Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S5E43 - MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY (Free Part)

00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!

00:00:57.000 I don't know.

00:01:33.000 What a jam!

00:01:35.000 That's not an oldie, but it's a goodie.

00:01:38.000 Judas Priest are back. 0.99

00:01:40.000 Fuckin' 60 years later? 0.97

00:01:43.000 Whenever you look up some of these bands you assume are from the 80s, Judas Priest I think were 69, as Rob Halford was 69ing. 0.98

00:01:51.000 But that's a good jam.

00:01:53.000 Play the chorus.

00:01:53.000 It's called Panic Attack.

00:02:10.000 I hear Rob Halford's autobiography has way too much gay sex. 1.00

00:02:15.000 It's only mentioned once. 0.99

00:02:19.000 But it's true, yeah.

00:02:20.000 It's too much.

00:02:23.000 This is our free show.

00:02:25.000 The first half is free, second half is behind a paywall.

00:02:27.000 Read letters, talk about stuff, take it easy.

00:02:30.000 Sometimes we just spin the god wheel and we let him decide what we choose, but we have important stuff to discuss.

00:02:39.000 You may have noticed my incredible suit I'm wearing today, which is of course Nita Fashions.

00:02:43.000 What's their schedule like?

00:02:44.000 Are they still in London and Sweden?

00:02:47.000 Well, let's see.

00:02:51.000 I was saying on Twitter today, can we just have our own things?

00:02:54.000 When I'm at the, when I'm getting fitted and I'm looking at various samples for suits we're going to have, I'm in man heaven, right?

00:03:03.000 It's a man's spa. 0.86

00:03:06.000 And then a chick walks in and I'm just like, can you not? 1.00

00:03:12.000 Can you not? 0.99

00:03:14.000 I let black people ski and swim, but I don't let women into my tailors. 1.00

00:03:19.000 God doesn't let black people swim. 1.00

00:03:22.000 So, oh, that hasn't even started yet. 0.99

00:03:23.000 Go back.

00:03:25.000 So they're in London the 24th.

00:03:29.000 So that's not for another five days.

00:03:30.000 To the 28th.

00:03:32.000 And then they're in Switzerland, Geneva, and then Zurich.

00:03:38.000 So if you're in any of those places, check them out.

00:03:40.000 I sent it over to the London Proud Boys, but they sponsored this show.

00:03:46.000 They dressed me.

00:03:47.000 And also, I'd like to thank Purple Works, which I'm on right now.

00:03:51.000 I had a cold.

00:03:52.000 I've been coughing and sneezing all week, and I didn't feel like working out until I did my Purple Works, and then I felt like working out.

00:04:00.000 It's three weeks into the new year, and you know what that means.

00:04:02.000 Millions of people who went to the gym one or two times are slinking back into their couch, eating hot chip, watching Fish Tank Live, and completely forgetting about their New Year's resolution to get fit.

00:04:13.000 What is hot chip?

00:04:15.000 That's like a meme, like girls only want to charge their phone, eat hot chip. 1.00

00:04:21.000 Are those those super spicy chips?

00:04:24.000 Yeah, it's like, well, any sort of hot chip the younger Zoomers love, I suppose. 0.98

00:04:28.000 I can picture it in my head.

00:04:30.000 Now it's not only disgusting, but very disrespectful. 0.99

00:04:33.000 For months now, I've told you how Purpleworks Pre-Workout is the best way to get you off of your ass and achieve your fitness goals for 2024. 0.98

00:04:39.000 It seems nearly impossible to take this product and not feel the need to exert yourself to an extreme degree. 0.54

00:04:44.000 Purpleworks Pre-Workout uses only the highest quality ingredients

00:04:48.000 Creatine for strength, caffeine and green tea extract for energy and focus, vitamins for muscle and tissue repair, and carnosine beta alanine for the tingles.

00:04:55.000 And I did tell you when I was visiting my folks in Orlando, where I got this head cold, my mom said I looked beefy.

00:05:03.000 And your mom knows what you look like.

00:05:05.000 Purpleworks is going to be launching a new pre-workout formula in a month or two.

00:05:08.000 If you're a fan of the current Purpleworks formula, well, heck, this might be the time to get the last batch of the original recipe.

00:05:13.000 I'm not saying the next formula will be better than an M&M blast, but I kind of am implying it.

00:05:20.000 And don't forget about their line of fine Italian coffees, ground gourmet, organic whole bean, and even organic instant coffee.

00:05:26.000 Whether you're into the French press or the bench press, Purpleworks has you covered.

00:05:31.000 Go to purpleworksnutrition.com and enter code GAVIN for 15% off.

00:05:36.000 Speaking of Gavin, I signed up for Manect because in the cameo days, I was raising money for Zenoa Kinsman and her family, John's kids, the proud boys that went to jail, and I was raking in 3K a month.

00:05:51.000 And she was living off that.

00:05:53.000 Not living off it, but you know what I mean?

00:05:54.000 It was very helpful.

00:05:55.000 I should turn off the fan.

00:05:57.000 And so I signed up for Manect.

00:06:00.000 And I'm currently at zero interest.

00:06:05.000 So, I don't know if it's the app or what, but... The app's probably broken.

00:06:09.000 Yeah, that's probably it.

00:06:11.000 I have a tech guy who's like, dude, you signed up for Minec?

00:06:15.000 That was a cancelled people cameo, which I pitched you forever ago, and you said nah.

00:06:21.000 And I'm like, yeah, I did say nah.

00:06:24.000 Zero consultations.

00:06:28.000 The reason another reason I signed up is because people go.

00:06:30.000 Oh, there's a lot of rich people to follow you They just want a one-on-one.

00:06:32.000 They don't want to have to go to a meet-and-greet and I was like, okay Let's set it up But I'm not starting a whole I wouldn't want to start a whole cameo for cancel people.

00:06:41.000 I got this business.

00:06:43.000 I Don't have any room on my plate every time someone pitches me an idea.

00:06:46.000 It's more homework for me No Like

00:06:53.000 This guy, Super Kina, he wants us to sign him. 0.99

00:06:56.000 And I go, I don't have a record label.

00:06:58.000 And he goes, start one.

00:06:59.000 And I go, dude, you're very talented.

00:07:01.000 But I had my record label days.

00:07:04.000 Like, you've got to go out on your own.

00:07:17.000 Who's that not Biggie Smalls?

00:07:19.000 That's Little-E Smalls. 0.96

00:07:21.000 Literally Little-E Smalls. 0.95

00:07:25.000 Before we... Right before we were on the air, a big thing broke.

00:07:30.000 Nikki Haley having an affair.

00:07:31.000 If you go to DailyMail.com, it's there.

00:07:33.000 I think... Is she toast?

00:07:35.000 I don't know how these things work.

00:07:38.000 I assumed Gavin Newsom was toast when he destroyed California, but nope.

00:07:41.000 He's the next president.

00:07:44.000 Nikki Haley bans DailyMail.com from all our campaign events and boots our reporter and photographer from New Hampshire meet and greet over a story about how she cheated on her husband with two different men. 0.99

00:07:53.000 They're not pulling any punches here.

00:07:57.000 I don't see any allegedly's, do you?

00:08:00.000 Lover one, lover two.

00:08:04.000 The word lover doesn't really work with men.

00:08:07.000 Hi, I was Nikki Haley's lover for a little while.

00:08:07.000 Hello, I'm a lover.

00:08:10.000 We did a lot of lovemaking.

00:08:12.000 If you go down a bit on the same home page, GOP presidential Haley did cheat on her husband with her comms consultant and a married lobbyist in steamy trysts in her Cadillac and hotels before she became governor. 0.55

00:08:26.000 Sworn affidavits and new witnesses claim.

00:08:29.000 Sworn affidavits a pretty big deal.

00:08:32.000 So this is what happens when you run for president.

00:08:36.000 Your skeletons come out. 1.00

00:08:37.000 I think it's why Michelle Obama will never run, because she has a cock. 1.00

00:08:40.000 And I think it's why Oprah will never run, because she's probably had a million lesbian orgies. 1.00

00:08:46.000 It's all coming out. 1.00

00:08:48.000 If you fucked some co-worker in the supply closet 15 years ago, it's coming out. 1.00

00:08:54.000 And shit you didn't do is coming out. 1.00

00:08:55.000 Great news. 1.00

00:08:59.000 Well, remember, what's his name? 0.99

00:09:00.000 That comedian who got in shit for grooming 14 year olds or whatever? 0.99

00:09:04.000 Oh, Chris D'Elia. 0.99

00:09:05.000 Yeah.

00:09:05.000 I think, um, Brendan Schraub just like mentioned it in front of him.

00:09:08.000 He's like, well, it's different, yo, because it's not like, you know, like some teenager that doesn't have like daddy issues and DMZ or something.

00:09:14.000 And he's like, no, but the meme was when he goes, yeah, those Snapchat conversations, people think they disappear, but they're around forever.

00:09:23.000 And then you see Chris D'Elia go,

00:09:27.000 Snapchat reaction.

00:09:29.000 But he's back.

00:09:30.000 He's uncancelled himself.

00:09:32.000 Hold on a second.

00:09:33.000 Yeah, that guy, Brian Catlin, too.

00:09:35.000 He dodged one.

00:09:36.000 The boy's mother ended up finding it.

00:09:40.000 What do you mean?

00:09:40.000 Finding it?

00:09:41.000 Snapchat goes away, right?

00:09:42.000 He probably saved it.

00:09:43.000 You can screen record, take screenshots.

00:09:46.000 You gotta know that that's gonna happen. 0.99

00:09:51.000 Some people do some crazy shit. 0.99

00:09:53.000 Hey guys, I gotta go. 0.99

00:09:55.000 I'm hearing a high-pitched screeching in my ears and you guys are coming in and out of focus.

00:10:01.000 Can you guys stop doing that?

00:10:02.000 I think I'm having excited delirium.

00:10:04.000 Can you stop multiplying and looking like ghosts?

00:10:06.000 Why are you guys in slow motion and why can't I move my arms?

00:10:10.000 Why are you guys whispering in my ear?

00:10:13.000 They're gonna know.

00:10:14.000 They're gonna find out.

00:10:15.000 They're gonna know.

00:10:17.000 Baby Monster sent in Tracy Morgan's character on Crank Anchors, which is just him, and how it sounds exactly like Eric Adams.

00:10:25.000 Yeah, they're both old-school Brooklyn guys, right?

00:10:30.000 They're both criminals. 1.00

00:10:31.000 They're both lazy criminals from Brooklyn. 0.99

00:10:34.000 How you doing, Jenny? 0.97

00:10:35.000 My name is Spoonie Love from up above.

00:10:38.000 I'm just wanting to call and inquire about your facilities.

00:10:41.000 I mean, your staff, do you have like cool people on your staff?

00:10:44.000 That's Eric Adams.

00:10:45.000 Close your eyes.

00:10:47.000 Yes, we have cool people that work here.

00:10:48.000 People that can keep secrets and stuff like that?

00:10:50.000 I'm not really sure.

00:10:53.000 They can secrete.

00:10:53.000 Do you have any do disturb signs?

00:10:57.000 We do not have signs that say do disturb.

00:11:00.000 So how do I, how am I supposed to let the mage know to come in?

00:11:05.000 You would remove your do not disturb sign and then you could let us know and we can schedule a time if that's easier.

00:11:11.000 This show is so funny.

00:11:14.000 You know what someone pointed out last night?

00:11:16.000 When he says you can secrete the drugs, he means secretly place.

00:11:22.000 So a secret is the noun, secrete is when you make something secret.

00:11:26.000 Right, right.

00:11:27.000 You secrete it, so it becomes secreted.

00:11:30.000 It's a secret now.

00:11:31.000 It's not sacred, it's secret.

00:11:32.000 A lot of his understanding of the English language is guessing.

00:11:35.000 It's like German. 0.99

00:11:36.000 Like, German just takes three words and they're like, well that's a fucking snuffin' tobacco machina. 0.99

00:11:40.000 What's that mean? 0.99

00:11:41.000 Snuff, tobacco, machine.

00:11:44.000 Uh...

00:11:49.000 Also, an important news.

00:11:50.000 You know how I feel about people who recline their seats.

00:11:54.000 It's worse.

00:11:54.000 The baby monsters are very split on it.

00:11:56.000 I'm not split. 0.99

00:11:57.000 I'm a fascist.

00:11:58.000 You may not put your seat back.

00:11:59.000 Unless it's an overnight flight or there's a baby behind you, you may not put your seat back.

00:12:04.000 And they say to this guy, put your seat back.

00:12:06.000 Put it up.

00:12:07.000 You're squishing me. 1.00

00:12:08.000 And he goes, fuck you. 1.00

00:12:10.000 And then they go, all right, you're dead. 1.00

00:12:14.000 They called him a fucking motherfucker, shit fucker. 1.00

00:12:20.000 You watch it, buddy. 1.00

00:12:24.000 They're in the air. 1.00

00:12:26.000 What bloody... What bloody shit are you yelling, you fucking head? 1.00

00:12:30.000 You stupid shit eater of fucknuts. 1.00

00:12:35.000 Hey, hey! 1.00

00:12:37.000 I'll punch your fucking shit in your head. 1.00

00:12:39.000 He's a good fighter, like the guys. 1.00

00:12:41.000 I like how he holds his opponent. 1.00

00:12:46.000 What the fuck, man? 1.00

00:12:47.000 What the fuck, man? 1.00

00:12:48.000 I'm going to the bastard? 1.00

00:12:49.000 Your mother is a donkey, you shit-bastard. 1.00

00:12:52.000 Shit-bastard? 1.00

00:12:53.000 I hate your fucking ass face. 1.00

00:13:07.000 In other ridiculous news, I was introduced to this incredible artist who lives in Newburgh, which is a pretty rough part of upstate New York. 1.00

00:13:19.000 It's kind of been forgotten.

00:13:21.000 Post-industrial, a lot of African Americans live there.

00:13:24.000 Color.

00:13:25.000 And, uh, African Americans of color.

00:13:27.000 Were you correcting me?

00:13:28.000 Yeah.

00:13:29.000 Sorry.

00:13:29.000 African Americans of color.

00:13:30.000 Allegedly.

00:13:32.000 And, uh, but...

00:13:34.000 Through it all, through the grim pollution and the abandoned town, a flower blooms.

00:13:41.000 And it is a local artist.

00:13:42.000 Look at him.

00:13:46.000 Is this a Wes Anderson film?

00:13:50.000 He's found something.

00:13:51.000 So he just seemed to be picking up random garbage, and then he turns it into these incredible sculptures.

00:13:56.000 Zoom out.

00:13:56.000 Wait, more?

00:13:56.000 I want to see his name.

00:13:57.000 Go down.

00:13:58.000 Artists feature Daniel Giordano.

00:13:59.000 So Italian, it seems.

00:14:12.000 Inspiration, source material, whether it's just like sewing machine parts that I find in the old drawers here to the stuff that I collect along the streets or the Hudson River.

00:14:25.000 So rocks?

00:14:27.000 I think all the materials, they're more significant because

00:14:31.000 They have vignettes or stories or memories attached to them.

00:14:35.000 That's why I use all these different materials.

00:14:37.000 They have a kind of potency or energy for me.

00:14:40.000 You know what's interesting about that too?

00:14:42.000 The individual trinkets that he has, they have a story behind them.

00:14:47.000 And then he puts them together and that creates a new story.

00:14:52.000 Right, Ryan?

00:14:52.000 So it's like a combination of story.

00:14:55.000 It's almost like mashups, you know?

00:14:58.000 They take this sample from this song and this sample from that song and make a new song.

00:15:01.000 He's like a girl talk physical medium. 0.99

00:15:05.000 The sum of its parts.

00:15:07.000 This is some kind of glass vessel and I filled it with these

00:15:14.000 Okay.

00:15:18.000 So, did you see that?

00:15:20.000 So the Chinese lanternfly, they're a real pest.

00:15:23.000 Haven't seen them in a while, but yeah.

00:15:24.000 They had their moment, but this is probably an old clip.

00:15:26.000 So he kills a bunch of those, and then with a caulking gun he seals them into a glass vessel of sorts.

00:15:33.000 It's possible the caulking gun also has some sort of symbolism, relevance, attachment. 0.91

00:15:40.000 Well, I think the message there was it was sort of an isolationist thing saying we don't need foreigners.

00:15:45.000 We don't need these invaders. 0.98

00:15:47.000 We want to seal them into a container.

00:15:49.000 We don't want them spreading.

00:15:51.000 Right.

00:15:52.000 Yeah, this seems a little racist, too, right here.

00:15:53.000 These are the borders that he's drawing, and as you can see, they're very contrived.

00:15:58.000 There's a lot of border going on there, and a lot of freedom.

00:16:01.000 Or that could just be a cut-up, burnt tennis ball.

00:16:04.000 Let's see.

00:16:04.000 I'm thinking a little too small.

00:16:06.000 See, this is why it's important.

00:16:08.000 This guy's obviously an art school graduate.

00:16:10.000 You need to go to art school to get the right vision.

00:16:28.000 You know, you're restricted naturally right now as an artist if you're interested in getting into art.

00:16:32.000 But when you go to art school, it sort of opens up your mind and you can create anything.

00:16:38.000 And guys, one scarf is not enough.

00:16:41.000 If you consider yourself an artist or you want to express yourself, one scarf is a starter.

00:16:47.000 It's a starter. 0.99

00:16:48.000 One is for losers, two is for fags, three scarves is a bare minimum. 1.00

00:16:54.000 I have animal components consistently in each sculpture. 0.99

00:16:58.000 I think it's just become a habit of mine.

00:17:01.000 Like what?

00:17:01.000 What would be a typical animal part?

00:17:03.000 Bison bladder.

00:17:05.000 Oh, a bison bladder. 0.99

00:17:06.000 Of course.

00:17:06.000 And I fill the bladder with urinal cake.

00:17:10.000 I ground up the urinal cake into a fine powder and I mixed it with resin and then poured it in.

00:17:16.000 So it kind of ballooned out, it reanimated an overview of the work they are.

00:17:20.000 So he brought the bison bladder back to life in many ways. 1.00

00:17:25.000 Blow that up Jamie!

00:17:26.000 Self-portrait with scratched out.

00:17:30.000 That's his, he's moisturizing face mask, ceramic nail polish, epoxy, 24 karat gold.

00:17:36.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:17:37.000 Groundhog tooth, wood, oil, clay, pigment, eye shadow, Megan Murphy, Martinez's hair.

00:17:46.000 Megan Murphy, Martinez's hair.

00:17:48.000 I'm glad we added hair at the end.

00:17:50.000 I was worried there was going to be a piece of Megan Murphy in there. 1.00

00:17:53.000 That looks exactly like him.

00:17:54.000 That's amazing.

00:17:57.000 There's one of the scarves there.

00:17:58.000 Uncanny.

00:18:00.000 Now, I know plenty about the Hudson Highlands and also Newburgh, but I can't say, and I don't want to dis-art, because I'm not an art guy.

00:18:07.000 I'm kind of a dummy.

00:18:08.000 Oh, okay. 0.96

00:18:23.000 So you'd have to be a dummy not to be blown away by those sculptures.

00:18:26.000 I would think that you need a trained eye.

00:18:28.000 But none of that really makes me feel like at home.

00:18:31.000 Like, oh, this reminds me of Newberg. 1.00

00:18:33.000 But I'm an idiot. 1.00

00:18:34.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:18:35.000 Obviously, it has viability in the free market because he's living a nice life in a big, huge... So people must be buying this.

00:18:43.000 It's beautiful.

00:18:45.000 Look at that.

00:18:46.000 That's the lantern flies.

00:18:51.000 I want these to be emblematic of Newburgh. 0.97

00:18:54.000 You're going to have to have way more black people in that. 0.98

00:18:58.000 This is made from black guys and fingernail clippings. 1.00

00:19:01.000 Here's some exciting news. 0.94

00:19:03.000 My new boyfriend, Taylor Sheridan, I mean, I was told 1833 gets way too woke to watch.

00:19:09.000 I got one episode left.

00:19:10.000 It doesn't seem too woke.

00:19:11.000 I heard Yellowstone gets super woke.

00:19:14.000 I don't know.

00:19:14.000 I never really watched it.

00:19:16.000 I'm looking forward to 1923 though.

00:19:17.000 So you're going to watch them in order?

00:19:20.000 Maybe.

00:19:21.000 Right?

00:19:21.000 That seems kind of cool.

00:19:23.000 Everybody, I think, did it the other way where they're just getting prequel, prequel, prequel.

00:19:23.000 I might.

00:19:28.000 But I was talking last week about how I wish they'd do a book like Empire of the Summer Moon, which I'm sorry, I know I keep mentioning it to death.

00:19:36.000 I wish they would do that because it shows the whites being slaughtered and no one in America knows that. 0.79

00:19:42.000 And then Serendipity. 0.78

00:19:44.000 He is.

00:19:46.000 Yellowstone's Taylor Sheridan lands something.

00:19:49.000 Empire of the Summer Moon will write and direct.

00:19:53.000 It's great because Taylor Sheridan's a great writer.

00:19:56.000 Very evocative.

00:19:57.000 And so is the whoever wrote that book.

00:19:59.000 What's his name?

00:20:00.000 Dwayne?

00:20:01.000 Jay Dwayne?

00:20:03.000 Zoom in on the book.

00:20:03.000 Gwyn.

00:20:04.000 S.C.

00:20:05.000 Gwyn.

00:20:06.000 S.C.

00:20:06.000 Gwyn.

00:20:08.000 I assume it's a dude.

00:20:10.000 Who knows these days, though?

00:20:11.000 He created those little shiny things that go on clothes.

00:20:16.000 Oh, sequins?

00:20:17.000 I believe that was him, yeah.

00:20:19.000 So zoom in on that.

00:20:24.000 This was my dream.

00:20:26.000 I feel like God is just in a real gav zone these days. 1.00

00:20:31.000 Because I said, wouldn't it be cool if a genius like Taylor Sheridan, a bonafide cowboy like Taylor Sheridan, took on a fairer book that gave the real story?

00:20:41.000 And I was actually thinking that when I was watching 1833.

00:20:44.000 I was like, good, the Indians are not these innocent little victims.

00:20:47.000 They killed a lot of whites too. 1.00

00:20:49.000 I also think as the father of Indians, I don't like the narrative of they were just pussies and they got wiped out. 1.00

00:20:55.000 No, they were our most fierce adversary ever. 0.98

00:21:01.000 Vietnam was, there's different ways to qualify how long Vietnam was, but it was really 70 to 75.

00:21:07.000 You could argue it was 25 years.

00:21:10.000 That ain't 360 years, boys.

00:21:11.000 Hesobic points this out.

00:21:16.000 Now you listen here and you listen well.

00:21:18.000 Love is love.

00:21:19.000 Love no gender, color, age, or creed.

00:21:22.000 Hate has no home here.

00:21:25.000 Yeah, that's what I heard happen in Yellowstone.

00:21:27.000 I actually don't want to start it if... They did it to Sopranos, too, right?

00:21:30.000 Sopranos wasn't woke ever, and then they had to do a woke prequel that's all about black dudes. 0.91

00:21:38.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:21:39.000 I like that movie, but it's riddled with horseshit. 1.00

00:21:42.000 It's garbage. 1.00

00:21:44.000 I like it. 1.00

00:21:45.000 And the worst part of it?

00:21:47.000 James Gandolfini's son. 1.00

00:21:53.000 Every fucking scene. 1.00

00:21:57.000 Did you just, did some chick just let you put it in her ass? 1.00

00:22:06.000 Here is totally irrelevant news that is not, shouldn't be on a news program, which I guess this is, right? 1.00

00:22:14.000 I can't believe this shit. 0.99

00:22:15.000 I've been reading about these, actually it's been exclusively women so far. 1.00

00:22:22.000 Young girls, black and white, white woman, who freeze to death and don't die. 0.75

00:22:28.000 And apparently in the biology world, stories of people surviving freezing temperatures are unusual enough to be newsworthy, but aren't exactly rare either.

00:22:38.000 In fact, medical specialists in cold climates have a saying, nobody is dead until warm and dead.

00:22:44.000 Wow.

00:22:46.000 So don't give up.

00:22:49.000 So this woman, Jean Hillard,

00:22:53.000 She was trying to reach her friend's house.

00:22:56.000 It's 22 degrees below zero.

00:22:58.000 She walks for, I don't know, two miles, they said? 0.98

00:23:03.000 She's just getting close to the house.

00:23:05.000 She collapses and freezes.

00:23:07.000 She's there.

00:23:08.000 Go back up to the story.

00:23:13.000 Friends, I was two miles away.

00:23:15.000 She collapsed 15 feet from the destination.

00:23:18.000 Six hours she's lying there as a block of solid ice.

00:23:22.000 They can't inject her with needles because the needles break because she's frozen. 0.99

00:23:28.000 So they did what they did was smart.

00:23:31.000 They slowly brought her back.

00:23:34.000 So they didn't just, like, throw her in boiling water.

00:23:37.000 They put an electric blanket on her and slowly climatized her to the environment.

00:23:42.000 And as she started to get warmer, she started to, like, blink. 0.99

00:23:46.000 And she fucking came back to life. 1.00

00:23:49.000 That's crazy. 1.00

00:23:50.000 Jesus II, the second Messiah, right here.

00:23:53.000 Look at that.

00:23:54.000 A dead piece of ice.

00:23:56.000 And now she's a hundred percent healthy.

00:23:58.000 The weird thing is when she came back, you heard that interview she did, right?

00:24:02.000 No, is this going to be a pun?

00:24:04.000 She was just obsessed with ice.

00:24:06.000 That was, she just couldn't get it off her brain.

00:24:10.000 Yeah.

00:24:10.000 Well, it doesn't don't need to put it in our brains.

00:24:22.000 What's 1-8?

00:24:23.000 Yeah, that's just more talking about it.

00:24:25.000 Gene Hillard.

00:24:30.000 Is that what David Blaine did or did he have a different trick?

00:24:37.000 The realization that extreme hypothermia isn't necessarily the end of life has become the basis of therapy in and of itself.

00:24:44.000 Under controlled conditions, lowering body temperature can cool down the metabolism and reduce the body's insatiable hunger for oxygen.

00:24:51.000 Then they have this chick. 1.00

00:24:53.000 She survived 30 minutes underwater.

00:25:01.000 30 minutes underwater.

00:25:02.000 So the person wasn't underwater.

00:25:03.000 Sorry.

00:25:04.000 This is kind of a separate subject, but still you're not breathing.

00:25:09.000 And she's not a hundred percent yet, but this is only a couple of years ago.

00:25:13.000 I wonder where she's at right now.

00:25:18.000 Does it look up her name?

00:25:20.000 Maybe there's been an update.

00:25:23.000 Tessa... Yeah, that's gonna be an easy name to Google.

00:25:27.000 Put her in the news.

00:25:28.000 Put her name in quotes, please.

00:25:31.000 And let's see what's going on with her. 0.62

00:25:36.000 I bet she's fine.

00:25:38.000 Do you believe in guardian angels?

00:25:39.000 Do we think guardian angels did this?

00:25:41.000 What?

00:25:44.000 That browser... Did you cut and paste?

00:25:47.000 Yeah, that's the name.

00:25:48.000 Did you cut and paste?

00:25:49.000 Yeah.

00:25:50.000 I cut, I pasted.

00:25:52.000 And there's no, try it without quotes.

00:25:54.000 In news.

00:25:58.000 In news, I mean in the regular search there's plenty. 0.99

00:26:01.000 Okay, it might define news as some weird garbage.

00:26:04.000 22, it's all 22, 22.

00:26:05.000 Oh, 23.

00:26:06.000 Prayers needed for a girl who drowned in 22.

00:26:08.000 Uh-oh.

00:26:10.000 Uh-oh.

00:26:11.000 Wait for Tessa to share this.

00:26:12.000 Okay.

00:26:13.000 Prayers aren't bad, I mean.

00:26:15.000 That's still a covering.

00:26:16.000 Prayers needed.

00:26:17.000 30 minutes.

00:26:20.000 Okay, she went into respiratory distress as of 2023.

00:26:25.000 Here's what we do know, her team is excellent and they're trying everything to prevent this from happening again and from Tessa getting worse.

00:26:32.000 If she were gonna have her lung collapse again.

00:26:34.000 So she had some lung collapse and a continuous bypass machine that oxygenated her blood.

00:26:44.000 Amazing.

00:26:45.000 Well, we hope she's okay and we'll be checking in on her regularly.

00:26:48.000 There's another one that's very similar to that too.

00:26:51.000 That, uh, or just a kid that needs prayers kind of story, but I've been following up with this.

00:26:57.000 I don't know who this person is that just popped up, but they replaced this baby's heart.

00:27:02.000 And, uh, yikes.

00:27:06.000 Okay, Ryan, that's totally off topic.

00:27:08.000 They do baby heart transplants all the time.

00:27:11.000 I didn't know that.

00:27:13.000 So what do they do when you don't have the heart in you?

00:27:15.000 There's just a machine that beats?

00:27:17.000 Your femoral artery goes into a machine, and that machine does the heart beating for you.

00:27:21.000 Oh my goodness.

00:27:23.000 Thanks for derailing the show again.

00:27:25.000 I saw, when I was researching this, I saw a black girl.

00:27:28.000 She was in there for 40 minutes or something, and she's okay.

00:27:31.000 Another one was in for 30 minutes and she died. 0.91

00:27:34.000 And then, I'm sorry, but they had really weird names like Zaniqua.

00:27:38.000 And I just went, ugh.

00:27:39.000 And I started looking into it more, and the mother wasn't licensed, and she drove into this freezing river, and I think she escaped and didn't get her kids.

00:27:48.000 And I was just like, I'm not including that.

00:27:50.000 We're talking about miracles here. 1.00

00:27:52.000 I don't want to get into some stupid bitch that almost killed her own kids with her own negligence. 1.00

00:27:59.000 Speaking of dead children, when the Scott Peterson thing was happening, my wife and I were completely consumed. 1.00

00:28:09.000 It actually brought us close together.

00:28:11.000 I don't remember what year it was, maybe 2002, but we would like, we wouldn't just run to the

00:28:17.000 To get the New York Post in the day.

00:28:18.000 We'd buy the National Enquirer, the New York Times, like everything.

00:28:22.000 We had to know everything about Scott Peterson.

00:28:25.000 And as a Scott Peterson expert, there is no one

00:28:29.000 Who is more guilty.

00:28:30.000 There has been no more obvious of a crime.

00:28:34.000 He's got caught having an affair.

00:28:36.000 He didn't want the baby. 0.89

00:28:38.000 He's a very low IQ dude too. 0.67

00:28:39.000 You got to think of him as just like a vapid like a moose from from Archie comics.

00:28:44.000 She her smile is just spellbinding. 0.82

00:28:47.000 I'm so mad at him for murdering her.

00:28:49.000 but they had stuff like he went fish she disappeared they found her in a bay in a tub he coincidentally didn't participate in Christmas he went fishing on December 25th as one does when they have an expectant wife and a huge family

00:29:05.000 What do you do?

00:29:06.000 You leave and go fishing in the freezing cold Modesto, California rain.

00:29:13.000 And before he had gone fishing, she's missing, by the way, while he's fishing, he went and bought cement and some buckets for cement, which coincidentally were found to use to sink the giant Tupperware container storage container that her body was put in.

00:29:30.000 He was accused of murdering her and the kid.

00:29:32.000 Canada's a double homicide.

00:29:34.000 Thank God.

00:29:35.000 There was footage.

00:29:36.000 They told him he's not a suspect anymore.

00:29:38.000 By the way, he didn't even participate in the searches.

00:29:41.000 He was just like, Lacey, I loved you or something.

00:29:45.000 Not like Lacey, I want you back or who has him.

00:29:48.000 No interest in that.

00:29:49.000 Didn't go on any of the searches.

00:29:51.000 And they have bugs in his house now.

00:29:54.000 And so while they were looking at bays that she wasn't in, they have footage of him going... Not even close.

00:30:05.000 That's the ones I'm remembering off the top of my dome from 20 years ago.

00:30:10.000 And the fact that they want to exonerate him now, they want to free him, shows you how low IQ we've become.

00:30:18.000 Just like with E. Jean Carroll, they assume we forgot what a nutbar she is because that happened a whole five years ago. 0.80

00:30:24.000 They see a guy who's a handsome chap, I'm not going to lie.

00:30:27.000 When he dyed his goatee blonde, he looked as gorgeous as me.

00:30:31.000 When he went to Mexico or tried to get to Mexico.

00:30:34.000 But the fact that we're talking about this is a great metric of the retardation of America. 1.00

00:30:40.000 Let's see what these dummies have to say. 0.98

00:30:45.000 Innocence Project.

00:30:46.000 Has the Innocence Project saved anyone innocent?

00:30:51.000 The answer to the same question.

00:30:53.000 Did you murder your wife?

00:30:55.000 No, no.

00:30:58.000 And I have absolutely nothing to do with her disappearance.

00:31:01.000 And you use the word murder, and yeah, I mean, that is a possibility.

00:31:11.000 It's not one we're ready to accept, and it creeps in my mind late at night.

00:31:15.000 Wow.

00:31:15.000 The Los Angeles Innocence Project.

00:31:18.000 You got a lint roller?

00:31:19.000 Or that suit?

00:31:23.000 What are you doing?

00:31:25.000 Her unborn child, Lacey Peterson, went missing in December 2002.

00:31:29.000 Now, her body was found about five months later, and her husband was then arrested.

00:31:34.000 Peterson was found guilty in 2004, sentenced to die the following year.

00:31:40.000 But the California Supreme Court overturned that sentence in 2020.

00:31:44.000 He was then resentenced to life in prison, and he continues to say that he is innocent.

00:31:49.000 Criminal defense attorney, Jonna Spillmore, with me now.

00:31:51.000 And, Jonna, good morning to you.

00:31:52.000 Here's a statement from Peterson's lawyer.

00:31:54.000 This is Pat Harris.

00:31:55.000 It reads, thrilled to have the incredibly skilled attorneys at the L.A.

00:31:59.000 Innocence Project and their expertise becoming involved in the efforts to prove Scott's innocence.

00:32:04.000 Now, Jonna, I ask you, you're a defense attorney.

00:32:08.000 You know the evidence against him.

00:32:10.000 They found his dead wife's body.

00:32:14.000 Let her talk, dude. 1.00

00:32:16.000 Is this a Hail Mary?

00:32:18.000 Or how can you help justify trying to prove his innocence based on DNA, which is what the Innocence Project is all about.

00:32:27.000 Scott Peterson has had a couple of failed appeals already.

00:32:30.000 So is this a long shot?

00:32:32.000 You bet.

00:32:33.000 But it's still a shot.

00:32:34.000 And here's the thing.

00:32:35.000 It's kind of a big deal because the Innocence Project doesn't simply take any case.

00:32:40.000 They usually take cases where there's some sort of forensic or scientifically backed reason to try to overturn... They're the SPLC of law.

00:32:49.000 They're the ADL.

00:32:52.000 I think I know which dots they're going to try to connect here.

00:32:55.000 If you remember 20 years ago now.

00:32:57.000 Yes.

00:32:58.000 The main theory of defense that was really cut off at the knees.

00:33:02.000 Mark Geragos was not allowed to go down this path.

00:33:04.000 But the defense was to be some other dude did this.

00:33:08.000 A third party defense.

00:33:10.000 But not just anybody.

00:33:11.000 There was some evidence that a satanic cult was running around Modesto at the time.

00:33:16.000 The police didn't go down that road.

00:33:18.000 The judge wouldn't let Mark Geragos really go down that road.

00:33:22.000 Yeah, it sounds like she's defending him.

00:33:24.000 They found Lacey's body and her son's body.

00:33:27.000 She was decapitated and her son who had, when she was missing, was eight months pregnant in her belly, her son was found a mile away from her in the San Francisco Bay.

00:33:37.000 The theory then being, how did that happen?

00:33:40.000 Was there a satanic... Her bloated body pushed it out and it was disconnected by, I don't know, fish or decay and it floated away. 0.99

00:33:51.000 This is so like you.

00:33:54.000 Satanists did it.

00:33:56.000 Okay, got it, okay.

00:33:59.000 Very well done.

00:34:00.000 Let me go back to the late great Barbara Walters interview here with Scott Peterson's parents.

00:34:05.000 This also was from 2004.

00:34:06.000 His mother likes him.

00:34:09.000 Who knew?

00:34:13.000 I couldn't believe it.

00:34:15.000 We thought they were joking.

00:34:17.000 Just disbelief.

00:34:18.000 I mean, my God, here's a missing woman and... Well, if your parents think you're innocent, you're probably innocent.

00:34:26.000 You're focusing on my son, and you should be out looking for his wife. 0.99

00:34:32.000 That's a sign of idiocracy right there. 0.91

00:34:35.000 A disturbing notice.

00:34:37.000 And if you subscribe to our network, censored.tv, for ten bucks a month or less, depending on the various coupon deals going around,

00:34:47.000 AIU.

00:34:47.000 Atheism is unstoppable.

00:34:48.000 I disagree with his views on God, but he does a great expose on the Innocence Project and all the guilty people that they have exonerated.

00:34:58.000 Like the Central Park Five.

00:35:00.000 The Central Park Five got away with basically raping a woman to death. 0.98

00:35:04.000 It's a miracle she lived. 0.61

00:35:07.000 And one of the guys has run for city council now.

00:35:10.000 He won and he's going to be in charge of the NYPD.

00:35:15.000 Because he's part of the exonerated five.

00:35:17.000 I forget what particular division. 0.99

00:35:19.000 Mental health, corruption, some fucking department. 0.99

00:35:22.000 But the fact that he has any involvement whatsoever with the NYPD is alarming. 0.99

00:35:27.000 And you can learn about that kind of stuff.

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00:37:38.000 I just burped up a Maddy's dish from last night. 0.98

00:37:42.000 I had the leftovers for lunch.

00:37:44.000 Ew.

00:37:45.000 Ew?

00:37:47.000 I mean, the burping or the fact that I had it for lunch?

00:37:50.000 Yeah, well, you know when you overeat and you have a belch and you get a little morsel of food?

00:37:55.000 You know about that.

00:37:58.000 It's fun talking to a little kid about barf.

00:38:01.000 Cause they're like, like the day after they barfed, they go, yeah, it's coming on my nose.

00:38:06.000 That's the worst part.

00:38:07.000 You got to keep your head up.

00:38:09.000 Like if you go like this, you get too much up your nose.

00:38:11.000 So I just put my head up.

00:38:12.000 Oh, it's so sad when your kid is barfing, he has food poisoning, you'll get there.

00:38:17.000 And he's like sitting with his head in the toilet and you got like a cold face cloth and you're sitting next to him and there's nothing you can do.

00:38:25.000 He's just got to barf it out.

00:38:28.000 You do learn at that point, especially with boys, how brave they are and how tough they are.

00:38:32.000 Because that feeling right before you barf is one of the worst feelings in the world.

00:38:37.000 Enough! 1.00

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00:38:43.000 But you know that I've talked about this before when you have food poisoning and you barf your guts out and you go, okay, that's it.

00:38:49.000 We're done.

00:38:50.000 And you go to bed and you feel good and you go, I barfed it all out.

00:38:53.000 It was only one barf.

00:38:54.000 Not bad for food poisoning.

00:38:56.000 And then half an hour in, you're like, I don't feel as good now as I did 30 minutes ago.

00:39:00.000 And that's a bad sign.

00:39:02.000 And then 45 minutes go by and you're like, now I feel much worse than 15 minutes ago.

00:39:07.000 I am seeing a cycle here.

00:39:10.000 And then the 10 minutes before the barf you're like maybe if I I can use like there's people who can like self-hypnotize and maybe if I use my incredible brain power I can brainwash myself into not puking and then five minutes before the barf you're like

00:39:26.000 We're done here.

00:39:27.000 I'm on the train and we're going down the station.

00:39:30.000 You might as well get up and go to the bathroom to get ready for it.

00:39:33.000 And then that first one, the 10 seconds before the first one of that.

00:39:37.000 Oh, what is worse?

00:39:42.000 And then after the first one of that session, you go, is this?

00:39:46.000 Nope, I don't feel good.

00:39:47.000 And then you have like four more.

00:39:49.000 Then you have the dry heaves.

00:39:50.000 Then you have the water dripping down, right?

00:39:52.000 And then you have a few nothings.

00:39:55.000 And then you feel good and you go back to bed and you're like, I think that's it.

00:39:59.000 And the cycle goes all night.

00:40:02.000 And it's usually 10 barfs, but you keep brainwashing yourself into thinking it's just going to be one more.

00:40:09.000 It's like women with contractions. 1.00

00:40:11.000 How did that go, by the way, with your missus and your little guy?

00:40:15.000 It went fine.

00:40:17.000 She wanted to do no... Epidural? 0.78

00:40:23.000 Yeah, epidural.

00:40:25.000 But it didn't seem possible.

00:40:26.000 It just wasn't happening.

00:40:28.000 I don't know why.

00:40:29.000 And it wasn't induced labor.

00:40:30.000 It was not.

00:40:31.000 So, it's tough.

00:40:33.000 How long was she in labor for? 1.00

00:40:35.000 Long fucking time. 1.00

00:40:36.000 I think like 24 hours or... Oof. 0.99

00:40:38.000 Yeah, it was pretty bad.

00:40:39.000 Yeah, you gotta watch with the epidural because if you do it too late, they can't push.

00:40:43.000 They don't have any... Because they're dead down there.

00:40:45.000 Right.

00:40:45.000 And they don't have any connection.

00:40:47.000 Maybe too early?

00:40:47.000 Connection to the push.

00:40:49.000 Right.

00:40:50.000 They're numb.

00:40:51.000 Yep.

00:40:52.000 But other than that, good.

00:40:56.000 Okay.

00:40:57.000 I heard you made him laugh the other day.

00:40:58.000 I did.

00:40:59.000 He finds me funny.

00:41:02.000 I've noticed kids, babies really like this sort of like,

00:41:07.000 When are you going to be going there?

00:41:08.000 Yeah.

00:41:10.000 Same as peek-a-boo.

00:41:11.000 And I think it's like, all babies know is don't abandon me, I don't want to die.

00:41:15.000 Don't poison me and don't leave me with any wolves.

00:41:17.000 Don't leave the cave.

00:41:19.000 I might freeze to death.

00:41:20.000 So this is like, I'm not here anymore.

00:41:23.000 I'm not guarding you.

00:41:24.000 Yes, I am.

00:41:26.000 And so this is just the same thing of like, well, I was wondering what you want to do.

00:41:35.000 But my baby's like a month old, and that's pretty young.

00:41:37.000 Yeah.

00:41:40.000 It wasn't a laugh, it was like a smile, like a big smile.

00:41:42.000 I think the Indians in New Mexico, I forget the tribe, is it Navajo?

00:41:48.000 That's a huge deal, the baby's first laugh.

00:41:51.000 And the one who made that baby laugh, they have a big ceremony together, where they celebrate it.

00:41:57.000 It might be like a permanent day too, like your laugh day.

00:42:00.000 But you were, everyone dresses up, and you were honoured as the person who made the kid laugh.

00:42:04.000 Navajo.

00:42:06.000 Is it Navajo? 0.52

00:42:07.000 The Navajo celebration of a baby's first laugh.

00:42:10.000 Oh, uh, hey.

00:42:11.000 When I was in Santa Fe earlier this week, I spent some time at the Museum of Indian Arts and Culture researching Native American weaving, basketry, and ceramics for the book.

00:42:23.000 Pretty much every culture on Earth makes patterns.

00:42:26.000 Oh, ho, not nay. 0.97

00:42:27.000 On walls, objects are their own bodies.

00:42:30.000 And one of the things I've been curious about is to what extent weavers and makers are aware of the structures that make patterns so universally appealing, and to what extent it's purely intuitiva.

00:42:43.000 Okatnahatnahay.

00:42:45.000 You know what Indians do when they joke around on the internet? 1.00

00:42:48.000 They'll say a joke, and you know what their punchline is?

00:42:52.000 Ayyyyyyyyy!

00:42:55.000 Like, you know in the old days with comics, the punchline would happen and then the guy would fly out of the frame, and you'd just see his feet, as he was like shot backwards?

00:43:05.000 Their version of that is, aieee, at the end of every joke. 0.89

00:43:09.000 They like their jokes.

00:43:10.000 Oh wait, here we go.

00:43:12.000 Teachers!

00:43:12.000 It's an Indian word.

00:43:13.000 We all know it.

00:43:14.000 It's universal.

00:43:15.000 You can use it in any reservation you go to.

00:43:17.000 Use it here.

00:43:18.000 Anytime you need to use it, just bust it out and you'll be in.

00:43:21.000 You'll be in the circle, in the group.

00:43:23.000 All right?

00:43:23.000 It's right here.

00:43:24.000 It's called... Is that a modern take on that?

00:43:33.000 Well, maybe I was reading I wrong.

00:43:36.000 I thought it was IE.

00:43:38.000 Yeah, it's spelled like that.

00:43:41.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:43:41.000 Yeah.

00:43:42.000 IE.

00:43:42.000 That's what I would think too.

00:43:44.000 Don't put so many E's if you don't want it to be E. Yeah.

00:43:47.000 Put one. 0.97

00:43:49.000 Jamal Bowman is fucking hitting it out of the park. 0.98

00:43:53.000 Now it's reparations. 0.99

00:43:55.000 Way to go, Karens.

00:43:58.000 Way to go.

00:44:00.000 Yep.

00:44:01.000 Rich housewives of Larchmont, who don't think that 50% tax is enough, elected this guy. 0.61

00:44:07.000 Westchesters? 0.96

00:44:07.000 I mean, there's Mount Vernon, there's Yonkers, and that's all black. 0.96

00:44:10.000 So we got all those votes.

00:44:11.000 But he needed a lot of rich white people in my neighborhood to elect him. 1.00

00:44:16.000 And he's, I think, the stupidest politician we have. 1.00

00:44:19.000 I think he's stupider than Joe Biden. 1.00

00:44:22.000 Lawmaker tabled bill, claiming the U.S. 0.99

00:44:24.000 has a moral and legal obligation to make restitution to the descendants of slaves.

00:44:28.000 Bowman believes $14 trillion should cut it.

00:44:32.000 That's about $300,000 per black.

00:44:35.000 I don't know how much the coolies are getting, the Chinese who built the railroads. 0.99

00:44:40.000 I don't know how much the Irish are getting, the white slaves who were brought here. 1.00

00:44:44.000 I don't know how much the Indians are getting.

00:44:46.000 We're told they stole all their land.

00:44:48.000 So I guess they're going to need some dough.

00:44:52.000 And guess how long these groups would keep their $14 trillion for?

00:45:00.000 Forced the government to distribute 14 trillion.

00:45:03.000 I I think our deficit is like 32 trillion right now But it was 14 trillion pretty recently and I remember thinking that's the biggest number in the world Like that no, no, no such number.

00:45:15.000 No, no numbers bigger than 14 trillion Now here it's just a bill

00:45:22.000 This is the guy who pulled the smoke alarm.

00:45:24.000 He was censored, censured, C-U-S-U-R-E, censured for that, which means nothing, and he paid a thousand dollar fine. 0.99

00:45:32.000 He's the fucking moron screaming in the house about gun violence and saying we need to make guns illegal, and citing the kids in the hood who died as examples of why guns need to be illegal, because we know those were all legal guns. 0.99

00:45:47.000 Um... 1.00

00:45:50.000 Abier Millet did a speech at Davos that you have to check out.

00:45:56.000 I'm not going to play the whole thing.

00:45:57.000 But here's the thing.

00:45:58.000 It's 23 minutes long.

00:45:59.000 It's beautiful.

00:46:01.000 It summarizes the importance of the free market and the dangers of socialism. 1.00

00:46:04.000 It's also fucking boring as shit. 0.99

00:46:10.000 He says that we have a virus here in the West and it's socialism. 1.00

00:46:14.000 Accurate.

00:46:15.000 But then he goes back, he takes Argentina, this is done with AI, he takes Argentina back to the 1500s and talks about GDP from then till now.

00:46:25.000 My guy.

00:46:26.000 Jump like a third in.

00:46:28.000 I feel like I'm at a cool lecture with a class I'm happy to take, but I still feel like I'm at school.

00:46:33.000 Yeah, no chainsaw?

00:46:36.000 If the good or service that a company offers is not desired, that company goes bankrupt unless it... So they even, like, changed his mouth to reflect the translation.

00:46:46.000 Looks like.

00:46:49.000 Oh, you're right!

00:46:50.000 That's so weird.

00:46:52.000 ...which would be referred to as, for example, a monopoly in the market economy.

00:46:58.000 This is how we have reached the point where, with different names or forms, good parts of the politically accepted offers in most Western countries... Anyway, I'd recommend you look up that speech, and if you're doing something like, I don't know, cleaning up the garage, you got something boring to do for 20 minutes, put your phone in your top pocket, play that out, it's all important information, but... Like, he's their best guy, he's their Trump, and he's so much less fun than our Trump.

00:47:25.000 And not only is our Trump light years better than their best guy, and I love Javier, don't get me wrong, but Javier was up against some normal, sane adversaries.

00:47:37.000 Trump is all of the left. 1.00

00:47:39.000 The entire DNC is all retarded liars. 1.00

00:47:42.000 Like check out this bitch making up a story about how, well, first she starts with slavery and genocide of Native Americans, of course. 1.00

00:47:50.000 That's like, for the woke left, that's like their, good morning. 0.99

00:47:55.000 Or, hello ladies and gentlemen.

00:47:57.000 But instead of that it's, the natives were killed and you made us slaves. 0.50

00:48:01.000 Any hizzle. 0.53

00:48:02.000 She pretends that when she goes in to vote, and they use a pin as ID, some redneck security guy is like, what are you doing here negro? 0.96

00:48:16.000 You don't belong here. 0.93

00:48:17.000 You must have stolen that ID.

00:48:21.000 Dude, if it was 1955 and someone did that, they'd be like, oh my God, ma'am, I'm sorry.

00:48:25.000 I'm sorry.

00:48:26.000 It won't happen again.

00:48:29.000 First of all, racism, institutional racism, is in the DNA of this country.

00:48:35.000 When you look at what has taken place, look at our Native Americans, the genocide of Native Americans, when you look at what has taken place as it relates to African Americans, the 250 years plus of enslaving African Americans, and then you look at the disparities now.

00:48:51.000 Disparities are proof of racism.

00:48:53.000 Unemployment, the wealth gap, housing.

00:48:56.000 You can't tell me that systemic racism does not exist.

00:48:59.000 It's not just a little kink.

00:49:01.000 Secondly... So wait a minute.

00:49:02.000 What about the Fields Medal in mathematics? 0.55

00:49:04.000 Blacks aren't... I don't think I've ever seen a black win the Fields Medal. 1.00

00:49:08.000 That must be a truth of... That must be a true example of racism, right?

00:49:11.000 Systemic racism.

00:49:13.000 If we don't see them win that medal.

00:49:15.000 Because it's about the outcome.

00:49:17.000 And she just said the disparity.

00:49:19.000 Racism, which is hard to address, but I'll give you one little story that shows you why we need to understand it.

00:49:25.000 I don't think she really understands racism.

00:49:28.000 I was walking from the house building on Capitol Hill.

00:49:31.000 I believe that Capitol and a man, a white guy stopped me. 0.95

00:49:35.000 This is what liars do. 0.91

00:49:56.000 Whose pen did you steal?

00:49:57.000 Now that's it, like they just steamroll over their sentence because they don't like the sentence.

00:50:01.000 And notice she didn't say capital police officer or security guard.

00:50:04.000 Like, look, this guy needs to be reprimanded.

00:50:06.000 That's terrible what he did to you.

00:50:08.000 You must be so upset.

00:50:10.000 And this is, of course, Nikki Haley said, we have too much self-loathing, ethnomassacism, I like to call it.

00:50:15.000 And this woman doesn't like that because Representative Barbara Lee's entire existence is predicated on white guilt. 1.00

00:50:23.000 If there's no racism, she's out of a job.

00:50:26.000 They have a financial incentive to not solve this problem.

00:50:33.000 So that's it for the free part of the show.

00:50:36.000 I want to get into some fun stuff, especially my pet Biden and how that relates to Trump.

00:50:43.000 But you're not allowed to see that because you're not paying.

00:50:48.000 And you miss out on so much stuff.

00:50:49.000 In fact, last week, I almost had a heart attack, right?

00:50:53.000 And then we ended the free show, and the people who paid, they got to see that I was dead and I was Skyping in from heaven, and then we talked about God and heaven, and I used my Godoogle.

00:51:05.000 There's a special Google you get in heaven.

00:51:07.000 But the freeloaders didn't get that reveal.

00:51:10.000 And you won't be getting to see the Godwheel.

00:51:14.000 The Godwheel!

00:51:15.000 Someone told me to stop doing the Godwheel because it's blasphemous.

00:51:22.000 I thought about that.

00:51:23.000 Is it blasphemous?

00:51:24.000 I'm not sure it is.

00:51:25.000 It's comedy.

00:51:27.000 I don't think that I'm God.

00:51:29.000 I think the heaven bit was literally blasphemous, but I didn't really participate too much.

00:51:35.000 Yeah, you did.

00:51:35.000 I just asked you questions and laughed when you said that there were gays in heaven.

00:51:43.000 All right, so let's go behind the paywall, folks. 0.90

00:51:45.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:51:48.000 And new subscribers, stick around.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 19, 2024

S5E43 - MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY (Free Part)

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