Gavin McInnes is joined by comedian Jerry Hassani to talk about how Biden is a retard, and why he should never have a career if he can't talk. Also, we have a new sponsor, Trumptastical, a company that makes a coloring book that features President Trump in a variety of wild and wacky situations. And we talk about the Nita Fashions suit that's on tour in Australia right now, and how you can get your very own one too! Get Off My Lawn! is a production of Native Creative Podcasts. New Artist/Song influenced by Neil Peart: "Sonic the Hedgehog" by Fountains of Wayne Join us on FB and use the hashtag , and tag and to be featured on the next episode of . Subscribe to our new show on Apple Podcasts and leave us a rating and review! Subscribe, review, and tell a friend about what you think of the show! Enjoy, and spread the word to your friends about it! Timestamps: 4:00 - Biden's retardation 5:30 - Why Biden is not mentally ill 8:15 - Why he shouldn't be allowed to rap 9:00 - Who should sing the national anthem? 11:20 - Who's better than Jimi Hendrix is better than Trump? 13:00- Why Ryan Rivera is a better guitar player than Trump's guitar? 16:40 - Ryan Rivera can shreds the guitar better than Jimmy Hendrix? 17:00: Who's a retard? 18:15- Why Biden should be a better guitarist than Trump can't play better than Jussie? 19:30- What do you have a better than Ryan Rivera? 22:00 | Who's the best guitar player? 26:00 +23:00+23: Is Ryan Rivera better than Donald Trump's suit? 25:00 & 27:40 27:10 - What are you think you should wear a suit like that? 28:10 30:10 | Why Biden's suits are better than mine? 35: Is he mentally ill? ? 36:40 | Ryan Rivera's suits better than me? 37:30 | Is he better than my suit better than yours? 39:30 & 36:30 41:20 | Can I get a suit in Australia?
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00:00:13.000Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:27.000That was a very, very retarded gentleman who goes by the name Jerry Hassani.
00:01:37.000God bless his cotton socks that he's out there, but it's sort of like that handicapped dude who sang the National Anthem at Citi Field for a Mets game, and he totally murdered it.
00:01:47.000I'm just sort of like, you deserve, you know, to live and to be happy, but you don't deserve to sing the National Anthem if you can't talk.
00:01:58.000As you know, today's a free show, so we have to...
00:02:06.000We have to talk about our sponsors, so let's talk about the coloring book, Trumptastical.
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00:02:37.000You've got Trump as a DJ, a quarterback, a bodybuilder, a skateboarder, and heck, they even have a beautiful page of Trump shredding the guitar better than Jimi Hendrix.
00:02:46.000But obviously not as well as Ryan Katzu Rivera, who technically and frankly is a better guitar player than both Hendrix and Trump.
00:02:52.000This should probably be read by Ryan in a Trump voice.
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00:05:26.000And comparing Biden defending his mental state with Putin giving Tucker Carlson a 30 minute history lesson, which was too boring to listen to.
00:06:56.000But as they're telling him that they're trespassing, and I think cops can tell when they talk to someone, and they immediately, they go, go ahead, cuff me.
00:07:22.000And you can tell in this video that they know that James knows what he's doing.
00:07:31.000The fish kiss of the whole video is as this sheriff or detective is telling him that he had better get the hell out of there and it's none of his business what's happening, a fucking busload of illegals goes right behind him live on camera.
00:07:49.000So, I got into some arguments with some Project Veritas guys, because I tweeted out, I go, what's the matter, you pussies?
00:07:59.000What, you didn't ask him about his miscarriage?
00:08:01.000And so they're texting me now, and they're like, well, I know who you're talking about.
00:08:04.000I go, this is a breakup that's worth tens of millions, hundreds of millions of dollars in the long term, and you want me to get into gossiping on a text?
00:08:12.000Like, I know all of this could be a discovery in a lawsuit.
00:08:14.000I think Veritas is actually suing James.
00:08:19.000So I'm not going to get into the gossip with you, but you dummies chose the wrong team.
00:08:24.000And then this other guy says to me, well, you've got to understand with James, it was like walking on eggshells around him.
00:08:30.000I go, yeah, this is kind of the fight I'm having here.
00:10:07.000I mean, the fucking White House Chief of Security spilling all the beans to James and then James just goes, why are you talking to James O'Keefe?
00:10:18.000And the moron realizing that, you know what they haven't done?
00:10:22.000Because they know that will have the Streisand effect and everyone will be talking about it again.
00:10:27.000So I think he's on some sort of sabbatical.
00:10:29.000This is that White House security guy because they don't want to draw attention to it.
00:10:32.000This is the same as David Shortell, my favorite stakeout king, who on a hunch decided to go to Roger Stone's house 15 minutes before the SWAT showed up.
00:10:44.000And then they had the audacity on CNN to feature him and talk about what a great hunch he was.
00:10:51.000Like, he didn't even camp out the night before.
00:11:19.000And the same thing they did with John Sullivan, right?
00:11:21.000The Antifa guy who told Ashley Babbitt to jump through that window.
00:11:24.000Where she got killed, shot in the neck, by an affirmative action cop who constantly left his gun in the bathroom because he's an idiot and shouldn't be there.
00:11:35.000CNN paid him, what, $35,000 for that footage from January 6 footage?
00:11:41.000He was in Antifa, he dressed up in a MAGA hat, started trouble.
00:11:45.000And after that, they had to justify it, so they sent him on a bunch of excursions to make him look like more of a journalist.
00:11:53.000I tweeted all this, but they're just so bad at it.
00:11:57.000That was a big takeaway with Putin and seeing him be intellectual.
00:12:01.000And again, he's a propagandist and he hates the West and, you know, he's KGB, we're CIA.
00:12:08.000I hate the CIA, but you know what I mean.
00:12:11.000But the juxtaposition of just like intelligent leaders who know what they're doing and the clown show that we're living in with Biden.
00:12:30.000I like to keep it light at the beginning, for you people who are not familiar with the show, and then get heavier and heavier, but I got too heavy at the beginning.
00:12:41.000Sorry to laugh at the handicapped, but this woman's fucking life sucks!
00:12:48.000Well, she's laid, she's getting married, but you've got to hear
00:12:53.000This woman's life story, it is, it's out of a comedy.
00:14:23.000...the internal injuries, but I have a lifelong brain injury and no sense of smell.
00:14:28.000Since then I've been in and out of hospital for my entire life, having gone through hundreds of surgeries.
00:14:33.000Now I'm 22 years old, I'm a keynote speaker, and I'm getting married this year.
00:14:37.000I'm an avid traveler and an adventure junkie, and I want to use my social media to challenge the myth that having a disability defines your life.
00:15:17.000Did they get disproportionately more laid than us normal people?
00:15:20.000Because I know a lot of lonely people, especially women in their 40s.
00:15:24.000But these severely handicapped types, they always seem to be getting poontang, or the D. Like, for example, jumping over to 1-3 here, Shane, my boy Shane, Shane Burka.
00:16:19.000And your daughter tells you about this awesome dude that she met and you're really excited to meet him and you see the pictures and you go, I hope he's treating you right.
00:16:28.000You tell him, he makes you cry, I make him cry.
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00:19:48.000And I've said this a hundred times, but I just love the fact that when you take it, I don't do a whole scoop, that's way too much caffeine, because caffeine is a big part of this, but you take it and then you start feeling the tingles and you're like, I got to get to the gym and I have to break a sweat or I'll feel itchy.
00:20:04.000And then you get out there and you, I will admit, I was kind of hungover this morning.
00:20:09.000And you do have this super energy burst, but then your reality kicks in at some point and says, dude,
00:20:17.000You drank a glass of tequila before you went to sleep last night.
00:23:14.000And it's actually not the first time this has happened.
00:23:17.000Because, and if you want to go down this rabbit hole with me, when the Europeans crossed the ocean to go to the Americas, and you can look this up, they would need to know exactly how many supplies they need.
00:24:42.000We keep hearing these experts, and if you'll allow me to be anti-American for a minute, America's not known for their worldliness.
00:24:50.000I think two-thirds of them don't have passports.
00:24:53.000They're very parochial and local and, you know.
00:24:56.000I talk to people in America that have never been to California, like people in the West Coast.
00:25:01.000I've met people in Brooklyn and the Bronx that have never been to Manhattan.
00:25:04.000Which is a commute I do every fucking day.
00:25:07.000So when they meet someone from Norway and that person is talking like an expert about their country, you're just like, oh, okay, so that's true.
00:25:15.000Even, and I don't want to disparage Jim's wife, but even if it's a tranny, like trannies are, I'm sorry, but they're mentally ill, generally.
00:25:24.000And if a tranny's telling me something about geopolitics or the gun laws of their home country,
00:26:46.000But isn't it weird that wouldn't even be acknowledged?
00:26:50.000We just assume everyone's a fucking expert.
00:26:52.000Okay, speaking of fucking experts, Killer Mike, who was arrested at the Grammys for being a douche and demanding some female security to get the fuck out of his way because she's a dumb bitch, um, he's very politically active and he's a socialist.
00:27:25.000But you gotta understand the retards in control.
00:27:29.000Like, let's give this guy trillions of dollars and say, can you not only make America great, but also deal with all the other countries, make sure Ukraine and Russia are getting along, make sure China and Taiwan are getting along?
00:27:54.000So, even if you do come up with a great plan, the idea of it being implemented is zero.
00:28:01.000Now, I like Nick Oak's brilliant idea of, you give everyone a living wage, but if they accept that, they can't vote.
00:28:11.000That doesn't require me spending or giving the government tons of money.
00:28:16.000Because basically everyone that I'm talking about is already getting a living wage with welfare and food stamps and everything.
00:28:24.000So you're just taking the votes away from people who are ruining the country by voting, like the illegals who are voting because Biden let them in, or blacks who are voting for the black guy or the DNC because they were told to.
00:28:38.000But this idea of like, okay, you get all this money, and then you go and do that, and then we give you this thing.
00:28:45.000Okay, if you're magic, and you're Mao, and you're in a dictatorship, maybe, but you gotta think of the incompetent people that are handling your plan.
00:28:54.000That's what I'm trying to get across here.
00:34:07.000So he's pro-welfare, which incentivizes not getting married.
00:34:11.000So your team started this whole single black mom thing.
00:34:14.000The Black community and strengthens the greater community because now you have more American marriages, you have people with stronger financial stability, and you have tradespeople married to women of education, and you begin to recreate communities like what Auburn Avenue was, what Edgewood was.
00:34:28.000I believe you can do this from the executive order because the money that Florida funnels down from the feds through the states to help mothers,
00:34:35.000Then it can be a test where we're not only helping mothers, we're helping fathers too.
00:34:38.000If a boy gets a woman pregnant, not only does she receive tanner, I see your face, right?
00:34:45.000If a woman receives tanner, she receives good, the boy now has a must, you're federally required now to go to trade school.
00:34:52.000And in those two years, what you put out on the other side is a person who's trained, a person who has an incentive to marry, and a person who becomes a taxpayer and not just a taker of taxes.
00:35:37.000Carpentry, elect... Even, like, becoming a phys ed teacher?
00:35:41.000Those, for some dumb reason, I don't know why.
00:35:43.000Those guys have to take math and, like, history and shit to get their degrees.
00:35:48.000So... Once again, it's low IQ people, and they tend to be socialists, starting with a good premise and then enforcing it with the iron fist of fucking big government.
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00:42:46.000It's funny that these last Friday shows have been so serious because it's supposed to be just spin the wheel to see what subject you're going to talk about and goof off.
00:42:56.000But I don't know, I wanted to cover Killer Mike and the handicapped people getting laid and I can't sleep on the James O'Keefe illegal alien thing.