Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 22, 2024


S5E69 - RETARD MAPS (FREE PART)


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 1 minute

Words per Minute

162.62436

Word Count

10,080

Sentence Count

957

Misogynist Sentences

64

Hate Speech Sentences

56


Summary

Nicki Minaj's new song Fucking The Club Up is out now, and it reeks of a stinker. We talk about why it s a good song, why it sucks, and how to make a banger out of it. Plus, we talk about how to get more subs on your favorite streaming service, and why you should be paying for it. Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes is a weekly podcast hosted by Gav and Matt, where they talk about all things tech, business, and pop culture. This episode is brought to you live from New York City by Gimlet Media and produced by Matt & Matt. Thanks to Pale Fire and Mossy Creek for the use of our theme song and music, and thanks to all the fans who sent in questions and suggestions. Got a question or suggestion? Hit us up at gav@whatiwatchedtonight.co/getoffmyloftheflip and we'll get back to you next week with a new episode of Gav & Matt's new show, Gav's new podcast, Gave My Lawn. . Subscribe to the podcast! Subscribe on iTunes! Learn more about your ad choices. Rate/subscribe in Apple Podcasts! Like, comment and subscribe on whatever you're listening to this podcast is good for you! Timestamps: 0:00:00 - What s your favorite song of the week? - What are you listening to right now? 6:30 - What's your favorite music artist? 7: What do you like about it? 8:15 - What kind of music you like? 9:40 - Is it better than yours? 10:00 | What s/are you looking for me? 11:00 12:00- What s the worst thing you re listening to most? 13:30- What are your favorite moment of the day? 15:00 -- what s your biggest takeaway from the most important piece of music? 16:30 -- what do you think I'm listening to? 17:40 -- what are you looking forward to most of your day so far? 18:00 & 15:20 - How do you're going to be my favorite song from this song? 19:00 / 16:00/16:00 + 17:00 // 17:30 & 17:10 21:30


Transcript

00:00:02.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:37.000 Nicki Minaj the Vag.
00:00:40.000 Indian girl from Queens, the Bronx.
00:00:44.000 You can tell by her hair, she's not really black.
00:00:48.000 Nicki Da Vag.
00:00:49.000 That's fuck the club up.
00:00:50.000 Fuck the fuck the club up.
00:00:53.000 Remix by some guy.
00:00:54.000 What's his name?
00:00:55.000 Purple Drip Boy.
00:00:57.000 DGL Beats.
00:00:59.000 S&M.
00:01:01.000 The actual original sucks.
00:01:04.000 This is a remix you can't find on Apple Music.
00:01:06.000 It's only on YouTube.
00:01:07.000 But there must be a lot of musicians, like Nicki Minaj, who's got a strong reputation, we'll say.
00:01:14.000 And she makes a stinker, and the engineers have to go, yeah, it's good, Miss Minaj.
00:01:21.000 Meanwhile, they could have made it a banger like this.
00:01:23.000 It's a good track seven.
00:01:25.000 Well, if you listen to the original, it's a good track zero.
00:01:29.000 It reeks.
00:01:30.000 It's boring as shit.
00:01:32.000 Why would you want to fuck the club?
00:01:33.000 If you like the club, you're there.
00:01:37.000 Why would you disrespect the club like that, if you like it?
00:01:40.000 Okay.
00:01:40.000 Sounds like they're saying faggot.
00:01:41.000 That does suck.
00:01:55.000 That's it.
00:01:56.000 That's the whole thing.
00:01:56.000 It's amelodic.
00:01:58.000 I mean, I guess if you have insane bass bins in your stupid car that you drift in and do takeovers with, then it might seem cool to like shake the doors with the boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:02:12.000 But not catchy.
00:02:13.000 Not catchy.
00:02:15.000 Welcome to the free app
00:02:18.000 We're here on Friday.
00:02:20.000 Oh shit, I forgot to print out the ads.
00:02:22.000 Can you print out the ads?
00:02:23.000 Yes.
00:02:24.000 As you know, the way this works is half the show is free to everyone in the world.
00:02:31.000 We do that in order to get more subs.
00:02:34.000 And we read ads to pay for it.
00:02:39.000 I don't know, does that get more subs?
00:02:42.000 Should we even bother doing this?
00:02:44.000 Even, there was a while there where YouTube was stealing, guys were stealing, you know, five minute clips and putting them on YouTube, which I think YouTube thought I didn't like.
00:02:54.000 So they allowed it.
00:02:55.000 But I loved it, because it was free ads.
00:02:57.000 And then they stopped it.
00:02:58.000 But did that even help with subs?
00:03:01.000 I think it, I think it could.
00:03:04.000 It creates a pipeline.
00:03:05.000 We interviewed Ye, it's something like, I don't know, eight million people saw that interview?
00:03:12.000 People want to watch it for free.
00:03:14.000 Did we get like 180?
00:03:15.000 I think we got 180 subs from that.
00:03:19.000 The spirit of premium content is I want to steal that.
00:03:23.000 And I think we even do that with fights, so.
00:03:27.000 What?
00:03:27.000 Like that was a premier piece of content.
00:03:32.000 Premium.
00:03:33.000 Right, but say you want to get more subs.
00:03:35.000 I think we're down from 25 to like 23 right now.
00:03:36.000 23,000.
00:03:36.000 How do we get back up to 25?
00:03:42.000 Advertising?
00:03:44.000 Can't.
00:03:45.000 Viral news?
00:03:48.000 Shoot Trump dead?
00:03:50.000 I think I think it really like the things that have made me sign up is you do get a consistent amount of get off my lawn in your life to a point where you're like I'm just gonna sign I would I would like a little more than what I'm getting.
00:04:01.000 Well I have a weird philosophy where like when I owned a restaurant which went under my attitude was always just make sure you're open.
00:04:09.000 So, and with regular hours.
00:04:12.000 So if a couple is like Thursday nights, we go to the Cardinal, the restaurant was called the Cardinal in East Village, then we get into that habit.
00:04:19.000 If they show up once and it's closed or it's, you know, it's changed its hours or something, or the food's totally different, they're gonna be like, man, this isn't our tradition.
00:04:28.000 But I feel like if I do a show every day, boom, boom, boom, that's your habit now.
00:04:31.000 Right.
00:04:33.000 But that's just all bullshit theories.
00:04:35.000 I've always been a content guy.
00:04:36.000 I've never been a good sales, business-y guy.
00:04:41.000 I think what Tim Pool does, like...
00:04:44.000 Tim Pool, he has multiple breaks during a day, so like you'll wake up and there's a new Tim Pool video about like whatever the most current thing is, and he'll just hit you with like 10 to 15 minutes of just like, listen man, that's what's going on.
00:04:57.000 And he's right, that is what's going on.
00:04:59.000 And then he'll come up with another one, like later on the day, another snippet.
00:05:04.000 But a thing, yeah, I think the starting the day, like a nice early clip.
00:05:07.000 But he does like three 15 minute clips and they're free?
00:05:10.000 Yeah, on YouTube.
00:05:11.000 Yeah, see that doesn't work for me.
00:05:13.000 I'm not free.
00:05:14.000 How many successful businesses have you had?
00:05:18.000 As a consumer, I'm saying that that works.
00:05:21.000 I mean, I don't know if you know Tim Pool, but he's doing pretty well.
00:05:24.000 And so although he has YouTube, we have a site that if it was free, if it was a destination where people could go for free content more, then they would be like, oh, it's just Gavin's YouTube, essentially.
00:05:34.000 But we don't want to give away a lot of good stuff.
00:05:39.000 People don't really come to our site for free shit.
00:05:41.000 That's not a thing.
00:05:43.000 That's the problem, I think.
00:05:44.000 Another thing, too, is I've noticed like an hour, 20 minutes is kind of the sweet spot.
00:05:49.000 If I give like two and a half hours, people tell me.
00:05:51.000 They go, I'm way behind.
00:05:52.000 I got to catch up.
00:05:53.000 It's like a homework assignment.
00:05:55.000 Anyway.
00:05:56.000 On March 11th, the emergency funding for banks, the bank term funding program expired.
00:06:00.000 This means that there are no funds for failing banks and another banking crisis could very well be upon us.
00:06:07.000 Actually, you know what?
00:06:09.000 I'll have a new story in an ad read.
00:06:12.000 If you jump to 2.3 in the notes, you can, there's a pretty interesting take on the stock market being at death's door.
00:06:24.000 So,
00:06:26.000 Yeah, this is good.
00:06:29.000 Ever wonder what a $1,000,000 house looks like?
00:06:31.000 Don't care!
00:06:32.000 Jeff Bezos sold $8.5 billion in Amazon shares in the last two weeks.
00:06:37.000 Amy Diamond sells $125 million of JP Morgan stock and this is the first time he ever sold since 2006.
00:06:43.000 Honestly guys, something's cooking, especially with the stock market at all-time highs.
00:06:48.000 Mark Zuckerberg sold $428 million of Meta aka Facebook stock in just two months.
00:06:54.000 And you have politicians dumping stocks like Apple, Microsoft, and Google.
00:06:58.000 I'm telling you guys, something fishy is going on.
00:07:01.000 Ever wonder what a $1 million house looked like?
00:07:03.000 That's a nice digestible soundbite.
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00:07:15.000 Riden.
00:07:16.000 And see that highlighted thing.
00:07:17.000 I think it's on the second or third page.
00:07:20.000 And it was just such a great example of our low IQ establishment and how duped we are.
00:07:25.000 I've been thinking about that all day, how so much, especially the left, it's just based on lies.
00:07:31.000 Like Watergate.
00:07:33.000 You know what Watergate was?
00:07:36.000 Are you sure that's Biden offering 10K in mortgage?
00:07:41.000 It's highlighted in My Pet Biden.
00:07:43.000 Got it.
00:07:46.000 I'll get to Watergate in a second.
00:07:50.000 No, go to the top part.
00:07:53.000 If you sell your $400,000 home with a 3% interest rate and buy one at current 8% interest rate over the life of the loan, you'll be paying an additional $400,000 in interest.
00:08:05.000 And then he explains $400,000 loan at 3% over 30 years is about 600K.
00:08:07.000 So a 400K loan at 8% over 30 years is a million.
00:08:16.000 So, that $10,000 tax credit will cost you $390,000.
00:08:21.000 And then he's extrapolating President Biden's generous offer, which is, for homeowners looking for a new place but worried about giving up their lower mortgage rate, I'm proposing a $10,000 tax credit.
00:08:36.000 If they sell their starter homes.
00:08:38.000 That means more folks can get into houses that suit their needs, unlocking affordable homes for first-time buyers.
00:08:44.000 And of course, by the time you get to that one million dollars that you will have paid over the course of your lifetime, Biden's dead.
00:08:52.000 He's rotten.
00:08:53.000 Well, he's right.
00:08:54.000 If somebody's needs is to spend a million dollars, then that's, he's right.
00:08:57.000 Yeah.
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00:09:48.000 John was like, I don't know why Derek Chauvin didn't go on The Lamb.
00:09:52.000 He saw the backlash.
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00:09:57.000 Of course you're going to have 22 years.
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00:10:05.000 Like you have burner phones?
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00:10:54.000 Yeah, it's sort of like the MyPatriot supply.
00:10:58.000 And the first aid kit.
00:11:00.000 You should have a base.
00:11:02.000 I got a generator.
00:11:03.000 I just had it hooked up to the the fuse box.
00:11:07.000 I haven't had any problems in years.
00:11:10.000 But I did have a problem about five years ago and we were out of power for three days.
00:11:15.000 The neighbors were all fucked and they were annoyed at me because they heard brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
00:11:36.000 Onslaught moment, illegal migrants rush border guard, tear down fence.
00:11:44.000 What a fucking mess we're in.
00:11:47.000 And I kind of like that it's affecting all Americans.
00:11:51.000 I got my garage burglarized.
00:11:54.000 It's not just the border anymore.
00:11:55.000 It's not just Arizona, Texas, California that are feeling the pinch.
00:11:59.000 We're getting it up here in the Northeast, which is a good thing.
00:12:03.000 Because out of sight, out of mind.
00:12:05.000 And we need this problem to be in people's minds.
00:12:07.000 Speaking of people's minds, you may have to dig this up on your own, Ryan.
00:12:11.000 This is page two of the post, page three.
00:12:15.000 Bruce seems to have gotten some plastic surgery, and he's turned himself in to Tilda Swinton.
00:12:22.000 Bruce Springsteen looks like a weird, hot old lady.
00:12:27.000 You know when you meet someone's grandma and they were a model in the 40s?
00:12:30.000 And you're like, wow, I bet you were a real looker.
00:12:33.000 I mean, you're an attractive 88-year-old now.
00:12:35.000 Look at that sexy 88-year-old.
00:12:38.000 Pretty busty.
00:12:38.000 She used to model hats for the Sears catalog in 1946.
00:12:45.000 It was a great time.
00:12:46.000 The war just ended.
00:12:49.000 Sexy chicks were everywhere.
00:12:50.000 She knows, you know the girl who's doing the dip in the Times Square photograph?
00:12:54.000 Right.
00:12:55.000 That they're now banning and taking down statues, even though that woman who was being dipped loved that picture.
00:13:02.000 She knew her.
00:13:04.000 That's my my grandma, Bruce Springsteen.
00:13:07.000 Grandma Bruce.
00:13:09.000 Look at fucking Max.
00:13:10.000 What's his name in the background?
00:13:11.000 They're still hammering away.
00:13:13.000 Weinberg.
00:13:13.000 Yeah.
00:13:17.000 Oh, yeah.
00:13:18.000 Yeah, it kind of blew up.
00:13:20.000 We're big on gossip on this show.
00:13:23.000 Like, if you'll go down, Jenny from The Block is getting pilloried.
00:13:27.000 14.
00:13:29.000 The Bronx is where we are right now.
00:13:31.000 It is a very shitty neighborhood.
00:13:33.000 It's disgusting.
00:13:34.000 Third world.
00:13:34.000 I told you my wife got back from Mexico City.
00:13:36.000 I saw all her pictures.
00:13:38.000 And Mexico City makes New York look like Mexico City.
00:13:43.000 It is spotless, it's cheap, it's cool, it's safe.
00:13:49.000 There's fun little cafes and everything.
00:13:52.000 There's a lot of stray dogs, but they all seem clean and well-fed.
00:13:56.000 It's just, it's bad.
00:13:59.000 It's bad that Mexico City is so much better than New York City.
00:14:02.000 And the Bronx is pretty much as bad as New York gets, but
00:14:07.000 There's certain areas in the Bronx that are very fancy pants.
00:14:12.000 It's sort of like Queens.
00:14:13.000 There's a neighborhood in Queens, I forget the name of it, but it's upper middle class, but those guys still get to say, yo, I'm from Queens.
00:14:21.000 I'm a street kid.
00:14:22.000 I'll fuck you up.
00:14:24.000 Yeah, look at that disgusting shithole.
00:14:27.000 Compared to New York and the bodies you have to step over to move anywhere, and especially Anthony's studio.
00:14:34.000 It's next to this dollar pizza place where junkies just line up and try to get some sustenance, even though they've been constipated for two months.
00:14:43.000 They're animals.
00:14:45.000 They're animals.
00:14:46.000 And, by the way, I think I said this yesterday, they're literally not sending their best.
00:14:52.000 I think it's been good genetically.
00:14:54.000 Open borders has been good genetically for Mexico City and Mexico.
00:14:59.000 They maintain their elites and they get rid of all their garbage.
00:15:02.000 Yeah, I did mention this yesterday, I remember now.
00:15:05.000 So we're getting all of their shit, all of their human garbage.
00:15:09.000 And they've separated the wheat from the chaff.
00:15:12.000 And what's left of Mexico is like shitty person free.
00:15:17.000 All our rapists and criminals are up there with you guys.
00:15:21.000 It's the opposite of a brain drain.
00:15:26.000 It's a shit stain.
00:15:28.000 They have a brain clean going on.
00:15:31.000 Look, even their like things you get a picture with are nice.
00:15:36.000 They're mascots.
00:15:37.000 Their tourism mascots look great.
00:15:39.000 They look way cleaner than the filthy Elmos.
00:15:43.000 That's actually a perfect example.
00:15:44.000 If you go to Times Square right now, it's dirty Elmos and batmen with holes in their knees of their uniforms, their fucking costumes, because they're the scumbag illegals.
00:15:55.000 You go to Mexico City,
00:15:57.000 And they've got fantastic Lego costumes and fuckin' army guys and dead mariachis from Day of the Dead.
00:16:05.000 I think it's the old- it might be the oldest city in the world, or close to it.
00:16:14.000 Um...
00:16:16.000 Yeah, so Jenny from the block.
00:16:17.000 Jenny's from a very nice part of the block and she's being pilloried now for, uh, talking about how I was a fucking badass back in the day.
00:16:26.000 It's so embarrassing.
00:16:28.000 Look at this.
00:16:30.000 Why are you filming?
00:16:31.000 Who's filming you, by the way?
00:16:32.000 Your assistant?
00:16:33.000 Hey, I just finished working out.
00:16:34.000 Can you film me?
00:16:35.000 He used to blank.
00:16:38.000 Fuck.
00:16:39.000 Don't worry.
00:16:40.000 It's in the next one.
00:16:41.000 Turn it up.
00:16:41.000 Running up and down the block.
00:16:45.000 I'm a crazy little girl.
00:16:46.000 16 in the Bronx, running up and down the block.
00:16:54.000 I'm a crazy little girl.
00:16:55.000 I take my hair out like this.
00:16:58.000 It reminds me like when I was 16 in the Bronx, running up and down the block.
00:17:03.000 I'm a crazy little girl.
00:17:04.000 I used to fuckin' be wild and no limit to all dreams and shit.
00:17:11.000 JLo is a delusional chaos demon.
00:17:14.000 At this point, I don't even believe she's from New York anymore.
00:17:18.000 One block are you from, JLo?
00:17:22.000 Leave us alone, please.
00:17:23.000 What's she eating, a marshmallow?
00:17:24.000 By the way, just stop.
00:17:40.000 Thank you very much to this African American woman eating a marshmallow.
00:17:44.000 Oh, I didn't want to see her.
00:17:44.000 For adding to the commentary.
00:17:47.000 I appreciate this chick with the big fat glasses.
00:17:51.000 She's got a lot to say, but where would we be without this voyeur?
00:17:55.000 This marshmallow voyeur in the corner peering out like a bridge troll.
00:18:01.000 Thank you.
00:18:02.000 Thank you.
00:18:03.000 Guess what?
00:18:04.000 I'm a Puerto Rican woman from the Bronx who went to the same high school as you, and you're lying.
00:18:10.000 I saw your high school photo.
00:18:11.000 You did not have hair like that.
00:18:13.000 And we also both attended an all-girls Catholic high school in an Irish and Italian neighborhood.
00:18:19.000 So you weren't running up and down the block.
00:18:21.000 You know damn well you were sitting next to Megan Farley and Christine Marchetti in class.
00:18:26.000 You know, I don't know.
00:18:28.000 The Bronx gets pretty bad a couple blocks away.
00:18:31.000 Unless you stay on your block, it's gonna be shitty either left or right or forward or back.
00:18:37.000 Yeah, she's not from any of those.
00:18:39.000 She's not from it, but she said she was running around the block.
00:18:43.000 I don't know, maybe she did run around a bad block.
00:18:45.000 Maybe in the school year, she changed her hair a little.
00:18:48.000 Okay, no one asked you, Detective Shitty.
00:18:50.000 This is all people who went to the same school as her.
00:18:54.000 I like to take my hair out like this.
00:18:56.000 It reminds me like when I was 16 in the Bronx.
00:19:00.000 What hair?
00:19:01.000 That's age 17.
00:19:01.000 She's got a pretty serious haircut.
00:19:06.000 I like to take my hair out like this.
00:19:09.000 It reminds me like when I was 16 in the Bronx.
00:19:14.000 That doesn't disprove what you said.
00:19:18.000 You just like it.
00:19:18.000 So this is the house JLo grew up- Accidentally.
00:19:20.000 I unlocked it.
00:19:21.000 Unlocked it.
00:19:22.000 That she claims to be so bad.
00:19:24.000 It's a house in the Bronx.
00:19:25.000 I've been to the Bronx.
00:19:27.000 This is like, rich.
00:19:28.000 The block got a school on it, so there ain't nothing really going on on the block.
00:19:32.000 This is a guy who'd like to save his block on the Bronx.
00:19:34.000 But J.Lo now is worth $400 million.
00:19:36.000 And the houses she has all combined are worth about $124 million.
00:19:40.000 Let's look at them.
00:19:42.000 This is her Bel Air.
00:19:42.000 You see this is just rich people hate?
00:19:44.000 You can't see that?
00:19:45.000 That they're just jealous?
00:19:46.000 And they're like, you should have been shot at.
00:19:47.000 Like, fucking no, I don't want to be shot at.
00:19:51.000 Yeah, it's dumb to talk about how rich she is now, for sure.
00:19:53.000 But the idea that she grew up in the hood
00:19:57.000 Like a wild child is horseshit.
00:19:59.000 I was wild.
00:20:00.000 And she's been dining out on that her entire life.
00:20:03.000 Maybe she was the one shooting.
00:20:06.000 She was the one with the gun.
00:20:06.000 She never got shot at.
00:20:07.000 Complex is a 10 million Hampton house.
00:20:11.000 She has a house on Star Island in Miami.
00:20:14.000 Her Malibu house.
00:20:16.000 Yeah, this one's boring.
00:20:17.000 Move on.
00:20:23.000 The scream, I just fucking scrumped.
00:20:26.000 Me and Jayla went to the same all-girls private Catholic high school in my neighborhood that I grew up in.
00:20:32.000 How old are you?
00:20:34.000 They're not at the same time, genius.
00:20:37.000 First of all, this is her real yearbook picture.
00:20:39.000 I've seen it.
00:20:40.000 I've held it.
00:20:41.000 It's real.
00:20:44.000 Here's a picture that I took from the school.
00:20:46.000 We were right on the water.
00:20:48.000 It was a gorgeous neighborhood.
00:20:50.000 We were so blessed to have this view.
00:20:54.000 Here's me and my friends.
00:20:55.000 You could see us wearing our Preston High School uniform.
00:20:58.000 And this is what the girls on the block looked like.
00:21:03.000 I'm sure J-Lo's friends looked very similar.
00:21:06.000 I literally lived right across the street from the school, so I took this picture from my balcony, and you can see how the school itself is a mansion.
00:21:13.000 We called it the mansion because it literally used to be a mansion.
00:21:17.000 We had fireplaces and showers in our classrooms.
00:21:20.000 I like to take my hair out like this.
00:21:22.000 Alright, that's enough of that.
00:21:25.000 Also in silly news, there's this retard ad going around.
00:21:30.000 Oh, go back to it then.
00:21:32.000 Reminds me like when I was 16 living in the Bronx.
00:21:36.000 Running up and down the block.
00:21:38.000 It would've been funny if she used a real voice.
00:21:40.000 Crazy little girl.
00:21:42.000 Used to be wild.
00:21:45.000 No limits, no dreams and shit.
00:21:50.000 No limits, no dreams?
00:21:51.000 That doesn't even make sense.
00:21:53.000 I talked to a Puerto Rican once who grew up in what's now Chinatown, but it was still called the Lower East Side back then, and it was, I guess it was under the Manhattan Bridge?
00:22:06.000 Yeah, the Manhattan Bridge on the Manhattan side.
00:22:10.000 And he was like, yeah, it was all Puerto Ricans back then, there were no Chinese, and we were fucking, we did so much dumb shit.
00:22:16.000 Like we had a guy, we had a guy named 5to2,
00:22:20.000 And he had two fingers on this hand and five on this, so we called him five to two.
00:22:25.000 And it was because we went on an elevator and we got on top of it.
00:22:30.000 And then we were riding up and down the elevators, holding on to the fucking steel cable, and the wheel slid his fingers off.
00:22:37.000 Fuck.
00:22:40.000 He goes, I'm so fucking lucky I'm alive.
00:22:41.000 All my friends are dead or in jail.
00:22:44.000 But that was not for all Puerto Ricans.
00:22:46.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:22:47.000 So this retard ad is going around.
00:22:49.000 And someone whose sister has down syndrome.
00:22:53.000 Sorry, I don't like using the R word when they're actual R's.
00:22:57.000 He goes, he goes, there's something predatorial about this.
00:23:02.000 Like I have a sister.
00:23:05.000 She, we have had shots.
00:23:07.000 But let's be honest, it's weird.
00:23:08.000 I remember going to strip club once in upstate New York, and I'm looking around and I just see a guy with like a beer, Jack and Coke, and he's retarded.
00:23:18.000 Sorry, he has Down syndrome.
00:23:19.000 And he's just watching the strippers.
00:23:21.000 And I'm like, there's technically nothing wrong with this, but there's something wrong with this.
00:23:27.000 Like this guy at my local, he's kind of special needs.
00:23:30.000 He might have fetal alcohol syndrome and he's like 26.
00:23:33.000 He's sort of like, Hey, what's going on?
00:23:36.000 He stares down a lot.
00:23:37.000 I saw him practicing rolling dice once thinking he was getting better at like the odds.
00:23:43.000 Um, we thought, Oh, he's, he's a virgin.
00:23:45.000 Let's get him laid.
00:23:46.000 And then I thought, is that legal?
00:23:47.000 It's like Tom Hanks in big, like you fucked a 12 year old.
00:23:54.000 Anyway, so empowering those with Down syndrome, it's kind of got MAP vibes.
00:24:00.000 Minor Attracted Person.
00:24:02.000 So I could just be paranoid.
00:24:03.000 You tell me what you think when you see this.
00:24:07.000 Hey bartender, you assume that I cannot drink a margarita.
00:24:10.000 Okay, stop.
00:24:11.000 So you don't serve.
00:24:13.000 What?
00:24:13.000 That's not a margarita.
00:24:14.000 Oh, I get it.
00:24:15.000 Do you think 20 year old, oh no, sorry, 25 year olds with Down syndrome should have alcohol?
00:24:22.000 I'm not sure.
00:24:23.000 I don't know what the effects would that be.
00:24:25.000 Like for instance, like it works with autism.
00:24:27.000 Autism, beer, good.
00:24:29.000 Down syndrome, I'm not sure.
00:24:30.000 I'm sure a doctor probably knows.
00:24:33.000 That's a weird.
00:24:33.000 I thought you're, you're a know-it-all with everything else.
00:24:36.000 And then you get asked a real question.
00:24:38.000 You're like, I don't know.
00:24:38.000 You're not supposed to say, I don't know on a opinion show.
00:24:41.000 Well, my, my, my gut says no, but I would think my gut says no with autism too.
00:24:47.000 But this, this guy, uh, autism is totally different.
00:24:50.000 He chugged a beer.
00:24:51.000 He's just chugging a beer for autism.
00:24:55.000 Yeah, that's not good either.
00:24:56.000 He's that age.
00:25:00.000 It's not like some disease that makes him look young.
00:25:01.000 He's got an incredible skincare regimen and he's 46 years old.
00:25:04.000 That's his twin brother that he's next to.
00:25:08.000 So yeah, you shouldn't have a margarita.
00:25:09.000 I mean, have a shot, have two shots, but let's put it this way.
00:25:14.000 It should not become a habit if you have Down syndrome, drinking a lot, because mentally you're 11 or 12.
00:25:20.000 So next.
00:25:23.000 Is me a margarita?
00:25:24.000 So I don't drink a margarita.
00:25:27.000 Your assumption becomes reality.
00:25:29.000 And parents, you assume that I cannot live on my own.
00:25:33.000 So you don't encourage me to live on my own.
00:25:35.000 Stop.
00:25:36.000 Yeah.
00:25:37.000 You, look, I know people with special needs kids, even when they're highly functioning,
00:25:43.000 The big problems are obviously making dinner, like eating.
00:25:47.000 They'll usually just eat like a big box of crackers.
00:25:50.000 If they do know how to make one thing, it's like cupcakes.
00:25:54.000 So you're not getting fish.
00:25:55.000 And then the other biggie with special needs people is showers.
00:26:00.000 They're always like, did you have a shower today?
00:26:02.000 I knew a guy, I grew up with a guy whose sister was special needs and I was always surprised.
00:26:05.000 I was like, did you, I'll just say her name's Jen.
00:26:08.000 Did you have a shower today, Jen?
00:26:09.000 And she'd be like, yes, Jen.
00:26:12.000 Like it was their main thing.
00:26:13.000 It was like taking the dog for the walk, taking your dog for a walk.
00:26:17.000 So, no.
00:26:19.000 You basically can't live on your own.
00:26:21.000 I think there's centers where they come by and they go, oh, you reek.
00:26:24.000 You should probably hop in the shower.
00:26:25.000 Like communal living type of situations, but no.
00:26:28.000 Down syndrome, not live on own.
00:26:30.000 Sorry.
00:26:31.000 I don't live on my own.
00:26:33.000 Coach, you assume that I cannot hit harder.
00:26:36.000 So you don't train me to hit harder.
00:26:38.000 That's why I don't hit harder.
00:26:39.000 Stop.
00:26:40.000 I'm a teacher.
00:26:41.000 Okay.
00:26:42.000 And 99% of women should not be at the boxing gym.
00:26:44.000 I've watched them.
00:26:45.000 I, I, I, I peer and I see the same punches.
00:26:52.000 Like they're, they'll have perfect form.
00:26:54.000 Like, and you could just see like the bag isn't moving.
00:26:59.000 There's no swing, it's just like poop, poop, poop.
00:27:02.000 So that's normal, healthy girls with like broad shoulders.
00:27:06.000 They suck.
00:27:07.000 A five foot tall, overweight, young girl with Down syndrome?
00:27:13.000 What the f- Like, dude, were we kidding?
00:27:15.000 It's all, there's so many fucking lies from the lefties.
00:27:19.000 Like I mentioned Watergate earlier.
00:27:21.000 I was thinking today at the boxing gym, where despite being a decrepit old drunk, I'm still nailing the bag very hard.
00:27:27.000 And I was thinking, it's only time I'm not staring at a screen is when I'm hitting the speed bag or something.
00:27:32.000 And I was thinking about Watergate and how,
00:27:35.000 One of the reasons that boomers got so into like journalism and the New York Times is that gay Watergate movie with Robert Redford and is it Dustin Hoffman?
00:27:46.000 Yeah, Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman and they play Bob, whatever his name was, Woodward, the two guys who broke the Watergate story.
00:27:55.000 It was sparked because I saw there was a book on the shelf.
00:27:59.000 The gym owner likes to get the boxers to read, which not one of them has ever done.
00:28:03.000 But he's like, it costs nothing to self-improve.
00:28:06.000 Read a book or something.
00:28:08.000 And he has a bookshelf that no one's ever even looked at.
00:28:10.000 So I was peering at it in between rounds and I saw the John Belushi story, Wired by Bob Woodward, and it reminded me of the guys that this is based on.
00:28:18.000 It'd be funny if they look at the sign and they can't even read it.
00:28:20.000 They're like, what the fuck does that say?
00:28:23.000 He was a government operative and he was injected into the New York Times to break a story that was a fake story, that was blown way out of proportion.
00:28:34.000 Watergate doesn't bother me, does your conscience bother you?
00:28:39.000 And that movie inspired a whole generation of wannabe journalists.
00:28:44.000 They're the ones that suck shit now.
00:28:46.000 Their children are the ones that are really doing a terrible job.
00:28:50.000 Of bullshit journalism.
00:28:53.000 But I'm like, that's all based on a fucking lie.
00:28:55.000 Or Don Lamon, when he was talking to, what are their names again?
00:29:01.000 Woodward and Bernstein.
00:29:02.000 Is it Bob Woodward?
00:29:03.000 No, it can't be.
00:29:06.000 It's definitely Bernstein.
00:29:07.000 Did he do the John Belushi book too?
00:29:08.000 That would be fucking nuts.
00:29:11.000 What's his full name?
00:29:12.000 Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein.
00:29:16.000 Bob Woodward, put in like Bob Woodward government operative.
00:29:20.000 That'd be funny if they make him a fake journalist to fake break a story and then he gets into writing and then he does a biography on John Belushi.
00:29:33.000 Yeah, blow it up there.
00:29:35.000 Although I don't trust Wikipedia anymore.
00:29:38.000 Look at Belushi.
00:29:40.000 Naval service.
00:29:42.000 Like he was in the military.
00:29:43.000 Oh!
00:29:44.000 Oh, okay.
00:29:44.000 Other activities, yeah.
00:29:46.000 Wrote the book Wired about the Hollywood drug culture and the death of John Belushi.
00:29:50.000 That's funny.
00:29:51.000 So, seeing that book on the bookshelf reminded me of this, and I was like, your whole ethos.
00:29:55.000 I'm not talking about a couple people.
00:29:57.000 I'm talking about every left-wing journalist who's between the ages of 40 and 60.
00:30:03.000 That's all from that stupid, shitty movie that was based on a lie.
00:30:07.000 And then Don Lamon talking to fucking Elliot Smith, no, Elon Musk, and he's like, we have the Tuskegee Airmen who were used as medical experiments.
00:30:19.000 No, they had a very bad syphilis rate.
00:30:23.000 They didn't treat it themselves.
00:30:25.000 By the way, African Americans still have a wildly disproportionately bad STD rate.
00:30:29.000 That includes syphilis.
00:30:31.000 So these doctors went, these guys have let their syphilis go past metastasization, past stage four syphilis, whatever you want to call it.
00:30:38.000 Let's investigate.
00:30:39.000 Let's document this.
00:30:42.000 They didn't give random black vets syphilis.
00:30:46.000 But that's the narrative.
00:30:48.000 You burn down Black Wall Street.
00:30:50.000 Matthew Shepard was murdered for being gay.
00:30:53.000 Stonewall was the cops wanting to shut down gay bars because they're homophobic.
00:30:58.000 Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.
00:31:04.000 We're all getting a sense that we're being lied to.
00:31:06.000 Well, that's because we are.
00:31:07.000 Suspicious events are unfolding.
00:31:09.000 Even worse, it's hard to believe what anyone has to say about it.
00:31:12.000 And we all know the mainstream media has their own agenda.
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00:31:54.000 You should have a first aid kit in your house.
00:31:56.000 Every gym has it, every school has it, every home has it.
00:32:16.000 So why not get the patriotic one?
00:32:18.000 Similarly, if there's a major issue with the economy, you should have at least some gold and silver coins to tide you over.
00:32:27.000 And if there's a food shortage or some problem with the water supply, and that's the way things are going.
00:32:34.000 I don't know if you've checked in on the border recently, but we're getting the worst.
00:32:38.000 We're getting all countries human excrement.
00:32:42.000 And by human excrement, I mean shitty people.
00:32:46.000 So yet there should be at least something in the basement for a rainy day.
00:32:50.000 I have all these things.
00:32:53.000 I haven't gotten the jump medic bag yet, but we definitely need one.
00:32:56.000 But I have silver and I also have food supply.
00:32:59.000 Oh good, well way to announce that you're a great person to rob.
00:33:03.000 Look at this, I don't know, maybe they get syphilis in honor of the Tuskegee Airmen?
00:33:03.000 No!
00:33:11.000 It looks like they're keeping the tradition strong.
00:33:13.000 It's like a bunch of guys go out and they fuck everything that moves and they get STDs and then the history books go, remember when white people injected syphilis into black guys?
00:33:21.000 If there are white chicks, that's partially true.
00:33:23.000 I remember when black guys injected their erections into a bunch of street hustlers and ladies of the night.
00:33:31.000 Anyway, let's get back to this Down syndrome ad.
00:33:36.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:33:36.000 That's not bad.
00:33:39.000 You assume that I cannot learn Shakespeare.
00:33:41.000 Stop!
00:33:43.000 I would like to go on the record.
00:33:45.000 For saying that people with Down syndrome are wonderful human beings that deserve all the rights that normal people get.
00:33:54.000 I would also like to go on the record of saying not one person with Down syndrome in the world can learn Shakespeare.
00:34:01.000 They cannot retain it.
00:34:02.000 They cannot follow it.
00:34:03.000 They cannot recite it.
00:34:05.000 So what the fuck?
00:34:07.000 Like this is where we get creepy.
00:34:10.000 Like their average IQ I think is 75.
00:34:16.000 Shakespeare's hard for anyone with a hundred IQ.
00:34:19.000 It's difficult for normal people with average IQs.
00:34:24.000 You got to get into the 110 zone, because in a sense, getting through iambic pentameter and the vocabulary of Shakespeare, it's almost like learning a new language.
00:34:33.000 It's definitely like Jamaican patois or something.
00:34:36.000 It's a new dialect.
00:34:37.000 And even a genius like me, I remember in college and high school,
00:34:42.000 It would take me like a couple days to sort of get into the rhythm.
00:34:47.000 I think they're doing it.
00:34:49.000 While the initial aim was to give young adults with learning disabilities, who are often isolated, somewhere to go, over the past decade it's also helped them challenge expectations.
00:35:00.000 It is, though, a constant battle.
00:35:02.000 I'm against.
00:35:03.000 I will challenge him.
00:35:06.000 For James Benfield.
00:35:07.000 It's like, uh, there wasn't a kiss written in there.
00:35:10.000 What are you doing?
00:35:11.000 Yeah.
00:35:12.000 They just start adding sex scenes.
00:35:15.000 For Hark, I have a photo.
00:35:16.000 This is the part where Hamlet starts getting a blowjob.
00:35:22.000 Everyone's like, I don't see that here, quirky.
00:35:26.000 Quirky.
00:35:28.000 You don't teach me Shakespeare.
00:35:29.000 So to get back to the creepiness, like say, just pretend this is an ad for a 10 year old.
00:35:35.000 And they often say people with Down syndrome have, you know, the mental acuity of a 9 or a 10 year old.
00:35:41.000 Imagine you were saying, like, they say a 10-year-old can't have a margarita.
00:35:45.000 They say a 10-year-old's too dumb to learn Shakespeare.
00:35:48.000 They say a 10-year-old is defenseless.
00:35:50.000 Like, the boxing thing was kind of weird, right?
00:35:53.000 Oh, they say they're defenseless.
00:35:55.000 You think kids are defenseless and asexual?
00:35:58.000 What's the matter with you?
00:36:00.000 I know what you're saying.
00:36:00.000 You're saying, Gavin, calm down.
00:36:02.000 They didn't mention sex.
00:36:04.000 OK?
00:36:05.000 Have faith.
00:36:05.000 Ye of little faith.
00:36:10.000 Yeah, this whole, like, they're empowered, they're sexy, they can get drunk.
00:36:15.000 It reeks of M.A.P.
00:36:17.000 Minor Attracted Person.
00:36:19.000 Does it not?
00:36:20.000 Am I paranoid?
00:36:20.000 No, I think you're right.
00:36:23.000 Keep going, it gets worse.
00:36:24.000 Old McDonald had a farm.
00:36:26.000 So I don't learn Shakespeare.
00:36:29.000 E-I-E-I-O.
00:36:30.000 But hey, if all your assumptions become reality...
00:36:35.000 Look, she's clearly wasted.
00:36:38.000 She just smashed a bottle of soda at the bar.
00:36:40.000 Ma'am, you're already... I don't want soda!
00:36:42.000 I want a fucking margarita!
00:36:44.000 Ma'am, you're already slurring.
00:36:45.000 I will not serve you.
00:36:47.000 Yeah, you sound like a retard.
00:36:54.000 She's obsessed with margaritas.
00:36:56.000 I've been in a bar with a girl with Down syndrome.
00:36:58.000 My buddy's daughter was having drinks and she didn't handle it well.
00:37:04.000 And by the way, I think she had one.
00:37:07.000 Drink a margarita.
00:37:08.000 How many times did she say margarita?
00:37:11.000 Let's see.
00:37:12.000 Then a soup, and I can drink a margarita.
00:37:15.000 Will you serve me a margarita?
00:37:17.000 No, that's the whole cadence of the writing.
00:37:20.000 I think I can live on my own.
00:37:23.000 So I live on my own.
00:37:29.000 Stop did you see that she punched through the heavy bag?
00:37:34.000 Stuffing went flying and then she jumped into the ring if you are a 5 foot tall 20 pound overweight 19 year old or 22 year old girl with Down syndrome do not spar Do not get in the ring.
00:37:48.000 Oh Here we go LGBTQ bottle.
00:37:50.000 Oh
00:37:51.000 Where?
00:37:52.000 Bam, right on the desk.
00:37:53.000 Oh shit, I didn't notice that!
00:37:55.000 Boom.
00:37:56.000 LGBTQ butai.
00:38:04.000 Next line?
00:38:06.000 Wait, sorry, can we do the whole sonnet?
00:38:09.000 Can we cover a paragraph, please?
00:38:12.000 Hark!
00:38:14.000 What fools jump cut?
00:38:16.000 These mortals jump cut.
00:38:17.000 B.
00:38:22.000 It is a jump cut, fuck.
00:38:24.000 No, I thought you could swear.
00:38:27.000 I figured you swear.
00:38:28.000 You don't swear.
00:38:29.000 You know what's kind of weird?
00:38:30.000 God has checks and balances for this kind of stuff, or nature if you're an atheist.
00:38:34.000 Like, if ten year old little kids, if there's a love scene in a movie, I've said this a million times, you can see them get uncomfortable.
00:38:42.000 And, you know, if you give a kid a beer, he doesn't want it.
00:38:47.000 Like, I don't think she enjoys that margarita.
00:38:50.000 The Down Syndrome woman I just told you about, she's probably like 40, and she had about one drink for hour four or five.
00:38:57.000 It took her like two hours to finish her whatever she was having.
00:39:10.000 That was real snuck in there.
00:39:12.000 Obviously no b-roll for that.
00:39:14.000 Dude, I don't think this has anything to do with special needs people.
00:39:16.000 I think this is pedophile propaganda.
00:39:20.000 And it's like a footstool to open the door for maps to be closer to minors.
00:39:28.000 And then let's not even get into Ice Spice, who's for sure Down Syndrome-y.
00:39:34.000 And Supapapara.
00:39:37.000 Yeah.
00:39:38.000 Thank you for that.
00:39:38.000 Okay, Ryan.
00:39:39.000 That's a real theory.
00:39:41.000 What, people think Ice Spice has Down Syndrome?
00:39:42.000 Yes!
00:39:43.000 That's one of the biggest conspiracies out there.
00:39:46.000 Right next to McCrone having a dick.
00:39:49.000 I've never heard that before.
00:39:51.000 Ice Spice claps back at a troll who compared to a child with Down Syndrome.
00:39:54.000 Let's see the clapback.
00:39:55.000 It's just an insult.
00:39:58.000 2 times 2 is 4.
00:39:58.000 Oh yeah?
00:40:00.000 4 minus 2 is 2.
00:40:01.000 2 plus 2 is the same as 2 times 2.
00:40:05.000 Next.
00:40:06.000 She didn't even clap back there.
00:40:07.000 That's not clapping back.
00:40:08.000 No.
00:40:09.000 That's moving your wrist.
00:40:11.000 Wait, I'm sorry.
00:40:16.000 Let's time that.
00:40:16.000 Go back.
00:40:20.000 One one thousand two one thousand three.
00:40:23.000 It's less than three seconds.
00:40:25.000 Wow.
00:40:27.000 What are you up to, weirdos?
00:40:29.000 So you can feed me drinks and have sex with me?
00:40:33.000 Yeah.
00:40:33.000 Cause I know Shakespeare.
00:40:34.000 And I'm good at defending myself, so you, there'll be no, you can't prosecute me in a court of law for taking advantage of a defenseless person.
00:40:42.000 Right.
00:40:42.000 She's a tough chick.
00:40:43.000 Who can hit hard.
00:40:45.000 She lives on her own, or I can prey on her.
00:40:48.000 And her parents aren't... Yeah, you notice that?
00:40:50.000 Let's get her away from her parents.
00:40:52.000 Whoa.
00:40:53.000 It's all in there.
00:40:54.000 This is depraved.
00:40:56.000 She's very intelligent.
00:40:57.000 She likes Shakespeare.
00:40:58.000 She's not vulnerable at all.
00:41:01.000 And let's get her away from her parents, where I can just slip it in for two and a half seconds.
00:41:08.000 That I can have sex?
00:41:09.000 Be on stage.
00:41:11.000 Assume that I can.
00:41:14.000 So maybe I will.
00:41:18.000 Okay, Coor Down, World Down, we gotta look that up.
00:41:23.000 Because you know what it could be?
00:41:25.000 Coor Down could be a good thing, right?
00:41:29.000 Like the Special Olympics is a good thing.
00:41:31.000 But maybe, maybe it's been infiltrated.
00:41:37.000 Like that drinking thing, that thermos she had, that water bottle.
00:41:43.000 Maybe it was made by this guy's lawyer.
00:41:49.000 Hires caregivers.
00:41:50.000 Oh, he pretended to have Down syndrome?
00:41:52.000 Four best practices to adopt from the Coordown Assume That I Can video.
00:41:56.000 This is by Sonia Thompson.
00:41:59.000 I cover how belonging and inclusive marketing, blah, blah, blah.
00:42:03.000 So, some things you should take from this ad, according to this journalist, are, um,
00:42:12.000 Not listening.
00:42:13.000 Change the narrative.
00:42:16.000 This is just boring, fucking dumb marketing speak.
00:42:19.000 Co-create with people who are part of the communities you want to reach.
00:42:22.000 Main character energy.
00:42:23.000 You're gonna fuck off.
00:42:24.000 What a waste of time.
00:42:26.000 Oh, it's a black woman, of course.
00:42:27.000 Affirmative action, hire.
00:42:29.000 Telling us all about how important that ad is.
00:42:31.000 Yeah, that particular thing reeks of infiltration.
00:42:38.000 I'm not feeling so great that Down Syndrome Puerto Ricans just look like normal people.
00:42:45.000 Defying expectations.
00:42:48.000 Yeah.
00:42:48.000 Puerto Rican couple with Down Syndrome.
00:42:50.000 You could just stop it right there.
00:42:51.000 Well, you know why they're on the news is because a white newsman went down there and said, oh, there's people in Puerto Rico with Down Syndrome.
00:42:58.000 And everyone went, what's that?
00:43:01.000 And they go, these two, they have Down Syndrome.
00:43:03.000 What?
00:43:03.000 That's the mayor.
00:43:06.000 Yeah.
00:43:06.000 That was Jenny from the block.
00:43:08.000 You guys don't know what Down Syndrome is?
00:43:10.000 I know what tacos are!
00:43:14.000 Following their dreams, shattering stereotypes.
00:43:17.000 Shattering the plates they're trying to carry to the... Just kidding.
00:43:21.000 Shattering the glasses that they were told to bring to table six.
00:43:25.000 They're lovely people, God bless them.
00:43:28.000 Okay, let's... We're gonna cut this soon.
00:43:31.000 We're already sort of over.
00:43:34.000 Let's do a quick mailbag and then a quick final video and then we'll only talk to the people who pay.
00:43:39.000 Can I say something real quick?
00:43:41.000 Yeah, I'd love to hear what you have to say.
00:43:42.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
00:43:47.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
00:43:53.000 Let me touch it.
00:43:55.000 Better than, you know, people that don't have Down syndrome, but you can't, you can't bag them.
00:44:00.000 Pat Dixon made a point of that, and he was X'd by Bonnie McFarlane and Rich Ross.
00:44:07.000 I didn't listen to any of that.
00:44:08.000 Should I have?
00:44:09.000 No.
00:44:11.000 He was buying Pharma and Rich Ross?
00:44:14.000 He was, uh, exed by Bonnie McFarlane and Rich Voss.
00:44:17.000 Who?
00:44:17.000 Pat Dixon, when he did that whole thing.
00:44:19.000 He just said that, well, it's illegal to have sex with them.
00:44:22.000 Oh, I was there!
00:44:22.000 Yeah.
00:44:23.000 You came in with a, with like an undone tie, like you were like fiercely researching and then you said, yeah, it says here, uh, it's illegal because they can't consent due to blah, blah, blah.
00:44:34.000 And Bonnie McFarlane,
00:44:36.000 She just released a book about her life and her Down Syndrome sisters in there and, you know, she makes a lot of... You mean the book, You're Better Than Me?
00:44:44.000 Yeah.
00:44:44.000 She didn't just release that, that's like 15 years old.
00:44:47.000 No, she had just released it at the time.
00:44:48.000 Oh yeah, it's really good, I read it, it's awesome.
00:44:52.000 There's a weird part in it too where she gets raped, and I kind of remember this culture of the 70s and 80s where it was like, she's downstairs screaming, some guy's raping her, and her friends go, whatever, she's old enough, she's the last one of us to not get laid, so she's gotta get the hymen popped.
00:45:12.000 That's the way it was, though, in the 80s.
00:45:14.000 Like, yeah, yeah, you're getting raped.
00:45:16.000 Oh, get over it.
00:45:18.000 She got pregnant from it and was able to have an abortion because you can abort a rapey baby.
00:45:25.000 But yeah, she got really, really angry that day.
00:45:28.000 I remember that.
00:45:28.000 And we were just asking normal questions about Down syndrome.
00:45:30.000 But I totally understand if your sister has Down syndrome that you're real fucking sensitive about bullying or misinformation or anything.
00:45:39.000 I'd probably be a little on edge myself.
00:45:43.000 This is an interesting one.
00:45:43.000 No wanks with a girlfriend.
00:45:44.000 How the fuck to avoid being a resentful, pouty 14-year-old, this is how he's describing himself, when denied intercourse.
00:45:51.000 We discussed this previously, and I ended up jumping into a relationship because I secured what is a 10 for me and decided to be exclusive with her.
00:45:58.000 However, being a man, I'm sorry, being a woman, she's obviously not as libidinous as me, and I am dying for it all the time.
00:46:04.000 I'm not an idiot.
00:46:05.000 This is obviously to be expected, and I can handle getting turned down sometimes, but when it's been past four or five days,
00:46:12.000 So I don't know how old this guy.
00:46:13.000 Let's say he's like 30.
00:46:15.000 He doesn't have kids.
00:46:17.000 I'm like a ravenous animal.
00:46:18.000 I can't focus on my work.
00:46:19.000 Extremely irritable, etc.
00:46:20.000 That's the way guys are my age after seven days.
00:46:25.000 I can't focus on my work.
00:46:26.000 It's like I'm 15 again trying to focus in biology class.
00:46:29.000 My last relationship was with a woman who was a seven and was more horny than me.
00:46:33.000 So I guess by that metric I was lucky because it made not beating off easy.
00:46:39.000 Here though, as you've discussed, women who are nine or higher tend to be more prudish about sex because they've always been hot and men over-sexualize them so it's almost as if they resent it.
00:46:49.000 With all that said, my question is, how do you avoid being resentful?
00:46:52.000 As a married man, I'm sure you're getting it less than I am.
00:46:56.000 It still drives me insane.
00:46:57.000 Us married guys, there's horror stories you hear about twice a year, but us married guys, if we don't beat off and we quit porn, we can usually pull off once a week.
00:47:08.000 I'm talking mid-50s here.
00:47:12.000 And sometimes you do twice a week if the kids are around at home for spring break or stuff.
00:47:16.000 It can be tough but People think we only get laid once a month.
00:47:21.000 That's not true.
00:47:22.000 I Recognize I'm being a pet.
00:47:23.000 What about you Ryan?
00:47:24.000 Let's talk about your sex life.
00:47:26.000 It's normal It hasn't changed with marriage really.
00:47:29.000 Well, no a little bit because you have kids around Well, your youngest is the cutest person I've ever met Sorry your oldest.
00:47:38.000 Yes.
00:47:38.000 She's she's conked at eight and
00:47:41.000 Yeah.
00:47:42.000 No, no, that's not a problem.
00:47:44.000 And the baby, would you have sex around the baby?
00:47:48.000 If we like, hypothetically, if we were to blind him from, it's just weird.
00:47:53.000 It's like, you know, obviously a dog isn't going to look at you.
00:47:56.000 Yeah.
00:47:56.000 I don't like the dog in the room.
00:47:57.000 Yeah.
00:47:57.000 I don't, we don't like it either.
00:47:59.000 But, um, usually if the baby's like asleep or in his little thing, his little crib, it's, I don't know if it's a crib or a bassinet.
00:48:05.000 That would suck if he's asleep and then you're plowing away and then you just look over at one point and he's just like,
00:48:14.000 You say I can't watch you fuck, so I don't watch you fuck.
00:48:19.000 You say I can't have margarita.
00:48:21.000 I recognize I'm being a pouty little bitch, but fuck me, I just want to scream, YOU CAN MAKE MY ENTIRE LIFE BETTER BY JUST HAVING SEX WITH ME!
00:48:27.000 PLUS IT'S FUN, SO LET'S JUST GIVE IT UP FOR FUCK'S SAKES!
00:48:32.000 I refuse to beat off.
00:48:32.000 I'm not asking for hour-long lingerie fuck sessions every day, but fuck me.
00:48:37.000 Once every three days doesn't seem too much to ask.
00:48:39.000 In sum, S-U-M, how do I not be a resentful, pouty little bitch in this circumstance?
00:48:44.000 All right.
00:48:45.000 Now this is, I'm treading on dangerous...
00:48:48.000 Ground here because someone did ask me for advice, but like I don't want to change the trajectory of someone's life Like we were talking about last night where we're saying the cops What if you know your son wants to be a cop in this day and age?
00:49:02.000 You kind of want to say the jobs never been worse, but you don't want to Stop your son from pursuing his dreams So I don't want like this guy might end up marrying her and have the greatest life ever but you asked me and I think you might want to dump her and
00:49:18.000 Or marry her.
00:49:20.000 Nope.
00:49:22.000 You, did you take a detective shitty pill today?
00:49:24.000 Did you see this post?
00:49:26.000 I actually kind of believe this.
00:49:28.000 That women, if they don't feel emotionally safe, like and stable, then they won't be, they won't want to have sex with you.
00:49:36.000 They might have sex with you, but not, uh, you know, I want you to do Snapchat funny faces and drops.
00:49:44.000 I don't want your theories.
00:49:46.000 It's a good theory.
00:49:48.000 This is from a woman.
00:49:50.000 Yeah, I don't give a fuck what she's talking about, and that's not what we're talking about.
00:49:53.000 We're talking about a guy who's in his girlfriend phase.
00:49:57.000 So show funny heads, show the fat guy, do drops.
00:50:02.000 When I say my show, well this is something we gotta settle right now.
00:50:05.000 I'm doing my show here.
00:50:06.000 I'm telling you about things I've been researching, thought about, and then you just off the dome go like, well maybe she went to bad neighborhoods in the Bronx.
00:50:13.000 I'm not looking for that.
00:50:15.000 It's not the Ryan and Gavin come up with theories that contradict each other show.
00:50:21.000 It's not Ryan and Gav hash it out.
00:50:23.000 This is my show.
00:50:24.000 I'm doing it.
00:50:25.000 You do the production.
00:50:26.000 You do the drops.
00:50:28.000 You do the characters.
00:50:29.000 I like the Snapchat dudes.
00:50:30.000 I wish they would come back.
00:50:31.000 I have to beg you for them.
00:50:32.000 But don't be like, yeah, you should marry that woman that never fucks.
00:50:36.000 And here's a woman talking about like 10 year old marriages and how the sex can die after a while.
00:50:42.000 That's not the topic.
00:50:43.000 But yeah.
00:50:45.000 Well, I'm Tim Dippman.
00:50:47.000 When I was training my dogs, you know, they weren't supposed to have sex before wedlock, and it's for a reason.
00:50:54.000 It's probably because, you know, when you get the milk before you buy the cow.
00:50:57.000 Yeah, no, we don't want to hear about your devout Catholicism either.
00:51:00.000 Of course you don't.
00:51:01.000 If you don't have kids wandering around the house, no, no one does.
00:51:05.000 When you're talking about no sex before marriage, no one wants to hear that that's watching this show.
00:51:10.000 That's not true.
00:51:11.000 I have a lot of people that say that that's great, but of course people don't like to be told they're doing something wrong.
00:51:16.000 So is winning the lottery, so is meeting the perfect person when you're 18 and both of you falling madly in love.
00:51:23.000 Here in reality, sex before marriage is basically unavoidable.
00:51:28.000 It's not ideal, but that's the world we're living in, okay?
00:51:33.000 So here on this show, we fantasize about chicks.
00:51:36.000 We go, ooh, what if you had to marry her and fuck her and kill her?
00:51:40.000 That might be blasphemy!
00:51:43.000 But that's what we do here on the show.
00:51:45.000 You've also said in your past, and I totally agree with this, Tim Dickman here, that you're wasting a girl's precious years if you string her along and don't intend to marry her.
00:51:54.000 Yep.
00:51:55.000 So that could be something messed up that he's doing.
00:51:58.000 Anyway.
00:51:58.000 So this is what I said to him.
00:52:00.000 I go, if you don't have kids wandering around the house, four to five days is insane.
00:52:05.000 Like, I remember the fornicating I got up to with my wife before we were married, and it was just like hungover.
00:52:13.000 Like in bed, we'd watch a movie, it would be like five times that day.
00:52:17.000 Like our genitals hurt.
00:52:20.000 I said, us married men consider once a week a bare minimum.
00:52:24.000 If it's less than that, your marriage is dying of bone cancer.
00:52:28.000 You guys are in the fuck phase.
00:52:30.000 It should be every three days at the very least.
00:52:34.000 I go, I don't want to sabotage your life, but fucks never go up in frequency.
00:52:41.000 I'm going to give that a salient pause.
00:52:44.000 There's not, you don't have a couple who during, without kids, during their honeymoon phase fucks every four to five days.
00:52:51.000 But then after two kids in their, when they're 33, oh my God, they're rabbits.
00:52:58.000 The rabbits go down.
00:53:00.000 Um, I don't want to sabotage your life, but fucks never go up in frequency.
00:53:04.000 They always go down.
00:53:05.000 I'm sorry to say, but I think you guys are doomed.
00:53:09.000 This feels very weird and I would never like walk up to someone and go, Hey, you should probably dump her.
00:53:13.000 You guys are not meant to be.
00:53:15.000 But you, you stuck your nose into my life and asked me to stick my nose into yours.
00:53:21.000 So he responded already.
00:53:23.000 And he said, fuck me, that's a bummer to hear.
00:53:27.000 She's a petite blonde with giant tits and is super cool, so I want to work it out really bad.
00:53:33.000 However, Gav Stradamus has spoken and I have a strong gut feeling you're right.
00:53:38.000 That's really what you're looking for when you give advice.
00:53:40.000 You're prodding around in there going, hey, if you're thinking that this is a thing, I also think it's a thing.
00:53:47.000 So you sort of lift the cup over the red ball.
00:53:50.000 But I don't want to put the red ball in there.
00:53:53.000 We've only been seeing each other for about two months, so I'll give it a few more months to see if it gets any better.
00:53:57.000 Tens with personalities get more leeway.
00:54:00.000 I'll keep you updated, but it seems likely you're right.
00:54:02.000 Alright, so we'll check in on this guy.
00:54:06.000 That's way over the line for the free part of the show.
00:54:10.000 I always regret that.
00:54:11.000 I'm high as a kite right now on Purpleworks Nutrition.
00:54:16.000 I didn't feel like going to the gym today.
00:54:18.000 I was obviously drinking with the cops till one in the morning.
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00:54:22.000 is when I usually go to the gym.
00:54:24.000 And so I did my Purpleworks.
00:54:25.000 I put it in Gatorade this time and shook it up.
00:54:28.000 I don't recommend.
00:54:29.000 It's orange Gatorade and Purpleworks Nutrition do not go well.
00:54:34.000 But I finished that, and I didn't break any records, but I had a good eight rounds.
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00:55:22.000 Like when I'm doing curls and stuff, I see these new sinewy muscles on my shoulders that I never had before.
00:55:30.000 And I'm not ripped by any means, but I used to cry when I looked in the mirror because I would just see a line that went like this.
00:55:40.000 I looked like a puppet wearing a blanket.
00:55:43.000 And now I seem to have at least something going on there.
00:55:46.000 Still have a huge beer belly.
00:55:49.000 And the trainer explains to me, man, cut carbs and beer and that'll be gone in a couple weeks.
00:55:54.000 And I go, no.
00:55:56.000 Sorry.
00:55:58.000 That's like, that used to be my body.
00:56:00.000 Now it's that, but with shoulders.
00:56:04.000 But that's like saying, just, you know, make love to a girl with Down syndrome and you'll lose your gut.
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00:56:38.000 All right, let's get to the final video.
00:56:43.000 Don't worry, I'll do another final video for you guys behind the paywall.
00:56:48.000 This is the, okay, so sorry, final video.
00:57:05.000 Most alpha thing that's ever been done.
00:57:07.000 It might be fake, I guess.
00:57:09.000 It's so cool that you're dubious.
00:57:15.000 This is like perfect.
00:57:16.000 This makes me gay.
00:57:17.000 I've been thinking a lot too recently about men and how all these trans men, these women who take testosterone,
00:57:25.000 You... Here's something that's unique to men.
00:57:30.000 I was walking from the gym and I saw there's a new restaurant near the gym and I went like, oh no, there was a jewelry store there.
00:57:36.000 I went to get my watch fixed once and it looked like it's been there for generations and I see a restaurant and I think, oh fuck, did that jewelry store go under?
00:57:44.000 I'm never going back there.
00:57:45.000 I go to the Rolex store now if there's any problem with my watch, but...
00:57:49.000 I want it to survive.
00:57:51.000 And when I was, I saw that new, you know how they have that sort of linoleum, not linoleum, but they have that sort of tarp out front when they have their temporary sign to tell you it's coming soon and it was some barbecue shit or something.
00:58:02.000 And I go, oh no, is that where the jewelry store was?
00:58:04.000 Oh no, did they go under?
00:58:06.000 And I felt bad.
00:58:08.000 And then I walked a little farther and thought, oh no, it's up, it's up farther than I thought it was.
00:58:12.000 And the jewelry store was intact.
00:58:13.000 And I went, oh, phew.
00:58:15.000 That's a man thing.
00:58:16.000 So trans men, if you're taking testosterone and you don't feel bad about restaurants or jewelry stores going under, it was a whole episode of Seinfeld.
00:58:25.000 Remember the Indian restaurant he went to and no one was there?
00:58:28.000 Or there was the Marine who went to that hot dog place that looks delicious.
00:58:33.000 And he said, here's the owner looking out the window, hoping someone's going to come in and buy a hot dog.
00:58:39.000 And then it blew up and that became the hot dog spot where all the vets have to go to now.
00:58:46.000 Yeah, you better be prepared to do shit like that, trans men.
00:58:50.000 You know another thing we do?
00:58:51.000 After we see a movie, like say it's a Kung Fu movie, we're Kung Fu guys for an hour and a half after the movie.
00:58:59.000 Is that what you want to do?
00:59:00.000 Like that's what I'm trying to repeat out here.
00:59:02.000 I don't think you want what we have.
00:59:05.000 We're very weird and we're nothing like women.
00:59:10.000 Anyway.
00:59:11.000 We're gay for men.
00:59:40.000 And it's ironic, because these lesbians, they think they're gay.
00:59:44.000 No, bitch.
00:59:45.000 We're way gayer for men than you.
00:59:47.000 We're even gayer than you.
00:59:49.000 Lesbians aren't gay.
00:59:51.000 We're gay.
00:59:52.000 Like this.
00:59:53.000 I have a boner right now, and he hasn't even started the video.
00:59:56.000 He's got a bunch of steaks at the end of a fishing pole that floats.
01:00:02.000 Jumps 50 feet into the water.
01:00:10.000 If this is fake, don't tell me.
01:00:12.000 You gotta hold on tight when you catch a shark.
01:00:39.000 90% sure it's fake, but 100% sure it's fucking awesome.
01:00:44.000 All right, folks, that's it for the free show.
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01:00:54.000 And again, it's a wee bit of sanity in the world going mad.
01:00:59.000 Like you hear all of this lunacy going on and you go, am I the only sane person here?
01:01:06.000 It's the, it's like the apocalypse movies where they have the little radio.
01:01:10.000 Hello?
01:01:11.000 Is anyone there?
01:01:11.000 Hello?
01:01:12.000 Hello?
01:01:12.000 Is anyone there?
01:01:14.000 And then one day, four months of, of being alone in the shelter, you hear, yes, we copy.
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01:01:20.000 Are you okay?
01:01:21.000 There are more people there.
01:01:24.000 We're all surviving the retard apocalypse.
01:01:28.000 That's a good name for today's show, I guess.
01:01:32.000 Um,
01:01:34.000 And it makes you feel better when you walk down the street because you know that we're with you.
01:01:38.000 And we think all of this shit is equally insane.
01:01:42.000 But until Monday, folks, get fired, get in trouble, be brave.
01:01:46.000 No, sorry, wait a minute.
01:01:47.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:01:49.000 Monday is for the pay people.
01:01:51.000 I'm not seeing you losers till Friday.
01:01:53.000 So until next week, folks, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.