Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 03, 2024


S5E96 - WHITE DEVIL ADVOCATE (FREE PART)

Topics
Gum Disease decolonial intimacy gym workouts boxing American lynchings negro league stats pandering Nita Fashions Nita Fashions tour
Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Ryan Katsu Rivera Purple Works Larry Barnes Hunter Biden Cohen Emmanuel Augustus Hillary Clinton Jackie Robinson Nita Fashions Roseanne Barr Slick Rick Nancy Pelosi Kung Fu Trump Obama Bill Barr Athletics Expert Speech Betrayed Mark Zuckerberg Easy Eurovision and 28 more
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154

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37

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In this episode, the boys discuss the latest news and notes from the past week in music, politics, and pop culture. They also discuss a new song from a UK hardcore band called Gum Disease, and the latest in the Trump vs. Bernie campaign. Music: "Gum Disease" - "In Speech Betrayed" by Gwen Stefani ( ) Art: Mackenzie Moore Music: Hayden Coplen Editor: Will Witwer Editor: Mike Carrier Social Media: Jake Chapman Producer: Mike McLendon Audio Engineer: Ben Kuklinski Mixer: Christian Bladt Graphic Design: Matt Knost Special Thanks to: Ryan and Ryan Thanks to our sponsor, and all the fans who sent in questions, suggestions, and suggestions! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. The 500 is a production of Native Creative Podcast. All rights reserved. Used by permission. We do not own the rights to any music featured on this episode of the podcast. If you enjoyed this episode please leave us a review and/or share it on social media if you enjoyed it. Thank you for any amount you'd like to support the podcast, share it with a friend, rating/subscribe/subscribing/support/sharing it on Apple Podcasts, etc., etc. etc. Thank you're a friend of the pod, we'll be listening to this podcast, and we'll get a shoutout on the next week's next episode of this week's episode on the podcast next week! We'll be hearing your review next week, and all future episodes will be getting a shout-out next week too! Thanks again for supporting the podcast in the next episode! -Merry Christmas edition of Thank You! -- Thank you so much. -PODCAST -Your support is so much appreciated. -- The 500 Crew -The 500 Crew is a labor day edition of the 500 Crews - Thank you, Gave us a chance to send us their best shot at the best song of the week's song "I'm Too Effing Effing Goodbyes, I'll see you in the mail! -- Thank You, Gotta Have It Out! -- The Best of the Week, Gonna Have It All by Gotta Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes

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00:00:15.000 New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:01:05.000 That's a great band.
00:01:08.000 What is that?
00:01:09.000 Days Spent.
00:01:10.000 Song is Best Wishes.
00:01:11.000 These guys started up in COVID.
00:01:14.000 I think COVID was pretty good for rock and roll.
00:01:17.000 I'm a fan.
00:01:19.000 Good work, China.
00:01:20.000 Oh, I should turn off the AC.
00:01:21.000 It's kind of loud.
00:01:22.000 China.
00:01:23.000 I left my computer running.
00:01:24.000 I didn't even hear you start the show, Ryan.
00:01:29.000 What do you think of that? 1.00
00:01:30.000 You asked if I was ready twice, and I said, oh, shit. 1.00
00:01:33.000 I'm fucking up. 0.99
00:01:36.000 Excuse my language. 0.99
00:01:36.000 I wonder if it's going to distract me hearing Norm MacDonald blaring from my office. 0.99
00:01:41.000 It's blaring.
00:01:42.000 I can hear it through my headphones.
00:01:44.000 Getting their start in 2019, they spent a hardcore band from Florida.
00:01:48.000 They released a killer EP called Tourist.
00:01:51.000 We all know each other from the scene and playing with each other's bands for 15 plus years.
00:01:56.000 They spent vocalist Nancy told no echo via email.
00:01:58.000 Yeah, you can kind of hear that they've been around for a long time. 0.99
00:02:01.000 They're fucking tight. 0.98
00:02:04.000 And you can tell they're having fun. 0.99
00:02:06.000 That's a band.
00:02:07.000 You can hear the music.
00:02:08.000 That's a band. 1.00
00:02:09.000 Can you go turn my fucking computer off? 1.00
00:02:11.000 Just hit the spacebar. 1.00
00:02:15.000 You can tell when a band is just there to have fun.
00:02:18.000 They're not going for it, which can be good, right?
00:02:21.000 And as you know, we recently cracked the code on Australia, why their bands are so good.
00:02:26.000 They're rich.
00:02:28.000 There's a boom in mining, and so you have all these rich rednecks. 1.00
00:02:35.000 What are they called?
00:02:35.000 Cashed-up bogans.
00:02:37.000 And when you have working class people get a ton of money, they got some time. 1.00
00:02:42.000 They got a good work ethic and they make great music.
00:02:44.000 A band I was thinking of playing, False Reality.
00:02:50.000 This song is called Pressure.
00:02:52.000 Wait, have we already played these guys?
00:02:55.000 These are the London dudes?
00:02:57.000 With the chick singing? 0.85
00:03:04.000 Is this hardcore or metal?
00:03:09.000 I like female singers. 1.00
00:03:14.000 Wow, you can sure play the fucking drums, sir. 1.00
00:03:34.000 They're from London. 1.00
00:03:35.000 Don't they sound like Oy Poloy? 0.94
00:03:37.000 Early Oy Poloy? 0.96
00:03:37.000 Like that split 12-inch they did with, uh... Uh, no... Reality? 0.96
00:03:43.000 What are they called?
00:03:45.000 In Speech Betrayed!
00:03:47.000 Um...
00:03:49.000 Have you seen this band before, Ryan?
00:03:51.000 No, and I'm searching the emails.
00:03:52.000 I tweeted them.
00:03:53.000 They're from London, the Hardcore Band.
00:03:56.000 Here's a band I never considered for one second.
00:03:59.000 They're one of the worst bands I've ever heard, also from the United Kingdom.
00:04:02.000 This is a band called Gum Disease, and this hit is something I took zero time to say no to.
00:04:12.000 This song is called Gender Envy. 0.99
00:04:14.000 Scream about oppression Are you figured out?
00:04:17.000 Add chords by ear That sounds like an obsession You say you can't tell what I am Your slurs when you walk near That's literally the whole plan Dude my eyes are up here If hate comes from jealousy I guess that means you're envious You're toxic masculinity 0.96
00:04:37.000 Like, you know how I said music shouldn't have jokes in it, like Ween and Weird Al, and sex is the same way, you shouldn't joke around during intercourse? 1.00
00:04:47.000 You can be political, I like crass and conflict, but when it's just sopping with your agenda, you just ruin everyone's fun, you dumb bitches. 1.00
00:04:57.000 Let's hear it some more. 1.00
00:05:05.000 It's got all the buzzwords in it. 1.00
00:05:07.000 They turned their silly gender bullshit into an entire subculture and identity. 1.00
00:05:18.000 You want to erase me? 1.00
00:05:21.000 Have a look at them, 1, 4.
00:05:23.000 I got to send you something, Ryan, that's going around.
00:05:26.000 You're going to barf.
00:05:30.000 This is done?
00:05:31.000 Yeah, just show any picture.
00:05:33.000 There they are.
00:05:35.000 Oh, gum disease, aptly titled.
00:05:39.000 Imagine asking them about Trump.
00:05:42.000 What do you think of these 35 counts, ladies? 0.98
00:05:45.000 Would you hate more Trump or toothpaste?
00:05:48.000 That was the front page of the Post, by the way. 0.84
00:05:51.000 Injustice.
00:05:53.000 I don't think the right understands how good this is for us.
00:05:55.000 This is great news.
00:05:55.000 They just solidified Trump's victory.
00:05:57.000 His fundraising is going to be off the chain.
00:05:59.000 It could happen to you.
00:06:14.000 Is now a totally convincing thing.
00:06:16.000 I know J6ers, by the way, who still haven't started their trials, and they said, strangely enough, yesterday, all these felonies were added to their charges. 1.00
00:06:26.000 Like, we are in overdrive.
00:06:27.000 And wasn't it, it was four, yeah, we talked about this last night on the Cop Show.
00:06:31.000 It's four days before the primaries.
00:06:34.000 July 11th?
00:06:36.000 The primaries are July 15th, I think?
00:06:40.000 Of course, yesterday we didn't get to the news. 1.00
00:06:42.000 I'm gonna kill all the Jews. 1.00
00:06:44.000 Don't take that out of context, please. 1.00
00:06:48.000 Oh yeah, I said I was sending you something.
00:06:51.000 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:06:52.000 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
00:06:55.000 I've seen a few people sending this around, and it's become like a thing.
00:07:01.000 And it's young people announcing their majors.
00:07:04.000 Now, I haven't been to school in a long-ass time.
00:07:07.000 I graduated in...
00:07:10.000 Early 90s.
00:07:12.000 Graduated high school in 1988. 0.95
00:07:14.000 Where the fuck is Ryan Katsu Rivera when you need him here? 0.98
00:07:17.000 Phone or email? 0.98
00:07:22.000 Capitalism seems to have hurt academia in that these institutions want more customers.
00:07:29.000 Now, when my dad went to college, 5% of the boomers ended up getting post-secondary education.
00:07:36.000 Now it's the other way around.
00:07:37.000 It's 95% get it.
00:07:38.000 So how do you ensure that all of these low IQ people get a degree? 0.95
00:07:43.000 Well, you make the education indescribably retarded. 1.00
00:07:49.000 So, I don't know, you'll have to keep pausing these.
00:07:52.000 Wait till you see what majors these girls are graduating in. 1.00
00:07:57.000 And they're all chicks too. 0.96
00:07:59.000 The amount of men in college, I think it's gone down to like 35, 40% or less.
00:08:06.000 Okay, go ahead.
00:08:06.000 Hi, my name's Nikki.
00:08:07.000 I'm studying Latin American women and visual culture.
00:08:10.000 Stop.
00:08:11.000 Latin American women.
00:08:12.000 Like, what does that mean?
00:08:13.000 Feminism in Latin America? 1.00
00:08:15.000 Women's rights in Latin America? 0.99
00:08:17.000 Okay.
00:08:18.000 I could wrap my head around that as a subject.
00:08:20.000 And visual culture?
00:08:22.000 What? 0.99
00:08:24.000 What the fuck does that mean? 0.99
00:08:26.000 Okay. 0.99
00:08:27.000 Next.
00:08:28.000 Hi, I'm Melanie.
00:08:30.000 I'm studying the unseen body and creative spaces of erasure and exposure of the queer. 1.00
00:08:33.000 Stop, stop.
00:08:34.000 She can't even say it.
00:08:37.000 Unseen bodies. 0.84
00:08:39.000 So you mean fat women and creative spaces of erasure. 1.00
00:08:45.000 So like fat women are on the cover of Vogue. 1.00
00:08:47.000 Is that what you mean? 0.94
00:08:48.000 And exposure of the queer. 1.00
00:08:52.000 That's her fucking degree. 1.00
00:08:56.000 I was just checking the one ad. 0.99
00:08:57.000 Hi, we're looking for someone who has a PhD in unseen bodies and creative spaces of erasure and exposure of the queer. 1.00
00:09:08.000 See, this is also why they're taxing us to death. 0.97
00:09:10.000 So they can make these dumb academies, these dumb divisions of businesses. 0.99
00:09:15.000 This is why there's D.I.E. 0.99
00:09:18.000 and E.S.G.
00:09:19.000 Because these people need jobs. 0.79
00:09:22.000 So IBM will have to have a division of unseen bodies.
00:09:26.000 They keep going. 0.99
00:09:27.000 They get even stupider, if you can believe it. 1.00
00:09:29.000 Yeah! 1.00
00:09:35.000 Stop.
00:09:36.000 That's become like STEM now.
00:09:39.000 If you study arts, education, and social justice, you're now a genius.
00:09:44.000 That's the new algebra.
00:09:46.000 That's the most comprehensible PhD I've seen so far.
00:09:49.000 And they're not PhDs, but you know what I mean.
00:09:51.000 She could probably get a PhD in it.
00:09:54.000 Yeah!
00:09:56.000 I'm Joyce.
00:09:56.000 I study decolonial intimacy.
00:09:58.000 Stop.
00:09:59.000 Decolonial intimacies.
00:10:02.000 Indigenous politics of resistance.
00:10:04.000 Decolonial intimacy.
00:10:07.000 Oh, this is a tough one.
00:10:09.000 I have a degree in trying to understand your degree.
00:10:13.000 Decolonial.
00:10:14.000 Like, I can handle indigenous politics of resistance.
00:10:19.000 Like the indigenous people, probably in like South America, and how they, in Central America, like the freedom, like the, what was it called?
00:10:29.000 The Sandinistas and that kind of thing. 1.00
00:10:32.000 Political revolutionaries in Central and South America.
00:10:35.000 I can handle that.
00:10:36.000 That's a thing, right?
00:10:37.000 Reagan, the Contra affair.
00:10:39.000 Okay.
00:10:42.000 We want to decolonize these places, you know, make them less Spanish, less conquistador. 1.00
00:10:48.000 So I can even handle the word decolonial.
00:10:51.000 I don't, where do we get the intimacy? 0.68
00:10:53.000 Isn't that kissing and sex and stuff? 0.93
00:10:56.000 Decolonial intimacy. 0.99
00:10:59.000 Okay, I give up.
00:11:00.000 I'm out.
00:11:01.000 I don't usually quit.
00:11:02.000 I like to get fired.
00:11:04.000 But we gotta move on.
00:11:06.000 That'll be my homework tonight.
00:11:08.000 I'll put that in my briefcase.
00:11:09.000 Dad brought his briefcase home.
00:11:11.000 Yeah, he's got some extra stuff he has to work on.
00:11:13.000 He has to work on understanding the concept of decolonial intimacy.
00:11:16.000 Maybe it's like,
00:11:19.000 After dealing with the oppressive colonization.
00:11:25.000 After a hard day.
00:11:27.000 Yes.
00:11:27.000 Come back home from being misgendered.
00:11:31.000 And then finding love in this sort of broken... Mijo, I need a food stamp.
00:11:36.000 I can get a food stamp.
00:11:38.000 Finding love in a... 0.87
00:11:40.000 So the sex after revolution and that's what, isn't it just sex? 0.99
00:11:45.000 That's sex. 1.00
00:11:45.000 I think it's a closeness. 1.00
00:11:47.000 Do they do it differently?
00:11:48.000 Let's see.
00:11:50.000 By the way, today's episode is brought to you by Purple Works.
00:11:54.000 Oh, here we go.
00:11:54.000 Close familiarity or friendship?
00:11:56.000 Closeness. 1.00
00:11:57.000 Oh shit, I brought it home. 1.00
00:12:01.000 Close familiarity or, oh, so it's not just sex. 1.00
00:12:04.000 Yeah.
00:12:05.000 It's just being close with someone.
00:12:08.000 I thought it was smooching, but apparently it's a broader term.
00:12:14.000 So it's like, it's camaraderie.
00:12:17.000 So the camaraderie of revolutionaries in Central and South America.
00:12:22.000 Their culture.
00:12:23.000 The culture of, see, that I can handle.
00:12:26.000 The culture of revolutionaries in Central and South America.
00:12:31.000 They smoke cigars, they're in the jungle, they probably have high tolerance to mosquito bites.
00:12:36.000 I get it.
00:12:38.000 Why don't you say that, though? 1.00
00:12:41.000 And the thing about you people who take these dumb things and talk about hierarchical language, you get out to the real world and everyone thinks you're an asshole. 0.99
00:12:51.000 No one at IBM can understand what you're saying when you talk about paradigms and the politics of resistance. 0.99
00:13:00.000 People just go, oh, sounds like she's going to be a problem with HR. 1.00
00:13:03.000 I'm not hiring her.
00:13:05.000 But yeah, let's take a break here.
00:13:06.000 I forgot it's the free episode.
00:13:08.000 I'm hoping to get to the Godwheel.
00:13:13.000 Purple Works Nutrition.
00:13:13.000 I'm on it right now as we speak.
00:13:17.000 Had a great morning at the gym today.
00:13:20.000 Went in to, told Larry Barnes we hung out with Ricky Fraser last night.
00:13:24.000 Says, I know Tricky Ricky.
00:13:26.000 Larry Burns also says he knows Slick Rick.
00:13:30.000 I think he might think Tricky Ricky is Slick Rick.
00:13:36.000 Hold on a sec, I just remembered something.
00:13:38.000 Slick Rick the Ruler at MC Ricky D!
00:13:41.000 He throws pads at me when I walk in every day, so I wore my helmet till I was almost fully ready to fight and then took the helmet off.
00:13:49.000 He still got me though.
00:13:50.000 But okay, listen to this great workout.
00:13:52.000 It was so fun.
00:13:53.000 Get in there, right out of the gate, two,
00:13:56.000 Two rounds of pads.
00:13:59.000 Heavy pads.
00:14:01.000 Three minute rounds, right?
00:14:02.000 Yep.
00:14:02.000 Everything's three minute rounds.
00:14:04.000 It's crazy.
00:14:06.000 I can do pads, barely break a sweat.
00:14:08.000 If I'm fighting someone, I'm punching way less and I'm about to die of exhaustion.
00:14:12.000 So it must all be fear.
00:14:14.000 Fear is exhausting. 0.99
00:14:15.000 But thanks to Purple Works, I was fucking giving her 0.99
00:14:20.000 And this 18 year old was watching. 0.99
00:14:22.000 Dude, you're not going to believe this.
00:14:24.000 Stop me if I've told you this already.
00:14:25.000 I'm at the gym.
00:14:26.000 I've been going to the gym ever since.
00:14:28.000 Oh, you apparently don't go to the gym.
00:14:30.000 I go.
00:14:31.000 I've been going to the gym since Vice did a thing on Kid Kelly's boxing gym in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
00:14:37.000 That was probably exactly, no, no, maybe 21 years ago.
00:14:42.000 Right?
00:14:45.000 This kid is looking at me and I'm hitting the heavy bag or whatever.
00:14:48.000 I don't have very good form.
00:14:49.000 I'm tired.
00:14:51.000 This is, I think, a couple days ago.
00:14:53.000 And he goes, hey man.
00:14:55.000 What?
00:14:56.000 First of all, children shouldn't talk to adults.
00:14:59.000 I told you a million times when I met the Knights of Columbus, they're all 70, and I bide my quips.
00:15:06.000 I'll maybe have two funny one-liners, and then I'll go, that's enough one-liners for this young upstart.
00:15:11.000 Let's let the old guys riff with each other, and I'll take a little break.
00:15:15.000 I step back.
00:15:17.000 This kid goes, hey, what you want to do is you want to turn over your jab.
00:15:22.000 You want to turn it over.
00:15:25.000 Does that annoy you at all or no?
00:15:28.000 I go, how old are you?
00:15:30.000 He goes, I'm 18.
00:15:33.000 I go, I'm 53.
00:15:34.000 I've been doing this since before you were born.
00:15:37.000 I'm not looking for tips.
00:15:40.000 Get back to work, tips.
00:15:42.000 I call them tips now.
00:15:43.000 That's hilarious.
00:15:44.000 Can you believe that?
00:15:47.000 What I should have, I meant to say, I can still say it.
00:15:50.000 I see him every day now.
00:15:51.000 He's new.
00:15:52.000 Do you have a dad?
00:15:53.000 He's a white guy, but it would, I couldn't fathom as an 18 year old going up to some old man and being, yo, what you want to do is you want to make sure you keep your hands up blocking.
00:16:04.000 It's good practice.
00:16:06.000 You know what you should do?
00:16:07.000 You should hit heavy bag with a mouth guard and, and headgear.
00:16:10.000 So, you know, it's state dependent learning.
00:16:12.000 Uh, the,
00:16:16.000 And then guess what happened?
00:16:20.000 Larry goes, okay, you two, go hit gloves. 0.99
00:16:23.000 That gay thing where you hit each other's gloves. 1.00
00:16:25.000 And then if there's music playing, you end up going to the beat, so now you're dancing with the guy. 0.99
00:16:30.000 That's gay. 1.00
00:16:31.000 Don't dance with men. 0.99
00:16:33.000 So I go, you gonna give me tips?
00:16:36.000 So then he feels nervous and bad that he said that, which he should, and he goes, I think it's really cool you've been boxing for so long.
00:16:43.000 This guy's gotta go.
00:16:45.000 Anyway.
00:16:47.000 Two rounds of pads, feeling great.
00:16:50.000 Larry was talking to some people, which I kind of appreciated, having the freedom to make up my own mind.
00:16:54.000 I hit the heavy bag super hard, and I can feel the Purpleworks coursing through my vein.
00:16:58.000 Then I decided to take a light round on the double-ended bag.
00:17:01.000 I'm going super fast, making up moves.
00:17:03.000 I find it helps to bounce up and down like that drunken kung fu boxer with the weird name, like Alilaysha. 0.53
00:17:10.000 He's got a, Anastasia, he's got a weird name.
00:17:12.000 Look up drunken kung fu boxing.
00:17:14.000 I just always have this bounce going.
00:17:19.000 Then the water bag, no, the wrecking ball to practice uppercuts.
00:17:24.000 Then the slip, and I swear to you, I felt like I was just dancing. 0.99
00:17:28.000 And I was shit-faced last night, obviously. 0.99
00:17:30.000 We did the Cops show. 0.99
00:17:31.000 So Purple Works kept me going through the whole time. 0.59
00:17:33.000 Slip rope, then two-round speed bag, three-round speed bag, and then fuckin' 50 sit-ups, 50 crunches, and 20 push-ups.
00:17:44.000 Perfect amount of tiring, not too much though. 0.51
00:17:48.000 Emmanuel Augustus?
00:17:49.000 No.
00:17:49.000 Emmanuel Augustus, that's his name.
00:17:51.000 I can never remember that name.
00:17:53.000 But he always has this bounciness to him.
00:17:58.000 I worked out, this is the second time I did it in a sweatsuit, a full sweatsuit.
00:18:03.000 Why, are you trying to lose weight?
00:18:04.000 No, it's just like, it's tougher.
00:18:08.000 You feel a little yeah, I don't know in a weird way.
00:18:11.000 You're so committed and like the sweat reminds you that you're in you're in it.
00:18:16.000 So it kind of
00:18:18.000 I don't know.
00:18:19.000 Kind of makes you stay in the zone.
00:18:21.000 Okay, I don't think I need tips from you about the zone.
00:18:25.000 I'm not giving you a tip.
00:18:26.000 I'm not giving you a tip. 0.99
00:18:26.000 This is a guy who skateboards on his bare ass, and he's sitting here telling us how to work out. 0.99
00:18:35.000 Show them what you consider your own homemade sport, Ryan, Mr. Athletics Expert. 0.99
00:18:43.000 Are you on Purpleworks when you do this fucking shit? 1.00
00:18:45.000 This is retarded. 1.00
00:18:47.000 And you should be embarrassed. 0.87
00:18:48.000 A way to involve the sponsor, which we're supposed to be doing a read for, but yes, this is- What is- what do you call this?
00:18:54.000 It's butt sliding. 0.99
00:18:55.000 Butt sliding? 1.00
00:18:56.000 Yes.
00:18:57.000 And yes, I do have a skateboard, but you don't need one if it's wet.
00:19:01.000 In fact, it's probably worse to use a skateboard.
00:19:05.000 And I don't have toilet paper either. 0.99
00:19:06.000 That is the dumbest sport I've ever seen. 0.99
00:19:08.000 Yeah, don't knock it till you try it. 1.00
00:19:12.000 Oh my god. 1.00
00:19:14.000 Pathetic! 1.00
00:19:16.000 Did you see the write-up for this? 0.99
00:19:17.000 That's enough Purpleworks. 1.00
00:19:19.000 Here's the information about the Mercedes CLR GTR.
00:19:22.000 The Mercedes CLR GTR is a remarkable racing car.
00:19:24.000 Yeah, it's called Spam. 1.00
00:19:25.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:19:26.000 How about... Okay, enough Purpleworks. 1.00
00:19:28.000 How about this fucking Twitter? 0.98
00:19:31.000 Every time there's a really interesting post, there's 300 remarks that have nothing to do with the post. 0.98
00:19:38.000 Elon, can you fix that, please?
00:19:39.000 Nudes in bio.
00:19:41.000 It's really bothering me.
00:19:45.000 Uh, Tony Trek, Tony Soprano, that's the only comedy piece we have today. 0.99
00:19:51.000 Get the f**k outta here! 0.99
00:19:55.000 Get the f**k outta here! 1.00
00:19:57.000 Say it, Ryan. 1.00
00:20:06.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00
00:20:07.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00
00:20:09.000 Captain's log. 0.97
00:20:09.000 I'm currently trying to change my business profile, if you know what I mean. 0.97
00:20:13.000 If you know what I mean.
00:20:15.000 Captain's log. 1.00
00:20:16.000 Where's the fucking money? 1.00
00:20:17.000 Where's the fucking money? 1.00
00:20:20.000 You're supposed to be earners. 1.00
00:20:21.000 That's why you got the top... Earners.
00:20:23.000 ...position.
00:20:24.000 Earners. 1.00
00:20:25.000 So each one of you crack some fucking heads, create some fucking earners out there. 1.00
00:20:29.000 I do not understand. 1.00
00:20:30.000 But you're on the same spaceship.
00:20:32.000 Where is he going to get money from?
00:20:33.000 Yeah.
00:20:34.000 I guess they gamble, right?
00:20:36.000 Maybe.
00:20:37.000 There's an Asian guy on there.
00:20:38.000 Sulu?
00:20:40.000 Sir, the Federation... I don't want to hear about the f***ing economy either! 0.98
00:20:44.000 I don't want to hear it! 0.92
00:20:47.000 What about impulse control?
00:20:49.000 Nothing's been done about that.
00:20:52.000 That was cute.
00:20:53.000 Unbelievable.
00:20:54.000 So I guess we're supposed to do this whole episode on Trump and the thing.
00:20:58.000 It really feels like our justice system's dead, but I knew our justice system was dead when they threw Proud Boys in jail.
00:21:05.000 Eight years ago?
00:21:07.000 Now?
00:21:08.000 Is that how long it's been?
00:21:11.000 So this is nothing new.
00:21:13.000 And I got to be honest, I'm pretty emotionless about the whole thing.
00:21:16.000 Because it's not real.
00:21:18.000 If he went to jail, I guess I would get emotional.
00:21:20.000 But this is all theatrics.
00:21:24.000 Now, you know, the theatrics has some some reality in it.
00:21:28.000 I mean, there's there's Enrique Tarrio, Nordin, Nick Oakes, Zach Greel.
00:21:37.000 They're all in prison and allegedly for decades.
00:21:41.000 That's that's the that's the Dems plan.
00:21:43.000 If they don't get pardoned by Trump. 0.99
00:21:45.000 So I'm not saying there's no consequences ever but It's hard to articulate like you know when they have Mark Zuckerberg being interrogated and and by congressmen and did you track people on your shit? 0.98
00:21:58.000 I don't care That's not real. 0.63
00:22:01.000 So I don't think Trump's going to jail he's the first president to ever be convicted ever and Twitter's a very it's very interesting day for Twitter.
00:22:11.000 You're hearing a
00:22:13.000 You're hearing them talk about all the crimes that Clinton did and Obama did.
00:22:18.000 Remember Fast and Furious with Obama? 1.00
00:22:22.000 Fucking at least a dozen people murdered by Hillary Clinton. 1.00
00:22:25.000 That's a very conservative number. 1.00
00:22:28.000 And no problems.
00:22:29.000 Don't worry about it.
00:22:30.000 The weapons of mass destruction lie?
00:22:32.000 That the New York Times pushed?
00:22:34.000 Remember, Alex Jones gets a $2.87 billion fine for being wrong about the news.
00:22:39.000 New York Times, nothing.
00:22:42.000 Hundreds of thousands of people dead in that war and the wars that followed it.
00:22:48.000 So I feel like we covered it yesterday.
00:22:51.000 I don't have much to say.
00:22:52.000 Let's check out this statement from Trump on the whole thing.
00:22:57.000 It was a disgrace. 0.94
00:22:58.000 This was a rigged trial by a conflicted judge who was corrupt. 0.76
00:23:04.000 It's a rigged trial, a disgrace.
00:23:07.000 They wouldn't give us a venue change.
00:23:09.000 We were at 5% or 6% in this district, in this area.
00:23:16.000 This was a rigged, disgraceful trial.
00:23:20.000 The real verdict is going to be November 5th by the people.
00:23:25.000 And they know what happened here and everybody knows what happened here.
00:23:29.000 You have a sole respect DA and the whole thing.
00:23:33.000 We didn't do a thing wrong.
00:23:35.000 I'm a very innocent man and it's okay.
00:23:40.000 I'm fighting for our country.
00:23:41.000 I'm fighting for our Constitution.
00:23:43.000 Our whole country is being rigged right now.
00:23:45.000 This was done by the Biden administration in order to wound or hurt
00:23:52.000 And he did this one earlier today?
00:23:54.000 Does that sound like an old, decrepit man to you?
00:23:57.000 Is he reading a speech right there?
00:24:20.000 We have a country that's in big trouble.
00:24:22.000 This was a disgrace.
00:24:25.000 So what's the speech you're going to show today?
00:24:27.000 Oh yeah, in Trump Tower.
00:24:32.000 Maybe sad thinking that like his hair is like different and poofed up a little bit because like he was just like depressed sleeping.
00:24:41.000 I thought about it and I was like, his hair is never like that and this is his home.
00:24:46.000 Let's drop it.
00:24:47.000 We talked about it enough yesterday.
00:24:48.000 On Monday I want to do a deep dive on that Michael Fanone guy who is standing behind De Niro.
00:24:55.000 I can't stand that guy.
00:24:56.000 The Iranian cop. 1.00
00:24:57.000 There's so much weird shit about him. 1.00
00:24:59.000 He's got white power tattoos. 1.00
00:25:01.000 He's got the Roman thing here. 0.84
00:25:06.000 He's got the cobweb elbow which was a Nazi skinhead thing when I was a kid. 0.95
00:25:10.000 When you're a Nazi skinhead in jail you get your 0.97
00:25:12.000 Your web elbow. 0.99
00:25:14.000 He could have been undercover in white power gangs. 0.94
00:25:18.000 Iranian.
00:25:19.000 His ex-wife's very politically connected. 0.89
00:25:22.000 He's very politically connected.
00:25:24.000 There's pictures of him hanging out with Hunter Biden and Nancy Pelosi.
00:25:28.000 Did we already talk about this?
00:25:32.000 There's rumors that he was the guy carrying the Confederate flag.
00:25:34.000 Yeah, I think we talked about him.
00:25:36.000 So let's save all that for Monday.
00:25:37.000 Yeah, but that's the left.
00:25:40.000 That's the people that they have on their side.
00:25:43.000 You never know where these people are coming from.
00:25:44.000 It's crazy. 1.00
00:25:45.000 Will you stop dancing and pay attention to the fucking show, please? 1.00
00:25:47.000 I'm paying attention. 0.99
00:25:48.000 I just fidget with my feet and I figured why not do something a little more fun.
00:25:53.000 You're not taking this show seriously.
00:25:54.000 Of course I am.
00:25:56.000 Of course I am.
00:25:57.000 I mean, maybe the guys behind me are.
00:25:58.000 How many people died in American lynchings at the turn of the century?
00:26:04.000 Late 1800s or early 1900s?
00:26:06.000 How many?
00:26:08.000 How many were hanged?
00:26:09.000 How many what?
00:26:11.000 How many were hanged during the lynchings at the turn of the 19th century?
00:26:14.000 78? 5,000.
00:26:21.000 Wow.
00:26:21.000 So how many of those were white and how many were black?
00:26:25.000 Wait, is this the part where it goes, oh?
00:26:28.000 You're not listening to me. 0.99
00:26:30.000 Yeah, black. 0.99
00:26:31.000 You said black.
00:26:33.000 Two-thirds were black, but a third were white.
00:26:36.000 So out of the 5,000 criminals hanged, there was two-thirds black, one-third white.
00:26:44.000 Now, that's not so far from the actual modern crime statistics, so it's possible that the vast majority of these people that were hanged were guilty of something.
00:26:54.000 I know they looked nice, but everyone looked nice back then.
00:26:57.000 Are you listening to me?
00:26:58.000 Everybody wore suits back in the day.
00:26:59.000 No, that's true.
00:27:00.000 Yeah.
00:27:02.000 So, when you hear about, oh, America has all these crosses to bear for hangings because they were so racist, they were very hard on crime at the turn of the century.
00:27:13.000 That's about it.
00:27:15.000 I don't want to trivialize the innocent lives of, of course, African-American people of color who were hanged.
00:27:20.000 That's horrific.
00:27:20.000 But the general idea is that when people talk about hangings, they were just hanging random black people, and they were doing it for hundreds of years.
00:27:29.000 No, it was about 40 years, and a third of them were white.
00:27:36.000 And it was 5,000. 0.88
00:27:37.000 All right, speaking of blacks, stop dancing right now. 1.00
00:27:43.000 We've got some serious pandering happening in baseball. 0.94
00:27:47.000 The Negro League was not a certified league.
00:27:51.000 It didn't have an administration, a board, to verify it.
00:27:55.000 It was haphazard.
00:27:57.000 There's a lot of good things about the Negro League, by the way.
00:27:59.000 Before it was abolished by Jackie Robinson, who said, I want to play in the normal one, which I understand, that's logical, but don't sleep on what that did to the Negro League.
00:28:10.000 When Jackie Robinson left, all the good players went to the MLB, the Negro League ended up sucking, and then no one went anymore. 0.99
00:28:16.000 That used to be like church.
00:28:18.000 You'd see all your neighbors there, your mechanic, your baker, your friends, and everyone would dress up and go see the Negro game.
00:28:26.000 It unified the black community, and it was shattered. 0.85
00:28:31.000 No, you're right.
00:28:32.000 And it would keep them from stealing cars because they'd be stealing bases.
00:28:35.000 Back to you, Gavin.
00:28:38.000 Yum.
00:28:41.000 I'm not saying that we shouldn't have equality in sports, but I'm just saying there's two sides to every story.
00:28:46.000 Anyway, the MLB has decided to incorporate all of the stats of the Negro League.
00:28:54.000 But these are unverified stats.
00:28:57.000 Check it out. 1.00
00:28:58.000 Fuck you, John Thorne. 1.00
00:29:21.000 You can't do that! 1.00
00:29:22.000 It's apples and oranges!
00:29:23.000 Here, we got a cool email about it.
00:29:49.000 Will Bill Burr finally shut up?
00:29:50.000 Remember that bit? 0.93
00:29:51.000 He's like, dude, there should be an asterisk under anybody who had to play baseball before black guys were able to play against them. 0.99
00:29:59.000 I'm not against that, even.
00:30:01.000 Asterisk it up, yeah, but.
00:30:03.000 That has some legitimate, because it is kind of a different game if NEGOs aren't allowed.
00:30:08.000 So I understand that.
00:30:10.000 I'm almost defending Burr.
00:30:12.000 But this whole concept of assuming that they kept records right,
00:30:19.000 Is pandering.
00:30:20.000 This is what I hate. 1.00
00:30:21.000 I'm sick of the endless fucking pandering. 1.00
00:30:28.000 This is from a buddy of mine actually. 0.99
00:30:32.000 MLB is now, this is called Negro Leagues Records, MLB is now changing history but integrating the completely unverifiable Negro League stats.
00:30:41.000 They could have been playing against a team of dwarves into their own major league stats, therefore supplanting legendary, mostly white, MLB players.
00:30:49.000 This is insane and devalues MLB record holders of all backgrounds.
00:30:53.000 They claim Josh Capeson hit almost a thousand home runs.
00:30:57.000 As of tomorrow, he's overtaking at least three major league records.
00:31:02.000 Did you find the email?
00:31:04.000 Is that one sent just to you?
00:31:05.000 Because I have one that says Negro Leagues, but... Oh, yes. 0.50
00:31:09.000 I'm sorry.
00:31:09.000 But this is cool.
00:31:11.000 Another person writes in and shows that Negro Leagues Legends to be featured in this video game and will be the show.
00:31:18.000 Yeah, that's ancient Chinese secret! 0.73
00:31:21.000 Okay!
00:31:22.000 February 2023, Mr. Breaking News.
00:31:24.000 Okay.
00:31:27.000 But that's what I really care about.
00:31:30.000 But check the email.
00:31:33.000 It's just, I'm just so tired of the car.
00:31:36.000 You know, I tweeted this. 0.99
00:31:37.000 There was this black guy talking about Memorial Day and he goes, yeah, this is just retarded. 1.00
00:31:47.000 It'd be like, it's like when Russian fighters come here and they have these boxing records that are like 92 and 0. 0.86
00:31:54.000 You just go, wow, you're really good at boxing.
00:31:58.000 You've won 92 fights and lost none.
00:32:02.000 That sounds legit.
00:32:03.000 That's six times better than any record we've ever had in the history of America, but good work, Russia.
00:32:12.000 It's the pandering.
00:32:13.000 But here's another example of the pandering.
00:32:15.000 It's in my Twitter.
00:32:19.000 Biden said he stood next to a black guy on Memorial Day.
00:32:22.000 And then I tweeted, I found him.
00:32:23.000 And it's this guy going, he thinks Memorial Day is Memories Day.
00:32:30.000 More than because...
00:32:51.000 I love Memorial Day because I have a lot of memories, you know, and just being an American Memorial Day is big.
00:32:58.000 You know, it's a lot.
00:32:59.000 We've been through it to be here.
00:33:03.000 Just America is all about memories, and that's why we have Memorial Day.
00:33:10.000 Yeah, I like her face.
00:33:12.000 She didn't do that on purpose, but she's like... Now, this is kind of sophisticated, so bear with me.
00:33:19.000 If that was a white guy who said that, they would just go, oh, we special needs.
00:33:23.000 We can't show it. 0.99
00:33:24.000 We're not going to have retarded people saying retarded stuff on our news program. 1.00
00:33:29.000 But because he's black and we live in the land of the pandering, the news team went, 0.99
00:33:35.000 That's a take. 0.97
00:33:36.000 I don't know.
00:33:37.000 It is memorial and memories and memorializing.
00:33:43.000 It's all part of it, really.
00:33:44.000 They're playing white devil's advocate.
00:33:49.000 And it's embarrassing.
00:33:51.000 And, by the way, it's not good for the group you're pandering to. 0.94
00:33:55.000 If I was black, I'd go, can you not show that, please?
00:33:58.000 Jesus. 0.97
00:33:59.000 That's embarrassing.
00:34:01.000 It's almost like they're saying, I dare you to say something about this, too.
00:34:06.000 Well, you know what it's like?
00:34:07.000 It's like the African aviation, where they have the guy going, today we are in South Africa to talk about a man who's made a helicopter out of parts he found in the junkyard.
00:34:17.000 He is Captain Lieutenant Makilbal Banzai.
00:34:22.000 And he's not making fun of the guy.
00:34:25.000 They're not making fun of him.
00:34:26.000 It's a level of pandering that is downright embarrassing.
00:34:31.000 All right, let's get behind the paywall. 1.00
00:34:33.000 I'm sick of talking to these fucking freeloaders. 0.99
00:34:36.000 Before we do, though, let's have a brief look at Nita Fashions here. 1.00
00:34:41.000 Look at this suit.
00:34:42.000 I think it's my new favorite suit.
00:34:45.000 I had to fight tooth and nail for these white buttons. 0.94
00:34:47.000 They said that would look ridiculous.
00:34:49.000 Just do silver or something, Mr. Gavin. 0.80
00:34:52.000 And I said, nope, make them white. 0.99
00:34:54.000 And look at the fun theme I have with this black and white stuff.
00:34:57.000 I've got my J-Press tie with the skull and crossbones on it.
00:35:01.000 I've got these shoes, J. Crew shoes.
00:35:04.000 I understand these are kind of a tough sell because the white soles are, they look like Joe Biden athletic sneaker shoes.
00:35:11.000 But when you put all this together,
00:35:14.000 It's all nicely... Look at that.
00:35:19.000 That's the thumbnail.
00:35:20.000 Look at how well it fits.
00:35:23.000 Look at how smooth it is.
00:35:29.000 Those are Nita pants too?
00:35:30.000 What?
00:35:31.000 Those are Nita pants too, right?
00:35:33.000 What?
00:35:35.000 They just looked a little different.
00:35:38.000 They're the same material as the jacket?
00:35:41.000 What?
00:35:43.000 They're slightly a different color.
00:35:46.000 No, they are not.
00:35:48.000 To the eye.
00:35:49.000 I'm wearing a suit.
00:35:51.000 I know.
00:35:51.000 I'm advertising Nita Fashions, and you go, are those pants also part of the suit?
00:35:56.000 The same company?
00:35:57.000 Those your skis?
00:35:59.000 Both of them? 1.00
00:36:01.000 It was such pleasure to... Can you believe the kind of shit this hot, dumb Asian says? 1.00
00:36:07.000 It was pleasure to work on your suit, Mr. Governor. 1.00
00:36:14.000 I sent Roseanne Barr's son a really sexy picture that looks exactly like Roseanne and he sent me back the words confused boner and I go that's my band's name and 0.99
00:36:31.000 I just felt that right there where you showed me the person I hate the most in the world looking like the hottest piece of ass I've ever seen. 1.00
00:36:39.000 Thank you, Mr. Cohen. 0.99
00:36:41.000 No, I don't like the cute stuff.
00:36:43.000 Thank you, Mr. Cohen.
00:36:44.000 Oh, Mr. Cohen.
00:36:45.000 Okay.
00:36:48.000 But Nita Fashions is on tour, and I think we're going to do a meet and greet again.
00:36:51.000 Definitely New York.
00:36:53.000 New York.
00:36:54.000 Yeah, what was that?
00:36:55.000 Hey, New York.
00:36:56.000 Hey, Amsterdam.
00:36:57.000 I'm New York.
00:36:58.000 Easy Eurovision.
00:36:59.000 New York.
00:37:01.000 So, oh, it's coming up.
00:37:03.000 June 12th.
00:37:04.000 They're in New York.
00:37:05.000 I will definitely be there.
00:37:07.000 And you will get the baby monster pin, the bird, which is the bald eagle.
00:37:11.000 That gets you into every censored event forever.
00:37:14.000 I think it's 200 bucks in total.
00:37:15.000 You get a free shirt fitted and everything.
00:37:19.000 Not doing Atlanta.
00:37:22.000 D.C.
00:37:23.000 is a possibility on the 20th.
00:37:26.000 North Carolina, not likely, but possible.
00:37:29.000 And New Jersey, likely, I would say.
00:37:32.000 I'll get back to you on Monday on that.
00:37:34.000 But yeah, we do the meet and greet.
00:37:35.000 We all talk.
00:37:35.000 We drink whiskey and get fitted for suits.
00:37:37.000 No women allowed at all. 1.00
00:37:40.000 Do not bring your girlfriend. 1.00
00:37:44.000 I can meet her in the lobby, I guess, afterwards.
00:37:47.000 But no chicks.
00:37:49.000 We're out of tailors.
00:37:52.000 Remember, we have only, how many spaces left?
00:37:55.000 And most of these have been invaded.
00:37:57.000 Dive bars, barber shops, bonafide boxing gyms, and tailors.
00:38:02.000 There's four places left.
00:38:04.000 And chicks are infiltrating them all. 0.99
00:38:07.000 Ew, girls, cooties. 1.00
00:38:10.000 So yeah, this episode was brought to you by Purpleworks Anita Fashions.
00:38:13.000 We're going to go behind the wall now and use the God Wheel.
00:38:16.000 The God Wheel, of course, is where we ask the Lord in heaven above what we should cover next.
00:38:26.000 And we'll see what he says.
00:38:27.000 So until then, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.