Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 07, 2024


S5E99 - YOUR HOBBIES ARE STUPID (FREE PART)


Episode Stats

Length

52 minutes

Words per Minute

130.06403

Word Count

6,772

Sentence Count

785

Misogynist Sentences

18

Hate Speech Sentences

42


Summary

Gavin McInnes talks about the 80s thrash band Iron Regan, Mudrat, and why he thinks the Dead Milkmen are ruined for him. Also, he thinks Mudrat's music is good, and he doesn't like the fact that Mudrat wears a Guy Fawkes mask in his music. And he thinks that's cool. Also, Gavin talks about a new band he thinks is good. And he doesn t like a certain rapper's music because he thinks he's gay. He also thinks that bands are good because they don't have a logo that says "I'm gay" on it. And that's a good thing because Mudrat doesn't have an album that says that on it either, but he does have a song that does have that. And it's called "The King to the King" by the band Polyphet, which is a song about a guy who is gay and wants to blow up Parliament. And then he thinks it's good because it's about a dude who's gay and wears a mask. . . . and then he goes on to talk about the band Protest The Hero, who's a punk rock band and they have a new album that's out now, and it's pretty good, so he thinks they're good, too. Then he talks about some other bands that are good, but not good enough, and they don t have a good song that's good enough to be good enough for him to listen to, so they're not bad enough, but good enough that he wants to make him listen to them, and then they should do something about it, like that, and so on and so he does something about that's not good at it, but they do it better than he does it right, right? And then they do something that makes him feel like he's not cool enough, right, and that's enough, he can do it, he's cool and he can't do it right and he's good and he likes it, right and they're cool and they like it and he gets to do it and they can't have it, so why not enough, then he can he do it. that, well, he does not have a problem with it, then they can he's just not enough and he should do it like that and he s cool, right and it s not cool, he s just not good, he just doesn t get it?


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:50.000 You gotta see the beginning of this video.
00:00:52.000 Rewind.
00:00:57.000 Check out how cool this band is.
00:01:02.000 Wait, stop.
00:01:06.000 Go back to the beginning.
00:01:07.000 Crank it up.
00:01:08.000 You gotta hear this poetry.
00:01:17.000 Hi, this poem is called Finding Oneself in a World Full of Selfies.
00:01:22.000 I am lost and confused and I do not know who I am.
00:01:26.000 The whole bookstore turns into a mosh pit.
00:01:51.000 Iron Regan.
00:01:52.000 That's Miserable Failure.
00:01:53.000 I'm a Miserable Failure.
00:01:55.000 It's an American crossover thrash band from Richmond, Virginia, consisting of Municipal Waste vocalist Tony Faretta.
00:02:05.000 That's a cute little guy singing.
00:02:08.000 Cannabis Corpse and Municipal Waste bassist Phil Landfill Hall, former A&S guitarist Mark Bronzino, former Darkest Hour.
00:02:17.000 It's a super band.
00:02:18.000 It's a super group.
00:02:20.000 An homage to 80s hardcore.
00:02:24.000 And their fucking merch rules!
00:02:28.000 I just bought one of their shirts.
00:02:30.000 GoToF1-4.
00:02:32.000 They've just got impeccable taste.
00:02:35.000 You gotta see that whole video too.
00:02:37.000 It's fucking awesome.
00:02:38.000 Look how cool their merch is.
00:02:42.000 Type in t-shirt.
00:02:43.000 Iron Regan t-shirt.
00:02:47.000 Look how great their shit is.
00:02:49.000 Of course, there's gotta be some dead cops.
00:02:52.000 But that's the aesthetic.
00:02:54.000 And when you get into that kind of thrash, they can be pretty right-wing.
00:03:00.000 Like, speak English or die.
00:03:03.000 Stormtroopers of Death.
00:03:04.000 That guy's pretty fuckin' out there.
00:03:08.000 I don't know why he was not cancelled.
00:03:09.000 The dude from Anthrax was in S.O.D.
00:03:13.000 I guess because he's Jewish?
00:03:16.000 I just bought that.
00:03:18.000 I think it's Hillary.
00:03:21.000 They're doing 80s hardcore, and they're doing it better than 80s hardcore.
00:03:25.000 Not that 80s hardcore wasn't awesome.
00:03:27.000 Check out D.R.I.
00:03:29.000 They made me, I was listening to them.
00:03:31.000 Actually, no, jump to 1-2.
00:03:35.000 This is their song, Fuck the Neighbors.
00:03:37.000 And again, their impeccable taste is present in their videos.
00:03:43.000 This video is awesome, even if you hate the music.
00:03:47.000 So funny.
00:03:52.000 This song is called Fuck the Neighbors.
00:04:21.000 Anyway, they got me.
00:04:23.000 I was like, who do they remind me of?
00:04:24.000 And then I realized it's D.R.I.
00:04:25.000 Dirty Rotten Imbeciles from Texas.
00:04:28.000 And then I haven't listened to that album.
00:04:31.000 What's it called?
00:04:32.000 Just Do It or something.
00:04:34.000 And then I put that on and I was like, holy fuck, they're good.
00:04:38.000 No, no, 1-3.
00:04:39.000 1-3 is D.R.I.
00:04:42.000 Deal with it.
00:04:44.000 Listen to this fucking intro.
00:04:45.000 It is so timeless.
00:05:00.000 It's gonna be worth it.
00:05:40.000 Alright, that's enough of that.
00:05:42.000 There's this Australian rapper named Mudrat out, and his music's really cool, and his politics are fucking gay.
00:05:51.000 And that begs the question, can politics ruin a band for you?
00:05:57.000 I mean, virtually all hardcore thrash metal is about how evil cops are and how all the pigs need to die.
00:06:05.000 Can you sit and listen to that?
00:06:07.000 Yeah.
00:06:08.000 I don't really know.
00:06:10.000 The Dead Milkmen are ruined for me.
00:06:12.000 And they were one of my favorite bands as a kid.
00:06:14.000 Protest the Hero, like their favorite band Propagandhi, they're AIDS.
00:06:20.000 But I love them.
00:06:22.000 I love them so much.
00:06:23.000 It's like goddess worship and then... This is important.
00:06:31.000 Hello?
00:06:32.000 What's up, sexy?
00:06:34.000 What's up, gorgeous?
00:06:36.000 Good.
00:06:36.000 I'm on my way to your house.
00:06:37.000 Come up and meet me, okay?
00:06:40.000 Yeah, I'll just leave it in front of you.
00:06:42.000 I'll leave it in the driveway with a key under the back.
00:06:46.000 Got it.
00:06:47.000 Bye.
00:06:47.000 Love you.
00:06:48.000 They have one song defending pitbulls because they're in Canada, you know, and there's like a lawn.
00:06:54.000 Propagandhi are defending pitbulls?
00:06:56.000 No, uh, Protest the Hero.
00:06:58.000 They love Propagandhi.
00:06:59.000 But yeah, so they're defending pitbulls.
00:07:02.000 They love Star Trek.
00:07:03.000 They wrote, gave American history a scathing rewrite on Polypist.
00:07:08.000 Like it's, all of it's the worst.
00:07:10.000 The meaning of all the songs are, uh... American history is, is punk.
00:07:16.000 They told the king to fuck off.
00:07:19.000 It's a civil war with the Brits.
00:07:21.000 The working class Brits that were here declared war on the upper class Brits back home and they won.
00:07:27.000 Isn't that cool?
00:07:29.000 Like shouldn't Antifa be pro J6?
00:07:31.000 They stormed the Capitol.
00:07:34.000 I thought that's good.
00:07:36.000 It's an insurrection.
00:07:37.000 You're an anarchist.
00:07:40.000 You wear a Guy Fawkes mask.
00:07:42.000 He tried to blow up Parliament.
00:07:46.000 Are we the baddies?
00:07:47.000 Uh, so anyway, this guy Mudrat, check out his, his, uh, is it his Instagram?
00:07:58.000 You know, his Twitter.
00:07:59.000 Jump to one six.
00:08:03.000 Like he's already, I'm already annoyed just with that picture right there.
00:08:06.000 He's some sort of, I don't know what he is.
00:08:08.000 What is that?
00:08:08.000 What race is that?
00:08:11.000 Like half Indian, maybe half Pakistani.
00:08:15.000 Something bad.
00:08:17.000 Syrian?
00:08:17.000 See, it's good, because all music from Australia is good.
00:08:32.000 I don't know why God made that rule, but he did.
00:08:35.000 They can't make bad music.
00:08:38.000 But you should punch your racist grandfather in the face.
00:08:41.000 No thanks.
00:08:42.000 I think I'll buy him a beer.
00:08:45.000 That can get fucked.
00:08:47.000 Wearing the kafaya.
00:08:53.000 Yeah, I can't do it.
00:08:55.000 I like it, but I can't do it.
00:08:56.000 That's too in your face.
00:08:57.000 That's too much.
00:08:58.000 Racist boomers punch the cunts.
00:09:01.000 Fuck off, you cunt.
00:09:05.000 Then there's music that is so bad that you don't care what the politics is.
00:09:11.000 And again, I've been saying this all week, my favorite thing about social media these days is we get to confirm that the West is the best and everything outside the Western world isn't different.
00:09:22.000 It's just shitty.
00:09:24.000 Everything in India sucks.
00:09:29.000 Especially their metal.
00:09:43.000 Don't these people have words in their languages?
00:09:45.000 Why are you showing me your ass?
00:09:52.000 Yeah, you're fired.
00:09:53.000 You're all fired.
00:09:56.000 And even sometimes you have immigrants who are here, who were like born here, like a guy who's Puerto Rican but Japanese, and even he will suck.
00:10:11.000 Because he just has a touch of the East on him.
00:10:13.000 And I would say Japan is the most Western-Eastern country ever.
00:10:16.000 Listen to Ryan trying to sing Queen.
00:10:22.000 Great jam.
00:10:24.000 Made in the West.
00:10:27.000 How do you think your girl was not too well gone?
00:10:31.000 Took the very thing that I had and kicked me out of my house!
00:10:35.000 Are you happy?
00:10:37.000 Are you satisfied?
00:10:38.000 Are you standing on your knees?
00:10:42.000 Another one bites the dust!
00:10:46.000 Another one bites the dust!
00:10:55.000 It's, you're saying bus.
00:10:56.000 It's dust.
00:10:58.000 Another one bites the dust.
00:11:00.000 Music is subjective.
00:11:01.000 No, lyrics are not subjective.
00:11:03.000 The saying bites the dust means you hit your face on the ground so hard your teeth go into the dirt.
00:11:03.000 Yes, they are.
00:11:09.000 You bite the dust.
00:11:10.000 You don't bite a bus.
00:11:11.000 I didn't know that.
00:11:13.000 Well, I thought, this is me singing Queen.
00:11:19.000 Oh, never mind.
00:11:21.000 What are you doing?
00:11:21.000 I had the everybody drop.
00:11:23.000 Everybody!
00:11:24.000 But it's not working.
00:11:25.000 Yeah, that's typical.
00:11:27.000 Here's Ryan, uh, describing Oreos in his inimitable way.
00:11:32.000 Well, what in the actual hell?
00:11:34.000 I don't even get your joke here.
00:11:35.000 What are you saying?
00:11:36.000 Ore, ore, ore.
00:11:38.000 Ore!
00:11:39.000 Ore, ore!
00:11:40.000 Ore, ore, ore, ore!
00:11:42.000 Ore!
00:11:46.000 What's wrong with that?
00:11:58.000 I don't get your joke.
00:12:01.000 It's funny.
00:12:07.000 He cracked himself up.
00:12:09.000 Well, congratulations by the way.
00:12:12.000 I thought you- What?
00:12:13.000 You thought you were done going on Joe Rogan's show.
00:12:17.000 Yeah, I am.
00:12:18.000 What are you talking about?
00:12:20.000 You crushed it the other day.
00:12:22.000 You absolutely crushed it.
00:12:23.000 I don't know why you're talking about fighting.
00:12:27.000 That doesn't make any sense.
00:12:28.000 Who is that?
00:12:30.000 Is that a fighter?
00:12:31.000 Yeah, Tank Abbott.
00:12:32.000 He looks very different.
00:12:34.000 He looks ancient.
00:12:36.000 He looks ancient.
00:12:36.000 He looks like me.
00:12:38.000 Tank Abbott in his day was a fucking unit.
00:12:42.000 Wait, is that the guy with the mustache?
00:12:43.000 Yes.
00:12:44.000 No, not that guy.
00:12:44.000 That's Fry.
00:12:45.000 Don Fry, you're probably thinking about.
00:12:48.000 But he's another guy.
00:12:51.000 He looks like Tom Selleck's superhero version guy.
00:12:56.000 Oh, he was black?
00:12:57.000 Oh, that guy.
00:12:58.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:59.000 This is the mustache guy, Don Fry.
00:13:01.000 Yeah.
00:13:01.000 That's retarded.
00:13:03.000 You know what I did last night?
00:13:04.000 I was drunk, and the only reason I'm here is Purple Works Nutrition.
00:13:09.000 I just watched a montage of every fucking Mike Tyson fight ever.
00:13:13.000 Nice.
00:13:14.000 And I was laughing my face off.
00:13:16.000 Why?
00:13:17.000 It was just, it was funny how scary that must have been.
00:13:22.000 And how, I was giggling!
00:13:24.000 It was funny!
00:13:25.000 Like his fucking body shots, he's always low, he's always inside, and his trademark signature move is a body shot which must feel like being murdered.
00:13:38.000 And then as you're crying that you don't have any more ribs and you're gonna be pissing for three weeks, this insane uppercut that makes you go gong!
00:13:47.000 Boom!
00:13:47.000 Oh my god!
00:13:48.000 On the same side.
00:13:49.000 He's so talented it's funny.
00:13:55.000 And he's never phased.
00:13:56.000 No, it's like watching, like, honestly, like an animal.
00:14:00.000 Yeah.
00:14:00.000 No matter what you do or whatever, there's showboating or whatever, it's just... Peek-a-boo.
00:14:06.000 He's just coming towards you.
00:14:07.000 He just walks like this.
00:14:08.000 I'm gonna come kill you now.
00:14:09.000 And it's just like watching a lion and a gazelle.
00:14:12.000 Like, you're dead.
00:14:14.000 Snake and a mouse.
00:14:14.000 You're dead.
00:14:15.000 It's got, like, a savant taste.
00:14:17.000 Like, he's not doing anything but being that thing.
00:14:21.000 He's perfect.
00:14:22.000 He's the perfect boxer.
00:14:24.000 Like there, he does it again.
00:14:25.000 I mean, fuck me.
00:14:27.000 Anyway, speaking of Purple Works Nutrition.
00:14:29.000 You know about the fire, right?
00:14:30.000 It's postponed.
00:14:31.000 I don't know if anybody was... Yeah, he's got an ulcer or something.
00:14:35.000 But wait, before we get to Purple Works, we have to finish discussing Ryan.
00:14:41.000 You almost fucking gave Charlie a concussion.
00:14:44.000 This is how you deal with newborns?
00:14:47.000 Why the fuck are you sitting on a scooter like that?
00:14:49.000 It was comfortable.
00:14:52.000 Never sit on anything but a chair with a baby, you fucking moron.
00:14:56.000 I've practiced this with Beard.
00:14:57.000 Look, he's fine.
00:14:59.000 He's crying.
00:15:00.000 He's crying because he's scared.
00:15:02.000 He's not crying because he's damaged.
00:15:04.000 Who lies on the back of a fucking scooter?
00:15:06.000 I was telling the truth.
00:15:07.000 On the back of a scooter, actually.
00:15:08.000 And then someone sent this in.
00:15:10.000 Apparently you were on stage with Pearl Jam?
00:15:14.000 Yeah.
00:15:15.000 The drummer likes you or something and you're sitting on his bass drum?
00:15:18.000 I'm not a big fan of the band, but honestly... I fucking hate Pearl Jam.
00:15:21.000 Yeah, I don't hate them.
00:15:22.000 Drummer!
00:15:24.000 What are you doing on his drum kit?
00:15:39.000 Like what?
00:15:40.000 Are you trying to sound like an old black guy or something?
00:15:42.000 Shit.
00:15:42.000 Oh where, oh where can my baby be?
00:15:45.000 I fucking hate that.
00:15:49.000 And every time I... Matty has a huge Pearl Jam tattoo on his leg and I can't even look at it.
00:15:55.000 Even the name, Pearl Jam, is that cum?
00:15:57.000 The fuck are you talking about, you fucking losers?
00:15:59.000 I heard that was a myth.
00:16:00.000 Pearl Jam meaning.
00:16:03.000 Matty tells me that's a myth.
00:16:05.000 It's not about cum.
00:16:05.000 Well it better be a myth if you got it tattooed on your leg.
00:16:07.000 You don't want jizz on your leg.
00:16:09.000 Came up with the name Pearl, and after that the band later settled on Pearl Jam after attending a Neil Young concert, which extended his songs into improvisations.
00:16:17.000 Oh, Pearl... Uh, Jams.
00:16:20.000 Yuck.
00:16:21.000 Actually, that's actually worse than comedy.
00:16:25.000 I remember my buddy Steve, he goes, okay, you're punk, right?
00:16:28.000 Yes.
00:16:29.000 I'm grunge.
00:16:31.000 I dress grunge.
00:16:32.000 I play in a grunge band.
00:16:33.000 I'm grunge.
00:16:35.000 I was like, that doesn't work, dude.
00:16:37.000 No one's grunge.
00:16:39.000 You can't be grunge.
00:16:40.000 Anyway, you can be on Purple Works Nutrition, which I'm on right now.
00:16:44.000 And it's, I would normally be in bed today after the drinking I did yesterday, but I filled up a cup.
00:16:54.000 I dragged myself to the kitchen put a little bit bigger than usual.
00:16:59.000 I still don't do a whole scoop, but I put it in and All of a sudden I was like a puppet and I was I had to go to the gym I had no choice.
00:17:08.000 I'm not gonna sit here with the tingles in my hands I Notice on the motorcycle too.
00:17:13.000 If someone almost hits you, you know when you get that boom
00:17:17.000 Uh, when you almost get in a car accident and your heart beats extra fast for a second, that makes the tingles almost hurt.
00:17:25.000 Get to the gym, fucking hitting the pads like Mike Tyson.
00:17:30.000 I was Mike Tyson.
00:17:31.000 He likes to, I think he likes to keep everything really close.
00:17:34.000 You know, so I'm just boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, pow, pow, pow.
00:17:38.000 And then Larry, black guys, for some reason, when you do pads with them, they like to hit you in the head.
00:17:43.000 Maybe he doesn't like me, I don't know.
00:17:45.000 But, he goes, bam, and then bam, to hit me in the head, and I just go, bish, bish, and then back to the pads, and he goes, and Larry Barnes, New York State Champion, goes, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
00:17:58.000 Woo!
00:17:59.000 Yeah, he was hoo, hoo, hooing Purple Works Nutrition.
00:18:04.000 Which, uh,
00:18:06.000 Which I take every day at the gym.
00:18:08.000 The coach, another coach, Ryan, said you don't look as fat as you usually do.
00:18:14.000 I take that as a compliment and again I blame Purple Works.
00:18:19.000 So it's not just there when you're at your best, it's there when you're at your worst.
00:18:25.000 Go to purpleworksnutrition.com, use the promo code GAVIN for 15% off.
00:18:32.000 It keeps me alive.
00:18:33.000 And I would have been hit with two pads today.
00:18:36.000 So it literally saved my ass.
00:18:39.000 It didn't just get me to the gym, it protected me while I was at the gym.
00:18:48.000 Okay, let's get back to the show.
00:18:52.000 Oh wait, we're not done with Ryan.
00:18:54.000 No.
00:18:56.000 You had some hate crime?
00:18:58.000 What is this that you did?
00:19:00.000 You hate black people?
00:19:01.000 That's what they say, but it could have been a person.
00:19:03.000 This could destroy our company.
00:19:05.000 I don't want you going on beating up people of color.
00:19:08.000 It was a coincidence.
00:19:14.000 I was obviously attacked first.
00:19:21.000 Beautiful.
00:19:22.000 What a great ass kicking that is.
00:19:24.000 Thank you.
00:19:25.000 You get him to the ground and you just kick him in the head, boom, done.
00:19:29.000 Don't even have to punch him.
00:19:32.000 This is a very diverse video.
00:19:34.000 That, yeah, that last one, don't do that.
00:19:37.000 You can kill someone.
00:19:38.000 My bad.
00:19:38.000 Double concussions?
00:19:40.000 I just get really excited.
00:19:42.000 Why?
00:19:42.000 Because I honestly did not expect it to be that easy.
00:19:47.000 Well, you did have some luck.
00:19:48.000 The luck was that you got him to the ground.
00:19:50.000 You know what it is?
00:19:51.000 It's like if you take Purple Works and you do like 10 push-ups, then you're like, all right, you have to stop working out now.
00:19:56.000 It's like, I can't.
00:19:59.000 I'm going to have to throw a kick in there or something.
00:20:01.000 I'm still roaring.
00:20:05.000 I have never seen someone talk like a fag and have their shit be more retarded than this guy.
00:20:11.000 And it actually made, it gave me homophobic thoughts looking at this guy's Instagram page.
00:20:16.000 Like I literally said out loud to myself, are fags retarded?
00:20:22.000 I'd never thought of it before.
00:20:25.000 They've changed.
00:20:25.000 When I was a kid, gays were kind of cool.
00:20:28.000 Like Ryan McGinley, Jeremy Scott, Benjamin Cho,
00:20:33.000 The early-aught New York gays were cool guys.
00:20:36.000 You almost wanted to become a gay.
00:20:38.000 And then I see these guys and I go, does getting fucked in the ass, like, kill your brain cells?
00:20:44.000 Well, they're sexually retarded.
00:20:46.000 That's for sure.
00:20:48.000 Look at how, what garbage this guy is.
00:20:50.000 Click on the first video.
00:20:53.000 Breaking news!
00:20:54.000 So it's come out that JLo is rushing to get back to the studio after her cancelled greatest hit, Missing Teeth.
00:21:05.000 JLo failed project after failed project.
00:21:08.000 I'm just being blunt here.
00:21:10.000 I'm neutral about the whole thing.
00:21:12.000 Re-release after re-release remix and rushed release after rushed release.
00:21:17.000 Now she's rushing to get back into the studio, but what's she gonna record?
00:21:21.000 Girl, she needs to do exactly what she did with Ja Rule.
00:21:25.000 That whole style or whatever.
00:21:30.000 Do something like that.
00:21:31.000 This generation's riding a different wave.
00:21:33.000 This guy's just a piece of human garbage.
00:21:36.000 I don't think it's even illegal to kill him.
00:21:40.000 You could just say it's part of my religion.
00:21:42.000 Like when they catch Hasids, you know, butchering chickens in some sort of Hasidic Jewish ritual.
00:21:48.000 Or they have those halal killings where they like slit a goat's throat and the police don't get involved.
00:21:55.000 Maybe you can kill someone that's useless.
00:21:58.000 Just kidding!
00:21:59.000 Okay, what's he saying now?
00:22:03.000 This is like Keith from Righteous Gemstones.
00:22:12.000 It's a level of garbage that I'm not familiar with.
00:22:21.000 No, that guy's talented.
00:22:27.000 Actually, that's pretty good.
00:22:29.000 But when he speaks, it's kind of like this.
00:22:31.000 Okay, go to the next one.
00:22:32.000 Whoa!
00:22:35.000 I mean, some people just should have not been born.
00:22:39.000 What are these comments?
00:22:42.000 What are they saying?
00:22:43.000 A heart, a hands up emoji, and another three emojis.
00:22:48.000 Okay, that's weird.
00:22:50.000 Anyway, I don't know why I included that.
00:22:52.000 That's the shittiest person I've ever seen in my life.
00:22:56.000 And he's obsessed with J-Lo.
00:22:59.000 Oh, look at this video.
00:23:03.000 Everybody has the term industry plant wrong.
00:23:05.000 Y'all are just kind of throwing it out there with no kind of context or anything.
00:23:08.000 Jennifer Lopez is an actual... Speaking of homosexuals, I'm convinced that Johnny Rotten is gay, and I believe that he has sex with his bodyguard Rambo, who he goes everywhere with, and it's his age, so not much of a bodyguard.
00:23:22.000 Hi, this is my 69-year-old bodyguard that I 69 on a regular basis.
00:23:27.000 It's just a guess, just a theory, but Rambo is passed on.
00:23:32.000 So John Lydon's wife's dead and his lover is dead.
00:23:36.000 So his penis is hanging up its hat.
00:23:40.000 He's retiring his penis.
00:23:42.000 But he's still making music.
00:23:44.000 And I love Johnny Rotten.
00:23:45.000 I love John Lydon.
00:23:46.000 I think he's a huge asset to the world.
00:23:48.000 He is punk.
00:23:50.000 Like, he invented a type of singing where you don't want to be there and you hate your own song.
00:23:56.000 And that was the blueprint of punk right up until the 90s when California ruined it by trying to sing well with Green Day and Blink-182 and, uh, you gotta keep them separated.
00:24:08.000 Offspring?
00:24:09.000 Offspring.
00:24:09.000 Like, they ruined punk by sounding like they wanted to be there.
00:24:12.000 That's not the blueprint, dude.
00:24:14.000 You violated the Constitution.
00:24:15.000 So I love him, but I think he's gay.
00:24:18.000 And he just put out a song with Pill.
00:24:20.000 That is the biggest piece of shit I've ever heard.
00:24:25.000 It's worse than Indian metal.
00:24:26.000 It sounds like there was a band at a wedding, and we all got drunk, and everyone left, and at four in the morning, we're on the equipment.
00:24:35.000 Hey, hey, hey.
00:24:37.000 Listen to how shitty this song is.
00:24:39.000 And Pill are great.
00:24:41.000 Not a Love Song is a great jam.
00:24:45.000 Okay.
00:24:46.000 Starting on okay.
00:24:47.000 Sounds like Jukebox Hero or something.
00:24:50.000 Fuck you.
00:24:53.000 It's like a parody of Pilf.
00:24:55.000 Fuck off.
00:24:56.000 Fuck sex.
00:25:01.000 It's bollocks.
00:25:03.000 Sex is bollocks?
00:25:05.000 Oh, sex is bollocks.
00:25:08.000 Well, it's easy for you to say.
00:25:09.000 All your lovers are dead.
00:25:11.000 Who's that?
00:25:12.000 Is that supposed to be Rambo?
00:25:13.000 On the left?
00:25:14.000 Oh, yeah.
00:25:15.000 He doesn't have instruments?
00:25:16.000 Yeah, that must be.
00:25:17.000 It's bollocks.
00:25:30.000 This is the whole song.
00:25:32.000 It's like a song you would do for soundcheck.
00:25:36.000 Test, test, check, check, check, check.
00:25:39.000 Sex is bollocks.
00:25:41.000 We all need more.
00:25:42.000 Fuck off.
00:25:43.000 Big tits are bollocks.
00:26:00.000 He's a really terrible graphic artist, too.
00:26:03.000 And he insists on selling his paintings and doing a lot of album covers, and they're so bad.
00:26:09.000 Speaking of which, I'm very excited about our new shirts.
00:26:11.000 Do you have that?
00:26:14.000 Um...
00:26:16.000 MAGA extremist shirts were selling on the site.
00:26:19.000 I hope they're up by the time you see this.
00:26:22.000 I stole the adolescence logo and so it has a second meaning because the adolescents hate Trump.
00:26:33.000 And this is our favorite kind of tormenting.
00:26:37.000 Not yet.
00:26:37.000 Not yet.
00:26:38.000 But show the shirts.
00:26:39.000 They'll be up pretty soon.
00:26:42.000 That's kind of a thing we do.
00:26:44.000 Like, we like a band to punish them.
00:26:47.000 Like that Glaswegian punk band Soapbox.
00:26:51.000 You went all over their social media and said, hey, Gavin McKinnon sent me.
00:26:53.000 Be nice.
00:26:56.000 So the adolescents, that's their logo.
00:26:57.000 So they're gonna be mad about that.
00:26:59.000 And that's what we do.
00:27:00.000 In fact, go back to Mudrat.
00:27:03.000 You should go on to Mudrat's social media and be like, hey man, proud of your boy.
00:27:07.000 Hey man, the bird which is the bald eagle.
00:27:08.000 Please do that.
00:27:09.000 Let's drive him insane.
00:27:10.000 Hey, Gavin McKinnon sent me really good music, man.
00:27:13.000 I love it.
00:27:15.000 I love that we can drive someone insane by liking them.
00:27:23.000 What a cool weapon to have in your arsenal.
00:27:28.000 Uh,
00:27:30.000 Bird flu is coming.
00:27:31.000 Have you heard these rumors of bird flu?
00:27:34.000 I guess you can change my background to COVID.
00:27:37.000 Oh, well, it's been a while.
00:27:40.000 Yeah, we haven't done... They obviously have to bring something back for the election.
00:27:44.000 That's Biden's only hope is mail-in ballots and rigging.
00:27:47.000 The timing is amazing.
00:27:48.000 Because he's fucked otherwise.
00:27:52.000 Everyone, everyone on the left hates him.
00:27:54.000 This guy's a great troll.
00:27:55.000 Very funny dude.
00:27:57.000 People constantly take him seriously.
00:28:00.000 The next pandemic is here.
00:28:03.000 The Bullock's rocking out.
00:28:05.000 of bird flu and we need an immediate global lockdown until 2026 in order to contain this deadly virus.
00:28:13.000 Now today a man in Mexico lost his life to bird flu and I don't want any more people to lose their lives to this virus and so unfortunately we will have to go back inside.
00:28:24.000 We will need to lock down, we will need PPE, we will need masks, we will need to keep our distance from each other.
00:28:30.000 And most importantly, we're going to have to come up with a new vaccine for bird flu.
00:28:36.000 And yes, if you're not prepared to take that vaccine, then you should face the consequences.
00:28:40.000 Because this time, we've learnt our lessons.
00:28:43.000 We've learnt our lessons from COVID, and we cannot allow that kind of destruction and disobedience.
00:28:49.000 I'm getting scared about all this vaccine talk.
00:28:52.000 I think it's become pretty mainstream.
00:28:55.000 To accept that the vaccine is not what they told us.
00:28:57.000 That's, come on, that's, that's, I would consider that moderate, even liberal.
00:29:02.000 Right?
00:29:03.000 We here on the right think the vaccine is evil and it kills people and leads to blood clots, but I'm more interested in the mainstream because those are the guys who define the culture and the future in many ways.
00:29:17.000 And I think it's become mainstream to be dubious of the vaccine, right?
00:29:21.000 Like this bird flu thing's not going to take, right?
00:29:26.000 Right?
00:29:27.000 It's different.
00:29:28.000 It's not COVID.
00:29:29.000 That was then.
00:29:30.000 This is now.
00:29:31.000 I was I was reminded of the don't do your own research thing.
00:29:38.000 Like, how the fuck did that become a thing?
00:29:41.000 Check out two seven.
00:29:42.000 There's a whole montage of them.
00:29:45.000 We were told not to do our own research.
00:29:48.000 And that was like, a trend.
00:29:54.000 Do any of your own research!
00:29:55.000 Doing your own research is associated with conspiracy theory circles.
00:29:59.000 This go-it-alone approach to doing your own research can have serious consequences.
00:30:03.000 You should get prison time for even questioning the vaccines.
00:30:06.000 Can we all stop saying, I need to do my own research?
00:30:09.000 That phrase, do your own research, four words, four little words that are hurting America.
00:30:14.000 Doing your own research hurts America!
00:30:17.000 Everybody has a supercomputer in their hand that empowers them to do their own research and that's the problem.
00:30:22.000 You must not do your own research!
00:30:24.000 I need to do my own research.
00:30:25.000 I don't understand what that means.
00:30:27.000 I'm doing my own research.
00:30:29.000 You can't do your own research unless you're a scientist.
00:30:32.000 Don't do your own research.
00:30:34.000 Maybe you've told yourself you're playing it safe.
00:30:36.000 You just want to wait and see since this is a new vaccine.
00:30:39.000 No.
00:30:39.000 Grow the f*** up and get the vaccine.
00:30:46.000 What an incredible time.
00:30:49.000 So don't fall for it, obviously.
00:30:50.000 I noticed Brian Stelter, when he showed his phone, it was a sunset.
00:30:55.000 Why aren't your kids your screensaver?
00:30:57.000 What's your screensaver?
00:30:58.000 You know, I don't actually use my kids as my screensaver because if I see pictures of them, I miss them.
00:31:05.000 And it distracts me from doing my work.
00:31:07.000 And so I tell my wife not to send me any pictures when I'm at work, but sometimes she does.
00:31:13.000 And then it makes me want to hold them and kiss them.
00:31:15.000 My wife sent me a picture of my 11-year-old today.
00:31:17.000 He is so gorgeous, he looks like a circus freak.
00:31:22.000 Like he looks like a weird male model, genie, like who's the new Dalai Lama or something.
00:31:28.000 It's absurd.
00:31:30.000 Except sort of messianic figure.
00:31:31.000 So what's your screensaver?
00:31:33.000 It's Mother Mary holding baby Jesus.
00:31:35.000 So I do have babies on my screen.
00:31:37.000 It happens to be a violent scene.
00:31:39.000 No.
00:31:39.000 For the record, you do not have your dog on your screensaver.
00:31:42.000 It has to be your kids.
00:31:44.000 Dog?
00:31:45.000 Preferably the whole family.
00:31:46.000 I said lord.
00:31:48.000 Uh, let's- that brings us to the competence crisis.
00:31:50.000 Let's jump over to that.
00:31:51.000 Oh man, I was showing you the- oh.
00:31:55.000 It's nice.
00:31:56.000 Well I can't show mine, I can't show my kids.
00:31:58.000 True that.
00:32:00.000 Uh, competency crisis in the actual, uh, good one.
00:32:05.000 How incompetent can you be?
00:32:07.000 That isn't different.
00:32:13.000 Some guy sent me, a fireman actually, sent me a
00:32:31.000 A video of a machine that pumps out, what's it called now?
00:32:39.000 Here, I'm going to send it to you.
00:32:41.000 Copy and then paste.
00:32:44.000 Did you say pasta?
00:32:46.000 To Ryan, I'll just do Ryan and the boys.
00:32:55.000 And I'll type ignore to the boys.
00:32:59.000 And it's this pump.
00:33:02.000 100-year-old motor powers on.
00:33:06.000 This 750 HP motor pump pumps 135,000 gallons per minute of stormwater, preventing Memphis from flooding.
00:33:15.000 I don't see us making that again.
00:33:17.000 A pump that's gonna last for 100 years?
00:33:25.000 Even the caption, 100 year old.
00:33:28.000 So you're supposed to have a dash between 100 and year and old.
00:33:33.000 That's how you write.
00:33:34.000 And you don't capitalize year old motor powers on.
00:33:38.000 So we can't even describe what we're seeing correctly.
00:33:45.000 Gallons per minute of stormwater.
00:33:47.000 And the comma's wrong after stormwater.
00:33:49.000 We're two years away from that write-up saying, big spinny thing go vroom.
00:33:54.000 Yeah.
00:33:55.000 Presume we'll just be talking in patois.
00:34:00.000 But there's this one story that's been going around all week, and it's so meta because the story reporting and the events within the story is incompetent.
00:34:13.000 So, here, go to 3-0.
00:34:15.000 Show the original first.
00:34:17.000 I think everyone's seen this, right?
00:34:19.000 The guy?
00:34:19.000 Oh, yeah.
00:34:22.000 Right?
00:34:22.000 Have you seen this?
00:34:22.000 Yeah.
00:34:23.000 Yeah.
00:34:24.000 Mr. Hello?
00:34:25.000 Are you driving?
00:34:28.000 Actually, I'm pulling into my doctor's office, actually.
00:34:33.000 So, just give me one second.
00:34:35.000 I'm parking right now.
00:34:43.000 Why did you go driving when you have a court date?
00:34:45.000 Are you stationary?
00:34:51.000 I'm pulling in right now at this second.
00:34:54.000 Yes, I am.
00:34:57.000 All right.
00:34:57.000 What are we doing?
00:34:59.000 Your Honor, we are respectfully requesting an adjournment in this matter up possibly to the four weeks that the court would allow.
00:35:05.000 They're always adjourning things, aren't they?
00:35:11.000 Okay, so maybe I don't understand something.
00:35:16.000 This is a driver with a license suspended?
00:35:18.000 That is correct, your honor.
00:35:20.000 And he was just driving, and he didn't have a license.
00:35:28.000 That's a 65 IQ.
00:35:31.000 Maybe 70?
00:35:32.000 That's what the charge is, your honor, yes.
00:35:37.000 No, I'm looking at his record.
00:35:39.000 He doesn't have a license.
00:35:41.000 He's suspended and he's just driving.
00:35:44.000 That is correct, Your Honor.
00:35:51.000 Oh.
00:35:53.000 What's going through?
00:35:54.000 Like, if you could see into his brain right now, what would you see?
00:35:57.000 Just birds flying around?
00:35:59.000 No, birds are a little complex.
00:36:02.000 Just humbleweeds?
00:36:05.000 Nothing.
00:36:06.000 You know, like those old screensavers of stars?
00:36:08.000 What if he has no brain at all and this is just a miracle that he's alive?
00:36:13.000 He's defying biology.
00:36:16.000 Hello?
00:36:17.000 One minute, Mr. Harris.
00:36:17.000 He's now greeting the people.
00:36:19.000 There's layers and layers to this.
00:36:21.000 Note how incompetent everyone is.
00:36:23.000 Like, there's silence.
00:36:26.000 Big, huge chunks of silence.
00:36:30.000 This is what's... That's in his head right now.
00:36:47.000 I don't even know why he would do that.
00:36:49.000 So, defendant's bond is revoked in this matter.
00:36:52.000 Defendant needs to turn himself in to the Washtenaw County Jail by 6pm today.
00:36:57.000 Failure to turn himself in will result in a bench warrant with no bond.
00:37:04.000 Yeah.
00:37:05.000 So, it gets better.
00:37:07.000 First of all, that whole process took way too long.
00:37:10.000 And our justice system is terrible.
00:37:13.000 We're seeing that with Trump, who's 34 counts.
00:37:17.000 No one knows what the counts are.
00:37:18.000 No one knows what the crime is.
00:37:20.000 Election interference.
00:37:21.000 They're still trying to blame him for J6 and arrest him for that.
00:37:24.000 He's a fucking felon right now.
00:37:26.000 He can't buy a guy and he can't vote.
00:37:28.000 So, we already knew the justice system was fucked way back when Max and John were arrested for
00:37:34.000 A 17 second fight that had no victims.
00:37:38.000 But the story is a suspended license, right?
00:37:43.000 And he's driving a suspended license.
00:37:44.000 Then they go, oh wait, no, that's wrong.
00:37:48.000 Are you talking on the phone?
00:37:50.000 Nick Oakes.
00:37:50.000 I told him to call me back later.
00:37:51.000 I haven't heard from him in a long time, so I just want to make sure.
00:37:56.000 So now go to 2-9.
00:37:57.000 It turns out the court was wrong.
00:38:01.000 He doesn't have a suspended license.
00:38:03.000 He's never had a fucking license.
00:38:05.000 Ever.
00:38:06.000 Anywhere.
00:38:08.000 So everyone is retarded in this story.
00:38:10.000 Everyone.
00:38:11.000 The judge, the clerks, the lawyers, this buffoon.
00:38:17.000 Stop!
00:38:19.000 What the fuck are you wearing?
00:38:27.000 This is a thing with old black people where they want to think outside the box.
00:38:31.000 It's kind of like why they choose Islam because they think Christianity is too white and they're not a bitch.
00:38:37.000 I ain't your bitch.
00:38:38.000 I'm worshiping no white Jesus.
00:38:40.000 So they chose a retarded version of Muslims, uh, Islam called the Nation of Islam, which involves a outer space scientist named Yacoub who created white people in a lab just to torment black people.
00:38:53.000 So an even shittier religion than Islam.
00:38:56.000 They made it worse somehow.
00:38:58.000 And then they also don't like collars and lapels and stuff because that's the white man's suit.
00:39:04.000 So they'll go to Africa and get these collarless shirts that look like T-shirts.
00:39:09.000 That looks terrible.
00:39:11.000 You're a judge and you have some Formula One Mugabe jersey on.
00:39:16.000 Like what the fuck are you wearing, dude?
00:39:19.000 What's the matter with it?
00:39:20.000 If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
00:39:21.000 Anyway, go ahead.
00:39:24.000 He has never had a Michigan license.
00:39:27.000 Ever.
00:39:28.000 And has never had a license in the other 49 states and commonwealths that form up this great union.
00:39:34.000 He has never had a license.
00:39:36.000 But how do we go forward?
00:39:38.000 And that's why I'm here.
00:39:39.000 Look at this.
00:39:42.000 It's got shit cramps.
00:39:44.000 Claire, part of the reason I'm also doing this is
00:39:51.000 I can't hear it.
00:39:52.000 You hear people giggling.
00:39:55.000 Dude, this is a crisis.
00:39:56.000 Nothing works.
00:40:22.000 Starting today, I am officially never making fun of Africa ever again.
00:40:27.000 We are not better than the turd world.
00:40:29.000 We are just as useless as fucking Bangladesh.
00:40:35.000 And our president is the worst politician in world history.
00:40:43.000 I mean, there wasn't their little Lord Fauntleroy.
00:40:46.000 He was like, he was 12.
00:40:49.000 And then there was some Roman emperor, I think, who made his Ministry of Foreign Affairs a horse.
00:40:56.000 So maybe those guys could hold a candle to Joe.
00:40:59.000 But no one you've ever heard of.
00:41:03.000 You've never seen a president like this.
00:41:04.000 Let's check in on my pet Biden.
00:41:13.000 Biden!
00:41:14.000 A monster of a president!
00:41:16.000 He's big and blue and sleepy!
00:41:18.000 But a friendly monster too!
00:41:21.000 My pet Biden!
00:41:22.000 Wait, what?
00:41:23.000 That doesn't rhyme.
00:41:27.000 We just had the anniversary of D-Day, one of the most unimaginably horrific days in any war.
00:41:39.000 I have trouble watching it on Saving Private Ryan.
00:41:42.000 I would imagine being present that day would be far worse than seeing it in a movie.
00:41:48.000 But even, show that scene man!
00:41:51.000 I saw some interview with a guy who's like 101.
00:41:53.000 This was 80 years ago.
00:41:54.000 Joe Biden was one.
00:41:57.000 We weren't born.
00:41:58.000 But there are some guys who are like 107, 93, I think, and they were there.
00:42:04.000 They just talk about, you look over and you see some guy, he's just sitting up and he's looking at you and he's holding his guts.
00:42:10.000 His guts are falling out.
00:42:12.000 You hear people screaming for their mommy and daddy.
00:42:17.000 You hear people going, why the fuck am I here?
00:42:20.000 Like delirious.
00:42:24.000 They're in a dream.
00:42:25.000 It's a nightmare.
00:42:27.000 I think, uh, what?
00:42:31.000 4,000 died that day.
00:42:32.000 About half of them were Americans.
00:42:35.000 What are we doing over there?
00:42:36.000 Fucking Europe.
00:42:38.000 Let Hitler and Stalin have their little fight.
00:42:40.000 They can kill each other.
00:42:42.000 We don't need to lose 9-11 levels of people.
00:42:45.000 So, it's a very important day.
00:42:47.000 It's the same death toll as 9-11.
00:42:50.000 And, uh... No one even, like, jokes about it.
00:42:55.000 Well, I did a joke about it, actually, on Twitter, but... It's a very... It's as sacred as it gets, right?
00:43:01.000 There's, like, 1776.
00:43:02.000 You know, there's the Civil War.
00:43:05.000 That was 620,000.
00:43:06.000 There's sort of, like, five things.
00:43:09.000 The American Revolution, the Civil War, D-Day, 9-11, uh...
00:43:16.000 There's five doozies, and this is one of them.
00:43:20.000 And Joe Biden treated it like Drag Queen Story Hour.
00:43:25.000 He couldn't have given less of a shit about it.
00:43:28.000 And I don't know if that was malicious or just retarded.
00:43:32.000 Jump ahead.
00:43:34.000 The bullet scenes.
00:43:46.000 So, like, worse than a horror movie.
00:43:49.000 I would rather face Satan.
00:43:55.000 Just all your friends getting slaughtered right next to you.
00:44:01.000 Thousands and thousands.
00:44:03.000 4,000 Allied troops.
00:44:05.000 2,500 Americans.
00:44:05.000 500 less than 9-11.
00:44:12.000 And they compared January 6th to 9-11.
00:44:14.000 Fuck you.
00:44:16.000 That's not in the top five.
00:44:17.000 But let's check in on Joe.
00:44:19.000 So, it's something that's near and dear to everyone's heart, especially at 80th anniversary.
00:44:24.000 That's a big one.
00:44:26.000 You only get those every 10 years.
00:44:28.000 A big round number like 80.
00:44:29.000 Next biggie will be 90, then 100.
00:44:31.000 And check out Genius here.
00:44:36.000 I'm just gonna turn around.
00:44:42.000 And then Macron's wife is like, is there a flag behind us?
00:44:47.000 Should I?
00:44:47.000 And now they don't want to make him look bad.
00:44:50.000 So they go, I guess I'll turn around?
00:44:58.000 And then he goes to sit down right after he gets there.
00:45:02.000 Now, a lot of people add farts to Biden videos, and they're almost never true.
00:45:08.000 But you don't have to add farts to this clip.
00:45:11.000 He gets there.
00:45:13.000 What the fuck is this again?
00:45:14.000 This is the guy who looks at his watch at memorials.
00:45:18.000 Dude, and he lies about his own family's involvement in wars.
00:45:22.000 Beau Biden died of a brain tumor.
00:45:25.000 People that were in that particular war, I think it was Iraq, they actually, for whatever reason, are less likely to have brain tumors than the average citizen.
00:45:35.000 But he claims he was exposed to some tar pits down there and it gave him a brain tumor.
00:45:39.000 No, we looked into it and less.
00:45:43.000 Per capita, Iraq vets have brain tumors than people walking down the street, so no.
00:45:50.000 And then he says his uncle was eaten by cannibals?
00:45:55.000 Is this when he goes to sit down, like, immediately?
00:46:01.000 Alright, I'm done.
00:46:03.000 Let's see the- And Jill's like, no, no, no, uh- Can I fucking sit down yet?
00:46:07.000 Jesus.
00:46:07.000 So boring.
00:46:09.000 What's the big deal anyway?
00:46:10.000 And then, he just leaves.
00:46:23.000 He just gets up and leaves.
00:46:25.000 So Macron is like, I don't, it's... This day is very sacred to the French, too.
00:46:29.000 They fuckin', there's American flags all over Normandy.
00:46:31.000 They love, when American tourists come, they totally kiss their ass.
00:46:35.000 So the French are very thankful about this day.
00:46:38.000 And very respectful.
00:46:40.000 I'm gone, I'm outta here.
00:46:46.000 So then, Macron has to run over and shake hands.
00:46:48.000 Because Biden's like, fuck this, I'm gone.
00:46:54.000 What do they call those families when your son dies in war?
00:46:56.000 I thought it was Gold Star Families, but I'm not sure.
00:46:59.000 According to him, he's a Gold Star Family member.
00:47:02.000 And he's like, fuck this, I gotta go.
00:47:05.000 Probably shit his pants.
00:47:06.000 Gold Star Survivors.
00:47:08.000 Here's Jill talking about wiping his ass and how much she hates it.
00:47:11.000 It's really annoying her.
00:47:17.000 Always shits his diaper before dinner.
00:47:19.000 Always.
00:47:20.000 I'm getting tired of wiping his ass.
00:47:22.000 Joe does a number two and it goes up his back and gets everywhere and then runs down his leg.
00:47:29.000 I was the babysitter when Joe met me.
00:47:32.000 But I didn't think I'd be his babysitter at this point in my life.
00:47:35.000 I knew Joe would be a shitty president.
00:47:37.000 Just not this shitty.
00:47:39.000 Joe always shits his diaper before dinner.
00:47:42.000 Always.
00:47:42.000 There you go.
00:47:43.000 I'm getting tired of wiping his ass.
00:47:45.000 Joe does a number two and it goes up his back.
00:47:47.000 Pretty good imitation of Biden here.
00:47:50.000 You know this guy, right?
00:47:51.000 He's your competition for the Trump shit.
00:47:54.000 I suppose.
00:47:56.000 Oh, this is my buddy.
00:47:57.000 This is Jason Scoop.
00:47:59.000 Your buddy?
00:48:00.000 What do you mean your buddy?
00:48:00.000 We literally talk to each other often.
00:48:03.000 We just texted yesterday.
00:48:05.000 I've known him for years.
00:48:07.000 Compound Media guy.
00:48:08.000 He's the guy with the Trump tattoo, right?
00:48:10.000 Yes, and the Kanye West tattoo.
00:48:11.000 Americans!
00:48:14.000 I'm Joe President, Biden of the United States of America.
00:48:18.000 Look!
00:48:24.000 Today, jury of New York City, jury of your peers, jury of queer, jury of your, jury of, matter of, matter of, look, former, former, former, former, former, former, former, former President Trump, convict found on the 34th, 34th, 90th counts.
00:48:50.000 He's got the walk-down, too.
00:49:17.000 It's hard to do.
00:49:18.000 Yes.
00:49:20.000 He shits himself.
00:49:21.000 Yeah, the best way to do Biden's walk is to just shit your pants.
00:49:25.000 He's got a good show.
00:49:28.000 The Donald J. Trump podcast, yeah.
00:49:30.000 I've been Mexican Trump on there.
00:49:31.000 DeSantos.
00:49:33.000 I did it all and I did it on a level.
00:49:35.000 I did it on a level.
00:49:38.000 Burned by Biden in a shock testimony, Hallie says Hunter hooked her on crack.
00:49:44.000 This fucking scumbag fucked his brother's widow right after he died and then they did crack.
00:49:51.000 They're throwing Hunter to the wolves so they can justify throwing Trump to the wolves and they can pretend to be balanced.
00:49:59.000 Thing is, Hunter's guilty.
00:50:01.000 Joe is guilty.
00:50:02.000 Trump is not.
00:50:05.000 That's a mistake I think a lot of righties make.
00:50:07.000 They go, we don't put our political opponents in prison.
00:50:11.000 Yeah, we do.
00:50:12.000 We want Hillary in prison.
00:50:14.000 The thing is, they're guilty, we're not.
00:50:17.000 Sounds one-sided, doesn't it?
00:50:19.000 It is.
00:50:21.000 They're racist, we're not.
00:50:24.000 They're destroying the country, we're not.
00:50:26.000 They riot, we don't.
00:50:28.000 We meandered, and you threw us in jail for decades.
00:50:33.000 Okay, let's get behind the paywall.
00:50:35.000 But before we go, Anita Fashions, I'm actually not wearing a Anita Fashions suit right now.
00:50:41.000 This is not Anita Fashions, but this shirt is.
00:50:44.000 And if you look at my pinned tweet on Twitter, we're doing a meet and greet in New Jersey, June 15th and I think June 27th.
00:50:52.000 New York, Jersey, you can contact them.
00:50:54.000 200 bucks, you get a shirt.
00:50:56.000 Now, we don't have a big bucket of shirts.
00:50:58.000 You get fitted, your whole body.
00:51:01.000 And then they make you a shirt to your specifications.
00:51:04.000 I got kind of a Tucker Carlson collar on this shirt.
00:51:07.000 But you can have whatever you want.
00:51:08.000 Button down that shows buttons or doesn't show buttons.
00:51:11.000 Thin, thick.
00:51:13.000 Any quality.
00:51:16.000 And then, now they have your measurements.
00:51:18.000 So you could get a suit if you want.
00:51:21.000 So we're doing that in New York City, New Jersey.
00:51:23.000 You also get a little bald eagle pin so you can get into events forever.
00:51:26.000 So it ends up being a pretty good deal for 200 bucks.
00:51:29.000 You make it back in a matter of shows.
00:51:33.000 But let's show their tour, because they're not just doing New York and New Jersey.
00:51:37.000 They're also in... So go to AnitaFashions.com, you see they're in Atlanta, they're in D.C., they're in Charlotte, North Carolina, couple hours from Anthony Cumia's house, and then obviously New York and New Jersey.
00:51:55.000 Alright, Ryan, why don't you... I don't know how we end this.
00:51:59.000 I guess we'll go, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.