Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S6E57 - SPECIAL NEEDS

00:00:00.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:50.000 Right now, still on me!

00:00:52.000 I'm coming!

00:00:55.000 That was the accident from late 70s Seattle and their smash hit, Kill the Bee Gees Right Now.

00:01:05.000 Please do. 0.98

00:01:08.000 When I was a little kid in the 70s, we fucking hated disco. 0.96

00:01:12.000 Death before disco. 0.98

00:01:14.000 We also didn't know what it was.

00:01:16.000 I remember my babysitter, Sue Hone, played me Heart of Glass by Blondie.

00:01:23.000 And she goes, what do you think?

00:01:24.000 I go, that's a great song. 1.00

00:01:25.000 She goes, that's disco, moron. 1.00

00:01:28.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:01:30.000 I know I hate it. 1.00

00:01:31.000 I don't know what it is.

00:01:34.000 But, uh, yeah, that was a really great drumming in that band and the chicks. 1.00

00:01:39.000 I can't see if she was hot or not. 1.00

00:01:41.000 Smash! 1.00

00:01:42.000 That's our old fucking background. 1.00

00:01:45.000 Go to 1-3. 0.98

00:01:47.000 They didn't take a lot of pictures back then.

00:01:50.000 You don't know how lucky you young people are to have photos.

00:01:54.000 I look at my pictures from the 70s and 80s.

00:01:57.000 You cannot make out any details.

00:02:00.000 Blow that up, Jamie.

00:02:03.000 They look like a lot of fun.

00:02:05.000 No threat, does it say?

00:02:08.000 That's Devo.

00:02:11.000 I can't read what she's saying.

00:02:13.000 No threak?

00:02:15.000 I'm dressed, I know it's Serious Tuesdays, and I should be dressed more seriously, but we'll be making fun of Matt Walsh today. 0.99

00:02:24.000 So I want to look like him, because he steals all my shit, including my plaid shirts. 0.84

00:02:32.000 Speaking of totally rockin' jams, I heard this Rolling Stones song about Rice Krispies, and it reminds me, their early stuff was so cool. 0.97

00:02:41.000 Like, Come On, a song about this guy who hates his car. 0.97

00:02:47.000 But this is a fucking jam, too. 0.99

00:02:50.000 It's that top pop of the morning, Rice Krispies! 0.99

00:02:53.000 Wake up in the morning, there's a snap around the face.

00:02:56.000 Wake up in the morning, there's a crackle in your face.

00:02:59.000 Wake up in the morning, there's a pop that really says Rice Krispies to you.

00:03:03.000 And you, and you.

00:03:05.000 For all the milk and listen to the snap that says it's nice.

00:03:08.000 For all the milk and listen to the crackle of that rice.

00:03:11.000 Get up in the morning to the pop that says it's rice.

00:03:14.000 Hear them talking, Chris.

00:03:15.000 Rice Krispies!

00:03:19.000 See if you can find come on they One of their oldest releases, if you're ever looking at their discography, they have this collection of singles.

00:03:27.000 They would just do covers back in the day.

00:03:31.000 And now everyone goes, oh, they're ripping off black music.

00:03:33.000 No black music was that good.

00:03:35.000 Sure, it was inspired by the blues and all that stuff, but...

00:03:39.000 They made it better, just like American Chinese food.

00:03:45.000 You know why the Beatles and the Rolling Stones started making their own songs?

00:03:57.000 Because they'd open for a band, and they do all covers, Bo Diddley, Chuck Berry, whatever, and then that next band would do it.

00:04:03.000 And people are like, you already played that.

00:04:04.000 So they go, we should come up with our own songs.

00:04:08.000 So for Thursday, we have a banked show where we expose the NYPD corruption and how it's just like South Africa.

00:04:17.000 Go to 1-5.

00:04:19.000 This is where we're headed when you let nepotism, is the actual word, dictate who goes where.

00:04:27.000 This is what Marxism can do to a country.

00:04:29.000 It's also racism.

00:04:30.000 I get that.

00:04:31.000 It's anti-white culture.

00:04:34.000 By the way, is this the Jews? 0.88

00:04:36.000 Are you blaming the Jews on South Africa?

00:04:39.000 Where the offices used to be.

00:04:42.000 There's the entrance.

00:04:44.000 This is by West Street near the court.

00:04:46.000 Check at this.

00:04:47.000 It's just stripped.

00:04:48.000 Check at this. 1.00

00:04:49.000 Yes, fuck. 1.00

00:04:50.000 Oh, my bro. 1.00

00:04:51.000 Look at this.

00:04:52.000 Check how filthy it is here.

00:04:54.000 Check here.

00:04:57.000 There's parts of East New York that look like that.

00:05:00.000 Now tell me something, guys.

00:05:01.000 I want to ask a question.

00:05:03.000 Where is the people that used to work here?

00:05:06.000 Are these people still getting salaries?

00:05:08.000 And for what are they getting salaries?

00:05:10.000 Because they're not at work.

00:05:11.000 They don't even have a workplace to work at.

00:05:14.000 It's scary.

00:05:15.000 They don't have a workplace to work at.

00:05:19.000 You know what?

00:05:20.000 One thing I regret not mentioning is my theory that Eric Adams is a queer. 1.00

00:05:25.000 I've heard cops tell me that, that he visits his girlfriend in New Jersey, but he's fucking the dude next door. 0.99

00:05:34.000 The girl next door is just a cover. 0.99

00:05:36.000 So when he goes there with his team, and it's also possible that these three Cosby kids, Fat Albert, who is Jeffrey Shepard, no, Jeffrey Madry, Kaz Daugherty, and Tariq Shepard, those three dudes control the NYPD, and they're all retarded. 0.97

00:05:57.000 Which I'm not allowed to say. 0.90

00:05:59.000 I'm not a doctor, so I can't diagnose this.

00:06:01.000 Remember that guy?

00:06:02.000 He said, I can't call him a retard because I'm not a doctor.

00:06:06.000 What?

00:06:08.000 It's a hyperbolic insult, my friend. 1.00

00:06:10.000 And your response is retarded. 1.00

00:06:14.000 But I think those three guys might have... 0.99

00:06:17.000 They say they must have something on Eric Adams because he won't touch them. 1.00

00:06:20.000 Yeah, I think it must be gay shit. 1.00

00:06:22.000 Hmm. 1.00

00:06:23.000 Probably got a video of him, maybe with an underage boy.

00:06:27.000 Something as simple as a blowjape.

00:06:31.000 I don't like the YMCA song, by the way.

00:06:34.000 Young man. 1.00

00:06:35.000 It's about fucking, if not... 1.00

00:06:39.000 17-year-old boys, maybe younger. 1.00

00:06:41.000 Come to the YMCA. We're fags. 1.00

00:06:44.000 And here's the different types of fags we are. 1.00

00:06:47.000 Policeman, leather guy, Indian, whatever. 0.99

00:06:50.000 Chef.

00:06:51.000 I forget what they all are.

00:06:53.000 And we'd like you to come to the YMCA because it's cheap. 1.00

00:06:56.000 You can work out and then we can go fuck in one of the rooms. 1.00

00:06:59.000 Okay. 1.00

00:07:00.000 I know you guys get up to some gross shit. 0.99

00:07:02.000 I don't really want it to be our national anthem. 0.99

00:07:05.000 What's this?

00:07:06.000 I would get some rockin'.

00:07:09.000 YMCA. YMCA is a track.

00:07:12.000 It's an underrated track.

00:07:13.000 Do you know, is it an underrated?

00:07:15.000 I think so.

00:07:16.000 Is it an underrated?

00:07:18.000 Well, it gets a lot of views, I can say.

00:07:20.000 Go to 39A. They talk about the gay thing here. 0.91

00:07:23.000 Oh, they do?

00:07:24.000 He hears it for the first time, I think.

00:07:25.000 The Gay National Anthem.

00:07:26.000 Oh, no.

00:07:27.000 Do you ever hear that?

00:07:27.000 They call it the Gay National Anthem.

00:07:29.000 But YMCA gets people up, and it gets them moving.

00:07:32.000 But we have a lot of good selections, and people love it when I do it.

00:07:36.000 What's...

00:07:37.000 You know what he did?

00:07:38.000 He played some song by like the J6 choir at Mar-a-Lago and everyone just stopped and was crying and stuff.

00:07:48.000 39A is another example of that song dominating our winning and me not liking it. 0.99

00:07:54.000 I don't understand how that shit works. 0.99

00:08:07.000 Yes. 1.00

00:08:09.000 So yeah, and then Friday, we're going to try a radio station.

00:08:12.000 I'm going to bore you with my musical evolution from Billy Idol to now.

00:08:17.000 And you can take it or leave it.

00:08:21.000 At least you're getting content on Thanksgiving week.

00:08:25.000 So let's breeze through some very important news.

00:08:29.000 New York Young Republicans got ripped off by some fancy haute couture house.

00:08:35.000 A luxury French clothing brand just steals the logo.

00:08:39.000 Isn't that crazy?

00:08:41.000 And that sweatshirt is $4,000.

00:08:43.000 I wonder if New York Young Republicans, which is, it's a great logo, it's on my computer.

00:08:49.000 I wonder if they have sweatshirts.

00:08:53.000 Are they worth that now?

00:08:56.000 Wait a minute, it says $4,000 and then it says $1,399.

00:09:01.000 Okay, so it's $1,400.

00:09:05.000 That's funny. 1.00

00:09:09.000 We're all stupid, by the way. 1.00

00:09:11.000 16A. There's going to be a bit of overlap with yesterday because I had so much to cover. 1.00

00:09:15.000 I stopped the show.

00:09:16.000 But that doesn't mean I got through all my sprinkles and all my gays. 1.00

00:09:20.000 Oh, yeah.

00:09:21.000 So, Ryan, you've got to put these together.

00:09:23.000 That's your next assignment.

00:09:24.000 Please write that down on your to-do list. 1.00

00:09:27.000 I want to assemble all of these examples of us no longer being racist, but now being stupid. 0.96

00:09:33.000 I wonder if I could even dig and see if they have called us racist in the past. 0.98

00:09:37.000 Not too hard.

00:09:38.000 You search their handle from...

00:09:40.000 And then just racist.

00:09:41.000 Yeah. 0.96

00:09:42.000 Bigot.

00:09:43.000 KKK. KK fucking K. I think I'm going to... 1.00

00:09:47.000 I want to do a new character where I'm in the Klan and I'm in the DNC and I have a DNC logo on my Klan hood and I just talk about all the great things we're doing to prevent the Negro from thriving. 1.00

00:09:58.000 Like welfare, shattering the black family, all the hard work we're doing with abortion rights so more blacks can abort their babies. 1.00

00:10:07.000 I mean, the DNC and the KKK, they align quite a bit. 1.00

00:10:16.000 So yeah, we are idiots and she's a genius. 0.99

00:10:20.000 Wouldn't you love to know what her degree is too? 1.00

00:10:22.000 I'm guessing it's not physics.

00:10:24.000 I'm guessing it's speech pathology. 1.00

00:10:27.000 With insane conservatives today is that they are genuinely stupid and you cannot have an actual intelligent conversation with stupid people. 1.00

00:10:37.000 Stop. 1.00

00:10:38.000 You won't talk to us.

00:10:40.000 I spent $100,000 paying liberals to come on our show and debate.

00:10:48.000 Some charge five, some charge 15. It wasn't my money.

00:10:52.000 It was a guy who wanted to see left versus right.

00:10:56.000 And I go, it's not possible.

00:10:57.000 And he goes, well, what if I paid?

00:10:58.000 I go, I'm not paying a cent. 0.98

00:10:59.000 But if you want to pay, go nuts.

00:11:02.000 But they're going to demand a lot of money.

00:11:03.000 And you know the other thing about that, too?

00:11:05.000 If you go back and watch some of these debates with Cornel West and Candace, they're such sellouts that when they got the check, they didn't argue.

00:11:16.000 Right. 1.00

00:11:16.000 They're like a paid fucking performer. 1.00

00:11:19.000 They were happy to be there. 1.00

00:11:20.000 It was very cordial.

00:11:21.000 There was barely any debate.

00:11:22.000 Yeah, they didn't want a debate because they want the money.

00:11:25.000 In other words, they don't have the courage of their convictions.

00:11:28.000 I've noticed this with parents in my neighborhood where I go, so you didn't want my son going to this thing because of my politics?

00:11:34.000 What?

00:11:36.000 No, that's crazy.

00:11:38.000 Meanwhile, I'll be 100% positive before I confront someone.

00:11:41.000 But 100% of the time they go, what?

00:11:44.000 That's crazy.

00:11:46.000 They don't have the courage of their convictions.

00:11:48.000 Dig up anything I've ever said.

00:11:49.000 I'm like, yeah, I said that. 0.99

00:11:51.000 You are fat. 0.97

00:11:52.000 That's a handy tip, by the way. 1.00

00:11:53.000 If you get caught talking shit about someone, which is, by the way, is very gay, I always make sure I talk shit to people's face. 1.00

00:12:02.000 Like Joe Rogan said, women are nice to each other face to face and then they talk shit about each other behind their back. 1.00

00:12:08.000 Men talk shit about you to your face and then say really great things about you behind your back. 1.00

00:12:14.000 But when you get caught doing something like that, oh, so I hear I'm a fat pig? 1.00

00:12:17.000 Don't go, well, I mean, not really. 0.97

00:12:21.000 I didn't really say it.

00:12:22.000 It's out of context.

00:12:23.000 No, no.

00:12:23.000 I was saying, like, I'm fat.

00:12:26.000 Don't do that.

00:12:27.000 Because then it makes it more mean.

00:12:30.000 Just go, yeah, I did. 1.00

00:12:31.000 You are fat. 0.92

00:12:32.000 Do you have a mirror at your house? 1.00

00:12:35.000 It just diffuses it instantly.

00:12:38.000 That's my little tip of the day. 1.00

00:12:40.000 Anyway, let's get back to what an absolute criminally stupid loser I am. 1.00

00:12:47.000 The problem we are facing is that conservatives, people who are voting conservative in Canada, in the US, are genuinely too stupid to function. 1.00

00:12:55.000 I think abortion is like a perfect example of this because I just saw a Swiss medical ethicist and she was talking about Switzerland's approach to abortion and all I could think was you could not have this conversation with the average Canadian or American conservative voter. 0.98

00:13:12.000 She was basically stepping through the different definitions of something being alive versus something being human versus something being a person and how those come with different ethical implications when it comes to the act of killing.

00:13:27.000 You can't have those conversations.

00:13:30.000 If you try to do that with a conservative, they literally lose their minds and they resort to just insults and mudslinging and saying that like, oh, you're just trying to like get away with stuff because their brains are so small and so undeveloped, they cannot wrap their minds around the fact that there are in fact distinctions from both a philosophical side of things, from a theoretical side of things, but also from a medical and scientific side of things.

00:13:56.000 The reason that they don't believe science is because they don't understand science.

00:14:00.000 I was a philosophy minor and I saw people who really struggled with the concepts of something being valid.

00:14:07.000 I was a philosophy minor.

00:14:10.000 Not her major.

00:14:11.000 Her minor.

00:14:13.000 She's educated because she went to a liberal arts school and took philosophy.

00:14:19.000 Of how we present logical arguments, of how we actually define different terms, but how philosophers look at things in different ways.

00:14:28.000 Would you like me to send you some screaming montages of college girls going absolutely insane when pro-lifers are on their campus? 1.00

00:14:38.000 Screaming, throwing yogurt, retching, destroying their signs.

00:14:43.000 You think you're the rational ones?

00:14:45.000 You have a balloon on your head.

00:14:49.000 Think about it.

00:14:49.000 Those are people who sat and did those classes.

00:14:51.000 The majority of people who are voting conservative have a high school education and nothing higher.

00:14:57.000 And there's not anything wrong with that.

00:14:59.000 It's not an elitist thing.

00:15:00.000 But high school education in North America typically doesn't even touch on subjects such as philosophy. 0.98

00:15:07.000 And it's a real loss because it means people don't know what the fuck they're talking about. 0.98

00:15:13.000 Wow. 0.99

00:15:14.000 That one was a doozy.

00:15:16.000 Don't hold back, sweetheart.

00:15:19.000 They've always hated us. 1.00

00:15:20.000 He is stupid, too stupid to function, that guy. 1.00

00:15:31.000 Say what you want. 1.00

00:15:32.000 He's too stupid to function. 1.00

00:15:33.000 He's so stupid. 1.00

00:15:35.000 Let's do a little bit of sprinkles. 1.00

00:15:38.000 Ryan?

00:15:38.000 I've got some funny stuff to discuss.

00:15:41.000 Okay.

00:15:42.000 It's kind of a fun week.

00:15:43.000 We're not taking it very seriously.

00:15:45.000 Hence the radio station on Friday.

00:15:48.000 I'll just be talking about myself and my terrible taste in music.

00:15:51.000 You should probably just skip it.

00:15:53.000 Would sprinkles be...

00:15:56.000 Sprinkles should be in your new good bumpers.

00:16:00.000 Huh.

00:16:02.000 Okay.

00:16:04.000 Alright.

00:16:04.000 It's not.

00:16:06.000 They're in my city bumpers, so that was untouched.

00:16:09.000 Okay.

00:16:09.000 In your what?

00:16:10.000 City bumpers.

00:16:11.000 I don't know what that is.

00:16:12.000 The guy who does the bumpers for us.

00:16:13.000 Well, they should all be moved to one folder.

00:16:16.000 Right.

00:16:17.000 I've heard some people say, why don't you just kill all the shows and just make everyday compound censored?

00:16:39.000 Hour and a half a day.

00:16:42.000 You'd probably get more ratings.

00:16:44.000 You'd probably get more viewers and you'd save a fortune.

00:16:46.000 Okay, so I don't do this anymore?

00:16:48.000 There's no more sprinkles?

00:16:51.000 I mean, supply and demand. 0.99

00:16:53.000 I'll give the people what they want, but I got a lot of shit I got to get out of my chest. 0.98

00:16:58.000 Right? 0.99

00:16:59.000 A vote, but I disagree with that.

00:17:02.000 All right. 1.00

00:17:05.000 Dude, speaking of how much they hate us and how fun it is to mock them, Alex Stein, fish kiss, fucking, he keeps hitting it out of the park. 0.99

00:17:15.000 Like, he's very weird for the blaze. 0.99

00:17:19.000 And I was worried that he wouldn't last there.

00:17:22.000 But instead of sort of getting more normal and ensuring his job is safer, he just keeps getting crazier and crazier.

00:17:33.000 Now, I have quadruple verified that this is real.

00:17:36.000 He calls himself Charlie Kurt now.

00:17:38.000 And people go, you're not Charlie Kurt.

00:17:41.000 I think he says I'm Charlie Kirk from like Bending Point or something.

00:17:44.000 And they don't get that he didn't say Kirk.

00:17:48.000 This kid is real.

00:17:53.000 Comedy is appearing in some of the funnest spots.

00:17:55.000 And Alex Stein knows it's almost like me and Copper Cab.

00:17:59.000 Like it's such a perfect combination.

00:18:01.000 And this just gets better and better.

00:18:03.000 So we'll see how long we can bear.

00:18:04.000 It's pretty long. 0.99

00:18:05.000 But it's fucking gold. 0.99

00:18:09.000 This is why Alex Stein is talented. 0.99

00:18:12.000 Get that!

00:18:13.000 Get that!

00:18:15.000 Period! 1.00

00:18:16.000 Oh shit! 1.00

00:18:17.000 Please, please say your name for the camera sir. 0.99

00:18:20.000 My name?

00:18:20.000 Whatever you want to say, your nickname, your handle, I don't care.

00:18:24.000 Oh.

00:18:25.000 Bird person.

00:18:27.000 Great stuff.

00:18:28.000 You want to debate the world's greatest...

00:18:29.000 Just remember, this is a college that we didn't go to because we're not smart.

00:18:33.000 And we just get too emotional.

00:18:38.000 We can't talk.

00:18:40.000 We can't have a discussion about abortion or anything. 1.00

00:18:42.000 We're too dumb. 0.99

00:18:43.000 Okay. 1.00

00:18:44.000 So let's just check in with how dumb we are. 0.98

00:18:48.000 Let's check in with these genius college students that, you know, are trained in philosophy and they can discuss complex subjects. 0.98

00:18:56.000 I don't think that man is here.

00:18:58.000 You're looking at him.

00:18:59.000 Look at the sign.

00:19:00.000 Can you read, bud? 1.00

00:19:01.000 I can read, asshole. 1.00

00:19:03.000 Okay. 1.00

00:19:03.000 Well, let's debate. 1.00

00:19:04.000 I'm not lying.

00:19:05.000 I'm Charlie Kurt.

00:19:06.000 All right, let's debate.

00:19:08.000 Grab the mic.

00:19:08.000 What do you want to debate?

00:19:09.000 What do you want to debate about?

00:19:10.000 You pick the topic.

00:19:11.000 I'll wipe the floor with you. 1.00

00:19:12.000 I've been wiping the floor with people like you all damn day. 0.99

00:19:15.000 Okay, Lightning McQueen. 0.99

00:19:17.000 You eat winners. 0.56

00:19:18.000 You eat losers for breakfast.

00:19:19.000 Whatever. 0.98

00:19:20.000 Okay, this isn't Talladega Nights.

00:19:21.000 This is the Charlie Kurtz experience.

00:19:24.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:19:25.000 I thought this was a real show.

00:19:26.000 This is a real show, and you're on it.

00:19:29.000 Yeah?

00:19:29.000 How does it feel?

00:19:30.000 How does it feel?

00:19:31.000 I know you're nervous.

00:19:32.000 I know you're sitting there shaking.

00:19:33.000 You want to say something to me?

00:19:34.000 Say it. 1.00

00:19:35.000 Say it with all your cojones. 1.00

00:19:36.000 Say it with your chest, young man. 0.99

00:19:38.000 Don't be afraid. 1.00

00:19:39.000 You don't have balls. 1.00

00:19:41.000 I have huge testicles. 1.00

00:19:42.000 Where's your proof? 1.00

00:19:43.000 They're right in my pants.

00:19:44.000 What is happening here? 0.99

00:19:46.000 You want to see my genitals. 1.00

00:19:47.000 So, sir, you just came here and asked me to see my genitals. 1.00

00:19:49.000 Show me the proof, dumbass. 1.00

00:19:51.000 We have you on camera, sir. 1.00

00:19:52.000 You just came here on approach. 0.94

00:19:53.000 I mean, it's kind of low-hanging fruit, which Charlie Kirk, that's one of the more accurate criticisms of Charlie Kirk, is that, yes, you did destroy them all, but they're retards. 1.00

00:20:02.000 Unlike what that woman just told us about how smart college students are, they're actually the dumbest people in the country. 0.98

00:20:06.000 I saw someone go, why are you sending your kids to college then? 0.99

00:20:09.000 Because they want to go.

00:20:11.000 But I have no delusions about the value that it instills in them, which is, think of it as like an art camp.

00:20:19.000 That's what college is.

00:20:20.000 It might be fun, and I'll let you go if you want, but you can't brag that you went to art camp and you're better than me now. 0.99

00:20:27.000 Take a genitalia. 1.00

00:20:29.000 Do you realize? 1.00

00:20:30.000 Well, I guess you don't have balls. 0.99

00:20:31.000 Because I don't want to expose myself and show you. 1.00

00:20:34.000 Yeah, that's what you are, you Nazi. 0.91

00:20:36.000 You don't want to expose yourself and tell the truth. 0.96

00:20:39.000 Wait, why am I a Nazi? 1.00

00:20:40.000 Because I don't want to show you my testicles? 1.00

00:20:41.000 Now you're the dumb one. 1.00

00:20:43.000 How am I the dumb one? 1.00

00:20:44.000 Because you're not getting anything I'm saying. 0.99

00:20:46.000 Correct. 0.99

00:20:47.000 Because you just asked to see my testicles, correct? 1.00

00:20:49.000 Because you're a piece of shit. 1.00

00:20:50.000 So that's why you want to see my balls? 1.00

00:20:52.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:52.000 Because I'm a piece of shit, you want to see my testicles? 1.00

00:20:55.000 I want you to show the truth. 1.00

00:20:57.000 Do you have balls? 0.99

00:20:58.000 Yes, I do. 0.99

00:20:59.000 They're right here.

00:21:00.000 I don't see them.

00:21:02.000 You can kind of see how they're...

00:21:04.000 Oh, really?

00:21:05.000 Are you getting a zoom in on that? 0.98

00:21:07.000 Look at this retard out here. 1.00

00:21:08.000 Is he trying to get his YouTube band? 1.00

00:21:11.000 Alex, is that stupid to pull out his balls? 1.00

00:21:13.000 You're trying to get my goat? 1.00

00:21:14.000 I just got you to show everyone your bulge.

00:21:17.000 I show everybody my bulge every day.

00:21:19.000 They're very large.

00:21:19.000 What do you mean?

00:21:20.000 Good for you, dumbass. 1.00

00:21:21.000 How am I dumb? 1.00

00:21:22.000 Because you are. 1.00

00:21:23.000 And you think you're smart by sitting here begging a man to show him your genitals? 1.00

00:21:27.000 I think you're a piece of shit. 1.00

00:21:29.000 Why is that? 1.00

00:21:30.000 That's big with him. 1.00

00:21:31.000 Piece of shit. 1.00

00:21:32.000 Can we become friends? 1.00

00:21:33.000 No.

00:21:33.000 Why not?

00:21:34.000 Because I don't make friends with transphobes, homophobes, Nazis, and the like of you.

00:21:38.000 I apologize for whoever hurt you.

00:21:40.000 I can tell that you're a good young man.

00:21:42.000 I can tell you have a good heart.

00:21:43.000 You sound like my grandparents.

00:21:45.000 You know what my grandparents do? 1.00

00:21:46.000 They sit at home and watch Fox News all day, sucking their thumbs like goddamn idiots. 1.00

00:21:51.000 I bet your grandparents love you very much. 1.00

00:21:53.000 No, they don't.

00:21:54.000 What do they give you for Christmas?

00:21:55.000 What does your grandmother give you for Christmas over here?

00:21:57.000 She gives you $200, and you love it.

00:21:59.000 She gave me a slap on the face. 1.00

00:22:00.000 No, she gives you $200 in that envelope, and you love it.

00:22:03.000 Yeah, you know what?

00:22:04.000 And you love that $200.

00:22:05.000 He's right.

00:22:06.000 He guessed right.

00:22:06.000 That's my favorite part.

00:22:08.000 So what?

00:22:09.000 She gives you that $200. 1.00

00:22:10.000 Well, they're stealing our goddamn future, you piece of shit. 1.00

00:22:13.000 How? 1.00

00:22:13.000 How is Donald Trump stealing it? 1.00

00:22:15.000 With the tariffs?

00:22:16.000 With the tax cuts for the wealthy?

00:22:17.000 But your grandmother's going to give you $200?

00:22:19.000 I don't want $200.

00:22:20.000 That goes on and on and on. 0.99

00:22:22.000 Alex fucking guessed his entire life, and he was correct. 0.99

00:22:26.000 He just got in on Fishtank, too, and he's checking the black man's teeth. 0.99

00:22:31.000 Burt, who is a content machine, by the way.

00:22:33.000 Burt's very funny.

00:22:35.000 And then watch how he started.

00:22:36.000 The black guy or the white guy? 0.84

00:22:38.000 Who's Burt?

00:22:39.000 The black guy is Burt. 0.96

00:22:40.000 He's a gay or bisexual... 0.99

00:22:43.000 He's a content machine? 0.99

00:22:44.000 Yes.

00:22:45.000 He's hilarious and schizophrenic.

00:22:48.000 So he's checking his teeth and he startles him.

00:22:51.000 Today he gave us a crying scene.

00:22:55.000 He was crying and he dumped peanut butter on his head.

00:23:00.000 He's afraid of him.

00:23:03.000 Jump to 40 for a second here while we're talking about tariffs because that was the only thing of any kind of sort of substance that little Chinaman had. 0.99

00:23:14.000 Probably Mexican raised by his grandparents, clearly abandoned by his parents and bullied in high school, which Alex gets to. 0.86

00:23:20.000 Let's check in on the tariffs police.

00:23:22.000 A conspiracy theorist uncle says Trump's tariffs are good for the economy.

00:23:26.000 Respond with...

00:23:28.000 Tariffs cause inflation.

00:23:29.000 No, that's not true.

00:23:31.000 Here's why.

00:23:31.000 Trump imposed tariffs in 2018 and the inflation rate went down for the next two years.

00:23:37.000 Next.

00:23:37.000 They can also start trade wars, which decrease our domestic exports, which can harm US businesses.

00:23:42.000 No.

00:23:43.000 The U.S. exports were at the time that Trump imposed the tariffs, and look what happened for the next few years afterward.

00:23:49.000 Of course, you have a significant dip because of COVID affecting supply chains around the world, but we see the tariffs had a net positive effect on U.S. exports.

00:23:57.000 Your boy Biden agrees because he kept most of Trump's administration tariffs in place, and in May of 2024 added $18 billion worth of more tariffs.

00:24:06.000 Next.

00:24:06.000 You're going to be paying more at the grocery store.

00:24:08.000 For the grocery store prices, I'll give you that.

00:24:10.000 They slightly increased from 2018 to 2019. 2020, we know COVID increased the price of everything.

00:24:15.000 But look what happened under the Biden administration.

00:24:18.000 Grocery store prices increased tenfold.

00:24:21.000 And guess what?

00:24:21.000 I'll take the tariffs, which in the long term are going to make grocery store prices cheaper, since we're going to bring manufacturing back to this country, versus having another Biden or Democrat administration.

00:24:30.000 Yeah, stop.

00:24:31.000 That's a great point.

00:24:32.000 They say the cost of groceries might go up if we use tariffs.

00:24:37.000 So you care about grocery prices.

00:24:39.000 Okay, why didn't you care about them four months ago when we were all shitting our pants at what Biden's done to our supply chain?

00:24:47.000 Go ahead.

00:24:48.000 I hope you can enjoy your soy latte.

00:24:50.000 Maybe do your research next time.

00:24:53.000 I just had to throw that in.

00:24:54.000 Also in Alex Stein news, here he is with Antifa being awesome.

00:25:00.000 And again, Our adversaries are not worthy of our hatred.

00:25:06.000 These guys are all on the spectrum.

00:25:08.000 The guy we just saw, that little, whatever he was, Mexican-Asian, he's clearly like a suffering, weak, frantic person with no adrenaline control who just isn't really made for the real world. 1.00

00:25:21.000 And these dummies are some of, just like that snob at the beginning, these are some of the stupidest, not even like losers, they're autistic. 0.99

00:25:32.000 So there are special needs. 1.00

00:25:33.000 We're up against special needs people. 1.00

00:25:39.000 Are you all transgender?

00:25:41.000 Are you guys biological females? 0.99

00:25:43.000 it's hard to tell.

00:25:45.000 So they show up with a banner to stop people from hearing Alex's talk.

00:25:54.000 Boom! 0.99

00:25:56.000 And fascism on campus.

00:25:59.000 Check out their leader.

00:26:05.000 It's the one in the mask, in the hood, in the left.

00:26:08.000 He's the boss.

00:26:10.000 He claps like this.

00:26:12.000 Alex Stein's problem is he got me on campus.

00:26:30.000 That's why you hate him. 1.00

00:26:32.000 That's why he's a fascist. 0.94

00:26:34.000 The organization on our campus runs a doc's list of university professors. 0.98

00:26:39.000 Shame!

00:26:40.000 Shame!

00:26:41.000 Look at this.

00:26:42.000 Oh, hi.

00:26:42.000 It's the man of the armor.

00:26:43.000 Go fuck yourself. 1.00

00:26:44.000 See that? 1.00

00:26:45.000 Oh, I'm sorry. 1.00

00:26:46.000 Go fuck yourself. 1.00

00:26:48.000 Like, he's... 1.00

00:26:49.000 And so is she.

00:26:51.000 These are all, like, sub-nerds.

00:26:55.000 They can't look at them.

00:26:58.000 Yeah.

00:26:58.000 What's up with that?

00:26:59.000 Yeah, what's with the mask?

00:27:01.000 And she's smiling because she's like, it's him, the guy we've been talking about.

00:27:04.000 It's a fight face.

00:27:05.000 She has a fight face on. 1.00

00:27:07.000 So we just really didn't want to get doxxed.

00:27:09.000 We usually don't wear masks to protest, but it's because of y'all.

00:27:12.000 We usually don't wear masks to protest because we don't exactly, we're not the most gigantic fans of being doxxed.

00:27:19.000 We sort of like don't like to endanger ourselves and risk being murdered by fascists like you Are they scared?

00:27:31.000 You guys are welcome to come to the event.

00:27:33.000 I mean, I don't know why you guys hate me.

00:27:34.000 Why do you not like me? 1.00

00:27:36.000 You're a fucking douchebag. 1.00

00:27:38.000 Nobody likes you. 1.00

00:27:39.000 And what are you, dude?

00:27:40.000 What do you mean?

00:27:40.000 What am I? You don't think you're a douche coming here with a mask on, yelling and screaming like a little girl?

00:27:46.000 Look at his safety face. 0.98

00:27:47.000 Get these passes off of our campus!

00:27:49.000 Get these passes off of our campus!

00:27:51.000 It is right to rebel!

00:27:53.000 Get these passes off of our campus!

00:27:54.000 She can't look either.

00:27:58.000 You guys can't even shut it down, but at least y'all believe in heaven and hell, so you guys believe in God?

00:28:03.000 No!

00:28:06.000 They want him to go to hell, but they don't believe in hell. 0.67

00:28:11.000 even think it exists. 0.81

00:28:12.000 They're not music majors.

00:28:13.000 I know, so think about that.

00:28:14.000 You guys want me to go to hell, but you don't even think it exists? 0.86

00:28:16.000 Excuse me. 0.98

00:28:17.000 You just admitted it.

00:28:18.000 Of course, of course.

00:28:19.000 Um, hello everybody.

00:28:20.000 You all are welcome to see here.

00:28:22.000 She's so helpful.

00:28:24.000 What safety?

00:28:25.000 These guys dox us.

00:28:27.000 Nobody dox you guys.

00:28:29.000 They dox immigrants. 1.00

00:28:30.000 What?

00:28:31.000 They dox immigrants? 0.79

00:28:33.000 I wish.

00:28:37.000 Look at the little red beret.

00:28:43.000 Was that a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle shirt?

00:28:46.000 Wait, is that gray hair?

00:28:48.000 You're like a 55-year-old member of Antifa hanging out with little kids.

00:28:56.000 What is that thing?

00:28:59.000 Yeah, it's a professor. 1.00

00:29:02.000 With tits. 1.00

00:29:05.000 Pervert. 1.00

00:29:06.000 That's a pervert who wants to fuck 20-year-olds. 1.00

00:29:09.000 He's there to prey on those weirdos. 1.00

00:29:11.000 What is communism?

00:29:12.000 I know it's not good.

00:29:15.000 Look at this guy with his little earrings and his...

00:29:17.000 Anyway, you get the idea.

00:29:20.000 Speaking of fantastic comedy in the wild, I meant to show this yesterday when we were laughing at trannies, but the delivery here, this entire bit, is... 1.00

00:29:31.000 Very good comedy.

00:29:33.000 This guy's not trying to be funny, but it is, as the meme says, it's the same picture.

00:29:38.000 This is as good as the best comedian you've ever seen.

00:29:42.000 And he's trying to make you cry, not laugh.

00:29:45.000 A woman just told me she loves my costume.

00:29:50.000 I'm not wearing one.

00:29:51.000 She has bad taste. 1.00

00:29:54.000 It's okay, though.

00:29:56.000 She followed it up with, and this is like your everyday thing.

00:30:03.000 Look at her face at the end.

00:30:05.000 So this is like your everyday thing?

00:30:08.000 Can I meet that woman that said that to you? 0.98

00:30:10.000 She sounds fucking hilarious. 0.99

00:30:12.000 She sounds like Tina Forty, the woman who ran against AOC in the Bronx. 0.98

00:30:17.000 Hey, I like your costume.

00:30:19.000 It's not a costume.

00:30:21.000 Oh, this is like your everyday thing.

00:30:23.000 Look at his face.

00:30:24.000 I think we have to see that again.

00:30:27.000 His name's Flawless Skin?

00:30:28.000 Thank you.

00:30:31.000 It's aria.ready.

00:30:33.000 Oh.

00:30:33.000 And this is like your everyday thing.

00:30:39.000 Dude, your facial delivery is like above Louis C.K. Like you're Eddie Murphy.

00:30:46.000 You're in the Lenny Bruce.

00:30:48.000 Because it's so subtle.

00:30:49.000 It's like a watercolor.

00:30:50.000 Yes.

00:30:50.000 And it's almost like he knows that he looks like a big balloon at the Macy's Day Parade.

00:30:54.000 The Thanksgiving Day Parade.

00:30:56.000 So he's floating over New York looking down at us, cracking us up.

00:31:01.000 Okay, one more time.

00:31:02.000 It helps when every feature is dialed to 11. We're like, eyes, crank it up.

00:31:06.000 Nose, crank it the fuck up. 1.00

00:31:08.000 Mouth, all the way. 0.76

00:31:10.000 Balloon cheeks. 1.00

00:31:10.000 Fucking dudeness. 1.00

00:31:12.000 And you know he's like 6'2", too. 1.00

00:31:16.000 And this is like your everyday thing.

00:31:22.000 We tried not to laugh.

00:31:24.000 Okay.

00:31:26.000 It's okay, though.

00:31:27.000 So she followed it up with, and this is like your everyday thing.

00:31:31.000 The head tilt is underrated.

00:31:38.000 They are so clueless. 1.00

00:31:40.000 The notion that I would watch that, anyone would watch that, even lefty losers, and go, holy shit, that's fucked up. 1.00

00:31:48.000 Are you okay? 1.00

00:31:50.000 How could anyone not laugh at that?

00:31:52.000 I'm saving that.

00:31:54.000 That now has a home on the board.

00:31:56.000 You know what that would be good for?

00:31:57.000 So you don't have any of the text, whatever, the vocals, her talking, him talking, but just have that ending for when someone does something crazy.

00:32:07.000 Like, you know that black guy who goes... 0.94

00:32:09.000 Yeah. 0.74

00:32:10.000 Yeah, the non-verbal.

00:32:11.000 You can throw those anywhere.

00:32:12.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:32:15.000 I also thought this was fucking hilarious. 0.97

00:32:17.000 This is all comedy in the wild. 0.98

00:32:21.000 It's out there, free.

00:32:23.000 Just take it.

00:32:25.000 This guy is polyamorous.

00:32:28.000 He has a wife and some girlfriends.

00:32:29.000 He's talking to a black doctor who is really cool.

00:32:33.000 Oh my god, I have another clip from this guy that you gotta see.

00:32:37.000 But, um, yeah, play it.

00:32:42.000 I want those three beautiful beings out there. 1.00

00:32:48.000 That's his three bitches. 1.00

00:32:49.000 And I want Maggie. 1.00

00:32:51.000 That's his wife. 0.99

00:32:52.000 I can't apologize for that, but I also can't find a label for it.

00:32:59.000 And you feel like you need a label to explain what you want.

00:33:05.000 It's terrifying to ask for something when you can't put a name to it.

00:33:10.000 Polyamory.

00:33:10.000 But there you go.

00:33:12.000 I'm a greedy bastard. 1.00

00:33:14.000 I want them all. 1.00

00:33:17.000 Sister wives. 0.73

00:33:18.000 I love them all.

00:33:21.000 I just don't know what to tell them.

00:33:25.000 Wouldn't it be funny to put this audio on Motley Crue backstage?

00:33:30.000 Have Vince Neil going, I want them all.

00:33:33.000 Every groupie here.

00:33:35.000 Is that greedy?

00:33:36.000 Is it greedy to want what the heart wants? 1.00

00:33:39.000 So guess what the solution is when you want to fuck your wife and a bunch of other chicks? 1.00

00:33:43.000 Own it. 1.00

00:33:44.000 That's cool.

00:33:45.000 Harvey Weinstein.

00:33:46.000 Yeah. 0.51

00:33:47.000 Polyamorous. 0.99

00:33:48.000 Take them to your island. 0.82

00:33:50.000 I think you'd tell them that. 0.99

00:33:53.000 How do these people get off with kink-shaming rape? 1.00

00:34:02.000 Hi.

00:34:03.000 Hi, girlfriend and wife and other girlfriend and boyfriend.

00:34:11.000 Look at that.

00:34:11.000 He's got a wife and two girlfriends and a boyfriend.

00:34:16.000 As one does.

00:34:17.000 That's going to last, by the way.

00:34:19.000 When I was doing my research for my Christmas card, which is done, it's great.

00:34:22.000 Thank you very much, ladies, baby monsters, for coming down. 0.98

00:34:26.000 I watched a bunch of sister wives. 1.00

00:34:28.000 It's very depressing. 1.00

00:34:30.000 The poor fucking kids. 1.00

00:34:32.000 So you tell them that polyamory is normal, and they're like, okay, I got a lot of siblings, so that's cool. 1.00

00:34:38.000 I get it.

00:34:39.000 And then they go, we're all getting divorced.

00:34:42.000 Now, it's rough for a kid to deal with divorce when he has two parents.

00:34:45.000 But when all your moms aren't your moms anymore and you don't talk and what happened?

00:34:50.000 You sold me this insane version of events and then you went, nah, it's not a thing.

00:34:55.000 We're changing it.

00:34:56.000 Sorry.

00:34:59.000 So, sister-wise, he had, I think, four at one point.

00:35:02.000 All divorced.

00:35:04.000 It all moved on.

00:35:05.000 Remarried. 1.00

00:35:05.000 They hate his fucking guts. 1.00

00:35:06.000 He's a liar. 1.00

00:35:07.000 And he's married to, like, I think the last sister-wife became his only wife. 1.00

00:35:12.000 And I don't believe he talks to his kids.

00:35:15.000 So, that's...

00:35:17.000 Check out the one I sent you, though, Ryan.

00:35:20.000 Oh, text.

00:35:22.000 Yeah, Darman is now an intellectual.

00:35:25.000 I know idiocracy is a kind of hack to bitch about, but we really have surpassed it when this is the entertainment that's on television. 1.00

00:35:38.000 Turn this up if I can go full screen on this shit. 0.99

00:35:41.000 Go back to the beginning. 0.99

00:35:42.000 Instead of paraplegic, Allison's paralysis is hemispheric.

00:35:46.000 In her case, the right side of her body.

00:35:48.000 Could it be temporary?

00:35:50.000 Months, years.

00:35:51.000 It all depends on how long it takes her to heal.

00:35:53.000 Either way, it won't be easy.

00:35:55.000 Oh, my baby.

00:36:01.000 I think they'd like to speak with you. 0.85

00:36:05.000 For being racist.

00:36:06.000 What?

00:36:06.000 Why?

00:36:07.000 Mr. Mulvane, you panic bought a firearm and left it loaded and unlocked in the proximity of your daughter.

00:36:13.000 And when she got hurt, you tried to cover it up by filing a false police report based on race.

00:36:18.000 Wait, stop.

00:36:20.000 Wait. 1.00

00:36:20.000 How many fucking times have blacks filed false police reports? 1.00

00:36:25.000 I just read about one this morning. 1.00

00:36:27.000 It's in for the next cop show, which will be in a week and a half.

00:36:31.000 A black female cop says she was robbed to the tune of $5,000. 0.98

00:36:37.000 I don't think there's been a hate crime in the past 10 years that wasn't faked by black people. 1.00

00:36:44.000 The number of whites who, like, I think, you know what this is? 0.97

00:36:47.000 This show is for white women to feel better about the fact that black crime is a serious issue. 0.99

00:36:52.000 So what do they fantasize about? 0.98

00:36:54.000 They fantasize about a world where it's fake.

00:36:56.000 And it's actually guys who look like my ex-boyfriend who dumped me. 0.99

00:36:59.000 And he's blaming black people. 0.95

00:37:01.000 They're not really doing all these horrific crimes I see everywhere. 0.99

00:37:04.000 Okay.

00:37:06.000 What a weird fantasy to have, but okay.

00:37:10.000 I'm not done because then y'all had the audacity to claim that all lives matter while the police were combing the streets profiling black and brown faces faces like mine which apparently don't matter enough to you and here's what I don't get what I will never get is if it's intentional on your part or you're simply conditioned because you definitely aren't the first to falsely accuse a brother and I doubt you'll be the last I... This is the part where you thank me for saving your daughter's

00:37:40.000 life. 0.92

00:37:40.000 Thank you, black surgeon. 0.92

00:37:43.000 We...

00:37:43.000 We're not racists.

00:37:50.000 Yeah, right.

00:37:52.000 You know what the we're not racist thing is?

00:37:55.000 Because when people call us racist and we go, we're not racist, they go, that's what racists say. 1.00

00:38:00.000 So now you're just like, fucked. 0.99

00:38:03.000 Actually, maybe we should do some... 0.99

00:38:05.000 No, no, there's too much other funny stuff to talk about.

00:38:08.000 I'm just going to do a little bit of racism.

00:38:11.000 I got a racist tweet.

00:38:13.000 What's your racist tweet?

00:38:14.000 It's funny.

00:38:17.000 It is...

00:38:19.000 Okay.

00:38:24.000 Oh, wait, there's racist and there's anti-Semitic.

00:38:28.000 Okay.

00:38:29.000 Kind of slowing the show down here.

00:38:30.000 Sorry.

00:38:31.000 This is from my things yesterday.

00:38:34.000 You know what?

00:38:34.000 You're fired.

00:38:35.000 I'm gonna go do a green screen.

00:38:36.000 Start up the green screen.

00:38:37.000 Okay, and let's talk about Matt Walsh.

00:38:51.000 You read that right.

00:38:52.000 Ten things Matt Wall stole from me.

00:38:54.000 I don't know, man.

00:38:55.000 Am I crazy?

00:38:56.000 I just keep seeing these things come up again and again and again.

00:39:00.000 Maybe we're just incredibly like-minded individuals and we think the same thoughts.

00:39:05.000 That's a possibility. 0.91

00:39:06.000 Maybe he's secretly a baby monster. 0.90

00:39:08.000 Maybe he is low on ideas and he has to steal mine. 1.00

00:39:11.000 Or maybe I'm just a fucking megalomaniac who thinks the world revolves around me. 0.99

00:39:17.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:39:18.000 We'll find out together when we go through this list. 0.94

00:39:20.000 I should make it clear that I fucking love Matt Walsh. 0.96

00:39:23.000 Am I Racist is probably one of my... 0.97

00:39:25.000 I think it's my favorite documentary, and I haven't even seen it yet.

00:39:28.000 Every time I see a clip on him online, I'm very happy with it.

00:39:31.000 I love the stuff he does.

00:39:32.000 He single-handedly took down about 10 careers with that movie, Am I Racist?

00:39:39.000 So he's doing the Lord's work.

00:39:40.000 Great guy.

00:39:41.000 Great guy!

00:39:43.000 But let's just go through a couple things here.

00:39:46.000 Ten, to be precise.

00:39:47.000 Number one, Matt Walsh, he's right behind me there, loves Karens.

00:39:55.000 That's my bag.

00:39:56.000 And I don't think I've seen other people praise Karens.

00:40:02.000 Like, we have a t-shirt.

00:40:04.000 We've had forever that says, I love Karens.

00:40:07.000 I thought I was pretty outside the box when I first brought it up.

00:40:10.000 And then Matt Walsh comes along this month.

00:40:15.000 Actually, we don't appreciate Karens enough. 0.75

00:40:17.000 Some people think they can just do whatever the hell they want and break any rule they want.

00:40:23.000 Dog owners in particular...

00:40:25.000 See, I feel like I've brought up dog owners.

00:40:28.000 There's our t-shirt.

00:40:30.000 I definitely have brought up the whole, do you belong here?

00:40:33.000 Do you live here?

00:40:34.000 Do you go to this?

00:40:34.000 Why do you get to swim in our pool?

00:40:37.000 And I've said, you know, white men, they don't want to get their career ruined.

00:40:42.000 But I guess women have less to lose. 1.00

00:40:48.000 Dog owners in particular seem to think they are imbued with the mystical right to bring their dogs anywhere and everywhere all of the time.

00:40:55.000 Yeah, the airport's particularly annoying.

00:40:57.000 They aren't.

00:40:58.000 Even if you call your dog a service animal, that still doesn't entitle you to bring your dog to any and all locations on God's green earth. 1.00

00:41:07.000 Karens are the only ones with the guts to call these assholes out to their faces. 1.00

00:41:13.000 I think it's great. 0.99

00:41:13.000 Thank God for Karens. 0.99

00:41:15.000 A.K.A. middle-aged white woman who don't have time for your bullshit. 1.00

00:41:20.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:21.000 I mean, obviously they step on some toes.

00:41:23.000 You could argue that the people who have tormented my family and my neighborhood with the signs and canceling my son's playdates, they're kind of Karens. 0.97

00:41:32.000 So they can overreach.

00:41:34.000 But at least they're out there trying to instill some sort of values in society.

00:41:38.000 Turn it up.

00:41:39.000 I haven't seen this video before.

00:41:40.000 This belongs to the city of Fort Collins.

00:41:43.000 So the way the federal law works?

00:41:45.000 You're saying that the Americans with Disabilities Act doesn't apply to...

00:41:48.000 Federal law trumps state law.

00:41:52.000 When you have a protected wildlife area, dogs are not allowed.

00:41:58.000 That is a hard and fast rule.

00:42:00.000 Did you see the disturbance of the animals around you as you walked?

00:42:05.000 So service dogs are legally permitted anywhere in the country that visitors can know.

00:42:10.000 So even if dogs are excluded, this is a service animal.

00:42:14.000 So you can call the authorities. 0.97

00:42:15.000 No, shut up with your service animal. 1.00

00:42:17.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:42:18.000 The fucking planes. 1.00

00:42:20.000 I go, you can't get a fucking dog sitter. 1.00

00:42:22.000 Why do you got to bring your fucking dog everywhere? 1.00

00:42:25.000 It makes you look so weak. 1.00

00:42:27.000 Anyway, so that's...

00:42:29.000 Come on.

00:42:29.000 That one is brutal.

00:42:30.000 That one's...

00:42:31.000 We're starting out with a bang.

00:42:32.000 I'm going to say...

00:42:33.000 I'm going to score that one one for me.

00:42:35.000 Number two.

00:42:36.000 If you recall, I went to Penn State...

00:42:40.000 And I roasted Kamala Harris.

00:42:43.000 That was a big thing.

00:42:45.000 Remember they would go, it's not a roast.

00:42:48.000 You're just getting out there to insult her.

00:42:50.000 And it was, I don't think I'm doing them ever again.

00:42:52.000 It's just the students are all screaming and yelling and you can't get a word in edgewise.

00:42:56.000 So it's just very unpleasant.

00:43:00.000 That was it.

00:43:01.000 So that was the Kamala Harris, Kamala, we spelt it wrong, right?

00:43:04.000 Roast.

00:43:05.000 And I remember the protesters going, it's not a roast.

00:43:07.000 You have to be there for a roast.

00:43:09.000 And Kamala's clearly not going to be there. 0.51

00:43:11.000 Okay, so the word roast was brought up quite a bit.

00:43:14.000 And then, about a week later, Matt Walsh is here to roast.

00:43:21.000 Kamala.

00:43:21.000 Whatever mystique there was that they built around her, it just evaporates immediately.

00:43:26.000 She doesn't have a lot of skill, but she definitely is extremely strong at one thing.

00:43:31.000 Now, Ryan helped me compile this, so I can't vouch for everything.

00:43:34.000 Where's the roast here, Ryan?

00:43:36.000 ...of trying to fill up the word count on a term.

00:43:37.000 I believe it even says roast.

00:43:39.000 Roasting Kamala Harris with Matt Walsh.

00:43:42.000 And that came out the day after, if I'm not mistaken.

00:43:46.000 September 19th.

00:43:48.000 That's the day after we did the talk.

00:43:49.000 We've obviously announced the talk for weeks before.

00:43:51.000 So that's weird.

00:43:53.000 Number three!

00:43:56.000 Who likes to call it DEI? Everyone else.

00:44:00.000 What one person calls it D-I-E? Gavin McInnes.

00:44:03.000 In fact, I don't think I included this in the notes, but we also have a t-shirt, just like the Karens, of DEI being D-I-E. I can't remember if I invented this or not.

00:44:16.000 I feel like I did, because I remember being shocked when I saw Elon Musk or someone else use it, or maybe it was Gad said.

00:44:24.000 So I felt like that one was mine.

00:44:27.000 Hard to prove.

00:44:28.000 But can you pull up the t-shirts?

00:44:29.000 Go to shop.

00:44:30.000 T-shirts.

00:44:33.000 It's one of our more popular ones.

00:44:35.000 There we go.

00:44:36.000 D-I-E. Made to look like a kid's book. 0.77

00:44:41.000 So what's Matt Walsh doing with D-I-E? I don't think I've seen this clip.

00:44:48.000 And this is...

00:44:52.000 I made the shirts before October 2023. I came out with D.I.E. a long time ago.

00:44:56.000 Comedy to D.E.I. for...

00:44:59.000 Is that a screenshot?

00:45:01.000 I'd like to start with a land acknowledgement.

00:45:03.000 And do you think you could lead us in that?

00:45:05.000 I don't make a joke out of land acknowledgments.

00:45:06.000 They're very serious things.

00:45:07.000 So I'd have to do hours of research to find out which Indian burial site this theater is built on.

00:45:15.000 And whoever it is, I apologize.

00:45:17.000 How are you actively de-centering your witness?

00:45:20.000 That's a cute idea for an interview.

00:45:21.000 But the only relevant part is the very beginning there where you see where he's crossed out Di and replaced it with DEI. Alright, so that one's right on the border.

00:45:32.000 Number four.

00:45:34.000 If you recall, I was talking to Ant, Anthony Cumia, and we were listening to Kamala's black voice.

00:45:42.000 And I go, wait a minute.

00:45:44.000 I forget the exact clip.

00:45:45.000 We should probably have that ready.

00:45:47.000 But when she was doing it, she was like, I don't walk you a million miles before.

00:45:53.000 And we're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 0.77

00:45:55.000 That's not an old black lady from the South. 1.00

00:45:58.000 That's an old white lady from the South who runs the plantation. 1.00

00:46:01.000 And then we played some more of it.

00:46:03.000 Really should have that clip.

00:46:06.000 Or maybe Matt Walsh will have it. 0.98

00:46:09.000 And we laughed our tits off at how much she sounded like an old rich slave owner when she was trying to sound black. 1.00

00:46:16.000 And then Matt Walsh steals my bit Guys Enjoy my jokes. 0.98

00:46:41.000 We don't have me saying that, do we?

00:46:44.000 Well, I don't think we do, but you'll have to trust me on a lot of these.

00:46:47.000 It's from episode 158 of Compound Censored, or tax 1790. It's, can we be mad, please?

00:46:56.000 Okay, that doesn't really help show the truth.

00:47:00.000 It's one thing to have the episode.

00:47:01.000 You don't have the time code?

00:47:03.000 I don't.

00:47:04.000 Let me see.

00:47:05.000 I feel like I could drop the need. 0.99

00:47:07.000 Because, yeah, why have the fucking... 0.96

00:47:10.000 You all helped us win in 2020, and we're going to do it again in 2024. 2024! 0.99

00:47:18.000 I do declare.

00:47:21.000 Yeah, she kind of got off.

00:47:23.000 She kind of left the black plantation and went to the plantation owner there for a second.

00:47:28.000 Yeah, she went to the house. 1.00

00:47:30.000 Yeah.

00:47:32.000 She went from the field to the house. 0.97

00:47:35.000 She's the house nigga now. 1.00

00:47:37.000 My oh my, I do believe I'm getting a case of the vapors. 0.98

00:47:43.000 There we go.

00:47:44.000 That was fun.

00:47:45.000 Funnier than Walsh was.

00:47:50.000 So that was four.

00:47:51.000 Number five.

00:47:53.000 What's Gav's number one obsession?

00:47:55.000 The competence crisis.

00:47:56.000 Now, if you look it up, you'll see I didn't invent it.

00:48:00.000 But there's only one article out there called Complex Systems Will Not Survive the Competence Crisis.

00:48:08.000 It woke me up and ever since then I feel like the fucking meme with the glasses where I look at something and I realize, oh my god, that's another example of the competence crisis. 0.98

00:48:17.000 I gotta show you this fucking... 0.97

00:48:18.000 I was reading an article on my phone in the New York Post and the amount of ads and repetition, the photo captions repeat the content and then there's the same paragraph twice. 0.99

00:48:32.000 It's an absolute fucking unreadable mess. 0.96

00:48:37.000 And that's one of the most stalwart and oldest newspapers in the fucking world. 0.99

00:48:45.000 I think it goes back to like 1776 or some shit. 0.98

00:48:49.000 But anyway, so that was disappointing. 0.93

00:48:51.000 So we all know...

00:48:53.000 So I apparently started saying this in June 28th, 2023. And a year later, we got Matt talking about the...

00:49:01.000 Wait, you got to change it to five, bro.

00:49:04.000 We got Matt talking about the competence crisis.

00:49:09.000 That she didn't do this.

00:49:12.000 That this is her team.

00:49:14.000 Her team came up with this. 0.90

00:49:15.000 Which just shows you how incompetent...

00:49:18.000 Like the crisis of incompetence is...

00:49:22.000 Nationwide at this point, and especially in politics, right?

00:49:27.000 And yeah, Nikki Haley's presidential campaign is fake, it's not going anywhere, but still, like...

00:49:31.000 Okay, that's enough.

00:49:32.000 Crisis of incompetence, too.

00:49:33.000 Now you go, Gavin, you talk about Trump, he talks about Trump.

00:49:37.000 All cats are mammals, all dogs are mammals.

00:49:38.000 Yes, yes, I understand.

00:49:40.000 But a pattern is a pattern.

00:49:42.000 And we're at five now, so...

00:49:46.000 I don't own competence crisis.

00:49:48.000 I'm not saying that.

00:49:50.000 Number six, taking your dog to dinner.

00:49:54.000 This is my dad, his pet peeve.

00:49:57.000 Every time he visits me in New York, we're almost getting into a fistfight because he'll go up to people and go, see that?

00:50:03.000 You know that's illegal to have your dog there.

00:50:06.000 And I'm sure I've told you the hilarious story where my dad is livid, that this woman has her little puppy, her little chihuahua with a bow in its hair, at the table in a baby seat. 0.99

00:50:16.000 So he runs over to the manager and goes, this is fucking unacceptable. 1.00

00:50:19.000 You got a fucking dog in a baby seat? 1.00

00:50:22.000 And the manager goes, my God, no, I wouldn't allow that. 1.00

00:50:25.000 Where is this, sir?

00:50:27.000 And then my dad walks over, and he goes like this, and he stands over a little kid, not a dog, with a bow in its hair.

00:50:34.000 I don't know, he hallucinated or something?

00:50:36.000 And the manager looks at him, and then my dad looks down and realizes it's a human.

00:50:42.000 Maybe he saw the kid from behind and saw the bow and just assumed it was a dog.

00:50:46.000 And the second my dad saw it was a human, he just...

00:50:50.000 Walks out of the restaurant.

00:50:53.000 So we've told that story. 0.99

00:50:54.000 That story goes back fucking years. 0.99

00:50:56.000 I can call my brother. 0.99

00:50:58.000 And now Matt is mad about people who take their dogs to restaurants.

00:51:01.000 Your dog into a restaurant.

00:51:04.000 I hate dogs in bars, too.

00:51:08.000 Insane behavior. 0.95

00:51:09.000 It is disgusting. 0.90

00:51:10.000 It's uncivilized. 1.00

00:51:11.000 What the hell are you doing? 0.97

00:51:12.000 What are you thinking? 0.98

00:51:13.000 I took my kids out just this past Monday, actually, and I saw this.

00:51:18.000 Somebody walked past our table with a dog on a leash.

00:51:21.000 Not just...

00:51:22.000 I don't know, but plaid shirts, two plaid shirts, it's funny to see that during a...

00:51:28.000 Yeah, the tattoo, plaid shirt, the glasses, I mean, I didn't even include that.

00:51:34.000 The wedding ring, I mean, that's copying.

00:51:36.000 Wedding ring, I'm not gonna clean.

00:51:38.000 You swoop your hair the same direction.

00:51:41.000 Not a service dog.

00:51:42.000 Okay, this was not a blind person or someone like that.

00:51:44.000 It was just a dog.

00:51:45.000 It was a dog dog.

00:51:48.000 What the dog doing in the restaurant where we are eating.

00:51:52.000 I mean, it's out of control.

00:51:53.000 It's beyond reasons, beyond any notion of common sense.

00:51:56.000 I have a dog too.

00:51:57.000 It might surprise you to learn.

00:51:58.000 I actually like my dog most of the time.

00:52:01.000 She's a good dog, but you know what I'm not going to do?

00:52:03.000 I'm not going to inflict my dog on anyone else.

00:52:05.000 I'm always very aware of the fact that this dog is our dog.

00:52:08.000 It's our family's dog.

00:52:09.000 You know what else, by the way, people do with dogs?

00:52:11.000 They bring them to your house. 0.99

00:52:14.000 And he takes a shit and pisses in the house. 0.99

00:52:17.000 And they go, oh, he never does that. 1.00

00:52:18.000 Yeah, he never does that at home because he's already made that his territory.

00:52:22.000 This is a new place. 1.00

00:52:24.000 So he has to mark his territory by pissing on my fucking carpet. 1.00

00:52:28.000 Don't bring your dog to people's houses. 1.00

00:52:30.000 Don't bring it to bars.

00:52:32.000 And don't bring it to restaurants.

00:52:34.000 And if you bring your kid to your restaurant, make sure it doesn't look anything like a dog because Scottish people will think it is a dog and they'll complain.

00:52:42.000 Anyway, so that's, I mean, that's, it's hard to own that thing.

00:52:46.000 And what does Owen Benjamin always say?

00:52:48.000 He goes, once you just liberate yourself and stop worrying about who stole what joke and you're just glad the joke is out there or the message is out there, it's very freeing.

00:52:55.000 So I agree.

00:52:56.000 I'm just glad these messages are out there.

00:52:58.000 I'm banned.

00:52:59.000 I'm censored.

00:52:59.000 I probably couldn't even get an appearance on Daily Wire.

00:53:03.000 I probably couldn't be on Matt's show.

00:53:05.000 I bet they go, no, no, no.

00:53:06.000 Too risky.

00:53:07.000 We'll lose our YouTube.

00:53:08.000 We already have you on our network anyway.

00:53:10.000 What?

00:53:11.000 We already have you on our network anyway via Walsh.

00:53:14.000 Yeah.

00:53:15.000 We don't need an extra one.

00:53:16.000 We can't have you on the show, but we can have all your ideas.

00:53:20.000 Okay, this one is the weakest one so far. 0.98

00:53:24.000 I always say, all dogs, like when they go, oh yeah, you're like Hitler because you're a failed painter or whatever. 0.84

00:53:30.000 And you go, yeah, stop with the guilt by association. 0.99

00:53:32.000 It's very shitty logic. 0.89

00:53:34.000 All cats are mammals. 0.97

00:53:36.000 All dogs are mammals.

00:53:37.000 All cats are not dogs.

00:53:39.000 And every journalist, modern journalist, is incapable of understanding that.

00:53:43.000 I have not met one who can wrap his head around it.

00:53:45.000 So they'll say, well, there was a guy with a Confederate flag at January 6th.

00:53:50.000 Therefore, it was a racist event. 0.92

00:53:53.000 Hitler used toilet paper. 0.96

00:53:55.000 I use toilet paper.

00:53:56.000 I'm not Hitler.

00:53:58.000 Now, ready for a week?

00:54:01.000 Ryan's wife thinks she heard Matt say that.

00:54:05.000 That's all we got.

00:54:06.000 She said she heard it verbatim, and it was...

00:54:09.000 I forget the time period, but then somebody also sent me this because I put out an APB on the internet.

00:54:15.000 This is not it.

00:54:18.000 Maybe that's what she saw.

00:54:20.000 No, she's not on Twitter.

00:54:23.000 I remember her telling me, too.

00:54:25.000 She heard him say it.

00:54:27.000 And this was like, maybe while we're doing appointments for Daphne's birth.

00:54:30.000 So this was a while ago.

00:54:31.000 But you definitely beat that.

00:54:35.000 You've said it before that.

00:54:36.000 Some of the complaints won't be as strong as the other complaints.

00:54:40.000 This one, not exactly stultifying evidence.

00:54:43.000 I concede that.

00:54:45.000 But that's just number seven.

00:54:46.000 Let's go to number eight.

00:54:48.000 Oh, this one's even worse.

00:54:49.000 Deep thoughts versus deep tweets.

00:54:52.000 Now, we all know my deep thoughts, right?

00:54:54.000 That's a show I invented September 17th of this year.

00:55:02.000 Right?

00:55:03.000 We only have a couple episodes up.

00:55:05.000 It's a good way to bank stuff for when I go away.

00:55:10.000 Okay.

00:55:12.000 Matt Walsh has deep tweets.

00:55:15.000 Now, I think the strongest case Matt has here in this particular example, only example out of all ten, is that he was doing deep tweets two years ago.

00:55:26.000 But besides that...

00:55:27.000 Besides that, I got a pretty good case that he's a time-traveling thief.

00:55:34.000 And also, he doesn't want these to be...

00:55:36.000 I mean...

00:55:37.000 They're both green.

00:55:39.000 Look at the green amount.

00:55:41.000 When you're talking about someone doing an idea first, it doesn't help your case to be second.

00:55:47.000 So I'm going to let that float away, number eight.

00:55:51.000 Number nine...

00:55:53.000 Okay, we're getting flimsy here.

00:55:55.000 Lists have to be ten.

00:55:56.000 So, number nine, Disney adults.

00:55:58.000 Now, you've heard me. 0.97

00:55:59.000 Part of the reason the Proud Boys exist is because Rat, my old producer at Compound, went to fucking Disneyland with chicks at the age of like 25. No one got wasted and no one fucked. 0.99

00:56:14.000 And I go, what the fuck are you doing? 1.00

00:56:16.000 Then I would mock Ryan for going there, taking his baby there. 1.00

00:56:20.000 It's been a pretty strong, proud of your boy much?

00:56:24.000 So Disney has been a pretty strong theme for my past 10 years.

00:56:32.000 And Matt also is annoyed by Disney adults. 0.99

00:56:34.000 Adults who enjoy Disney World are mentally ill. 0.99

00:56:37.000 There's obviously some sort of mental illness going on here. 0.96

00:56:39.000 I think more research needs to be done.

00:56:41.000 There are adults who do this without kids.

00:56:47.000 For themselves.

00:56:48.000 Come on.

00:56:49.000 That's a strong one.

00:56:50.000 I mean, imagine that for a second.

00:56:51.000 You're an adult.

00:56:52.000 You have some time off of work.

00:56:54.000 You don't have any kids.

00:56:55.000 You obviously have the fact that you go to Disney World means you have a lot of expendable income.

00:56:59.000 You could go anywhere in the world, right?

00:57:02.000 And you decide to go to Disney World.

00:57:05.000 Like, I've said that so many times, it's hard to find an example.

00:57:10.000 I probably should have.

00:57:11.000 We should have had a clip, because I believe I've said all of those points verbatim.

00:57:16.000 That one was the most egregious out of the ten, I'd say.

00:57:19.000 With the Karens, of course, being close second. 1.00

00:57:22.000 Alright, last one.

00:57:25.000 He calls this guy Sweet Baby Gang.

00:57:28.000 Now, just to extrapolate on baby monsters, why do we do that?

00:57:33.000 I've always thought it was annoying and funny that pop stars have names for their fans.

00:57:38.000 Like Katy Perry's fans are called Katie Cats.

00:57:41.000 And Lady Gaga's fans are called Little Monsters. 0.99

00:57:45.000 And I remember some chick going, I like Lady Gaga, but I'm not a fucking little monster. 1.00

00:57:48.000 What the fuck is that? 1.00

00:57:49.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:57:50.000 And I thought that was funny. 1.00

00:57:52.000 Then when I found out that Maddie's nickname in prison was Baby Monster because he's a little guy, but he would lose his fucking shit and trash the prison. 1.00

00:58:00.000 And I thought, let's mock Lady Gaga and all that shit. 1.00

00:58:04.000 What are the Taylor Swift called Swifties? 0.98

00:58:06.000 Let's mock that phenomenon and also give an homage to our buddy Baby Monster, which he has tattooed on his hand.

00:58:13.000 It's like his name.

00:58:15.000 And then Matt Walsh calls his guys Sweet Baby Gang?

00:58:21.000 So the actress Monique recently got herself into hot water because of comments she made about the way, according to her, some black women dress and present themselves in public. 1.00

00:58:32.000 What's this got to do with Sweet Baby Gang?

00:58:34.000 This is the origin of Sweet Baby Gang.

00:58:37.000 Okay.

00:58:40.000 Then they later made it like a thing.

00:58:44.000 Matt calling all of us sweet babies gave me PTSD. But another comment says, okay, so Matt's fan base is officially known as the Sweet Baby Gang.

00:58:53.000 So two years ago.

00:58:54.000 Two years ago.

00:58:57.000 I guess I can't really tell.

00:58:59.000 He definitely came out with Baby Monster more than two years ago.

00:59:01.000 I'm seeing things here.

00:59:03.000 I'm looking through our emails.

00:59:05.000 I don't have an exact...

00:59:08.000 Well, how long have I known Matty for?

00:59:10.000 This was in the old studio, too.

00:59:12.000 We were baby monsters at the old studio, right?

00:59:14.000 That's correct.

00:59:15.000 Yeah.

00:59:16.000 Yeah, I've known Matty for at least five years. 1.00

00:59:19.000 So, the moral of the story, folks, is don't be a bitch like this and get up and talk about how everyone is stealing your shit and you came up with all this and you're getting ripped off. 1.00

00:59:31.000 Enjoy that the message is getting out there. 1.00

00:59:33.000 But...

00:59:34.000 They say trust but verify. 0.97

00:59:36.000 Also, don't be a bitch and say that's mine, but it's worth acknowledging when the number gets up to 10. I think you're allowed to notice the pattern. 0.98

00:59:43.000 What year is that?

00:59:45.000 2021. And this video here was 2020. That's four, three years ago?

00:59:52.000 Yeah.

00:59:53.000 All right, there you have it.

00:59:54.000 We gotta document it, but I'm not mad.

00:59:57.000 So some of those were weak.

01:00:13.000 But some of those were pretty serious.

01:00:19.000 Yeah, we were going to talk about racism there for a second. 0.99

01:00:22.000 Let's fucking do it. 1.00

01:00:24.000 Racism. 1.00

01:00:26.000 Racism.

01:00:28.000 I'm a black female. 0.98

01:00:30.000 What else could I do to piss you off? 0.98

01:00:33.000 What else could I have done to piss you off? 0.99

01:00:36.000 A black woman? 1.00

01:00:37.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:00:38.000 This is really inconvenient.

01:00:40.000 That was crazy! 1.00

01:00:43.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:00:46.000 Dude, I fucked up. 1.00

01:00:52.000 What? 0.99

01:00:52.000 I forgot this is a free app. 0.99

01:00:55.000 Oh, poop. 0.98

01:00:57.000 Let's just jump into Purple Works Nutrition. 0.99

01:01:01.000 Jump Medic 2, we'll mention them.

01:01:04.000 They sponsored our fighter, Harley Heavy Hands Burke, the fight.

01:01:09.000 Pull up those shorts if you can.

01:01:12.000 Jump Medic.

01:01:13.000 I'd rather pull down those shorts. 1.00

01:01:15.000 You see the penis and the balls in the butt. 1.00

01:01:19.000 Did I print out the ad stuff? 1.00

01:01:26.000 Yeah, for Jump Medic, we'll get to them in a sec.

01:01:30.000 Triple H. Show is short.

01:01:33.000 There we go.

01:01:33.000 So Compound Censored, Purple Works on One Leg, Jump Medic, Red on Green is not that easy to see, but they also sponsored it.

01:01:41.000 So all three of those sponsors.

01:01:42.000 One.

01:01:43.000 Fellow Zionist, that's good. 0.96

01:01:45.000 That's not really what's happening there.

01:01:49.000 HHH is stolen by...

01:01:50.000 It's already a wrestler, so we've got to work on that.

01:01:53.000 I think just HH. Triple H has been done.

01:01:56.000 But yeah, that's the shorts that won.

01:01:58.000 Jump Medic, if you just want to jump to jumpmedic.com, you use the promo code RyanSucks, all one word, and you get 10% off your order.

01:02:09.000 I have a Jump Medic kit in my bar, Gav's Tav, and I have it in my wife's car for trips because that's the big, big giant family vehicle and I want there to be... 0.97

01:02:23.000 The amount of shit that is in these things is insane.

01:02:26.000 Like, when you start taking them apart, it would fill up this entire area where my desk is, packed into a little thing like that, like a blanket. 0.99

01:02:34.000 You know those silver blankets you use when you're cold?

01:02:37.000 That's in there.

01:02:39.000 Scissors, sutures, gauze.

01:02:41.000 It goes on and on and on.

01:02:42.000 You can make your own kits there.

01:02:45.000 And then we also have Purple Works Nutrition. 0.98

01:02:47.000 I didn't go to the gym today because my neck's fucked up. 0.67

01:02:50.000 It's actually feeling a bit better now. 0.96

01:02:52.000 But just sitting at my desk yesterday, I pulled a muscle in my neck and I couldn't turn to the right.

01:02:57.000 So I didn't rape myself with Purple Works Nutrition because once you do a scoop of this, you have to get to the gym.

01:03:04.000 Promo code GAVIN, 15% off. 0.99

01:03:06.000 What's the new shit? 0.99

01:03:08.000 Invictus? 1.00

01:03:08.000 Yes. 1.00

01:03:09.000 That's the new shit that I've been using. 0.99

01:03:11.000 And once again, when I talk about products, I've used them. 0.99

01:03:15.000 So when I promote a pre-workout, it's the pre-workout that I use. 0.99

01:03:20.000 Purpleworks Invictus, that's the shit. 0.96

01:03:23.000 And I've previously used to do this stuff. 0.98

01:03:25.000 I like this a lot better.

01:03:26.000 I don't know why.

01:03:27.000 I guess it tastes better.

01:03:29.000 I wonder if he's going to send us those delicious Pantone cakes again.

01:03:33.000 Do you remember that?

01:03:35.000 Yeah.

01:03:35.000 Oh, that was for Christmas.

01:03:37.000 Did you love it?

01:03:38.000 What?

01:03:39.000 It was the most tasty thing I've ever thought.

01:03:41.000 I'm a savory nigga. 0.89

01:03:42.000 I'm not a sweet nigga. 0.81

01:03:43.000 But it was both savory and sweet.

01:03:45.000 Yuck.

01:03:46.000 That's why I'm kind of confused.

01:03:47.000 Why you didn't like it.

01:03:50.000 No, it was delicious.

01:03:52.000 Every day, I would think about going home to eat it.

01:03:58.000 So, that's a little hint there, purple boy.

01:04:04.000 Give me some free cake, baby.

01:04:07.000 I really only have one story for racism.

01:04:10.000 I mean, we have immigration, right?

01:04:12.000 You know what?

01:04:13.000 Let me find that meme then.

01:04:16.000 Well, yeah, Jews are a race. 1.00

01:04:20.000 Let's just do this one.

01:04:21.000 Four or five, though.

01:04:23.000 Why has the white man vanished from commercials?

01:04:26.000 Why is that? 1.00

01:04:28.000 Now, I know you fucking boring Nazis out there go, it's the Jews. 1.00

01:04:33.000 The Jews don't want white people to be happy because they're scared of World War III. Okay. 1.00

01:04:38.000 Accept that, file that somewhere, and now move on.

01:04:43.000 If it rains on your birthday, it's not the Jews. 1.00

01:04:46.000 So, sure, we'll acknowledge there might be a disproportionate number of Jews in media who would like to promote these dumb things, but there's a supply and demand. 1.00

01:04:56.000 You can't really control the market, right? 0.99

01:04:59.000 And the reason that these thrive is because white women like them. 1.00

01:05:07.000 White women do probably 80% of all the buying in America. 0.98

01:05:11.000 They buy the family car.

01:05:12.000 They choose the family trips.

01:05:13.000 They shop for all the kids.

01:05:15.000 They usually buy their dad to buy her husband the jeans from Costco. 0.80

01:05:19.000 So this, all ads you see are for middle class white women. 0.65

01:05:24.000 New moms is probably ideally for this kind of stuff, right? 1.00

01:05:28.000 Young girls are good too, but new moms will buy a fucking car. 1.00

01:05:33.000 So they like this, and they enjoy this. 0.99

01:05:36.000 Now, they don't behave like that.

01:05:38.000 Maybe 1.5% of people, that includes women obviously, marry outside of their race.

01:05:45.000 So although mixed couples are everywhere on the news, TV, it's not really a thing in real life.

01:05:51.000 And it's becoming less and less common.

01:05:53.000 Asians used to be famous for marrying anyone, but they're getting back to their own. 1.00

01:05:58.000 And the Asian-on-Asian marriage is up drastically.

01:06:04.000 So, this is your fantasy, but you don't want to do it.

01:06:07.000 You like to see a world with a white guy and a white woman and a black guy. 0.84

01:06:12.000 And by the way, it's never a white guy with a black woman.

01:06:15.000 Those have been popping up a little bit more.

01:06:17.000 So, why do they like this?

01:06:21.000 And I think it's because of what I said before we started this segment, which is they feel bad about black crime, about racism.

01:06:28.000 They feel bad that there's not a lot of black surgeons.

01:06:30.000 So, we stick it in a show.

01:06:32.000 And then they go, there he is.

01:06:34.000 And he saved a racist girl, the daughter of a racist guy.

01:06:38.000 That's what goes on in the world.

01:06:39.000 I know deep down that's not what's going on, but this is my fantasy time. 0.75

01:06:43.000 And my fantasy is a world without racism, where other white women, not me, marry black guys. 0.97

01:06:50.000 And they get along great. 1.00

01:06:53.000 The white men are always stupid. 1.00

01:06:55.000 That one's a little less easy to figure out. 1.00

01:06:57.000 I think that's like, they're frustrated, you know, with their husband, and so they like taking him down a peg?

01:07:04.000 I don't know.

01:07:06.000 I venerate my wife, so I don't... 1.00

01:07:08.000 If you showed me a picture of my wife being a dumb bitch and bumping into stuff, I'd be like, hey, careful. 1.00

01:07:13.000 She just hit her head. 1.00

01:07:14.000 So I don't quite understand the whole making us into complete fucking idiots in commercials, but... 1.00

01:07:21.000 I think that, and this is why white women too, they put black women on a pedestal and say things like, black women are done trying to save this country. 1.00

01:07:30.000 Stop asking them for help to fight racism. 0.91

01:07:33.000 This is our problem.

01:07:34.000 They glorify them for the same reason, where they go, they're doing badly because of some sort of isms.

01:07:42.000 So I'm going to put them on a pedestal to erase that ism because you have to see it to be it. 1.00

01:07:47.000 And then they'll be fine.

01:07:50.000 Women shouldn't lead, basically. 1.00

01:07:52.000 What do you think of this?

01:07:55.000 They don't even know how many...

01:07:57.000 What's that smell? 1.00

01:07:58.000 Something smells like shit. 1.00

01:08:00.000 It's mean. 1.00

01:08:01.000 But also, here's why it's true. 1.00

01:08:05.000 These are flies buzzing on an Indian feller's butt. 0.99

01:08:10.000 Probably because of poop. 1.00

01:08:14.000 This is kind of drifting into feminism now. 1.00

01:08:17.000 Hmm.

01:08:20.000 Two-one.

01:08:22.000 This is more commercials.

01:08:25.000 And I'm just like...

01:08:27.000 You wrecked it.

01:08:28.000 I don't like your car.

01:08:29.000 Women are responsible for the death of cars, by the way. 1.00

01:08:32.000 Because they were told that if they're more aerodynamic, then they'll use less gas.

01:08:37.000 And it's probably true to the tune of $4 a year. 1.00

01:08:40.000 Thanks for making them all into fucking bubbles. 0.99

01:08:43.000 But Scout, beautiful truck. 0.99

01:08:46.000 What a fantastic car.

01:08:49.000 Look at that masterpiece.

01:09:04.000 White guy being venerated by the way, I didn't notice that.

01:09:07.000 Of course it's at the behest of a strong, empowered female. 1.00

01:09:13.000 With shit on her face. 1.00

01:09:17.000 She gets it? 1.00

01:09:22.000 Yeah, I am.

01:09:25.000 What'd you do to my favorite car?

01:09:27.000 You work at an auto dealership?

01:09:28.000 What?

01:09:30.000 You turn it into a lipstick tube?

01:09:34.000 Thanks for wrecking the scout.

01:09:39.000 It's got no more hard edges.

01:09:42.000 Hey, Dad, I softened your car and made it chick-like. 1.00

01:09:44.000 Thanks, bitch. 1.00

01:09:45.000 I really regret giving you that fucking thing. 1.00

01:09:49.000 All right, Ryan, here on Thanksgiving week, we've got to move out of here. 0.99

01:09:54.000 We didn't get to my things.

01:09:56.000 We're not doing your things.

01:09:58.000 I spend hundreds of hours accumulating important news items.

01:10:02.000 You don't just scroll through Twitter and then bookmark them?

01:10:06.000 You've got to go into categories.

01:10:08.000 I've got categories.

01:10:09.000 I've got one sprinkle.

01:10:13.000 I've got one kind of cool thing.

01:10:17.000 I've got updates on Tommy Robinson.

01:10:19.000 I've got an update on the theory about Jay Leno's bruised face.

01:10:23.000 Alright, let's do the Ryan show.

01:10:26.000 They're quick.

01:10:26.000 So Elon Musk has acknowledged Tommy Robinson, I think for the first time.

01:10:32.000 So that's, he's on his radar.

01:10:34.000 He's in prison for 18 months for showing a movie called Silenced, which we have on the site.

01:10:38.000 Right.

01:10:40.000 Pittsburgh Reddit solved the Jay Leno mystery.

01:10:42.000 Everybody was thinking that he has gambling debt and he was beat up because it looked pretty bad.

01:10:46.000 Yeah, it was blue.

01:10:47.000 Half his face is blue.

01:10:48.000 And his fingernail was missing, which is odd.

01:10:50.000 But he was staying at this Hampton Inn.

01:10:52.000 It's the only one in that area.

01:10:55.000 Otherwise, you'd have to go quite a while's away.

01:10:59.000 Quite a while's away?

01:11:00.000 Yeah.

01:11:00.000 He went to go eat at this place.

01:11:02.000 They specialize in buffalo chicken wings prior to the show.

01:11:06.000 You have to walk 750 feet on the road, not a mile as Jay mentioned.

01:11:10.000 And you can shave off 350 feet if you walk down the grassy hillside.

01:11:13.000 So he did fall down the hill, like he said.

01:11:16.000 Yes.

01:11:16.000 And it's super steep, apparently.

01:11:18.000 This is the most boring and useless piece of news we've ever had on the show.

01:11:24.000 So Jay Leno says he fell down, and that's why his face is bruised.

01:11:27.000 We did some research.

01:11:28.000 Turns out he fell down.

01:11:29.000 But nobody believes that.

01:11:31.000 Until that came out, which is true.

01:11:33.000 This is just cool.

01:11:35.000 Yes.

01:11:35.000 Suppressed.

01:11:36.000 This is all viral videos that everyone's seen, but okay.

01:11:38.000 Full auto.

01:11:39.000 You've seen it?

01:11:40.000 Everyone's seen this.

01:11:42.000 Oh my god.

01:11:44.000 So there's that.

01:11:46.000 DA Alvin Braggs.

01:11:48.000 Ryan, this is from like last week.

01:11:50.000 But we didn't, did you cover it?

01:11:51.000 No, but when something is that old, it's time to move past.

01:11:54.000 Here's Sprinkles.

01:11:56.000 No, I saw this and I decided it's not Sprinkles.

01:11:58.000 You don't think it's...

01:11:59.000 Okay.

01:12:00.000 No.

01:12:01.000 So then there's this pencil thing that you were looking for, but we never were able to find it.

01:12:05.000 We've discussed that a million times.

01:12:06.000 Yes, but this is the actual video.

01:12:09.000 Okay.

01:12:09.000 You couldn't find it before.

01:12:10.000 Now you're going back like 15 years.

01:12:12.000 That's true.

01:12:12.000 Putting a bow on it.

01:12:15.000 And then also this clip of Frank Castle getting beat up.

01:12:19.000 People thought it was real.

01:12:20.000 No, thank you.

01:12:22.000 And that's it for now.

01:12:23.000 Okay, well I'm glad we did that.

01:12:25.000 If you don't have anything else to add, I would like to get to the mailbag.

01:12:29.000 I do have one more thing.

01:12:33.000 It's a quick thing, but it's a thing nonetheless.

01:12:35.000 Okay.

01:12:36.000 It is, if you ponder the nature of... 0.99

01:12:38.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 0.98

01:12:42.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbox. 1.00

01:12:48.000 Let me touch it.

01:12:50.000 Here's something kind of fun I got in the mail.

01:12:53.000 It's from The Blaze.

01:12:55.000 They're putting out a magazine now.

01:12:57.000 That seems to be the thing.

01:12:59.000 Sargon of Akkad, the Lotus Eaters, they have a magazine out.

01:13:03.000 It's very hard to find.

01:13:05.000 I think it's out of stock now.

01:13:07.000 Dear Gavin, we are proud to provide you with a copy of the inaugural issue of our new premium magazine, Frontier.

01:13:13.000 It's more than just a magazine.

01:13:14.000 It's a tribute to the enduring spirit of the American frontier.

01:13:16.000 Cool.

01:13:17.000 So it's got a hat in there.

01:13:19.000 That's a fun little chapeau.

01:13:21.000 A lot of...

01:13:23.000 So this is the magazine.

01:13:25.000 Very cool, matte finish.

01:13:26.000 Feels like sandpaper.

01:13:29.000 And he's got text on the front, which I always said is important.

01:13:32.000 It's a really good magazine.

01:13:34.000 Great writing.

01:13:35.000 Very interesting.

01:13:36.000 Here's my one note I would give on this.

01:13:39.000 And I used to do this with Vice.

01:13:41.000 I sort of stole it from the New York Post.

01:13:43.000 Make your first articles super short.

01:13:47.000 Like, the first thing it starts with is a 3,000-word article.

01:13:52.000 Let's have little blips and blops. 0.87

01:13:54.000 Like this show today, we start out with a bunch of silly videos.

01:13:58.000 And then when people, you know, like appetizers, you want to sort of lead a horse to water.

01:14:02.000 You don't want to bombard them.

01:14:05.000 Yeah, because you read it and then you're kind of like...

01:14:06.000 And this is like your everyday thing.

01:14:08.000 I have just the face too.

01:14:15.000 It comes with candles.

01:14:19.000 It comes with...

01:14:20.000 I assume this is some sort of day planner.

01:14:23.000 Oh, just like a book to write notes in.

01:14:24.000 That's fun.

01:14:26.000 I think that's it.

01:14:29.000 Yes, that's it.

01:14:31.000 And it's a fun box!

01:14:33.000 It's a really fun box.

01:14:36.000 So that's cool.

01:14:37.000 But yeah, my philosophy is start out light, even with conversation.

01:14:43.000 Don't go so dark so fast.

01:14:45.000 That's a guy thing. 0.99

01:14:46.000 We tend to come out of the fucking, come out of the corner swinging with really deep, spooky stuff about murder. 0.99

01:14:54.000 Especially if there's girls there. 1.00

01:14:57.000 What's the scent of the candle?

01:14:58.000 Like, don't start a conversation with a heart-wrenching symbol of Biden's illegal migrant scandal, a two-year-old crossing the border alone.

01:15:07.000 That's about as dark as it gets.

01:15:10.000 Don't do that.

01:15:12.000 Okay, first letter, Jeremy Isaacs wants us to know that Blue Bloods is a show that's not woke, and the Irish chick that plays a sister is hot. 0.96

01:15:25.000 I think about her when I jerk off almost as much as I think about your Irish mug. 1.00

01:15:29.000 Oh. 1.00

01:15:30.000 Guy has gay fantasies. 0.99

01:15:32.000 I don't know. 0.99

01:15:33.000 Blue Bloods just seems like a... 0.61

01:15:36.000 Wait, it's a New York cop show?

01:15:38.000 Isn't that the one with Magnum P.I.? Blue Bloods. 0.98

01:15:45.000 I thought it was the...

01:15:46.000 Yeah, Mark Wahlberg.

01:15:51.000 Oh, it's...

01:15:53.000 I thought it was a Chicago show.

01:15:57.000 Shall I try Blue Bloods?

01:15:58.000 Seems kind of soap opera-y.

01:16:00.000 The equalizer's still going on?

01:16:02.000 Wow. 1.00

01:16:03.000 With fucking Queen Latifah? 1.00

01:16:05.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:16:06.000 Wow.

01:16:07.000 I just saw a clip of her entering a place with a flashlight, with a smile on her face for some reason.

01:16:13.000 Okay, I did not know that a show that bad was capable of lasting more than an hour and a half.

01:16:18.000 Queen Latifah.

01:16:20.000 Remember when she endorsed Kamala?

01:16:21.000 Ooh, you got that Latifah vote. 1.00

01:16:26.000 Ahoy! 0.99

01:16:26.000 Have you listened to Archbishop Harold Holmes and What's the Trick by Jack White? 0.99

01:16:32.000 Was wondering if you had any recommendations for shit similar to this. 0.98

01:16:38.000 What's that? 0.99

01:16:40.000 Am I dumb? 0.96

01:16:42.000 No. 0.74

01:16:42.000 I've never heard of either of those things. 0.74

01:16:46.000 Oh, it's a song by Jack White of the fucking Red Stripes. 0.99

01:16:51.000 The White Stripes. 0.99

01:16:53.000 Let's hear What's the Trick.

01:16:58.000 Who's Archbishop Harold Holmes?

01:17:00.000 That's what I was looking up first.

01:17:03.000 Play What's the Trick.

01:17:04.000 Let's hear that.

01:17:05.000 Oh, they're both Jack White songs. 1.00

01:17:08.000 What a stupid fucking email. 1.00

01:17:12.000 You know, I'm kind of out of the Jack White business. 1.00

01:17:17.000 Yeah, like, I don't know why I shouldn't have...

01:17:20.000 I'm not here to find you other incredibly popular mainstream rock artists. 1.00

01:17:31.000 Before you send me your asshole, which I'm not proud of this, but I get so annoyed by people sending me those kind of things that Ryan showed, viral stuff that everyone's seen, that I will send them a picture of my anus as a fuck you. 0.99

01:17:45.000 And so people, I've noticed people are very wary. 1.00

01:17:47.000 They're like, hey man, look, please don't send me your asshole. 0.98

01:17:50.000 I think this is, it's only got 500 views and it's a day old. 0.99

01:17:54.000 You're like the Don, you're like, go ahead, what do you got for me? 1.00

01:17:58.000 Sounds like, please don't show me your asshole. 1.00

01:18:00.000 Sounds like you're going to have to see someone say ho. 1.00

01:18:03.000 I like the idea that you have, like, if your asshole gets better, you know, God willing, then you take a picture of that. 0.99

01:18:10.000 And if they send you something that's not so bad, like it's kind of more of a deep cut. 0.99

01:18:13.000 Oh, no. 1.00

01:18:13.000 My asshole's perfect now. 1.00

01:18:15.000 This was in Berlin, hungover, chronic diarrhea, and then insane chafing. 1.00

01:18:21.000 So it was a perfect storm of anal beatings. 1.00

01:18:24.000 Well, I think there should be a range, like a three gets that picture. 0.97

01:18:27.000 Something not so agreed, just like something that...

01:18:30.000 I actually did take pictures of the entire treatment as I used baby powder and other stuff, so maybe we could do... 0.98

01:18:36.000 Before you send me your asshole, I just had some content requests. 0.96

01:18:39.000 Can you repost an old Anthony Cumia show on Friday, similar to the old GOML repost on Saturdays? 0.99

01:18:46.000 There's a probable...

01:18:48.000 There is probable a ton of content you've got that us baby monsters haven't listened to.

01:18:53.000 That's a good idea.

01:18:55.000 They're all up there already, so I don't know.

01:18:58.000 I'd have to ask if we could...

01:18:59.000 I just sort of put them on the front page because they're already released.

01:19:04.000 How do you get to the very first Anthony Cumia show?

01:19:07.000 Go to Anthony Cumia's show and then go to his 222nd page and then those will be the first episodes ever.

01:19:14.000 Oh, so there you go, sir.

01:19:16.000 Just do some clicking.

01:19:19.000 I know what you mean.

01:19:20.000 Like, well, we're thinking about that.

01:19:21.000 We've thought about this for a while, too.

01:19:23.000 Curating a channel.

01:19:24.000 So it's constantly streaming, like, random live content.

01:19:27.000 Like a TV show.

01:19:30.000 TV channel.

01:19:31.000 That'd be kind of cool.

01:19:32.000 But we haven't figured out if that's worth doing.

01:19:35.000 Is this just on?

01:19:37.000 Yeah.

01:19:38.000 Like showing repeats, showing old stuff that, you know, because that's the whole thing is like without a curation, it's like you get the same Netflix problem where you're arrested by the options.

01:19:47.000 I was like, what do I start clicking on first?

01:19:49.000 You've now amassed a super group of content producers.

01:19:52.000 I'd love to see a censored academy with proper courses from some of these guys.

01:19:56.000 You on business and branding and culture.

01:19:58.000 Jim Gould on white history and factual writing.

01:20:00.000 Kumeya on speaking and creating a podcast, etc.

01:20:03.000 Owen on piano and comedy writing.

01:20:05.000 The Peterson Academy is really something to emulate.

01:20:07.000 I tried that.

01:20:08.000 That was my brother's idea.

01:20:09.000 And no one bit. 0.99

01:20:12.000 That sucks. 0.73

01:20:14.000 Number three, last one. 0.96

01:20:16.000 Affiliate marketing.

01:20:17.000 It'd be decent if Baby Monsters could generate their own codes to get people into Censored so that we'd get subscription discounts.

01:20:23.000 You obviously don't know much about business.

01:20:26.000 That would bring us in maybe three subs and be a headache of paperwork. 0.96

01:20:33.000 Really loving Compound Censored guys.

01:20:35.000 Aside from Leo Kearse's Patreon, Censored is the only thing I pay to view.

01:20:39.000 Thanks.

01:20:41.000 P.S. Bank of Scotland has been calling me every month since Kearse Starmer came into power to ask about my payment to your service.

01:20:50.000 Really odd shit is going on over here. 0.98

01:20:53.000 Wow. 0.99

01:20:56.000 I'm not following anymore.

01:20:58.000 The first three I was following.

01:21:00.000 What are we talking about?

01:21:01.000 Have you stepped off the flags?

01:21:04.000 Leo Kearse?

01:21:05.000 Yeah.

01:21:06.000 I don't know who that is.

01:21:07.000 No, I mean, are you still going on the flags for the mail?

01:21:11.000 Because I was following you before and now I don't see that one that you mentioned.

01:21:14.000 Oh, I should turn it to orange too fast, maybe.

01:21:17.000 Oh, I see.

01:21:18.000 White women, am I right? 1.00

01:21:20.000 He says, and then he sends an Instagram reel of white women being horrible. 0.99

01:21:28.000 You're just a white girl who got overwhelmed by the power of the Polynesian culture while watching Moana 2. Isn't Moana 2 like a Disney cartoon? 0.92

01:21:41.000 That's correct.

01:21:43.000 What?

01:21:44.000 So she's watching it on screen or they're reenacting it?

01:21:48.000 I don't know.

01:21:49.000 It might be a meme.

01:21:52.000 Wow.

01:21:52.000 Like, that's a lady.

01:21:55.000 That's fucking horrific. 1.00

01:21:58.000 Candace breaks big news in the Matt Gaetz story. 0.99

01:22:01.000 I was mad at Candace because I feel like I discovered her.

01:22:04.000 And remember I was telling you earlier that I had to pay money to get liberals to debate?

01:22:08.000 Well, she's one of the people that asked for money, so that pissed me off. 0.99

01:22:13.000 But I'm not so dumb that I let personal things affect the quality of the content.

01:22:18.000 Candace is hitting it out of the park these days. 1.00

01:22:21.000 She's like Megyn Kelly.

01:22:23.000 And even Tucker.

01:22:25.000 Unleashed.

01:22:26.000 Someone set them free.

01:22:28.000 And she's dropping neutron bombs. 1.00

01:22:30.000 You know what?

01:22:31.000 I don't care if she's wrong about some things.

01:22:32.000 I'm not dumb enough to take everyone's word, everyone at their word.

01:22:36.000 I go research it.

01:22:38.000 But yeah, Kamala's mom was involved in MKUltra.

01:22:42.000 And yeah, Matt Gaetz was framed.

01:22:45.000 Turn it up.

01:22:49.000 Zoom out so people can see how to see this.

01:22:54.000 Plus, speaking of nominations, I'm apparently in the running for Anti-Semite of the Year. 0.65

01:22:59.000 I'm not kidding.

01:23:00.000 The account Stop Anti-Semitism has selected me, Greta Thunberg, Bassem Youssef, Dan Bilzeri, and many others.

01:23:10.000 Who should win?

01:23:10.000 And this puts me in a weird bind because I am naturally competitive and I like to win.

01:23:14.000 We're going to talk about all of that.

01:23:15.000 Coming up now, welcome back to Candace.

01:23:18.000 Anyway, you can look that up.

01:23:19.000 But she breaks down the Matt Gaetz story.

01:23:21.000 Black male FBI getting involved.

01:23:23.000 This is why I think he was so qualified to work with the DOJ because he saw what the DOJ can do when it's corrupted.

01:23:31.000 And it's corrupted.

01:23:34.000 Okay, last one.

01:23:36.000 Gaztav needs one of these BAS punching apparatuses.

01:23:41.000 As the fat trucker who cornered you at West Vesta, I obviously have full authority to give you life advice.

01:23:45.000 The Bass Ruten Body Action System Punching Apparatus, Bass Ruten is a legendary UFC champion Dutch kickboxer from the old days, is a boxing apparatus with spring, steel torso, and head segments so you can practice your famous jab to the body, no look over hand to the head.

01:24:03.000 In the comfort of your own Tav.

01:24:05.000 Since getting it, I've lost 15 pounds in two weeks after saving up money to take time out of the truck to get back in shape.

01:24:12.000 Huh.

01:24:13.000 Oh, it looks much bigger than I initially thought.

01:24:18.000 I thought it was a little thing, but then you see the sandbags on the base.

01:24:22.000 Hello!

01:24:24.000 Huh.

01:24:26.000 By the way, that reminds me of a video from the notes I meant to get to.

01:24:32.000 This man cave, it's pretty viral.

01:24:35.000 Where did I put it here?

01:24:38.000 Uh...

01:24:39.000 Tyrus?

01:24:41.000 Yes.

01:24:42.000 Yeah, go to 2-2.

01:24:45.000 It's kind of a final video, in a sense.

01:24:49.000 In the sense that...

01:24:51.000 I hated this.

01:24:53.000 You like this?

01:24:54.000 Oh, I'll tell you.

01:24:56.000 And in the naked Awesome.

01:24:59.000 What a great thing to have in your basement.

01:25:01.000 I want that.

01:25:03.000 Pinball game.

01:25:04.000 I got a pinball game.

01:25:04.000 They're fun.

01:25:05.000 Cool.

01:25:06.000 I'm on board with your man cave.

01:25:09.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:25:10.000 Modern gun room. 0.99

01:25:11.000 That's fucking awesome. 0.99

01:25:12.000 Really cool. 0.96

01:25:15.000 Okay, yeah.

01:25:16.000 Another entire room.

01:25:17.000 Okay.

01:25:18.000 John Wick thing.

01:25:20.000 Okay.

01:25:21.000 What's this?

01:25:21.000 Our fourth room now?

01:25:23.000 Okay.

01:25:25.000 Pool table.

01:25:26.000 Awesome.

01:25:27.000 I got one of those.

01:25:27.000 That's great.

01:25:30.000 I mean, I know they say you can never have too many guns, but now there's a fifth room?

01:25:36.000 The gun and fine wine room? 0.99

01:25:38.000 What the fuck is that? 0.99

01:25:42.000 That's awesome, indoor range, obviously. 1.00

01:25:44.000 That's fucking cool.

01:25:45.000 And then the workbench, well, yeah, you need one. 0.98

01:25:48.000 That's great.

01:25:49.000 I don't know, man.

01:25:51.000 I'm not really jealous of five gun rooms.

01:25:53.000 No.

01:25:55.000 I think one big cool one is great, but...

01:26:00.000 I'm glad your kid's friends could tell his other friends that my dad is the coolest room in the world, but when they get older, they're going to be like, what's...

01:26:07.000 How many gun rooms you got?

01:26:09.000 Seven.

01:26:10.000 What?

01:26:11.000 Okay.

01:26:13.000 Hope you enjoy winning World War III single-handedly.

01:26:16.000 All right, let's get to the final vid.

01:26:20.000 Final vid.

01:26:23.000 Vidalis.

01:26:25.000 Okay.

01:26:49.000 Uh, Um...

01:26:53.000 I'm not brave enough to jump off 75-foot cliffs anymore.

01:26:56.000 I think I was at one point.

01:26:58.000 But you get older, you get gayer. 1.00

01:27:01.000 And I love seeing young men still have some balls and do crazy shit like this. 0.99

01:27:06.000 This is inspiring. 0.99

01:27:09.000 Even though he's wearing those toe shoes. 0.99

01:27:14.000 This is fucking brave. 0.99

01:27:20.000 One... 0.99

01:27:23.000 Two. 1.00

01:27:23.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:27:27.000 What a fucking badass. 1.00

01:27:29.000 Alright folks, I'm off to Chi-Town. 1.00

01:27:32.000 My town, Chi-Town. 0.53

01:27:34.000 I'll see you back here Monday.

01:27:37.000 And I hope you enjoy our COP exposé Big John and I did on Thursday.

01:27:43.000 Compound Censored, Anthony will be doing alone.

01:27:46.000 I'm off tomorrow.

01:27:47.000 Then Friday we have Compound Censored Radio, which a few people will love and a lot of people will hate.

01:27:53.000 And then we're back to business on Monday.

01:27:56.000 So until then, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 26, 2024

S6E57 - SPECIAL NEEDS

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