Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 14, 2024


S6E02 - BYE! BYE! ROMAN EMPIRE

Topics
Purple Works Nutrition product manager at IBM gay culture gay cuisine
Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Gay Alex Jones John Harrison Smith Tim Pool Tucker Matty Ryan Charlie Kirk Purple Works Tricaster Crocs Jimmy Somerville Tommy Robinson Norm Macdonald Ricky Gervais Bronson Beat Oscar Wilde Daily Wire Proud Boy La Femme and 15 more
S5E99 - YOUR HOBBIES ARE STUPID (FREE PART) S6E4 - IN DEFENSE OF MEDIOCRITY (FREE PART)

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Length

43 minutes

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6,892

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861

Harmful content

Misogyny

27

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Toxicity

206

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Hate speech

63

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Alex Jones is in court awaiting sentencing, and we're here to talk about it. We also talk about a song about a yeast infection and Alex's love of La Femme. And we talk about Alex's new music project, Mikos, and why he's not listening to it right now. Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes is on all of the social medias, if you search for it, you'll find us. Get off my lawn if you like the show, and don't forget to like and subscribe to the rest of the shows on your favourite streaming platform so you don't miss out on the next episode! It's free, and it's in front of a paywall, but it's all free on Fridays. This is the Friday show you've all been waiting for. Enjoy, and come back for the next Friday show! P.S. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and we'll give you 5 stars and a review! It'll help spread the word to the world. Thank you! -Gavin x -The F.I.R.E.A.K.Y.P. Team -Krispy Kabbalah -Tune in next Friday for a new episode of the podcast! Subscribe, Like, Share, and Retweet! If you haven't already subscribed to the podcast, tell a friend about what you're listening to this podcast and what you think of it! and/or are looking for a chance to win a chance at a discount or something like that's coming in the next one? Subscribe to our new ad-free version of this week's episode, we'll be giving you a shoutout on the pod? Subscribe and review it out on your favorite streaming platform, and tell me what's in your favourite podcatcher, and I'll send it out to your friends about what they're listening and what's the best thing you've been listening to you'll be getting on the best place you've listened to this week! or what's your favourite thing you're doing this week and what s your favourite podcasting app is doing next week and who's getting the most of it's the most amazing thing? XOXO, and much more! Love ya, Gavin x -Podcasts

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00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:57.000 This is the FM, the song is called Mikos.
00:01:06.000 Welcome to Get Off My Lawn, Esti, and come back for the free Friday Shows!
00:01:20.000 What's in front of again? 1.00
00:01:21.000 Fuck, I forgot. 0.99
00:01:23.000 I was gonna say it's not in front of a paywall, but it is in front of a paywall. 0.99
00:01:26.000 This is all free on Fridays.
00:01:28.000 And we're having an ad thing go down where people are fucking sick of the ads.
00:01:34.000 And then I start losing, I might lose subs.
00:01:36.000 I haven't lost any subs, so I could lose subs.
00:01:37.000 So they become quite expensive.
00:01:39.000 So now I'm just charging like thousands.
00:01:43.000 I'll hold on to PurpleWorks.
00:01:44.000 We'll say it's still sponsored by PurpleWorks Nutrition.
00:01:47.000 Oh, I brought the other thing home, which I'm on right now.
00:01:49.000 I'm on that drug, man.
00:01:52.000 Got a lot done at the gym today, thanks to PurpleWorks Nutrition.
00:01:55.000 Let's pull that up, right out of the gate. 0.99
00:01:57.000 Why the fuck not? 0.99
00:01:58.000 It's a wonderful pre-workout little powder you put in your water, and you rape yourself into going to the gym. 1.00
00:02:05.000 You get these tingles in your hands, or if you don't go to the gym, you are prickly.
00:02:11.000 For I don't know how long, I've never tried it.
00:02:14.000 We should try that, just sit down.
00:02:16.000 Lower third, Rye Guy.
00:02:17.000 Oh, it's coming.
00:02:18.000 Okay.
00:02:20.000 Promo code Gavin, 15% off, Purple Works Nutrition.
00:02:23.000 They sponsor this show.
00:02:24.000 We appreciate them very much.
00:02:25.000 Anyway, back to La Femme. 1.00
00:02:26.000 They're from the south of France, but not Nice and the Mediterranean side.
00:02:31.000 They're on the Atlantic side by Spain, sort of near where
00:02:36.000 I visited Tommy Robinson on the Lam in this weird British colony of Spain that's got all chip shops and pubs and drunk hooligans. 0.85
00:02:43.000 You can imagine what a celebrity he is.
00:02:45.000 I'm going to be... He is there.
00:02:46.000 I'm going to be meeting up with him shortly.
00:02:49.000 I've got a project in the works.
00:02:52.000 But yeah, that song's called Mikos.
00:02:54.000 It's about a yeast infection.
00:02:56.000 J'ai un mikos.
00:02:57.000 The mikos is a yeast infection. 1.00
00:03:01.000 Voilà qui s'est réveillé.
00:03:02.000 J'en ai marre.
00:03:04.000 I'm fed up.
00:03:06.000 Oh, the she is the yeast infection. 0.99
00:03:09.000 Ça fait déjà un moment qu'elle est ta.
00:03:12.000 She's been here for a while now.
00:03:14.000 Go away.
00:03:15.000 Va-t'en, prie, m'écoche.
00:03:18.000 J'ai peur.
00:03:19.000 Ça me démange.
00:03:20.000 It's funny reading France French, because it's like, Ça me démange.
00:03:25.000 Ça me brûle.
00:03:26.000 Ça fait mal.
00:03:27.000 It's brutalizing me.
00:03:29.000 It hurts me.
00:03:30.000 But in Quebecois it'd be like, which translates to, this deranges me to the end, my tabernacle of the chalice.
00:03:46.000 I've been getting into foreign music too.
00:03:48.000 You've been what?
00:03:49.000 Getting into foreign music.
00:03:51.000 Getting into foreign music?
00:03:52.000 I can't hear you very well.
00:03:55.000 Is the speaker on?
00:03:56.000 How about now?
00:03:58.000 Yep.
00:03:58.000 Yep.
00:03:58.000 What kind of foreign music?
00:04:00.000 I believe this is from Georgia?
00:04:01.000 Like Georgian? 0.98
00:04:03.000 Like the Russian Muslims? 1.00
00:04:05.000 Yeah. 0.66
00:04:06.000 Yuck.
00:04:07.000 Yeah, but like what they... I don't like them as a people, but... She does a really good job. 0.84
00:04:15.000 And another female too, so... Yeah, that does look like garbage Euro shit. 1.00
00:04:23.000 She's just making English sounds? 1.00
00:04:25.000 It's easier than learning the language, I guess.
00:04:26.000 I'm dressed all in black today for a funeral.
00:04:47.000 Today, freedom dies.
00:04:49.000 Alex Jones is in court awaiting his sentencing.
00:04:53.000 I mean, he's already guilty, of course. 0.99
00:04:55.000 I don't know why the cheap ass doesn't just pay the $2 billion fine. 0.99
00:04:58.000 I would. 0.99
00:05:01.000 So that's already decided.
00:05:02.000 He's guilty as charged, just like Trump, but we don't have the sentence.
00:05:06.000 And the sentence could be, sheriffs kick down your door tonight and take your
00:05:12.000 What's it called?
00:05:13.000 Telecaster?
00:05:14.000 Tricaster.
00:05:15.000 Your Tricaster, your screens, your microphones. 0.99
00:05:17.000 His studio is fucking beautiful. 0.99
00:05:20.000 You've seen mine. 0.99
00:05:21.000 You saw mine at the beginning when we walk in, right?
00:05:23.000 There's the Maddie set, the cop set, the sit-down set, this set.
00:05:27.000 So take this and multiply it by, I'd say, four? 1.00
00:05:31.000 And then, I mean, look at his fucking desk. 0.99
00:05:34.000 It's, I've been to Fox. 0.99
00:05:36.000 Fox is obviously much bigger, but there's no soul to it.
00:05:38.000 There's no heart.
00:05:39.000 Same with CNN.
00:05:40.000 CNN is all just cubicles.
00:05:42.000 Plop, plop, plop, plop.
00:05:44.000 It's brutalist.
00:05:47.000 Um, but, hanging around his studio and everyone, you can tell everyone there is well paid, because they just seem happy.
00:05:55.000 So they're all unemployed now.
00:05:56.000 And I think the most telling thing about this whole trial is that they want his social media accounts.
00:06:03.000 They want to control them.
00:06:06.000 And the accusation is that they're trying to silence Alex and control what he says and control his voice.
00:06:12.000 And then they want his Twitter account.
00:06:15.000 So we're done arguing.
00:06:17.000 I did Harrison Smith's show.
00:06:19.000 So we'll put that on the site too.
00:06:22.000 It looks like they're packing up a little bit.
00:06:27.000 Turn it up.
00:06:27.000 I know that dude.
00:06:29.000 Can I have some of that shit? 1.00
00:06:30.000 That Alex Jones headdress? 1.00
00:06:31.000 I can't hear.
00:06:53.000 Total information management.
00:06:54.000 Yeah.
00:06:55.000 That's what they have to do.
00:06:56.000 You have those masks.
00:06:57.000 It says a lot of, yeah, we have hundreds of those.
00:06:59.000 It says a lot about a man when you talk to his employees, except for me, that's an exception.
00:07:05.000 Don't, don't talk to Ryan about me, but besides me, uh, you, you talk to a guy's employees and you really get a sense of who he is and they all love him.
00:07:15.000 Love him.
00:07:17.000 That's not true though.
00:07:18.000 Cause I always say nice things about you.
00:07:20.000 And people be like, dude, be honest.
00:07:22.000 What's it like working for Gav? 1.00
00:07:23.000 It's probably a pain in the ass. 0.99
00:07:25.000 Cause is that real? 0.99
00:07:26.000 Is he really mean to you?
00:07:27.000 And I'm like, yes, it's real, but also he's a nice guy.
00:07:32.000 Not at, not at work, not during work hours.
00:07:34.000 I'm not.
00:07:34.000 No.
00:07:35.000 Nor should anyone be.
00:07:36.000 It's a boss.
00:07:37.000 It's the role of a boss.
00:07:39.000 Uh, we were talking about what's this one too.
00:07:42.000 Oh, is that what I put in my notes?
00:07:43.000 No.
00:07:45.000 What's 1-2?
00:07:45.000 Oh, it's a really long interview with Tucker, so we're not going to sit here for an hour and 20 minutes, but Tucker has his back.
00:07:56.000 This is what I talk about with Harrison Smith is how few Republicans, how few right-wingers have his back and are willing to stick their necks out.
00:08:04.000 Again, that's another very telling thing.
00:08:07.000 You judge a man by his employees, and you judge a person by who's willing to stick their neck out when someone else's head is on the chopping block.
00:08:16.000 And all I can think of off the top of my dome is Charlie Kirk, who's as mainstream as you could possibly get.
00:08:22.000 I don't think he says the F word.
00:08:24.000 Charlie Kirk, stood up for him.
00:08:26.000 Tucker, not Fox News.
00:08:29.000 Not even Breitbart, I don't think.
00:08:31.000 Daily Wire, absolutely not.
00:08:35.000 Tim Poole's got his back.
00:08:36.000 Tim Poole does.
00:08:37.000 Yeah, Tim Poole had him on.
00:08:38.000 That's cool.
00:08:39.000 That's cool.
00:08:39.000 Poole.
00:08:41.000 But yeah, fuck all these right-wing pussies. 1.00
00:08:44.000 You know, the Proud Boys read a page from Death of the West from Buchanan, and the page includes this attack on Republicans' milk-toast right-wingers who don't have the balls to stand up for what they believe in. 1.00
00:08:58.000 We, and I said this on Harrison's show, we already hate the left and Antifa and all that, but that's like a given, you know what I mean? 0.96
00:09:06.000 I don't feel betrayed when Antifa pepper sprays me or throws a bottle of piss at my head.
00:09:12.000 I go, that's, yeah, that's the deal.
00:09:15.000 But when a Republican shies away from it and doesn't cover Max and John's trial, that truly pisses me off. 1.00
00:09:23.000 I'll eat your ass. 1.00
00:09:26.000 Imagine how good Alex Jones would be at eating your ass. 1.00
00:09:28.000 If you were a hot chick. 1.00
00:09:30.000 Right, right, right. 1.00
00:09:31.000 Not me or my ass. 1.00
00:09:33.000 Before I think about him doing that, I always picture I'm a chick, I'm a chick, I'm a chick. 1.00
00:09:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.98
00:09:38.000 Every time I masturbate at other men, I don't want to be gay, so I'm always like, I'm a hot chick, I'm a hot chick, I'm a hot chick, I'm a hot chick. 1.00
00:09:44.000 Which, it's Pride Month, so we have a huge feature this show about gay culture, because no one seems to understand what gay culture is, and they play that Norm Macdonald clip where the parents are proud that his son sucks dicks or something. 0.99
00:10:00.000 It's a lot more than that, folks. 0.98
00:10:02.000 And I'm learning, this is the beauty of Juneteenth, June Gay Month or whatever it is, I'm learning myself things I did not know about gay culture.
00:10:10.000 And I'm going to impart that to you shortly. 0.70
00:10:15.000 Gay, isn't it? 0.99
00:10:18.000 Uh, what else? 0.99
00:10:18.000 What else? 0.99
00:10:21.000 Gay stuff, Alex Jones stuff.
00:10:23.000 Gay Alex Jones stuff we did talk about, too. 1.00
00:10:25.000 Why don't we follow the chronology of the fucking notes, you dumb cunt? 1.00
00:10:29.000 Well, I'm- that's me just saying things. 1.00
00:10:32.000 Okay.
00:10:33.000 Because it might be in a different media source.
00:10:36.000 Really?
00:10:36.000 Well, yes.
00:10:37.000 It's, uh... But I saw this.
00:10:39.000 This was cool.
00:10:40.000 We paint the Barnetts. 0.58
00:10:42.000 Well, before we get to anything else.
00:10:43.000 Both of them.
00:10:45.000 We attempted to adopt Natalia back in 2009.
00:10:49.000 We set up a private meeting, really, at a museum.
00:10:54.000 What's your point, Ryan?
00:10:55.000 I didn't know you were so mainstream.
00:11:00.000 You want to talk about woke? 1.00
00:11:02.000 Fuck that up worse. 1.00
00:11:03.000 I emailed you. 1.00
00:11:04.000 I said, make fun of me with this.
00:11:06.000 It appears in the notes and I have to like spoon feed you jokes.
00:11:11.000 I did make fun of you.
00:11:12.000 I said I'm happy that you're on national television.
00:11:14.000 Yeah, like an hour later.
00:11:15.000 That was terrible.
00:11:17.000 I'd like to let the clip play.
00:11:18.000 You just killed all the whole Gavin section of the show.
00:11:21.000 You just ruined.
00:11:23.000 No, I didn't.
00:11:23.000 Look, there's still this.
00:11:24.000 No.
00:11:26.000 It's gone.
00:11:27.000 We're not doing it anymore.
00:11:28.000 You wrecked it.
00:11:28.000 Too much pause.
00:11:29.000 Like, when we do these shows in the future, if you see notes that say shit on me, be prepared. 0.98
00:11:37.000 Be prepared. 0.96
00:11:39.000 Anyway, skipping an entire bit, let's move on to some sprinkles.
00:11:44.000 Let's play the sprinkles interstitial.
00:11:47.000 This is an interesting sprinkle because it's got a catch.
00:11:52.000 Sprinkle catch.
00:12:04.000 So few people are actually funny that when I see someone be funny, I'm shocked and happy and maybe it makes me laugh because I'm just, you get that jolt.
00:12:13.000 And then within the funny community, there's an even tinier percentage of people who are very special and can come up with original concepts.
00:12:20.000 This concept is so fucking hilarious, I don't understand how they didn't crack up while they were doing it.
00:12:27.000 Let's go! 0.91
00:12:45.000 I wonder if the other guy's holding his legs, because that's kind of risky to go like that.
00:12:51.000 It took me a while to figure out.
00:12:52.000 He's clearly just in the back seat.
00:12:54.000 But, you know, you've got to worry about hitting a pole or something, but also you've got to worry about falling forward.
00:12:59.000 So I guess some guy sits on your calves.
00:13:01.000 I mean, I hate to ruin it by getting into the strategy of it all, but...
00:13:04.000 That I can see.
00:13:05.000 That makes me miss being a teenager.
00:13:07.000 Because I could see doing that thousands of times a night.
00:13:11.000 So I'm enjoying it and laughing at that.
00:13:14.000 And then they do another one.
00:13:17.000 And it has a trope in it that I assume we all hate. 0.94
00:13:21.000 That white people are corny because they don't season their food. 1.00
00:13:24.000 Just to be clear, I forget the name of the chick that explained all this in TikTok. 0.98
00:13:28.000 We don't use garlic powder on our chicken because we crushed a garlic while preparing it.
00:13:36.000 We don't use all these powder forms of vegetables that are already there.
00:13:42.000 So yes, there's no seasoning.
00:13:44.000 Oh wow, you found that fast. 0.95
00:13:47.000 This is, every black person in the world should see this.
00:13:50.000 I sauteed those bell peppers along with my onion and garlic. 0.88
00:14:11.000 Hmm.
00:14:11.000 What is so funny to me is if I had just doused my chicken in this rub, in this rub alone, the seasoning police would be out of my comments.
00:14:18.000 They wouldn't even be in there.
00:14:19.000 But the second it's fresh garlic or fresh onion or fresh bell pepper, it's automatically not seasoning.
00:14:25.000 And let me just say one last thing.
00:14:26.000 If you're one of those people that loves to watch cooking competitions and a judge says something is under seasoned, they're talking about salt.
00:14:33.000 Under seasoning your food means there's not enough salt in it.
00:14:35.000 Salt
00:14:36.000 ...is gonna bring out the flavor of onion, the flavor of garlic, the flavor of whatever random spice rub that you have.
00:14:43.000 And let me just say... Isn't it weird, like, the attractive level and then she's totally modest and even covered up? 1.00
00:14:49.000 Yeah.
00:14:50.000 Isn't it also weird, you see a woman like that say something smart and you first see her and you go like, that's a high sixes, low sevens. 0.99
00:14:57.000 And then she says all that in this articulate and you go, let's get married right now.
00:15:00.000 Right. 0.99
00:15:03.000 I hope my wife dies in a plane crash. 0.98
00:15:07.000 But I think young girls are the least woke generation ever. 0.98
00:15:13.000 That generation, what do they call them? 0.99
00:15:15.000 They're even younger than Zoomers, I believe. 1.00
00:15:16.000 They might be Alpha or Beta or whatever. 0.99
00:15:19.000 They're anti-woke because they see their sisters go, my life sucks. 0.89
00:15:24.000 I spent a quarter of a million dollars on speech pathology. 0.98
00:15:28.000 I go to a shitty job at IBM every day as a product manager doing nothing. 1.00
00:15:33.000 Doing the stupidest shit in the world. 1.00
00:15:35.000 Actually go to the Feminism Google Doc and look up product. 1.00
00:15:39.000 What the fuck is a product manager? 0.74
00:15:41.000 You just use the product and try it? 1.00
00:15:43.000 Are you like a toy tester?
00:15:46.000 And then they're trying to get out of debt.
00:15:48.000 They don't even take a chip off the interest.
00:15:51.000 And they're there from 22 to 28.
00:15:52.000 Then they meet a guy after their slut days doing OnlyFans to pay the bills. 1.00
00:16:00.000 Then they can't have babies, and they fucked up. 1.00
00:16:02.000 Ah, that sucks. 1.00
00:16:03.000 Shit. 1.00
00:16:04.000 Well, it was one of those... A day in the life of a product manager at IBM. 1.00
00:16:08.000 And she just, she has a latte in the morning, and then she works on some graphics, and then she meets an intern, and then they go for a walk, and... An absolute fucking waste of time. 0.92
00:16:24.000 It wasn't that, but. 0.82
00:16:25.000 But there happens to be coffee and sitting, she's working at home. 0.99
00:16:32.000 Product manager, shut up. 0.99
00:16:34.000 If you killed every woman's job overnight, the economy would explode up. 1.00
00:16:42.000 And there'd be, you know, 5% of the jobs would be, ah shit, we lost a good oncologist. 1.00
00:16:47.000 I'll take that hit. 0.91
00:16:50.000 Anyway, here's the second version of that.
00:16:54.000 Well, I should say another version of the same joke.
00:16:56.000 Sorry, go ahead. 0.99
00:16:58.000 I'm fucking starving, yo. 0.98
00:17:01.000 Like, I can eat anything. 1.00
00:17:02.000 Real shit, yo. 1.00
00:17:03.000 I need me some Mickey D's right now. 1.00
00:17:05.000 Yo, you're always trying to spend money. 1.00
00:17:07.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:17:08.000 You boys got the munchies! 1.00
00:17:10.000 Yeah!
00:17:11.000 That's what I'm talking about!
00:17:15.000 Thank you! 0.99
00:17:16.000 Who the fuck was that? 0.99
00:17:17.000 Yo, there's no way! 1.00
00:17:19.000 Yo, what the fuck? 1.00
00:17:20.000 Are they trying not to say the n-word? 1.00
00:17:33.000 Okay, they're clearly doing a parody of that notion that white people don't season they food. 0.99
00:17:57.000 But he said dry-ass chicken. 1.00
00:17:58.000 Those dry powders aren't going to moisten the chicken, you fucking nigger. 1.00
00:18:02.000 God, my throat is so dry. 1.00
00:18:03.000 Do you have any sand?
00:18:05.000 I'm so parched.
00:18:06.000 Like when I was in China and I was communicating with a guy on the bus, and I was going, ah, oh, sui jiao.
00:18:11.000 I just know sui jiao is thirsty.
00:18:13.000 So sui jiao, sui jiao.
00:18:16.000 Oh, sui jiao. 1.00
00:18:17.000 There's no AC in the fucking bus because it's China. 1.00
00:18:20.000 And then we finally make it to a stop where people can piss in the woods. 0.99
00:18:23.000 That's not a real stop.
00:18:25.000 And there's a stand there that sells steaming hot corn on the cob.
00:18:31.000 And he's like, oh!
00:18:34.000 Nah, I was thinking more Gatorade.
00:18:37.000 Freezing cold orange Gatorade with huge ice cubes in it.
00:18:41.000 Corn is not exactly, it's not that far from sand.
00:18:44.000 So... Also an incredibly important news.
00:18:52.000 New Streeter has dropped.
00:18:54.000 I used to think about the Roman Empire four times a day.
00:18:57.000 Now I think about idiocracy four times a day.
00:18:59.000 Bye, Roman Empire!
00:19:01.000 That's a good name for today's show.
00:19:03.000 Bye, Roman Empire.
00:19:05.000 I miss the days.
00:19:08.000 I long for the days where I used to think about the Roman Empire.
00:19:11.000 Way too esoteric of a metaphor.
00:19:13.000 Idiocracy is perfect. 1.00
00:19:15.000 The fucking Crocs. 1.00
00:19:17.000 The ubiquitous Crocs. 1.00
00:19:19.000 That's another good name.
00:19:20.000 I cannot get away from them.
00:19:23.000 I want to bring a huge mirror with me when I go outside, especially here in the Bronx, and just go, do you see what?
00:19:30.000 Those are your shoes.
00:19:32.000 This is a mirror.
00:19:33.000 I didn't photoshop this.
00:19:35.000 That's what you're walking around in.
00:19:37.000 These kids being all serious.
00:19:39.000 Even white rich kids.
00:19:40.000 It's everywhere. 1.00
00:19:41.000 They're going to some soccer game and they show up in their Crocs and then change into their fucking cleats. 0.99
00:19:47.000 I mean, I guess there's logic there, but... I saw a guy the other day. 0.99
00:19:50.000 He was wearing flip-flops with no sea socks.
00:19:54.000 What?
00:19:57.000 I'm getting genuinely mad just talking about it.
00:20:00.000 But check this out.
00:20:01.000 An homage to Flukas. 0.97
00:20:03.000 Is it a wooden spoon? 0.96
00:20:05.000 That looks pretty fuckin' wood to me. 0.97
00:20:06.000 Oh yeah, it's like a salad fork. 0.97
00:20:10.000 Dimes are in three dollars.
00:20:12.000 Dimes are in three dollars?
00:20:13.000 Yeah.
00:20:14.000 Eighteen?
00:20:15.000 Eighteen dimes, there you go.
00:20:16.000 How'd you do that?
00:20:18.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:20:19.000 So there's six times in one dollar.
00:20:23.000 Stop.
00:20:23.000 Facts.
00:20:24.000 Yes.
00:20:24.000 You know where he's getting that from?
00:20:25.000 30.
00:20:25.000 Why?
00:20:27.000 60 minutes in an hour.
00:20:29.000 Oh my goodness.
00:20:29.000 Six times three is 18.
00:20:30.000 He's forgetting that a dollar is not 60 minutes.
00:20:35.000 That's what it comes down to.
00:20:38.000 Dude, you're like an hour late!
00:20:41.000 I mean, a dollar late, I just ruined the joke. 1.00
00:20:42.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:20:43.000 Comedy is so unforgiving. 1.00
00:20:45.000 Wait, a dime is 10 cents?
00:20:46.000 A dime is 10 cents?
00:20:46.000 There's 18!
00:20:47.000 There's 18!
00:20:47.000 Oh, 18?
00:20:47.000 Alright.
00:20:47.000 You're making me think that's wrong.
00:20:50.000 Yeah, my bad.
00:20:50.000 My bad.
00:20:52.000 How many dimes are in one dollar?
00:20:53.000 That's a lot of math.
00:20:54.000 Yeah, it is a lot of math.
00:20:55.000 I don't know.
00:20:56.000 I don't know.
00:20:56.000 Yeah.
00:20:57.000 Last question.
00:20:58.000 How long is a quarter of an hour?
00:21:00.000 25 minutes?
00:21:01.000 There you go.
00:21:01.000 Thank you so much for your time.
00:21:02.000 Of course.
00:21:03.000 A quarter is 25 cents, so a quarter of an hour is 25 minutes.
00:21:06.000 Easy.
00:21:09.000 Yeah.
00:21:09.000 Keep going, though.
00:21:10.000 It's 15 minutes, actually.
00:21:12.000 Oh, okay.
00:21:13.000 15 minutes?
00:21:13.000 Yeah.
00:21:13.000 How could 15 be 25?
00:21:15.000 Did I not get anything right?
00:21:19.000 No.
00:21:19.000 Okay.
00:21:20.000 What was the last thing she said?
00:21:21.000 Did I get anything right?
00:21:23.000 And he said no.
00:21:24.000 And she just laughed and walked away. 1.00
00:21:26.000 Can you name me three countries outside of North America?
00:21:29.000 South America.
00:21:30.000 There you go.
00:21:30.000 Europe.
00:21:31.000 Europe.
00:21:31.000 And Asia.
00:21:32.000 And Asia, there you go. 0.65
00:21:33.000 Those are all continents, though.
00:21:35.000 Oh, gosh.
00:21:35.000 How long is a- I like that he's being honest about the answers.
00:21:38.000 Yeah, well he can't steal the other guy's yes thing.
00:21:40.000 Right, well he kind of did it first, but you know.
00:21:43.000 So a dollar is 60 minutes and a country is just a place.
00:21:48.000 This is what I'm noticing with the degradation of education and just knowledge in general.
00:21:53.000 Things are just the vibe.
00:21:55.000 Like if you are an enthusiastic patriot and probably racist, you're just a proud boy.
00:22:01.000 It's become an adjective. 0.99
00:22:03.000 Fascist, Nazi, Proud Boy, MAGA Republican. 0.96
00:22:07.000 It's just all in the same soup. 0.84
00:22:10.000 The actual definition of something doesn't matter.
00:22:13.000 What's a country?
00:22:14.000 What's an area?
00:22:16.000 Upstairs is a country.
00:22:19.000 The bottom of the hill is a country.
00:22:22.000 There's two projects in the South Bronx, two rival gangs.
00:22:25.000 There's a project that's up a hill.
00:22:26.000 There's a project at the bottom of the hill.
00:22:28.000 Guess what the two gangs are called?
00:22:30.000 The up-the-hill and down-the-hill gang?
00:22:31.000 The up-the-hill gang versus the down-the-hill gang.
00:22:36.000 Ever heard? 1.00
00:22:36.000 Like, whatever happened to gangsters, disciples, and all that shit? 1.00
00:22:40.000 What about a gang that's against gangs? 0.99
00:22:41.000 Like, the anti-gang gang?
00:22:43.000 Well, they were around for an hour and a half.
00:22:47.000 Yeah, it didn't last one meeting.
00:22:49.000 I'm gonna do what this guy does, but, like, the opposite, and I'm gonna just have- go up to people and ask them to ask me things to stump me.
00:22:56.000 Yeah.
00:22:56.000 That's the only way to kind of make it original.
00:22:58.000 What is the surface area of 3x plus y cubed spun about the z-axis?
00:23:03.000 Did you say the zed, right? 0.92
00:23:04.000 Yeah.
00:23:06.000 48.
00:23:07.000 No, it's an equation.
00:23:09.000 3x plus y cubed, so then you extend that across the z-axis and imagine spinning it so it looks like a crazy vase.
00:23:16.000 And then what's the surface area of that vase?
00:23:19.000 Of that spin?
00:23:20.000 No, like say, how much sticker would you need to cover that vase?
00:23:24.000 Okay, I'm gonna need to do some parabolic work, obviously.
00:23:28.000 Calculus, you mean calculus.
00:23:30.000 That too?
00:23:31.000 Okay.
00:23:31.000 Quarter of an hour.
00:23:34.000 30 minutes.
00:23:34.000 30 minutes, sorry.
00:23:36.000 That's even dumber than 25 minutes. 0.95
00:23:39.000 Who knew you could get a worse answer than 25 minutes? 0.96
00:23:43.000 It's because it's wrong.
00:23:45.000 It's 15.
00:23:48.000 Oh, that does make sense.
00:23:49.000 A quarter, yeah.
00:23:50.000 Yeah, they split.
00:23:51.000 How many dimes are in $3?
00:23:54.000 I could watch those forever.
00:23:55.000 I'm kind of addicted.
00:23:56.000 You like them because they make you feel good.
00:23:58.000 I don't watch them often, but now I kind of want to go in a rabbit hole.
00:24:01.000 I'm looking at the floor here in the studio.
00:24:02.000 You can show people that by showing the picture that I sent you, or they can see it.
00:24:06.000 I don't know, can you see it there?
00:24:07.000 Not really.
00:24:08.000 Show the picture that I just texted you.
00:24:10.000 Yesterday, for all you freeloaders out there, we do a show called Cops and Robbers.
00:24:16.000 And that's where Matty was standing.
00:24:19.000 So we started talking about pepper spray.
00:24:21.000 And Big John goes, Bronx cop, he's like, I got a big thing of pepper spray OC in my car.
00:24:28.000 And Matty said, I've been pepper sprayed dozens of times.
00:24:32.000 I can handle it.
00:24:33.000 And we go, handle it now, handle it now.
00:24:34.000 And we kept pushing him and pushing him.
00:24:36.000 And you could tell he didn't want to do it.
00:24:37.000 He's like, we'll do it later.
00:24:38.000 We'll do it after the show.
00:24:39.000 We'll do it at the end of the show.
00:24:40.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:24:41.000 No, no, we'll do it now.
00:24:42.000 We'll do it outside. 0.98
00:24:43.000 It'll fuck up in here. 0.99
00:24:44.000 I go, I don't care. 0.98
00:24:45.000 But I did say to John, look, this is just for a little quick joke.
00:24:49.000 Don't go, just a little, the littlest like, you can do and then we'll all cough and he'll go, ah, and then we'll wash his eyes and that'll be it.
00:24:59.000 Can you pull up what John did?
00:25:01.000 Sure can. 0.99
00:25:02.000 He blanketed fucking Matty. 1.00
00:25:05.000 Blanketed him with OC spray. 1.00
00:25:08.000 Which I guess is pepper spray, right?
00:25:10.000 Yeah.
00:25:10.000 It's not bear spray.
00:25:11.000 It's not as intense as that.
00:25:14.000 Minimum!
00:25:15.000 Minimum!
00:25:16.000 It's like six feet.
00:25:18.000 No, that's fine.
00:25:19.000 It was great where he was.
00:25:20.000 It should be like literally less than half a second.
00:25:24.000 You're actually better closer to him if you don't want to, if you just want to give a short shot.
00:25:28.000 Like literally right two feet from him.
00:25:30.000 Yeah, get closer.
00:25:30.000 It's a pinpoint.
00:25:31.000 You'll be fine. 0.60
00:25:31.000 What if you die, bro? 0.60
00:25:32.000 You have a heart condition, sir.
00:25:36.000 That was more than two seconds, I don't know I think it was I think it was like one and a half and you saw the floor He it was from head to toe.
00:25:45.000 Well, there was a movement like it wasn't just like one spray.
00:25:49.000 It was like a get
00:25:52.000 He got the shoulder, then got the face, then... Yeah, that's an up and down!
00:25:56.000 People go, why didn't you show the recovery outside?
00:25:59.000 Well, we were... So, me and Tim were running and getting water and dish soap, and he was covered in dish soap, and we... He must have gone, drenched his entire head... 20 times.
00:26:10.000 20 times.
00:26:11.000 We're all coughing, by the way, while he's doing his weird mystical... Yeah, you're gone.
00:26:20.000 And we're running to get him water and soap.
00:26:23.000 But I didn't show it live because I don't want to show where the studio is. 0.99
00:26:28.000 But you can blur as much as you can and show some of that shit. 0.97
00:26:32.000 Show some of the clips I sent you. 0.99
00:26:34.000 Got it.
00:26:35.000 So the problem was, he never opened his eyes once.
00:26:37.000 His eyes never experienced an ounce of discomfort because he never opened them until the very, very, very end.
00:26:44.000 Until 20 of those.
00:26:48.000 But here's the problem. 1.00
00:26:49.000 It's draining into his armpits and then down into his crotch. 0.99
00:26:54.000 His penis wasn't in pain, I guess because the water goes around it, but it drips off his bag. 0.99
00:26:59.000 His bag was on fire! 0.99
00:27:01.000 The bag!
00:27:02.000 The bag!
00:27:03.000 There's the bird which is the bald eagle tattoo.
00:27:06.000 The bag is on fire!
00:27:11.000 Did you blur that previously or are you blurring it now?
00:27:14.000 Uh, previously. 0.99
00:27:16.000 He's got nice tits. 1.00
00:27:18.000 Yeah, great tits. 1.00
00:27:20.000 There's him, um... But show us, go back, show us, uh, when it first hit. 0.99
00:27:29.000 Because we were all, we all watched it happen, went, ha ha ha, knowing that it's, it's on its way home.
00:27:34.000 It's on its way home.
00:27:43.000 You notice how Tim was saying, oh, oh, before he even started?
00:27:47.000 Because that's kind of like one of those things where you're like, start.
00:27:49.000 OK, stop.
00:27:50.000 Yeah.
00:27:51.000 Before anybody even gets a chance to do it.
00:27:52.000 Oh, oh.
00:27:53.000 All right, that's enough!
00:27:54.000 That was a lot.
00:27:55.000 Dude, he said one second.
00:27:58.000 We're all going to be coughing.
00:27:59.000 We're asking John if he was OK after the show.
00:28:01.000 He's like, yeah, I'm all right.
00:28:04.000 But show me coughing and you coughing.
00:28:06.000 Oh, yeah, it's a whole deal.
00:28:07.000 I knew the coughing was going to happen.
00:28:09.000 Oh, that's you.
00:28:10.000 Stig's coughing immediately.
00:28:12.000 Oh, no.
00:28:14.000 Everybody's just gone.
00:28:15.000 We started switching cameras and nobody's where they are.
00:28:17.000 That looks terrible.
00:28:23.000 Is it okay?
00:28:25.000 Are you okay?
00:28:26.000 Who's coughing?
00:28:26.000 Why is he leaving?
00:28:29.000 I don't- I didn't get it yet.
00:28:33.000 It took a while to get to you.
00:28:34.000 Yes, but then when it happened it was like unreal.
00:28:37.000 I was like, oh it's everywhere now.
00:28:40.000 And what do I always scream about on this show?
00:28:42.000 Pepper spray.
00:28:44.000 Oh yeah, that's right.
00:28:45.000 Tazing puts the guy out for a nanosecond and then he's 100% back and he's had a little espresso of adrenaline.
00:28:54.000 Say someone won't get out of their car and you think they might be reaching for something.
00:28:59.000 Now the whole car's toast, and he can't see to shoot you.
00:29:03.000 And he's getting out of his car, alright.
00:29:07.000 Psst, psst.
00:29:08.000 This is a little spicy secret.
00:29:09.000 Psst.
00:29:10.000 Got something to tell ya.
00:29:12.000 Spicy secret.
00:29:13.000 So, alright.
00:29:15.000 I've been meaning to get to this.
00:29:16.000 I want to talk about...
00:29:18.000 Pride Month and how important it is to respect homosexuals and the massive myriad of culture that is covered in June.
00:29:31.000 This is why it can't be a day.
00:29:33.000 Veterans, meh.
00:29:34.000 Yes, we appreciate you.
00:29:36.000 But you do also get Memorial Day.
00:29:39.000 So that's two days.
00:29:40.000 And July 4th is kind of yours.
00:29:42.000 And no offense to our vets, but you don't have the same kind of vastness
00:29:48.000 Like, what is a military veteran's food?
00:29:53.000 Right.
00:29:54.000 You know, what do they do?
00:29:55.000 I guess they have that paratrooper song.
00:29:59.000 Yeah, maybe you could do more than a day.
00:30:00.000 But you definitely couldn't fill a month with the culture. 0.99
00:30:03.000 They're gay animals? 1.00
00:30:04.000 There's no penguins in the military. 1.00
00:30:08.000 Black gay, white gay, Asian gay, penguin gay. 1.00
00:30:11.000 So let's segue to a green screen on the wonderful culture that is gay. 1.00
00:30:26.000 Hey guys!
00:30:27.000 Hey guys!
00:30:28.000 Hey guys!
00:30:29.000 Hey guys!
00:30:30.000 Hey guys!
00:30:31.000 This is a straight guy.
00:30:32.000 I'm a straight guy, as you can tell.
00:30:35.000 You have straight dar.
00:30:37.000 This is how straight guys talk.
00:30:39.000 Hey guys!
00:30:40.000 Hey guys!
00:30:41.000 And this is how gay guys talk. 0.94
00:30:43.000 Hey guys!
00:30:45.000 It's a different octave.
00:30:47.000 That's just the beginning of gay culture. 1.00
00:30:49.000 I think a lot of people don't understand why this is a whole month.
00:30:52.000 They go, what is gay culture? 0.99
00:30:54.000 Well, it's a lot.
00:30:56.000 It's a lot.
00:30:56.000 There's Western culture, there's Middle Eastern culture, there's African culture, and there's gay culture.
00:31:02.000 So I'm not an expert on this.
00:31:04.000 I'm kind of new to gay culture.
00:31:06.000 I sort of eschewed it because of my own bigotry and hatefulness.
00:31:12.000 So I did a bunch of research and I've learned that there's a lot to gays.
00:31:17.000 There's a lot to gay culture.
00:31:19.000 There's also a lot of misconceptions about gay culture.
00:31:23.000 A lot of people think that if, you know, the guys are going out and you go, no I just feel like being with my wife tonight.
00:31:29.000 People think that's gay. 0.60
00:31:32.000 A lot of people think that their little brother's gay. 1.00
00:31:35.000 They call him a gay fag. 0.99
00:31:37.000 Many say holding hands is gay or I've even heard people say gay when a guy has a jeep with the headlights that look like they're frowning and you get that piece of plastic so it looks like the jeep's... 0.99
00:31:49.000 Those are all bastardizations of the word.
00:31:51.000 The truth is gays have a rich history of culture and architecture and tradition that few really know about. 0.99
00:31:56.000 Let's take a moment and indulge ourselves in a culture that needs a whole month to fit in your mouth. 0.99
00:32:01.000 I got some help with this to be totally honest.
00:32:03.000 So there's gonna be points where I just read from it.
00:32:06.000 But yeah, all those earlier things when you're like, gay, that's a misconception.
00:32:10.000 That's nothing to do with gay culture. 0.92
00:32:12.000 This 0.56
00:32:14.000 And for the record this is a tiny drop, a white pearl drop of what gay culture is all about. 1.00
00:32:22.000 This is a mere sampling, a microcosm if you will.
00:32:25.000 So first let's just look at, and this is kind of random, gay boats. 0.94
00:32:30.000 The traditional gay boat is also called the canal boat or the narrow boat. 0.97
00:32:35.000 So these are mostly used in fag countries like England. 1.00
00:32:38.000 Anyone can use them though. 1.00
00:32:39.000 Fag hags. 1.00
00:32:40.000 You'll see a lot of women on these boats because being on them is basically glamping. 1.00
00:32:44.000 Ryan, play the shit in the background. 1.00
00:32:47.000 So women love this because it's fun to go on a little trip and have a little mini house that scooches around that fag country. 1.00
00:32:55.000 They were 0.97
00:32:56.000 They started because gays initially before they had gay parts of town like they do and we'll get to that gays weren't allowed to own land or be even beyond land so they built these boats so they could live on the water they would they would travel through different gay countries gay areas and then they would jump out and have sex or talk to friends and then jump back in the boat it's weird seeing women on these boats but 0.97
00:33:23.000 If it wasn't for gays you would not have these boats and it's it's funny because a lot of these stories of gay culture now that gays are accepted they're still sort of doing the things that they did when they were ostracized because that's become their culture. 0.90
00:33:36.000 Everyone was confused why there's so many Jewish oligarchs in Russia. 0.91
00:33:40.000 I think there's like seven or eight oligarchs that ran the economy and that's because before communism fell
00:33:48.000 Jews weren't allowed to do business, so they made their own black market. 0.99
00:33:52.000 When the economy collapsed in the Soviet Union, that black market was the only market.
00:33:57.000 So the Jews ended up taking over. 0.98
00:33:58.000 So what you build out of oppression or ostracization ends up becoming an integral part of who you are and you kind of don't want to go back, like in China. 0.75
00:34:07.000 They, during the opium famine, they were so hungry, they started eating cats and rats and dogs and turtles, and they have a saying in China, if it moves, it's food.
00:34:16.000 And they continue that tradition today, despite the fact that they have access to actual food.
00:34:21.000 Which brings us to gay cuisine.
00:34:24.000 Many think of the Cobb salad as the only gay food there is, but there's a myriad of incredible gay inventions. 0.84
00:34:32.000 These are all gay inventions. 1.00
00:34:34.000 Gay cultural foods. 1.00
00:34:35.000 The biggest one is from another fag country called France, and that was the souffle. 1.00
00:34:40.000 And souffle, the name itself is gay. 1.00
00:34:42.000 It's past tense of to blow, so to have blown. 0.98
00:34:46.000 Obviously a sexual reference.
00:34:48.000 And it's considered the hardest thing there is to make. 0.99
00:34:52.000 So, people think of gays as dumb, airheads, sort of like the equivalent of a female blonde, but they're actually smarter than us, and that appears in their culture, and it even appears in their food. 0.99
00:35:07.000 This was created in the early 18th century and it looks very scrumptious. 0.99
00:35:14.000 Who turns an egg into something so yummy?
00:35:16.000 You think of egg as a breakfast food.
00:35:18.000 But this eggy dish, go to the end because it's... I don't like seeing how the cake is made.
00:35:22.000 It's like seeing your girlfriend dress up in lingerie.
00:35:25.000 You want to just walk in the bedroom and it's ready to rock.
00:35:28.000 Look how yummy that looks.
00:35:30.000 And you got to get the right bounce to it.
00:35:32.000 You and I, straight people, can't make these.
00:35:35.000 And what do they do with soufflés?
00:35:36.000 Do they hog them? 0.76
00:35:37.000 No, they share them. 0.99
00:35:39.000 Same with the gay boats. 1.00
00:35:41.000 You can ride them, women. 1.00
00:35:44.000 They also are happy to share their architecture.
00:35:47.000 Now this is... I had no idea about this.
00:35:49.000 Gays' votes existed so societies had to come up with solutions regarding where to put them. 1.00
00:35:52.000 You can't have them everywhere because that's gross. 0.93
00:35:54.000 So in the early 1800s it was decided every city will have a gay area.
00:36:01.000 Here in New York, it's the West Village, Chelsea and Hell's Kitchen, and the East Village, large parts of the Upper East Side and the Upper West Side.
00:36:12.000 In all these locations, every single gay there is is forced to live in a very tiny area the size of a postage stamp.
00:36:18.000 So by necessity, they're crammed into these tiny areas because people don't want them around, so they build vertically. 0.69
00:36:25.000 And look at the ornate gay structure here that the homosexuals have come up with. 1.00
00:36:31.000 They have that penchant for accoutrements and little serifs, you know, little extra garnishes. 0.97
00:36:39.000 Little extra flourishments that they put on.
00:36:41.000 Very floral finishings that are really fun to see that us, we guys, we don't do.
00:36:46.000 We do like, this is a building, ta ta ta!
00:36:49.000 And they're like, this is a super tall building and look, boop-a-loop-a-boo!
00:36:53.000 And it becomes a real asset to a city when you see gay architecture. 0.72
00:36:57.000 Because you realize that what we're doing is kind of, what do they call that, barbaric?
00:37:04.000 What's that kind of Soviet?
00:37:06.000 Brutalist, yeah.
00:37:08.000 They make our most ornate buildings look brutalist. 0.97
00:37:11.000 So I don't think a lot of our cities would be the same without gay architecture. 1.00
00:37:16.000 And then you go, okay, Gavin, everyone has boats and food and architecture.
00:37:21.000 We're talking about a culture here.
00:37:22.000 We want to celebrate this for a whole month.
00:37:25.000 What's their culture?
00:37:27.000 Well that's a good question.
00:37:28.000 They have gay sports like volleyball and archery which was invented by Oscar Wilde.
00:37:34.000 And disco is a gay music and it's redheaded stepchild synth pop. 0.99
00:37:41.000 Remember that band Bronski Beat?
00:37:43.000 They've got a great song.
00:37:45.000 I think it's called Small Town.
00:37:47.000 Like we can't even sing like them.
00:37:53.000 Run away, run away, run away. 0.58
00:37:56.000 Oh, I almost got it. 0.98
00:37:57.000 Maybe I'm part gay. 0.51
00:37:59.000 My dad was gay, so I'm half gay. 0.99
00:38:02.000 He looks like a little baby. 0.95
00:38:04.000 That's Jimmy Somerville. 0.97
00:38:07.000 I think synth-pop is a gay music. 0.99
00:38:09.000 That's the music they made.
00:38:10.000 I don't think straight people can do it.
00:38:12.000 It just makes you dance.
00:38:14.000 This is about a small-town boy just outside of Glasgow who goes swimming.
00:38:19.000 He's sexually attracted to a guy.
00:38:20.000 He thinks the guy is giving him vibes, but the guy was just like, what's up?
00:38:24.000 Yo, Ray Paul.
00:38:25.000 Yeah.
00:38:26.000 Cheers.
00:38:27.000 Uh, so he goes to touch the boy's foreskin. 0.57
00:38:29.000 They have foreskins in Glasgow.
00:38:31.000 And it doesn't go well for him.
00:38:32.000 He gets beat up.
00:38:33.000 So his dad tells him to move to London, and he gives him, like, ten pounds.
00:38:38.000 Which is about thirteen dollars on a good day.
00:38:42.000 Probably twelve bucks and twenty-five cents.
00:38:46.000 Scottish people can't swim, so I don't know why they chose this as the theme of the thing, but... Turn around, baby. 1.00
00:38:52.000 Close your eyes.
00:38:54.000 And a letter.
00:38:58.000 Okay, fast forward this.
00:39:08.000 I know we're off on a total tangent here because we're talking about gay culture.
00:39:12.000 This is just one song in a whole myriad of gay music.
00:39:15.000 But I like when his dad gives him money to go to London.
00:39:19.000 Oh, so here they are getting beaten up by kind of mod rockers.
00:39:25.000 The mods and the rockers stopped fighting in the beach and they united and became mockers.
00:39:31.000 Cry baby, cry boy, cry! 1.00
00:39:35.000 Well... Don't get gay! 1.00
00:39:37.000 I think is what the lesson here is. 0.99
00:39:40.000 Just kidding.
00:39:41.000 We're doing gay culture here.
00:39:43.000 Okay, so keep going.
00:39:44.000 You gotta find the part where he gives him money to leave.
00:39:48.000 Oh yeah, so he's leaving now.
00:39:50.000 I think that's it.
00:39:54.000 Stop! 1.00
00:39:56.000 Get back to that.
00:39:58.000 Freeze that.
00:40:01.000 Stop! 1.00
00:40:02.000 Wait, go back?
00:40:03.000 What is that?
00:40:04.000 Is that 10 pounds?
00:40:05.000 Or 20 pounds?
00:40:07.000 10 pounds?!
00:40:09.000 Dad, I'm moving to London.
00:40:11.000 One of the most expensive cities in the world.
00:40:14.000 Thanks for the chips.
00:40:15.000 I can maybe buy on the train on the way there.
00:40:17.000 Maybe!
00:40:19.000 Anyway, sorry, that was a break.
00:40:20.000 We may have to edit that out.
00:40:23.000 No, one of the most interesting gay traditions is a thing they do called the Gay Ribbon Dance.
00:40:30.000 It was invented by some gay guy in the early 1600s and they call it the GRD. 1.00
00:40:36.000 It involves some gay dude yelling and singing and being queer while gays and lesbians dance around him like a bunch of faggots. 1.00
00:40:42.000 Let's hear him. 1.00
00:40:46.000 That's the main gay. 1.00
00:40:48.000 And he stands by the tree. 0.98
00:40:50.000 And then gay children, gay adults, lesbian children, lesbian adults. 0.76
00:40:55.000 That guy's not gay.
00:40:59.000 What's he called?
00:40:59.000 The Equalizer.
00:41:04.000 Now, you know their penchant for fashion?
00:41:06.000 I didn't even get into fashion here.
00:41:08.000 But they incorporate their love of ribbons and fabrics into this, the Gay Ribbon Dance, where they sort of intertwangle themselves.
00:41:15.000 And you go here, and I'll go outside, and it forms a weave.
00:41:20.000 And when they're done, they have a giant tree dress. 0.98
00:41:23.000 This is something straight people couldn't even think of in a thousand years, like a souffle, meaning blowjob in the past tense. 0.97
00:41:30.000 I never would have thought of that. 0.99
00:41:31.000 Go forward a bit so we can see what the gay ribbons do when you move them around. 1.00
00:41:37.000 No, that's too far. 0.97
00:41:38.000 Just show the gay ribbon dance. 0.98
00:41:41.000 Okay, so in this particular clip, it looks pretty similar towards the end, but you should see it.
00:41:45.000 It's an intricate basket weave of fantastic... Well, you can see right above me there what it looks like when they're done.
00:41:53.000 It's amazing.
00:41:53.000 So, tip of the iceberg, this is why we spend a month celebrating homosexuality.
00:42:00.000 It's cuisine, it's music, it's tradition, it's architecture, it's boats, it's culture. 1.00
00:42:07.000 And it certainly isn't just a couple of guys fucking each other in the ass. 1.00
00:42:26.000 And people thought it was just about sex. 1.00
00:42:30.000 Remember that Ricky Gervais bit?
00:42:32.000 No.
00:42:33.000 You don't know if you're in a trough till you're coming down from the peak.
00:42:38.000 And you don't know that you're at the peak until you come out of a trough.
00:42:41.000 You know who said that?
00:42:43.000 Dolly Parton. 1.00
00:42:44.000 And people say she's just a pair of tits. 1.00
00:42:49.000 And people say that Gay Pride Month is just about sex. 1.00
00:42:54.000 Wrong. 0.95
00:42:54.000 There's a lot to being gay. 0.95
00:42:56.000 Anyway, I want to get behind the paywall now.
00:42:58.000 Thank you very much to Purple Works Nutrition.
00:43:03.000 That's not a good way to sell a brand.
00:43:04.000 No.
00:43:05.000 Well, you're not ... Are you on Purple Works?
00:43:07.000 Yes.
00:43:08.000 I stated clearly earlier that I was on Purple Works.
00:43:11.000 I would like to get into this, the meander in chief, but I'm going to do it behind the paywall. 0.98
00:43:16.000 We're going to make fun of our retarded geriatric president, who is the laughingstock 1.00
00:43:23.000 Of the entire world. 1.00
00:43:24.000 Anyway, see you next week, freeloaders. 0.95
00:43:27.000 And please, stop denying yourself this beacon of hope in a sea of clown world. 0.89
00:43:33.000 You need this lighthouse to keep you sane.
00:43:35.000 It's a weeb of sanity and a world gone mad.
00:43:39.000 So, I say see you next Friday.
00:43:42.000 No, see you Monday.
00:43:44.000 See you tomorrow.
00:43:45.000 See you tonight.
00:43:47.000 And until then, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.