Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 16, 2024


S5E55 - MINI EPISODES (FREE PART)

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competence crisis Killer Mike Judge India IQ War on Kids depression
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Gavin McInnes
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Mike Donald Trump Larry David Ryan Katsu Rivera Matt Walsh Billy Partington Jump Medic Linda Jeff Scott Adams Alex Jones Tiffany A. Hanyard The Grim Reaper Sebastian Maniscalco Letitia Henderson Floyd Mayweather Nick Pizzolatto Justin Trudeau Tommy Robinson Bobby Starbuck and 26 more
S5E52 - PUTIN > BIDEN (FREE PART) S5E57 - CORN STARCH AND BLASPHEMY (FREE PART)

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Gavin McInnes and Tucker Tucker are back with a new episode of Get Off My Lawn. They talk about a song that features Tucker and Donald Trump, and why you should be doing whatever you want with your money. Plus, a new Purpleworks pre-workout program that's not only great for the gym, but also for sports! Subscribe to the podcast on iTunes and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Podchaser. Subscribe, Like, and Share to stay up to date with what s going on in the world of podchaser and podlife. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Thanks to our sponsor, Purpleworks Nutrition, for sponsoring this episode. Purpleworks is a health and wellness company that makes some of the best pre workout programs in the business, and they also make some really good coffee, too. Whether you re into the French press or not-so-French press, you re gonna want to get a whole bag of whole bean coffee and a whole bunch of organic instant coffee, so this could be a coveted collector item. If you re in the mood for a whole-bodied, whole bean, whole-bean coffee, you ve got it covered. Get off My Lawn with Gav and Gav on this episode of Gav's new show! Get On My Lawn is a show about getting off my Lawn, Gav & Gav, Gave Me a good vibes, and Gave me your best shot at the best of what you vegave me a chance to get off my lawn, and I mixtape, so I can do my best to be the best I ve got on my lawn in the best possible way possible. Gave you guys a little bit of everything you can do for you, so you ll get the most out of this episode you can give me the best day of your day in the most beautiful place I can possibly get. of the day. Get Off my Lawn with me, baby! -Gavin and I love you, baby mama. . Thank you for listening to this episode yet again. XOXO, Gavin - Gav is back with more than enough coffee and I hope you ll love it. -Tune in next week! xoxo, Caitie, Rachael

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:51.000 Indictments she made.
00:00:52.000 That's a great jam.
00:00:53.000 Can you zoom out so people can see that whole thing?
00:00:55.000 Of course.
00:00:56.000 Really, we're gonna zoom out in a way that nobody's ever seen before.
00:00:59.000 Oh, Trump!
00:01:01.000 Yes, it's me.
00:01:02.000 I'm here.
00:01:04.000 Loving it.
00:01:05.000 Doing it.
00:01:06.000 Ramble Ramble.
00:01:07.000 Doing Ramble.
00:01:08.000 That's the second time this week we've had a song that's starring Tucker or Donald Trump rapping.
00:01:15.000 Rapping, saying, doing.
00:01:16.000 We get whatever we want.
00:01:18.000 By the way, speaking of Donald Trump, you have a coloring book, I understand.
00:01:23.000 It's true.
00:01:23.000 It's a beautiful, magnificent, all-color coloring book.
00:01:28.000 After you color it, of course, it comes black and white with those beautiful bold lines.
00:01:33.000 Well, I'm trying to get you to read the ad, genius.
00:01:37.000 Well, I am a genius, thank you very much, and really we're gonna search the email for it, as this is a novel precedent, right?
00:01:44.000 Me, the president, reading the ads.
00:01:47.000 We call them the ads, because that's what they are.
00:01:50.000 You'll get the next one.
00:01:52.000 Purpleworks Nutrition.
00:01:55.000 But be ready for it, it's coming up in 10 minutes.
00:01:57.000 The way this show is gonna go, I'm gonna do free 40 minutes,
00:02:01.000 We're good to go. 0.98
00:02:19.000 Purple works, and that's why I'm so able to fucking kick ass and Do this show So quickly I worked out this morning. 0.99
00:02:29.000 I boxed I think I told you Larry tried on my prescription sunglasses, and he said oh, I can't wear these they got medicine in these I Think he was trying to say prescription But today I just fucked the dog 0.98
00:02:46.000 Purpleworks, that's not a great ad for Purpleworks, but I didn't feel like going, so I came to the studio first, took some Purpleworks, started to get the sprinkle, the prickle, what are they called? 0.93
00:02:57.000 Tingles, prickles.
00:02:58.000 The tingles.
00:02:58.000 Prickles.
00:03:00.000 And I was like, oh, I gotta get rid of these.
00:03:01.000 So I ran to the gym, did a bunch of rounds with Larry, was blocking better than ever before, doing a cross block, the old Floyd Mayweather.
00:03:08.000 And then, fuckin' after a few rounds of that, just did the speed bag and 50 sit-ups and 20 push-ups.
00:03:16.000 And I thought, I gotta get to work.
00:03:18.000 Sometimes you do light bad work and it's pretty good.
00:03:21.000 Like Canelo, he just hits the bag very lightly.
00:03:26.000 Yeah, and it's kind of inspiring to be like, oh, you don't need to like smash the thing.
00:03:30.000 Yeah, you don't want to get a boxer's fracture.
00:03:31.000 Yeah, my wrists are always hurting.
00:03:33.000 But you want to practice power.
00:03:33.000 You know what I've been doing to get my power up is using 18 ounce gloves.
00:03:39.000 And then I can fucking nail the bag and not worry about it. 0.83
00:03:42.000 And then, of course, when you're sparring, you go down to 16 ounce so you will hurt your opponent. 0.99
00:03:47.000 You're supposed to do the opposite, but I'm a street kid. 1.00
00:03:51.000 No, I'm just a shitty liar. 1.00
00:03:53.000 No, I'm not a shitty liar, I'm a cheater. 0.99
00:03:55.000 Those are power shots, actually. 0.99
00:03:58.000 Yeah, those are murderous.
00:03:58.000 But I've seen a lot of him just hitting lightly.
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00:05:12.000 I invented my own workout.
00:05:14.000 I got my son a weight bench and I was like, I'm going to do this because I didn't go to the gym last Friday, a week ago.
00:05:21.000 Today is this Friday.
00:05:22.000 Here's proof.
00:05:25.000 Zendaya, who is a 4.9, had a C3PO costume on.
00:05:32.000 And then proposed Brooklyn School be dedicated to genderful ed for preteens.
00:05:37.000 Oh, good.
00:05:39.000 Not great.
00:05:40.000 Not proud of this, but I found this very funny.
00:05:42.000 My friend Jesse says mid 3PO.
00:05:46.000 And then I commented N2D2.
00:05:48.000 Oh, that sounds like a pun.
00:05:50.000 It's a text thing.
00:05:52.000 It's a text thing?
00:05:53.000 This is text.
00:05:54.000 I'm just showing you a Twitter post.
00:05:57.000 Well, the author of that pun was a guy named Ryan Rivera.
00:06:01.000 That's a technicality, I didn't say a pun.
00:06:08.000 And now I'm thrown off course as usual. 0.98
00:06:12.000 What was I talking about before your shitty joke? 0.98
00:06:14.000 Well, mid-DPR. 0.98
00:06:15.000 Oh yeah, last Friday I didn't...
00:06:18.000 I didn't.
00:06:34.000 And pull-ups and whatever these are called, chin-ups?
00:06:37.000 Nope.
00:06:38.000 And squats made my back hurt, because it was just a bare bar on my back.
00:06:45.000 The next morning I woke up, I did, so I did 15 of each three times. 0.98
00:06:49.000 And then my back was fucking killing the next day. 0.92
00:06:51.000 I realized, we poo-poo the trainers, but I do think they have a good concept of what your limits are. 0.98
00:06:58.000 And they don't go over them.
00:06:59.000 Because when I took the law into my own hands, I almost got arrested.
00:07:08.000 Before we get to the God Wheel, a lot of shootings.
00:07:14.000 I don't know, the thing about black crime in this country is, they're shooting like five, a weekend in Chicago was like 120 people shot. 0.91
00:07:23.000 So when I hear about a trans shooter, he wasn't trans. 0.97
00:07:28.000 Okay, it's a chick named Jeff.
00:07:31.000 And you're telling me that the person wasn't trans? 0.99
00:07:33.000 But anyway, when they shoot and kill one person, no, the only person that died with a tranny was themselves. 1.00
00:07:39.000 It wasn't trans. 1.00
00:07:40.000 Okay, it was a woman named Jeff.
00:07:42.000 Have you ever met a woman named Jeff?
00:07:44.000 Sounds pretty trans to me. 0.90
00:07:45.000 Well, it was a Nazi. 0.78
00:07:46.000 Why?
00:07:46.000 Because they were anti-Semitic.
00:07:48.000 How'd you get that?
00:07:49.000 Well, it said Palestine on their gun. 0.57
00:07:51.000 Okay, so that's a lefty, I'm afraid.
00:07:54.000 That's a Marxist.
00:07:55.000 You can't pin that on us.
00:07:57.000 But I don't know.
00:07:58.000 I didn't cover it this week because I don't really care.
00:08:01.000 I'm sorry. 1.00
00:08:02.000 And then the Kansas City shooting, it looks like it was just some fucking stupid kids, black thugs, who got into an argument. 1.00
00:08:12.000 And because this demographic, hood rats, don't think people have souls, instead of just going, I'm mad at you, they just fucking, they sprayed bullets like this. 1.00
00:08:26.000 In a circle shooting it at random strangers in their beef. 1.00
00:08:34.000 So they said it was a white man. 0.94
00:08:35.000 I heard guys on our side saying it was terrorists.
00:08:38.000 Can we stop doing this, please?
00:08:39.000 Can we stop after every shooting trying to make it about us?
00:08:43.000 Oh, it was a mod.
00:08:45.000 Looks like the punks were right.
00:08:45.000 Hmm.
00:08:46.000 Mods are assholes. 1.00
00:08:49.000 Like the right is always trying to find it out if it was a trans shooter or something, and the left is always trying to find out if it was a mega shooter and we can find them to be conservative. 1.00
00:08:57.000 We've gone over this a hundred times. 0.98
00:08:59.000 Most mass shooters are African-American, I'm afraid. 0.99
00:09:02.000 You might not like it, but if you go by four and up, you're going to find predominantly black. 0.99
00:09:07.000 Even if you go up to like 10 and up, you're going to find it's predominantly black. 1.00
00:09:10.000 And I think the black, the white mass shooter, racist mass shooter is a myth. 0.98
00:09:15.000 Even Dylan Roof, well we have a picture of him with a confederate flag and he shot up a black church. 0.98
00:09:20.000 Yeah, he had black friends who liked him. 0.99
00:09:23.000 He was just a weirdo. 0.95
00:09:25.000 And the pattern that we've discovered is, if you wanna find a cultural group that conducts a lot of mass shootings, and you wanna take the numbers really high, let's go like 11, 15, you're gonna find it's Muslims are disproportionate. 0.99
00:09:39.000 As far as disproportionate and the majority at the same time, you're gonna end up with blacks. 1.00
00:09:45.000 But as far as the overall supergroup, you're going to find it's mentally ill. 0.98
00:09:51.000 So gun control is not going to be a factor.
00:09:54.000 Okay.
00:09:57.000 It's a hard loss.
00:10:00.000 That's not funny.
00:10:02.000 How many died at the Kansas City thing?
00:10:05.000 I just thought it was three injured.
00:10:08.000 Yeah. 0.86
00:10:09.000 They always say if there's lots of deaths and few casualties, it's a white shooter. 0.98
00:10:14.000 And if it's lots of casualties and a few deaths, it's a black shooter. 1.00
00:10:19.000 So those are the assholes. 1.00
00:10:21.000 No way, bro. 1.00
00:10:22.000 But they were just like getting lippy with each other and started shooting.
00:10:25.000 Like it was a video game.
00:10:28.000 No way, bro.
00:10:29.000 One dead.
00:10:29.000 23 injured, one dead.
00:10:34.000 Not terrorism.
00:10:35.000 We thought it was.
00:10:36.000 Some fan had to take down the shooter. 1.00
00:10:38.000 That's... I didn't number these.
00:10:40.000 I forgot.
00:10:41.000 So that's after one dead.
00:10:48.000 You know what I like about this?
00:10:50.000 He kept pounding him in the ribs.
00:10:52.000 Nice.
00:10:54.000 The ribs are a very underrated place to punch.
00:10:57.000 He either jarred the gun out of his hand or out of his sleeve because as I'm taking him down to the ground I see the gun on the ground.
00:11:06.000 So I take him down and I put all my body weight on him and then another good Samaritan comes over and is helping me because I kind of got him high and the other guy gets him around his waist and we're just putting our weight on him.
00:11:22.000 That's not cool.
00:11:23.000 Cool him down.
00:11:25.000 Anyway, I'm sorry I didn't cover either of those shootings this week, but I don't really care.
00:11:30.000 I'm afraid to say.
00:11:31.000 There's no real pattern there.
00:11:35.000 Trump, are you ready to read the Trumptastic?
00:11:39.000 Of course I am, really.
00:11:40.000 We're going to read it in a very strong fashion.
00:11:42.000 But with Trump.
00:11:44.000 Or should I do another?
00:11:45.000 Because you didn't do anything that whole time.
00:11:47.000 Well, I got the copyright up, but I don't have my wig or my head.
00:11:51.000 Why not?
00:11:53.000 Because I figured we would show the... don't we want to show the actual fantastic book?
00:11:56.000 Well, we want to do both!
00:11:57.000 Okay, that's tough.
00:11:58.000 Yeah, you're gonna need another read.
00:12:01.000 Okay.
00:12:03.000 Sorry there's so many ads in these, but we got four.
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00:13:59.000 Except for the sale item.
00:14:18.000 Or the final video.
00:14:19.000 And I think that's a crime.
00:14:21.000 So let me do the math here.
00:14:23.000 That's going to get to 10, and then 10, 20, 30, 40, 45, 45.
00:14:32.000 All right, so let's dive into some of the Godwheel.
00:14:35.000 We have a new song for the Godwheel, Ryan.
00:14:37.000 Is that cued up?
00:14:39.000 No.
00:14:40.000 Well, when we get, I sent it to you and we got it as an email.
00:14:43.000 The second you get that, you should have that in the Godwheel box.
00:14:46.000 Godwheel box coming on up.
00:14:53.000 People always ask me, how do you, how do you come up with stuff to say every day for an hour and a half?
00:14:58.000 And I'm like,
00:15:11.000 Oh, that was heavy.
00:15:13.000 And he timed it perfectly.
00:15:15.000 That was just a random baby monster, show watcher.
00:15:18.000 It was time.
00:15:19.000 Who decided that he'd like to contribute.
00:15:22.000 Let me just scooch that over here. 1.00
00:15:24.000 And my answer to these people when they say, how do you, I go, I can't cut it down.
00:15:29.000 Like I have six pages of feminism on my Google Docs. 1.00
00:15:34.000 There's too much to talk about.
00:15:36.000 That's the problem with this insane, even 2024. 0.54
00:15:41.000 Well I've got to go away next week and Monday we got this whole deep dive into Jamaican music and Jamaican culture and the history of that country and the conflict and why it's so fucking dangerous to be there and why they can't get their garbage under control, why they have curfews and when we can't drive alone and then Tuesday 1.00
00:16:02.000 I got like an hour and a half on aviation and that doesn't include the incompetence in the aviation I should say.
00:16:08.000 That doesn't include all the times we've covered it in the past.
00:16:11.000 So like I have like 10 major aviation catastrophes this year and there's been more than 10.
00:16:20.000 So the aviation special on Tuesday is just a sample of how bad things are getting in the skies.
00:16:28.000 Even God is like whoa!
00:16:31.000 Because he can see it, he's right up there. 0.98
00:16:35.000 That joke sucked. 0.82
00:16:37.000 I didn't even know, I didn't even register it as a joke. 0.98
00:16:41.000 Well, it kind of was.
00:16:41.000 I took it as a comment.
00:16:42.000 It's more word art.
00:16:45.000 Yeah.
00:16:46.000 All right.
00:16:47.000 Subjective.
00:16:48.000 As you can see on the show, if you don't really watch it, we discuss Proud Boys, we discuss, I guess this is racism.
00:16:56.000 We discuss the war on kids.
00:16:59.000 We discuss the competence crisis, and we often focus on aviation.
00:17:04.000 We discuss the LGBTQ community.
00:17:07.000 We discuss my pet Biden.
00:17:10.000 He reaches new levels of low on a regular basis.
00:17:15.000 We have the final video at the end of everything.
00:17:18.000 We have feminists. 1.00
00:17:20.000 We have me in the news.
00:17:22.000 It's my least favorite subject and we'll probably avoid it if it lands there. 0.99
00:17:26.000 And then we have useless black female politicians, which I think the reason there are so many of them is 1.00
00:17:33.000 They click two diversity buttons at once. 0.99
00:17:36.000 So people are lazy and they go, we need a politician. 0.91
00:17:40.000 And women tend to define elections. 1.00
00:17:43.000 That's why you end up with Justin Trudeau. 0.98
00:17:44.000 So if we can find anyone have any black woman and some random loser, like the super mayor who's in, where is she? 1.00
00:17:54.000 Idaho or something? 1.00
00:17:56.000 And they go, okay, we'll get you, no matter how corrupt you are. 0.65
00:17:59.000 She really is one for the books.
00:18:00.000 What is her name?
00:18:01.000 I was just watching her before the show.
00:18:05.000 All you have to do is look up Super Mayor.
00:18:07.000 That's her title, by the way.
00:18:09.000 She came up with Super Mayor. 1.00
00:18:11.000 She's so incompetent. 1.00
00:18:12.000 Tiffany A. Hanyard. 0.98
00:18:13.000 Kansas City.
00:18:14.000 Tiffany A. Hanyard.
00:18:16.000 And her handle on Twitter is Tiffany4President.
00:18:23.000 Is it for President or for Prez?
00:18:25.000 For Prez. 0.98
00:18:26.000 I think it's Tiff for Prez, but she she spends all her money on parties that she denies and She got that she's her Kansas City is so bankrupt right now that uh Yeah, Kansas City mayor. 1.00
00:18:42.000 Wait, is this the right one Denver mayor?
00:18:45.000 Oh, no.
00:18:45.000 No, I'm not
00:18:49.000 So she does a Chicago suburb. 0.90
00:19:05.000 But did you see what she just did there?
00:19:06.000 It's sort of like Fannie Willis' testimony. 0.99
00:19:09.000 Anytime you dip your toes into anything with her, it's fucking gold. 0.97
00:19:14.000 Like, she's just reading a letter she wrote to herself saying, how come everyone always criticizing you? 0.98
00:19:19.000 How come they never talk about the good stuff?
00:19:20.000 That's a great question.
00:19:22.000 Look at her. 1.00
00:19:23.000 She looks like a clown. 1.00
00:19:24.000 So much so, it's also the name of her charity. 0.97
00:19:30.000 The Tiffany Henyard Cares Foundation posts videos highlighting walks... So anyway, I think we already showed that.
00:19:35.000 She is so behind on the city budget that the bank is going to confiscate police cars.
00:19:44.000 And her response to all this is racism. 0.99
00:19:49.000 That might be where we end up.
00:19:49.000 Who knows?
00:19:51.000 So let's let the forces out there.
00:19:53.000 Not me.
00:19:54.000 I'm not deciding here.
00:19:55.000 This is a higher power.
00:19:57.000 God is his name.
00:19:58.000 God, what should we talk about today on the free Friday show of Get Off My Lawn on Censored.com?
00:20:12.000 Huh.
00:20:14.000 The competence crisis.
00:20:15.000 Now, you're going to get a huge dose of aviation on Tuesday, so we'll avoid aviation, but as you know, we have decided to absolve ourselves of merit and meritocracy.
00:20:29.000 For some reason, the system that nature set up, where tall black men are good in the NBA, so they dominate the NBA, has been ruled out.
00:20:38.000 And if there's too many Asians at a fancy college, we have to change that. 1.00
00:20:43.000 In other words, we're playing God.
00:20:46.000 And what happens when you play God?
00:20:48.000 You get punished.
00:20:50.000 A lot of more.
00:20:51.000 Stalin decided he was gonna feed people, and everyone ended up dead.
00:20:55.000 Four to seven million ended up dead.
00:20:58.000 So, the competence crisis is a dumb move, and the reason that I love this background is, it's not just diversity. 0.82
00:21:07.000 It's not just, oh, you demanded that straight white males are out, and gays, people of color, and women are in. 0.93
00:21:12.000 No, no, there's all kinds of other things involved in the competence crisis.
00:21:16.000 Millennials being addicted to their phones losing their economic libido because illegal aliens were doing all their work greed Bureaucracy it's it's one of my favorite subjects because it's so vast and the only thing that that unifies it all is The fact that we are avoiding nature, we're avoiding doing letting the best person win and 0.85
00:21:42.000 Why can't I find this?
00:21:44.000 It's way down.
00:21:45.000 I don't think it's been touched in a while.
00:21:47.000 The first one is Matt Walsh.
00:21:47.000 Okay.
00:21:50.000 Matt Walsh?
00:21:52.000 He mentions at 710.
00:21:54.000 He mentions the words competence crisis?
00:21:57.000 Yeah.
00:21:57.000 I didn't invent the term.
00:21:59.000 So, this probably shouldn't be here.
00:22:02.000 One thing I should say, I was bragging earlier about how much data I have saved up and how many subjects I can talk about.
00:22:07.000 I'll see something that a baby monster will send in like, Matt Walsh said, competence crisis. 0.99
00:22:12.000 And my fucking retard brain, my rat brain will go, oh, competence crisis? 1.00
00:22:17.000 Cut pace, competence crisis. 1.00
00:22:19.000 Without going, is this worthy of discussion?
00:22:22.000 So Matt Walsh said competence crisis.
00:22:24.000 Let's see if it's... Her team, her team came up with this, which just shows you that, you know, it shows you how incompetent, like the crisis of incompetence is nationwide at this point and especially in politics, right?
00:22:38.000 And yeah, Nikki Haley's presidential campaign is fake.
00:22:40.000 It's not going in.
00:22:42.000 Okay.
00:22:42.000 It's a crisis of incompetence.
00:22:46.000 I have no idea how old this photo is.
00:22:49.000 Funny though.
00:22:51.000 This is sent in from a baby monster.
00:22:54.000 I've noticed signs are getting worse.
00:22:56.000 I noticed the dollar sign is on the wrong side more often than not.
00:23:01.000 And it's like, I was watching this new show, not new show, old show.
00:23:06.000 No, no, that's not the right one.
00:23:07.000 You look up the email that says competency crisis.
00:23:10.000 I have no idea how old this photo is, JS.
00:23:13.000 I'm watching this show, Person of Interest.
00:23:15.000 I've been trying to get away from woke shows.
00:23:17.000 Every show I put on, I wanted just a vigilante who they killed his family and he's going and shooting bad guys.
00:23:23.000 It's every man's fantasy. 0.98
00:23:25.000 It's Death Wish 1, 2, 3, 4.
00:23:27.000 And so I saw some real, and it was an old show on Amazon Prime called Person of Interest. 0.98
00:23:32.000 And I go, I see a white nerd, white male nerd and a white male green beret kicking ass and doing equalizer type stuff. 0.99
00:23:40.000 Perfect. 1.00
00:23:41.000 So I put in the first episode and into my DVR and it's these innocent little black and Puerto Rican thugs on the train. 1.00
00:23:52.000 And then who are the bad guys? 0.98
00:23:54.000 Just like the beekeeper, the bad guys are the rich white kids. 0.97
00:23:59.000 And they're even like chasing thugs away on the train. 0.99
00:24:04.000 And that's the evil villain in the first episode is a rich white kid who's like a wigger. 1.00
00:24:09.000 And obviously I'm annoyed by that particular demographic, but okay. 0.96
00:24:13.000 And then who's the genius who's figured him out?
00:24:16.000 It's the Letitia Henderson, whatever her name is.
00:24:20.000 Uh, she's the, the chief of police.
00:24:23.000 Okay.
00:24:23.000 Strike two.
00:24:25.000 And then there's this thug who robbed a drug dealer and killed them all and took the money.
00:24:29.000 And you go, yeah, I'm familiar with that phenomenon.
00:24:31.000 No, the cops are doing it.
00:24:34.000 That's the kid in the foreground there. 1.00
00:24:37.000 The evil white cops are robbing drug dealers, taking the money and then blaming it on black kids and then having the black kids murdered in prison. 1.00
00:24:48.000 So it was like four or five doozies. 0.99
00:24:51.000 And then I watched the second episode and it was a lot less woke.
00:24:55.000 And I thought, is this like a thing you do now?
00:24:58.000 To get in?
00:24:59.000 Like you make your first episode ultra woke and it gets past all the, I don't know, censors?
00:25:06.000 And then now you can have a show.
00:25:07.000 You're allowed.
00:25:10.000 Is that what they do?
00:25:12.000 Is what he's doing going undercover as a homeless man so that way he could attract people that would prey on that?
00:25:18.000 No, he's literally a bum because they killed his family. 0.93
00:25:21.000 And so he's just a drunk. 0.78
00:25:23.000 And then this nerd discovers him and says, uh, Hey, I have all the, I have created this software that can see all crimes happening.
00:25:32.000 And I designed it for terrorists, but it's turning up all this, like some woman wants to kill her husband so she can get his inheritance.
00:25:38.000 And that's, uh, or his, sorry, his, uh,
00:25:42.000 Life insurance.
00:25:44.000 And that's coming up on this.
00:25:46.000 So... Can you help?
00:25:51.000 Can you be the equalizer?
00:25:52.000 So the next episodes are kind of good.
00:25:57.000 And this is a while ago, I think.
00:25:59.000 I think this is like 2013 or something.
00:26:01.000 Wait.
00:26:02.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:26:04.000 Isn't it funny how you just have to plow through all this woke shit that no one likes? 0.99
00:26:09.000 Like Madame Web. 1.00
00:26:11.000 No one is watching fucking Madame Web. 1.00
00:26:15.000 Okay, so what does this say? 0.98
00:26:17.000 Did you know Kansas City welcomes 25 million visitors anally?
00:26:24.000 Poor cat. 0.99
00:26:25.000 It really is the fag capital of the world. 1.00
00:26:28.000 Ouch. 1.00
00:26:30.000 Yowie. 0.77
00:26:32.000 I would even, if I welcomed 25 visitors a year anally, I think I'd be into, dude, I think 12, one a month.
00:26:41.000 I would have a sign that says population zero and it's staying that way. 0.98
00:26:44.000 How many, how long does it take a straight man's ass to heal after a reaming? 0.98
00:26:49.000 I'm going to go with five weeks, right? 0.99
00:26:52.000 So 12 visitors anally. 0.83
00:26:55.000 No, it's too many in the butt way too many.
00:26:58.000 I think you could do I think you could do Ten ten visitors anally and you're not gonna enjoy it.
00:27:06.000 But anyway, these are some coloring books that we got They arrived here at the studio and I didn't know it was our new customer.
00:27:13.000 So Big John caught the cop and
00:27:15.000 He goes, what are those?
00:27:16.000 And I go, I don't know.
00:27:17.000 Trump coloring books?
00:27:18.000 He goes, oh, I'll take these to the bar.
00:27:19.000 There's a couple liberals there, and I'll give them to them as gifts.
00:27:22.000 So I don't have them.
00:27:24.000 I'll have to get a new shipment.
00:27:25.000 But Trump, do you want to tell us about these fantastic coloring books?
00:27:29.000 Of course.
00:27:30.000 They are called the Trumptastical coloring books.
00:27:33.000 We've got a great new sponsor here, of course.
00:27:37.000 It is a presidential creation of AI hallucinations.
00:27:41.000 It's a fun and hilarious culling brick that features me in a variety of wacky situations, we call them.
00:27:48.000 It's a product of a baby monster who used AI to generate some interesting scenarios involving, frankly, me.
00:27:56.000 We've got Trump as a DJ, a quarterback, bodybuilder, skateboarder, and many more depictions of what God Emperor Trump himself could do.
00:28:06.000 According to the AI.
00:28:07.000 We opened it up and we said, wow, that's Trumptastical!
00:28:12.000 Trumptastical has 40 amazing images of President Donald Me so strongly.
00:28:17.000 All of the pages are single-sided, which means you don't need to worry about bleed-through.
00:28:22.000 We hate the bleed-through, right?
00:28:23.000 We're letting them in at record levels, but with me, we're not gonna let any in, right? 0.99
00:28:28.000 There's gonna be no bleeding.
00:28:29.000 You could tear out a page, put it on your wall, or keep Trumptastical as a novelty book
00:28:34.000 On your coffee table.
00:28:37.000 The high quality paper is thick enough that you could use for colored pencils, markers, even watercolors.
00:28:43.000 And that is saying something, really.
00:28:45.000 It's really tough.
00:28:46.000 It's a great gift for any occasion.
00:28:47.000 It's also a great way to relieve stress, okay?
00:28:51.000 Imagine visiting all these liberal places.
00:28:54.000 Grocery stores where they got CNN blasting and you go home and you color my face, you know, with this beautiful color.
00:29:01.000 They say it's orange, but it's a lot more nuanced, right?
00:29:04.000 We call it nuanced.
00:29:05.000 So go to Trumptastical.com and use code, well there's no code, but you just go there.
00:29:12.000 And when you buy the book, I want you to send a picture of your best decorated page to Sean, S-E-A-N, Sean, at censored.tv.
00:29:21.000 And the winner at the end of February will get a free batch of Purple Works pre-workout or a Purple Works coffee of your choice.
00:29:31.000 Just make sure to color within the lines, but color within the walls is funnier to say, right?
00:29:36.000 Trumptastical.com.
00:29:38.000 There are some of the beautiful images, me ripped, running around, playing guitar, and of course, DJing.
00:29:44.000 Trumptastical.com.
00:29:46.000 Thank you.
00:29:49.000 So I got a flight later on, and speaking of woke,
00:29:53.000 I gotta download a movie, I'll start now.
00:29:57.000 Silent Night, that looks kinda good.
00:29:59.000 John Woo. 0.60
00:30:01.000 Sometimes I'm such a drunk that I'll rent a movie that looks awesome and then ten minutes in go, I've fucking already seen this. 1.00
00:30:10.000 You dumbass. 1.00
00:30:11.000 Look up Silent Night, the trailer. 1.00
00:30:15.000 No, I don't think I've seen this.
00:30:17.000 If you're on a plane, you gotta get action. 0.93
00:30:21.000 Because if there's a kid next to you and it's even a rom-com and there's a sex scene, you're sitting there next to a child and there's like tits and people making out. 1.00
00:30:30.000 You get action and it's just violence. 0.73
00:30:32.000 Maybe a guy being a nice dad.
00:30:38.000 Oh good, they killed his family?
00:30:39.000 Alright, that's enough.
00:30:49.000 I haven't seen that before.
00:30:51.000 That looks like the perfect airplane show.
00:30:55.000 Yes, rent. 1.00
00:30:56.000 Don't ask me my fucking password, please. 1.00
00:30:58.000 Oh, man. 1.00
00:31:02.000 If this doesn't work, I'm gonna start to cry.
00:31:05.000 Do not. 1.00
00:31:12.000 Do you believe this shit? 1.00
00:31:15.000 Every fucking time. 1.00
00:31:17.000 I'm logged into my computer. 1.00
00:31:20.000 I think my kids log me out of shit too because they're using the same accounts. 0.92
00:31:24.000 Do you want to check this out in Competency Crisis while you look? 0.99
00:31:28.000 It's a video of a lady saying things.
00:31:31.000 She looks boxy and angry.
00:31:32.000 Oh, wait a minute.
00:31:32.000 I think I know what it is.
00:31:36.000 What do you mean boxy?
00:31:38.000 I don't know. 0.97
00:31:39.000 She looks like square and then her face looks like crazy.
00:31:46.000 Okay, go ahead.
00:31:47.000 Six days Billy Partington of Wilkes-Barre was on the run after court papers say he was mistaken for his half-brother.
00:31:53.000 30-year-old Billy Partington was locked up for months at the Luzerne County Correctional Facility on drug charges.
00:32:01.000 This is, I'm gonna put together a list of all the, it's kind of already out there, all the idiocracies. 0.85
00:32:06.000 I wanna do an article for Blaze about how we need to kill Scott Adams. 0.97
00:32:10.000 No, not Scott Adams.
00:32:12.000 Mike Judge, no.
00:32:14.000 Mike, who's the guy who does idiocracy and everything?
00:32:18.000 I thought that was Mike Judge, no?
00:32:19.000 Yeah, Mike Judge?
00:32:22.000 I can confirm.
00:32:24.000 Because I always confuse him with the Yankee, or the baseball guy.
00:32:28.000 Mike Judge.
00:32:30.000 Mike Judge.
00:32:30.000 Yeah.
00:32:31.000 We have to kill Mike Judge. 0.97
00:32:33.000 What if, hear me out here, what if I told you what the weather was going to be every day of next year and I was a hundred percent correct? 0.97
00:32:41.000 That's no longer a good guesser.
00:32:42.000 That is someone who has special powers, who's a danger to society.
00:32:47.000 Now I'm either Jesus or Satan, right?
00:32:49.000 If I do that, I'm either a blessed angel here to do good or a demonic demon who's here to do bad. 1.00
00:32:56.000 Just kill me. 1.00
00:32:57.000 It's not worth it. 1.00
00:32:58.000 Well, we'd have to kill Alex Jones, too. 0.96
00:33:02.000 No, he's not at a hundred percent. 0.91
00:33:03.000 Mike Judge is at a hundred percent. 1.00
00:33:05.000 I'll eat your ass. 1.00
00:33:05.000 Or he's offended. 1.00
00:33:08.000 We didn't mean it, Alex.
00:33:09.000 We thought that... I will eat your ass! 1.00
00:33:10.000 And what's the worst that can happen? 1.00
00:33:12.000 Like, we had a guy that was magic and we got freaked out and killed him.
00:33:16.000 He came back three days later.
00:33:17.000 He wasn't even mad. 1.00
00:33:19.000 So, on the off chance that this magic person might judge us evil, just, we should kill him. 0.99
00:33:24.000 That's how I feel about E.T. 1.00
00:33:26.000 Like if I was, back when I was a kid in the 70s on my BMX, if I saw that thing, I'd just be like, kill it! 1.00
00:33:31.000 Fucking whip bricks at it to death. 0.99
00:33:33.000 And I don't think that's so bad of a thing to do. 1.00
00:33:36.000 To an alien.
00:33:37.000 Because look at the pros and cons.
00:33:39.000 What are the pros?
00:33:40.000 Oh, they help us develop a medicine.
00:33:44.000 Cons, we're food.
00:33:48.000 So, uh...
00:33:50.000 Yeah, so that is a guy, I don't know why you skipped the Reddit one, but that's a guy who, he just did what the guy did in Idiocracy, he jumped the line and went to the exit line.
00:34:01.000 And we keep seeing these.
00:34:03.000 Just last week after being charged with trespassing, terroristic threats, and assault charges.
00:34:09.000 Drake was set to be released on bail on Friday, but he wasn't the Partington brother that was taken to booking.
00:34:15.000 His half-brother, Billy, was.
00:34:17.000 Police say Billy knowingly pretended to be his half-brother and looked enough like him in his photo on file that staff at the jail believed him, despite the nine-year age difference.
00:34:26.000 Billy signed the release form as his half-brother, put on his personal clothing, and left.
00:34:31.000 And it's great, because you still have to release the half-brother.
00:34:36.000 He didn't do anything wrong.
00:34:38.000 He did his time.
00:34:38.000 Yeah, I wonder.
00:34:41.000 That sounds like some sort of charge, like impersonating the person and tricking... What was that?
00:34:51.000 Was that the PA homepage?
00:34:55.000 That you link or the WNEP?
00:34:58.000 That was WNEP.
00:35:00.000 Okay.
00:35:02.000 What's this next one?
00:35:07.000 Same story, different toilet.
00:35:10.000 Okay.
00:35:13.000 Go back up one to this Reddit thing.
00:35:16.000 This is
00:35:17.000 You've got to take Reddit with a grain of salt.
00:35:19.000 It's not exactly the most reliable news source, but you also have your spidey senses and you can kind of tell when a post is real.
00:35:26.000 And I've been screaming this for a while.
00:35:29.000 With all due respect to East Indians, our brown brethren, they come from a very corrupt country where it's do or die. 1.00
00:35:36.000 And even if you're like a nun there, your mother Teresa and there's a charity running, it's totally corrupt and they're all stealing. 0.90
00:35:45.000 There are no innocent people in India. 0.99
00:35:48.000 Because they're dead. 1.00
00:35:48.000 They're in the fucking river. 1.00
00:35:50.000 They're being burned in that the most ancient town in the world. 1.00
00:35:53.000 That weird thing with all the steps where they burn all the dead bodies in spiritual ceremonies.
00:35:57.000 Vihumu or something. 1.00
00:35:58.000 Some shithole. 1.00
00:36:00.000 But uh... 1.00
00:36:01.000 Yeah, there's basically innocence equals death in India. 0.98
00:36:04.000 It's it's a brutal, overpopulated place where death is just sitting there.
00:36:09.000 The Grim Reaper is just tapping his toes.
00:36:10.000 Varanasi?
00:36:11.000 Varanasi.
00:36:13.000 It's pretty nasty.
00:36:14.000 When they come here, they're
00:36:16.000 The smartest of the bunch.
00:36:18.000 That's why we think Indians are smart. 1.00
00:36:20.000 Their IQs actually in India are pretty low.
00:36:22.000 But we get the creme de la creme, the cream of the crop. 0.99
00:36:25.000 So we get the smartest people in that whole shithole.
00:36:27.000 So they're smart, but they also have this survival instinct of do or die. 0.58
00:36:32.000 And they're kind of gypsy-ish. 1.00
00:36:35.000 And if you look at like corruption and finance and stuff, they don't deal with with MS-13 and fentanyl.
00:36:41.000 They're advanced.
00:36:42.000 They're smart enough to do stuff crimes up high.
00:36:45.000 But when you look at corruption and finance and stuff, you're going to see a disproportionate number of Indians and in tech.
00:36:50.000 So anyway, without further to do, this post goes,
00:36:54.000 With all the talk about D.I.E., I want to address the real elephant in the room, Indian managers who hire other Indians almost exclusively. 1.00
00:37:01.000 I can't be the only one who has started to notice this trend.
00:37:04.000 First generation Indian gets a management role and they hire 30 of their kinsmen as fast as they can. 1.00
00:37:09.000 We have a new manager that is fighting tooth and nail to hire people on visas when there are perfectly qualified people here locally who I'm sure need the opportunity in this job climate.
00:37:19.000 Maybe this was acceptable during talent shortages, but the industry is hemorrhaging jobs and this trend needs to be addressed yesterday.
00:37:27.000 I think it's time to start the dialogue.
00:37:31.000 He reminds me of that video, remember we saw the arrest of that black guy from the Dunkin Donuts altercation?
00:37:36.000 And they went to go talk to the Indian dude who owned the Dunkin.
00:37:38.000 And he's just got like a table full of Indians and I wonder if those are hires.
00:37:43.000 Like his employee list looks like extras in a movie.
00:37:47.000 It's like, you are table number one.
00:37:50.000 I'm hiring you for table number three.
00:37:51.000 Well, another thing they do that's hard to compete with is they love Subway as far as a chain goes to be a
00:37:59.000 What do you call it when you're one of the chains?
00:38:01.000 Franchise.
00:38:03.000 Subway's one of the most brutal ones.
00:38:04.000 They're terrible.
00:38:06.000 I hear McDonald's, it's pretty easy to pay off your debt and start making profit, but apparently Subway is one of the hardest ones to start making profit.
00:38:14.000 But the Indians win because 1.00
00:38:17.000 They hire their families, so they don't have to worry about salaries at all.
00:38:20.000 And the whole family owns the subway.
00:38:22.000 Dude, they are so notoriously cheap for- when you order extra meat, they won't even give you like- I've been cheaped out on every single thing.
00:38:28.000 The condiments, the amount of lettuce, the amount of like tomato they put on there.
00:38:32.000 They put the butts of the tomato first, you have a full thing of tomatoes.
00:38:35.000 Like they save the good part of the tomato for later.
00:38:38.000 Why?
00:38:39.000 I'm here now.
00:38:40.000 I want that tomato now.
00:38:41.000 I don't know.
00:38:41.000 I get an Italian BMT.
00:38:43.000 It's pretty fucking jammed. 0.98
00:38:45.000 I don't know. 0.99
00:38:46.000 They've always Indian'd me out on meats. 1.00
00:38:49.000 I mean, you get a Godfather in an Italian deli and it's just absurd.
00:38:52.000 That's probably the comparison. 1.00
00:38:54.000 But an Italian BMT at Subway, if you really run it through the garden, as Sebastian Maniscalco would say, it's got a lot of shit. 0.99
00:39:03.000 All right, so wait a minute here. 0.99
00:39:04.000 40, 20, okay.
00:39:08.000 That's enough competency crisis.
00:39:09.000 Let's do one more subject, then we gotta get to the mailbag. 0.98
00:39:20.000 We actually kind of avoid this subject because it's fucking depressing.
00:39:25.000 And I like to keep the show relatively light. 0.94
00:39:27.000 Mondays is casual Mondays, so it's easy.
00:39:30.000 But, uh, yeah. 0.97
00:39:32.000 War on Kids just makes you want to start killing people.
00:39:36.000 Lord knows how Tommy Robinson, who has devoted his life to protecting children from predators, 0.96
00:39:43.000 Stomachs!
00:39:44.000 His career!
00:39:46.000 I mean he's constantly in the trenches fighting the worst people and vilified!
00:39:51.000 He's trying to stop the rampant child rape that goes on in places like Luton and Birmingham and now it's Northern England.
00:40:04.000 I mean wherever the Muslim population is more than 10% seems to be the pattern. 0.97
00:40:08.000 But uh, like at least we get to joke around sometimes. 0.93
00:40:11.000 A hundred percent of his life, even though he's one of the funniest happy-go-lucky dudes I've ever hung out with, but a hundred percent of his like career is stopping children from being raped, tortured, beaten, abused.
00:40:24.000 It's like those FBI guys that investigate child porn. 0.72
00:40:28.000 How do you do it, bro?
00:40:30.000 I actually talked to one of them once and he goes, it's not one of them, but one of them who worked with one of them.
00:40:35.000 I've never met one of them.
00:40:36.000 And they go, what they do is they turn the volume off.
00:40:39.000 Apparently that helps a lot.
00:40:42.000 See, I'm already freaked out and depressed.
00:40:46.000 There's a good doc though, by Bobby Starbuck.
00:40:49.000 on all this.
00:40:50.000 He seems to just have his hot wife sitting next to him the whole documentary.
00:40:56.000 I thought it was Dana Lash, but this looks good.
00:41:01.000 TikTok specifically is designed to target young people.
00:41:07.000 That's who their audience is.
00:41:09.000 Have children died because of social media?
00:41:11.000 Absolutely.
00:41:12.000 Have they been trafficked off of social media?
00:41:14.000 100%.
00:41:15.000 Have they been sexually exploited off of social media?
00:41:18.000 Ongoing.
00:41:19.000 Yes.
00:41:20.000 I'm scrolling on TikTok.
00:41:22.000 I see little kids with TikTok.
00:41:24.000 What are they looking at?
00:41:25.000 This is what you don't want kids to see.
00:41:27.000 Is that correct?
00:41:28.000 Exactly.
00:41:29.000 And again, this is depicting children.
00:41:30.000 This is this is supposed to be kids.
00:41:32.000 Stop. 0.99
00:41:33.000 So he's holding up the book Genderqueer that shows fellatio and other sex acts. 0.98
00:41:38.000 And the argument from the left is we're book burners. 0.96
00:41:41.000 We want to burn books.
00:41:42.000 And then they'll find some Maya Angelou book that's banned.
00:41:45.000 And you go, that does sound pretty bad.
00:41:47.000 We shouldn't.
00:41:48.000 She's a she's a poet laureate or whatever.
00:41:52.000 Award-winning journalist, writer, sorry.
00:41:55.000 And then you look at the book and it's like, I'm not even sure I can say it. 1.00
00:41:58.000 It's talking about them, them niggers are fucking donkeys up and down the South. 1.00
00:42:02.000 And you're like, oh, okay. 1.00
00:42:03.000 Maybe that should be for a slightly older audience.
00:42:07.000 I'm not exaggerating, by the way.
00:42:08.000 Oh, I thought you were.
00:42:10.000 No, I'm not.
00:42:10.000 Wow.
00:42:10.000 I didn't even know that transition from female to male was an option until I was on social media and began being exposed to those type of communities.
00:42:21.000 You've never seen an 18-month-old masturbating? 0.74
00:42:25.000 No, I haven't.
00:42:25.000 Have you seen any sexually explicit drag shows marketed as all ages for kids that you would denounce or think are a problem and that you want to distance yourself from?
00:42:34.000 No.
00:42:35.000 You know this is wrong.
00:42:36.000 So... I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to end the interview.
00:42:39.000 I love those!
00:42:41.000 People use the word sexualize kids at a young age.
00:42:46.000 It just seems like there's no moral, you know, construct at all.
00:42:50.000 Are kids facing just the absolute worst onslaught of grooming that we've ever seen?
00:42:55.000 Yes, the entertainment industry is sexualizing children for an agenda. 1.00
00:42:59.000 Your daughter was secretly transitioned at school. 0.99
00:43:03.000 This policy has to do with children as young as five all the way through high school.
00:43:08.000 Penthouse.
00:43:09.000 He footed the bill to lobby before state boards of education.
00:43:13.000 Yes, Penthouse and Playboy.
00:43:15.000 The history behind this is far darker than most Americans understand.
00:43:28.000 You think the big tech companies at this point are essentially aiding and abetting human traffickers and people who are working to exploit children?
00:43:35.000 Absolutely.
00:43:37.000 If you don't want to hear it in a school board meeting, why should children be able to check it out of the school system?
00:43:43.000 There is misinformation presented that somehow that we're doing surgery on minors or even children, and that simply is not true.
00:43:50.000 Stop.
00:43:50.000 How old were you?
00:43:51.000 We didn't say that. 0.97
00:43:52.000 Well, first of all, we're not saying that you're cutting off four-year-olds' dicks, but you are giving 12-year-olds hormone blockers that make them permanently infertile and have all other chemical repercussions we don't even know about yet. 0.98
00:44:07.000 That's called chemical castration. 0.99
00:44:09.000 We used to give it to pedophiles.
00:44:10.000 And now we're giving it to kids so they're not traumatized by puberty or top surgery.
00:44:16.000 So the argument there is, I'm a man, but I was born in a woman's body, unfortunately. 0.99
00:44:20.000 And every time I look down at my tits, I'm reminded that I'm biologically female and it fucks me up. 1.00
00:44:27.000 So we're going to cut my tits off. 1.00
00:44:28.000 Okay. 1.00
00:44:29.000 You have two giant W upside-down McDonald's logos, uh, cesarean scars under your tits. 1.00
00:44:38.000 Sometimes they don't even have nipples. 1.00
00:44:41.000 Does that not remind you that you used to have tits? 1.00
00:44:44.000 And isn't that just as dramatic as having tits? 1.00
00:44:50.000 Right? 1.00
00:44:52.000 When they gave you a double and stuck to me.
00:44:55.000 It was a month after my 13th birthday.
00:44:57.000 Ultimately, we're going to talk about, are the counselors going to give them medication there at school without their parents' permission?
00:45:02.000 I mean, I think we're leading... Like, hold on.
00:45:05.000 Sorry, better analogy.
00:45:07.000 Say you like this girl, Linda, and it said Linda on your arm, and you saw that off with an actual saw, and now you have a massive scar there.
00:45:15.000 Every time you see that scar, you go, that's where Linda used to be. 0.70
00:45:19.000 It's not, and by the way, the whole parents thing, that was all over the news last week, was it?
00:45:25.000 Where the parents, not one of them, but two of them, usually it's one, because one of the mom wants to virtue signal, so she converts the kid. 0.53
00:45:34.000 But both parents were separated from their kid, because the school helped the kid transition to a different gender, and the parents refused to comply. 0.98
00:45:44.000 So they lost their fucking kid, remember that one? 0.99
00:45:47.000 Anyway, let that finish. 1.00
00:45:48.000 I mean, I think we're leading towards an absurd and horrific time.
00:45:53.000 First of all, we weren't for war.
00:45:54.000 We would be sharing a locker.
00:45:55.000 We had no idea. 0.96
00:45:56.000 I turn around, a 6'4", 22-year-old man fully intact with an exposing male genitalia. 0.99
00:46:01.000 This ideology is killing our kid. 0.87
00:46:04.000 Do you think more people need to speak up to protect kids like your daughter?
00:46:09.000 Yes, I do.
00:46:11.000 Well, I think from heaven, she can see how hard you fought for her.
00:46:15.000 Do you feel like this is a war on children?
00:46:19.000 I know it's a war on children, but like they said, we're coming for your kids.
00:46:25.000 Yeah.
00:46:25.000 And they have.
00:46:28.000 So that looks awesome.
00:46:31.000 Jump down there to the next one. 0.99
00:46:33.000 Disturbed mother cramming the pronoun shit down her daughter's throat is what I entitled it. 1.00
00:46:36.000 It's highlighted now. 0.99
00:46:38.000 And how many times have you seen this where the kid's like, uh, yeah, I guess I'm trans.
00:46:43.000 Mike.
00:46:43.000 I feel like I would have just told you by now.
00:46:46.000 No.
00:46:46.000 No.
00:46:46.000 I don't care.
00:47:13.000 No.
00:47:14.000 No!
00:47:14.000 Like it doesn't even make sense!
00:47:17.000 I was thinking of saying yes just to be funny but then like some people might like freak out about that.
00:47:23.000 Yeah.
00:47:24.000 So there's a number of bills.
00:47:26.000 So depraved.
00:47:26.000 The one that impacts us is House Bill 808.
00:47:32.000 All right, that's enough.
00:47:33.000 I can't take much of these Munchausen by Proxen cunts with their Michael stuff.
00:47:39.000 Not a very funny show.
00:47:41.000 Ryan, I was going to get to the letters page, though, unless you wanted to add something to this.
00:47:45.000 We rarely, rarely get to the letters page.
00:47:47.000 Of course, really.
00:47:48.000 Oh, just me. 0.99
00:47:50.000 Well, in that case, first... Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 0.98
00:47:55.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. 0.99
00:48:02.000 Let me touch it.
00:48:03.000 The argument that it does exist, however, it's been unconclusive.
00:48:09.000 Are you talking about Snuffleupagus?
00:48:12.000 I was.
00:48:12.000 Doesn't exist.
00:48:17.000 Guy porn. 0.97
00:48:19.000 This is why we should worry about Russia, they still have real men. 1.00
00:48:22.000 Voluntarily going to a 1200 guy melee.
00:48:25.000 I like how the African American narrator at one point goes, They ain't no way ever been made there on time.
00:48:30.000 That's pretty awesome.
00:48:32.000 Yeah, headgear?
00:48:33.000 Headgear and gloves?
00:48:34.000 I would do that.
00:48:35.000 I see no headgear.
00:48:36.000 I saw some headgear.
00:48:36.000 You did?
00:48:37.000 Oh.
00:48:45.000 That's why I said headgear.
00:48:46.000 Yeah, but if nobody else is wearing it, if like very few people are wearing it, you can't be... Oh, as I said earlier, I'm taking every possible advantage.
00:48:54.000 Rocks in the glove.
00:48:56.000 Well, that's a bit... Kicks.
00:48:58.000 That'll like, that'll give someone brain damage. 1.00
00:49:04.000 It's a tough, it's a tough sport to commentate on. 0.98
00:49:08.000 And coming up in the far right there, we see a guy in a yellow shirt getting shit kicked at him by another dude. 0.93
00:49:12.000 I don't know if you know, you need a laser pointer to show the fans what you were talking about.
00:49:17.000 It would take a month to properly make highlights.
00:49:20.000 Yeah, you have to do, you have to go frame by frame.
00:49:24.000 I don't see anyone down.
00:49:25.000 When do you stop?
00:49:29.000 What's happening?
00:49:30.000 Is the yellow just walking? 0.98
00:49:31.000 Oh, they have a... They have a little horn that stops them.
00:49:33.000 Was that 60 seconds?
00:49:58.000 That's the best part of it.
00:50:00.000 That's the thing I hate about sparring the most is that it's three minutes.
00:50:08.000 Larry David gone woke.
00:50:09.000 We were talking this week about Larry David and how he ruined Curb Your Enthusiasm by making it political because things like Giuliani's hair dye is only interesting for a week and he's making fun of it three years later?
00:50:26.000 Hey fellas, you missed the worst part of this whole new episode.
00:50:28.000 Yeah, the stuff you mentioned was corny, but sometimes tolerable.
00:50:32.000 It was the over-the-top stereotype of the Southern MAGA retards. 1.00
00:50:37.000 You're correct, sir.
00:50:38.000 I forgot to mention that.
00:50:39.000 Going around asking everyone for their black jockey.
00:50:43.000 The little lawn jockey. 0.99
00:50:45.000 Poor dumb hicks wearing MAGA hats who wouldn't give up their little statue because it's so important to them. 0.99
00:50:51.000 And then he puts in brackets, and they all have one? 1.00
00:50:53.000 Because that's what racists do? 1.00
00:50:55.000 Even the southern guy Larry befriends and gives him the plaid jacket makes him, uh, comes across as a dumb buffoon. 0.99
00:51:01.000 That didn't even seem like a joke. 0.99
00:51:03.000 It was so on the nose.
00:51:05.000 This made Larry look like he's completely lost the plot.
00:51:09.000 I agreed.
00:51:10.000 Also, the new True Detective was given to a Mexican woman to write and direct who has no noticeable accomplishments. 0.98
00:51:17.000 Noticeable?
00:51:18.000 That's very common, I've noticed too, with these super woke shows. 0.98
00:51:21.000 You look up the resume of the person that put it together and you're like, what the fuck have you done? 0.96
00:51:27.000 Like, who was it the other day? 0.98
00:51:28.000 Oh yeah! 0.96
00:51:30.000 In the new, the beekeeper, the big fat black FBI agent chick who is tracking him down. 0.72
00:51:36.000 Exactly the same, by the way, as person of interest. 0.90
00:51:39.000 A cool smart black woman has figured it out and is going to track him down. 1.00
00:51:43.000 And I looked up hers and it was just doing voiceovers on cartoons.
00:51:47.000 And she's now Jason Statham's sidekick. 0.99
00:51:52.000 Brutal writing, the female characters are confrontational cunts who beat up dudes and chirp white men. 1.00
00:51:57.000 In the first epi, the sassy black broad forces her white boyfriend to cum in her. 1.00
00:52:03.000 LOL, Nick Pizzolatto, who created and wrote the previous three seasons, came out and said how dumb the new season is, even though he's attached as a producer. 0.99
00:52:11.000 Nice.
00:52:12.000 They have to shoehorn diversity into established popular brands so they have a fighting chance to look great.
00:52:17.000 Disney, etc.
00:52:18.000 Yeah, we tried watching this and we cut it off at that part. 1.00
00:52:20.000 We're like, all right, we're not watching this shit anymore. 0.99
00:52:22.000 Well, people kept recommending it to me. 0.99
00:52:24.000 They're like, no, Jodie Foster works because she was in Sounds of the Lambs.
00:52:27.000 And I'm like, really? 0.99
00:52:28.000 I heard she kicks the shit out of dudes, which is impossible. 1.00
00:52:34.000 She's like 70 years old and five foot tall and a female. 1.00
00:52:40.000 Yeah, this looks brutal. 1.00
00:52:41.000 The amount of crap in this is stunning. 0.97
00:52:45.000 It was stunning, but it wasn't until like the love scene, quote unquote, where we're like, this is not going to get better. 0.99
00:52:51.000 Well, even Monarch, I'm trying to watch it with my 11 year old and it's lesbians and cool black chicks who speak Japanese and are the head of hacking in Tokyo. 1.00
00:53:01.000 Really? 1.00
00:53:03.000 Uh, it's been called lazy, but he, what did he call stupid? 1.00
00:53:08.000 Particularly. 0.99
00:53:10.000 Pizzolatto was a creative mind, thread four episodes, blah, blah, blah.
00:53:12.000 While many fans are joining the link, others have branded it lazy.
00:53:15.000 Review bombing is a term used to describe when people get negative reviews on a film. 0.98
00:53:21.000 In one of the screenshots, he seemingly replied to a comment about the season one homage as branding them stupid. 0.95
00:53:26.000 He allegedly wrote in another comment, which was complaining about the season. 0.93
00:53:30.000 This is the original creator.
00:53:31.000 I certainly did not have any input on this story or anything else.
00:53:34.000 Can't blame me.
00:53:35.000 Yeah, that first season was pretty awesome.
00:53:42.000 And you know my controversial opinion about all this?
00:53:45.000 I think that maybe straight white males are better in stories.
00:53:51.000 I mean, historically, they've been the one creating the stories, the Bravehearts and the Vikings. 0.97
00:53:56.000 Like, sorry, but they've been forced to go exploring to find food because they're so fucking cold in the Siberian winters. 0.66
00:54:05.000 I feel bad saying that.
00:54:06.000 I'm very sorry. 0.99
00:54:08.000 But when you see a black woman kicking the shit out of someone and then solving a crime, you're like, that's not really been the case historically. 0.99
00:54:16.000 And then they go, what about Hannibal? 0.99
00:54:18.000 Which Denzel Washington is playing.
00:54:20.000 He was Arab, I'm afraid. 1.00
00:54:22.000 Anyway, we're getting dangerous here.
00:54:24.000 Let's get to the final video, and then we're gonna restart the show and do the exact same thing, but much more dangerously.
00:54:33.000 And Ryan, I don't know if I included a final video in the notes.
00:54:35.000 Oh, before we go, if you look at my pinned tweets, my tailors, Nita Fashions, who do all my incredible suits, are in Australia right now.
00:54:43.000 If you're there, you can sign up for
00:54:46.000 A personal visit, they'll measure you all up.
00:54:48.000 You look at the swatches, you choose your shirt, the ranges.
00:54:51.000 You could get a shirt for 50 bucks, a suit for 800 bucks, or you could go 2,000 bucks on the suit and 150 bucks on the shirt.
00:54:59.000 Great range, just like Jump Medic.
00:55:01.000 And if you're not in Australia, you can contact them via their Instagram.
00:55:05.000 I said look at my pinned tweet, it's got their schedule.
00:55:08.000 And on their Instagram, you could set up a video appointment with them.
00:55:11.000 You know, get one of those
00:55:14.000 Floppy measuring things that tailors use, you know, the sort of stringy ones.
00:55:18.000 It's a good thing to do with a chick. 1.00
00:55:20.000 She measures you, measures your inseam, and then you can do it all online.
00:55:24.000 So, they're there, I guess, yeah, they haven't started Sydney yet.
00:55:30.000 That's this Sunday, they start in Sydney.
00:55:34.000 That's to the 20th.
00:55:35.000 Then they're in Melbourne from the 21st to the 24th.
00:55:39.000 Then they're in Brisbane, 25th, 26th.
00:55:42.000 So they're there for the rest of the month, basically.
00:55:44.000 Check them out.
00:55:46.000 Alright, let's get to the final video.
00:55:53.000 I just love the moaning in this. 0.87
00:56:11.000 I was a bike messenger for a long time and I respect cyclists. 1.00
00:56:15.000 I think it's a tough sport, but a lot of them are fucking pussies. 1.00
00:56:18.000 And the moaning, you guys, you got to learn how to, what that kilometers an hour. 1.00
00:56:23.000 So that could be, it's probably Australia.
00:56:25.000 That doesn't look very British or Canadian.
00:56:28.000 Uh, maybe it's Hong Kong.
00:56:30.000 If you get in any kind of an accident, you got to like stand up quickly.
00:56:35.000 You don't lie there and moan.
00:56:37.000 That's the male equivalent of crying.
00:56:43.000 Okay, we're good.
00:56:44.000 We're good.
00:56:45.000 We're good.
00:56:46.000 What are you doing?
00:56:46.000 What are you doing?
00:56:50.000 Did your cock come off? 1.00
00:57:06.000 I will say if you got the wind knocked out of you... Then you go, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 1.00
00:57:15.000 Sorry folks, not acceptable.
00:57:19.000 I'd be moaning, can you please not upload this?
00:57:22.000 Delete that!
00:57:24.000 Delete that!
00:57:24.000 Alright folks, we're going behind the paywall.
00:57:28.000 Until then, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.