Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 01, 2025


S6E85 - BE A GUY

Topics
Free Speech Nita Fashions Black Church NAACP boycott economic blackout Scottsdale Police human trafficking sting big age gap Quebec garbage
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Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Michael Graves Anthony Jeselnik Al Sharpton Joe Biggs Don Lemon Proud Boys Marshall Leonardo Joni Josh Denny Tom Homan Ling Ling Chinaman Eddie Michael Jackson Kappas Casing Lily Gaddis Ryan Long Proud Boy Pelham Antifa and 54 more
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1 hour

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155.91

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9,435

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1,146

Harmful content

Misogyny

42

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Toxicity

279

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Hate speech

49

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Gavin McInnes talks about his birthday, the Misfits, the KKK, and the cancelation of his old band, the Proud Boys, and much, much more! Get Off My Lawn is a production of Native Creative Podcasts. New Artist/Song influenced by Free Speech: The Rolling Stones - Free Speech Vs. The Holocaust

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00:00:00.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:20.000 He missed my birthday party, cause he was ill in bed.
00:00:36.000 But then he told me he would take me to the game instead. 0.99
00:00:39.000 And I for one believe him, mum said he's talking shite. 0.99
00:00:43.000 She said if I was old enough to bevy, then he might. 1.00
00:00:46.000 No, he's not coming over.
00:00:48.000 No, she's not surprised.
00:00:50.000 No, he's always hung over.
00:00:52.000 He's uncle that guy.
00:00:54.000 No, he's not coming over.
00:00:56.000 No, he's telling lies.
00:00:57.000 No, he's always hung over.
00:00:59.000 My uncle. - Yeah.
00:01:04.000 Fucking absolutely brilliant man, the Popo Cops. 0.94
00:01:09.000 And I'm thrilled when I hear that, because I go, that's for Scotland, by the way there, big man. 0.98
00:01:14.000 That's for Glasgow and all.
00:01:16.000 And then I look them up. 0.99
00:01:18.000 They're for fucking Brisbane or Melbourne or some shit in Australia again. 1.00
00:01:24.000 They're as Scottish as ACDC. What the fuck, guys? 1.00
00:01:30.000 Look, I'm 54 years old, I believe. 1.00
00:01:33.000 Maybe 55. I literally had to look it up online.
00:01:39.000 Can we generate some bands, please?
00:01:42.000 Why?
00:01:43.000 We did a whole Australia Day special.
00:01:44.000 I thought I'd get rid of all the Australia bands.
00:01:47.000 We did, what, 50? 1.00
00:01:49.000 And then I hear a Scottish accent and it's fucking Australia. 0.98
00:01:53.000 This is like when I was the judge for the Air Guitar Championships and every single winner was Asian. 1.00
00:01:59.000 And I said, these nips bombed Pearl Harbor. 1.00
00:02:02.000 Can we stop giving them every Air Guitar Championship?
00:02:06.000 And I was fired promptly for the use of the word The N-word.
00:02:11.000 And then the owners who ran the Air Guitar Championships, which is a brilliant idea.
00:02:17.000 So easy.
00:02:18.000 And everyone wants to go and check it out. 0.99
00:02:19.000 Really funny, dumb idea. 0.94
00:02:21.000 My goal actually is to teach Air Guitar at School of Rock. 0.94
00:02:25.000 But the Asian American Society was really angry about that.
00:02:29.000 And the promoter said, hey man, they keep asking for your number and your email.
00:02:35.000 Can I give it to them?
00:02:36.000 And they go, no.
00:02:39.000 No, you cannot give the mob my number.
00:02:42.000 Speaking of the mob, we had a great week of cancellations.
00:02:46.000 We had Leonardo Joni on, on Monday, talking about her multifaceted cancellation.
00:02:53.000 She said that the halftime show was the anification of America, which is a very rude thing to say, but it's kind of true. 1.00
00:03:01.000 And it's very culturally specific.
00:03:03.000 It doesn't mean blackification.
00:03:04.000 She also had Nazis show up at one of her shows, allegedly, which she can't control, and they seem to show up days later, but that's used against her, so she's got two things canceling her. 0.99
00:03:15.000 And then on Tuesday, we had Lily Gaddis, who was accused of being anti-Semitic at CPAC, and she explains her side of the story, where she was accosted by 12 Jewish gentlemen who kept antagonizing her until she snapped and said, Heil Hitler, motherfucker, and turned around. 0.99
00:03:33.000 Very rude. 0.99
00:03:34.000 In both cases, very rude, but we see both sides.
00:03:38.000 And then Joe Biggs was yesterday.
00:03:40.000 We made that free on the site.
00:03:41.000 He doesn't really go under canceled, but he's an interesting example of someone where you go, all right, the J6s are free. 1.00
00:03:48.000 That's solved.
00:03:48.000 Well, no, he doesn't have his VA benefits, and he's still, he's not pardoned.
00:03:52.000 He's just had his sentence commuted.
00:03:55.000 And then today we're also separately going to talk to Michael Graves, the ex-singer of the Misfits, who's had a bunch of his shows canceled.
00:04:03.000 And the common thread with all of this is the people all have a point.
00:04:10.000 Like, Michael Graves did nothing wrong, ever.
00:04:13.000 He supported the Proud Boys, a multi-racial men's club that is not a Nazi group.
00:04:19.000 But even if he did, and even if everything that Lily Gaddis and Leonardo Gioni did was evil and horrible, this is America.
00:04:32.000 The KKK are allowed to march here.
00:04:34.000 They deserve...
00:04:35.000 I know you don't like them.
00:04:36.000 I don't like them either.
00:04:37.000 But free speech is not Beatles versus Rolling Stones.
00:04:41.000 Free speech is denying the Holocaust. 0.84
00:04:44.000 Free speech is saying kids are sexy. 1.00
00:04:47.000 I want to kill the person who says that. 0.99
00:04:50.000 But you're allowed to say that. 0.99
00:04:53.000 And the best way to fight someone who says that... 0.89
00:04:55.000 Well, obviously, I'm very biased and I want to just go and beat them up.
00:05:00.000 It's to point out why their ideas are evil. 0.98
00:05:02.000 It's ugly.
00:05:03.000 That's the thing about free speech.
00:05:05.000 It's hideous.
00:05:07.000 It's not pretty.
00:05:08.000 And when you live in a matriarchy, girls don't like things that aren't pretty. 1.00
00:05:15.000 They're designed to like pretty things.
00:05:17.000 And we like that about them. 1.00
00:05:18.000 But we'll handle the ugly shit. 1.00
00:05:20.000 We'll drain the sewers. 1.00
00:05:22.000 We'll fix the...
00:05:26.000 We'll fix the roads.
00:05:27.000 We'll do the gross stuff.
00:05:28.000 You don't dirty your hands with it.
00:05:30.000 If there's a leak in the basement and the sewer's backed up, we'll get in there with the shovel and pick up the human feces.
00:05:37.000 But don't get involved because you don't want it to be gross.
00:05:42.000 Today's a free episode sponsored by Nita Fashions.
00:05:45.000 I'm wearing Nita Fashions head to toe.
00:05:47.000 Uh-oh.
00:05:48.000 The screen went black.
00:05:49.000 The screen went black out here?
00:05:51.000 On my monitor.
00:05:52.000 This is one of my favorite suits.
00:05:53.000 And the reason I wore this suit for the Nina Fashions episode, you can pull them up in the background there, Jamie, is I got cowboy boots in Austin after I did Roseanne's podcast, right?
00:06:07.000 They called to me.
00:06:08.000 I didn't even want these.
00:06:09.000 I wanted the super expensive ones that have embroidery on the side.
00:06:13.000 And then I came back and I put on my suit and the pants were too tight. 0.99
00:06:17.000 Because I'm a skinny, I'm a tight pants wearing ass nigga. 0.99
00:06:21.000 As Ninja Sonic would say. 0.99
00:06:24.000 And the beauty of Nita Fashions is they have your blueprint.
00:06:28.000 They have your dimensions.
00:06:30.000 So I contact them and I go, hey, I got some boots.
00:06:32.000 My jeans are too skinny for these.
00:06:35.000 And they go, no problem.
00:06:37.000 And I send the number of the suit.
00:06:39.000 It's suit number three.
00:06:40.000 Actually, I'll tell you the number right now.
00:06:45.000 Actually, I can't read it.
00:06:46.000 It's too close to my face.
00:06:48.000 I send them the suit, and they go, yeah, we know those.
00:06:51.000 Okay, so then they send me a bootcut pant for this suit.
00:06:57.000 And now I have this suit.
00:06:58.000 And the great thing about cowboy boots, by the way, is you know how women dress, walk more feminine in high heels?
00:07:03.000 Men walk more masculine in cowboy boots.
00:07:06.000 Cowboy boots.
00:07:08.000 So they sent me a bootcut version of these.
00:07:12.000 You're living like Prince.
00:07:15.000 A Prince and Prince the Performer.
00:07:17.000 You just have a team of tailors trying to improve your life.
00:07:21.000 And this collar I got, it's a button-down collar where the buttons are hidden.
00:07:25.000 So you get the best of the normal collar and then you get the button-down aspect where it never goes on top of your blazer.
00:07:32.000 These are stuck down there.
00:07:34.000 I got a logo I do now where it says GM and then there's a skull and crossbones.
00:07:41.000 I always thought the best thing about dying will be my kids can have all my suits and they'll be like, this was my dad's suit.
00:07:47.000 He wore it every day.
00:07:48.000 My kid is 6'2 now.
00:07:50.000 He doesn't like my suits.
00:07:51.000 So live for the now.
00:07:54.000 I also write in all the books I read and I think, oh, the kids are going to see these notes.
00:07:59.000 My kids don't really read.
00:08:00.000 They're never going to see those notes.
00:08:02.000 Live for now.
00:08:03.000 Anyway, they're on tour right now.
00:08:06.000 What's the date today?
00:08:07.000 February 28th.
00:08:09.000 So starting in March, they're gonna be in Chicago.
00:08:12.000 You know what I think I'm gonna do?
00:08:14.000 I think I'm gonna go to all of these.
00:08:16.000 We'll do meet and greets, right? 0.86
00:08:18.000 Charge a nominal fee, free whiskey, and then you get a free ticket to all our shows, which ends up being a good deal because our shows are fucking expensive.
00:08:26.000 And you were explaining last night why it's so expensive, right?
00:08:29.000 Okay, so I was saying to Josh, I'm like, our comedy shows...
00:08:32.000 Okay, well, let's finish this first part.
00:08:33.000 So I might go to D.C. That's in March 17th.
00:08:37.000 And then New York, obviously.
00:08:39.000 Boston is easy.
00:08:40.000 New Jersey is easy.
00:08:41.000 I'm not going to go to Miami and all that.
00:08:42.000 But all of those other...
00:08:43.000 Northeast things are four hours from me, so I might check them out.
00:08:46.000 I'd say 88% chance.
00:08:48.000 We'll keep you updated on that.
00:08:49.000 88%?
00:08:50.000 Yeah.
00:08:51.000 It went up from 14% recently.
00:08:55.000 As far as the tickets go, yeah, I know, they're $85, but that's all included.
00:08:59.000 So I'm sending Josh, like other shows, like here's fucking Ryan Long and Anthony Jeselnik and four others, and it's $35.
00:09:08.000 And he goes, yes, it's a two-ticket minimum.
00:09:11.000 So now you're up to 70, and those comedians are going on for 15 minutes each.
00:09:15.000 We're going on for an hour each, so it's a whole night.
00:09:19.000 Okay, I guess I get it.
00:09:23.000 When I go to Los Angeles, so those shows, pull those up, Jamie.
00:09:26.000 That's April 19th, and then April...
00:09:30.000 30th, Boca Raton.
00:09:32.000 April 30th is Florida, Boca Raton, and then April 19th is The End.
00:09:37.000 The end has become quite a hot comedy club.
00:09:39.000 When we played there a few years ago, it was just like a music venue in a strip mall.
00:09:45.000 But now Leonardo Joni is there, Josh Denny did his special there, and it's become kind of the hot L.A. club, the politically incorrect club where you can't get canceled.
00:09:54.000 But I want to do podcasts and other shit while I'm in L.A. and when I'm in Florida.
00:09:58.000 Help me out here, 20, or no, 40,000 people now, because we emerged with Anthony.
00:10:05.000 We got all his subs.
00:10:06.000 I saw Bubba the Love Sponge saying, we bought Compound Media, and now Anthony works for me.
00:10:12.000 Why would Anthony work here if I already paid him millions of dollars for Compound Media?
00:10:16.000 I did not buy him.
00:10:18.000 We merged.
00:10:19.000 He gets half the profits.
00:10:21.000 He gets the same salary I get.
00:10:23.000 We doubled our income.
00:10:26.000 No, we doubled our subs.
00:10:28.000 I still get the same income, actually.
00:10:31.000 But there was an Asian dude.
00:10:33.000 Who's based, but not super-based.
00:10:36.000 He's mainstream.
00:10:37.000 He's very young.
00:10:39.000 Think Arthur Kwon Lee kind of a guy, but less right-wing.
00:10:43.000 And he has a very popular podcast, like Matan Levels.
00:10:47.000 And he asked me to be on his podcast, and he said, do you have plans to be in L.A.? And I said, no, and just ignored him.
00:10:51.000 I'm not flying down for a podcast.
00:10:53.000 But now I do want to go.
00:10:54.000 And I looked up podcast, in town, L.A., in my emails and texts.
00:11:00.000 I can't find him.
00:11:01.000 Can you help me out?
00:11:02.000 I looked up Asian podcasts. 1.00
00:11:05.000 That's like finding a fucking rice ball in a haystack. 0.99
00:11:10.000 So, do you know who I'm thinking of? 0.99
00:11:12.000 I don't, personally.
00:11:15.000 Don't think of him as like an Elijah Schaefer type of guy.
00:11:18.000 He's more like a Lex Friedman sort of guy politically, but he's not created by Mossad.
00:11:27.000 So we're going to get to the God Wheel today.
00:11:29.000 We did our sponsor, free show.
00:11:30.000 I'm not sure when we're going to go behind the paywall.
00:11:32.000 We're behind a paywall every day for folks who are not subscribed to Compound Censored.
00:11:39.000 Anthony Cooney and I do a show every day.
00:11:40.000 His shows are as good as they've always been, which is fantastic.
00:11:45.000 I listen to them every day.
00:11:46.000 And here's something I meant to mention.
00:11:48.000 Because I listen to Anthony's show every day, I'm not going to overlap his content.
00:11:52.000 So if he totally covers that woman who flipped the plane in Toronto, I'm not covering it.
00:11:57.000 That way, you know, that's what an editor does. 0.60
00:11:59.000 He makes sure stories don't repeat.
00:12:02.000 But Monday is casual Mondays.
00:12:04.000 We just look at hot chicks and new comedians and stuff. 0.98
00:12:06.000 It's totally light and silly. 0.71
00:12:07.000 I don't even wear a suit. 0.99
00:12:09.000 Tuesday is fucking serious. 0.99
00:12:11.000 We do deep dives on subjects like who the fuck is Michael Fanone? 0.99
00:12:15.000 Where did the weather underground come from? 0.95
00:12:18.000 How are they relevant today? 0.99
00:12:20.000 Wednesday, Ant and I sit and just shoot the shit. 0.95
00:12:25.000 Thursday is the Cops and Robbers show, which was botched brutally last night. 0.99
00:12:29.000 Sean was incapable of taking calls.
00:12:32.000 I thought it was a great show, though.
00:12:34.000 It was, yeah.
00:12:35.000 The calls worked eventually, but I botched more than...
00:12:38.000 Don't get me wrong.
00:12:39.000 I botched more than just the calls.
00:12:40.000 I botched the entire thing.
00:12:42.000 Tune into that.
00:12:44.000 It was a catastrophe.
00:12:44.000 It was.
00:12:44.000 Absolute catastrophe.
00:12:45.000 I cried all last night when you left.
00:12:48.000 But I'm a crier.
00:12:49.000 That's what I do.
00:12:50.000 That doesn't help.
00:12:51.000 All the tears in the world don't...
00:12:53.000 Fix the computers.
00:12:54.000 I know.
00:12:55.000 So don't cry.
00:12:56.000 Practice.
00:12:56.000 Well, I can't help it, Gavin.
00:12:59.000 You know what?
00:12:59.000 I want you to move not to the town you want to check out today.
00:13:02.000 I want you to move to the other town.
00:13:03.000 I know, yeah.
00:13:04.000 Because I want you to have friends.
00:13:06.000 Well, that's a tough ask for the other people.
00:13:09.000 Well, you're attractive.
00:13:10.000 That's all you need to be is attractive.
00:13:12.000 Okay.
00:13:12.000 And you're out in the...
00:13:13.000 I want you near me in the suburbs.
00:13:15.000 Okay. 1.00
00:13:15.000 You got to understand, if you're a young man in your 30s and you're not married and you don't live in the city, you're a loser. 1.00
00:13:23.000 So, the guys in the suburbs are like your kind of guys. 0.94
00:13:28.000 They're not going to say...
00:13:29.000 Like, if you were trying to make friends in the East Village, you might have some trouble because there are ambitious people over there.
00:13:34.000 Yeah.
00:13:34.000 So, should I not look at this place in the other town?
00:13:38.000 Go ahead.
00:13:39.000 But, like, you want...
00:13:40.000 At your age, you want a tiny apartment.
00:13:43.000 Yeah.
00:13:43.000 Like, a studio.
00:13:45.000 A tiny home. 1.00
00:13:45.000 Just a place to fuck a chick. 1.00
00:13:47.000 Yep. 1.00
00:13:48.000 You don't want like a living room or whatever.
00:13:51.000 It's location, location, location.
00:13:54.000 I might even encourage you to move to the East Village.
00:13:58.000 But you want a place to walk around in.
00:14:00.000 Now the area I'm talking about, you can go to like, there's three bars near there.
00:14:06.000 And they have 30-somethings in them.
00:14:08.000 Great.
00:14:09.000 You want to have a regular spot.
00:14:11.000 And I'm not encouraging you to be an alcoholic.
00:14:13.000 Have like two Guinnesses.
00:14:15.000 Right?
00:14:16.000 After work.
00:14:18.000 The place you're talking about is near...
00:14:20.000 It's just north of the Bronx.
00:14:22.000 It's for working class families, which is mostly immigrants these days. 0.99
00:14:27.000 So you're going to be around a lot of black postmen and Ukrainian fucking laborers and with kids. 1.00
00:14:36.000 And there's nothing but apartment buildings. 1.00
00:14:39.000 And then, well, we can say.
00:14:41.000 No one's going to track you down.
00:14:42.000 Pelham.
00:14:42.000 We're talking about Pelham.
00:14:43.000 It's a place for young cops who just got married and have a baby. 0.97
00:14:49.000 So there's no bars.
00:14:51.000 There's a couple of sub shops.
00:14:53.000 There's a lot of grocery stores.
00:14:55.000 Interesting.
00:14:56.000 It's like Country Club.
00:14:57.000 Yeah.
00:14:57.000 Okay.
00:14:58.000 Or Mount Vernon. 0.71
00:15:01.000 Well, Mount Vernon's disgusting.
00:15:02.000 Or New Rochelle. 0.99
00:15:04.000 It's a shitty working class neighborhood you don't want to be in. 1.00
00:15:07.000 But check it out. 0.99
00:15:09.000 I don't know.
00:15:10.000 Plus, you want to take girls home. 0.98
00:15:14.000 If there's no bars around there, then you're going to have to be an Uber away.
00:15:18.000 Girls don't want to Uber back to your house. 1.00
00:15:21.000 I remember when I lived in the East Village, I knew a guy in Staten Island. 1.00
00:15:24.000 He got this much pussy. 1.00
00:15:26.000 So the amount that I get? 1.00
00:15:28.000 Yes.
00:15:30.000 I lived above Max Fish on Ludlow Street.
00:15:33.000 My rent was insane.
00:15:36.000 And my apartment was a box.
00:15:38.000 My bedroom, if you could call it that, barely fit my bed.
00:15:42.000 Like, you could not walk around.
00:15:44.000 My bed touched all sides of the wall.
00:15:46.000 And then my living room was about the sides of this desk.
00:15:50.000 And my kitchen was a third of the...
00:15:54.000 My kitchen wasn't a kitchen.
00:15:55.000 It was just a hallway to the bathroom and there happened to be a sink. 1.00
00:15:58.000 But I got insane pussy. 1.00
00:16:00.000 Like crazy girls? 1.00
00:16:02.000 Yes, the best. 0.81
00:16:04.000 Because I'd go, you want to go upstairs and do a little toot or smoke a joint?
00:16:07.000 You can come back down to the bar.
00:16:09.000 It was like owning a bar.
00:16:11.000 You didn't keep them up there.
00:16:12.000 Unless they wanted to.
00:16:14.000 Unless they'd like to.
00:16:15.000 That's how I got my wife. 1.00
00:16:19.000 So today, my co-host is not incompetent Sean, but it is the 100% competent God, creator of the universe.
00:16:29.000 And he never fucks up.
00:16:31.000 We just listen to him.
00:16:32.000 So it's like the Ouija board show.
00:16:34.000 But before we talk to the Lord, I wanted to check in on Don Lamont.
00:16:39.000 He is now rivaling the Opster in the worst New York-centric vidcast.
00:16:47.000 So Don Lamont's idea for a joke, I don't know why he's pursuing comedy. 1.00
00:16:51.000 He's best suited to laughing at stupid people who are smarter than him. 1.00
00:16:57.000 He's finding people you look like. 1.00
00:17:00.000 On the subway and then showing you as the subway drives off so that you don't get killed. 0.96
00:17:05.000 So there's some black woman has like a pronounced mouth a little bit. 1.00
00:17:10.000 So he thinks she looks like a donkey from Shrek, I guess. 0.96
00:17:14.000 And he shows her and then laughs his head off at how funny that is.
00:17:18.000 Help me out here.
00:17:19.000 Now this is just a picture of him You know what? 0.99
00:17:38.000 You totally blend in with the other black mental patients on the subway. 1.00
00:17:43.000 Homeless lunatics with one dread. 1.00
00:17:47.000 Do you get that? 0.98
00:17:49.000 What was the second one?
00:17:50.000 Hey, you're looking at Don Lamont.
00:17:52.000 Does he think he's like Elvis or Trump or something? 1.00
00:17:55.000 Where they're going to go, what the fuck? 1.00
00:17:58.000 New York City, it's got a lot of shitty things about it. 1.00
00:18:01.000 But one of the things I like about New York City is no one gives a fuck about celebrities. 1.00
00:18:06.000 You know, you see who's a famous person, Kim Kardashian, walking down the street, and there might be a few 12-year-old black girls that freak out, but most of us just go, oh, there's that chick with the fat ass that divorced Kanye. 1.00
00:18:19.000 So, Don Lamont, seeing Don Lamont, you might go faggot or something at the most. 1.00
00:18:26.000 That's the most. 0.99
00:18:27.000 I wouldn't even recognize him, and I'm like a news junkie.
00:18:30.000 Like, if I saw him on the subway, like...
00:18:33.000 It just looks like some guy.
00:18:34.000 I don't know. 0.97
00:18:35.000 Some gay black guy. 0.93
00:18:36.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:18:37.000 Yeah.
00:18:38.000 I definitely...
00:18:40.000 I might want to say something rude and film it for the show, for content, so forget me. 0.77
00:18:45.000 But say I worked at a newspaper, I would just go, oh, I think that's a gay dude that got fired from CNN. Anyway, that's insane. 1.00
00:18:55.000 And then my other insane thing I want to get to today is Al Sharpton.
00:19:01.000 How out of touch?
00:19:03.000 There's something about boomer African Americans, like the NAACP, that are just so far out of touch. 0.97
00:19:10.000 They haven't evolved.
00:19:12.000 Like that black church that has the Proud Boy logo.
00:19:16.000 They've made t-shirts, which should be in my mailbox any second now, that say they own the logo.
00:19:21.000 The courts gave them the Proud Boys logo.
00:19:23.000 And so to stick it to the Proud Boys, they made shirts that say, Proud Boys, stay black.
00:19:31.000 Every Proud Boy I know is bought like 10. They love them.
00:19:35.000 They want to get married at that church.
00:19:37.000 They love the church.
00:19:38.000 They think it's hilarious. 0.70
00:19:39.000 But they assume that they're white supremacists, so this will bother them.
00:19:43.000 But you've got to check your assumption first.
00:19:45.000 Before you go making t-shirts based on your hypothesis, make sure you're correct.
00:19:50.000 Like Joe Biggs.
00:19:51.000 When he was in prison, they would torture him by saying, we're going to... 1.00
00:19:55.000 Expose you and put fake kiddie porn in your cell because you're a white supremacist. 1.00
00:20:00.000 And don't you hate it that all the COs are black here? 1.00
00:20:03.000 He's like, I figured they would be. 0.98
00:20:04.000 We're in the cell. 0.96
00:20:06.000 Enrique Tarrio is no longer the chairman, apparently, but the organization is run by a black dude. 0.97
00:20:13.000 How are you blowing minds by saying stay black?
00:20:17.000 Anyway, so the Black Church NAACP. And Al Sharpton is under the impression, we're in it right now, by the way, that he, first of all, he's under the impression that he has power over black America.
00:20:34.000 But he's going on a sales boycott where black people aren't going to buy anything from 12 p.m., it's 12.20 right now, till midnight.
00:20:48.000 12 hours, you're going to see what the economy is like. 0.99
00:20:51.000 This reminds me of in Europe when women went on strike and businesses were shocked at how much shit they got done. 0.96
00:20:57.000 So don't make any purchases. 0.98
00:21:00.000 This is the first step to counter the DEI cuts, the D-I-E cuts.
00:21:05.000 So who's participating?
00:21:08.000 I thought it was just black people.
00:21:10.000 I think it's like all the left, really, or like the very activist.
00:21:15.000 Everyone.
00:21:15.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:21:17.000 Okay, but...
00:21:18.000 Normal people...
00:21:19.000 Ukrainians are not asking Al Sharpton what to do. 0.89
00:21:24.000 Not even gays. 1.00
00:21:25.000 Like, gays don't even know who he is. 1.00
00:21:27.000 So his audience is like a few old boomer liberals and mostly like middle-class black Americans, I'd say.
00:21:35.000 Over 50, though.
00:21:37.000 So, by the way, the thing about over 50s is we're not known for our purchasing power.
00:21:42.000 Like, I got this suit from Nita Fashions.
00:21:45.000 I've been wearing it for seven years. 0.99
00:21:48.000 I don't even know where I got half my shit. 0.99
00:21:50.000 I have no idea where I got this tie from. 0.99
00:21:52.000 Apparently I got it from the tie bar.
00:21:55.000 Do not use credit cards if necessary only by essentials of absolute necessary...
00:22:01.000 Wait.
00:22:02.000 He's got a typo.
00:22:04.000 I can't read it.
00:22:06.000 Only buy essentials of, oh I see, that's not a typo, of absolutely necessary items such as food, medicine, emergency supplies.
00:22:14.000 Couldn't you have bought that yesterday? 0.99
00:22:16.000 Couldn't you buy your gauze and your fucking band-aids yesterday? 0.99
00:22:21.000 If you must spend, only support small local businesses. 0.99
00:22:26.000 Way too many parameters, dude.
00:22:28.000 Corporations and banks only care about their bottom line. 0.89
00:22:30.000 Disrupting the economy from one day sends a powerful message.
00:22:32.000 You're not disrupting the economy, Al.
00:22:35.000 I'll bet my economy.
00:22:36.000 I'll bet my life savings.
00:22:39.000 This is an irrelevant blip.
00:22:41.000 Please share with all of your contacts.
00:22:45.000 Economic blackout begins today.
00:22:48.000 Wait, it's 24 hours.
00:22:49.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:22:50.000 So it goes from noon today till noon tomorrow. 0.99
00:22:54.000 What a retard. 1.00
00:22:56.000 This is exactly the same as the Don Lamont subway thing. 0.99
00:23:01.000 It is just a wildly irrelevant gesture that will have 0.000 impact on anything.
00:23:09.000 I'll bet you $100 you wouldn't have heard of it if I hadn't showed you that right now.
00:23:13.000 Have you heard of this?
00:23:15.000 I have.
00:23:15.000 I've seen it around.
00:23:16.000 Really?
00:23:17.000 Yeah, I have.
00:23:18.000 Where?
00:23:19.000 Let's see.
00:23:20.000 Where have I seen it around?
00:23:21.000 Just like Twitter and stuff.
00:23:23.000 I've interacted with a couple of like...
00:23:26.000 Left-wing Twitter accounts to be gay, and now everything on Twitter that I see is left-wing.
00:23:32.000 So I've seen people do this and say, don't buy anything today.
00:23:36.000 But this has happened many times before where they say, don't buy gas on this day and stuff, and it never does anything.
00:23:41.000 It's just like an empty jerk-off gesture.
00:23:44.000 When I was a tree planter in northern Ontario in 1991, I was the foreman of my crew, and there was a guy who ran the local stand. 0.81
00:23:53.000 We were way the fuck up, like 20 hours north of here.
00:23:56.000 And it was called, what was the name of the town?
00:24:01.000 Roya-Norenda, but that's in Quebec, but it was up there.
00:24:06.000 Look at northern Ontario, if you will, briefly, show us a map.
00:24:11.000 As far, literally as far north as you can go.
00:24:14.000 And then we would drive two more hours to our site every day.
00:24:17.000 Not every day, an hour.
00:24:19.000 His name was Barry something. 1.00
00:24:21.000 And he was a complete dick to all of us. 0.99
00:24:23.000 And meanwhile, we're giving his store tons of money. 0.99
00:24:25.000 There's like 50 of us.
00:24:26.000 And there's usually just loggers up there.
00:24:29.000 So I had a...
00:24:31.000 Okay, zoom in there.
00:24:32.000 I'm going to need some towns.
00:24:35.000 Kappas Casing.
00:24:36.000 North of there.
00:24:39.000 Sometimes we would do Kappas Casing.
00:24:42.000 What was it now?
00:24:43.000 Go along that road, though, that Kappa's casings on. 0.99
00:24:46.000 Palmquist, Manitow.
00:24:52.000 Manitowana?
00:24:53.000 Anyway, it was up like Manitowana, whatever that is up there.
00:24:58.000 Nothing's wrong, just bugs.
00:24:59.000 So I go, let's boycott.
00:25:01.000 So we had meetings, and it was called the, let's say his name was Brown, Berry Brown Hate Club.
00:25:06.000 And I made logos for it and stuff, and we would have meetings and we'd talk about it.
00:25:10.000 And then the locals, I just remember this, locals would come to our campsite to attend the meetings. 0.99
00:25:15.000 And they would tell stories about what a dick he is and what he'd done to them. 0.98
00:25:18.000 So I go, okay, for our final meeting, we were done our season. 0.99
00:25:21.000 Let's go to the store and we will walk in and not order anything.
00:25:26.000 And we'll all look at stuff and that will really piss them off.
00:25:29.000 Then we'll get back on the school bus and go back.
00:25:31.000 So we do that and I look over at some Franco-Canadian, always the Quebecers that wreck everything. 1.00
00:25:37.000 He's got an ice cream cone. 1.00
00:25:39.000 I go, Richard, what the fuck are you doing? 0.99
00:25:41.000 And he goes, what? 0.99
00:25:42.000 I go, the whole reason we're here is to freak him out with our boycott.
00:25:46.000 And he goes, I was hungry.
00:25:48.000 I was hungry. 0.65
00:25:51.000 This is what Al Sharpton is about to experience on his retarded 24-hour boycott of what? 0.99
00:25:59.000 The economy?
00:26:00.000 Yeah.
00:26:01.000 What are you doing?
00:26:02.000 You're boycotting the economy? 0.99
00:26:06.000 His brain is a walnut. 0.80
00:26:09.000 You've seen him read the teleprompters. 0.87
00:26:11.000 Yeah.
00:26:12.000 Chris Plant always laughs that he calls Goebbels, Gerbels.
00:26:17.000 Anyway, I had to get that out before we started the show.
00:26:21.000 No disrespect to the Lord in heaven above.
00:26:23.000 He will be deciding what we talk about from now on.
00:26:26.000 Friday is God Day.
00:26:28.000 It's the day of the God Wheel.
00:26:29.000 So why don't you play the intro and I will grab the God Wheel.
00:26:33.000 All right.
00:26:34.000 Ready.
00:26:43.000 Why are you... 0.99
00:26:48.000 That's the gay wheel. 1.00
00:26:51.000 Okay. 0.98
00:26:52.000 That's not helping.
00:26:54.000 Sean's first week on the job.
00:26:56.000 Things are going to be wildly imperfect at best.
00:27:01.000 My tie's looking perfect, though.
00:27:04.000 So did you not know we were going to be doing the God Wheel?
00:27:07.000 I did.
00:27:07.000 I got it right here.
00:27:08.000 Okay.
00:27:08.000 The God Wheel.
00:27:20.000 Okay, that was terrible.
00:27:21.000 We could see the backgrounds and everything.
00:27:26.000 I'm going to spin it both ways today.
00:27:29.000 Some people pointed out that if you only do one way, then it airs on the side of the rebound.
00:27:37.000 Oh, good.
00:27:41.000 That was a good use of the guitar, Sean.
00:27:44.000 Yesterday, last night, I should say, Tim Dickman pointed out, he said, I have to uplift you, too.
00:27:48.000 Positive reinforcement when you do things that are good.
00:27:52.000 Interesting.
00:27:53.000 War on kids.
00:27:55.000 Wow.
00:27:56.000 Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention the newspaper today.
00:27:58.000 Gene Hackman died. 1.00
00:27:59.000 Who gives a fuck? 1.00
00:28:00.000 It's a weird death, though. 1.00
00:28:02.000 No, it's not weird.
00:28:02.000 He fell in the mudroom.
00:28:05.000 And died.
00:28:06.000 That's what happened.
00:28:07.000 Probably died and then fell.
00:28:09.000 His Japanese wife has been very loyal for 35 years.
00:28:13.000 And she did what Japanese people do. 1.00
00:28:15.000 She committed Harry Carey.
00:28:16.000 She took a bunch of pills and died.
00:28:18.000 The dog died of starvation.
00:28:19.000 It was in a kennel.
00:28:21.000 And then the other dogs just wandered around eating mice until they realized what was going on.
00:28:27.000 Sorry.
00:28:28.000 No conspiracy there.
00:28:30.000 Leave them alone. 1.00
00:28:31.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:28:32.000 So the war on kids. 1.00
00:28:32.000 Let's do the interstitials. 1.00
00:28:33.000 Okay.
00:28:34.000 Hello, class!
00:28:35.000 I had a sex change up, Ray.
00:28:38.000 Who wants to pound my bag? 1.00
00:28:40.000 We're living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage. 0.99
00:28:46.000 Regulations to indoctrinate America's school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctors. 0.99
00:28:53.000 On your feet, soldier!
00:28:54.000 On your feet!
00:28:57.000 Why is your screen square?
00:28:59.000 I don't know why it's cropped like that.
00:29:02.000 Okay.
00:29:02.000 I'll fix it.
00:29:04.000 Or will you?
00:29:06.000 There's things I don't like talking about.
00:29:08.000 Racism gets depressing to talk about, you know, black privilege and all that stuff. 0.52
00:29:12.000 War on kids. 0.97
00:29:14.000 I got kids.
00:29:15.000 I love kids.
00:29:16.000 I've always been a kid guy.
00:29:18.000 Even when I was a kid, I loved kids.
00:29:22.000 So I get depressed and very uncomfortable with this subject, but this is God's way of saying you've got to take the crunchy with the smooth.
00:29:30.000 You've got to eat your vegetables, and if your job is to inform the public, In an amusing way, you still have to inform the public.
00:29:40.000 So here we go, guys.
00:29:42.000 Time to eat your Brussels sprouts. 1.00
00:29:45.000 Major child sex ring. 1.00
00:29:49.000 This was the best way to do it, too.
00:29:52.000 There was no kids involved in this.
00:29:53.000 They invented fake kids for sale.
00:29:55.000 And the disturbing part is we're in a relatively unpopulated state like Arizona, a desert for the most part.
00:30:03.000 And they found...
00:30:05.000 202 people.
00:30:07.000 Interesting.
00:30:08.000 Not just making out with a 15-year-old, but buying a child.
00:30:14.000 Could this number be two, please? 1.00
00:30:17.000 Can you just find two disgusting, mentally ill, balding trannies who we can just throw in the garbage, push them off a cliff and forget about it? 1.00
00:30:27.000 202 people? 1.00
00:30:28.000 like you couldn't fit 202 people in this big studio.
00:30:31.000 Hit it.
00:30:41.000 Probably should include audio.
00:30:44.000 Go back to the beginning.
00:30:45.000 Scottsdale Police make hundreds of arrests in a human trafficking sting.
00:30:49.000 In this operation, it took place from January 22nd to February 15th.
00:30:53.000 It resulted in the arrest of 202 people, and they were charged with child sex trafficking, prostitution, and luring a minor, to name a few of those charges.
00:31:04.000 And the officials say that the operation was decoy-based, so no children were actually involved.
00:31:11.000 Within those arrests, more than 200 of them, there were 53 felonies and nearly 150 misdemeanors.
00:31:21.000 Thanks, God.
00:31:24.000 Also in War on Kids News. 0.98
00:31:27.000 This I like better because this woman is clearly a fucking mental patient and hopefully not indicative of a pattern like that previous link. 0.99
00:31:36.000 This woman had a hidden wall. 1.00
00:31:38.000 She had a daycare.
00:31:39.000 She had a hidden wall and she had 25 kids there in a basement in the dark living like feral savages. 0.95
00:31:45.000 And the kids, the parents noticed, were very aggressive when they came out.
00:31:50.000 So just like a living hell.
00:31:54.000 And I don't know.
00:31:55.000 How do we know about this?
00:31:58.000 Did neighbors complain about the screaming? 0.92
00:32:01.000 So she's going to jail for a long ass time. 1.00
00:32:05.000 She kind of looks like my friend's wife. 0.96
00:32:07.000 A judge in Colorado sent his former daycare to six years in prison?
00:32:12.000 I hope she's in the hole the whole time like Proud Boys.
00:32:16.000 Proud Boys get 22 years for a riot they were not at. 0.97
00:32:20.000 A woman who tortures dozens of children. 1.00
00:32:23.000 For weeks on end, she gets a bunch of misdemeanors in six years.
00:32:28.000 Under the sentence, prior to the sentence being announced, she reportedly played a nearly hour-long video with statements from the children's parents saying their kids are traumatized.
00:32:38.000 Body camera video reportedly showed Faith lying to cops, saying at first she's not taking care of any children.
00:32:44.000 And then there's scrape marks on the wooden floor leading away from a wall to a small seam.
00:32:49.000 Oh yeah, so that's how they found the door.
00:32:51.000 Former faith employee Valerie Fresquez, who testified at the trial that she often cared for seven to nine children alone, but thought the daycare was safe, took a plea deal.
00:32:59.000 So we don't know how this was discovered.
00:33:02.000 Good work, Jerry Lamb, journalist at Law and Crime.
00:33:06.000 But I think the pattern here is, the takeaway is, daycare is wrong, daycare is evil.
00:33:12.000 Yeah, easy for you to say, rich guy.
00:33:14.000 You can afford it.
00:33:15.000 Eh, I'm not buying that.
00:33:18.000 You work, man.
00:33:20.000 Right?
00:33:21.000 You have a home person, right?
00:33:24.000 To add a woman and a child to that mix, it just costs a little bit more in groceries. 1.00
00:33:30.000 So I don't buy the whole, we can't afford to have the mom stay at home. 0.93
00:33:35.000 Yeah, you can't afford two vehicles and regular holidays and a nice house in the backyard.
00:33:41.000 But as I keep saying, when I was a kid, we were considered middle class.
00:33:45.000 My mom stayed home.
00:33:47.000 We had a small house at 38 Stinson Avenue.
00:33:50.000 In what is now Ottawa, but was called Bell's Corners, Ontario.
00:33:56.000 And a modest little home.
00:33:59.000 My mom, we had one car.
00:34:02.000 We did not go on vacation.
00:34:04.000 I didn't have like hockey.
00:34:06.000 We played road hockey.
00:34:07.000 I was not a part of any organized sports.
00:34:10.000 And the groceries were cheap.
00:34:12.000 My mom made everything from scratch.
00:34:13.000 My mom would make some of my clothes.
00:34:16.000 I remember having like a corduroy suit, like a corduroy top and corduroy pants made with prints she got from the library. 0.96
00:34:24.000 So we were fucking poor and we survived. 0.97
00:34:29.000 Daycare is wrong. 0.99
00:34:30.000 And when you work as a woman, you've got your car, you've got your transportation, you've got your car cost, you've got daycare. 0.99
00:34:37.000 You brought yourselves into a new tax bracket.
00:34:39.000 How much do you really profit?
00:34:41.000 How much do you add to the household income? 0.99
00:34:44.000 Ten grand a year?
00:34:45.000 Thanks.
00:34:46.000 Thanks for showing up.
00:34:48.000 So I think daycare is wrong.
00:34:50.000 And as Paul Joseph Watson points out, all of these screaming, shrill millennials demanding attention and being loud, you see them at protests just screaming into one of our buddy's mics. 0.95
00:35:01.000 That's how you act in a daycare, right?
00:35:04.000 The louder you scream, the more attention you get.
00:35:08.000 So...
00:35:09.000 That's why that story is relevant and not just a freak occurrence, though it is also a freak occurrence.
00:35:16.000 Here's another reason I hate this subject. 0.96
00:35:18.000 Tom Homan, who is a fucking hero, he describes what he's finding at the border and why he's so determined to fix illegal immigration. 1.00
00:35:28.000 Tom Homan's a racist. 1.00
00:35:29.000 Tom Homan's an a**hole. 1.00
00:35:31.000 Say whatever you want. 1.00
00:35:32.000 I don't give a s**t. 0.95
00:35:34.000 Why do I care? 0.97
00:35:35.000 I care because I stood in the back of a tractor trailer of 19 dead aliens that suffocated and baked to death, including a five-year-old little boy that died in his father's arms.
00:35:44.000 I've talked to little girls as young as nine years old that were rucked multiple times by criminal cartels.
00:35:49.000 They're animals.
00:35:50.000 When you look into a little girl's eyes, nine years old, who had adults take everything innocent and pure from her, you look in those eyes and those eyes have no life in them.
00:36:01.000 Her life will never be the same.
00:36:03.000 That's what me off.
00:36:04.000 I'm homeless.
00:36:05.000 Wow.
00:36:07.000 Nine years old, folks. 1.00
00:36:10.000 Nine fucking years old. 1.00
00:36:12.000 Wow. 1.00
00:36:14.000 And the lefties are against closing the borders.
00:36:17.000 How about the fact that I believe it's 89%, maybe 90%.
00:36:23.000 Of women who cross the border are raped.
00:36:26.000 It's so common, it's not really called rape. 0.85
00:36:29.000 It's a deal you make with the devil.
00:36:32.000 And these women will take birth control pills before they go over because they know there's going to be a bunch of coyotes coming in her. 1.00
00:36:41.000 Sorry for the crass language, folks, but that's what's going on.
00:36:46.000 Where are the feminists? 1.00
00:36:50.000 They're talking about abortion all the time, the right to kill babies. 0.99
00:36:52.000 How about the right not to be raped? 0.99
00:36:55.000 Anyway, that was very unfortunate.
00:36:57.000 Thanks a lot, God.
00:36:59.000 But I'm going to spin it again.
00:37:01.000 If he brings us back to war on kids, that means we have a major problem on our hands.
00:37:06.000 It kind of ruins our weekend, no offense.
00:37:09.000 But okay, we will focus on it.
00:37:10.000 So we've got at least 20 topics here.
00:37:13.000 Let's hope the next one is kind of fun.
00:37:15.000 It's a Friday.
00:37:15.000 I want to party.
00:37:18.000 Ready?
00:37:18.000 Yep.
00:37:23.000 Yeesh.
00:37:25.000 I feel like a comedian opening up after someone who's dying of breast cancer.
00:37:28.000 Please don't be warning kids.
00:37:29.000 Please don't be warning kids.
00:37:31.000 Excellent.
00:37:31.000 Thank you.
00:37:32.000 Oh, good. 0.77
00:37:33.000 And I know the video that's at the top of final videos, and it is a kid trying to say frozen yogurt, which is God's way of saying, sorry, dudes, I had to tell you what's going on in the world, but let's remember how fucking adorable kids are. 0.96
00:37:46.000 I got a letter from a baby monster, actually. 0.93
00:37:48.000 You know what?
00:37:49.000 I'm just going to read it, just for fun.
00:37:51.000 I have a file in my email called Babies I Made, and every time someone says, hey, man, I had a kid because of you, I put it in there.
00:37:58.000 There's hundreds.
00:37:59.000 Hundreds.
00:38:01.000 This is from a guy named Saxon.
00:38:03.000 Should I have another baby?
00:38:04.000 First of all, thank you. 0.99
00:38:05.000 You're the reason I got my shit together. 0.95
00:38:06.000 I currently have three children at the age of 32. You have three kids at the age of 32? 1.00
00:38:10.000 You had triplets? 0.99
00:38:12.000 And now I guess you're in your 50s? 0.94
00:38:14.000 No, he's 32, sillies.
00:38:17.000 My question is, should I have one more?
00:38:18.000 My first concern is the age gap will now be five years between my youngest and the new arrival.
00:38:23.000 My second concern is that...
00:38:26.000 The youngest?
00:38:27.000 Yeah, that's unfortunate.
00:38:28.000 My second concern is that family members are warning me that when you go over three, you run the risk of not giving enough attention to all the children. 0.98
00:38:35.000 That's horseshit.
00:38:37.000 The other thing that happens when you break the three barrier is the oldest starts helping take care of the youngest. 0.96
00:38:44.000 And a big age gap is kind of a bummer.
00:38:47.000 Like, I had two years apart with my first two kids, which is ideal.
00:38:52.000 They're friends when they're little.
00:38:53.000 But then the next kid we waited four years for. 0.99
00:38:56.000 And we'd all be talking at the dinner table, and he'd just be like an alien, having no idea what the fuck we're talking about. 0.74
00:39:02.000 We tried to play family trivial pursuit, and the kids were like six and eight. 0.95
00:39:07.000 And then, no, maybe he was four, so the kids were eight and ten. 0.98
00:39:11.000 And the eight and ten-year-olds were getting all the questions right, and he had no idea what the fuck was going on. 0.83
00:39:15.000 And that's when he pushed past his brother and sister and answered one of the questions with, Michael Frog Jackson. 0.93
00:39:23.000 And that is why I have a tattoo on my arm that says Michael Frog Jackson.
00:39:27.000 It's one of the funniest things in the world.
00:39:30.000 But that passes.
00:39:31.000 It's not ideal, having a big age gap, but it's nothing compared to the joy of having more than three kids. 0.98
00:39:37.000 One is for losers, two is for fags, three is a bare minimum. 1.00
00:39:39.000 I am not jealous of rich people. 0.99
00:39:41.000 I'm obviously not jealous of famous people.
00:39:44.000 But people with four or more kids, I feel cowed by them.
00:39:48.000 Like, it's the equivalent of what most people feel when they see someone who has a private jet.
00:39:52.000 Like, I just go, eh.
00:39:53.000 When I see, like, Pete Hegseth swarm, or even Alec Baldwin, he's got, I think, nine kids.
00:40:02.000 Maybe it's seven?
00:40:04.000 He's only been married for 12 years to this fake Spanish chick. 1.00
00:40:10.000 Like, that means she's been basically pregnant their entire marriage. 0.96
00:40:15.000 Awesome.
00:40:17.000 Anyway, let's check in on this kid.
00:40:18.000 If you have any doubts about having kids, you may want to hear one say frozen yogurt.
00:40:23.000 Let's play the interstitial first, right?
00:40:26.000 Okay.
00:40:27.000 That wasn't AI.
00:40:43.000 That one's not AI.
00:40:45.000 No.
00:40:46.000 Okay, let's hear frozen. 0.99
00:40:47.000 By the way, my kid, like he would call a sloth a slog, or kids call sunscreen sunscreen, and you always look at the older kids whenever he says a word wrong, and you're like, don't fucking correct him or you're dead. 0.98
00:41:03.000 They say bogle instead of burger, and murch instead of merch, and chalk instead of jerk. 0.98
00:41:10.000 Let's hear them say frozen yogurt.
00:41:12.000 Yogurt. 1.00
00:41:13.000 Fuck it. 1.00
00:41:14.000 Fuck it. 1.00
00:41:16.000 Lean. 1.00
00:41:18.000 Fuck it. 1.00
00:41:20.000 Fuck it. 1.00
00:41:22.000 Say frozen yogurt. 1.00
00:41:24.000 Fucking fuck it. 1.00
00:41:25.000 I wonder how Anthony is going to be on WABC not being able to swear. 1.00
00:41:33.000 Here is Tommy's guys, Chris Farley and the other dude on Shark Tank.
00:41:40.000 Very well done video.
00:41:42.000 This probably should be in Sprinkles.
00:41:45.000 But it's not.
00:41:51.000 Next up are entrepreneurs who believe their product is cooler than the rest.
00:41:56.000 Our brake pads are made with a non-corrosive poly plate.
00:41:59.000 Okay, so wait, so wait.
00:42:00.000 You went so over the top with nonsense, it is everything but a legitimate product.
00:42:05.000 And for those reasons, I'm out.
00:42:08.000 What my associate is trying to say is that...
00:42:12.000 Our new brake pads are really cool.
00:42:14.000 You're not even going to believe it.
00:42:15.000 Where is your proof of this?
00:42:17.000 What study do you have?
00:42:18.000 Hey, I'll tell you what. 1.00
00:42:19.000 You can take a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it? 1.00
00:42:25.000 I'm out. 0.99
00:42:26.000 I find your presentation is exhausting and complicated. 1.00
00:42:30.000 No, I mean, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass, but then, no. 1.00
00:42:37.000 It's got to be your bull. 1.00
00:42:38.000 Wow.
00:42:41.000 You guys want this or American Gladiators?
00:42:45.000 I can't do this anymore, man.
00:42:45.000 Gladiators.
00:42:48.000 My hat's about to explode. 1.00
00:42:51.000 My whole life sucks. 0.99
00:42:52.000 I don't know what I'm doing. 0.99
00:42:54.000 I don't know where I'm going.
00:42:55.000 My dad just died.
00:42:56.000 He just killed Bambi. 1.00
00:42:58.000 I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I want to jerk the wheel. 1.00
00:43:02.000 You know my goddamn bridge in Buntman. 1.00
00:43:05.000 You're a ****. 1.00
00:43:06.000 Get the **** out of here. 1.00
00:43:10.000 F*** you. 1.00
00:43:12.000 Hold me in touch. 1.00
00:43:14.000 Wow.
00:43:15.000 That was quality.
00:43:17.000 That's really good.
00:43:18.000 Here's another great kid one.
00:43:20.000 Thank you, by the way, God.
00:43:21.000 I think what God's saying here is like, guys, enjoy yourselves.
00:43:25.000 Have fun.
00:43:26.000 You can laugh at cute kids, but remember the kids that aren't being laughed at.
00:43:31.000 You know.
00:43:32.000 While you're out there enjoying yourself.
00:43:34.000 That's a great lesson. 1.00
00:43:35.000 I love, this is two grandparents are visiting their son and seeing their grandson on a fucking motorcycle. 1.00
00:43:43.000 Ripping through the back lawn. 1.00
00:43:45.000 What a life.
00:43:47.000 Ah, boy!
00:43:48.000 What would you say that is?
00:44:00.000 40 miles an hour?
00:44:02.000 I think that's 40 miles an hour.
00:44:06.000 I don't...
00:44:07.000 I mean, I could go...
00:44:09.000 No, I'm not going down to 30. I'll go down to 37, maybe.
00:44:14.000 I could go up to 44. It's definitely in the 40 range.
00:44:19.000 That's awesome.
00:44:20.000 I love that the dad's just...
00:44:22.000 Granddad's just laughing like that.
00:44:28.000 Okay, wait, we may have already shown this one.
00:44:32.000 Shown?
00:44:33.000 Showed?
00:44:34.000 Displayed?
00:44:38.000 Okay, no. 1.00
00:44:39.000 That's gay and boring and old. 1.00
00:44:41.000 Some camera trick that makes things look like train models? 1.00
00:44:45.000 Yuck.
00:44:46.000 Nerdy. 0.76
00:44:50.000 This is a French-Canadian swearing.
00:44:52.000 This is the demographic I was discussing earlier that eats ice cream at a boycott, much to me and Al Sharpton's chagrin.
00:45:01.000 *bass* That's right!
00:45:23.000 Well, that's right! 1.00
00:45:26.000 Oh, you're a c*****! 1.00
00:45:28.000 My cousin's got a piece of stuff! 1.00
00:45:31.000 But, tabama! 0.96
00:45:34.000 Well, that's right!
00:45:35.000 I don't know!
00:45:37.000 - Oh, y'en a an old. - El Yano. - I haven't lived in Quebec since the late '90s.
00:45:51.000 I forgot how unbelievably retarded they are. 1.00
00:45:55.000 They are some of the stupidest people. 1.00
00:45:58.000 You know, we sent priests to Quebec. 1.00
00:46:02.000 What is now Quebec in the 1600s to show them the ways of Catholicism.
00:46:06.000 The Indians just pulled out all their fingernails. 1.00
00:46:08.000 So we just sent bruisers, the most violent soldiers we could find. 1.00
00:46:12.000 They killed them all. 0.98
00:46:13.000 And they started Quebec. 1.00
00:46:14.000 But then they had no one to fuck. 1.00
00:46:16.000 So we just went whores over there. 1.00
00:46:17.000 So it's violent, sadistic morons and whores. 1.00
00:46:21.000 That's their ancestors. 1.00
00:46:22.000 You think Australia has a bad background. 1.00
00:46:25.000 Quebec is just human garbage. 1.00
00:46:27.000 What? 1.00
00:46:28.000 Episode title?
00:46:29.000 What did I say?
00:46:29.000 A violent...
00:46:32.000 Violent.
00:46:33.000 Okay, thanks for helping out.
00:46:35.000 You already forgot in one nanosecond.
00:46:38.000 But the other funny thing about the French, I'm sure I've told you this many times, is their swear words. 0.99
00:46:43.000 So he was saying modit, which is dammit. 0.97
00:46:46.000 He's saying callus, which is the chalice. 0.98
00:46:49.000 He was saying tabarnak, which is the tabernacle.
00:46:53.000 And he was saying esti, which is the hosti, which is the host. 1.00
00:46:59.000 You could say shit and fuck to a two-year-old. 1.00
00:47:01.000 No one cares. 1.00
00:47:02.000 You could say suck a dick to a baby and no one minds. 1.00
00:47:05.000 You say the tabernacle to a child? 1.00
00:47:08.000 I mean, you're getting arrested.
00:47:12.000 Here's a fun...
00:47:13.000 I love people getting scared.
00:47:15.000 My favorite compilation videos, besides people getting arrested, is people scaring the shit out of people who are very prone to being scared.
00:47:21.000 Unfortunately, this has ceased to be because it's so old, but it was that...
00:47:25.000 You've seen it a million times.
00:47:26.000 It's that app.
00:47:27.000 Where it makes it look like a spider's crawling on you. 0.99
00:47:30.000 And people see it in the video and they go fucking insane. 0.98
00:47:35.000 Oh, here's a... 0.98
00:47:36.000 I've always said, and this is more...
00:47:38.000 It's funny that God sent us to this.
00:47:41.000 I've always said that it's evidence of the Lord when you see incredible art.
00:47:48.000 And it's not just rich people or people that went to art school that are good at drawing.
00:47:51.000 The Lord, just like sprinkles with comedy, the Lord just randomly sprinkles artistic talent on random people. 0.94
00:47:57.000 And the proof is, you're in the fucking slums of Africa, some guy has a burnt piece of wood, and he's doing these photorealistic sketches of his mom on a piece of bark. 0.97
00:48:09.000 That's proof. 0.99
00:48:10.000 That's God leaving his calling card, saying, I'm here.
00:48:13.000 And let's see what this kid does with barbershop shavings to also prove that he's around.
00:48:21.000 Okay, sweeping up there.
00:48:23.000 That looks like Southeast Asia or maybe one of those weird Kazakhstan places that's sort of Russian and sort of Asian.
00:48:34.000 Like, what he's doing right now is just tracing what's in his head. 0.99
00:48:37.000 That is fucking perfect. 1.00
00:48:40.000 Holy shit, that's awesome. 1.00
00:48:42.000 I've tried to draw Sid a few times. 0.98
00:48:45.000 He's not easy to recreate.
00:48:50.000 Oh, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention.
00:48:58.000 Sid was very lucky to have hair like that.
00:49:09.000 Us curly-haired people spent hours trying to get our hair like Sid's. 0.98
00:49:13.000 Fucking amazing. 0.98
00:49:14.000 Good work, Chinaman. 0.99
00:49:17.000 I saw a great clip of Ricky Gervais talking about the term Chinaman and how uncreative it is.
00:49:23.000 The guy gets off the boat.
00:49:23.000 Where are you from?
00:49:25.000 China.
00:49:25.000 All right, you're a Chinaman.
00:49:28.000 And then he goes, what about my wife?
00:49:30.000 Oh, that's easy.
00:49:31.000 She's a lady Chinaman. 1.00
00:49:34.000 What's your real name?
00:49:35.000 Ling.
00:49:37.000 Is that your first name or your last name?
00:49:39.000 Both.
00:49:39.000 Ling Ling.
00:49:40.000 Ling Ling.
00:49:42.000 Hello.
00:49:44.000 Quality.
00:49:45.000 Quality comedy from that guy.
00:49:47.000 Okay, I think we did this way last time, right?
00:49:50.000 No?
00:49:50.000 Then it wouldn't be on that side?
00:49:52.000 I'm going to do it this way anyway.
00:49:53.000 You ready?
00:49:54.000 Yep.
00:49:56.000 God, Big John was piling them back last night.
00:50:05.000 He was.
00:50:06.000 He's like, hey, can I get one more and then I'll go?
00:50:08.000 Could I get two more?
00:50:09.000 Let's open one more beer.
00:50:11.000 That's like another 20 minutes.
00:50:13.000 And then Ron just had to leave.
00:50:15.000 He was toasted.
00:50:16.000 Oh, yeah.
00:50:18.000 I had a headache this morning.
00:50:20.000 I gotta be frank.
00:50:21.000 How did you feel?
00:50:22.000 Fine.
00:50:23.000 Yeah, you probably had like four beers.
00:50:25.000 Yeah.
00:50:26.000 Okay, let's play the Prowl Boys interstitial.
00:50:28.000 I'm gonna grab a Gatorade.
00:50:32.000 Maybe you should show yourself.
00:50:35.000 Stand back.
00:50:37.000 Stand by.
00:50:38.000 Proud Boys.
00:50:42.000 Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.
00:50:45.000 Antifa's an idea, not an organization.
00:50:48.000 Oh, you got it.
00:50:48.000 Not militia.
00:50:53.000 A lot of Proud Boys shit this weekend. 1.00
00:51:00.000 This week. 1.00
00:51:01.000 Michael Graves, Joe Biggs.
00:51:04.000 What are the best Gatorades?
00:51:06.000 I think it goes clear, then orange, then blue, then yellow, then red.
00:51:14.000 Red's the worst. 0.71
00:51:15.000 and apparently it's really bad for you.
00:51:17.000 So besides Joe Beggs and Michael Graves, And I'm not even sure Michael Graves is a Proud Boy.
00:51:30.000 I think he just supports them.
00:51:31.000 I don't know if he's ever been to a meetup.
00:51:35.000 He's upstate.
00:51:37.000 So there's chapters upstate.
00:51:39.000 There's Troy.
00:51:40.000 I think there's Syracuse. 0.99
00:51:42.000 Where the fuck are the Proud Boys here? 0.99
00:51:45.000 Proud of your boy. 0.99
00:51:49.000 So here is the church thing.
00:51:52.000 I think we already talked about this.
00:51:56.000 Promoting this church.
00:51:58.000 Please go to their social media and say, hey, Proud Boys sent me here.
00:52:04.000 You guys rock.
00:52:05.000 Love the shirts.
00:52:06.000 Proud of your boy.
00:52:09.000 The African Methodist Episcopal Church is now the official church of the Proud Boys. 0.96
00:52:16.000 They own the logo, so they're the church, right?
00:52:20.000 These are the guys.
00:52:22.000 I've got their Instagram there, too.
00:52:25.000 And I want to get an interview with these guys.
00:52:28.000 I want to talk to them and ask them about the Proud Boys.
00:52:32.000 Yeah, we should keep contacting them and say, are there meetups in D.C. this weekend?
00:52:38.000 Or like, when is Joe Biggs going to get his VA benefits back?
00:52:43.000 Hey, we're trying to open a chapter in Vermont.
00:52:47.000 Does Burlington have one?
00:52:49.000 How many guys do you need to start your own chapter of the club? 0.95
00:52:53.000 Hey, we just...
00:52:54.000 And then the minutia.
00:52:56.000 Like, hey, this guy was disavowed from Columbus, and he's trying to get into the Miami chapter, and they're thinking of accepting him.
00:53:03.000 him. 0.99
00:53:04.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:53:04.000 Michael Graves died? 1.00
00:53:11.000 What the fuck is this about? 0.99
00:53:17.000 Oh, this is some bizarre... 0.99
00:53:19.000 We're drifting into AI where there's entire personalities and videos and art.
00:53:25.000 I saw an article about me dying and my family being in mourning after my death.
00:53:30.000 So this is ex-Proud Boys member returns from death with a chilling message from Jesus.
00:53:37.000 Pride, hatred, and rebellion.
00:53:41.000 This is allegedly Michael Graves.
00:53:46.000 I'm going to text him right now.
00:53:49.000 I agree with all of this.
00:54:15.000 And maybe God sent us here for a reason.
00:54:20.000 They whisper thoughts of superiority, self-righteousness, and hatred, making people think they are justified in their sin.
00:54:27.000 They convince people that they have more time.
00:54:30.000 That repentance can wait.
00:54:32.000 That as long as they believe in God.
00:54:33.000 Okay, that's weird.
00:54:34.000 We don't know if that's made by a computer.
00:54:38.000 This is an email we got saying, is this another Douche Chills Proud Boys nod?
00:54:43.000 And it's from a woman named Lexi.
00:54:46.000 Hey, Sean and Baby Ryan, sorry if this has been submitted, but I don't remember seeing it on Gmail.
00:54:49.000 I just finished bringing grotesquerie on FX. It's not great, but it kind of grows on you.
00:54:56.000 Anyway, the last episode shows the husband of the main character in his comatose dream, aka his ideal world, attending a meeting which could only be explained as a nod to the Proud Boys.
00:55:05.000 Dude just got hit with a Me Too, and then in his coma, while he's rightfully angry and processing it, Travis Kelsey is there, and a strange Stephen Hawking guy for some reason. 0.98
00:55:15.000 Just when I was finally getting into the show, it shits on my boys.
00:55:19.000 I'm not a tech person, so I have no idea how to clip. 0.91
00:55:22.000 It's in the actual part of the show, but here's an explanation at minute three of this vid.
00:55:28.000 So this is some black dude who breaks down every episode of the show. 0.97
00:55:31.000 What a loser thing that is to do. 0.97
00:55:36.000 During the drive, Eddie asked Marshall if he is an angry man, and Eddie said that his anger was his salvation.
00:55:43.000 Eddie and Marshall arrive at their destination and enter a building where Dr. Smythe is talking to a group of men.
00:55:52.000 Marshall starts to speak in front of the group of men about how he was Me Too'd.
00:55:57.000 Yeah, we're going there!
00:56:00.000 And that he feels that society has thrown men like him and everyone in this room away.
00:56:06.000 He suggests that society needs to go back to the way it was, and that strong men are seen as dangerous, but in reality, it is the weak men.
00:56:15.000 That are the ones who are dangerous.
00:56:17.000 You know what's interesting about this theme I see in movies and TV a lot?
00:56:21.000 You've got to understand that guys who write for movies and TV are low-T beta males who couldn't get on the other side of the camera.
00:56:29.000 So their view of masculinity is almost always negative. 0.99
00:56:32.000 Even when it seems positive in clips like this, the guy will end up ultimately learning that women are stronger than men and blah, blah, fucking blah. 0.99
00:56:42.000 Anyway, go ahead. 0.99
00:56:43.000 So, we'll talk about this scene in more detail later on in the video in my theory section.
00:56:48.000 Is that Ryan's bookshelf?
00:56:49.000 But suffice to say, this is going to probably be the catalyst for Season 2, and there's a lot of things here to pick up on.
00:56:56.000 There's characters in this scene that have been seen throughout the entire series so far, and just little things said that make you think that, oh, I see where this is going, or made you confused, because I saw a lot of your comments.
00:57:10.000 Marshall gets a standing ovation and is officially a member of the Mexicali Men's Club.
00:57:16.000 Merritt finds Dr. Whittacombe and tells him that Lois needs his help and that she has lost it.
00:57:22.000 Whittacombe goes to see Lois who tells him...
00:57:24.000 Boring.
00:57:25.000 I don't care.
00:57:27.000 Check out this documentary.
00:57:28.000 Take note of some of the cast.
00:57:29.000 Vim and Peter Stork.
00:57:31.000 Clear intelligence leaders that attacked Trump and it all came out as BS, but they're involved in a nonpartisan film.
00:57:36.000 Cast stated that they had to be nonpartisan to...
00:57:39.000 Participate in the exercise.
00:57:40.000 I have a similar cheap box as you do and I've just watched. 0.98
00:57:43.000 The caretakers of the game are telling you their backstory of being fags, lesbians and the fear that their past military brethren are being manipulated by far-right extremism. 1.00
00:57:52.000 Wait, isn't the military a bunch of fag hags looking for government funds to get tits and burrito dicks? 1.00
00:57:58.000 The right-wing group is called Order of Columbus. 1.00
00:58:01.000 Is that a little Knights of Columbus reference?
00:58:03.000 And they are saying the members are all part of Sovereign Citizen blah blah blah.
00:58:08.000 And then he sends the link, War Game Film, and he goes, minute 49, they ask if white Proud Boys are involved.
00:58:16.000 Okay, let's check that out.
00:58:17.000 Sounds interesting.
00:58:19.000 I think it's worth noting that, wait a minute, this is just available on streaming.
00:58:25.000 I got the trailer here.
00:58:27.000 I think he's talking about the trailer, maybe?
00:58:30.000 Okay.
00:58:31.000 No, he says minute 49. Oh, minute 49. I'm at second 49 in the trailer.
00:58:34.000 So, yeah, I guess we can't do that.
00:58:36.000 Well, I guess...
00:58:37.000 Can you just click one?
00:58:40.000 Amazon Prime Video?
00:58:42.000 Let's see.
00:58:42.000 Yeah, one second here.
00:58:43.000 I'll put in my phone number.
00:58:47.000 I guess we should have worked this out before.
00:58:48.000 We're not doing very good TV here.
00:58:52.000 It's trying to verify your identity on Amazon.
00:58:57.000 Oh, I should have used my thing.
00:58:59.000 I'll use my...
00:59:00.000 Enter the password for this computer.
00:59:02.000 Okay.
00:59:04.000 Let me put that in.
00:59:05.000 What?
00:59:10.000 Sorry, folks.
00:59:11.000 This is not interesting.
00:59:12.000 Okay, I think I got it.
00:59:13.000 Now I've got to rent it for four bucks?
00:59:16.000 I don't have Prime here.
00:59:17.000 I'm not playing that.
00:59:18.000 Sorry.
00:59:19.000 Waste of time.
00:59:20.000 Wasted your time.
00:59:21.000 White Proud Boys are involved.
00:59:22.000 Okay.
00:59:22.000 White Proud Boys.
00:59:23.000 What a weird phrase.
00:59:26.000 They really want...
00:59:28.000 You know what's weird, too, with this obsession with the club?
00:59:31.000 There are Nazi clubs.
00:59:34.000 Like Patriot Front are a white nationalist young men's club.
00:59:40.000 You got your bad guys.
00:59:41.000 Why don't you pay any attention to them?
00:59:44.000 Or there's that Arizona dudes that went to Leonardo Joni's thing. 0.86
00:59:49.000 I'm sure they'll probably want to cover their faces, but I'm sure they'll happily do interviews.
00:59:55.000 Is it because it is a multiracial club that you're worried that it has more appeal?
01:00:01.000 I think when clubs are openly white nationalists, they go, well, that's esoteric.
01:00:05.000 No one's going to really join them. 0.98
01:00:07.000 I'm more worried about groups that are into humor and fun and silliness and have black guys. 1.00
01:00:12.000 I want to ruin them because they have more influence. 0.97
01:00:15.000 That's what it comes down to when you're canceling people is how appealing are they?
01:00:23.000 Someone's going to teach Proud Boys a lesson. 0.91
01:00:26.000 They're all chicks. 1.00
01:00:27.000 What are they going to do?
01:00:27.000 Why would Proud Boys go...
01:00:29.000 Oh yeah, this I saw.