Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 08, 2024


S5E39 - THE LAST EPISODE (FREE)


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour

Words per Minute

165.17902

Word Count

9,919

Sentence Count

951

Misogynist Sentences

78

Hate Speech Sentences

60


Summary

Gavin McInnes talks about the early days of punk rock in the 80s and early 90s, and how punk helped him grow up and get out of it. Get Off My Lawn is a production of Native Creative Podcasts and is a tribute to the late great punk rock band The Ramones, who died at the age of 27. Get On My Lawn will be streaming on the Electric Ladyland Network starting on November 15th, 2019. Get on My Lawn: Live From New York is a celebration of the life and career of the late punk rocker Johnny Ramone, who passed away at age 27, leaving behind a wife, family, and a career in the music industry. Thank you to everyone who helped make this podcast possible, and thank you to all the people who made it possible for me to be a part of the punk rock community in the first place. Gonna miss you, punk rock! GAVIN McINNES Subscribe to Gav's new podcast, GIVEN'S PLACE on social media! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts! Like, comment and subscribe on whatever you're listening to this podcast, and leave a review on iTunes and share it with a friend! It helps spread the word about it! XOXO, Gavon Love Ghost of a Punk Rocker xoxo, GAVON McINNEEDY Music: "Get Off my Lawn" by GAVEN McINnes "Gavon's Lawn" "Gavin's Place" is a new album out now! Gavyn's Place in New York City "Get On My Land" is out on the road" is a live show on Nov 15th and 16th, 2020, 2019, at 7/17, at 8/18/19, at 9/30, @ 7/27, @ 8/9/19 @ 9/18, @ 3/9, @ 6/6, @ 5/8, 9/9 @ 8th, @ 10/9th @ 7th St, 6/8th, 8/7th, & 7/8/19th, & 9/6th, New York, NYC, NY, NY/7/7, & 7th, NYC in Brooklyn, NY and 9th, NY? Gave it a try?


Transcript

00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:43.000 I would like to thank 90s punk for helping me grow up and get out of punk.
00:00:51.000 Because, you know, I was into it as a young man in the early 80s, 84 around, 13, 83.
00:00:54.000 And that was a great time for punk.
00:00:56.000 It started out
00:01:02.000 Well, everyone says it started out in New York.
00:01:04.000 The name might have come up.
00:01:05.000 Suicide, the band was talking about in the early 70s.
00:01:09.000 But we all know.
00:01:10.000 What do you think of when you think of a punk rocker?
00:01:11.000 You think of a postcard with the blue mohawk and all that stuff.
00:01:15.000 That was Britain.
00:01:16.000 CBGB scene was like just art rock.
00:01:18.000 Talking heads and television.
00:01:20.000 Go fuck yourselves.
00:01:21.000 It was the Sex Pistols and the Clash.
00:01:23.000 Everyone says the Ramones started it.
00:01:25.000 The Ramones were an accident.
00:01:27.000 I explained all this on Twitter.
00:01:28.000 That was Sha Na Na on Ritalin.
00:01:30.000 Rockabilly was big then because everyone who was making culture was writing about their formative years.
00:01:37.000 So you had the Fonz and American Graffiti and Sha Na Na.
00:01:40.000 You had all this this Rockabilly stuff because these 25 year olds were, or these 30 year olds, were remembering their teens.
00:01:49.000 Fucking Twisted Sister had to go to Britain because no one was interested in glam rock.
00:01:56.000 You know, outside of the New York Dolls, which were not popular.
00:02:00.000 So it was all about Britain, and it came from glam, really.
00:02:04.000 So the Sex Pistols in the Clash, and yes, the Ramones did play there very early, before the Sex Pistols and the Clash, but that was, they were a genetic accident.
00:02:11.000 They were guys from Queens, morons, basically retards.
00:02:14.000 If you ever heard an interview with D.D.
00:02:15.000 Ramone, they were trying to do rockabilly, and I think they were nervous and they played too fast.
00:02:19.000 But the Clash already had a set list when the Ramones played there.
00:02:22.000 The Sex Pistols already had a set list.
00:02:23.000 They played like days later.
00:02:26.000 You think a band plays and they go, hey, I'm gonna start a band.
00:02:29.000 Boom!
00:02:30.000 A week later, you have a band in a set list?
00:02:33.000 Anyway, it was British.
00:02:35.000 And that was too young for me.
00:02:36.000 I was seven in 77.
00:02:38.000 But I kind of like my era.
00:02:40.000 You know, crass anarcho-punk and D-rock with Discharge and GBH.
00:02:45.000 And at the beginning, it was just dress silly.
00:02:49.000 You know, put a safety pin in your nose.
00:02:51.000 Put on one rubber boot and one fucking sandal.
00:02:55.000 But by the time I was into it in 83, 84, it was like leather, bristles, studs, and neck.
00:03:00.000 You had the boots, you had the bondage pants, you had the leather jacket covering studs, you had your hair was as elaborate as possible.
00:03:08.000 It was a lot of arts and crafts, really.
00:03:10.000 Sewing on badges and shit.
00:03:13.000 Tri-hawk, leopard skin, and then the mohawk.
00:03:17.000 And that was fun.
00:03:19.000 And then we started getting into the late 80s, and by the time the late 80s came around, it was getting, it was starting to splinter.
00:03:27.000 And there was this, anarcho-punk with crass turned into like napalm death crustcore.
00:03:33.000 And I'm a fag, at heart.
00:03:36.000 So I liked Bow Wow Wow, and you know, what were they called?
00:03:41.000 Vice Squad.
00:03:42.000 You know, there had to be an element of pop to it.
00:03:44.000 It was just like shitty rock, really.
00:03:47.000 And, uh, I couldn't get with the anarcho stuff.
00:03:51.000 And I was like, I'm 20 now, I should probably... There's nothing sadder than an old punk.
00:03:56.000 Like, you can't have a mohawk, pause for a bald spot, and then start up again.
00:04:01.000 And it always looks weird when you have facial hair and you're punk, right?
00:04:04.000 Like a beard and a mohawk?
00:04:05.000 What?
00:04:06.000 What are you, Destiny?
00:04:09.000 And I needed to grow up.
00:04:12.000 And then, N.W.A.
00:04:13.000 came along, and they seemed even more dangerous.
00:04:16.000 I mean, it sounds fucking lame now, but they seemed more dangerous than, like, the sex pistols.
00:04:22.000 So I was happy to jump on that train and say goodbye to my youth.
00:04:26.000 And I just, I was like an ex-girlfriend.
00:04:29.000 Like, I was just like, shoom!
00:04:29.000 Punk's dead to me.
00:04:31.000 So much so that when Adrian Brody was in that movie, Son of Sam, and they had the punk scene, I started to cry in the theater, because I realized I hadn't thought about punk for like 20 years.
00:04:42.000 Now that I'm old, I can talk about it all the time.
00:04:44.000 It's sort of like a war vet, you know?
00:04:47.000 They don't wear their hat and their shirts that say, you know, the squadron or whatever, the battalion, for like 20 years.
00:04:54.000 And then, when they've been a vet for 20 years, they start going to the reunions and wearing the hat that says Vietnam vet and all that stuff.
00:05:00.000 And I think that's healthy.
00:05:01.000 You got to sort of like push away your youth.
00:05:03.000 You don't want to live in the past.
00:05:04.000 That's sad.
00:05:06.000 As Jello Biafra said, the only thing sadder than living in the past is living off the past.
00:05:10.000 Because he got all these dead Kennedys.
00:05:13.000 Royalties.
00:05:13.000 Anyway, I've been talking about it a lot on Twitter because Green Day was in the news shitting on us.
00:05:19.000 And uh... The Kress Corps was one thing.
00:05:23.000 The 90s West Coast scene was another thing.
00:05:28.000 And it sucked.
00:05:29.000 There was Dead Kennedys, good.
00:05:31.000 X, bad.
00:05:32.000 There was the Germs.
00:05:34.000 They had the look, but no one has a Germ song in their head all day.
00:05:37.000 And there was West Coast Hardcore that was good.
00:05:41.000 Oh my god, I forgot everything.
00:05:42.000 What the fuck am I doing?
00:05:45.000 I skipped a whole major phase.
00:05:47.000 In the early 80s, as punk was dying, GBH and all that stuff, I was sort of there at this transition.
00:05:55.000 There was hardcore.
00:05:56.000 I feel like re-recording the show.
00:05:59.000 There was hardcore.
00:06:00.000 That's America taking British punk and saying, this is gay, there's too many frills.
00:06:06.000 The classic America, right?
00:06:07.000 Fast, cheap, and easy.
00:06:08.000 So cut off, just wear a sweatshirt and jeans and shave your head, minor threat, black flag, and just scream and make it as fast as you can.
00:06:17.000 And that was great too.
00:06:18.000 I love that too.
00:06:20.000 Our band was more of a punk band, but we played with hardcore bands.
00:06:24.000 And hardcore had a life.
00:06:25.000 Sorry about that.
00:06:26.000 Jesus.
00:06:27.000 I gotta be totally honest.
00:06:29.000 I haven't worn this blazer in years and I found some cocaine.
00:06:34.000 So I'm kind of all over the map.
00:06:37.000 This is like, this must be seven years old.
00:06:40.000 And so I may have done a little toot before the show.
00:06:44.000 Hardcore was awesome and the great thing about hardcore was punk said you're London or New York or you're garbage.
00:06:52.000 And hardcore said the opposite.
00:06:53.000 They said fuck London, fuck New York.
00:06:55.000 Your little scene is a cool scene.
00:06:58.000 And so Maximum Rock and Roll would have these scene reports.
00:07:00.000 I was in it once.
00:07:02.000 We talked about the Ottawa scene.
00:07:04.000 They'd talk about Gary, Indiana hardcore.
00:07:06.000 And they'd list all the bands.
00:07:07.000 And then you could correspond with these people via the letters page and send them a tape of, you know, a mixtape of your bands.
00:07:13.000 I was trading tapes in all over Europe with different bands.
00:07:16.000 It was fun.
00:07:18.000 And then when I went to Europe on this sort of squatter tour, I got to meet all these people and we were like Amish.
00:07:23.000 We had the bond of punk and I'd stay on their floor.
00:07:25.000 They'd stay on our floor when they came.
00:07:27.000 I came to Montreal, all the bands said, I go, what do you want to do?
00:07:31.000 Name it.
00:07:32.000 And they go, we want to sit on your stoop and look at chicks because girls in Montreal are fucking hot.
00:07:38.000 Um, so British punk, late seventies, early eighties, it really refined itself, but then it imploded.
00:07:45.000 Hardcore was happy to take over the baton and run till 1990 and then
00:07:52.000 The West Coast said, let's give it a try.
00:07:54.000 West Coast doesn't have any suffering.
00:07:56.000 They're too laid back.
00:07:57.000 They're not confrontational.
00:07:58.000 So they made gay music.
00:08:00.000 And that's when you had Blink-182 and what were they called?
00:08:04.000 Lag Wagon and Face to Face and Green Day.
00:08:09.000 And because they're losers, they wore shorts on stage and they would try to sing nice.
00:08:17.000 What are you doing?
00:08:18.000 That's not the deal.
00:08:20.000 Like, punk was like, nyeh, nyeh, nyeh.
00:08:23.000 And then hardcore was like, fuck you!
00:08:26.000 And then punk came along and was like, don't wanna be an American idiot!
00:08:30.000 90s punk.
00:08:31.000 So that's when I was like, finally, I got an out.
00:08:35.000 And the proof is in the pudding.
00:08:37.000 The proof that these guys were fucking sellouts is they got rich.
00:08:41.000 Offspring, Green Day, kazillionaires.
00:08:44.000 That also wasn't the deal.
00:08:45.000 The origins of punk are like, pay no more than four pounds 50.
00:08:52.000 My heart is racing.
00:08:55.000 So yeah, just show that one too.
00:09:00.000 This is them.
00:09:00.000 Look how oldy bloated he is.
00:09:10.000 He's not a part of the MAGA agenda.
00:09:12.000 So you're part of the Biden agenda then.
00:09:14.000 You got to pick a side there, Joey.
00:09:16.000 I think my wife may have slept with him.
00:09:19.000 No.
00:09:20.000 Yep.
00:09:21.000 Oh boy.
00:09:22.000 At least it's not the drummer.
00:09:23.000 My wife was in that scene, the fat record scene with Fat Mike.
00:09:27.000 Oh my God.
00:09:27.000 He has a punk museum and it is the least punk thing on earth.
00:09:31.000 First of all, he doesn't even differentiate between punk and hardcore.
00:09:34.000 So Bow Wow Wow is the same as Black Flag.
00:09:39.000 And he injects all this PC shit into it.
00:09:42.000 Now, as I explained on a Twitter thread, punk was not PC.
00:09:45.000 Yes, it lent, it lent, leaned?
00:09:51.000 Lent?
00:09:52.000 Lent left, especially with Joe Strummer and all his socialist bullshit, which he had because he grew up rich.
00:10:01.000 And when you travel the world as a rich person, you see the best of every culture.
00:10:04.000 But, oh, is that George Flopadopoulos?
00:10:10.000 Okay, so you walk into the Punk Museum in Vegas, and Fat Mike basically curated it, and he says, I want people to walk in and feel inclusive.
00:10:19.000 So I have Pauly Styrene from the X-Ray Specs, who was black.
00:10:22.000 Look, you wrote punk in a black flag font.
00:10:27.000 Look, and he goes, I got this chick from the bags.
00:10:29.000 He focuses on the West Coast.
00:10:30.000 No one knows who the fucking bags were, dude.
00:10:33.000 The germs suck, and he's got a gay guy from Against Me.
00:10:36.000 So he starts with inclusiveness, with diversity in the punk museum, which is not what it was about.
00:10:42.000 It wasn't anti-diverse, but it didn't have a political agenda like that.
00:10:46.000 The political agenda was just fuck the world.
00:10:53.000 And they had that whole we're white trash with their ironic bowling shirts?
00:10:58.000 No, dude.
00:11:01.000 You must have big plans.
00:11:02.000 I like, you know, go to 1-3.
00:11:04.000 There's a line in it where Joey Armstrong says, I guess I'm just a faggot because I'm not MAGA or something like that.
00:11:13.000 And you're like, OK, we're on the same page here.
00:11:20.000 Green Day sells Donald Trump shirts for charity.
00:11:23.000 Ultimate Nimrod.
00:11:27.000 Did I ever tell you what the, I show you what a palm bump is?
00:11:31.000 No.
00:11:32.000 Oh, the palm bump.
00:11:33.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:11:35.000 Yeah.
00:11:36.000 Okay, this is what you do.
00:11:37.000 You concentrate the cocaine on the center of your hand, right?
00:11:44.000 You do this in a bar.
00:11:44.000 You can do this in front of a cop.
00:11:46.000 Anyone who does a bump like this, they're going to see you, bro.
00:11:50.000 They have a mental vocabulary.
00:11:52.000 And if a bartender sees it in his peripheral vision, he's going to be like, you're out of here.
00:11:57.000 But there's no vocabulary for this.
00:12:01.000 Like this has background.
00:12:03.000 You go like this to someone, they don't register it, because it's not a thing.
00:12:07.000 So this doesn't have any kind of context.
00:12:09.000 So I've got a little bump here, as concentrated as possible.
00:12:11.000 You know where your nostrils are, right?
00:12:14.000 And you just go, oh, what a day.
00:12:17.000 What a day.
00:12:24.000 And people always say, well, you get chunks all over your nose.
00:12:26.000 Yes, you do get a little bit on your forehead, a little bit in your hair, maybe like 3%.
00:12:32.000 Uh, is that me demonstrating the palm bump?
00:12:34.000 I did one.
00:12:34.000 What are you doing?
00:12:35.000 Oh.
00:12:35.000 Putting it through your hair too also helps.
00:12:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:38.000 Yeah.
00:12:39.000 You lose, you lose maybe five to ten percent of the bump.
00:12:42.000 Oh well.
00:12:43.000 That's not, that's not a lot.
00:12:45.000 You just got 95% up your nose.
00:12:48.000 And my, Eddie Moretti, who I hear now lives in his car, from Vice Films, he was, I showed him, we were at a bar, uh,
00:12:56.000 9B, on the corner of 9th and B. Same block as Niagara, but on B. I think it's called 9B.
00:13:04.000 Anyway, um, I, shh, right now I'm thinking 10A.
00:13:09.000 Anyway, the bar is the address.
00:13:12.000 And he goes, yeah, yeah, whatever.
00:13:13.000 And then he does the normal one, and goes, pfft.
00:13:17.000 And the bartender goes, are you fucking kidding me, dude?
00:13:19.000 Are you serious?
00:13:21.000 And he goes, what?
00:13:21.000 And he goes, get the fuck out of here.
00:13:23.000 He wasn't even at the bar.
00:13:24.000 He was at a table away from the bar.
00:13:25.000 But the bartender sussed it out.
00:13:27.000 I'm sitting there with a few chunks in my bangs.
00:13:30.000 Can I order another beer, please, bartender?
00:13:33.000 You've got really bad dandruff, dude.
00:13:34.000 Oh.
00:13:35.000 Oh, well.
00:13:36.000 We'll get some head and shoulders on the way home.
00:13:42.000 You know what Green Day and all those shitty 90s West Coast bands were?
00:13:48.000 Sorry West Coast, you weren't really a thing.
00:13:53.000 They were just like a pop band.
00:13:55.000 Green Day's a pop band, like The Squeeze.
00:13:58.000 This was 90s hardcore.
00:13:59.000 Play 14A.
00:14:02.000 I met a girl from Clapham.
00:14:15.000 That's Blink-182.
00:14:16.000 Imagine liking Blink-182.
00:14:18.000 I do.
00:14:19.000 I don't have to imagine.
00:14:22.000 Yeah.
00:14:23.000 Exhibit A. This guy likes them.
00:14:29.000 Anyway.
00:14:34.000 I fell in love!
00:14:36.000 Is that the song?
00:14:37.000 I fell in love with a girl at the rock show?
00:14:41.000 You don't do love songs, you fags!
00:14:44.000 Do you forgive the... when he spilled the apple juice in the hall?
00:14:50.000 Please tell mom it was not her fault.
00:14:52.000 I'm gonna barf.
00:14:56.000 Anyway, thank you to 90s Hardcore, to Green Day, for helping me quit punk and move on with my life.
00:15:01.000 Unfortunately, I wasted a lot of time in rap.
00:15:04.000 And then, in the 90s, it was all about EDM, electronic dance music.
00:15:09.000 And I re-listened to, like, Carl Cox recently, and I was like, wow, we must have been fucking high on GHB and MDMA, because this music blows.
00:15:21.000 In my book, I don't even include that entire time of my life, like 94 to 98, because it was just going to clubs and dancing high and making out with chicks that were your friends.
00:15:32.000 Not even fucking them.
00:15:35.000 Gay, in other words.
00:15:37.000 Speaking of music, you came into the studio the other day.
00:15:42.000 What did Elon Musk say?
00:15:48.000 I'm not happy with the... Oh yeah, he just said what I said, where you're not part of the MAGA agenda.
00:15:54.000 So yeah, you're... Go down to his tweet, obviously.
00:15:58.000 Oh, they don't show it?
00:16:01.000 What does he say?
00:16:02.000 Green Day goes from raging against the machine to milk-toastedly raging for it.
00:16:08.000 Well yeah, look at the way they talk about the vaccine.
00:16:10.000 All these punk bands saying, we're not playing a show unless you're vaccinated.
00:16:14.000 Fuck you.
00:16:15.000 That's a perfect example of the death of punk.
00:16:18.000 But you came in talking about that rap lyric, and it reminded me of a few things I want to talk about in music.
00:16:25.000 Which rap lyric?
00:16:27.000 What?
00:16:29.000 The rap lyric?
00:16:31.000 Wow, your brain is amazing.
00:16:33.000 You came into the studio.
00:16:35.000 Oh to you personally yeah yeah it was yeah it was I thought you meant like in the show on the show I was like I don't remember bringing that up but yeah there's this song saying that uh kings your king's crown will crumble to the earth and we're and then it says well we're all kings.
00:16:53.000 It's funny listening to rap at the gym because you realize how fucking retarded it is.
00:16:57.000 Yeah.
00:16:57.000 Do you have the song?
00:16:59.000 Uh yeah I can pull it back up.
00:17:01.000 Because it reminded me of, I was at the gym and they were playing fucking Rihanna, T.I., Paper Chaser.
00:17:08.000 And in that song, it says, just live your life.
00:17:12.000 You know, you're always chasing that paper.
00:17:14.000 And it means, like, don't always be trying to chase that paper.
00:17:17.000 Like, it's a kind of a good message.
00:17:20.000 And it's like, don't take things for granted.
00:17:22.000 Just, like, enjoy yourself in the moment.
00:17:24.000 Right?
00:17:26.000 Is this it?
00:17:36.000 Cause in the song, Rihanna's so stupid that she shows up to do this song.
00:17:42.000 I don't think she read the lyrics.
00:17:47.000 Cause at the end of the song she goes, cause I'm a paper chaser, living your life.
00:17:52.000 Yeah.
00:17:53.000 No, you're not supposed to be chasing paper, Rihanna.
00:17:55.000 That's not the point of the stupid garbage song, which is all about T.I.
00:17:59.000 saying that he's a legend and you're all following in his footsteps.
00:18:06.000 She forgot the meaning of her own song.
00:18:07.000 Yeah.
00:18:10.000 It reminds me of this jungle song we used to listen to back in the EDM days, and it was like, African people, it was a jungle song, going on in the background, and she's like, African people, respect your heritage, and then the music slows down and she goes, your heritage, it's detrimental that you remember it.
00:18:28.000 And I'm like, did no one in the studio know that word?
00:18:32.000 No one at the CD company?
00:18:33.000 No one anywhere?
00:18:36.000 You have your stupid song yet?
00:18:38.000 There's another one too.
00:18:42.000 In New York, concrete, this is what my friend Jesse points us out, concrete jungle where dreams are made of.
00:18:51.000 Yeah?
00:18:52.000 Say that, say that to yourself.
00:18:53.000 Concrete jungle.
00:18:55.000 Well that's not the end of the world.
00:18:56.000 The concrete jungle where dreams are made of.
00:19:01.000 What the fuck is that?
00:19:03.000 I get it now.
00:19:04.000 Where dreams are made of.
00:19:05.000 There's no way that that makes sense.
00:19:07.000 Yeah, that's terrible.
00:19:08.000 I've heard it so many times that I never noticed where dreams are made of.
00:19:12.000 Concrete jungle where dreams are made of.
00:19:14.000 Yeah, because it's already a weird contradiction that it's a concrete jungle is bad.
00:19:21.000 So you could be like, it's a concrete jungle, but it's where dreams are made.
00:19:21.000 Right.
00:19:26.000 Right.
00:19:26.000 Maybe that's the point.
00:19:27.000 It's like, you know... But made of.
00:19:29.000 No one can speak English anymore.
00:19:30.000 That's one of the worst parts about getting back on Twitter is I'm seeing fucking how illiterate everyone is.
00:19:38.000 This is the guy's little speech.
00:19:42.000 Is that Kodak Black?
00:19:42.000 No, J. Cole.
00:19:48.000 Oh he's the one, I'm about to blow up!
00:19:50.000 Is that him?
00:19:52.000 Yeah.
00:19:53.000 This is what I work out to at the gym.
00:19:57.000 You know what rap is?
00:19:58.000 It's retards writing poems and being philosophical.
00:20:03.000 It's retarded philosophers telling me about life.
00:20:07.000 No thanks!
00:20:09.000 I'm not looking for tips from you.
00:20:11.000 You've never read a book in your life.
00:20:13.000 You don't know what 8 times 7 is.
00:20:15.000 And you're telling me how to improve my surroundings?
00:20:19.000 Fuck you.
00:20:24.000 Who's the king?
00:20:25.000 We are kings.
00:20:27.000 Kings of ourselves, first and foremost.
00:20:30.000 While the people debate who's the king of this rap game, here comes Lil' Ol' Jermaine with every ounce of strength in his veins to snatch the crown from whoever y'all think has it.
00:20:40.000 But rather than place it on his head as soon as he grabs it, poof, boom, pow, it's like magic.
00:20:46.000 With a flash and a bang, the crown disintegrates and falls to the earth from which it came.
00:20:51.000 It's done.
00:20:52.000 Ain't gon' be no
00:20:59.000 Got it.
00:20:59.000 Kings bad.
00:21:00.000 You and I. Different kind of skin.
00:21:03.000 Different set of eyes.
00:21:05.000 Two different minds.
00:21:09.000 But only one God.
00:21:30.000 For all the kings.
00:21:31.000 For all the kings.
00:21:32.000 But there's going to be no more kings.
00:21:33.000 The kings are bad.
00:21:34.000 And there's going to be no more.
00:21:35.000 It's just, it's, it's retards.
00:21:38.000 We're dealing with low IQs.
00:21:40.000 It's like at the beginning of Fleckus Talks, where he's interviewing that Antifa guy.
00:21:44.000 And he goes, well, basically because actions are more powerful than words and, but words are also powerful and they can have more power than actions, but also actions speak louder than both words and actions combined.
00:21:55.000 And we need actions and words.
00:21:58.000 Like you shouldn't be, I'm not criticizing people for not philosophizing.
00:22:02.000 That's fine.
00:22:03.000 If you don't have any tips, that's cool.
00:22:05.000 It's like my dad, every time he starts telling me about something, I go, I'm not looking for tips, okay?
00:22:10.000 I'm not looking for tips.
00:22:13.000 That might be the name of today's episode.
00:22:15.000 Speaking of family, dude, I have a major problem with my family.
00:22:19.000 Going out for dinner.
00:22:22.000 They never finish their fucking main course.
00:22:25.000 And the waiter comes by and they fill up on bread and then I have a bunch of leftovers rotting in the fridge that get thrown out.
00:22:35.000 And so now I say, no bread.
00:22:37.000 And then my wife was like, can we not do this?
00:22:39.000 I go,
00:22:41.000 It's the only solution, my dear.
00:22:43.000 And you know what she did on New Year's Eve, by the way?
00:22:46.000 She snuck some bread when I went pee.
00:22:49.000 I come back and my youngest has bread in his mouth.
00:22:51.000 And I look at her, and then they pick at their entree and don't finish it.
00:22:55.000 And I tried to do this death stare of like, like you happy now?
00:23:01.000 But it didn't, she didn't see it, I don't know.
00:23:03.000 I just went like, and I think she was, maybe she had some wine, it didn't work.
00:23:09.000 And then if you get the no bread, they'll order like two sprites while they're waiting for the food.
00:23:15.000 That's almost as bad.
00:23:15.000 You're still filling up your stomach.
00:23:17.000 So it's either tense with me saying, no, no, that's enough.
00:23:22.000 That's enough.
00:23:22.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:23:24.000 And then my wife was like, why do you got to make this a hassle?
00:23:27.000 Or I watch a bunch of people drink or consume maybe $7 of beverages with free bread.
00:23:38.000 And then just, can you box this up?
00:23:40.000 No one's having more than a fucking bite.
00:23:43.000 I even said to my daughter, you know what?
00:23:44.000 From now on, if you don't eat more than half of your entree, you're paying for it.
00:23:48.000 It's driving me fucking crazy.
00:23:52.000 And if they had no drinks and no bread, they would devour their entree.
00:23:56.000 And I'm happy.
00:23:57.000 By the way, my dinner on New Year's Eve was $1,000.
00:24:00.000 It was $500 in advance and then all the drinks and extras we got was another $300 and then the tip.
00:24:07.000 But I said, I'm glad I remembered this.
00:24:10.000 So the bad news is no one ate their fucking steaks because they had FUCKING BREAD!
00:24:16.000 The good news is, my teenage boy, my 15 year old, is just a garbage compactor.
00:24:20.000 So he's like taking all their steak.
00:24:22.000 And that, I don't care if it gets eaten.
00:24:25.000 I'll spend a thousand bucks as long as it goes into mouths.
00:24:29.000 And I was so happy that he was eating everyone else's steak after devouring his own, that I said, nothing I like better than seeing meat go into my boy.
00:24:36.000 And then I go, oh wait, that doesn't sound very good.
00:24:41.000 So that became a running joke on the vacation.
00:24:45.000 Or another one, another funny moment on the vacation was we go to the souvenir shop by the, uh, by the border.
00:24:52.000 By the way, that has a huge sign that says Fire, uh, Cracklers?
00:24:59.000 Yeah, Fire Cracklers.
00:25:02.000 It's like, ah, they're called firecrackers, dude.
00:25:04.000 Could that be a colloquialism?
00:25:05.000 Is somebody from the Midwest going to be like, that's what we call it around here.
00:25:09.000 The Midwest?
00:25:10.000 This is a Québécois.
00:25:11.000 We're at the border in Quebec, genius.
00:25:13.000 Maybe they're traveling?
00:25:15.000 They own a souvenir store.
00:25:17.000 That's a long commute.
00:25:19.000 So I'm looking around the whole store, it's just like, Montreal, Canada, and just like these boring milquetoast shirts.
00:25:27.000 There's no humor there.
00:25:27.000 And when we were in old Montreal, there's all these jokes shirts, like Chocolats that say, Sucum and Butt, which means I'm drunk as a boot.
00:25:35.000 And a poutine hour snow globe, but it's poutine inside.
00:25:40.000 And I was like, I was talking to my daughter, and I'm like, how come there's nothing funny in here?
00:25:46.000 Like, Quebecois people, French Canadians, are humorous.
00:25:48.000 They don't work.
00:25:49.000 They just drink all day, so of course you're gonna joke around.
00:25:53.000 And then I was like, and she goes, what do you mean?
00:25:54.000 I go, I don't know, like, someone mooning, and like, I saw someone's butt in Montreal.
00:25:59.000 And then she's laughing her head off, and then we realize, that would be an awesome shirt.
00:26:03.000 I saw someone's butt in Montreal.
00:26:05.000 It's a guy mooning, right?
00:26:07.000 And he's looking back at you, and it just says, I saw someone's butt in Montreal.
00:26:12.000 That is good.
00:26:13.000 I'm going to make it.
00:26:14.000 Let's make it for the site.
00:26:16.000 Couldn't hurt.
00:26:17.000 And the cartoon will be like, maybe you guys at home could do some.
00:26:20.000 Look up Viz Comics.
00:26:21.000 It should look like something out of Viz.
00:26:24.000 Hey, look up Viz Comics mooning.
00:26:27.000 Although Britain isn't big on mooning for some reason.
00:26:30.000 Maybe they have shitty asses.
00:26:31.000 Maybe because of the time zone, they call it sunning.
00:26:36.000 Okay.
00:26:39.000 Like that kind of quality.
00:26:41.000 What's that guy, Biff?
00:26:42.000 Fizz is the funniest fucking thing in the world.
00:26:44.000 There's the fat slags.
00:26:46.000 Such quality.
00:26:49.000 I guess I gotta mention this stupid cup, right?
00:26:52.000 The Starbucks cup.
00:26:55.000 I had chicken with poutine this time.
00:26:58.000 I don't like people messing with the recipe, but chicken and gravy is fucking amazing and it's the extra boost of protein.
00:27:04.000 It's been a minute since I shared some meat with my boys.
00:27:11.000 He made the same mistake I did.
00:27:13.000 Yeah.
00:27:14.000 It's been a minute since I shared some meat with my boys.
00:27:19.000 Did you see this?
00:27:20.000 People lining up for a cup?
00:27:22.000 You probably like this.
00:27:23.000 You probably like me.
00:27:26.000 You probably want this cup.
00:27:28.000 I probably didn't hear the link number.
00:27:30.000 This is 1-6.
00:27:30.000 Oh, okay.
00:27:36.000 4 a.m.
00:27:39.000 They must have market value, right?
00:27:42.000 I bet if you look them up on eBay, they're worth something.
00:27:45.000 Like, 4 a.m., I assume the store opens at, what, 9?
00:27:49.000 So, 5 hours.
00:27:50.000 Minimum wage, $75.
00:27:53.000 So, bare minimum, they should be worth $75.
00:27:58.000 Right?
00:27:58.000 A hundred bucks.
00:28:00.000 Maybe.
00:28:00.000 I thought that was a... Why do you want... Dear woman of the world, why do you want that fucking stupid cup so bad?
00:28:08.000 You know what I was happy to see, though?
00:28:09.000 You know we love Karens here at Censored.TV.
00:28:12.000 And, uh... I love them.
00:28:16.000 Why are you in this neighborhood?
00:28:17.000 Do you live here?
00:28:18.000 What are you... Why are you in this pool?
00:28:20.000 Are you a thief?
00:28:22.000 Good.
00:28:23.000 Men aren't doing it.
00:28:24.000 That guy yesterday who believes he can fly, who jumped over to attack the judge, all these dudes were just sitting there going, what?
00:28:31.000 This guy buds in front of the stupid line I just showed you, and who's there to save the day?
00:28:35.000 Fucking Karen.
00:28:37.000 You rock, K-Dawg.
00:28:38.000 So his point is you didn't stick in your line formation.
00:28:41.000 They've been there since 3 a.m.
00:28:42.000 So yeah, they can mingle a little bit.
00:28:45.000 But there's clearly a line.
00:29:07.000 And by the way, he's lining up for this stupid gay cup that's for girls.
00:29:12.000 Don't you want to pound him?
00:29:14.000 God, I want his glasses to go flying off his face.
00:29:19.000 Some people you want to choke.
00:29:21.000 Some people you want to just throw on the ground.
00:29:22.000 This is a punch guy.
00:29:27.000 And I want it to connect.
00:29:28.000 I want it to be perfect.
00:29:30.000 Right?
00:29:30.000 Just square, like dictionary definition, bonk.
00:29:34.000 So the glasses go whoosh.
00:29:36.000 So it's a Barbie thing?
00:29:38.000 No, it's a Starbucks pink cup.
00:29:40.000 Maybe it's a Barbie thing.
00:29:40.000 I don't think so.
00:29:42.000 Barbie's like a while ago now.
00:29:43.000 Is it a collaboration?
00:29:47.000 Um... That's crazy that that exists.
00:29:51.000 Also an important news.
00:29:53.000 This isn't breaking, but this... Every episode, there's a lot of freeloaders watching now because this is the free app.
00:30:00.000 Oh, we're not doing ads?
00:30:01.000 Oh, shit!
00:30:02.000 It's alright.
00:30:04.000 Every episode we take on wedgie news and there's a woman who's suing for a wedgie
00:30:23.000 This is 17 AAA.
00:30:26.000 The suit pertains to an incident that took place on October 14, 2019 on the Humonga-Cowabunga water slide.
00:30:33.000 During a two-week visit to Walt Disney World by plaintiffs Emma and Edward McGuinness, must be related to me, and their family, the family visited the resort in part to celebrate Emma McGuinness' 30th birthday.
00:30:43.000 The slide, which Disney builds on its website as near vertical five-story drop in the dark, descends 214 feet and plunges riders into
00:30:51.000 A pool of water at the end of the ride.
00:30:53.000 The suit, which was filed last week in circuit court for Orange County, Florida, alleges that Disney knew or should have known of the risk of painful quote-unquote wedgies, particularly for women.
00:31:04.000 Now, I don't quite get the biology of that.
00:31:09.000 Do they know what a wedgie is, these lawyers?
00:31:13.000 Specifically, when a rider of the slide reached the bottom of the ride and traveled into the pool of water designed to stop further travel, the force of the water can push loose garments into a person's anatomy.
00:31:23.000 An event known as a wedgie.
00:31:25.000 An event.
00:31:26.000 Who knew it?
00:31:27.000 Hey man, don't forget October 3rd.
00:31:29.000 Wedgie!
00:31:31.000 I guess it was an event in high school because you'd say, I'm going to fucking wedgie you after school, nerd.
00:31:36.000 Yeah.
00:31:37.000 I saw a butt at Typhoon Lagoon and somebody got sued for it.
00:31:40.000 A wedgie is not when your panties are inserted into your uterus.
00:31:45.000 A wedgie is when your underwear gets pulled into your butt cheeks, but not into your body.
00:31:51.000 That'd be my first thing if I was a defense.
00:31:54.000 Can we define wedgie?
00:31:56.000 Bring in some wedgie experts.
00:31:58.000 I volunteer.
00:32:01.000 Hopefully this isn't too haram.
00:32:03.000 It's a girl.
00:32:06.000 What's that?
00:32:07.000 Motorcycle gives you a wedgie.
00:32:10.000 Yeah, like, don't go on water slides if your vagina's that cavernous.
00:32:13.000 Are we going up her vagina right now?
00:32:15.000 Yeah, this is the view of the underwear.
00:32:19.000 Those are her boyfriend's feet.
00:32:22.000 I went backwards and... They want $50,000.
00:32:27.000 Also in wedgie news, the next link, 17 AAA.
00:32:36.000 This is pretty typical of wedgie news.
00:32:38.000 Stepfather, stepson get in a fight.
00:32:39.000 The stepfather was talking trash about the guy's mother because they're getting divorced.
00:32:43.000 Don't talk about mom that way.
00:32:44.000 You can't come into my life, fuck my mother, literally motherfucker.
00:32:48.000 And so they got in a fight.
00:32:50.000 The stepfather threw a TV at him.
00:32:55.000 And that's when he decided, you're about to die of an atomic wedgie, my friend.
00:32:59.000 ...murder case to tell you about tonight.
00:33:01.000 A man is dead and his stepson is in jail after a fight leads to what's called an atomic wedgie.
00:33:07.000 Stop!
00:33:07.000 Stop!
00:33:08.000 Stop!
00:33:08.000 When I was in 8th grade in the special class, we were on a school trip.
00:33:17.000 And we were pressing hams, which is when you pull down your pants and you push it on the window.
00:33:21.000 You can press a ham on the window by your seat, or you go to the back of the bus, and that's the best place to press a ham, really, because all the other cars can see you're pressed ham.
00:33:32.000 James, no, Jim Gunn, Mr. Gunn freaked the fuck out.
00:33:35.000 This is a Diabri Moody High and he comes back and he goes, there is no way as representatives of Diabri Moody Junior High, you are going to be out there exposing your buttocks to strangers.
00:33:48.000 And one of the kids in my class goes, it's called a ham.
00:33:53.000 It's no, I wrecked it.
00:33:55.000 He goes, it's called pressing a ham, Mr. Gunn.
00:33:57.000 Holy fuck.
00:33:59.000 Was he upset?
00:34:00.000 Yes, he got more upset.
00:34:02.000 We were, like, you know those ones where you're worried you're gonna asphyxiate yourself?
00:34:06.000 Like, I was trying to throw air into my head because I was dying, like, on the ground.
00:34:11.000 You don't laugh like that in your old age.
00:34:13.000 But I was fucking dead hearing him have to correct, or he didn't correct it, but getting, pressing a ham wrong.
00:34:21.000 And that reminded me of that newscaster talking about an atomic wedgie like it's 9-11.
00:34:27.000 An atomic wedgie.
00:34:29.000 Known, usually known only by bullies who are picking on nerds, they have now leaked into the mainstream.
00:34:34.000 And people are dying in droves of this deadly form of wedgie.
00:34:39.000 It was believed in the Middle Ages this was a form of torture coming from the Latin term, Wedgetius Atomicus.
00:34:46.000 I told you about it at Earl of March High School where we had this game, you kick a piece of garbage in the air and whoever lets it fall first gets an atomic wedgie.
00:34:53.000 An atomic wedgie, by the way, is when you rip the waistband off.
00:34:55.000 And after lunch, there'd be like four waistbands lying around in the area we used to hang out in.
00:35:00.000 And it was all voluntary.
00:35:01.000 So we get caught once by this teacher and she goes, what the hell is going on?
00:35:04.000 She chooses the two punk rockers, of course, because she watches too many Death Wish movies and she thinks the bad guys have like...
00:35:10.000 Leather jackets on.
00:35:12.000 And we go, oh, we're giving Colin Sacco a wedgie because he let the garbage fall.
00:35:15.000 And she goes, you, you, principal's office now.
00:35:18.000 I've told the story a hundred times.
00:35:19.000 It's in my book, I think.
00:35:20.000 And so we go to the principal's office and he goes, what is it today, Darlene?
00:35:27.000 He's obviously sick of her constantly
00:35:30.000 Bustin' chops.
00:35:31.000 And she goes, these two boys were trying to insert a wedge of wood into a boy's anus.
00:35:37.000 And we both go, what?
00:35:38.000 When you put it that way.
00:35:39.000 And the prince was like, it's called a wedgie, darling.
00:35:44.000 When I used to get write-ups.
00:35:45.000 Imagine giving a wedgie and you're trying to make it sexual.
00:35:49.000 Yeah.
00:35:49.000 Like you're with the girl and you're like, oh, you like that?
00:35:52.000 She's like, what?
00:35:53.000 Well, I haven't really sussed out this page, but it's just a page of two guys giving each other, him giving him wedgies.
00:36:02.000 Oh, that's very gay.
00:36:05.000 This is accessible porn.
00:36:07.000 Okay, I don't want to watch this.
00:36:09.000 Go back to the newscaster.
00:36:11.000 But what a weird channel.
00:36:13.000 It's just, it's sex, dummy.
00:36:14.000 Are we sure?
00:36:16.000 Yes.
00:36:17.000 Get it off my screen!
00:36:18.000 You moron!
00:36:20.000 I don't know if that's sex.
00:36:22.000 It's, yes, it is.
00:36:23.000 It's how gays get to watch gay stuff.
00:36:26.000 Oh.
00:36:27.000 It's about his mother and their upcoming divorce.
00:36:29.000 But then the fight escalated to the point where the stepson pulled his stepfather's underwear over his head.
00:36:36.000 I believe the fixie was caused due to what they're referring to as an atomic wedgie.
00:36:41.000 The gentleman had actually pulled the underwear of Mr. St.
00:36:45.000 Clair up over his head and the elastic band was around his throat.
00:36:50.000 What?
00:36:50.000 I don't even get the physics of that.
00:36:53.000 Did you have the stretchiest underwear in the world?
00:36:55.000 What were you wearing?
00:36:55.000 Rubber underwear?
00:36:57.000 How do you get, like, I've done a lot of atomic wedgies, and the waistband starts to give way about a third of the way up your back.
00:37:05.000 You might make it to the shoulder blades before, but even if it does go over your head,
00:37:12.000 Now it's like, it doesn't choke you.
00:37:14.000 What if this is a spot for Fruit of the Loom?
00:37:16.000 They're like, but that was a pair of Haynes with the new Fruit of the Loom Extra Stretch.
00:37:20.000 You will not die of atomic wedges.
00:37:23.000 So I can't believe I've gone this far into the show without discussing my pre-workout, which I'm on two things right now.
00:37:31.000 Expired cocaine and Purple Works Nutrition, which I don't recommend.
00:37:35.000 I recommend Purple Works, just not the coke part.
00:37:37.000 It's the beginning of the new year, and you know what that means.
00:37:39.000 It means people will get off their fat ass and get to the gym.
00:37:42.000 Then they will sink back into the couch as their New Year's Eve resolutions fade, as their New Year's resolutions fade into oblivion.
00:37:49.000 The gym was packed today, by the way.
00:37:50.000 And Big John pointed out, this is people and their New Year's resolutions.
00:37:55.000 In two weeks it'll be empty again.
00:37:57.000 Well, with Purpleworks pre-workout, you'll have an ally in your corner getting you off your ass and achieving your fitness goals for 2024.
00:38:04.000 It seems nearly impossible to take this product and not feel the need to exert yourself to an extreme degree.
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00:38:12.000 I started late today and I was driving in and the tingles in my hands started.
00:38:16.000 I was like, I don't want to go to the gym, but
00:38:20.000 I'll have the tingles at work if I don't.
00:38:22.000 You have to get it out of your system.
00:38:23.000 It's true.
00:38:24.000 So, I got there and I thought, I know, I'll just fight Big John for three rounds, and then I'll go home, because that's more than I can usually handle.
00:38:32.000 You condense an hour workout into fucking nine minutes.
00:38:35.000 But you know what Big John did?
00:38:36.000 He fought me the first round, and then when I wasn't looking, he switched out this pro, Huey, who just started beating the shit out of me.
00:38:46.000 And I was like, as I'm getting pounded, I'm like, thanks, John!
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00:39:36.000 Do not mix Purpleworks with anything.
00:39:40.000 Not even coffee.
00:39:41.000 Like if I do Purpleworks, I don't have a coffee that day because it's got a lot of caffeine in it.
00:39:45.000 They offer both, but only do one at a time.
00:39:48.000 Correct.
00:39:48.000 And don't die like the people drinking the Panera drinks.
00:39:53.000 What are the Panera drinks?
00:39:54.000 They have these caffeine drinks in there and people... oh.
00:39:59.000 Long day.
00:39:59.000 Pom.
00:40:01.000 Um, okay.
00:40:02.000 You know what I wanted to talk about for a while now?
00:40:04.000 There's lots of news.
00:40:06.000 Farmers are kicking ass all over Europe.
00:40:08.000 We could get to that.
00:40:09.000 But there's this conservative calendar that's out.
00:40:13.000 And the prudes are upset.
00:40:17.000 And I think it's a great example of the trouble with, with conservatism is.
00:40:21.000 And I think it's why I'm vilified so badly is because I said, no, you don't have to be a square.
00:40:27.000 You don't have to be Ben Shapiro to be on the right.
00:40:29.000 There's cool people on the right too, like me.
00:40:34.000 Uh, where the fuck is it now?
00:40:37.000 Farmers?
00:40:38.000 Pet peeves?
00:40:39.000 Hot chicks, yeah.
00:40:41.000 4-4-A?
00:40:41.000 4-4-A.
00:40:44.000 And so I got into an interesting argument on Twitter where I was like, shut up nerds, you can admire women.
00:40:52.000 It's cool.
00:40:53.000 And women should, they shouldn't show their pussies and OnlyFans is disgusting and I'm against masturbation and I'm against porn, but like hot chicks like Isabella DeLuca, she should be posting sexy pictures of herself because
00:41:05.000 It's advertising, and she'll get a better man if you cast a wider net.
00:41:10.000 But would she take them down after she gets a man?
00:41:13.000 Yeah, she should.
00:41:14.000 But this is an MLB guy, a baseball player, Aubrey Huff.
00:41:18.000 This catfight between Isabella DeLuca and Rachel for patriarchy is proof that most of today's women even know their sexuality is all they bring to the table, complete with a desperate need for attention, crippling debt, drama, delusional self-worth, and a complete lack of accountability.
00:41:32.000 And then below that is Rachel criticizing her.
00:41:34.000 No, go back.
00:41:35.000 Rachel is criticizing Isabella.
00:41:37.000 I think she was in the calendar.
00:41:38.000 I haven't really seen the calendar.
00:41:39.000 But it's like women in conservative, like, cooking dinner, but they have high-heeled shoes on and stuff.
00:41:44.000 There's no, like, pussy shots.
00:41:47.000 So Rachel's saying, I'm not hating, I'm not even saying she can't post sexy pictures.
00:41:52.000 Try to pay attention to what I'm actually saying.
00:41:53.000 It's not what you think I mean.
00:41:54.000 I'm saying it's an insult to my intelligence to tell me that she's on here to post conservative political content.
00:42:00.000 And to that I respond, yeah, she's there to do both.
00:42:02.000 Show pretty pictures of herself and post conservative content.
00:42:05.000 So that isn't specifically about the calendar.
00:42:08.000 Maybe you could pull up the calendar.
00:42:09.000 We should show examples, but fucking talk about a gotcha moment.
00:42:14.000 Isabella then posts, is this you?
00:42:17.000 And shows Aubrey sliding into her DMs.
00:42:20.000 He's a married man.
00:42:21.000 He said to her, Hey, beautiful.
00:42:22.000 Let's collab over cocktails and bad decisions.
00:42:25.000 Proud father.
00:42:26.000 Fucking boob.
00:42:31.000 What a moron.
00:42:34.000 So he just deleted all his social media.
00:42:38.000 What an absolute fucking boob.
00:42:40.000 Like if you're going to be a lech, a perv, okay, that's a route to take, but don't go criticizing women when you've given them all this fodder, dumbass.
00:42:51.000 Well, there was another thing too with the, what's it called?
00:42:54.000 Tobin Abasi?
00:42:56.000 No, that's a guitar player.
00:42:57.000 Who's that guy with the weird name?
00:43:00.000 Who was the God, the Redfield God, Red Pill Godfather?
00:43:04.000 What are you talking about?
00:43:05.000 You never heard of that guy?
00:43:06.000 Red Pilled Godfather.
00:43:07.000 Yeah, Godfather of the Red Pill.
00:43:10.000 Oh yes, I do know who you're talking about.
00:43:12.000 He always wears a hat.
00:43:13.000 Yeah, he's cringe and weird looking.
00:43:15.000 Yeah, he's a Manosphere guy.
00:43:16.000 Rolo Tomasi.
00:43:17.000 Yes.
00:43:17.000 Not Tobin Abasi.
00:43:18.000 I don't think that's even his real name.
00:43:20.000 So he went after Isabella DeLuca and she found out, she found his daughter's Instagram and it was, it was not modest.
00:43:28.000 Yeah.
00:43:29.000 For the record, I enjoy modesty, too.
00:43:31.000 I just didn't think... Well, you and I differ on this.
00:43:33.000 Like, you don't like to rate girls and stuff like that.
00:43:35.000 I think it's perfect.
00:43:37.000 And so the ultimate question is, see if you can pull up this calendar, what is the difference between porn, like OnlyFans, and what is the difference between admiring beauty?
00:43:46.000 And I saw a great post about it today.
00:43:48.000 They show this picture called Paradise.
00:43:49.000 I think it's a biblical drawing.
00:43:51.000 And it's a man with his face in this woman's crotch.
00:43:54.000 And it says that the difference between porn and art is what it imbues.
00:44:00.000 Do you have feelings of vice or feelings of virtue?
00:44:04.000 And when I see that picture, I'm reminded of how much I love my wife.
00:44:09.000 And like my buddy Fred from Brooklyn said, he goes, I've been married 30 years and I wouldn't mind eating her out right now.
00:44:16.000 We were at Anthony Comey's house outside at a pool party and she was like across the table.
00:44:21.000 Yeah.
00:44:21.000 So I'm for this.
00:44:24.000 I don't consider this pornography and I know because it imbues feelings of virtue to me.
00:44:28.000 I think of how beautiful women are.
00:44:30.000 You can admire them.
00:44:32.000 I hope that's a woman.
00:44:34.000 Yeah, you never know what the conservative movement does.
00:44:36.000 Yeah, these days.
00:44:37.000 But a woman should be sexy and they should pose and you're at the prime of your life.
00:44:42.000 Yeah, get it.
00:44:42.000 Get it on paper.
00:44:43.000 Get it.
00:44:44.000 You're not going to look like that forever.
00:44:46.000 Record it.
00:44:47.000 And these don't make, here's how you can tell too, like say you look at a, follow a beautiful girl on Instagram.
00:44:53.000 Uh, if you catch yourself wondering what your life would be like with her, that's simping, right?
00:44:59.000 Like what if my wife died?
00:45:00.000 Maybe I could find her.
00:45:02.000 Just delete that account.
00:45:03.000 Stop following it.
00:45:04.000 But if you look at it and go, wow, she's fucking, what is it about that?
00:45:06.000 This is interesting.
00:45:07.000 You're almost looking at it like a gay.
00:45:10.000 Uh, basically if you don't get a boner, you're good.
00:45:14.000 I don't consider it conservative, though.
00:45:15.000 It's under the umbrella of conservatism, which I think it's—well, it's all—I mean, conservatism is not doing its job.
00:45:22.000 So you don't like this calendar?
00:45:24.000 You think it's bad?
00:45:24.000 I don't have strong feelings on it, but it's definitely—where I am in my life, I don't consider this a good thing.
00:45:29.000 I wouldn't own that.
00:45:30.000 But I don't really judge that harshly, either, because I don't see a lot of people being an exemplar—an exemplary example?
00:45:39.000 That's not a fucking thing.
00:45:40.000 Of, you know— Exemplary example.
00:45:42.000 Of sinless, trying to live a sinless life.
00:45:45.000 But that puts you in proximity to sin if you're weak for that sort of thing.
00:45:47.000 Go to the link between 44a and 45.
00:45:48.000 45, 45, 45.
00:45:49.000 It's between 40, 40, 45, 45.
00:45:50.000 Zoom out, obviously.
00:45:51.000 Like, is this porn or is this beautiful?
00:46:03.000 It's pretty pointy.
00:46:04.000 It's a sexual act of cunnilingus and cunnilingus.
00:46:06.000 It's not cunnilingus.
00:46:07.000 Do you know where a pussy is?
00:46:09.000 Well, he could have his tongue.
00:46:11.000 Nope.
00:46:12.000 Touching the top part.
00:46:13.000 Maybe if it was a foot long.
00:46:15.000 Maybe he's got a foot long tongue.
00:46:16.000 Right.
00:46:17.000 Typical Ryan reasoning.
00:46:20.000 So let's look at some examples.
00:46:23.000 Like, sometimes I like looking at beautiful women on Instagram and I'm just amazed.
00:46:26.000 Like, I go, wow, this is a flawless young lady.
00:46:29.000 Huh.
00:46:30.000 I don't go back.
00:46:33.000 But like this chick on the right.
00:46:35.000 The one with the black shorts on?
00:46:39.000 Well, that and another touching each other's tits.
00:46:41.000 Yeah, in a jokey way.
00:46:43.000 They're rapping.
00:46:44.000 Girls hate toxic masculinity and all their music is singing about banging hoes and gagging on cocks and shooting up.
00:46:52.000 They love gangster rap and they hate masculinity.
00:46:55.000 Look at other pictures of her, though.
00:46:56.000 She's not wearing a bra.
00:46:58.000 Okay, let me see.
00:46:59.000 Oh, is this a sin?
00:47:00.000 Are you sinning right now, nerd?
00:47:01.000 No.
00:47:02.000 And it's not a nerd thing, it's a beautiful thing.
00:47:04.000 All the women in my church, they dress in dresses.
00:47:07.000 This would be hor- I couldn't even imagine.
00:47:10.000 I think you orthodox Muslims call this haram.
00:47:13.000 Will you just click on her fucking page?
00:47:16.000 Ooh, that's not a good one with the red hair.
00:47:17.000 Uh-oh.
00:47:20.000 She's imperfect.
00:47:23.000 Show another one.
00:47:25.000 See that?
00:47:26.000 Maybe she has a filter on.
00:47:29.000 But that, those, that role right there, that to me is a flawless female.
00:47:35.000 She's perfect.
00:47:36.000 She's being a slut.
00:47:37.000 What could you change?
00:47:38.000 If my daughter was doing this, I'd be very upset, and you would too.
00:47:41.000 Yeah, yeah, don't bring my daughter into any arguments.
00:47:43.000 Well, there's another human being made in the image and likeness of God, and she's not an object.
00:47:48.000 No, I don't think, well, some of those, a couple of those are a bit much.
00:47:53.000 This woman, 4'6",
00:47:57.000 She's not a 10 like that one we just showed, but there's something bizarrely sexy about her.
00:48:02.000 Oh, this is the same one here?
00:48:04.000 What?
00:48:05.000 So we've got to move to 47.
00:48:06.000 Okay.
00:48:07.000 Oh shit, did I get the wrong one?
00:48:13.000 Yeah, her.
00:48:14.000 She's very attractive, right?
00:48:16.000 Like, a computer would give her an 8, a 7.5.
00:48:19.000 But she's so... there's something about her face.
00:48:22.000 Obviously her giant tits rock.
00:48:25.000 But the sex appeal, click on any one of those.
00:48:30.000 Is it that sort of... there's a part of her that looks like you found her in the jungle or something?
00:48:34.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:48:35.000 She has an untamed look.
00:48:36.000 Now all her quotes are super pornographic, so this... like, I wouldn't recommend it culturally, but...
00:48:43.000 Like, I don't, I look at her and I go, when I look at her, I'm like, what is it about her that makes her so sexy?
00:48:49.000 It's like I'm analyzing it.
00:48:51.000 I'm not sitting there like, oh, well, maybe one day.
00:48:54.000 I was looking for the one where it was like kind of modest and she's like, well, it's coming off.
00:49:00.000 Or go to the next one.
00:49:02.000 Yoon Chae.
00:49:02.000 She's this girl from Korea who's considered ugly over there because she's thick.
00:49:07.000 But here she's a nine.
00:49:10.000 And I thought, uh, that's interesting.
00:49:13.000 I'm going to stop following her because now I'm drifting into simp territory.
00:49:16.000 But I'm like, that's interesting that in one country you're considered a fat pig and over here you're considered hot.
00:49:20.000 I wonder if that's black culture influencing aesthetics.
00:49:25.000 Let's go to another one.
00:49:27.000 Another hottie.
00:49:29.000 Just looking at hotties.
00:49:30.000 This is a news show.
00:49:32.000 Taking care of business.
00:49:35.000 Oh yeah, her.
00:49:36.000 That's who we're talking about.
00:49:38.000 She's a 10.
00:49:42.000 Guys, these days, you Zoomers are so weird with your ratings.
00:49:47.000 Like, they give her a 6.
00:49:48.000 I'm like, can I see who you're fucking?
00:49:51.000 Because by those standards, if that's a 6, you're fucking a .01.
00:49:56.000 And look, some sexy pics, some conservative content.
00:50:01.000 Who's the next one?
00:50:02.000 Oh this, Kim Taylor Bennett.
00:50:04.000 I remember I used to follow her like 15 years ago.
00:50:10.000 And I was like, uh, I'm simping.
00:50:12.000 I gotta quit.
00:50:14.000 But she's like perfect.
00:50:16.000 And her personality is good too.
00:50:19.000 And she's aged really well.
00:50:20.000 She's probably old now.
00:50:22.000 But when they have a, yeah, you're, this is something I, this is a woman I can't follow.
00:50:26.000 Cause it goes from admiring to like wondering what if, what if we were married?
00:50:32.000 So that's out.
00:50:33.000 That's a simp.
00:50:35.000 What's this one?
00:50:36.000 I just wrote this chick is insane.
00:50:39.000 Hot chicks.
00:50:39.000 Doesn't even have a name.
00:50:40.000 It's a new segment on the show.
00:50:42.000 My fucking heart is acting weird.
00:50:44.000 It's cause you're simping.
00:50:48.000 Oh yeah, she's just, she makes food.
00:50:52.000 She's an 8.8 that makes food.
00:50:55.000 Click on any one of those.
00:50:58.000 Turn it up.
00:51:00.000 I think she's Brazilian or something.
00:51:06.000 We put a deep sardine, a bunch of chow.
00:51:09.000 Gross.
00:51:10.000 Other countries' food is shitty.
00:51:12.000 And then the pasta, the chow.
00:51:13.000 A bunch of big olives you gotta chew on like they're fucking salty grapes.
00:51:17.000 Is that a fish?
00:51:19.000 Okay, let's power through these because I want to take calls.
00:51:24.000 What do you got there?
00:51:26.000 Oh, we should put the number up on the screen.
00:51:28.000 Ah, yes.
00:51:31.000 This, now this one, I consider this woman
00:51:35.000 Unbelievably beautiful, but I understand it's a very acquired taste and my taste can get pretty weird.
00:51:39.000 This is like the gefilte fish.
00:51:41.000 I think she's like, uh, Kazakhstanian, you know, when Asia and Russia collide.
00:51:48.000 But like this woman is other world hot to me.
00:51:51.000 I don't even like the word hot.
00:51:52.000 She's stunningly beautiful.
00:51:53.000 She's magical.
00:51:58.000 Is that it?
00:51:59.000 I think so.
00:52:00.000 Is that five two?
00:52:03.000 Boy, the show's going by fast.
00:52:04.000 Yes, it is.
00:52:05.000 All right, well, you set up the shit.
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00:54:13.000 She got all bandaged up.
00:54:15.000 Then when
00:54:17.000 She wanted to shower and stuff.
00:54:18.000 It had been a couple days.
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00:54:28.000 You don't need it till you need it.
00:54:32.000 Okay, do we have any calls?
00:54:34.000 I put it out on Twitter, so if we don't have any calls, our show sucks and we're losers.
00:54:38.000 We have at least one so far.
00:54:41.000 Yes!
00:54:43.000 One!
00:54:43.000 You gotta turn on your migraphone.
00:54:45.000 La migra!
00:54:46.000 La migra!
00:54:47.000 Yeah, can you guys hear me?
00:54:52.000 Yeah, I can hear you.
00:54:52.000 How you doing?
00:54:53.000 Sup?
00:54:55.000 I'm doing great.
00:54:55.000 How you guys doing?
00:54:56.000 Pretty good, dude.
00:54:57.000 I'm not doing great.
00:54:58.000 My heart is going...
00:55:04.000 A quick question for Gava, because I know you've, uh, I just became a father of my second son, and I want to get some parenting advice on how you raise your children, because you said the first one you kind of let the system raise her.
00:55:17.000 Wondering how you, I guess, implemented your ideology with the next two, right?
00:55:21.000 When you're watching TV, are you just, like, shitting, like, shitting on a program saying, look at the smoke stuff?
00:55:26.000 Do you not let them watch woke crap?
00:55:28.000 Like, how did you go about
00:55:30.000 I guess once you saw that, your daughter, you're like, I might lose this girl.
00:55:35.000 How did you go about raising your sons in the process after that?
00:55:38.000 Just so my kid doesn't turn out to be some like leftist freak.
00:55:41.000 Listen to Chris Plant in the car.
00:55:43.000 Go up, look up podcasts.
00:55:45.000 Chris Plant puts out 45 minutes a day.
00:55:47.000 When you're driving them to school, make sure that's playing.
00:55:50.000 That's how Lauren Southern got red-pilled.
00:55:51.000 Her dad would listen to conservative radio in the car.
00:55:55.000 When you're watching a movie, you don't want to ruin the movie, but make a mental note of how that's bullshit.
00:56:01.000 If they ever mention anything like the smallpox blankets, go, okay, that was a theory that someone suggested and then his superior said, nah, we're not going to get into chemical warfare.
00:56:10.000 We'll end up with smallpox.
00:56:12.000 When they talk about myths like they burned down Black Wall Street, you explain that that's a lie.
00:56:17.000 You explain that, you know, black people didn't invent the light bulb.
00:56:21.000 You got to watch it though, because if you come on too strong, they'll be like, oh, my dad's a racist.
00:56:24.000 So you've got to be sober about it, but if you just say, they'll find their way and if they want to help, if they need help, they'll come to me.
00:56:32.000 I did that with my daughter.
00:56:33.000 It was a mistake.
00:56:34.000 She just goes to someone else.
00:56:35.000 And that's the schools and the culture and, you know, rap.
00:56:39.000 So with my boys, I managed to get my boy at the last second.
00:56:42.000 And then with my 10 year old, he's like, he asks if something is woke before he sees it.
00:56:46.000 Cause he doesn't want to waste his time.
00:56:48.000 That's awesome.
00:56:50.000 The short answer is Chris Plant in the car.
00:56:53.000 And the long answer is just have your fucking radar out.
00:56:56.000 And if they talk about something like internment camps, my son brought home a book about internment camps and it's a graphic novel.
00:57:03.000 That's why he took it home because he's lazy, doesn't want to read a book.
00:57:06.000 And it was George Takai's version of what internment camps were.
00:57:09.000 And I was like, I gave him the Michelle Malkin book in defense of internment.
00:57:13.000 And I said, look, uh,
00:57:15.000 Internment camps worked.
00:57:17.000 It was war.
00:57:17.000 There were spies.
00:57:19.000 We caught a ton of spies at these camps.
00:57:21.000 You are being lied to.
00:57:23.000 And I think there's an instinct in there where they kind of like that their teachers are morons.
00:57:28.000 So they want fodder to humiliate their teachers.
00:57:35.000 Like the fucking 40 acres and a mule.
00:57:36.000 You know what that was?
00:57:37.000 That was just a random suggestion some lieutenant in the army said.
00:57:41.000 He's like, they should probably get like, I don't know, like 40 acres and a mule?
00:57:44.000 It was not a promise from the government.
00:57:47.000 And they need to know that.
00:57:48.000 These teachers don't know that.
00:57:50.000 So thanks for calling.
00:57:51.000 Yeah.
00:57:52.000 Hey, thank you.
00:57:54.000 He got the fade.
00:57:55.000 Dude, I'm not doing well.
00:57:57.000 What do you mean?
00:57:58.000 Oh, with the heart thing?
00:58:01.000 This is exactly what, uh,
00:58:04.000 Anthony described.
00:58:05.000 He said he started getting palpitations.
00:58:07.000 Pal- well it's pal- I'm not going to correct you if you're having a heart thing.
00:58:11.000 You want water?
00:58:12.000 What is it?
00:58:13.000 Paltipation?
00:58:13.000 Palpitations.
00:58:15.000 What did I say?
00:58:16.000 Palpitations.
00:58:17.000 Which would be a little different pieces.
00:58:19.000 It's a different pronunciation of an A. It's a tomato tomato.
00:58:22.000 Palpitations.
00:58:23.000 Paul.
00:58:24.000 You ever heard of Pauler?
00:58:26.000 Oh, I see.
00:58:28.000 Speaking of Pauler, do I look pale?
00:58:29.000 I don't- I guess not.
00:58:32.000 Do you want water?
00:58:38.000 Oh, you're holding your heart and everything.
00:58:39.000 Wow.
00:58:40.000 Let's get you water.
00:58:40.000 I don't want water.
00:58:50.000 It's like regular termite, but gay.
00:59:12.000 What if you lay down on that thing?
00:59:16.000 Is it that bad?
00:59:20.000 Dude, I think you're going to drive me to click.
00:59:21.000 I don't have my car.
00:59:23.000 Should I stop the stream?
00:59:29.000 We'll call an ambulance.
00:59:31.000 Okay, I'm having trouble seeing.
00:59:32.000 Alright, we'll take a seat.
00:59:36.000 Or lay down.
00:59:36.000 That's what I was thinking.
00:59:38.000 You just lay down on that thing.
00:59:41.000 Okay, uh, keep the show going.
00:59:43.000 Maybe it'll get better.
00:59:44.000 I'm gonna lie down for a bit and, I don't know, take calls or... Oh, fuck.
00:59:52.000 How's your breathing?
00:59:54.000 It's short.
00:59:56.000 Go, go, uh, end the freak part.
00:59:59.000 Alright, find the paywall and then maybe take calls or go through the notes.