Gavin McInnes and Ryan Higa talk about equality and why you should be proud to be gay and straight. Gavin also talks about a dream he had about a woman in her twenties and why he doesn t want to have sex with women in their 20 somethings. And Gavin talks about how he woke up a little blue because he can t get a woman to fuck him because he s gay and wants to fuck a woman who s not gay and doesn t screw a woman like him. Also, Gavin and Ryan talk about Purpleworks Nutrition and how they make him go to the gym more often. And they talk about how they got Gavin to go to a meet and greet this Thursday at the Nita Fashions Meet and Greet at The Towers at the New York Palace. Gav and Ryan also talk about what it s like being gay and being a Puerto Rican and Japanese-American in New York City and how it s a fun thing to do and how much they love it. It s a free episode, so don t miss it! Get Off My Lawn with Gavin and Gav on this episode of GAVEN'S LOB! Get off my Lawn with GAVIN McINNES on this week's episode of GET OFF MY LAKE with GRAHAM MCCARTE and GRAVY MCCARTHORNEYS. Get OFF MY PLACE with Gavin McINnes on GAVY'S LAKE and GARRELLYNNE on this Thursday! Live from New York, it's a FREE episode from Gav talks about being gay, straight, queer, and being gay in NYC. Get off My Lawn! Get off your lawn with Gavin on this Monday, get off my lawn, get on my lawn and get out of my lawn! Subscribe to the Gavyn's Lawn with me on this show! and get your tickets to the meet and gavyn s podcast! get it on the road and get a free drink with me at the Towers at The New York palace this Thursday night! GRAFFASHION AND GRAYAN WELCOME TO THE MEET AND GIV ME A FREE TALKING TO MEET & GIV me a FREE PRIDE AND GIVE ME A BONUS EPISODES AND GIVES ME A TALK AND GOT A PODCAST WITH ME A WEEKS AND MORE.
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00:02:43.000Not because of that, that I couldn't fuck 20-somethings, but, you know, when you're tossing and turning and having these sort of intense dreams, and then you wake up and you're like, I gotta go work out now.
00:02:55.000But then I take the new formula, I get the new formula up.
00:03:10.000I do it half an hour before the workout.
00:03:13.000So I do it at nine, working out at 9.30, giving her with the pads, bam, bam, bam, bam.
00:03:19.000I also, I'm so vain that as a 54-year-old, I can feel the younger guys, and they probably know who I am, seeing like, what's this old man got?
00:03:27.000So I fucking wail on the pads, like when Larry's going like, bam, bam, bam, bam, boom, boom, that boom, boom, bam, boom, boom, boom.
00:03:48.000So I really appreciate Purpleworks Nutrition for getting me off my ass and making me go to the gym and then giving me my second wind when I'm at the gym.
00:03:56.000And then as far as these Grover Arms go, they are 78 percent less Grover-y than before.
00:08:04.000Now this is the same guy that you were worried hated you because he might have heard the last time that you were finding his humor so funny.
00:08:20.000Sometimes I think he might drink or something.
00:08:22.000Like one time he told me about all the pussy he gets.
00:08:25.000He goes on plenty of fish, and I told you this story already, he fucks these girls just for dinner.
00:08:33.000We're living in an era, especially in the Bronx, of dinner prostitutes, where Puerto Ricans, Colombians, Dominicans, they have a Monday guy, a Tuesday guy, and they go out for dinner, or he comes over and he orders pizza, and the kids eat the pizza, then he goes and fucks her in the room while the kids go play video games next door, in an apartment.
00:10:05.000I think we're all 100% on the same page.
00:10:08.000I think 100% of America agrees that just because you're a rich and famous football player doesn't mean you shouldn't be charged for racing on the road.
00:11:43.000Yeah, that's another Zinger obviously Tiger King is a doy But my wife and I had been in a bit of a Show slump where she likes to watch she's got some new show.
00:11:55.000Yeah, she's got some new show about rich people starring Nicole Kidman Which I cannot I'm sorry
00:15:51.000Okay, show the picture I airdropped you before the show.
00:15:55.000She's obsessed with chimps and she also is an incredibly talented artist and her level of drawing is about the same as my barber's level of humor, but check out this drawing that she did.
00:16:09.000Like, my wife and I both had to pause it and zoom in.
00:16:16.000And I was saying to her, like, if I had a six-year-old still, and she's handing me that, I'd go, okay, babe, that's great.
00:17:24.000Who, PETA gets a hold of them and decides they're in jail.
00:17:29.000And I hate PETA, but I see where PETA wants the chimps to go and where they are now.
00:17:34.000And I'm kind of like, yeah, I think that 7,000 square hectare sanctuary with individual little fucking play areas way out in the open is better than these little jails where they feed the McDonald's.
00:17:49.000So I can't believe what I'm saying, but I'm maybe on the side of PETA with this one.
00:17:53.000But it keeps getting crazier and crazier.
00:17:58.000She may or may not have kidnapped one of the chimps that she doesn't want to give back.
00:18:02.000Then they spend a whole episode on that Upstate, not Upstate New York, that Connecticut case where the chimp bites that woman's face off.
00:18:23.000But anyway, cannot recommend this enough for you and your lady.
00:18:27.000Dude, if you're a young man and you're good at Netflix and chill, I would recommend this for your first date.
00:18:37.000I wonder what Cassandra McDonald's opinion on this is, because she hates PETA, loves chimps, but if they're treating the chimps badly... Yeah, I think she'd be on my side with this.
00:18:58.000Remember Shane Gillis said the invisible woman is is a woman's wet dream and it's about this trillionaire guy who makes an invisible suit and he dumps the mediocre looking chick from Mad Men and no he doesn't dump her she dumps him and he can't take it because he loves her so much and so he stalks her she goes to live with her really cool platonic black friend and he gives she gives the daughter a fucking college fund and the black people love her
00:19:27.000This is exactly the same, but to the nth degree.
00:19:36.000They love taking southern tropes or, you know, right-wing sacred cows and just taking a huge diarrhea on them.
00:19:45.000So they make Waco not the left's fault.
00:19:49.000They make, they had a whole thing on Lynyrd Skynyrd where they pointed out that the drummer was vegetarian and the singer doesn't like the stars and bars, so I'm gonna wreck Lynyrd Skynyrd for you.
00:20:00.000Ruby Ridge, remember Ruby Ridge early 90s?
00:20:03.000Some dude who, I think he was anti-semitic among other things, but he was a big, you know, homesteader.
00:20:41.000But the big picture with Ruby Ridge, to most people, is not a t-shirt.
00:20:46.000But the fact that this man was pilloried by the state for enjoying his Second Amendment and was murdered for it, much like David Koresh.
00:20:56.000As Kumiya points out, David Kresh is a freak, but they could have got him when he was going to get groceries or any other time during the day, but they chose to storm the fort and allow people to die.
00:21:26.000Because he's bringing the bail money for his sweet little cousin who was caught with weed.
00:21:34.000and he needs 30 grand no 10 grand in bond in bail money and then uh 20 grand they're gonna buy a truck and i don't know catch fish or some shit he's got a whole career for him and this sweet little angel never did anything wrong
00:21:49.000And you're like, well, is that the pattern here?
00:21:51.000And it's sort of like Rambo where they fuck with the wrong guy, but it's these racist, corrupt cops who steal black people's money.
00:21:59.000They arrest black people for no good reason, then steal their bail money, and it gets caught up in the courts, and then they release them after 90 days when the body cams are deleted.
00:22:10.000So you're watching it going, oh, this is typical, right?
00:22:13.000Racist cops and a black dude has had enough of false imprisonment, okay.
00:22:19.000Meanwhile, even in their plot, this cousin was a snitch and he gets shivved in prison.
00:22:26.000That's kind of what you sign up for when you snitch on a gang.
00:25:51.000And when they see, you know, we might get to all the fucking Haitians eating cats in Ohio, but when they see all that, it rubs them the wrong way.
00:26:06.000So they want to come up with an excuse, and they like slavery and racism and all these other excuses, but you know, black failure, white guilt.
00:26:13.000But this is one of the most, like my jaw dropped when I saw this scene.
00:26:17.000They're trying to get these cards of the police being abusive to innocent black guys who just had a bag of weed in their car, and they got them.
00:26:27.000But they're in the courthouse at night stealing them from, I don't know, the evidence room?
00:26:32.000And the cops want to make sure they don't get there.
00:26:34.000They don't realize these people are already there.
00:26:36.000So they light the courthouse on fire, but they put out the fire early and they get the evidence.
00:26:44.000And now he's like, I'm gonna have to restart the fire.
00:26:46.000And by the way, the little mousy lady who's a DA, she loves this old courthouse.
00:26:51.000And she says, it's got so much history in here.
00:28:04.000I just gave you a half hour of Lucy Goose, but I would be remiss if I didn't cover the Ohio cat eating because tomorrow we're doing the debates.
00:28:21.000Okay, let's play the immigration interstitial.
00:28:26.000All these fucking people in this country!
00:28:33.000If you don't like this country, fuck off!
00:28:43.000That's how bad things are getting, by the way.
00:28:44.000We have these Chinese and Puerto Rican fucking Guatemalan immigrants screaming about these new immigrants coming in.
00:28:52.000They'll be like, Humberto Iglesias was complaining about the number of refugees in his town, as was Sally Wong and the Huacato brothers.
00:29:03.000But yeah, to finish what I was saying before the interstitial, tomorrow night starting at 9 p.m.
00:29:09.000ET, Anthony Cumia, the cops, we're all gonna be here watching the debates, reporting on them live.
00:29:18.000So that's going to be very exciting for you and for us.
00:29:22.000And we'll take calls during the commercial breaks.
00:29:25.000It's tricky live streaming a show, a debate like that, because you don't want to step on their words, but you don't want to just be sitting here providing nothing extra.
00:29:34.000So we'll have to... I might even try being sober for that.
00:29:50.000Trump will try to prod her and she will just repeat the Biden tropes.
00:29:56.000I'll be interested to see if she repeats Biden's shit that he likes to say about Trump with the World War II vets are suckers and losers and Nazis are very fine people.
00:30:23.000He's talking about illegals just in general.
00:30:25.000So I have the broken up into various areas, but illegals in general are crossing the border, getting a two thousand dollar stipend, then going back and doing it again.
00:30:38.000This is not the immigration that your father talked about or your grandfather talked about.
00:30:44.000This is a, it shouldn't even be called immigration.
00:31:13.000You set up, because back in the day, you know, when there's, you know, I don't know everything, obviously, but like, maybe the similar time in American history would have been the early 1900s.
00:31:26.000And you had all those Europeans coming over on the boats to work.
00:32:44.000Like, we were talking about it last year.
00:32:47.000It was a great example of the problems of socialism and how they're eating pets and cats and dogs and you don't see any stray animals in Venezuela.
00:37:05.000Now this is, I've always said the administration is retarded, more retarded than evil.
00:37:10.000You guys tend to disagree and talk about this big plan, this big scheme.
00:37:15.000It seems pretty retarded to me when you have just a couple months before the election to import the worst of the turd world to the tens of thousands in the least compatible places.
00:37:27.000Like what we just saw is a Trump ad campaign.
00:39:10.000And with what I'm seeing, it is so unsafe in my neighborhood anymore.
00:39:15.000I have the homeless that we're trying to camp out, and I have made concessions with them, and I try to help them the best I can to keep them.
00:39:27.000I have men that cannot speak English in my front yard screaming at me, throwing mattresses in my front yard, throwing trash in my front yard.
00:41:32.000I've been trying my whole life to catch a seagull.
00:41:36.000In Unbroken, Louie Zamperini is stranded on a dinghy after his B-52 crashes in World War II and he kills a seagull and he pukes his guts out because one of their survival mechanisms is to taste disgusting.
00:41:53.000So I'm not sure how the refugees overcome that part.
00:42:18.000Two of the Venezuelan gangsters who participated in the violent takeover of the apartment buildings in Aurora, Colorado have been released on $1,000 bonds.
00:42:25.000They are now free to go back into the community and terrorize more Americans.
00:42:28.000Does anyone remember when New York forced President Trump to pay $400 million just to appeal the hoax they brought against him?
00:42:36.000I guess Trump is far more dangerous than violent gangsters who go around pointing guns at innocent people.
00:42:42.000I mean, it's pretty fucking amazing when you can take over a building.
00:47:19.000Oh, this is the guy who was reveling in the concept of Proud Boys being multiracial, then going to California prisons where you can't be multiracial, you have to pick a race, and then getting gang raped.
00:50:18.000I mean we're familiar with Britain and that hostile takeover but like these Muslims keep doing mass prayers on roads and in places where they impede traffic or show their numbers.
00:50:32.000Like there's plenty of mosques in Toronto you could pray.
00:51:51.000Palestinians, however, and... Look, there's tons of Hamas flags.
00:51:56.000So you're not a terrorist if you support Hamas and say, from the river to the sea, but you are a terrorist if you're a Proud Boy and you say, fuck around and find out.
00:52:26.000There a Muslim politician from Switzerland by the name of Sanija Ameti has just uploaded a photo on Instagram that shows her shooting images of Jesus and Mary.
00:52:33.000She came to Switzerland in 95 as a refugee when she was just three years old.
00:52:38.000Now she's a member of the Green Party and she shoots Jesus effigies.
00:53:55.000We talked about this a long ass time ago and we saw this Spice guy, not a Spice girl, and he was bitching about Trump and we thought what a strange way to conduct business.
00:54:08.000To be that partisan when you're just trying to sell Spice.
00:54:15.000And we said, we should out this guy and show people that he's ruining his business.
00:54:20.000And we got a million people who were very familiar with Penzi.
00:54:39.000I'd ordered spices a few weeks ago from my favorite spice company, since then I started to get promotional emails, which I mindlessly deleted, but the subject of their most recent one caught my eye.
00:54:50.000And the owner of the spice company says, it's official, Republicans have lost their damn minds in the response to 12 jurors unanimously finding the former president guilty on 34 accounts.
00:55:00.000Republicans have clearly and officially left reality behind.
01:01:01.000All right, so all we know about the woman that she hugged is that they're doing it at an anti-Republican spice place, and the two women are obviously already huge Kamala supporters.
01:01:14.000But I wish I- I thought I had more evidence that they actually worked on the fucking campaign.
01:07:03.000Visalia PD officers were called to a home in the 2300 block of West Monte Vista after a report that a child had been attacked by the family's pit bull.
01:08:43.000Just, you know, we're doing a talk at the University of South Carolina, just making fun of Kamala, which apparently is going to make students of color feel unsafe.
01:09:14.000I think just referring, I think just referring to calling it violent childish really underestimates what the Proud Boys and what Milo has said.
01:09:21.000They could have said anything along the lines of militant behavior, homophobic, sexist, racist rhetoric, but it seemed like they were playing it safe.
01:09:42.000I had to look at it and decide, what's the best way to move?
01:09:44.000What is the safest, most politically correct way I can approach this that isn't diminishing their rights, but it also isn't diminishing my rights as a student.
01:09:51.000So, the organization acknowledged the constitutional right to free speech, when said if events like this could devolve into something worse, blah, blah, blah.
01:09:59.000We don't know what the speaker's mindset is, do-da-do-ba-do, but we also need to make sure.
01:10:03.000I thought they were going to have a thing called, like, Love Fest 2024.