Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S6E52 - SATANIC SOCIALIST PLAGUE (FREE PART)

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00:00:03.000 Everybody they know, they gonna vote for Donald Trump, that's the way it goes.

00:00:09.000 All over America, all over the USA. Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Donald Trump is now the president of your country.

00:00:24.000 Election is going on.

00:00:26.000 Everyone can see.

00:00:27.000 Donald Trump is now the president of your country.

00:00:31.000 I want to make America great again.

00:00:33.000 I want to lower the taxes.

00:00:36.000 I want to bring all American business back from overseas back to the USA, baby. 0.93

00:00:41.000 There we go.

00:00:41.000 Ooh, yeah.

00:00:42.000 Donald Trump is now the president of your country.

00:00:46.000 Election is over.

00:00:48.000 Everybody can see.

00:00:49.000 Donald Trump is now the president of your country.

00:00:54.000 Election is over.

00:00:55.000 Everyone can see.

00:00:57.000 Donald Trump is president of your country.

00:01:03.000 Can we just recolonize the Caribbean, please?

00:01:06.000 Hey, Jamaica, you tried. 1.00

00:01:08.000 It didn't pan out. 1.00

00:01:10.000 Fucking Kingston in 1950 was paradise. 0.99

00:01:14.000 The only country that's half decent in that fucking entire area is, what is it, Bermuda? 0.99

00:01:21.000 Barbados? 0.99

00:01:22.000 Whatever the British one is? 0.99

00:01:24.000 Destroy that! 0.98

00:01:28.000 One more time? 0.98

00:01:30.000 Destroy that! 0.99

00:01:34.000 Well done.

00:01:36.000 The sound effect and hitting that button that's two different buttons, it's very hard.

00:01:40.000 Very hard.

00:01:43.000 Every time Ryan fails, he wants to know how hard it is, the thing that he was asked to do.

00:01:47.000 It's also the first time.

00:01:48.000 I think there should be some forgiveness.

00:01:50.000 Two excuses.

00:01:52.000 Excuses, Rivera.

00:01:53.000 Oh, I forgot my jewelry.

00:01:54.000 What's your excuse?

00:01:56.000 It's hard.

00:01:57.000 It's hard to remember to wear rings.

00:01:59.000 Yes.

00:02:01.000 Speaking of excuses, I can't get over this.

00:02:05.000 So last night, see if you can pull this up, Jamie.

00:02:08.000 I said, you know what would be funny, you guys?

00:02:10.000 When the drones are landing...

00:02:13.000 Let's be as gobsmacked as them and not say anything.

00:02:18.000 So, Maddie was there, okay?

00:02:22.000 So, when the drones are landing, just go like, maybe you can make it sound like, oh, oh, oh, at the most.

00:02:30.000 That's it the most.

00:02:31.000 I'd prefer nothing.

00:02:33.000 So we'll be silent for maybe a minute.

00:02:36.000 And I introduce the whole thing.

00:02:38.000 I go, guys, we're going to do our first comedy bit, okay?

00:02:42.000 We've never done this before as a troupe.

00:02:44.000 We are now a sketch comedy troupe.

00:02:48.000 Cops and a felon doing comedy.

00:02:51.000 Got it?

00:02:52.000 And they're like, yeah, yeah.

00:02:53.000 Calm down, McInnis.

00:02:55.000 And I go, I have a weird feeling that someone is not getting this.

00:02:59.000 But Maddie was there.

00:03:00.000 Everyone was there.

00:03:01.000 Everyone agrees.

00:03:02.000 It comes time for the drone.

00:03:05.000 Everyone nails it except...

00:03:09.000 Me.

00:03:10.000 The guy on meth.

00:03:11.000 Oh.

00:03:12.000 The guy on meth makes a mean lasagna.

00:03:14.000 He doesn't participate. 1.00

00:03:16.000 And when he's like that, by the way, have you noticed he can't answer a fucking question? 1.00

00:03:21.000 He's like, fucking, a pound of meth is like a hundred bucks. 1.00

00:03:25.000 And I go, I don't know if that's good or bad. 1.00

00:03:27.000 And he goes, well, let me put it this way.

00:03:28.000 When I was doing it in the early aughts, you know, you could buy two bags for eight bucks.

00:03:35.000 And I'm like, is that more or less?

00:03:37.000 And he goes, eight bucks!

00:03:39.000 I'm like, you started with a pound.

00:03:42.000 And I was sitting with him, I was like, dude, how much is a pound today versus how much is the exact same amount in 2005?

00:03:53.000 And he's like, it depends!

00:03:58.000 I almost said... 0.99

00:03:59.000 I sound like I'm talking shit about Matty. 0.99

00:04:01.000 I'm not. 0.96

00:04:01.000 I love the guy. 0.96

00:04:02.000 But it's almost like I had said, how would you have felt if you didn't have breakfast yesterday?

00:04:07.000 It was infuriating.

00:04:09.000 Okay, so let's go back.

00:04:11.000 I hate explaining jokes, but this is just worth it.

00:04:14.000 Because if you watch, you can see me go...

00:04:21.000 Let's hope and watch with bated breath and make sure it works.

00:04:24.000 They got the A-team right there. 0.99

00:04:26.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:04:27.000 Here we go. 0.99

00:04:28.000 Yeah, can we have it land back into the dock?

00:04:30.000 Yep.

00:04:30.000 Now watch.

00:04:31.000 Let's say that the drone has finished its mission.

00:04:35.000 It's going to return back to home base.

00:04:38.000 As you can see, the docks are opening up.

00:04:40.000 It's going to land back into its cradle point.

00:04:43.000 It's going to close and it's going to charge and it's going to get ready for the next mission.

00:04:48.000 Going to land it? 0.99

00:04:50.000 Please shut up, Matty. 0.99

00:04:51.000 Everyone's nailing it. 0.99

00:04:58.000 So I want to say that the laser's So wait a minute.

00:05:03.000 John's a really good actor.

00:05:04.000 Yeah, John's doing a great job.

00:05:07.000 But you know what's funny about this?

00:05:09.000 If Matty wasn't listening to me when I said let's pretend to be stupefied by the drone, if he wasn't listening, then why aren't you talking?

00:05:20.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:05:21.000 If he's not playing the character, then he's being a fucking character. 0.99

00:05:26.000 There's a half measure. 1.00

00:05:27.000 Yeah, I was like, let's look like stupid idiots. 1.00

00:05:29.000 He didn't listen to that and then acted like a stupid idiot. 1.00

00:05:32.000 With the actual drone, it will safely land back into his drone station. 1.00

00:05:37.000 And this is what's happening throughout those five precincts that we said earlier today.

00:05:42.000 The 6-7, the 7-5, the 7-1, the 4-8 precinct, and now Central Park Precinct has officially come online.

00:05:53.000 Look at that.

00:05:54.000 Touchdown.

00:05:56.000 There's no Elon Musk, but...

00:05:59.000 I was saying they better get it right.

00:06:04.000 So there Ryan is killing Matty's mic and putting his own face there.

00:06:09.000 I hadn't killed the mic at this point, but I did switch to my face to maybe show him.

00:06:13.000 He's like, where did I go?

00:06:14.000 And then he looks at me and he says, oh, I get it.

00:06:17.000 We're being dazed.

00:06:21.000 Or else what?

00:06:24.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:06:27.000 Go back.

00:06:29.000 Watch me.

00:06:30.000 Or else what?

00:06:36.000 Oh, it's crazy.

00:06:38.000 Let it get that photo.

00:06:41.000 Going inside.

00:06:43.000 - Yep, and he just wants his photo op. - Disappointed.

00:06:53.000 Disappointed.

00:06:54.000 But like a smiley disappointment.

00:06:56.000 Look at that.

00:06:56.000 Touchdown.

00:06:56.000 Anyway, fantastic lasagna.

00:06:58.000 Looking forward to that.

00:06:59.000 MSLK did a great job.

00:07:01.000 Let me just get this one face.

00:07:03.000 Where's my phone?

00:07:04.000 Does anyone have my phone? 1.00

00:07:05.000 Leave my fucking phone here. 0.99

00:07:06.000 How maddy is that? 1.00

00:07:07.000 Where's my fucking phone? 0.99

00:07:09.000 Like, do I have to hold your face and go, here's the bit. 0.99

00:07:17.000 We're not going to say anything during the drone segment.

00:07:21.000 Got it?

00:07:22.000 Yes, I got it. 0.99

00:07:25.000 You know, some weird shit is going on with cops in New York. 0.99

00:07:30.000 That's enough of that. 0.99

00:07:32.000 They're getting work to the bone.

00:07:34.000 My theory is, competence crisis, they had this huge push for multicultural rookies, and they also annihilated the top brass, right? 1.00

00:07:44.000 During COVID, they did this with the FDNY, too.

00:07:47.000 They said, if you don't have the vaccine, you're out.

00:07:49.000 They didn't really care about the vaccine.

00:07:50.000 They wanted a clean house so they could chocolate-ify the administration.

00:07:57.000 And they did a great job, if that's what you're into.

00:08:00.000 So it's all affirmative action hires, and the machine is not running. 1.00

00:08:04.000 And at the same time, you said cops suck, fuck the police, defund the police. 1.00

00:08:08.000 So no one's applying but total fucking fat losers. 1.00

00:08:13.000 Zeros, and little tiny Latinas with big fat bubble butts. 1.00

00:08:18.000 And they're not working. 0.98

00:08:20.000 So you have a detective who's on a job like he found out who shot JFK. Major deal.

00:08:26.000 A fucking girl's murdered. 1.00

00:08:28.000 And he's near the case. 1.00

00:08:30.000 Oh, we need you for the Puerto Rican Day parade.

00:08:32.000 So he has to dust off his old uniform.

00:08:35.000 What?

00:08:36.000 And then just stand there by a porta potty.

00:08:39.000 For 18 hours of overtime.

00:08:42.000 And they're burning out these detectives.

00:08:45.000 The only detectives that are left are guys who genuinely want to put rapists and pedophiles and murderers in jail. 0.99

00:08:51.000 Those guys are being sent to bullshit footposts. 0.99

00:08:56.000 And they're working 60 hours a week. 0.99

00:08:59.000 And now they're trying to cap overtime, too. 1.00

00:09:01.000 So, dude, the fucking NYPD is about to snap. 0.99

00:09:06.000 It's like Scotty's in the back room going, the engine's got to hold it, Captain. 1.00

00:09:13.000 I don't watch that fucking show. 0.99

00:09:15.000 And then we have all these Dems realizing that they're about to be kicked out on their ass, so they're trying to maximize, just like cops maximize their overtime on their last year, these fucking politicians are trying to maximize their money grabs before the second coming. 1.00

00:09:33.000 Before... 0.99

00:09:34.000 Second coming of Christ, I guess is what I just said.

00:09:37.000 Before...

00:09:38.000 Go to 2-7.

00:09:40.000 This is what Hochul, the governor of New York, is trying to avoid and what they're all doing for the next two months.

00:09:47.000 Two-seven?

00:09:50.000 Oh, there's two two-sevens.

00:09:52.000 My bad.

00:09:54.000 This.

00:09:55.000 You're fired! 1.00

00:10:06.000 And in case your ears are fucked, get the fuck out! 1.00

00:10:11.000 That's how Compound Media sees me sitting down with them and saying it's not working anymore. 1.00

00:10:18.000 I was really trying to be nice.

00:10:20.000 Just be honest.

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00:12:46.000 I didn't sleep much last night.

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00:12:49.000 This eye looks wrinkly with this lighting, Ryan.

00:13:01.000 I don't look this bad, usually.

00:13:03.000 And I look fine here.

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00:13:05.000 That's a reflection.

00:13:06.000 And I go here, and I have bags under my eyes.

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00:13:11.000 I'm seeing a reflection from the desk in one of your glasses.

00:13:15.000 Both of them, actually.

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00:13:21.000 It doesn't move.

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00:13:56.000 And I said, can you make this for me?

00:13:58.000 And they said, certainly, sir.

00:13:59.000 And now I have the Animal House suit, which I wore to interview Ye, which nobody gets. 0.98

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00:14:26.000 Also, in important news, I need your help, folks.

00:14:29.000 My Christmas card theme this year is pretty ambitious.

00:14:33.000 We have a different theme every year.

00:14:35.000 We've been under the Witness Protection Program.

00:14:38.000 We have been Satan worshippers.

00:14:40.000 We have been...

00:14:44.000 I don't think we've been nudists yet.

00:14:46.000 Oh, last year we were working class chavs from the slums of East London from Croydon.

00:14:54.000 And my wife was a dog groomer and my sons were boxers.

00:14:57.000 And my daughter was finally not pregnant and smoking a cigarette or something.

00:15:06.000 And then we had, when my youngest was born, the other two were neglected in the background.

00:15:10.000 They're all filthy eating from a spam can.

00:15:12.000 Anyway, this year it is sister wives. 0.98

00:15:16.000 I have several wives.

00:15:18.000 It's not going to be sexual.

00:15:19.000 It's going to be very religious.

00:15:21.000 Whoever does that, I guess that's the Mormons. 1.00

00:15:23.000 So we're going to be Mormons.

00:15:25.000 So modest little, you know, handkerchief, long skirt, and just smiling. 0.99

00:15:30.000 I'll dress in a weird sweater or some shit. 0.99

00:15:33.000 But I don't know any chicks. 1.00

00:15:37.000 So, please, if you're within the Westchester area, I'll pay you $100.

00:15:42.000 I'll pay for your transportation.

00:15:44.000 I don't want you to be too hot.

00:15:47.000 No offense. 0.99

00:15:49.000 Like, if it's this incredibly sexy 21-year-old girl with perfect tits, now the joke is like a sex thing. 0.99

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 15, 2024

S6E52 - SATANIC SOCIALIST PLAGUE (FREE PART)

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