Stevie Lou is back, and he's back with a vengeance. He's joined by his good friend Ryan, and they talk about Halloween, and what it's like to go to a Halloween party as an adult. They also talk about how to survive a night in a fortress, and how to deal with the aftermath of a night out with friends and family. It's another episode of Get Off My Lawn, hosted by Gavin McInnes. Get off my lawn! Subscribe to our new show on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe, Like, and Share to stay up to date with what's going on in the world of comedy and stand-up comedy. Music: "Another Religion, Another War" by The Anarchist Pogo Party Art: Macklemore and Ryan Graves Cover art by Ian Dorsch Editor: Will Witwer Logo by Courtney DeKorte Theme by Mavus White Music by Jeff Kaale (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 45, 44, 45 & 45, 47, 46, 48, 49, 50, 51, 56, 57, Theme by , Theme Music by 51, Theme Song by Theme Song: Theme Music: & Theme Song , Music by "Another God Is This" by & by ) by Music Credit: 1, and 1) by 2, & 3, 3, 5th & 4, 5, 6, 7, , 6, 6 5 (feat. 6 & 7, 7 & 8, 8, 8 & 9, 9, 9 And 9 & 10, 4 Thanks & 8 6) Thank You & 7 9 & 9 , 5 , 6 , 8 , 7 , 9& 10, & 10 + 12, 11, 13, 10 , 8 & 11
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00:00:13.000Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:01:22.000That was another religion, another war.
00:01:24.000This song is brought to you by the Anarchist Pogo Party.
00:01:30.000No, that was, oh shit, this is going to be hard.
00:03:31.000Oh yeah, and then the fortress guard, we'll do, you know, at fight, so there's a different, besides the one in the morning that we go to to train or whatever, there's fight team.
00:03:42.000And in that you do like drills like this where you're fortressed up and they just hit you.
00:03:46.000And then you just take turns hitting the guy and then you block up.
00:03:50.000So just getting really used to like just being in the fortress and blocking everything that comes your way.
00:04:00.000Ryan asked me before we started the show he goes are you having a Early party for the the moms and the kids and then the later party and I go that's not a thing It is it is not there's a like about five to like Seven is like the where you could bring your kids and all the kids play.
00:04:23.000No, no, but that's the, yeah, that's the get-together or party for the kids and the moms and then they leave and then the dads all hang out late night.
00:05:08.000Yes, I think at your house you did that for Thanksgiving or something.
00:05:12.000Like there was some event that you had us over and then Caroline was over there and then, that's my wife's name, and then she left and then we hung out.
00:05:51.000I've never heard of... It's a two-stage party.
00:05:54.000...the mom and the kid thing, and then the adult.
00:05:56.000And you say, oh, I've done that all the time, but you can't name a time when you've done this.
00:06:01.000Well, you've seen, it's a thing that you've seen before, not you I guess, but like before you even have kids, you know that that's a form of a party.
00:06:08.000It's like, alright, come along for 5 o'clock and then after 7, that's when all the teenagers come over and that's when all the hijinks happen.
00:06:20.000Okay, so this phenomenon that I've never heard of before.
00:06:23.000It's basically an old, it's like a 5 to like 11 sort of span where it's one party, but you can bring your kids and there's fun events for kids, and then afterwards it's like now we're having a time.
00:06:35.000Okay, this is a phenomenon you just invented.
00:06:38.000You say it's a very common thing, but you've never actually done it yourself.
00:06:44.000The only example you can give is when your wife left my house once.
00:06:47.000No, but you said since I had a kid, but since I've been a kid and since I've been a teenager and adult, I've witnessed this on many occasions.
00:06:56.000Like, my family get-togethers, friends' families get-togethers.
00:07:01.000And it's like, and that's why you would come over, like, after 7, because you're like, my family's gonna hang out till about 6 or 7, then after that we could have our friends over.
00:09:14.000The type of music is New Deutsch Heart, and the band was Oomphie, and that's from 89 to 2021.
00:09:20.000I never heard of them, but I just thought it was an interesting video because it's all about clickbait, and it just shows infinite viral videos.
00:09:27.000And I was like, what a severe addiction we all have.
00:09:32.000Like if I'm hungover and I don't have to be somewhere, maybe on a Saturday morning and the kids are sleeping and my wife's gone, I can sit and look at fucking Instagram for three hours.
00:11:49.000And select what you want from the convenient drop-down menu.
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00:13:53.000But now that I'm a family man, I would go to them.
00:13:55.000Because if there's one thing people like doing when they're having a party is doubling the work of hosting by having two different parties on the same day.
00:14:11.000Here's a funny story that's Halloween based.
00:14:15.000Some piece of white trash was dead on his lawn and the landscapers thought it was a prop so they just mowed around it as he sat there rotting, poor bastard.
00:14:37.000Groundskeeper mistakes naked body lying face down in the yard for Halloween prop.
00:14:41.000And every time you see one of these articles, and Daily Mail's usually pretty good about this, you're like, let me see it, let me see it, let me see it.
00:14:48.000And then you scroll down and they just have a bunch of stock photos of lawns and lawnmowers and the guy.
00:16:04.000The last time family saw Robert Owens was October 1st, a Sunday.
00:16:10.000It wasn't until a week later that police found him here, down a long driveway off of Shoe Road in China Grove.
00:16:17.000He had little clothing on, and was face down in the grass outside a home that families... Wait, did he have clothing that was too small for him, or he had... He had little clothing on.
00:16:27.000He discovered that when you shop at the kids section at Target, it's way cheaper.
00:18:05.000And if you really want to get into that, they also invented sacrificing babies and fucking murdering virgins and doing all that kind of stuff, cannibalizing each other.
00:18:14.000So I wouldn't, I wouldn't put your eggs in the Aztec basket.
00:18:18.000But they go, no, could you do a little more recent?
00:18:27.000Like, if you look at the history of the Lower East Side in New York City, it's like, oh, it was Dutch, and then they did better, and they went off and settled, like, the Midwest, and then it was Germans, and then they did that, and even the Puerto Ricans, I mean, they didn't do great, but they made it to, like, the Bronx, put a couple parts of Yonkers.
00:18:48.000Not a lot of Mexican car salesmen, but at least Dominicans, Puerto Ricans, and even blacks do at least car sales, like they... Yeah, or you go to the bank, you know when you see a Puerto Rican at the bank and he's got that diamond earring and he's like dressed up, he's got a neck tattoo and a suit on.
00:24:07.000And I think, you know, in Texas, it's... Allegedly.
00:24:09.000I think these parents know, but especially if your child is gender non-conforming, but it's just to understand what your child is up against.
00:24:18.000And even if your kid isn't queer, you have no idea, every parent should know what these kids are up against.
00:24:23.000I mean, I was bullied to within an inch of my life.
00:24:24.000Queer people are bullied to within inches of their life.
00:24:27.000And that stays with you, by the way, for the rest of your life, right?
00:26:24.000And so at the end of the party towards the nighttime, people with kids have to leave, and the kids leave, and you go to your friend's house, and now it's just the adults and the drinkers and the smokers.
00:26:35.000That's just called staying late at a thing.
00:26:38.000Right, but I just wanted to know, is there an early part of your thing?
00:26:41.000No, and not only is there not an early part of my thing, there's never an early part of anything.
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00:28:53.000All they know is white people bad, people of color good.
00:28:57.000That's why when those incels, that handful of incels at Charlottesville said Jews will not replace us, everyone was mad and wanted them to die.
00:29:07.000Because the less white of those two groups is the Jews, right?
00:29:12.000Now, the less white of the two groups is the Palestinians, so now it's fuck the Jews.
00:29:18.000And they happily attack, talk about from the river to the sea, they happily talk about Jewish genocide.
00:29:24.000But it's, they don't even really dislike Jews.
00:30:32.000Anyway, my second favorite thing after this ignorance is the fact that Carol O'Connor and Norman Lear made Archie Bunker's Place to piss off bigots.
00:30:44.000And they ended up making a lovable dude.
00:30:47.000And here's a great example of Carol O'Connor trying to save face and saying, no, no, no, no, we did a good job of lampooning right-wing working-class people in Queens.
00:31:09.000But somebody said that I was playing a lovable bigot and then the next thing you know, a lady in New York who nobody had ever heard from in about 20 years wrote a big thing in the New York Times about Archie being a lovable bigot.
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