Gavin McInnes talks about a band from the 90s and early 2000s, Purple Works pre-workouts, and Big Fat Pig rips farts. Also, Gavin talks about the fact that he doesn t get tired after three rounds of jiu-jitsu and how he doesn't get tired until he s done jiu jitsu. It's a Friday, baby! Get Off My Lawn is a podcast by and hosted by . Produced in Los Angeles, CA and edited by Alex Blumberg and Annie-Rose Strasser. Our theme song is Come Alone by Suneaters, courtesy of Lotuspool Records. The album art for the show was done by Dee McDonnell. It was mixed by Matthew Boll. We are working on transcribing episodes of the show and putting them on a website. If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe to stay up to date with what s going on in the world of podcasting. Subscribe on iTunes Learn more about your ad choices. Become a supporter of the podcast by becoming a patron of The Nodcast: bit.ly/support-the-nodcast Subscribe, rate, and review the podcast on iTunes, and help spread the word out there about what's good, good vibes! Thank you for listening to this podcast! - it really does mean a lot to us and we appreciate what you're listening to us. Thank you so much for supporting the podcast. - we really do appreciate it. and we really appreciate it! XOXO, and we'll get back to you in the future with more of your feedback, too much so we can improve the podcasting in the next episode of this podcast next week with a bigger and more of you can help us make it better next week, more of this next week! Thanks again, we'll send you all can't thank you, you're amazing, more amazing than you can see you, more than you'll get a chance to hear us out, more like that, more people like it, more beautiful than you know what you can do it, we appreciate you, we're listening, more and more, more gratitude, more respectable, and more appreciation, more love, more thanks, more grateful than you're being heard, more uplifting than you get it, you'll appreciate you.
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00:00:13.000Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:01:12.000They were like a crust East Bay hardcore band.
00:01:15.000They're on Lookout Records, which I thought is funny because whenever you think of Lookout Records, you think of like the Mr. T Experience.
00:01:21.000On Gilman Street, it's the place to meet.
00:01:45.000We took calls on Tuesday so it's that's like that Mr. Show sketch where it's a call-in show but it's pre-taped and he says this show is about taxes.
00:02:07.000And David Cross, the host, keeps getting more and more bald as the show goes on, because people are obviously always calling about what they're looking at.
00:02:15.000I think, in retrospect, I think Bob Odenkirk was the brains behind Mr. Show, and I bet it was sort of like Trey Parker and Matt Stone, where they think of it as a duo, but it was Trey.
00:02:28.000Like, Matt Stone just plays video games all day.
00:02:52.000If you wanted to talk about the elderly, you should have called last week when our pet care show was airing, but we were taping the elderly show.
00:03:01.000That's exactly what I'm doing right now.
00:03:11.000I'll tell you something about Purple Works Nutrition.
00:03:14.000I don't know if I'm hungover because I have such an energy boost when I'm working out or if I'm if I'm sparring or whatever that I'll go through the whole session.
00:03:25.000Sometimes if I'm hungover I'll be a little more tired than usual and then like around noon I'll notice I haven't eaten yet and I realize oh I'm hungover.
00:03:47.000Their pre-workout is not only great for the gym and lifting weights, it's also great for sports.
00:03:50.000It works like a charm if you play football, baseball, pickleball, spikeball, cornhole, toyhole, or even the motherfucking shooty hoops.
00:03:55.000However, it is especially effective for running, biking, and other endurance sports.
00:03:58.000Many pre-workouts will do a number on your digestive system and cause extreme flatulence.
00:04:03.000Have you heard Big John rip farts on the Thursday show?
00:04:05.000Well, I have a suspicion that Big John is possibly under the influence of one of the more inferior pre-workout products on the market.
00:04:13.000Other pre-workouts have magnesium, artificial dyes, and flavorings, which are all known to cause catastrophic dystopian levels of farting, sharting, and shitting.
00:04:20.000Purpleworks is a rare exception to this important gastrointestinal issue.
00:04:24.000But that's my main sparring partner, actually, is Big John.
00:04:27.000And that guy, Big Fat Pig, he doesn't get tired.
00:04:31.000If I do three rounds, I have to lie down for an hour and cry.
00:04:34.000He'll take off his gear and go hit the heavy bag.
00:04:41.000Purpleworks pre-workout uses only the highest quality heterosexual ingredients.
00:04:45.000Creatine for strength, caffeine and green tea extract for energy and focus, vitamins for muscle and tissue repair, and carnosine beta alanine for the tingles.
00:11:34.000I didn't like that he had that guest on, but I'm not going to tell him to do that.
00:11:37.000The problem was airing our dirty laundry, because it puts you in a situation where you can't text the guy because you think, oh wait, this is going to be public.
00:11:47.000Oh, that's gonna be discussed on the show, and then you're like alright Well, I then now I can't communicate with you Because I don't know what's public or not and then if I can't communicate with you.
00:12:20.000But listen, I'm friends with him But you know people are like looking at me like well, what do you think but I don't I mean He's an adult like I brought him to this network and I fought for him to get this job Even those people like, you know, he spoke Really terrible things about Christ and stuff.
00:15:38.000And the only time you hear ad reads is on these shows.
00:15:41.000So I don't know why you're punishing yourself.
00:15:44.000For so little money and you can do we still have the one month promo we had a promo for a while where you type in one month as a as a promo code just one word and You get a month free so you could just try it and cancel it if you don't like it.
00:15:57.000It's true I don't see how you couldn't like it though.
00:16:00.000I mean either like at the very very worst You could go.
00:16:50.000Yeah, well, I'm obviously going to be a Yankees fan.
00:16:53.000And then ever since then every time I'm at a Mets game and there's like a retard next to someone with the yamaka which happens a lot I'll send it to them and then he's like your people or One time I said, I just realized there's this family Near my studio that I see.
00:19:06.000I was talking to a fireman at my gym, and he said, he said, the old days, I would go in, like, he's a piper with his firehouse's pipe brigade, whatever fucking thing.
00:19:18.000Bagpipes and he goes after the parade we'd go to the bar.
00:19:22.000He goes I went to the bar It's a fireman bar and there was maybe 30 of us there.
00:19:27.000This is probably be in in Yonkers McLean Avenue whenever He goes in the old days.
00:19:33.000He doesn't drink anymore because he was a severe alcoholic He goes in the old days.
00:21:51.000There, that's easier because it's so hard to put pants on.
00:21:54.000So I'm just opening it a quarter of the way.
00:21:57.000It's very aesthetically pleasing, this thing.
00:22:01.000Well, gee golly willikers, the Christmas Yule is approaching faster than a steam locomotive sliding down the track.
00:22:05.000It's that time of year where you need to try to figure out what to get for your loved ones, who may already have everything they need.
00:22:13.000Nine times out of ten, even the oldest boomer who has everything, including a signed DVD box set of Leave it to Beaver, does not even realize how their home first aid kit is severely lacking.
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00:23:06.000I would recommend getting the Jump Medic Pro if you need to get a gift for someone in your family.
00:23:10.000It's a great and innovative product and people absolutely love it.
00:23:13.000Knowing that this first aid kit is in your home, car, RV, tent, or glory hole provides a gigantic peace of mind.
00:23:37.000If you happen to be one of those rare people that doesn't want to type out RyanSucks in the promo code, GavinSucks also works, even though not a single person has ever typed that.
00:25:21.000The Japanese, they go out and get drunk together.
00:25:25.000The semi-retarded executive editor of the New York Times who wrote that terrible book that included a lot of vice, what the hell was her name again?
00:26:20.000I know I just fired Cody, but that was too egregious.
00:26:25.000But as far as, like, important employees, you know, like, say, Orion, or if I was, you know, still at a big company, like your cameraman at Rooster.
00:26:35.000It makes more sense to just try to fix the problem.
00:29:39.000It's so rare I read an allegation, it must be old, yeah 2005, where it's completely accurate.
00:29:47.000He wrote a column in the American Conservative, a magazine run by Pat Buchanan, calling young people a bunch of- This is exactly what they wrote!
00:33:30.000So I brought it up with my mates the other day, and they were amazed to find that I wiped from back to front, because I go through the legs, down the front, and look at it past the bollocks, and drop it in a toilet, and it's all good.
00:33:44.000Their contention was that I'd get shit on my balls.
00:33:47.000I said, that's never fucking happened in my life.
00:35:50.000Ideally, you get them with a fancy Japanese toilet, but if you're not rich enough, go to Biffy.com, B-I-F-F-Y.com, and get one of those butt blasters.
00:35:59.000It's fucking amazing, especially... They don't have them in Britain, man.
00:36:59.000And I always leave like a crayon line.
00:37:01.000When I'm at home, it's there's the FDNY is there just going.
00:37:06.000Hey Bill, we got another Gavin shit over here.
00:37:08.000If you want to lick my asshole at any time, well make sure I'm just coming from the house, make sure I'm not at the studio, you could put some potatoes and peas on there and just eat your dinner right off it.