Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 15, 2024


S6E41 - BEAT IT, TWERP (FREE PART)


Episode Stats

Length

52 minutes

Words per Minute

153.11725

Word Count

8,031

Sentence Count

836

Misogynist Sentences

47

Hate Speech Sentences

61


Summary

Gavin and Matt discuss the new country music coming out of America, the new music from Bill Murray and Dylan Marlow, and the new metal country music from KEVIN JAMES. Plus, Matt and Gavin take a trip down memory lane to the early days of the music scene in the 80s and 90s, and reminisce about some of their favorite songs and artists they grew up listening to. They also discuss some of the biggest mistakes they've ever made with music, and what they learned about themselves along the way. It's a wild ride, and you won't want to miss it! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Music on this episode of the podcast was written, produced, and edited by Matt Knost, and produced by Alex Blumberg, with additional editing and mixing by Matthew Boll, and Matthew Boll. Please rate and review the show on Apple Podcasts, Podchaser.fm, and tag us in the comments section below with your thoughts on what you think of the episode, and we'll get a shoutout on the next episode! Thank you so much for listening and supporting the show! Cheers, Matt, Kevin, and Gavin, and thank you for being loud and proud of the show. XOXO. Matt, Caitlin, Caitlyn and Gavin XO, and Matt, and your support is so much appreciated. xoxo, and thanks for listening, and love, and support the show, and all the work you do so much more than you could ask for, and appreciate the support you get from us, and it's so much love, thank you, and so much so much, it's a pleasure to have us do it. - Thank you for all the support, we really appreciate it, it really means so much. Thank you, so much appreciate it. - Mckinnon, and good vibes, and keep on keep on sending us all a chance to be loud and keep it real and good thanks, good vibing, yoooooo, good day. . xo, bye, bye. -- - Matt, R. & Gavin, Sarah, Jack, and much love you. Sarah, Tom, James, and JUICY. Love ya. P. and Kelsy, Sarah


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'm from New York it's get off my lawn with Gavin McKinnon It's always the same.
00:00:25.000 Oh yeah, you go, I stay Why is it always up to you when I'm collateral damage?
00:00:36.000 How do you always get your way and I never understand it?
00:00:42.000 Cut me so deep and it ain't even leave a bandit.
00:00:47.000 Why does it always fill you up leaving me empty-handed?
00:00:55.000 I hate being on your time.
00:01:07.000 That's Bill Murray, spelled B-I-L-M-U-R-I, and Dylan Marlowe.
00:01:15.000 Kind of a thing that I'm reluctantly enjoying these days is metal country.
00:01:21.000 It's got a lot of Blink-182, 90s punk influence, which I fucking hate.
00:01:26.000 Those guys ruined punk, fat records and all that shit, garbage music.
00:01:31.000 But I don't know, man.
00:01:35.000 It's like bubblegum music for the 2020s and it's fucking great.
00:01:41.000 And it's not Australian for a change.
00:01:44.000 Thank you. Finally, some good music coming out of this country.
00:01:47.000 Bill Murray's from Ohio.
00:01:49.000 John Frank is his name.
00:01:51.000 And then Dylan Marlow is in Nashville now.
00:01:53.000 Country singer. But that song, it sounds a little bit like 90s punk at the beginning there, but it's got a lot of country nuance.
00:02:02.000 And this Bill Murray guy is always, like, making videos on his lawn.
00:02:07.000 You can tell that Frank has been in the music scene for a million years because he brings in, like, electronic dance music and punk and all kinds of different stuff.
00:02:19.000 But if you go back to that video, Kevin James comes in.
00:02:24.000 Kevin James, by the way, who appeared on the Jumbotron at the Mets game last week.
00:02:29.000 Hey, saying let's go Matt That was awesome You know what I mean?
00:02:57.000 The guitars are so much heavier.
00:02:58.000 The guitars are djent. The genre is like djent that Periphery started.
00:03:03.000 What? Yeah, djent guitar.
00:03:06.000 It's like downtuned guitars that go...
00:03:08.000 Well, I guess these young people grew up with Metallica and stuff, so it's normal for them to have this...
00:03:16.000 And they sort of grew up with like scream metal.
00:03:19.000 Screamo. And so it's normal for them to have that like...
00:03:23.000 I've been downing, you know, the Jelly Roll song?
00:03:27.000 Yes. I got bass spins in my Jaguar.
00:03:31.000 That means I have to go poo.
00:03:33.000 And I can't stop playing fucking Hardy in the car.
00:03:39.000 Mostly also because I'm driving to work in a black neighborhood and it freaks them out to hear really loud country and metal.
00:03:47.000 So it's a bit of a fuck you to my neighbors here in the studio.
00:03:51.000 I do the same thing. I have a, literally, it's a playlist called For the Hood.
00:03:56.000 Really? It's the hardest music.
00:03:58.000 It's like Metallica and Willie Nelson and stuff? It would make Metallica sound like Chopin.
00:04:04.000 Chopin? Chopin?
00:04:05.000 It's really rough stuff.
00:04:07.000 But, like, Sold Out, that song, like, he even has pop influences, like, you know that Skater Boy song?
00:04:16.000 I can hear that in some, like, in the beginning of Psycho, there's a little bit of, what's her name?
00:04:22.000 Avril Lavigne.
00:04:23.000 Avril Lavigne.
00:04:24.000 Not bad for a boy from Mississippi.
00:04:25.000 Yeah, I could buy Maybach.
00:04:32.000 This in the hood hits different as they say.
00:04:34.000 I'm feeling my F-150 in my last name.
00:04:35.000 I'm feeling my F-150 in my last name.
00:04:35.000 ♪ I want 50 in my last minute ♪ He's got such a weird body.
00:04:39.000 He looks like my mom's friends.
00:04:43.000 He looks like the muffins my mom's friends make.
00:04:45.000 He's got my wife's exact ass.
00:04:49.000 Imagine you're in your car and the bass bins are shaking.
00:04:56.000 I ain't afraid to put a big bass in there.
00:05:03.000 I ain't afraid to put a big buck on my Instagram.
00:05:21.000 It's true. Today's a free episode again.
00:05:26.000 One episode a week we make free.
00:05:28.000 I don't think we'll do the whole show.
00:05:30.000 We have a hell of a show today.
00:05:31.000 And I don't think these freeloaders deserve it.
00:05:33.000 You should subscribe to Compound Censored.
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00:05:46.000 Unfortunately. Did we not buy that?
00:05:48.000 No. If you go to compoundmedia.com, it brings you to censored.tv.
00:05:51.000 Obviously, if you go to censored.tv, it brings you to censored.tv.
00:05:54.000 But did we buy compoundcensored.tv?
00:05:56.000 We didn't. How do you know?
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00:05:59.000 Well, that's what I'm looking at. And I also was intimately involved in the conversation about it.
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00:06:10.000 I think you can go to compoundmedia.com and then I reroute you.
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00:06:21.000 I used to say a new show every day.
00:06:23.000 That was old news.
00:06:24.000 We've got 25,000 subscribers.
00:06:26.000 We have unlimited shows.
00:06:29.000 You couldn't possibly watch all the shit we have.
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00:06:33.000 Go see Candace Owens, debate Cornel West, Milo Yiannopoulos, Laura Loomer.
00:06:38.000 I mean, we have endless fucking shit.
00:06:41.000 And more importantly, we have new stuff every day.
00:06:43.000 And it's a wee bit of sanity in the world going mad.
00:06:47.000 Show that commercial I love, Ryan, where they're in a post-apocalyptic world and they don't know if anyone else is out there.
00:06:55.000 That's how we feel in this Trump derangement syndrome era, where we have no idea if anyone else is sane out there.
00:07:04.000 When you watch CNN and they say, only a handful of buildings have been taken over by Trenadagua, and you go, that's bad.
00:07:15.000 Six buildings have been taken over by a Venezuelan murderous blood-drenched gang?
00:07:21.000 Yeah, that's not mostly fiery, or what is it?
00:07:26.000 Fiery, but mostly peaceful.
00:07:28.000 Pull that up, Jamie.
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00:07:38.000 You should have a folder of commercials.
00:07:44.000 You forgot what you called it.
00:07:46.000 The problem is they age so quickly because we're always getting new people.
00:07:49.000 So if we're like, well, if we don't have Owen in a new commercial...
00:07:52.000 Apparently we can't pull that up.
00:07:53.000 So if you subscribe to Compound Censored, I'll be doing a great job and telling you about important stuff.
00:08:00.000 But Ryan will not be.
00:08:02.000 And he'll be losing things randomly and forgetting what he names them.
00:08:06.000 Because he doesn't have a system.
00:08:08.000 Because he has the brain of a chick.
00:08:10.000 And women aren't good at systems, I find.
00:08:13.000 And he's not white. White people are good at systems because we would freeze if we didn't during those Siberian winters.
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00:08:29.000 You may notice I always look incredible on this show.
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00:08:33.000 They didn't like this idea of the white buttons.
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00:12:02.000 That's two strikes for Ryguy.
00:12:07.000 Not finding the commercial and now not bringing up Nita Fashions when we're trying to do an ad for them as a sponsor to the free show.
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00:12:35.000 I meet them too much. I have too many suits now.
00:12:37.000 I'm like, I don't know if I should meet you guys next time.
00:12:39.000 And even my dry cleaner goes, do you have any shirts for us?
00:12:42.000 I'm like, yeah, I have a 40, but I have 40 shirts waiting.
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00:13:30.000 You give it a quick, you know, steaming.
00:13:33.000 I don't like irons anymore.
00:13:35.000 I buy these steamers off Amazon.
00:13:37.000 It's faster. It's better.
00:13:39.000 Irons don't work for me anymore.
00:13:41.000 I don't know what happened. Probably some stupid climate change rule where they can't get too hot.
00:13:47.000 Um...
00:13:51.000 I got cock in my face yesterday.
00:13:54.000 Thank you.
00:13:56.000 In a really bad way.
00:13:59.000 And because I have a beard it was stuck in there.
00:14:04.000 I was doing some caulking and I kept clicking the thing.
00:14:07.000 I thought the nozzle was open but it had become like solidified.
00:14:12.000 So I'm squeezing and squeezing and I actually put a marker on the caulking gun to make sure it was working and it was going in and it was going in and I was having to really push like at one point I had to put it on the ground and close down like that and then it exploded.
00:14:27.000 It did not out the nozzle out the side and I had a long string of caulk on my face.
00:14:35.000 So my advice to you would be if you're doing any caulking or even using the caulking gun for like, Gorilla Glue has a cool super industrial strength glue that fits in a caulking gun.
00:14:46.000 Take a drill and go down the center of the nozzle until you pull out your drill and there's caulk or glue on it.
00:14:52.000 And then you know it's open and it's going to come out the top and not all over your face.
00:15:00.000 I'm glad I got that out.
00:15:02.000 My favorite new thing is to tell people in the bar that I got caca in my face.
00:15:06.000 I had caca all over my face this weekend.
00:15:10.000 It's fun. It's a fun.
00:15:12.000 It's a thought. You may have noticed I don't have my rings on.
00:15:17.000 I can't fucking find them. I took them off and my wife, God bless her cotton socks, when she cleans, she's not present in the moment.
00:15:25.000 So her idea of cleaning, like say there was a banana peel and four magazines and a broken pair of glasses and a gum wrapper.
00:15:35.000 You'd come back and the banana peel would be neatly folded on top of the magazines with the gum wrapper neatly stacked.
00:15:43.000 Like, I don't want to start fights anymore.
00:15:45.000 When you've been married this long, you don't argue.
00:15:47.000 But I'm like, you realize making little piles isn't cleaning.
00:15:54.000 Like, this is garbage that goes in the garbage.
00:15:56.000 This is yesterday's news that goes in recycling.
00:16:00.000 And then she gets mad when I go, have you seen my ring?
00:16:02.000 She goes, no. Like, she gets mad when I ask her where shit is.
00:16:05.000 But she's put it in a pile somewhere.
00:16:08.000 It's neatly stacked somewhere in the house.
00:16:12.000 And out of fucking nowhere.
00:16:14.000 It might get me divorced, but I'm considering doing an expose on my house and all the fucking overstacked drawers we have because my father-in-law was complaining about the same thing with his wife, who would be my mother-in-law.
00:16:30.000 So they're genetically pack rats.
00:16:34.000 And cheap people, I know you think we are constantly accruing stuff.
00:16:37.000 We don't like stuff.
00:16:40.000 Like, I want when I move next time for there to be almost no packing.
00:16:49.000 All right, let's start the show.
00:16:50.000 Let's indict the motherfucker.
00:16:52.000 Let's indict. Are we giving up on you finding that commercial?
00:16:56.000 Did you want me to continue?
00:16:57.000 I mean, it's you pointing...
00:16:58.000 I just don't take it seriously as a commercial because it's you recording a movie unedited.
00:17:04.000 But it summarizes what this site is for strangers.
00:17:09.000 Alright, speaking of summarizing what this site is, we always start with some silly little minor news bits.
00:17:15.000 Here's a New Yorker saving a woman's life.
00:17:17.000 I think this is fucking awesome and cool.
00:17:20.000 I don't know if I want my daughter doing it.
00:17:22.000 So, I'm of two minds about this.
00:17:24.000 I appreciate your bravery, but I also don't want women being vigilantes.
00:17:30.000 So, where do you sit on this?
00:17:33.000 Like, obviously, as an outsider, you think it's fucking awesome.
00:17:36.000 But get personal with it.
00:17:37.000 Say that's your sister. Guys, I don't normally film these type of videos, but like, I see this girl over there across the street.
00:17:44.000 I'm literally by my car, about to go out, and she looks really uncomfortable.
00:17:49.000 I don't know, should I go somewhere?
00:17:50.000 It's like really late at night.
00:17:51.000 Okay, I'm from New York. I'm gonna go.
00:17:52.000 I have girls supporting girls.
00:17:55.000 Do y'all see? Nah.
00:17:56.000 Okay, I'm just gonna go outside.
00:17:58.000 Okay. Wait, did you see that?
00:18:02.000 Stop. Don't mention his race.
00:18:05.000 He was wearing a black hoodie and black pants and he was hard to see at night.
00:18:10.000 And he doesn't use sunscreen.
00:18:14.000 Girls, wait for you in the car!
00:18:15.000 Oh, who's this? Talking to her about what?
00:18:22.000 Asking her for toes are long.
00:18:24.000 What the fuck?
00:18:26.000 Well, we gotta go.
00:18:27.000 Do I know him though?
00:18:29.000 No. I don't think I'm going to get to know him.
00:18:32.000 Let's go. Bye!
00:18:34.000 Let's go. Do you need to hide?
00:18:36.000 Yes, please. Okay, let's go.
00:18:38.000 Wouldn't that be funny if that girl she saved ended up raping her?
00:18:44.000 See, sometimes rape is funny.
00:18:47.000 This other piece of important news really pissed me off.
00:18:51.000 So, this...
00:18:53.000 What's it called? Bobo tea?
00:18:55.000 On the Canadian shark tank, they have a Chinese...
00:18:58.000 Half Chinese guy...
00:19:00.000 Who played a Korean on a government-funded show called Kim's Grocery or something about a deli.
00:19:07.000 It's not terrible. But, you know, Canadian entertainment is generally funded by the government.
00:19:15.000 And he's there on a white-made show using white male technology, whatever you want to call it, and he's decided they are not allowed to promote this type of tea.
00:19:28.000 He can co-opt Korean culture for his TV and build a career pretending to be Korean.
00:19:35.000 As a Chinese Canadian, but they are not allowed to promote a certain type of tea because of their ethnicity.
00:19:43.000 So it's just anti-white racism is what it comes down to.
00:19:46.000 I am studying your can, and I am looking for anything that tells me where Boba came from.
00:19:55.000 And where Boba came from is Taiwan.
00:19:58.000 Wait, stop. You know, I started...
00:19:59.000 Stop. Dude, you're Chinese.
00:20:01.000 Your country is torturing Taiwan the same way China is torturing East Timor.
00:20:08.000 You are enemies.
00:20:10.000 Taiwan is in constant fear of being destroyed.
00:20:13.000 By China, when we were talking last week about those incompetent female naval officers who sunk three different multi-hundred million dollar boats in a matter of five months, three different catastrophes, three different female affirmative action hires.
00:20:30.000 And the reason we care about that is because we might be at war with China soon if they invade Taiwan.
00:20:36.000 Unfortunately, they're an ally of ours and they make all the chips in the world.
00:20:40.000 So if China gets them, they control...
00:20:42.000 Our cars and how many cars can be made.
00:20:45.000 So we want everyone in Southeast Asia and all their neighbors to have a really good naval fleet.
00:20:54.000 They don't.
00:20:55.000 But anyway, to be a Chinese guy and pretending that you're a Taiwan patriot, okay, then you hate China.
00:21:05.000 You can't be as pro-Israel and pro-Palestine at the same time.
00:21:08.000 Although I saw fucking Eric Adams wearing a hat that had a New York Yankees logo.
00:21:14.000 Pull this up if you can find it.
00:21:16.000 And a New York Mets logo.
00:21:20.000 He's not even like...
00:21:23.000 He's sub-retard. An 11-year-old boy knows not to have Mets and Yankees on the same hat.
00:21:32.000 I'm surprised the hat exists.
00:21:34.000 Did he have it made?
00:21:36.000 I don't even like those shirts that have every MLB team on them or every NFL team on them.
00:21:41.000 Those are dumb. But look at that hat.
00:21:46.000 By the way, you'll be happy to hear, in case you don't watch baseball, the Mets saved it yesterday.
00:21:51.000 I think they had the...
00:21:52.000 The Dodgers have this pitcher, Flaherty, where we're fucking dead if we face him.
00:21:57.000 And that's why it was 0-9.
00:21:59.000 But last night was like 6-4 or something, because they didn't have Flaherty and we had...
00:22:03.000 What's his name? Maneo.
00:22:05.000 Look at that. I mean, even if he had versus, it wouldn't be so bad.
00:22:11.000 Hey, Eric Adams, what's your favorite thing about New York?
00:22:14.000 No. Well, that's a good one too, but Eric Adams, summarize New York in one word.
00:22:21.000 New York.
00:22:24.000 I'm not sure that counts as one word.
00:22:27.000 My favorite team is the Yankees and Mets.
00:22:31.000 Go Jets, Giants, Cowboys, go sports.
00:22:36.000 I mean, they had the same stadium.
00:22:39.000 What's your favorite thing about New York?
00:22:42.000 Well, you could wake up and there could be a terrorist attack and the towers are falling or you could get a new job.
00:22:48.000 Yeah, you could come across a new business opportunity.
00:22:52.000 That's not a good thing.
00:22:55.000 The best thing about New York is you could come across a new business opportunity.
00:23:01.000 That's the answer, Eric.
00:23:03.000 To add in the worst terrorist attack next to Pearl Harbor we've ever had, 3,000 dead people, the question was the best things.
00:23:12.000 You absolute fucking five-year-old.
00:23:17.000 I'm glad he's going to jail.
00:23:18.000 Although, just like Andrew Cuomo, the reasons he's going to jail are stupid.
00:23:22.000 He criticized immigration, really.
00:23:24.000 But I'll take it. Andrew Cuomo was gone for allegedly grabbing an ass.
00:23:28.000 Okay, I'll take it. I was talking to Ann Coulter the other day, by the way.
00:23:33.000 She was coming back from the bathroom and she's very thin.
00:23:36.000 She has zero body fat.
00:23:38.000 I said, Ann, I couldn't help notice as you walked back from the bathroom, have you ever considered Ozempic?
00:23:43.000 But she was saying Andrew Cuomo for mayor.
00:23:47.000 And I'm like, the guy who killed 17,000 geriatrics?
00:23:50.000 And she's like, it's the lesser of lots of evils.
00:23:53.000 And she might be right.
00:23:55.000 She thinks Curtis Lee was a joke.
00:23:58.000 Then there's that Jumani Williams guy, radical activist.
00:24:03.000 Here in New York City, we are dealing with, would you rather eat a bowl of shit or get stabbed in the neck?
00:24:11.000 Eat a bowl of shit, I guess.
00:24:13.000 I might bleed to death.
00:24:15.000 Anyway, get back to this fucking twat.
00:24:19.000 This venture company, for a lot of reasons, but really primarily to uplift minority entrepreneurs.
00:24:26.000 And not only do I feel like this is not happening here, but that I would be uplifting a business that is profiting off of something that feels so dear to my cultural heritage.
00:24:40.000 Stop! Stop! Stop.
00:24:42.000 You're Chinese. Taiwan is the opposite of dear to you.
00:24:45.000 Okay? And Taiwan flourishes and comes up with new inventions because they're capitalist.
00:24:51.000 Unlike your home country, which is communist.
00:24:54.000 And talking about minority entrepreneurs in Toronto, I bet you whites are a minority in Toronto.
00:25:01.000 Are white people a minority in Toronto, Canada?
00:25:06.000 Uh...
00:25:11.000 What do we got here?
00:25:14.000 Plus, this is all registered people.
00:25:17.000 I don't know if we're going to get a straight answer.
00:25:21.000 I just answered my fucking question English 5.3 million Irish, what? How irritating is this?
00:25:37.000 Okay, I'm not getting an answer from them.
00:25:39.000 They're just bragging.
00:25:41.000 It's the government site, of course, and they're bragging about how many different groups are.
00:25:48.000 Okay, here we are. Demographics of Toronto.
00:25:52.000 European, 43%.
00:25:54.000 What about Spain?
00:25:55.000 Are they Spanish?
00:25:57.000 Are they Hispanic? South Asian, 14.
00:26:00.000 Chinese, 10. Black, 10.
00:26:02.000 Filipino, 6. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:26:04.000 Korean. So, yes.
00:26:06.000 It appears that whites are a minority in Toronto.
00:26:09.000 So why don't you give this minority group some props?
00:26:13.000 There, Wang Lingping.
00:26:17.000 Dude, stop using ChatGPT and AI for questions.
00:26:21.000 It sucks. I think it pulls from more sources than the Canadian government has their skew on things.
00:26:31.000 Right. I left the Canadian government and ended up on Wikipedia, which is shitty, but better than ChatGPT and AI. For that reason, I'm out.
00:26:39.000 Fuck you. Thanks. Respect that.
00:26:41.000 Respect that. Oh, listen to their accents.
00:26:43.000 So they're not even like normal.
00:26:45.000 They're immigrants. It makes me sad that people are, you know, they're drinking boba with a raccoon with a sun.
00:26:50.000 It doesn't mean that they don't have the opportunity to change and do that.
00:26:54.000 That's true, but there has to be a willingness and I have to be able to invest in these founders knowing that change is possible.
00:26:58.000 Do you not have any money? You're in a mediocre Canadian sitcom.
00:27:04.000 How much money do you have? Nobody else has told them that before.
00:27:07.000 You can't put that all on them.
00:27:09.000 Yeah, you moron.
00:27:11.000 And they're immigrants, and you clearly were born in Canada.
00:27:16.000 That's the level of discourse we're dealing with in this fucking country.
00:27:21.000 All right, speaking of Asians, let's jump into some sprinkles.
00:27:24.000 We have a new interstitial, although he didn't include a background, so you maybe have to freeze something from the interstitial.
00:27:30.000 But this is how it's done, boys.
00:27:33.000 Got it. 1,000, 2,000, 3,000, 4,000, 5,000, 6,000, 7,000, 9,000, 10,000, 11,000, 12,000, 13,000.
00:27:44.000 Why are you showing your desktop?
00:27:46.000 To show that it's just waiting for the computer.
00:27:49.000 We might have to buy a new computer.
00:27:51.000 Here we go. Now give me a screen grab to put in the back.
00:28:15.000 I checked out Ali Wong's special last night.
00:28:17.000 I like Ali Wong a lot.
00:28:18.000 She definitely has the sprinkles.
00:28:21.000 But... Female comedians, can you stop talking about getting dicked down and having your pussy eaten and all this shit?
00:28:29.000 It's not you.
00:28:31.000 I know young girls, young early 20s girls are like, eat my pussy, you motherfucker, or why didn't I come, or whatever.
00:28:38.000 You've got two kids, divorced after 10 years, you're in your 40s.
00:28:43.000 Let's not pretend a woman in their 40s is like, hey man, why don't you eat my fucking pussy, you bitch?
00:28:49.000 I want to get dicked down hard.
00:28:53.000 No, that's not a thing.
00:28:55.000 It gets laughs, but it's like, what's her name?
00:28:58.000 Margaret Cho doing imitations of her Korean parents.
00:29:01.000 Everyone can do an imitation of their parents.
00:29:04.000 In fact, I'm not a stand-up comedian, but when I go on tour with Anthony, I cheat.
00:29:08.000 If I'm too drunk to remember what the bits are, I'll do my parents.
00:29:13.000 I'll talk about eating pussy because I'm not a professional and I'm lazy and it's a cheap way to get laughs.
00:29:21.000 This is your entire career.
00:29:23.000 So can you be better than the fucking cock pussy jokes?
00:29:28.000 Like Nikki Glaser talking about getting skull fucked all the time.
00:29:32.000 And it's sad because they're both single.
00:29:36.000 So you have this 40 something single woman talking about cock.
00:29:43.000 And they get cock on their face, but they're not doing home improvement.
00:29:47.000 They're doing the opposite.
00:29:49.000 They're destroying their home.
00:29:51.000 Have you got the trailer for it?
00:29:55.000 She's got a cute little outfit.
00:29:57.000 She's a cute little lady.
00:29:59.000 I can see the appeal.
00:30:01.000 And they say black don't crack.
00:30:03.000 Well, chink don't crink. Chink don't chip.
00:30:08.000 Chink don't chink. What are you doing?
00:30:12.000 Yeah, there it is. Is that the trailer?
00:30:14.000 Oh, I don't know. I don't think these are playing.
00:30:18.000 Ali Wong. Oh, man.
00:30:21.000 Trailer. Am I on Adderall or am I on amphetamines and you just seem super slow today?
00:30:26.000 I mean, adding the link to the thing you wanted to see would help.
00:30:29.000 Hi, guys. Welcome to my dressing room.
00:30:32.000 This is Shang Wang.
00:30:34.000 Justin, my husband, always begs me before we leave the house to please dress more subtle, and I guess this isn't so subtle.
00:30:41.000 These are crocs that I decorated by myself.
00:30:43.000 Nice. Now you're going to watch me transform from Eazy-E into a butterfly.
00:30:47.000 I've been a fan of Ali Wong since our first special.
00:30:49.000 You're in the same room with her live in person.
00:30:52.000 First time. First time.
00:30:53.000 Boring. Show us some of your bits.
00:30:56.000 It's hilarious. Wait, is this single lady?
00:31:03.000 This isn't the right one, dude.
00:31:07.000 Ali Wong, single lady.
00:31:12.000 There we go. I really do believe that 40 is the golden age.
00:31:20.000 Women are agreeable.
00:31:22.000 It is perfect.
00:31:25.000 Okay, glorifying divorce, that's great.
00:31:27.000 By the way, stop.
00:31:32.000 Have you noticed this pattern with divorced people where they always talk about themselves and how this is better for them and they never mention the kids?
00:31:41.000 War on kids.
00:31:44.000 You know what else is a war on kids?
00:31:47.000 Fucking Teslas. Electric cars.
00:31:49.000 Kids can't hear them. No one gives a shit about that.
00:31:54.000 They're dangerous for children playing on the street.
00:31:58.000 Go ahead. 25 and then I could go as high as 55.
00:32:03.000 Uh, if you're 55, I got questions for you.
00:32:06.000 Like, can you go on a brisk walk?
00:32:10.000 Pretty mediocre. Can you digest red meat without getting a swollen toe the next day?
00:32:19.000 Can you? A swollen toe?
00:32:22.000 Oof, that was grim.
00:32:24.000 Oh, but the best part about fucking a dude that's 60 is that you get to hear a story that he already told you on Tuesday.
00:32:34.000 That he's gonna repeat to you on Friday about a half-court shot he once made in 1985.
00:32:42.000 Oh, this is brutal!
00:32:45.000 Maybe I was drunk last night.
00:32:47.000 Those are your highlights?
00:32:50.000 So, not everyone in the sprinkles section has the sprinkles.
00:32:55.000 We're just discussing the subject of sprinkles.
00:32:57.000 And for those of you not familiar with the show, sprinkles is what God gives certain people and makes them hilarious.
00:33:03.000 Uh... This one, I didn't think it was sprinkly, but it got pretty sprinkled as I continued to peruse it.
00:33:13.000 I watched this completely sober, unlike Single Lady, so let me know if you agree.
00:33:18.000 Although, of course, humor is incredibly subjective, so sometimes you disagree.
00:33:23.000 I've made a career on humor, so I think I'm an authority on this.
00:33:29.000 Well, one of us has a vibrator in our bottoms.
00:33:33.000 Which one of us could it be?
00:33:37.000 Yeah! One of us has a vibrator in our bottoms.
00:33:41.000 Oh, do you think that it could be me?
00:33:48.000 No! No!
00:33:54.000 Well, is it Broden?
00:33:56.000 I don't know, maybe. Or is it Mark?
00:33:57.000 I don't know could be or is it Zach?
00:33:59.000 Can you turn it off at the remote?
00:34:10.000 Just at the remote, there's a remote in the game.
00:34:12.000 I don't know. What do you think, Ryan? The dancing was funny.
00:34:15.000 I mean, it could have ended already.
00:34:17.000 It could have ended. I like when the guy leaves.
00:34:21.000 Here's another one right on the line.
00:34:23.000 It's definitely a well-written bit, but is it sprinkly?
00:34:29.000 I don't know. Maybe the way I portray these two.
00:34:33.000 Don't you swear at me, you little shit!
00:34:36.000 I am your mother!
00:34:38.000 All I do is worry, exclaim, and defend!
00:34:43.000 Okay, I think this is good.
00:34:49.000 I like this one. $1.99.
00:34:51.000 Okay. I can see myself here.
00:34:54.000 I watched some of our other stuff.
00:34:56.000 It was pretty good too.
00:34:57.000 And then finally, this isn't really sprinkles, but it's a good point.
00:35:07.000 Why did we, when did white people stop making little expressions?
00:35:10.000 Thank you.
00:35:11.000 I need some help from the Caucasian race.
00:35:14.000 Yes, I'm here. Why did y'all stop coming up with phrases?
00:35:16.000 Fear. Y'all used to be in y'all bag.
00:35:20.000 Y'all used to give us some of the greatest phrases.
00:35:22.000 When I was growing up, you know, the older white folks used to say, I don't give a rat's ass.
00:35:26.000 Or, you're skating on thin ice, buddy.
00:35:28.000 Or, one of my favorites.
00:35:30.000 Get a load of this guy. I feel like y'all just stopped doing that.
00:35:35.000 What happened? Why y'all ain't giving us these good phrases anymore?
00:35:38.000 I really miss y'all going like, oh, newsflash, pal.
00:35:41.000 You know what I'm saying? Hold your horses, bucko.
00:35:44.000 My favorite one, off the rip, get a grip, buddy.
00:35:47.000 I love telling people to get a grip.
00:35:49.000 That used to be my thing.
00:35:51.000 See somebody acting out of line, man, get a grip.
00:35:53.000 You know what I'm saying? Now we ain't got that no more because y'all just not making praises.
00:35:58.000 I need y'all to get back and make some praises, man.
00:36:01.000 I don't give a rat's ass.
00:36:02.000 That's it right there.
00:36:04.000 Rat's ass? Who thought of that?
00:36:07.000 I'll never forget when I was a kid, I was acting up.
00:36:10.000 And this older white woman goes, beat it, twerk.
00:36:13.000 You ain't never gonna hear nothing that clean ever again.
00:36:16.000 You never gonna hear beat it, twerk.
00:36:19.000 We got lame stuff now.
00:36:21.000 I need beat it, twerk.
00:36:23.000 I need twerk back in the vocab.
00:36:26.000 I need twerk back. I need the Caucasians to get back on their job, reach back in that bag, and give us some more phrases.
00:36:32.000 I'm tired of what the young people talking about.
00:36:34.000 I need some of that new stuff.
00:36:36.000 He's so right. We should start bringing it back.
00:36:39.000 I disagree. What?
00:36:41.000 I think that's the pinnacle of expression that's already been figured out.
00:36:46.000 Like the encyclical from Pope Pius XII. He's like...
00:36:49.000 Stop looking for society.
00:36:50.000 Stop looking for civilization.
00:36:52.000 It's figured out.
00:36:53.000 We found it already. So you can't learn anything from Indians.
00:36:55.000 You can't learn anything from Guatemalans.
00:36:58.000 We figured it out. It's Western culture.
00:37:01.000 I understand. But Western culture stopped using those terms.
00:37:05.000 We need to bring them back.
00:37:07.000 Oh, but I thought he was also saying you need to bring up new ones.
00:37:11.000 Like, why didn't you invent any new ones?
00:37:12.000 Because they're already figured out. Yeah, but we don't use those anymore.
00:37:15.000 So I think he's saying, do either bring those back, beat a twerp and get a grip and get a load of this guy, or come up with new ones.
00:37:25.000 But we're at zero now.
00:37:27.000 I think the Midwest and the South, they're chock full of them.
00:37:30.000 I'll hear ones where I'm like, holy crap.
00:37:31.000 When you say we and you're just you, they're like, what, you got a mouse in your pocket?
00:37:35.000 That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
00:37:38.000 Who's we? You got a mouse in your pocket?
00:37:41.000 Oh, I see. You know what I like when the Irish go, your man.
00:37:47.000 Like, sometimes it's someone, like say you're a fan of Conor McGregor, and then they'll go like, that's your man Conor there, that's why he won.
00:37:55.000 So your man Conor's thinking about getting back into it, so that's obvious.
00:37:59.000 He is my man in that sense.
00:38:01.000 But then they just start making it for someone you don't know.
00:38:04.000 Like a guy. It means a guy.
00:38:06.000 So that's when your man came in and tried to assassinate Trump.
00:38:10.000 Now, it wasn't your guy who tried to assassinate Trump.
00:38:12.000 I hope not. They just mean a man.
00:38:15.000 Or our kid.
00:38:16.000 If you're a mank, you say our kid.
00:38:20.000 Our kid went to school, right?
00:38:23.000 And it's not your kid?
00:38:24.000 No, our kid.
00:38:27.000 I'm going to do a special today in the mailbag about the comments.
00:38:32.000 People who comment on our site are so fucking dumb.
00:38:37.000 I mean, I see tweets about us.
00:38:39.000 I read about 100 emails a day from Baby Monsters.
00:38:43.000 They're all reasonable. But there's something about that particular group in the comments section of the website.
00:38:48.000 Not even the Discord.
00:38:50.000 I'm talking about the comments section on the website.
00:38:53.000 Absolutely. Like, people are asking now why you haven't named your 10-month-old son yet.
00:38:59.000 Well, it's hard.
00:39:00.000 It's hard naming it. We're thinking by the time he's won, we'll figure it out.
00:39:05.000 Is that even legal?
00:39:07.000 I don't know. Isn't it child neglect to not have a name at 10 months?
00:39:10.000 Like, you have birth certificates.
00:39:11.000 You fill out a bunch of shit at the hospital.
00:39:14.000 What is that, left blank?
00:39:15.000 Yeah. I don't think you can leave the hospital without a name.
00:39:21.000 Whoa. States differed on how long residents are given to come up with a name.
00:39:25.000 But I had to... We had a birth certificate and we had a bunch of forms I had to sign.
00:39:29.000 In fact, I got interrogated by one black woman, and that demographics are the absolute queens of silly names, because my children have Indian middle names.
00:39:40.000 And they're like, they're going to get made fun of.
00:39:42.000 I'm like, not as much as Erica.
00:39:45.000 Erica. So I don't know how you leave the hospital without a name.
00:39:51.000 TBD? Anyway, morons.
00:39:54.000 Ryan's wife is pregnant, as we've discussed on the show.
00:39:58.000 His two children that are out of the womb have fucking names.
00:40:03.000 And they had names at birth.
00:40:05.000 Okay. Obviously.
00:40:07.000 And these Zoomers are so arrogant.
00:40:09.000 Instead of going, hmm, this doesn't make sense.
00:40:13.000 I must be wrong.
00:40:16.000 Brian having a 10-month-old with no name is bizarre.
00:40:20.000 So maybe I am missing something.
00:40:22.000 Nope. They just go, that's fucked up.
00:40:24.000 You should name him. Rolling around Disney with a kid with no name.
00:40:31.000 All right, let's get to the war on kids.
00:40:34.000 But before we do, I would like to thank the other sponsor for today's show, which is Purple Works Nutrition, pre-workout.
00:40:41.000 You'll notice, by the way, I don't talk about things that I have no experience with.
00:40:44.000 I'm not here pushing some VPN service that I've never tried.
00:40:48.000 I wear Nita Fashions every day, and I take Purple Workouts every day I'm working out.
00:40:54.000 Today was grim at the trainer.
00:40:58.000 It was this thing, you lie on your back and it's got these arms.
00:41:01.000 My trainer has wasted so much money on fucking machines.
00:41:04.000 Like, I think he's up to 300 grand.
00:41:06.000 He's never gonna pay it off, but whatever.
00:41:09.000 So it was like 15 with one arm, 45 pounds, 15 with the other arm, 45 pounds.
00:41:14.000 It was right at the limit of what I'm capable of.
00:41:16.000 And then, by the way, those 30 are done three separate times as you go around the cycle.
00:41:23.000 All these guys are like, I could bench press 180.
00:41:25.000 Okay, that's great. It's not as impressive as doing 120 15 times, 15 times, 15 times.
00:41:32.000 That's much more impressive to me.
00:41:34.000 I can't tell you how many badass boxers come in to do our workouts and they fucking pussy out immediately.
00:41:41.000 Even Ryan was puffing and puffing.
00:41:44.000 There's no time to recover.
00:41:45.000 It's a completely different workout.
00:41:47.000 He won't let you rest for more than 40 seconds.
00:41:51.000 And even then, that's pushing it.
00:41:53.000 So it's pure stamina. Well, he'll also like, he'll do like today we had to lie, I had to lie down on a thing and then do leg workouts where I'm like kicking myself in the ass.
00:42:01.000 So my arms are resting at that point.
00:42:03.000 And then I'm doing the one, it was 120 or 140.
00:42:08.000 But anyway, as I'm doing this, I'm running out of energy.
00:42:12.000 I'm kind of hungover. And Purpleworks, I could feel it in my body.
00:42:16.000 And it was like I was dipping into it.
00:42:20.000 As I was like going, or doing snatches with 25-pound weights, I would call to the Purpleworks.
00:42:28.000 And it would dole out extra energy.
00:42:31.000 And when I got there, he wasn't there.
00:42:33.000 He was having a poo because every time he eats fish, he has to shit.
00:42:37.000 So I just started randomly doing curls with 25-pound weights because I had to because I was getting the tingles.
00:42:43.000 Purple Works gives you these tingles that if you don't work out, you feel like there's ants in your pants.
00:42:48.000 So I'm currently doing their newest edition, which is called Invictus, I believe.
00:42:54.000 Use promo code GAVIN for 15% off.
00:42:57.000 And if I didn't do Purple Works, I might not have the gumption to go to the gym.
00:43:02.000 I take it exactly half an hour before I get to my trainer or to my...
00:43:06.000 I box also on other days of the week.
00:43:10.000 And then you just...
00:43:11.000 You have to go. It makes you go.
00:43:14.000 It's gym rape. That's what they should call this new particular formula, gym rape.
00:43:20.000 Invictus is Latin for gym rape.
00:43:23.000 Actually, I'm here because of gym rape.
00:43:25.000 My dad, Jimmy McInnis, got my mom drunk.
00:43:29.000 And what happens with one beer?
00:43:31.000 Hardy? Rape.
00:43:34.000 Nope. One beer leads to a lit cigarette.
00:43:36.000 That's right. And then a two-beer buzz.
00:43:39.000 Five beers, six beers, and then a shotgun wedding and Sesame Street on the TV. All because of alcohol!
00:43:48.000 Pull up that song, One Beer.
00:43:50.000 He's got some black woman screaming back up, like the Rolling Stones.
00:43:54.000 Rape, murder, it's just a shadowy.
00:43:57.000 But she's singing the word alcohol.
00:43:59.000 All his songs are getting wasted.
00:44:01.000 It actually makes me feel better about being a drunk.
00:44:04.000 I woke up on the wrong side of the truck bed this morning with an empty bottle of Jack I was holding.
00:44:12.000 Man she got me bad when she kicked me to the curb.
00:44:15.000 But maybe I got what I deserve.
00:44:18.000 I have goose pimples in the back of my head.
00:44:33.000 We should move south.
00:44:35.000 This is tingles.
00:44:37.000 One beer can turn into...
00:44:40.000 Chills.
00:44:41.000 I'm getting chills. We have to go south.
00:44:45.000 That brings us to the war on kids.
00:44:48.000 Yes. It's a special segment.
00:44:50.000 We used to do more on kids where we showed kids with Down Syndrome, but that felt cruel.
00:44:54.000 So now we switch it to the war on kids.
00:44:57.000 Hello, fam! I had a sex change up right now.
00:45:01.000 We're living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
00:45:07.000 Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrines.
00:45:13.000 On your feet, soldier!
00:45:15.000 On your feet!
00:45:18.000 Douglas Murray is one of, if not the most eloquent voices of our generation.
00:45:24.000 And that's with a cock in his mouth.
00:45:28.000 But he really summarized the ethos of the UK. I always say before Maggie Thatcher was just working class and rich.
00:45:40.000 There was no middle class. She introduced the concept of privatization and then all of a sudden there's a middle class.
00:45:44.000 But there kind of isn't.
00:45:46.000 They're really, like, sure there's a middle class, but there still is this abuse of the working class in Britain, where if you've got a Luton accent, you're not taken as seriously, or you're actually vilified and thrown in jail without a second thought.
00:46:01.000 Oy! And Douglas Murray points this out about Tommy beautifully here in 1-9.
00:46:09.000 1-9. Which is coming up.
00:46:13.000 The interesting thing that Tommy Robinson speaks to and has always spoken to is, what are you allowed to do about this or say about this?
00:46:20.000 Now, if you're me, for the time being, you're allowed to write about it sometimes.
00:46:27.000 You're allowed to speak about it sometimes.
00:46:29.000 You're allowed to raise alarms sometimes.
00:46:33.000 You're allowed to speak your mind somewhat.
00:46:35.000 But if you're a Tommy Robinson character, if you grew up in Luton, And you haven't had many advantages in life, and you've had quite a lot of disadvantages, and you're white and working class.
00:46:46.000 What are you allowed to do about this?
00:46:48.000 What are you allowed to say about any of this?
00:46:50.000 And the government, for decades now, has had the attitude, you're not allowed to do anything.
00:46:56.000 You're not allowed to say anything.
00:46:58.000 You can't do anything, because if you do, we'll call you a racist.
00:47:02.000 And we'll call you far right.
00:47:05.000 And we'll throw you in prison.
00:47:07.000 They cut off his tongue.
00:47:10.000 That's my new metaphor after Columbus Day.
00:47:13.000 I keep cutting off our tongues.
00:47:15.000 What did he do? Why is he on the lam right now, running all over Europe from fucking Spain to Norway?
00:47:22.000 Because if he goes back home, he's facing jail for contempt of court because he released a documentary, which we have on our site, that explains...
00:47:32.000 That the boy who waterboarded the Muslim kid didn't waterboard the Muslim kid, and the Muslim kid is not an angel.
00:47:38.000 He was stabbing his female teachers and female students and threatening to rape little girls.
00:47:45.000 That's Tommy's crime.
00:47:49.000 So he still has social media, thank God.
00:47:51.000 That tongue hasn't been cut off yet.
00:47:53.000 Although actually it has been and it's been reinstated.
00:47:55.000 They sewed it back on. That's what my dad used to say when men acted like they have no balls.
00:48:00.000 He would say, would you like me to sew it back on?
00:48:03.000 Shall I just sew one back on?
00:48:07.000 But Tommy posted this.
00:48:08.000 I don't think this is the exact Tommy post.
00:48:10.000 But how fucking disgusting is this shit?
00:48:13.000 You ready for this?
00:48:15.000 I got our Edie and today is a big day because she's going on her first date. That's a boy So the guy meeting is a big fan of stranger things so I got him some gifts So first I got Jonathan then I got Matt then I got a Henry and I also got Dustin Oh, and if the date doesn't work out, I'm keeping them.
00:48:35.000 I also got him this iPad so he can FaceTime me Wait a minute You bought him on an iPad? Let's start with the most obvious thing here besides the fact that this is child abuse.
00:48:50.000 Ten year olds don't go on dates.
00:48:53.000 I've had a ten year old three times now and dating is the farthest thing from their mind.
00:49:00.000 15, 16, they start...
00:49:03.000 Well, it's called puberty. When puberty begins, the inevitable biology kicks in, and they start getting interested in the opposite sex.
00:49:12.000 10? Fuck those people.
00:49:15.000 Not literally... You all remember being 10?
00:49:19.000 When I was 10, Star Wars came out.
00:49:20.000 Why would you hang around with girls?
00:49:22.000 They're fucking gross. They don't know anything about Star Wars.
00:49:25.000 They have cooties. They don't own a bionic man.
00:49:27.000 Fuck them all. They're pieces of shit.
00:49:29.000 And then you get a pube, and the next thing you know, girls have sprouted angel wings, and you can't believe what an honor it is to be within 10 feet of them, because they're so perfect.
00:49:41.000 What are you doing conflating that with this?
00:49:44.000 You fucking weirdos.
00:49:45.000 And what is with the bizarre gifts?
00:49:48.000 How much is an iPad? A thousand bucks?
00:49:50.000 I think so. And what are those Pop-Tart things called?
00:49:54.000 Funko Pops. How much are those?
00:49:57.000 Let me see. Probably like 30 bucks.
00:50:00.000 Well, it depends on which one.
00:50:03.000 Like $1,500 you're spending on this guy who is on a date with another boy?
00:50:09.000 So is this boy you're going on the date with, is he gay?
00:50:13.000 Gay is a type of sexuality.
00:50:15.000 It's a type of sex you have.
00:50:18.000 Okay, $12. I think one...
00:50:21.000 Okay, say they were $1,400, $1,400.
00:50:24.000 We could have one Funko Pop, maybe.
00:50:27.000 An iPad so we can FaceTime each other?
00:50:29.000 That's starting to sound fucking depraved.
00:50:32.000 This is Tommy's crime, by the way, is pointing out depraved things like this involving children.
00:50:39.000 He's called a racist because he acknowledges that the majority of these grooming gangs in Britain are Pakistani.
00:50:45.000 But he didn't get there from Pakistani to groomer.
00:50:49.000 He went there from groomer to Pakistani.
00:50:51.000 You feel me? You get me?
00:50:53.000 In it. Anyway, let's continue with this fucking disgusting garbage.
00:50:58.000 Hey, does it go well?
00:50:59.000 Just fine. Okay, now I'm all ready to go on a date and I'll update you guys how it went.
00:51:07.000 No, thank you. I'd like Scotland Yard updated.
00:51:11.000 Look at his tattoos. Fucking sick.
00:51:17.000 What are the comments? Is anyone like, what?
00:51:19.000 She's going on a date. Dad should be in jail.
00:51:22.000 Way too young. I was not allowed to date until 16.
00:51:25.000 Keep going. I was definitely older too.
00:51:29.000 I didn't want to date.
00:51:31.000 That's the thing. I'm sure I've told you this a hundred times, but I was watching The Croods with my boy when he was eight.
00:51:38.000 And one of the subplots of The Croods' cartoon is that the girl has a huge crush on one of the boys.
00:51:45.000 She's like 13. He's 15 or whatever.
00:51:48.000 Every time she sees him, she has hearts.
00:51:49.000 I look over my eight-year-old and every time that scene showed up, he was going like this.
00:51:55.000 Like, it was as gross as watching someone take a shit.
00:52:00.000 They're not into sex.
00:52:01.000 Here's a controversial thing.
00:52:03.000 Children are not into sex.
00:52:07.000 All right, you know what?
00:52:10.000 I think we're going to take everyone behind the paywall.
00:52:15.000 We've been too kind to you all.
00:52:18.000 And I feel that...
00:52:20.000 And I want to get more controversial, too.
00:52:22.000 We've got some racism coming up, some useless black female politicians, and of course, Haktua Harris.