Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 09, 2024


S6E30 - IMMINVASION

Topics
Purple Works Nutrition Chimp Crazy drawing obsession unsafe neighborhood Cool Friend's album release
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Gavin McInnes
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Team Kamala Harris Ryan Ruby Ridge Joe Biden Aurora Nicole Kidman Laura Loomer Tiger King Julia Hamelberg Casual Mondays Guardian Angel Rebel Ridge Obama MS-13 Tons Purple Works Nutrition David Koresh Trendy Aragua Hawk Tua Harris Cassandra McDonald and 36 more
S4E26 - STEVE, HOLD IT! COMPOUND CENSORED - EP165 - TACS 1818: I'M WIT HER

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Gavin McInnes and Ryan Higa talk about equality and why you should be proud to be gay and straight. Gavin also talks about a dream he had about a woman in her twenties and why he doesn t want to have sex with women in their 20 somethings. And Gavin talks about how he woke up a little blue because he can t get a woman to fuck him because he s gay and wants to fuck a woman who s not gay and doesn t screw a woman like him. Also, Gavin and Ryan talk about Purpleworks Nutrition and how they make him go to the gym more often. And they talk about how they got Gavin to go to a meet and greet this Thursday at the Nita Fashions Meet and Greet at The Towers at the New York Palace. Gav and Ryan also talk about what it s like being gay and being a Puerto Rican and Japanese-American in New York City and how it s a fun thing to do and how much they love it. It s a free episode, so don t miss it! Get Off My Lawn with Gavin and Gav on this episode of GAVEN'S LOB! Get off my Lawn with GAVIN McINNES on this week's episode of GET OFF MY LAKE with GRAHAM MCCARTE and GRAVY MCCARTHORNEYS. Get OFF MY PLACE with Gavin McINnes on GAVY'S LAKE and GARRELLYNNE on this Thursday! Live from New York, it's a FREE episode from Gav talks about being gay, straight, queer, and being gay in NYC. Get off My Lawn! Get off your lawn with Gavin on this Monday, get off my lawn, get on my lawn and get out of my lawn! Subscribe to the Gavyn's Lawn with me on this show! and get your tickets to the meet and gavyn s podcast! get it on the road and get a free drink with me at the Towers at The New York palace this Thursday night! GRAFFASHION AND GRAYAN WELCOME TO THE MEET AND GIV ME A FREE TALKING TO MEET & GIV me a FREE PRIDE AND GIVE ME A BONUS EPISODES AND GIVES ME A TALK AND GOT A PODCAST WITH ME A WEEKS AND MORE.

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:51.000 Can we consider the matter settled now?
00:00:54.000 Alright?
00:00:54.000 There's nothing wrong with that.
00:00:58.000 There's nothing wrong with that.
00:01:00.000 It's called equality, bigots.
00:01:03.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:01:06.000 Don't feel bad if you're black and you're gay. 0.99
00:01:08.000 It's fun to be black and gay. 0.98
00:01:11.000 We're white.
00:01:11.000 I'm white and gay.
00:01:13.000 Ryan is Puerto Rican and Japanese and gay. 0.76
00:01:18.000 And you know what? 0.96
00:01:18.000 He loves it. 0.96
00:01:20.000 He loves every god dang minute of it.
00:01:22.000 I almost took the Lord's name in vain.
00:01:24.000 Welcome back to Casual Mondays.
00:01:27.000 Last week we had Casual Mondays, but I was so brain dead I did it on Tuesday.
00:01:32.000 This is an actual literal Monday.
00:01:36.000 It's a free episode.
00:01:38.000 So we start out the episode by thanking Purpleworks Nutrition, which I'm currently on right now.
00:01:47.000 Did some pads.
00:01:48.000 I'm on the new stuff right now.
00:01:52.000 I woke up, I was feeling kind of blue.
00:01:54.000 I had the weirdest nightmare.
00:01:56.000 A blue Monday?
00:01:58.000 I had a nightmare that I created the perfect woman. 0.99
00:02:01.000 This is in the dream, right?
00:02:03.000 And she was like an artist.
00:02:03.000 She was in her twenties, beautiful, cool, kind of weird.
00:02:08.000 And she didn't want me. 0.80
00:02:11.000 Oh no.
00:02:11.000 And I realized, like, my perfect woman wouldn't want to wreck a marriage.
00:02:15.000 Yeah.
00:02:16.000 And destroy, you know, my kids' lives.
00:02:19.000 Or she wouldn't be an ethical person.
00:02:21.000 And then I wouldn't be attracted to her. 1.00
00:02:24.000 So I'm like, I'm in my fucking dream when I can't get any pussy. 1.00
00:02:28.000 Fuck this. 1.00
00:02:29.000 Anyway. 1.00
00:02:30.000 My perfect woman doesn't screw worms like me. 1.00
00:02:32.000 Okay. 0.93
00:02:37.000 Sorry.
00:02:38.000 Kind of weird, but okay.
00:02:42.000 So I woke up a little blue. 0.94
00:02:43.000 Not because of that, that I couldn't fuck 20-somethings, but, you know, when you're tossing and turning and having these sort of intense dreams, and then you wake up and you're like, I gotta go work out now. 0.96
00:02:55.000 But then I take the new formula, I get the new formula up. 0.98
00:02:59.000 I just put it in the thing.
00:03:00.000 I don't shake it up and carry it around.
00:03:02.000 I do it, I do it, what are you doing?
00:03:06.000 Yeah, that one, Invictus.
00:03:10.000 I do it half an hour before the workout.
00:03:13.000 So I do it at nine, working out at 9.30, giving her with the pads, bam, bam, bam, bam.
00:03:19.000 I also, I'm so vain that as a 54-year-old, I can feel the younger guys, and they probably know who I am, seeing like, what's this old man got? 0.83
00:03:27.000 So I fucking wail on the pads, like when Larry's going like, bam, bam, bam, bam, boom, boom, that boom, boom, bam, boom, boom, boom. 0.95
00:03:34.000 Really spicing it up. 0.99
00:03:36.000 And Purpleworks helps you show off to the youngsters and show that you still got it.
00:03:43.000 We still got it, kiddies.
00:03:46.000 So there's that.
00:03:48.000 Yeah. 0.96
00:03:48.000 So I really appreciate Purpleworks Nutrition for getting me off my ass and making me go to the gym and then giving me my second wind when I'm at the gym. 0.96
00:03:56.000 And then as far as these Grover Arms go, they are 78 percent less Grover-y than before. 0.96
00:04:02.000 So thank you, Purple Works Nutrition. 0.93
00:04:05.000 Also, Nita Fashions meet and greet this Thursday.
00:04:09.000 Starts at 6, I believe.
00:04:10.000 Contact Nita Fashions at nitafashions.com under info.
00:04:16.000 You can click on their schedule there.
00:04:19.000 They're at the usual New York City hotel.
00:04:21.000 It's the only meet and greet I'm doing on this particular tour.
00:04:24.000 The Towers at Lott.
00:04:26.000 New York Palace is 200 bucks.
00:04:28.000 You get a magic pin, little badge that gets you into all censored events for free forever.
00:04:35.000 It's fancy whiskey that we drink there for free for not really forever.
00:04:42.000 And then you get to you size up the shirts.
00:04:44.000 You choose some shirts, some suits, whatever you want.
00:04:46.000 Oh, you get a free shirt.
00:04:47.000 I forgot that minor detail.
00:04:49.000 And you know what you should get?
00:04:50.000 This is just a flannel, but the dress shirt, my new favorite dress shirt, the collar comes down.
00:04:56.000 It's a button-down collar, but the button is hidden with a little loop behind the collar.
00:05:01.000 It's a ton of fun!
00:05:04.000 So we'll all be meeting there, hangin' out, The Towers at Lot, New York Palace, 455 Madison Avenue, this Thursday, 6 p.m.
00:05:13.000 Email them, contact them through their Instagram, whatever you want.
00:05:17.000 Pull up their email.
00:05:18.000 Ryan, you've still got the Purpleworks Nutrition down there.
00:05:23.000 Sales at needoffashions.com, info at needoffashions.com.
00:05:26.000 It all works.
00:05:28.000 And book your spot.
00:05:29.000 Usually there's about 20 people there.
00:05:32.000 We all hang out for a while.
00:05:34.000 I might bring my son down.
00:05:35.000 I need him to get an outfit on.
00:05:39.000 Okay, that's sufficient shilling for today.
00:05:42.000 That's enough cucking for shekels for today. 1.00
00:05:44.000 We can begin the show.
00:05:47.000 And I'd like to begin the show with
00:05:52.000 Oh my god, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to get through this.
00:05:57.000 My barber, you may have noticed I got a haircut a few hours ago.
00:06:02.000 This guy, why are Yugoslavians wasting their time cutting hair when they could be on Kill Tony? 1.00
00:06:11.000 This guy is like, I, it's dangerous.
00:06:16.000 I'm laughing so hard that I'm scared he's going to cut me.
00:06:19.000 You ready for this?
00:06:20.000 Yes.
00:06:23.000 Lord, give me strength to get through this.
00:06:28.000 I get in there and he says, do you want the haircut or haircut?
00:06:35.000 Now, a little side note, he thinks this is a hear with an H, like the way Quebecois think that your air moves around into hair.
00:06:46.000 So with open vowel consonants, sometimes they'll add an H in there.
00:06:52.000 So that's neither here nor there, but he thinks this is called a hear.
00:06:55.000 So he goes, you want me to cut your hair or your hears?
00:07:01.000 This gets crazier.
00:07:05.000 He doesn't mean the hair on my ears, which I do want cut.
00:07:07.000 He means cut my actual ears off.
00:07:09.000 Uh, no thanks. 0.98
00:07:12.000 Hey Ryan, do you want your ears cut off? 0.74
00:07:16.000 No, that's a pretty easy one. 0.62
00:07:17.000 Just the hair.
00:07:18.000 Yeah, just the hair, thanks.
00:07:20.000 What? 1.00
00:07:20.000 Like, you cannot make this shit up. 1.00
00:07:25.000 This is... 1.00
00:07:27.000 And then it gets crazier.
00:07:30.000 He goes, okay, and you don't want the mustache cut, right?
00:07:33.000 Just shave here, you fade up, fade down, beard, but no mustache?
00:07:37.000 Would you rather have mustache or ears?
00:07:40.000 I go, I'd rather you cut the ears than my mustache.
00:07:43.000 Now he's dying. 0.96
00:07:45.000 He made me die laughing, I made him die laughing.
00:07:49.000 That's how much I don't want my mustache being touched.
00:07:53.000 Even though it grows back and ears would be more valuable, you'd think.
00:07:57.000 I'm like, dude, you're wasting gold!
00:08:04.000 Now this is the same guy that you were worried hated you because he might have heard the last time that you were finding his humor so funny.
00:08:12.000 I was overestimating their reach.
00:08:15.000 But he really did ice you for a bit.
00:08:18.000 So that really happened.
00:08:19.000 He's moody.
00:08:20.000 Sometimes I think he might drink or something. 1.00
00:08:22.000 Like one time he told me about all the pussy he gets. 1.00
00:08:25.000 He goes on plenty of fish, and I told you this story already, he fucks these girls just for dinner. 1.00
00:08:33.000 We're living in an era, especially in the Bronx, of dinner prostitutes, where Puerto Ricans, Colombians, Dominicans, they have a Monday guy, a Tuesday guy, and they go out for dinner, or he comes over and he orders pizza, and the kids eat the pizza, then he goes and fucks her in the room while the kids go play video games next door, in an apartment. 0.98
00:08:53.000 Romance. 0.88
00:08:54.000 And they say romance is dead.
00:08:58.000 So yeah.
00:09:00.000 No.
00:09:00.000 So sometimes he tells me about his sexcapades.
00:09:02.000 Sometimes he's very quiet.
00:09:03.000 I don't know.
00:09:05.000 But he hasn't X'd you?
00:09:07.000 He's not X'd me. 0.96
00:09:08.000 No.
00:09:09.000 Today we were riffing!
00:09:12.000 Riffing up a storm.
00:09:15.000 Like what level of comedy is that? 0.89
00:09:18.000 Do you want me to cut your ears off instead of your hair? 1.00
00:09:21.000 I'm gonna go with five-year-olds?
00:09:24.000 Maybe a very smart four-year-old or a semi-retarded six-year-old. 1.00
00:09:30.000 But holy fuck, guys. 1.00
00:09:32.000 And the repetition. 1.00
00:09:34.000 Apparently there's some fucking football player who got caught racing and everyone's excited about it. 0.99
00:09:39.000 Tyrese something. 1.00
00:09:41.000 He's like, fuck him. 1.00
00:09:42.000 He's racing. 1.00
00:09:43.000 You think you're above the law, you rich fuck. 1.00
00:09:45.000 Fuck him. 1.00
00:09:46.000 Arrest him. 1.00
00:09:48.000 He thinks because he's famous, he's above the law.
00:09:50.000 People think they don't have the law.
00:09:53.000 People think they're above the- He doesn't know above the law.
00:09:55.000 I taught him the term above the law.
00:09:56.000 People think they have no law.
00:09:59.000 He racing. 1.00
00:10:00.000 He racing, but he rich, motherfucker. 1.00
00:10:02.000 Fuck him. 1.00
00:10:03.000 Okay, I got it. 1.00
00:10:04.000 Very simple concept.
00:10:05.000 I think we're all 100% on the same page.
00:10:08.000 I think 100% of America agrees that just because you're a rich and famous football player doesn't mean you shouldn't be charged for racing on the road. 1.00
00:10:17.000 Fuck him. 1.00
00:10:18.000 He racing. 1.00
00:10:19.000 Yeah, I got it, dude.
00:10:22.000 I got it. 0.99
00:10:23.000 I don't give a fuck. 0.99
00:10:32.000 In other news, today's New York Post talks about my way to hell. 0.99
00:10:38.000 President Biden was so hell-bent on getting out of Afghanistan, he rebuked any advice to the contrary.
00:10:43.000 We saw what a catastrophe this is.
00:10:46.000 I'm mad at the New York Post.
00:10:48.000 They keep criticizing Joe Biden. 0.99
00:10:51.000 I would rather you kissed his ass so we were up against him, which would be an easy win, whereas with Kamala, we're up. 1.00
00:10:59.000 She has the stupid bitch contingent. 1.00
00:11:00.000 That's Sunday's paper I just showed you. 1.00
00:11:03.000 So I'm not as confident as I was when we were up against Biden. 0.99
00:11:11.000 In other news, I saw a fucking show. 0.99
00:11:15.000 On the weekend with my wife. 1.00
00:11:16.000 Great, great show to watch with your wife or your girlfriend. 0.74
00:11:21.000 And there's not that many.
00:11:22.000 There's White Lotus.
00:11:24.000 There's the one, The Incredible Life of Pam or whatever, where she's sipping the sippy cup super gulp.
00:11:31.000 The Truth About Pam. 0.99
00:11:33.000 What the fuck was that? 0.99
00:11:34.000 With Reese Witherspoon? 1.00
00:11:35.000 No.
00:11:36.000 The chick who had the show me the money chick. 1.00
00:11:40.000 Is that her?
00:11:41.000 No, the thing about Pam. 0.99
00:11:43.000 Yeah, that's another Zinger obviously Tiger King is a doy But my wife and I had been in a bit of a Show slump where she likes to watch she's got some new show.
00:11:55.000 Yeah, she's got some new show about rich people starring Nicole Kidman Which I cannot I'm sorry
00:12:02.000 I'll do a lot.
00:12:04.000 I will do anything for love, but I can't do that.
00:12:10.000 Nicole Kidman definitely has a rider that adds, people must talk about how incredibly beautiful I am.
00:12:20.000 You're not.
00:12:21.000 You look like a very attractive grandma. 0.94
00:12:24.000 You look like a ghost.
00:12:25.000 You haven't been hot since the others.
00:12:29.000 No.
00:12:30.000 But yeah, she's got some new show on Netflix that's all about rich people in the Hamptons.
00:12:36.000 Not gonna do it!
00:12:37.000 Are you gonna pull it up at some point?
00:12:39.000 Are you looking for it?
00:12:40.000 I have the one that you're gonna talk about.
00:12:42.000 Okay, but jump. 0.99
00:12:43.000 Can you talk about Nicole Kidman new... I think it's HBO Max.
00:12:50.000 Guys, if you can stomach this in order to get laid.
00:12:54.000 Wait, I think you use your left hand for civilians.
00:12:57.000 Yes.
00:12:58.000 I salute you.
00:12:58.000 Is it perfect strangers?
00:13:00.000 Uh, let me see.
00:13:01.000 Yeah, that sounds right.
00:13:03.000 It's sort of like that other one.
00:13:05.000 What's that one about the rich family?
00:13:07.000 Um, not Armageddon.
00:13:11.000 It was on HBO and White Lotus?
00:13:13.000 No, no, the one about the rich family that's it's sort of like Rupert Murdoch's family.
00:13:18.000 It's recession, concession, whatever that one is.
00:13:23.000 They all love that one.
00:13:27.000 But I cannot handle either of those.
00:13:30.000 But my wife loves them.
00:13:31.000 Go to that.
00:13:32.000 Yeah.
00:13:33.000 It's called... What's the other one called?
00:13:35.000 We don't care.
00:13:36.000 Recession, concession, ascension.
00:13:39.000 But look at this.
00:13:40.000 How chick is this? 1.00
00:13:42.000 This is what... This is what Vanity Fair used to be before it went woke.
00:13:49.000 It's porn for women. 1.00
00:13:52.000 Chick porn. 1.00
00:13:55.000 The people who come here, they come to heal. 0.98
00:13:58.000 I don't want to suffer.
00:14:02.000 Wait, is this it?
00:14:03.000 I don't know.
00:14:06.000 No, this isn't it.
00:14:08.000 No, this is a rich family in the Hamptons.
00:14:12.000 Maybe it's not Nicole Kidman. 0.98
00:14:13.000 I'm not really delivering this very well. 0.98
00:14:17.000 I also have some intense female porn. 0.96
00:14:22.000 I gotta send you. 0.98
00:14:24.000 But, okay, I feel like we have to unturn this stone.
00:14:28.000 New show, Hamptons.
00:14:31.000 Maybe it's on Netflix?
00:14:32.000 The Perfect Couple.
00:14:34.000 Yeah, that sounds maybe right.
00:14:35.000 It's a mystery, though.
00:14:38.000 And it's ludicrously good, apparently.
00:14:41.000 Big Little Lies?
00:14:42.000 No.
00:14:42.000 Of course it's written by a chick.
00:14:44.000 That looks rich.
00:14:45.000 Yeah, that looks like it.
00:14:46.000 Yeah, yeah, that's it.
00:14:47.000 That's it.
00:14:48.000 You found it.
00:14:49.000 The Perfect Couple on Netflix.
00:14:51.000 So, I love you, babe.
00:14:54.000 Bye-bye.
00:14:55.000 Enjoy your Perfect Couple series. 1.00
00:14:57.000 There's no fucking way I'm sitting through that shit. 1.00
00:15:00.000 But Chimp Crazy, on the other hand, not only am I sitting through it. 1.00
00:15:07.000 We did a bunch Saturday night and then got drunk and had horsing around.
00:15:12.000 But Sunday, she's super tired.
00:15:14.000 Very heavy baseball weekend with the kids.
00:15:17.000 And I'm like, I want to see the next episode of Chimp Crazy. 1.00
00:15:21.000 And she's like, I've got to go to bed.
00:15:22.000 I'm exhausted. 1.00
00:15:23.000 I'm like, fuck! 1.00
00:15:25.000 So then I gotta watch some stupid worst roommate ever shit. 1.00
00:15:29.000 And I've got this chimp crazy I'm dying to see. 1.00
00:15:33.000 Okay that chick they show. 1.00
00:15:34.000 At the whole beginning I'm just like oh my god her ex-husband who probably gave her five million dollars to get out of the marriage. 1.00
00:15:42.000 He must be so happy to see this crazy bitch now devoting her life to chimps. 1.00
00:15:46.000 And then later they show her husband. 1.00
00:15:48.000 He's still married to her.
00:15:51.000 Okay, show the picture I airdropped you before the show.
00:15:55.000 She's obsessed with chimps and she also is an incredibly talented artist and her level of drawing is about the same as my barber's level of humor, but check out this drawing that she did. 0.99
00:16:09.000 Like, my wife and I both had to pause it and zoom in.
00:16:16.000 And I was saying to her, like, if I had a six-year-old still, and she's handing me that, I'd go, okay, babe, that's great.
00:16:23.000 But let's have a little talk.
00:16:26.000 What do horses breathe through?
00:16:28.000 Their mouths.
00:16:30.000 Mm-hmm, that's true.
00:16:31.000 But also, their nostrils.
00:16:34.000 Yeah, so let's get some nostrils on this guy. 0.91
00:16:38.000 And their legs bend the wrong way.
00:16:39.000 Let's throw that in.
00:16:40.000 So anyway, it's about, the guy who did Tiger King gets into chimps.
00:16:47.000 My wife knows him, by the way.
00:16:48.000 He used to own clubs in New York, and my wife would do the... I keep talking about my wife.
00:16:52.000 I sound like a closeted fag. 1.00
00:16:54.000 But he would say to her, I don't want any douchebags coming in the club. 1.00
00:16:58.000 And she goes, OK, how do you define douchebag? 0.94
00:16:59.000 And he goes, guy with a striped shirt, a dress shirt with stripes.
00:17:03.000 Ever since I heard that, and that was 25 years ago, I never wear a dress shirt with stripes. 0.96
00:17:08.000 But this guy, Eddie Colt or something like that, he did Tiger King and had fucking luck. 0.95
00:17:14.000 Guardian Angel. 0.92
00:17:15.000 And then he does this.
00:17:17.000 They know about him in the animal scene, so he had to send in a fake director to talk to them. 0.95
00:17:21.000 And he comes across this crazy broad. 0.53
00:17:24.000 Who, PETA gets a hold of them and decides they're in jail.
00:17:29.000 And I hate PETA, but I see where PETA wants the chimps to go and where they are now. 0.90
00:17:34.000 And I'm kind of like, yeah, I think that 7,000 square hectare sanctuary with individual little fucking play areas way out in the open is better than these little jails where they feed the McDonald's. 0.92
00:17:49.000 So I can't believe what I'm saying, but I'm maybe on the side of PETA with this one. 0.95
00:17:53.000 But it keeps getting crazier and crazier.
00:17:58.000 She may or may not have kidnapped one of the chimps that she doesn't want to give back. 0.96
00:18:02.000 Then they spend a whole episode on that Upstate, not Upstate New York, that Connecticut case where the chimp bites that woman's face off. 0.98
00:18:11.000 Yeah.
00:18:12.000 Who debuted her new face on Oprah.
00:18:14.000 She's had a face transplant since.
00:18:15.000 I think her eyes are just plastic eyes. 0.91
00:18:18.000 It bit off her fingers. 0.61
00:18:19.000 You don't want to fight a chimp. 1.00
00:18:21.000 That thing is a beak. 0.99
00:18:23.000 But anyway, cannot recommend this enough for you and your lady.
00:18:27.000 Dude, if you're a young man and you're good at Netflix and chill, I would recommend this for your first date.
00:18:37.000 I wonder what Cassandra McDonald's opinion on this is, because she hates PETA, loves chimps, but if they're treating the chimps badly... Yeah, I think she'd be on my side with this.
00:18:46.000 This is egregious.
00:18:47.000 They do not treat the chimps well.
00:18:50.000 No.
00:18:52.000 What I wouldn't take a first date to, or a spouse, 0.99
00:18:57.000 is female porn. 1.00
00:18:58.000 Remember Shane Gillis said the invisible woman is is a woman's wet dream and it's about this trillionaire guy who makes an invisible suit and he dumps the mediocre looking chick from Mad Men and no he doesn't dump her she dumps him and he can't take it because he loves her so much and so he stalks her she goes to live with her really cool platonic black friend and he gives she gives the daughter a fucking college fund and the black people love her 0.99
00:19:27.000 This is exactly the same, but to the nth degree. 0.97
00:19:30.000 And Netflix is Obama's fantasies.
00:19:33.000 Now, Obama and Netflix, same thing. 0.55
00:19:36.000 They love taking southern tropes or, you know, right-wing sacred cows and just taking a huge diarrhea on them. 1.00
00:19:45.000 So they make Waco not the left's fault.
00:19:49.000 They make, they had a whole thing on Lynyrd Skynyrd where they pointed out that the drummer was vegetarian and the singer doesn't like the stars and bars, so I'm gonna wreck Lynyrd Skynyrd for you.
00:20:00.000 Ruby Ridge, remember Ruby Ridge early 90s?
00:20:03.000 Some dude who, I think he was anti-semitic among other things, but he was a big, you know, homesteader.
00:20:10.000 Gun guy.
00:20:11.000 The FBI decides they can't have guns.
00:20:13.000 They go onto his property.
00:20:14.000 He gets in a shootout.
00:20:15.000 They shoot his dog.
00:20:16.000 They point their guns at his son.
00:20:18.000 His 14-year-old son. 0.98
00:20:19.000 So he shoots at them. 0.99
00:20:20.000 They kill him. 1.00
00:20:22.000 KILL HIM! 1.00
00:20:23.000 Uh... Yeah, I think 1-3 is a picture of this guy. 0.99
00:20:30.000 I forget his name.
00:20:33.000 But that's him.
00:20:34.000 So I'm not sure if the whole family was killed.
00:20:39.000 Just say no to Zog. 1.00
00:20:41.000 But the big picture with Ruby Ridge, to most people, is not a t-shirt.
00:20:46.000 But the fact that this man was pilloried by the state for enjoying his Second Amendment and was murdered for it, much like David Koresh. 0.64
00:20:56.000 As Kumiya points out, David Kresh is a freak, but they could have got him when he was going to get groceries or any other time during the day, but they chose to storm the fort and allow people to die. 0.90
00:21:08.000 So Ruby Ridge pisses us off, right?
00:21:11.000 And I'm gonna make Rebel Ridge.
00:21:13.000 And the plot of Rebel Ridge is...
00:21:16.000 A wonderful blue-eyed black man, the sweetest plum of the African-American people of color, he's riding his bicycle through a small town.
00:21:26.000 Why?
00:21:26.000 Because he's bringing the bail money for his sweet little cousin who was caught with weed.
00:21:34.000 and he needs 30 grand no 10 grand in bond in bail money and then uh 20 grand they're gonna buy a truck and i don't know catch fish or some shit he's got a whole career for him and this sweet little angel never did anything wrong
00:21:49.000 And you're like, well, is that the pattern here? 1.00
00:21:51.000 And it's sort of like Rambo where they fuck with the wrong guy, but it's these racist, corrupt cops who steal black people's money. 0.99
00:21:59.000 They arrest black people for no good reason, then steal their bail money, and it gets caught up in the courts, and then they release them after 90 days when the body cams are deleted. 0.99
00:22:10.000 So you're watching it going, oh, this is typical, right? 0.98
00:22:13.000 Racist cops and a black dude has had enough of false imprisonment, okay. 0.98
00:22:19.000 Meanwhile, even in their plot, this cousin was a snitch and he gets shivved in prison. 0.99
00:22:26.000 That's kind of what you sign up for when you snitch on a gang.
00:22:30.000 But anyway...
00:22:33.000 You're watching the movie and then who shows up? 0.98
00:22:35.000 This mousy little blonde who's a liberal lawyer with a heart of gold and some fucking rock hard ethics and they get together. 1.00
00:22:45.000 Platonic! 0.99
00:22:45.000 It's always platonic for some reason. 0.99
00:22:47.000 I don't quite understand that part. 1.00
00:22:49.000 You don't fuck these black guys in your fantasy? 1.00
00:22:51.000 But she gets framed for being a junkie by these evil white racist cops and together they save the day. 1.00
00:23:00.000 Play the trailer for this. 0.99
00:23:03.000 It's worth a hate watch. 1.00
00:23:05.000 It is fucking ridiculous. 1.00
00:23:07.000 And what's the name of it again? 1.00
00:23:08.000 Rebel Ridge.
00:23:11.000 They're putrefying Ruby Ridge, which wasn't in the south.
00:23:13.000 I think it was along the Canadian border, but you get the idea. 0.95
00:23:18.000 Move it, negro! 1.00
00:23:20.000 Get out of my way! 1.00
00:23:21.000 Why did you have to bring cash?
00:23:24.000 You can't wire money to a small town.
00:23:27.000 They don't have banks.
00:23:28.000 Oh, that's the kid on the way to jail?
00:23:30.000 He's faster than the bus.
00:23:49.000 Oh, and there's another thing.
00:23:50.000 It's super anti-gun.
00:23:52.000 So there's at least a dozen scenes where he grabs someone's gun and empties the magazine, takes all the bullets out.
00:23:59.000 The only time I see him shoot anything, he's shooting like gas canisters that he stole from a cop.
00:24:04.000 So it's got this subtext of, you don't need guns to win.
00:24:13.000 That's her. 0.88
00:24:15.000 Heart of gold.
00:24:19.000 Don Johnson is the evil small-town cop.
00:24:24.000 This guy's a Marine.
00:24:25.000 If there's one thing small-town cops hate, it's people who went to fight for their country.
00:24:30.000 Right?
00:24:31.000 Yeah, small-town cops hate vets.
00:24:34.000 That's been my experience.
00:24:36.000 Very careful.
00:24:37.000 Let's not do that.
00:24:39.000 Chief!
00:24:39.000 See?
00:24:40.000 I hate guns.
00:24:41.000 What are we looking at?
00:24:41.000 Oh.
00:24:42.000 All you have to do to stop a gun is grab it.
00:24:44.000 Why don't more people do that?
00:24:47.000 ...corpse, martial arts, MCMAP.
00:24:49.000 One mind, any weapon. 0.66
00:24:51.000 Whatever you decide to do, you do it damn far from here.
00:24:55.000 You enter this town... You both mess with the wrong guys. 0.76
00:24:58.000 So go another route.
00:25:06.000 Anyway, you can see where it's going.
00:25:07.000 But there was this one seminal scene.
00:25:10.000 I don't watch a lot of women porn, so I haven't seen their world that much. 1.00
00:25:16.000 But when I saw this scene, I realized, holy fuck. 1.00
00:25:22.000 This is what they want. 0.99
00:25:23.000 This says everything about all the teachers you know, especially like kindergarten and grade school teachers. 0.96
00:25:30.000 They worship black men, but not in a sexual way.
00:25:33.000 Maybe that's why it's platonic. 0.99
00:25:35.000 Black men are their pets, right? 1.00
00:25:36.000 And they see them as like a puma or a leopard, like this beautiful, dangerous, exquisite creature that has been hard done by the poachers. 0.99
00:25:47.000 And that's why they hate our history.
00:25:49.000 Because it's racist and it hurt them. 1.00
00:25:51.000 And when they see, you know, we might get to all the fucking Haitians eating cats in Ohio, but when they see all that, it rubs them the wrong way. 1.00
00:26:01.000 And it's not palatable. 0.99
00:26:03.000 So they go, yucky, I don't like that.
00:26:06.000 So they want to come up with an excuse, and they like slavery and racism and all these other excuses, but you know, black failure, white guilt. 0.66
00:26:13.000 But this is one of the most, like my jaw dropped when I saw this scene.
00:26:16.000 So let me explain the backdrop.
00:26:17.000 They're trying to get these cards of the police being abusive to innocent black guys who just had a bag of weed in their car, and they got them.
00:26:27.000 But they're in the courthouse at night stealing them from, I don't know, the evidence room?
00:26:32.000 And the cops want to make sure they don't get there.
00:26:34.000 They don't realize these people are already there.
00:26:36.000 So they light the courthouse on fire, but they put out the fire early and they get the evidence.
00:26:44.000 And now he's like, I'm gonna have to restart the fire.
00:26:46.000 And by the way, the little mousy lady who's a DA, she loves this old courthouse. 0.88
00:26:51.000 And she says, it's got so much history in here.
00:26:54.000 You can just feel it.
00:26:54.000 It's a hundred years old.
00:26:56.000 Now she needs to be educated on the history.
00:26:58.000 So he's about to restart the fire he put out because putting out the fire gives away that they're there and etc.
00:27:07.000 Okay, that's the setup.
00:27:10.000 What are you doing?
00:27:10.000 If we don't restart it, it will.
00:27:15.000 Explain what building?
00:27:15.000 You know what?
00:27:16.000 I history building it for a lot of people.
00:27:18.000 It's got a pretty foul funk to it.
00:27:21.000 He's British, by the way.
00:27:22.000 Yeah.
00:27:24.000 What about it? 0.94
00:27:32.000 Yeah, let it burn. 0.74
00:27:36.000 This chord has a lot of, that's got a foul stank to it, says the rich kid from London with the southern accent. 1.00
00:27:44.000 Yeah, let it burn, my fuckers. 1.00
00:27:48.000 Let it burn. 1.00
00:27:52.000 All right. 0.99
00:27:52.000 Well, that's enough silliness. 0.99
00:27:55.000 Let's focus on what everyone was talking about all weekend, which is immigration.
00:28:01.000 I know it's a casual Monday.
00:28:03.000 We like to keep it loose.
00:28:04.000 I just gave you a half hour of Lucy Goose, but I would be remiss if I didn't cover the Ohio cat eating because tomorrow we're doing the debates.
00:28:14.000 Ryan, have you got that flyer ready?
00:28:21.000 Okay, let's play the immigration interstitial. 1.00
00:28:26.000 All these fucking people in this country! 1.00
00:28:33.000 If you don't like this country, fuck off! 1.00
00:28:43.000 That's how bad things are getting, by the way. 1.00
00:28:44.000 We have these Chinese and Puerto Rican fucking Guatemalan immigrants screaming about these new immigrants coming in. 1.00
00:28:52.000 They'll be like, Humberto Iglesias was complaining about the number of refugees in his town, as was Sally Wong and the Huacato brothers. 0.99
00:29:03.000 But yeah, to finish what I was saying before the interstitial, tomorrow night starting at 9 p.m.
00:29:09.000 ET, Anthony Cumia, the cops, we're all gonna be here watching the debates, reporting on them live.
00:29:18.000 So that's going to be very exciting for you and for us.
00:29:22.000 And we'll take calls during the commercial breaks.
00:29:25.000 It's tricky live streaming a show, a debate like that, because you don't want to step on their words, but you don't want to just be sitting here providing nothing extra.
00:29:34.000 So we'll have to... I might even try being sober for that.
00:29:39.000 But that'll be tomorrow night.
00:29:41.000 Live streamed here on censored.tv.
00:29:46.000 You know what it's going to be.
00:29:47.000 It's going to be a lot of rhetoric.
00:29:50.000 Trump will try to prod her and she will just repeat the Biden tropes. 1.00
00:29:56.000 I'll be interested to see if she repeats Biden's shit that he likes to say about Trump with the World War II vets are suckers and losers and Nazis are very fine people. 1.00
00:30:09.000 Will she be that dumb? 1.00
00:30:10.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:30:12.000 And when I say she, I obviously mean her staff.
00:30:15.000 But all right, let's blast through this.
00:30:18.000 I got to go.
00:30:18.000 This might be a short app, folks.
00:30:21.000 This is on Rogan.
00:30:23.000 He's talking about illegals just in general.
00:30:25.000 So I have the broken up into various areas, but illegals in general are crossing the border, getting a two thousand dollar stipend, then going back and doing it again.
00:30:38.000 This is not the immigration that your father talked about or your grandfather talked about.
00:30:44.000 This is a, it shouldn't even be called immigration. 0.98
00:30:46.000 It's an invasion.
00:30:49.000 What they're doing is, this is pretty wild, because there's a radio station in San Diego that is a Mexican radio station.
00:30:56.000 This guy was on the Mexican radio station.
00:30:57.000 He's explaining how we do it.
00:30:59.000 He's like, he's gone back four times that month.
00:31:03.000 So every time he crosses over, he gets $2,000.
00:31:06.000 He's gaming it.
00:31:07.000 So he's gaming it.
00:31:08.000 He made $8,000 in a month from the federal government.
00:31:12.000 You almost, like, what do you do?
00:31:13.000 You set up, because back in the day, you know, when there's, you know, I don't know everything, obviously, but like, maybe the similar time in American history would have been the early 1900s.
00:31:26.000 And you had all those Europeans coming over on the boats to work.
00:31:29.000 Yeah, 12 million over 60 years.
00:31:32.000 Went through Ellis Island or somewhere like it where you go in and you got some sort of papers.
00:31:37.000 Yeah, it was pretty easy.
00:31:38.000 Tons of papers.
00:31:38.000 Honestly, I didn't really check.
00:31:40.000 At least, you know, they got you.
00:31:43.000 At least they got a name.
00:31:44.000 Yeah.
00:31:45.000 Well, not even.
00:31:47.000 People change names.
00:31:47.000 Yeah, they change it right there.
00:31:49.000 No, no, they had their names.
00:31:51.000 If the name was too crazy, like Brodkarowowski, it became Brodker.
00:31:56.000 That's irrelevant, Joe.
00:31:59.000 They got medically tested.
00:32:01.000 They had to prove they had X amount of money.
00:32:03.000 They had to have a letter from already an American resident saying, this guy's legit.
00:32:09.000 And it took 60 years to process 12 million. 0.99
00:32:12.000 Biden's administration has pulled in 10 million in less than four fucking years. 0.99
00:32:21.000 Run the math on that, boys. 0.99
00:32:23.000 A lot of people do that.
00:32:29.000 What a thing to take away, Joe.
00:32:31.000 All right, so let's look at Ohio.
00:32:33.000 Good backdrop here.
00:32:34.000 I'm not saying it should be the backdrop, but people were talking about it all weekend, and now the memes are starting today.
00:32:42.000 Remember Venezuela?
00:32:44.000 Like, we were talking about it last year.
00:32:47.000 It was a great example of the problems of socialism and how they're eating pets and cats and dogs and you don't see any stray animals in Venezuela.
00:32:55.000 Well, guess what?
00:32:56.000 You don't see any pets in Ohio now that a population in Springfield of 60,000 got 20,000 illegal Haitians. 1.00
00:33:06.000 And as someone pointed out, you don't get to come here. 0.98
00:33:10.000 If you recall, the history of Haiti is some dumb rich bitch decided that the slaves shouldn't get a day off. 1.00
00:33:19.000 Thanks, by the way, honey, thanks. 0.99
00:33:21.000 It was a white Wakanda back in the day when the French ran it.
00:33:26.000 Beautiful little island, would still be today.
00:33:29.000 And slavery would have died on its own volition, so you didn't need any murders.
00:33:33.000 Slavery is the milk.
00:33:36.000 We're good to go.
00:33:55.000 She decided they should work seven days a week.
00:33:58.000 So it started a revolution and it was one of the bloodiest and goriest revolutions in history. 0.99
00:34:03.000 Like, not just get the whites out of here, but eat the babies, chop everyone's heads off, drink the blood, drink blood from their skulls. 1.00
00:34:14.000 as some sort of ritualistic ceremony, some ritualistic murder. 1.00
00:34:21.000 And they were civilized for, I believe, an hour and a half.
00:34:24.000 And they quickly chose voodoo.
00:34:27.000 Now, as we know, voodoo, or at least in Haiti, they perverted it and it became like Catholicism combined with voodoo. 0.99
00:34:33.000 You see this in a lot of African countries, not that Haiti's in Africa, but you know what I mean, that embrace Christianity.
00:34:40.000 They tend to not give up the juju man. 0.97
00:34:44.000 So they'll have a juju man who like curses people and, you know, takes your skin off and fucking feeds it to a snake to make you immortal. 0.99
00:34:52.000 But they also embrace Christianity somehow. 0.98
00:34:55.000 And so Haiti quickly chose voodoo, which is, you have your, you have one hand with the devil, right? 0.99
00:35:02.000 And that was their choice.
00:35:03.000 Okay.
00:35:04.000 You can't go to the white land now.
00:35:07.000 You kicked them all out.
00:35:08.000 You got your Wakanda. 0.99
00:35:10.000 You got your revolution. 0.99
00:35:12.000 Now that it sucks, and believe me, it sucks, you can't come over here. 0.98
00:35:16.000 And what dummy decided to add a third of a small Ohio town with one group? 0.98
00:35:24.000 Like 60,000 people?
00:35:26.000 I don't know, 200 would be a lot.
00:35:29.000 Let's do 150 and give it a couple years.
00:35:32.000 This is called Ohio.
00:35:34.000 This is called hockey and baseball and basketball.
00:35:37.000 This is called not raping and this is called not eating pets.
00:35:41.000 Nope.
00:35:42.000 I'm going to dive right into it.
00:35:46.000 By the way, the Haitian guy, the guy that led the Haitian revolution just re-enslaved everybody anyway.
00:35:52.000 Oh yeah, yeah.
00:35:53.000 Pat Dixon went through a whole thing and he revealed that, yeah, he just re-enslaved everybody. 0.65
00:35:59.000 So, that's the guy, by the way, Toisson, who drank white people's blood out of a white skull. 0.83
00:36:06.000 Regularly.
00:36:06.000 That was his ritual before and after the revolution.
00:36:11.000 Go to 1-8.
00:36:12.000 Skip 1-7.
00:36:13.000 We've already covered that.
00:36:14.000 1-8.
00:36:16.000 Woman got caught. 1.00
00:36:17.000 Now, we're not sure if she was eating his cat, or just murdering it in a satanic ritual.
00:36:22.000 Tough call.
00:36:24.000 What did you do?
00:36:26.000 Why'd you kill the cat?
00:36:29.000 Smile for me.
00:36:33.000 She doesn't know what a smile is.
00:36:37.000 Sourire is the French word for smile. 0.77
00:36:40.000 Now why'd you kill it?
00:36:42.000 Did you guys see all this?
00:36:43.000 No, we pulled up and she was just laying there with me.
00:36:46.000 What a culture clash, huh?
00:36:48.000 Voodoo rituals of Haiti versus small town Ohio.
00:36:54.000 She was eating it?
00:36:55.000 Yeah.
00:36:56.000 You call the Humane Society, see if they'll come pick this cat up.
00:36:59.000 It's deceased.
00:37:00.000 What did you do?
00:37:01.000 It's deceased?
00:37:03.000 Uh... 0.99
00:37:05.000 Now this is, I've always said the administration is retarded, more retarded than evil. 1.00
00:37:10.000 You guys tend to disagree and talk about this big plan, this big scheme. 0.95
00:37:15.000 It seems pretty retarded to me when you have just a couple months before the election to import the worst of the turd world to the tens of thousands in the least compatible places. 1.00
00:37:27.000 Like what we just saw is a Trump ad campaign.
00:37:31.000 Why are you doing that?
00:37:35.000 Here is a woman saying we should keep an eye on these animals. 0.94
00:37:38.000 I'm still in Springfield, Ohio, by the way.
00:37:46.000 One of our beloved pets.
00:37:48.000 She checked Paige's kennels when she came home from work.
00:37:50.000 She saw her cat hanging from a branch like you do a deer for butchering and they were carving it up to eat.
00:37:55.000 Like, I don't even think they think this is bad.
00:37:59.000 I've been told they're doing a Snyder Park with the ducks and geese, as I was told.
00:38:03.000 And I love this last line.
00:38:05.000 Pete, please keep a close eye on these animals.
00:38:07.000 That might be the name of this episode.
00:38:11.000 Look at the next picture next to that.
00:38:12.000 There he is.
00:38:15.000 They're just using what we're not using.
00:38:16.000 We're these perfectly good geese, goats, cats.
00:38:19.000 Hey, we we've had Chick-fil-A for lunch.
00:38:21.000 We're just as bad.
00:38:22.000 Right.
00:38:23.000 We eat birds, too.
00:38:24.000 I mean, chickens die a minute in this country.
00:38:29.000 Tons.
00:38:31.000 When did I work out in my sleep last night?
00:38:34.000 Dollars per minute?
00:38:35.000 Deaths per minute?
00:38:38.000 So here's the locals reaction to this im-invasion. 0.84
00:38:42.000 They're not happy, obviously.
00:38:46.000 And it's happening all over the country.
00:38:48.000 It's happening all over the West.
00:38:52.000 Thank you.
00:38:54.000 I live at 426 Northwestern Avenue.
00:38:56.000 Miss Skinner, who I'm not trying to put on the spot, is my neighbor. 1.00
00:38:59.000 Just talk to me, ma'am.
00:39:00.000 Thank you so much.
00:39:02.000 That's relevant, actually.
00:39:03.000 I was talking to you.
00:39:05.000 I am.
00:39:05.000 I could look away from you.
00:39:06.000 It's an important point I'm making, but yeah, sorry to stray.
00:39:09.000 Right.
00:39:10.000 And with what I'm seeing, it is so unsafe in my neighborhood anymore.
00:39:15.000 I have the homeless that we're trying to camp out, and I have made concessions with them, and I try to help them the best I can to keep them.
00:39:23.000 From trying to squat on my property.
00:39:26.000 But it is so unsafe.
00:39:27.000 I have men that cannot speak English in my front yard screaming at me, throwing mattresses in my front yard, throwing trash in my front yard. 0.77
00:39:37.000 And I can't
00:39:40.000 Look at me.
00:39:40.000 I weigh 95 pounds.
00:39:41.000 I couldn't defend myself if I had to.
00:39:44.000 My husband is elderly and last night after living in this home for 45 years, he said, Noel, guess what?
00:39:50.000 It's time to pack up and move.
00:39:52.000 He said, we can't do this anymore.
00:39:54.000 He said, it's killing both of us mentally.
00:39:57.000 I don't understand what you expect of us as citizens.
00:40:00.000 I mean, I understand they're here under temporary protected status and we're protecting them and I understand that
00:40:07.000 Is it temporary?
00:40:08.000 Where are they going to go?
00:40:09.000 Back to Haiti?
00:40:09.000 Right.
00:40:09.000 That was so well worded.
00:40:10.000 That was so good.
00:40:11.000 There's no way you could try to shut that down as irrelevant.
00:40:14.000 That was a poem.
00:40:33.000 Yeah.
00:40:34.000 Please give me a reason to stay.
00:40:37.000 Wow.
00:40:38.000 You should write rock songs.
00:40:39.000 Give me one good reason.
00:40:42.000 We've tried our best to give concessions to them but they're camping on my yard.
00:40:49.000 It was almost like a Bruce Springsteen song.
00:40:52.000 That woman, Lizzie, she's my neighbor. 1.00
00:40:54.000 I don't want to waste your time.
00:40:56.000 We're going home.
00:40:57.000 I can't stay around here no more.
00:41:00.000 It's not my town.
00:41:02.000 It ain't my town no more.
00:41:04.000 I'm not very good at Springsteen freestyling.
00:41:06.000 That was fine.
00:41:07.000 The hard way.
00:41:08.000 Great.
00:41:09.000 So let's jump over to New York City where we have immigrants eating seagulls. 1.00
00:41:16.000 We eat birds too, guys.
00:41:20.000 Why do you have a bird?
00:41:20.000 Why do you have a bird?
00:41:26.000 How do you even catch a seagull?
00:41:32.000 I've been trying my whole life to catch a seagull.
00:41:36.000 In Unbroken, Louie Zamperini is stranded on a dinghy after his B-52 crashes in World War II and he kills a seagull and he pukes his guts out because one of their survival mechanisms is to taste disgusting.
00:41:53.000 So I'm not sure how the refugees overcome that part. 1.00
00:41:57.000 You'd have to be disgusting. 0.65
00:42:01.000 Let's check in on Colorado Venezuelans, who, remember them? 0.99
00:42:06.000 Taking over the Aurora, taking over the buildings.
00:42:10.000 This is actually a week old, but because we're covering the invasion, I have to show it.
00:42:16.000 Go to the top of this.
00:42:18.000 Two of the Venezuelan gangsters who participated in the violent takeover of the apartment buildings in Aurora, Colorado have been released on $1,000 bonds.
00:42:25.000 They are now free to go back into the community and terrorize more Americans. 0.89
00:42:28.000 Does anyone remember when New York forced President Trump to pay $400 million just to appeal the hoax they brought against him?
00:42:36.000 I guess Trump is far more dangerous than violent gangsters who go around pointing guns at innocent people. 0.97
00:42:42.000 I mean, it's pretty fucking amazing when you can take over a building. 0.99
00:42:47.000 I'm actually impressed. 0.96
00:42:49.000 With that level of crime.
00:42:51.000 I'm not even mad.
00:42:52.000 I'm impressed.
00:42:54.000 Here's a Venezuelan in a shelter.
00:42:55.000 I'm not sure exactly where he is, but he's bragging about how easy it is to take over America.
00:43:02.000 Again, I don't disagree with you, sir.
00:43:06.000 That's what those shelters are like right now, bro. 0.99
00:43:09.000 As if they had chicken or some shit like that. 1.00
00:43:11.000 They're packed full of Venezuelans and full of gangsters just like me. 1.00
00:43:16.000 With an honest face like me, look. 0.97
00:43:18.000 That's the ones that will catch you in the subway.
00:43:21.000 You're done.
00:43:22.000 Out cold.
00:43:24.000 Fall asleep and find out.
00:43:27.000 In just two years, the United States will be finished.
00:43:29.000 Formerly known as... So, FAFO used to mean fuck around and find out. 0.99
00:43:39.000 It now means fall asleep and find out. 0.99
00:43:43.000 Um... 0.99
00:43:45.000 This is gay and boring. 1.00
00:43:47.000 Some braindead actual gangstas, white gangstas, decide they're going to go to Aurora, to Colorado, and fight the gangsters with no guns? 1.00
00:44:01.000 What? 0.99
00:44:01.000 This is embarrassing. 0.99
00:44:04.000 We're here to chase you off. 1.00
00:44:06.000 This is our fucking communities. 1.00
00:44:09.000 You want to see what gang violence is? 1.00
00:44:11.000 We invented gang violence.
00:44:14.000 He's like, it's 10 a.m.
00:44:16.000 We're here to the Lowry Apartments, running into Big Mod.
00:44:19.000 For sure, Big Mod 2-9.
00:44:20.000 Y'all know what it is?
00:44:22.000 Yeah, we down here for the same reasons.
00:44:23.000 Right here.
00:44:24.000 I don't know what it is.
00:44:25.000 Do you know what it is?
00:44:27.000 They're there to chase the Venezuelans off. 1.00
00:44:29.000 Hey, we were going to take over Aurora, but a guy with a tattoo Yamaka came by and a bullhorn, and he said, get out of here.
00:44:36.000 So we're gone.
00:44:38.000 Dallas and 12th, the Lowry Apartments. 0.75
00:44:41.000 We're down here to chase these Venezuelans off. 1.00
00:44:44.000 No, you're not. 1.00
00:44:49.000 Look, he's so dumb he gets hypnotized by a helicopter. 1.00
00:44:54.000 He's like a chicken. 1.00
00:44:56.000 Is that one of ours?
00:44:57.000 No.
00:44:58.000 Wait a minute, that plane has a spinning thing on top.
00:45:02.000 Look, look, we got another one right here.
00:45:04.000 What's up, bro?
00:45:06.000 Hey man, 10 a.m.
00:45:07.000 gangster sweep.
00:45:08.000 Meanwhile those guys, those Venezuelans went to bed like two hours ago. 1.00
00:45:12.000 That'll do it, a megaphone.
00:45:13.000 I got a water bottle.
00:45:14.000 Good.
00:45:14.000 I got some pillows in the car, you want to pillow fight them?
00:45:29.000 Good work, guys.
00:45:40.000 So wait, what did that say?
00:45:41.000 MS-13 is going after the... MS-13 gangsters is driving around going after the Venezuelan gangs who've taken over Aurora.
00:45:48.000 Foreign-born gang now all over the U.S. 1.00
00:45:50.000 Yeah, that's the only hope we have, by the way, is like other immigrant gangs who don't care if they live or die. 1.00
00:45:57.000 Naturalization. 0.61
00:45:58.000 You've been naturalized.
00:45:59.000 You're MS-13, you're cool.
00:46:00.000 Yeah, we need amoral people to fight these guys. 0.96
00:46:05.000 What's 23B?
00:46:07.000 When they get to Chicago, like I don't believe, I'm not, I'm personally, I'm scared of Colorado gangsters. 0.98
00:46:12.000 Those guys would obviously kill me in a heartbeat. 0.73
00:46:14.000 But as far as Venezuelan gangs go, no. 0.99
00:46:18.000 However, Chicago?
00:46:20.000 That'll be different. 1.00
00:46:20.000 Oh, this is such horse shit. 1.00
00:46:22.000 That's a Hell's Angel? 1.00
00:46:24.000 We already talked about this on Cops and Robber.
00:46:27.000 How they're showing a bunch of boomers coming back from Sturgis and pretending the Hell's Angels are going to Aurora to clean up shop. 1.00
00:46:36.000 What a stupid lie. 1.00
00:46:39.000 You can see that the text is being covered by this text, too. 1.00
00:46:44.000 But that wasn't the original text.
00:46:45.000 Hells Angels are criminals.
00:46:47.000 They don't go to clean up crime.
00:46:53.000 Trinidad de Aragua.
00:46:55.000 Isn't that called the cancer of the South America or something?
00:46:58.000 I forget.
00:47:02.000 But we already covered the Hells Angels thing.
00:47:05.000 Mattie made it clear that that's not what they do.
00:47:09.000 Unless they were selling drugs in a particular area and another gang moved in on that particular turf.
00:47:14.000 2-4. 0.97
00:47:19.000 Oh, this is the guy who was reveling in the concept of Proud Boys being multiracial, then going to California prisons where you can't be multiracial, you have to pick a race, and then getting gang raped. 0.92
00:47:33.000 Remember he was giggling about it? 0.93
00:47:35.000 He's like, ooh, yeah, Bubba's gonna have a good time with him. 1.00
00:47:39.000 Sounded like you got, because he's an ex-con, sounded like you got raped and you're happy someone else is gonna get raped. 0.99
00:47:46.000 Have you guys heard about what's going on in Aurora, Colorado? 0.99
00:48:02.000 And with the biggest weapons that you've ever seen.
00:48:05.000 So this is a gang from Venezuela called Tren de Agua.
00:48:08.000 And what happened in Venezuela is the government let a bunch of these dudes out of prison and sent them to go cross the border.
00:48:14.000 Come over here.
00:48:15.000 Thanks, Venezuela.
00:48:16.000 And now they're taking over whole apartment complexes out there in Aurora, Colorado.
00:48:21.000 And they're doing a lot of damage in New York.
00:48:23.000 And El Paso, Texas is on high alert right now.
00:48:26.000 Wrong.
00:48:27.000 Wrong.
00:48:27.000 Wrong.
00:48:27.000 Can we get a nipple cam?
00:48:45.000 Whoa, different shirt. 0.90
00:48:48.000 Dude, you know what that might be?
00:48:50.000 Adderall. 0.99
00:48:51.000 You have Adderall nipples. 0.99
00:48:55.000 Like, why would the Hells Angels be willing to die to save some random apartment? 1.00
00:49:01.000 I gotta hand it to the Hells Angels.
00:49:02.000 Their PR is good. 0.98
00:49:04.000 They are meth-dealing criminals. 0.74
00:49:10.000 They're not Batman.
00:49:13.000 God, you have one Toys for Tots and no one thinks you're a bad guy anymore.
00:49:18.000 So, that is Colorado, that's Chicago, that's New York City, but this is a Western problem. 0.90
00:49:31.000 And let's check in on Switzerland, where we have, actually, you know what?
00:49:35.000 Hold on, Ryan.
00:49:36.000 We skipped the Chicago one.
00:49:38.000 Where's the Chicago one?
00:49:39.000 The gunfight one?
00:49:40.000 What?
00:49:44.000 Oh yeah, so that's the Venezuelans in Chicago. 1.00
00:49:52.000 Just letting it be known.
00:49:54.000 Like, these guys have been doing this since they were born. 0.99
00:49:56.000 I will concede, the Hells Angels stuff is horseshit, but South Side of Chicago blacks versus Venezuelans? 1.00
00:50:08.000 I think they both have the same zero value for life. 0.99
00:50:11.000 So that'll be a fun war to see.
00:50:13.000 But skip 2.5 and 2.6.
00:50:14.000 I want to jump to Canada.
00:50:18.000 I mean we're familiar with Britain and that hostile takeover but like these Muslims keep doing mass prayers on roads and in places where they impede traffic or show their numbers. 0.99
00:50:32.000 Like there's plenty of mosques in Toronto you could pray.
00:50:35.000 So this is saying I took over.
00:50:38.000 I win.
00:50:45.000 And I'm telling you man, when I was last in Toronto, it was gone.
00:50:51.000 I don't think I heard English spoken on the streets once.
00:50:53.000 I was there for Canada Day with my brother.
00:50:56.000 I saw maybe two flags.
00:50:58.000 I just saw a million Pagetes.
00:51:00.000 We actually are gonna do an interview with this girl in Vancouver, actually Chilliwack, who was arrested for saying, albeit very racist, 1.00
00:51:10.000 Tweets against these Pajeets saying, fuck them, tell them to go back to their country. 1.00
00:51:14.000 So it wasn't, they were incredibly spicy. 1.00
00:51:17.000 I'm not gonna condone them, but that's your right to be spicy and rude and even racist.
00:51:23.000 But she's looking at four years in prison for racist comments. 1.00
00:51:27.000 So we're gonna do an exclusive interview with her.
00:51:30.000 But yeah, let's go back to Canada, 2-8.
00:51:34.000 Look at this.
00:51:38.000 There's no way the police are doing this for MAGA supporters.
00:51:41.000 Imagine Proud Boys wanted to have a rally and pray to Jesus Christ on the streets of Toronto.
00:51:47.000 Well, first of all, they can't assemble.
00:51:49.000 They're considered a terrorist group.
00:51:51.000 Palestinians, however, and... Look, there's tons of Hamas flags. 1.00
00:51:56.000 So you're not a terrorist if you support Hamas and say, from the river to the sea, but you are a terrorist if you're a Proud Boy and you say, fuck around and find out. 0.99
00:52:10.000 We tried to help you. 1.00
00:52:12.000 You were not listening.
00:52:16.000 Let's jump over to Switzerland now.
00:52:21.000 This is what happens when they get refugee status.
00:52:24.000 This is assimilation. 0.90
00:52:26.000 There a Muslim politician from Switzerland by the name of Sanija Ameti has just uploaded a photo on Instagram that shows her shooting images of Jesus and Mary.
00:52:33.000 She came to Switzerland in 95 as a refugee when she was just three years old.
00:52:38.000 Now she's a member of the Green Party and she shoots Jesus effigies. 0.99
00:52:43.000 Okay. 0.94
00:52:43.000 Can a Swiss politician, uh, shoot, um, Muhammad effigies? 0.94
00:52:51.000 Is that cool? 0.88
00:52:52.000 Is that acceptable?
00:52:54.000 No, obviously not.
00:52:56.000 There'd be beheadings and riots in the streets.
00:53:00.000 Okay, quickly, I want to do a quick hock to a Harris because I got to get this story out about the spices before it dies on the vine.
00:53:09.000 So give me the hock to a interstitial.
00:53:13.000 It's time for... Put me to my hands!
00:53:17.000 Put me to my hands! 0.98
00:53:18.000 Put me to my hands! 0.98
00:53:19.000 Put me to my hands! 0.98
00:53:20.000 Put me to my hands! 0.98
00:53:40.000 Okay, let's jump to the end, Ryan, and pull up Penzi Spices Reacts to Trump Trial 3-5.
00:53:50.000 No, skip to the end, I said.
00:53:51.000 That's the beginning.
00:53:55.000 We talked about this a long ass time ago and we saw this Spice guy, not a Spice girl, and he was bitching about Trump and we thought what a strange way to conduct business. 0.74
00:54:08.000 To be that partisan when you're just trying to sell Spice.
00:54:15.000 And we said, we should out this guy and show people that he's ruining his business.
00:54:20.000 And we got a million people who were very familiar with Penzi.
00:54:24.000 What is taking you so long?
00:54:27.000 And where is it now?
00:54:31.000 Penzi Spices reacts to Trump.
00:54:36.000 So we got this letter June 2nd.
00:54:39.000 I'd ordered spices a few weeks ago from my favorite spice company, since then I started to get promotional emails, which I mindlessly deleted, but the subject of their most recent one caught my eye.
00:54:47.000 Republicans have lost their minds. 0.98
00:54:50.000 And the owner of the spice company says, it's official, Republicans have lost their damn minds in the response to 12 jurors unanimously finding the former president guilty on 34 accounts. 0.99
00:55:00.000 Republicans have clearly and officially left reality behind. 0.97
00:55:04.000 This is coming with your spice order.
00:55:07.000 So, and there was another one, Ryan.
00:55:10.000 Uh, this was January 17th of 2022.
00:55:17.000 Hey Ryguy and Gavfag, that's... I'm not gay. 0.98
00:55:20.000 I don't know why they're calling me that.
00:55:21.000 Are you aware of Penzi Spice's new ad campaign labeling all Republicans racist?
00:55:27.000 I thought it was a hoax, but they're proudly flying their libtard flag high. 1.00
00:55:32.000 Oh, it's gone.
00:55:33.000 So it was... Probably this.
00:55:34.000 This is two years ago. 0.97
00:55:35.000 Yeah, Republicans are racist weekend. 0.95
00:55:37.000 Right. 0.96
00:55:39.000 So we were talking about that.
00:55:41.000 We've been talking about that for two years.
00:55:44.000 The Hawktua Harris campaign sees that and goes, perfect.
00:55:49.000 This is for us.
00:55:50.000 Let's visit that spice store. 1.00
00:55:52.000 So here's the fucking goons who run Penzi Spices. 1.00
00:55:58.000 What an annoying name, Penzi. 1.00
00:56:00.000 Go to 2-9. 0.99
00:56:03.000 Republicans are racist. 0.99
00:56:05.000 That's the guy. 1.00
00:56:07.000 Yes, it's a guy.
00:56:08.000 Doesn't he look like a cool lesbian with a heart of gold who plays the drums? 0.99
00:56:12.000 He looks like he plays the drums in a lesbian band. 0.96
00:56:16.000 Looks like he plays in a band with a fedora and a bowling shirt. 0.87
00:56:19.000 No, that's... No.
00:56:21.000 That's a neckbeard. 0.99
00:56:22.000 You're wrong. 0.99
00:56:23.000 This is a lesbian. 1.00
00:56:25.000 Look at that hairline.
00:56:28.000 So, Laura Loomer, of course, caught on to this very early.
00:56:31.000 Do you see... We have to show Hawk Two Harris walking into this thing.
00:56:36.000 Go down a bit.
00:56:38.000 Boy, she really can blether on. 1.00
00:56:40.000 No, go to 3-1.
00:56:42.000 No, go to 3-2.
00:56:43.000 There's a clip of her walking in.
00:56:44.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:56:46.000 So this is what we're talking about.
00:56:47.000 She's at the Republicans Are Racist spice store.
00:56:51.000 This is not a random spice store.
00:56:54.000 That woman she's hugging is a volunteer, and so is the lawyer nodding next to her.
00:56:59.000 These are 100% staged.
00:57:02.000 You know the store that we had on the show in Orange County?
00:57:09.000 The MAGA store?
00:57:09.000 Yeah.
00:57:10.000 So imagine Trump pretends to just wander in there and then two Trump volunteers are fake crying holding him.
00:57:17.000 This is the equivalent.
00:57:18.000 Who's this?
00:57:19.000 Is this a relative of yours, or just a new friend?
00:57:21.000 I'm another volunteer, okay?
00:57:23.000 I'm a lawyer in Pittsburgh here, and I just admire your work so much.
00:57:27.000 I admire your work so much.
00:57:29.000 I'm protecting consumers.
00:57:31.000 You know, that's the work I did at the AG.
00:57:33.000 That's good stuff.
00:57:34.000 Oh my god, I'm shaking.
00:57:35.000 Look at all the faces.
00:57:36.000 Oh yeah. 1.00
00:57:46.000 It's like I was raping this girl the other night, and I had a knife to her throat, and I was like, smile, bitch, smile. 1.00
00:57:51.000 And she stopped crying, and she was like, I'm smiling, see? 1.00
00:57:54.000 I'm smiling.
00:57:55.000 Fakest smile you've ever seen in your life. 0.98
00:57:58.000 That's a rape smile. 0.78
00:57:59.000 I'm sorry I had to go through that. 0.91
00:58:02.000 Anyway, so that's them walking in there.
00:58:04.000 Now go back up to 3-0.
00:58:25.000 Loomer caught all of this long ago.
00:58:30.000 She staged a fake emotional encounter on the camera today in Pittsburgh.
00:58:35.000 It was not organic, not spur-of-the-moment.
00:58:37.000 The venue is actually an anti-Republican spice company. 0.95
00:58:41.000 Said Republicans are racist.
00:58:42.000 We got all that.
00:58:42.000 Kamala gave business to a company that holds sales.
00:58:45.000 We got all that.
00:58:46.000 She pretended to have an emotional encounter.
00:58:49.000 Her campaign said Kamala was visiting a random spice shop.
00:58:52.000 However, upon further research, I discovered that... Okay, we got that.
00:58:55.000 We got that.
00:58:56.000 Brevity is wit, Laura.
00:58:58.000 You gotta edit this. 0.96
00:59:01.000 About Republicans, racists.
00:59:02.000 Yeah, we got that.
00:59:04.000 This, I think this, she's on Adderall.
00:59:07.000 This company openly hates and discriminates.
00:59:09.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:59:10.000 Social media posts.
00:59:11.000 Got all that.
00:59:12.000 He, okay, go back up again.
00:59:14.000 He's donated $11,200.
00:59:16.000 Okay.
00:59:17.000 We missed that.
00:59:19.000 Yeah.
00:59:20.000 Biden for president.
00:59:22.000 The original posters of the video are both people who work for the campaign.
00:59:26.000 Ian Sam's a spokesman for Kamala Harris.
00:59:29.000 He posted the video.
00:59:31.000 Keep going.
00:59:32.000 They staged the video and then planted something.
00:59:36.000 They want you to think this is a random woman out in the public. 0.90
00:59:39.000 Radical leftist progressive company who spent 700 grand.
00:59:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:59:43.000 I want to get down to the actual girls. 0.76
00:59:46.000 Okay, so that's all them.
00:59:48.000 Keep going?
00:59:49.000 I don't, we already got that.
00:59:51.000 We know that Penzies is partisan. 1.00
00:59:54.000 But, Ian Sams, Julia Hamburg, fuck! 1.00
00:59:58.000 Is that, wait, Julia Hamburg? 1.00
01:00:01.000 Hamelberg? 0.81
01:00:02.000 Yeah, that's the girl. 0.99
01:00:04.000 So that was the lawyer who was crying.
01:00:08.000 And she, what is she, working for Kamala Harris? 1.00
01:00:12.000 Team Kamala Harris?
01:00:13.000 That doesn't mean much.
01:00:16.000 Is that all we got from her?
01:00:18.000 From Laura?
01:00:19.000 Well, she also ate dog food.
01:00:21.000 Yes, thank you.
01:00:22.000 I want, I want evidence that that woman she was hugging and the lawyer were directly associated with the Kamala campaign.
01:00:29.000 I thought it was in that tweet.
01:00:31.000 She was just focused on Penzi's in that particular tweet.
01:00:36.000 Go to 3-3.
01:00:39.000 I mean, they're obviously huge Kamala supporters.
01:00:43.000 All right, we've already seen that.
01:00:46.000 Go to three, four.
01:00:49.000 All my eggs are in this basket.
01:00:54.000 I look forward to using my new seasonings from Penzi Spices in Pittsburgh at our next Sunday family dinner.
01:00:59.000 What a coinkydink! 1.00
01:01:01.000 All right, so all we know about the woman that she hugged is that they're doing it at an anti-Republican spice place, and the two women are obviously already huge Kamala supporters. 0.99
01:01:14.000 But I wish I- I thought I had more evidence that they actually worked on the fucking campaign. 0.93
01:01:20.000 What did she get from Penzi's? 0.99
01:01:22.000 Something like black, right? 1.00
01:01:23.000 Go back to that long Loomer tweet.
01:01:27.000 Maybe in that, in those reactions, they talk about that particular girl, especially this one here.
01:01:33.000 Let's do live research on the show.
01:01:34.000 Go down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
01:01:38.000 We already covered all of that.
01:01:40.000 That's all covered, right?
01:01:41.000 The random woman.
01:01:42.000 Okay.
01:01:43.000 Uh, it's Julia Hamelberg.
01:01:46.000 So go down through the reactions to this tweets.
01:01:50.000 Yeah.
01:01:50.000 Got all that.
01:01:51.000 We got all that.
01:01:54.000 Further evidence of the emotional encounter.
01:01:56.000 Okay, this looks newer.
01:01:57.000 This, there we go.
01:01:58.000 Okay, the woman is trying to pass off as random. 1.00
01:02:04.000 She isn't.
01:02:04.000 Yeah, here we go.
01:02:05.000 She's just a random consumer protection lawyer in Pittsburgh. 0.95
01:02:07.000 She's a volunteer for the Pennsylvania Democratic Party.
01:02:10.000 There we go.
01:02:11.000 Phew.
01:02:12.000 Sorry, I should have that ready in the notes.
01:02:14.000 She's an associate attorney at East End Trial.
01:02:17.000 The media and Kamala Harris stage all these encounters, blah, blah, blah.
01:02:19.000 Yeah.
01:02:20.000 So there's your evidence.
01:02:22.000 This woman is already a DNC volunteer.
01:02:25.000 It was not staged.
01:02:25.000 She did not want her in.
01:02:27.000 Okay.
01:02:28.000 A lot to cover in a short ep.
01:02:30.000 Let's jump over to the mailbag.
01:02:33.000 Ryan, unless you have things you need to add to this free episode of Get Off of My Lawn.
01:02:41.000 Yes.
01:02:42.000 I would love to hear it if you have anything to add.
01:03:04.000 A great artist has been sending me stuff.
01:03:06.000 Blue7 he's called.
01:03:09.000 A very talented dude.
01:03:11.000 Motorcycle enthusiast.
01:03:12.000 Kind of my age.
01:03:14.000 I love his stuff.
01:03:16.000 It's called Two More Tunes, but I just told him, I don't, I don't dislike your cluttered drawing style.
01:03:23.000 I think it looks cool, but you got to focus more on one point.
01:03:27.000 There's a little, brevity is wit, as we learned from Laura a second ago.
01:03:32.000 So this guy is johnmanillustrationsillustrationsstoryboards.wordpress.
01:03:40.000 There's one of them.
01:03:42.000 And here's the other.
01:03:45.000 Very talented dude.
01:03:48.000 Another cool dude that sent me some stuff is literally called Cool Friend.
01:03:56.000 Uh, where is that email now?
01:04:00.000 What the fudge? 0.65
01:04:02.000 What the frick?
01:04:04.000 Are you pulling up CoolFriend? 0.97
01:04:06.000 I'm looking.
01:04:07.000 I'm guessing you typed it in, so I was going to scroll through in case you misremembered it.
01:04:12.000 Maybe it's all one word, CoolFriend.
01:04:15.000 Nope.
01:04:16.000 Because it could be CoolFren.
01:04:18.000 F-R-E-N. 1.00
01:04:19.000 That's a thing.
01:04:21.000 Okay.
01:04:21.000 Well, I don't think that's the thing here.
01:04:24.000 Anyway, he's in the notes.
01:04:25.000 I mean, the to-do list.
01:04:27.000 We'll get to him.
01:04:29.000 But makes great music.
01:04:31.000 This guy wants us to rate his fit.
01:04:34.000 Okay.
01:04:36.000 He says, Domestik's clothing, denim, and canvas chore coat.
01:04:40.000 Both made in America.
01:04:41.000 Company hoodie provided by a previous employer.
01:04:43.000 With Vans MTE shoes.
01:04:45.000 Remote for my dog's shock collar around my neck.
01:04:49.000 Great look.
01:04:49.000 I don't like pants rolled up.
01:04:51.000 Obviously, the gauge earrings, there's nothing we can do about that now.
01:04:55.000 But yeah, I'm not a fan of the pants rolled up.
01:04:58.000 Oh, I know what it is, Ryan. 1.00
01:04:59.000 This fucking asshole probably sent it to my personal email. 1.00
01:05:05.000 Stop sending shit to my personal email, please. 1.00
01:05:09.000 It gets lost. 0.99
01:05:10.000 We're not friends.
01:05:12.000 And I read all the company emails. 1.00
01:05:14.000 You don't want to see a close-up picture of my anus because you hate gay men! 1.00
01:05:17.000 So I just sent that to you. 1.00
01:05:18.000 Hey Gavin, my name is Cool Friend.
01:05:20.000 I'm a small but very good, maybe the best.
01:05:23.000 Really?
01:05:23.000 YouTube music act.
01:05:26.000 I half-jokingly call the genre alt-right indie rock, as much of an oxymoron as that is.
01:05:32.000 I'm releasing my fourth and best album, Cool Friends, on September 21st.
01:05:36.000 Looking to get the boost.
01:05:38.000 So he sends his YouTube, which is called Cool Friend, and he's got a commercial for it there.
01:05:48.000 But if you click on Cool Friend in general, click on videos, popular, and then check out Cool Friend 8 songs to be radicalized by.
01:06:03.000 It's really good.
01:06:07.000 Maybe jump in or not.
01:06:25.000 Groovy, groovy.
01:06:26.000 Alright, good to know.
01:06:31.000 Your friend is cool.
01:06:33.000 We love your stuff.
01:06:52.000 All right, last one, because I got to split.
01:06:55.000 Another dinosaur attack.
01:06:57.000 Tragic incident claims life of young girl just after 8 p.m.
01:07:01.000 Wednesday, September 4th, 2024.
01:07:03.000 Visalia PD officers were called to a home in the 2300 block of West Monte Vista after a report that a child had been attacked by the family's pit bull.
01:07:13.000 Good work, guys.
01:07:15.000 Great work.
01:07:17.000 Four-year-old girl had just finished swimming and was inside the home when the incident occurred.
01:07:20.000 Despite immediate medical attention and being transported to the hospital, she sadly passed away from her injuries.
01:07:26.000 An investigation by violent crimes detectives revealed no signs of neglect or criminal wrongdoing.
01:07:33.000 Yeah, that's the problem. 1.00
01:07:35.000 Get rid of these fucking things. 1.00
01:07:37.000 Scroll down to the picture there, Ryan. 1.00
01:07:41.000 He says no to dog food and yes to eating toddlers.
01:07:44.000 I'm so sick of this.
01:07:45.000 There's no bad dogs.
01:07:46.000 There's only bad owners.
01:07:48.000 Okay.
01:07:50.000 If the type of breed is totally irrelevant, then why are only very particular dogs used for, say, sheep herding?
01:07:58.000 Why are only very particular breeds used in the canine unit?
01:08:02.000 Can't we have Labradoodles in the canine? 1.00
01:08:05.000 Let's get some Havanese dogs. 0.97
01:08:08.000 Let's get some Pitbulls! 1.00
01:08:10.000 Sheep herding.
01:08:10.000 They can do anything, right?
01:08:12.000 It's just about the owners.
01:08:16.000 No.
01:08:17.000 They're a bad breed.
01:08:18.000 They gotta go. 1.00
01:08:20.000 And if you have a pit bull and a toddler, you're a fucking idiot. 1.00
01:08:24.000 Final video, please. 1.00
01:08:25.000 Yes.
01:08:43.000 Just, you know, we're doing a talk at the University of South Carolina, just making fun of Kamala, which apparently is going to make students of color feel unsafe.
01:08:53.000 What?
01:08:55.000 So, apparently, the students have given up on having it canceled.
01:09:01.000 They've decided to have an alternative to hate across the street.
01:09:08.000 And it's called, not on our campus.
01:09:10.000 No, that's the petition, sorry.
01:09:14.000 I think just referring, I think just referring to calling it violent childish really underestimates what the Proud Boys and what Milo has said.
01:09:21.000 They could have said anything along the lines of militant behavior, homophobic, sexist, racist rhetoric, but it seemed like they were playing it safe.
01:09:26.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:09:28.000 I want to know the name of this event. 1.00
01:09:32.000 So they're having their own event and it's called, ah, fuck. 0.99
01:09:38.000 I can't see the name. 0.98
01:09:42.000 I had to look at it and decide, what's the best way to move?
01:09:44.000 What is the safest, most politically correct way I can approach this that isn't diminishing their rights, but it also isn't diminishing my rights as a student.
01:09:51.000 So, the organization acknowledged the constitutional right to free speech, when said if events like this could devolve into something worse, blah, blah, blah.
01:09:59.000 We don't know what the speaker's mindset is, do-da-do-ba-do, but we also need to make sure.
01:10:03.000 I thought they were going to have a thing called, like, Love Fest 2024.
01:10:07.000 We're fighting hate with love.
01:10:13.000 Too bad.
01:10:13.000 That's what they did at the last one.
01:10:15.000 They had a bunch of gays twerking to combat our hate. 1.00
01:10:21.000 I didn't even know what was going on, actually. 0.92
01:10:22.000 I found that out later. 1.00
01:10:23.000 Not that I give a fuck if gays shake their gorgeous little asses. 1.00
01:10:28.000 Alright, let's get to the final video. 1.00
01:10:30.000 It's a real tearjerker.
01:10:33.000 It involves a young kid mountain bike racing and he wipes out.
01:10:39.000 The title kind of gives it away.
01:10:45.000 Oh, he's down.
01:10:46.000 Looks like he's like 12, 13.
01:10:52.000 He wiped out.
01:10:53.000 Should be the end of the race, right?
01:10:58.000 So he's crying, but I'm gonna cry.
01:11:00.000 He starts using his tears as like energy.
01:11:06.000 Mid-tears he's saying, let's go.
01:11:09.000 What a lesson this kid is learning live.
01:11:15.000 Let's go.
01:11:16.000 Doesn't that just summarize the importance of always fighting?
01:11:21.000 Standing up for yourself, never giving up.
01:11:27.000 He wins. 1.00
01:11:28.000 He fucking wins. 0.99
01:11:34.000 And so will you, if you persevere. 0.99
01:11:41.000 Be brave.
01:11:42.000 Get in trouble.
01:11:43.000 Oh my god, I forgot the ending.
01:11:44.000 Get fired. 0.95
01:11:46.000 Get fired.
01:11:47.000 Get in trouble.
01:11:48.000 Be brave.
01:11:49.000 And never stop fighting.
01:12:10.000 Disisolation, yeah