On this episode of the Friday Free Show, Ryan and Gavin are in front of the paywall for 45 minutes, and then they're behind it for another 45 minutes. They talk about a bunch of random stuff, including a coloring book, a new TV show, and some other stuff that's not so random. Plus, they talk about why they don't want to get on the bus right away and why they're glad the bus never comes. They also talk about how they're going to make money off of the coloring book. And then they get into a story about a guy named Big John who makes a book that looks like it could be a hit with the left. And they also discuss why they think it's a good idea to make your own coloring book with Trump's face on it. Also, they discuss the fact that Big John has a brand new book called Trumptastical, which is a book you can color in with colored pencils and turn into a painting. We love the pages of color! We love it. So check it out at The Pages of Color! and don't forget to color in your own Trump coloring pages and make sure to give it to a liberal friend who needs something to make them a birthday present. We'll see you in the next episode of Get Off My Lawn! with Gavin McInnes and Ryan O'Donnell! Subscribe to our new podcast, "Off My Lawn." Subscribe on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe on iTunes. Subscribe on Podchaser, Rate/subscribe on iTunes Learn more about your ad choices and more! Like, comment and subscribe to our podcast, and be sure to subscribe to the pod, too, so you can be notified when we're listening to the latest episodes are available on all of our favorite podchips and other cool shows like this week's episodes are featured on the podCast and other places on the web? Subscribe and more like it's trending on social media platforms are mentioned on your favorite pod, and more on this podcast? Subscribe so you don't miss out! and other things going on in the pod is growing? . And we'll be giving you all the best vlogs, too much good vibes, too good to talk about what s going on everywhere else on the internet, and we can help spread the word out there about it's cool, too cool, more like that's cool to be cool, right?
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00:08:26.000And I, I happen to be on the right, but you know, I'm not constantly harping on politics as you can tell from the first 15 minutes of the show.
00:08:36.000Uh, but when you come across, when you, when you're constantly defending yourself, you're not being amusing.
00:08:43.000Like if Norm Macdonald spent an entire video explaining or an entire interview explaining how he's not gay, you'd be like, this Norm Macdonald guy is boring.
00:08:51.000That guy was really nice, he gave me a pair of gloves.
00:11:21.000My daddy will never die, you hear me God?
00:11:24.000Is that from something, or you made that up?
00:11:27.000It's Strangers with Candy, where Stephen Colbert, back when he was funny, he says to Amy Sedaris, I know what you're going through, because her dad died.
00:11:36.000And he goes, I know what you're going through.
00:16:06.000So what is this gay garbage your reeking culture has brought me?
00:16:10.000I'm reeking up the place with this song because she's from England, but when she came out with this brand new song, I was like, I want to marry, like I have the hugest crush on her.
00:16:20.000And then this part, this line right here, I responded to it when I was on my own.
00:16:27.000And I was drawing and I was like, yeah, that's okay, Natasha.
00:16:31.000What a gay, self-centered story that is.
00:16:34.000Who gives a fuck what you mumble to yourself?
00:17:43.000It's a it's like a Body bag, but it's duct-taped to a pole and then there's a pool noodle coming out almost like a dick So you slip like an arm body shots underneath this thing?
00:18:31.000Italian coffees, whether you're into the French press or the bench press, go to Purple Works Nutrition and pick those up.
00:18:37.000There's a new recipe coming out, I think, for Purple Works.
00:18:41.000I'm very happy with this, but I'm kind of a caffeine pussy, I should warn you.
00:18:46.000So I don't do an entire scoop with this.
00:18:49.000I found out my son was in my cupboard in the kitchen, and my teenage boy, and he had two scoops of raisins in a package of Kellogg's Raisin Bran.
00:19:11.000Or like, like snorting it or like just dry eating it.
00:19:14.000And then like, you know, it's like 500 grams of milligrams of caffeine could potentially cause some heart problems.
00:19:22.000I have no, I don't know if it's Purple Works Nutrition or just the fact that I've been working out five days a week.
00:19:26.000But when I look in the mirror in the morning, I'm not bananas about the gut, but like, I think I have shoulders for the first time in my life.
00:20:33.000Disconnected with the black world but This is from a guy named never nothing and He goes a few months back.
00:20:46.000You showed a video of a black girl eating cornstarch I thought it had to be fake me and my wife even tried a little to taste ours to see what it was like It's fucking gross I assumed at that point that this girl was doing it for views until yesterday when I was at the playground with my kids and a young black girl walked up with a tub of cornstarch and a spoon
00:21:02.000Of course she was alone, barefoot, and wearing short sleeves and shorts in 30 degree weather.
00:21:07.000I thought to myself, this can't be happening.
00:21:08.000Maybe she's eating cereal out of it or something?
00:22:10.000If you look at YouTube, you just put in cornstarch and you go down to shorts, there's like dozens of African-American people of color eating cornstarch.
00:22:21.000Me and my wife were talking about this and I was like, is it like good and sweet?
00:22:25.000And she's like, no, it's like flour or something.
00:23:13.000I've noticed they've stopped eating the cornstarch and are now inhaling it in their nose using a straw.
00:23:18.000By the way, folks at home, if you do cocaine, I don't think you should, but if you must, do not share straws.
00:23:26.000Nostrils, most of your bacteria is here.
00:23:29.000I know these doctors who had this theory that people who don't drink coffee get sick more, because when you drink coffee, I've told you this before, right?
00:23:35.000You have a hot coffee with caffeine, all that acidic caffeine.
00:23:38.000You go like this, and the acidic hot caffeine particles go up and kill all the bacteria in your nose.
00:23:44.000So, like, if you go like this and then go like that to someone else, that's a really dangerous way to spread disease.
00:23:50.000I'm not talking about AIDS, like a fucking cold or a flu or COVID.
00:23:54.000So, when you do a line and you hand your spoon to someone, you're handing them every cold and flu you've ever had.
00:28:02.000Beautician mom arrested after posting... Go back.
00:28:06.000Shocking photos of her five-year-old daughter waxing naked women.
00:28:09.000So, not only is she inappropriate, but it's sexual assault of a child, and by posting it, we're adding sexual exploitation and kiddie porn.
00:28:20.000And that is the picture that they use.
00:28:40.000And, you know, I said on Wednesday, if you had Down syndrome and you were watching commercials and they were all about how your IQ is so low you couldn't be executed and your lifespan usually ends around 40 and you're like 35, you'd go, I just wanted to watch the game and eat some popcorn and drink a beer.
00:29:02.000Down syndrome people don't watch that.
00:29:05.000Similarly, I'm at the point now where I, if I'm totally honest, I want to see a white burglar and black victims on a security ad on TV, because that's not the truth.
00:29:16.000And I don't want to deal with the truth after a hard day's work.
00:29:19.000I want to pretend that crime is equally distributed everywhere.
00:30:32.000They fill it up, they ship it to the Dominican Republic with my money, and then a bodega down there uses it as their inventory and sells it at full price.
00:30:43.000So I, as a overtaxed New Yorker, am paying for Dominican bodegas.
00:30:48.000And I said that on Fox News once and got in big shit for this lie until I just showed like the New York Post article about it.
00:30:56.000The grocery stores around this studio here in the South Bronx,
00:31:08.000So they label it all up and ship it down.
00:31:11.000So these scam artists, like when Jon Stewart talks about welfare and food stamps, he has this pie in the sky like, I'm just a little down on my luck.
00:32:44.000Yeah, I've told you this story a hundred times, but we're driving upstate and we're in Harlem, and there's a point where if you're going west, you go under this massive project.
00:32:57.000And we're driving under it, and my daughter was like three or four, and she goes, what's that?
00:33:02.000I go, oh, it's public assistance housing, what do they call it?
00:35:14.000And then he said now the NFL hired one of them to create next year's Super Bowl logo Giving further legitimacy to the we was indigenous fiction And then we see the link there and it says For the first time ever the NFL collaborated with local artists in the creation of a Super Bowl logo the artists who created our new logo Taj Williams is the queen of her black masking Indian tribe in New Orleans.
00:36:31.000Northern England, the factories there, we gave them the beads.
00:36:35.000So beads and horses, cultural appropriation.
00:36:37.000Speaking of racism, Beyonce has a new haircare line.
00:36:47.000As my friend Sebastian said long ago, when he saw her on TV advertising blonde shampoo, he goes, that's not her hair and she can't get it wet.
00:36:56.000So, do you see her fucking ridiculous Roger Rabbit look on the Super Bowl?
00:37:01.000She looked like the whitest woman that has ever witten.
00:37:06.000And now she's telling blondes how to make their hair like hers, which is, which was, yeah, there it is in the right.
00:37:12.000Her hair was forcibly removed from an Indian 10-year-old.
00:38:21.000We have to stop talking about important news like Beyonce's hair.
00:38:26.000This is another annoying thing with the CBC.
00:38:27.000They're like, when did you become a Nazi?
00:38:29.000And they had theories like you hit your head, uh, when you were, you got knocked out boxing or your marriage fell apart and you're mad at the world.
00:40:46.000So logically, there's no reason not to go to JumpMedic.com and use the code RyanSucks for 10% off because you know you need a first aid kit and you might as well get it from someone who's one of us.
00:41:00.000And third, the price ranges go from almost nothing to super fancy pants.
00:41:05.000So they have every kind of first aid kit you can have.
00:41:08.000I don't see the logic, the hole in the logic here.
00:41:41.000Well, tell us about him, because I was going to get to the letters page, unless you had more to add.
00:41:46.000Oh, well, another thing is during the commercials of Comedy Central, they would have different entertainers say, hey, you're watching Comedy Central.
00:41:56.000And the one that Brendan Fraser did, he said, Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
00:42:03.000Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
00:42:32.000Yeah, that's a car crash guy where he slipped through the that was exhilarating it was exhilarating and funny where the guy stole the cop car and then it was sad because he It was tragic because he died he died Well, the way he died was they had one of those long strips that has the spikes on it that pops your tires Is what they did, right?
00:44:53.000I'm wondering if people are getting crazy addicted to Adderall and it's the same level of tweaker that we had with the speed addicts in San Francisco in the sixties and seventies.
00:45:06.000There's a thin line between loving someone and enabling them if you don't realize fully until it smacks you in the face.
00:45:12.000We shared and demanded he place himself in recovery facility for three and a half months, which he did grudgingly forced by me because he had no other options left.
00:45:21.000But recovering addicts have told me that they had to make the decision to get help.
00:45:49.000Guy who doesn't like me is in a psych ward.
00:45:58.000Friendly Jordies went against the government.
00:46:01.000Oh, that's that youtuber we were talking about who had his house firebombed and we didn't have a lot of information about it.
00:46:08.000Hey guys, a bit of context with the Friendly Geordie's guy's house burning down.
00:46:10.000He went against Dan Andrews, this is in Australia, the Victoria State Premier, Governor, who is a staunch lefty authoritarian that ruled with an iron fist over the state during the COVID hoax.
00:46:21.000I reckon it's related to his house burning down.
00:46:24.000Melbourne, Victoria is the lefty hellhole of Australia.
00:46:27.000Think Portland, probably done by the Antifa of Australia or perhaps even the Australian state intelligence regime.
00:46:35.000Yeah, what a juicy, him and Turtle Boy are like the juiciest gossip these days as far as journalism, journalists getting attacked and prevented from doing their jobs.
00:46:47.000All right, we're out of time for the free show.
00:46:50.000I try to do this timing perfectly, it never seems to work out.
00:46:55.000So now we're going to go to the final video.
00:47:00.000Now Ryan, you're gonna have to go to the doc final video.
00:47:58.000I couldn't find the news story associated with this.
00:48:01.000He climbs up a fucking power tower right next to the Transformer and he notices that if you put your hand near the coils or whatever, you can sense the electricity and that feels cool.
00:48:15.000And then he wants to experience that feeling more.
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