Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S6E10 - SUPERFLUOUS BROADS (FREE PART)

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!

00:00:42.000 What is he called?

00:00:42.000 Gangsters?

00:00:43.000 Mega what?

00:00:43.000 I don't know.

00:00:44.000 Mega gangsters?

00:00:45.000 I must have missed that. 0.99

00:00:46.000 Real ass mega? 0.99

00:01:10.000 Because real gangsta-ass MAGA. 1.00

00:01:12.000 Gangsta-ass MAGA. 0.97

00:01:14.000 That's the name of the episode? 0.96

00:01:15.000 Okay, I know A.I.

00:01:16.000 is satanic, but who is happy that we can make anyone we want sing whatever we want?

00:01:25.000 That wasn't even, you know, in the old days they would take samples of his speeches and make him sing a song like Purple Rain or something, but it'd be like, I didn't mean to cause you any harm.

00:01:36.000 That was okay. 0.94

00:01:38.000 But this is fucking amazing. 0.97

00:01:40.000 Now we, imagine how hard it would be to convince Trump to do a cover of, what is that, Ice Cube? 0.98

00:01:46.000 No.

00:01:46.000 I actually don't know.

00:01:47.000 You don't know?

00:01:48.000 No.

00:01:49.000 I've never heard that song.

00:01:50.000 What?

00:01:51.000 Yeah. 0.95

00:01:52.000 It's Gangsta Ass Niggas. 1.00

00:01:53.000 Yeah, I don't, that doesn't ring a bell. 0.94

00:01:55.000 Feels good to be a gangster.

00:01:57.000 Are you lying?

00:01:58.000 I'm not lying.

00:01:59.000 It's like one of the most popular raps.

00:02:00.000 It was good to be a gangster. 1.00

00:02:03.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:02:04.000 This is like when I was in Toronto and I asked the bellhop for a dive bar and he said, with no accent, he was English. 1.00

00:02:12.000 He goes, I don't know what that means, sir.

00:02:15.000 How old was he?

00:02:17.000 Who is it?

00:02:18.000 The Ghetto Boys.

00:02:19.000 They're a one-hit wonder, right? 1.00

00:02:21.000 No, the Ghetto Boys were fucking... Are you fucking with me? 1.00

00:02:24.000 I was born 1989. 1.00

00:02:27.000 Not whatever this is. 0.75

00:02:27.000 The Ghetto Boys were run by a midget named Too Short. 0.75

00:02:31.000 And uh... Why does it sound like that? 0.99

00:02:34.000 And they were sort of the progenitors of really, really offensive rap like 2 Live Crew type shit. 0.99

00:02:43.000 It's pretty loud. 0.98

00:02:44.000 That's Scarface.

00:02:46.000 You don't know Scarface?

00:02:49.000 He looks like Ving Rhames.

00:02:53.000 Wow, I can't believe you don't know about the Ghetto Boys. 1.00

00:02:55.000 These poor children today.

00:02:57.000 They've been denied so much culture.

00:02:59.000 Do you know the 2 Live Crew?

00:03:00.000 Are you familiar with them?

00:03:01.000 I've heard of 2 Live Crew.

00:03:02.000 I've heard of 3 Pre-Recorded Club 2.

00:03:08.000 That's a pun.

00:03:09.000 Looks like he has eyeliner.

00:03:11.000 I'm fabulous.

00:03:12.000 Really, all me and my girls were going to go shopping very strongly.

00:03:17.000 What was that song about, Trump?

00:03:20.000 It was that I was a gangster.

00:03:22.000 If you listen to the words he was talking about, that I was very gangsterific.

00:03:26.000 Gangtastic, if you will.

00:03:28.000 And you will.

00:03:30.000 That was great.

00:03:31.000 Wonderful stuff.

00:03:33.000 I just did an interview with BBC Europe.

00:03:35.000 The crew is here cleaning up.

00:03:37.000 It was exactly the same as every interview I've ever done.

00:03:41.000 Are the Proud Boys going to riot after Jan 6?

00:03:43.000 Why did you call Obama a monkey?

00:03:46.000 This is my favorite crew of any of them so far, though, to be fair.

00:03:50.000 Yeah, the crew are just doing their job.

00:03:53.000 Actually, the one guy gave me a pair of gloves, so they're my, I'm sorry, they're my favorite.

00:03:57.000 Why are you not Trump when you're talking in Trump's face?

00:03:59.000 I was doing a Ryan impression, what do you think?

00:04:01.000 That was good.

00:04:02.000 Thanks. 1.00

00:04:04.000 Hey Trump, what the fuck are you wearing? 1.00

00:04:07.000 Are you a wrestler? 1.00

00:04:08.000 Well, now that I'm a maggot Trump gangster, I am working out and just trying to physique it up. 1.00

00:04:15.000 But I said to the guy, because I knew it was going to be, why did you advocate for violence and proud boys are terrorists and all that shit. 0.99

00:04:22.000 And isn't it amazing? 0.99

00:04:23.000 I kept calling it myopic indifference.

00:04:25.000 This obsession that mainstream media has with focusing on the right behaving badly.

00:04:31.000 Oh, no.

00:04:34.000 Why did you say that bad thing seven years ago?

00:04:37.000 Seriously, the Jada Pinkett Smith, Oscar's so white.

00:04:41.000 When was that?

00:04:42.000 Did that come up?

00:04:43.000 Yeah.

00:04:44.000 I didn't hear that one.

00:04:45.000 Remember the monkey actress line?

00:04:46.000 Yes.

00:04:47.000 And the thing I kept saying to the guy is, and I stole this from Trump, the whole like, okay, play it out.

00:04:54.000 Play out your version of events. 0.98

00:04:55.000 So this show, get off my lawn, you tune in, and the first thing I say is, I was watching a movie the other day, and a fucking monkey actress, Jada Pinkett Smith comes on. 1.00

00:05:05.000 She's hooting and hollering, so I'm gonna give that bitch a banana, get her the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:05:10.000 And Obama, he ain't nothing but a monkey neither. 1.00

00:05:13.000 I don't think I'd be comfortable with that kind of show.

00:05:16.000 You know who's like that? 0.69

00:05:18.000 That black preacher from Harlem? 0.93

00:05:21.000 Oh, yeah. 0.87

00:05:22.000 And no one's questioning him, by the way.

00:05:24.000 He's getting no BBC interviews. 0.98

00:05:26.000 The real problem is niggerism. 1.00

00:05:29.000 That's the real problem. 0.98

00:05:31.000 And that wasn't taken out of context.

00:05:32.000 No, no. 0.99

00:05:34.000 He thinks that Obama created robots with AIDS to infiltrate the black community and give blacks AIDS. 0.98

00:05:43.000 Can you imagine the budget of creating believable black human robots? 1.00

00:05:50.000 That alone, okay, that's quite a challenge.

00:05:52.000 Oh, not like bees?

00:05:54.000 Like robot bees?

00:05:55.000 No, no, no.

00:05:56.000 Like a guy named Fred.

00:05:58.000 And you're like, something's weird about him.

00:05:59.000 I saw he cut his arm on a nail and a bunch of wires came out.

00:06:03.000 You can't name a black robot Fred. 0.85

00:06:05.000 That'll get you caught. 1.00

00:06:06.000 Anyway, I fucked him and I got AIDS because they put AIDS all over his dick with a paintbrush. 1.00

00:06:13.000 I had him on my old show. 1.00

00:06:15.000 The Robot?

00:06:15.000 I had him break that down and it's exactly as insane as you think it is.

00:06:19.000 But anyway, outside of him, people don't talk like that. 0.99

00:06:25.000 And I had another interview scheduled yesterday that the guy flaked on, but I had so much shit to say. 0.97

00:06:35.000 Like the Antifa death toll. 0.97

00:06:37.000 But I've already said that to you before.

00:06:40.000 You know what I realized, too, researching all this?

00:06:46.000 Proud Boys and me became villains overnight.

00:06:50.000 And ironically, it was October 12th, 2018, the anniversary of Otaya Yamaguchi killing that socialist.

00:06:58.000 Before that, I was on Twitter, Facebook, everything was normal.

00:07:01.000 Proud Boys had mainstream acceptance.

00:07:04.000 And then that night happened and a switch was flicked.

00:07:07.000 That, just that event in and of itself, the fact that these things happen in one second, that's proof that it's all orchestrated.

00:07:17.000 This was an interesting thing that Eric Smartypants was saying to some dude, go to the first link.

00:07:25.000 I didn't number them here.

00:07:28.000 What's his name again?

00:07:30.000 Eric Bronstein?

00:07:31.000 Eric Weinstein?

00:07:31.000 Weinstein.

00:07:32.000 That guy's smarty pants. 0.97

00:07:35.000 I just thought of him as a normal pundit until he took apart Terence Howard's Terenceology, which is not easy to do because it's so fucking insane. 0.93

00:07:45.000 You have to know what he's talking about when he says supersymmetry.

00:07:49.000 And it's a very specific part of particle physics where zonons fuse with bronons or something.

00:07:55.000 Yeah, if it doesn't fit the Jacobian model, then it can't be.

00:07:59.000 Would suggest more collusion, more coordination.

00:08:04.000 Hello?

00:08:06.000 I mean, see, this is one of the most uncomfortable things.

00:08:11.000 I think there was a time when mostly when people said collusion or coordination, their presumption was, well, that's kind of, that's pretty far out there.

00:08:21.000 We now know

00:08:23.000 Like post Elon Musk's $44 billion adventure at Twitter, that there are these coordinating groups, coordinating social media with the intelligence community, or with the Department of Homeland Security, or with the State Department.

00:08:37.000 We now know that we're living in an orchestrated, curated, choreographed world.

00:08:43.000 And we can't know it officially, but we all know it if we want to know.

00:08:49.000 Which is hysterical.

00:08:51.000 Now we have to talk about, well, are you a conspiracy theorist?

00:08:54.000 Like, I read, I read the Slack messages.

00:08:59.000 I read the emails.

00:09:01.000 What are you even talking about now?

00:09:03.000 Which would suggest.

00:09:05.000 So that is, that was all over the news this week too, that the former CIA, head of the CIA was colluding with, um,

00:09:15.000 No, not colluding, runs this sort of gatekeep that decides what news can talk about and what they can't.

00:09:23.000 What's it called?

00:09:24.000 Newsbreak?

00:09:26.000 I don't expect you to know this.

00:09:27.000 I don't.

00:09:28.000 I don't even know who the ghetto boys are.

00:09:30.000 How the hell am I going to know? 1.00

00:09:34.000 It's sort of like the whole Biden thing where they go, holy shit, he's retarded. 1.00

00:09:38.000 And we go, yeah, we told you that a long time ago. 1.00

00:09:43.000 But where is that CAA thingamadoodle?

00:09:47.000 Uh, this is not good TV.

00:09:49.000 Well, this is good TV.

00:09:50.000 Think about this.

00:09:51.000 If I was still alive, you know, me and my fellas, we'd be using Telegram.

00:09:58.000 Or WhatsApp.

00:09:59.000 Or Signal.

00:10:00.000 Isn't that kind of funny?

00:10:01.000 Thinking about Tony Soprano using a different, uh, an alternative third-party messaging app?

00:10:06.000 Yeah, that's amazing.

00:10:07.000 Amazing.

00:10:08.000 What do you think about the new borders?

00:10:11.000 The what?

00:10:11.000 The New Borders.

00:10:13.000 I think they're fucking great. 0.98

00:10:14.000 Thanks! 0.98

00:10:14.000 Oh, no, I don't. 0.98

00:10:15.000 What?

00:10:16.000 No, they look super tacky. 1.00

00:10:17.000 Ah, shit. 1.00

00:10:17.000 It's like a British game show. 1.00

00:10:19.000 It's supposed to look like... That's about modern events.

00:10:21.000 It's like punk rock.

00:10:22.000 Aye.

00:10:23.000 No, it looks really corny.

00:10:24.000 Newspapers.

00:10:25.000 Very, like, 90s UK.

00:10:28.000 Anyway, we've recently discovered that the person in charge of deciding what goes on Google searches is inextricably linked to the CIA.

00:10:35.000 And I've noticed this past week that CIA, well they are CIA searchers, that Google searches are getting way worse. 0.92

00:10:42.000 Like look up our terrible black female politicians, like Cori Bush. 1.00

00:10:48.000 Okay, you put in Cori Bush, who recently said that criticizing Trump is an example, I'm sorry, Biden, is an example of white supremacy. 0.98

00:10:55.000 What?

00:10:56.000 You Google her,

00:10:58.000 And it's an ad for Cori Bush.

00:11:01.000 The first thing that comes up is CoriBush.com.

00:11:04.000 Cori Bush for Congress.

00:11:06.000 And then super flattering articles from C-SPAN, MSNBC.

00:11:11.000 Then her own website repeated on page one.

00:11:16.000 Zero controversy, her Twitter account, her Facebook, the entire first page is all about how awesome she is. 1.00

00:11:24.000 Meanwhile, she was all over the news this week for that stupid white supremacy comment. 1.00

00:11:31.000 Nope. 1.00

00:11:32.000 This is like your Puerto Rican grandparents who didn't even know that Fetterman was retarded. 0.98

00:11:37.000 But they don't watch Univision. 0.93

00:11:39.000 Right, they watch, what's it called, Univision.

00:11:41.000 No, they don't.

00:11:43.000 They don't?

00:11:44.000 They've never watched Univision, no.

00:11:45.000 Oh, I'm thinking of my Dominican barber, actually.

00:11:47.000 That stands to reason that Dominicans would have a... Yes. 0.94

00:11:52.000 No offense.

00:11:54.000 We used to do the comedy tour and stuff, and then I would meet Dominicans, and I'm like, I suppose I owe you an apology. 1.00

00:12:02.000 Just pass the buck to them.

00:12:05.000 Why do you hate Dominicans so much?

00:12:06.000 I don't hate them, I just will not... I refuse to be mistaken for them.

00:12:11.000 Okay.

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00:13:52.000 We'll probably cut you off soon.

00:13:53.000 We're going to do the God wheel. 0.99

00:13:56.000 I really hope that Useless black female politicians and my pet Biden comes up I'm kind of mad that everyone is getting on the pet Biden bandwagon now this week What? 1.00

00:14:09.000 You didn't notice anything wrong three years ago? 0.99

00:14:12.000 Four years ago?

00:14:14.000 We've been making fun... How long have we had My Pet Biden as a segment?

00:14:18.000 This is how... Years.

00:14:20.000 This is how all my friends felt when AFI had a radio hit.

00:14:23.000 They were like, I liked AFI when they were talking about... Yeah, we're gonna not make fun of him anymore.

00:14:28.000 We were making fun of him when it was cool.

00:14:30.000 Yeah, we're gonna support him now.

00:14:31.000 By the way, my insider people tell me that this Sunday he's going to step down.

00:14:35.000 And they're going to put in Kamala Harris and some random Jewish governor in Pennsylvania named Josh Shapiro that I hadn't heard of before I looked him up.

00:14:43.000 Very normal dude.

00:14:43.000 I think the DNC is trying to make back some anti-Semitism points because with all the protests in the schools they look and AOC and Jamal Bowman saying there was no evidence of the attack on Israel.

00:14:56.000 So they look pretty bad with the old Jays.

00:14:59.000 And they're going to have to run a J to get back in the good books.

00:15:02.000 It's not going to work though.

00:15:03.000 They're not even trying.

00:15:05.000 I was saying to that BBC guy, they're just gonna put in a position player to pitch because the game's over.

00:15:11.000 And they don't even want to win. 0.98

00:15:14.000 You know what's fucking gross? 0.98

00:15:15.000 I think we already talked about this. 0.98

00:15:17.000 Michelle Obama has great odds of winning if she were to run.

00:15:21.000 Why?

00:15:22.000 What's your favorite Michelle Obama policy?

00:15:25.000 Her husband?

00:15:26.000 That's not a policy.

00:15:28.000 Do you think Mike Tyson's wife would be good in the ring? 1.00

00:15:31.000 Why did we have Hillary Clinton? 1.00

00:15:33.000 I guess she had political experience.

00:15:34.000 No! 1.00

00:15:35.000 She was a fucking lawyer. 1.00

00:15:36.000 A terrible lawyer who giggled when she got a pedophile off for rape. 1.00

00:15:43.000 I don't get it. 0.99

00:15:44.000 This is America.

00:15:45.000 We don't have a monarchy.

00:15:46.000 Why are we having relatives run?

00:15:48.000 That's what I like about Ann Coulter when Trump won.

00:15:50.000 She said, we better not see his sons getting involved.

00:15:53.000 We didn't elect a king.

00:15:59.000 I have to check my phone because my daughter's alone. 0.77

00:16:03.000 You know, people know me for not being Dr. Phil, but I'll pause you this, Gavin.

00:16:10.000 What about D.R.

00:16:12.000 Phil?

00:16:14.000 What's D.R.

00:16:14.000 Phil?

00:16:15.000 Dominican Republic Phil.

00:16:17.000 Oh, okay, so you're just Dr. Phil on vacation.

00:16:19.000 Girl, you got to lose some weight because you're getting too fat, okay?

00:16:24.000 But you gain weight on vacation, don't you?

00:16:27.000 Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja, ja.

00:16:29.000 You hadn't really hammered out that bit.

00:16:30.000 No, it's better in text.

00:16:33.000 Yeah.

00:16:34.000 It's a picture, not a joke.

00:16:39.000 All right, let's start the God Wheel, shall we?

00:16:41.000 Yeah.

00:16:49.000 Please be my pet Biden.

00:16:51.000 Please be.

00:16:52.000 I want to talk about George Stephanopoulos. 0.98

00:16:54.000 Last night I found out he's a gay. 1.00

00:16:57.000 Did you know that? 0.97

00:16:58.000 Allegedly.

00:16:59.000 He got pulled over in DC driving in a Corvette with a dude.

00:17:03.000 That's not gay. 1.00

00:17:05.000 They were nude, doing coke and sucking each other's dicks. 1.00

00:17:09.000 Apparently he's three feet tall, but he has a head the size of a watermelon, so it works on TV. 1.00

00:17:14.000 And you know, I'm very happy to find out he's gay. 0.98

00:17:16.000 You know why? 0.76

00:17:17.000 Because I saw this bit on them, him and his wife, a long time ago, and they talked about the secret to their marriage is their incredible sex life.

00:17:26.000 And I was like, really?

00:17:28.000 You've been married for over 20 years and you get laid every day?

00:17:31.000 And I was jealous.

00:17:33.000 And now that I know it's a lie, I can relax. 0.83

00:17:36.000 It's a separate sex lie.

00:17:37.000 I'm still in the lead at once a week.

00:17:40.000 I'm back at the top spot. 0.99

00:17:44.000 You know something's up when a married couple talks about, oh, that's just us and our fucking. 0.99

00:17:49.000 We're always getting up to fucking. 0.99

00:17:50.000 Classic 20-year marriage. 0.99

00:17:52.000 You know how it is.

00:17:53.000 No?

00:18:00.000 Biden, Biden, Biden, Biden, Biden.

00:18:05.000 War on kids? 0.87

00:18:06.000 Boo! 0.83

00:18:07.000 Depressing sex trafficking talk.

00:18:14.000 Now doubled.

00:18:16.000 Why are you doubling it?

00:18:21.000 I don't know.

00:18:24.000 I guess you thought it was the competence crisis?

00:18:29.000 All right. 0.95

00:18:31.000 We've always said Steven Spielberg is a pedophile. 0.90

00:18:34.000 E.T. 1.00

00:18:34.000 is fucking weird. 1.00

00:18:36.000 I believe that E.T. 0.99

00:18:37.000 represents him.

00:18:39.000 I'm just a sweet guy. 0.50

00:18:40.000 I'm very ugly to adults.

00:18:42.000 The authorities don't want me around kids.

00:18:44.000 But I'm just a sweetheart who wants to love you.

00:18:47.000 And though I'm grotesque and scary at first, love me. 0.98

00:18:50.000 There's weird fucking parts of that movie that his sons smell his shirts when he's away. 0.98

00:18:58.000 No, sons don't do that when they miss their dad. 0.99

00:19:01.000 They don't smell his clothes to get his scent. 0.99

00:19:04.000 When the two brothers are yelling at each other, he calls them cum breath. 0.89

00:19:08.000 Which is not a thing little kids accuse each other of having.

00:19:13.000 We did a whole video on it.

00:19:16.000 So I'm obviously biased when I saw Spielberg talk about his favorite movie, but this gives me pedophile vibes.

00:19:22.000 Again, these are just theories.

00:19:24.000 We can't prove it.

00:19:25.000 But I'm not the first person to bring this up.

00:19:26.000 Jim Gode in Answer Me featured a whole three-page article discussing Spielberg's pedophile tendencies, especially Hook.

00:19:36.000 Where the kids, there's all kinds of allusions to the way the kids are dressed in that movie. 0.52

00:19:42.000 And the title was based on the shape of penis that Peter Pan had. 0.98

00:19:47.000 You can just keep those jokes to yourself, maybe write them down, then crumple up the piece of paper and throw it in the garbage. 0.94

00:19:54.000 Not your own, do you think you have watched the most?

00:19:56.000 Way too loud.

00:19:57.000 Sandler's the water boy.

00:19:58.000 I've probably watched that movie more than any other film.

00:20:00.000 What does that movie mean to you?

00:20:02.000 The thing that it means to me is it's one of the most audacious films I've ever seen because it is a deeply detailed

00:20:12.000 It's a portrait of a lonely human being.

00:20:15.000 You mean like a pedophile?

00:20:16.000 Who doesn't know anything about himself. 0.88

00:20:19.000 Who has very little identity.

00:20:21.000 His identity comes from what people say about him, what people write about him, and the people who take his picture.

00:20:26.000 But he doesn't have any familiarity with what is within him. 0.98

00:20:31.000 Why are we intellectualizing the fucking waterboy? 0.98

00:20:36.000 I don't think I've ever even seen it. 0.98

00:20:37.000 Have you?

00:20:37.000 Of course you have.

00:20:39.000 I feel like this is a fun inside joke where he's like, I went on some TV thing and I said that the Waterboy... Oh yeah, like the way they made Steven Seagal into a star as a joke?

00:20:47.000 Yeah.

00:20:48.000 So let's start saying the Waterboy's really good.

00:20:50.000 He's like, dude, they'll eat everything I say up.

00:20:52.000 It's gonna be... Watch this.

00:20:53.000 He's like, what should I do?

00:20:54.000 Make it Waterboy.

00:20:55.000 Okay, I think you're giving him way too much credit, but that would be hilarious.

00:20:58.000 A personal story that could have been told in close-ups.

00:21:02.000 This is a joke.

00:21:19.000 I think you're giving him too much credit.

00:21:21.000 There's no way he's serious about that.

00:21:22.000 Although, it was him and those other two guys that said, watch this, we can make any loser a star.

00:21:28.000 I'm going to bring in my jiu-jitsu instructor, Steven Seagal.

00:21:31.000 Was it Steven Spielberg?

00:21:32.000 Yeah, I think it was Spielberg and two other dudes.

00:21:32.000 Was one of those guys?

00:21:35.000 Pull that up.

00:21:36.000 Let's get that right.

00:21:37.000 That's exactly what happened then.

00:21:40.000 Spielberg bet Hollywood Seagal.

00:21:46.000 You know this story, right?

00:21:47.000 Someone made a Steven Seagal famous for a bet.

00:21:51.000 I think it was like a hundred grand.

00:21:54.000 I have it.

00:21:54.000 Do you have it yet?

00:21:56.000 Why don't you have it?

00:22:00.000 Did you even try?

00:22:01.000 Yeah, I typed in Seagal Spielberg bet. 1.00

00:22:03.000 Holy fuck, you're so retarded it's physically painful. 1.00

00:22:07.000 Did you search the emails though, or no? 1.00

00:22:09.000 Emails?

00:22:11.000 Emails?!

00:22:13.000 I put into Google, Spielberg, Bette, Hollywood, Segal, and I got a fucking movie instantly. 0.99

00:22:19.000 Is it this? 0.98

00:22:21.000 Nope, that's a trailer for a movie. 1.00

00:22:23.000 So is that shit for brains. 1.00

00:22:25.000 Anyway, go to the top. 1.00

00:22:28.000 Fucking guy, man. 1.00

00:22:29.000 The host can Google things faster than the Googler. 1.00

00:22:33.000 Wait, where'd you go?

00:22:34.000 We were gonna read the opening paragraph.

00:22:39.000 So it was a bet between Hollywood super agent Michael Ovitz.

00:22:46.000 So I guess Spielberg wasn't involved.

00:22:49.000 It was just super agents.

00:22:55.000 Huh.

00:22:56.000 He was his agent. 0.93

00:22:58.000 He's a human joke. 0.83

00:23:00.000 Well, Seagal gets the last laugh, because he's totally incompetent, and he had a very lucrative acting career. 0.95

00:23:06.000 Haha, bet's on you. 0.78

00:23:08.000 Joke's on you.

00:23:09.000 Joke's on you.

00:23:10.000 This is what happened to the Waterboy guy.

00:23:12.000 They said he's racist and homophobic, so that's pretty cool. 1.00

00:23:20.000 Yeah, he was kind of a d**k. And turns out he's a d**k in real life, too. 1.00

00:23:24.000 So he was actually kicked out of an LA hotel this week after going off on a black hotel staffer. 1.00

00:23:29.000 N-bombs! 1.00

00:23:30.000 F-bombs! 1.00

00:23:30.000 Violent threats! 1.00

00:23:31.000 The works!

00:23:32.000 And why?

00:23:33.000 He was apparently mad they didn't recognize him.

00:23:35.000 Yeah, according to the hotel incident report, Dante told the staffer... Whatever.

00:23:39.000 He's just drunk.

00:23:40.000 Um... 0.78

00:23:43.000 Here is that, those guys who hunt pedophiles. 0.92

00:23:47.000 This guy gets a few slaps. 0.98

00:23:49.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:23:50.000 You should get a slap if you steal someone's seat at a movie theater. 1.00

00:23:54.000 Going to, coming to a place to rape a 12-year-old girl, I think you should do a little more than slaps. 1.00

00:23:59.000 13-year-old girl. 1.00

00:24:01.000 Like me to do.

00:24:02.000 If you could just tell us the truth.

00:24:04.000 Yes.

00:24:05.000 What you did, you said.

00:24:06.000 Yeah, I did ask her to meet up with me.

00:24:08.000 Yes.

00:24:09.000 Right, right, right, right, right.

00:24:10.000 So.

00:24:11.000 You can give this to the police.

00:24:13.000 Okay. 0.97

00:24:14.000 Or, before we go in here, we can smack you a couple times.

00:24:17.000 Well, I gotta go to work, so... I can't go to work all slapped! 0.91

00:24:23.000 I gotta cook food, I can't have slaps on my face!

00:24:25.000 Is your job having no slap sort of policy?

00:24:29.000 His job is, he's a professional slap fighter.

00:24:31.000 Nice! 0.94

00:24:32.000 We good?

00:24:40.000 I don't like the fact that, yeah, the perp is like, are we good?

00:24:44.000 I'm good now.

00:24:44.000 Yeah, you're good.

00:24:46.000 You're a good rapist. 1.00

00:24:47.000 Let's slap you until you say, I'm not good. 1.00

00:24:49.000 I would like to stop this, please. 0.97

00:24:51.000 I mean, like, I get beaten up worse than that just at the gym sparring.

00:24:56.000 Your name's Antoine, right?

00:24:57.000 Yes.

00:24:58.000 Stay away from little girls. 1.00

00:24:59.000 Alright, buddy.

00:25:00.000 You're right.

00:25:00.000 Alright, that's enough.

00:25:01.000 I'm sorry about that.

00:25:02.000 No daps.

00:25:02.000 I can't take it.

00:25:03.000 I get upset.

00:25:03.000 Let me hit the spin sound.

00:25:06.000 Very important.

00:25:07.000 And...

00:25:13.000 Spam it!

00:25:16.000 Are you kidding? 1.00

00:25:17.000 You're fucking kidding me! 0.99

00:25:18.000 Alright, well God wants us to... No, don't play the whole intro again, Weiner. 0.99

00:25:26.000 Clearly God wants us to stay here for a reason.

00:25:28.000 I guess it was pro-choice.

00:25:31.000 So, the DNC is putting all their eggs in the Project 2025 basket.

00:25:36.000 Which, the real subtext of Project 2025 is, Trump's gonna make abortion illegal, and they're trying to drum up the woman vote. 0.60

00:25:44.000 That's how Vetterman got elected.

00:25:46.000 He was pro-choice, and that's all they cared about.

00:25:49.000 You get a 50, more than 50% of the population is female.

00:25:52.000 Although, the weird thing about abortion is, about half of women are pro-life.

00:25:58.000 So to just assume that it being pro-choice gets you all the female vote is forgetting all the Christian moms out there. 0.86

00:26:05.000 But anyway, this pro-life activist Lauren Handy sentenced to four years and nine months in prison for protesting in front of an abortion clinic. 1.00

00:26:14.000 She says, I'm at peace with myself and my future.

00:26:16.000 I will go into court with my head held high and my heart open.

00:26:21.000 See, this is, I was also talking to the BBC about this, about our justice system. 1.00

00:26:24.000 They ask about Trump's 35 counts and I'm like, our justice system is fucking garbage. 1.00

00:26:30.000 Pro-life. 1.00

00:26:32.000 Four years in prison.

00:26:34.000 What kind of bomb was she holding?

00:26:36.000 Did they say, what kind of, is it a pipe bomb or what kind of bomb?

00:26:40.000 Yeah, let's let's check out the bomb that she held and all the people. 0.99

00:26:44.000 Let's see how many people she stabbed Shall we? 1.00

00:26:47.000 Yeah Lots of rescue

00:26:54.000 They were sidewalk counseling in DC.

00:26:57.000 They saw a medical waste disposal company's truck parked outside.

00:27:00.000 They approached the driver and asked if they could give the aborted children inside the boxes a proper funeral.

00:27:05.000 They took the box back to their apartment and opened the box with the video camera running.

00:27:09.000 So they held a funeral for aborted fetuses.

00:27:13.000 And what's that called?

00:27:14.000 Actually, to make that a crime, you have to acknowledge that it's a person, right?

00:27:17.000 Desecrating human remains?

00:27:18.000 Oh yeah.

00:27:22.000 Uh, this would mean the facility violated the Partial Birth Abortion Ban Act and the Born Alive Infants Protection Act.

00:27:30.000 They suspect one of the fetuses may have been born alive and left to die.

00:27:35.000 The pair then hired a lawyer to contact a D.C.

00:27:37.000 medical examiner.

00:27:37.000 They asked for autopsies to be performed.

00:27:39.000 That evening, Handy left her apartment door unlocked so the police could enter.

00:27:42.000 On the morning of March 30th, when Handy returned to her apartment, she was met by FBI agents and arrested.

00:27:47.000 You know what's funny?

00:27:49.000 When I first heard about this story, it was portrayed as like this macabre, weirdo, Silence of the Lambs woman who collected abortions. 0.99

00:28:05.000 Which happened.

00:28:05.000 Remember that doctor who said, uh, he said, yeah, that's it.

00:28:09.000 I love it.

00:28:09.000 I'm an abortion doctor.

00:28:11.000 And then he died.

00:28:12.000 And we looked at his garage and it was full of boxes of dead babies.

00:28:16.000 I can see why God wanted us to stay on this subject.

00:28:19.000 So this is when the news gets so absurd.

00:28:22.000 It is literally a parody.

00:28:24.000 And, um,

00:28:27.000 So the Babylon Bee piped in on this woman and said, pro-lifer released from prison after saying she was blocking abortion clinic for Palestine.

00:28:38.000 Palestine.

00:28:39.000 The queers for Palestine thing has ramped up. 0.96

00:28:43.000 It hasn't gone down.

00:28:45.000 And now that the cat's out of the bag that these Palestinians want to throw you off a building, they don't care. 1.00

00:28:52.000 And you know what's even crazier about the queers for Palestine? 1.00

00:28:55.000 They blocked the gay pride parade. 0.98

00:28:59.000 Oh wow. 0.98

00:28:59.000 Because, I don't know, you shouldn't be celebrating when Palestinian babies are dying or something. 0.98

00:29:05.000 I love when the left cannibalizes itself.

00:29:08.000 All right.

00:29:09.000 God, can we leave this subject, please? 0.97

00:29:11.000 It fucking bums me out. 0.98

00:29:13.000 I want to go behind the paywall. 1.00

00:29:16.000 I had someone write in, by the way, and they go, the God Wheel sucks.

00:29:19.000 It always goes to Proud Boys and Menus because that side of the wheel's heavier. 0.75

00:29:25.000 Conspiracy.

00:29:26.000 What? 0.99

00:29:28.000 How the fuck do you think physics works, bro? 0.99

00:29:30.000 That wasn't much of a spin. 1.00

00:29:36.000 If this is a baby, I'm going to shit my pants. 0.99

00:29:38.000 Proud Boys. 0.99

00:29:39.000 Oh, okay.

00:29:40.000 Let's play the Proud Boys thing.

00:29:42.000 Stand back.

00:29:43.000 Stand by.

00:29:44.000 Proud Boys.

00:29:45.000 Proud Boys.

00:29:46.000 Proud Boys.

00:29:48.000 Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.

00:29:52.000 Antifa's an idea, not an organization.

00:29:54.000 Oh, you got it.

00:29:54.000 Proud Boys.

00:30:00.000 Stand back.

00:30:02.000 Stand by.

00:30:05.000 So Governor Whitmer was on the Colbert Show.

00:30:08.000 She's getting more radical by the day.

00:30:12.000 She's not a fan of Trump. 0.96

00:30:14.000 And if you recall, the FBI basically seduced a bunch of retards into plotting to kidnap her. 1.00

00:30:24.000 Total victory for the left because that's how they constantly portray us. 0.99

00:30:29.000 As psychos who want to kill people and overthrow the government and kill judges and kidnap politicians. 0.95

00:30:37.000 That's not us, of course, but they want it to be. 0.97

00:30:40.000 So they do what a lot of these, like pedophile hunters, I support it, but I think it's misleading to assume that they're getting pedophiles off the street. 1.00

00:30:50.000 When you go online and you pretend to be a 12 year old that likes to be fucked in the ass, you're going to get a retard. 1.00

00:30:56.000 Who's like, yeah, I found a slutty 12 year old. 1.00

00:30:59.000 I didn't think that was a thing, but it's a thing now. 0.95

00:31:02.000 Okay.

00:31:02.000 I'm glad that that guy's not participating in what he wants to participate in, but it's not the same as like catching a real bonafide pedophile.

00:31:11.000 It's entrapment.

00:31:12.000 And, uh, the governor Whitmer story is the story of entrapment.

00:31:16.000 In fact, if I recall more than half of the people involved in this plot to kidnap her were government agents.

00:31:26.000 Are you really?

00:31:26.000 It's like the Nazi skinheads in Canada when I was a teenager.

00:31:30.000 They get all this money from the government to create a Nazi honeypot. 0.90

00:31:33.000 They put up propaganda that's so convincing that it actually works and they do create Nazis out of thin air. 0.58

00:31:41.000 And then they catch them being Nazis. 0.79

00:31:44.000 Anyway, apparently the Proud Boys are mentioned in this Stephen Colbert thing.

00:31:47.000 I hope we don't have to watch the whole four minutes.

00:31:51.000 She says she wants to meet the guys that came to kidnap her.

00:31:54.000 You ever notice his weird ear?

00:31:56.000 What?

00:31:56.000 His weird ear.

00:31:58.000 Colbert's.

00:31:59.000 I never noticed that before.

00:32:00.000 Yep.

00:32:01.000 It's weird.

00:32:02.000 It's okay.

00:32:03.000 He wears Brooks Brothers. 1.00

00:32:06.000 What the fuck's going on with his ear? 1.00

00:32:08.000 It's just wacky. 1.00

00:32:10.000 It looks like Lord of the Rings.

00:32:13.000 Well, half of it does.

00:32:15.000 Now I gotta look it up.

00:32:16.000 Half of it looks like Schmeagol and half of it looks like the guy that... before he turned into Schmeagol.

00:32:22.000 Keen observers will note that Colbert's right ear sticks out at an odd angle.

00:32:32.000 Wait, ear, ear, I gotta do a space here.

00:32:35.000 He's been deaf in that one since he was a child when surgery meant to fix a perforated eardrum caused damage to his inner ear.

00:32:42.000 I had this weird tumor as a kid and they scooped it out with a melon baller.

00:32:46.000 He used to be funny, Colbert.

00:32:48.000 The condition diverted him from an early interest in marine biology because he's unable to scuba dive.

00:32:54.000 Thanks a lot, surgeon, for imposing Colbert on us all.

00:32:58.000 Scuba Steve will never be.

00:33:01.000 And governor of the great state of Michigan, Gretchen Whitmer.

00:33:06.000 Okay, so again, once again, the book here is True Gretch, and about your life, your time in office, and one chapter explores, and this is a weird sentence to read, explores the 2020 plot to kidnap and assassinate you over COVID restrictions.

00:33:24.000 Yeah.

00:33:25.000 Which is something that I think we too easily forget.

00:33:28.000 How insane it got at the height of COVID, especially with the COVID denialism.

00:33:38.000 What do you most remember about when you found out?

00:33:40.000 Entrapment.

00:33:41.000 I most remember our corrupt FBI tricking some dunces who lived in a, one of them lived in a hole in the ground.

00:33:47.000 Literally a hole in the ground. 0.70

00:33:50.000 I think he had a computer down there and nothing else.

00:33:54.000 Go ahead.

00:33:55.000 How did this experience change you?

00:33:57.000 Well, I gotta tell you, you know, like every governor in the country, I was trying to build the plane while we were flying it.

00:34:03.000 We were addressing a pandemic that was killing our people.

00:34:06.000 We were getting misinformation out of the White House.

00:34:09.000 We were told, go find your own masks and gloves.

00:34:13.000 And Detroit, at the same time as New York City and New Orleans and Chicago, was on fire early on.

00:34:20.000 Our hospitals were full.

00:34:21.000 We had makeshift morgues.

00:34:23.000 Blah, blah, blah. 1.00

00:34:24.000 It's all your fault, you dumb bitch. 1.00

00:34:26.000 But see if you can find Proud Boys. 1.00

00:34:28.000 This is amazing propaganda.

00:34:30.000 This is what I've always talked about.

00:34:32.000 And Colbert has considered the news.

00:34:34.000 I think something like 75% of Americans get their news from late night TV. 0.99

00:34:51.000 The FBI fomented this fake kidnapping bullshit. 1.00

00:34:54.000 They duped a couple of losers. 1.00

00:34:56.000 They were the majority of the people involved in this plot. 0.96

00:34:59.000 Not only is she pretending that wasn't part of it, and it was an entrapment, she's also blaming it on Trump.

00:35:06.000 This is the Soviet Union.

00:35:11.000 He didn't mention them.

00:35:13.000 He asked, who do you want me to talk about?

00:35:15.000 And they said Proud Boys.

00:35:16.000 He's like, OK, Proud Boys.

00:35:17.000 This is Maoist.

00:35:18.000 We're in the middle of the Great Leap Forward.

00:35:29.000 We're good to go.

00:35:45.000 Stephen Colbert has a message for the leader of the Proud Boys who name-dropped him in court. 0.61

00:35:49.000 You are going to jail, you neo-num-nut! 1.00

00:35:52.000 And if you don't like it, you can come and get me, the late show host said during his TV monologue. 0.98

00:35:57.000 Welcome to the monkey house, brother!

00:35:59.000 Ooh, tough guy.

00:36:05.000 Some of the folks being featured in the videos in these hearings are not happy about all the publicity.

00:36:10.000 Take Proud Boy leader and worst case scenario David Cross, Joseph Biggs.

00:36:16.000 For his role in the coup, Biggs has been charged with seditious conspiracy.

00:36:20.000 It's a serious charge. 0.99

00:36:22.000 Yeah, it's a bullshit charge. 1.00

00:36:24.000 Just like Whitmer was a bullshit kidnapping, you fucking propagandist. 1.00

00:36:28.000 Biggs hasn't seen his daughter in five years. 1.00

00:36:32.000 He's facing 22 years for walking into the Capitol, going pee, and then an officer saying, can you get out of here?

00:36:39.000 And him going, okay.

00:36:41.000 That's it.

00:36:43.000 That's it.

00:36:44.000 And you're sitting there gloating about a father being taken away from his children for decades. 1.00

00:36:50.000 These people are fucking demonic. 1.00

00:36:53.000 And Biggs complained about the way this asshole portrays him. 1.00

00:36:57.000 And he doubles down with his propaganda. 1.00

00:36:59.000 This Proud Boys is going to be a proud member of the AARP.

00:37:03.000 And Biggs wants to move his trial now, according to the court, quote, in view of the increased and unquestionably spectacular 24-7 negative press and media coverage about the fraternity known as the Proud Boys.

00:37:17.000 Oh, that's right.

00:37:18.000 I forgot.

00:37:18.000 The Proud Boys is just a fraternity.

00:37:21.000 January 6th was just hazing.

00:37:22.000 I mean, we all heard their chant.

00:37:25.000 You don't know what the word fraternity means.

00:37:27.000 It means fraternal organization.

00:37:30.000 Frats are an example of a fraternal organization. 1.00

00:37:33.000 You fucking dunce! 1.00

00:37:41.000 Thank you, sir. 1.00

00:37:44.000 Thank you, sir.

00:37:45.000 May I have another?

00:37:49.000 What is this clapping for a joke?

00:37:51.000 It's so unnatural.

00:37:53.000 He argues that his client can't get a fair trial thanks to this week's televised hearings of the House Select Committee on January 6th and all the media coverage from Morning Joe to Stephen Colbert's Late Show.

00:38:09.000 This is pagan.

00:38:09.000 He's very Catholic, so I'm surprised he's participating in this pagan ritual as we all cheer about the lies destroying lives.

00:38:30.000 They're chanting!

00:38:32.000 You hear that?

00:38:36.000 Yeah!

00:38:36.000 You got him in jail!

00:38:38.000 He'll probably get raped! 1.00

00:38:40.000 Why Opie gets raped? 1.00

00:38:43.000 Wouldn't that be funny if that chick who hasn't seen her dad finds out her dad's getting raped? 1.00

00:38:50.000 They're fucking monkeys. 1.00

00:38:53.000 Violent fascists. 1.00

00:38:56.000 To hear that even one of them noticed? 0.89

00:39:00.000 We've already watched this.

00:39:02.000 That is really dark.

00:39:03.000 Let's go behind the paywall now.

00:39:05.000 Thank you for tuning in to our show.

00:39:09.000 Godwheel is a pretty unique thing that we do on Fridays.

00:39:12.000 It doesn't really represent the show.

00:39:14.000 But you know what?

00:39:15.000 I'm going to cheat here.

00:39:16.000 I'm going to defy God and jump into My Pet Biden where we will discuss his recent gaffes from calling Zelensky Putin to

00:39:27.000 To proudly promoting his Vice President Donald Trump.

00:39:33.000 That's correct.

00:39:33.000 He made both those mistakes in the past 24 hours, I believe.

00:39:37.000 But that's behind the paywall.

00:39:38.000 So we've got a new network here, Compound Censored.

00:39:41.000 You get Anthony shows every day, Monday to Thursday.

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00:39:48.000 Owen Benjamin is usually putting up like two shows a day.

00:39:53.000 It just goes on and on with Jim Goad and Atheism is Unstoppable.

00:39:58.000 Every time we do an interview we put it up there.

00:40:01.000 It's become a very fun network and we doubled our subs!

00:40:06.000 With this merger, we doubled our subs, and you know what's funny?

00:40:09.000 Zero media attention.

00:40:11.000 Zero blog reference.

00:40:12.000 Zero anything.

00:40:13.000 Because it's a success story for bad men. 0.97

00:40:16.000 Now, if Anthony and or I went bankrupt, lost our subs, got banned from the internet or whatever, do you know how many fucking people would be writing about that? 0.96

00:40:26.000 That is why I did that arrest hoax to show how hungry they are. 0.89

00:40:31.000 They say, oh, he's not relevant.

00:40:32.000 We don't write about him.

00:40:33.000 Unless you can show some sort of a failure like me getting arrested.

00:40:37.000 And then they get like the monkeys on Colbert and start going.

00:40:44.000 The evidence is right there in your face if you want to see it.

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Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 12, 2024

S6E10 - SUPERFLUOUS BROADS (FREE PART)

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