Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 08, 2024


S5E63 - MALICIOUS COMMUNICATION (Free Part)

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On today's show, Gavin McInnes is joined by Alex Blumberg to talk about the latest in the ongoing government shutdown and how to prepare for an emergency food supply crisis in the event of a government shutdown. Also, Gavin and Alex talk about what to do if the government shuts down and what you should be doing in case of an emergency, and who can you trust when it comes to the government? Hosted by and . Produced in Los Angeles, CA! Subscribe to my channel Get Off My Lawn: The Podcast Subscribe on iTunes Learn more about your ad choices. If you like what you hear here, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and also consider becoming a supporter of our show by becoming a patron. Don't forget to rate, comment and subscribe to our other shows Business of God, The Anthropology, The HYPE Report and HYPETALKS! Subscribe today using our podcast s promo code "UPLEVEL" for 10% off your first month with discount code "Gavin's Lawn" at checkout! Enjoy & spread the word to your friends about what you're listening to "GetOffMyLawn" and "PrepareWithGavin" on social media! Thank you for listening and spreading the word out there about what's going on with "Off My Lawn! and spread the message out there! Get off My Lawn with Gavin McINnes! on your friends! - Gavin's Lawn. - - Gav & Alex's Lawn! - GAVIN'S PLACE, Gav talks about the shutdown and Alex's Podcast! Gav's Lawn, GAVY'S LAYTSO'S Gave Meals on the road! - Alex's new book "I Ain't Made in China" Gavin's new album "I'm As American as it Gets It" - Alex talks about it's American as It's American As It Gets It Out There! - I'm American As it gets it Out There, I'm Gave It Out Here! - , Gav Talks About It's Gave it Out Here's That's Not That's Gonna Get It Out! - And I'm As It's All Out There's More Than That, I'll Give It Out, Gave That! - and I'll Hear It Out & I'll Tell It Out On That, and I'm Not Gonna Say That!

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:20.000 I ain't made in China
00:00:37.000 From all the cheapest parts And I ain't one for driving Them imported foreign cars I'm more like American muscle From 1966 I ain't made in China I'm American as it gets
00:01:09.000 Does it ever have that moment?
00:01:11.000 No. 0.99
00:01:11.000 That sucks. 0.99
00:01:13.000 That's Aaron Lewis. 1.00
00:01:13.000 That's your guy. 1.00
00:01:15.000 Why is he my guy?
00:01:16.000 Because you like grunge and you like, it's been a while!
00:01:19.000 You know what?
00:01:20.000 I never liked it.
00:01:21.000 I had to warm up to them, and I think they're okay.
00:01:23.000 Okay.
00:01:24.000 But they had some bangies, for sure.
00:01:26.000 Well, I was never a stained guy, obviously.
00:01:29.000 Early Jens, Late Jens, Peppers and Ridge. 0.99
00:01:32.000 I was never into that shit, but I like Aaron Lewis. 0.98
00:01:35.000 His solo stuff's great. 0.99
00:01:38.000 I ain't made in China.
00:01:39.000 I'm as American as it gets and we were... 1.00
00:01:43.000 Watching America go down the toilet yesterday as President Biden did his STFU of his SOTU, shut the fuck up State of the Union, and very partisan, very fuck Trump. 1.00
00:01:55.000 He mentioned Trump about 80 times. 1.00
00:01:57.000 He never actually said his name though.
00:01:59.000 No, the former, what did he say, the former president?
00:02:01.000 My predecessor?
00:02:02.000 Yeah, it wasn't even former president because that's too nice.
00:02:06.000 Right.
00:02:06.000 It was like my previous, I think you're right, predecessor.
00:02:11.000 But we had, we read out Trump's comments as Trump.
00:02:14.000 I assume you were there.
00:02:15.000 This is the free episode.
00:02:17.000 So we tell you things that most people, most regular viewers know. 0.99
00:02:22.000 Like you're retarded. 1.00
00:02:24.000 Like you're retarded. 1.00
00:02:25.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:02:25.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:02:27.000 We speak to you like you're dumb. 1.00
00:02:30.000 Because if you don't sign up for this network, you're missing out. 1.00
00:02:34.000 Yes.
00:02:37.000 Um, but before we get into any of this, part of the free episode is that we have sponsors.
00:02:45.000 KEPM being our first sponsor, sponsoring this show.
00:02:48.000 On March 11th, the emergency funding for banks, wait a minute, is this the one with the, yeah, no, we'll do KEPM in a second.
00:02:55.000 We have an interview with our new sponsor, which looks very sell-y out-y, advertorial buggin', what do they call it?
00:03:05.000 You know.
00:03:06.000 Infomercially kind of?
00:03:07.000 Paid promotion.
00:03:09.000 But he's an interesting guy, and I like him.
00:03:11.000 And he's been on Infowars a lot, talking about the bank, imminent bank collapse.
00:03:16.000 So we'll talk to him in a second, but before that, who can you trust?
00:03:21.000 Government leaders repeatedly fail us.
00:03:23.000 Self-appointed experts have led us astray.
00:03:25.000 Distrust in so-called authorities is spreading like a bad cold.
00:03:28.000 We can't quite shake it, but you're not as powerless as they'd like you to believe.
00:03:35.000 When there's no one to depend on, it's time to rely on yourself.
00:03:38.000 Not sure where to start?
00:03:39.000 Go to my website, preparewithgavin.com.
00:03:43.000 Grab a four-week emergency food kit from My Patriot Supply for $60 off.
00:03:48.000 As you can see here behind me, we have the website.
00:03:53.000 Preparewithgavin.com.
00:03:56.000 This is how they monitor if the ad works or not.
00:03:59.000 And the thing I say about
00:04:02.000 This prep stuff is the same thing I said about the first aid kit.
00:04:06.000 You need to have it.
00:04:07.000 You have to have salt in your house, right?
00:04:09.000 You have to have milk, you have to have coffee, you have to have shoes and socks.
00:04:13.000 So when you find out that there's a sock company that promotes free speech, is mega, is a fan of the show, then get your socks from there.
00:04:23.000 I have an optometrist who's a mega dude.
00:04:25.000 I get all my glasses from him.
00:04:27.000 He is my guy and will be forever.
00:04:30.000 I have a, the guy who cleans my gutters.
00:04:33.000 He's an ex-cop from Long Island.
00:04:35.000 Coincidentally, it was Kumia's guy.
00:04:38.000 I'm with him forever.
00:04:39.000 I don't even look at the bill.
00:04:42.000 Okay, I do.
00:04:43.000 I'm too cheap to not look at bills.
00:04:44.000 So you should have food in your house for an emergency, for a shutdown, for a snow in, for any kind of emergency.
00:04:51.000 Why not go through My Patriot Supply?
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00:05:09.000 Go to preparewithgavin.com and protect your future with as many kits as you need.
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00:05:25.000 And I gotta say, so I had this Mossberg shotgun that Maddie got me, and I didn't know how to use it.
00:05:33.000 I'd never used a shotgun before.
00:05:34.000 And I knew you put the shells in, but then it won't go back.
00:05:38.000 Oh, you push this button up, okay, and then red is dead, so you put the safety on, and wait, is there one in the chamber?
00:05:44.000 And I didn't know how to use it, and I could never test it.
00:05:47.000 Then I went shooting on Wednesday, 0.98
00:05:49.000 And spent a bunch of money on shells, both the individual lead monster and the little fucking buckshot that you would use on a criminal. 0.98
00:05:58.000 You don't want to kill him per se, or you definitely don't want to go through him into your kid's room. 0.99
00:06:02.000 And now that I used it all day, I just fucking, I feel so much better. 0.98
00:06:08.000 I kind of want to get robbed, to be honest. 0.95
00:06:12.000 That's a joke, if this ever ends up in court.
00:06:16.000 And now I just feel like, okay, that's where it is.
00:06:18.000 It's in the safe place.
00:06:20.000 If anyone comes in, I'm just... I just feel good knowing it's there.
00:06:27.000 And similarly, you know, they're talking about, oh, we're going to be snowed in, or there's going to be no power, or there's going to be an apocalypse, or, you know, it's going to be zero law and order.
00:06:38.000 And you're like, okay, okay, that's not good, but I'm prepared.
00:06:44.000 I feel the same as having a loaded gun in your house that you're proficient with is the same as having a food supply that's ready.
00:06:52.000 What were some of Trump's comments last night?
00:06:54.000 I was trying to tell my wife, who's like, brilliant?
00:06:58.000 You think he's brilliant?
00:06:59.000 I'm like, yeah.
00:07:01.000 His jokes were brilliant last night.
00:07:04.000 Then I heard Chris plant this morning saying the same thing and I was like, yeah, I knew I was right and then he also Falling up on calling him brilliant.
00:07:12.000 He posted She checks truth she's like, let's see how brilliant this guy that that is brilliant.
00:07:26.000 It's really because it's hilarious
00:07:29.000 Oh my god, that's great too.
00:07:31.000 Yeah, he's the greatest.
00:07:33.000 Not Biden, but Trump.
00:07:34.000 Obviously.
00:07:36.000 The fake news media is taking crooked Joe Biden's anger and calling it fiery.
00:07:41.000 That's why they're the fake news and there's nobody like them.
00:07:44.000 One of my favorite ones was, go to the lipstick one. 1.00
00:07:50.000 He goes, someone kissed him with lipstick that was very dumb. 0.98
00:07:54.000 Now he has lipstick on his face. 0.99
00:07:56.000 It was pretty early.
00:07:59.000 The drugs are wearing off, remember that one?
00:08:01.000 Yeah, he released a video.
00:08:05.000 Yeah, it's soon here.
00:08:07.000 Very disrespectful being late.
00:08:12.000 Uh, he looks so angry when he's talking.
00:08:14.000 No, no.
00:08:16.000 We're very close, we're very close.
00:08:18.000 There we go.
00:08:19.000 Who kissed him on the cheek?
00:08:20.000 What, can you read it?
00:08:22.000 Who kissed him on the cheek with lipstick?
00:08:24.000 I mean, now he's got lipstick on his face. 1.00
00:08:26.000 How stupid of her! 1.00
00:08:28.000 Yeah, that is so true. 1.00
00:08:31.000 When you have lipstick on your face, ladies, you know that you're carrying a stamp on your face. 1.00
00:08:37.000 So anyone you kiss now has your stamp on their face, obviously. 0.99
00:08:41.000 It's so funny that there's a doddering old fool addressing the nation with lipstick on his cheeky. 0.99
00:08:48.000 That's hilarious. 0.99
00:08:49.000 That's like in a movie.
00:08:52.000 This is his response thing.
00:08:53.000 It's three minutes, but you could find it on his truth.
00:08:55.000 So he corrects the record.
00:08:58.000 That's pretty cool.
00:09:03.000 That's pretty novel.
00:09:21.000 Joe Biden's sad excuse for a State of the Union address aside, here are the facts.
00:09:27.000 When I left office, we gave Joe Biden the most secure border in U.S.
00:09:31.000 True.
00:09:31.000 history.
00:09:32.000 We gave him remain in Mexico.
00:09:34.000 Very tough to get, but I got it.
00:09:36.000 Safe third agreements, the asylum ban, Title 42, 571 miles of border wall, rapid deportations, and much more.
00:09:46.000 He did it on day one with his executive orders, right?
00:10:05.000 So apparently there's these like immigrant reception centers that were closed down under Trump because there were just no need for them.
00:10:11.000 There was no immigrants coming in to warrant them. 1.00
00:10:14.000 And now they're opening back up and expanding.
00:10:16.000 I learned from Vincent James recently on his Twitter.
00:10:19.000 You know, if when Trump gets in and he starts cleaning up the border, you know, the fake news is going to have so many pictures of sad Mexicans being like, what is mama?
00:10:29.000 And then when he reinstalls law and order, there's going to be unprecedented incarceration rates and the fake news is going to have pictures of guys handcuffed. 0.99
00:10:38.000 That's going to make us feel bad because we're pussies. 0.99
00:10:40.000 As the Chinese say, we're solipsistic and sentimental. 1.00
00:10:45.000 And I have it too.
00:10:47.000 Like that dude Sheldon Johnson when he was on Joe Rogan. 1.00
00:10:50.000 I was like fucking leave him alone you dicks. 1.00
00:10:53.000 You're so mean to my black friend. 1.00
00:10:55.000 And then of course we find out that he's chopping people's heads off because they're in rival gangs. 0.99
00:11:02.000 We didn't get to this yesterday but
00:11:05.000 Biden had a bunch of celebrities who would pretend to be president in movies.
00:11:10.000 This is 3-7.
00:11:12.000 Give him advice about his speech before he did it last night.
00:11:15.000 Which is kind of perfect because Biden is also someone pretending to be the president of the United States.
00:11:22.000 Which he freely admits himself.
00:11:24.000 He goes, I have to sometimes remind myself that I'm the president.
00:11:27.000 Like when the Commander-in-Chief, whatever it's, Hail Here Comes the Chief song comes on.
00:11:31.000 He goes, where is he?
00:11:32.000 This is Biden.
00:11:32.000 Where is he?
00:11:33.000 I'm quoting Biden right now.
00:11:36.000 You don't have to insult the guy, just quote him.
00:11:38.000 He also started off by saying, the best thing I should do right now is just walk off.
00:11:42.000 Oh yeah, yeah, that was his first line.
00:11:44.000 If I was smart, I would just leave right now.
00:11:47.000 Look at his face, I've never seen him this happy.
00:11:50.000 Hey! 0.99
00:11:51.000 Hey, I get to meet celebrities!
00:11:53.000 I never spoke to so many presidents all at one time.
00:11:55.000 Some of you might know what a big speech like I have to do is coming up to the State of the Union.
00:11:59.000 Any advice you have for me in delivering my speech?
00:12:03.000 Well, sir, in my capacity as president... In my capacity... In my capacity... He's cool, right?
00:12:10.000 He's like the... I confuse him with Denzel.
00:12:12.000 I think they're both anti-talking about racism all the time.
00:12:15.000 Yeah, I think so, to be fair.
00:12:30.000 Hope is the strongest force we have.
00:12:31.000 Zero hope in Biden's speech.
00:12:33.000 It was nothing but partisanship and hatred.
00:12:36.000 The strongest force on my face is the cookie crisp dots.
00:12:41.000 It is the most useful.
00:12:42.000 Wouldn't that be cool if Biden was like, what's with those lumps on your face there?
00:12:45.000 You look like a chocolate cookie. 0.90
00:12:48.000 You look like chocolate chocolate chip, man.
00:12:50.000 Yeah, man.
00:12:51.000 You're my favorite.
00:12:52.000 How come I'm doing an interview with my favorite ice cream? 0.94
00:12:55.000 Can I lick you? 0.92
00:12:57.000 No, you may not lick me. 0.98
00:13:00.000 And I'd like to say it.
00:13:01.000 I have hope that you will see me as something more than chocolate ice cream.
00:13:06.000 Telling us how you're working for us and building hope.
00:13:11.000 Why don't you shave your head? 0.91
00:13:12.000 Not happening, man.
00:13:14.000 Not happening, Corn Pop.
00:13:15.000 Nice try.
00:13:15.000 My arch nemesis.
00:13:19.000 Scandal.
00:13:19.000 I don't know this guy.
00:13:20.000 Mr. President, you know, looking back at my own presidency, I, uh,
00:13:25.000 I behave very badly in a lot of situations.
00:13:29.000 Oh, now I can identify with.
00:13:31.000 Now we're talking.
00:13:32.000 Now I get you.
00:13:33.000 So finally someone I can relate to.
00:13:35.000 Your speech was just one sort of piece of advice that meant a lot to me when I was president.
00:13:42.000 And so I just wanted to share that really quick with you.
00:13:45.000 Tell them that you exist for them.
00:13:48.000 Tell them that they make you a better man.
00:13:52.000 Did he almost cry?
00:13:56.000 I think this guy's got a screw loose.
00:13:58.000 He's a real actor.
00:13:59.000 He does that thing that people in
00:14:04.000 L.A.
00:14:04.000 movies and L.A.
00:14:08.000 TV shows.
00:14:09.000 Steve Carell does it when he has a serious role.
00:14:13.000 It's sort of a... Like a pondering thing.
00:14:14.000 They pretend that they don't quite have the words.
00:14:19.000 But I feel that we will get there.
00:14:24.000 Eventually.
00:14:28.000 Can I be honest?
00:14:30.000 I'm scared too.
00:14:33.000 I'm scared too.
00:14:35.000 It's so irritating because no one talks like that.
00:14:39.000 Hey, LA, stop it with the fake stutters because I don't know what drama school is teaching that, but it's, it's a speech impediment that you're mimicking.
00:14:56.000 Or what girls do is they'll have like a large ramp up where it's like, and you know, and I get so confused and I get so stressed and I just don't know what to do and I... I panic.
00:15:06.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:15:08.000 And then they get like so real where it's like, did you mean to be acting there?
00:15:11.000 Tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot, tiddly-doot 0.70
00:15:18.000 That's what he just did.
00:15:19.000 He did the stuttering and then he turned into a crybaby.
00:15:22.000 Alright, who's next on this?
00:15:23.000 You know when Louis C.K.
00:15:24.000 says they're all empty mugs that you fill them with a character and that's what they are.
00:15:29.000 They're empty mugs.
00:15:31.000 And off-screen they are still empty mugs.
00:15:35.000 So they just do the previous guy or... He just called himself president.
00:15:38.000 He thinks he was president.
00:15:40.000 It was real to him.
00:15:41.000 It's real to me!
00:15:42.000 This is why you should never date an actress.
00:15:45.000 Because you'll never get through to the actual person.
00:15:48.000 The actual person is Slenderman.
00:15:50.000 It's just this weird, wispy, skinny, non-existent human being.
00:15:55.000 I think I hate actors more than I hate the media. 0.65
00:16:00.000 Yeah, that's pretty much it.
00:16:02.000 And also when I used to
00:16:03.000 Give big speeches.
00:16:04.000 I would always wind down with popcorn and red wine, but I know for you that would be ice.
00:16:12.000 100% guarantee his reactions were recorded afterwards.
00:16:15.000 I highly encourage it.
00:16:17.000 I know from experience, obviously, what a tough job it is.
00:16:21.000 What happened to your voice, Gina?
00:16:23.000 I don't know what you're talking about.
00:16:25.000 She has a, apparently says a 140 IQ.
00:16:29.000 Really?
00:16:29.000 Yes.
00:16:30.000 She's known as a genius. 0.97
00:16:31.000 She is very smart in that she marries rich guys and then divorces them and gets the alimony. 1.00
00:16:35.000 So she's a fucking gazillionaire. 1.00
00:16:38.000 President, it seemed like every week there was some new crisis that I had to face. 1.00
00:16:44.000 You did a hell of a job.
00:16:45.000 Oh, did she have a stroke?
00:16:46.000 You did a hell of a job.
00:16:47.000 He doesn't know what's real and what's fake.
00:16:50.000 You beat the aliens, didn't you?
00:16:52.000 Earth girls are easy or something, right? 1.00
00:16:54.000 Yeah, I remember Captain Will Smith.
00:16:56.000 He punched the alien in the face. 0.70
00:16:59.000 And Jim Carrey got Randy with you, but he wanted Jeff Goble.
00:17:04.000 What was she president in?
00:17:06.000 Besides my pants?
00:17:08.000 I have no idea.
00:17:09.000 I'll look it up.
00:17:10.000 Well, it's back there if you go back a bit.
00:17:14.000 Commander-in-Chief?
00:17:16.000 Shows I've never heard of for $300, Alex?
00:17:19.000 Movies no man has ever watched?
00:17:26.000 Well, what I hope is my politics doesn't make anybody else cry.
00:17:34.000 Mr. President, from my experience of being Commander-in-Chief, I learned that having a loving partner changes everything.
00:17:44.000 If you go down on that partner, you're going to get throat cancer.
00:17:48.000 What movies are these?
00:17:50.000 Only one I know is Independence Day.
00:17:52.000 Commander-in-Chief.
00:17:52.000 The American President?
00:17:55.000 President Andrew Shepard.
00:17:57.000 Sorry.
00:17:59.000 President.
00:18:01.000 OK, sorry.
00:18:03.000 I learned that having a loving partner changes everything.
00:18:08.000 That's what I got with Jill.
00:18:09.000 She's a doctor.
00:18:09.000 Your passions as a leader are strengths.
00:18:11.000 They're not weaknesses and are key to your character.
00:18:15.000 So let that shine through in your speech.
00:18:18.000 And don't forget to save a dance for the first lady. 1.00
00:18:22.000 Oh my God, I fucking hate these people. 1.00
00:18:26.000 This is rekindling my hatred for boomers. 1.00
00:18:28.000 Independence Day. 0.82
00:18:29.000 They're so smug and laughy.
00:18:34.000 Independence Day.
00:18:35.000 This is a movie we've seen, finally.
00:18:38.000 It's nice to watch somebody else have to get it all together rather than us, you know.
00:18:43.000 In Independence Day, I had it easy, you know.
00:18:49.000 We just had
00:18:50.000 Invaders from outer space coming in, wanting to mess with us.
00:18:53.000 We got invaders. 0.95
00:18:54.000 We got aliens.
00:18:55.000 Unify people.
00:18:56.000 Oh, wouldn't that be great? 1.00
00:18:57.000 Well, you know, when I was president, we had a serious problem with illegal aliens, and we just had blacks punch them in the face. 1.00
00:19:05.000 That seemed to work. 1.00
00:19:07.000 So get as many Will Smiths as you can, and just have them beating the living shit out of aliens. 0.97
00:19:13.000 And make sure these aliens know they're not welcome here. 1.00
00:19:16.000 And they better go fucking back where they came from. 1.00
00:19:18.000 Oh my god, if that happened, I would just spontaneously ejaculate into my panties. 1.00
00:19:23.000 That's what he says. 1.00
00:19:24.000 Oh fuck, I just gave away that I wear panties. 1.00
00:19:26.000 So you know the whole speech. 1.00
00:19:28.000 It's verbatim.
00:19:29.000 Hi everyone! 0.98
00:19:31.000 We're here to get rid of illegal aliens. 1.00
00:19:33.000 I'm not so sure it was the greatest speech ever, but I did manage to say two things.
00:19:37.000 One is that we can't be consumed by our petty differences and we will be united in our common interests.
00:19:45.000 Okay, Biden clearly did not listen to this advice because his speech was, as Bill McGurn said, who was the chief speechwriter for President George W. Bush, this was the most partisan State of the Union I've heard in my lifetime.
00:20:01.000 Or we also have, um, uh, is he six years old?
00:20:08.000 No outreach to Republicans, and the clear message was this, the era of big government is back with a vengeance, added McGurn, a Wall Street Journal editorial board member and columnist, as well as Fox News contributor.
00:20:20.000 And then Mark Thiessen, who served as a speechwriter for Bush, same Bush, said the speech was an utter disgrace.
00:20:28.000 Attacking his opponent directly in the first minutes of his speech is unprecedented and perhaps the most partisan start to a State of the Union address in modern memory.
00:20:41.000 Have we had enough of those celebs?
00:20:42.000 Yeah, probably.
00:20:43.000 Somehow these words became something to remember.
00:20:46.000 You know, go to my pet Biden for a sec.
00:20:49.000 I always have to cleanse my palate after hearing this.
00:20:55.000 What to call him?
00:20:56.000 He's not an inebriated geriatric, but he sure sounds like one.
00:21:02.000 And I'm looking forward to the next year where we can get back to not just competence, but laughs.
00:21:12.000 Where did I put it here?
00:21:13.000 There it is.
00:21:13.000 I was leaping all over the place.
00:21:18.000 Trump hitting on Kamala?
00:21:21.000 What was this one again?
00:21:22.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:26.000 I'm me. 0.86
00:21:27.000 Oh, did you fuck it up? 0.98
00:21:28.000 I guess so. 0.99
00:21:32.000 Are you fu— Kamala.
00:21:34.000 Hey, Kamala. 0.90
00:21:35.000 I just want to tell you something. 0.99
00:21:37.000 Hey, Kamala, for fuck's sake. 1.00
00:21:40.000 I know you can hear me. 1.00
00:21:41.000 Are you fucking kidding me right now? 0.99
00:21:43.000 I know this broad can hear me. 1.00
00:21:45.000 I swear, if you call me a nasty woman again, I'm going to call the Capitol Police. 1.00
00:21:53.000 Uh, well, really, when you look at it, that was a great insult. 0.89
00:21:57.000 Very, very effective.
00:21:58.000 Everyone agrees.
00:21:59.000 But let's move on, okay?
00:22:00.000 Ready?
00:22:01.000 Knock, knock. 0.93
00:22:04.000 Who's there?
00:22:05.000 Hi, Leo.
00:22:06.000 Hi, Leo.
00:22:08.000 Um, hi, Leo who?
00:22:10.000 Highly overrated person.
00:22:14.000 You, hugely overrated.
00:22:16.000 The first time I met you, I said, wow, this woman is very, very overrated. 1.00
00:22:22.000 I'd never seen anything like it.
00:22:23.000 No one has, frankly. 1.00
00:22:25.000 And you're still a nasty woman. 1.00
00:22:33.000 Here she is. 1.00
00:22:33.000 Look, you don't have to be fake. 1.00
00:22:35.000 You don't have to do fake CGI stuff to make them look stupid. 1.00
00:22:38.000 Look how, is she just wasted here? 1.00
00:22:41.000 Is that what this is?
00:22:43.000 Because when we think about the strength of our democracy, you know, I think that there's a duality to the nature of democracy.
00:22:51.000 When it's intact, oh, it's so strong in terms of what it does to uphold and protect individual rights and freedoms.
00:23:04.000 So strong in its nature.
00:23:05.000 So strong.
00:23:07.000 And it's very fragile.
00:23:12.000 It will only be as strong as our willingness to fight for it.
00:23:17.000 So if something is strong, but fragile, it's not strong.
00:23:23.000 If Mike Tyson collapses every time you punch him, he's no longer a world champion.
00:23:31.000 I love how enamored she is with Kamala Harris, isn't she?
00:23:34.000 She's like, nailed it, me.
00:23:38.000 Oh my god, so strong!
00:23:41.000 Look at Trump mocking Fannie Willis here, the next one.
00:23:47.000 I was indicted by Fannie, in Georgia, Fannie. 0.96
00:23:51.000 Fannie. 1.00
00:23:53.000 You Fannie Faggot. 1.00
00:23:55.000 Look, I was indicted by Fannie, in Georgia, Fannie. 1.00
00:23:59.000 Fannie. 0.79
00:24:01.000 In Georgia, Fannie. 1.00
00:24:02.000 Fannie. 0.79
00:24:03.000 Fannie. 1.00
00:24:03.000 I'll fucking kill you, you fucking faggot. 1.00
00:24:07.000 How did that work out? 1.00
00:24:11.000 And her lover, Nathan Wade.
00:24:15.000 And they hired him for almost a million dollars because of his great, great experience.
00:24:19.000 Of course, he didn't have any experience.
00:24:21.000 He had experience in something else.
00:24:23.000 You know that. 1.00
00:24:24.000 Fucking... 1.00
00:24:29.000 He was a good fucker. 1.00
00:24:30.000 And at that, I'm quite sure he was very good based on the fact that she called him 2,000 times. 1.00
00:24:35.000 I didn't know the gentleman!
00:24:37.000 I didn't know him.
00:24:38.000 Oh, you have 2,000 phone calls, 3,500 text messages.
00:24:42.000 How is it possible?
00:24:44.000 In a short... I know a lot of people.
00:24:46.000 We like a lot of people.
00:24:47.000 We like a lot of people.
00:24:48.000 We have a very good relationship with a woman called Melania.
00:25:01.000 But I would venture to say in all the years that I've known her, I might not have called her 2,500 times.
00:25:08.000 No, I didn't send 3,500 text messages.
00:25:11.000 And they did this in a very... He's great.
00:25:16.000 You ever see this?
00:25:18.000 It regards his hand movement.
00:25:20.000 Everything else that was hacked recently.
00:25:22.000 They didn't make a big deal out of that.
00:25:26.000 Pretty great.
00:25:27.000 Okay, last one.
00:25:28.000 I think we've already played this, but Trump mocking Biden trying to get off stage.
00:25:32.000 We have shown this, right?
00:25:33.000 It's one of my favorite Trump comedy bits, so I'm sure I've shown it.
00:25:39.000 I laughed so hard I farted.
00:25:41.000 He makes a speech that lasts usually about a minute and a half because the octane starts to wear off quickly.
00:25:47.000 You ever notice he starts off strong?
00:25:49.000 Within about two minutes he can't talk anymore.
00:25:52.000 And then he walks off.
00:25:53.000 You ever notice he always goes like this?
00:26:06.000 Then he comes back up to the mic!
00:26:08.000 And he's looking.
00:26:09.000 He's totally lost.
00:26:10.000 There's stairs all over the place.
00:26:12.000 He can go there, there, here.
00:26:13.000 He could jump off the front of the... Yeah, we have played this.
00:26:16.000 All right.
00:26:17.000 He always goes like this.
00:26:21.000 Usually on Fridays, we just sort of coast through.
00:26:23.000 We use the god wheel to choose random stories, but this was an important time in American history, and that last night was very important.
00:26:30.000 The New York Post said, he's alive!
00:26:34.000 Angry Biden jumpstarts campaign against Trump.
00:26:36.000 Bitter exchanges over border.
00:26:38.000 Election giveaways to families.
00:26:40.000 President Biden came to life in his State of the Union address last night.
00:26:43.000 I think we all know that's Adderall, right?
00:26:46.000 To draw the bad lines against Donald Trump, lashing into his predecessor as a threat to democracy, imploring Congress to pass a partisan border security bill, and pitching a $400 monthly tax credit for homebuyers.
00:26:59.000 Yeah, that was weird.
00:27:00.000 Remember that?
00:27:00.000 If you remortgage your house, you get $1,000.
00:27:02.000 Ooh.
00:27:02.000 Um, okay.
00:27:06.000 I don't think it's worth $1,000 of my time.
00:27:12.000 To get involved in all that shiznit.
00:27:17.000 This is kind of too high-brow for me, vote swapping. 0.98
00:27:21.000 But I like how those dudes who wrote that book, White Rural Rage, they talk about election denial like it's Holocaust denial or, you know, saying blacks need to go back to Africa. 1.00
00:27:34.000 It's just a given that you're an asshole if you doubt the election. 1.00
00:27:38.000 But this seems pretty damning. 1.00
00:27:43.000 Every Californian needs to understand what just happened.
00:27:45.000 You're redder than you think. 0.92
00:27:46.000 They robbed votes from Steve Garvey in front of everyone.
00:27:50.000 Steve Garvey was leading Adam Schiff with 1.8 million votes and just like that it was cut in half.
00:27:56.000 This is called the glitch switch and Adam Schiff got more votes in the end by a razor-thin margin.
00:28:03.000 Almost statistically impossible.
00:28:05.000 Adam Schiff, 1.24723, 33.2%.
00:28:06.000 Steve Garvey, 1.220683, 1,220,683.
00:28:08.000 A billion, million, 300 billion, that's 32.5%, .3% off.
00:28:09.000 As I described last night, this is an algorithm trying to figure out the math problem that is you.
00:28:33.000 Elections are an additive process, never negative.
00:28:36.000 Each raw data interval of reported votes should be an additive process and you shouldn't see any deletions or oscillations, which is remember the Trump election when we were all asleep at four in the morning?
00:28:48.000 Massive switch.
00:28:50.000 Watch below to understand better.
00:28:53.000 I saw this reported by Janice.
00:28:56.000 Janice.
00:28:59.000 Oh, there it goes.
00:29:07.000 Votes are going down.
00:29:08.000 So we have to, what does Trump say?
00:29:11.000 We have to be too big to rig.
00:29:14.000 Go to 4-1.
00:29:18.000 We have to beat him so resoundly.
00:29:22.000 We can talk about the policies, we can talk about how he's going to make America great again, but guess what?
00:29:27.000 If you don't vote tomorrow, you don't encourage your friends, family, people at church, your neighbors, your co-workers to do it, it simply will not happen.
00:29:34.000 You say this during your rallies, and I love the sign, it says, too big to rig.
00:29:39.000 We want to be too big to rig.
00:29:40.000 But the too big to rig, we're really thinking about November 5th.
00:29:44.000 But it really does send a signal, if you can, get out to vote tomorrow.
00:29:47.000 Get your husband, get your wife, get your friends. 0.99
00:29:50.000 Get their friends.
00:29:52.000 Because we want to send a signal that we're coming.
00:29:54.000 This freight train's coming.
00:29:55.000 And we have to do that, and we have to do it tomorrow.
00:29:58.000 Tomorrow's the big day.
00:29:58.000 Tomorrow, they call it Super Tuesday for a reason.
00:30:01.000 And I think it's going to be record-setting.
00:30:04.000 I think.
00:30:04.000 I hope so.
00:30:05.000 But that sends the signal.
00:30:08.000 Because what we're really doing is we're aiming at that November 5th date, and I said it at the beginning, and I'll say it now as we close up.
00:30:15.000 It's going to be, I think, the most important date, the most important date and day in the history of our country.
00:30:23.000 We're going to take our country back, and if we don't win this next election, I think our country's finished.
00:30:28.000 I really do.
00:30:29.000 I think it's finished.
00:30:29.000 I agree.
00:30:30.000 So, lots of dudes agree, by the way.
00:30:33.000 All right, last thing on this super heavy stuff, then we can lighten it up a bit. 0.95
00:30:38.000 Michael Moore, self-hating Catholic. 1.00
00:30:41.000 Everyone, when that white royal rage came out, they're like, look at these fucking Jews telling us that white people suck. 1.00
00:30:47.000 Yeah, one of them is a Jew, the others are self-hating Catholic. 1.00
00:30:51.000 A lot of whites hate white people. 0.99
00:30:54.000 A lot of whites like Michael Moore. 0.98
00:30:56.000 And I get in a lot of trouble from the Nazis for saying this.
00:31:00.000 Which, by the way, I used to think everyone was a fed. 0.99
00:31:03.000 I think a lot of the people that get mad at you for not being anti-semitic are fucking Muslim Brotherhood. 0.99
00:31:09.000 That, like, they want Jews to get more vitriol, more hatred. 0.99
00:31:14.000 So a lot of these alt-right dudes I suspect are part of, are linked to the Muslim Brotherhood. 0.99
00:31:19.000 But anyway, here is a non-Jew bitching about white people and how we have to attack them, especially if you're Jewish. 0.98
00:31:30.000 What is the crime? 0.96
00:31:31.000 Because according to my knowledge of history, the enemies of Israel who have been persecuted, the Israelis, the Jewish people of this world have been persecuted for 5,000 years.
00:31:43.000 For the last 2,000 years, most of the persecution has come from white, European-centric Christians. 0.55
00:31:51.000 Stop. 0.82
00:31:52.000 That's been your enemy.
00:31:53.000 Stop. 1.00
00:31:53.000 So Muslims can bomb and murder. 1.00
00:31:56.000 They can eviscerate babies, behead them, go on a raping spree. 1.00
00:32:00.000 And whose fault is it? 1.00
00:32:01.000 Me.
00:32:03.000 I did that because I'm a white European.
00:32:06.000 Like, how many things can you crowbar into the Nazis? 0.86
00:32:11.000 Everything. 0.99
00:32:12.000 The Middle East, all Muslims hate Jews. 0.99
00:32:16.000 That's not my bad. 1.00
00:32:19.000 What a douche. 0.69
00:32:20.000 No Palestinian helped to build Auschwitz. 0.97
00:32:23.000 No Palestinian stood on the docks of New York City when boatloads of Jewish refugees trying to escape the Holocaust came here to be protected by this country and were turned away at the docks in New York and sent back to Germany to die.
00:32:37.000 No Palestinian did that.
00:32:39.000 No Palestinian ran the Spanish Inquisition.
00:32:41.000 Your enemy, your enemy is not the Palestinian people. 1.00
00:32:47.000 It is white, Christian, European people who have been slaughtering Jews for the last 2,000 years. 1.00
00:32:56.000 And let's just call it for what it is. 0.94
00:32:58.000 But why are they in an open-air prison?
00:33:01.000 Why are two million of them in an open-air prison?
00:33:05.000 Wow.
00:33:07.000 Wow.
00:33:08.000 He's pro-Palestine. 0.93
00:33:09.000 Do you know how long he would last in Palestine?
00:33:13.000 I've seen Michael Moore in reality just walking down the street in the West Village.
00:33:17.000 I'm sorry to hear that.
00:33:18.000 It is something that has to be seen to be believed.
00:33:20.000 It's something out of the dark crystal. 0.68
00:33:23.000 He is one of the weirdest looking human beings.
00:33:26.000 Like, he's very videogenic, believe it or not.
00:33:29.000 That person you just saw looks way better than he does in real life.
00:33:33.000 That person you just saw is breathtakingly gorgeous.
00:33:36.000 He's got this hulking big frame, like the penguin, and then his head is way down here.
00:33:44.000 It juts out with these jowls hanging down.
00:33:47.000 He's alarming.
00:33:49.000 Oh, that's much younger.
00:33:50.000 He's at Charlton Heston's house.
00:33:53.000 His head is still above the shoulder.
00:33:56.000 Yeah, he's still a human.
00:33:58.000 It's not like Talking Heads video.
00:34:02.000 How did I get here?
00:34:04.000 Which reminds me... 0.83
00:34:07.000 And by the way, the lesson that the Jews should have gleaned from the past few months is that your enemies are not white European males, it's not MAGA, your enemies are the people that you've been in bed with for decades. 0.89
00:34:18.000 The refugees, the immigrants, the Muslims that you were supporting with open borders. 1.00
00:34:24.000 They all hate your fucking guts and we warned you. 1.00
00:34:27.000 And secondly, of course, the Marxism in school, the Marxists in college. 1.00
00:34:32.000 That was you supporting that.
00:34:34.000 You loved that.
00:34:35.000 You thought Marxism was fantastic, because Karl Marx was a secular atheist, but an ex-Jew, and you thought that was great news. 1.00
00:34:42.000 And they all hate your guts, too.
00:34:44.000 There's been no MAGA hats at these riots.
00:34:47.000 It's all been your guys. 0.99
00:34:51.000 Michael Moore's Grass Man Straw is trying to get back to that but I think most intelligent Jews realize that they fucked up and they had the wrong bad guy. 1.00
00:34:59.000 We'll see. 0.98
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00:35:13.000 Maybe three rounds on the heavy bag.
00:35:16.000 Maybe one round of touching gloves with Big John.
00:35:19.000 Bit of euphemism?
00:35:22.000 Maybe two rounds speed bag and then that was it.
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00:36:19.000 Okay, I want to show some of the freeloaders.
00:36:23.000 The kind of letters we get. 0.92
00:36:24.000 So I was going to jump over to the letters page, unless, of course, Ryan, you have something you want to add about Biden's speech or any of our sponsors or... Well, first of all, I think... Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
00:36:41.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
00:36:47.000 Let me touch it.
00:36:51.000 I don't touch it.
00:36:52.000 Hi Gavin and Ryan, I know the show has some PC content.
00:36:55.000 Person of interest.
00:36:56.000 That was the show I was telling Anthony about.
00:36:58.000 I'm always on the lookout for non-PC action.
00:37:03.000 Usually have to go back to Charles Bronson in Death Wish, where the bad guys look like they fell into a Halloween store.
00:37:12.000 One guy will have a pot on his head sideways.
00:37:15.000 One, another guy will have a fingerless glove and rubber boot.
00:37:18.000 Pull up the bad guys in any Charles Bronson, Death Wish thing.
00:37:21.000 I guess they're supposed to be punk rockers or something.
00:37:25.000 Some black dudes got wraparound sunglasses and like no shirt on with like rubber pants. 0.93
00:37:32.000 They're the weirdest looking bad guys. 0.69
00:37:34.000 I'm gonna be, oh, that'd be a good idea for a Halloween party.
00:37:37.000 You have to dress like a bad guy in, in Death Wish.
00:37:41.000 My friends are a little old for that.
00:37:43.000 I'm in my 50s now, so I have to do subjects like, you have to be a character from a movie.
00:37:48.000 Yeah, look at that guy with the paint on his head in the top left.
00:37:55.000 I remember that dude.
00:37:57.000 No, no, top left, up, up.
00:37:59.000 There's that guy?
00:38:00.000 That guy, yeah.
00:38:01.000 Look at him.
00:38:02.000 The whole gang did that.
00:38:05.000 Jeff Goldblum Jeff Goldblum was one of the bad guys so was what's his name from?
00:38:10.000 Is he wearing it like a Jughead hat with the crown thing?
00:38:13.000 Yeah?
00:38:13.000 I think he is that's one of the most normal outfits in all Death Wish movies a Jughead hat What did you type in?
00:38:22.000 Death Wish villains no bad guys villains What are you fucking watching Batman? 0.98
00:38:32.000 Death Wish is two words. 1.00
00:38:34.000 You couldn't have fucked that up more if you tried. 0.99
00:38:38.000 Try that now. 0.84
00:38:41.000 Less fruitful.
00:38:42.000 That's the Jughead thing.
00:38:44.000 What else do we got there?
00:38:48.000 Oh, there we go.
00:38:49.000 There he is.
00:38:49.000 That's the dude from Menace to Society.
00:38:52.000 Lawrence Fishburne?
00:38:53.000 Lawrence Fishburne, yeah. 1.00
00:38:56.000 Anyway, retarded. 0.99
00:38:58.000 But, uh, so this person is telling me I should stick in with, uh, I should take some gummies and watch more Person of Interest, especially season three and four. 0.97
00:39:07.000 They have the most ridiculous chick fights and Jim Kevaziel is always shooting people in the knees and elbows.
00:39:12.000 Well, he does that in the first season like crazy, too. 0.99
00:39:15.000 It's so, it's funny seeing with all these corrupt black female politicians, the way they treat the chief of police on that show. 1.00
00:39:24.000 It's, what's her name? 0.99
00:39:26.000 She's a top thing in racism actually right now. 1.00
00:39:28.000 That sounds funny to say.
00:39:30.000 And she's always like, look, I'm a cop.
00:39:33.000 I got to play by the rules.
00:39:34.000 And no, I can't do that.
00:39:35.000 That's illegal.
00:39:37.000 And you're like, really?
00:39:38.000 I've been checking out your demographics, political record, and you guys tend to
00:39:44.000 Break the rules quite a bit.
00:39:45.000 But this was sort of sort of related.
00:39:49.000 Taraji P. Henson is her name.
00:39:52.000 And she's a professional whiner. 1.00
00:39:56.000 She's furious that black actresses don't make enough money. 1.00
00:40:00.000 Because she's just as talented.
00:40:02.000 Meanwhile, every role she got has been a favor. 1.00
00:40:04.000 She was a dumb bitch in Hidden Figures, the stupidest movie ever made. 1.00
00:40:07.000 But she, yeah, you could just tell a woman is a cunt by her physiognomy. 1.00
00:40:14.000 She was doing some seminar for Kate Spade X, whatever that means. 0.99
00:40:20.000 And Ryan, it's in Racism, it's the top link.
00:40:23.000 And she said, you know how black people, you'll say a joke or do a magic trick and they run away? 1.00
00:40:28.000 Okay, so they have to link everything to slavery, right?
00:40:30.000 So they'll take something like, we like spices on our food, or we dance well, and they'll make it into slavery. 1.00
00:40:36.000 So, get this. 0.86
00:40:37.000 This is why, this is why black people run away. 1.00
00:40:40.000 I can probably guess it. 0.99
00:40:41.000 Okay, guess it.
00:40:43.000 It's because their oppressors have used tricks and illusions.
00:40:49.000 No, she's not.
00:40:50.000 I threw in magic.
00:40:52.000 Oh.
00:40:52.000 She's talking about comedy.
00:40:54.000 People run away when we laugh because we weren't allowed to laugh on those plantations.
00:40:59.000 Zoom out.
00:41:00.000 This is stuff that lives in us, y'all.
00:41:03.000 This ain't nothing new, y'all.
00:41:04.000 That's why y'all going, oh, what?
00:41:06.000 Yeah, it lives in us.
00:41:07.000 That doesn't just go away, like she said.
00:41:09.000 Yes, it does.
00:41:11.000 And if we don't start unpacking it seriously, it will also be the end of us.
00:41:18.000 True that.
00:41:19.000 True that.
00:41:20.000 Did you catch that?
00:41:23.000 So because black people weren't allowed to laugh, which I doubt by the way, and if they laughed they would run away from the slave master, which I also doubt, that somehow gets stuck in your DNA molecules?
00:41:36.000 What?
00:41:37.000 That's like that article that said black people can't swim because they would see other slaves getting thrown overboard on the slave ships and it traumatized them.
00:41:47.000 No. 0.95
00:41:49.000 Your DNA doesn't work like that.
00:41:52.000 If, say you're a giraffe, millions of years ago, and you keep reaching for tall leaves, eventually the giraffes with longer necks will be able to procreate more than the giraffes with shorter necks.
00:42:06.000 So giraffes will end up having super long necks. 0.68
00:42:10.000 That takes millions of years, I'm afraid.
00:42:13.000 You were slaves like a few generations ago.
00:42:16.000 So no, you don't, you run away from jokes because you are very dramatic as a people and the walking away thing helps punctuate your gesture.
00:42:28.000 Blacks also walk away when they make a point. 1.00
00:42:31.000 How much do you think, how much do you think I gave her? 0.70
00:42:34.000 She'd not been in my life ever.
00:42:36.000 I was raised by my grandmother.
00:42:37.000 So when she died and they say, can you help her with the funeral?
00:42:41.000 Guess how much I helped out.
00:42:43.000 Not one dime.
00:42:52.000 And you're like, whoa.
00:42:55.000 You really didn't leave her one dime.
00:42:58.000 I like it, actually.
00:42:59.000 It's funny.
00:43:02.000 It makes the story better.
00:43:03.000 That's what Larry Barnes does all the time.
00:43:08.000 It's like a drop the mic.
00:43:10.000 It's a drop.
00:43:11.000 It's a mic drop.
00:43:11.000 It's a mic drop.
00:43:12.000 You know why we drop the mic?
00:43:12.000 Yeah.
00:43:14.000 Because in slave days, they wouldn't let us hold the mic.
00:43:18.000 So as soon as we were done saying, all right, everyone, get back to cotton picking, we had to immediately put the mic down because if we held it too long, we'd get whipped. 0.95
00:43:25.000 It was called the mic drop rule.
00:43:27.000 Of course, the mic back then was just a corn on the cob because they hadn't been invented yet.
00:43:32.000 With sans corn.
00:43:35.000 Twas cob.
00:43:38.000 This is a very important one.
00:43:39.000 Gav, are driving loafers slash moccasins gay or cool for beach shoes and or business casual events? 0.73
00:43:48.000 They are totally acceptable, especially sockless, but you mind the slime.
00:43:54.000 And yeah, it's a good Wasp, Tucker Carlson-y, preppy look.
00:43:59.000 It's not my personal cup of tea, but I have no problem with it.
00:44:04.000 I think it's obviously better than... There's a dude at my gym, a trainer, who wears slides.
00:44:11.000 He's got his AirPods.
00:44:12.000 He's always on his phone talking to people. 1.00
00:44:14.000 He's always checking his fucking Instagram. 0.99
00:44:17.000 And he's coaching people doing pads and stuff with slides on. 1.00
00:44:23.000 No.
00:44:24.000 That's verboten.
00:44:25.000 These are cool.
00:44:26.000 The Gunner Drivers?
00:44:29.000 Last one before we get to the... Those are very Milo, aren't they?
00:44:34.000 Before we talk to our last sponsor and go behind the paywall.
00:44:37.000 Hey Gav, when will you be joining us in the Discord server?
00:44:40.000 Oh yeah. 0.99
00:44:41.000 If you don't, you're gay. 1.00
00:44:42.000 We're supposed to plug that crap. 1.00
00:44:43.000 Discord server. 0.96
00:44:45.000 How do you find it?
00:44:46.000 Great point.
00:44:46.000 You know, also when I was shooting, my wife was awesome.
00:44:50.000 I think better than me.
00:44:50.000 First try.
00:44:52.000 And Tim goes, girls are always better at target practice. 1.00
00:44:56.000 It's because they don't care if they miss. 0.92
00:44:57.000 But we're all tense and we're like, if I miss this, I'm gay.
00:45:03.000 I don't know what the Discord server is, to be totally frank.
00:45:06.000 So again, I guess I would have to do it this way.
00:45:08.000 Email me, ryan at censored.tv.
00:45:11.000 I know there's been a couple of stragglers.
00:45:13.000 I like to do them all in a bunch.
00:45:14.000 Just hit me with Discord.
00:45:16.000 Just make the subject Discord.
00:45:17.000 Isn't it for when the show is live?
00:45:19.000 It's for anything.
00:45:20.000 You could hang out.
00:45:21.000 You could talk about stuff.
00:45:22.000 They have different categories.
00:45:23.000 Is it up right now?
00:45:24.000 Yeah.
00:45:26.000 I don't want to show it because people are probably private in there.
00:45:29.000 You have to be vetted.
00:45:30.000 I think there's something wrong about Mick Jagger going on a Rolling Stones message board.
00:45:37.000 This should be their place to air their grievances.
00:45:40.000 Yeah, you don't have to go in there.
00:45:41.000 Yeah, I'm not going in there.
00:45:42.000 But if you're a fan, DM or email me.
00:45:45.000 Subject Discord.
00:45:46.000 Like in Strunk and White the standard for magazines is not to respond to letters pages because it's your it's the reader's chance to voice their opinion without being bossed around by the people who own the magazine.
00:46:01.000 I tried that advice but after a while I was like I gotta answer this. 0.99
00:46:04.000 I gotta respond to this shit. 0.99
00:46:06.000 Not just allegations, but like, why did this happen? 0.99
00:46:08.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:46:10.000 Let's go behind the paywall, but talk to our newest sponsor here.
00:46:16.000 This is...
00:46:26.000 This is KEPM Physical Precious Metals.
00:46:30.000 They have our own site, KEPM.com forward slash censored.
00:46:36.000 I want to talk to Kirk Elliott about this and just briefly to introduce him.
00:46:41.000 Maybe you can change the background, Ryan, to KEPM on March 11th.
00:46:44.000 The emergency funding for banks, the bank term funding program, will expire.
00:46:49.000 March 11th, it's March 8th by the way.
00:46:52.000 This means that there are no funds for failing banks and another banking crisis could very well be upon us.
00:46:56.000 Additionally, China and Russia have convinced much of the world to now use their own currencies to purchase oil instead of the US dollar.
00:47:02.000 That was Putin's 4D chess move recently.
00:47:05.000 Post pipeline, which is a big deviation from the petrol dollar that has been dominant since post World War Two.
00:47:11.000 This exodus from the U.S. 0.53
00:47:12.000 dollar means we will have to print money out of thin air and cause even more inflation.
00:47:16.000 The economy will suffer.
00:47:17.000 So KEPM wants you to take advantage of this trend and reposition your retirement assets into physical precious metals.
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00:47:33.000 So, if you can't afford precious metals, I would recommend burgers and fries.
00:47:39.000 And figure out some way to preserve them because they don't age well.
00:47:42.000 Actually, no.
00:47:43.000 Silver and gold ages much better than burger and fries.
00:47:45.000 You can do this with your IRAs.
00:47:47.000 Not all silver and gold are created equal, nor are precious metals dealers.
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00:48:23.000 We got that number on the screen?
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00:48:27.000 Or go to KEPM forward slash sensor to start off the process of safeguarding your retirement assets.
00:48:33.000 Now, I'm going to talk to him and every time I talk to this dude, I get depressed and scared.
00:48:37.000 It's sort of like our war on kids segment.
00:48:40.000 You kind of don't want to know the truth, but you're a big boy and you can make it.
00:48:45.000 So let's talk to Kirk.
00:48:47.000 Is he there?
00:48:53.000 Kirk, are you there, sir?
00:48:55.000 I'm here.
00:48:56.000 Now, you're our newest sponsor here at Get Off My Lawn, and at the risk of sounding like an advertorial, I want to ask you how worried we should be about the state of the banks and the Fed in America right now.
00:49:10.000 That the banking crisis is going to be the biggest financial news story of the year, quite honestly.
00:49:16.000 I mean, people remember Silicon Valley Bank and what happened when they went under and then that created a small contagion, a run on the banks when
00:49:25.000 Signature Bank and Credit Suisse and First Republic and Silvergate Bank, they all went into FDIC receivership.
00:49:32.000 So we have to ask ourselves, why?
00:49:34.000 Why does this kind of stuff happen?
00:49:36.000 Well, simply put, they have bad investments and they have more withdrawals coming out than deposits going in.
00:49:42.000 That's why banks fail.
00:49:44.000 So under Bidenomics, we've got what?
00:49:47.000 We've got rising taxes, decreasing wages, increasing job losses and rising prices.
00:49:54.000 So that's not good for the economy.
00:49:56.000 People stop spending.
00:49:57.000 And so we're seeing more withdrawals than we have deposits going in.
00:50:02.000 So the stage is set for more bank failures.
00:50:06.000 But it actually gets worse, Gavin, than just Bidenomics, because
00:50:11.000 During COVID, in March of 2020, the Federal Reserve changed the reserve requirement to zero.
00:50:19.000 Meaning, if you put $100 in the bank, in your checking account, the bank can lend out $100.
00:50:26.000 That's a zero percent reserve requirement.
00:50:29.000 They did that to try to stimulate the economy, get more money out there to try to get things cooking.
00:50:34.000 Right.
00:50:34.000 But but when you do that, you have a problem.
00:50:37.000 There's no capitalization.
00:50:39.000 So during covid, people weren't working.
00:50:41.000 They had shelter in place laws and travel restrictions and mom and pops were getting shut down everywhere.
00:50:47.000 So people were making more withdrawals and deposits, therefore banking crisis.
00:50:52.000 So.
00:50:53.000 So fast forward to today.
00:50:56.000 We've got two things happening.
00:50:59.000 The Basel III Accord is an international monetary agreement that said, hey, this whole thing about the 0% reserve requirement, we're changing it to 20%.
00:51:12.000 So, in their wisdom, they think, oh, if we can have 20% reserve requirement, we're going to stop runs on the banks, because now banks are going to have capital.
00:51:22.000 Well, Gavin, imagine if you're a billion dollar bank and you have zero percent reserve requirement, and now all of a sudden you have to have 20 percent, 20 percent of a billion is 200 million.
00:51:33.000 Where are you going to come up with it?
00:51:34.000 Yeah, you get whiplash with that kind of change.
00:51:37.000 It should have been an incremental thing, five and then maybe 10 over time.
00:51:42.000 See, in December,
00:51:44.000 We're good to go.
00:51:59.000 There was this emergency program called the BTFP, the Bank Temp Funding Program, which was like just emergency funding, stimulus money to stop bank runs, to inject capital into the banks so that you wouldn't have any more bank runs.
00:52:16.000 Well, the end of January of this year, the Fed met and they sunset that.
00:52:22.000 It expires on March 11th.
00:52:25.000 So that means there's no more federal funding, no more emergency funding to failing banks.
00:52:30.000 And so three days.
00:52:32.000 That's in three days.
00:52:33.000 Yeah, it's in three days.
00:52:34.000 And now they've raised the reserve requirement to 20.
00:52:37.000 These banks are going to would normally go get emergency funding to actually capitalize that.
00:52:42.000 And you know what?
00:52:43.000 They don't have it anymore.
00:52:44.000 It's gone.
00:52:45.000 So this is where we're going to start to see a contagion start to spread.
00:52:49.000 It's already happened with New York Community Bank.
00:52:53.000 So New York Community Bank.
00:52:54.000 We're good to go.
00:53:17.000 Imagine you had this glass of fresh water on your desk, and you're drinking it, it's nice, cold, refreshing water, and you have a glass of poison on your desk, right?
00:53:26.000 And you take a little bit, a few drops of the poison, you taint the whole fresh glass of water.
00:53:31.000 Of course, yes.
00:53:32.000 This is what these banks are doing.
00:53:34.000 They're tainting their entire balance sheet, and this is the ugly part.
00:53:40.000 In January alone, after this news came out,
00:53:43.000 Stocks of regional banks came plummeting 70%.
00:53:47.000 Friday of last week, New York Community Bank went down another 24% in one day.
00:53:53.000 They're undercapitalized, ripe for a takeover, right?
00:53:58.000 They're probably going to go under, would be my guess, except they just got a billion dollar injection from some equity fund.
00:54:04.000 But here's where, in human nature, people start to see this happening.
00:54:11.000 And I would think it.
00:54:12.000 You would think it.
00:54:13.000 Everyone would think it.
00:54:14.000 It's like, hmm, that bank went under.
00:54:16.000 What about mine?
00:54:17.000 Right.
00:54:17.000 What?
00:54:18.000 Maybe I should start to pull a little bit out for a rainy day, just to make sure that not all my money goes away.
00:54:23.000 Right, and then it's a domino effect.
00:54:25.000 It's a domino effect, and that's what's coming.
00:54:27.000 In the fourth quarter alone, the last quarter of last year, regional banks lost 44% of all of their profitability because of rising interest rates, because of Biden's amazing economic plan for America.
00:54:41.000 Does this affect stocks and bonds, too, the same way?
00:54:44.000 Yeah, well it will because the regional share prices are plummeting down to earth, right?
00:54:50.000 So the banking sector is getting hit hard, but you say why?
00:54:55.000 If interest rates are going up to slow down inflation that Biden's creating, well shouldn't that make banks more profitable if interest rates are going up?
00:55:03.000 No, it has the opposite effect because most of America is basically living at the margin, month to month, every single month.
00:55:11.000 When interest rates go up and there are debt up to their eyeballs, they start to be late on their payments.
00:55:17.000 Delinquencies at banks are the worst they've been since the beginning of time.
00:55:23.000 Since the beginning of banks being banks.
00:55:25.000 So what's a delinquency?
00:55:27.000 Late payments.
00:55:28.000 Series of late payments, you're gonna default.
00:55:31.000 Right?
00:55:31.000 So now, what we're heading into is bankruptcies, commercial real estate failures,
00:55:37.000 This, to me, is the biggest economic news story, and in an election year, is this what they don't want, or is this what they do want?
00:55:46.000 Yeah.
00:55:47.000 Right?
00:55:47.000 I mean, here's the thing, because you would think, oh, they don't want this economic catastrophe.
00:55:52.000 Oh, I kind of doubt that, because the globalists in charge of banking want to usher in something new.
00:56:00.000 They want central bank digital currency, which the World Economic Forum have said
00:56:04.000 This is programmable money, unified ledgers, combining all of your spending habits with your digital social profile.
00:56:12.000 If your ideology doesn't match up with theirs, they will cut you off from the ability to buy or sell.
00:56:19.000 So, nobody in their right mind, Gavin, would say, that's a good idea, I want that.
00:56:25.000 But, if the crisis is bad enough, and banks are failing, and people can't feed their babies, or they can't pay their rent, or they can't pay their mortgage, they're gonna scream out to the government to say, please fix it, just fix it, whatever you can do to fix it, we'll... Right, yeah, well that's the whole globalist mentality, destroy the country so you're beholden upon them to fix it.
00:56:45.000 Yeah, absolutely, so people hear this and say, Kirk,
00:56:49.000 You're scaring me.
00:56:50.000 I've got to put my head in the sand and forget about it.
00:56:52.000 All right.
00:56:52.000 No, there is a solution.
00:56:54.000 And this is what we've been doing for a long time.
00:56:59.000 I mean, I've been in this industry for since 2002.
00:57:04.000 Right.
00:57:04.000 And you can get out of the system and protect yourself, but you have to not be in paper.
00:57:09.000 You can't be a digital slave in their digital world.
00:57:12.000 Tangible assets like silver, like gold.
00:57:15.000 I'm not talking about ETFs or mining shares or paper certificates.
00:57:19.000 Physical metals, bars and coins.
00:57:22.000 This is how you can get out of that system away from what the Bank for International Settlements said.
00:57:28.000 Unified Ledger, Project Aurora, Project Icebreaker.
00:57:32.000 People can Google that and go look at it.
00:57:34.000 What are those things?
00:57:35.000 The ability to cut off bank wires from bank to bank if the ideology of the use of funds doesn't match up with theirs, and real-time data transaction monitoring of every transaction for every person in every bank in every country.
00:57:50.000 That's pretty much everybody.
00:57:52.000 Why do they need that? 0.57
00:57:53.000 To see if the ideology matches up with theirs.
00:57:56.000 So if you're driving around a gas guzzling truck and they want a clean climate, no more gas for you, Gavin.
00:58:02.000 If you're eating steak and they want you to eat bugs, it's like you can't go to the grocery store.
00:58:07.000 If you give to a church that they don't like, if you give to a political party that they don't like,
00:58:13.000 It's easy with a flip of a switch to cut you off from buying or selling.
00:58:17.000 I agree.
00:58:17.000 I've already experienced that with PayPal and even my website here.
00:58:21.000 I can't use a payment processor.
00:58:24.000 But say I've been X'd because I eat too much steak and I drive a gas guzzler.
00:58:29.000 What do I do?
00:58:30.000 I go to the gas station with a gold bar?
00:58:32.000 I go to the grocery store with some silver coins?
00:58:35.000 Not yet, but what are they doing in Venezuela, Argentina, what they do in Cyprus, Greece, Zimbabwe?
00:58:43.000 When their currency lost international favor, they went into hyperinflation, which is what we're on the verge of going into massive inflationary period.
00:58:51.000 This is why they keep raising rates to slow that down.
00:58:54.000 The merchants will say, I don't want that currency anymore.
00:58:57.000 Right.
00:58:58.000 I want something that's real.
00:58:59.000 I want something that's tangible.
00:59:01.000 Anything can be barterable.
00:59:03.000 You can barter with cigarettes or vodka or gold or silver or toilet paper.
00:59:08.000 Right.
00:59:08.000 But but a lot of that stuff, you don't want to lug around.
00:59:11.000 So a one ounce silver coin is perfect for that.
00:59:14.000 Now, we're talking about when when monetary systems change and people say that can't happen here.
00:59:19.000 It's like, oh, yeah, it hasn't happened here because we've been the world's reserve currency.
00:59:26.000 Which means all settlements of oil throughout the globe, the petrodollar, are traded in US dollars.
00:59:33.000 The BRICS nations changed that on January 1st.
00:59:36.000 So Brazil, Russia, India, China, South Africa, and now the BRICS Plus nations, Saudi Arabia, Ethiopia, Egypt, Argentina, United Arab Emirates, they're all part of this BRICS mix now.
00:59:49.000 What did they do?
00:59:51.000 Putin said it, and Putin, you know,
00:59:54.000 I think so.
01:00:11.000 When you have China and India and all these other big massive countries.
01:00:14.000 So no more US dollar.
01:00:16.000 There's no built-in demand for our currency.
01:00:18.000 So now we're the same as every other country on the planet that didn't have a reserve currency status like Venezuela and Argentina.
01:00:27.000 Where if you print money too much, the rest of the world is not going to want it because they look at it as monopoly money.
01:00:33.000 This is where we are.
01:00:35.000 So we're running out of time here.
01:00:37.000 Say I'm a 30 year old.
01:00:39.000 I have $20,000 in the bank.
01:00:42.000 What would you advise I spend on precious metals?
01:00:45.000 Mike, total, everything I own is $20,000.
01:00:47.000 Okay.
01:00:51.000 I would say make sure you have a few months of expenses in cash.
01:00:56.000 You don't want to get rid of all of your cash because we still live in a cash world.
01:00:59.000 So make sure that you protect yourself that way.
01:01:02.000 But the rest of it, I would put into silver and do if you're taking delivery of it at home, just like one ounce silver generic refinery rounds, cheap, low cost per ounce, maximize your ounces, minimize your cost.
01:01:15.000 That's how we do it.
01:01:16.000 What makes us different than other firms is we charge zero percent when you liquidate.
01:01:21.000 I think so.
01:01:37.000 Now, if you have an IRA, that's even better, because you can do a tax-free rollover into physical silver or gold and own that physical asset in your IRA.
01:01:49.000 But your question was about money you have in the bank.
01:01:52.000 Yeah.
01:01:52.000 I don't think our viewers are advanced enough to have IRAs.
01:01:55.000 And that's it.
01:01:56.000 Okay.
01:01:57.000 Well, that sounds like a plan.
01:01:59.000 You scared us with the apocalypse, but you gave us an out.
01:02:02.000 Well, there's always hope.
01:02:05.000 You just have to know.
01:02:06.000 I mean, even in our country, it seems like our freedoms are eroding every single second of every single day.
01:02:10.000 There's still hope.
01:02:12.000 America is waking up.
01:02:13.000 Financially, we don't need a collective voice to change things.
01:02:16.000 You just need your own singular action.
01:02:19.000 Make it work.
01:02:20.000 Make a decision and do it.
01:02:22.000 So we put together a link for this show.
01:02:26.000 You just KEPM.com forward slash censored.
01:02:30.000 And if you're interested, just give us a holler.
01:02:32.000 We'd love to help you hold your hand through this economy, let you know when it's time to buy or sell, or simply you can just call us, 720-605-3900, just say Gavin sent you, and we'll take good care of you and get you out of the path of this hurricane.
01:02:47.000 Sounds good, man.
01:02:48.000 We'll put all that up on the screen, and appreciate you coming by.
01:02:52.000 Let's check in soon.
01:02:54.000 It's my pleasure.
01:02:56.000 Cheers, Kirk.
01:03:04.000 So give Kirk a call, check out the website, get yourself a few coins just to be safe.
01:03:10.000 I got some coins.
01:03:11.000 Let's end this pre-paywall area with a final video.
01:03:31.000 This final video shows white people doing what white people do best, which is helping others. 0.87
01:03:38.000 Unlike Michael Moore, I don't think that Jews should focus all their energy on hating us European whites.
01:03:45.000 I think we're pretty cool.
01:03:47.000 And I think you're safest with us.
01:03:50.000 Whether you're a woman, a Jew, a black, a Lebanese, an Asian, white European patriarchy seem to be the least racist and most open-minded societies there are.
01:04:04.000 It's ironic that white people are sort of seen as the core of racism when they're actually the least racist people there are.
01:04:12.000 Anyway, here's how they treat things that are in trouble.
01:04:22.000 If that was a Chinese person, he'd be on the grill right now. 1.00
01:04:30.000 Hello, little friend. 1.00
01:04:31.000 I wonder what their shit upkeep is like. 0.99
01:04:39.000 Oh, diaper answers that question. 0.99
01:04:44.000 Where are you in, like, Madison?
01:04:49.000 Just hanging out with my kangaroo.
01:04:52.000 Oh, it must be Australia.
01:04:53.000 Doy.
01:04:58.000 So, according to YouTube, I'm supposed to put you down my shirt. 0.97
01:05:06.000 This kangaroo must be like, my parents suck at hopping.
01:05:09.000 I don't know what is with my family. 0.99
01:05:12.000 They're the worst hoppers. 0.98
01:05:15.000 Okay, now you're getting big.
01:05:26.000 That was cute.
01:05:27.000 Alright folks, we'll see you Monday. 0.99
01:05:30.000 That was a pathetic and cruel and silly and divisive State of the Union done by an old man but you'll notice that with chimps. 1.00
01:05:37.000 As chimps get older they get more and more paranoid and scared and they're not as friendly as younger people because as a young man, I'm still relatively young, I can probably take you. 0.98
01:05:50.000 Joe Biden knows that he can't take anybody. 0.89
01:05:53.000 So naturally, like chimps, they get violent to mark their territory and lash out and try to bite through your nuts and bite off your heels with his big Biden chimp beak. 0.99
01:06:04.000 And that's not something you want for a president.
01:06:07.000 So have fun.
01:06:08.000 Stay off your phone.
01:06:09.000 Spend as much time with your family as you can this weekend, even if that means sitting near them and they don't want to talk.
01:06:15.000 I got teenagers now.
01:06:16.000 They're not exactly chatterboxes, but
01:06:19.000 You know, setting an example can be as simple as sitting on the couch and reading.
01:06:23.000 When you're on your phone, it's hard to tell them that they can't be on their phone.
01:06:27.000 So, read a book near your teen, and get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.