Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 28, 2024


S6E7 - THE TIDES HAVE TURNED (FREE PART)


Episode Stats

Length

53 minutes

Words per Minute

159.19054

Word Count

8,522

Sentence Count

873

Misogynist Sentences

19

Hate Speech Sentences

31


Summary

Gavin McInnes talks about the gay pride parade, cops getting drunk at a party, and how to deal with a drunk cop who thinks he's a loser. Plus, Gavin tells the story of how he almost killed a cop on the set of his new show, NYPD Blue. Get Off My Lawn is a podcast about the New York City Police Department and the people who protect and serve in the NYPD. Hosted by , and . Produced by , and with additional production assistance from & Special thanks to for producing and engineering. Thanks also to our sponsor, VaynerMedia, for sponsoring this episode. Get On My Lawn! Subscribe to our new show on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe on iTunes Learn more about your ad choices. If you like what you hear, please consider leaving us a five star rating and review on iTunes. The opinions stated here are our own, and may not necessarily reflect those of our corporate or financial interests represented by our parent companies. We are not affiliated with any of the companies mentioned in the show. Thank you for supporting the show, and reviewing it. It helps us grow and support our efforts to make quality content that is respectful, fair and fair use of our products that meets the standards set by our patrons' wishes and wishes we can provide the best possible representation of the industry and services we can achieve the highest possible results possible for our clients. You are being compensated fairly and fairly compensated for their time and access to our work. . Thank you, and we appreciate the support we can all be proud of the work we receive from you, the listeners are being heard and support us in the work that we do so much more than that. - thank you, thank you for your support, we appreciate and deserve the respect and support we get from the support and support in advance, we truly appreciate it, we are truly appreciate the respect, support us, and appreciation, and you are being supported, truly appreciate you, truly understand that we can be blessed and appreciate the service we receive, we get it, truly, and so much so much of it, it's a chance to be heard, truly understands that we're all of that, truly appreciated, truly appreciates it, really good day to know that we have it all, truly blessed, truly understood, truly honored, truly beautiful, and truly blessed.


Transcript

00:00:06.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:52.000 It gets better.
00:01:27.000 That was Montreal's Plants and Animals.
00:01:30.000 Better than the Beatles.
00:01:32.000 Sorry, Beatles.
00:01:33.000 You're toast.
00:01:34.000 Go fuck yourselves, you fags.
00:01:38.000 We got Maddie and John going to the gay parade, and I hope they understand that the way to do a bit like that is to focus on a joke.
00:01:47.000 And I'm begging them now, pleading.
00:01:49.000 I'll text them too, but...
00:01:51.000 Be super serious and make it a normal day at the gay parade, but use the word fag.
00:01:59.000 So, hi, do you think that, and dress gay too so they know you're not a predator or whatever.
00:02:05.000 You're not there to fuck them.
00:02:06.000 So do you think that the bounds we made with fag marriage have changed the environment here in America for fag rights?
00:02:16.000 Foie gras?
00:02:17.000 And just keep saying fag.
00:02:20.000 Because they're so- it's like the n-word, right?
00:02:23.000 With them.
00:02:23.000 So they'll just assume it's slang and they'll be like, yes, we're fags and we're loving it.
00:02:28.000 It's going awesome.
00:02:29.000 And I think fag rights are at a point.
00:02:31.000 That would be funny, no?
00:02:34.000 Speaking of our staff, how about Bobby last night?
00:02:41.000 I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:43.000 He was highly, highly inebriated.
00:02:47.000 And I've noticed inebriated guys.
00:02:50.000 We got this with Eddie, right?
00:02:51.000 They don't get the concept of this is a TV set.
00:02:54.000 It's a studio.
00:02:56.000 We're not hanging.
00:02:57.000 So if you're at a party, you get bored of standing in the kitchen talking to one person.
00:03:02.000 Then you say, you lie.
00:03:03.000 So you have to go pee.
00:03:04.000 And then you go talk to someone else in another part of the house or the bar or the event space.
00:03:10.000 So that's what they do.
00:03:12.000 He's like, I'm bored of sitting over here.
00:03:14.000 I'm going to go sit with Maddie.
00:03:15.000 Maddie is a set.
00:03:18.000 There's a light on him on a stool and then he sits behind Matty which makes Matty look short so then he sits on the ground.
00:03:25.000 I didn't notice that.
00:03:27.000 Yeah and then he's in the foreground but he's right by the light so he's sweating and shiny and when you cut to Matty it was this head that was this big.
00:03:38.000 And I'm like, I'm the boss, I have to, you know, show some control here, but I'm very lucky that these cops, you know, take time out of their night to come down and do this.
00:03:47.000 So it's a weird balance of, like, respect and fuck you.
00:03:54.000 Is that a new light up there?
00:03:55.000 Uh, no.
00:03:57.000 See, the ones where the cops are, those are on, they're usually not when you're doing this show.
00:04:02.000 That could be it.
00:04:04.000 I don't know.
00:04:04.000 Yeah, and then he's running around and then he sends me a text at 2am.
00:04:10.000 Fuck you guys!
00:04:13.000 Oh, and before that, sorry, he goes, uh, you had some fucking loser cop there get beat up by a chick.
00:04:19.000 Uh, fuck cops.
00:04:20.000 I'm not a cop anymore.
00:04:21.000 I'm retired.
00:04:22.000 Retarded, more like.
00:04:24.000 But, uh, he was mad that we showed a cop being a loser at the beginning.
00:04:28.000 And that, I kind of get that point, because if it was a normal cop show, we would have juxtaposed some negative portrayals with positive portrayals.
00:04:36.000 That's usually how I play it out to show an unbiased spectrum.
00:04:40.000 And usually,
00:04:41.000 80% of the time, the cops are doing their job correctly.
00:04:44.000 At least.
00:04:47.000 Yeah, there he is, sitting in the foreground.
00:04:49.000 Bro!
00:04:51.000 So he confronts me in the hallway out back and I go, you know what?
00:04:55.000 You're right.
00:04:56.000 He's going through some tough time with his divorce.
00:04:59.000 Uh, and I, we, I couldn't show a balance because the debate started.
00:05:04.000 It was on the line.
00:05:06.000 So we had to just show one side and it looked bad.
00:05:08.000 And the opening song was an anti-cop song.
00:05:10.000 So I get it, him being annoyed, but like we've known him for a very long time.
00:05:15.000 So then he gets it in his head that we're all going to a party.
00:05:19.000 After the show.
00:05:21.000 And his ex-wife is going to be there.
00:05:23.000 So we can go fuck ourselves.
00:05:25.000 Dude, can you imagine if his ex-wife said, Hi, I'm Bobby's ex-wife.
00:05:30.000 I'm having a party.
00:05:31.000 It starts around midnight.
00:05:34.000 I know you guys have zero interest in being my friend because you're Bobby's friend, and I know you have zero interest in coming to a party at night super late because you're old and you have kids, but you want to check it out?
00:05:45.000 You can't tell Bobby.
00:05:46.000 And all of us, all five, six of us would be like, we're in.
00:05:51.000 We're in when?
00:05:53.000 Got chips?
00:05:54.000 Got a dip?
00:05:55.000 What kind of party?
00:05:56.000 Is it going to be coke?
00:05:57.000 Because I want to do lines with my friend's ex-wife who I've never met.
00:06:01.000 That's what I want to do all night.
00:06:05.000 That sounds like a shitty party.
00:06:07.000 Yeah.
00:06:08.000 Can I just make out with my dad instead?
00:06:12.000 Can I eat diarrhea on the streets of Bangladesh instead?
00:06:17.000 That's what I would do just to be able to go to this fun party.
00:06:20.000 Can I kick Mike Tyson in the balls while hungover with food poisoning?
00:06:27.000 Can I do that instead?
00:06:31.000 Anyway.
00:06:33.000 Plants and Animals.
00:06:35.000 Awesome Montreal band.
00:06:37.000 Main guy Warren Spicer.
00:06:39.000 They started in 2003, about five years after I left Montreal.
00:06:43.000 I've never heard of them before.
00:06:45.000 I think I have actually and I forgot.
00:06:48.000 But I'm surprised I don't know this dude that fronts the band.
00:06:51.000 It's funny how all these musicians that I like and would have been friends with would be mortified to discover that I think they're better than The Beatles.
00:07:11.000 Cool band.
00:07:12.000 Anyway, this episode is brought to you by Purple Works.
00:07:15.000 It's the free episode.
00:07:17.000 We're free as a bee for the first half.
00:07:21.000 So that'll probably, yeah, that'll probably be like half an hour or more.
00:07:25.000 And then we go behind the wall.
00:07:27.000 On Fridays, we spin the God wheel and we let God decide what we're gonna talk about.
00:07:31.000 Of course, we have to talk about breaking news first.
00:07:36.000 I'll get to that in a moment.
00:07:38.000 Purple Works Nutrition, I am not on it right now.
00:07:41.000 But, uh, I tried a new thing with working out.
00:07:44.000 I usually do purple works to overcome my hangover, and it, it, the hangover's here, this is normal, and it usually brings me, like, here.
00:07:52.000 But this week, I've been trying a thing called not getting wasted.
00:07:55.000 I don't know if anyone's ever heard of this.
00:07:57.000 Is that kind of like getting wasted?
00:07:59.000 Yeah!
00:08:00.000 You see, you've heard of this.
00:08:01.000 Yeah, I've heard of getting wasted.
00:08:03.000 Yeah, okay.
00:08:04.000 But then you just, what's different?
00:08:06.000 Add a nought.
00:08:07.000 It's the opposite of that.
00:08:09.000 So you'll have A beer or zero beers and no hard liquor at all.
00:08:13.000 Okay.
00:08:16.000 And so now you start here and you're up here.
00:08:21.000 I'm kicking ass in the gym.
00:08:22.000 Boop bop boop boop, doing pads, lifting weights, shoop bop shoop chop.
00:08:27.000 Actually enjoying the pain of the weights too.
00:08:29.000 Like, you know, ever do this thing?
00:08:31.000 It's got a thingy here and a thingy here, and you're on a bench and you're going like that, and the weights are out here.
00:08:37.000 So it's like a barbell with no center in it.
00:08:40.000 Chest press, I think it's called.
00:08:43.000 It's great.
00:08:44.000 And you're like enjoying the pump and the pain, and that's thanks to PurpleWorks.
00:08:48.000 So I've been pushing PurpleWorks as a severe alcoholic who's dry heaving into the garbage all workout.
00:08:55.000 And saying it helps you get through that.
00:08:57.000 I've never tried it as a human being from Earth.
00:09:00.000 It's way better.
00:09:01.000 After discovering you invented sobriety.
00:09:03.000 After I invented not being shit-faced every day.
00:09:07.000 And sometimes I'm actually drunk at the gym.
00:09:09.000 That's almost as good as my invention lately.
00:09:11.000 What's your invention?
00:09:13.000 Yoda owing.
00:09:16.000 I think we have a rule about puns and that is a $20 fine.
00:09:18.000 You laughed at that one off-camera though.
00:09:21.000 That's totally irrelevant.
00:09:22.000 And then I said, that's a pun and you go, well, it's not on camera.
00:09:25.000 And then you thought, I'm going to save that for the show and pay 20 bucks.
00:09:29.000 But I thought you would laugh, you see.
00:09:31.000 Yeah, I definitely laugh at the same joke twice, especially puns.
00:09:35.000 They really hold up.
00:09:38.000 So yes, this show is brought to you by Purple Works Nutrition.
00:09:40.000 I take it every day.
00:09:41.000 It's got creatine.
00:09:42.000 I'm pronouncing creatine wrong.
00:09:45.000 Apparently it's cretin?
00:09:47.000 Creighton?
00:09:47.000 Creatine.
00:09:49.000 Apparently not.
00:09:49.000 Look it up.
00:09:52.000 You get these sprinkles here.
00:09:53.000 They make great coffee too.
00:09:54.000 Instant coffee, non-instant coffee.
00:09:57.000 It's a wonderful company and it's the only... I did pre-workout before.
00:10:01.000 I think it was called Gorilla Mind or something.
00:10:05.000 Oh, yeah.
00:10:07.000 Guerrilla mode.
00:10:08.000 Guerrilla mode.
00:10:08.000 That was my previous one before I switched to Purple Works, and now I swear by it.
00:10:13.000 What are you playing there?
00:10:18.000 It's working out.
00:10:20.000 Okay.
00:10:22.000 Try not to derail the show like it's January 6th and you're throwing bombs into the crowd.
00:10:27.000 It's background music.
00:10:28.000 We are looking at how to pronounce this word in English.
00:10:33.000 You can't speak English!
00:10:34.000 An organic compound found in vertebrates which facilitates recycling of adenosine triphosphate, the energy currency of the cell primarily in muscle and brain tissue.
00:10:48.000 How do you go about pronouncing it?
00:10:51.000 Crea-tin.
00:10:52.000 Crea-tin.
00:10:53.000 Oh, so it's tin instead of teen.
00:10:55.000 Well, that guy can't pronounce anything, so... Why is that guy's job teaching you how to pronounce... Hello, and welcome back to How to Pronounce Things.
00:11:04.000 I am the number one student in Bangladesh who is speaking of English.
00:11:12.000 That's like that character Brendan Alvarez does.
00:11:16.000 Alright, that's enough for the commercial.
00:11:18.000 You know, what's his name?
00:11:19.000 Brian Alvarez Jones?
00:11:21.000 You know the guy?
00:11:22.000 Uh, who does what?
00:11:26.000 Who does what?
00:11:27.000 Brian Jordan Alvarez.
00:11:28.000 Oh, the one that you like that's so funny.
00:11:30.000 The one that I think should be on SNL.
00:11:33.000 Why would you curse him to such a place?
00:11:36.000 Yeah, you're right.
00:11:37.000 He's way better than SNL, but he's got some dumb pilot he's working on.
00:11:42.000 I guess I want him to be on SNL because I want him to get mass recognition, and then I want him to have a career after that that he deserves.
00:11:51.000 Brian Jordan, Alvarez.
00:11:53.000 Brian Jordan.
00:11:54.000 So, look at his Instagram.
00:11:57.000 I just, I know I'm indulging myself here.
00:11:59.000 I apologize.
00:12:00.000 Actually, but the guy he does that's a, I don't know, a German intern?
00:12:06.000 Bet I'm having great times.
00:12:09.000 No, no.
00:12:10.000 He's a gorgeous hunk.
00:12:14.000 No, no, no, no.
00:12:17.000 Yeah, there he is with the shirt off.
00:12:20.000 That guy.
00:12:24.000 Chill with some friends, get to know some new folk that's gonna come as well to the Friendship Hangout, and maybe fajita at a Mexican restaurant.
00:12:35.000 You guys, it is important to decompress, to be with the people that you feel connected to, that make you feel relaxed.
00:12:42.000 People that feel like they love you unconditionally.
00:12:45.000 Which took me a while to get here at the job and decided that I didn't know.
00:12:49.000 But now I feel like, hey, I don't have to go on a hinge to find a girl on a date.
00:12:55.000 I can instead spend time with my companion.
00:12:58.000 By which I mean friend.
00:13:00.000 Hey, I'm going to Berlin for a while.
00:13:01.000 Okay, that's enough.
00:13:02.000 In August, if anyone wants to hit me up.
00:13:22.000 We'll be hanging out there mid-August.
00:13:26.000 Also, we announced great news yesterday.
00:13:28.000 Anthony Cumia's Compound Media and Sensor.TV have merged.
00:13:33.000 We are one now giant conglomeration competing with Exxon and Coca-Cola and Amheiser-Busch media companies.
00:13:44.000 So if you have a subscription to Compound,
00:13:49.000 You get all the Compound Shows and all the Censored Shows.
00:13:53.000 If you're subscribed to Censored, you just get my show.
00:13:56.000 Just kidding!
00:13:59.000 It is jokes.
00:14:00.000 I'm making joke to have amazing time with you by doing a trick with words and saying things that are not the truth.
00:14:08.000 This is fucking funny.
00:14:09.000 So true.
00:14:10.000 Obviously, the subscriptions are reciprocated.
00:14:14.000 So if you have a prescription to Censored, you get all the Compound Shows.
00:14:20.000 It's a merge.
00:14:21.000 There's no catch.
00:14:21.000 There's no hitch.
00:14:22.000 We're going to continue with Gino's show, Chrissy's show.
00:14:26.000 Obviously, Compound Censored will remain and all that shit.
00:14:31.000 So everyone's making more money.
00:14:34.000 And the studio in New York is shutting down, so those guys will build their own studios.
00:14:39.000 Home studios, I guess.
00:14:40.000 Because Ant does no need for it.
00:14:42.000 We have a studio here, so we'll funnel... So Ryan will be the new Drew and Garrett.
00:14:48.000 Well, I can't replace those gentlemen.
00:14:50.000 And when I announced it to them, Anthony and I announced it to them, like there's Drew and Garrett who bust their ass, and then there's all these sort of extraneous employees that have been costing way too much money, and they're piping in like, yeah, it's cool, I understand, and it's like, nah, this isn't about you.
00:15:09.000 Like it would be like if I was shutting down Censored, or Censored was moving over to something else, and
00:15:17.000 Ryan's out of a job and Maddie would be like, yeah, I get it man.
00:15:20.000 That's that sucks.
00:15:21.000 That's life or even worse Bobby It's like yeah, but Bobby this guy's here every day all day.
00:15:27.000 I Can imagine remember Liz at compound?
00:15:32.000 If she had anything to say remember she was like chunky and wore like really revealing clothes for some reason.
00:15:38.000 Oh Yeah, wait, was she the one who moved back to Vegas?
00:15:41.000 Oh
00:15:41.000 No, that's that's Ali.
00:15:43.000 Oh, yeah, Liz was yeah.
00:15:44.000 Yeah.
00:15:44.000 I remember she was like their PR.
00:15:46.000 Pet hated.
00:15:47.000 Well, it was started by Keith the cop who rules.
00:15:49.000 Don't get me wrong.
00:15:50.000 I don't want shit on compound, but he's not really a businessman.
00:15:53.000 So he was like, OK, let's do a customer service department, this department of that department.
00:15:58.000 And we'll have all these different just like, you know, Sirius XM does.
00:16:01.000 But.
00:16:02.000 He's Puerto Rican, and you guys, you like to put the horse before the cart, no, the cart before the horse.
00:16:10.000 And you get a PR person when you're really rocking with the cash.
00:16:14.000 You know what they needed?
00:16:14.000 Cards.
00:16:17.000 Like a card that says Compound Media, number, on it, and then like a little graphic.
00:16:22.000 Even my trainer.
00:16:23.000 He goes, I got a new piece of equipment.
00:16:24.000 How much was it?
00:16:25.000 It was five grand.
00:16:26.000 Dude, you're in the hole like 60 grand with all this shit.
00:16:32.000 You're never gonna pay it back.
00:16:34.000 Barbells are not expensive.
00:16:36.000 Anyway, we're off at a thousand tangents here.
00:16:38.000 So, but they were, they, they, they were happy about it.
00:16:42.000 Or they were at least, like, understanding about it.
00:16:44.000 Because, I mean, Anthony's not there.
00:16:45.000 These main guys are bummed.
00:16:46.000 These main guys are bummed.
00:16:47.000 They gotta go find a new job.
00:16:48.000 Yeah.
00:16:49.000 But, uh, you know, the point is, though,
00:16:55.000 Anthony's studio could have been making a billion dollars, it makes a ton of money by the way, but it could have been making ten times that.
00:17:02.000 He just, he's in, he had a quadruple bypass, he's in South Carolina, he just wants to click play and click record, whatever, click zoom, and then talk for an hour and a half and then click off and think of nothing.
00:17:16.000 Our company will handle the taxes and HR and legal and all that shit.
00:17:21.000 So, it's inevitable, is my point.
00:17:25.000 But, and then, so next week, I think we're all gone, all week.
00:17:30.000 You have a week off, I think.
00:17:33.000 I mean, we talked about July 4th, but I don't wanna do the Cops show on July 4th.
00:17:37.000 I wanna be with my family looking at fireworks.
00:17:39.000 That's true, I do have plans for July 4th as well.
00:17:41.000 Yeah, so we'll definitely have content, but I'm doing my comedy show on Tuesday.
00:17:46.000 The Tommy Robinson thing is still kinda going.
00:17:49.000 We'll get to that in a second.
00:17:51.000 But, yeah, we'll definitely have content here all week.
00:17:55.000 However, I think we're going to take a week off, so it looks kind of weird to launch a new company and then the two main guys are gone for a week.
00:18:03.000 But that's the way shit rolls.
00:18:07.000 I'll do Celebrity Mailbag.
00:18:09.000 Okay, that's really exciting.
00:18:10.000 I'm sure the six people who watch that are thrilled.
00:18:13.000 Eight.
00:18:14.000 We're up to eight.
00:18:16.000 We have some breaking news here.
00:18:17.000 It's not even in the notes it's so breaking.
00:18:20.000 I texted it to you, Ryan, while you were playing Plants and Animals.
00:18:27.000 So, there's... well, let's let them discuss.
00:18:33.000 Six rioters.
00:18:34.000 The Supreme Court has just ruled.
00:18:35.000 Let's get to Shannon Breen.
00:18:36.000 What did they say?
00:18:38.000 So what they have said is that one of the statutes the Justice Department used to charge hundreds of different January 6th defendants is no good.
00:18:48.000 And that includes President Donald Trump because he has actually had two of these counts against him in the Jackson, D.C.
00:18:54.000 case against him, that federal criminal case that has been on hold here.
00:18:58.000 So what essentially they say is this statute which was passed in the wake of Enron, they say it doesn't fit here.
00:19:03.000 He says given that the subsection was enacted to address the Enron disaster, not some other far-flung set of dangers like what happened just right over here at the Capitol, it is unlikely that Congress responded with such an unfocused and grossly incommensurate patch in English that essentially means that all of these people who were charged under this particular obstruction statute for January 6th, that is no good.
00:19:25.000 The dissent, this is a very interesting vote.
00:19:28.000 No, but that's huge.
00:19:29.000 I read that wrong at first.
00:19:30.000 I know, but I've been talking to a guy like every day about this.
00:19:34.000 I know, but you sound like an old lady going, oh, I don't care.
00:19:37.000 This is, oh, breaking and breaking.
00:19:41.000 She says that Congress did intend for this kind of conduct to be brought under this particular obstruction charge.
00:19:46.000 She thinks the majority got it wrong.
00:19:48.000 But what it means is a big headache for the DOJ and good news for hundreds of January 6th defendants charged under this statute, again including...
00:19:57.000 Yeah, that's pretty big.
00:20:01.000 It was such a dumb law.
00:20:02.000 So Enron kind of invented, or at least got caught inventing, the concept of shredding all your documents when they're on their way over to arrest you.
00:20:12.000 There was no law for that.
00:20:14.000 It's destroying evidence, really.
00:20:15.000 So they said, OK, from now on, if you if there's some sort of legal proceeding and you wreck something, you're like Enron, which I'm no legal expert.
00:20:27.000 I'm no Viva Frye.
00:20:28.000 But that sounds pretty fucking retarded to me.
00:20:33.000 So the thing they destroyed was like the windows and stuff.
00:20:37.000 And it's also based on the assumption, which Jake Tapper said last night in the debates, that the storming of the Capitol was meant to disrupt the inauguration of Joe Biden.
00:20:47.000 How many people there had that on their mind when they were doing that?
00:20:51.000 Zero.
00:20:53.000 January 6th was a fuck you to the media, to the administration, to Biden, to the White House, to the deep swamp.
00:21:01.000 That's all it was.
00:21:02.000 It was not a well thought out.
00:21:04.000 I don't even want to call it a riot.
00:21:08.000 Prank?
00:21:09.000 Meandering?
00:21:09.000 Piece of vandalism?
00:21:11.000 The guys who broke those windows should be prosecuted with minor vandalism charges.
00:21:15.000 But the ones who went in through open doors and were often called in and did jokes and selfies?
00:21:21.000 I don't think they deserve the years in prison they've received.
00:21:23.000 The guy who put his feet up on the desk just got five years.
00:21:26.000 He did a joke selfie.
00:21:29.000 The podium guy's already done time.
00:21:30.000 We just had a Proud Boy arrested the other day.
00:21:32.000 They're still arresting people.
00:21:35.000 And then there was the other charge that was just as spurious, which was terrorist enhancements for vandalism.
00:21:41.000 And I've discussed this on the show before.
00:21:43.000 Someone breaks down my fence, I charge them with vandalism, trespassing.
00:21:46.000 If you break down the fence of a nuclear power plant, it's different.
00:21:49.000 It's trumped up.
00:21:50.000 But the max for that is 10 years.
00:21:51.000 So even by their bizarre logic, that crazy charge should be 10 years.
00:21:55.000 So I think this means Nick Oakes is out, right?
00:21:58.000 Yeah, I think so.
00:21:59.000 That's exactly what he was hoping would happen.
00:22:01.000 If you go to our Twitter, he wrote a message to everybody.
00:22:07.000 I don't know what I'm about to hear.
00:22:08.000 So he doesn't get into specifics.
00:22:10.000 He's just worried about his case and he says it's, I kind of want to see if justice still exists.
00:22:15.000 You can check that out on our Twitter.
00:22:18.000 So that's exciting.
00:22:19.000 That's crazy.
00:22:21.000 I'm not going to go through the whole debate.
00:22:22.000 I think we've all been scrolling on our phones all day.
00:22:26.000 As I think Elon Musk summarized it perfectly when he said last night was a huge victory for memes.
00:22:33.000 I, the only, like that guy Harry Sisson, it's only paid shills that are, and Jill Biden, that are pretending that last night wasn't an absolute catastrophe.
00:22:44.000 It actually wasn't fun.
00:22:46.000 You ever, well, you don't watch Little League with kids, but with my youngest boy, or even my teenage boy, sometimes when there's a slaughter, I find myself kind of rooting for the other guys.
00:22:56.000 Like if we're getting close to a mercy, which I think is 10 runs ahead by the fourth inning,
00:23:01.000 I'm watching the other team going, just fucking catch a pop fly, get a line drive, get something.
00:23:07.000 And I kind of felt that way with Joe Biden, which is stupid.
00:23:11.000 Some asshole appointed Mr. Magoo to the leader of the free world and he wrecked the greatest country in the world.
00:23:19.000 So yeah, you're supposed to gloat when he fails.
00:23:23.000 It's just a dumb instinct as fucking, I don't know, Westerners have, where we feel bad for assholes.
00:23:33.000 Here he is on the post, front page of the post.
00:23:36.000 Just sad.
00:23:39.000 Prez mumbles, stumbles, freezes in train wreck debate versus Trump.
00:23:42.000 Did you notice he had a... I said I'm not going to talk about it, now here I'm talking about it.
00:23:45.000 Did you notice he had a teleprompter at the beginning?
00:23:48.000 No.
00:23:49.000 Yeah, he was reading... That looks so bad.
00:23:54.000 And Trump was well aware of that, Mr. Fordycess, and he just talks like a normal person.
00:24:00.000 So Biden is toast.
00:24:02.000 There's no way he's running.
00:24:04.000 He'll either fake die, have Gavin Newsom slip in.
00:24:08.000 There's a remote chance the DNC will run him and take this as a mulligan and give up.
00:24:14.000 Because I think they have a chance with Gavin Newsom.
00:24:16.000 I can't believe I'm saying that.
00:24:18.000 The guy destroyed California, one of the most wealthy and beautiful states.
00:24:22.000 It's not just got Hollywood.
00:24:24.000 Northern California has farmers and it's
00:24:26.000 Big Sur.
00:24:27.000 It's fucking beautiful.
00:24:28.000 It's an incredible state.
00:24:29.000 Don't think of it as just the junkies in LA and the faggots in Hollywood.
00:24:34.000 It's a great place.
00:24:36.000 But he destroyed it.
00:24:39.000 But he's still the best they got.
00:24:41.000 The real buzz going around is Hillary replacing Biden.
00:24:45.000 Okay.
00:24:46.000 I think that's also taking a mulligan.
00:24:47.000 They know she won't win.
00:24:49.000 But why not?
00:24:51.000 It's, you know what, having Hillary, and speaking of Little League, is when you're 10 runs ahead, sometimes they'll let a guy pitch who's never pitched before, just so you can experience pitching, because the game, we're already going to win it.
00:25:02.000 So that might be what they're doing, letting Hillary pitch, because we're at a mercy right now.
00:25:09.000 I don't fucking know.
00:25:10.000 What is this now?
00:25:11.000 Because this cannot be real life!
00:25:16.000 It just can't!
00:25:20.000 We're America!
00:25:22.000 God!
00:25:24.000 I hate him.
00:25:26.000 I know.
00:25:27.000 Tucker was asked, would you ever have Jon Stewart on?
00:25:30.000 And Tucker goes, yeah.
00:25:32.000 And the interviewer said, make for great TV.
00:25:36.000 And he goes, yeah, that's true.
00:25:38.000 I mean, I did it with Chris Cuomo, but I just, I hate him so much.
00:25:42.000 I don't know if I could be impartial.
00:25:49.000 Uh... What else have we got here?
00:25:52.000 So... Plants and animals.
00:25:54.000 I saw a thing on robots.
00:25:57.000 Um... Kevin Nealon.
00:25:58.000 I have a bunch of silly shit we could probably just get to with the wheel.
00:26:02.000 But... Did I have any other breaking news that's very important to discuss?
00:26:07.000 The merger.
00:26:08.000 Last night's mayhem.
00:26:09.000 Fishtank.
00:26:11.000 Yeah, I think we're ready for the God Wheel.
00:26:14.000 Okay.
00:26:15.000 Um, well, that's good because so am I. Oh, good.
00:26:19.000 You just play the interstitial then.
00:26:20.000 And just making sure, you did say, you said the god wheel, right?
00:26:23.000 Yeah.
00:26:24.000 Yeah.
00:26:24.000 Okay.
00:26:26.000 Oh, there's something else playing, so I will pause that.
00:26:29.000 I think, maybe you think I'm saying, let's do the competence crisis and you're doing a bit where you seem incompetent?
00:26:29.000 All right.
00:26:35.000 I said the god wheel.
00:26:36.000 We were not, oh, the, okay, I'm sorry.
00:26:37.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:26:49.000 Epic.
00:26:50.000 We've got a great interview we're doing later that we'll play during this holiday week next week.
00:26:57.000 I have a headache from the four or five beers I had yesterday.
00:27:02.000 I used to drink half a bottle of whiskey a day.
00:27:04.000 You'll notice with people like us who were brutal drinkers and then we slow down, we won't stop criticizing drinkers and rolling our eyes and going, oh, another glass of wine, Ant.
00:27:15.000 Okay.
00:27:19.000 Also, please check out my comedy show, July 2nd.
00:27:22.000 Go to, well, go to my pinned tweet on Twitter.
00:27:26.000 But what is the website?
00:27:29.000 Show my pinned tweet on Twitter.
00:27:32.000 TrinityProductions.ca.
00:27:34.000 The beauty of being old and having money and being established and have already sown your economic oats is I don't really care if this bombs, but I have a strong feeling it's going to be an absolute catastrophe.
00:27:47.000 I think 50 people will show up.
00:27:50.000 Remember their first comedy show in Vegas?
00:27:54.000 Was it Vegas or Florida, where it was just that massive crowd and that retard cameraman filming from behind the whole time?
00:28:01.000 Orlando.
00:28:02.000 Orlando.
00:28:03.000 Actually, it's been really good for promoting, showing that those are bomb-ass shows from that angle, so you see a crowd of people.
00:28:09.000 Yeah, that was hundreds of people.
00:28:11.000 And it's supply and demand.
00:28:13.000 So you do a comedy show, there's hundreds of people, you go, all right, this is a viable thing.
00:28:18.000 And then when it comes down to 50, that's God, nature, the market saying, all right,
00:28:25.000 I think we're full.
00:28:27.000 That's enough G-Dog.
00:28:28.000 Thank you very much.
00:28:29.000 But the repeat venues didn't help with that.
00:28:32.000 The repeat venues.
00:28:32.000 The what?
00:28:34.000 No, I'm talking, this show is barely 50 people, bro.
00:28:38.000 Well, and then the, the virtual is like six.
00:28:41.000 Are people afraid if they go there that they're going to be marked?
00:28:44.000 Like, I hope so.
00:28:45.000 I hope that they're scared that there's going to be a great reason.
00:28:49.000 Yeah.
00:28:50.000 I hope it's not just lack of demand though.
00:28:53.000 I'm suspicious, but the other fun thing too, about being in this position is if it's a total flop, then I can, you know, that'll be funny too.
00:29:04.000 You know what I could see playing to two people.
00:29:06.000 I'm not even kidding.
00:29:07.000 So let's say I'm afraid.
00:29:08.000 I mean, I'm in Canada.
00:29:11.000 First of all, I sound like this.
00:29:12.000 Second of all, I don't want to put my info online to buy a ticket.
00:29:15.000 Maybe if I could just pick up a ticket when I get there and you don't have to get me information.
00:29:19.000 That's not possible.
00:29:20.000 Oh, really?
00:29:20.000 Argh!
00:29:21.000 Well, never mind.
00:29:22.000 What do you think?
00:29:23.000 Tickets at the door, always a thing here in the U.S.
00:29:26.000 of A. Ryan, do you have severe blunt forced trauma to the head?
00:29:31.000 We've done about 50 shows together.
00:29:35.000 They're always TBA at the venue and there's no tickets sold at the door ever.
00:29:41.000 But that's because we're like evil and banned and we don't want people going there.
00:29:44.000 Correct.
00:29:44.000 Well, that's the scenario.
00:29:48.000 I think ticket sales at the door will be good, Gav.
00:29:51.000 I've done 30 shows with you.
00:29:53.000 That's never been possible.
00:29:54.000 Oh, really?
00:29:56.000 What?
00:29:58.000 I mean, I'm interested in you now.
00:30:01.000 Thank you.
00:30:01.000 It's like, you know what you're like?
00:30:03.000 Biden fans.
00:30:04.000 I'm not mad.
00:30:06.000 I'm interested in these albino tigers.
00:30:08.000 You should follow BidenWins on Twitter.
00:30:12.000 It's the most delusional thing you've ever seen.
00:30:15.000 Okay, pull up one of those.
00:30:17.000 I'm not familiar with that.
00:30:19.000 I thought he did great.
00:30:25.000 Okay, my computer's booting, but that gives us time to spin the god wheel.
00:30:28.000 Let's go to a wide, ready, and...
00:30:39.000 Proud Boys.
00:30:40.000 Oh, I'm actually glad that came up.
00:30:42.000 I was just discussing a chapter.
00:30:45.000 I think he might be a chapter president down in Florida who was just arrested.
00:30:49.000 Stand back.
00:30:52.000 Stand by.
00:30:56.000 Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.
00:30:59.000 Antifa is an idea, not an organization.
00:31:01.000 You got it.
00:31:02.000 Not militia.
00:31:13.000 During the mayhem of Bobby's wastedness, he said, can I get back in the club?
00:31:20.000 I assume he means the show.
00:31:22.000 And I go, yeah, of course, dude.
00:31:23.000 I think it's funny when someone's wasted.
00:31:25.000 It was good content, really.
00:31:26.000 Even Eddie being a total catastrophe.
00:31:28.000 That's, am I wrong?
00:31:30.000 I think that's good content.
00:31:31.000 I mean, it's like, it's like we, one of our regular guys turns into a whack packer.
00:31:36.000 So I promote it.
00:31:37.000 But he goes, can I get back in the club?
00:31:39.000 I go, you mean the show?
00:31:40.000 Of course.
00:31:41.000 And he goes, no, the Proud Boys.
00:31:43.000 It's like, all right, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
00:31:47.000 I just go, are you high?
00:31:48.000 I mean, A, you were never in that club.
00:31:53.000 B, it's not up to me.
00:31:55.000 What do you think?
00:31:56.000 I'm going to be like, all right, I'll talk to some dudes, but they're really mad that you were wasted last night.
00:32:01.000 On my show.
00:32:02.000 On my show.
00:32:04.000 Uh, everybody at your wife's party was pretty upset with you.
00:32:09.000 Wait a minute, what in the Sam hell did I not fucking... Now I gotta go through Maddie's texts to find it.
00:32:17.000 And that is... several thousand.
00:32:21.000 Gavin, I'm not impressed with you.
00:32:22.000 You're supposed to put the things in the doohickey.
00:32:24.000 Well, maybe you could look it up, Proud Boy Arrested.
00:32:27.000 You might find it before I do.
00:32:30.000 I don't think people realize that guys are still getting arrested for January 6th.
00:32:37.000 It's got to be one of the craziest events of our time.
00:32:43.000 Two years of absolute mayhem from the left, then the right fucks up once, and it was a fuck-up.
00:32:49.000 I'm not saying it wasn't, but it was a pretty minor.
00:32:51.000 There it is.
00:32:53.000 Florida Proud Boy, in quotes, arrested for assaulting law enforcement and other charges during a January 6th Capitol breach.
00:33:02.000 Wait, that sounds like kind of fair for once, doesn't it?
00:33:08.000 Troy Vincent, Florida man and member of the Proud Boys, no, go to the top.
00:33:12.000 Florida man and member of the Proud Boys was arrested today for assaulting law enforcement and other charges related to his, that's a tough one to beat, assaulting law enforcement.
00:33:22.000 What's with your desktop?
00:33:23.000 Can you just show your desktop for a second here?
00:33:25.000 Sure.
00:33:25.000 Oops.
00:33:28.000 Uh, no.
00:33:30.000 Oops, I have to blur all that out.
00:33:32.000 Okay, forget it.
00:33:33.000 Wait, here it is.
00:33:34.000 What the fuck is that?
00:33:36.000 That's all my stuff.
00:33:38.000 Why don't you just have that in a folder?
00:33:39.000 Um, I never use the desktop, so those are all just screenshots of faces that I use very often.
00:33:46.000 But doesn't it bother you that your desktop is just strewn with garbage?
00:33:50.000 No.
00:33:51.000 This computer does a certain amount of function.
00:33:54.000 That would bother me on my other computer, so my other computer is a little more organized than this.
00:33:58.000 Well, why don't you show your office while you brag about how organized you are?
00:34:01.000 Oh, I'm not saying my office is nice, so... Okay, let's see that.
00:34:04.000 So you're on a TV show, yet you have your suit and your shirt just hanging on your set, with on-air sitting on the floor for some reason.
00:34:19.000 I mean, at least get rid of those stupid suits, get those off.
00:34:22.000 People aren't seeing the rest, which is like zins all over the ground and a pile of clothes that I would say is six feet high.
00:34:30.000 This is like when I was single, I would go to a girl's house.
00:34:34.000 Remember that?
00:34:35.000 I do remember that.
00:34:36.000 You go to a girl's house, her studio apartment in the East Village, and there is, it looks like three grimaces are having an orgy, but it's her dirty laundry.
00:34:48.000 Just a mountain of dirty laundry and then they have a mattress on the floor.
00:34:52.000 They have a TV that has a VCR.
00:34:55.000 I'm going way back because I'm old.
00:34:56.000 I haven't been single in 23 years.
00:34:59.000 And then the dishes are piled up to the ceiling and then you open their fridge and it's just a rice thing from the Chinese takeout and then just condiments.
00:35:09.000 If you add weed and cigarettes, my ex that smoked weed and cigarettes, like ashtrays and like blunt pieces like of the paper all over the place, that adds a really substantial... They were fucking a lot, probably still are.
00:35:24.000 Maybe.
00:35:26.000 It's amazing.
00:35:27.000 I think it's because the mom, like boomer moms think it's, it's, you know, sexist to show their, their daughters how to cook and clean.
00:35:36.000 So as a, as empowerment, they didn't do it.
00:35:40.000 And they're just, you go to a dude's house.
00:35:42.000 I don't know.
00:35:43.000 It seemed a lot better.
00:35:44.000 Am I being sexist?
00:35:46.000 I mean, my house was pretty cool.
00:35:49.000 When I had a studio apartment, it had a theme.
00:35:52.000 Built some shelves.
00:35:54.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:35:54.000 Ooh, I know what I'm doing, by the way, about my office.
00:35:57.000 So, um, I'm gonna have, in place of the suits... Are you setting up for the mailbag?
00:36:01.000 Am I supposed to click in, Ryan, shut up?
00:36:04.000 No.
00:36:05.000 Okay, let's hear this amazing story.
00:36:07.000 Alright, so right over here... Uh-huh.
00:36:10.000 Underneath our Lady Guadalupe, next to the on-air sign, there's gonna be a small plant, fake plant there, and then a big fake plant here.
00:36:19.000 Palms, probably.
00:36:21.000 That just ruined the show.
00:36:22.000 That was a total waste of time.
00:36:23.000 I don't want you doing that.
00:36:25.000 Why?
00:36:26.000 That sucks.
00:36:27.000 My little zone.
00:36:29.000 Fake plants are like fake tits.
00:36:30.000 They hurt God's feelings.
00:36:32.000 A Florida man and member of the Proud Boys organization was arrested today for assaulting law enforcement and other charges related to his alleged conduct during the Jan 6, 2020, and breach of the U.S.
00:36:40.000 Capitol.
00:36:40.000 His alleged actions and the actions of others disrupted a joint session of the U.S.
00:36:44.000 Congress convened to ascertain and count the electoral votes related to the 2020 presidential election.
00:36:50.000 So they don't say that he did it on purpose, the disruption, but they say it did disrupt.
00:36:55.000 So this is interesting because this relates to the Enron rule that was just overturned.
00:37:03.000 So it must be a very intense day for Troy Vincent Garrett, 48 of South Florida.
00:37:09.000 I wonder if we can talk to him.
00:37:11.000 I wonder if I know him.
00:37:16.000 Uh, okay.
00:37:21.000 Let's check the FBI arrested Garrett today in Stewart, Florida.
00:37:26.000 He made his initial appearance in the South District of Florida.
00:37:30.000 Un-fucking-real.
00:37:33.000 Let's check in on this evil organization that terrorizes homosexuals, okay?
00:37:37.000 So if you go to the Google Docs and you look at the first one, they have to make their own blogs to get the word out.
00:37:45.000 So there was this guy, Jeremy Scott Hobbs, sweetheart.
00:37:50.000 He's doing a drag queen story hour.
00:37:53.000 Proud Boys show up.
00:37:55.000 This is in Columbus, Georgia.
00:37:57.000 And they say, this isn't happening.
00:37:59.000 The police show up and they say, get lost.
00:38:01.000 These guys have lasers on them.
00:38:04.000 The Proud Boys.
00:38:05.000 There's snipers on the roof to stop them stopping this guy, Jeremy Scott Hobbs.
00:38:10.000 And then the next day he puts out a thing, this is actually on my Twitter, he puts out a thing thanking the Columbus, Georgia police for doing an excellent job of showing up on mass to take down these evil Proud Boys.
00:38:27.000 And then we discover that Jeremy Scott Hobbs has, who denies the groomers or anything, has a house full of guns and drugs and roofies and date rape drugs.
00:38:42.000 Jeremy Scott Hobbs is promptly arrested.
00:38:45.000 It turns out he's a fucking disgusting meth head pervert who, we don't have evidence that he rapes kids, but he's got the tools and he's ready to rock.
00:38:56.000 And the LGBTQ community is still on Jeremy's side, despite him associating with child molesters.
00:39:09.000 Here you can see the yet-to-be-charged pastor of the Covenant Church in Columbus, Coley Williams, conversing online with the arrested leader of Colgate Pride, the most prominent child molestation grooming operation in Columbus, Georgia.
00:39:21.000 Colgate Pride, give Colgate Pride a call, let them know they're child sex grooming.
00:39:25.000 So, the trans-LGBTQ angle with this is that Proud Boys are just homophobes that don't want kids knowing that gays are normal.
00:39:42.000 That's such an
00:39:45.000 Out there version of events.
00:39:47.000 Proud Boys would not show up if it was drag king story hour and it was just a woman with a fake mustache wearing a suit.
00:39:54.000 No problem.
00:39:55.000 They obviously wouldn't give a shit if it was over 18.
00:39:57.000 As they say, 18 and up, we don't show up.
00:40:01.000 But when you're dressed like a whore, a stripper, and you're reading to kids, we don't want that.
00:40:07.000 We don't, let me put it very simply, we don't want strippers reading to kids.
00:40:11.000 The gay thing is not a huge factor.
00:40:16.000 All right.
00:40:18.000 All right, let's do one more.
00:40:20.000 I like to do three of these.
00:40:22.000 This is a letter we got.
00:40:24.000 AI thinks that Proud Boys are Swedish fags.
00:40:27.000 Okay.
00:40:29.000 It's not an accusation I get a lot.
00:40:31.000 Occasionally people will call you a Swedish fag and it hurts.
00:40:38.000 Oh So he put Swedish in Sweden he put in this I guess Swedish AI proud boys rally in the year 3000 Is there a Swedish?
00:40:48.000 Yeah, I guess he's in Sweden And what do you got you got sent only to you oh Shit, I'm sorry.
00:40:56.000 Yes, right because I've typed it in and I've copied and pasted and I'm left like an a-hole here All right.
00:41:02.000 I feel like a
00:41:02.000 All right.
00:41:04.000 Oh wait, sorry, I'm a moron.
00:41:06.000 The subject of this is AI thinks Proud Boys are Swedish fags.
00:41:11.000 Competence crisis.
00:41:13.000 And he's got a bunch of pictures here where, I don't know, Swedish fags look pretty good.
00:41:20.000 So AI thinks Proud Boys are Swedish fags.
00:41:23.000 Got it.
00:41:23.000 I just emailed it to you.
00:41:24.000 I know.
00:41:25.000 And I have it and I'm happy.
00:41:27.000 Okay.
00:41:27.000 Not gay.
00:41:28.000 Gay.
00:41:29.000 They look pretty good.
00:41:31.000 They're all you, but different.
00:41:33.000 Yeah, they all look better than Proud Boys.
00:41:35.000 Oh, there's me.
00:41:36.000 General.
00:41:37.000 Yeah, there's we've got a rice ball in the back.
00:41:40.000 It's a pretty good name for the show.
00:41:41.000 Rice ball in the back.
00:41:43.000 No, we've got a rice ball.
00:41:44.000 And show the other one.
00:41:46.000 Space Force Proud Boys.
00:41:48.000 Also incredibly sexy.
00:41:50.000 I think AI thinks I'm sexy.
00:41:51.000 I see one here.
00:41:53.000 And then a link.
00:41:55.000 Okay.
00:41:55.000 It says his page not found.
00:41:57.000 Okay, let's try again.
00:41:59.000 Boy, we look like assholes on this free episode.
00:42:01.000 We look... Not a great way to launch the new network, is it?
00:42:05.000 We look bad.
00:42:08.000 I've got an emergency here.
00:42:12.000 Ready?
00:42:12.000 I got the second one.
00:42:13.000 Okay, let's do it.
00:42:15.000 It's worth the wait.
00:42:17.000 Look at that.
00:42:18.000 Look at that.
00:42:19.000 There it is.
00:42:23.000 Gotta remember to delete the stories when we've already discussed them.
00:42:26.000 Oh, yes.
00:42:31.000 Again, just to be... You gotta change the background there, Jeannie Ayers.
00:42:34.000 Oh, yes, yes, yes.
00:42:35.000 Oh, it's Proud Boys again.
00:42:36.000 Oh.
00:42:37.000 That's why I left it that way.
00:42:39.000 Uh... Okay, this is confusing.
00:42:43.000 Why is God doing this?
00:42:45.000 Why question... Why question the Lord?
00:42:48.000 I do not.
00:42:52.000 Um... SoundsGoodToMe, I believe this is called.
00:42:57.000 But when I look up SoundsGoodToMe, I don't get that in the subject.
00:43:01.000 See email SoundsGoodToMe.
00:43:04.000 Okay, looking.
00:43:05.000 I see it.
00:43:06.000 You do?
00:43:07.000 6224.
00:43:07.000 My family and I are trying to find a new city to move and stumbled upon this glowing review of a city in Tennessee.
00:43:14.000 We will be heading there ASAP.
00:43:16.000 This person left a one-star review.
00:43:18.000 It says, with hate groups such as the Proud Boys running around unchecked, hate-spewing Southern Baptists, and Christian conservatives, Cookville is not a place for anyone of color or LGBTQ to live.
00:43:29.000 Okay, so it's notable that God sent us back to the same subject.
00:43:35.000 What's the name of this town?
00:43:38.000 Gavinville?
00:43:39.000 No, it's covered by the camera.
00:43:43.000 Here we go.
00:43:44.000 It's just a city in Tennessee.
00:43:45.000 We'll have to ask them.
00:43:47.000 Cookville.
00:43:48.000 God is telling me to move there.
00:43:50.000 Cookville?
00:43:51.000 Cookville, Tennessee.
00:43:51.000 With an E?
00:43:52.000 That's right.
00:43:53.000 Cookville with an E. Okay, you know what's fun?
00:43:56.000 A fun way to check out a place?
00:43:58.000 You go to Instagram.
00:44:02.000 Oh, I can't do Instagram on this computer.
00:44:03.000 You go to Instagram, and then you look up that place, and you don't get the stupid, you know, Getty images.
00:44:11.000 You get the real real.
00:44:13.000 You get, well, it's still very, you know, biased.
00:44:18.000 Oh.
00:44:18.000 Okay, that's fun.
00:44:21.000 I like that.
00:44:22.000 Water, they got water and clouds.
00:44:23.000 That's a hotel, bro!
00:44:24.000 They have clouds.
00:44:26.000 Beautiful water things.
00:44:27.000 We, we don't have water or clouds here.
00:44:29.000 They got bands.
00:44:31.000 There's a pretty lady getting coffee.
00:44:33.000 Gavin, that's a fish.
00:44:35.000 Someone with dots on their face.
00:44:36.000 Someone has a tattoo.
00:44:37.000 There's a fish there.
00:44:38.000 Oh, that looks like a trans.
00:44:40.000 Uh-oh, here's a queer.
00:44:41.000 Sycamore Church of Christ.
00:44:43.000 That adds up.
00:44:44.000 A freshly minted resident and premier ladyboy of Cookville.
00:44:47.000 I thought it's not safe for them there.
00:44:49.000 This might be a joke.
00:44:51.000 No, you don't put on that much makeup as a joke.
00:44:53.000 Is that not just a Snapchat filter?
00:44:56.000 And it's like, haha, get it?
00:44:57.000 You think it does the, uh, the chains, too?
00:45:00.000 Well, let's check out his feed.
00:45:01.000 You could borrow your girl's chains.
00:45:05.000 No, he seems pretty committed to this joke.
00:45:07.000 Yeah.
00:45:09.000 His being gay joke involves taking dicks up his ass.
00:45:12.000 Wait, Nazi?
00:45:13.000 I love the Home Alone movies.
00:45:15.000 The first two.
00:45:15.000 I like the one where there's a Christmas tree.
00:45:18.000 In New York?
00:45:18.000 You like the one Donald Trump was in.
00:45:20.000 Donald Trump was in that one?
00:45:22.000 Oh, I knew it.
00:45:22.000 Yeah, Donald Trump was in that one.
00:45:24.000 We told you, Blink's a little Nazi.
00:45:26.000 There's no way.
00:45:28.000 Okay, enough, enough, enough.
00:45:30.000 I still can't tell if that's a joke or not.
00:45:35.000 Uh, there's some cool guys playing some music here.
00:45:37.000 If you go down more.
00:45:40.000 More.
00:45:40.000 Way more.
00:45:45.000 What are you doing?
00:45:46.000 There.
00:45:47.000 Well, no, it's not the one, but okay.
00:45:52.000 She looks a little liberal to me.
00:45:56.000 It's yagami.
00:45:57.000 You can't be liberal and play bluegrass.
00:46:00.000 Whatever that is.
00:46:01.000 Well, it's literally blue.
00:46:02.000 I'm scared of the heat.
00:46:03.000 It's called Vote Bluegrass.
00:46:04.000 The closer we get to this looming date to move down south, the more I scare.
00:46:08.000 When are we going to do it?
00:46:09.000 But God just said go to Cookville, Tennessee.
00:46:12.000 OK.
00:46:13.000 With that being said, I'm going to say goodbye to the freeloaders now.
00:46:17.000 You have no excuse.
00:46:18.000 Use promo code Gavin to sign up for Compound Censored.
00:46:22.000 It's no longer just Censored.TV.
00:46:24.000 So you and Compound, we will also be incorporating all their archives.
00:46:32.000 So, we did the math recently.
00:46:34.000 Nick Oakes.
00:46:35.000 What are you saying?
00:46:35.000 Why are you interrupting me?
00:46:36.000 Nick Oakes, prisoner from January 6th prison.
00:46:39.000 Yeah, let's take that call.
00:46:40.000 Well, we'll do it behind the paywall.
00:46:41.000 No, no, no.
00:46:42.000 Let's do it in front of the paywall.
00:46:45.000 This is Nick Oakes calling from prison.
00:46:47.000 Post this breaking news.
00:46:49.000 Turn it up.
00:46:50.000 Hey, brother.
00:46:50.000 Hey, Nick!
00:46:51.000 Dude.
00:46:58.000 Yeah, dude, I don't know what to tell you.
00:47:02.000 It's not a slam dunk.
00:47:04.000 Fuck.
00:47:05.000 Okay, who told you that?
00:47:06.000 Go to yourself.
00:47:08.000 My brain?
00:47:08.000 Like, I'm trying to watch TV and figure this out.
00:47:10.000 There's different opinions, but check it out.
00:47:13.000 So, me, like, I'm sure everyone on their list of 52 people with the only charge and 27 people still locked up with that only charge pleaded guilty, which legally takes your ability away to fight anything.
00:47:27.000 All right?
00:47:27.000 Mm-hmm.
00:47:41.000 No procedural way to correct an injustice that the Supreme Court declares, you can do what's called a 2241 that acts as a 2255, which I am not barred from doing.
00:47:52.000 Just get it back at my judge's desk.
00:47:54.000 And that should be enough, because the standard, they said, was not met by January 6th, motherfuckers.
00:47:59.000 That's the legal opinion.
00:48:02.000 I'm legally speaking, I'm innocent.
00:48:05.000 I don't have a way to clear it, except I think I do.
00:48:07.000 So if I can do that, I don't know how long it's going to take.
00:48:10.000 And here's the problem.
00:48:12.000 My judge just doesn't follow the rules.
00:48:16.000 And what that means in practice, we're going to find out.
00:48:19.000 Also, look, the Justice Department is going to come up with some shit, I guess maybe in a week or something, I don't know when, that says how they're responding to this.
00:48:26.000 They could conceivably just let me go.
00:48:28.000 Maybe they just let me go and say, here's your new charges.
00:48:31.000 Maybe they let me go and then do that later.
00:48:32.000 Maybe they let me go and do nothing.
00:48:34.000 Maybe they don't let me go.
00:48:36.000 But they, apparently, and I don't know how this shit works,
00:48:40.000 The DOJ has to say what they're doing as far as sentences.
00:48:43.000 I don't know how they would even have authority if they're not the judge.
00:48:46.000 I don't know, and no one knows.
00:48:47.000 Like, everyone's cheering, and it's good news, but I'm still here, and I don't know how I'm not gonna be yet.
00:48:53.000 Right.
00:48:54.000 Yeah, like, where do we go from here?
00:48:56.000 Yeah, so the thing is, alright, there's some weird shit with it.
00:49:00.000 This opinion was written by Justice Roberts, the Chief Justice, right?
00:49:04.000 He's a lukewarm motherfucker, like, you know how it is.
00:49:07.000 And so I was really hoping that Thomas would write the thing.
00:49:10.000 But it was Roberts, so he didn't say anything that would kick J6's out of there.
00:49:15.000 And he said the important thing, which is the standard, wasn't met.
00:49:18.000 But I'd have to read the whole decision to really totally make sense of it.
00:49:21.000 And everybody apparently chimed in.
00:49:23.000 I don't know to what extent.
00:49:25.000 But even America's sweetheart, Justice Kentucky Brown Jackson, yeah, she came down on my side.
00:49:32.000 Wow.
00:49:33.000 That's big.
00:49:33.000 I didn't see that coming, trust me.
00:49:35.000 So it could have some good stuff in there.
00:49:39.000 I just don't know what it is, and until I read every word, like the news heads are doing now, I don't really know if it helps.
00:49:47.000 Am I allowed to, like, email that to you?
00:49:49.000 Yeah, if you could, because no one else is, man.
00:49:51.000 I'll tell you that.
00:49:52.000 You might take a couple emails.
00:49:53.000 I don't know how long it is.
00:49:54.000 There's a 1300 character limit, but that'd be massive talk.
00:49:59.000 I would love to read that.
00:50:00.000 Or I could read it to you if it's not long enough.
00:50:02.000 And what would it be called?
00:50:03.000 How do I find that?
00:50:05.000 It's the majority opinion on the Fisher case.
00:50:09.000 I guess SupremeCourt.gov or whatever.
00:50:12.000 Fisher case?
00:50:12.000 With an S-C-H?
00:50:14.000 Or S-C?
00:50:15.000 Can I?
00:50:16.000 Fisher, C-H I think.
00:50:18.000 Hey Nick, can you hear me?
00:50:21.000 Can you hear Gavin?
00:50:22.000 He's yelling.
00:50:23.000 Can you hear me?
00:50:24.000 I can just put you on with him.
00:50:26.000 Hold on one second.
00:50:28.000 Oh, okay.
00:50:30.000 Hello?
00:50:32.000 I assume what you're asking is about my situation.
00:50:34.000 I ain't free yet, it's good news, but we'll see what happens.
00:50:36.000 No, no, I was just going to say, here's a very, I don't know if I'm telling you something you already know, but here's a very dumbed down version of the announcement today.
00:50:43.000 This was on Fox News.
00:50:45.000 SCOTUS has overturned the DOJ's use of the Enron-era obstruction of an official proceeding in J6 cases 1512C2.
00:50:54.000 The court says 1512 was not used unlawfully when prosecuting President Donald Trump and 350 plus J6ers.
00:51:02.000 A massive win for restoring true justice in this country.
00:51:06.000 Yeah, it's a massive win unless your plea agreement says fuck off forever, which mine does.
00:51:13.000 That should be something to get around.
00:51:14.000 There's some obscure legal mechanisms for when you're totally fucked and there's no way to fight it, but the Supreme Court says otherwise.
00:51:21.000 And I can use one to three of these things to get my charge, which is now illegal.
00:51:28.000 So, worst case scenario, how much time is left on your sentence?
00:51:31.000 The whole thing?
00:51:33.000 Which is what?
00:51:34.000 Four more years?
00:51:35.000 No.
00:51:36.000 With FSA, which is Trump's get out of jail quicker card, I might have a year left.
00:51:41.000 I should have less than a year, but they're keeping people in prison longer right now because they say the halfway houses are full in Florida, which they're not, but like you just do extra time.
00:51:49.000 Huh.
00:51:50.000 Okay, so worst case scenario is one and a half years.
00:51:52.000 Best case scenario is zero to six months.
00:51:56.000 Yeah.
00:51:57.000 Okay.
00:51:58.000 Sorry, but that sounds like good news to me.
00:52:02.000 Not really.
00:52:02.000 I'm going fucking insane.
00:52:04.000 My kid took his first steps yesterday, and I need to be out.
00:52:07.000 You know what I mean?
00:52:09.000 Look, it's not just getting out.
00:52:11.000 If I get out with this, I don't want to have a criminal record.
00:52:15.000 Period.
00:52:15.000 Right.
00:52:16.000 Nothing.
00:52:17.000 This is my only charge.
00:52:18.000 You see?
00:52:20.000 Yeah, that's huge.
00:52:21.000 Yeah.
00:52:22.000 All right, man.
00:52:23.000 We've got to get back to the show.
00:52:24.000 Just real quick.
00:52:25.000 All right, cheers.
00:52:27.000 Majority opinion, Fisher?
00:52:30.000 Case comments.
00:52:35.000 Yeah, we don't have time for that, and you're gonna send that to him anyway.
00:52:37.000 You could read it to him over the phone, right?
00:52:39.000 Yep.
00:52:40.000 All right, folks, so we're going behind the paywall now.
00:52:43.000 We'll continue with this.
00:52:44.000 We'll probably get more calls from people in prison.
00:52:46.000 And you have what I was going to say before we were so rudely interrupted by Nick Oakes.
00:52:52.000 We did the math and it's 3.65 trillion hours of content when you amalgamate compound that was been around for 10 years.
00:53:01.000 I started there.
00:53:03.000 And this show that's been around for.
00:53:06.000 Wait a minute.
00:53:09.000 I've been with you for six years.
00:53:11.000 Yeah.
00:53:11.000 Maybe eight years.
00:53:12.000 I only did two years with Anthony?
00:53:15.000 Something like that.
00:53:16.000 So we have two decades of content here.
00:53:19.000 And of course, new shit every single day, even when we go away for vacation, which we're doing next week.
00:53:25.000 So until then, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.