Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 01, 2023


S5E29 - ETHNITICITY (Free Part)


Episode Stats

Length

35 minutes

Words per Minute

166.99164

Word Count

5,995

Sentence Count

579

Misogynist Sentences

38

Hate Speech Sentences

40


Summary

Gavin McInnes is joined by Ryan Adams of the band Bad Boy Chiller Crew to talk about their new album and the new line of pre-workout products from Purpleworks Nutrition. They also talk about Ryan's new gig as a stand-up comedian and how he's going to be a dad for the next two weeks. And, of course, there's a new segment called "Non-Non-Guitar" where Gavin and Ryan play a game of Non-Non Guitar and try to figure out if Ryan has a guitar or not. It's another episode of Get Off My Lawn! Subscribe to the podcast on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe on Podchaser Subscribe on Stitcher Learn more about your ad choices. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and also consider leaving us a five star rating and a review on iTunes! The opinions stated here are our own, not those of our companies. We do not endorse any of the products or services mentioned in the show. We are not affiliated with any of our products, unless otherwise specified. All opinions expressed here are that of our respective employers, unless stated otherwise. Thank you for your support is your own and we do not claim any responsibility for the value you've given us. You can reach out to us directly or indirectly through our social media or through a third-party provider. We thank you for any amount you've provided us with a rating, review, review or review, support, or a review, etc. Thanks for listening and review, and we appreciate the support and review we've received from you're listening to the show and reviewing our work, it's truly appreciates the work we've done for us. We appreciate the work you've done so much of your support, it really means a lot of us, we really really does appreciate it. we really do appreciate it, really really appreciates it. Thank you. - Thank you so much, really deeply, really well. XOXO, Sarah and Ryan - Sarah and Evan and all the love and support us, thank you, again and truly appreciate it really, truly appreciate you, really, really appreciate it deeply, truly, truly appreciative, truly deeply, deeply, very much, truly means it's a lot, really Thank you, very deeply, appreciate you all, truly Thank you all of you, deeply appreciate you.


Transcript

00:00:03.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:45.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
00:00:47.000 This is the free episode.
00:00:49.000 Every Friday we rock out with bands such as Bad Boy Chiller Crew from Yorkshire, a bunch of northerners near Manchester, pure chavs.
00:01:01.000 Look them up.
00:01:03.000 They've got the burberry.
00:01:04.000 They've got the look.
00:01:05.000 I don't know if they're doing a parody of chavs or if they're really chavs, but I don't care.
00:01:10.000 As you know, this show is free for the first half.
00:01:14.000 And then we get behind the paywall.
00:01:16.000 And life behind the paywall is something to behold.
00:01:21.000 It's where our family is.
00:01:22.000 And I've always said that Censored.tv is like a post-apocalyptic film, where you're sitting there with the CB radio, and you're like, is anyone there?
00:01:33.000 And then week two, you hear, is anyone there?
00:01:33.000 Is anyone there?
00:01:36.000 Is someone there?
00:01:37.000 And you realize, holy shit, there are other sane people in Clown World.
00:01:42.000 I'm not alone.
00:01:44.000 So when you tune into this show, which is every day, you realize that there are others out there who are suffering.
00:01:54.000 But because it's free, we have sponsors.
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00:03:43.000 Purpleworks likes you more than a friend, folks.
00:03:53.000 Which reminds me, Ryan, we have to go through everything that we've banked, make sure they all have write-ups, and then load them in the cannon.
00:04:01.000 They're all loaded.
00:04:02.000 They all have write-ups.
00:04:03.000 Oh, really?
00:04:04.000 How many things do we have?
00:04:04.000 Yeah.
00:04:06.000 Oh, sheesh.
00:04:07.000 We have two cop shows, right?
00:04:09.000 That's the Thursdays.
00:04:10.000 Two cops, a male, three interviews.
00:04:14.000 I think we burned one of them already.
00:04:17.000 Anyway, that's boring.
00:04:19.000 I'll be shooting shows with my desktop and from my kitchen, like Scott Adams, so don't worry folks.
00:04:25.000 Ryan is going away for two weeks for paternity leave.
00:04:28.000 I know that sounds gay, but he is gay.
00:04:33.000 We will still be giving you content that entire time.
00:04:35.000 And speaking of Ryan, Ryan, as you know, does Instagram Lives, is that what you'd call it?
00:04:41.000 When you play guitar?
00:04:43.000 Yes.
00:04:43.000 But I'm not on YouTube Live.
00:04:45.000 This one you did, you didn't have a guitar.
00:04:49.000 I don't remember doing a non-guitar.
00:04:51.000 Look at 1-1.
00:04:52.000 Where's your guitar?
00:04:53.000 Have I not, have I shown up yet?
00:04:57.000 You do TikToks with no guitar?
00:05:01.000 Now, does a guy that looks like me enter the screen at any point, or is this what we're going with now?
00:05:07.000 Wait, that's not you?
00:05:09.000 What resemblance does that have to me?
00:05:10.000 You're playing air guitar.
00:05:12.000 No one wants to see a man play air guitar, dude.
00:05:14.000 What are you, retarded?
00:05:15.000 Well, you're the only one out of the both of us who have done an air guitar competition.
00:05:20.000 And then, someone said your eyes are too far apart?
00:05:23.000 They're quarantining or something?
00:05:25.000 You were really angry about that?
00:05:26.000 Well, judging by that last video, I don't think that's true.
00:05:29.000 Who said that your eyes were quarantining?
00:05:30.000 You motherfuckers, coming into my live, saying my eyes are fucking quarantining?
00:05:36.000 Are you fucking serious?
00:05:38.000 My teeth are social distancing?
00:05:40.000 You guys aren't funny!
00:05:42.000 Leave me alone!
00:05:45.000 He seems furious.
00:05:47.000 He does seem- Why are you so mad?
00:05:49.000 You said he.
00:05:50.000 I gotcha.
00:05:52.000 Did I say he?
00:05:53.000 You said he.
00:05:54.000 Unless... By the way, check out my new suit.
00:05:57.000 From, you can't really see it, it's very thick.
00:06:00.000 It's like, oh my god, I'm blanking on the type of fabric it is.
00:06:04.000 What do you call that thick, soft stuff?
00:06:06.000 Not wool?
00:06:07.000 No, yeah, and I knew you'd help.
00:06:09.000 I mean, thick... Felt?
00:06:11.000 Fleece?
00:06:12.000 Felt?
00:06:14.000 Felt thing?
00:06:16.000 Flannel?
00:06:17.000 No.
00:06:18.000 I think it's a felt suit.
00:06:19.000 And when I was, when I was, when we were designing it together, that's the fun thing about Nita Fashions, you get to go in there and say,
00:06:25.000 What about these buttons?
00:06:26.000 What about this lining?
00:06:27.000 My name in pink?
00:06:30.000 I said, what about white buttons?
00:06:33.000 White here.
00:06:33.000 And you know what they said?
00:06:34.000 No.
00:06:34.000 Whoa.
00:06:37.000 You're not putting white buttons on that suit.
00:06:40.000 Really?
00:06:40.000 And I pussied out and went, oh, OK.
00:06:43.000 And then I thought, I might just go to a tailor here and have them replace.
00:06:47.000 Is that too Mickey Mouse if I had one, two, three big white buttons here?
00:06:53.000 It's pretty bold.
00:06:55.000 But I'm a bold nigga.
00:06:56.000 Yeah, I don't see any white buttons.
00:06:58.000 I see gold.
00:06:59.000 Oh, this motherfucker's got a button.
00:07:02.000 That's white.
00:07:03.000 That looks dumb.
00:07:04.000 It looks like it's not finished.
00:07:06.000 Looks like a deconstructed jacket.
00:07:07.000 Well, you need a white pocket square if you do that.
00:07:09.000 Yeah, but then it just looks like... Well, that looks weird because it's one button.
00:07:13.000 I would have these buttons and the three front buttons.
00:07:18.000 I don't know.
00:07:18.000 I'm gonna try it.
00:07:19.000 It can always go back.
00:07:21.000 I now have these.
00:07:22.000 The beauty is, I now have these.
00:07:24.000 So I'll have him save them, obviously, and I'm going to try it.
00:07:27.000 Living on the edge.
00:07:30.000 You know, I have a fucking mixtape coming out with my boys.
00:07:34.000 OK, what's that now?
00:07:36.000 So we've been doing this music group.
00:07:39.000 The Lights Don't Match Up.
00:07:44.000 Oh, that's way better.
00:07:46.000 Yeah, the music group that has been going on for three years.
00:07:49.000 Remember?
00:07:50.000 It was an episode of GML.
00:07:51.000 I said, if anybody wants to talk music, because everybody's talking politics and it's like, I think we're forgetting music here.
00:07:59.000 So you're talking about all the bands you like?
00:08:01.000 Like Joe Satriani and Inge Malmsteen?
00:08:05.000 Sometimes, but we're all musicians.
00:08:06.000 You have to be a musician to be in the club.
00:08:08.000 We're not open for entries.
00:08:09.000 Do you play music?
00:08:11.000 Yeah, yeah, sometimes we'll just we'll show each other some stuff We don't jam because it's hard to do with the delay, but this is the first time we've ever released music So it's gonna be very fun.
00:08:20.000 I got two songs and all the other niggas have two songs Let's refrain from using the n-word.
00:08:26.000 We've used it.
00:08:26.000 You're allowed one per show.
00:08:28.000 Did I use it or you did?
00:08:29.000 It doesn't matter.
00:08:30.000 Really?
00:08:31.000 So one collectively?
00:08:32.000 One collectively.
00:08:34.000 Maybe less, maybe one a week.
00:08:35.000 That sucks.
00:08:37.000 That's how we negotiate with people of color.
00:08:39.000 Can we have one n-word, no hard r, a week?
00:08:45.000 You know what I do when I golf?
00:08:47.000 I write the n-word with a hard r on my ball.
00:08:51.000 And it makes you, it makes you more worried about losing your ball.
00:08:54.000 Right.
00:08:55.000 I'll get that for you.
00:08:56.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:57.000 And you golf better.
00:08:59.000 You stay on the fairway.
00:09:00.000 You're less likely to cut because the idea of it bouncing onto the other hole and someone going, Oh, is this yours?
00:09:05.000 You're like, ah, no, I don't know.
00:09:07.000 Mine's over there.
00:09:07.000 Well, there's no real risk on a golf course.
00:09:10.000 I think you're safe.
00:09:14.000 This is today's paper, Tay and Bay.
00:09:16.000 Taylor Swift went to Beyonce's thing, her premiere or something.
00:09:21.000 How is this not cultural appropriation?
00:09:26.000 She has straight, long, blonde hair with not even dark roots.
00:09:33.000 Like that's a black woman.
00:09:35.000 Come on.
00:09:37.000 I don't like the rules, but if you're making the rules, you've got to follow your own stupid rules.
00:09:42.000 No, not in this country.
00:09:43.000 We have black privilege here.
00:09:47.000 I saw this really weird thing.
00:09:48.000 Jeremy Boring, who I'm told he's the head of Daily Wire.
00:09:51.000 I'm told that you have to call him God King if you work there.
00:09:55.000 I wonder if that's true.
00:09:56.000 I'm not doing that.
00:09:58.000 But he was talking on Timcast about this phenomenon that we're all very familiar with.
00:10:04.000 It's just a thing.
00:10:05.000 Everyone knows this is true.
00:10:07.000 Take it away.
00:10:08.000 What the story is about is the very common phenomenon that every parent feels, that over time your children replace you.
00:10:15.000 And so the mother gained
00:10:19.000 Notoriety or attention or security through her beauty.
00:10:23.000 And now her daughter possesses more beauty than she.
00:10:26.000 And you know, if you have a son, I don't.
00:10:30.000 Yeah, women get older.
00:10:32.000 They don't like that they're not pretty anymore.
00:10:35.000 A woman's beauty goes away eventually, and she still has other traits, and you still love her, obviously.
00:10:41.000 They don't become unlovable.
00:10:43.000 The last thing a woman does is look at her beautiful daughter and go, you fucking bitch.
00:10:49.000 You got all my beauty.
00:10:52.000 Jeremy, they're totally separate things.
00:10:55.000 A woman disappointed that she's not as pretty as she was when she was young.
00:10:59.000 Separately, looking over at her daughter and seeing how beautiful she is.
00:11:03.000 My wife doesn't resent my daughter's beauty.
00:11:05.000 That's insane.
00:11:07.000 That's not a common phenomenon, bro.
00:11:10.000 I don't like my daughter's beauty because I think she overdid it and I'm worried about her.
00:11:13.000 I want her to get fat.
00:11:14.000 I give her Twinkies all the time.
00:11:16.000 I'm like, hey, it's uncomfortable how pretty she is.
00:11:19.000 The last thing, wouldn't that, okay, by proxy, wouldn't I look at my daughter and be like, why did you take our wife's beauty?
00:11:25.000 What the fuck, man?
00:11:26.000 I resent you.
00:11:28.000 So that's crazy.
00:11:30.000 That's not a phenomenon.
00:11:33.000 But it gets worse.
00:11:35.000 Oh, but if you're the father of a son, it's a very common thing that people don't talk much about.
00:11:39.000 When your son brings home the beautiful girl for prom when he's 17, you know, the father feels some pride, sure.
00:11:46.000 Okay.
00:11:47.000 But he also feels some despair.
00:11:49.000 Because it, until now... What?
00:11:49.000 Stop.
00:11:52.000 This dude's takes lately.
00:11:53.000 What are you talking about?
00:11:55.000 Despair.
00:11:56.000 That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
00:11:59.000 He's been the one that women look to.
00:12:01.000 No, no women have ever admired me.
00:12:03.000 I had to bust my ass to get pussy since kindergarten.
00:12:08.000 And I had to bust my pussy to get ass.
00:12:12.000 I had to bust my ass to get ass.
00:12:14.000 But like the one that women look to,
00:12:17.000 Like, there's, what percentage of men have women, like, looking up starry-eyed?
00:12:22.000 Like, the super-duper handsome ones, the incredibly powerful ones, the successful athletes, whatever.
00:12:28.000 So, like, 5% of the male population have women looking up to them.
00:12:32.000 The rest of us are out there hustling, talking our asses off, trying to make them laugh.
00:12:36.000 Hey, hey, you wanna go on a date?
00:12:37.000 Woo-woo!
00:12:38.000 So what's this being admired?
00:12:40.000 Women are admired.
00:12:41.000 They're beauty.
00:12:42.000 Women are beautiful.
00:12:43.000 Everyone admires beauty.
00:12:44.000 That's more like 95% of women.
00:12:47.000 At one point, I've had people looking at them going, haha.
00:12:50.000 But the one that women look to?
00:12:51.000 Okay, so that's already nuts.
00:12:53.000 But this concept that my 17-year-old son brings home a hot chick, and I'm like, fuck.
00:13:00.000 I used to be the guy getting hot chicks.
00:13:02.000 First of all, by the time your son brings a girl home from prom, you've been married for like 20 years.
00:13:08.000 So you forgot what it was like to fuck chicks besides your wife.
00:13:13.000 And the idea that I see, and plus, on top of that, I'm not lusting a 17-year-old girl.
00:13:19.000 Fuck, she's pretty.
00:13:19.000 I wish I was fucking her.
00:13:21.000 What are you talking about?
00:13:25.000 Let me tell you, when you have a son who's 17, your number one fear is that he doesn't respect you.
00:13:31.000 And it's not because it's about your ego.
00:13:33.000 Your fear is, if he doesn't respect me, then I can't enforce the rules, and now he's in danger.
00:13:38.000 Cause he's like taking the car out till two in the morning and now he's, you know, getting in fights, doing drugs and I've lost.
00:13:45.000 It's his safety you're worried about.
00:13:47.000 That's it.
00:13:49.000 As far as like any kind of jealousy or resentment, where the fuck did you get the idea that any parent is jealous or resentful of their child's success or beauty?
00:14:00.000 That's not a common thing, bro.
00:14:04.000 You want your kids to be as attractive as possible and as successful as possible.
00:14:08.000 And if your teenage son brings home a hot chick, you're like, right on, bro.
00:14:12.000 Good work.
00:14:13.000 Not, I wish she was looking at me.
00:14:15.000 He's been the one that women look to.
00:14:20.000 And now the son is.
00:14:20.000 And this is a, it's a common tragedy in life.
00:14:23.000 No, it's not!
00:14:24.000 But it's a beautiful tragedy.
00:14:26.000 It's a beautiful tragedy.
00:14:27.000 You're a beautiful tragedy.
00:14:29.000 ...and our children replace us.
00:14:30.000 And in our generation where we live now, we won't even have kids for fear of missing out on any piece of life.
00:14:36.000 And what the story is about... What?
00:14:38.000 ...is the very common phenomenon... Well that's, wait, that is true that people aren't having kids because they've been brainwashed into thinking they're gonna miss out on stuff if they have kids.
00:14:47.000 Sure, I've heard that.
00:14:50.000 But what a dumb take.
00:14:52.000 Or just a weird take.
00:14:54.000 It's so weird how many people out in society are telling us how to live our lives and they... I bet he doesn't have any kids.
00:15:02.000 He certainly talks like someone who doesn't have kids.
00:15:05.000 Like comedians.
00:15:06.000 They're all miserable.
00:15:08.000 They drive around in their Honda Civic going on a tour.
00:15:11.000 They don't have kids.
00:15:12.000 They fuck random chuckle fuckers is the term for stand-up comedy groupies.
00:15:17.000 The women are all spinsters, sad, lonely.
00:15:20.000 They all have, they're either alcoholics or they're in AA.
00:15:23.000 They all have severe depression issues.
00:15:26.000 That's why they're comedians because
00:15:28.000 They come up with a way to be funny to make themselves happy and have a new take on life because their direct take on life is pretty shitty.
00:15:37.000 So they go, this is funny, it's a pen.
00:15:39.000 And then normal people like us go see them and we're like, I already didn't have a problem, but you just made a pen funny.
00:15:45.000 So now I'm, it's like someone who's not depressed taking antidepressants.
00:15:49.000 Now I'm way up.
00:15:51.000 I was already fine.
00:15:51.000 Now I'm fucking rocking.
00:15:53.000 They're just trying to get to zero.
00:15:54.000 But when you hear their take, you go to plus 10.
00:15:57.000 And they're telling me how to live my life?
00:16:00.000 No.
00:16:01.000 No.
00:16:02.000 We're not doing that.
00:16:03.000 I've got a really fun green screen coming up called, uh, 15 Useless Black Female Politicians.
00:16:10.000 You whittled it down to 15, huh?
00:16:13.000 The top 15.
00:16:16.000 Part 3.
00:16:17.000 Inspired by my favorite Jasmine Crockett.
00:16:21.000 We're introducing our first infinite segment.
00:16:25.000 Every week we'll have another 15.
00:16:29.000 But we'll get to that in a second.
00:16:34.000 Did you put out a push notification for calls?
00:16:36.000 I put out a notification to notify the guy who could push the notifications out and notify the people who pushed.
00:16:44.000 But I could tweet.
00:16:45.000 He says you don't have call-in studio turned on.
00:16:48.000 What does that mean?
00:16:49.000 Oh, uh, usually we don't turn on the show, but we can.
00:16:52.000 What is that?
00:16:53.000 That's, uh, where the calls come in.
00:16:55.000 I mean, but how far are we from taking calls?
00:16:57.000 Oh, it doesn't matter.
00:16:58.000 We'll, we'll let them pile up.
00:17:00.000 All right, cool.
00:17:00.000 I mean, people wait an hour.
00:17:02.000 We're definitely gonna be taking calls soon.
00:17:03.000 Gotcha.
00:17:05.000 Uh, is it too soon to read yet?
00:17:06.000 Yeah.
00:17:06.000 Cause I'm going to, after I do this next reading, we're going to start, we're going to get on the rollercoaster ride and we won't be able to get off until we're done with the politicians.
00:17:15.000 So it's about to get hectic up in here.
00:17:18.000 I'm about to lose my mind.
00:17:19.000 Up in here, up in here.
00:17:22.000 My ten year old son, remember that dumb prank Snoop Dogg pulled?
00:17:26.000 Where he said, I quit smoke?
00:17:28.000 And then he lets it sit for three days and then he's advertising a fucking fire that doesn't smoke?
00:17:33.000 No.
00:17:34.000 My ten year old son was like, did you hear Snoop Dogg is quitting weed?
00:17:37.000 No.
00:17:38.000 Oh, fuck.
00:17:39.000 I hate that you know that.
00:17:40.000 I hate that you know that.
00:17:42.000 I hate Snoop Dogg.
00:17:43.000 Yeah.
00:17:44.000 He is the perfect... He personifies black privilege.
00:17:48.000 The guy is a murderer, and he's not cancelled.
00:17:52.000 He's talentless, he does his stupid rap shit, and he is the go-to mainstream guy for every single brand in the world, from real estate to... His fucking voice he sold to AI for five million.
00:18:07.000 Boy.
00:18:08.000 He was one of the original GPS voices too, right?
00:18:12.000 Take a left.
00:18:13.000 Really?
00:18:14.000 Yeah, I think it was him, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Morgan Freeman.
00:18:17.000 You're gonna take a left now.
00:18:19.000 That was a terrible thing.
00:18:21.000 Real quick, do you want to see a good prank?
00:18:22.000 That's not it.
00:18:23.000 That was funny.
00:18:25.000 He made me vanish.
00:18:25.000 That's a prank.
00:18:27.000 Tommy Lee found dead at 60 on Christmas.
00:18:30.000 Shut up!
00:18:31.000 Shut up!
00:18:32.000 Oh my god.
00:18:34.000 Chris Jenner dies at 79.
00:18:36.000 You're a fucking liar!
00:18:37.000 That's a lie!
00:18:38.000 We've already covered this, Ryan.
00:18:40.000 I've not seen all of these.
00:18:41.000 There's some new ones.
00:18:42.000 No way!
00:18:43.000 Yes, brah.
00:18:44.000 Heart attack.
00:18:47.000 Sir Paul.
00:18:48.000 Are you serious?
00:18:49.000 Yes.
00:18:51.000 Oh, there's only one beetle left.
00:18:53.000 Oh my god, Robert Downey Jr.
00:18:55.000 dead.
00:18:58.000 This is disturbing.
00:18:59.000 It is.
00:19:00.000 Why do these people give a fuck?
00:19:02.000 Like, if Tucker Carlson dies, that's terrible because he's making major moves right now, and it would deny us a major cultural impact that's affecting the future of this country.
00:19:13.000 Prince, my wife cried when Prince died.
00:19:15.000 I'm like, he hasn't had a good album in like 20 years.
00:19:18.000 Who fucking cares?
00:19:20.000 Robert Downey Jr.?
00:19:20.000 Okay, bye.
00:19:21.000 I'm gonna tell my family Snoop Dogg died.
00:19:23.000 Shane McGowan died yesterday?
00:19:25.000 I was like, okay.
00:19:27.000 He's been dead for 20 years.
00:19:30.000 The only thing he's said in the past 20 years is... Drinking a bottle of vodka a day.
00:19:35.000 It took him long enough.
00:19:37.000 All that happened to Shane McGowan was his body caught up to his dead brain.
00:19:42.000 He's been weekend at Bernie's for 20 fucking years.
00:19:45.000 At least.
00:19:46.000 Obama died!
00:19:48.000 Who died?
00:19:48.000 Obama.
00:19:50.000 Eve Perry dead at 73.
00:19:51.000 No, tell me that's not true.
00:19:55.000 Drew Carey?
00:19:57.000 Why do you fucking care?
00:20:00.000 Tommy Lee found dead.
00:20:02.000 So, is that Tommy Lee, the drummer of Motley Crue?
00:20:05.000 Yeah, I guess.
00:20:06.000 I think she'd be the same reaction for both.
00:20:08.000 Yeah, but Motley Crue, they've been a drunken mess on stage for at least 20 years also.
00:20:14.000 For some reason that reminds me of that The Mom documentary, The Mother God, Lot Love Is One Thing.
00:20:17.000 We started watching that, it's amazing.
00:20:19.000 It's so good.
00:20:20.000 But the picture frame of all like the saints, it's just like all famous people.
00:20:24.000 It's like Robin Williams and then like... Donald Trump.
00:20:27.000 Yeah, that was like based.
00:20:29.000 Well I thought, we're talking about this show on HBO Max called Mother God, and they have all these saints that follow them, and some of them are alive.
00:20:37.000 Like Donald Trump is a saint.
00:20:40.000 And the top three are, I think it's Saint Gabriel, her, because she's God, and then Robin Williams.
00:20:45.000 And they sit around and they watch Robin Williams movies.
00:20:46.000 I thought, it's pretty convenient that one of your saints happens to have like 30 movies.
00:20:50.000 Yeah.
00:20:51.000 So you get to hang out and watch your saint.
00:20:53.000 Like, all of them are famous people.
00:20:55.000 They just so happen to be.
00:20:56.000 Then they said something positive about Hitler, too.
00:20:57.000 They're taking them to the afterlife, right?
00:21:00.000 What's it called?
00:21:00.000 The astral plane?
00:21:02.000 But Trump, we need him here.
00:21:04.000 So does he take her body, fly up into the astral plane, and then he's like, alright, you settled?
00:21:08.000 I gotta go back and run the country.
00:21:10.000 I don't know.
00:21:10.000 I have a feeling all of that is bullshit.
00:21:13.000 I'm not buying it.
00:21:16.000 Saint Robin Williams.
00:21:20.000 Well gee golly willikers, the Christmas Yule is approaching faster than a steam locomotive sliding down the track.
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00:22:57.000 No one's even thought that I suck.
00:22:59.000 And I gotta say one thing.
00:23:00.000 I was Mad Max World Warrior.
00:23:03.000 The second one for Halloween and I thought he always has stuff on him.
00:23:07.000 So I went through this pack to like pack my outfit.
00:23:10.000 There is way more shit in this than you think there is.
00:23:13.000 It goes on and on and on.
00:23:15.000 Every pocket has like 15 things.
00:23:19.000 And you don't know you need it until you do.
00:23:22.000 So have it handy.
00:23:26.000 I got a bandage and stuff.
00:23:31.000 You should probably show the Anita Fashions website too.
00:23:34.000 People see these custom suits.
00:23:36.000 When I get home from work, I don't take my suit off.
00:23:41.000 My wife will take off her jeans and put on like pajamas.
00:23:44.000 And I'm like, jeans?
00:23:46.000 That's a cotton twill.
00:23:47.000 That's not comfy enough for you?
00:23:49.000 You realize jeans are casual, right?
00:23:52.000 That's like dressing down.
00:23:53.000 And she's like, ah, they don't have any stretch in them.
00:23:57.000 Meanwhile, I'm sitting there in a fucking suit in the house.
00:24:01.000 Needafashions.com.
00:24:03.000 Sign up with them.
00:24:04.000 They can fit you.
00:24:05.000 You can do a FaceTime where you get fitted and then you can order through them completely online or you can follow their schedule.
00:24:12.000 I think we're gonna do a thing with them where for a bunch of money I will come and we'll have like whiskey and choose ensembles.
00:24:18.000 A little private hang.
00:24:22.000 I've made them a lot of money.
00:24:24.000 I saw this clip and I thought, and I'm gonna get heavily sexist right now, what a great example of not just women in politics in general, but women in the workforce.
00:24:38.000 It's fashion to them, they're agreeable, and for the most part they just sort of go along with what everyone else is doing.
00:24:46.000 And right now everyone else is like, seize fire, free Palestine, so okay, that's my thing.
00:24:51.000 Now, obviously there's exceptions.
00:24:53.000 My friends Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter are fantastic.
00:24:57.000 Naomi Schafer-Riley.
00:24:58.000 There's a million chicks who are great at politics.
00:25:01.000 But generally, generally, it's just not their thing.
00:25:04.000 Politics is a numbers game.
00:25:06.000 Is immigration bad?
00:25:08.000 Illegal immigration?
00:25:09.000 Well, if it's a million a year, it's not great.
00:25:12.000 But seven million is bad.
00:25:15.000 So I don't give a fuck about 10,000 illegal aliens coming over the border a year.
00:25:22.000 1,000 a month is pretty good at this point.
00:25:26.000 But we're into the millions upon millions and they're not just taking our jobs, they're destroying the economic libido of teenagers who don't do stupid jobs anymore.
00:25:38.000 But listen to this bitch.
00:25:40.000 You don't look Palestinian.
00:25:45.000 From the nation to the sea?
00:25:49.000 From the mountains to the sea?
00:25:54.000 From the mountains to the sea?
00:25:56.000 Which mountains?
00:26:01.000 You don't know, eh?
00:26:02.000 You're a fucking idiot.
00:26:08.000 What did she say after, that's what we're doing?
00:26:11.000 Turn it up.
00:26:12.000 From the nation to the sea.
00:26:14.000 No, from the mountains to the sea.
00:26:16.000 From the mountains to the sea.
00:26:18.000 That's what we want.
00:26:19.000 That's what we want.
00:26:20.000 That's what we want.
00:26:23.000 Devastation from an area to an area.
00:26:27.000 We want everything to be wiped out.
00:26:30.000 Last thing before we get to the green screen.
00:26:33.000 So they had that Lori Lightfoot.
00:26:35.000 She's head of the high school yearbook.
00:26:37.000 And once you know that about her, you can sort of see into her soul.
00:26:40.000 That's who she is.
00:26:41.000 She's one of those nerdy little trumps who handles the high school yearbook.
00:26:45.000 She became the mayor of Chicago.
00:26:47.000 And she treated it similarly.
00:26:49.000 She'd dress up in funny outfits, do dances, totally ignore crime, let Chicago go to shit.
00:26:55.000 So the pendulum swings back, right?
00:26:58.000 You get like a Giuliani type who's gonna clean up the city, it's outside of Chicago, probably has a murder a day.
00:27:03.000 We're gonna fix that.
00:27:05.000 No, dude.
00:27:06.000 The pendulum swung this way for Lori Lightfoot and the solution was to swing it out farther.
00:27:10.000 They got this absolute clown who looks like a Hershey's Kiss and he regularly quotes Tupac.
00:27:21.000 He's way... I didn't think you could do worse than Lori Lightfoot, but you did.
00:27:26.000 So instead of taking responsibility for the fact that Chicago is Iraq,
00:27:32.000 He says it's white supremacy.
00:27:33.000 And by the way, all of these from the river to the sea people you're seeing on the streets, no one is learning that it's Marxism and open borders that is creating all this hate for Jews.
00:27:42.000 They still think it's mega Republicans.
00:27:44.000 So we're still the bad guys.
00:27:46.000 Even after they see that opening the borders and promoting Marxism has made everyone hate you because they see you as white.
00:27:52.000 You still go white supremacy.
00:27:55.000 It's just, it's just the go-to blame game now.
00:27:58.000 What we've seen is a very raggedy form of right-wing extremism.
00:28:01.000 Everyone knows that the right-wing extremism in this country... Well, actually just listen to him say it.
00:28:07.000 You want to turn that mic on just so people can hear you?
00:28:10.000 What we've seen is a very raggedy form instituted by right-wing extremism.
00:28:17.000 Everyone knows that the right-wing extremism in this country has targeted democratically-ran cities.
00:28:23.000 And quite frankly, we've been very intentional about going after democratically-ran cities that are led by people of color.
00:28:32.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:28:33.000 This is perfect.
00:28:35.000 This is sort of like I always said, if you enforced parking really strictly, and 100% of the people parking in the wrong spot or whatever got a ticket, it would disproportionately affect black people.
00:28:48.000 Probably.
00:28:48.000 I'm just guessing.
00:28:50.000 Then, whoever, civil rights people, would say this is a racist law.
00:28:56.000 So just because every city run by blacks sucks,
00:29:00.000 And we criticize those cities.
00:29:02.000 Doesn't mean we're racist, you boob.
00:29:04.000 It means you guys are fucking up.
00:29:06.000 And you are fucking up Chicago.
00:29:10.000 Because that's what this, that particular party has been about.
00:29:14.000 This is the same political party that did not want to accept- Wait, wait, stop.
00:29:17.000 The GOP has been about racism?
00:29:20.000 You're the party of the KKK, my friend.
00:29:22.000 You're the bad guy in this.
00:29:23.000 Don't get into history with parties or you're gonna lose.
00:29:26.000 Yeah, I don't think he is.
00:29:27.000 I don't think he was born here.
00:29:29.000 That one knocked me out.
00:29:31.000 I was like, the 2020 election, yeah, okay, I know.
00:29:33.000 And then he goes, the Civil War?
00:29:35.000 Oh, I get it.
00:29:36.000 It's the South will rise again.
00:29:53.000 And by the way, the guy who had a Confederate flag, we recently discovered that he was a plant.
00:29:58.000 On January 6th, he was a lefty.
00:30:02.000 It's disrespectful, it's mean-spirited, it's an unclean spirit, quite frankly.
00:30:05.000 So what?
00:30:05.000 Mean-spirited?
00:30:06.000 And so, so, I gotcha, I gotcha.
00:30:08.000 I just want to make sure that people understand what we're facing.
00:30:11.000 That's why it's so important that the faith community is leaning in in this moment.
00:30:15.000 Well, it has to be better coordination.
00:30:17.000 All right.
00:30:18.000 That's absolutely useless and a great segue into today's feature, which is 15 Completely Useless Black Female Politicians.
00:30:31.000 Ready?
00:30:46.000 Now, I'm sure the mayor of Chicago would say this is a racist thing to do.
00:30:50.000 And it would be if I cherry picked a few blunders from this particular gender and race.
00:30:57.000 But I am proposing a possibility here that there is a distinct pattern.
00:31:05.000 And if I'm wrong, I'm wrong.
00:31:07.000 If you can come, you can say, oh, I got just as many white male clowns fucking up the country.
00:31:12.000 OK, great.
00:31:14.000 Let's it's politically political correctness is the inability to notice patterns.
00:31:19.000 We can posit a pattern and see what you think And at the end of this you tell me you tell me if these seem cherry-picked or if there's something going on here So the woman who inspired this is Jasmine Crockett actually, let's go to the end of number one Ryan and do the clip that inspired this segment and
00:31:39.000 We've already covered it on the show, but it's more relevant now than ever before because it inspired a list of 15.
00:31:48.000 Mr. Chairman, I don't really know where to begin.
00:31:51.000 So we're going to start.
00:31:54.000 By the way, I love Twitter.
00:31:56.000 We reported on this.
00:31:58.000 I couldn't find it.
00:31:59.000 And after researching for a while, I put out on Twitter to my 40,000 followers.
00:32:04.000 I went, who's the annoying black chick with long hair who talks like a kindergarten teacher and is really patronizing?
00:32:11.000 And someone was like, Jasmine Crockett?
00:32:13.000 Yep.
00:32:14.000 And then I go, is there a clip where she's interrogating five people about the NRA?
00:32:18.000 I can't find it.
00:32:19.000 Bloop.
00:32:20.000 It's like I have this research team.
00:32:21.000 It's fucking awesome.
00:32:23.000 So this was just found for me in a matter of seconds.
00:32:27.000 A few questions.
00:32:28.000 I got a little, a little quiz for y'all.
00:32:30.000 A little quiz for y'all.
00:32:32.000 So we've been talking about the right to vote.
00:32:34.000 I just need a yes or no from each of the witnesses.
00:32:36.000 And we'll start with Miss Weiser.
00:32:39.000 Is voting a constitutionally protected federal right?
00:32:42.000 Are we going to see her?
00:32:44.000 Yes, it's constitutionally protected through multiple provisions.
00:32:48.000 Okay.
00:32:49.000 Evans, yes or no?
00:32:49.000 Ms.
00:32:50.000 How tedious is this?
00:32:51.000 This is not what we are paying taxes for, for you to play silly kindergarten games with rhetorical questions.
00:32:59.000 Mr. Spies, yes or no?
00:33:00.000 Look at her fucking cumbrellas.
00:33:01.000 And Mr. Cuccellini, yes or no?
00:33:04.000 It is constitutionally protected.
00:33:06.000 Okay, thank you.
00:33:09.000 Go ahead.
00:33:11.000 See the faces of these guys back here?
00:33:13.000 Like, what the fuck is happening?
00:33:14.000 Yeah, yeah, perfect.
00:33:15.000 Are you fucking kidding me?
00:33:17.000 Yes or no?
00:33:17.000 Who the fuck?
00:33:19.000 It is constitutionally protected.
00:33:21.000 Okay, thank you.
00:33:21.000 Is this happening right now?
00:33:22.000 We've heard a lot of talk today about things such as buying alcohol.
00:33:27.000 Ms.
00:33:27.000 Weiser, is alcohol a federally protected constitutional right?
00:33:32.000 It is not.
00:33:33.000 Ms.
00:33:33.000 Evans?
00:33:35.000 It is not.
00:33:36.000 Mr. Spies?
00:33:37.000 Don't worry, we got all day.
00:33:38.000 Mr. Cuccellini?
00:33:40.000 Cuccinelli.
00:33:41.000 Cuccinelli.
00:33:41.000 You need an ID to buy it, but no.
00:33:44.000 Okay.
00:33:44.000 You know what this sounds like?
00:33:45.000 What's that guy who does bad lip reading?
00:33:48.000 It sounds like it's bad lip reading.
00:33:50.000 That's how fucking retarded this is.
00:33:53.000 And she hasn't even practiced or got the correct pronunciation of anyone's name or alcohol.
00:33:59.000 And finally, we like to talk about guns, or at least some people in this building love to talk about guns.
00:34:06.000 Guns.
00:34:07.000 Is there an amendment dealing with guns in our federal constitution?
00:34:12.000 Yes.
00:34:14.000 Ms.
00:34:14.000 Evans?
00:34:15.000 Yes.
00:34:16.000 Mr. Spies?
00:34:17.000 Spies, yes.
00:34:18.000 And yes sir.
00:34:21.000 Anyway, I'm going to... Yes there is.
00:34:23.000 Wait a minute Ryan, I'm going to cut the show here.
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00:34:43.000 I'm wagering that you'll get addicted to what the dick did and you'll love watching this.
00:34:48.000 It's the only moment of sanity in a world gone mad.
00:34:52.000 And I was criticized for saying it's the only place where there's right-wing comedy and they talk about, you know, Crowder and other things.
00:34:58.000 I think it's the only place where we, there's many times when we just totally abandon politics.
00:35:03.000 And talk about music or a movie or 10 ways to save your marriage or the hottest 10 chicks in the world and the worst movie ever made and Dhar Mann and that kind of stuff.
00:35:16.000 I don't think anyone else does that where they just completely wander off.
00:35:19.000 I guess maybe Alex Stein.
00:35:20.000 And the amount of things that we ignore too, like during COVID, we're like, we're not going to talk about it.
00:35:25.000 Like everybody else was reacting to everything going on, and it was the only place that I found I could get entertained while being on the show.
00:35:32.000 Yeah, like the kid with the half black, half red face who was at the game, that's been covered to death.
00:35:37.000 We don't need to dwell on that.
00:35:38.000 Israel, we made our case with the Israel-Palestine thing.
00:35:42.000 I don't need to dwell on that anymore.
00:35:44.000 But anyway, yeah, so we're now ending the free portion of the show.
00:35:48.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:35:53.000 Woosh!