Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S5E49 - MAKING JURIES GASP (FREE)

00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis!

00:00:50.000 That was Mexican people.

00:01:02.000 They're part Spanish conquistador and part apocalypto jungle Aztecs. 0.90

00:01:10.000 And they're called Mexicans. 0.98

00:01:12.000 They're hard workers.

00:01:15.000 They don't seem to be very ambitious.

00:01:17.000 I've noticed as far as their immigration into America goes, they seem locked at lawn care. 0.86

00:01:23.000 Whereas, you know, Germans and other groups, they would come into the New York ports and then they'd live in the city and then they would move to the burbs like the Italians. 0.98

00:01:33.000 You know, they were in the gangs of New York, five points, and now they're in fucking Jersey. 0.99

00:01:39.000 But the Mexicans, they don't seem to be kicking ass as far as immigrants. 0.99

00:01:44.000 But they play great music and that was them covering this charming man. 0.99

00:01:48.000 What's the name of that band?

00:01:49.000 Easy Band.

00:01:51.000 Easy Band.

00:01:53.000 That's the worst name I've ever heard for a band.

00:01:53.000 What?

00:01:56.000 So hard to Google, I'm sure.

00:01:58.000 What?

00:01:59.000 See what I mean?

00:02:00.000 Not very ambitious as a people. 0.62

00:02:02.000 Speaking of unambitious Hispanics, we have Mockery of Justice. 1.00

00:02:08.000 I thought you were going to introduce me.

00:02:11.000 Can you print out the ad reads there, young man?

00:02:16.000 I like the reaction to this.

00:02:18.000 So we import a bunch of refugees, like thousands, into New York.

00:02:22.000 They're costing us $40,000 per.

00:02:25.000 They don't take our free food.

00:02:27.000 They throw it out.

00:02:28.000 So there's contractor bags by every hotel they occupy.

00:02:31.000 We give them shoes and stuff.

00:02:33.000 And they're men of fighting age.

00:02:37.000 And they're fighting. 0.98

00:02:38.000 They beat the shit out of a bunch of cops. 0.95

00:02:43.000 As they're leaving court, they have no bail. 1.00

00:02:44.000 They don't give a shit. 0.99

00:02:45.000 And they're just going like this. 1.00

00:02:47.000 We talked about it last night on the cop show. 1.00

00:02:48.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:02:50.000 And everyone's outraged. 1.00

00:02:52.000 It's like, were you outraged when the Sex Pistols said that?

00:02:56.000 Said God saved the Queen sarcastically? 0.91

00:02:58.000 Like they're criminals. 0.99

00:03:00.000 They're miscreants. 0.99

00:03:01.000 Of course they're going to give you the finger. 0.99

00:03:03.000 You imported the turd world's worst. 1.00

00:03:06.000 Yeah, they're fighting cops.

00:03:09.000 Duh! 1.00

00:03:11.000 And I saw one headline, I think it was Fox News, they go, cowards! 1.00

00:03:15.000 Ooh, they're cowards. 0.99

00:03:17.000 Like, this is, I told you this was gonna happen, but no! 1.00

00:03:22.000 Didn't listen.

00:03:23.000 And they skipped town.

00:03:25.000 The crime in New York is funny.

00:03:29.000 You have like a day to present your case when you're a cop and you catch a bad guy.

00:03:34.000 So they don't arrest him until they've done all the work.

00:03:38.000 It's a two-year process really.

00:03:41.000 If it's a murder or something big.

00:03:43.000 They have all their ducks in a row.

00:03:43.000 So they're finally ready.

00:03:45.000 So it'll be nice and expeditious when they finally arrest him.

00:03:48.000 Guess what?

00:03:48.000 He's gone.

00:03:49.000 So...

00:03:53.000 The only way they can say crime isn't unbelievably bad is to not record it and not call it a murder and change the categories all the time.

00:04:02.000 Oh, that's not a homicide.

00:04:03.000 That's a very severe assault.

00:04:07.000 And that's where we're at, so.

00:04:10.000 I mean, those of us with guns in New York are just like, alright, I guess it's on. 1.00

00:04:16.000 You fucking dummies. 1.00

00:04:19.000 Like my idiot neighbors who voted liberal. 1.00

00:04:23.000 And now they have fucking... You didn't print out a picture, did you, you numbnuts? 1.00

00:04:28.000 No, I unselected the six other pages of pictures, but I guess the bottom part got left in. 0.99

00:04:34.000 That's something a woman does. 1.00

00:04:37.000 She goes, I printed out our tickets.

00:04:38.000 Yeah, you printed out a bunch of ads and now we have to buy new ink.

00:04:44.000 You switch to black and white, mom. 1.00

00:04:50.000 Yeah, cowards. 0.98

00:04:52.000 So it's popping off here in America, here in the cities. 0.96

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00:06:43.000 They're trying to take away the fun from people.

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00:06:51.000 When I first met our ad guy, he was with a woman who was like 35, 36. 1.00

00:06:54.000 And I... After we... She laughed.

00:06:59.000 She made it clear she didn't want kids, by the way. 0.99

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00:07:02.000 I go, dump her.

00:07:05.000 She's old as shit and she doesn't want kids. 1.00

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00:07:20.000 Wait, did he say that? 1.00

00:07:22.000 Why does that ring a bell? 1.00

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00:07:25.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:07:26.000 Dump the bitch! 1.00

00:07:28.000 He should say that. 1.00

00:07:29.000 He should.

00:07:30.000 So as you know, today is free for 45 minutes or so, and then it's not free for 45 minutes or so.

00:07:37.000 We go behind the paywall.

00:07:39.000 If you live behind the paywall, as we do, you know that there is hours upon hours of fun content.

00:07:45.000 Mondays is casual Monday. 1.00

00:07:47.000 Show up in sweats and a flannel and just shoot the shit. 0.99

00:07:51.000 Tuesday is very serious. 1.00

00:07:54.000 News show.

00:07:55.000 It's hardcore. 0.99

00:07:57.000 Wednesday, me and Ant from Opie and Anthony just shoot the shit, and it's both casual and serious and very funny. 0.99

00:08:06.000 That show alone is worth the price of this network. 0.99

00:08:09.000 Yeah, and cops and robbers too.

00:08:11.000 And then Thursday night we bring in four police officers and a felon, an ex Hells Angel named Matty O'Dell, and we go through various police videos, though we couldn't last night because the power went out, the internet went out.

00:08:24.000 And then this is Friday.

00:08:26.000 Friday is half free.

00:08:27.000 It's a mishmash.

00:08:30.000 I may pull out the God wheel where we have the Lord decide what stories we're going to be discussing.

00:08:36.000 But um...

00:08:37.000 Let's do some things that we got to cover because they're hot today.

00:08:40.000 This shootout, this Michigan shooter, when I saw they were blaming the parents, I was like, that's, I'm so sick of this culture of no culpability.

00:08:50.000 And then you start reading about it and you go, oh, he was begging for help and he said he needed a therapist. 0.95

00:08:57.000 And you ignored him, and his room looks like a hoarder's room, and you fuckin' were cheating on your husband, and you're what, she took four Xanax pills and was carrying six grand in cash and a burner phone on the day of her arrest. 0.99

00:09:15.000 Trial here is about her swinger hotel price. 0.99

00:09:17.000 So not only was she cheating on her husband with this firefighter, but she was, they were setting up orgies with, I think it's called Friend Finder or something like that? 0.54

00:09:25.000 I'm pretending I don't know because I attend orgies all the time.

00:09:29.000 I tried to seduce my wife last night. 0.98

00:09:32.000 She has COVID and she's not feeling very hanky-panky.

00:09:37.000 But I tried this line and I highly recommend it.

00:09:40.000 Would you like an internal massage?

00:09:43.000 Hmm.

00:09:44.000 You know what she said?

00:09:46.000 What?

00:09:46.000 Nothing.

00:09:47.000 That could be a yes.

00:09:49.000 She pretended to be asleep.

00:09:52.000 Which is a very nice way to say no.

00:09:54.000 Leaving the fifth in a sexual offer is pretty, that would be hurtful.

00:09:58.000 So go back to that article.

00:09:59.000 I think she does have some culpability here, folks.

00:10:04.000 She's facing 60 years.

00:10:05.000 She testified that she was a swinger site friend.

00:10:08.000 Oh no, adult friend finder.

00:10:10.000 I can't see the text if it's not taking up half the screen.

00:10:14.000 Her extramarital affair was exposed in court.

00:10:17.000 I don't think I'm a failure as a parent.

00:10:19.000 Sounding pretty bad.

00:10:21.000 Xanax, orgies, and the biggie is ignoring cries for help.

00:10:28.000 His room was dirty, but that is kind of indicative of bad parenting, but it doesn't necessarily define bad parenting.

00:10:35.000 Oh, speaking of, wait, scroll down a little bit.

00:10:36.000 Let's just see this.

00:10:41.000 That's the poor kid.

00:10:43.000 Well, I guess not a poor kid.

00:10:44.000 She's pretty hot for an old lady. 1.00

00:10:49.000 He's sexy too.

00:10:50.000 Look, look, that's his essay or some of his homework.

00:10:54.000 Got a gun on it.

00:10:56.000 Dead, a dead body.

00:10:57.000 I think it says somewhere like help.

00:11:00.000 My life is hell.

00:11:02.000 My life is useless.

00:11:04.000 The world is dead. 1.00

00:11:08.000 That's help, I have zero help for my mental problems and it's causing me to shoot up the fucking school. 1.00

00:11:18.000 That's a pretty strong indication of someone who's going to shoot up a school. 0.99

00:11:23.000 I want, what does that say?

00:11:25.000 I want help but my parents don't listen to me so I can't get any help. 0.97

00:11:34.000 So that sucks. 0.96

00:11:35.000 Also in sucks news. 0.99

00:11:36.000 That's the room. 0.98

00:11:38.000 Wendy.

00:11:38.000 Yeah, that's the room.

00:11:39.000 Look at the blinds. 1.00

00:11:40.000 Like if your blinds look like that, you're a shitty parent. 1.00

00:11:44.000 If your kid's blinds. 1.00

00:11:46.000 Um, this is just dumb gossip. 0.98

00:11:48.000 I saw Wendy Williams. 1.00

00:11:50.000 I think she's addicted to Adderall cause her eyes are always golf balls. 0.76

00:11:57.000 Look at that.

00:11:58.000 That's called 60 milligrams.

00:12:02.000 They did a documentary about her, which must be fascinating, where she says she's broke. 0.99

00:12:07.000 You know, I saw some fucking thing. 0.95

00:12:08.000 It was, I think it was Alex Schultz talking about how Charlemagne, if it wasn't for Howard Stern being on radio and being promoted, Charlemagne the God is easily hands down the best interviewer in the world. 0.99

00:12:21.000 And he said next to Wendy Williams.

00:12:22.000 I was like, 1.00

00:12:24.000 What fucking world are you living in? 1.00

00:12:26.000 I don't even like Howard Stern. 1.00

00:12:28.000 Who's third?

00:12:28.000 Opie?

00:12:30.000 I don't know.

00:12:31.000 Wendy Williams is up there. 0.98

00:12:33.000 It's because they're black. 1.00

00:12:34.000 He's a wigger. 1.00

00:12:35.000 He's an ass kisser. 1.00

00:12:36.000 They just have a completely different parallel universe. 1.00

00:12:39.000 Wendy Williams?

00:12:40.000 And Charlemagne the God being the best interview of all.

00:12:42.000 Come on.

00:12:43.000 Charlemagne? 1.00

00:12:44.000 Like, look at his fucking name. 0.99

00:12:48.000 Hi, I'm Charlemagne. 1.00

00:12:49.000 That's already annoying, right?

00:12:51.000 If we had a friend named Charlemagne in high school, he would never hear the end of it.

00:12:54.000 Then you add THE GOD.

00:12:58.000 That is so... I used to think wearing sunglasses at night like Lou Reed would do is embarrassing.

00:13:04.000 Calling yourself the God?

00:13:06.000 Who knew that the name Cedric the Entertainer could be outdone?

00:13:11.000 Charlemagne the God.

00:13:12.000 Better than Leonard McKelvey.

00:13:14.000 Leonard spelled incorrectly.

00:13:18.000 I got some bad news and some bad news.

00:13:21.000 I named you Leonard and I didn't look up how to spell it. 0.98

00:13:26.000 It's not a fucking tattoo, you can do some paperwork. 1.00

00:13:29.000 Fuck me. 1.00

00:13:30.000 Anyway, check out the sizzle reel on this documentary. 1.00

00:13:34.000 From six years old, all I wanted was to be famous. 0.99

00:13:38.000 That's a dumb thing to want to be. 0.98

00:13:40.000 Showtime. 0.99

00:13:41.000 There's only one Wendy Williams. 1.00

00:13:44.000 The boss is walking, everybody.

00:13:46.000 Nobody can do it like Wendy. 0.99

00:13:48.000 No one.

00:13:49.000 People love Wendy. 0.52

00:13:50.000 You are a star to all of us.

00:13:52.000 You are a star to all of us.

00:13:54.000 Every single day for 12 years.

00:13:56.000 Yep, I guess that'll do.

00:13:58.000 I never saw her show once.

00:13:59.000 I saw her fart and fall. 0.91

00:14:04.000 Maybe she is a good interviewer. 0.86

00:14:06.000 Yeah.

00:14:07.000 I wouldn't know.

00:14:08.000 I'm male.

00:14:10.000 This one bugs me about Ben Shapiro.

00:14:12.000 If something is big, wait pause it for a sec, he does it.

00:14:16.000 Like everyone's talking about Taylor Swift, her existence at these games has

00:14:21.000 Increased the value of the NFL brand by something like 320 million dollars.

00:14:26.000 That's how powerful she is. 1.00

00:14:27.000 She just endorsed Biden, I think, the other day.

00:14:31.000 But I'm not talking about her.

00:14:33.000 I don't know anything about her.

00:14:34.000 I'm a boy, not a girl.

00:14:36.000 But Ben Shapiro's out there talking about her.

00:14:39.000 Or remember that he did that big long review of the Barbie movie?

00:14:42.000 Because it was viral and you have to talk about it?

00:14:45.000 No.

00:14:47.000 That's shilling.

00:14:49.000 Don't talk about girl stuff as I show a Wendy Williams clip.

00:14:52.000 This isn't really about girls though.

00:14:54.000 I'm talking about drug addiction.

00:14:55.000 That seems to be a big trend that we could absolutely jump on, but it feels dirty where I think Dave Rubin does it too, where like their producer is younger than them.

00:15:04.000 She's like, ah, so this is how it starts out.

00:15:06.000 They're always like,

00:15:07.000 It was like, all right, so a couple of the interns told me I have to watch these TikToks, so let's give them a shot.

00:15:13.000 And then you're just an old guy looking at TikToks and you give your curmudgeonly, and I'm supposed to be the one, but it's a thing.

00:15:19.000 And then you'd be like, no, we just do that organically.

00:15:22.000 Not talking about Barbie, not talking about Taylor Swift.

00:15:26.000 I will say though, as far as scourges on pop culture and ruining our daughters and all that, I'm cool with her.

00:15:34.000 I wouldn't mind my daughter being a Swifty. 1.00

00:15:37.000 Yes, she was strung along by some guy, but I don't think that's proof that she's not into getting married.

00:15:44.000 I think she wanted him to propose and he just strung her along for six years and then dumped her.

00:15:49.000 And maybe she's gonna get married soon and have babies. 1.00

00:15:51.000 You know how she redid all her music so that way she owns it because it's owned by George Soros or whatever?

00:15:57.000 No, no, it was...

00:15:59.000 She sold her publishing, then she complained that she doesn't own her songs.

00:16:02.000 Yeah, you sold them.

00:16:03.000 And then she re-recorded them all, and then Soros bought them.

00:16:07.000 Oh, interesting.

00:16:09.000 She sold her publishing twice.

00:16:10.000 Well, here's some tea.

00:16:11.000 Okay, spill.

00:16:13.000 Her ex is John Mayer, so she put like a John Mayer little guitar riff in like one of the songs, Dear John.

00:16:22.000 My wife told me about it.

00:16:22.000 I was like, oh my god.

00:16:25.000 That's the story?

00:16:26.000 Yeah.

00:16:27.000 And people were raving about it.

00:16:29.000 They're like, oh, I think that's a reference to John Mayer's guitar. 1.00

00:16:31.000 See, this is why we don't talk about gay shit, because it's boring. 1.00

00:16:34.000 It's gay. 1.00

00:16:36.000 Anyway, let's get back to Adderall eyes here. 0.97

00:16:40.000 Oh, I thought you wanted me to show you.

00:16:43.000 Just kidding.

00:16:45.000 Good joke.

00:16:45.000 You don't have Adderall eyes, darling.

00:16:48.000 All right, and away we go.

00:16:51.000 All I know is how to be famous.

00:16:53.000 I really want to be back on television.

00:16:55.000 You're going to be back on TV.

00:16:56.000 That's easy.

00:16:57.000 Look at that.

00:16:58.000 Oh my god.

00:17:00.000 That's speed.

00:17:01.000 She's a tweaker. 1.00

00:17:02.000 All right, and away we go.

00:17:05.000 How are you, Wendy?

00:17:05.000 All I know is how to be famous.

00:17:08.000 I really want to be back on television.

00:17:09.000 You're gonna be back on TV.

00:17:11.000 That's easy.

00:17:12.000 My mom has done a great job making it seem like everything is okay, always.

00:17:16.000 Wendy, make sure you look here.

00:17:18.000 One, two, three.

00:17:19.000 But in reality, there's something wrong going on.

00:17:22.000 Did you see a neurologist to find out if I'm crazy?

00:17:25.000 Mm-hmm.

00:17:27.000 Oh my God.

00:17:28.000 No, I can't do this.

00:17:29.000 I can't do this.

00:17:31.000 I have to sit down again.

00:17:34.000 Stop.

00:17:35.000 So first of all, I don't know if anyone out there has tried Adderall.

00:17:39.000 If you take the 10 milligram pill and you break it into quarters and you take five milligrams with a coffee at 11am, you'll have trouble sleeping at night.

00:17:46.000 I have heard these college students do 60 milligrams, six of those pills.

00:17:52.000 You'd be up for three days.

00:17:54.000 You and I, if we did six pills, if we didn't die, we would absolutely be up for three, four days.

00:17:59.000 So you're not eating because you don't have an appetite because you're on meth.

00:18:02.000 It's the same as meth.

00:18:03.000 If you look at the, what do they call that? 1.00

00:18:06.000 The drawing of the fucking, those chemistry. 0.99

00:18:09.000 Molecule? 0.99

00:18:09.000 The molecule of meth and the molecule of Adderall. 0.99

00:18:13.000 There's one tiny difference.

00:18:15.000 There's one little line with a little box.

00:18:17.000 Otherwise they're the same thing.

00:18:19.000 So you're not eating and then you start hallucinating because you haven't slept and then you're falling because you're weak because you haven't eaten in three days.

00:18:28.000 This is my theory.

00:18:30.000 Yep, look at that.

00:18:32.000 It's the same picture, as the meme says.

00:18:35.000 But go back to her. 0.62

00:18:40.000 I think that was when they took her away from us.

00:18:42.000 And you don't need an intervention because the doctor is prescribing this.

00:18:46.000 So technically you're not doing anything illegal.

00:18:48.000 In fact, when we did the Netflix movie, A Million in the Morning, and we documented the movie watching world championships, the German lady who won, there was tied with some Bangladeshi Canadian and some German woman. 0.89

00:19:03.000 She was on Adderall the whole time.

00:19:06.000 And we couldn't do anything about it because it was prescribed to her.

00:19:12.000 All right, get back to her. 0.55

00:19:14.000 No money, and I'm going to tell you something.

00:19:16.000 If it happens to me, it could happen to you.

00:19:19.000 As her family, we were all sitting on the sidelines watching, and she was crying out for help.

00:19:25.000 Did you drink this whole thing today?

00:19:27.000 Keep it there.

00:19:28.000 Okay.

00:19:28.000 Keep it there.

00:19:30.000 You also can drink like a fish on Adderall.

00:19:33.000 I feel as though she's worked enough.

00:19:37.000 She has people around who are yes people and allow this to continue.

00:19:41.000 This is all too much.

00:19:42.000 Go! 1.00

00:19:43.000 Die! 1.00

00:19:43.000 I have no idea where we are. 1.00

00:19:46.000 This doesn't look like anything familiar.

00:19:47.000 Times Square.

00:19:48.000 I think she's losing memory.

00:19:50.000 Have you guys noticed that?

00:19:51.000 How dare him.

00:19:53.000 I control me.

00:19:53.000 How dare him.

00:19:54.000 I wait one thirty three.

00:19:57.000 Anybody could look at her and tell this is not just alcohol.

00:20:00.000 There's something more going on. 1.00

00:20:02.000 Holy shit! 1.00

00:20:05.000 I think she saw into my soul. 0.99

00:20:07.000 She saw everything wrong I've ever done in my life, like when I didn't invite Darren Alberti to my birthday party in fourth grade. 0.99

00:20:13.000 That was fucked up, Gavin. 0.98

00:20:15.000 Uh, I know. 1.00

00:20:15.000 I tried to contact him. 1.00

00:20:17.000 He's moved on.

00:20:19.000 I already know what you're gonna say.

00:20:21.000 You cover me on your show, aren't you, Gavin?

00:20:22.000 Well, me.

00:20:25.000 Why'd you go back?

00:20:27.000 I wanna see them eyes again.

00:20:32.000 That's like a horror movie.

00:20:35.000 I miss my family.

00:20:38.000 I'll be here.

00:20:39.000 Please be here.

00:20:41.000 No matter how many times somebody may fall down, you gotta lift them back up.

00:20:45.000 We all make choices in life.

00:20:47.000 We all go through our challenges.

00:20:48.000 She's still a person.

00:20:52.000 She's still a person.

00:20:54.000 That's how bad things are?

00:20:56.000 Uh, let me think.

00:20:57.000 Something nice.

00:20:57.000 She's still a human being.

00:21:00.000 She's alive.

00:21:01.000 Can you tell me where your sister is?

00:21:02.000 No, I don't know the exact location of where she is.

00:21:06.000 I feel like the Guardian has not done a good job of protecting my mom.

00:21:09.000 The Guardian?

00:21:09.000 My life.

00:21:10.000 My life.

00:21:12.000 Right now, she's weak and vulnerable.

00:21:14.000 And she needs to be around people who aren't going to take advantage of that.

00:21:17.000 I have no friends!

00:21:18.000 You know how many people come out to support you?

00:21:19.000 You know how many people love you?

00:21:21.000 No, I don't.

00:21:23.000 Are you thinking something, too?

00:21:25.000 I know.

00:21:26.000 This looks like a fun thing to watch.

00:21:27.000 Especially if you're like me and you have no heart.

00:21:30.000 Alright, we get the picture. 1.00

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00:22:55.000 Are you?

00:22:56.000 Yeah.

00:22:57.000 I didn't go to the gym today because I drank with the boys last night after the show.

00:23:03.000 But on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, I was on it.

00:23:07.000 You know, sometimes I'll wake up hungover, take Purple Works, go to the gym, work out like I'm not hungover, and I won't know if I'm hungover.

00:23:16.000 And then the hangover will start

00:23:18.000 Like around lunch, and I'll go, oh, I have a headache.

00:23:20.000 I guess I was hungover.

00:23:21.000 So it's kind of cheating.

00:23:24.000 It's a cheat.

00:23:26.000 And you do get a great second wind when you're on it.

00:23:29.000 The coffee is delish.

00:23:30.000 As we were putting it into our coffee container thing, my wife remarked on how delicious it smelled.

00:23:35.000 And it really did.

00:23:36.000 Why are you in, like, a pink light?

00:23:36.000 I was on the couch.

00:23:40.000 Because it's... Hey, don't do that, dude.

00:23:45.000 We're going to get sued.

00:23:47.000 No, it's not the same wavelength.

00:23:49.000 Waveform.

00:23:50.000 This is a cover.

00:23:51.000 Okay.

00:23:52.000 That's how you get away with things.

00:23:56.000 Also in irrelevant news, this guy canceled her delivery because she didn't tip.

00:24:03.000 Let's play who's at fault.

00:24:07.000 Here, folks.

00:24:10.000 And then coming over here, driving on my dime to get your groceries, and you don't give me a tip?

00:24:15.000 That is not only unethical, but it's just, not only is it disturbing and unethical, but it's very wrong of you to think that way. 0.99

00:24:23.000 You've got a mental screw-up in your brain that doesn't work. 0.99

00:24:29.000 And I'm not going to waste my time and breath with you. 1.00

00:24:32.000 I'm going to cancel your order right now.

00:24:35.000 Boom.

00:24:35.000 Okay.

00:24:36.000 Canceled.

00:24:37.000 And you're going to go pick up your own order.

00:24:39.000 No, I'll just get a different shower, okay?

00:24:41.000 You do whatever you have to do.

00:24:42.000 You're wasting your time.

00:24:44.000 He's literally wasting his time. 1.00

00:24:45.000 Do you realize how dumb you sound? 1.00

00:24:46.000 What is that, water? 1.00

00:24:47.000 Okay, you sound dumb. 1.00

00:24:49.000 I hate her. 1.00

00:24:50.000 I'm on his side.

00:24:51.000 Let's find out how it would feel for you to go.

00:24:54.000 Stop.

00:24:55.000 Tap water is fine, first of all. 1.00

00:24:58.000 Secondly, I'm sick of all this delivery shit. 1.00

00:25:02.000 It's ruining this fucking country. 1.00

00:25:06.000 It ruined Paris. 1.00

00:25:07.000 It ruined Europe. 0.98

00:25:09.000 And now every time I go outside, it's just overdressed delivery guys who are out in the cold with their dumb e-bikes, their electric bikes, zipping around, bumping into old ladies. 0.90

00:25:21.000 There's no one in the restaurants anymore. 0.94

00:25:23.000 They're all to go. 0.99

00:25:25.000 COVID fucked us up. 1.00

00:25:27.000 And you're sitting on your ass and you're ordering a bunch of fucking bottled water because you're a moron who thinks that bottled water is somehow better than tap water. 1.00

00:25:38.000 You dumb loser. 1.00

00:25:40.000 And then you're not, so you're indulging yourself like that and then you're not tipping? 1.00

00:25:46.000 So he does that for free?

00:25:48.000 Yeah, if you're conscious about the fluoride in the water or something, the no drink, the phthalates, and the plastic in the... They just came out with a study about the plastic in the water.

00:25:56.000 Take your water a little seriously if you're gonna, you know, bottle water. 1.00

00:25:59.000 Dumb cunt. 1.00

00:26:01.000 ...my job and deliver and then not get tipped. 1.00

00:26:04.000 How would you feel if somebody didn't tip you, lady?

00:26:07.000 Answer me!

00:26:08.000 Answer me!

00:26:09.000 Well, you won't let me talk, so... Here, why don't I slap some sense into you?

00:26:12.000 Are you serious?

00:26:13.000 So he's now crossed the line, I think.

00:26:14.000 I was team him.

00:26:15.000 He's bad at this, too.

00:26:16.000 He's listing all these things like it's immoral, it's unethical, and it's wrong. 0.99

00:26:20.000 Those are the same thing, dunce. 0.93

00:26:22.000 You can just be like, I've lived on this earth longer than you in a service sort of thing like that you tip people. 0.91

00:26:26.000 Yeah, this is how you do it.

00:26:27.000 You go, oh, you're not tipping? 1.00

00:26:29.000 So you just sit on your ass. 1.00

00:26:30.000 I go get your groceries for free. 1.00

00:26:32.000 No.

00:26:34.000 And then you don't say anything.

00:26:35.000 You cancel it.

00:26:36.000 Then you put it back and you drive off.

00:26:38.000 Yeah.

00:26:38.000 That's how to handle that.

00:26:40.000 I chase people down to tip them.

00:26:43.000 It's old-fashioned.

00:26:45.000 I tip delivery guys who didn't deliver me anything.

00:26:48.000 I'll just see them, I'll give them a hundred bucks.

00:26:50.000 Me too.

00:26:50.000 That's the kind of guy I am.

00:26:52.000 I kiss them sometimes.

00:26:54.000 I go door-to-door with a huge pile of hundred dollar bills.

00:26:58.000 I just give them to people.

00:26:59.000 I've seen you do it. 0.88

00:27:00.000 Unless they're white males.

00:27:02.000 Those people already have enough great things in their life.

00:27:06.000 I think it's a generational thing.

00:27:07.000 My wife does not get the concept of tipping. 1.00

00:27:11.000 She gets it when I bring it up, but it's never like an impulse, like, oh shit, we gotta tip that guy. 0.98

00:27:17.000 Here's what happens at bars if you're a regular. 0.92

00:27:22.000 You drink $40 of booze, you get the bill, and it's 25 bucks, or 30 bucks, and you tip him 10 bucks.

00:27:36.000 So when you over-tip at a bar, your bill is way less.

00:27:40.000 Yeah.

00:27:41.000 Don't you ever wind up- It's stealing, I guess.

00:27:43.000 What's happening is the bartender's stealing from the bar.

00:27:45.000 Don't you wind up, like, tipping just as much, like, at an open bar?

00:27:49.000 Like, it might as well be a paid bar, because I'll give you $3 a drink.

00:27:52.000 No, Ryan, you don't know anything about alcohol.

00:27:53.000 You don't do open bar?

00:27:55.000 Well, I don't drink very much, so I appreciate their work.

00:27:57.000 They gotta mix it and... Yeah.

00:27:59.000 I don't like the free bar thing, so I give them a lot of money.

00:28:03.000 But a cocktail at an event like that would be, like, $12.

00:28:06.000 I'm saving some money, sure, but... Well, that's if I get a cocktail. 0.99

00:28:09.000 Shut up! 1.00

00:28:10.000 You're being stupid and you're wasting everyone's time. 1.00

00:28:11.000 What if I get a beer? 1.00

00:28:13.000 Uh, finish this video.

00:28:15.000 Yeah, we're recording everything.

00:28:16.000 You can record whatever you want.

00:28:17.000 I really don't care.

00:28:18.000 You're going to lose your job.

00:28:19.000 You're going to lose your job.

00:28:20.000 You know what, at this point I don't care.

00:28:22.000 Because I don't, I don't, I'm not going to do this.

00:28:25.000 This doesn't work for me.

00:28:26.000 I put in the extra dollars.

00:28:28.000 Let me tell you something else.

00:28:29.000 Accepted the fact.

00:28:30.000 Let me tell you something else, lady.

00:28:32.000 You swifty wannabe!

00:28:34.000 You're the only customer that I have had that did not tip me!

00:28:38.000 I don't tip anybody!

00:28:39.000 I want you to know that!

00:28:40.000 I don't tip anybody!

00:28:41.000 I don't tip anybody? 1.00

00:28:44.000 What a cunt! 1.00

00:28:47.000 I don't tip anybody! 1.00

00:28:50.000 What has he got there?

00:28:50.000 Is that paper?

00:28:52.000 No.

00:28:53.000 It's white rice.

00:28:55.000 I need some white rice and water for free, guys. 0.99

00:28:59.000 I just don't believe that we should give out fucking handouts. 0.98

00:29:02.000 It's funny how every single customer that I've been to has tipped me and you're the only one that hasn't. 0.98

00:29:06.000 I don't believe in tipping, okay?

00:29:08.000 Why do you need such a handout?

00:29:09.000 Or it's Steve Buscemi.

00:29:10.000 Why does your job pay you enough?

00:29:12.000 I don't believe in swifty wannabes.

00:29:14.000 Okay, is that all you can say?

00:29:17.000 Two big cases.

00:29:18.000 I'm surprised that you can even lift all that, old man.

00:29:22.000 Are you showing me that to show me that you were right?

00:29:25.000 No.

00:29:25.000 I just said Gen Zers are the stingiest tippers.

00:29:28.000 Yeah, they're just dumb. 1.00

00:29:29.000 They just don't know anything. 1.00

00:29:31.000 That's not what you were wrong about, though, for the record.

00:29:33.000 I wasn't trying to correct myself.

00:29:35.000 I don't think I'm wrong for tipping people at an open bar.

00:29:38.000 No, you're wrong that it's just as expensive.

00:29:41.000 You tip maybe $3 to $5 at an open bar.

00:29:44.000 Those drinks would be $12 and you'd have to tip so it would be $15.

00:29:48.000 If you have a cocktail.

00:29:49.000 I'm a beer guy.

00:29:51.000 Okay, if it was a beer at that kind of place it would be $7 or $8.

00:29:55.000 You usually leave $3, $4, $5.

00:30:00.000 And if it was a $7 beer, you would tip, so it would be 2 or 3, it would be 10.

00:30:05.000 Alright.

00:30:05.000 So now you're still getting half off, and that's the max.

00:30:09.000 That's why I told you to shut up. 1.00

00:30:11.000 Now you've bored everyone by making me explain. 1.00

00:30:15.000 He sucks at this! 0.99

00:30:40.000 He's so bad at insulting. 1.00

00:30:42.000 And furthermore, there's a guy there holding the camera.

00:30:44.000 Swifty wannabe? 0.81

00:30:45.000 I mean... So the man is not even man enough to stop the guy from talking to his woman like that.

00:30:51.000 Yeah, like, call her an airhead or something. 1.00

00:30:54.000 You don't tip because you don't understand how society works. 0.92

00:30:57.000 But all that is wasting your breath.

00:30:58.000 I already told you what to do.

00:31:00.000 He's seriously taking our groceries, you see this?

00:31:04.000 Oh my goodness.

00:31:05.000 Are you going to do this all on camera?

00:31:07.000 Because he's gone.

00:31:08.000 You're going to lose your job, okay?

00:31:09.000 I hope it was worth it.

00:31:13.000 Wow, that was fun.

00:31:14.000 Have you heard this rumor that Tim Dillon isn't gay anymore? 0.95

00:31:17.000 Am I just dumb and I'm not getting a joke? 0.68

00:31:20.000 That would be awesome. 0.98

00:31:23.000 Is this a joke?

00:31:24.000 Yeah, I believe so.

00:31:26.000 That's not funny.

00:31:27.000 Because that's Anna Kachian. 0.89

00:31:29.000 Who's she? 0.97

00:31:30.000 She's from the Red Scare podcast.

00:31:33.000 Oh, that Russian chick. 1.00

00:31:34.000 She's cool.

00:31:35.000 Jewish chick. 0.64

00:31:36.000 She is cool.

00:31:37.000 I think.

00:31:38.000 I don't know.

00:31:40.000 She's a Russian Jew. 0.95

00:31:41.000 Mm-hmm.

00:31:43.000 I invited her to my Halloween party.

00:31:46.000 And then go down,

00:31:48.000 She is a beautiful angel, Tim.

00:31:50.000 Easy to see how she un-gayed you. 1.00

00:31:51.000 So yeah, that's why I put it up there, because Robert Kennedy Jr.

00:31:55.000 is replying to Tim Dillon posts about being un-gay.

00:32:00.000 You saw his postings, right? 0.99

00:32:02.000 He cleared up the thing where he didn't click heart eye emojis on that chick's butt. 1.00

00:32:08.000 That was his social media guy. 0.98

00:32:10.000 Did you miss all of that?

00:32:11.000 No, I saw that.

00:32:11.000 I didn't think it was relevant.

00:32:14.000 I don't care if a grown man who's married sees a hot chick and goes humina humina on TikTok. 1.00

00:32:20.000 But he didn't apparently.

00:32:21.000 I believe his story.

00:32:22.000 I don't care either way though.

00:32:24.000 Like when I was a kid my dad had playboys.

00:32:27.000 Those buttcheeks are really extravagant. 1.00

00:32:31.000 It's perfectly normal to ogle. 0.99

00:32:33.000 I was drifting around the internet and I saw some chick and she was interviewing, she gets comedians on her show and then she dresses them up as a character and they have to improvise and it's fucking good. 0.94

00:32:46.000 You heard it here first folks. 0.91

00:32:48.000 This is some black dude she got, she dressed him up as an alien and then she just interviewed him as an alien. 0.52

00:32:55.000 Please excuse my ignorance. 0.76

00:32:57.000 Do you need food for sustenance?

00:32:58.000 Is that... No, no.

00:32:59.000 See, we have... Our skin sucks in both the moon and the sun and feeds us.

00:33:05.000 Well, the moon... And again, what do I know?

00:33:08.000 I'm just a human.

00:33:09.000 The light from the moon is the light from the sun.

00:33:11.000 So I basically take most of my energy from the sun.

00:33:18.000 Oh, I see.

00:33:18.000 Yeah.

00:33:19.000 Fascinating.

00:33:20.000 Yeah, and if it gets reflected off the moon, I'll take that too.

00:33:28.000 So click on her whole page.

00:33:32.000 And then she has like these Frenchmen. 0.99

00:33:35.000 She gets this couple to come on and they're Frenchmen.

00:33:39.000 The one thing I don't like is there's a clip when the comedians get there and they're like, Hi, I'm Gavin McInnes.

00:33:46.000 I don't know who I'm going to be today.

00:33:48.000 That pulls me out of it.

00:33:49.000 Don't show that.

00:33:50.000 Just show these.

00:33:51.000 I do a lot of latte art.

00:33:53.000 Okay, well that sounds just lovely.

00:33:55.000 It's a real skill.

00:33:57.000 A marketable skill in this environment, I would say.

00:33:59.000 You'd be surprised.

00:34:00.000 People don't seem to like what I art on ze lattes.

00:34:02.000 What do you mean by that?

00:34:03.000 Their art is some of the most harrowing, dark, criminal depictions of human struggle and strife.

00:34:12.000 Spooky art, like for Halloween.

00:34:14.000 People love that.

00:34:16.000 No, he's not a spooky.

00:34:18.000 Spooky is like pfft.

00:34:19.000 Spooky is nothing.

00:34:20.000 This is like scary.

00:34:21.000 Like you receive your coffee and then immediately you vomit inside into it.

00:34:25.000 I think we have a photo of it.

00:34:27.000 And just go ahead and click through the content warning there.

00:34:31.000 Oh.

00:34:31.000 Oh yes.

00:34:32.000 No, that's not as funny.

00:34:33.000 I hadn't seen that one.

00:34:34.000 I don't know who those people are.

00:34:35.000 Pretty good.

00:34:37.000 Pretty fun checkout there.

00:34:40.000 See, don't do that.

00:34:41.000 You ruined it.

00:34:44.000 Here's an interesting documentary I saw talk of where they just admit that January 6th was a publicity stunt.

00:34:52.000 Remarkable PBS documentary admits the entire thing was a publicity stunt, was fabricated to manipulate the audience, which is why they brought in the former president of ABC News.

00:35:01.000 I did an interview today with someone from ABC News about Proud Boys and they were like, one of the questions was, so if Trump calls on them, will they come out in force?

00:35:16.000 And I'm like, how does he contact?

00:35:17.000 Is this on a bat phone? 0.81

00:35:19.000 Or does he project a PB in the sky?

00:35:23.000 And then they come out and he was like, well, I'm not sure how the phone call would go per se. 0.98

00:35:28.000 Shut up. 0.97

00:35:29.000 The media's concept of our side is embarrassing. 0.99

00:35:34.000 And that's why, by the way, oh, I'll cut to this after.

00:35:38.000 But that's why that dude from CNN was so alarmed to meet other people.

00:35:46.000 Who were MAGA and see that they were not obsessed with QAnon and they didn't think the earth was flat But so let's finish this first It was no go back up.

00:35:58.000 It was Goldson who envisioned who envisioned this as a miniseries We knew how high the stakes were we were either going to make people realize that this was important or once you've lost them You've lost them for good Well, you failed and you lost most of the American public for good nice try though

00:36:13.000 I've not met one liberal who thinks that the sentences are reasonable.

00:36:19.000 I don't think there's any, outside of radical nut bar lefties, plenty of people think that what those guys did on January 6th was wrong.

00:36:28.000 But I don't think anyone believes the punishment fits the crime.

00:36:31.000 But let's see the little, this is a little sizzle.

00:36:35.000 Thompson's committee had gathered a trove of information.

00:36:39.000 The one thing that we knew was the information that we have is compelling.

00:36:49.000 The thing we needed to do was tell that to the American people in a compelling way.

00:36:53.000 So that's why we brought in a former president of ABC News.

00:36:59.000 Yeah, I got a call pretty much out of the blue from the Joint Sixth Committee.

00:37:04.000 They wanted a storyteller.

00:37:06.000 And while they were brilliant, they were brilliant lawyers.

00:37:10.000 Storytelling for a mass audience is not what they do.

00:37:14.000 So it's a story.

00:37:15.000 To bring in a guy like this who would think outside the box really did prove to be fruitful.

00:37:19.000 Don't you love American politics?

00:37:21.000 ...this as, in a way, a kind of miniseries, that there would be, you know, sort of nine episodes, and that these episodes would tackle particular themes.

00:37:30.000 Attack on the Capitol.

00:37:32.000 The investigation.

00:37:33.000 The first hearing was primetime television.

00:37:36.000 ...as the nation is about to witness a defining moment.

00:37:39.000 The first hearing before the country, the results of the January 6th investigation. 1.00

00:37:43.000 You know who fell for this shit more than anyone? 1.00

00:37:45.000 Broads. 1.00

00:37:47.000 Sorry ladies. 1.00

00:37:49.000 Your team ate this shit up. 1.00

00:37:53.000 And my team laughed. 1.00

00:37:54.000 Remember the punk guy they had?

00:37:57.000 He had like a dead Kennedy's shirt and purple hair.

00:38:00.000 So you were an oath keeper?

00:38:01.000 Yes I was.

00:38:03.000 And why'd you leave?

00:38:03.000 I was at a rally and a guy told me the Holocaust didn't happen.

00:38:08.000 Gasping.

00:38:10.000 A, that didn't happen. 0.98

00:38:12.000 B, what the fuck has that got to do with anything? 0.98

00:38:16.000 Well, it makes juries gasp. 0.99

00:38:17.000 Oh, okay.

00:38:18.000 That's really what politics is about now.

00:38:20.000 Making juries gasp.

00:38:21.000 That might be the name of this episode.

00:38:23.000 That's why Trump has to pay 83 million because he made a jury gasp.

00:38:33.000 And he didn't even make the jury gasp with E. Jean Carroll. 0.99

00:38:36.000 It was the grabbing the pussy joke from, where are we at now? 0.99

00:38:40.000 Eight years ago? 0.99

00:38:42.000 Nine years ago he made a joke?

00:38:44.000 Ten years ago, probably.

00:38:45.000 It blew up eight, nine years ago, but it was an old joke.

00:38:49.000 It was an old tape. 0.98

00:38:52.000 Sorry, I made a pussy joke a decade ago. 0.98

00:38:55.000 Sue me. 0.98

00:38:56.000 Well, they did.

00:38:57.000 Actually, if you go to my Twitter, Ryan, you'll see that... 0.99

00:39:01.000 My pinned tweet is an article I wrote about E. Jean Carroll, where I list 25 reasons that whole case is complete fucking horseshit. 0.99

00:39:11.000 And some of them are not compelling in and of themselves, like her dog is named Tits, and her cat is named Vagina. 0.99

00:39:18.000 That doesn't mean he's innocent. 0.88

00:39:21.000 But when you put all 25 together, it's sort of like Hillary Clinton.

00:39:25.000 If she had one or two unusual cases of people around her dying, it's not that big of a deal.

00:39:31.000 But I researched it and out of the 80 she's accused of, 12 are rock solid. 0.96

00:39:38.000 And this is like, she wanted him to rape her. 0.99

00:39:41.000 Was one of them. 0.99

00:39:41.000 That's a pretty big deal. 0.99

00:39:43.000 She said that if they had sex at Bergdorf she would love it because it'd be a fun story to tell people.

00:39:49.000 She also said she didn't tell anyone about this because she's so scared of Trump.

00:39:52.000 I thought it was a funny story. 0.99

00:39:54.000 Then she said, would you fuck Trump for 17 grand if he was unable to speak? 1.00

00:39:58.000 Which sounds like rape to me. 1.00

00:40:01.000 They cut out one part.

00:40:02.000 I said, uh, she's not his type is one of the reasons.

00:40:05.000 And, uh, and, and then neither is the prosecution, frankly, if I'm being honest.

00:40:10.000 And I hope she doesn't take offense to that.

00:40:12.000 I just quoted him.

00:40:13.000 I plagiarized him because I love that deposition where he goes, maybe we got to pull it up.

00:40:20.000 Go, go down to not his type.

00:40:22.000 I think it's like number 23 or something.

00:40:26.000 Uh, I talk about her mouse house.

00:40:29.000 Um, wait, go, what's 25?

00:40:33.000 No, go to not his type.

00:40:35.000 That's not it.

00:40:36.000 It's.

00:40:36.000 Yeah.

00:40:38.000 Oh, there's no link there.

00:40:40.000 Oh yeah.

00:40:41.000 Cause they cut out the part.

00:40:42.000 Here's a link.

00:40:43.000 No, no, that's the chicken lady. 1.00

00:40:45.000 I want the one where he's like, she's not my type. 1.00

00:40:48.000 Honestly, frankly, you're not either.

00:40:50.000 And Roberta Kaplan, Eugene Carroll's lawyer, who, by the way, is a Biden lawyer, and who got kicked out of Time's Up for covering for Andrew Cuomo. 0.97

00:41:01.000 She is one of the ugliest woman in the world. 1.00

00:41:04.000 She's an ugly man. 1.00

00:41:06.000 Like, if you met him on the golf course, you'd be like, oh, fuck, sucks. 1.00

00:41:10.000 I hope you have a good personality and you're smart, because no woman wants to fuck you. 1.00

00:41:14.000 June 21 statement, which is... It's pretty early on. 1.00

00:41:21.000 You said something about... Boy, we got a lot of...

00:41:30.000 I don't know.

00:41:30.000 There we go.

00:41:31.000 The overall.

00:41:51.000 I saw her in a picture.

00:41:53.000 I didn't know what she looked like.

00:41:56.000 And I said it, and I say it with as much respect as I can, but she is not my type.

00:42:03.000 And again, when you say type, you just refer to looking at photos, so you mean physically she's not your type?

00:42:10.000 Physically she's not my type, and now that I've gotten indirectly to hear things about her, she wouldn't be my type in any way, shape, or form.

00:42:18.000 But when you were talking back on June 24th,

00:42:21.000 You were referring to her not being your type physically.

00:42:24.000 I saw a photo of her.

00:42:26.000 And the only difference between me and other people is I'm honest.

00:42:30.000 She's not my type. 0.99

00:42:32.000 I take it the three women you've married...

00:42:35.000 That's not it.

00:42:35.000 In your June 21 statement.

00:42:37.000 You gotta look up Roberta Kaplan.

00:42:39.000 Which is?

00:42:40.000 Roberta Kaplan. 1.00

00:42:42.000 She's so fucking ugly. 1.00

00:42:43.000 And then he goes, he goes, you wouldn't be my type either. 1.00

00:42:47.000 And I hope you're not offended by that.

00:42:48.000 But I would never, under any circumstances, be with you.

00:42:51.000 In no circumstances.

00:42:53.000 Yeah, look at her, look at her. 1.00

00:42:54.000 So that's, that makes it even funnier.

00:42:56.000 That Trump is saying to that thing, I would never, under no circumstances, I hope that doesn't offend you, but I would never ever,

00:43:05.000 Like he's just, fish kiss, the master of insults. 0.99

00:43:10.000 They hired Pete Buttigieg, hoping Trump would call him a fag. 0.98

00:43:15.000 And he said, he looks like Alfred E. Newman. 0.97

00:43:19.000 Low energy Jeb, I mean.

00:43:23.000 But yeah, so we're slightly off track.

00:43:25.000 Check out that article I wrote at The Blaze.

00:43:29.000 And then briefly, I forgot to mention this also in me news, I got kicked off of Twitter.

00:43:37.000 Did I tell you this already?

00:43:38.000 Did I say this last night?

00:43:39.000 I don't think you said this. 0.86

00:43:40.000 So, on Twitter there was a video of a girl who was beating up some gay dude because he sucked off her boyfriend. 0.99

00:43:47.000 So I tweeted, and this is in the compound censored topic notes, I tweeted, I'm so sick of homos, I would fucking murder anyone who sucked off my boyfriend. 1.00

00:43:58.000 And they suspended me because that's calling for the murder of gays. 1.00

00:44:03.000 And that pisses me off. 1.00

00:44:05.000 Because we're fucking with satire here. 1.00

00:44:08.000 The person in this bit is clearly gay. 1.00

00:44:11.000 He has a boyfriend. 0.97

00:44:13.000 So the joke is he doesn't realize that he's gay. 0.94

00:44:15.000 Sort of like that Dave Chappelle sketch where the black guy's in the KKK.

00:44:20.000 And it's also a good joke because boyfriend is at the very very end. 0.99

00:44:24.000 So you think he wants to kill gays right until the last word. 0.99

00:44:30.000 I don't know. 0.97

00:44:31.000 Now, the question I ask you folks at home is, is this an example of a robot not getting the joke? 0.98

00:44:39.000 Or is this some moron at Twitter not getting the joke? 0.99

00:44:42.000 Is this it? 1.00

00:44:44.000 You don't know.

00:44:44.000 That would not be my first choice.

00:44:48.000 When you said in that video that Ms.

00:44:50.000 Leeds would not be your first choice, you were referring to her physical looks, correct?

00:44:57.000 Just the overall.

00:44:59.000 I look at her.

00:44:59.000 I see her.

00:45:00.000 I hear what she says.

00:45:02.000 Whatever.

00:45:03.000 You wouldn't be a choice of mine either, to be honest with you.

00:45:05.000 I hope you're not insulted.

00:45:06.000 I would not, under any circumstances, have any interest in you.

00:45:12.000 I'm honest when I say it.

00:45:14.000 She, I would not have any interest in. 0.96

00:45:15.000 Even being, you know, depositioned by you.

00:45:19.000 It's a gift to us, you realize.

00:45:21.000 That's Santa Claus up there.

00:45:23.000 He knows these are made public, and he knows they're boring, so he's like, I'm gonna spice this up with a little bit of juice.

00:45:30.000 Nothing containing Trump has literally ever been boring, that's wow.

00:45:34.000 That's what I keep saying to everyone, like, go ahead and hate him.

00:45:38.000 Your life's gonna be more entertaining if he's president.

00:45:41.000 That's- that means better.

00:45:42.000 Um, but sorry, I promised this.

00:45:45.000 We got to get behind the paywall.

00:45:46.000 But, uh... Uh... I'm just gonna put that on the board right now.

00:45:56.000 Wait, did I fucking... False. 0.84

00:46:00.000 I don't seem to have it here. 0.97

00:46:03.000 I hope she's okay.

00:46:15.000 Okay, now we have a problem.

00:46:17.000 I can't drop this.

00:46:23.000 Into email messages?

00:46:25.000 Airdrop?

00:46:25.000 What?

00:46:27.000 Hold on a second here, boys and gals. 0.79

00:46:30.000 Boys and gals? 0.95

00:46:31.000 Let's continue watching this vid.

00:46:35.000 That's what we'll do.

00:46:36.000 When it came to that first hearing, we knew how high the stakes were.

00:46:43.000 We were either gonna, you know, make people realize that this was important, you know, or once you've lost them, you've lost them for good.

00:46:54.000 On the evening of June 9th, 8.01pm, the doors opened.

00:46:59.000 My heart was beating pretty fast on June 9th.

00:47:02.000 And it was a real question of, is this going to work or not?

00:47:09.000 Alright everybody, here we go.

00:47:10.000 Five on the line, please.

00:47:11.000 I'm in this tiny control room right up the stairs from Cannon Caucus.

00:47:17.000 And we count down to the start of the hearing.

00:47:21.000 And at that point, what can you do?

00:47:26.000 Oh, well.

00:47:30.000 I can't find it.

00:47:31.000 Sorry.

00:47:32.000 Oh, that guy.

00:47:34.000 Cadbury's Chocolate Egg.

00:47:38.000 No one has ever heard of me.

00:47:39.000 Some random representative from the South who has, obviously, a civil rights background. 1.00

00:47:43.000 Anyway, enough of that shit. 0.99

00:47:44.000 No, the clip I was trying to find was this guy, we may have covered it too, he's on CNN, and he said, I had some time to kill and there was a Trump rally across the street and I went to talk to them and I was amazed. 0.99

00:47:57.000 They were intelligent, compelling, they were not Trump cultists, but they were really concerned about the border and they knew what they were talking about.

00:48:09.000 Yeah, we're normal.

00:48:11.000 It's like, uh, what's his name said who died recently?

00:48:15.000 Dennis Prager stole it, but it was originally Charles Krauthammer.

00:48:18.000 And he said, they think we're evil.

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00:50:39.000 We can just cut him off.

00:50:40.000 We can give him a little music, I guess.

00:50:42.000 Yeah, we can give him something.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 02, 2024

S5E49 - MAKING JURIES GASP (FREE)

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