Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 09, 2024


S5E52 - PUTIN > BIDEN (FREE PART)


Episode Stats

Length

47 minutes

Words per Minute

156.15169

Word Count

7,412

Sentence Count

627

Misogynist Sentences

22

Hate Speech Sentences

46


Summary

Gavin McInnes is joined by comedian Jerry Hassani to talk about how Biden is a retard, and why he should never have a career if he can't talk. Also, we have a new sponsor, Trumptastical, a company that makes a coloring book that features President Trump in a variety of wild and wacky situations. And we talk about the Nita Fashions suit that's on tour in Australia right now, and how you can get your very own one too! Get Off My Lawn! is a production of Native Creative Podcasts. New Artist/Song influenced by Neil Peart: "Sonic the Hedgehog" by Fountains of Wayne Join us on FB and use the hashtag , and tag and to be featured on the next episode of . Subscribe to our new show on Apple Podcasts and leave us a rating and review! Subscribe, review, and tell a friend about what you think of the show! Enjoy, and spread the word to your friends about it! Timestamps: 4:00 - Biden's retardation 5:30 - Why Biden is not mentally ill 8:15 - Why he shouldn't be allowed to rap 9:00 - Who should sing the national anthem? 11:20 - Who's better than Jimi Hendrix is better than Trump? 13:00- Why Ryan Rivera is a better guitar player than Trump's guitar? 16:40 - Ryan Rivera can shreds the guitar better than Jimmy Hendrix? 17:00: Who's a retard? 18:15- Why Biden should be a better guitarist than Trump can't play better than Jussie? 19:30- What do you have a better than Ryan Rivera? 22:00 | Who's the best guitar player? 26:00 +23:00+23: Is Ryan Rivera better than Donald Trump's suit? 25:00 & 27:40 27:10 - What are you think you should wear a suit like that? 28:10 30:10 | Why Biden's suits are better than mine? 35: Is he mentally ill? ? 36:40 | Ryan Rivera's suits better than me? 37:30 | Is he better than my suit better than yours? 39:30 & 36:30 41:20 | Can I get a suit in Australia?


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:27.000 That was a very, very retarded gentleman who goes by the name Jerry Hassani.
00:00:34.000 I think he's Italian or something.
00:00:35.000 I don't know what's going on here.
00:00:37.000 Let me pull him up.
00:00:45.000 That's kind of the running theme for today's show is severe retardation.
00:00:50.000 Biden is fucked up.
00:00:53.000 I'm recording this from my office because Ryan and I are not getting along.
00:00:57.000 I got into an argument with him yesterday and the attitude is just like, fuck you.
00:01:01.000 Why are you busting my balls?
00:01:03.000 He talks to me like I'm his twin brother, but I'm his boss.
00:01:07.000 So you can't riff with someone like that.
00:01:10.000 Uh, so I don't feel like chillin'.
00:01:12.000 You know what I mean?
00:01:13.000 Like if you're a comedy troupe.
00:01:16.000 Because it is a comedy show, ultimately.
00:01:18.000 And one of the guys is being an asshole.
00:01:19.000 You don't feel like riffing.
00:01:21.000 It would be insincere.
00:01:22.000 And it wouldn't be fair to you.
00:01:23.000 So this is just a photo booth on my computer in my office.
00:01:27.000 And then, ideally, the links will be added in post so you'll get to see Jerry Hassani.
00:01:32.000 And, uh, I don't know.
00:01:35.000 Why does he get a career?
00:01:37.000 God bless his cotton socks that he's out there, but it's sort of like that handicapped dude who sang the National Anthem at Citi Field for a Mets game, and he totally murdered it.
00:01:47.000 I'm just sort of like, you deserve, you know, to live and to be happy, but you don't deserve to sing the National Anthem if you can't talk.
00:01:55.000 You don't deserve a rap career.
00:01:56.000 Sorry, bud.
00:01:58.000 As you know, today's a free show, so we have to...
00:02:06.000 We have to talk about our sponsors, so let's talk about the coloring book, Trumptastical.
00:02:13.000 We've got a great new sponsor, the Trumptastical Artificial Presidential Creations of AI Hallucinations Coloring Book.
00:02:19.000 It's a fun and hilarious coloring book that features President Trump in a variety of wild and wacky situations.
00:02:24.000 Folks, this is the number one must-have Valentine's Day gift for every MAGA guy and girl.
00:02:30.000 It's the product of a baby monster who used AI to generate some quite interesting scenarios involving, frankly, President Donald Trump.
00:02:37.000 You've got Trump as a DJ, a quarterback, a bodybuilder, a skateboarder, and heck, they even have a beautiful page of Trump shredding the guitar better than Jimi Hendrix.
00:02:46.000 But obviously not as well as Ryan Katzu Rivera, who technically and frankly is a better guitar player than both Hendrix and Trump.
00:02:52.000 This should probably be read by Ryan in a Trump voice.
00:02:55.000 Trumptasticle has 40 amazing images of President Donald Trump, so strongly.
00:02:59.000 All of the pages are single-sided, which means you won't need to worry about bleed-through.
00:03:02.000 You can tear out a page, put it on your wall, or keep Trumptasticle as a novelty book on your coffee table.
00:03:07.000 The high-quality paper is thick enough that you can use not only colored pencils,
00:03:12.000 Uh, and markers, but even watercolors.
00:03:14.000 We call them pencil crayons in Canada.
00:03:17.000 It's great, it's a great gift for any occasion, but especially Valentine's Day.
00:03:19.000 Go to TrumpTastical.com and check out this high quality fun book.
00:03:24.000 When you buy the book, send in a picture of your best decorated page to Sean, that's our ad guy, S-E-A-N.
00:03:31.000 And the winner at the end of February will get a free batch of Purpleworks pre-workout or a Purpleworks coffee of your choice.
00:03:38.000 Just make sure to color in the lines.
00:03:40.000 Okay?
00:03:41.000 I'd also like to add, by the way, my suits.
00:03:43.000 This is not a Nita fashion suit.
00:03:45.000 But every other day, every day that's not this day, I'm wearing a Nita fashions suit and they're on tour right now in Australia.
00:03:56.000 So here's their shedge.
00:03:59.000 It's not very clear, is it?
00:04:02.000 Is that clear?
00:04:07.000 They're in Sydney.
00:04:08.000 So you contact them on their Instagram page, Nita Fashions, N-I-T-A.
00:04:13.000 And they're in Sydney, February 18th to 20th.
00:04:17.000 They're in Melbourne, February 21st to the 24th.
00:04:23.000 Then they're in Brisbane, February 25th and 26th.
00:04:28.000 So you go in there, you get suited up, you get measured, you get to look at the different fabrics, make your custom suit.
00:04:34.000 It's for rich, cheap guys like me.
00:04:39.000 So we may get into the god wheel today to cover some subjects, but two major stories going on is Biden being a retard.
00:04:49.000 They're not prosecuting him for the documents in his garage because he's not mentally sound.
00:04:55.000 Which is good that he's getting out of a charge, but bad that he's the leader of the free world.
00:05:00.000 He said he can't remember when his son Bo died.
00:05:06.000 He's often said his son Bo died in battle in Iraq, which is not true.
00:05:12.000 He had brain cancer.
00:05:14.000 And we juxtapose that with Tucker's
00:05:18.000 Interview with Putin and whatever you think of Putin, I don't like Putin.
00:05:21.000 I'm a Western chauvinist.
00:05:22.000 I hate the East, but he's no dummy.
00:05:26.000 And comparing Biden defending his mental state with Putin giving Tucker Carlson a 30 minute history lesson, which was too boring to listen to.
00:05:37.000 It's quite a dichotomy there.
00:05:40.000 Quite a difference.
00:05:41.000 Holy fucking shit.
00:05:44.000 We are being led by a special needs man.
00:05:48.000 And I know I've said this a million times.
00:05:49.000 I said it at the gym this morning.
00:05:52.000 I was just like, if Joe Biden was at my local bar, I would stop my friend.
00:05:56.000 Excuse me.
00:05:57.000 Excuse me.
00:05:59.000 They'd be telling me a funny story and I'd go, I'm gonna go say hi to Joe.
00:06:03.000 And they'd be like, why?
00:06:04.000 He's a stupid old man.
00:06:05.000 Because I'm a good person.
00:06:07.000 And then I would go over there and I would spend half a beer talking to him.
00:06:10.000 I've done this before with other special needs seniors.
00:06:14.000 And then after a while you go, okay, well, I'm going to get back to my pals there.
00:06:17.000 Okay, well, nice catching up.
00:06:20.000 Leader of the free world.
00:06:25.000 But before we get to that, let's catch up on some important news bites.
00:06:29.000 James O'Keefe is on fuckin' fire, bro.
00:06:32.000 So this video, pulling up here, 1-1, uh, he hears, an insider tells him that there is a bus full of illegal immigrants.
00:06:43.000 Going into, where was this now?
00:06:47.000 Tucson.
00:06:48.000 Ramada Hotel in Tucson.
00:06:51.000 His disguise is just a wig and a hat.
00:06:56.000 But as they're telling him that they're trespassing, and I think cops can tell when they talk to someone, and they immediately, they go, go ahead, cuff me.
00:07:04.000 I'm on public property.
00:07:05.000 And they can kind of tell when someone knows the law, and they think, this is going to be a pain in the ass with this guy.
00:07:11.000 I'm not going to hassle him too much.
00:07:14.000 Now that's not to say the Sovereign Citizen dudes are effective.
00:07:18.000 They're fucking annoying too.
00:07:20.000 But there's a balance in there.
00:07:22.000 And you can tell in this video that they know that James knows what he's doing.
00:07:31.000 The fish kiss of the whole video is as this sheriff or detective is telling him that he had better get the hell out of there and it's none of his business what's happening, a fucking busload of illegals goes right behind him live on camera.
00:07:49.000 So, I got into some arguments with some Project Veritas guys, because I tweeted out, I go, what's the matter, you pussies?
00:07:58.000 He didn't give you enough attention?
00:07:59.000 What, you didn't ask him about his miscarriage?
00:08:01.000 And so they're texting me now, and they're like, well, I know who you're talking about.
00:08:04.000 I go, this is a breakup that's worth tens of millions, hundreds of millions of dollars in the long term, and you want me to get into gossiping on a text?
00:08:12.000 Like, I know all of this could be a discovery in a lawsuit.
00:08:14.000 I think Veritas is actually suing James.
00:08:19.000 So I'm not going to get into the gossip with you, but you dummies chose the wrong team.
00:08:24.000 And then this other guy says to me, well, you've got to understand with James, it was like walking on eggshells around him.
00:08:30.000 I go, yeah, this is kind of the fight I'm having here.
00:08:33.000 That's your boss.
00:08:34.000 You should be walking around on eggshells.
00:08:36.000 And this isn't just any job.
00:08:39.000 Project Veritas is not CBS.
00:08:41.000 The FBI booted down James's front door, took his phones, all this other shit.
00:08:49.000 So that's eggshell material.
00:08:51.000 You're basically in the media version of a militia, and you're going up against the deep state.
00:08:58.000 So times should be tough.
00:09:00.000 And as far as James taking private planes, well yeah, occasionally.
00:09:04.000 The guy brought in like $28 million last year.
00:09:08.000 We're good to go.
00:09:28.000 He was the boss, so he's still taking on that.
00:09:30.000 And he said to them when he was leaving, he's like, who's going to pay all these legal fees?
00:09:33.000 Like, that's a major part of this company, is paying for these kids when they get, you know, charged.
00:09:38.000 They had no answer.
00:09:40.000 Now they're bankrupt.
00:09:42.000 And now James is forced to pay out all this money.
00:09:45.000 Like, I think it's a generational thing.
00:09:47.000 I think millennials don't understand that work isn't always fun.
00:09:53.000 And when you're, especially when the stakes are as high as, very tough, but anyway,
00:09:58.000 James is handling it himself now and showing everyone why he was the boss.
00:10:06.000 And it's because he's fucking great.
00:10:07.000 I mean, the fucking White House Chief of Security spilling all the beans to James and then James just goes, why are you talking to James O'Keefe?
00:10:18.000 And the moron realizing that, you know what they haven't done?
00:10:21.000 They haven't fired him.
00:10:22.000 Because they know that will have the Streisand effect and everyone will be talking about it again.
00:10:27.000 So I think he's on some sort of sabbatical.
00:10:29.000 This is that White House security guy because they don't want to draw attention to it.
00:10:32.000 This is the same as David Shortell, my favorite stakeout king, who on a hunch decided to go to Roger Stone's house 15 minutes before the SWAT showed up.
00:10:44.000 And then they had the audacity on CNN to feature him and talk about what a great hunch he was.
00:10:51.000 Like, he didn't even camp out the night before.
00:10:54.000 He was there at 5.
00:10:55.000 The SWAT team was there at 5.15.
00:10:57.000 Because the FBI clearly is in bed with CNN and clearly told them.
00:11:02.000 And they had the audacity to run with that lie and go, yeah, it was a hunch.
00:11:07.000 Great work, David Chorto.
00:11:09.000 Then they shuffle him off to Mexico, where he's in charge of Mexican slash American media relations.
00:11:17.000 That's not a thing.
00:11:19.000 And the same thing they did with John Sullivan, right?
00:11:21.000 The Antifa guy who told Ashley Babbitt to jump through that window.
00:11:24.000 Where she got killed, shot in the neck, by an affirmative action cop who constantly left his gun in the bathroom because he's an idiot and shouldn't be there.
00:11:35.000 CNN paid him, what, $35,000 for that footage from January 6 footage?
00:11:41.000 He was in Antifa, he dressed up in a MAGA hat, started trouble.
00:11:45.000 And after that, they had to justify it, so they sent him on a bunch of excursions to make him look like more of a journalist.
00:11:53.000 I tweeted all this, but they're just so bad at it.
00:11:57.000 That was a big takeaway with Putin and seeing him be intellectual.
00:12:01.000 And again, he's a propagandist and he hates the West and, you know, he's KGB, we're CIA.
00:12:08.000 I hate the CIA, but you know what I mean.
00:12:11.000 But the juxtaposition of just like intelligent leaders who know what they're doing and the clown show that we're living in with Biden.
00:12:24.000 But before we get to that.
00:12:27.000 This is some important news.
00:12:29.000 I got a little too heavy.
00:12:30.000 I like to keep it light at the beginning, for you people who are not familiar with the show, and then get heavier and heavier, but I got too heavy at the beginning.
00:12:41.000 Sorry to laugh at the handicapped, but this woman's fucking life sucks!
00:12:48.000 Well, she's laid, she's getting married, but you've got to hear
00:12:53.000 This woman's life story, it is, it's out of a comedy.
00:13:02.000 Already the worst luck in the world.
00:13:03.000 Wait, was she to daycare at 18 months?
00:13:05.000 That's young.
00:13:27.000 My right hand and my right ear, both legs.
00:13:28.000 So not only did the car shoot through the walls and land on top of her, it burst into flames where she cooked for, I think, 30 seconds?
00:13:50.000 Okay, so already we're at the worst possible luck a human can have.
00:13:53.000 It gets worse.
00:13:54.000 How far is 18 meters?
00:14:18.000 60 feet.
00:14:20.000 60 feet through the air.
00:14:21.000 She goes fucking flying.
00:14:23.000 ...the internal injuries, but I have a lifelong brain injury and no sense of smell.
00:14:28.000 Since then I've been in and out of hospital for my entire life, having gone through hundreds of surgeries.
00:14:33.000 Now I'm 22 years old, I'm a keynote speaker, and I'm getting married this year.
00:14:37.000 I'm an avid traveler and an adventure junkie, and I want to use my social media to challenge the myth that having a disability defines your life.
00:14:45.000 I want to show...
00:14:46.000 Yeah.
00:14:47.000 I live my... Yeah.
00:14:50.000 Well done.
00:14:51.000 She doesn't even have a... Like, she doesn't really have normal hair.
00:14:53.000 And she's not wearing a wig.
00:14:55.000 She gets cock.
00:14:57.000 She's getting married.
00:14:58.000 She got laid.
00:14:59.000 How come you're not getting laid?
00:15:02.000 Is it... These people always seem to be hooked up with someone.
00:15:05.000 Even like the... My 500 pound life.
00:15:07.000 These gigantic fat pigs.
00:15:10.000 They always seem to have a lover.
00:15:12.000 And yes, it's often an African American gentleman.
00:15:14.000 But sometimes it's not.
00:15:17.000 Did they get disproportionately more laid than us normal people?
00:15:20.000 Because I know a lot of lonely people, especially women in their 40s.
00:15:24.000 But these severely handicapped types, they always seem to be getting poontang, or the D. Like, for example, jumping over to 1-3 here, Shane, my boy Shane, Shane Burka.
00:15:43.000 We're disabled.
00:15:44.000 Of course people assume we're sad.
00:15:46.000 So that other dude with the chain, he has the physiognomy of a Canadian funny person.
00:15:53.000 He's got that hoser face, that Cody Canuck face.
00:15:56.000 I bet he is Canadian.
00:15:58.000 So this is him and Shane.
00:15:59.000 They go on vacations together with their pretty attractive girlfriends.
00:16:04.000 Wives, I think, actually.
00:16:06.000 I'm not sure.
00:16:07.000 And they just get mad poon and travel the world.
00:16:11.000 It's got to be some sort of maternal instinct, and then with men it's paternal instinct.
00:16:16.000 Something fishy is going on here.
00:16:17.000 Imagine you're the dad.
00:16:19.000 And your daughter tells you about this awesome dude that she met and you're really excited to meet him and you see the pictures and you go, I hope he's treating you right.
00:16:28.000 You tell him, he makes you cry, I make him cry.
00:16:32.000 And then fucking that shows up.
00:16:34.000 Like not just, the hoser's not that bad, but Shane.
00:16:38.000 With his weird... His cricket arms.
00:16:43.000 And your daughter's this beautiful, healthy young lady and you're like, really?
00:16:47.000 Out of all the fish in the sea?
00:16:49.000 I mean, it would be one thing if he was, you know, in Afghanistan and he got crippled after and you're gonna stand by your man.
00:16:57.000 Of course people call us Speed Racer.
00:17:01.000 Hot Wheels.
00:17:02.000 Speed Demon.
00:17:03.000 Speedy Gonzalez.
00:17:04.000 We're disabled.
00:17:05.000 Of course people apologize to us for no reason.
00:17:08.000 We're disabled.
00:17:09.000 Of course people assume we can't... We're disabled.
00:17:13.000 Of course... I do assume you can't fuck.
00:17:16.000 I mean, you can't walk.
00:17:18.000 You must do a lot of pussy eating, I guess.
00:17:20.000 Right?
00:17:21.000 And they constantly refute that whole, like, oh, you don't understand.
00:17:25.000 We can fuck like crazy.
00:17:27.000 Like, OK, can I get the details?
00:17:29.000 If you're going to be bragging about how awesome you are in the sack despite being paralyzed, like, what do you do?
00:17:35.000 I think I asked Crip Daddy that, and he refused to answer.
00:17:39.000 This is one four now doing ballet in the lobby of the Jacob Javits Center, wherever the fuck they are.
00:17:39.000 There they are.
00:17:47.000 Maybe they're on a cruise ship?
00:17:48.000 Because they did go on a cruise.
00:17:51.000 And then 1-5.
00:17:53.000 Just more handicapped people.
00:17:57.000 That's them on New Year's Eve.
00:17:57.000 Like, look at them.
00:18:05.000 Like, you're worried that you're bald.
00:18:08.000 And that's probably why you're not getting laid.
00:18:10.000 No, dude.
00:18:11.000 They're crumpled.
00:18:12.000 Shane Burkhardt is a crumpled up piece of paper.
00:18:16.000 And he's doing awesome.
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00:19:48.000 And I've said this a hundred times, but I just love the fact that when you take it, I don't do a whole scoop, that's way too much caffeine, because caffeine is a big part of this, but you take it and then you start feeling the tingles and you're like, I got to get to the gym and I have to break a sweat or I'll feel itchy.
00:20:04.000 And then you get out there and you, I will admit, I was kind of hungover this morning.
00:20:09.000 And you do have this super energy burst, but then your reality kicks in at some point and says, dude,
00:20:17.000 You drank a glass of tequila before you went to sleep last night.
00:20:20.000 You're not in the greatest of shape.
00:20:22.000 I'm tricking you.
00:20:24.000 But you get the workout in.
00:20:25.000 I played my new dance hall.
00:20:28.000 See, that's another reason I can't have fun and relax today.
00:20:32.000 Because I brought these costumes to do a whole mixtape about dance hall and reggae and Jamaican music.
00:20:40.000 And I've got the costumes ready, but you can't.
00:20:43.000 Do costume playlist videos when someone's fucking telling you that you're busting their balls.
00:20:50.000 It's not a fun comedy environment.
00:20:54.000 But I guess we'll get to that next week.
00:20:56.000 I got to pre-tape a bunch of shows.
00:20:59.000 I also got to do some Battle of the Bands again.
00:21:01.000 Lynyrd Skynyrd, people keep suggesting.
00:21:03.000 And then I was looking at Toby Keith.
00:21:05.000 I mean, his career was fucking long, right?
00:21:08.000 Probably 30 is when he broke.
00:21:11.000 The age of 30 just died at 62, so it's 32 years, that's a lot of years, but 32, wait a minute, I could just do it in my head.
00:21:17.000 Hit 32 number one hits, that's a hit a year.
00:21:19.000 Hmm.
00:21:21.000 I mean, that's, those are number one hits, though.
00:21:25.000 Like, Beer for My Horses is a fucking hit, as far as I'm concerned, but I don't think it made it to number one.
00:21:32.000 Um, also an important news.
00:21:35.000 I found some high IQ sprinkles.
00:21:38.000 This is one six.
00:21:40.000 Fucking awesome.
00:21:43.000 OK, this is one of my favorite paradoxes.
00:21:45.000 Humans could not have traveled to the moon unless we had already traveled to the moon.
00:21:52.000 Let that sink in.
00:21:54.000 So in order to make that trip, Chris is leaving because I've been talking about paradoxes all week and he's sick of it.
00:22:03.000 I love the way he takes his headphones off.
00:22:05.000 Why does a one-person... Oh, wait, shit.
00:22:08.000 Why does a one-person podcast need headphones?
00:22:11.000 I've tried it before.
00:22:13.000 You can hear, like, the spit in your mouth.
00:22:15.000 It's really distracting.
00:22:17.000 It's way too intense.
00:22:19.000 I don't even get headphones in any circumstance, like on Joe Rogan.
00:22:23.000 Why do they need them?
00:22:24.000 The conceit is, well, when we play a video, if it comes out of the speakers, it'll feed back into the microphone.
00:22:30.000 No, it doesn't.
00:22:31.000 You guys hear my show, not this show, but the usual show.
00:22:35.000 It doesn't feed back into the fucking microphone.
00:22:38.000 Anyway, back to high IQ sprinkles.
00:22:42.000 Oops.
00:22:43.000 Oh no.
00:22:46.000 Because you can't afford to bring not enough, or you'll never make the return flight.
00:22:51.000 But you also can't afford to bring too much because of the complexities of space travel, right?
00:22:56.000 Chemistry, physics, all these things behave differently in outer space.
00:23:02.000 So, for us to have made the trip to the Moon, we would have already had
00:23:08.000 To have been to the moon in order to know how much fuel it requires.
00:23:13.000 So that's the paradox.
00:23:14.000 And it's actually not the first time this has happened.
00:23:17.000 Because, and if you want to go down this rabbit hole with me, when the Europeans crossed the ocean to go to the Americas, and you can look this up, they would need to know exactly how many supplies they need.
00:23:31.000 Yeah, they ran out all the time.
00:23:32.000 Well, how could they know that unless they had already made the trip before?
00:23:37.000 And you can take this a step further.
00:23:39.000 If you really want to get crazy, the only way a sailboat can cross the ocean is with wind.
00:23:45.000 Well, how did they know exactly... Can I blow your mind right now?
00:23:53.000 Podcasts can be such a waste of time with these experts.
00:23:56.000 It reminds me of, I saw Jim Norton and his tranny wife, who I think is from Norway?
00:24:05.000 And she was... No guns.
00:24:07.000 She was on Adam... Oh, I froze there.
00:24:12.000 Um... I think Photo Booth can only handle 25 minutes.
00:24:16.000 Remember when I interviewed Penny Rimbow from Crass on it?
00:24:19.000 It kept dying.
00:24:21.000 But, um... Yeah, these experts who aren't experts in retarded America, which might be the name of this episode.
00:24:31.000 No, it should be called Pootin... Poutine?
00:24:36.000 Putin is greater than Biden.
00:24:42.000 We keep hearing these experts, and if you'll allow me to be anti-American for a minute, America's not known for their worldliness.
00:24:50.000 I think two-thirds of them don't have passports.
00:24:53.000 They're very parochial and local and, you know.
00:24:56.000 I talk to people in America that have never been to California, like people in the West Coast.
00:25:01.000 I've met people in Brooklyn and the Bronx that have never been to Manhattan.
00:25:04.000 Which is a commute I do every fucking day.
00:25:07.000 So when they meet someone from Norway and that person is talking like an expert about their country, you're just like, oh, okay, so that's true.
00:25:15.000 Even, and I don't want to disparage Jim's wife, but even if it's a tranny, like trannies are, I'm sorry, but they're mentally ill, generally.
00:25:24.000 And if a tranny's telling me something about geopolitics or the gun laws of their home country,
00:25:29.000 I'm not listening.
00:25:30.000 I don't take you seriously.
00:25:32.000 So at 1719 on this link, which is 16A, they're talking about guns and how they don't have guns.
00:25:41.000 She means handguns.
00:25:43.000 But they don't have guns in Norway and there's no shootings there.
00:25:47.000 Oh, okay.
00:25:48.000 I don't mean, like, handguns.
00:25:50.000 I mean, like, rifles, like, in case a war breaks out, kind of thing.
00:25:54.000 Yeah, many people have rifles and go hunting, but there's not many shootings in Norway at all.
00:25:59.000 Yeah, and a lot of rifles, not so many schools getting shot at.
00:26:04.000 Right.
00:26:05.000 Sweetness.
00:26:06.000 How the fuck are they all talking about that and ignoring Anders Breivik who killed 77 people?
00:26:15.000 When did he do that again?
00:26:16.000 10 years ago.
00:26:17.000 So 2012, around.
00:26:22.000 He's still in prison for it.
00:26:24.000 But like, isn't it weird they wouldn't even acknowledge that?
00:26:27.000 I remember, the reason I looked that up is because I remember John Lott talking about how it's a myth that America has the most shootings.
00:26:34.000 Because when you go per cap, Northern Europe's not doing that great.
00:26:38.000 And in fact, I think thanks to Anders, they're worse.
00:26:42.000 Norway is definitely worse than us.
00:26:44.000 77 in one go.
00:26:46.000 But isn't it weird that wouldn't even be acknowledged?
00:26:50.000 We just assume everyone's a fucking expert.
00:26:52.000 Okay, speaking of fucking experts, Killer Mike, who was arrested at the Grammys for being a douche and demanding some female security to get the fuck out of his way because she's a dumb bitch, um, he's very politically active and he's a socialist.
00:27:07.000 He's a Bernie bro.
00:27:08.000 And my problem with these socialist types is they, they, uh, they,
00:27:15.000 Have these pie-in-the-sky plans.
00:27:18.000 Like, everyone gets a living wage and all.
00:27:20.000 And it sounds nice on paper.
00:27:22.000 Okay.
00:27:24.000 Cool, we'll do that.
00:27:25.000 But you gotta understand the retards in control.
00:27:29.000 Like, let's give this guy trillions of dollars and say, can you not only make America great, but also deal with all the other countries, make sure Ukraine and Russia are getting along, make sure China and Taiwan are getting along?
00:27:44.000 No!
00:27:45.000 Make sure Israel and Iran.
00:27:47.000 This guy, we'll get to this, but this guy thinks that Egypt is in Mexico.
00:27:51.000 I'm not joking.
00:27:54.000 So, even if you do come up with a great plan, the idea of it being implemented is zero.
00:28:01.000 Now, I like Nick Oak's brilliant idea of, you give everyone a living wage, but if they accept that, they can't vote.
00:28:11.000 That doesn't require me spending or giving the government tons of money.
00:28:16.000 Because basically everyone that I'm talking about is already getting a living wage with welfare and food stamps and everything.
00:28:24.000 So you're just taking the votes away from people who are ruining the country by voting, like the illegals who are voting because Biden let them in, or blacks who are voting for the black guy or the DNC because they were told to.
00:28:37.000 So you just weed that out.
00:28:38.000 But this idea of like, okay, you get all this money, and then you go and do that, and then we give you this thing.
00:28:45.000 Okay, if you're magic, and you're Mao, and you're in a dictatorship, maybe, but you gotta think of the incompetent people that are handling your plan.
00:28:54.000 That's what I'm trying to get across here.
00:28:56.000 Your plan can be flawless.
00:28:58.000 And with corruption, and a lot of black female politicians, to be honest, the money's all getting stolen.
00:29:06.000 Like LiveAid.
00:29:07.000 What happened with LiveAid?
00:29:09.000 We sent raised like... How much money did LiveAid raise?
00:29:19.000 $127 million.
00:29:20.000 It didn't go to poor people.
00:29:21.000 It sat on trucks.
00:29:22.000 It went to despots.
00:29:24.000 We're not much better than the turd world these days.
00:29:26.000 It's just a guy that went viral here in New York for just popping a squat on a garbage can and just filling it with poo.
00:29:36.000 We can't make fun of the pajits anymore, we're just as bad.
00:29:40.000 Okay, so let's, this is, uh, 17, let's hear Killer Mike's plan to save the world.
00:29:45.000 I've watched this a couple times and I thought, I'm gonna have to watch this live because it's pretty hard to piece together.
00:29:52.000 Okay.
00:29:53.000 Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:55.000 What happened here?
00:29:57.000 Young woman gets pregnant as a teenager, young man and woman...
00:30:02.000 I think the solution is this and I'm out your way.
00:30:06.000 Two years.
00:30:07.000 Young woman gets pregnant as a teenager.
00:30:08.000 Young man and woman get pregnant.
00:30:09.000 This is the two year plan.
00:30:11.000 First two years are debt free.
00:30:13.000 You don't have to pay the government anything back.
00:30:17.000 So she doesn't get to drag him into court.
00:30:19.000 Wait, so black teenager gets a black
00:30:24.000 I don't know.
00:30:25.000 Why are they all black in this?
00:30:26.000 This is the other thing.
00:30:26.000 What about poor whites?
00:30:28.000 Like trailer trash?
00:30:29.000 Are they involved?
00:30:31.000 Is every teen?
00:30:32.000 Because he keeps talking about his community.
00:30:34.000 It's this myopic view of the world where I'm going to come up with a law for my community.
00:30:38.000 Okay, that's not how the Constitution works.
00:30:41.000 We can't have laws for me and not for thee.
00:30:43.000 Everyone's supposed to be equal under the law.
00:30:46.000 So let's just, for the sake of argument, say he's talking about poor teens.
00:30:52.000 But wait, you have to talk about all teens.
00:30:53.000 We can't have different laws for different income brackets.
00:30:57.000 So if you're a teen parent and you get pregnant, you don't have to pay taxes for two years.
00:31:09.000 But these people aren't paying taxes anyway.
00:31:11.000 And then he doesn't have to pay child support.
00:31:14.000 Because she can't drag him into court, he says.
00:31:17.000 See, he's starting with a good idea that we need more tradespeople.
00:31:41.000 But what are the logistics of this insane new society he's creating?
00:31:47.000 So you get a woman pregnant when you're a teenager, and then you don't have to pay child support, but you have to
00:31:57.000 Get a trade?
00:31:58.000 How do you force people to get a trade?
00:32:00.000 We don't have enough electricians.
00:32:01.000 We don't have enough people to build a road.
00:32:03.000 In my community, the girls are going to college and graduating.
00:32:07.000 Yes, and they're taking bullshit garbage classes like Black History Month or some shit.
00:32:12.000 And then they're becoming chief diversity officers at the local public school.
00:32:16.000 Or what do they call it?
00:32:17.000 They have these black schools here in the Bronx.
00:32:20.000 They have like, the guy's job is head of culture at the school.
00:32:25.000 Wait, you just said these educated black women don't have anyone to marry and then you said they're all married to tradesmen.
00:32:41.000 Wait a minute, so...
00:33:04.000 Yeah, you should go through two years of trade school.
00:33:08.000 Two years?
00:33:09.000 A plumber's like seven years.
00:33:11.000 What's two years of trade school gonna do?
00:33:13.000 Although I'm sure I could learn how to be a plumber in two years.
00:33:18.000 How do you enforce that?
00:33:20.000 Okay, I like where you're at.
00:33:22.000 Okay, go ahead.
00:33:23.000 After that boy graduates, you get a further incentive if you and the girl marry.
00:33:29.000 That's good.
00:33:31.000 So you get her pregnant.
00:33:32.000 You don't have to pay child support.
00:33:33.000 I don't know how she's surviving, by the way.
00:33:35.000 And then you go to trade school for those two years.
00:33:38.000 Are you living with her?
00:33:40.000 And then there's incentive to marry, like tax breaks and stuff.
00:33:43.000 That part I like, but that could be its own thing.
00:33:46.000 If you and the girl marry, we'll give you these incentives.
00:33:49.000 Zero finance, home loans, something out of HUD besides an apartment with a leaky faucet.
00:33:54.000 But like, do I get that when I get married?
00:33:56.000 Who gets this?
00:33:57.000 Do you have to be below a certain income level?
00:34:00.000 And rats and roaches in it.
00:34:01.000 But incentivize marriage, which then strengthens our community.
00:34:05.000 This guy's a socialist, right?
00:34:07.000 So he's pro-welfare, which incentivizes not getting married.
00:34:11.000 So your team started this whole single black mom thing.
00:34:14.000 The Black community and strengthens the greater community because now you have more American marriages, you have people with stronger financial stability, and you have tradespeople married to women of education, and you begin to recreate communities like what Auburn Avenue was, what Edgewood was.
00:34:28.000 I believe you can do this from the executive order because the money that Florida funnels down from the feds through the states to help mothers,
00:34:35.000 Then it can be a test where we're not only helping mothers, we're helping fathers too.
00:34:38.000 If a boy gets a woman pregnant, not only does she receive tanner, I see your face, right?
00:34:43.000 Good idea.
00:34:45.000 If a woman receives tanner, she receives good, the boy now has a must, you're federally required now to go to trade school.
00:34:52.000 And in those two years, what you put out on the other side is a person who's trained, a person who has an incentive to marry, and a person who becomes a taxpayer and not just a taker of taxes.
00:35:03.000 So you have to go to trade school.
00:35:06.000 How do we enforce that?
00:35:09.000 This is fucking lefties, man.
00:35:11.000 He's right that we should incentivize marriage.
00:35:13.000 He's right that there should be more trades.
00:35:16.000 So he starts with that good premise and then he employs fascism and free money to make it all happen.
00:35:23.000 Like, do you round up these guys?
00:35:25.000 Do they go to jail if they don't go to trade school?
00:35:28.000 What if they're retarded?
00:35:30.000 What if they suck at trade school?
00:35:31.000 It's not easy.
00:35:33.000 It's not a given.
00:35:34.000 It's not breaking rocks.
00:35:35.000 It's not carrying plywood.
00:35:37.000 Carpentry, elect... Even, like, becoming a phys ed teacher?
00:35:41.000 Those, for some dumb reason, I don't know why.
00:35:43.000 Those guys have to take math and, like, history and shit to get their degrees.
00:35:48.000 So... Once again, it's low IQ people, and they tend to be socialists, starting with a good premise and then enforcing it with the iron fist of fucking big government.
00:36:00.000 No thanks, Mike.
00:36:02.000 All right, what are we at here now?
00:36:04.000 So we should go behind the paywall soon.
00:36:08.000 25, 35, maybe 10 more minutes.
00:36:10.000 Let's talk about the Putin interview.
00:36:12.000 Here it is at 1-8.
00:36:13.000 Fucking Tucker.
00:36:16.000 Tucker, like, the people who are fucking up are fucking up.
00:36:20.000 And then there's certain dudes that are just killing it right now.
00:36:25.000 I think there's certain people who thrive when things are going bad.
00:36:30.000 And Trump was one of those guys.
00:36:32.000 He was collecting rent in the Bronx, right down the street here, when the Bronx was an absolute war zone.
00:36:39.000 When collecting rent was a suicide mission.
00:36:42.000 Him and his dad were there making a fortune out of nothing.
00:36:46.000 Garbage.
00:36:48.000 And then accruing more and buying more with the money from the previous thing.
00:36:53.000 Tucker, he's fired from Fox News.
00:36:56.000 Fuck you, you're dead now.
00:36:57.000 You're not doing anything.
00:36:58.000 And he's not just doing important interviews like Vladimir Putin, but he's doing Theo Vaughn and the Nelk Boys.
00:37:08.000 Unfortunately, we'll never have a white male P and VP ever again.
00:37:13.000 If you have a white male, straight white male P, like Biden, the next question is, out of the gay female people of color, who's the best?
00:37:23.000 There could be the perfect vice president there.
00:37:26.000 Like, Tucker, arguably, would be the perfect vice president, but not only will it not happen, it has to be Vivek.
00:37:34.000 Rhymes with cake.
00:37:36.000 So, he does this weird interview where he's charming.
00:37:41.000 Tucker is, obviously.
00:37:42.000 He laughs.
00:37:42.000 He says, who blew up the Nordstrom pipeline?
00:37:46.000 And Putin says, you.
00:37:47.000 And he goes, well, I was busy that day.
00:37:49.000 And he goes, well, you might have an alibi, but the CIA does not.
00:37:54.000 Very anti-CIA.
00:37:56.000 He goes off for a half hour history lesson at the beginning, which is true and boring.
00:38:02.000 I find Russian history really dull, especially when you compare it to American history.
00:38:09.000 But it was like most of what he said was corny.
00:38:18.000 Yeah, I think it made me realize how totally incompetent our country is.
00:38:23.000 Like it's not just Biden.
00:38:24.000 He's and I don't like that.
00:38:26.000 I'm not sure I totally go with this whole like, oh, it doesn't matter who's in charge.
00:38:29.000 They're just a puppet.
00:38:30.000 I don't know.
00:38:32.000 I mean,
00:38:34.000 Pete Buttigieg is the head of infrastructure in America.
00:38:37.000 He takes a year off for his kid, and our infrastructure couldn't be worse.
00:38:41.000 We've got these toxic explosions in Ohio all the time, and driving around the Bronx feels like driving around Iraq.
00:38:48.000 It's everywhere.
00:38:48.000 AOC has ruined the Bronx.
00:38:50.000 The schools could not have worse records.
00:38:53.000 No one can read.
00:38:55.000 None of these public schools.
00:38:56.000 The teachers can't read.
00:38:58.000 In the Bronx.
00:38:58.000 You should drive around this neighborhood that AOC has rescued.
00:39:03.000 It is turd world.
00:39:05.000 There's, you've heard of impacted feces.
00:39:08.000 Around our studio there's impacted garbage.
00:39:11.000 Where it doesn't get picked up, it gets run over, and then it keeps running over again until it sort of becomes petrified and part of the road.
00:39:18.000 That's all over the South Bronx.
00:39:21.000 Murder is every day.
00:39:23.000 And AOC's reaction to all that is, well, a lot of them are homeless because they're gay.
00:39:30.000 What?
00:39:32.000 Their parents in the South Bronx, too, like anyone would give a shit.
00:39:36.000 You can't even tell with Puerto Ricans half the time, the way they dress, the way they all wear a purse these days.
00:39:42.000 Yeah, she goes, yeah, they come home and they get kicked out of the house.
00:39:45.000 That's why they're not in school.
00:39:46.000 And they're tired because they slept at a shelter.
00:39:48.000 Just made up stuff, nothing to back it up.
00:39:50.000 Gavin Newsom ruined California.
00:39:52.000 So the Joe Biden thing is not that unusual.
00:39:56.000 What were the highlights of the interview?
00:39:58.000 I hope it's just playing in the background here.
00:40:00.000 Everyone used to use the U.S.
00:40:01.000 dollar, now nobody does because of your sanctions.
00:40:04.000 We wanted to join NATO, says Putin.
00:40:07.000 You said no, and then you encroached on our territory five times.
00:40:10.000 I don't know.
00:40:32.000 And he's corrupt, but trust, but verify, you know?
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00:42:46.000 It's funny that these last Friday shows have been so serious because it's supposed to be just spin the wheel to see what subject you're going to talk about and goof off.
00:42:56.000 But I don't know, I wanted to cover Killer Mike and the handicapped people getting laid and I can't sleep on the James O'Keefe illegal alien thing.
00:43:05.000 It kind of relates to Biden.
00:43:08.000 So, these past few free shows have been pretty... They've been kind of the most serious show of the week.
00:43:13.000 But we have some new shirts in.
00:43:15.000 I'm gonna take these home and wash them before I wear them on the show, because... Brand new shirt has a weird shape.
00:43:20.000 I love Karens.
00:43:22.000 The only... We used to hate them.
00:43:24.000 They've terrorized me and my family, but... I gotta admit, when it comes to, like... Telling someone they shouldn't be fishing there...
00:43:34.000 It seems like the Karens are the only ones doing it.
00:43:36.000 And then these I found in an old box at the Clumia Studio.
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00:43:48.000 And so, I Like You More Than a Friend, the Gavin McInnes Show, we air those on the weekend.
00:43:54.000 I think I'm going to be airing the Red Pilled America podcast instead this weekend.
00:43:58.000 So you can take that in, that'll probably be free.
00:44:02.000 And, uh, all right, let's do this.
00:44:04.000 Let's introduce my pet Biden.
00:44:07.000 And then after the first example of that, we will go behind the paper.
00:44:16.000 My fucking post woman and I do not get along.
00:44:21.000 She called, she's Jamaican.
00:44:22.000 She called me a pain in the ass.
00:44:25.000 But every time she puts the mail in, she just like slams the fucking thing in.
00:44:31.000 Anyway, so cue My Pet Biden.
00:44:33.000 Wait, that doesn't rhyme.
00:44:56.000 All right, so what did he get up to with this pathetic seven-minute press conference that was just so embarrassing?
00:45:04.000 I mean, the leader of the free world has been deemed unimpeachable because he's not mentally sound enough to prosecute.
00:45:15.000 So the fact that he brought those documents home is perfectly acceptable because he's Mr. Magoo.
00:45:20.000 Okay.
00:45:21.000 If that's true, then he can't be president.
00:45:24.000 It can't even be the nominee.
00:45:26.000 And I think that's what the DNC and the FBI and the CIA are saying.
00:45:30.000 They're like, yeah, we're officially certifying him as retard.
00:45:36.000 What a retard in this episode.
00:45:38.000 So this is 1-9.
00:45:41.000 Let's hear what he's done for the conflict in the West Bank, in Gaza, in Israel.
00:45:47.000 We obviously have a lot of refugees they want to
00:45:49.000 They want to go to Lebanon, they want to go to Egypt.
00:45:52.000 Where can they go?
00:45:53.000 They can go to Mexico.
00:45:58.000 As you know, initially, the president of Mexico, Sisi... The president of Egypt, his last name is El Sisi.
00:46:08.000 The president of Mexico was named AMLO.
00:46:11.000 Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador.
00:46:14.000 Everyone just calls him AMLO, the acronym.
00:46:18.000 The President of Mexico?
00:46:21.000 Is that more people fucking with my mailbox?
00:46:25.000 Sorry.
00:46:26.000 Did not want to open up the gate to allow humanitarian material to get in.
00:46:32.000 Humanitarian material to get in.
00:46:34.000 I talked to him.
00:46:36.000 I convinced him to open the gate.
00:46:37.000 I talked to Bibi to open the gate on the Israeli side.
00:46:42.000 So he talked to Bibi.
00:46:44.000 That's his pal over in Israel.
00:46:46.000 And said, open the gate.
00:46:47.000 I don't know what he's talking about, though.
00:46:49.000 Like, Bibi wasn't allowing humanitarian aid into Israel?
00:46:52.000 I don't think that was a thing.
00:46:55.000 Um, but yeah.
00:46:57.000 Okay, so we're gonna go behind the paywall now.
00:46:58.000 I'm gonna get into what this committee that investigated him decided.
00:47:02.000 They called him a well-meaning elderly man with no memory.
00:47:07.000 And then he defends himself by saying, I'm dealing with the Middle East.
00:47:12.000 I talked to Mexico.
00:47:14.000 He confused Egypt and Mexico.
00:47:18.000 And he did it while defending his mental state.
00:47:23.000 Fish kiss.
00:47:24.000 Anyway, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.