Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 26, 2024


S5E46 - YOU'RE MAKING ME ANGRY (FREE PART)

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Gavin McInnes
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Tucker Carlson Jump Medic Mark Norman Donald Glover Mike Ryan Katsu Rivera Harry Kondabolu Gavin McGinnis Mitch Hedberg Purple Works Carl Hart Ann Coulter Ali Khan Spider-Man Nespresso Eminem Libra Bahazani Sarvar Performance Arts Mercedes Carrera and 44 more
S5E43 - MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY (Free Part) S5E49 - MAKING JURIES GASP (FREE)

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This week on Get Off My Lawn, Gavin talks about a song from the early aughts, why he didn t go to the gym this morning, and why he thinks instant coffee should be the new M&M s. Plus, a new pre-workout formula from Purpleworks that s going to make you lose weight, improve your health, and help you lose fat. Subscribe to the podcast and get 15% off your first purchase when you enter the promo code GAVIN15 when you shop at Purpleworks Nutrition. Go to purpleworksnutrition.co/getoffmylawn and enter promo code GMGAVIN for 15% OFF your first order of instant coffee. Don t forget to use promo code GROWTH15 at checkout to save 15% on your first box of your favorite instant coffee! Get off my lawn with Gavin McGinnis! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Music on this episode was written, produced, and performed by Zapsplat, and edited by Jeff Kaale. The opinions expressed are our own, not those of our record labels. We do not own the rights to either of these songs or any other artists mentioned in the show. All credit given to artists and music used on the show is their work unless otherwise stated. If you like it, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts. and/or review us on Apple Music, and we'll be listening to it on Anchor. Thank you! Subscribe on Podulcoffee.fm/ Off The Lawn with Gavin's new album "Libra" by SONGS. Thanks! Thanks, Gavin's Dad's Day Off! and I hope you enjoy this episode is a little bit of it's gonna be a lot of fun. I'll see you next week! -Gavin's Back with Gavin on the Grounded, Gav's Back, Gave it a try. -Podcasts: Gavin's Back On My Lawn with Gav On the Lawn with Meals On The Grounded and On The Green On The Same Day -and I'll See Ya'd It's Gave It a Reviewed It Out on the Road With Me On The Road with Me on Tuesday, November 18th, 2019, 2019 Gav and I'm Working On It On Tuesday,

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis!
00:00:54.000 Nice work, kids.
00:00:57.000 Still sick?
00:00:58.000 That's Free Refills.
00:00:59.000 The song is Libra from the album I Forget.
00:01:02.000 I do forget.
00:01:03.000 I forget what it's called.
00:01:04.000 What's it called?
00:01:05.000 It should be there on the link.
00:01:07.000 Free Refills.
00:01:08.000 The song is Libra.
00:01:09.000 The album, if you zoom out, we can see what the album's called.
00:01:13.000 Raw Steak Black Coffee.
00:01:15.000 Raw Steak Black Coffee.
00:01:17.000 Great album.
00:01:18.000 Two kids from the Sacramento Bay Area, Carter Mullen and Liz.
00:01:22.000 She just wants to be known as Liz. 0.78
00:01:24.000 Two people also included in the Electronic Duo Gem Index.
00:01:28.000 They sometimes distribute music under the alternate alias Snot Rocket, R-O-K-K-I-T, taking cues from noise rock acts of the early aughts.
00:01:40.000 Huh.
00:01:40.000 Who would that be?
00:01:42.000 What?
00:01:43.000 Who are some Noah's Rock from the early aughts?
00:01:46.000 Oh, what were they called?
00:01:48.000 Explosions in the sky. 0.99
00:01:49.000 They had a cassette deck for on their album cover, Penis Balls. 0.99
00:01:56.000 Penis Balls, never heard of them. 1.00
00:01:57.000 No, that's not the name. 0.99
00:01:58.000 Gotcha.
00:01:59.000 Not the name.
00:02:00.000 I was up late last night.
00:02:01.000 I was so happy with last night's show that I had a little one man party that included dancing.
00:02:11.000 I should give dance lessons to young men.
00:02:14.000 There's that video, it's lost in time now, but it was in, I think you were in California after the Berkeley and Coulter thing.
00:02:20.000 Bedroom, electric, electric bedroom.
00:02:24.000 Sorry, keep going.
00:02:25.000 Yeah, and you were dancing in a bar, and it was like a bunch of different moves that were all good.
00:02:32.000 Yep, great moves. 0.99
00:02:33.000 And where's that vid?
00:02:35.000 Was that Berkeley?
00:02:36.000 Can you confirm that memory there?
00:02:38.000 Dancing in a bar?
00:02:39.000 Yeah.
00:02:40.000 I don't know.
00:02:41.000 Today's episode is brought to you by Purplework.
00:02:43.000 So that was a long way of saying I didn't go to the gym today.
00:02:45.000 I woke up at like 11.
00:02:46.000 It's hard to do a night show and then wake up and get to work the next day.
00:02:51.000 And go to the gym and fight, I should say.
00:02:54.000 But so I'm usually on Purple Works while I discuss Purple Works.
00:02:58.000 I'm not on Purple Works today.
00:02:59.000 Maybe you'll notice that it'll be a shitty show and you'll go, man, that guy really needs his Purple Works nutrition.
00:03:04.000 It's January 26, according to this.
00:03:06.000 Yep.
00:03:07.000 And you know what that means?
00:03:08.000 Millions of people who went to the gym one or two times are sinking back into their couch, eating Cheetos, watching Netflix.
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00:04:25.000 We gotta start employing our coffee machine, bro.
00:04:28.000 I would love that. 0.99
00:04:29.000 We're walking all the way down to that fucking bodega for a $2 coffee. 1.00
00:04:34.000 He's stupid. 1.00
00:04:35.000 I've been doing coffee at home. 1.00
00:04:37.000 I got like a gooseneck pot so you heat it up on the stove and you put on the... You ever hear of this thing?
00:04:43.000 It's a Frisbee inventor wanted to come up with a coffee maker that makes a single serving of coffee.
00:04:49.000 It's called the AeroPress.
00:04:51.000 We already have the French Press.
00:04:53.000 The AeroPress is instant.
00:04:55.000 What do you mean instant?
00:04:56.000 It's instant and it only does, it only does like one cup of coffee.
00:04:59.000 Do you know what a French press is?
00:05:01.000 Yeah.
00:05:02.000 It's one thing, you put the coffee in, you put in one coffee amount of water, it bubbles through the thing, it's instant.
00:05:09.000 Is it instant?
00:05:10.000 So you don't know what a French press is?
00:05:13.000 This is the AeroPress.
00:05:15.000 So that's what you got.
00:05:15.000 That's what I got.
00:05:17.000 Boy, you love spending money when times are tough.
00:05:19.000 This is one of the cheapest, I bought this a long time ago, and this is one of the cheapest, I think it's like $16.
00:05:23.000 And it lasts forever.
00:05:25.000 It's very durable.
00:05:26.000 So it's half the price of your cookies last night.
00:05:27.000 And it's portable.
00:05:28.000 That's correct.
00:05:29.000 I have that same pot.
00:05:31.000 That looks like way more work than, pull up a one coffee French press.
00:05:35.000 That looks like ten times the work.
00:05:39.000 Um, by the way, yesterday, what did you say about those cookies?
00:05:42.000 You said you need a receipt?
00:05:44.000 No.
00:05:45.000 Yeah, you said you gotta have receipts.
00:05:47.000 No, I said to stop and frisk.
00:05:50.000 You should, cops should be able to, in New York City, they enforce... No, no, no, this was about the cookies.
00:05:56.000 I was talking about your receipt, and you said, yeah, you gotta have receipts.
00:06:01.000 I don't remember that.
00:06:02.000 Well, definitely the context was not... Someone wrote in and pointed out that's a Mitch Hedberg bit.
00:06:07.000 Will you get your fucking hair out of your eyes, you 14-year-old kiddo? 1.00
00:06:10.000 I am going to get a haircut probably this weekend. 1.00
00:06:12.000 Well, get that out of your eyes for now.
00:06:15.000 You look like you're a 13-year-old in a band.
00:06:17.000 What's wrong with that? 0.63
00:06:18.000 That's embarrassing.
00:06:20.000 I'm actually, my band is going to California.
00:06:23.000 We're playing a couple of shows in California.
00:06:25.000 Cool.
00:06:25.000 You know where one of the gigs is?
00:06:27.000 Where?
00:06:27.000 The place where the Punch Holocaust happened.
00:06:31.000 With my broken ribs and all that, and the me and Carl fight.
00:06:34.000 Oh yeah, that weird spot in the strip mall.
00:06:37.000 The end.
00:06:38.000 The end, yes.
00:06:40.000 So Josh hooked us up with that.
00:06:41.000 Here's the French press.
00:06:45.000 It's my favorite work.
00:06:46.000 That's not what I was thinking of.
00:06:47.000 The one I'm thinking of is all steel.
00:06:50.000 An all steel one.
00:06:51.000 Yeah, what's that steel thing that the frogs use?
00:06:54.000 Oh, that's a, that expensive kettle thing, right?
00:06:58.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:59.000 Look it up.
00:06:59.000 I don't know what it's called, but I think it's Italian.
00:07:01.000 This is not exactly a helpful news show.
00:07:05.000 My point is just that's probably the most efficient way to have one cup of coffee.
00:07:10.000 It's a mocha pot. 0.99
00:07:11.000 Those, I think, are fucking expensive. 0.99
00:07:14.000 Yeah, those. 0.99
00:07:15.000 Those are expensive, I believe.
00:07:16.000 We have a big one of those and a small one of those. 1.00
00:07:18.000 But we have this stupid Nespresso at home, and I hate it. 1.00
00:07:22.000 I hate it. 1.00
00:07:23.000 The more money we get, the shittier everything becomes. 0.99
00:07:26.000 We have, like, state-of-the-art fucking dishwasher that takes two and a half hours to do the dishes. 0.98
00:07:32.000 I'll just do them, thanks. 1.00
00:07:35.000 Fucking laundry machine. 1.00
00:07:37.000 Well, it doesn't take forever, but I just bring it to the Asians. 1.00
00:07:40.000 It's much more efficient.
00:07:41.000 Dollar a pound.
00:07:43.000 And then this Nespresso, I put in the little pod, right?
00:07:46.000 It takes forever.
00:07:49.000 And then I get, I'm not exaggerating, this much coffee's at the bottom of my mug.
00:07:55.000 So now I have to boil water to dilute it into an Americano or whatever.
00:07:59.000 Oh my god. 0.99
00:08:00.000 It's like, can I just have the fucking Walmart coffee, please? 0.98
00:08:03.000 I wanted the Nespresso, but it was out of my price range, so we did this arrow. 0.99
00:08:07.000 Well, you're lucky.
00:08:08.000 Yeah, because you have to clean the tubes.
00:08:09.000 I wish I wasn't as poor as you.
00:08:10.000 Don't you have to clean the tubes? 0.99
00:08:12.000 Yeah, yeah, they don't, after a while they just fucking give up on life. 0.96
00:08:16.000 Yeah. 0.95
00:08:17.000 I saw this woman trying to clean up. 1.00
00:08:18.000 I'm getting mad actually talking about it.
00:08:19.000 I can feel rage.
00:08:20.000 Understandably so.
00:08:21.000 I think we're done with the Purple Works for the record there.
00:08:25.000 Oh yes. 1.00
00:08:27.000 Remember that fucking loser from Queens? 1.00
00:08:30.000 Archie Bunker's old neighborhood is all Indian now. 1.00
00:08:32.000 Triputti.
00:08:34.000 Oh, the way Glenn Miller played, buddy.
00:08:37.000 Bollywood, it made the hit parade.
00:08:40.000 Oh my gosh, we had it made. 1.00
00:08:42.000 Those were the days, you fucking fuck-faced cunt-bastard. 1.00
00:08:47.000 Bloody! 1.00
00:08:47.000 Fuck you, bloody! 1.00
00:08:48.000 Those were the bloody days. 1.00
00:08:51.000 Fuck you, bloody! 1.00
00:08:54.000 Fuck your bloody body, fuck. 1.00
00:08:59.000 Guys were guys and peyote larkies were peyote larkies. 1.00
00:09:02.000 Maybe you could tic-toc Valley Janta once again. 0.98
00:09:06.000 Maybe we could do with the likes of Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan again.
00:09:09.000 Elephant had eight arms and legs.
00:09:12.000 Boy, the way Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan played.
00:09:17.000 Snakes were charms and carpets were road.
00:09:22.000 Gods were elephants and kids were blue.
00:09:27.000 Those were the days, my friend. 0.99
00:09:31.000 Anyway, so he's oppressed, even though if you live in Queens and you're Indian, it's like fucking being Polish and living in Greenpoint. 0.99
00:09:38.000 You're doing okay. 1.00
00:09:40.000 Stop.
00:09:41.000 Stop. 0.99
00:09:42.000 So he cheated and he goes, all right, white people, if you shoot at their feet and say you're racist, they dance. 1.00
00:09:48.000 So I'm going to grab a gun and shoot at their feet. 0.99
00:09:51.000 So he shot at our feet and he said, you have a guy going like this on the shores. 0.98
00:09:56.000 So that guy freaked out.
00:09:58.000 He quit his job.
00:09:58.000 He stopped doing the voice of Apu.
00:10:00.000 I think they got an Indian now. 0.99
00:10:01.000 I don't fucking know. 1.00
00:10:02.000 So stupid. 1.00
00:10:05.000 Apu is a hero in the show, by the way. 1.00
00:10:07.000 He's one of the only non-retards in that show. 1.00
00:10:09.000 Look at the fucking white chief of police. 1.00
00:10:11.000 Look at the white male Homer Simpson. 1.00
00:10:13.000 They all have IQs below down syndrome.
00:10:17.000 But no, Apu has a stereotypical job, 7-Eleven.
00:10:22.000 Ergo,
00:10:24.000 He's a great example of racism. 0.60
00:10:26.000 So this guy, just like Cale Hartman's ex, that chick. 1.00
00:10:30.000 Beth Stelling. 0.99
00:10:31.000 Who raped her way, domestically abused her way into comedy by saying Cale raped her. 0.99
00:10:38.000 She's self-cast and couched. 0.99
00:10:40.000 Yeah.
00:10:42.000 And you go, OK, so comedy's racist, right?
00:10:45.000 That's the impetus for all this cheating.
00:10:47.000 And you go, well, when you get in, when you break through the glass ceiling of prejudice, I assume you're going to just take off and be incredibly successful.
00:10:57.000 So let's check in on Harry Kondabolu.
00:11:00.000 Kondabalu.
00:11:01.000 It's worse than he got replaced.
00:11:03.000 Kondabolu.
00:11:04.000 Harry Kondabolu.
00:11:06.000 He didn't even get replaced.
00:11:07.000 They just haven't wrote him any new dialogue.
00:11:08.000 So you killed Apu. 0.71
00:11:10.000 Way to go! 1.00
00:11:11.000 You fucking asshole. 1.00
00:11:12.000 And then they had the black guy replace the black guy. 1.00
00:11:15.000 Which, I don't know how that's going. 0.94
00:11:17.000 Alright, great.
00:11:18.000 Congratulations.
00:11:19.000 So, Hari cheated and got into comedy by whining about something that he was not remotely offended by, and no one else was at all, by the way.
00:11:30.000 Let's check in on him and see how he's doing in the world of comedy.
00:11:33.000 Like, recently there was a story about SunChips, right?
00:11:37.000 SunChips had biodegradable bags.
00:11:40.000 Amazing!
00:11:41.000 Stop.
00:11:43.000 Corporate responsibility.
00:11:47.000 This is a thing with people who pretend to care about the environment. 0.97
00:11:51.000 They worry about garbage.
00:11:53.000 Okay, I understand if we're talking about it in the nation's rivers and oceans.
00:12:00.000 That's not us.
00:12:01.000 We're responsible for maybe one or two percent of the plastic floating around in the sea.
00:12:06.000 That's all Southeast Asia. 0.98
00:12:08.000 That's all your people, basically.
00:12:10.000 So, I'm not apologizing for that. 0.57
00:12:13.000 The second thing, and I've said this a million times, people who pretend to care about environmentalism, garbage is not bad for the environment. 0.99
00:12:21.000 I don't give a fuck if a bag takes 400 years to biodegrade. 0.98
00:12:25.000 It's just, so does a rock. 0.99
00:12:28.000 It came from the ground, it's back in the ground.
00:12:29.000 Landfills are great for the environment.
00:12:32.000 If you take a dishwasher and you push it off a canoe in the middle of a lake, it's just a house for fish.
00:12:37.000 It's not bad.
00:12:39.000 And every day they have Earth Day up in Westchester.
00:12:42.000 Every day, every year.
00:12:44.000 And these people go, I want to save the environment.
00:12:45.000 So what do they do?
00:12:46.000 They walk around with contractor bags.
00:12:48.000 So they're purchasing more plastic, by the way.
00:12:51.000 These are the people who want to stop oil.
00:12:53.000 That's what a contractor bag is.
00:12:55.000 And then they go and pick up, like, one bag of chips.
00:12:58.000 Because Westchester is so overfunded with tax that there's already 600 people working in the park doing maintenance, picking up garbage.
00:13:04.000 So they pick up a bag of chips, put it in a contractor bag.
00:13:06.000 There, I saved the environment.
00:13:09.000 Why?
00:13:09.000 Like, you should be forced to prove your logic when you say, we need biodegradability.
00:13:16.000 What's the matter with plastic straws?
00:13:17.000 Oh, they get caught in a turtle's nose.
00:13:19.000 Not my plastic straws.
00:13:21.000 Long Pakdaks plastic straws. 1.00
00:13:24.000 What was the word we realized sounded like a Cambodian name last night?
00:13:31.000 I forgot it was good though.
00:13:32.000 Okay, so let's hear his.
00:13:34.000 And the reason I interrupt this bit is because I've noticed low IQ comedians, they start with these premises and they don't know what they're doing.
00:13:41.000 Like we just discussed the other day, the whole immigrants are doing jobs Americans won't do. 1.00
00:13:46.000 They're at like day one of the argument.
00:13:49.000 And I've been there too when I was 18.
00:13:50.000 I used to say that.
00:13:52.000 I used to say we're a nation of immigrants.
00:13:54.000 I used to say we need biodegradable things.
00:13:56.000 I used to believe in recycling when I was 17.
00:13:58.000 And then I looked into it.
00:13:59.000 Responsibility.
00:14:03.000 It shows that they want to save the planet.
00:14:04.000 Fantastic.
00:14:05.000 But then people started complaining that the bags were too noisy.
00:14:11.000 So then, they got rid of the biodegradable bags.
00:14:15.000 Do you know what else makes a lot of noise?
00:14:17.000 The end of the world!
00:14:19.000 What the hell is wrong with everybody?
00:14:23.000 Look at the size of that stadium.
00:14:26.000 That venue.
00:14:28.000 I hate to say it, but this is an old clip.
00:14:30.000 They posted this seven weeks ago.
00:14:32.000 They're just drudging his old material up.
00:14:34.000 Well, that's the other point.
00:14:35.000 These are his slam dunks.
00:14:37.000 This is post-Apoo.
00:14:38.000 No one had heard of him before, Apoo.
00:14:40.000 But these are his slam dunks.
00:14:42.000 Like you're seeing his Mitch Hedberg donut receipt.
00:14:45.000 This isn't a random thing.
00:14:46.000 I didn't go searching for his worst joke.
00:14:48.000 That's his best joke.
00:14:50.000 That's his recent viral hit.
00:14:53.000 It looks like he's got a lot of donut receipts at his house. 1.00
00:14:57.000 This fucking, and another one of these, oh god I have a kid, save me. 1.00
00:15:00.000 Oy vey, my baby! 1.00
00:15:02.000 Do they all have to do this?
00:15:03.000 Natasha Leggero, this guy, I mean is there anybody happily?
00:15:07.000 Well comedians are all megalomaniacs and everyone with their first kid thinks that they've changed the world and they're their parents.
00:15:13.000 You're not a parent if you have one kid. 1.00
00:15:16.000 One is for losers, two is for fags, three is a bare minimum. 1.00
00:15:21.000 I don't like how, I'd rather be a loser than a fag, but here I am with two kids. 1.00
00:15:26.000 So I guess. 1.00
00:15:27.000 You're a fag. 1.00
00:15:28.000 That sucks worse. 1.00
00:15:29.000 How is that good though? 0.98
00:15:31.000 Well, just get a third one and we can, we can talk.
00:15:35.000 This is a weird and annoying thing that I don't like.
00:15:38.000 Mark Norman's doing his thing.
00:15:41.000 And, uh, something weird goes on stage and I'm like, this is either a terrorist attack and someone threatened to blow up the place, which is bad.
00:15:49.000 Or it's some dumb prank that's just wasting everyone's time and stressing everyone out on their night off.
00:15:57.000 They pay for tickets. 0.56
00:15:59.000 Have you seen this yet?
00:16:00.000 This was big yesterday.
00:16:02.000 I had the same exact theory, too.
00:16:03.000 I'm not talking to you.
00:16:04.000 I'm talking to the world.
00:16:06.000 Have you seen this, folks?
00:16:08.000 OK.
00:16:09.000 All right.
00:16:09.000 Uh-oh.
00:16:10.000 Oh, jeez.
00:16:10.000 Hey, how are you?
00:16:11.000 What, have we got a migrant here? 0.97
00:16:13.000 Hey, what's going on?
00:16:14.000 Oh, jeez.
00:16:15.000 Everything all right?
00:16:17.000 Just want to make sure everybody's good here.
00:16:19.000 This is the state of performance art and pranks?
00:16:50.000 Okay.
00:16:51.000 Now if this next woman is acting, she's a good actor. 1.00
00:16:56.000 She's pretending to be terr- uh, scared.
00:16:58.000 I can see your mouse.
00:16:59.000 Have you noticed women and their cell phones are an appendage now? 1.00
00:17:21.000 That's how short people talk.
00:17:23.000 Short people have gestures.
00:17:30.000 Alright, so Ryan has his ear to the ground on the millennial comedy scene. 0.99
00:17:33.000 What the fuck was that? 0.99
00:17:35.000 Uh, yeah. 0.99
00:17:36.000 So there's this, uh, guy who, on the, uh, on Twitter, he, uh, goes around and provides context for clips and stuff like that.
00:17:44.000 That's all he does.
00:17:44.000 He's like a human, uh, community notes.
00:17:46.000 And, uh, he left us with this ear. 0.90
00:17:49.000 Is he black?
00:17:51.000 I believe so.
00:17:52.000 I have trouble seeing him.
00:17:53.000 Tiffy.
00:17:54.000 Hello.
00:17:55.000 I try to examine viral videos for voodoo. 0.98
00:18:00.000 This is performance voodoo.
00:18:03.000 Zero voodoo detected in this clip, but thanks for looking out.
00:18:06.000 Dude, at my gym, there's a guy from Africa, like an actual African immigrant guy.
00:18:13.000 Yeah, I know what that means, guy from Africa.
00:18:15.000 You don't have to... What do you think I might misinterpret?
00:18:18.000 Well, you mean like a black guy from Brooklyn?
00:18:21.000 Oh, good.
00:18:22.000 Mr. Clarity over here.
00:18:23.000 Good.
00:18:23.000 You know, Jay-Z, that guy from Africa.
00:18:26.000 Wow.
00:18:27.000 Comedy!
00:18:29.000 And then there's a guy, just a regular black guy, one of them is named Mike, and the other one is named Kamdahir. 0.52
00:18:37.000 Guess which one has, I'll give you a hint, the guy from Africa's name is Mike.
00:18:43.000 Isn't that funny? 0.95
00:18:44.000 One's trying to be more American, the other's trying to be more fuckin', I saw a guy today on the street, this is gonna sound prejudiced, and he had those, that Muslim dress thing where the shirt goes to your ankles, 0.99
00:18:55.000 And I pussied out, but I just felt like going, get some fucking pants. 0.99
00:19:00.000 Why? 0.99
00:19:01.000 But there's a logic behind it.
00:19:02.000 You go to Luton, you go to Birmingham, and you see nothing but those shirts.
00:19:06.000 I want to nip it in the bud. 0.99
00:19:08.000 If it was just a one-off and it was like a Scottish guy wearing a kilt at a wedding, obviously no one gives a shit. 0.99
00:19:14.000 But it's indicative of a pattern, and that is a total takeover. 0.99
00:19:19.000 So the second you see them comfortable in those dumb shirts, and those were invented because the desert gets hot. 0.99
00:19:26.000 Lahore, Pakistan is toasty, so you want to be able to have your balls breathe. 1.00
00:19:31.000 He's freezing. 1.00
00:19:32.000 So he's got the dumb hot dress on and then like a parka and a hat and like woolly fucking socks and... Ugh. 1.00
00:19:42.000 Surprising. 1.00
00:19:42.000 It's not our greatest strength. 1.00
00:19:45.000 So yeah, he says that the incident began with a man jumping in the lava.
00:19:49.000 Norman later posts on Instagram clarifying that no one was harmed and the disruption was a planned surprise by the show's producers.
00:19:55.000 Specifically mentioning the entity called HiHi.
00:19:58.000 This group HiHi seems to be involved in creating viral incidents for online attention as suggested by their social media activity related to various things.
00:20:05.000 And then the somewhere in here it says the venue also confirmed that that was just a little prank.
00:20:10.000 But Performance Arts should have a point.
00:20:13.000 What's the point of this?
00:20:14.000 Wasting our time?
00:20:16.000 This is New York City.
00:20:17.000 Joe Coleman used to eat rats on stage.
00:20:21.000 He would put firecrackers all over his body and light them up.
00:20:25.000 That's what we're working with here.
00:20:26.000 That's the base level. 1.00
00:20:27.000 Gigi Allen would rub shit all over himself and threaten to kill himself on stage. 1.00
00:20:33.000 The bar is at that stage. 1.00
00:20:37.000 And you just like delay it.
00:20:38.000 Mark Norman, you want to be controversial? 1.00
00:20:41.000 Have someone get on stage and beat the shit out of you. 1.00
00:20:43.000 Break your nose. 1.00
00:20:44.000 Have blood on the stage. 0.94
00:20:48.000 That's interesting.
00:20:50.000 HiHi posting footage of them putting the stage rusher into their cars.
00:20:54.000 That's not interesting.
00:20:56.000 At all.
00:21:00.000 What's that now?
00:21:02.000 Furries?
00:21:05.000 Oh, this is a bunch of their... Oh, they broke a thing?
00:21:13.000 What's their deal, man?
00:21:14.000 They broke a super expensive display case?
00:21:17.000 Yeah, that was a nothing, though.
00:21:19.000 Like, nothing happened.
00:21:20.000 It wasn't... Go to Drag Queen Story Hour, please! 1.00
00:21:23.000 Go to Drag Queen Story Hour with strap-ons on.
00:21:26.000 That's interesting.
00:21:27.000 That has a point.
00:21:28.000 There's a message there.
00:21:32.000 Yuck! 0.98
00:21:33.000 Yeah, nothing came of that.
00:21:34.000 Like, it wasn't... You know what came of that?
00:21:38.000 People thinking that there was gonna be a shooting in there.
00:21:40.000 Like, that's literally what I thought.
00:21:41.000 Right, yeah.
00:21:41.000 So that's not cool.
00:21:42.000 Because there are shootings.
00:21:43.000 Like this one, no one's talking about this one, 1-5.
00:21:45.000 You have to skip one.
00:21:48.000 This guy, part of our diversity of strength here,
00:21:53.000 He released this retard manifesto that's just like a bunch of motherhood statements, like inflation's out of control, pollution. 0.99
00:22:00.000 He doesn't like the terrorism and what he calls terrorism in Gaza. 0.85
00:22:05.000 The rest of the video addressed a disjointed series of topics including corruption, inflation, immigration, the cost of housing, the wokeism disease, and the genocide that's going on in Gaza and throughout the world. 0.54
00:22:15.000 Okay, so you don't like a bunch of stuff that everyone doesn't like.
00:22:19.000 Do you think this is going to get the politicians to get on it?
00:22:23.000 He comes in.
00:22:24.000 He is a security guard. 1.00
00:22:26.000 He's like from Azerbaijan or some shit. 1.00
00:22:33.000 So he's shooting. 0.99
00:22:34.000 I don't think anyone was hurt.
00:22:38.000 And then he takes off that outfit and then puts on a different one.
00:22:43.000 This is the same day that Tucker was giving a talk.
00:22:46.000 Go to 1-6 though, he's got an annoying immigrant name. 1.00
00:22:52.000 I like it, just call yourself Mike.
00:22:54.000 Yeah, Behzani Sarvar.
00:22:58.000 Of course it's Canadian media, so getting his ethnicity and his motive takes 142 paragraphs.
00:23:05.000 This is why people go to Twitter for news, and this is why the digital media is tanking hard.
00:23:11.000 Taylor Lorenz put up a post about how everyone's getting fired. 1.00
00:23:14.000 Yeah, because you suck. 0.99
00:23:16.000 Look, go to this opening paragraph. 1.00
00:23:18.000 I bet it'll reek.
00:23:21.000 The man accused of firing a rifle and lobbing firebombs in Edmonton made his first court appearance Thursday.
00:23:27.000 Bazani Sarvar was briefly in the Alberta Court of Justice.
00:23:31.000 He wore orange, black, blah, blah, blah.
00:23:32.000 Good morning, Your Honor.
00:23:33.000 So he was nice.
00:23:34.000 Where's he from?
00:23:34.000 Oh, he's a Canadian national.
00:23:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:23:37.000 Where's he from?
00:23:39.000 Keep going.
00:23:42.000 As far as facing six charges, two-day City Hall attack, blah blah blah.
00:23:46.000 Arlington Police, the Canadian Court of... blah blah blah.
00:23:49.000 Survivor appears to be the same man in manifesto video.
00:23:52.000 Yeah, we know.
00:23:53.000 That's a given.
00:23:54.000 The video title, Rise Up, shows a man in the driver's seat of the car.
00:23:57.000 Blah blah blah.
00:24:00.000 No information.
00:24:00.000 The rest of the video... This is all stuff that I knew by looking at the video.
00:24:04.000 I just read that one.
00:24:05.000 Keep going down.
00:24:08.000 The rest, uh, Abraham said he has spoken with Savar for all of 10 minutes.
00:24:13.000 He's not yet been formally designated as Savar's legal counsel.
00:24:16.000 Court records.
00:24:16.000 Look, I like how the, the legal counsel is also an immigrant.
00:24:20.000 Is there, are there any Canadians left in that country?
00:24:23.000 Court records show Savar lived in a Clearview apartment.
00:24:25.000 No information, no information, no information, no information.
00:24:30.000 Look up his last name.
00:24:31.000 What is that?
00:24:34.000 Of course you got to go to Twitter for all this information.
00:24:36.000 You don't get anything from the news ever.
00:24:39.000 I keep using this example, that stabbing in Ireland, where they go, Irish national involved in knife attack.
00:24:44.000 What does that mean?
00:24:45.000 And then you look it up on Twitter.
00:24:46.000 Oh, he stabbed a little kid.
00:24:48.000 And, uh, what do we have?
00:24:51.000 French surname?
00:24:52.000 No.
00:24:57.000 No further ahead.
00:24:58.000 I guess it's my job to be telling you that.
00:25:01.000 So I thought that was interesting that it happened these very same evening that a dude was, that Tucker Carlson was doing a talk there.
00:25:10.000 I had a friend, by the way, family friend go, hey, hey Gavin, we got tickets to see Tucker tonight in, sorry, tomorrow night in Edmonton if you want to grab a last-minute flight.
00:25:20.000 What?
00:25:22.000 I'm going to fly, I'm going to spend $700 to fly 10 hours, there's no direct flights, to go see Tucker, who I've had dinner with a million times.
00:25:30.000 And then I realized, oh, you wanted me to introduce you.
00:25:33.000 Because some rich guy got you the tickets and you thought that might be an in.
00:25:39.000 No.
00:25:40.000 But anyway, so I think that's why he did it.
00:25:42.000 He thought Edmonton had all eyes are on Edmonton today.
00:25:45.000 I'm gonna use this to gripe about inflation.
00:25:50.000 You saw that Tucker made a call to Trudeau's office?
00:25:53.000 Yes, yes.
00:25:54.000 So, Tucker's talk was brilliant, though.
00:25:56.000 He talked about medically-assisted death.
00:25:58.000 He goes, isn't it funny how they're pushing that on Canadian citizens and not so much on immigrants?
00:26:04.000 If you're killing 50,000 of your citizens, and the government's doing that with medically-assisted death, I call it MAD, and a lot of them are not actually terminally ill, they're just sad, the government is encouraging just Canadians, basically. 0.68
00:26:15.000 Click on that.
00:26:16.000 It's kind of long, but we'll see.
00:26:24.000 And the government is encouraging them to submit to being killed by the government.
00:26:28.000 And then we'll release the recent statistics.
00:26:31.000 Like, what is that?
00:26:33.000 What is that?
00:26:35.000 Yeah, it's genocide.
00:26:35.000 That's exactly what it is.
00:26:37.000 It's killing large groups of people.
00:26:38.000 And who are those people, by the way?
00:26:39.000 We don't know.
00:26:40.000 We don't know.
00:26:40.000 This government has released a stat.
00:26:42.000 What percentage of those are born in Canada?
00:26:44.000 I bet right around 100%.
00:26:46.000 So if you're a government, you have the duty to your citizens, people who are from here, people whose ancestors built the place, not exclusively to them, but primarily to them, to your citizens.
00:26:54.000 Like, why else do you exist except to serve your citizens?
00:26:57.000 And if you're targeting your citizens, how many people who arrived in Canada in the last 10 years have opted into the MAID program?
00:27:02.000 I don't know the answer, I'd better answer it.
00:27:04.000 That's all people who are from here.
00:27:06.000 Another government brags, oh, we're safe from money, because they died.
00:27:11.000 That's the darkest thing I can imagine.
00:27:12.000 I bet there's zero conversation about that in this country, because I know this country, and I know what it's like.
00:27:16.000 It's too horrible.
00:27:17.000 No one wants to talk about it.
00:27:18.000 You should talk about it.
00:27:19.000 But more than anything, you should internalize the message of that, which is they hate me.
00:27:23.000 They hate me to the point they're willing to kill me, which they are.
00:27:27.000 And the third thing is, notice the erosion of your most basic civil liberties, not the ones granted to you by the crown, but the ones granted to you by God.
00:27:36.000 And those would include the freedom of speech.
00:27:38.000 All right, you get the idea.
00:27:41.000 I think this guy's going for VP.
00:27:45.000 But you're never going to be a VP if you're a white male and the P is a white male.
00:27:49.000 Mark my words.
00:27:51.000 From now on, you will never see a white, straight male P and VP.
00:27:56.000 Never again till the sun burns out.
00:27:59.000 I think 400 billion years we're going for.
00:28:02.000 Breaking news.
00:28:04.000 Apparently, people have sussed out that maybe Donald Glover is behind this.
00:28:09.000 Oh, that's why they did it, because a cool black guy said let's do this.
00:28:13.000 A guerrilla marketing campaign for Glover's upcoming Amazon series. 1.00
00:28:17.000 What an annoying fuck. 1.00
00:28:18.000 And then hi-hi. 1.00
00:28:19.000 I hate that guy. 0.97
00:28:20.000 I really don't like that guy at all. 0.99
00:28:22.000 Mediocre comedian, fairly talented, slightly above average.
00:28:27.000 His career takes off.
00:28:28.000 He whines about Jon Stewart being racist towards him. 0.99
00:28:32.000 Then he's the genius in that stupid Mars movie where he's up all night scratching his head doing algorithms. 1.00
00:28:39.000 It's so embarrassing. 1.00
00:28:41.000 And now he's bullying fucking ethno masochistic cucks to ruin their shows for him. 0.99
00:28:50.000 You might have missed it, but in Spider-Man, uh, he played some role where he was like, you know, a wise dude who's just kind of like overt. 0.99
00:28:58.000 He's just like, Hey man, let me tell you something about being Spider-Man.
00:29:03.000 Because he wanted to be Spider-Man and then he never got casted for it.
00:29:09.000 And that's in what movie?
00:29:11.000 One of the new... I get them all confused.
00:29:13.000 They're all like the same movie.
00:29:14.000 But it is a Spider-Man movie.
00:29:16.000 Like the multiverse or whatever?
00:29:19.000 No, no, I don't care. 0.99
00:29:19.000 I don't fucking care. 0.99
00:29:20.000 I'm getting mad. 0.99
00:29:22.000 See, apparently he's behind that.
00:29:23.000 He's behind the furries at the NBA game and all the other stuff here.
00:29:28.000 Like, you gotta understand, post-Jackass, post-Sasha Baron Cohen, post-Brass Eye, if you're going for pranks, you're taking on, it's like getting into prog rock.
00:29:28.000 Donald Glover.
00:29:39.000 I'm not gonna pick up a guitar and start doing prog rock.
00:29:43.000 I gotta learn a lot of solos. 0.99
00:29:46.000 I'm up against fucking Grateful Dead. 0.99
00:29:49.000 I hate those bands, don't get me wrong. 0.99
00:29:50.000 But I'm not going to lie, I'm not going to deny it's hard to play guitar in a prog rock band.
00:29:54.000 I'm not going to take on Neil Peart.
00:29:57.000 But you just cancelled a show?
00:29:59.000 Alright, way to go.
00:30:03.000 He's now remaking Mr. and Mrs. Smith because that that did need to be remade.
00:30:08.000 Oh, yeah, it's about time.
00:30:09.000 Well, I'm just happy to hear that that Blackish guy is redoing It's a Wonderful Life because how many times have you seen It's a Wonderful Life and just seen like Jimmy Cagney or whatever his name is and Jimmy Stewart?
00:30:22.000 Yeah, and just been like Why aren't you black?
00:30:27.000 It's black and white already
00:30:29.000 Or Wizard of Oz.
00:30:31.000 That needs to take place in Compton.
00:30:33.000 Wizard of Oz has already been blackified.
00:30:35.000 Did you not notice?
00:30:35.000 Yes.
00:30:36.000 Did you not see Michael Jackson dancing around as a scarecrow?
00:30:39.000 Yeah, but he looks white.
00:30:41.000 Maybe he was a lion.
00:30:42.000 Oh, this looks good.
00:30:44.000 I take everything I say back.
00:30:45.000 Donald Glover, this looks pretty dope. 0.99
00:30:48.000 What the fuck is that? 0.99
00:30:49.000 I don't know anything about his background, but he seems very middle class, raised by a white mom. 1.00
00:30:57.000 Seems very Indiana.
00:30:59.000 And then just like Jordan Peele who grew up at hippie schools in Manhattan where they have an organic garden on the roof.
00:31:05.000 All of a sudden he's like, yo man.
00:31:08.000 Even Drake.
00:31:09.000 He's a Jew from Toronto.
00:31:12.000 And he's like, y'all man, I ain't nobody's.
00:31:15.000 Dave Chappelle's another one. 0.71
00:31:16.000 There's a lot of black wiggers. 1.00
00:31:18.000 They take themselves too seriously. 0.98
00:31:20.000 In pop culture these days.
00:31:21.000 Like Donald Trump used to be like, hey, hi. 0.97
00:31:24.000 He was all fun and gay and weird. 1.00
00:31:26.000 He's like, I don't really want to talk. 0.83
00:31:26.000 And now he's like this. 0.83
00:31:28.000 Even Eminem. 0.90
00:31:29.000 Eminem started as a goofball guy.
00:31:31.000 Hey, I'm a Slim Shady and I like girls. 1.00
00:31:33.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:31:35.000 And then he's like, yo, man, that guy's a homosexual, man. 1.00
00:31:39.000 I'm a badass. 1.00
00:31:40.000 Look at this smoky-eyed faggot. 1.00
00:31:42.000 Oh my god, with his plastic surgery and his beard dyed. 1.00
00:31:45.000 Dude, I feel like everyone's dad and all my kids have let me down. 1.00
00:31:53.000 Shut up with your face, dude. 1.00
00:31:58.000 Actually, that's kind of cool. 1.00
00:31:59.000 You might want to stick with that.
00:32:01.000 Tim was onto something.
00:32:03.000 Yeah, look at this.
00:32:05.000 This is how it started.
00:32:06.000 Hey guys, what's up?
00:32:08.000 And then it's like, hello.
00:32:10.000 Hello.
00:32:11.000 I'm wind but choclified.
00:32:14.000 I'm the god of chocolate wind.
00:32:16.000 I'm father ain't got no time for that.
00:32:19.000 That might be 60 bucks.
00:32:23.000 Nice.
00:32:24.000 I don't count that as a pun.
00:32:26.000 Alright.
00:32:27.000 Jump medic.
00:32:29.000 I have so much rage in me.
00:32:32.000 Maybe it's because I didn't eat lunch today, but all these things make me so sincerely angry.
00:32:37.000 You're hangry.
00:32:37.000 I got some chips if you want.
00:32:39.000 You know what?
00:32:40.000 I'm just gonna add one more just to really piss me off.
00:32:42.000 Dude17.
00:32:42.000 I don't know if I showed this already, but you know how I feel about bike races.
00:32:47.000 I could give less of a shit about a bicycle marathon, but I respect my fellow human being, and I know these guys trained for this for weeks, and then some fucking moron doesn't get the basics of crossing the road. 0.99
00:32:59.000 What are you, a chicken in a joke? 1.00
00:33:05.000 Take him out. 1.00
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00:33:07.000 You should be coming. 1.00
00:33:09.000 Ah, fuck you. 1.00
00:33:10.000 The guy goes like this. 1.00
00:33:12.000 Ah, forget you.
00:33:14.000 He should have just... You're obviously in great shape.
00:33:16.000 You have great cardio, which is one of the hardest parts of fighting, is not getting gassed out. 0.97
00:33:21.000 Annihilate him!
00:33:23.000 You got the gloves on, probably with the knuckle things and everything. 0.99
00:33:26.000 You got a helmet on.
00:33:27.000 He's not gonna knock you out. 1.00
00:33:31.000 Go fucking break all his ribs. 1.00
00:33:33.000 Look at that! 1.00
00:33:34.000 Did you just go Scottish in anger?
00:33:37.000 In everything.
00:33:38.000 That's Irish.
00:33:40.000 Don't go Scottish in anger.
00:33:42.000 Don't you worry.
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00:36:01.000 Have it in your boot.
00:36:03.000 Dry as a bone.
00:36:05.000 Told my daughter when she was like four, the way you know if a plant needs watering is you just stick your finger in the dirt.
00:36:11.000 And if it's dry, we better get water fast.
00:36:13.000 If it feels moist, don't water it.
00:36:15.000 You're over watering it.
00:36:16.000 And I just, when she was like four, she puts her finger in and she just walks away going, dry as a bone.
00:36:23.000 Now, this was what, 13 years ago.
00:36:25.000 And now every time I'm watering the plants, I'm like, dry as a bone. 0.61
00:36:30.000 Last night my daughter wakes up so I go in there to like lay down with her so she falls back to sleep and she's like up and wired and I'm like oh shit and I'm not I'd like to sleep and then she's like she like sits up and she starts like rubbing my chest and she's like I give you a gassage. 0.97
00:36:45.000 Like a mommy gave you gassage. 0.87
00:36:47.000 I was like thank you.
00:36:48.000 Oh so she speaks Japanese.
00:36:50.000 Gassage.
00:36:51.000 Give a good gassage.
00:36:54.000 So we're bitching about immigration.
00:36:57.000 We're saying it's ruining Canada and it links to that euthanasia, not youth in Asia, but the euthanasia going on in Canada where they're just murdering everyone who's having a bad day and replacing them with immigrants who have already experienced bad days and I hope are happy to be there, although judging by the shoot-em-out on the, whenever it was, the 24th, some of them are not happy there. 0.86
00:37:25.000 I have a new pet peeve and it's e-bikes.
00:37:28.000 They are the four horsemen of the apocalypse combined.
00:37:31.000 Oh, here we go.
00:37:32.000 They're starting fires in these apartment buildings where there's like 10 of them per room.
00:37:37.000 They're not licensed.
00:37:38.000 They're smashing into people.
00:37:40.000 They don't have lights on.
00:37:42.000 They don't seem to have any self-worth.
00:37:43.000 They don't seem to care whether they live or die.
00:37:46.000 My eyeballs in New York City see about half Asian and half of them are Hispanic. 0.99
00:37:52.000 They're all new immigrants, and I don't like people ordering food The prices are insane you get you get a fucking seven wings for 25 bucks, and you leave a $5 tip you're paying $30 for you're paying $4 a wing 1.00
00:38:10.000 Three dollars a wing. 0.98
00:38:12.000 And it just, it's the death of a city.
00:38:15.000 City culture is going out.
00:38:17.000 It's going to the market, getting a tomato, it's going out for dinner, it's walking around.
00:38:21.000 Even at lunch at work, you go walk down to the bodega, you go walking, clear your head for a second, get away from screens.
00:38:28.000 This ordering Uber Eats and getting it at your desk.
00:38:30.000 Or seven o'clock in New York City, Manhattan, 1.00
00:38:36.000 Is nothing but these assholes with the hand coverings on their bikes. 0.99
00:38:41.000 Go to my Twitter and you can see them. 1.00
00:38:43.000 It was in a post recently and they just, they don't, you look in their eyes you see no soul and they dominate the streets.
00:38:51.000 It's de Blasio's fault.
00:38:52.000 De Blasio said it worked in Amsterdam.
00:38:54.000 I talked about this the other day.
00:38:56.000 I don't believe him that it worked in Amsterdam.
00:38:58.000 And I told you that when I was in Paris, it's just nothing but delivery bikes.
00:39:02.000 And it's not just the delivery men I hate.
00:39:04.000 It's the people who order them. 1.00
00:39:06.000 Get off your fucking ass, you fat piece of shit. 1.00
00:39:09.000 These guys are fucking everywhere. 1.00
00:39:13.000 They're cold because they're not riding their bicycles. 0.99
00:39:15.000 Now I had some people point out that I was a bike messenger.
00:39:17.000 Yeah, I was a bike messenger.
00:39:19.000 We were not ubiquitous.
00:39:21.000 We were in the financial district and because it was manual, it just, it was less invasive.
00:39:27.000 We had our little packages.
00:39:28.000 We deliver them to business.
00:39:29.000 We were helping business.
00:39:31.000 It symbolized business going well. 1.00
00:39:33.000 This symbolizes people sitting on their fucking ass. 1.00
00:39:38.000 Boy, I'm a grump today. 1.00
00:39:41.000 Oh, we should get behind the paywall soon.
00:39:48.000 I know what I'll do.
00:39:49.000 I'll drop a scoop and then I won't give you the evidence.
00:39:52.000 So a lot of back and forth about Patriot Front.
00:39:55.000 They were in Manhattan recently marching around in their khakis.
00:39:58.000 The go-to from the right is they're feds. 0.97
00:40:02.000 And that helps our narrative because we're told there's racists everywhere and they inject racism into Proud Boys and say, oh, the club's white supremacist, but they're black. 0.99
00:40:11.000 And gay and Hispanic. 0.98
00:40:14.000 Yeah, it's called multi-racial white supremacy. 1.00
00:40:15.000 So they look like fools and it's fun. 1.00
00:40:18.000 And we don't want to give them any ground. 1.00
00:40:20.000 And to admit that Patriot Front are white supremacists and they're not all feds hurts us.
00:40:28.000 But the truth shall set you free.
00:40:31.000 She sells seashells by the seashore.
00:40:36.000 And I have some intel that implies they are real.
00:40:42.000 And I'm going to get to that behind the paywall, but we're going behind the paywall now.
00:40:46.000 40 minutes.
00:40:47.000 I got, I got to do an interview with Ann Coulter after this, so we got to wrap it up in another 40 minutes.
00:40:52.000 I think hour 20 is a sweet spot for this show.
00:40:54.000 We do a show every single day.
00:40:58.000 I have reruns of my old show on the weekends.
00:41:01.000 We have AIU who does deep dives on all kinds of myths like the burning down of Black Wall Street.
00:41:08.000 Emmett Till.
00:41:12.000 All of these things we just accept as a fact.
00:41:16.000 In our society.
00:41:16.000 Matthew Shepard was murdered because he was gay.
00:41:19.000 And AIU is amazing at exposing how pretty much every terrible thing we hear about America is untrue.
00:41:28.000 It's wrong.
00:41:28.000 There's the archives.
00:41:29.000 You got Candace Owen and Cornel West.
00:41:31.000 We have more content than you can shake a stick at per day.
00:41:36.000 In fact, if you were to watch everything that we put out every day, I would say get a life.
00:41:40.000 So you have to pick and choose.
00:41:41.000 You find your shows.
00:41:43.000 We got Anthony Cumia on Wednesdays.
00:41:46.000 That's live.
00:41:47.000 That's live.
00:41:49.000 We got to figure out how to take calls.
00:41:53.000 Maybe we'll do Monday shows at night and take calls like 9 to 11 or something.
00:41:59.000 Hmm.
00:41:59.000 I don't know.
00:42:00.000 Then I gotta do training on Tuesday, though.
00:42:03.000 We'll figure it out.
00:42:03.000 It's always changing.
00:42:04.000 It's never predictable. 1.00
00:42:06.000 And, uh, now we're gonna get into some heavy shit secrets that you're not supposed to know, but you can't know them because you're a cheap ass. 1.00
00:42:14.000 Oh, look, it's Mercedes calling from jail. 0.99
00:42:17.000 You don't get to hear that either.
00:42:19.000 Mercedes Carrera.
00:42:22.000 An incarcerated individual at San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department.
00:42:27.000 This call is not private.