Gavin McInnes and Sean talk about conservative rapper Revive, Roseanne Barr s new hit song, and why the New York subway is the best place to be in New York City. Also, Gavin and Sean discuss why they don t want to go to New York ever again.
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00:02:28.000Go back to that video and we'll scroll and let's check out a constitutional scholar, conservative, cool guy who's one of us, introducing us to conscious right-wing rap.
00:07:44.000Food would be presented at the door, and you just have to sit there going insane.
00:07:50.000They could do virtual fitting, so they could do some work.
00:07:53.000I guess you do push-ups and sit-ups and, like, jumping jacks?
00:07:58.000I mean, Tommy Robinson obviously goes through much worse, but he took on the big state.
00:08:06.000So that's a terrible music intro we're going to use for today's show.
00:08:09.000I was going to use this Jim Crow, crawl back into your hole.
00:08:14.000I think we need to make fun of people who do terrible music more.
00:08:17.000Hopefully that will lead to less terrible music.
00:08:19.000So this woman, none of us are ever going to meet her, but could someone in her circle please tell her that what she's doing is not just embarrassing, but it's bad for their brand.
00:08:31.000I'm at the point now, I was saying this to Alex Jones last week on InfoWars, I want them to be better.
00:09:51.000Also, in very important news, I told you I was in Detroit this weekend, and we were talking about how gullible we were when we were kids, and I had a Rod Stewart poster on my wall.
00:10:16.000And Rod Stewart was destined for professional football in the British sense, but he became too good of a singer.
00:10:24.000So there's a lot of pictures of him wearing tart and stuff and holding a soccer ball.
00:10:28.000He sort of fetishized Scotland, I guess the way I do.
00:10:31.000And my buddy Dale comes over and he's like, you know that he sucked off 12 sheep and his stomach was about to pop from cum, so they had to pump his stomach.
00:10:41.000I'm sure you've heard this before, right?
00:10:43.000And I remember just being a little kid going, all right, well, time's coming down.
00:10:50.000Just remove that and put that in storage because that's true.
00:10:54.000And then there was another story when we were at the Earl of March High School in Kanata, Ontario, where this girl, Cindy, she was on a date, and we're like 12, 13, so dates where, you know, maybe you go to a movie.
00:11:37.000We're like, all right, that's what sex is.
00:11:39.000And it took me years to go, yeah, I really, like, the amount of slut you'd have to be, you'd have to be a porn star stripper en masse who's been awake for four days, and you'd have to be 38 years old.
00:11:57.000So I was discussing that with a Texan friend in Detroit.
00:12:02.000And he goes, yeah, I'll bet you 100 bucks.
00:12:12.000Do I come across as the Fonz on this show?
00:12:15.000There's a lot of very embarrassing stories where I don't come out cool.
00:12:21.000Listen to me today coughing and wheezing like a faggot.
00:12:27.000They cough because they have AIDS. And so he texts me the next day and he goes, just a reminder we made a $100 bet about that Gearshift thing.
00:12:35.000And so I texted him like a day later because a good, honest, conservative Westerner, we don't like being in debt.
00:12:43.000It's very important to us to have a clean slate.
00:12:45.000So I texted him and I go, okay, I'm going to find her, I guess, through Facebook?
00:13:36.000And he did, and my brothers beat the shit out of him.
00:13:40.000And so I go to the text, and I go, I'm going to find her, and she's going to confirm it, but it's going to take me, like, the better part of a day to track her down.
00:13:50.000And then I've got to convince her to send you a notice saying it's true.
00:13:55.000But to be clear, she didn't fuck a gear shift.
00:14:00.000It was a rumor we believed, and the purpose of the story is to show you how unbelievably naive you are when you're 14 years old.
00:15:10.000Their marriage fell apart because no kids.
00:15:12.000And she obviously, when a woman is working that much too, there's going to be temptation for infidelity and she's going to see other men in positions of power and the whole power structure collapses.
00:15:21.000Then he starts fucking like some 22-year-old intern and destroys his life.
00:15:26.000And now he's got his cats and his shitty life.
00:16:36.000You know, not all jokes aside, but all defense aside, and there's plenty of ways to defend this and show that it's not a big deal, it's just very dumb, and you don't punish the left for the same thing, but keeping that in mind, what are you doing, guys?
00:16:54.000You know how fucked Proud Boys are because of this one dumb gesture?
00:16:57.000You can see Enrique up there, and by the way, I thought Enrique took full responsibility for it.
00:17:03.000I know a lot of Proud Boys, and I don't know why, there's no registration.
00:17:06.000It's not like Hell's Angels where you're on a list.
00:17:08.000I know a lot of Proud Boys who, if they make $10, it goes to this black church.
00:18:33.000It's the same way Joe Biggs was tortured in prison because the COs assumed that he was the head of some white nationalist group, so he wanted to punish him because he was so happy to finally meet a Klansman.
00:18:47.000In a way, the entire right is going through this.
00:20:21.000Another major development, our buddy Chase Geyser, kind of an unfortunate name, makes you think of a woman squirting.
00:20:31.000This is the most important report I've ever done.
00:20:33.000I just received documents from a Freedom of Information Act request submitted last year, proving the FBI has been spying on Infowars since 2013. Does history even go back that far?
00:20:58.000Recently released documents under the Trump administration proved the FBI was spying, disgustingly classifying Infowars as a white, racially motivated extremist organization.
00:21:10.000We're up against fucking absolute raging losers, aren't we?
00:22:15.000And for some reason, they're totally focused on black females, which are 7% of the population.
00:22:22.000Now, it's not the dumbest thing in the world because I think white women who are, well, white adjacent too, they're obsessed with black women.
00:23:07.000It seems we are doubling down on identity politics when we need to become brawlers for the middle class.
00:23:12.000We'll blame Kamala's loss on allegedly racist and sexist American public, but you can't admit being leaderless for four years with a senile man.
00:23:20.000Devastating poll came out today showing the American people define our party with elitism and LGBT more than economics.
00:26:04.000They know that they're toast for four years.
00:26:06.000Because I notice a lot of right-wingers are like, we just won 2026. They know they're toast for, sorry, at least to the midterms.
00:26:15.000Maybe they're just like throwing in the towel and letting the other kids play.
00:26:21.000You know, in Little League Baseball, if it's 11-0, then you start letting the outfielders pitch.
00:26:27.000They even do it in the MLB. And sometimes they do really well because they're throwing a fastball at an arc like this because they can't make it to the plate in a straight line.
00:26:41.000And some outfielders do pretty good pitching.
00:26:45.000So it's possible, not that these outfielders are going to do any good, it's possible they're just letting them play.
00:26:52.000Like, you know, after a wedding when the drunk dads and uncles are there and they get on stage and they're like, They do Louie Louie or something to the six drunk people left.
00:27:43.000Almost all the members of this panel are accepting, including yourself, are accepting millions of dollars from the pharmaceutical industry and protecting their interests.
00:31:53.000Okay, this is what I've always said about politics.
00:31:55.000Some women are good at it, Maggie Thatcher, whatever, but it is essentially a numbers game, and women tend not to be great at numbers, which is why I don't think women should be Apache helicopter pilots.
00:32:51.000When you watch a movie, you see her look at the guy on the horse, and then you see him look back, and then they gallop off, and then there's a fight.
00:33:00.000There's a square that has her like that.
00:33:03.000He has to do that, make sure the lighting is perfect, make sure it matches, and then he checks it off his to-do list.
00:33:09.000It's basically a giant Excel spreadsheet of shots you've got to get.
00:33:14.000At the same time, if the actors suck, you got to go, you're fired, or you got to do it again, or maybe you got to do it again 80 times because you can't fire this person.
00:33:22.000With Back to the Future, they had that redheaded dude, Rocky Dennis, for like fucking two weeks, and then they fired him.
00:35:31.000The motion was, as amended, was that...
00:35:36.000We drop the four lowest performing candidates in the next round, two men, two women, as well as anyone who gets zero,
00:35:52.000For a maximum, what we say, for a max, what we say, up to four gender balanced would get dropped along with zero for a maximum of six people being removed in the next round.
00:36:34.000Has noticed that there's a lot of stabbings since they've brought in the turd world and they have Muslim refugees everywhere and that's their culture.
00:36:41.000So the solution obviously is less knives.
00:39:22.000It sort of puts a panic in your step where you start getting the ants crawling on you and go, I better start working out now or these ants are not going to go away.
00:40:02.000I'm not saying you should get involved in this level of chemistry, but there's some cool little tricks you can do.
00:40:08.000So use promo code GAVIN, 15% off, and it totally changes your workout.
00:40:15.000And I don't know if you've seen me with my shirt off.
00:40:17.000It might not be the sexiest thing you've ever seen, but if you could have seen me before I moved to New York, I made David Hogg look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
00:43:25.000Prosecutors said the unhinged man should be held on $150,000 bail.
00:43:29.000Like, dude, you could hold him on $1.50 bail.
00:43:32.000He was busted on January 19th for entering the prohibited area of the Bergen Street subway station, only to be released and then arrested four days later.
00:43:40.000Obviously, we need loony bins back in this city, folks.
00:44:32.000I say a lot of things with statistics, and I see the percentage that a crime is down 42% since 2021. But if you look back to pre-pandemic, and I know you like to say that overall crime is down 12% since the pandemic, but murders are up 200%.
00:44:49.000Felony assault is up 55%, and burglary is up 140%.
00:44:54.000So, are you saying that this is progress?
00:44:58.000Are you talking about statewide, city, or subway?
00:45:01.000Oh, no, no, crime in the transit system.
00:45:20.000I want to hear the whole, because he probably said Subway very clearly.
00:45:23.000I say a lot of things with statistics, and I see the percentage that a crime is down 42% since 2021. But if you look back to pre-pandemic, and I know you like to say that overall crime is down 12% since the pandemic, but murders are up 200%, felony assault is up 55%, and burglary is up 140%.
00:53:01.000You know, we're very balanced here, so we crap on the left a lot.
00:53:06.000But we also show when the right exaggerates, or when the right fucks up.
00:53:10.000The right fucked up with that stupid rap song, and the right fucked up by pretending that the New York City subways are terrible under Democrat rule.
00:53:20.000If you're a real nut, though, and you still think it's a problem after seeing me investigate it, And realize that it's just fun and interesting.
00:53:30.000There are some vigilantes going around with hammers.
00:53:34.000A brute with nearly two dozen prior arrests bashed a teen with a hammer on board a Bronx train Monday, all because the victim wouldn't give up his seat for a woman, cops said.
00:53:45.000The 19-year-old victim told police he was riding northbound on the D train when Tommy Sprove Started tapping on his phone, asking him to get up so a woman could sit.
00:53:56.000The teen ignored the pestering until Sprove suddenly hit him once in the face with a hammer, causing a cut and swelling on his left eye.
00:54:22.000Well, give up your seat on the train and that will not be an issue.
00:54:32.000One thing that confused me, Sean, there when you were shooting all that footage that we did live on the trains is why was there writing sometimes on the footage?
00:54:42.000Including ABC TV. That's just graffiti that you have all over the place.
00:58:10.000All right, so here's the dishwasher logic I was talking about earlier, 1-8, where they burn the flag of the place they want to stay in and wave the flag of the place they want to go to.
00:58:20.000Shouldn't you just round up all these people?
00:58:22.000Can you imagine if we were illegally in Tokyo?
00:58:26.000And we kept bitching about the lack of English in Japan and then had massive demonstrations waving American flags and burning the Japanese flag.
00:58:50.000We could, uh, it would probably cost like a million bucks, but you could get, you know, 200 people in Tokyo waving American flags, burning the Japanese flag, and talking about how we need more English in Japanese parliament.
00:59:25.000We often talk about this one page in Pat Buchanan's Death of the West where he talks about how the West didn't invent slavery, the West alone abolished slavery, and slavery has returned to Africa to the deafening silence of the left in places such as...
01:00:41.000And they go, yes, you can run over protesters in your car if you not just feel that your life's in danger, but can prove your life's in danger.
01:00:52.000And he also said, you know what, Washington or New York, this happens.
01:00:58.000California, you're going to jail and you're getting raped by Chico, no matter what happened.
01:01:03.000But he goes, Texas, you know, Florida, you probably could run people over if they jump your car.
01:01:10.000So you kind of got to wait for the windows to break before you can hit the gas.
01:04:04.000Now, they're saying normal legal jargon about why it's important that men don't beat the shit out of women in female boxing and female volleyball, and they don't completely destroy all female records in swimming.
01:04:20.000But while they're saying this normal stuff that was unmentionably redundant 10 years ago, check out the Academy Awards going on in the background.
01:04:32.000Now, I think the dude in the t-shirt is a chick, and I think the chick in the suit we just saw, well, I know the chick in the suit we just saw is a dude.
01:06:35.000So they can be with someone feminine and then still the genitals work.
01:06:41.000So the impetus for the lesbian there in the black t-shirt is she gets to be with a sort of a chick, but they have working genitals.
01:06:50.000Because we've all heard of lesbian bed death, right?
01:06:52.000Where lesbians about a year into the relationship stop having sex because it's just a pain in the ass.
01:06:58.000It's ironic that gay men don't stop having sex and it's literally a pain in the ass.
01:07:03.000We're trying to understand this psychosis.
01:07:05.000If only the Nazis hadn't burned all those tranny books, we might be able to understand what the fuck is going on in this bizarre mental illness behind us.
01:07:18.000Small, female-designated dorm suite with one small bathroom of my daughter and three other girls without consent, forewarning, or choice.
01:07:28.000I could not believe our institutions that educate our young people no longer protect and honor the rights of women in these vulnerable spaces that women specifically sign up for to live, sleep, cook, study, shower, relax, and be sick.
01:07:42.000This story of my daughter went viral online.
01:07:45.000Millions of people were stunned that we now live in a world where the feelings and validation of a man pretending to be a woman is more important than a woman's right to female space.
01:07:56.000And if they do not like it, then they must move out of the place that they have called home for months and start again somewhere new.
01:09:29.000This is damaging psychologically, emotionally, and physically to women and sends a terrible message that they do not matter as much as the fantasies of a man.
01:09:38.000This further damages the trust of parents and students.
01:09:42.000This is damaging to women, but it is also extremely cruel and unkind to these men who have been falsely validated, welcomed, and accommodated into these spaces that they do not belong to and should never have been invited.
01:09:55.000It does not show kindness to allow a man to believe he is welcome into a space that is actually making young girls very uncomfortable and may only choose to stay in fear of being labeled as intolerant or bigoted.
01:10:27.000It is only to restore a boundary that should never have been crossed I get some water is protect my three daughters and every single woman and girl wants to have the reasonable experience I'm not even listening the woman in the front I'm just watching all these gestures.
01:10:40.000choice I think they love this shit what man when how and if she decides to live with a man period I fully encourage kindness acceptance and accommodation of the gender-inclusive housing that's already available at the college and would support any and all improvements to make the college environment safe and accommodating to all the students as Yeah, that's a new revelation I just had.
01:13:25.000I noticed this, by the way, I told you when Trump first got elected in 2017, 2016, I had two Jewish friends, Peter Cooper, the cartoonist, and Michael, the VH1 guy.
01:17:51.000But he's talking about how the American government changed all LGBTQ plus whatever to just LGB. And that chick Arielle Scariella, who's a great follow lesbian chick, she goes, but if you're intersex, how would anyone know?
01:21:09.000Hi, I'm Brad Mims, deputy administrator at the Federal Aviation Administration.
01:21:13.000He was in charge of buses in D.C. or something.
01:21:16.000We are looking for the best and brightest to join us as air traffic controllers.
01:21:20.000We need a diverse group of air traffic controllers to bring distinct perspectives to handle the ever-changing aerospace landscape.
01:21:29.000I'm calling on students and alumni from HBCUs, Hispanic-serving institutions, and tribal colleges to apply now to become air traffic controllers.
01:21:41.000I don't want anyone interested to miss out on this amazing career opportunity.
01:21:47.000Make sure you complete your full application during our application window.
01:21:53.000The short application window ends on...
01:21:55.000We also remember all that stuff about how the air traffic controllers are focusing on the mentally ill.
01:23:23.000But if you're remotely perceptive, you see that we are saying that diversity, equity, inclusion is a great way to die, which is what happened with the Apache helicopter.
01:23:36.000I will say, the good news about the whole Apache thing, not that there could be good news, but these investigators do a phenomenal job, and something as important as 67 deaths, we are going to get to the bottom of it.
01:25:10.000We were talking about Mark Peterson, the photographer, and how he's a total hack and his job is just propaganda.
01:25:20.000Blows out the flash on every one of his enemies and tries to get them, if they're like this, just even a tiny bit, he makes sure he gets that and then blows out the shadows.
01:25:35.000He did it to me for Vanity Fair, and I hadn't seen this before, but apparently he did it to Elon Musk in Redux.
01:25:44.000This one is just called Mark Peterson.
01:29:16.000Yeah, I was visiting my secret Nebraska family and I did see my retarded young son and I'm surprised that he knows how to operate the email because last time he didn't know how to do that.
01:29:28.000So I noticed you've stolen my cross-eyed photos.
01:29:31.000I've been doing that my entire life and I have the pictures to prove it, Gavin.
01:29:35.000Well, we'll have to see them on Sean Day.
01:34:09.000We're not just inviting them to Thanksgiving.
01:34:11.000We're still available, but as far as putting out the olive branch, you kept breaking it.
01:34:16.000So, no, we'll just be here if you need us.
01:34:19.000You can continue with your lunatic go bags while we get on with our lives, saving this country and bringing back freedom to the Western world.
01:34:29.000But this is actually a good example of that.
01:34:45.000It's the same old theme Say it's 1960 Eeyorehead Eeyorehead They're still fighting With their tanks And their bombs And their bombs And their guns Eeyorehead They're laughing your head off Why 10-15-5-6 They are dying
01:35:32.000What's Eeyorehead Eeyorehead soap Eeyorehead What's Eeyorehead Eeyorehead Eeyorehead Eeyorehead Eeyorehead Eeyorehead tried shame, but as Buchanan points out, the time for apologies has passed.
01:35:52.000It's time to enjoy the fruits of our labor, enjoy freedom, and enjoy the fact that the West is the best.
01:35:58.000Until next time, folks, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.