Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 20, 2023


S5E12 - RAJNEESH HATES ABDUL (Part 1)

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Gavin McInnes is back from his trip to New York and the boys talk about the new Bleachers music video and why it sucks. They also talk about how to get better at baseball and why you should never do what you do with your left hand in a game. Also, they talk about why Andrew WK should go to therapy and why he should be fired from his job because he's not good enough to throw a baseball. And, of course, there's a special guest appearance by the band Bleachers. You know, the one with the song "I Want to Get Better" from the 80s and 90s about a guy who thinks he's gay and wants to get even better at throwing baseballs. Oh yeah, and it's a good one. Also, it's the last episode of season 2 of the new season of Parks and Recreation. Get off My Lawn! Get Off My Lawn is a new podcast from Gimlet Media. Subscribe, Like, Share, and Retweet us your thoughts on this episode. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Music by Jeff Kaale. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Artwork by Ian Dorsch. We'd like to hear your thoughts and reactions in the comments section below. Thank you so much for all the love and support you've shown so far this year, we really appreciate all the support we've gotten this year. Thank you for all of the support, we've had so far. We really appreciate it. We're looking forward to next year and we're going to keep coming back next year for the rest of the work you've all done this past year and next year! Love you, bye bye bye. See ya. See you next year, bye. Love ya, bye, bye! XOXO, bye Bye Bye Bye, bye Love, Bye Bye. - MURDER! - Caitlyn and Joe. <3 - EJ, EJ & MURCHEK. xO. - OJ & GRAVY. - SOTYO - SZN. - MALAYTER! - JUICYay! - SONGS - PODCAST - RYAN MCCARTE - KELLY & JOSH WALLER - JOSH MILLER

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:48.000 Usually we have more indie bands in that, but that's a super famous pop band called Bleachers.
00:00:54.000 Remember them?
00:00:55.000 They had that hit, I Want to Get Better.
00:00:58.000 Major hit.
00:01:01.000 He's from Fun.
00:01:03.000 He's from the band Fun?
00:01:04.000 Oh yeah!
00:01:06.000 Man, that guy can write some hits.
00:01:08.000 He can. 1.00
00:01:09.000 He's got great ears but terrible eyes because he fucked Lena Dunham. 1.00
00:01:15.000 Wow did you do that as some sort of like chick cachet so everyone would love you? 1.00
00:01:21.000 I remember I fucked a slutty girl in high school and it hurt my brand so I fucked an ugly funny cool girl and it like I replenished the brand and then I could go back to fucking a hot chick who was kind of slutty. 1.00
00:01:37.000 Yeah Lena Dunham is the 1.00
00:01:40.000 Who's the guy that fucks up the Weinstein of the matriarchy? 1.00
00:01:44.000 It's more like working in the pussy Peace Corps like you did your service. 0.99
00:01:49.000 That's Haiti. 0.95
00:01:50.000 We salute you, sir. 1.00
00:01:53.000 You were in the trenches of her fucking folds. 0.99
00:01:59.000 This band, the vibe I'm getting is like Bruce Springsteen level great but if Bruce Springsteen was like the band that went to our school so we know everybody this is like another school's Bruce Springsteen so everybody just looks a little off. 1.00
00:02:11.000 Well he's got that that nebby Jew look that doesn't really wet drench pussies. 1.00
00:02:17.000 Leather jacket does not work for it. 0.99
00:02:19.000 And yeah, I don't know if it helps or not, but their outfits are weird.
00:02:23.000 They have like little bowling shoes on and then the saxophonist with that oversized shirt.
00:02:27.000 They kind of dress like cool lesbians. 1.00
00:02:32.000 They dress like lesbians that you want to hang out with. 1.00
00:02:35.000 Which is rare. 0.99
00:02:36.000 That's a tiny... Yeah, he even looks like a lesbian. 1.00
00:02:40.000 Bleachers are the coolest lesbians in the world. 1.00
00:02:43.000 Maybe that's why he was attracted to Lena Dunham. 0.97
00:02:46.000 Because he's gay. 0.98
00:02:48.000 That song, I Want to Get Better, is one of the catchiest jams in the world. 1.00
00:02:52.000 And this video sucks so bad! 0.98
00:02:55.000 It's infuriating! 0.99
00:02:57.000 Every video should be like Beat It.
00:03:00.000 It should be the singer going to a destination and accruing fans on the way. 0.88
00:03:09.000 He's walking and then like someone comes out of their house and someone comes out of their house and then by the end of it It's they're in the bleachers like it's fucking 10,000 young people that are all gorgeous Jumping up and down and fucking there's a it's a high school football game.
00:03:26.000 That would be a good theme for this You want to get better at high school football? 0.84
00:03:30.000 That would be fun.
00:03:33.000 But it's him in his pajamas seeing his psychiatrist and what, he's gonna spill his coffee I assume.
00:03:40.000 Oh god, that's hot.
00:03:43.000 And now I don't wanna hear talking over that awesome piano riff.
00:03:47.000 I know, I hate when they do the music videos.
00:03:49.000 It makes me sad and sick.
00:03:51.000 You ever put on like a music video version at a party and then the middle part's like, yo, where's the thing at? 0.99
00:03:56.000 And you're like, what the fuck? 0.94
00:04:00.000 I want to see young people getting out of bed, getting ready to go somewhere fun. 0.99
00:04:06.000 Your big problem too is like I think the electronic drums don't hit very hard too and I agree like the bass of it isn't there.
00:04:14.000 Have we talked about this before?
00:04:16.000 Yeah.
00:04:16.000 Have I had this exact same rant on the show before?
00:04:19.000 You picture it in your head like hitting hard like ba-ba-ba-ba I wanna get better and it like kind of hits softer.
00:04:24.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:25.000 This should be like
00:04:32.000 Yeah, this guy needs to talk to Andrew WK for a week.
00:04:36.000 That's who your therapist should be, Andrew WK. 1.00
00:04:41.000 Fuck, man. 1.00
00:04:43.000 It's like seeing someone with a gun just start throwing it at people. 1.00
00:04:48.000 You're in big trouble, sir.
00:04:51.000 And throwing it like this, doing a girl throw, like, hey you! 1.00
00:04:55.000 You killed my family, guess what you're getting? 0.73
00:04:57.000 You should have gone wide on that throw. 0.99
00:05:00.000 My bad. 1.00
00:05:02.000 You're dead. 1.00
00:05:04.000 That's a good way to freak people the fuck out, by the way. 1.00
00:05:07.000 Go to the park with your kid or with your friend and throw with your left hand. 0.88
00:05:15.000 I want to do that.
00:05:16.000 If I ever do opening pitch, which I never will in a million years, but maybe next lifetime,
00:05:20.000 If I do opening pitch, I will use my left hand and like run like a spaz first and then go, yeah! 0.99
00:05:25.000 And fall.
00:05:26.000 That's good.
00:05:27.000 It's far away, I think.
00:05:29.000 I think it's like 70 feet. 1.00
00:05:31.000 Oh, shit. 0.98
00:05:32.000 So when you... How far away is home plate? 1.00
00:05:38.000 You'll need to un... What?
00:05:40.000 You have to unlock... I don't know who you are.
00:05:42.000 They need to know who you are in order to tell you.
00:05:43.000 How far from the pitching mound to home plate in the MLB?
00:05:50.000 Oh, it's only 60 feet so high school kids play the same as the MLB He befriended Bruce Springsteen man, so that that's a direct ah There we go and that explains the leather jacket and everything like literally everything the saxophone saxophone.
00:06:06.000 I'm so glad he didn't do a horse voice It's like glory days
00:06:14.000 He needs weight.
00:06:15.000 He needs weight on his face.
00:06:16.000 He looked better in this.
00:06:17.000 If you want to get better, gain weight in your face.
00:06:19.000 You look actually like a brawler here a little bit. 0.93
00:06:21.000 You look like an Italian guy here.
00:06:24.000 Not doing great. 0.98
00:06:25.000 Stop being vegan.
00:06:26.000 No, you look like you're helping me with my math homework.
00:06:27.000 He's an LA vegan.
00:06:28.000 I think that's probably why.
00:06:30.000 I'm guessing all that.
00:06:31.000 He looks like one of those proud boys where you have to take him aside and he has all these questions about girls.
00:06:38.000 And you're like, okay, I'll coach you for a little bit about how to be a man, but I kind of want to hang out with the guys.
00:06:42.000 Right.
00:06:44.000 I almost chose this speaking of macho music made by tough guys.
00:06:51.000 This is a pretty cool trans rap that's just came out today.
00:06:56.000 I'm a gay last soul.
00:06:57.000 I don't want to.
00:06:59.000 Okay, sure.
00:06:59.000 I disagree.
00:07:18.000 Well, it's miraculous if you exist in the hood. 0.98
00:07:20.000 That's who's killing you, dude. 1.00
00:07:23.000 And if you exist beyond the urge of suicide after chopping your cock off. 1.00
00:07:27.000 It's miraculous if you cut your dick off and you don't want to blow your head off. 1.00
00:07:36.000 This was happening in New York City, you'll have to dig up the email, recently in Times Square. 1.00
00:07:42.000 It was a lunatic street performer. 0.97
00:07:44.000 Yesterday, I put this on Twitter, yesterday there was a woman on the 35th Street Station, 34th Street?
00:07:51.000 Before you start that. 0.98
00:07:53.000 African American woman, she had no shoes on, and she was masturbating. 1.00
00:08:00.000 Herself clearly on drugs using children's toys She had a like a Fisher-Price phone she was trying for a while and We all got to get to work. 0.96
00:08:12.000 So we're just surrounding her check out my Twitter We're just surrounding her and I I took a picture from far away.
00:08:20.000 I didn't want to interrupt her No, but that's New York City now like she could have been eating her own feces and we'd all be like checking our phones Zoom in on her 1.00
00:08:32.000 I'm X Gavin McInnes, by the way, is my name on X. You can see one of the toys there by her right hand.
00:08:38.000 I sent that to Anthony going, uh, New York still hasn't changed.
00:08:45.000 He goes, ah, just throw her on the tracks. 1.00
00:08:48.000 But no, the smell would be terrible.
00:08:50.000 People would get, we'd get AIDS blood all over us.
00:08:52.000 It's best to keep it contained.
00:08:55.000 Anyway, this street performer was in Times Square the other day, and as everyone was puking, I was like, this is kind of a good jam.
00:09:05.000 You're tolerant.
00:09:06.000 I don't hate, well I'm just numb.
00:09:08.000 I'm numb to the gross parts now.
00:09:10.000 Now I like listen to the music.
00:09:12.000 I'm like in that TV show Fame.
00:09:15.000 I'm like the piano guy with the white beard with the funny accent.
00:09:20.000 That's how I am when I walk by homeless people.
00:09:24.000 Let's me hear your piano.
00:09:25.000 I think you have something there.
00:09:27.000 Kind of sounds like suicide.
00:09:29.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:09:54.000 Dick white nigga, is he saying? 1.00
00:09:57.000 How many niggas does it take to fix my dick, did he say? 1.00
00:10:24.000 Does he have a driver's license? 1.00
00:10:32.000 Oh, look, he's got fans.
00:10:36.000 A lot of great art going on.
00:10:36.000 Anyway, that was great.
00:10:40.000 You know how you hear about guys that, like, they watch so much porn, they end up having to watch, like, trans weird poo stuff? 1.00
00:10:50.000 I've become that way with music. 0.96
00:10:53.000 Like, I've done so much.
00:10:55.000 I've lived so long.
00:10:57.000 But now I have to check out my new favorite guy no one's heard of.
00:11:01.000 Golden Boy.
00:11:02.000 A.K.A.
00:11:03.000 Faspasin. 0.85
00:11:05.000 He's an African musician who, uh, he just put out a Halloween song recently.
00:11:09.000 You could play this at your party.
00:11:11.000 No, no, 1-5 you want to start with.
00:11:14.000 Yeah, it's kind of scary.
00:11:25.000 It's kind of like Thriller.
00:11:28.000 He likes Michael Jackson a lot, he comes up.
00:11:36.000 Pretty good.
00:11:37.000 This is his big hit, Dirty Crunk.
00:11:39.000 That's an ex-jam.
00:11:41.000 It's really good.
00:11:45.000 Just jump in the middle.
00:11:54.000 Just when you have a party and you've got a good mix on, just stick that in the middle. 0.99
00:12:04.000 And see if people at your house start going, what the fuck is this? 0.75
00:12:10.000 I don't know how you're gonna get it on Apple Music, though. 0.99
00:12:13.000 Not ironically, like, the cooler things out there are, like, things that sound shitty.
00:12:18.000 You know, like that one guy, like... Right, right.
00:12:21.000 Like, at a club or at a party, if that was in a mix of other stuff, it would be, like, good variety. 0.99
00:12:27.000 And if you call that out, you'd be like, I'm lame for not thinking this is awesome, so I'm not gonna say shit. 0.98
00:12:32.000 Yeah, I don't... I'm not cool enough to know who this is. 0.98
00:12:35.000 This could be, like, MIA's African boy. 1.00
00:12:37.000 You start shitting on a hundred gecks, you're like, what is this fucking... This sucks! 1.00
00:12:40.000 And they go, basement shit. 1.00
00:12:42.000 This is that drunk driving song that rules by Ethel Rott. 1.00
00:12:46.000 Remember that song from the other day?
00:12:47.000 I can't stop listening to it.
00:12:49.000 Estelle... something.
00:12:51.000 Yeah.
00:12:53.000 Play that song, Jamie.
00:12:54.000 Just briefly.
00:12:56.000 So he has a lot of good songs.
00:12:58.000 And then I guess someone told him, you know what songs do well?
00:13:01.000 Songs about a team.
00:13:03.000 Like a football team or a baseball team.
00:13:05.000 Okay, turn off the first guy.
00:13:09.000 You should drive drunk.
00:13:10.000 You should drive drunk.
00:13:11.000 You should drive.
00:13:15.000 You should drunk drive.
00:13:16.000 You should drunk drive.
00:13:17.000 You'll be fine.
00:13:17.000 You see what I'm saying?
00:13:21.000 That's what I say.
00:13:26.000 You should drive drunk, you should drunk drive, you'll be alright.
00:13:29.000 You can drive, you'll be alright, you can make it alright.
00:13:32.000 It's a crime, but it's fine if there's no one on the right.
00:13:35.000 Drive better this way, cause you're more camp.
00:13:37.000 Oh, is that a dog or a child?
00:13:39.000 I don't...
00:13:42.000 Okay, anyway, you get the idea. 0.99
00:13:43.000 That song is fucking great. 0.99
00:13:44.000 I want to show it to my daughter. 0.99
00:13:47.000 I'm interpreting this as like a base thing.
00:13:49.000 But I don't, uh... I don't want her to drive drunk. 0.99
00:13:54.000 I think that's kind of, the point is like, this is supposed to be a kid's show and they're telling you to do horrific things.
00:13:58.000 It's almost like the trans talking to kids thing, in a way.
00:14:02.000 But this guy is trans. 0.58
00:14:04.000 Weird.
00:14:05.000 Um, but to get back to Golden Boy briefly. 0.93
00:14:08.000 So, he goes, oh, why are you gay?
00:14:13.000 It is good to write a song about a football team or a baseball team. 0.66
00:14:17.000 Yeah, it's really effective.
00:14:19.000 And so he goes, okay, he has a song about every single team in the NFL and every single team in the MLB.
00:14:30.000 No, that's not it.
00:14:31.000 Is that 1-8?
00:14:32.000 No, that's Badman Party. 0.57
00:14:34.000 We're just going to play one more of his songs because I've been blathering on about music a little too much.
00:14:38.000 Here we go.
00:14:39.000 This is a song about the Mets.
00:14:41.000 Again, every single team in the entire MLB, I don't care what team you like, he's got a song for it.
00:14:48.000 I like the Mets, this is my song.
00:14:50.000 That's like a genius marketing thing.
00:14:53.000 I would love it if they'd play this at Citi Field.
00:15:01.000 New York Mets!
00:15:02.000 New York Mets!
00:15:08.000 The New York Mets, American professional baseball team.
00:15:12.000 In New York City, Port-au-Prince.
00:15:14.000 Playing the National League Baseball, National League, East Division.
00:15:19.000 Great team, great players!
00:15:26.000 Anyway, that's enough.
00:15:27.000 What do they call this?
00:15:28.000 Outsider art? 1.00
00:15:29.000 So yeah, the third world sucks and they make shitty stuff. 1.00
00:15:33.000 Our culture, American culture, is way better and we don't have anything that's laughable. 0.97
00:15:38.000 Like, we have really cool stuff like a couple that does modern dance and expresses themselves through modern dance poems where they dance with each other like this.
00:15:53.000 Except in this particular one, we just found out they're having a baby and the mom's recovering, you know, she's got postpartum strains.
00:16:03.000 So this is him announcing that him and his wife won't be doing any more modern dance poetry for the foreseeable future while the baby, you know, they deal with baby stuff. 0.84
00:16:13.000 First seven weeks of having a baby sucks, by the way. 0.89
00:16:16.000 That's what he's trying to say here. 0.99
00:16:18.000 This is our cool culture.
00:16:19.000 I was making fun of Africa. 1.00
00:16:20.000 This is North America.
00:16:22.000 It rocks.
00:16:23.000 For example.
00:16:23.000 Hello.
00:16:24.000 Juan Carberry here.
00:16:26.000 Good news.
00:16:27.000 Our baby was born healthy.
00:16:28.000 Bad news.
00:16:30.000 Making dances with Elizabeth will be on pause for an unknown amount of time.
00:16:35.000 Elizabeth and the baby are intertwined and we aren't sure about including the both of them in our content right now.
00:16:40.000 We're discussing privacy, safety, and consent concerns, but I've come to no conclusions yet.
00:16:45.000 We'll love to know your thoughts on this topic, and thank you for your patience as we navigate.
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00:16:56.000 When I become President of the United States, it's going to be a dictatorship that will make EDM-ing look like Jimmy Carter. 0.84
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00:17:14.000 You look like a Star Wars extra who gets killed and no one gives a shit. 1.00
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00:20:13.000 As you know, I am a robot bigot. 0.99
00:20:16.000 I fucking hate the and to be clear, I don't hate machines. 0.99
00:20:21.000 I hate the conversation that includes soon we're all going to be taken over by robots. 1.00
00:20:27.000 Yes, McDonald's employees are getting replaced by robots, but the idea of a human-like butler serving you in your home. 0.99
00:20:35.000 When I was at Fox doing Red Eye, at least every second show we would talk about some crazy robot that's gonna make us jobless, and it does this, and they'd show the Toyota guy who does that stupid walk. 0.97
00:20:51.000 Probably cost 10 million dollars. 0.99
00:20:53.000 There's always going to be human garbage. 0.99
00:20:55.000 That's why the elites are so pro open borders. 1.00
00:20:59.000 They want more human garbage to carry their shit around. 1.00
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00:21:06.000 You see it in the future movies.
00:21:07.000 They all dress like that modern dance guy, but they're dirty.
00:21:10.000 So look at this.
00:21:12.000 A bunch of people dress up.
00:21:15.000 In boiler suits, and then latex on their face, with a fake piece of plastic on the back, and we're supposed to believe these are robots?
00:21:24.000 Yeah, who'd they hire, too? 1.00
00:21:25.000 Like, stop sauntering, idiot. 1.00
00:21:27.000 The other guy was sauntering. 1.00
00:21:28.000 Yeah, you're not very good at studying humans.
00:21:30.000 We don't act like that.
00:21:32.000 Look, it can blink.
00:21:34.000 Therefore... And by the way, if they're making these robots, why do they have different faces?
00:21:40.000 Right.
00:21:40.000 They should all look exactly the same.
00:21:42.000 This account is so annoying.
00:21:44.000 I follow it, but it's hilarious.
00:21:45.000 It'll just be like a picture of you with an arrow or like your head circled, and they're like, look at this.
00:21:51.000 And you're like, what is it?
00:21:54.000 The earth is flat. 0.99
00:21:55.000 And you're like, oh, for fuck's sakes. 1.00
00:21:57.000 It's all these fucking robots. 1.00
00:21:58.000 That's just fancy Chuck E. Cheese. 1.00
00:22:01.000 Oh, have you seen the ones they're making China? 0.83
00:22:02.000 Yeah, they're very, very fancy Chuck E. Cheese, and they probably cost $10 million each.
00:22:08.000 So stop talking about them.
00:22:10.000 I can't take it anymore.
00:22:13.000 Wait, what?
00:22:15.000 Yeah, the eyes.
00:22:16.000 It's always two eyes being like, huh?
00:22:19.000 Is that everybody already knew?
00:22:22.000 Invisible plane?
00:22:24.000 What?
00:22:24.000 I don't know what it is, but yeah, sure.
00:22:26.000 Okay.
00:22:26.000 There's a plane with a bunch of mirrors on it.
00:22:29.000 It's magic.
00:22:30.000 Here's a big heavy scoop.
00:22:34.000 I'm told that Peter Thiel is an FBI informant.
00:22:38.000 I know Peter Thiel.
00:22:39.000 I've hung out with him.
00:22:40.000 He said he wanted to meet me once.
00:22:41.000 I said, anytime, dude.
00:22:43.000 You're a billionaire.
00:22:44.000 I'll meet you anytime.
00:22:45.000 He goes, oh, that's good, actually.
00:22:46.000 That's very convenient because I wanted to meet you before I start my day.
00:22:50.000 Let's start at breakfast.
00:22:52.000 Yeah.
00:22:53.000 Yeah.
00:22:54.000 Okay.
00:22:54.000 I'll meet you at my place at 8 a.m.
00:22:57.000 Mm-hmm.
00:22:58.000 Yep.
00:22:58.000 I will.
00:22:59.000 Yep.
00:22:59.000 I'm doing that.
00:23:01.000 So I got up at 6.
00:23:03.000 I, you know, it takes me about an hour to get into the city these days, so I was on the 7 o'clock.
00:23:10.000 I'm hungover, so I had like a huge thing of coffee, and then we sit at his house, and I could tell, and this has happened to me a few times,
00:23:20.000 I could tell he was disappointed with my IQ.
00:23:23.000 You could just smell it in the room. 0.77
00:23:24.000 Like I bet, I bet ugly girls when they go on dates and the guy sees that you're not like you are in the picture that you could probably see in their eyes and them sort of go, Oh, okay. 1.00
00:23:34.000 I'll pay for dinner, but this isn't going to last.
00:23:37.000 Yet you had all these questions like, why do you think that women are recently so interested in politics? 1.00
00:23:42.000 And I was like, it's fashion, whatever.
00:23:44.000 Like my answers weren't good.
00:23:47.000 I was thinking that with Joe Rogan too.
00:23:48.000 I had like a quarter of an Adderall and two beers when I did both his shows and I think he's like, this guy's a genius.
00:23:55.000 I want to hang out with him. 0.99
00:23:56.000 And then we hung out a few times and I wasn't on Adderall and I was just like, I think I got a fart, but it might be a shit. 0.99
00:24:03.000 And he's like, what? 0.99
00:24:04.000 Yeah, I'm going to go to the bathroom and just sit down for this fart just to be safe.
00:24:07.000 Okay.
00:24:08.000 Will you be here when I get back?
00:24:11.000 No, you're dumped. 1.00
00:24:15.000 And I went, he's got these weird dinner parties with lots of rules, like you got to show up and you sit here and sit there, then you got to fucking leave, get the fuck out of here. 0.99
00:24:23.000 And I realized, while criticizing these parties, that that's exactly what I would do if I was a billionaire. 1.00
00:24:29.000 Everyone I find remotely interesting, come to my house at 7, entertain me, and then fuck off. 0.99
00:24:36.000 But I never thought of him as a Fed. 1.00
00:24:37.000 And the problem with Fed talk is, what's a Fed?
00:24:42.000 What are you saying to the Feds?
00:24:44.000 Are you just meeting with them because you're curious?
00:24:47.000 The least invasive Fed is the proud boy who got caught with guns and they said, you're going to do 20 years.
00:24:53.000 And he says, OK, I'll tell you if they're planning an insurrection.
00:24:56.000 And then he never tells them because they aren't.
00:24:58.000 That's bad, still. 0.79
00:24:59.000 You're still a type of snitch, but you're the least snitchy snitch.
00:25:04.000 But then the worst part is, like, the other end is what that racist group with the khakis on, what are they called? 0.88
00:25:10.000 Patriot Front?
00:25:11.000 Where they, like, went to military school and became federal agents, and now they're pretending to be Nazis.
00:25:19.000 So that's the spectrum.
00:25:21.000 Where is Peter Thiel on this spectrum?
00:25:26.000 In the summer of 2021,
00:25:28.000 Teal began providing information as a confidential human source to Jonathan Buma, an FBI agent who specializes in investigating political corruption and foreign influence campaigns.
00:25:39.000 Like, that could be innocent.
00:25:41.000 It could be like, I'm really suspicious about China.
00:25:43.000 I think they're doing this.
00:25:45.000 So that's a good Fed, in a sense.
00:25:48.000 Charles Johnson, who we know, we had him on the show.
00:25:50.000 In fact, we replayed the show on the weekend.
00:25:53.000 If you look at the Gavin McInnes Show, it's Charles Johnson there.
00:25:57.000 He got canceled for questioning the Holocaust, among other things.
00:26:04.000 And you can't come back from that, so he kind of went underground.
00:26:08.000 He helped me with the SPLC case, and he's invested a ton of time and money into facial recognition software.
00:26:14.000 He's a genius.
00:26:16.000 But there's certain lines you can't cross, apparently.
00:26:20.000 Charles Johnson, a longtime associate of Thiel's and a notorious figure in the far-right movement that Thiel has subsidized for a decade, told Insider a statement that he helped recruit the billionaire as an informant by introducing him to Buma.
00:26:33.000 Why would you tell a journalist that?
00:26:35.000 That's pretty good journalism, I gotta say. 0.97
00:26:59.000 Like, I don't know where he is on the spectrum, so that's bad, but, like, getting Charles Johnson and then an insider in the FBI to confirm, this reminds me of old school journalism, where, like, the journalist knew cops, and he's like, yeah, apparently this new chief's full of shit, and he just, he has something on this sergeant, so that's why they pushed him off the line, because he could fuck up their whole careers. 0.74
00:27:23.000 You know, that kind of, oh, it's called insider. 0.80
00:27:27.000 So that's impressive.
00:27:28.000 And curious.
00:27:31.000 I wonder what Teal's reaction will be.
00:27:34.000 Don't go through the whole interstitial for these, but we have a new Joe Biden, just change the background to Biden.
00:27:43.000 But I was watching this clip yesterday on the train after doing the Anthony Show, and I was like, if this is your granddad, okay, at an old folks home, and there's, 0.99
00:27:56.000 There's like ten people in the rooms like they were playing bingo but it's after and like out of the ten six are just asleep in their chairs like There's a weird old person smell in the hospice and these people are dying and then you're there to visit your granddad and in a moment of clarity he recognizes you
00:28:15.000 Not totally.
00:28:16.000 He thinks that you're your dad.
00:28:19.000 He's like, Jimmy, my dad's name is Jimmy.
00:28:21.000 Jimmy, how are you doing?
00:28:23.000 And you're like, I do look like him when, you know, you guys were friends.
00:28:28.000 So yeah, I'll take it.
00:28:30.000 So that's clarity.
00:28:31.000 And then he says this, what you're about to see, and you, you go back to your mom and you're like,
00:28:37.000 And she's like, oh, sweetie, what's wrong?
00:28:38.000 I don't know.
00:28:41.000 What he was saying was just so kind, and it kind of reminded me of what he used to be.
00:28:48.000 And, you know, he's just a good person, and he wants to help people.
00:28:52.000 And I could see Jack in there.
00:28:55.000 I could see Granddad in there, almost trying to get out.
00:29:00.000 Oh, man. 1.00
00:29:01.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:29:01.000 Sorry. 1.00
00:29:02.000 I'm sorry.
00:29:02.000 I like when people are crying and they say sorry.
00:29:04.000 Yeah, you better apologize, you fucking pissy-eyed bitch. 1.00
00:29:07.000 You're not going to get away with this. 1.00
00:29:08.000 No, I don't accept your apology. 1.00
00:29:10.000 You fucking crybaby. 1.00
00:29:12.000 Sorry. 1.00
00:29:13.000 Sorry about this.
00:29:14.000 Oh, sorry.
00:29:16.000 Even Tommy Robinson, when he was talking about his kids in our interview.
00:29:20.000 Sorry.
00:29:21.000 Sorry.
00:29:23.000 Okay, wrap it up with the crying. 1.00
00:29:25.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:29:26.000 Think I got all day? 1.00
00:29:27.000 You worrying about your kids?
00:29:28.000 Sorry.
00:29:30.000 but uh okay so this is your granddad and he almost recognized you and he's actually saying something for the first time by the way your past four visits he's just been like
00:29:43.000 You know what, Rolo?
00:29:45.000 I want a Rolo.
00:29:46.000 Oh, those chocolates, Granddad?
00:29:48.000 Yeah, you know what?
00:29:49.000 You got a Rolo?
00:29:50.000 I don't.
00:29:51.000 I'll try to find some.
00:29:52.000 I think they're kind of rare.
00:29:54.000 You see them in Britain and stuff.
00:29:55.000 You don't really see people with Rolos.
00:29:57.000 But I'll get them on Amazon, I bet.
00:30:00.000 What?
00:30:00.000 You'll get them in the jungle?
00:30:02.000 Oh, no.
00:30:03.000 You'll get them from a tall, strong woman, right? 0.97
00:30:06.000 That's not what I... Okay, I gotta go.
00:30:09.000 And then this visit, he actually said something.
00:30:13.000 What is it Granddad?
00:30:17.000 Virtually every... ...mass shooting... ...in every... ...circumstance where... ...a large number of people have been victimized... ...and lost... ...I spoke to him.
00:30:35.000 I learned a long time ago.
00:30:37.000 I'm too old... You spoke to someone at a mass shooting?
00:30:44.000 It's Jimmy.
00:30:45.000 When someone's going through something that is beyond their comprehension, that they never thought they'd ever go through, if they see someone who they think understands or maybe they've been through something not the same, but similar, it gives them some sense of hope.
00:31:03.000 And I always get criticized sometimes on my staff because when I go to these events, I stay for three to four hours and answer all their questions.
00:31:13.000 Wait, just stop.
00:31:15.000 Just outside of my little bit here, you don't stay for three or four hours and answer questions.
00:31:20.000 No, you leave immediately.
00:31:20.000 You leave immediately.
00:31:22.000 You're famous for not answering questions.
00:31:24.000 You're whisked out of there the second you're done by Jill.
00:31:27.000 Now, your wife Jill whisks you away because you can't figure out how to get off the stage. 0.99
00:31:32.000 But I don't know how many clips we've watched of you going, uh, all right, I should be, all right.
00:31:39.000 And then someone else comes out and goes, that's enough questions.
00:31:42.000 We're in the war!
00:32:20.000 Joe, you're standing on my foot!
00:32:23.000 Granddad, you're standing on Miriam's foot.
00:32:27.000 I just want to help.
00:32:28.000 I know you do.
00:32:30.000 When he says, when I'm reaching out for something to grab, this is what he's seeing.
00:32:35.000 Any kid ever.
00:32:37.000 I don't know if you ever smelled these little guys.
00:32:39.000 They smell like heaven.
00:32:42.000 Smells so good, especially here in the nape.
00:32:45.000 You gotta get the nape.
00:32:46.000 That's the sweetest plum.
00:32:48.000 We're just, we're on the cusp of that.
00:32:52.000 You realize.
00:32:52.000 Dude.
00:32:54.000 Within the next 16 things he says, he's going to talk about the smell of a child or how beautiful they are and how he wants to just touch one right now.
00:33:04.000 It's inevitable.
00:33:05.000 It's inevitable.
00:33:06.000 Literally, actually, yeah.
00:33:08.000 That's why everybody's, that just makes sense why everybody's staring at him the entire time, like his staff.
00:33:12.000 They're like, please, please.
00:33:14.000 I bet he has like a belt around his waist, but the, it's, it's an extra long belt.
00:33:19.000 It's like a 42.
00:33:20.000 So there's a long taggle at the end.
00:33:22.000 I just made up that word.
00:33:23.000 And that guy behind him has the taggle.
00:33:25.000 Yeah.
00:33:26.000 And he's ready to just be like.
00:33:26.000 The word taggle's a tag.
00:33:31.000 You can drive drunk, you can drive, drive, you can drive, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da 0.55
00:33:59.000 You know what I did today for the first time?
00:34:00.000 The things you put on your shoulders and then you'd go like that with your calves?
00:34:04.000 Yeah.
00:34:06.000 30 of those.
00:34:06.000 180 pounds.
00:34:07.000 It's like a hack squat thing, but you could use it as a calf raise.
00:34:11.000 Yeah, I don't like squat.
00:34:13.000 My legs are already perfect.
00:34:14.000 It's these Grover arms we gotta work on.
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00:36:01.000 Purpleworks!
00:36:01.000 You gotta work that purple!
00:36:04.000 You gotta really gotta get that purple out!
00:36:12.000 I hope they don't mind this.
00:36:14.000 Who?
00:36:15.000 Prince?
00:36:15.000 Purple Orcs.
00:36:18.000 What does Prince look like in his coffin right now?
00:36:21.000 Probably interesting.
00:36:23.000 Yeah.
00:36:23.000 Like a mummy.
00:36:24.000 Well, I want to see it.
00:36:25.000 What was his outfit?
00:36:27.000 I was about to Google it.
00:36:28.000 Google it.
00:36:30.000 Oh, yeah.
00:36:30.000 Wait, what did he get buried in?
00:36:32.000 Yeah.
00:36:33.000 Prince.
00:36:34.000 Wake.
00:36:35.000 Coffin.
00:36:38.000 I mean, this is this better be a hell of an outfit.
00:36:42.000 Other ashes, so he was, uh, uh...
00:36:50.000 I never really had a strong... I know what I'm going to do when you die. 0.94
00:36:52.000 I'll be parting my hats off. 0.96
00:36:55.000 Well, I don't know.
00:36:57.000 I don't know.
00:36:57.000 I'd probably consult somebody to ask what the best way is, but I used to be creeped out about cremation because it's like, well, if you, I don't know, it's fire and that... No, I'm not getting cremated.
00:37:09.000 I want a big grave, a mausoleum, and I want people to come to it and cry and talk about me.
00:37:18.000 I want to be in a good spot.
00:37:20.000 In a way, yeah.
00:37:21.000 Do whatever.
00:37:22.000 In a way, it doesn't matter, really.
00:37:24.000 It matters for the people around.
00:37:25.000 So you'd want to give them the best experience.
00:37:27.000 Well, I also want to live knowing that that's going to happen.
00:37:29.000 I see.
00:37:30.000 Did I tell you about my funeral?
00:37:31.000 Yeah, it sounds very fun.
00:37:32.000 It's going to be so awesome.
00:37:34.000 I'm going to be in a casket with a sideways baseball hat where the brim is so long and it comes out of the side of the casket.
00:37:41.000 You have to have a thing there.
00:37:43.000 I have a guitar in my hand.
00:37:46.000 And that again that's going the other way and that needs a hole or a thing in the side of the casket. 0.54
00:37:50.000 I picture can you have a string like attached to one arm and so if you want you could just like like how you ring the bell at like one of those Texas barbecue places and you pull it and then you go and then just like an open shooting cord.
00:38:02.000 Like I've had all this planned for a long time.
00:38:04.000 And so I'm in the casket like this, and then there's tons of smoke, and this song, Ain't No Nice Guy, the one with Lemmy and Ozzy, is playing.
00:38:15.000 And then I just, I'm like this.
00:38:17.000 I'm gonna have to do this myself, because I don't trust the wife and kids to be able to handle this. 1.00
00:38:21.000 Hydraulics.
00:38:22.000 Dude, what a great look for Ozzy.
00:38:31.000 I'm sorry.
00:38:31.000 I know you're dead and everything, but...
00:38:41.000 So, I'm down for most of this song.
00:38:44.000 It's only when it goes... That's when it starts going up.
00:38:49.000 And you can't go too high or you're gonna fall forward.
00:38:52.000 You should add some straps.
00:38:54.000 Is that Slash on guitar too? 0.99
00:38:55.000 Holy shit. 0.99
00:38:56.000 Is it? 0.99
00:38:59.000 Collaboration.
00:38:59.000 Dude, Rock Rules.
00:39:00.000 This is one of the greatest songs ever made.
00:39:02.000 I wish Rock was back. 0.97
00:39:06.000 Now the only like supergroup thing is out is like fucking Colbert and Kimmel and doing a podcast. 0.98
00:39:13.000 Yeah, that's my kind of supergroup. 0.98
00:39:15.000 That's rock and roll.
00:39:16.000 Let me guess.
00:39:17.000 They're for the vaccine.
00:39:19.000 What a ribald discussion it must be with those late night hosts discussing COVID.
00:39:24.000 Hearing all their different views. 1.00
00:39:28.000 Fuck off. 1.00
00:39:29.000 Imagine without writers, they're like, well, it doesn't really make sense to get all the boosters. 1.00
00:39:32.000 They start coming to the conclusion of like, this is bullshit. 0.95
00:39:36.000 And then you figure out the writers are the ones propagandizing. 0.99
00:39:39.000 That would be fun, but I don't think it's going to happen.
00:39:43.000 Jump down to LGBTQ and change the background accordingly. 0.96
00:39:48.000 I saw our favorite guy, Elliot Page, being interviewed. 1.00
00:39:53.000 And it's clearly a homosexual, a lesbian woman with mental illness. 0.99
00:39:59.000 And every time they interview, she discusses anxiety or suffering or she's crying. 0.99
00:40:04.000 She's never like a dude.
00:40:07.000 Like go up to someone at a Mets game and be like, what's going on?
00:40:10.000 Nothing.
00:40:10.000 What are you doing?
00:40:12.000 Well, I understand you put a book out.
00:40:13.000 Oh, yeah.
00:40:14.000 Yeah.
00:40:14.000 Yeah.
00:40:15.000 I just did a book about the Mets.
00:40:18.000 Did you just fart?
00:40:20.000 Yeah, I did.
00:40:20.000 Sorry about that.
00:40:21.000 Okay, I'm gonna leave.
00:40:22.000 That's how guys talk.
00:40:24.000 This is not how guys talk.
00:40:27.000 Wait, stop, stop, stop.
00:40:35.000 Is that her new, like, superhero name, Page Boy?
00:40:38.000 Her, uh, memoir.
00:40:41.000 His memoir, Page Boy.
00:40:42.000 Oh, his memoir, Page Boy.
00:40:44.000 Okay.
00:40:46.000 Look at that, look at that!
00:40:47.000 The gulping and the eyebrows?
00:40:56.000 I love talking and being in pain, that's one of my things.
00:40:59.000 Yeah, and I realized, I was like, who does she remind me of?
00:41:02.000 And I'm like, you're not acting like a modern man, you're acting like a 50s, 60s guy.
00:41:08.000 She's like a cool 60s guy, like John Cassavetes.
00:41:13.000 We're good to go.
00:41:29.000 I mean, I wish you'd lifted weights.
00:41:32.000 This is a drama club assignment where you have to try to sound like a guy.
00:41:36.000 She sounds like a girl who's been told to talk like a guy. 1.00
00:41:39.000 Look at those fucking eyebrows and those forehead wrinkles. 1.00
00:41:43.000 Is that you, pensive? 1.00
00:41:44.000 Why don't you just have a toothpick in your mouth while you're at it?
00:41:47.000 I'm so thankful for people's support.
00:41:56.000 Oh, the reception of her book page boy.
00:41:58.000 I thought it was like her character page boy.
00:42:01.000 I'm dead naming her.
00:42:03.000 By the way, speaking of John Cassavetes, I think he might be the coolest person in history.
00:42:07.000 I looked up his Wikipedia after I was researching who she reminds me of, and he's got a gun in his belt on his Wikipedia page.
00:42:19.000 Yep, he's packing.
00:42:20.000 Oh, is that like a cop, probably from a cop show?
00:42:22.000 That's Johnny Staccato, which is an American private detective detective.
00:42:28.000 He totally changed how movies are made.
00:42:31.000 And he was a great actor too in Rosemary's Baby.
00:42:33.000 And more importantly, though, his outfits in Rosemary's Baby.
00:42:38.000 If you want to know how to dress, just Google image Cassavetes Rosemary's Baby and drag those pictures onto your desktop folder.
00:42:48.000 Look at this guy.
00:42:49.000 Every scene was perfect.
00:42:56.000 His, like, casual wear, his cardigans, his suits, his baby blue suits.
00:43:02.000 Look at that sweater.
00:43:04.000 What a guy.
00:43:05.000 I wanna get sweater.
00:43:08.000 Well then, follow Cassavetes.
00:43:10.000 That'd be a good idea for a clothing line. 0.96
00:43:12.000 Oh, the turtleneck with the blazer?
00:43:14.000 That's pretty cool.
00:43:15.000 I want to try that. 0.98
00:43:16.000 That's fucking hard, dude. 0.98
00:43:17.000 I don't think you got it. 0.99
00:43:18.000 I saw somebody do it and I'm like... You're too square.
00:43:20.000 And when I mean square, I mean you're literally shaped like a cube.
00:43:23.000 That's okay.
00:43:24.000 I know, but there's certain looks you can't pull off when you look like that.
00:43:27.000 Cubes are cute.
00:43:30.000 Oh! 0.60
00:43:30.000 I like that. 0.60
00:43:31.000 I have a pair of those pajamas.
00:43:34.000 Even his pajamas are great.
00:43:36.000 Classic pajamas.
00:43:38.000 And go back to the Wikipedia, you got to see this guy's signature.
00:43:44.000 It's smiling.
00:43:46.000 That's the best signature I've ever seen.
00:43:49.000 Yeah, an arc, an upside down arc.
00:43:54.000 Okay, so should we take calls?
00:43:55.000 Did the thing go out?
00:43:57.000 Did you get a notification?
00:43:58.000 Uh, no.
00:44:02.000 I didn't.
00:44:06.000 Oh, he said ready to send it out, got an update.
00:44:08.000 Ready.
00:44:19.000 It didn't go out yet?
00:44:22.000 If you said it was 118, then I'm guessing it did.
00:44:24.000 He's a man of his word.
00:44:26.000 Don't worry, I have a million things to talk about.
00:44:31.000 Well, I guess we should talk about Israel just briefly.
00:44:33.000 I'm amazed that everyone is assuming that the intel they're getting is legitimate.
00:44:40.000 Like, the whole bombing of the hospital thing.
00:44:43.000 The Israelis bombed a hospital in Hamas.
00:44:46.000 Children are dying.
00:44:47.000 I don't believe you.
00:44:49.000 Oh, it was actually... No, this is the second link, 25A.
00:44:53.000 No, it was actually Hamas.
00:44:55.000 They were trying to send a missile to Israel and it blew up.
00:44:59.000 And it didn't blow up in a hospital, it blew up in a parking lot.
00:45:02.000 I don't believe that either.
00:45:03.000 Like, I'm not listening to anything they say.
00:45:06.000 I learned two years ago, maybe, that Pearl Harbor, America knew Pearl Harbor was going to happen and they got the best boats out of the way and they allowed it to happen so they could justify getting involved in World War II.
00:45:19.000 I learned that, what are we now, 75 years after the fact? 0.89
00:45:25.000 So you think you're going to have daily reliable intel via fucking Twitter or anything? 0.90
00:45:34.000 So after all the drama yesterday, it turns out the Gaza hospital wasn't bombed. 0.98
00:45:38.000 Who says?
00:45:39.000 The parking lot was.
00:45:41.000 I don't believe you.
00:45:42.000 And 500 people didn't die.
00:45:44.000 The only things that you know are things that have that have had some aging, some time to foster.
00:45:49.000 And one of the things I know is that the Islamic world isn't interested in taking in any Palestinians.
00:45:56.000 And that proves that the Palestinians are in a certain spot for a reason. 1.00
00:46:01.000 And they are meant to be martyrs. 0.99
00:46:03.000 They're meant to die. 0.94
00:46:05.000 And I'm talking about the Islamic mentality. 0.98
00:46:07.000 The Islamic mentality is don't take care of them. 1.00
00:46:10.000 We need them for optics. 0.93
00:46:11.000 We need them as victims.
00:46:12.000 Go to 25.
00:46:16.000 But Gavin, they're showing you a blowed up parking lot.
00:46:19.000 Are they?
00:46:19.000 Okay.
00:46:20.000 You know what's crazy about the situation in Palestine?
00:46:22.000 One thing that I can't get my head around is why is it that Palestine is surrounded by other Muslim countries with more wealth than Amazon, Google and Microsoft combined and yet nobody wants to bail out the brothers. 1.00
00:46:33.000 For nearly a century now, no one's stepped in to help them.
00:46:35.000 So it begs the question of what's actually going on.
00:46:39.000 Those are my favorite types of things, by the way.
00:46:41.000 I call it the errant thread that unravels the whole sweater.
00:46:45.000 Can you turn it off?
00:46:48.000 You only show something twice if it's like someone falling.
00:46:50.000 That song makes everything cool.
00:46:53.000 Heavy.
00:46:54.000 You want to say something with it?
00:46:56.000 Yeah.
00:46:56.000 Let me see it.
00:46:57.000 Let me cue it up.
00:47:00.000 I think it's called...
00:47:03.000 I thought it was called something about Swan.
00:47:06.000 Look up my Nita Fashions tweet.
00:47:07.000 Maybe we'll do our final ad shout-out to that music.
00:47:13.000 So it's... Oh, yes, I got it here.
00:47:16.000 Okay.
00:47:17.000 Okay, it's gonna take some setting up.
00:47:18.000 This is spontaneous, folks.
00:47:21.000 That one.
00:47:23.000 So you could show those pictures in the background.
00:47:27.000 And when you get the song.
00:47:31.000 Those are the Deswanees.
00:47:32.000 They're Indians who grew up, born and raised in Hong Kong, which is sort of China, but it's Britain, and they have Indian accents because they don't assimilate, and they hang out with other Indians, and have for generations.
00:47:47.000 Talk about a hybrid of cultures.
00:47:50.000 They have nothing in common with China, some in common with Britain. 0.98
00:47:55.000 Okay, where's the music, bro?
00:47:58.000 Did you get the song wrong?
00:48:00.000 Yeah, I thought it was called something about SWAM.
00:48:03.000 So never mind.
00:48:05.000 Well, that was a fun... Bit over.
00:48:09.000 Nope. 1.00
00:48:11.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:48:11.000 That's so weird. 1.00
00:48:13.000 Won't that Instagram thing have... Say it?
00:48:16.000 Yeah, it'll say original audio or whatever?
00:48:18.000 We're wasting everyone's time.
00:48:22.000 Yeah, no, we can't.
00:48:23.000 Because it just goes to like him talking about it.
00:48:25.000 Right, okay.
00:48:28.000 You know what I'll do just for fun?
00:48:29.000 I'll delete it later.
00:48:30.000 I'll say we are taking calls.
00:48:34.000 Yeah, everybody who subscribes should know the thing.
00:48:39.000 What's the number again?
00:48:40.000 718-400-6959.
00:48:40.000 I'm about to give away that we've recorded this Thursday and it's not live.
00:48:44.000 Uh oh.
00:48:56.000 Sorry y'all.
00:48:57.000 Sorry y'all, we're in Dallas.
00:49:00.000 What do you think, we're magic?
00:49:01.000 And I don't think I can do a show on Monday because I'll still be on my way back and I have to do another trip for a surprise show.
00:49:13.000 Oh, it's Goose, Synthwave Goose.
00:49:20.000 I had an idea when I was at Nita Fashions picking out some suits.
00:49:26.000 I got a black cashmere suit, a brown cashmere suit.
00:49:32.000 I got a suit with Gav, my face, as the lining.
00:49:38.000 But I discussed with them a private fitting where 10 elite baby monsters pay 0.60
00:49:48.000 I don't know, 200 bucks?
00:49:50.000 And we all sit and drink whiskey and tell stories while getting fitted and choosing swaths and being measured.
00:49:57.000 We'd have to make it as little as like, I don't know, 15 people?
00:50:03.000 You know, big wigs.
00:50:06.000 And it would be like the Illuminati, but censored dot TV.
00:50:11.000 The Illuma Elswani. 0.93
00:50:13.000 Yeah.
00:50:15.000 That sounds cool.
00:50:16.000 Go to netafashions.com, find their Instagram, netafashions, get sized up.
00:50:27.000 Their tour's all but over.
00:50:29.000 Yep.
00:50:30.000 Well, they're in New York right now, right?
00:50:33.000 And then they're in Boston and Jersey, as you can see there.
00:50:38.000 Chicago, has that happened yet?
00:50:41.000 No.
00:50:42.000 Boston, Chicago.
00:50:43.000 Boston's next.
00:50:45.000 Wait, go back to New York?
00:50:46.000 Because they're still in New York.
00:50:48.000 They're here till the 23rd.
00:50:50.000 They've got all weekend.
00:50:52.000 All weekend in New York, then Boston.
00:50:54.000 There's a lot of baby monsters in Boston. 0.99
00:50:56.000 You'd think Bostonites hate New Yorkers, but... 0.98
00:51:00.000 Maybe they like us because we hate New Yorkers, too.
00:51:02.000 Chicago and then D.C.
00:51:05.000 on the 1st of November.
00:51:06.000 This is all on their site, which is, is it netofashionsoneword.com?
00:51:10.000 That's correct.
00:51:11.000 All right.
00:51:12.000 Let's get back to the show.
00:51:13.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:51:17.000 Let's jump down here and get serious for a second here.
00:51:21.000 I was watching Fleckus' show and AOC was dropping some math on us.
00:51:28.000 And I was like, this is why Marxists want to take over education.
00:51:33.000 And this is why education is so bad.
00:51:36.000 Because when you control the numbers, you control the thoughts.
00:51:42.000 And you can barf out ridiculous mathematics like this and no one thinks to check it. 0.66
00:51:48.000 Because they don't know math. 0.83
00:51:50.000 So go to 3-3.
00:51:53.000 People coming to New York City today are nothing compared to the daily amounts of people that we saw coming in through Ellis Island in the first half of this century.
00:52:06.000 12 million immigrants that passed through Ellis Island between 1892 and 1954.
00:52:10.000 1892 to 1954?
00:52:11.000 That's like 60 years.
00:52:11.000 Okay, so that's enough of that.
00:52:18.000 So she's right.
00:52:19.000 It was 62 years and it was 12 million people.
00:52:24.000 That's just under 200,000 a year.
00:52:27.000 That is what New York City is doing now.
00:52:30.000 Okay.
00:52:31.000 So when she says not even close, nothing, nothing.
00:52:35.000 We have an immigration background.
00:52:37.000 No.
00:52:38.000 What is this?
00:52:39.000 Just Trump with like an American sort of motif.
00:52:43.000 Nothing!
00:52:44.000 No, it's not nothing.
00:52:45.000 It's exactly the same.
00:52:47.000 New York City today is taking in $200,000 a year.
00:52:50.000 That's what we took on in those 62 years she's talking about.
00:52:53.000 But those 62 years we were building the country.
00:52:57.000 We were essentially staffing the entire country
00:53:01.000 With farmers, lawyers, doctors, laborers.
00:53:06.000 And this was the one port was New York City.
00:53:11.000 And it was a totally different mentality back then.
00:53:12.000 They were vetted.
00:53:14.000 We made sure they didn't have diseases.
00:53:15.000 But you also had to have like a notice, a little letter from someone saying you're worthy.
00:53:19.000 Anyone had scurvy was gone.
00:53:21.000 Like they were heavily vetted.
00:53:22.000 And even the trip itself was very expensive for the people who were doing it.
00:53:27.000 And, you know, the trip itself is a vet.
00:53:30.000 That's a punishment.
00:53:32.000 People died on that route.
00:53:34.000 So...
00:53:37.000 There's so many things wrong with what she just said. 0.99
00:53:39.000 We're getting trash. 1.00
00:53:41.000 Brown trash is coming over the border right now. 0.99
00:53:44.000 No, not just coming over the border, coming to New York City right now. 0.98
00:53:47.000 And they're getting 40 grand, or it's costing us 40 grand, they're getting cash, they're getting hotels, they're getting fed.
00:53:52.000 You were on your own with Ellis Island.
00:53:55.000 And by the way, I went there recently and there's a big sign above you that says, be loyal as you walk out.
00:54:01.000 I don't really see that.
00:54:04.000 They in fact encourage the opposite when you come to New York City.
00:54:07.000 I think it could be interpreted as be loyal to where you came from, which is like anti-assimilation.
00:54:13.000 Don't forget the country you came from, be loyal to them.
00:54:16.000 You think that's why they painted that in Ellis Island?
00:54:18.000 It could be interpreted that way.
00:54:20.000 Like if you're coming from a different country, you're like, I will be loyal too.
00:54:23.000 Don't interrupt the show with retardation, please. 1.00
00:54:26.000 It means be loyal to America, be a loyal American.
00:54:29.000 That's what they want it to mean.
00:54:30.000 But if you're coming from wherever, you're going to be like, I will be loyal to Mexico. 0.66
00:54:36.000 No.
00:54:36.000 Not that they come to.
00:54:37.000 No, they were passionately American.
00:54:39.000 They loved America.
00:54:40.000 A lot of them would change their names.
00:54:42.000 A lot of them would forbid their mother tongue be spoken in the household.
00:54:46.000 So you'd have Italians who were born in America and they wouldn't know any Italian, even though their parents had a thick accent.
00:54:53.000 So that's and here's the other reasons that it's wrong.
00:54:59.000 Oh, and one more detail too about that era. 0.96
00:55:02.000 It sucked. 0.99
00:55:03.000 It was horrible. 0.99
00:55:04.000 Check out Gangs of New York.
00:55:06.000 Scorsese made Gangs of New York to say, we've been through this before and it's okay.
00:55:10.000 And it's like, really?
00:55:11.000 There's nothing but feces all over the streets and people dying.
00:55:15.000 So I don't think Gangs of New York is a great pitch for open borders.
00:55:19.000 And then fifthly,
00:55:22.000 It's hard to find the numbers on this, but basically we accept one million legal citizens a day.
00:55:27.000 I mean, sorry, a year. 0.99
00:55:30.000 And that's, that's a bunch of shit too. 1.00
00:55:33.000 That's families. 1.00
00:55:34.000 Like when you see an old Chinese lady picking up cans off the street, that's someone who is legally here and was sponsored by her son. 1.00
00:55:42.000 And I guess her son abandoned her or something.
00:55:44.000 I always look at them and go like, who abandoned you?
00:55:46.000 How did you get here? 0.98
00:55:48.000 So that 1 million involves a lot of shitty people that aren't helping this country at all. 0.98
00:55:52.000 And then illegals is a very hard number to dig up. 0.86
00:55:55.000 They'll tell you 11 million are in the country and Coulter's broken through that research and proved that it's more like high 20s, low 30s.
00:56:05.000 Let's say 30 million illegals in this country, not 11.
00:56:08.000 A lot of the times they say, most people come here, they violate visas.
00:56:12.000 No, those are most of the ones that are on record as having come here illegally.
00:56:16.000 You don't have the numbers for the ones who come here illegally.
00:56:20.000 And it takes forever. 0.99
00:56:22.000 Fuck, I hate Google. 1.00
00:56:24.000 It takes forever to get the real number. 1.00
00:56:26.000 And the real number is 3 million a year.
00:56:29.000 3 million illegals.
00:56:31.000 So that's 4 million people coming every year.
00:56:36.000 AOC is like, yeah, but the $200,000 that we used to take into New York is nothing compared to the $200,000 we take in today.
00:56:42.000 No, $200,000 is very similar to $200,000.
00:56:43.000 It's in fact the same. 0.98
00:56:53.000 So these Marxists have destroyed the mass part of your brain so they can say garbage like that. 0.96
00:57:00.000 So they can say the 200,000 is the same as 4 million. 0.94
00:57:05.000 Well, it's not.
00:57:06.000 In fact, the 200,000 we used to take in Ellis Island is nothing compared to the 4 million we take in today.
00:57:14.000 Those are the real numbers, AOC.
00:57:19.000 Oops, that means we got some calls.
00:57:21.000 Okay.
00:57:22.000 We've got 17 of them.
00:57:24.000 All right, really?
00:57:25.000 So let's change the background to the calls.
00:57:27.000 I'll open this machine for emails, and then we'll go behind the paywall fairly soon.
00:57:33.000 Sounds good to me.
00:57:35.000 That sounds good to me, senor.
00:57:37.000 So we got 985.
00:57:41.000 985, you are live!
00:57:43.000 Yo, is this a Cops and Robbers show early, or is this a regular show?
00:57:47.000 No, this is Friday's show early.
00:57:50.000 Okay, okay.
00:57:52.000 Have you seen the shooting of that guy, Leonard Kyr?
00:57:56.000 The wrongfully convicted guy?
00:57:57.000 Apparently wrongfully convicted?
00:58:00.000 Oh, we're going to discuss that on Cops and Robbers, or I should say we did discuss that on Cops and Robbers.
00:58:06.000 That's the Innocence Project guy?
00:58:08.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:58:11.000 He was speeding like a hundred and, I guess like a 65 or 70?
00:58:14.000 Yeah, 70, a hundred and seventy.
00:58:17.000 Yeah.
00:58:33.000 Well, get in a time machine and watch last night's show and you will see us discuss this with the cop.
00:58:38.000 It's a very interesting case.
00:58:39.000 And the thing I like about this case is it lampoons the Innocence Project, which AIU on our show has been great at lampooning.
00:58:47.000 Isn't it weird how the Innocence Project only focuses on black dudes?
00:58:51.000 Like, are there no patriots? 0.96
00:58:54.000 Like, are there no cops? 1.00
00:58:56.000 Not that blacks can't be patriots, but are there no, like, fucking white priests that have been arrested and are innocent? 1.00
00:59:04.000 It's such a weird, fetishy thing to focus on. 1.00
00:59:08.000 And it presumes that the justice system is racist.
00:59:11.000 Okay, so check that out.
00:59:13.000 That should be on the site now for you to watch.
00:59:15.000 Okay.
00:59:16.000 Also, Kamala said D.I.E.
00:59:18.000 instead of D.E.I.
00:59:20.000 Oh nice, she's promoting our shirts. 0.64
00:59:22.000 Alright, thanks for calling.
00:59:23.000 So go to the site Ryan, now that we're still in the free half, and show those D.I.E.
00:59:28.000 shirts.
00:59:29.000 I think it's my favorite shirt we have here at the store.
00:59:32.000 I was thinking on the way to work today that I'm going to promote that on social media.
00:59:36.000 Oh, there we go.
00:59:37.000 You don't have to cut to the link.
00:59:39.000 It's on censored.tv under shop.
00:59:42.000 And it, uh, it was the graphic designers idea.
00:59:45.000 I had, I had like really sinister ones, like blood and stuff.
00:59:49.000 And he's like, no, let's make it look like a kid's show.
00:59:51.000 So then you can wear it in public.
00:59:55.000 It's confusing.
00:59:57.000 Dude, if you like rolling up your cuffs, which I do, it's perfect for it.
01:00:01.000 It folds right over.
01:00:02.000 The only thing is there is a nice little detail where it says sensor.tv and it will cover it up, but it rolls so good.
01:00:10.000 It rolls so good!
01:00:13.000 We're clear on that math, right?
01:00:18.000 New York and Ellis Island took in $200,000 a year.
01:00:21.000 Right now, New York is nothing.
01:00:23.000 We take in the same we took in in the peak of American immigration, but that's just one city.
01:00:28.000 As far as the entire country goes, we take $1 million legal and $3 million illegal.
01:00:33.000 $4 million.
01:00:35.000 Four million. 0.99
01:00:36.000 So she's retarded. 1.00
01:00:38.000 Retarded. 0.99
01:00:41.000 We have 469.
01:00:44.000 469, you're all mine.
01:00:44.000 Yo Gavin, how's it going?
01:00:48.000 I had a question on why the left doesn't use, so gay guys, lesbians, why don't they, if it's part of evolution, wouldn't they stop having, wouldn't lesbians stop having a period? 0.98
01:01:04.000 Technically and gay stop shooting sperm because if it's part of evolution that they're gay, I mean, wouldn't that make sense? 1.00
01:01:13.000 Well, it's not hereditary. 0.99
01:01:17.000 Oh, okay. 0.91
01:01:18.000 And secondly, it's, it's just like being an albino or having fucked up teeth or losing your vision in one eye. 0.92
01:01:27.000 It's, uh, it's, it's abnormal. 0.94
01:01:30.000 It's an abnormality. 0.75
01:01:33.000 But you know what I was thinking about the gays?
01:01:35.000 Greg Gutfeld always said the reason they're so gregarious and nice is in the cave days, if you if you were queer, that would be weird. 0.94
01:01:42.000 They just drop a rock on your head.
01:01:43.000 So you got to be like, hi, everyone.
01:01:44.000 Don't kill me.
01:01:46.000 But that doesn't make sense because it wouldn't evolve.
01:01:48.000 They're not it's not hereditary.
01:01:51.000 Yeah, true, true.
01:01:52.000 Well, I'm glad I didn't bring that up with anybody because that would have got me fired.
01:01:56.000 Thanks for calling.
01:01:58.000 But it is, it is possible there's a trait in our brain where when we sense that we are a runt, like say we have shitty legs or something, there's probably something in our brain, in our DNA, in our evolution that goes, be funny, dude. 0.99
01:02:14.000 Be funny or you're gonna get a fucking rock to the head. 0.99
01:02:17.000 Trust me. 1.00
01:02:19.000 Like Crip Daddy.
01:02:20.000 R.I.P.
01:02:22.000 One of the funniest guys I've ever met, a master of Twitter. 0.97
01:02:26.000 And I said to him, I was like, do you think you're partly so funny because you're such a hideous gimp? 1.00
01:02:31.000 And when I say hideous, I don't mean ugly. 0.97
01:02:32.000 I mean, he wasn't a mild gimp. 0.99
01:02:34.000 It was like through the roof.
01:02:36.000 He was barely there.
01:02:37.000 I mean, the guy died of pizza.
01:02:41.000 Let's take one more call, one more letter, and then we'll get behind the paywall. 0.72
01:02:47.000 Totes. 517.
01:02:52.000 517, you're in heaven.
01:02:52.000 How's it going, D-Bo?
01:02:56.000 Hey, man.
01:02:59.000 So, this is gonna sound pretty retarded because it's from a show like, I don't know, probably five or six months ago, but you said that you came to Adrian, Michigan? 0.78
01:03:09.000 Yes.
01:03:11.000 Why?
01:03:11.000 Because it's such a small town.
01:03:12.000 I grew up right by there.
01:03:13.000 I grew up in Onstead.
01:03:17.000 I can't say.
01:03:19.000 Okay, I'll say.
01:03:19.000 There was a Proud Boys meetup.
01:03:24.000 Yeah, at some dude's house.
01:03:26.000 I'm writing a book on Proud Boys so I attend every meeting I can.
01:03:35.000 I guess because I don't know you?
01:03:38.000 That's not a good reason.
01:03:40.000 Dude, we can be friends, that's all I'm saying.
01:03:42.000 Oh wait, the line's getting weird.
01:03:44.000 Hello, hello, thanks for calling.
01:03:46.000 What?
01:03:47.000 I didn't hear you.
01:03:48.000 We filmed this under a tunnel.
01:03:52.000 Okay, let's read one letter. 0.89
01:03:53.000 This guy sent in a clip called Golden Hair, and it's some racist dude making fun of Chinese people. 0.99
01:04:00.000 Which is annoying and you'd think for all the the shit Asians are getting you know from the thugs in New York City you'd think a white guy would be a little more sympathetic but this little brat is making fun of Asians? 1.00
01:04:13.000 What? 1.00
01:04:13.000 Why dude? 1.00
01:04:14.000 That's such hack humor too.
01:04:16.000 How long have you lived in Singapore?
01:04:18.000 Singapore nine years already.
01:04:20.000 Nine years and then before that?
01:04:22.000 Your parents are the meanest parents in the world.
01:04:24.000 And the thing I don't get about this is don't your parents speak normal English to you? 0.99
01:04:29.000 Like he learned English from people who are shitty at English?
01:04:32.000 Or maybe it's like 0.92
01:04:52.000 If you lived in Jamaica and you were white, and your parents were British, you'd want to sound like the way other people sound when they speak English. 0.83
01:04:59.000 So you'd add a really there?
01:05:01.000 All right.
01:05:03.000 That's enough of the free part.
01:05:05.000 We're going to go behind the wall now.
01:05:07.000 I'd like to end the show.
01:05:08.000 I'm not going to throw all my notes away because I still need them.
01:05:11.000 But I'm going to end the show with what we always say.
01:05:15.000 And you freeloaders are going to regret it one day.
01:05:19.000 Because you should subscribe to Censored.TV, it's very fun.
01:05:22.000 And we're gonna go have fun behind the paywall now. 0.99
01:05:24.000 Which means Ryan and I will be naked and we're gonna pull out our penises. 1.00
01:05:27.000 That's correct. 1.00
01:05:27.000 Our penii, sorry. 1.00
01:05:30.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
01:05:37.000 Over and over.