Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 22, 2024


S6E44 - WORLD'S LONGEST EPISODE


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 9 minutes

Words per Minute

154.62553

Word Count

29,317

Sentence Count

3,008

Misogynist Sentences

172

Hate Speech Sentences

249


Summary

Gavin McKinnon talks about his New York night out with the Dead Kennedys and the fact that he doesn't drink enough. He also talks about a new drug he's taking and why he doesn t like it. And he talks about why he thinks the Beastie Boys should have quit while they were ahead in the charts. Also, he tries to figure out how to not get fired from his job as a radio DJ. And he does a deep dive into the life and career of Jello Biafra. All that and much more on this week's episode of Get Off My Lawn! Featuring special guest Anthony Cumia of Opie and Anthony. Music: "Too Drunk to fuck" by The Dead Kennedy Band "Goodbye Goodbye" by Bad Kneecaps by The Mavadoos By The Cracks And much, much more! Get off my lawn! Subscribe to our new podcast, GONE. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe on iTunes Learn more about your ad choices. Like, comment and tell a friend about what's going on in your life and what you're listening to this week on GONE, GOT OFF MY PLACE! GIVE A FRIENDS a chance to win a FREE FIVE PIECE Spring Cleaning Set Set from GIVEAWAY HERE! Enjoy this episode and spread the word to your friends about this podcast! Peace, Love, Blessings, Cheers! Timestamps: 5 stars! Cheers, Kristy, Joe, Kristian, Mike & Cheers. Love, Gaveaway, Gorms, Gonna Go? Gotta have it, Gotta Have It All the Best of It All, Cheer, and Keep It So Good, and a Happy Holidays! - The Best of Gotta Listen to it All! XOXO, Joe & Anthony, Gav & Gave It All That & Gotta Get It All Out. - Gonna Have It, Gots It Out, Gives It All Goodness, Gee & A Little More Than That's Gotta Hear It All Of It's Not Good, Good Gotta Gotta It's Good, OK, Thank You, Thank It, Good Enough, Thanks, Goodie, Thank it, Goodnight, Good Morning, Good Luck, Good Night, Good Love, Good Bless It's Great, Good Loved, Good Day, Good Life, Good Effie, Good Mouthing, Good Olie, etc., Good Bless Me, Good Vibes, Good N Good Bless, etc.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McKinnon. it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McKinnon.
00:00:20.000 I danced all night.
00:00:22.000 I drank 16 beers and started up a fight.
00:00:28.000 Your personal un admitted You're out of luck I'm rolling down the stairs Too drunk to fuck too drunk to fuck too drunk to fuck too drunk too fuck
00:00:50.000 I'm too drunk to drunk too drunk to fuck - "Nouvelle vague, une bande de Paris-France, alors." Elle fait des covers avec le style bossa nova, comme tu vas.
00:01:10.000 Kind of a lame idea, right?
00:01:12.000 I'll just do bossa nova songs of hits, but it pays.
00:01:16.000 Their shows are always packed.
00:01:17.000 They've been around for 10 years now.
00:01:20.000 Just barfing out super easy shit.
00:01:22.000 The French are good at barfing out super easy shit.
00:01:26.000 Of course, it's a cover of the Dead Kennedy song, Too Drunk to Fuck, which I remember being a teen and hearing that song and going, how could you possibly be too drunk to fuck?
00:01:35.000 Like, at that age, we were getting boners in a tornado.
00:01:39.000 But it's possible.
00:01:40.000 Now that I'm 54, I understand the song.
00:01:43.000 It took me a while.
00:01:45.000 You know what's cool about Jello Biafra?
00:01:47.000 He was, I think, the first guy to make it okay to have a nasally voice.
00:01:53.000 I mean...
00:01:54.000 Yeah.
00:01:55.000 The Beastie Boys, when they were punk, they did that.
00:01:58.000 When I was a kid in Canada, in Montreal, there was a band called Scum that would do that.
00:02:04.000 And in Ottawa, my hometown, there was a band called Honest Engine.
00:02:08.000 And they weren't trying to be cool or like, Henry Rollins!
00:02:12.000 They were nasally and nerdy.
00:02:15.000 And that became a thing after.
00:02:18.000 Look up Honest Engine, the Rosenthal effect on YouTube.
00:02:24.000 This was normal for me as a kid, but when I hear it now, I'm like, wow, you were really not going for cool.
00:02:31.000 God is a lot.
00:02:32.000 Well, my little friend, see what?
00:02:34.000 I give a recognition, I give you some religion.
00:02:37.000 Lord, love, and devil, no.
00:02:40.000 Religion preaches love, but it breeds hate.
00:02:43.000 Religion preaches love, but it breeds hate.
00:02:46.000 The iron in the irony.
00:02:51.000 Okay, that's enough music talk.
00:02:54.000 Today's a free ep.
00:02:55.000 We mix it up every week.
00:02:57.000 Sometimes Monday's the free ep.
00:02:59.000 Monday is casual Mondays where we goof off.
00:03:02.000 That's why I'm wearing a suit with a moire.
00:03:02.000 Tuesday's serious.
00:03:05.000 You're not supposed to wear patterns on television.
00:03:08.000 Wednesday is Anthony Cumia and I of Opie and Anthony.
00:03:11.000 It's funny how that's how he's known when Opie is such a useless piece of shit.
00:03:16.000 I mean, they should have just quit while they were ahead.
00:03:19.000 Well, I don't know if they should quit.
00:03:21.000 They were fired.
00:03:21.000 They should quit.
00:03:23.000 Yeah, well, I mean, the best way to not get fired, just quit.
00:03:27.000 I don't know.
00:03:28.000 I don't know what the answer is.
00:03:29.000 But the weight of the opening at the end of the show, it was too heavy.
00:03:35.000 You know, it was like Sisyphus pushing up a rock up the hill.
00:03:38.000 So, I don't know.
00:03:39.000 I mean, this could be the last show.
00:03:42.000 Okay, seems kind of negative, but we'll get to that.
00:03:46.000 I'm currently on a drug called Purple Works Nutrition.
00:03:49.000 I take it every day before I go work out.
00:03:52.000 Today I worked out.
00:03:54.000 Listening to songs like, This is how legends are made!
00:03:59.000 Which is hysterical when you see my Grover body lifting weights, but thanks to Purple Works Nutrition, my Grover body is phenomenally less Grovery than it's supposed to be.
00:04:11.000 I finally have shoulders for the first time in my life.
00:04:13.000 The gut is an issue.
00:04:15.000 But my trainer says I would have to cut out the burgers I have every day for lunch and the pizza I have every night for dinner and the seven beers I drink on nights where I've decided not to drink.
00:04:28.000 And I'm like, do you have any other plans?
00:04:30.000 Because cutting out beer and bread is not happening.
00:04:32.000 Although, I had a billion dollar idea today.
00:04:37.000 You know how you go to dinner with a woman and she'll have the cheeseburger?
00:04:40.000 I just did this with Ann Coulter, where her friend Dave at the Beach Cafe gave me this cool...
00:04:45.000 I think it's Greece.
00:04:47.000 Greece and America flag.
00:04:50.000 And they take the buns off and they just eat the cheeseburger with the meat, right?
00:04:57.000 A compromise for that is wraps.
00:04:59.000 Wraps are very big.
00:05:00.000 W-R-A-P-S, where they think that it's less bread or less calories.
00:05:05.000 It is less bread.
00:05:06.000 And they love those.
00:05:07.000 Now, I just had three hot dogs for lunch, and conscious of my growing belly, I was like, fuck, I wish there wasn't so much bread on these hot dog buns.
00:05:16.000 New invention.
00:05:19.000 Ladies hot dogs.
00:05:23.000 We wouldn't call them that.
00:05:24.000 Low-carb hot dog buns.
00:05:27.000 And it's just, it's the same as a hot dog bun, but just like two-thirds of the bread gone.
00:05:34.000 It's flat, it's small, and it's a little bit more than a hot dog.
00:05:39.000 Now, obviously, if you're having Oktoberfest wiener schnitzel, you want a big bun to hold that shit together.
00:05:45.000 But if you're just having a normal hot dog, you don't need a big fat bun.
00:05:48.000 There should be ladies' diet buns.
00:05:50.000 Like a scooped bagel.
00:05:52.000 Yes.
00:05:53.000 Or this?
00:05:54.000 Yummy.
00:05:55.000 No.
00:05:55.000 Oh.
00:05:56.000 That's gross and gay and boring.
00:05:58.000 See, it's for men.
00:05:59.000 I would never call it the ladies' buns.
00:06:03.000 Slim buns?
00:06:04.000 Man buns.
00:06:05.000 Skinny bun?
00:06:06.000 Skinny bun hot dog buns?
00:06:09.000 That looks like almond flour.
00:06:11.000 What about Asian ass hot dog buns?
00:06:12.000 They're not known for having big buns.
00:06:14.000 That's true.
00:06:15.000 Chinese girl, what about geisha girl hot dog buns?
00:06:18.000 Geisha buns.
00:06:19.000 Anyway, I gotta work on the name, but that's a fun thing.
00:06:23.000 What are those, hot dogs?
00:06:24.000 I mean, pancakes?
00:06:25.000 Yes, they are hot dogs.
00:06:26.000 Well, are they?
00:06:27.000 Who knows?
00:06:29.000 I don't know if that counts as a hot dog.
00:06:31.000 So anyway, Purple Works Nutrition.
00:06:33.000 Use promo code GAVIN50% off.
00:06:35.000 Try out their new formula, which I'm on currently.
00:06:38.000 I say I'm on, but the only thing that's left is maybe a bit of a caffeine buzz.
00:06:43.000 Invictus is the stuff I do every day.
00:06:46.000 And I gotta say, we did three rounds of, you know, chest presses and lunges and shit and pull-ups and all that.
00:06:54.000 Some weird one with the bar where you go, Chin, not all the way down.
00:07:00.000 Forehead, all the way down.
00:07:01.000 Chin, not all the way down.
00:07:03.000 That one was brutal.
00:07:05.000 But I do all the things like three times total.
00:07:09.000 They were easier the second time.
00:07:12.000 Mmm-hmm.
00:07:13.000 This is how legends are made.
00:07:17.000 I was saying to the trainer today, I go, "To even get on page 35 of Muscle & Fitness magazine, which I wouldn't call a legend, I'd have to go for their senior section, take testosterone every day, and quit my job and work 40 hours a week at the gym for three and quit my job and work 40 hours a week at And then I may get on the last part of the senior section.
00:07:41.000 Not exactly legends.
00:07:43.000 So this is not how legends are made.
00:07:44.000 This is how you get in shape and be a better person.
00:07:47.000 You're pretty legendary.
00:07:48.000 I've seen your bod.
00:07:50.000 It's not bad, dude.
00:07:52.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:07:53.000 Like you have separation of the abs.
00:07:55.000 I hate that picture because I hate my beard in it.
00:07:57.000 And you're in the bathroom, which is kind of, I don't know.
00:07:59.000 Yeah.
00:08:00.000 And my stomach is way better than that now.
00:08:04.000 Is it?
00:08:05.000 That was when I first started doing sit-ups.
00:08:05.000 Yeah.
00:08:05.000 I haven't seen it in a while.
00:08:08.000 Wow, that's actually not bad.
00:08:10.000 I mean, you're vascular.
00:08:10.000 You have a good...
00:08:12.000 Whatever.
00:08:13.000 Speaking of me, by the way, that's enough of the commercial.
00:08:13.000 No, you're vascular.
00:08:16.000 There's a new movie out called It's Not Funny Anymore, which premiered in Montreal last night.
00:08:25.000 It features the G-Dog, and it's all about hipster to Hitler.
00:08:31.000 And the filmmaker offered to screen it here.
00:08:36.000 So I suggest we watch it on a green screen and do live commentary.
00:08:41.000 And of course, if it's a hit piece, I'm going to beat him up.
00:08:43.000 Nice.
00:08:44.000 And he'll be here so we can...
00:08:45.000 Yeah, bring Matty.
00:08:47.000 Oh, you thought that was funny, huh?
00:08:49.000 We have some mail.
00:08:51.000 Maybe I'll save that for the mailbag.
00:08:53.000 Yeah, you open mail in the mailbag.
00:08:55.000 It's just distracting seeing it here.
00:08:56.000 I'll get it off camera.
00:08:58.000 It's a drama, huh?
00:08:59.000 So we've got some fun packages to open when we get to that.
00:09:02.000 We'll be talking about Kamala and Trump, of course.
00:09:06.000 Obviously, we're focusing on those two for the next less than two weeks, I believe.
00:09:12.000 What is it today?
00:09:13.000 It's October 22nd.
00:09:14.000 I think we're down to 13 fucking days.
00:09:17.000 So that's tense.
00:09:21.000 But before we do get all serious, I like to start on things relatively light.
00:09:26.000 If you're new to the show, you know that people come here for opinions about movies that are about a year old.
00:09:33.000 Cutting edge.
00:09:34.000 I don't know if you've ever heard of Fungus the Bogeyman by Raymond Briggs, but it's about slime people who live underground.
00:09:40.000 And they like their news old.
00:09:44.000 They also like their beds wet and slimy and other stuff like that.
00:09:47.000 So I give you ancient news when it comes to movie reviews.
00:09:51.000 Don't expect me to be at the premiere, but if I'm bored out of my mind and the kids are asleep, and I'm sick of watching police arrest videos and political stuff right before I go to bed, or even The Penguin.
00:10:04.000 I end up having nightmares.
00:10:05.000 So I was like, what's something light and fluffy that will make me laugh?
00:10:09.000 And I started playing with my balls.
00:10:11.000 And I had a good giggle, and I thought, what would be funnier than that?
00:10:14.000 Someone who doesn't like their balls.
00:10:16.000 So I put on Will and Harper, which, by the way, every time I hear the word Harper, I think of those twins.
00:10:23.000 Harper, come here.
00:10:24.000 Oh no, Tyler, Tyler.
00:10:26.000 Harper, Tyler.
00:10:28.000 Harper, Tyler.
00:10:30.000 Who's Harper?
00:10:31.000 Harper.
00:10:32.000 Oh, that's Charlie?
00:10:34.000 Oh, Charlie, come on.
00:10:36.000 You know he's fucking with him.
00:10:38.000 Oh, no, Daddy, Daddy Hopper, Hopper Charlie.
00:10:42.000 Daddy Hopper Charlie.
00:10:43.000 You know what I love about that age?
00:10:45.000 They don't like it when you giggle at them and they don't like being filmed.
00:10:49.000 It's like hot chicks.
00:10:50.000 They don't like you talking about how hot they are.
00:10:52.000 They're like, actually, I'm a photographer.
00:10:55.000 Do you want to talk about my photography?
00:10:56.000 No, your photography sucks.
00:10:58.000 Okay, but that's really what I am.
00:11:00.000 I'm not a model.
00:11:02.000 I'm a photographer.
00:11:03.000 And two-year-olds are like, I'm not actually a cute little kid.
00:11:06.000 I'm actually a cool, heavy shit dude.
00:11:09.000 Like, I have a video of my youngest boy when he's maybe one, and he's having a mint, and he's going, Ooh, Pisces!
00:11:16.000 Pisces!
00:11:17.000 Meaning spicy.
00:11:18.000 So I start filming him, and I can see him be like, Hey, Mom!
00:11:20.000 And he runs over to say that it's Pisces.
00:11:23.000 They don't like that.
00:11:25.000 So, or even with, Oh, it's a fart!
00:11:28.000 Pull that up.
00:11:29.000 He's like, Oh, you don't know what that sound is?
00:11:31.000 Yeah, it's a fart.
00:11:32.000 Yeah.
00:11:33.000 Well, it's not literally a fart.
00:11:34.000 I'm sitting on a whoopee cushion.
00:11:35.000 But the sound you're hearing is in the fart family.
00:11:40.000 And when he sees the camera, he doesn't look that.
00:11:42.000 He's like, oh, you're filming.
00:11:44.000 I'm teaching you about flatulence and...
00:11:44.000 Oh, that's...
00:11:48.000 I could watch that 1,100 times.
00:11:57.000 Oh, I thought!
00:12:02.000 Anyway, you know what?
00:12:04.000 If you want to watch Will and Harper, just close your eyes and predict what it is, and you're correct.
00:12:10.000 And the funny thing about it, too, is I didn't really realize that Will's kind of a homo himself.
00:12:17.000 He grew up in California, which is already gay.
00:12:20.000 His dad was never around, which is twice as gay.
00:12:24.000 So a child of a single mom on the West Coast, and his parents were in the arts.
00:12:29.000 Homo.
00:12:30.000 Pussy.
00:12:31.000 He's basically a girl.
00:12:33.000 He's good.
00:12:34.000 And there's a reason why he's always playing the crybaby loser like in that Mark Wahlberg show where they're loser dads, stepfather or something.
00:12:43.000 The reason they cast him that way It's because that's who he is.
00:12:49.000 So this guy barely stops blubbering the entire fucking film.
00:12:53.000 They're both crying their eyes out.
00:12:55.000 And I'm watching it.
00:12:56.000 It's just a normal, funny Jewish guy, kind of caustic, kind of mean.
00:13:00.000 And he's decided he's a woman.
00:13:02.000 No, you're not.
00:13:03.000 And I'm watching it going.
00:13:04.000 He's like, I like wearing dresses and I like wearing high heels.
00:13:07.000 And I'm like, so did Prince.
00:13:09.000 Like, just be glam.
00:13:11.000 Just be a New York doll.
00:13:12.000 Just be a twisted sister.
00:13:15.000 You don't have to play this game.
00:13:19.000 Like, look what he's wearing right there.
00:13:21.000 That's a lot of guys in New York.
00:13:24.000 You're just like an eccentric glam dude.
00:13:28.000 He's not trying to fuck anyone either.
00:13:30.000 He's 61.
00:13:31.000 He has no libido.
00:13:32.000 So why crowbar this in?
00:13:34.000 Anyway, he goes, I love America.
00:13:36.000 He's always going on road trips.
00:13:37.000 I'm not sure if America loves me.
00:13:39.000 What?
00:13:40.000 And he has spotlight syndrome, which I'll get to later on.
00:13:45.000 Wajahat Ali has it, too.
00:13:48.000 We have a segment today called Wajahat the Asshat.
00:13:51.000 But he goes to some biker bar in Indiana somewhere, and he walks in, and everyone goes...
00:14:00.000 Well, A, it's a small town bar and they don't know who you are.
00:14:03.000 B, there's obviously cameras there.
00:14:06.000 If I'm seeing it, it's not a spy cam.
00:14:08.000 So that's weird.
00:14:10.000 And then C, when like Texans or someone in the Midwest or someone in the South sees cameras and a drag queen, they figure it's a Sacha Baron Cohen I'm getting set up to be racist thing or prejudiced or...
00:14:23.000 A fucking dumb redneck.
00:14:24.000 So they're dubious and skeptical, as they should be, because the north looks down on, or the northeast looks down on everyone.
00:14:31.000 Midwest, it's a coastal thing.
00:14:33.000 The coastals look down on everyone in the middle and the south, right?
00:14:38.000 So then they start liking him.
00:14:39.000 Hey, what's going on?
00:14:40.000 Oh, you're transitioning?
00:14:41.000 Cool, cool.
00:14:42.000 You gotta understand, too, in the Rust Belt, like, one of their brothers is a junkie who sucked dicks for money.
00:14:50.000 Their cousin's a fag.
00:14:52.000 This isn't the craziest thing in the world.
00:14:55.000 They know a lot of weirdos.
00:14:57.000 You think you're, oh, I'm from New York City.
00:14:59.000 I have a monopoly and weirdo.
00:15:00.000 Oh, and another thing about it.
00:15:01.000 He will not shut up about his fucking self.
00:15:04.000 How is this affecting your kids?
00:15:05.000 How did this affect your wife?
00:15:07.000 No, it's me.
00:15:08.000 And he has questions like, do you have any questions to ask me?
00:15:13.000 Do you feel that you have to act differently around me?
00:15:17.000 Me?
00:15:17.000 Me?
00:15:18.000 My pronouns?
00:15:20.000 Me?
00:15:20.000 Me?
00:15:23.000 We don't give a shit about you.
00:15:27.000 You know, he has kind of Larry David legs, too.
00:15:29.000 You know, those bow legs that some older Jewish men seem to get?
00:15:33.000 So in a dress, it looks preposterous and not remotely feminine.
00:15:38.000 Imagine Larry David in a dress.
00:15:39.000 Oh, and another thing.
00:15:40.000 He goes to this Texas all-he-can-eat steakhouse, and he reads tweets later that are like, who the fuck is with Will?
00:15:46.000 What is that creature?
00:15:47.000 And he's like, you know how hurtful that is?
00:15:50.000 These tweets live in sodomy.
00:15:52.000 Meanwhile, he looked like absolute shit.
00:15:55.000 He looked like he just fell out of a coconut tree, as Kamala Harris would say.
00:15:59.000 He's got a top bun that's all straight.
00:16:01.000 He has no makeup on.
00:16:02.000 Like, you see an ugly old man in drag?
00:16:04.000 It could look like your grandma, if he tried.
00:16:08.000 But no, just a train wreck of a hungover fuckface.
00:16:12.000 And he's like, people are staring.
00:16:14.000 Play some of this fucking thing.
00:16:17.000 This is how trannies are made.
00:16:20.000 This is how megalomaniacs are made.
00:16:23.000 Worried about how to talk to me when I came out to you?
00:16:26.000 And then it's like, yeah, I guess.
00:16:28.000 I mean, if I was him, I would have said, well, I mean, we were good friends, so I thought I'd hang out with you, but I was a little worried that...
00:16:36.000 I would hate this new you and think you're being disingenuous and we'd have to cancel the trip.
00:16:41.000 And then, of course, my career would be over.
00:16:44.000 And I would be canceled and so would my family.
00:16:47.000 Like the whole we're victims thing with the trannies.
00:16:51.000 You get canceled if we make...
00:16:53.000 We get canceled if we make fun of you.
00:16:55.000 You can go into a redneck bar and people are like, so what's going on?
00:16:59.000 What's your name?
00:17:00.000 And then, by the way, at that redneck bar, a bunch of Native Americans show up and with a beer bucket upside down do this Native American song for him.
00:17:07.000 Ooh, the racist Nazi bar.
00:17:09.000 Because there's a Confederate flag and a Trump flag on the wall.
00:17:13.000 And then, of course, Will starts crying.
00:17:15.000 Like, at one point, they meet the governor of Indiana, and the governor of Indiana is against puberty blockers and other shit.
00:17:22.000 That doesn't mean they don't like you, dude.
00:17:24.000 They don't want kids.
00:17:26.000 Like, if you're against kids getting tattoos, it doesn't mean you're against tattoos.
00:17:30.000 Right.
00:17:31.000 And does Harper even take those drugs?
00:17:34.000 We don't get into it.
00:17:35.000 Right.
00:17:36.000 I guarantee not, because I could look at them.
00:17:38.000 His voice is like this.
00:17:39.000 What the fuck?
00:17:40.000 So he wouldn't even know what that is.
00:17:42.000 And you're 61.
00:17:44.000 I don't give a fuck.
00:17:46.000 You could take heroin.
00:17:47.000 Go ahead.
00:17:48.000 Chop your dick off.
00:17:50.000 Nobody gives a shit about you.
00:17:55.000 It's like I was saying yesterday with Brianna Wu.
00:17:57.000 She's like, most of these people just seem as me.
00:18:00.000 They don't even want me to exist.
00:18:01.000 And I'm like, I'm at my kid's Little League game.
00:18:03.000 It's make or break for the Mets tonight.
00:18:05.000 You're not even close to my radar.
00:18:08.000 Unless you're the umpire, I don't give a fuck.
00:18:10.000 Yeah.
00:18:13.000 I'm a little nervous.
00:18:14.000 There are no ground rules with friends, I'm telling you.
00:18:16.000 I invite any friend of mine to ask me these questions.
00:18:19.000 I am not afraid to talk about them.
00:18:20.000 Imagine I said that.
00:18:22.000 I invite any friend...
00:18:23.000 You're probably wondering what it's like to have a big mustache.
00:18:27.000 Go ahead, ask me.
00:18:28.000 I don't even care.
00:18:30.000 Anyone out there...
00:18:31.000 By the way, when you're talking about...
00:18:32.000 He gets misgendered constantly, obviously.
00:18:35.000 He's not even trying.
00:18:36.000 He just looks like an old hippie with long hair.
00:18:41.000 Do you think you're the worst driver as a female driver?
00:18:44.000 Ha ha!
00:18:46.000 That's actually a good joke.
00:18:47.000 That's the dumbest.
00:18:48.000 That's so...
00:18:49.000 No, no, that is so...
00:18:50.000 Oh, fuck you.
00:18:52.000 Sing!
00:18:52.000 But I am.
00:18:53.000 Woo!
00:18:53.000 Yeah.
00:18:54.000 Oh.
00:18:56.000 Laugh out loud funny?
00:18:58.000 Eh, it's not exactly the trip with Steve Coogan.
00:19:01.000 There's the bar I was talking about.
00:19:02.000 Shaking hands.
00:19:04.000 And then he realizes, oh, I thought America would hate me, and now I'm realizing I was scared that I would hate myself.
00:19:10.000 And then, of course, they both burst into tears.
00:19:13.000 Oh, okay.
00:19:14.000 It's a comedy, but not in the way it's intended to be.
00:19:14.000 Sorry.
00:19:17.000 He looks genuinely sorry, too.
00:19:18.000 He's like, oh, shit, I don't...
00:19:20.000 I've just been on Earth.
00:19:21.000 I'm sorry.
00:19:21.000 I've never been to Plutonia or wherever the fucking planet you're from.
00:19:25.000 You mean Pluton?
00:19:25.000 Plutonia?
00:19:27.000 No, Plutonia's a moon off of Juquancton.
00:19:30.000 Not a bro, I'm sorry.
00:19:31.000 It's a she, but that's okay.
00:19:32.000 Sorry.
00:19:35.000 Everybody's being held hostage by this freak.
00:19:38.000 Yes.
00:19:39.000 And Will calls him she in every scene and it's, I'm sorry, it's just jarring.
00:19:45.000 He's not remotely feminine.
00:19:47.000 That's the other thing too.
00:19:48.000 His personality has not changed one iota.
00:19:50.000 You could tell that he was like a laid back Jewish guy from New York via the Midwest and he wrote caustic dry humor and he appreciated the American working class.
00:20:00.000 That's who you are as a broad now.
00:20:02.000 But you have a dress on that looks silly.
00:20:05.000 At one point he goes, I bought a house for $10,000 in like a washed out desolate part of the desert and I bought it so I could prance around there and be in women's clothes.
00:20:17.000 What?
00:20:20.000 This is probably around the age where I started to feel just kind of weird.
00:20:24.000 Yeah.
00:20:24.000 How about your kids?
00:20:25.000 Do they feel weird?
00:20:29.000 I used to come out to these kind of places before and then I transitioned and I got a little afraid.
00:20:34.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:20:35.000 By the way, stop.
00:20:37.000 We explained the demolition derby we were at where everyone is afraid.
00:20:41.000 That's the culture.
00:20:42.000 You want to fucking go?
00:20:43.000 It's like a Nazi skinhead rally.
00:20:46.000 Not politically, but the same level of fucking malevolence.
00:20:54.000 I'm not really afraid of these people.
00:20:58.000 Crying.
00:21:00.000 I'm afraid of hating my school.
00:21:02.000 That's true.
00:21:03.000 I hate you.
00:21:03.000 That's a very salient point.
00:21:05.000 I'm afraid of Gavin ridiculing me.
00:21:09.000 What the walk means now?
00:21:13.000 Like, look how he's dressed.
00:21:17.000 Did you see that?
00:21:19.000 You know how old ladies love doing cannonballs in the pool?
00:21:19.000 Cannonballs.
00:21:22.000 You know how you and your grandmother are always doing cannonballs, Ryan?
00:21:25.000 Yeah.
00:21:26.000 They love cannonballs.
00:21:27.000 We like belly flops.
00:21:28.000 It's not Mother's Day if I'm not doing a cannonball with Lolly, as she calls herself now.
00:21:34.000 My mother is changing her name.
00:21:37.000 She doesn't like Grandma and Grandpa with my nieces and nephews.
00:21:40.000 They have to call her Lolly and Pop.
00:21:42.000 So it was her birthday the other day, and I said to my kids, call not Nana, but Lolly, and wish her happy birthday.
00:21:50.000 And my 11-year-old's like, okay, hi Lolly, happy birthday!
00:21:53.000 And my dad's like, what?
00:21:55.000 No one let him in on this new name.
00:21:58.000 Because she likes it, it spells lollipop.
00:22:01.000 Yeah.
00:22:02.000 I like that too.
00:22:04.000 All righty.
00:22:05.000 I got you ready!
00:22:08.000 Uh-oh!
00:22:13.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, Dunkin' Donuts.
00:22:15.000 No.
00:22:16.000 We've not done one fun thing.
00:22:18.000 Name one fun thing we've done.
00:22:21.000 That's funny.
00:22:22.000 He's funny.
00:22:23.000 Will Smith.
00:22:24.000 Will Averill.
00:22:25.000 He's fucking funny.
00:22:25.000 They should do a sequel where they're like in Europe and stuff.
00:22:28.000 It's called Will and Abroad Abroad.
00:22:30.000 How about Will on a road trip and Harper stays home and whines about any questions?
00:22:39.000 Yeah, I have a question I want to ask you, Harper.
00:22:41.000 Why don't you stay home?
00:22:44.000 You suck.
00:22:45.000 You're a boring, mentally ill megalomaniac who should just dress like Prince and David Bowie, and no one fucking cares.
00:22:53.000 Get him out of here!
00:22:55.000 Get out!
00:22:56.000 Mission.
00:22:56.000 I'm not offended.
00:22:57.000 I'm not freaked out.
00:22:58.000 I'm not a homophobe.
00:23:01.000 Ugh.
00:23:02.000 Fuck it.
00:23:03.000 John.
00:23:04.000 Hey, John.
00:23:06.000 Ugh.
00:23:07.000 Muslim guy.
00:23:07.000 No.
00:23:10.000 It's a different way of life.
00:23:12.000 You know, I was driving around my neighborhood in the suburbs, and there's all this, like, Prop 8, which is a huge pro-baby-killing bill, and every lawn sign in my neighborhood says, Go Prop, or Prop 1, I guess.
00:23:23.000 And Black Lives Matter, of course, and we need a female president.
00:23:28.000 And I'm like, you're in your grandmother's America.
00:23:32.000 Do you think we were offended when Maggie Thatcher was Prime Minister?
00:23:35.000 Like, what is this?
00:23:36.000 Oh, hell no!
00:23:38.000 I ain't having no black president!
00:23:40.000 Besides Obama, of course.
00:23:41.000 Hell no!
00:23:42.000 I don't want a woman leader in the free world!
00:23:44.000 Besides Maggie Thatcher, of course.
00:23:46.000 They're like, blacks and women are not second-class citizens.
00:23:49.000 Thanks, time traveler.
00:23:51.000 You know that you're in 2024, right?
00:23:54.000 And your arguments are about 100 years old.
00:23:58.000 Or your vision of America, sorry.
00:24:00.000 Your Grandma's America is a good episode title.
00:24:03.000 Okay.
00:24:04.000 This ain't your grandma's America.
00:24:05.000 This ain't Lolly's America, boy!
00:24:08.000 Oh yeah, Lolly, I'm sorry.
00:24:09.000 I deadnamed.
00:24:10.000 You deadnamed her.
00:24:11.000 Oh my god, they get so emotional about deadnaming too.
00:24:13.000 And then the waiters and waitresses who are generally immigrants in this country and they don't know our stupid rules we made up an hour ago.
00:24:21.000 You know what?
00:24:22.000 I had another theory about it too.
00:24:23.000 It's like women don't like to do their homework, which is why they love astrology more than astrophysics.
00:24:29.000 So they came up with some dumb rule like you can't use the letter B on Tuesdays.
00:24:33.000 And then when you go, so yeah, he's good to me.
00:24:36.000 And they go, it's she.
00:24:38.000 Yeah.
00:24:40.000 And you're not allowed to do that anymore.
00:24:42.000 And you're like, oh, okay, I broke your two-hour-old rule.
00:24:46.000 So anyway, these waiters and waitresses call him he, and he's like, oh, ma'am.
00:24:50.000 And then he has Will go, hi, you know me, Will Ferrell, and this is my friend, Miss Harper.
00:24:55.000 She's a lady.
00:24:56.000 Okay, you're not really passing when the most famous person in the world has to introduce you as a little lady.
00:25:03.000 Anyway, sorry, a lot of fucking.
00:25:05.000 Last time I had dinner with Anne, she said, can we do less gay stuff, please?
00:25:10.000 Speaking of prejudice and bigotry, here is a...
00:25:14.000 Change my background to Sprinkles, but you don't have to do the whole Sprinkles thing.
00:25:16.000 Okay.
00:25:18.000 Here is a gimp getting on stage and everyone yelling, boo, fuck you, just because...
00:25:23.000 I made you a wheelchair too?
00:25:25.000 Because even though someone is funny, we are so backwards as a society here in 1945 that we won't give him a chance.
00:25:35.000 And we will tell him to fuck off, no matter how funny he is.
00:25:38.000 It's just the way we are.
00:25:39.000 Yeah.
00:25:42.000 You by yourself?
00:25:43.000 Let's fucking go, dude.
00:25:43.000 Yeah.
00:25:44.000 Can I ask why you're in the chair?
00:25:45.000 Oh, I'm like Aaron Delilah, but not as bad.
00:25:48.000 Let's fucking go.
00:25:49.000 Are you a comedian as well?
00:25:50.000 No.
00:25:52.000 You try?
00:25:53.000 Have you done it before?
00:25:55.000 Do you want to come up right now and tell a joke?
00:26:02.000 What's your name, my man?
00:26:03.000 I'm Avery.
00:26:04.000 Where are you from?
00:26:05.000 He's not telling you that this is a make-a-wish.
00:26:11.000 I'm gonna just give you a quick little intro and maybe just knock out a few jokes and then we'll keep the show trucking along.
00:26:17.000 How long can you stand before something happens?
00:26:19.000 We're gonna find out I've never stood before.
00:26:25.000 Quality, huh?
00:26:26.000 He's like, I like stand-up, but not the standing part of it.
00:26:29.000 That would be another good one, yeah.
00:26:31.000 I like stand-up, I just can't do it.
00:26:33.000 I'm not funny and I can't stand.
00:26:36.000 And you can't stand me.
00:26:38.000 Okay, this is a serious episode, so we have a lot of serious stuff.
00:26:42.000 If you want to party, that's Mondays and Thursdays and Wednesdays and Fridays.
00:26:47.000 This is the only non-fun day of the week, and I'll tell you what, I'm having a whale of a time.
00:26:53.000 That's the last day, too, so why not go out with a bang?
00:26:56.000 Let's be real about what's happening in the world before we depart, and we never come back.
00:27:00.000 It's true.
00:27:02.000 Seems a little melodramatic.
00:27:03.000 Are you just upset about something?
00:27:04.000 What's your problem today?
00:27:06.000 Well, basically, I think the company has been getting too big, so managing that, and there's numerous issues.
00:27:15.000 It's like controlling content, and it's just too much for us to bear, so we're just going to not do it.
00:27:20.000 But we could scale it back.
00:27:22.000 So we'll start from the beginning.
00:27:23.000 I'll drive around in an RV and do shows like that.
00:27:28.000 Okay.
00:27:29.000 There's too many cops, too many robbers.
00:27:31.000 It just seems a little melodramatic to me.
00:27:34.000 Who knows?
00:27:36.000 I think...
00:27:36.000 This just happened.
00:27:37.000 Go back to the normal news thing.
00:27:38.000 This is Sunday the 21st, I believe.
00:27:41.000 The anniversary of the Nyack shooting.
00:27:43.000 I had big plans for this.
00:27:44.000 There's a bar in Nyack where they celebrate the two guys who died there.
00:27:49.000 A black cop and a white cop.
00:27:51.000 I, of course, forget their names because I'm a piece of shit.
00:27:55.000 What is their names?
00:27:57.000 One of them has a funny name, like Chippy.
00:27:58.000 If they were black and we were black, we would know their names and have shirts.
00:28:02.000 Yes.
00:28:03.000 Joanna Morello.
00:28:04.000 Of course, it's Daily News, so this is super lefty.
00:28:06.000 She's a big Black Lives Matter lefty, but an absolute raging smoke show.
00:28:11.000 Keep going down.
00:28:12.000 There they are.
00:28:15.000 Edward O'Grady and Officer Waverly Brown.
00:28:21.000 They have a funny name.
00:28:22.000 Who's the other guy?
00:28:24.000 Peter, here's the Brinks guard, Peter Page.
00:28:27.000 Oh yeah, the Brinks guard.
00:28:28.000 So this was the Weather Underground.
00:28:30.000 This was Bill Ayers, guys.
00:28:34.000 This was Chessa Bowden, you know the DA, the Soros-funded DA. He had to be raised by Bill Ayers because, change my background, I said, because the Bowden family was involved in murdering cops.
00:28:49.000 What was it, 40 years ago today?
00:28:52.000 What does that say?
00:28:54.000 How long ago was it?
00:28:56.000 1981.
00:28:59.000 So it was whatever.
00:29:01.000 81, 91, 2001, 2021.
00:29:06.000 So 33 years.
00:29:11.000 43 years, of course.
00:29:12.000 40?
00:29:13.000 Oh, fudge.
00:29:14.000 43 years ago on Sunday.
00:29:17.000 And these dumb revolutionaries, this was really big in the late 60s, early 70s.
00:29:22.000 They're a little late to the game.
00:29:24.000 They blew themselves up a couple times making bombs.
00:29:27.000 And it was all about the class war and the revolution.
00:29:29.000 They're all overeducated boomer cunts.
00:29:31.000 And they decided, well, the revolution needs money.
00:29:34.000 Not for us, though.
00:29:36.000 For black revolutionaries.
00:29:38.000 Like the fucking Simbae's army or whatever they were called that kidnapped Patty Hearst.
00:29:44.000 What the hell were they called?
00:29:45.000 So fucking...
00:29:46.000 And they didn't have a plan either.
00:29:48.000 They were just like, Africa!
00:29:50.000 Black power, motherfucker!
00:29:51.000 Yeah, we gotta rise up!
00:29:54.000 And that was it, you know?
00:29:56.000 The Symbionese Liberation Army.
00:29:58.000 Yes.
00:29:59.000 So they murdered a Brinks truck security guard, stole $1.6 million.
00:30:04.000 Like, these guys have helmets on and stuff, so you gotta get your rifle up under the back of their fucking protective neck covering and really explode their brains.
00:30:15.000 To be able to pull this off for the blacks.
00:30:18.000 Like, you talk about ethnomasochism and white guilt.
00:30:21.000 That includes killing black police officers, by the way.
00:30:24.000 I guess they deserve to die because they work for the white man.
00:30:28.000 And they made it all the way up over the Tappan Zee Bridge, now ironically called the Cuomo Bridge.
00:30:35.000 Andrew Cuomo released...
00:30:38.000 One of the bitches who did this, I forget her name, but she became the fucking finance officer at Black Lives Matter, where together they embezzled millions of dollars.
00:30:48.000 He released her.
00:30:50.000 What was her name again?
00:30:51.000 Her name was Kathy Boudin.
00:30:53.000 Kathy Boudin.
00:30:55.000 Chesa Boudin's son, who she'd never raised because she was in prison for murdering black people to raise money for black people.
00:31:04.000 Real smart stuff with these fucking radical lefty nutbars.
00:31:09.000 Yeah, so Cuomo forgives her for her crimes, names the bridge after her dad, his dad, Mario Cuomo, which is naming it after your family.
00:31:19.000 So imagine you're one of the officer's family, and the bridge you take to work, you cross every single day no matter what, is now named after the family that released your father's murderer.
00:31:34.000 Can you get a bigger fuck you, please?
00:31:37.000 Anyway, there's a bar in Nyack that has the black guy, O'Grady, and the other guy.
00:31:43.000 God, I'm bad with these things.
00:31:46.000 Remember, Ryan, mural coming up.
00:31:48.000 We're making a mural on this wall here of all the fallen officers that we always forget to name and other victims of radical leftists and Muslim psychos like the little boy who was killed in the Boston bombing.
00:32:03.000 Edward O'Grady and Waverly Brown.
00:32:05.000 You know who I might be able to get on the show for Veterans Day?
00:32:12.000 Who?
00:32:13.000 Remember the greatest beer run ever where the guy went to Vietnam to bring the guys a beer?
00:32:18.000 Oh, yeah.
00:32:18.000 And I've always thought, you get a beer, you're in the jungles of Vietnam, and you're like, oh, you got me a PBR, awesome.
00:32:24.000 Then you hold it, and it's searing hot.
00:32:26.000 I mean, it's like a chick with a dick.
00:32:30.000 You'd be like, ah, oh.
00:32:33.000 I think I might go, all right, thank you.
00:32:36.000 I'm going to wait until we get ice, and that'll be my treat that I'm saved from a B-Day.
00:32:40.000 Whoa.
00:32:42.000 So...
00:32:43.000 Oh, good.
00:32:44.000 She's dead.
00:32:45.000 Bye, bitch.
00:32:46.000 The life and mourning are loss of our founder.
00:32:50.000 Thanks.
00:32:50.000 Wow.
00:32:51.000 So she's like an honored person?
00:32:53.000 We should go there with Fred Phelps.
00:32:56.000 We should have gone there with Fred Phelps.
00:32:58.000 God hates Marxist murderers.
00:33:05.000 So we'll discuss that more at the Cops and Robbers Show, which is every Thursday.
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00:33:58.000 I feel sorry for you if you live out there in that shithole of traffic and dummies who hug you all the time and tell you you're beautiful.
00:34:06.000 The worst thing about Will Ferrell is that he's associated with not part of the world.
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00:35:15.000 Adderall is evil.
00:35:17.000 I mean, I could do a whole...
00:35:19.000 I've done a podcast about this, a whole episode.
00:35:24.000 I'll do Adderall once every couple months.
00:35:27.000 I'll do a quarter of a pill if I have to do taxes or something incredibly boring and strenuous, or if I'm doing three interviews.
00:35:35.000 But it's meth.
00:35:37.000 It's speed.
00:35:39.000 It's more intense than cocaine.
00:35:41.000 Cocaine, you do a bump, and I don't recommend cocaine, especially during the fentanyl epidemic.
00:35:45.000 But cocaine, you do a bump, and you're a chatty Cathy for what?
00:35:50.000 15 minutes?
00:35:52.000 20 minutes?
00:35:55.000 With Adderall, it's like nine hours.
00:35:57.000 And our buddy Brown David, I've told you this before, he was madly in love with a woman.
00:36:01.000 She was doing it a lot.
00:36:02.000 She was in college.
00:36:03.000 They were going to get married.
00:36:04.000 She died of a heart attack.
00:36:06.000 And the news doesn't show you this because...
00:36:10.000 Pfizer is sponsoring the news.
00:36:12.000 Big Pharma is sponsoring the news.
00:36:14.000 So you're not allowed to criticize pharmaceuticals on the news because those guys are all pussies.
00:36:21.000 And the fact that I keep hearing about my friends talking about giving it to their kids, like, yes, his grades will improve if he's on Adderall.
00:36:32.000 His grades will improve if he's on meth.
00:36:34.000 His grades will improve if he's on speed.
00:36:36.000 So you're making a kid a drug addict So the teacher will look better and have to do less work because he stayed up all night reading 10 textbooks So someone sent us this one five So the original poster limits their things, but in the thread, I think this is what we're looking for here.
00:37:03.000 Phenobines make it possible for me to go to the grocery store, buy everything on my list, and only a handful of things not on my list.
00:37:08.000 Get home from the store and put the grocery away without getting so overwhelmed and disoriented.
00:37:11.000 I feel like having a panic attack.
00:37:13.000 Yeah, you've got bigger fish to fry.
00:37:17.000 They make me feel calm and patient.
00:37:19.000 I feel like it's gefilte fish.
00:37:21.000 No, they don't.
00:37:23.000 They make me follow through on super basic low-stakes things.
00:37:27.000 Yeah, so, like, it's an emergency drug for crazy shit.
00:37:32.000 Make me realize that unlocking my bike, putting my bike helmet, locking my bike up actually takes less time than waiting at the bus stop.
00:37:37.000 Whereas without amphetamines, those minor steps make biking feel insurmountably complicated.
00:37:42.000 Like, I don't want to deal with this person.
00:37:44.000 It's a complete mental patient.
00:37:45.000 They're not a good example of the dangers of Adderall, but...
00:37:48.000 Here's more.
00:37:49.000 Like, if I had to...
00:37:51.000 If I got a gig, hey man, we have a gig for you, $3 million a year.
00:37:56.000 Holy shit, while I'm quitting censored, bye guys.
00:37:59.000 No, I'd probably do both.
00:38:01.000 But I go, what's the downside?
00:38:04.000 It's football commentary.
00:38:06.000 Shit.
00:38:08.000 Now I could see taking Adderall and going on a two-week bender where I try to learn everything there is to know about football.
00:38:14.000 That's a crazy, emergency, weird thing.
00:38:16.000 We're giving our kids this.
00:38:20.000 The amphetamines have written themselves a little better.
00:38:25.000 You know, people talk about when they quit, too, and they're, like, fucking totally disoriented and depressed.
00:38:30.000 Nothing like a 2,000-word rant about how much you love amphetamines.
00:38:34.000 Go back.
00:38:36.000 See, everyone gets it.
00:38:38.000 The comments or the...
00:38:40.000 Okay.
00:38:40.000 Yeah, the comments.
00:38:41.000 Wait, you were there.
00:38:43.000 All work and no Adderall makes Jack a dull boy.
00:38:46.000 Amphetamines are a good way to avoid admitting you dislike something.
00:38:51.000 I would take something far stronger than Adderall to get me to read that manifesto.
00:38:58.000 Tweaker manifesto.
00:39:02.000 You feel euphoric for an hour and then a few days later you don't feel anything.
00:39:06.000 See, fuck off.
00:39:08.000 And there's like several different subjects here.
00:39:11.000 One is, is it acceptable to ever do them?
00:39:15.000 Sort of.
00:39:16.000 Like about once every two weeks I'll get shit-faced drunk and wake up with my boots on.
00:39:21.000 That's not the end of the world.
00:39:22.000 It's not great.
00:39:24.000 But it's indulging in a drug.
00:39:27.000 But like giving whiskey to kids, which is basically what you're doing in reverse, it's fucking depraved.
00:39:38.000 I don't know why I included that in today's news, to be honest.
00:39:41.000 It's one of these news stories I've been bouncing around for several weeks and I thought I'd get to it today.
00:39:46.000 This is much more exciting.
00:39:48.000 Big John's wife is from Guyana.
00:39:51.000 It's a weird country, I think like near Brazil in the top of South Africa.
00:39:56.000 Is it near Venezuela?
00:39:59.000 I think it was, but then...
00:40:00.000 And then that had to be repopulated.
00:40:02.000 So they went somewhere else.
00:40:03.000 A lot of packies.
00:40:05.000 I think it's the only country in the world that has no majority.
00:40:08.000 There's like equal number blacks, browns, whites, Chinese, everything.
00:40:13.000 Kumbaya.
00:40:15.000 So some British ponce is grilling the president of Guyana.
00:40:19.000 Can you look up where Guyana is, please?
00:40:21.000 Yes.
00:40:23.000 That would be an obvious...
00:40:24.000 Dirty Guyana!
00:40:26.000 That's a pun.
00:40:27.000 No, it's not.
00:40:29.000 It's not?
00:40:31.000 It's wordplay.
00:40:32.000 A pun is not wordplay.
00:40:34.000 Yes, it literally is.
00:40:36.000 I think there's a distinction.
00:40:38.000 Yeah, so it's at the top there.
00:40:40.000 I don't know much about it.
00:40:41.000 It's probably...
00:40:43.000 I don't know.
00:40:43.000 It's probably wealthy.
00:40:44.000 You got a bunch of arable land there.
00:40:46.000 You got tourism.
00:40:47.000 You got Nazis helping you fix things.
00:40:51.000 And you got a lot of pachyderms.
00:40:52.000 So let's see how he handles this British cunt.
00:40:56.000 Who, you can tell by his accent, he's a classist rich kid.
00:40:59.000 He works at BBC. So he just assumes he's talking to some dumb turd worlder.
00:41:05.000 Over the next decade, two decades, it is expected that there will be $150 billion worth of oil and gas extracted off your coast.
00:41:18.000 Oh no!
00:41:18.000 It's an extraordinary figure.
00:41:22.000 Think of it in practical terms.
00:41:25.000 That means, according to many experts, more than two billion tons of carbon emissions will come from your seabed, from those reserves.
00:41:34.000 Okay, now do China.
00:41:36.000 Now do Russia.
00:41:38.000 Into the atmosphere.
00:41:40.000 Now do India.
00:41:41.000 If you as a head of state went to the COP in Dubai...
00:41:45.000 Let me stop you right there.
00:41:45.000 Let me stop you right there.
00:41:47.000 Do you know that Guyana has a forest forever...
00:41:53.000 That is the size of England and Scotland combined.
00:41:56.000 A forest that stores 19.5 gigatons of carbon.
00:41:59.000 A forest that we have kept alive.
00:42:02.000 A forest that we have kept alive.
00:42:03.000 Does that give you the right?
00:42:04.000 Does that give you the right to release all of this carbon?
00:42:07.000 Yeah, it does.
00:42:08.000 What have you done, bitch?
00:42:11.000 Didn't you start the Industrial Revolution?
00:42:12.000 I'm not against it.
00:42:13.000 But if we're going to start playing tit for tat here.
00:42:17.000 On climate change, I am going to lecture you on climate change because we have kept this forest alive that stores 19.5 gigatons of carbon that you enjoy, that the world enjoy, that you don't pay us for, that you don't value, that you don't see a value in, that the people of Guyana has kept alive.
00:42:34.000 Guess what?
00:42:35.000 We have the lowest deforestation rate in the world.
00:42:38.000 And guess what?
00:42:38.000 Even with our greatest exploration of the oil and gas resource we have now, we will still be net zero.
00:42:45.000 Kayan will still be net zero.
00:42:47.000 With all our exploration, we'll still be net zero.
00:42:51.000 Powerful words, Mr.
00:42:52.000 President.
00:42:53.000 I'm not completed as yet.
00:42:54.000 I am not finished as yet.
00:42:55.000 I am just not finished as yet.
00:42:58.000 Because this is the hypocrisy that exists in the world.
00:43:02.000 The world in the last 50 years has lost 65% of all its biodiversity.
00:43:08.000 We have kept our biodiversity.
00:43:10.000 Are you valuing it?
00:43:11.000 Are you ready to pay for it?
00:43:12.000 When is the developed world going to pay for it?
00:43:14.000 Or are you in the pockets?
00:43:16.000 Are you in the pockets of those who have damaged the environment?
00:43:19.000 Are you in the pockets?
00:43:21.000 Are you in your system in the pockets of those who destroyed the environment and now lecturing us?
00:43:26.000 Are you in their pockets?
00:43:27.000 Are you paid by them?
00:43:29.000 What?
00:43:30.000 I wish I didn't see that last part.
00:43:33.000 I guess it's possible he's not.
00:43:35.000 Can you look him up?
00:43:39.000 Most people named Muhammad Ali are pretty darn Muslim.
00:43:44.000 What are you doing?
00:43:46.000 Over the neck!
00:43:48.000 Look up President of Guyana Muslim.
00:43:52.000 You just click on the tweet we just watched?
00:43:58.000 Ugh, fuck.
00:43:59.000 Okay.
00:44:01.000 Second chance at redemption.
00:44:03.000 I have a bad feeling their flag sucks.
00:44:06.000 Is he like super Muslim?
00:44:07.000 Guyana flag.
00:44:11.000 If it's just a map of the country, you get an F in flags.
00:44:15.000 Oh, it's cool.
00:44:16.000 I like that.
00:44:17.000 It's got a Jamaican vibe, South African vibe.
00:44:21.000 Looks like an arrow.
00:44:22.000 Oh, it is a yellow arrowhead.
00:44:25.000 Huh.
00:44:26.000 All right.
00:44:27.000 So just convert or die and we're good to go.
00:44:32.000 Speaking of leaders of color, okay, jump to 1-8.
00:44:36.000 Everyone remembers this Scottish dude, right?
00:44:38.000 He's the head of the Scottish National Party, like the separatists, the Quebec separatists who want Scotland to become independent.
00:44:45.000 And his focus was, he's done now.
00:44:48.000 But his focus was the lack of brown people in Scotland.
00:44:53.000 The coldest and least brown-friendly environment, I don't mean people, in the world.
00:45:00.000 It's my culture.
00:45:01.000 It is never not raining.
00:45:03.000 I used to spend the summers there when I was a kid.
00:45:05.000 And one July, not the whole summer, but like a good three, four weeks.
00:45:10.000 One summer, one July, it rained every fucking day.
00:45:14.000 Not all day, but every day.
00:45:15.000 So by the end I was like, please rain, please rain, because I wanted to have a perfect record.
00:45:20.000 Brown people don't like it there.
00:45:22.000 It's never not fucking freezing.
00:45:26.000 It's so cold, and it's not like a Russian cold or a Canadian cold.
00:45:30.000 It's like a constant chill.
00:45:32.000 Like it's the only place I've ever been where wearing a sweater underneath your blazer and a suit is totally reasonable.
00:45:41.000 That's the guy.
00:45:43.000 Hamza Yousef.
00:45:44.000 What's his name?
00:45:45.000 What's his role?
00:45:46.000 First minister of the SNP or something?
00:45:49.000 Zoom out there.
00:45:51.000 Leader of the Scottish National Party.
00:45:53.000 So he was successful.
00:45:54.000 This worked for a time.
00:45:59.000 are filled Most senior positions in Scotland are filled almost exclusively by those who are white.
00:46:08.000 Take my portfolio alone The Lord President white the Lord Justice Clark white and So obviously Scotland is not independent, but they have their own parliament, a fake parliament.
00:46:20.000 Look at the ridiculous architecture.
00:46:22.000 I guess it's supposed to be an homage to Charles Rennie McIntosh?
00:46:25.000 I heard it was designed by a Spanish architect and therefore was not prepared for the endless buckets of rain that happened in Glasgow, so it began leaking immediately and had to be torn down.
00:46:36.000 It's fake!
00:46:37.000 It's like Scottish money!
00:46:39.000 It's fake!
00:46:40.000 You're playing house!
00:46:45.000 Go ahead.
00:46:46.000 Yeah, look at that Scottish room.
00:46:49.000 Looks like a really cool classroom.
00:46:52.000 Yeah.
00:46:54.000 Go back to him.
00:47:00.000 White.
00:47:05.000 White Every Deputy Chief Constable White Every Assistant Chief Constable White The Head of the Law Society White The Head of the Faculty of Advocates White Every Prison Governor White And not just Justice The Chief Medical Officer White The Chief Nursing Officer White That's terrible that!
00:47:23.000 What can we do about that?
00:47:26.000 Almost every trade union in this country headed by people who are white.
00:47:32.000 In the Scottish Government, every director general is white.
00:47:35.000 Every chair of every public body is white.
00:47:38.000 That's terrible.
00:47:39.000 That's terrible.
00:47:40.000 How is it in Japan?
00:47:42.000 What percentage of politicians are Japan or Japanese?
00:47:47.000 Can you tell me?
00:47:48.000 Can you do the Congo in the new?
00:47:50.000 Can we do fucking the Democratic Republic of the Congo and break down the politicians there?
00:47:58.000 How many of them are fucking Icelandic?
00:48:01.000 How many of them are fucking gingers?
00:48:04.000 How many gingers you got in Afghanistan running that government and died here doesn't count?
00:48:12.000 Remember that band who did the whole poetry presentation of the Scottish Portraiture Museum?
00:48:21.000 So Scotland is obviously incredibly old.
00:48:24.000 They fought with the English for, I don't know, 600 years or something.
00:48:30.000 And they've had aristocrats.
00:48:31.000 They were a crucial part of the Industrial Revolution which we just mentioned and they had a lot of rich people at one time.
00:48:40.000 Before it was made in Taiwan, it was made in Glasgow.
00:48:44.000 And that means that their museums are stunning and they have a lot of Scottish barons of industry who had portraits made of themselves.
00:48:52.000 And now that those guys are done and their family members don't give a shit, they have the National Portraiture Museum where it's a bunch of old rich white guys.
00:49:03.000 So these African immigrates have an indie band where they're all worshipped.
00:49:08.000 They probably get laid so much they have to put a polysporin on their dick every morning.
00:49:12.000 And they go there, and one of the guys from the band does this presentation.
00:49:16.000 I lampooned it here when I was at CRTV, where he talks about how the room is all old, rich, white men who don't care about him.
00:49:28.000 What?
00:49:29.000 Like, I don't get this whole mentality where you go to a white, impoverished, freezing cold place and say, why aren't there more blacks here?
00:49:40.000 Well, because they don't want to go.
00:49:42.000 Did you find it?
00:49:44.000 No, I'm still looking.
00:49:46.000 Do you remember the band?
00:49:47.000 We did a...
00:49:48.000 I don't remember the band, but...
00:49:49.000 They're like a TV on the radio type band.
00:49:52.000 But this wasn't a song.
00:49:53.000 This was a poem.
00:49:55.000 There it is.
00:49:56.000 This episode.
00:49:57.000 147.
00:49:58.000 Get off my...
00:49:58.000 I'm wearing the same jacket.
00:50:01.000 Spooky.
00:50:02.000 Whoa, that's fucking weird, by the way.
00:50:05.000 That's years old.
00:50:06.000 Did you even work here back then?
00:50:09.000 Oh, no.
00:50:10.000 Let me see.
00:50:11.000 No, that's at the studio even before...
00:50:14.000 Yeah, you worked here.
00:50:16.000 That was when David worked for us.
00:50:18.000 I'm not sure because we both worked at that studio.
00:50:21.000 Oh, yeah.
00:50:23.000 I think I'm in this one.
00:50:24.000 No?
00:50:25.000 I think I joined in episode 60.
00:50:29.000 Look, that's before I took Purple Works Nutrition.
00:50:31.000 You can see the difference in the shoulders.
00:50:35.000 But go to the portraiture thing.com.
00:50:39.000 Alright.
00:50:41.000 Here we go.
00:50:43.000 Yeah, that's what a painting is in a museum.
00:50:45.000 All right, it's called Young Fathers Scottish National...
00:50:47.000 Okay, so let's not watch me doing it.
00:50:48.000 Just find the original just briefly, just to...
00:50:51.000 Because it's the same concept.
00:50:53.000 It's just such a weird thing.
00:50:55.000 It shows you the audacity of immigrants.
00:50:57.000 Can any of us imagine going to Japan outside of nips like Ryan?
00:51:01.000 Hello.
00:51:01.000 And bitching about the lack of fucking ugly old white guys who look like an otter fucked David Donald Sutherland with AIDS. Skip in the middle there.
00:51:17.000 Your face like mine framed in gold hanging on the wall.
00:51:21.000 Sorry.
00:51:22.000 Have you taken all this space? - Blame you guys. - Sucked out all the air.
00:51:25.000 We don't have a lot of EDMN paintings here.
00:51:31.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:51:33.000 He's got a slavery vibe.
00:51:35.000 No, we didn't build this empire on slavery.
00:51:38.000 It's Scotland, dummy.
00:51:41.000 Live forever, etched in gold.
00:51:46.000 Where's the universal balance?
00:51:49.000 Am I meant to admire the brushwork and the colours in the historical context without considering how you came to be here?
00:51:57.000 And the people who look like me aren't.
00:51:59.000 If I worked at this immigration in Scotland, I'd be like, okay, you're in, but is your son going to grow up being a douche who constantly complains about the lack of Africans here?
00:52:10.000 Because otherwise the deal's off.
00:52:12.000 But anyway, I'm mad at white people for all of this, because it works.
00:52:17.000 This whining is effective.
00:52:19.000 It should beget eye-rolling, but it begets apologies.
00:52:23.000 And now we've got a guy in Australia doing it, 1-7.
00:52:29.000 He cannot wait to complain about the lack of blacks in Australia.
00:52:35.000 Australia pays an Indian migrant nearly $400,000 a year just for him to tell them there's too many white people in the country.
00:52:43.000 So this is Jiri Sivaraman.
00:52:45.000 Here he is asking, why is it there are so few people that look like me?
00:52:49.000 So this bloke left India, moved to Australia, somehow got a top position in our government, now complains there aren't enough Indians.
00:52:58.000 And he's getting paid $385,000 to say that, to say there's too many white people.
00:53:03.000 He says the media, politics, the judiciary are held by white people.
00:53:07.000 He's just copying that Scottish guy.
00:53:09.000 Someone high up in Australian government being paid by Australian taxpayers advocating for higher Indian migration.
00:53:15.000 Peter Varghese, who is the head of the Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade, who headed the India Economic Strategy, said we should put more Indians in position of power in corporate and government roles.
00:53:24.000 Mr Varghese has said, I feel a strong connection to India.
00:53:27.000 India was the birthplace of my parents.
00:53:29.000 He was actually born in Kenya, so he wasn't even born in Australia or India, yet he still advocates for India's interests.
00:53:36.000 There's two examples in this video of migrants working in the Australian government advocating for the interests of a foreign government under the auspices of multiculturalism.
00:53:46.000 To put it bluntly, I think these guys are threats to national security.
00:53:49.000 I don't think anyone with loyalty to a nation other than Australia...
00:53:52.000 These are all great points, but why'd you fucking all of a sudden put your hood up?
00:53:57.000 And what is this mattress on its side behind you?
00:54:02.000 Like, way to kill your whole message.
00:54:04.000 You look like an insecure fuckface.
00:54:08.000 ...should be working inside the Australian government.
00:54:11.000 Certainly should not be allowed to call for demographic changes to suit their foreign interests.
00:54:16.000 You wrecked your point, moron.
00:54:17.000 Maybe it's a bait.
00:54:19.000 Maybe it's bait.
00:54:20.000 So that way an Indian can be like, Dude, you have a sideways mattress and your hood is up.
00:54:24.000 And they're like, Well, now let's open up what we think about.
00:54:29.000 What Indians consider normal.
00:54:31.000 I think you should dig up the detective shitty drop.
00:54:34.000 That's one of the worst theories I've ever heard.
00:54:37.000 Are we pulling that up because there's no detective goody?
00:54:41.000 Just please play the detective shitty.
00:54:44.000 Why does that guy have a scarf on his head like that?
00:54:48.000 I don't like the shit hitting my face.
00:54:50.000 No.
00:54:50.000 You don't?
00:54:51.000 They did a good job.
00:54:52.000 All these people do.
00:54:53.000 Yeah.
00:54:54.000 That's you going for a walk.
00:54:56.000 That's you investigating a crime in Lahore, Pakistan.
00:55:00.000 This is my base of operations.
00:55:03.000 Did you hear my Indian shark tank?
00:55:05.000 No.
00:55:06.000 Sharks?
00:55:07.000 With this...
00:55:08.000 Vahish has come up with a new invention that can change your life.
00:55:13.000 Dun-dun.
00:55:13.000 Dun-dun-dun.
00:55:15.000 Hello, sharks.
00:55:17.000 Have you ever wondered, could we smell maybe a little bit better, buddy?
00:55:22.000 With my new invention of not rolling in and not eating shit, we could...
00:55:27.000 I'm out.
00:55:30.000 That's one of them.
00:55:31.000 And the other one, he passes around little blue plates, and it's got no poop on it or anything.
00:55:36.000 And then the shark's looking at it, he's like, I don't get it.
00:55:38.000 Where is the poop?
00:55:39.000 What am I going to smear in my face?
00:55:41.000 That's just it.
00:55:42.000 There is no poop.
00:55:43.000 You would use something else to eat and rub on your face.
00:55:46.000 The problem with your jokes is Indians don't eat feces.
00:55:50.000 Their food is disgusting and there's shit on the ground.
00:55:53.000 I can disprove that.
00:55:54.000 I've seen plenty of video of them eating shit.
00:55:57.000 Indians eating feces.
00:55:58.000 Oh, yeah.
00:56:00.000 No.
00:56:00.000 Indians.
00:56:01.000 Yep.
00:56:02.000 That was a big thing.
00:56:03.000 Indians eating poop.
00:56:07.000 Yes, my friend.
00:56:08.000 Okay, so that's them.
00:56:10.000 That's not eating shit.
00:56:10.000 I've seen the eating of the shit.
00:56:13.000 If you just bear with me, I'll...
00:56:14.000 You mean shitty food.
00:56:16.000 Okay, wait, wait.
00:56:17.000 Here we go.
00:56:18.000 Hindu man.
00:56:19.000 Tradition.
00:56:20.000 Cow poop cuisine.
00:56:22.000 Okay, I don't think we're going to want to watch this.
00:56:26.000 Okay, I got it.
00:56:27.000 I got it.
00:56:29.000 So that's where Shark Tank comes.
00:56:31.000 All right, so let's move on.
00:56:34.000 God bless him.
00:56:36.000 Speaking of God, we don't have a background for the Lord Jesus.
00:56:41.000 Every Friday, we let God control the show.
00:56:44.000 I'll just show you what we do.
00:56:45.000 We have a God wheel.
00:56:50.000 You may or may not be familiar with this.
00:56:53.000 And then we spin it.
00:56:56.000 And our Lord and Savior tells us to talk about incompetence in aviation.
00:57:04.000 And then we go and do that.
00:57:05.000 So it's easy for me because I have all the stories ready and I just let God decide.
00:57:11.000 Friday's my day off.
00:57:13.000 And God busts his ass.
00:57:14.000 It's God's only podcast.
00:57:17.000 Did you know that?
00:57:18.000 There's shameless potpourri.
00:57:21.000 Does he control what is said on that?
00:57:23.000 Well, I think Joe Heshamire invokes the Holy Spirit before he does his videos.
00:57:28.000 Well, it's not the same as me.
00:57:30.000 So here's a big change in the rules of free speech.
00:57:30.000 Okay.
00:57:35.000 Free thoughts are no longer allowed.
00:57:38.000 If you go to 1-9, we have successfully prosecuted a woman for thinking things she shouldn't be thinking.
00:57:46.000 Hello, we've just received the verdict from the judge in the case of Adam Smith-Connor.
00:57:52.000 She has found Adam guilty for his silent prayers.
00:57:55.000 This is a shocking verdict.
00:57:57.000 Adam, what would you like to say on receiving this verdict?
00:58:01.000 Well, I just want to thank everyone for the support over the last two years, since I was first accused of this thought crime on the 24th of November 2022.
00:58:13.000 Psalm 22 verse 10 says, When my father and mother forsake me, then the Lord will take care of me.
00:58:22.000 I served our great nation for 20 years as an army reservist.
00:58:25.000 I continue to serve my local community as a physiotherapist and a church volunteer.
00:58:31.000 I never imagined that the nation I love and has been so good to me in the past could turn on me for doing nothing more than offer up a prayer for my deceased son.
00:58:45.000 I felt like my government had forsaken me.
00:58:49.000 But the Lord has taken care of me, surrounded me with prayer, and provided me with an excellent legal team with ADF UK. I want to thank everyone who's been praying for justice in this court case.
00:59:04.000 I've received messages of support from across Britain, America, Italy, and even in Bethlehem, the birthplace of Christ.
00:59:14.000 Which is all Muslims today.
00:59:16.000 Extremely saddened.
00:59:18.000 Did you know that, Ryan?
00:59:19.000 What?
00:59:20.000 That it's all Muslims?
00:59:21.000 Yeah.
00:59:21.000 If you go to Bethlehem, the church, his birthplace, is surrounded with an iron-spiked fence, and then there's a sea of muzzies around it, and they're doing the call to prayer.
00:59:34.000 Yeah, that whole area is non-Christian now.
00:59:38.000 Crazy.
00:59:38.000 It is.
00:59:39.000 Sad.
00:59:40.000 But, you know, we have the church.
00:59:44.000 You know, it extends.
00:59:45.000 Those are important places, but we are also, we have church in the kingdom of heaven on earth in a sort.
00:59:51.000 This marks a dark and dangerous day for our nation, setting a legal precedence that thought crimes can occur in England.
01:00:05.000 When George Orwell wrote 1984 in the year 1948, he meant it as a warning, not as a guidebook.
01:00:15.000 Or 30 according to Ryan.
01:00:23.000 become established in the British legal system was sadly accurate.
01:00:31.000 All right, we get it.
01:00:32.000 We get it.
01:00:33.000 So I think specifically he's leaving out the detail where he did it next to an abortion clinic, which is a totally irrelevant detail, but the left would probably say, oh, you're leaving out what he was doing.
01:00:43.000 So you were making women uncomfortable about killing babies by standing there and thinking thoughts.
01:00:51.000 And it reminds me, I was going to mention this a little later in the show, but if you jump to 3-6, this is the same as the guy who was sentenced to two years in prison for an offensive sign that called the government corrupt and then was so terrorized within that Muslim prison that he killed himself.
01:01:10.000 Wait, is that 3-6?
01:01:11.000 Yes.
01:01:13.000 And what's 3-5?
01:01:15.000 Let's see.
01:01:19.000 Hmm.
01:01:21.000 No?
01:01:22.000 Okay, that's not...
01:01:23.000 Are there more 3-5s?
01:01:25.000 Look at Tommy Robinson's Twitter.
01:01:28.000 I guess I didn't put this in the notes because we discussed it yesterday, but he had a picture of what he calls our first martyr of the revolution going on in the UK right now, where...
01:01:41.000 Keep going down, keep going down, keep going down, keep going down.
01:01:46.000 That's what he looks like, yeah.
01:01:49.000 Peter.
01:01:52.000 Peter Lynch.
01:01:56.000 I don't like when t-shirts get wider as you go down.
01:01:59.000 It should say, I am, and then Peter Lynch, smaller.
01:02:03.000 And is it confirmed that he took his own life?
01:02:06.000 It's not confirmed.
01:02:08.000 What is taking your own life?
01:02:10.000 What if you were raped so severely and beaten that, I don't know, you refuse medical help?
01:02:16.000 We don't know the details.
01:02:18.000 We do know that when Tommy was in jail over there, Muslims tried to poison his food with feces, and they also threw boiling water at him.
01:02:27.000 Which he was able to deke out and then subsequently tune up the Mollies who threw it at him.
01:02:33.000 But yeah, Peter Lynch is the guy I'm thinking of and his crime was of course criticizing the elites.
01:02:41.000 Um...
01:02:43.000 You know how I say...
01:02:44.000 This is a bit of a tangent, but we're talking about God.
01:02:46.000 How I say that there was a message in aerial photographs that God thinks we're all linked.
01:02:54.000 And whether it's a tree or your capillaries, they're mirrored for a reason.
01:03:01.000 And people are like, that's fucking stupid, man.
01:03:04.000 Things look like things.
01:03:05.000 Big deal.
01:03:06.000 And I, of course, ignore critics who shit on my opinion.
01:03:11.000 But...
01:03:12.000 I thought this was interesting, 2-0.
01:03:14.000 They zoom in on a leaf and it looks exactly like zooming in on the earth.
01:03:22.000 But with less Muslims.
01:03:27.000 Cool.
01:03:29.000 Crunchy.
01:03:31.000 Okay.
01:03:33.000 Hairy.
01:03:35.000 Now those have become trees themselves.
01:03:38.000 Now we have the rivers and the tributaries.
01:03:41.000 And now we have little beaches, sandy areas, just off the water, where the water's washed away the foliage.
01:03:48.000 Look, you can almost see houses there.
01:03:52.000 And I thought, maybe my theory isn't so stupid.
01:03:57.000 And then guess who else came up with this brilliant theory?
01:04:00.000 Oh, my peer.
01:04:02.000 My fellow philosopher.
01:04:05.000 My fellow artist, a guy named Lenny Da Vinci.
01:04:09.000 Oh, Lenny, yeah.
01:04:10.000 Deep in his notebooks, Lenny Da Vinci, an Italian Goomba, said that the human body is a scale model of Earth.
01:04:19.000 You don't say.
01:04:23.000 This is the kind of guy, these are the kind of niggas I roll with.
01:04:27.000 We invent helicopters, we draw ladies with inimitable smiles.
01:04:33.000 Look at that.
01:04:35.000 Branching blood vessels were like tributaries flowing into rivers, which we just saw on the leaf, right?
01:04:42.000 Expansion and contraction of breathing mirrored the ebb and flow of ocean tides.
01:04:46.000 They say that with rock and roll, too, and music.
01:04:48.000 It's mimicking your heartbeat.
01:04:51.000 Erosion and deposition of sediment by rivers was like the deterioration of our blood vessels as we age.
01:04:59.000 But then he went way beyond simple comparisons.
01:05:01.000 He said, branching systems like tree branches and blood vessels and comparing their various angles, they spread out to get maximum coverage.
01:05:11.000 Right?
01:05:12.000 In the same way.
01:05:14.000 Now it gets a little out of my league.
01:05:16.000 So he decides, that guy's dick sucks.
01:05:19.000 He decides that it's a macrocosm-microcosm analogy.
01:05:23.000 We are the microcosm of the universe.
01:05:25.000 That's a really little dipper in there.
01:05:29.000 Apparently the river flows into her scarf.
01:05:33.000 She just kind of has a fight face.
01:05:35.000 Did she just scrap?
01:05:37.000 Did that guy just fucking sucker punch me for no reason?
01:05:40.000 You scrapped.
01:05:41.000 I'm happy.
01:05:42.000 I'm not scared.
01:05:43.000 You should see the other guy.
01:05:44.000 That guy doesn't know how to fight.
01:05:45.000 What the fuck?
01:05:47.000 Uh...
01:05:51.000 So, this goes back to Mesopotamia.
01:05:54.000 Mesopotamia, pre-Christ.
01:05:58.000 Cosmology we found comparing the human body.
01:06:00.000 Keep going.
01:06:04.000 So then he gets into circling the square and the challenge of the physical realm and the metaphysical realm.
01:06:10.000 This is where my IQ sort of taps out.
01:06:13.000 But if you keep going down, his famous drawing, the Renaissance drawing, circles the square and it shows that the human body is both a circle and a square.
01:06:26.000 This is now, we're reaching to the 130-140 IQ where Gav starts to Where Scotty is in the Star Trek thing going, we haven't got enough power!
01:06:36.000 Keep going?
01:06:38.000 It's just a cool picture at the end there where he circles the square with the man.
01:06:42.000 Keep going down?
01:06:45.000 Yeah, that part.
01:06:46.000 So anyway, you smarties can handle that.
01:06:48.000 But I just thought it was interesting that my good friend and fellow genius, Lenny Da Vinci, agrees with me that God left his business card in various spots, including the anatomy of the human body and the anatomy of the human leaf.
01:07:02.000 This is a good conclusion to read, I think.
01:07:04.000 It's less heady.
01:07:06.000 In other words, human beings do have a significant place in the universe, a unique place of uniting the earthly with the divine.
01:07:13.000 And that's why, by the way, if you see me on the street...
01:07:16.000 And you want to take a selfie?
01:07:17.000 By all means.
01:07:18.000 I don't mind.
01:07:19.000 I have no problem with you, the earthly people, having contact with the divine.
01:07:30.000 Speaking of God...
01:07:33.000 Surrogates are illegal in Italy.
01:07:35.000 I think they're ahead of us.
01:07:36.000 This chick, Georgia, whatever her name is, she seems based, but she's not handling the borders very well, so I can't quite figure her out.
01:07:36.000 Italy's weird.
01:07:47.000 But here's a gay, by the way.
01:07:51.000 I don't have the right to become a parent, or even less so, by using a woman's body as a hired incubator.
01:07:56.000 No one, gay, straight, or bisexual, has any such right.
01:07:59.000 It is sick and depraved.
01:08:00.000 I'm against it.
01:08:01.000 You're creating an orphan from scratch and then adopting it, so you're not helping anyone.
01:08:06.000 Fuck you.
01:08:07.000 We can argue about adoption.
01:08:09.000 I don't know.
01:08:09.000 You have a propensity for pedophilia, so I'm a little uncomfortable with it, but at least there's an argument there.
01:08:15.000 But creating an orphan?
01:08:17.000 No.
01:08:18.000 And what's the link there he's got?
01:08:18.000 Not cool.
01:08:22.000 Voices unavails.
01:08:23.000 Uh-oh.
01:08:24.000 So it might be this, Italy making surrogacy illegal.
01:08:27.000 I mean, it's an interesting law to look up globally because I think it's illegal in Germany, too, and they have all these parameters around it, but we've been pretty lax here in America.
01:08:38.000 I think the only rule is you're not allowed to pay, so then you, like, buy her sister a car that she signs over to you.
01:08:43.000 I don't know how it works, but...
01:08:45.000 You have to admit, seeing all these homosexuals at the hospital holding a newborn baby on their chest as the woman who gave birth to it is just like, oh, well, I guess that's my baby gone forever.
01:08:58.000 Oh, that's normal.
01:09:01.000 I mean, isn't that the kind of thing we frown upon two generations ago where we hear about these Irish orphanages where the baby was taken from the mother?
01:09:09.000 It's even the plot of The Omen where Where they took the baby away and they gave they switched it out and they gave the woman Damien the son of Satan who was birthed by a dog in a graveyard or something.
01:09:27.000 So it's in horror movies.
01:09:28.000 It's fucking weird.
01:09:31.000 The couple who had her got angry because they wanted her to have a natural birth they could watch and demanded she leave the hospital.
01:09:38.000 She refused so they cut her off.
01:09:42.000 Parents hold the baby while the mother's born.
01:09:44.000 To the doctor, she might bleed to death.
01:09:45.000 The reality of surrogacy.
01:09:47.000 There's a little friend for the last nine months.
01:09:49.000 This is who carried you for the nine whole months so we could be a family.
01:09:52.000 Bye-bye!
01:09:53.000 While the mother openly weeps.
01:09:56.000 Oh, I can't even look at that.
01:09:57.000 It's the worst thing in the world.
01:09:58.000 It's fucking...
01:09:59.000 Especially when you have kids and you've been through this process.
01:10:03.000 And by the way, ladies, I know it's hard.
01:10:05.000 It's hard on us, too.
01:10:06.000 You know how tired our feet get standing there for nine hours?
01:10:10.000 Do you know how badly we're craving a drink?
01:10:13.000 And only sometimes we remember to pack a flask?
01:10:15.000 This is the one that drove everyone nuts.
01:10:17.000 This was kind of the turning point.
01:10:19.000 Is this fucking queer?
01:10:20.000 Straight up evil.
01:10:22.000 Look at him.
01:10:24.000 I know.
01:10:24.000 I know.
01:10:24.000 Oh, he went there.
01:10:28.000 Oh, you're right.
01:10:29.000 Like, the mothers have smells.
01:10:34.000 There's all kinds of chemicals being released there.
01:10:37.000 So that baby's subconscious is probably deeply confused by this homo.
01:10:42.000 I mean, I'm confused by him, and I'm half a century old.
01:10:42.000 Yeah.
01:10:45.000 Right.
01:10:46.000 But go to 2-3.
01:10:49.000 Do we have the Italians saying, don't do this?
01:10:53.000 He's no good.
01:10:54.000 Con approvision definitiva de ogie senat.
01:10:59.000 With today's final approval in the Senate, the bill that makes surrogate motherhood a universal crime is finally a law.
01:10:59.000 Oh, sorry.
01:11:06.000 Common sense rule against the commodification of the female body and children.
01:11:10.000 Human life has no price and is not a commodity.
01:11:13.000 Thank you, Georgia Maloney.
01:11:15.000 I reluctantly kiss you on the lips.
01:11:19.000 But I have a feeling there's a catch, and it involves immigration, which is our next subject.
01:11:24.000 Do we have an interstitial for immigration?
01:11:27.000 Yes.
01:11:27.000 I think we got one from our homie.
01:11:30.000 All right, let's rock it.
01:11:33.000 Yeah, you do that on your own time, please.
01:11:37.000 It's fun.
01:11:38.000 Good.
01:11:39.000 I have a background.
01:11:42.000 Oh, interstitial.
01:11:43.000 Look at this.
01:11:44.000 Are we ready?
01:11:45.000 We're ready.
01:11:47.000 All these fucking people in this country, if you don't like this country, fuck off you.
01:12:04.000 Notice how the people climbing up become like barbed wire?
01:12:12.000 I guess they're just climbing up.
01:12:14.000 That's cool.
01:12:16.000 The background there.
01:12:19.000 Can you please just have a file on your desktop called Interstitials?
01:12:24.000 I'm looking at it right now.
01:12:24.000 I do.
01:12:25.000 Okay.
01:12:27.000 More machete fights in the UK. Something I cannot wrap my teeny brain around.
01:12:32.000 I may be peers with Leonardo da Vinci, but I don't understand machete fights.
01:12:36.000 How do they last more than one second?
01:12:39.000 Like even baseball bat fights.
01:12:42.000 You get one hit on the noggin and you're done.
01:12:46.000 Like, are they not sharp?
01:12:51.000 Like, if I'm having a machete fight and the guy gets me one good one in the arm, I'm out.
01:12:57.000 Next.
01:12:58.000 Who's next?
01:13:01.000 There's not a lot of places where your body can handle a six-inch gouge that's four inches deep.
01:13:10.000 And if it's anywhere near your neck or your femoral artery, you have eight seconds to live, at best.
01:13:17.000 So what's happening with this guy?
01:13:19.000 Where'd he get it?
01:13:20.000 Did they cut his spinal cord?
01:13:26.000 Is he dead?
01:13:28.000 Or is he plain dead?
01:13:33.000 This is what happens when you ban guns.
01:13:35.000 They come up with a plan.
01:13:38.000 Uh...
01:13:39.000 Yikes.
01:13:42.000 Wait a minute.
01:13:43.000 That's not immigration.
01:13:45.000 That's not immigration.
01:13:46.000 Let's jump to 2-8.
01:13:49.000 A great movie by a fucking Jew.
01:13:54.000 A lot of you anti-Semites out there like to talk about how the Jews are sabotaging us, but the Jews I know have done more than any of you combined.
01:14:03.000 Ezra Levant, Laura Loomer, my lawyer...
01:14:11.000 What the fuck's his name?
01:14:13.000 John...
01:14:13.000 Gold?
01:14:15.000 Ron.
01:14:16.000 No, that's a different one.
01:14:19.000 Ron Coleman.
01:14:21.000 But who's the guy that helps sue venues when I get...
01:14:24.000 I've got to do a...
01:14:27.000 John Gross.
01:14:28.000 I've got to do a long sit-down with him here at the studio.
01:14:32.000 But yeah, Laura made this incredible series about replacement and how wrong it is and how open borders are killing us and the threat of Islam is more serious than you know.
01:14:46.000 Border arrests have soared to an all-time high.
01:14:49.000 Zoom out so people can find this.
01:14:51.000 It's on Rumble, I think.
01:14:53.000 1.7 million migrants have been arrested along the U.S.-Mexico border in the last fiscal year.
01:14:58.000 Raped and beaten to death on a hiking trail to the suspect.
01:15:02.000 Laura Loomer has devoted her life to our cause.
01:15:07.000 She deserves a thank you.
01:15:10.000 Teresa Winter joins us live with more on why everyone's immigration status is being called into question.
01:15:16.000 The illegal immigrant suspected in the killing of Georgia College student Lakin Riley is now asking to suppress multiple pieces of evidence ahead of the trial.
01:15:25.000 Two Venezuelan migrants are under arrest in Houston, charged with murdering 12-year-old Jocelyn Nangarai.
01:15:31.000 Authorities connecting Mexico's infamous Sinaloa drug cartel to an underground Chinese banking group in Southern California.
01:15:38.000 They've had to send in counselors to talk to her kids.
01:15:41.000 She's 28 years old.
01:15:42.000 She had her whole life ahead of her.
01:15:43.000 The man who killed her was in the country illegally.
01:15:48.000 Our immigration system is broken, and if there was ever a case that reflected that, it's this one.
01:15:55.000 Suddenly a shot rang out.
01:15:57.000 Kate fell.
01:16:00.000 Alright, so that you can watch on your own time.
01:16:05.000 I think there's...
01:16:06.000 Zoom out.
01:16:07.000 Go to her page.
01:16:08.000 I think there's five different episodes.
01:16:12.000 Click on the word Laura Loomer.
01:16:14.000 Go down a bit.
01:16:15.000 What's the most recent one?
01:16:17.000 Episode three.
01:16:18.000 Okay, so there's three episodes so far.
01:16:20.000 High quality editing, really good.
01:16:23.000 Speaking of the Capitol...
01:16:27.000 We're not really in immigration anymore.
01:16:29.000 But AOC was there that day and she was almost raped.
01:16:34.000 She's back on that subject, despite being exposed for being miles away.
01:16:42.000 I didn't think that I was just going to be killed.
01:16:45.000 I thought other things were going to happen to me as well.
01:16:48.000 So what sounds like what you're telling me right now is that you didn't only think that you were going to die, you thought you were going to be raped.
01:16:56.000 You mean like the Muslims did to Lara Logan?
01:16:59.000 She's pretending to not cry.
01:17:03.000 ...is because of your experience.
01:17:05.000 Yeah.
01:17:05.000 Yeah, I think so.
01:17:07.000 I think so.
01:17:07.000 Were these Adderall-based delusions of grandeur, do you think?
01:17:11.000 You can tell when someone's on Adderall, you see white above the pupils, and almost 100% of the time, AOC, you can see white around 100% of her pupils, as she discusses her imminent rapes.
01:17:11.000 Paranoia?
01:17:23.000 Keep going with that, though?
01:17:25.000 That was it.
01:17:26.000 Oh, well then, check the thread, because I like when people show the actual map of the Capitol.
01:17:34.000 And there we go.
01:17:40.000 Hey, I'm here to rape AOC. Oh, you're at the wrong building.
01:17:45.000 She's at the Cannon House.
01:17:47.000 It's kind of far.
01:17:49.000 Oh, fuck.
01:17:51.000 Can you tell her to come here?
01:17:52.000 No, the authorities shut down the comms, so no one's phone works, because they were worried that Trump might tell them to stop, and we don't want that.
01:18:04.000 We need rioters.
01:18:06.000 Yeah?
01:18:08.000 I'm here for the gangbang.
01:18:14.000 I sent you a picture, by the way, of the movie that we're hoping to screen on Friday.
01:18:20.000 It's not funny anymore.
01:18:21.000 It's got me with the capital on my head.
01:18:23.000 Because my actions led to January 6th.
01:18:27.000 Including the part where I said, don't go to January 6th.
01:18:31.000 I'm begging you.
01:18:32.000 I'm pleading with you.
01:18:33.000 I texted it to you.
01:18:35.000 It's a trap.
01:18:37.000 And now I'm the January 6th guy.
01:18:39.000 Just like Charlottesville.
01:18:41.000 Where I said, don't go to Charlottesville.
01:18:43.000 It's a trap.
01:18:45.000 And now, Proud Boys did Charlottesville.
01:18:49.000 It's my fault.
01:18:51.000 That's a weird hat, Gavin.
01:18:53.000 That's my nickname, Weird Hat Gavin.
01:18:58.000 Speaking of Jews and Israel, it's funny seeing these fucking white nerds support Yaha Senwar, who, like all Palestinians with power, does not want peace.
01:19:11.000 He wants unlimited warfare.
01:19:15.000 And yet, they play him as a martyr, which I guess he is if you're a real radical Muslim.
01:19:20.000 Jump to 2-4.
01:19:22.000 Is it the one?
01:19:23.000 I like seeing this guy hold a sign.
01:19:26.000 Okay, save that one.
01:19:26.000 No, no.
01:19:28.000 Go to 2-7.
01:19:34.000 Yeah, so, Sinmar was sent at four life sentences in prison in Israel for killing Palestinians.
01:19:39.000 See, on his lust and his quest for power, he destroys any Palestinian who gets in his way.
01:19:47.000 That's how you move up the ladder there, murder.
01:19:49.000 It's sort of like Africa before it was civilized by us evil colonizers.
01:19:55.000 Cannibalism, murder, that was like mass graves.
01:19:58.000 That's just what they did.
01:19:59.000 That's the Palestinian mentality is death, death, death.
01:20:03.000 Death is a victory for them.
01:20:05.000 It's hard to fight an enemy when they see death as a win.
01:20:10.000 In prison, he ordered the decapitation of at least two Palestinian prisoners after being released.
01:20:15.000 He continued to terrorize the Palestinians.
01:20:17.000 He tortured Hamaskander Mahmoud Ishtiwi for hours before killing him on suspicion of being a faggot.
01:20:24.000 He organized the massacre of 1,200 Israelis on October 7th, kidnapping of 250, 100 of which I believe are still kidnapped.
01:20:32.000 He executed six young Israeli hostages, whom he used as human shields.
01:20:37.000 Classic.
01:20:38.000 Moved down.
01:20:42.000 Throughout the war, he took refuge in tunnels with millions of shekels and enough humanitarian aid to survive for months, never offering the same luxury to Palestinian civilians.
01:20:50.000 He's responsible for the deaths of thousands of both Israelis and Palestinians.
01:20:54.000 But this Australian man thinks Senmar is a hero because he killed Jews.
01:21:00.000 And here's our guy.
01:21:02.000 This is, like, I understand it's a contentious issue.
01:21:04.000 I'm a Zionist.
01:21:05.000 I'm pro-Israel.
01:21:06.000 I don't want us giving more money there.
01:21:08.000 I don't want our guys over there.
01:21:10.000 But you punch Mike Tyson in the face, you're going to get tuned up.
01:21:13.000 But you have to admit, if you chose the other side, your side is filled with fucking shitheads.
01:21:19.000 I get the people who don't want either side.
01:21:21.000 That's a reasonable take, too.
01:21:23.000 That's more like Kumey's stance.
01:21:26.000 But, uh...
01:21:27.000 I'm not a big fan of the Muzzies ever since 9-11, so the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
01:21:33.000 But go back to that picture.
01:21:34.000 You've got to zoom out.
01:21:36.000 Look at him.
01:21:38.000 He's just carrying that picture around.
01:21:41.000 He would not survive an afternoon in Gaza.
01:21:45.000 In fact, look this guy up.
01:21:47.000 There is an activist.
01:21:48.000 He might even be Australian.
01:21:50.000 He's like a hip-hop dude, totally white.
01:21:53.000 He went to Gaza to live, to help the people there.
01:21:57.000 And they're like, ooh, brother, ooh!
01:22:01.000 And they murdered him.
01:22:03.000 Activist, maybe look up Western activist, murdered in Gaza.
01:22:08.000 What is it?
01:22:09.000 That might be him.
01:22:10.000 Richard, Robert Martin, visit Bob.
01:22:12.000 Was he killed?
01:22:14.000 Why is he so gray?
01:22:16.000 He's a little gray there, yeah.
01:22:19.000 Gaza killed.
01:22:20.000 Okay, now, so that was, was that 2-7?
01:22:25.000 Or 2-4?
01:22:28.000 I think that was 2-7.
01:22:29.000 I think that was 2-7, yep.
01:22:30.000 So now do 2-4.
01:22:32.000 We are offering free flights, by the way, to all the queers for Palestine to go to Palestine and be reunited with their comrades.
01:22:40.000 He did not want peace, not once, not ever.
01:22:42.000 News reporting reveals that as the hunt for him ramped up, this brutal killer gave orders that after his death, Hamas should refuse any concessions Israel might offer.
01:22:50.000 Yeah.
01:22:51.000 I mean, this goes back to Camp David with Arafat and Clinton, where they were offered a great deal, and they told Clinton to go suck a dick.
01:23:01.000 Click on that link.
01:23:03.000 And sink the pink using your dink?
01:23:05.000 Sink the pink!
01:23:07.000 Yes, that's a New York Post article you can look up on your own.
01:23:10.000 But it's nothing new.
01:23:11.000 The Palestinians have been refusing any kind of compromise for a very long time.
01:23:17.000 Okay, I really want to find that guy before we get to Hawk Tua Harris.
01:23:21.000 Okay, let me see.
01:23:22.000 You know, it's Australian...
01:23:25.000 I didn't say he was Australian.
01:23:26.000 Okay, we don't know.
01:23:27.000 I said he might be Australian.
01:23:28.000 Okay.
01:23:29.000 But definitely he's an activist that went to Palestine.
01:23:33.000 Another argument I've heard is people saying that the Jews terrorize these Palestinians and then they end up here.
01:23:42.000 Out of the 30 to 40, I'd say there's 35 million illegals here in America.
01:23:47.000 I'd say 70% of them are Mexican, Hispanic.
01:23:53.000 And then recently we had this huge surge with Biden where we were getting weirdos like fucking Congolese and, and Sri Lankans and Chinese and just everyone from everywhere.
01:24:06.000 And what percentage of that, the 12 million that have happened under Biden and the 35 million to 40 million here now, what percentage of those do you think are the result of Israelis being mean?
01:24:18.000 I got five, I got four possible ones.
01:24:21.000 Really?
01:24:22.000 Tom Herndall, a British peace activist who was shot by an Israeli sniper in 2003.
01:24:27.000 Brian Avery, American activist, seriously injured by Israeli gunfire.
01:24:27.000 Oops.
01:24:34.000 Well, that doesn't sound very Australian to me.
01:24:41.000 Yeah, see, what these dummies do, too, is they'll stand in front of a tank like that Canadian chick.
01:24:45.000 They'll stand in front of an Israeli tank, and these Israeli tanks have to be armored because they're constantly getting bombed, so you can't really see very well out of them.
01:24:55.000 You just have a slit.
01:24:56.000 And then she'll get tractored by the fucking tanks.
01:25:01.000 And they'll go, they were killed by Israelis.
01:25:03.000 There's this guy, too.
01:25:04.000 That's the guy.
01:25:06.000 Oh.
01:25:07.000 Vittorio Aragoni.
01:25:09.000 All these people, because we are here to try to help these people, but especially because we love you.
01:25:15.000 We love Palestine.
01:25:16.000 And we want that you have the same human rights that all the other people of the world, they have.
01:25:21.000 Sounds reasonable.
01:25:22.000 The same rights that Israel and they have, the same rights that Italians and they have.
01:25:28.000 Oh.
01:25:29.000 Are they going to show it?
01:25:34.000 They're not your friends.
01:25:36.000 Free, free Palestine. - I'm glad to see all this.
01:25:48.000 That's what they think of you dummies.
01:25:50.000 That's what they think of you.
01:25:52.000 That's the irony of all this anti-Western shit is...
01:25:56.000 You trannies and gays and minorities and women are safest under the patriarchy, the Western male patriarchy.
01:26:04.000 Sorry, the straight white male patriarchy.
01:26:06.000 You seem to do best under that kind of a system.
01:26:11.000 You don't seem to do well in Algeria.
01:26:15.000 And what's it called?
01:26:18.000 Farid Bakaria?
01:26:20.000 Bakaria Fuso or whatever?
01:26:23.000 Venezuela, Haiti.
01:26:26.000 You don't seem to do well there.
01:26:27.000 Saudi Arabia, it's not even a wealth thing.
01:26:31.000 The Western system seems to be the kindest to everyone.
01:26:36.000 Which brings us to someone, a Marxist lunatic bitch, who is out to destroy the Western system and bring it closer to Marxism.
01:26:44.000 And that woman's name is Kamala Harris.
01:26:47.000 It's time for...
01:26:49.000 My son took his bike today, thank God.
01:27:08.000 you Thank you.
01:27:10.000 It was like Israel and Palestine.
01:27:12.000 I feel like Israel.
01:27:13.000 I don't want to kill him.
01:27:15.000 But if he didn't take his bike today and he took another Uber after I confiscated his phone, I was going to have to confiscate it.
01:27:21.000 My best friend is dying.
01:27:23.000 I was going to have to confiscate his computer.
01:27:25.000 It would just keep going until he had nothing in his room.
01:27:29.000 I saw someone in the comments like, are you trying to teach them to obey authority?
01:27:33.000 Uh, yes.
01:27:35.000 My authority.
01:27:36.000 You don't think children should...
01:27:38.000 Just shut the fuck up.
01:27:40.000 You don't think children should respect their parents' rule of law while they live under their parents' house?
01:27:45.000 What kind of fucking retarded...
01:27:47.000 Our comment section is a good thing to read before you hit the speed bag.
01:27:53.000 And it'll just be...
01:27:54.000 Another one, they corrected you.
01:27:57.000 They go, yeah, actually, Ron, the frenulum is just for genitalia.
01:28:02.000 What you're thinking of is the uvula.
01:28:05.000 Maybe that's true.
01:28:06.000 No, it's not.
01:28:07.000 Oh.
01:28:08.000 This is the fresnelum on your dick.
01:28:11.000 Oh, there's both, right.
01:28:12.000 And this is the fresnelum on your tongue.
01:28:14.000 The uvula's back there.
01:28:16.000 Do you want to make him touch?
01:28:17.000 But the thing that drives me nuts...
01:28:22.000 That was an invite.
01:28:24.000 The thing that drives me nuts is you hear someone use Fresnelum to discuss a human mouth and you go, I thought that was just for dicks.
01:28:32.000 I'm going to look that up.
01:28:34.000 Fresnelum, tongue.
01:28:36.000 Oh, shit.
01:28:37.000 It's in the mouth, too.
01:28:38.000 I guess so.
01:28:39.000 It looks exactly the same.
01:28:40.000 I guess it's like the type of thing that holds onto a thing.
01:28:43.000 Everybody knows you never go full retard.
01:28:46.000 But they don't do that.
01:28:48.000 They go, well, I'm obviously never wrong, so let me just get on here, doctor me.
01:28:53.000 Ugh.
01:28:54.000 The arrogance.
01:28:55.000 And by the way, if you're right, and you're best friends with Lenny Da Vinci, by all means, be arrogant.
01:29:01.000 It's when you're wrong and arrogant, it just really reminds me of the sisters getting arrested in the hood and telling the cops what the law is.
01:29:12.000 It makes me go like, ooh, brother ooh.
01:29:15.000 I thought you were quitting.
01:29:17.000 Well, I mean, who knows?
01:29:19.000 I mean, you know, it's a lot of responsibility to take on, so maybe I just won't show up tomorrow.
01:29:26.000 I mean, who knows?
01:29:28.000 If you want to try to talk me out of it, you could try.
01:29:31.000 What are these wrinkles under my eyes?
01:29:32.000 Am I getting older?
01:29:35.000 Maybe it's time to quit.
01:29:37.000 Could be your eyes saying, listen, I don't want to be seen anymore.
01:29:41.000 My looks are quitting.
01:29:42.000 They're quitting on you.
01:29:43.000 They're done with the heavy lifting.
01:29:46.000 They've packed their bags and they're under your eyes.
01:29:50.000 So some memer stole my line.
01:29:53.000 Speaking of Da Vinci ripping me off, this guy ripped me off.
01:30:01.000 Have you ever wondered how a woman with a room temperature IQ and a laugh that could deflate a kielbasa became the Democratic nominee?
01:30:09.000 Well, you're in luck, because tonight, on this special episode of How She Paid, we're taking a closer look at the making of Hawk to Ah Harris.
01:30:20.000 Wow.
01:30:22.000 I mean, did I steal it?
01:30:24.000 Maybe I stole it, too?
01:30:26.000 I don't know.
01:30:27.000 I thought I invented Hoctua Harris.
01:30:29.000 By the way, you can hear Ryan's amazing musical skills on the background.
01:30:35.000 I don't do...
01:30:36.000 kind of.
01:30:38.000 But Camel Toe has a few distinct advantages over ordinary politicians.
01:30:44.000 With her diverse background and a special skill known as Hawk Tuahing, Kamala has managed to climb all the way to the top of the greasy scrotum pole in Washington, D.C. Despite having approval ratings even lower than her IQ, this cackling diversity hire now stands poised to become the leader of the free world.
01:31:02.000 President Potato Head's decision to choose Camel Toe as his running mate was obviously based on race and gender, rather than qualifications.
01:31:10.000 But now, the Democrats are simply stuck with this laughing hyena.
01:31:15.000 Any attempt to ditch Camel Toe would be met with allegations of racism and sexism.
01:31:20.000 And that's how you make a Hawk to Awe Harris.
01:31:23.000 Stay tuned for more intriguing stories on...
01:31:26.000 Speaking of stealing, Elon Musk is ripping me off.
01:31:29.000 Jump to 3-1.
01:31:30.000 I'm suing him.
01:31:32.000 Hoo-hoo, Robin.
01:31:35.000 Once everyone's been to the DMV, okay?
01:31:39.000 So, you know, the DMV, Department of Motor Vehicles, that's the government.
01:31:47.000 And more government is just the DMV at scale.
01:31:50.000 So, like, how much more do you want to give the DMV to do?
01:31:55.000 You won't let me back on Twitter and then you take my hottest takes.
01:32:00.000 Speaking of hot takes, I thought this was an awesome example of the difference between the free market and the government.
01:32:08.000 The government space program would like you to know...
01:32:12.000 This is, by the way, 3-0.
01:32:14.000 The government space program would like you to know that it's good to suck cocks if you're a guy.
01:32:20.000 Right?
01:32:22.000 For the first...
01:32:23.000 Blow that up, Jamie?
01:32:25.000 Yeah.
01:32:27.000 For the first time, we have raised the Intersex Progress Pride flag at a NASA center to commemorate Pride Month.
01:32:34.000 They should send all gays to the moon.
01:32:37.000 Yeah, let's send all the queers for Palestine to Palestine and all the gays to the moon.
01:32:44.000 And then, of course, we have the free market where the tower, and we talked about this last week, A tower from outer space landed on two iron pegs that can hold 10,000 tons each and are about this big.
01:32:59.000 That's big.
01:33:00.000 That's small in respect to that.
01:33:02.000 I went to space last night in an Elon Musk rocket in my dream.
01:33:07.000 And it was very detailed.
01:33:08.000 It felt like I had left.
01:33:09.000 That's funny because that's my dream too.
01:33:12.000 Well, I came back.
01:33:13.000 Yeah.
01:33:14.000 Well, no, dreams are never perfect.
01:33:17.000 You like to wake up before that part happens.
01:33:18.000 Yeah.
01:33:19.000 Did you see this, by the way?
01:33:21.000 Just cringe.
01:33:24.000 The more you watch it, the more you're like, this is a terrible woman.
01:33:30.000 Isn't that in the notes?
01:33:31.000 If Jimmy Carter can vote early, you can too.
01:33:36.000 Shit, that should be in the notes.
01:33:38.000 I thought I put that in the notes.
01:33:39.000 Have you seen him vote for her?
01:33:42.000 Yeah.
01:33:45.000 Yeah, dude, you're bringing up things that are in the notes.
01:33:48.000 Jump to 63.
01:33:51.000 63.
01:33:55.000 Okay.
01:33:56.000 Okay, I think you can do it.
01:34:00.000 That's 64.
01:34:02.000 This is 63.
01:34:04.000 As far as I know.
01:34:05.000 Oh, that's funny.
01:34:07.000 What's funny?
01:34:08.000 That that's alleged footage of him voting for her.
01:34:11.000 But that is 63.
01:34:13.000 64.
01:34:13.000 Oh, okay.
01:34:14.000 What's 64?
01:34:15.000 I see.
01:34:17.000 Grandma?
01:34:18.000 Do you want to vote for the first?
01:34:18.000 Oh.
01:34:20.000 Well, anyway, I guess everyone's seeing now.
01:34:23.000 Jimmy Carter is 101.
01:34:25.000 He looks like this.
01:34:28.000 Yes.
01:34:30.000 He's, for all intents and purposes, already dead, as Crass would say.
01:34:36.000 So, him voting for her is not a compliment.
01:34:39.000 Yeah, there we go.
01:34:41.000 That's him.
01:34:43.000 There he is, proudly voting for her.
01:34:45.000 Good morning, Jimmy!
01:34:46.000 He votes early.
01:34:53.000 That is weird that they rolled them out like that.
01:34:56.000 As a Catholic, I think euthanasia is wrong.
01:34:58.000 But if I'm there, just, I mean, don't shoot me, but can you just put your hand over my mouth, please?
01:35:05.000 So now go back to 6-3.
01:35:08.000 I think that might be real, the 6-3 thing.
01:35:10.000 Because there was that woman who was arrested for bringing her dead...
01:35:15.000 Dead caregiver to sign away some stuff?
01:35:18.000 Yeah, that's real.
01:35:20.000 He's dead.
01:35:24.000 I think he's dead.
01:35:35.000 She could have done a better job, like put a broomstick up his back and then have a wig and a hat on to keep his head there.
01:35:41.000 Who's he voting for?
01:35:42.000 Weekend at Bernie's?
01:35:43.000 Sanders?
01:35:47.000 And then show the seniors voting for her 6'4".
01:35:51.000 Long app today.
01:35:54.000 Very long app.
01:35:55.000 I'll show you mine because I've seen yours.
01:35:57.000 Okay, Grandma.
01:35:58.000 Do you want to vote for the first black woman president?
01:36:03.000 Or would you like another electric shock on your cat collar?
01:36:07.000 Okay, she's a Democrat too.
01:36:10.000 Okay, so I'll show you where to write.
01:36:13.000 Keep the pen in your hand.
01:36:15.000 There we go.
01:36:16.000 And it's right here.
01:36:17.000 Freedom.
01:36:18.000 If this was a right-winger, I really think they would be imprisoned.
01:36:22.000 Yeah.
01:36:22.000 Well, they wouldn't be filming their crime, too.
01:36:26.000 That's...
01:36:26.000 The arrogance here shows you that, you know, they know they're unpunishable.
01:36:33.000 Kamala Harris.
01:36:34.000 You did it!
01:36:36.000 Uh...
01:36:41.000 Here is, um...
01:36:45.000 I think it's on a Tucker show talking about how she will wage lawfare, which is kind of a weak prediction because she already did.
01:36:53.000 Her lawfare's been going strong.
01:36:55.000 Oh no, there's a different dude.
01:36:57.000 All over the place.
01:36:58.000 Absolutely.
01:36:59.000 They're going to come for you.
01:37:00.000 Do you really think so, David?
01:37:01.000 Yeah, I do.
01:37:03.000 I mean, look, I'm definitely not at the top of the list.
01:37:06.000 Elon's at the top of the list, right?
01:37:07.000 He has no choice but to go all in.
01:37:10.000 They're already doing lawfare against him.
01:37:12.000 But I think the point is just that if they're not defeated, they're going to keep doing it because there's no downside for it.
01:37:20.000 Can we stop with the constant subtitles?
01:37:22.000 I will comment on the California Coastal Commission ruling that was based on Elon's political tweets, which is why they stopped additional launches out of Vandenberg.
01:37:30.000 First of all, the California Coastal Commission has authority over Vandenberg and the operations.
01:37:37.000 It just seems to me like there's something wrong.
01:37:39.000 But as of now, they have the ability to block launches out of Vandenberg, which they did.
01:37:44.000 And in their decision, they said it was because of Elon's political tweets.
01:37:47.000 How about some lips and teeth, buddy?
01:37:49.000 Their decision was because of your political tweets.
01:37:54.000 He looks like how I would want my pussy to be if I ever got a sex change.
01:37:57.000 I was just thinking the same thing.
01:37:59.000 Sans teeth and not lips.
01:38:01.000 No teeth, no lips.
01:38:02.000 Political tweets.
01:38:03.000 I think it would be helpful to clarify for the record what the commission's power is here today in the form of a federal consistency determination.
01:38:11.000 The commission doesn't have unilateral authority to just deny this and stop it from happening.
01:38:16.000 But to bring in his political tweets to make a decision about the progress of SpaceX and allow public space to be used to further that cause...
01:38:24.000 Dude, if you just got curb stomped, you don't have to do the podcast.
01:38:27.000 You can wait until next week.
01:38:28.000 All right, so she's...
01:38:31.000 That's them banning Elon from doing launches because they don't agree with him politically?
01:38:35.000 Makes perfect sense.
01:38:36.000 This is Kamala Harris' lawfare.
01:38:38.000 Now, let's see who's behind the lawfare.
01:38:40.000 Who's deciding whether we empty our bank accounts defending ourselves in a court of law?
01:38:46.000 She's a DA. She's part of the Justice Administration previously, so she must be fucking smart.
01:38:53.000 Let's hear the new To Kill a Mockingbird guy.
01:38:56.000 What was his name?
01:38:57.000 Atticus Finch?
01:38:58.000 Let anyone take your joy from you.
01:39:03.000 I call myself a joyful warrior.
01:39:08.000 Right?
01:39:10.000 Never let anyone take your joy from you.
01:39:13.000 Don't do that.
01:39:14.000 Sounds like Mr.
01:39:15.000 Rogers.
01:39:16.000 You do what you gotta do.
01:39:19.000 I agree.
01:39:21.000 And isn't that a wonderful...
01:39:24.000 Way to live.
01:39:26.000 To know you have purpose.
01:39:28.000 Never let anyone...
01:39:29.000 Okay, if she's driving you home and she starts talking like that, you go, oh my god, I forgot.
01:39:34.000 I left my watch here.
01:39:36.000 She's like, what?
01:39:37.000 My watch is right here.
01:39:38.000 Oh my god, I can't believe I'm so lucky.
01:39:40.000 But everything is closed.
01:39:42.000 It's for the morning.
01:39:43.000 No, no, it's not.
01:39:44.000 It's right here.
01:39:45.000 Just pull over for a sec.
01:39:46.000 Okay, okay, calm down.
01:39:48.000 Then you get out and run.
01:39:50.000 And live.
01:39:51.000 Well, somebody else caught the Mr.
01:39:52.000 Rogers thing, too.
01:39:53.000 Why are you rolling out of the car?
01:39:55.000 She's seriously trying to channel Mr.
01:39:57.000 Yeah, I picked that up really.
01:39:57.000 Rogers.
01:39:59.000 Well, that's the writing, but Mr.
01:40:02.000 Rogers was not wasted.
01:40:03.000 Well, he did have a slow way of talking, too.
01:40:07.000 Maybe you like imagination.
01:40:09.000 Is 3-3 a different drunk, or is it the same video?
01:40:12.000 Let's see.
01:40:14.000 That was 3-3.
01:40:15.000 This would be...
01:40:17.000 Oh yeah.
01:40:17.000 Okay.
01:40:18.000 So 3-4.
01:40:18.000 Sorry.
01:40:20.000 That's a drunken idiot.
01:40:22.000 An immigrant, really.
01:40:24.000 Her mother's an immigrant and she doesn't seem to have assimilated very well.
01:40:28.000 But let's check out who is backing Kamala Harris.
01:40:34.000 There's my old pal Amy Siskind, who wanted to have a vigil in front of my house after the synagogue shooting.
01:40:42.000 Very reasonable woman.
01:40:44.000 Look at who works on the Kamala Harris campaign.
01:40:47.000 Are you seeing diversity there?
01:40:49.000 I see one sort of black lady.
01:40:52.000 I see a lot of whites, a lot of Jews.
01:40:57.000 I do not see one man.
01:41:01.000 And what is happening here?
01:41:06.000 There's another person of color back there.
01:41:08.000 Oh yeah, there she is.
01:41:09.000 Very remarkably unattractive.
01:41:12.000 All the same age too.
01:41:12.000 He's wearing a maid outfit.
01:41:13.000 Like the same income bracket.
01:41:15.000 They're upper middle class.
01:41:16.000 They live in the suburbs.
01:41:18.000 They live in all white neighborhoods.
01:41:20.000 They had husbands in finance that are either paying their bills or through marriage or through alimony or child support.
01:41:28.000 And it's like a very unique person that has very little in common with your average American.
01:41:34.000 Like albino skateboarders.
01:41:36.000 What if they were running the campaign of Kamala Harris?
01:41:38.000 And then this is the problem, of course, with the left in general.
01:41:42.000 It's this one very specific type of chick.
01:41:45.000 I used to call them balls, boomer, angry woman liberals.
01:41:49.000 And these balls are the same problem in UK. They're behind all these dumb rallies.
01:41:55.000 Look at her.
01:41:58.000 Why is your hand in your pocket?
01:42:00.000 Justice! Now!
01:42:02.000 Justice!
01:42:05.000 Now!
01:42:06.000 Justice! Chris Palma!
01:42:10.000 Chris Palma!
01:42:12.000 Justice!
01:42:14.000 You know the way to get that footage is to have a bunch of like pink hat shit on your head.
01:42:18.000 Or else they go, "Who are you with?" That's Chris, what's his name?
01:42:22.000 Chris Cabba?
01:42:24.000 Who tried to kill a cop and was shot for it.
01:42:27.000 And Britain is furious with this yet another example of police brutality to which I would respond, I wish!
01:42:35.000 Look at 3-5.
01:42:40.000 I think there's someone saying they shot George Floyd.
01:42:43.000 Wait.
01:42:43.000 You're really on this repeat the thing we just saw kick today.
01:42:48.000 Oh, yeah.
01:42:48.000 It would be 3-6.
01:42:50.000 We don't usually do something this long.
01:42:52.000 I understand.
01:42:54.000 Hey, listen, man.
01:42:55.000 Go to 3-7.
01:42:56.000 There's an easy thing we can do.
01:42:58.000 We can quit.
01:43:00.000 No, I want to do a monster episode.
01:43:03.000 Or I can give up.
01:43:05.000 Monstrously.
01:43:05.000 For a lot of different people, let's remember the context.
01:43:08.000 We have a young, unarmed black man shot dead by a white police officer on the streets of London.
01:43:13.000 Within weeks, there are demonstrations across the country with anti-racism protesters claiming that Chris Cabo was Britain's George.
01:43:20.000 Time is money.
01:43:21.000 Well, we're going to sentence you to a million dollars.
01:43:25.000 Going to have lots of money.
01:43:26.000 Floyd, George Floyd, you may remember, was shot dead, unarmed man, shot dead by police in Minneapolis in America in 2020, which led to the Black Lives Matter protests, which were in America.
01:43:38.000 Did you know that?
01:43:39.000 Who is he filling in here?
01:43:41.000 Who needs to hear this?
01:43:42.000 Chris Cabba was shot for no reason, much like George Floyd was shot.
01:43:48.000 Thanks, news.
01:43:49.000 Tell me more about police brutality.
01:43:53.000 3-7, we have a female voter conceding that Kamala doesn't say her policies because they're radical Marxist policies and she would be outed as a lunatic if she ever said what she wants, which we know is to ban fracking, to defund the police, universal health care for everyone, including illegals, sex changes provided for trannies in prison, and open borders, which she's already doing.
01:44:18.000 Well, she did flip-flop on most of those, so we've got to give her credit that...
01:44:21.000 Allegedly.
01:44:23.000 Trump or Kamala?
01:44:24.000 Kamala Harris.
01:44:25.000 She is a woman because she is a black woman.
01:44:28.000 And she's not a criminal!
01:44:30.000 She is a woman because she's a black woman.
01:44:32.000 She is a woman because she is a black woman, because she is smart, because she is educated, because she tells the truth, and because she knows where she's going.
01:44:42.000 And Trump...
01:44:46.000 That's weird.
01:44:47.000 He is a crook.
01:44:50.000 Why do you think Trump's a crook?
01:44:51.000 He doesn't tell the truth.
01:44:53.000 Does Kamala tell the truth?
01:44:54.000 Yeah, I think so.
01:44:56.000 That's just so funny.
01:44:59.000 You said she's smart and intelligent.
01:45:01.000 What makes you think that?
01:45:02.000 The way she speaks.
01:45:03.000 When she said, I'm speaking, she was not only respecting herself, but respecting all women.
01:45:11.000 Do you remember that?
01:45:12.000 Yeah, I remember that.
01:45:12.000 And then Trump did it back to her.
01:45:14.000 The woman wanted to talk about Palestine, but Kamala Harris was talking.
01:45:18.000 She was in the middle of her speech, and the woman came running up and started screaming at her, and she said, excuse me, I'm speaking.
01:45:25.000 So she silenced a woman.
01:45:28.000 And stop, stop.
01:45:29.000 That's not the context.
01:45:31.000 It was Trump who interrupted her, and she said, excuse me, I'm talking.
01:45:34.000 She got their stories mixed up, and she totally killed the point, because the point was a woman stood up to a man.
01:45:40.000 And then the example you used was a woman standing up to a woman.
01:45:45.000 This is who we're up against, folks.
01:45:47.000 The retarded old cunt community.
01:45:50.000 She's speaking out for us.
01:45:52.000 I'm a phone banker and I phone bank for Kamala Harris every single day.
01:45:55.000 And when I get a Trumper by mistake, I mean, somebody too says...
01:46:01.000 I'm not voting for her.
01:46:04.000 It's horrible.
01:46:05.000 And when I think of our country talking to each other, each of us talking to each other the way that Trump talks to people and talks about people and the terrible things he says to humiliate women and to humiliate all of us, I don't want that.
01:46:19.000 Do you think you're voting based more on emotions and feelings versus facts?
01:46:23.000 I think I like the facts, too.
01:46:24.000 I think I like the fact that Kamala Harris was in the Senate.
01:46:28.000 And I like the fact that she is for things that she has had to compromise a little bit on, like she's absolutely anti-oil and gas.
01:46:36.000 She's absolutely in favor of taking care of our climate.
01:46:40.000 She's absolutely for abortion rights for women.
01:46:43.000 She's absolutely for health care for all.
01:46:46.000 But she can't say those things because so much of the voting public will then say, I'm not voting for her.
01:46:52.000 So the borders are open.
01:46:54.000 It's health care for all.
01:46:56.000 You have cancer and you live in Guatemala.
01:46:59.000 What would you do?
01:47:01.000 I would come up here and drain this country's bank account to the tune of five million.
01:47:05.000 You know what Big John told me?
01:47:07.000 His wife used to work at the schools and the illegals will just say no.
01:47:11.000 They get free health care.
01:47:12.000 No, no, sorry.
01:47:13.000 The illegals will say no to doctors and stuff.
01:47:16.000 They don't care.
01:47:17.000 Until what could have been nipped in the bud becomes like a major breakdown of your entire spinal system.
01:47:24.000 So now they go to the hospital and it costs us four million dollars to save their lives.
01:47:29.000 And they're not insured, so it's out of our pockets.
01:47:34.000 Go to 3-8.
01:47:35.000 We have more retarded Kamala voters.
01:47:40.000 By the way, these appear to be lesbians.
01:47:43.000 I'm apparently not allowed to talk about abortion because I don't have a uterus and it's not my place.
01:47:49.000 Lesbians don't get pregnant.
01:47:52.000 There's no sperm involved in scissoring or double dongs.
01:47:55.000 So why did they get a chance?
01:47:57.000 They're never going to be pregnant.
01:48:00.000 Or Kamala?
01:48:00.000 Kamala.
01:48:01.000 And how come?
01:48:02.000 Because she's not a bigot.
01:48:03.000 So does that mean that Trump's a bigot?
01:48:05.000 Yeah, and he's kind of an asshole.
01:48:08.000 And he's just not at all about women's rights or really anybody's rights except cis white men.
01:48:15.000 We're not really cis white men.
01:48:16.000 So he's for me?
01:48:17.000 Yeah, he's for you.
01:48:19.000 Which, I mean, you know, at least he's for somebody.
01:48:21.000 But he needs to be for everybody.
01:48:23.000 Are there any things that you like about Kamala?
01:48:25.000 You know, because you mentioned a lot of things you dislike about Trump, but are there any things you like about Kamala?
01:48:29.000 I like how she is for women's rights and gay rights, and she is very active in the queer community.
01:48:40.000 What kind of rights do you want?
01:48:41.000 That's a good question.
01:48:44.000 Seriously, though, what do they say?
01:48:45.000 Abortion rights.
01:48:46.000 For gays?
01:48:48.000 That's what I said.
01:48:49.000 I want the right to have an abortion whenever I want, in any state I want.
01:48:53.000 Very important to us.
01:48:55.000 What does she do in the LGBTQ community?
01:48:57.000 Like what are some things she does?
01:48:59.000 I would say that she promotes rights.
01:49:01.000 She promotes rights.
01:49:02.000 She talks about people and she talks about the community.
01:49:04.000 She spreads awareness.
01:49:05.000 Wait, go back.
01:49:06.000 She likes black people?
01:49:07.000 What was that second one after she promotes rights?
01:49:09.000 She talks about people and she talks about the community.
01:49:13.000 She talks about people.
01:49:15.000 She promotes rights, and she talks about people.
01:49:17.000 Trump talks about people, too.
01:49:19.000 I would say that she promotes rights, she talks about people, and she talks about the community, she spreads awareness, which Trump does none of.
01:49:27.000 What are some things that Trump did that make you think he's bigoted?
01:49:33.000 Well...
01:49:34.000 For starters, I mean, would you want anybody making decisions about your body without your permission, like he's doing for women's rights?
01:49:44.000 Putting bans on abortion, not letting us make our own choices.
01:49:47.000 They're holding hands way too long.
01:49:48.000 What happens to us?
01:49:49.000 He actually just brought it back to the states so that the states can vote on it.
01:49:52.000 He actually doesn't have an opinion on it, really.
01:49:54.000 He just brought it back to the states to where the states can vote on whether...
01:49:57.000 Well, the Supreme Court did.
01:49:59.000 Because Roe v.
01:50:00.000 Wade was based on bad law.
01:50:03.000 State...
01:50:05.000 Okay.
01:50:07.000 Yes, there is that.
01:50:08.000 Okay, so that's your number one issue.
01:50:10.000 That's the biggest reason as to why you're voting for Kamala.
01:50:12.000 Abortion.
01:50:13.000 LGBTQIA safety.
01:50:16.000 Safety.
01:50:18.000 She farted.
01:50:19.000 No more fag bashing.
01:50:20.000 She actually just ripped ass.
01:50:22.000 Like, the abortion thing is a philosophical discussion on when does life begin.
01:50:31.000 As Catholics, Ryan and I believe it begins the day of conception.
01:50:37.000 More secular people tend to agree upon 26 weeks.
01:50:43.000 If it can live outside the womb, you're not allowed to have an abortion.
01:50:47.000 If it can't, then it deserves to die.
01:50:49.000 I don't agree with that, but that seems to be a pretty common non-religious philosophical belief.
01:50:56.000 And then you have the radicals, and this is true of all of Canada, New York State, I don't know what other states...
01:51:01.000 You could just have an abortion at nine months.
01:51:03.000 Third trimester, very common.
01:51:06.000 The media totally underplays how common it is.
01:51:10.000 Bill McGowan's coloring the news actually called clinics and asked how often they do third trimesters.
01:51:15.000 It's alarmingly common.
01:51:17.000 It's disturbingly common.
01:51:18.000 It's undeniably murder.
01:51:21.000 Even a lot of radical leftists agree with it's murder.
01:51:23.000 They're just pro-murder.
01:51:27.000 But almost 50% of women in America are pro-life.
01:51:32.000 They are against abortion.
01:51:34.000 So as far as men and women go in this country, it's a pretty near 50-50 split.
01:51:40.000 So why the fuck is this a male versus woman thing?
01:51:44.000 It's a when is a baby alive thing.
01:51:47.000 But somehow the left has turned this into, if you don't want babies getting killed, you don't want women to have rights.
01:51:55.000 Okay.
01:51:56.000 Did you ever hear like the logic behind the moment of conception?
01:51:59.000 It's pretty brief.
01:52:01.000 But it's very logical.
01:52:03.000 It's that when the two sex cells unite and conceive...
01:52:08.000 I hit the heavy bag without gloves the other day.
01:52:12.000 And I didn't know it would hurt me so bad.
01:52:13.000 I hit the story without care.
01:52:15.000 I knew that was coming.
01:52:17.000 But yeah, so...
01:52:18.000 In that moment when they join, they're neither the property or a part of the male sperm cell or the female sperm cell or the female egg, whatever.
01:52:30.000 Individually, they're both one new thing.
01:52:32.000 Like, they don't belong to each of the two.
01:52:36.000 And also, like, you were never a sperm cell.
01:52:38.000 Like, you were a zygote or whatnot.
01:52:40.000 But you were never, like, an egg.
01:52:43.000 Right.
01:52:43.000 So this is ancient Chinese by now, but actually jump ahead to Gaffigan 6-2.
01:52:52.000 He's pretty tall.
01:52:54.000 He may have been getting red-pilled by Rogan.
01:52:56.000 He did have Trump derangement syndrome, but as Tom Shalhoub points out, isn't all Trump derangement syndrome almost completely performative?
01:52:56.000 I don't know.
01:53:04.000 Like, I don't think it's real.
01:53:06.000 So I was always dubious of Catholic, patriarch, cis-white male Jim Gaffigan's hatred of Trump.
01:53:12.000 It just didn't seem to mesh.
01:53:14.000 The January 6th thing is pretty bad.
01:53:18.000 Well, the January 6th thing is bad, but also the intelligence agencies were involved in provoking people to go into the Capitol building.
01:53:25.000 That's a fact.
01:53:26.000 So wait a minute.
01:53:27.000 You're saying that that guy...
01:53:30.000 What's his name?
01:53:31.000 Ray Epps.
01:53:31.000 Yeah, you really think that he was...
01:53:33.000 I don't know, but I do know that every other...
01:53:33.000 I don't know.
01:53:36.000 I think that's pretty apparent.
01:53:37.000 I think he's going to sue Fox.
01:53:39.000 I think every other person who was involved in January 6th, who was involved in coordinating a break-in into the Capitol and in instigating people break-in, they were all arrested.
01:53:51.000 This guy wasn't.
01:53:52.000 Not only that, they were defending him in the New York Times, the Washington Post, those different things, because saying that Fox News is...
01:53:59.000 Unjustly accused him of instigating.
01:54:01.000 Well, he clearly instigated.
01:54:03.000 He did it on camera.
01:54:05.000 I don't know if he was a Fed.
01:54:06.000 I know a lot of people think he was a Fed.
01:54:08.000 The people that were there were calling him a Fed.
01:54:10.000 What I do know is when they asked the FBI, the FBI said, we can't tell you whether or not there were people that were there that were doing that.
01:54:18.000 Now, there's been reports that there's hundreds of agents that were there that were doing that.
01:54:24.000 I don't know if that's true either.
01:54:25.000 But I do know that they do use agent provocateurs to disrupt peaceful protests.
01:54:32.000 It's a common tactic.
01:54:34.000 What they do is...
01:54:35.000 Say if there's a...
01:54:37.000 Like the World Trade Organization is a great example.
01:54:40.000 That was in, I think, the 90s in Seattle.
01:54:42.000 And so what they did was they were protesting the World Trade Organization.
01:54:46.000 They were doing it peacefully.
01:54:47.000 It was a big problem.
01:54:48.000 So what they did is they sent in, allegedly, agent provocateurs.
01:54:52.000 They started smashing buildings and lighting things on fire.
01:54:54.000 Now it's not a peaceful protest.
01:54:56.000 Now they can bring in the police.
01:54:58.000 Now they can start arresting people.
01:54:59.000 And then they created a no-protest zone where literally if you had a pin...
01:55:03.000 On your jacket that was the WTO with a red line through it, they would not let you cross.
01:55:08.000 You could not cross with a pin that was against the WTO and go to work.
01:55:14.000 There was a no-protest zone.
01:55:15.000 Okay, we get it.
01:55:16.000 So there's Gaffigan possibly getting red-pilled, and then he did the Al Smith dinner, which is ancient Chinese by now.
01:55:23.000 But uh, Woman in the workforce Kamala's Hispanic campaign advisor said you don't need to go to that It's not a big deal.
01:55:37.000 You can tell the people, the Catholics, to go fuck themselves.
01:55:41.000 And that didn't go well.
01:55:43.000 I mean, it's crazy, but events, criteria, incidents, campaign events, this close to the end, can really define everything, right?
01:55:55.000 It's like pool.
01:55:57.000 You miss the eight ball, you're out.
01:56:00.000 We didn't just break.
01:56:01.000 We are at the end of the pool game here.
01:56:03.000 And the fries were very bad for Kamala.
01:56:07.000 I worked at McDonald's.
01:56:08.000 No one believed her.
01:56:10.000 Then Trump did go work at McDonald's.
01:56:12.000 Well, he did an appearance at McDonald's.
01:56:15.000 And then not showing up.
01:56:18.000 What are you doing?
01:56:19.000 That has to do with that, right?
01:56:22.000 Drum within the campaign.
01:56:23.000 What's with the slow zoom?
01:56:24.000 It drifts, my thing.
01:56:27.000 Yeah, that's what I was saying.
01:56:28.000 Stop drifting.
01:56:31.000 And then saying when they said, Jesus is Lord, and then she goes, you're at the wrong rally.
01:56:38.000 J.D. Vance recently heard the same thing, and he said, yeah, Christ is king.
01:56:42.000 And then this fucking not showing up to the Catholic dinner was a stupid move.
01:56:46.000 The reason Trump won in 2016, by the way, is he ignored his dumb advisors.
01:56:50.000 But she had to hire abroad, and it went very bad for her, so she bawled her out.
01:56:55.000 This is 3-9.
01:56:58.000 Made her cry, because everyone's Will Smith in the workforce when you're affirmative actioning it.
01:57:06.000 Major drama with Kamala Harris campaign.
01:57:08.000 She berated Julie Chavez for 30 minutes.
01:57:12.000 She told her not to go because it sends the wrong message and risks alienating LGBTQ and pro-abortion voters if she was seen cozying up to Catholics.
01:57:21.000 She suggested a compromise of sending in the poorly received video Chavez was in tears during the phone call as Kamala shredded her to pieces, called her an idiot, inept, horrible at your fucking job, and told her that her stupid advice is going to be the reason she loses.
01:57:36.000 Which is partly true.
01:57:38.000 Let's have a look at her 4-0.
01:57:41.000 Was she hired based on merit?
01:57:45.000 Okay, dude, you gotta get...
01:57:46.000 Just pay for a New York...
01:57:48.000 I have a subscription.
01:57:48.000 I'm already...
01:57:49.000 Oh, okay.
01:57:50.000 It just signs me out of things a lot.
01:57:52.000 Probably when I... You do, right?
01:57:54.000 I have to log into our site every single time I look at it.
01:57:57.000 Yes.
01:57:58.000 I'm trying to figure it out.
01:57:59.000 Which I don't hate.
01:58:00.000 Huh.
01:58:01.000 Because...
01:58:02.000 For password sharing.
01:58:02.000 I think that's how a lot of people get ripped off.
01:58:04.000 I think you're right.
01:58:05.000 A lot of companies, I mean, when you just stay logged in.
01:58:09.000 Log.
01:58:10.000 It wasn't that...
01:58:11.000 I mean, everyone was really impressed with the L. Smith dinner.
01:58:13.000 He just read a bunch of jokes that Nick DePaulo wrote.
01:58:16.000 What's 4-1?
01:58:18.000 Let's see here.
01:58:19.000 You can show me that Julie Chavez chick...
01:58:22.000 Okay, let's see.
01:58:25.000 Held nothing back.
01:58:27.000 Okay.
01:58:27.000 Do we have to watch this?
01:58:28.000 We've already seen this a hundred times, right?
01:58:31.000 We don't have to.
01:58:32.000 We're crazy for saying that men have periods, but then I met Tim Walz.
01:58:40.000 These are all Nick DiPaolo jokes that Gutfeld had him write for Trump.
01:58:45.000 They're all great.
01:58:46.000 4-2, this is a really interesting take on why women hate Trump.
01:58:51.000 I think they hate him because of daddy issues, but there's another problem where...
01:58:57.000 Women are on birth control.
01:58:59.000 And birth control tells you to stay away from alpha males.
01:59:01.000 So they tend to surround themselves with these beta male brother-like figures.
01:59:04.000 And they end up not knowing what normal guys are like.
01:59:08.000 And trust Melissa, a non-immigrant, an immigrant, to summarize this.
01:59:13.000 Men socialize by trading barbs and insults and not really meaning it.
01:59:16.000 Women socialize by hurling praise and affirmations and not really meaning it.
01:59:20.000 One of the contours of the intersexual dynamics that define this election is the issue of Trump's dehumanizing rhetoric.
01:59:26.000 Kamala couldn't help herself when cornered by Brett in that testy Fox interview, blaming the state of the nation on all of our problems, not on our party's policies, but exclusive on Trump's verbal hatefulness.
01:59:38.000 And don't say divisiveness, say division.
01:59:42.000 To the Dems, his name calling in vitriolic ramblings such as the kind when he allegedly stoked resentment against immigrants by broadcasting the lie that Haitians in Springfield, Ohio, had been eating cats are far worse.
01:59:52.000 He never said that, by the way.
01:59:53.000 Then the fact that our southern border has seen an unprecedented influx of illegals.
01:59:58.000 many of them just so happen to be criminals too.
02:00:01.000 Hundreds of thousands of them are Americans going to continue to being bothered by Trump's apparent lack of decorum when they come to learn about the crime and gang violence perpetrated by undocumented immigrants not to mention the transformation of their cities and the straining of public resources No, what's more men don't care the divisive and hateful rhetoric is precisely how men socialize right Ryan you faggot.
02:00:22.000 Yes Why do you think Tony Hinchcliffe a master insult comedian and his show kill Tony have surged in popularity lately?
02:00:30.000 There's an insatiable demand for his brand Of highly offensive comedy based on mutual insights HR has long rendered the workplace sterile with emotional safety ism leading to a burdensome corporate culture where the worst you can do is offend someone But that's how men bond
02:00:48.000 And it's the same story on campuses, on Prime TV talk shows, and in virtually all other spaces, with the exception of maybe comedy and X. Now it's coming down to dehumanizing rhetoric that's directionally true, as Scott Adams calls it, from a team that has articulated its policies quite substantively versus the Kumbaya word salads from Mamala,
02:01:12.000 who wants to make sure we all use kinder and gentler words because that's how all of our problems will be solved and we will finally have world peace.
02:01:22.000 Women don't get him, but you know who gets him?
02:01:25.000 Louis Farrakhan, an unlikely ally in this.
02:01:29.000 Farrakhan's a racist, anti-Semite, but he's articulate and he definitely has black people's interests in mind.
02:01:39.000 So sometimes we Venn diagram with the motherfucker.
02:01:44.000 I've noticed this with a lot of black people, actually.
02:01:46.000 You know what I've also noticed when I meet a genuine racist or a genuine Nazi anti-Semite type, which is very rare, they love him.
02:01:53.000 They're like, hey, he's doing what's good for his people.
02:01:56.000 Because of Trump's way, he is an anomaly.
02:02:00.000 There's never been no president quite like Mr.
02:02:04.000 Trump.
02:02:05.000 There's something that he's doing.
02:02:07.000 Trump is destroying every enemy that was an enemy of our rise.
02:02:13.000 Who's the enemy of our rise?
02:02:15.000 Is it the Department of Justice where we get none?
02:02:18.000 Is it Congress where you make a law that favors us and then you turn around and destroy it?
02:02:25.000 Is it the media that has destroyed every black leader that stood up for us?
02:02:30.000 Martin Luther King suffered it.
02:02:32.000 Malcolm suffered it.
02:02:33.000 He's attacking the media.
02:02:35.000 Calls it fake news.
02:02:36.000 We have been victims of some fake news.
02:02:40.000 He's beating up the FBI. Go at it, baby!
02:02:46.000 They've been beating the hell out of us ever since J. Edgar Hoover and the counter...
02:02:51.000 Edgar Hoover.
02:02:52.000 I like the way he says Edgar Hoover.
02:02:56.000 Oh, he says what?
02:02:57.000 Edgar Hoover.
02:02:59.000 Edgar Hoover.
02:03:01.000 You know, popular orators all have like a way they talk.
02:03:07.000 Like Jared Taylor with his white and New York City.
02:03:14.000 New York City.
02:03:15.000 Help me develop some tics.
02:03:18.000 Well, you have the thing where you talk like it's a question.
02:03:23.000 Interrogative.
02:03:25.000 That's all.
02:03:26.000 I mean, you only did one thing, to be honest.
02:03:29.000 Like Gaffigan's, yeah.
02:03:31.000 Yeah, okay.
02:03:32.000 So I don't know what you're talking about.
02:03:33.000 So I guess I go, yeah, that's why they're there.
02:03:36.000 Right, like that sounds like, yeah, you didn't even try to do anything right there.
02:03:41.000 That's me doing a me.
02:03:42.000 Yeah.
02:03:44.000 Maddie's buddy Lord Jamar gets him too.
02:03:47.000 Lord Jamal?
02:03:49.000 This was the guy, what was his name?
02:03:51.000 The Brand Nubians.
02:03:52.000 They're from New Rochelle, right above us, where Matty grew up, where he was the head hell's angel of the town.
02:03:58.000 I've heard some pretty racist shit from this guy about white people, and I believe his mother was white.
02:04:04.000 But that don't mean I can't listen to this motherfucker too.
02:04:11.000 I don't have an imitable thing either.
02:04:13.000 That sucks.
02:04:14.000 So you're working with Trump.
02:04:15.000 I can say that, right?
02:04:19.000 Listen, yeah, I feel like I do rock with Trump.
02:04:22.000 I'm going to go ahead and say it out loud.
02:04:24.000 Like, I've been to myself, you know, because the way they try to shame people and the way they make you feel, it's almost like you got to look around.
02:04:34.000 Like, yeah, I f*** with Trump.
02:04:36.000 You know what I mean?
02:04:37.000 Like...
02:04:38.000 But yeah, I put Trump over Kamala.
02:04:42.000 And if you say he's racist, well, guess what?
02:04:45.000 I like my racists outward.
02:04:48.000 I don't like racists who hide in the background and pretend to be my friend.
02:04:55.000 But Malcolm X sent him.
02:04:57.000 He's just stealing Malcolm X. He looks like a cartoon mask of the devil, but not red.
02:05:04.000 Is when he started running for president.
02:05:06.000 Before that, black people and the black community loved Trump.
02:05:11.000 He was in all the fucking raps.
02:05:14.000 He was on his necks.
02:05:15.000 Right.
02:05:16.000 And then if you look at the thing he's done, he supported Jesse Jackson's run for the presidency back then.
02:05:25.000 He helped fund it.
02:05:26.000 Jesse Jackson.
02:05:26.000 People don't know that.
02:05:28.000 When...
02:05:29.000 When Jennifer Hudson happened with her family and all of that, he fucking put her up and all kinds of shit.
02:05:38.000 This man is a racist in the media, basically.
02:05:43.000 The media has made him a racist, but I haven't seen anything from him that would indicate to me that he's a racist.
02:05:53.000 They say, oh, he inspires racism and all of that.
02:05:56.000 I mean...
02:05:57.000 America inspires racism.
02:06:00.000 You don't think Biden inspires racism?
02:06:03.000 First of all, there was more police brutality against black people under Obama's term than I think anybody's.
02:06:10.000 So what the are we talking about here?
02:06:13.000 And he was your black president.
02:06:15.000 He was your so-called black president.
02:06:17.000 Even though when you really look about how he grew up, he wasn't, he not black like how we black.
02:06:25.000 You understand what I'm saying?
02:06:28.000 You're not no multi-generational black.
02:06:30.000 That's what I've been screaming.
02:06:33.000 You haven't lived the American black experience.
02:06:36.000 And living in Hawaii, you know, is not growing up with American black experience.
02:06:41.000 This guy's stealing all my shit.
02:06:42.000 You understand what I'm saying?
02:06:44.000 What did I always say?
02:06:45.000 I said Hawaii's not America.
02:06:46.000 It's a weird island near Japan.
02:06:48.000 It's a bunch of meth heads on it.
02:06:51.000 You're in America, technically.
02:06:52.000 I'm going to start a group called the Not Ashamed Niggas.
02:06:55.000 We're going to make a song based on Little Mermaid and shit.
02:07:00.000 And you're black, but you're not living in an authentic black American experience.
02:07:09.000 You know Kamala grew up in Canada, right?
02:07:12.000 Formative years, high school years.
02:07:15.000 She grew up in Canada, went to elementary school, high school, and started college up there.
02:07:24.000 I thought it was just high school.
02:07:26.000 Then she went to Howard.
02:07:30.000 So, come on, stop it.
02:07:34.000 Stop acting like she's so black.
02:07:37.000 Oh, and another thing about Trump I want to say.
02:07:38.000 Can I interrupt you, Lord Jamar?
02:07:41.000 The area Westmount she is in is like the Upper West Side.
02:07:45.000 Very white, very Jewish, very Anglophone.
02:07:49.000 And I know that doesn't mean much here, but in Montreal, all the English left in 1970 after the French separatists started bombing them and killing them.
02:07:59.000 So the ones who stayed were the very, very rich elites who could afford it.
02:08:05.000 And they don't care if the province hates them because they live in a giant mansion.
02:08:09.000 It was good to know people in Westmount as a young man because they had an indoor pool and stuff, but think of the nicest neighborhood within 20 miles of you right now and that's what Westmount is.
02:08:22.000 It's the Beverly Hills of Montreal.
02:08:26.000 And the fact that it's English sort of makes it culturally separated from the rest of not just the city but the entire province.
02:08:34.000 About The Central Park Five.
02:08:37.000 Well, he was against the Central Park Five.
02:08:39.000 Well, first of all, at that time, he was a Democrat.
02:08:42.000 Okay?
02:08:43.000 And they were guilty.
02:08:44.000 He was a Democrat at the time.
02:08:46.000 And the lead prosecutor was a Democrat.
02:08:49.000 Okay?
02:08:50.000 So, if anything, the Democratic Party went after these fucking kids.
02:08:54.000 Also, he thought, in his mind...
02:08:58.000 When he took out that f***ing article, that he never did mention them by name in there.
02:09:04.000 But when he took out the article, he thought they were guilty.
02:09:07.000 They are.
02:09:08.000 Where I think he f***s up at is by not just coming out and saying, you know what, I was wrong.
02:09:13.000 I apologize.
02:09:13.000 No.
02:09:16.000 Let's be clear here.
02:09:17.000 They were exonerated for the rape.
02:09:20.000 Which isn't true.
02:09:21.000 They shouldn't have been.
02:09:22.000 They grabbed her tits.
02:09:23.000 Someone else may have raped her afterwards.
02:09:23.000 They fondled her.
02:09:26.000 But we don't even know if that's true because the guy who confessed to it owed the bloods a favor.
02:09:30.000 So I'm not buying that.
02:09:34.000 But they pled guilty to the battery where it was initially investigated as a murder because the cop could see her fucking brains.
02:09:44.000 Now, the fact that she survived is an unmitigated...
02:09:48.000 Miracle.
02:09:50.000 And that is why she goes to neurosurgeon conferences and talks to brain doctors about what the brain is capable of because they're blown away that she lived.
02:10:03.000 That's Black's contribution to science right there.
02:10:07.000 We invented neurosurgery.
02:10:10.000 You have to crack a lemon to make a pancake.
02:10:14.000 80% of the population in Westmount is white.
02:10:17.000 That's a very white place.
02:10:19.000 That's today.
02:10:20.000 2021, but yeah.
02:10:21.000 Yeah, no, she was there in like 1984.
02:10:25.000 Damn.
02:10:26.000 Let's see what it was then.
02:10:28.000 Let's see.
02:10:29.000 Let's listen to him while I look that up.
02:10:33.000 Or maybe even late 70s.
02:10:34.000 I had a bigger issue about the police and da-da-da-da-da.
02:10:36.000 You know what I mean?
02:10:38.000 He should just come out and say that.
02:10:40.000 But he hasn't.
02:10:41.000 And so that becomes a stickler for people.
02:10:43.000 But I just want to point out, he was a Democrat when he did that.
02:10:49.000 And it was a Democratic prosecutor.
02:10:51.000 So if you want to talk shit about him, well, he was one of yours at that time.
02:10:56.000 So...
02:11:00.000 Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
02:11:02.000 It was estimated around 90% of the population.
02:11:06.000 So she's there 78, and they're trying to rewrite that and make it look like a black versus white thing?
02:11:11.000 Pause it.
02:11:13.000 In the fall of 78, everything boiled over inside Westmount High School on the outskirts of downtown Montreal as students clashed over the political turmoil.
02:11:21.000 The once primarily white and wealthy school was changing dramatically amid an influx of black lower-class income students, including those driven to enroll when their own English language schools suddenly were slated for closure.
02:11:36.000 The black population of Montreal has always been minuscule, and it's always been Haitian aristocrats, because Quebec will only take in the French.
02:11:47.000 So the English-speaking black population?
02:11:50.000 Five guys.
02:11:53.000 That's where the burgers and fries kind of develop.
02:11:55.000 We've got to do something about food.
02:11:58.000 This is seven minutes, do we want to...
02:12:00.000 No, let's wrap it up.
02:12:01.000 By the way, speaking of the exonerated five, they're suing him.
02:12:05.000 I would love it if it becomes a civil case and we get to re-examine the details of their case and they go to jail.
02:12:14.000 Just like that stupid podcast that freed that Muslim guy who killed his Asian girlfriend and eventually got so much attention he went back to jail after being exonerated.
02:12:28.000 Larry Elder, watch these clowns open a defamation lawsuit against President Trump, even though they pled guilty.
02:12:34.000 The lawsuit is led by the one and only Ben Crump!
02:12:37.000 Our own Ben Crump, who is the guy behind the bird which is the bald eagle.
02:12:44.000 I don't know, we all have bald eagle tattoos here in the studio.
02:12:47.000 Matty O'Dell has one.
02:12:49.000 If you have one, you get into all our shows for free.
02:12:51.000 That is from a Ben Crump quote.
02:12:53.000 Well, take the bird, which is the bowed eagle.
02:12:57.000 Sorry, felonious Floyd, quote, that Ben Crump wrote for him.
02:13:02.000 Bruh.
02:13:03.000 So, people still support Kamala, despite all of this evidence to the contrary.
02:13:08.000 And you wonder why, until you turn on the mainstream media and see how Kamala is portrayed, and it is so alarmingly partisan, it will make your foreskin fall off.
02:13:21.000 Election day is just over two weeks away, and the fight for every single last undecided vote in battleground states is intensifying.
02:13:28.000 Vice President Kamala Harris is targeting disaffected Republican voters by hitting the trail with Liz Cheney in the crucial blue wall states of Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin.
02:13:38.000 Cheney was a powerful Republican congresswoman, and today she called Harris a responsible adult.
02:13:44.000 As for former President Donald Trump, he was back in North Carolina, again pushing false claims about FEMA and immigrants.
02:13:51.000 He staged a campaign stunt.
02:13:51.000 Liar.
02:14:07.000 If you don't see the fries as the greatest political move since Lyndon B. Johnson had JFK's head blown off, then you don't understand politics.
02:14:20.000 And then the media also allows morons like Wajahat Ali, a low IQ immigrant who is not from Pakistan.
02:14:30.000 His parents are.
02:14:30.000 He's from San Francisco.
02:14:31.000 But he will not shut up about how he's an immigrant.
02:14:35.000 And what?
02:14:37.000 Well, it was about that Arnold Palmer clip.
02:14:41.000 Why is he talking about Arnold Palmer's penis in front of Pennsylvania voters?
02:14:48.000 Jake, you seem to like that line a lot.
02:14:50.000 Let me tell you that Donald Trump is doing rallies non-stop around the country.
02:14:56.000 I don't want to be talking about this.
02:14:58.000 Donald Trump is out there saying it.
02:15:00.000 But you continue to.
02:15:02.000 I'm not a fact.
02:15:04.000 You seem to really like that cock talk.
02:15:08.000 But listen to how even Piers Morgan lets people go off making up a bunch of shit about Trump.
02:15:16.000 We're going to have to examine this.
02:15:18.000 Can I say something?
02:15:21.000 Everyone's muted, including you, Tim.
02:15:22.000 I quit.
02:15:24.000 I wasn't muted.
02:15:25.000 The former top general who's retired openly said that Donald Trump is a, quote, total fascist.
02:15:31.000 It's not TDS when Donald Trump literally over the weekend said he will unleash the military against U.S. citizens.
02:15:37.000 It's not TDS when Donald Trump last week in Aurora openly said that he will invoke the Alien Sedition Act that interned Japanese Americans...
02:15:45.000 We have to go through all these one by one.
02:15:47.000 Let's do a green screen.
02:15:48.000 This show, this is the long and winding show that never ends.
02:15:55.000 Who cares?
02:16:05.000 Come on, everybody.
02:16:06.000 Oh, cool.
02:16:10.000 I love when it does this.
02:16:13.000 It's like I'm coming back from the dead.
02:16:17.000 Wajahat the Ashat, you have been chosen to be called out.
02:16:24.000 So this guy, little packy nerd from San Francisco, who lives and breathes white guilt, just like we were talking earlier about these guys who say, the head of the police department is white.
02:16:40.000 And white people go, fuck, I'm sorry, that's terrible.
02:16:43.000 Scotland's got to change its ways.
02:16:44.000 This is what this guy does for a living.
02:16:46.000 He complains about how people want him to go back where he came from and no one likes him.
02:16:51.000 And what did he say to his mother told him at a young age...
02:16:59.000 The reality is that most people of color learn early in America that we will have to work twice as hard to get half as far.
02:17:05.000 Which is ironic because his whole job is being a half-assed piece of shit who whines about racism all day, even though he gets nothing but opportunities.
02:17:13.000 So once again, the opposite is true.
02:17:16.000 And when we fall, no one will help us fall up.
02:17:20.000 Immigrants, people of color, and women...
02:17:22.000 Women, you mean the majority of the population?
02:17:25.000 Learn early that in order to make it in America, spelled weird, you have to daft punk it through life.
02:17:31.000 I don't know what that means.
02:17:32.000 You have to go around the world, around the world, around the...
02:17:37.000 You have to do everything harder, better, faster, stronger, and smarter.
02:17:40.000 You go 20 feet just to get 10 feet.
02:17:44.000 The truth is so well known among minority communities that we don't even discuss it.
02:17:55.000 We've internalized this tough lesson completely so that we're often even tougher on those within our communities who don't appear to take it seriously enough.
02:18:04.000 Some of us even go further, as Ali reminds us.
02:18:07.000 You will feel anxious when any other person of color succeeds in your workplace and threatens to take away your coveted token status.
02:18:14.000 You will invest in the narrative of scarcity and believe there's only one...
02:18:18.000 You know, I came up with a theory recently because I remember my old co-founder of Vice, Saroosh Alvi.
02:18:23.000 I think his packy mom used to say that to him.
02:18:25.000 Saroosh, you got to work dresses out.
02:18:28.000 I think it's bullshit to make them more successful.
02:18:32.000 So he's like, Mommy, I did it.
02:18:33.000 I didn't party in high school, and I got a PhD in physics, and now I'm a billionaire.
02:18:40.000 See, I told you you had to work hard, but you lied.
02:18:42.000 You said it was racist.
02:18:44.000 You're rich now, and you have a PhD in physics.
02:18:44.000 Well, whatever.
02:18:47.000 Unfortunately, in Saroosh's case, he couldn't handle the pressure and ran to heroin.
02:18:52.000 But, uh, let's go back to the beginning of that clip, and I want to discuss each of these points, because what he does is he just makes this example soup and hopes you'll all die of example exhaustion.
02:19:03.000 Sorry, Tim, we're censoring you.
02:19:06.000 It's a red equip.
02:19:07.000 I love that it's called Uncensored, and everyone is muted.
02:19:12.000 Can I say something?
02:19:13.000 Yeah.
02:19:16.000 What did he say?
02:19:17.000 Yeah.
02:19:20.000 He's trying to say Wajahat Ali, I think.
02:19:22.000 Let's hear from Wajahat Ali.
02:19:23.000 Wait, go back?
02:19:27.000 He forgot his name.
02:19:32.000 Say something?
02:19:38.000 Isn't that kind of racist in a weird way?
02:19:41.000 Hey, what's up?
02:19:44.000 What's up, Djibouti-Bouti-Doppy-Doppy, whatever the fuck your name is?
02:19:48.000 Introducing...
02:19:49.000 Let's bring in Wadja-Badja-Madja, whatever the fuck his name is.
02:19:52.000 Let's bring in Wadja-Badja-Badja, I don't fucking know.
02:19:52.000 I don't...
02:19:59.000 What's your name?
02:20:00.000 Let's bring in the Paki, anyway.
02:20:02.000 Yeah, let's bring in Wadja-Hai, yeah.
02:20:05.000 Let's bring Wajahadi.
02:20:07.000 He thinks his name's Wajahadi.
02:20:09.000 Might as well be.
02:20:10.000 It's not TDS when General Milley, the former top general who's retired, openly said that Donald Trump is a, quote, total fascist.
02:20:18.000 Stop.
02:20:18.000 So we're going to take all these down one by one.
02:20:21.000 So General Milley allegedly described Trump as a total fascist.
02:20:27.000 General Milley is a radical leftist military man who is destroying the military and was fired.
02:20:33.000 They keep talking about how Trump's own people despise him.
02:20:36.000 No, Trump fires people.
02:20:38.000 Kamala has fired zero people.
02:20:40.000 Joe Biden has fired zero people.
02:20:42.000 So they don't have enemies within their camp who despise them because all their enemies are still there.
02:20:49.000 He was fired for radical incompetence.
02:20:51.000 He's a fucking devout leftist.
02:20:54.000 And there's no evidence that he called Trump a fascist.
02:20:57.000 Bob Woodward said that General Milley called him a fascist.
02:21:01.000 Now, if you recall, Bob Woodward was the guy who broke Watergate.
02:21:05.000 He was a naval officer, a military guy, working with the feds, and all of a sudden, one day, he decides to work at the New York Times as a journalist?
02:21:14.000 What?
02:21:14.000 And day one, he discovers the biggest story in world history, the story that took down Richard Nixon.
02:21:22.000 I consider it pretty relevant.
02:21:23.000 Watergate doesn't bother me.
02:21:24.000 Does your conscience bother you?
02:21:26.000 But the media considered it a big deal, and it ended Nixon.
02:21:30.000 He's clearly a fucking Fed.
02:21:33.000 Bob Woodward is a Fed.
02:21:34.000 He's been working with the deep state his entire career, post-military career, to destroy Trump.
02:21:40.000 And here he is working with another Fed, General Milley.
02:21:43.000 Now, I think Milley may have said that Trump was a wannabe dictator here.
02:21:48.000 He indicates it.
02:21:51.000 But fascist to the core is not a quote.
02:21:54.000 That's Bob Woodward, the proven Fed, saying that Millie probably called him a fascist.
02:22:01.000 I don't fucking know.
02:22:04.000 Is that him being fired?
02:22:07.000 Yep.
02:22:09.000 And yeah, if you want to hear something bad about a person, talk to the employee that was just fired.
02:22:14.000 Talk to someone's ex-wife.
02:22:16.000 Like, remember, what was it...
02:22:19.000 Ivanka Trump?
02:22:20.000 Whatever his ex-wife's name was.
02:22:22.000 That's his daughter, right?
02:22:23.000 What was his ex-wife's name?
02:22:24.000 I forget.
02:22:24.000 Some dumb Russian name.
02:22:26.000 But she said that Trump had a book of Hitler's speeches next to his bed.
02:22:30.000 Ivana.
02:22:31.000 Ivana.
02:22:31.000 Well, in his giant library, among his section of political books, there is a book of Hitler's speeches there, among Che Guevara's speeches and other political speeches.
02:22:41.000 And he had read it one night, as you should.
02:22:44.000 You should read all world leaders' speeches.
02:22:46.000 So that became contorted to he reads Hitler's speeches every night before he goes to sleep.
02:22:51.000 This is clearly an unreliable source.
02:22:54.000 Next.
02:22:56.000 TDS, when Donald Trump literally over the weekend said he will unleash the military against U.S. citizens.
02:23:01.000 It's not TDS. The fact that this guy has a job is just, it's charity.
02:23:08.000 It's Pakistani charity.
02:23:10.000 He said he will unleash the National Guard on the enemy within.
02:23:14.000 Yeah, that's what we do here in America.
02:23:18.000 Ever heard of spies?
02:23:20.000 Ever heard of the National Guard?
02:23:22.000 That's what you do.
02:23:24.000 The National Guard, by the way, has been activated at least 16 times in American history.
02:23:33.000 The LA riots, we unleash the National Guard.
02:23:36.000 That was...
02:23:38.000 The American military going against American citizens because they were destroying L.A. It happened during the Cuban refugee crisis, the New York postal strike, at least a dozen other times, including the Civil War, they did it, the desegregation of Central High School in Little Rock, Arkansas.
02:23:55.000 That was...
02:23:57.000 That was the American military being unleashed on American citizens to get a black girl to have the rights to go to school.
02:24:04.000 The march from Selma to Montgomery, the American military was there to escort them.
02:24:09.000 That is the military being unleashed on American citizens.
02:24:12.000 The King assassination riots and so on.
02:24:15.000 It's a thing that you do when there's riots and unrest and you have to enforce the law.
02:24:22.000 But they're pushing this now as they're taking those reasonable examples and implying that it means Trump will go after people that he disagrees with, which is what the left does.
02:24:32.000 They accuse you of what they're doing.
02:24:35.000 They are going against their political enemies.
02:24:37.000 They have attacked Elon Musk.
02:24:39.000 They had 34 counts.
02:24:41.000 They turned Trump into a felon.
02:24:43.000 They put our friends in jail for January 6th.
02:24:45.000 They cut out our tongues while complaining that we're attacking them just because we disagree with them.
02:24:52.000 When Donald Trump last week in Aurora openly said that he will invoke the Alien Sedition Act that in turn...
02:24:58.000 What the fuck's the matter with that?
02:25:02.000 We have...
02:25:03.000 The border czar Kamala Harris has allowed in 12 million illegals.
02:25:09.000 And the fact that it was also used to detain Japanese Americans in World War II, so?
02:25:15.000 Why are you bringing internment camps into this?
02:25:17.000 And by the way, the internment camps worked.
02:25:20.000 We got a fuckton of spies through that process.
02:25:24.000 And what are you supposed to do in a world war when you're up against Japan, Germany, and Italy, and you have Japanese, Italians, and Germans among you?
02:25:33.000 What are you supposed to do?
02:25:36.000 So Michelle Malkin wrote a great book in defense of internment, but that's not even relevant here.
02:25:42.000 If you have 12 million illegals added to your already insane number of, what, 20 million?
02:25:52.000 Then you should employ the Alien Sedition Act.
02:25:57.000 No?
02:25:58.000 No?
02:25:59.000 Japanese Americans during World War II. It seems so irrelevant to bring up Japanese...
02:26:05.000 He's implying...
02:26:07.000 This is propaganda, by the way, that you're watching.
02:26:09.000 He's implying we're going to deport Japanese Americans.
02:26:13.000 Japanese Americans during World War II. More.
02:26:17.000 Go back.
02:26:19.000 Not TDS when Donald Trump last week in Aurora openly said that he will invoke the Alien Sedition Act that interned Japanese Americans during World War II. This is not TDS when he...
02:26:31.000 Like, anti-murder laws put Japanese Americans who had murdered someone in jail.
02:26:39.000 What the fuck are you talking about?
02:26:41.000 We're not allowed to use that act anymore because it was once mean to Japanese during a war with Japan where they were massacring our POWs.
02:26:50.000 You want to talk about what they did to us during World War II? I'm not just talking about suicide bombers.
02:26:56.000 I'm talking about the POWs, what they did to Louis Zamperini.
02:27:01.000 Next.
02:27:06.000 Stop.
02:27:11.000 You're forgetting that they add no matter what.
02:27:14.000 Will you accept Russia and China's swimming gold medals no matter what?
02:27:19.000 No.
02:27:20.000 If they were doping, I will not accept their gold awards.
02:27:24.000 And by the way, The left has never accepted an election they lost.
02:27:43.000 Regularly called Trump an illegitimate president.
02:27:47.000 That's all they do when they lose is bitch about the election being stolen.
02:27:52.000 And here's a crazy thing.
02:27:54.000 Those elections weren't stolen, but the 2020 election was stolen.
02:27:59.000 There are mountains of evidence where Biden gets 80 million votes, most popular president ever.
02:28:05.000 We all go to bed winning.
02:28:06.000 We wake up and as the second we closed our eyes, Biden just moved ahead just enough to win.
02:28:12.000 Fuck you.
02:28:15.000 And yes, each and every single time.
02:28:18.000 He still does not accept the 2020 results, and he said, his words, that he will be a dictator for a day and he will terminate the...
02:28:24.000 Stop.
02:28:24.000 Stop.
02:28:25.000 The context of this is so obviously whimsical that you are willfully ignorant and you're pretending to take it literally.
02:28:36.000 It's the same as someone said, well, you're gay, right?
02:28:39.000 And I would say, only for Jason Statham.
02:28:42.000 Otherwise, not at all.
02:28:43.000 Or when they go, you say all these terrible things about women.
02:28:46.000 Only Rosie O'Donnell.
02:28:49.000 You're aware that you're being baited.
02:28:51.000 So Sean Hannity was saying, people think you're going to be a dictator.
02:28:55.000 He's supposed to take the bait and go, no, no, no, I'm not going to be a dictator.
02:28:59.000 He doesn't play that game.
02:29:00.000 He's not a cuck.
02:29:01.000 So when you set him up, like with me, if you go, well, you started Proud Boys.
02:29:06.000 Proud Boys aren't racist.
02:29:07.000 And I would say only against abos or something like that, or only against black Democrats or something.
02:29:12.000 What I'm saying is I'm not taking your bait.
02:29:15.000 Fuck you with these gay questions.
02:29:17.000 And that's clearly what he said here.
02:29:19.000 Go to 20 seconds into that link, 5-4.
02:29:22.000 Do you in any way have any plans whatsoever, if we're elected president, to abuse power, to break the law, to use the government to go after people?
02:29:34.000 You mean like they're using right now?
02:29:36.000 Press later.
02:29:37.000 You would never abuse power as retribution against anybody.
02:29:42.000 Except for day one.
02:29:43.000 Yeah.
02:29:44.000 He's going crazy.
02:29:44.000 Except for?
02:29:45.000 Except for day one.
02:29:46.000 Meaning?
02:29:46.000 He's going crazy.
02:29:47.000 I want to close the border, and I want to drill, drill, drill.
02:29:51.000 That's not retribution.
02:29:53.000 See, Sean Hannity's trying to do a puff piece, and he's not taking the bait, and he's saying, yeah, by the way, he didn't say dictator there.
02:30:00.000 I'm going to be, you know, he keeps...
02:30:02.000 We love this guy.
02:30:04.000 He says, you're not going to be a dictator, are you?
02:30:06.000 I said, no, no, no, other than day one.
02:30:08.000 We're closing the border, and we're drilling, drilling, drilling.
02:30:11.000 After that, I'm not a dictator, okay?
02:30:13.000 Does anyone seriously take that as, I'm going to be Hitler, I'm going to be Kim Jong-un?
02:30:19.000 Look at him hailing Hitler right there.
02:30:20.000 Go fuck yourself.
02:30:22.000 Look at him with the two Hail Hitlers.
02:30:23.000 Happened to be a hat in his hand.
02:30:25.000 He said, get out of your hat.
02:30:26.000 What he's doing is Zeke Heil-ing the mega hat as it leaves.
02:30:26.000 I'm trying to...
02:30:29.000 He's saying, Heil my hat.
02:30:33.000 Next.
02:30:34.000 Asshat.
02:30:35.000 Constitution.
02:30:36.000 It is the failure of corporate media...
02:30:38.000 Go back.
02:30:38.000 Stop.
02:30:40.000 ...dictator for a day, and he will terminate the Constitution.
02:30:42.000 Stop.
02:30:43.000 He will terminate the Constitution.
02:30:47.000 Even if you intended to be a dictator and terminate the Constitution, you should probably be quiet about that, no?
02:30:51.000 So, he never said he would terminate the Constitution.
02:30:54.000 This is Chris Christie's allegation.
02:30:59.000 Where he discussed a massive fraud of this type and magnitude.
02:31:03.000 So Trump was talking about how the election was stolen, and if an election is stolen, then you have to do everything in your power to attack these people.
02:31:15.000 If someone goes above the law, he was saying, then you have to chase them above the law.
02:31:21.000 A massive fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution.
02:31:28.000 He wrote on social media on December 3rd, 2022.
02:31:31.000 Our great quote-unquote founder did not want and would not condone false and fraudulent elections.
02:31:37.000 So you tell me what to do when the government is taken over and elections are fake.
02:31:43.000 That means you don't have a country anymore.
02:31:45.000 There's no Constitution to follow.
02:31:50.000 His post was denounced by the White House and led to calls for urging of Kevin McCarthy to intervene.
02:31:55.000 Trump later attempted to explain his statement.
02:31:58.000 The fake news is actually trying to convince the American people that I said I wanted to terminate the Constitution.
02:32:03.000 This is disinformation and lies.
02:32:05.000 What I said was, when there's massive widespread fraud and deception, as has been irrefutably proven in the 2020 presidential election, steps must be immediately taken to right the wrong.
02:32:15.000 Only fools would disagree with that and accept stolen elections.
02:32:20.000 Then he goes mega.
02:32:23.000 Okay, next point there, Asshat.
02:32:27.000 Go back to the original vid with peers.
02:32:31.000 The failure of corporate media and also social media...
02:32:35.000 No.
02:32:36.000 All of what you're saying, the fact that your dumb lies are accepted as truth to the left, and this silly cow over my right shoulder, shows that the media has failed.
02:32:46.000 We've been talking about the failure of the media for the past half hour.
02:32:52.000 Check Univision.
02:32:53.000 Check everything but Fox News.
02:32:55.000 And even Fox News can be pretty darn left, if you want me to be honest.
02:32:58.000 So, yes, the media has failed by allowing propagandists like you to have a career.
02:33:07.000 Also, several influential people on YouTube for the past four years have not raised the threat and have done a both-sides analysis where we've given Donald Trump a pass and promoted hateful talking points and conspiracy theories.
02:33:20.000 And yes, some individuals and outlets have been paid by Russia.
02:33:24.000 It has been confirmed.
02:33:25.000 They have been unwitting agents of Russia, whether they realize it or not.
02:33:28.000 Tim Pool and a lot of his friends, unfortunately, this is true.
02:33:32.000 Now, I don't know if Tim knew it.
02:33:33.000 He says he did it.
02:33:34.000 But this is the disinformation that has come out in the past four years.
02:33:38.000 Look, he can't.
02:33:38.000 Just what?
02:33:40.000 On Pierce Morgan Uncensored, you can say that Tim Pool is a tool of the Russian government and he can't say anything.
02:33:49.000 So the story is there that Lauren Chen started a thing like Compound Censored that was much better funded than Compound Censored and guys were getting like a hundred grand to do an episode.
02:34:00.000 Then we find out that allegedly the thing was funded by rich Russians.
02:34:05.000 But Dave Rubin, Tim Pool, Lauren Chen, they didn't change their views on anything.
02:34:11.000 So I don't understand what the allegation here, that they got their talking points from the Russians.
02:34:17.000 And the second they found out about this, the whole thing was shut down.
02:34:21.000 So that's an incredibly lame allegation to make.
02:34:27.000 I think we're done here, right?
02:34:29.000 Well, I mean, if you could step aside, maybe I could say something.
02:34:32.000 Listen, man.
02:34:34.000 What he has said is crazy.
02:34:36.000 You know what?
02:34:37.000 I quit.
02:34:39.000 You're quitting again?
02:34:40.000 Yep.
02:34:42.000 Alright, I think that's a mistake.
02:34:44.000 So just to remind you, we've been talking about Asshat for a while now.
02:34:48.000 He was the guy that blamed white women for Trump.
02:34:50.000 He hates racism and white women.
02:34:53.000 Racism, sexism, and white women are his three least favorite things.
02:34:58.000 But if you recall, pull up that tweet.
02:35:02.000 Majority of the white women yet again voted for GOP, the party that took away their rights and endorses hate and cruelty.
02:35:10.000 Whatever the fuck that means.
02:35:11.000 White women gotta step up, yo, and talk to they sisters.
02:35:15.000 Only so much woman of color can do, yo!
02:35:19.000 Look, he's everything.
02:35:22.000 And here's a recent appearance on MSNBC. Um...
02:35:32.000 Where he's talking about America that doesn't love him back.
02:35:35.000 Just like Harper that we opened with where he goes, I love America, it just doesn't love me back.
02:35:39.000 Me, me, me.
02:35:40.000 It's a spotlight effect.
02:35:42.000 I came to America 13 years ago.
02:35:45.000 I want to hear about the book, but I'm assuming your journey since is all a part of it.
02:35:51.000 Actually, I was born and raised in this country, but I came to New York another country 13 years ago from Fremont, California.
02:35:58.000 So that actually counts, right?
02:36:00.000 I actually came here.
02:36:01.000 I was just telling Willie and the guests, I came here to New York City as a broke man at the age of 28, a young playwright with these big dreams of...
02:36:09.000 ...my play, The Domestic Crusader, is single, trying to figure it out, and here I am at the age of 41.
02:36:14.000 There you go, that's a photo of me when I used to wear husky pants.
02:36:17.000 Anyone who used to wear husky pants, I'm sorry for triggering you, or the tough skins.
02:36:22.000 But, you know, I was actually born and raised in this country to Pakistani immigrant parents, and my parents thought it would be hilarious to name me Wajahat to blend.
02:36:29.000 And they also...
02:36:31.000 Decided not to teach me English, Amika.
02:36:33.000 I only knew three phrases of English when I was dropped off at Charles Hadaway Preschool.
02:36:37.000 Shut up, because my mother used to say shut up, followed by idiot, and uh-oh, pasgetio.
02:36:42.000 But I graduated with an English major from UC Berkeley.
02:36:44.000 I'm a non-practicing attorney, and now I'm an author.
02:36:48.000 A non-practicing attorney.
02:36:50.000 No wonder you support Kamala so much.
02:36:52.000 Amika, it's a great country.
02:36:55.000 Sounds like this country taught you.
02:36:57.000 You know what he is?
02:36:58.000 He's their little pet, Packy.
02:36:59.000 They love him.
02:37:00.000 He does his little step-and-fetch-it show, and they all giggle.
02:37:04.000 And then he says, they told me to go back where I came from because they don't realize that I'm from America.
02:37:11.000 He's such a little house immigrant, a house immigrate.
02:37:16.000 But let me tell you that what he has in common with Harper Steele, Will Smith's tranny buddy, it's the spotlight effect.
02:37:25.000 Go to 5-9.
02:37:27.000 He's being socially anxious.
02:37:29.000 The one possible scenario is you enter a classroom, go to a party, or run to school.
02:37:33.000 What might usually happen is your heart will start to pound.
02:37:36.000 Soon, you begin to overthink and question, why are you there?
02:37:40.000 You start to observe every single little thing you do.
02:37:43.000 You become nervous and overthink all of your actions.
02:37:46.000 And maybe you start to sweat.
02:37:48.000 You fear that what you might say or do will be judged by others.
02:37:52.000 What if they make fun of you and change their opinion about you?
02:37:55.000 Why do we keep having people who don't speak English, why do we keep making them narrators?
02:38:02.000 This seems to be a common phenomenon now.
02:38:04.000 Hello!
02:38:04.000 Even if you look up the pronunciation of some words, like analogous, it'll be like, hello, you're here to hear about the pronunciation of analogous.
02:38:15.000 It is pronounced analogous.
02:38:19.000 Get the fuck out of here.
02:38:21.000 Go back where you came from.
02:38:24.000 Buenos dias.
02:38:25.000 Mi amo.
02:38:27.000 Mio de noche.
02:38:29.000 Being yourself at all.
02:38:31.000 This is not you.
02:38:32.000 At least not the fun, talkable, and interesting person you are when you're comfortable.
02:38:36.000 Why did you choose him to narrate this?
02:38:39.000 Here, let's hear someone who speaks English.
02:38:41.000 Go to 60.
02:38:41.000 It's a much less distracting explanation.
02:38:47.000 In 1999, psychologists Thomas Gailovich and Kenneth Savitsky discovered this now famous phenomenon.
02:38:52.000 They conducted a study asking participants to wear a Barry Manillo t-shirt.
02:38:56.000 He's a famously hated musician.
02:38:58.000 Barry Manillo?
02:39:00.000 Okay, I've had enough of these fucking foreigners.
02:39:03.000 They're irritating me.
02:39:05.000 There was loads of fun that in my room wish you were dead.
02:39:15.000 You fall like a baby in a razor Yeah, but the spotlight effect is just you walk into a room, you think everyone's staring at you, and they don't give a shit about you.
02:39:26.000 They have their own problems.
02:39:28.000 You walk in with like a bright pink t-shirt that catches someone's peripheral vision that might be like...
02:39:34.000 And so we walked in there, and everyone was screaming at us.
02:39:38.000 And then the guy's like, oh great, I shouldn't have worn this shirt.
02:39:42.000 Causing a scene!
02:39:47.000 J6 was the worst thing ever.
02:39:50.000 Is the narrative that he was just using there.
02:39:53.000 It's all they have for Trump.
02:39:54.000 It's that movie that's about me.
02:39:56.000 Stuck the Capitol on my head because that's the most relevant thing I've ever done.
02:40:01.000 Even though I said don't go.
02:40:03.000 Over 500 riots in relation to BLM were recorded in the summer of 2020.
02:40:07.000 These riots for the most part have been forgotten by legacy media.
02:40:10.000 Meanwhile, J6 is regularly discussed.
02:40:13.000 Sirens blaring outside.
02:40:15.000 I don't know if you can hear that.
02:40:16.000 Look at that.
02:40:19.000 Look at all those fucking riots, protests, demonstrations.
02:40:24.000 The riots are orange, and there's a lot of orange on that fucking thing.
02:40:28.000 And J6 happened once.
02:40:30.000 Yeah, but it was the Capitol.
02:40:32.000 And those were for civil rights, you guys.
02:40:35.000 Shut the fuck up, you fag.
02:40:42.000 Okay, last thing on Hawk Tua.
02:40:45.000 We really got a lot covered today.
02:40:51.000 I just thought this was a great way to end Kamala Harris and her stupid campaign, which I hope is over in two weeks.
02:40:58.000 Check out this graphic.
02:40:59.000 She clearly hires based on race and gender and not talent, and she ends up with graphic designers who look cool and fit the bill, but think Tucson is spelled Tuscan.
02:41:14.000 I gotta say, as a graphic designer, that looks good.
02:41:18.000 But yeah, that spelling of Tuscan should look weird to you.
02:41:24.000 But she clearly never reads, so all words look weird.
02:41:29.000 And again, this made it through her entire staff.
02:41:32.000 So the graphic designer made it, and then it got passed through.
02:41:38.000 Maybe they double-checked Harris and Walls and Obama, and they're like, we're good.
02:41:43.000 Nailed it.
02:41:44.000 Classic me.
02:41:45.000 That's a very simple design, too.
02:41:48.000 Yeah, I like it.
02:41:50.000 Not like this one.
02:41:51.000 That one's a cluttered mess.
02:41:54.000 Like, choose what you want to do, dude.
02:41:56.000 Have the fist or the flag or the mic.
02:41:59.000 And the mic is powerfully played out.
02:42:02.000 That's the play on this.
02:42:03.000 Ass hat.
02:42:04.000 Yeah, I think people got it, Ryan.
02:42:05.000 Do you want a hug?
02:42:08.000 So, let me see the chick who made that thing.
02:42:12.000 She black.
02:42:15.000 Design lead.
02:42:16.000 She's wearing pants as a shirt.
02:42:19.000 Burn all that shit down.
02:42:20.000 Burn all that shit down, Kenosha.
02:42:23.000 Because I'm not playing with y'all.
02:42:25.000 We should probably just burn all this shit down.
02:42:27.000 I have never and will never have a problem with looting.
02:42:30.000 Burn that shit down.
02:42:32.000 Again and again and again.
02:42:35.000 Looting.
02:42:36.000 And I hate capitalism.
02:42:38.000 You're hired!
02:42:41.000 Okay, Rye Guy, I was going to get to the mail, which is both digital and analog today, unless you...
02:42:49.000 I think this might be our longest, definitely our longest Tuesday ever.
02:42:52.000 I think it might be our last Tuesday ever.
02:42:55.000 Why?
02:42:55.000 You're quitting?
02:42:56.000 Well, I mean...
02:42:58.000 Unless you have a solution at a continue, but it's too big for our britches at this point.
02:43:04.000 We've got 25,450 subs.
02:43:11.000 They're paying $10 a month.
02:43:13.000 It's a good business.
02:43:14.000 We're making money.
02:43:15.000 Hey, it's not about cash.
02:43:17.000 And we have no employees.
02:43:19.000 Just you.
02:43:20.000 Everyone else submits their shit and we don't have to worry about...
02:43:22.000 We don't even have a cleaner come in here and clean.
02:43:25.000 I do it.
02:43:27.000 I have a lot of people that work for me and they don't do anything.
02:43:27.000 Listen, man.
02:43:31.000 You have one guy that does everything.
02:43:33.000 And furthermore, if you look at it...
02:43:36.000 Ryan, shut up.
02:43:38.000 You don't have a dad.
02:43:41.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mail.
02:43:46.000 Let me touch it.
02:43:47.000 And that's the inside scoop, which I'll never say again, but very private.
02:43:54.000 So we have a P.O. box now.
02:43:57.000 And we appreciate the inside scoop there, Tim.
02:44:00.000 Of course.
02:44:01.000 Gavin McInnes, P.O. Box 1750, New Rochelle, New York.
02:44:05.000 It's next to my gym.
02:44:07.000 10802.
02:44:08.000 Oof.
02:44:09.000 And we show that at the end of the show.
02:44:12.000 You can send me stuff.
02:44:14.000 It's not cheap.
02:44:15.000 It's like $350 a year or something.
02:44:17.000 Maybe $400.
02:44:18.000 So, I better get a dollar a day worth of stuff.
02:44:26.000 Okay.
02:44:27.000 That's cute.
02:44:29.000 All right.
02:44:30.000 Well, I guess this is for your daughter?
02:44:34.000 I hope it's not a polio beanie.
02:44:38.000 I would love a new beanie.
02:44:40.000 That's not for your babies, right?
02:44:42.000 This is for the two-year-old.
02:44:44.000 It looks like it.
02:44:45.000 That would be really cute.
02:44:46.000 That's really nice.
02:44:47.000 All right, so that's for you.
02:44:48.000 It says, Attention Ryan, dumbass.
02:44:49.000 Oh, cool.
02:44:50.000 So thanks a lot for sending some fucking little kid shit to me.
02:44:56.000 Speaking of family stuff, my wife made delicious cookies.
02:44:59.000 Do you want to try one?
02:45:00.000 It's with browned butter.
02:45:02.000 Yes.
02:45:02.000 Ryan, I made a hat for your daughter to thank you.
02:45:05.000 Should I say her name?
02:45:06.000 Should we be censoring out names now?
02:45:08.000 I don't...
02:45:09.000 I think...
02:45:10.000 I say her name, I just don't show her.
02:45:12.000 I made a hat for Daphne to thank you for your support in returning to Catholicism.
02:45:15.000 I hope it fits.
02:45:16.000 I have trouble with sizes for kids.
02:45:18.000 I also hope she likes the style.
02:45:19.000 Going back to the church is definitely a process and I still wish you would set up like a Catholic chat maybe once a month.
02:45:26.000 Also, I like making these hats, but I live in the tropics.
02:45:28.000 I can make any color requested if Maddie, the cop, scab, or anyone else wants.
02:45:33.000 I would like a swastika hat.
02:45:36.000 If you could do that.
02:45:37.000 But tasteful, like a tasteful one.
02:45:39.000 Thank you so much, and I'm really happy for you.
02:45:43.000 A pro-Israeli swastika hat, obviously.
02:45:46.000 The early Indian ones.
02:45:48.000 In the Discord voice chat, I have my own little voice channel, and we talk about Catholicism all the time.
02:45:56.000 Okay.
02:45:58.000 All righty.
02:46:02.000 Someone has sent me...
02:46:05.000 $20 billion.
02:46:07.000 Wow.
02:46:08.000 I appreciate this very much.
02:46:09.000 Thank you.
02:46:11.000 I was going to say we already have this, but we don't.
02:46:13.000 We have a trillion dollars, I believe.
02:46:16.000 Which is like, it's metallic.
02:46:18.000 This is a mere lowly $20 billion.
02:46:21.000 And this is what happens when you kick white people out of your country.
02:46:25.000 Your currency becomes completely valueless.
02:46:28.000 So that's cool.
02:46:29.000 We'll put that with our Zimbabwean zillion.
02:46:35.000 No, trillion.
02:46:37.000 Trillion.
02:46:38.000 Not that it matters.
02:46:39.000 Is there ever a time in Zimbabwe where they're like, that will be 16 trillion.
02:46:46.000 You're like, oh, fuck, that's expensive.
02:46:48.000 I heard a cheeseburger.
02:46:49.000 This news is like 20 years old.
02:46:51.000 Cheeseburger is 13 million.
02:46:53.000 And so it's like a long distance call.
02:46:57.000 So I guess there's not a lot of change going around.
02:47:01.000 Your change is 1,100,000...
02:47:05.000 This thing's a real bitch to open.
02:47:09.000 By the way, this is one of my favorite things.
02:47:11.000 It's a key, but it's not a key.
02:47:13.000 It's a knife, but like a little tiny knife.
02:47:16.000 You can get this on a plane.
02:47:19.000 Whatever you want.
02:47:21.000 Could you?
02:47:22.000 Oh my god, more fucking baby shit!
02:47:25.000 Yay!
02:47:27.000 Gav, my daughter, 17 months, was starting to show classic signs of bigotry and hate.
02:47:31.000 Little bitch, luckily I found this book at a thrift store I thought you might enjoy.
02:47:34.000 It is by Ibram X. Kendi.
02:47:34.000 Oh, that's for you.
02:47:37.000 Please look up his real name.
02:47:38.000 It's super funny and uncool.
02:47:41.000 It's like Charlemagne the god, his real name is Leonard, spelled wrong.
02:47:45.000 So he decided to spell Charlemagne and the wrong.
02:47:50.000 But yeah, Ibram X. Kendi is an illiterate anti-racist activist who...
02:47:55.000 Henry Rogers.
02:47:57.000 Ibram Henry Rogers.
02:47:58.000 Is Ibram his real first name?
02:48:00.000 Yeah.
02:48:02.000 So what does he do with the tens of millions of dollars of grant money he gets?
02:48:07.000 He writes a book.
02:48:08.000 But he has to stay within his IQ parameters, so he writes a children's book.
02:48:13.000 Where it says, confess when being racist.
02:48:16.000 Nothing disrupts racism more than when we confess the racist ideas we sometimes express.
02:48:22.000 Which is what we do on this show.
02:48:25.000 Alright, so a lot of baby shit.
02:48:26.000 I don't know who's going to read anti-racist baby.
02:48:29.000 We'll just put it on display here.
02:48:31.000 And then finally we have a poster.
02:48:34.000 That's exciting, isn't it?
02:48:37.000 It's Elmo.
02:48:38.000 It's kind of hard to open these.
02:48:39.000 It's Miffy.
02:48:41.000 What are you saying?
02:48:42.000 Imagine it's Elmo or Miffy.
02:48:44.000 It's more kid stuff.
02:48:45.000 Who's Miffy?
02:48:46.000 You don't know Miffy?
02:48:47.000 She's a sweet little bunny.
02:48:49.000 Something is going on with my YouTube algorithm where I get nothing but Miss Rachel.
02:48:53.000 Yuck.
02:48:54.000 I think I've been hacked by a funny person.
02:48:57.000 Because I've never...
02:48:58.000 No one in my house has ever watched it once.
02:49:00.000 So this is a pretty beat-up old poster.
02:49:03.000 I'm trying to be gentle.
02:49:06.000 Oh my!
02:49:08.000 Oh I... Whoa.
02:49:12.000 Oh, there's a bunch of stuff in here.
02:49:13.000 Look at this.
02:49:14.000 Resents galore.
02:49:16.000 So, Ryan, can I get your help here?
02:49:19.000 Sure.
02:49:19.000 To hold that?
02:49:20.000 I don't want to crinkle this more than it's already crinkled.
02:49:23.000 It looks like it might be a poster from 86.
02:49:29.000 Yeah, you don't have to make sound effects every time you move.
02:49:34.000 What are you doing?
02:49:36.000 I'm holding the bottom and you pull it up.
02:49:38.000 Use two hands, obviously.
02:49:43.000 So it's just a cool old Mets poster.
02:49:46.000 Wow, that's awesome.
02:49:48.000 You know what I'm going to do?
02:49:49.000 I'm going to get a frame on Amazon and frame it here.
02:49:57.000 Another Meathead for Bunker pin on a Budweiser scarf that's making my tongue sting.
02:50:05.000 So I'm not sure what's happening there.
02:50:07.000 Another Budweiser scarf.
02:50:10.000 Bandana.
02:50:11.000 Cool.
02:50:12.000 I think we should wash these.
02:50:14.000 And a third Budweiser bandana.
02:50:17.000 It's pretty awesome to get a poster of every single World Series the Mets ever won.
02:50:20.000 That's really cool.
02:50:22.000 I think there's two, actually.
02:50:24.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
02:50:26.000 Here's Daphne.
02:50:27.000 Thank you for that.
02:50:30.000 You're welcome, Daphne.
02:50:31.000 It was basically me.
02:50:35.000 How many World Series did the Mets win?
02:50:37.000 Okay.
02:50:40.000 Yes, 69 and 86.
02:50:42.000 Thank you very much.
02:50:44.000 They're off by one, that poster.
02:50:49.000 All right.
02:50:50.000 I'm losing my voice.
02:50:52.000 This has been such a long ep.
02:50:55.000 And we still haven't turned on the heat.
02:50:57.000 No, we don't need it at this point.
02:51:01.000 We're going to go the whole winter without it, right?
02:51:05.000 We're going to see how long we can go.
02:51:07.000 I just think it might get boring for the people at home to constantly watch these two guys in parkas and mittens doing their show like Bob and Doug McKenzie.
02:51:17.000 Um...
02:51:20.000 Curious on your thoughts.
02:51:21.000 I'm 37.
02:51:22.000 I just got married to my wife who's 36.
02:51:25.000 Before me, she didn't want kids, but now she wants them, but wants to wait until next year and then have two.
02:51:31.000 Though we know it's not all up to us.
02:51:34.000 She wants to save on money.
02:51:35.000 No.
02:51:36.000 On the one hand, I'm happy with her agreeing to start in a year.
02:51:38.000 On the other hand, I think maybe we should push it to get started right away.
02:51:41.000 I said, bro, making a baby at 36 is next to impossible.
02:51:44.000 Fuck money and fuck her gay career.
02:51:46.000 Quit porn.
02:51:47.000 Don't beat off and have sex as often as you can.
02:51:50.000 You're not out of the woods until they do the retard test.
02:51:52.000 You'd be very lucky to make one one this late in the game.
02:51:56.000 Don't go jinxing it with restrictions.
02:51:58.000 He goes, I know you're right.
02:52:00.000 But we're at the wire.
02:52:03.000 If it's up to me, I'd say now.
02:52:05.000 Update, for what it's worth, I think you helped shorten the time.
02:52:08.000 And we'll possibly start trying in January.
02:52:09.000 I showed her your message, and she said, okay.
02:52:12.000 And then proceeded to cry and felt overwhelmed.
02:52:15.000 It's tough for her.
02:52:16.000 And then she goes, was your wife, he says a bunch of other stuff, but he goes, was your wife scared of physically having a baby?
02:52:22.000 And I go, having a baby hurts, but it's one day out of your life.
02:52:25.000 Big whoop.
02:52:26.000 As far as the job goes, she will not give two fucks after the baby comes out.
02:52:30.000 My wife was determined to work after kids, but then she had kids and it hasn't come up once.
02:52:35.000 Actually, she did apply for some Indian thing pretty recently and she got turned down because they Googled her and found out who her husband is.
02:52:43.000 You know what a fun thing to do is?
02:52:45.000 Anytime there's, like, doubt, is be like, you know how many, like, single, black single mothers just do this?
02:52:52.000 I mean, and they have, you know, feeding their kids Oreos and stuff.
02:52:56.000 It's like, or cave women, whatever you want to say.
02:52:59.000 But you were destined for this, to bear a child in your womb.
02:53:05.000 I'll put that into my special file called Babies I Made.
02:53:10.000 Your cookie's making the roof of my mouth hurt like hell.
02:53:14.000 Didn't you just have like a pain?
02:53:16.000 No, I think I'm allergic to something in it.
02:53:19.000 What the frick?
02:53:20.000 I'm about to eat mine right now.
02:53:22.000 It's browned butter cookies.
02:53:27.000 Okay, here's a fun one.
02:53:28.000 Hey Gavin, here's a short video I put together of clips from the sexual harassment training my work as I go through.
02:53:33.000 It's from a third party thing called Easy Llama.
02:53:36.000 Here are some funny trans hour skits for you.
02:53:38.000 Okay, so this guy has to watch these for work.
02:53:42.000 Sexual...
02:53:43.000 Harassment doesn't just include unwelcome sexual advances.
02:53:48.000 It also includes harass...
02:53:49.000 Another foreigner?
02:53:51.000 Another guy who can't speak English.
02:53:55.000 I'm not saying you have to go back to Mexico, but...
02:53:59.000 Or maybe you're more like Brazil or Chile or something.
02:54:03.000 But sexual advances?
02:54:06.000 Like, why have they chosen you as the spokesperson?
02:54:11.000 This kind of bothers me about church, to be honest.
02:54:13.000 They'll find a guy, they'll choose a guy who does the most voluntary work, and his reward is to get to read from the Bible, and he'll be like Pilipino or fat, or just not good at talking.
02:54:25.000 And you go, hey, your job is to make one of the more boring books in the world cool and interesting, and you don't have the language at your disposal.
02:54:36.000 Go back where you came from.
02:54:37.000 Get the fuck out of here.
02:54:38.000 And by back where you came from, I mean the pew.
02:54:41.000 Anyway, let's hear more of this guy's weird English.
02:54:44.000 ...based on gender identity.
02:54:45.000 If a colleague at work begins using a new name or pronouns, repeatedly misgendering them or deadnaming them, using a pre-transition name, can be considered sexual harassment.
02:54:57.000 It can be considered sexual harassment.
02:55:00.000 Actually, that's present tense.
02:55:03.000 What you want to do is add an ED to consider and make it considered.
02:55:08.000 If it creates a hostile work environment.
02:55:12.000 Transitioning is a personal process.
02:55:14.000 You know what?
02:55:14.000 This video is in itself a test where you try to be like, hey, it's actually considered.
02:55:20.000 And then you're like, are you whitesplaining?
02:55:23.000 That's it.
02:55:24.000 And it is different for everyone.
02:55:26.000 Let's look at some best practices.
02:55:30.000 Nice edit.
02:55:33.000 Why is he sitting there smiling like that?
02:55:36.000 Did he just come?
02:55:37.000 Yeah, just hanging out.
02:55:39.000 Happy today.
02:55:40.000 Yeah, tomorrow's Friday, and I can't wait for a picnic putt-putt fun day.
02:55:44.000 Picnic putt-putt fun day.
02:55:45.000 Take two.
02:55:47.000 No, he said it right.
02:55:48.000 Putt-putt.
02:55:50.000 Picnic putt-putt fun day.
02:55:51.000 Yeah, tomorrow's Friday, and I can't wait for a picnic putt-putt fun day.
02:55:56.000 Listen, I was thinking, maybe we can do guys against girls.
02:56:00.000 Guys against girls.
02:56:01.000 You're always talking about how good you are.
02:56:03.000 Now you have an opportunity to prove it.
02:56:07.000 But what about Steve?
02:56:08.000 You mean Stephanie?
02:56:10.000 In this scenario, you just what?
02:56:13.000 So the message I'm getting from this video is that trans people ruin fun.
02:56:18.000 And even something as innocent and whimsical as a picnic putt-putt Friday can be totally put in the shit-shitter by a tran-tran.
02:56:30.000 Watched Nick dead-named his co-worker Stephanie.
02:56:33.000 How should he respond to Valerie correcting him?
02:56:37.000 Let's watch two examples of what might happen next.
02:56:42.000 I'm sorry, I keep forgetting.
02:56:43.000 What I'm trying to say is, what team should he be on?
02:56:47.000 She!
02:56:49.000 Hi Stephanie!
02:56:52.000 Look what the cat lady dragged in.
02:56:56.000 Our puppet team's for tomorrow.
02:56:58.000 And, uh, are you ready to be with the girls, or...?
02:57:01.000 Actually, I'd just as soon stay here, catch up on a few things.
02:57:05.000 Okay, bye!
02:57:07.000 Maybe go home early, if that's okay.
02:57:09.000 That's great.
02:57:10.000 Sure, that'd be okay.
02:57:13.000 Okay, thanks.
02:57:16.000 Look how it walks.
02:57:20.000 Is this the ending credits for this?
02:57:27.000 What about Stephanie?
02:57:28.000 Well, Stephanie is a girl, so she would play for the girls' team.
02:57:32.000 Yeah, but you guys will destroy us if he plays on the girls' team.
02:57:37.000 I think it should be my team versus your team.
02:57:40.000 Sounds like a winner.
02:57:42.000 Wait, stop.
02:57:43.000 Like, this guy's super open-minded, and in the first terrible one, by the way, like, you're not supposed to apologize when you misgender.
02:57:51.000 Apparently, that's even bad.
02:57:52.000 Oh.
02:57:53.000 Yeah.
02:57:54.000 Their rules go on.
02:57:55.000 It's like I was saying earlier, where it's just astrology.
02:57:58.000 Like, they made up a bunch of gay, literally gay rules, and if we don't follow them, we're, I don't know, fired?
02:58:06.000 And girls against boys?
02:58:08.000 Okay, fine.
02:58:09.000 She can be on the other team.
02:58:10.000 And by the way, he wasn't saying, can Stephanie be on the other team because that's not fair or something.
02:58:16.000 He wants as little friction as possible.
02:58:21.000 So he's like, what team should I put her on?
02:58:23.000 The guy's trying to help, and that's not good enough.
02:58:29.000 And stop.
02:58:30.000 Like, we've been choosing teams since we were little kids, literally at kindergarten.
02:58:38.000 There's the first pick, second pick.
02:58:40.000 That seems to be the best one when it's mostly boys.
02:58:42.000 Girls against boys is a good one.
02:58:44.000 Shirts versus skins works, but that doesn't help you choose who's on the team.
02:58:47.000 She hasn't improved upon this system.
02:58:50.000 She just said my team versus your team.
02:58:53.000 We still don't know who the fuck is who.
02:58:56.000 We still need to come up with a system.
02:58:58.000 This is what the left does.
02:58:59.000 They destroy your system and replace it with nothing.
02:59:03.000 Hi, Stephanie.
02:59:04.000 Hi, Steve.
02:59:04.000 Hey.
02:59:05.000 I heard that you are an excellent putt-putt player.
02:59:08.000 I have been playing since I was seven years old.
02:59:10.000 Stop.
02:59:12.000 That's late for mini-putt.
02:59:16.000 Like, my kids started mini-putt, I don't know, two, three?
02:59:19.000 What else can you do with kids?
02:59:23.000 You can't take them to the batting cage yet.
02:59:26.000 Kids' movies are an option.
02:59:29.000 Dinner at some kid-themed place where there's a choo-choo train going around.
02:59:33.000 There's like five or six things you can do with kids.
02:59:36.000 Fishing, but not really with two-year-olds.
02:59:39.000 They're scared of the fish when they catch it.
02:59:42.000 Yeah, you're pretty reduced to putt-putt.
02:59:45.000 So if you didn't start until you were seven, you have shitty parents, which is probably why you don't know what gender you are.
02:59:53.000 Here's an easy way to fit.
02:59:54.000 Do you have to sit down to piss?
02:59:56.000 Or is that kind of just a little...
02:59:57.000 Is it an option?
02:59:59.000 Yeah.
02:59:59.000 Does your dick touch the water?
02:59:59.000 She's on my team.
03:00:01.000 Look, they're friends now.
03:00:06.000 What the fuck kind of...
03:00:09.000 Oh, this one is insane.
03:00:15.000 I feel like...
03:00:16.000 First of all, she's Asian.
03:00:17.000 She has no ass.
03:00:19.000 And she's wearing an assless dress.
03:00:22.000 So maybe if it was like Lululemons and she was Puerto Rican or something, this would make sense.
03:00:28.000 And the men were Puerto Rican?
03:00:29.000 No.
03:00:30.000 If she was Puerto Rican in tight pants and they were Dominican or black, I would understand this.
03:00:36.000 It's just not...
03:00:42.000 Guess how many times this has happened?
03:00:45.000 Zero percent times.
03:00:48.000 Maybe they like the way that a cat's butt is, where the hole is just right there without any cheek to protect it.
03:00:54.000 Dude, it's right there.
03:00:55.000 A diminutive, demure, as the meme goes, Asian lady with a long skirt sort of bends over.
03:01:03.000 Her ass is not remotely visible, and they can't wait to get pictures.
03:01:07.000 What are you going to do with that picture?
03:01:09.000 Beat off to it?
03:01:10.000 There's no information on it.
03:01:15.000 Yeah.
03:01:16.000 Uh-oh, Stephanie's here.
03:01:18.000 Two options, okay.
03:01:20.000 Hey, they're taking pictures of you.
03:01:23.000 By the way, do you see how this is tilted?
03:01:27.000 On the top?
03:01:28.000 I didn't do that.
03:01:29.000 Okay.
03:01:30.000 So.
03:01:31.000 What?
03:01:32.000 Yeah.
03:01:33.000 Oh, I wasn't taking pictures.
03:01:35.000 I was just trying to get my phone to work.
03:01:37.000 See, it's locked.
03:01:38.000 Did you find what you were looking for?
03:01:41.000 Did you?
03:01:42.000 Good comeback.
03:01:45.000 Dressing like a whore.
03:01:46.000 By the way, he should have said they're taking pictures of your ass.
03:01:51.000 That's the offensive part.
03:01:53.000 What do you think you're doing?
03:01:55.000 No harm done.
03:01:56.000 We're just playing around, right?
03:01:58.000 Stop playing around, as you call it.
03:02:01.000 Maybe be a team player.
03:02:03.000 Share.
03:02:04.000 You're right.
03:02:05.000 Yeah, I want to see.
03:02:05.000 Or take a picture of my ass.
03:02:08.000 Yep.
03:02:08.000 What am I, chopped liver?
03:02:10.000 This is jealousy for sure.
03:02:12.000 What am I, the organ that filters the blood diced into small pieces?
03:02:17.000 That's what you should have done in the first place.
03:02:19.000 I'll help her.
03:02:20.000 Sorry, Steve.
03:02:22.000 Why, I have a really good memory.
03:02:24.000 In case anyone from higher up asks me about what happened here today.
03:02:28.000 Absolutely.
03:02:31.000 Is that it?
03:02:32.000 Yep.
03:02:33.000 That was crazy.
03:02:33.000 Okay.
03:02:34.000 So, the higher-ups at this company are telling this guy to blackmail their fellow co-workers and then bring it up if it happens again.
03:02:45.000 In other words, I don't want to do the paperwork.
03:02:47.000 I don't really give a shit if you take a picture of some chink's ass.
03:02:51.000 But I would appreciate it if you could use extortion and blackmail to sort of keep everyone in order and then I don't have to worry about it.
03:02:59.000 By the way, I know I used a racial epithet there, but I was in character as the top brass of this company.
03:03:05.000 So, take it up with them.
03:03:06.000 I didn't do shit.
03:03:07.000 That's right.
03:03:09.000 Alright, let's, in the world's longest episode...
03:03:12.000 Okay, I don't think I'm allergic to those cookies after all.
03:03:17.000 I hope.
03:03:17.000 Aren't they the most delish?
03:03:19.000 They're really good.
03:03:19.000 She does a fucking bang-up crazy job.
03:03:23.000 I bet they're insane fresh out of the oven.
03:03:26.000 They are.
03:03:27.000 Also, it's a good tip that if you have hard butter that isn't softened outside of the fridge, then brown butter cookies, that's the way to go.
03:03:35.000 It's not only a good hack, but it tastes better.
03:03:38.000 It tastes like a vanilla.
03:03:39.000 If you have hard butter that doesn't soften outside of the fridge, what?
03:03:44.000 Yeah, basically, if you don't have time to soften butter outside the fridge, and the only stick of butter you have is in the refrigerator, you do the brown butter cookies.
03:03:53.000 Couldn't you just put it in the microwave for four seconds?
03:03:56.000 Alright, you know what?
03:03:57.000 This is our final video.
03:03:59.000 That's the stupidest piece of cooking advice.
03:04:04.000 I thought I would think outside of the box on this very outside of the box episode.
03:04:21.000 And just make it clear to you, Ryan, that I saw what you did.
03:04:25.000 And you should probably watch yourself if you don't want the higher up to know what you've been up to.
03:04:32.000 Hmm.
03:04:33.000 No, I thought I would do a bunch of videos today.
03:04:37.000 Maybe that'll be a permanent thing.
03:04:38.000 Maybe the final video will become plural.
03:04:41.000 That would kill the song.
03:04:43.000 But I thought this was interesting.
03:04:45.000 I'm watching this.
03:04:45.000 I can't really tell if that's duct tape or that aluminum foil tape that plumbers use, but whatever it is, could you scrub your corrugated plastic roof before you tape shit on it?
03:05:01.000 So this is leaking, and we're seeing what the average IQ is in India here, because it ain't good.
03:05:07.000 There's a lot of mistakes going on here.
03:05:09.000 Not the least of which is...
03:05:12.000 Checking the strength of the room.
03:05:21.000 What do they call that?
03:05:22.000 The authenticity, the stability, the...
03:05:25.000 Integrity.
03:05:26.000 Integrity.
03:05:28.000 The integrity?
03:05:31.000 This one was sent in from a baby monster who said, I'm erect for men.
03:05:37.000 I'm gay now.
03:05:38.000 Just going to send it.
03:05:39.000 This guy built the best water slide I've ever seen.
03:05:42.000 and the true testament to how awesome it is is how incredibly painful it is to go down.
03:05:47.000 At least you have a nice soft landing after that.
03:05:57.000 You all right?
03:06:00.000 So gnarly.
03:06:01.000 So his fateful mistake was the third pool.
03:06:11.000 He didn't think he'd make it to the third pool, so that wasn't aligned properly.
03:06:15.000 I think you may want to make those vertical.
03:06:18.000 Third pool, meet last pool.
03:06:20.000 Later.
03:06:22.000 I'm out.
03:06:24.000 Tim's quitting again.
03:06:25.000 Tim, you said you were going to leave like a bunch.
03:06:27.000 Shut up, man.
03:06:28.000 Whoa.
03:06:30.000 If you're going to be an arrogant cyclist, I would recommend you stay out of Scotland.
03:06:35.000 It will not go well for you in that country.
03:06:38.000 Even what is considered kind of a wimp town compared to Glasgow, Edinburgh, The Weegees outfight the burgers, but the burgers can throw down too because they have to deal with junkies.
03:06:49.000 So this guy decides to block her car because he's not happy with the way she's driving.
03:06:53.000 How do you think that's going to go for her husband?
03:06:56.000 And by the way, I know you think he's letting his wife drive.
03:07:00.000 This is Britton.
03:07:02.000 The steering wheel's on the other side.
03:07:04.000 So he is driving.
03:07:06.000 He shouldn't have let his bitch get out of the car, though.
03:07:08.000 Yeah.
03:07:12.000 Yeah.
03:07:17.000 Here you.
03:07:22.000 Is he crying?
03:07:24.000 Oh no, someone's laughing.
03:07:26.000 Is he unconscious?
03:07:30.000 He's hamming it up for a lawsuit?
03:07:32.000 They don't...
03:07:32.000 Oh yeah.
03:07:33.000 Britain's not that litigious when it comes to this.
03:07:35.000 Look at this.
03:07:36.000 And fuck you.
03:07:37.000 Maybe he knocked him out.
03:07:40.000 That warmed the heart.
03:07:42.000 And then finally, speaking of Scottish people, here they are playing a video game that seems to simulate the Anglo-Scottish wars, which were arduous, to say the least, and still stick in the craw of the Scots,
03:07:59.000 apparently because even the newest generations are angry at the English give
03:08:28.000 him steel Rick's gone and you're next, you cunt.
03:08:43.000 That warms my heart.
03:08:46.000 That warms the cockles of my heart and it makes me quite homesick, although I will be in Chicago for the Feast of the Haggis with my entire Scottish family very shortly.
03:08:55.000 That'll be fun.
03:08:57.000 Longest episode ever recorded in history.
03:09:00.000 Welcome to the Guinness Book of World Records.
03:09:02.000 Tim, sad to see you go.
03:09:04.000 It's a good finale, you know?
03:09:05.000 Got with a bang.
03:09:07.000 Last episode ever.
03:09:08.000 Studio's broken.
03:09:09.000 Nothing works here.
03:09:10.000 Everyone is lazy.
03:09:11.000 And we officially quit.
03:09:13.000 So see you never.
03:09:14.000 And until then, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
03:09:20.000 I like your stories.
03:09:23.000 I like your gurney.
03:09:26.000 Shooting out car tires sounds like loads and loads of fun.
03:09:32.000 But in my room, wish you were dead.