Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 21, 2025


S6E94 - SUSTAINABLE BOOB TAPE FOR DOGS MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHICKPEAS


Episode Stats

Length

36 minutes

Words per Minute

138.97018

Word Count

5,128

Sentence Count

615

Misogynist Sentences

19

Hate Speech Sentences

22


Summary

In this episode of Godwheel, Ron and Anil are joined by special guest and friend of the show, Ron's wife, Maddie, to talk about a variety of topics, including the new Trump administration, the new Tesla Model Y, and the upcoming "Meet and Greet" tour.


Transcript

00:00:16.000 it's Get Off My Ron with Gavin McGinnis.
00:00:39.000 to go.
00:01:09.000 to go.
00:01:15.000 H-U-R-U-L-A.
00:01:18.000 Some Swedish dude from Stockholm.
00:01:22.000 Kind of old.
00:01:23.000 He's almost 45 or something.
00:01:26.000 But he does good little indie rock for chicks.
00:01:29.000 We've been rocking out pretty hard this week.
00:01:31.000 I thought it would be nice to provide some music for females.
00:01:35.000 Great show last night.
00:01:37.000 Stiggs was...
00:01:39.000 Very rude to me after the show because I didn't want to go out to the bar.
00:01:42.000 He used derogatory terms usually reserved for homosexual people.
00:01:47.000 And that was painful.
00:01:49.000 But I think Ron and Maddie and him went out.
00:01:51.000 Did you go meet them later on?
00:01:52.000 I didn't.
00:01:53.000 It just takes too long to get the show ready.
00:01:56.000 But you have in the past.
00:01:58.000 I have in the past, yeah.
00:01:59.000 It might have been when Ryan was here so I had some extra time or something.
00:02:03.000 Oh. Something like that.
00:02:05.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:02:07.000 So, today's newspaper, lesson plan, Trump orders dismantling the Department of Education, handing power to the states.
00:02:14.000 This is great news.
00:02:16.000 The more independent the states, the better the country is.
00:02:19.000 We know that education funding has just been going up like this forever.
00:02:24.000 Student test scores going down.
00:02:27.000 All the money that goes in education goes to bureaucrats.
00:02:30.000 None of it makes it to textbooks, though you get told rhetoric.
00:02:34.000 About, you know, special needs kids not getting attention.
00:02:38.000 Those are separate departments.
00:02:39.000 Food, kids not getting free lunches.
00:02:42.000 That's the Department of Agriculture.
00:02:43.000 So it's all lies.
00:02:45.000 All lies.
00:02:46.000 They're all freaking out.
00:02:47.000 They're all clapping at Tesla exploding and crying about jobs.
00:02:52.000 We saw this with Thatcher when she privatized Britain.
00:02:54.000 They kept complaining about the jobs going away.
00:02:58.000 Yes, stupid jobs are going away.
00:03:02.000 If I relied on the government for this podcast and no one was watching it, I would know that I'm on the chopping block.
00:03:11.000 But we're self-sufficient.
00:03:12.000 We are community-driven.
00:03:15.000 We really are a non-government operation, right?
00:03:18.000 We're an NGO.
00:03:20.000 It took you a while to get the show up last night.
00:03:23.000 Did it?
00:03:24.000 Didn't it?
00:03:25.000 Yeah, a little bit longer than normal.
00:03:30.000 Yes? I don't exactly know why.
00:03:31.000 I was supposed to go through and do some edits on it.
00:03:35.000 But you didn't.
00:03:36.000 I couldn't find exactly what matters.
00:03:39.000 I told you not to worry about those edits.
00:03:40.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:41.000 But you did it anyway?
00:03:43.000 I tried my best to just look and see if it was easy enough to do.
00:03:46.000 So, in the future, I'll just listen better to my boss.
00:03:49.000 That's an interesting angle.
00:03:51.000 Today is the Godwheel episode.
00:03:52.000 We'll make it the free episode.
00:03:54.000 Shoot, we should have been broadcasting this live on Twitter.
00:03:56.000 Okay. I didn't realize we're going to make it the free episode.
00:03:59.000 You can put it on Twitter.
00:04:00.000 Okay. Yeah, put it on Twitter later.
00:04:03.000 That's what I'll do.
00:04:04.000 Okay. And our only client today is Nita Fashions, right?
00:04:09.000 Yeah. And you can pull up the pinned tweet or the ad for it.
00:04:17.000 Tonight is, I think, our second night of the meet and greet tour.
00:04:21.000 Oh, we've pinned a different tweet.
00:04:23.000 Yeah. Whose idea is that?
00:04:26.000 It was Tony's.
00:04:28.000 Okay. And Josh, Denny, because we need to sell tickets to those shows.
00:04:33.000 I did tweet yesterday about New York today.
00:04:37.000 So, Towers at Lot, L-O-T-T-E, New York.
00:04:40.000 I'm going to be there, I think it's 8 to 10. And to book that, you go to info at nitafashions.com, N-I-T-A, fashions, plural, dot com.
00:04:50.000 The Instagram, of course, is at nita.fashions.
00:04:54.000 Cops kept saying, we want to come.
00:04:56.000 Okay, but I'm not giving you a free suit.
00:04:59.000 Like, if you come here, you pay the $200, we hang out, meet and greet, drink.
00:05:03.000 They get you measured up, so they have your blueprint now.
00:05:06.000 You get a free shirt, you get a lifetime pass to all shows.
00:05:08.000 We give you a special pin that gets you into all shows forever.
00:05:12.000 And it's a good little hang.
00:05:15.000 We usually go out for beers after.
00:05:16.000 So, there's that.
00:05:19.000 But, like, if my friends want to come, okay, that's great.
00:05:23.000 But first of all, Peter and Anil are busy measuring the people who paid.
00:05:27.000 I don't know.
00:05:28.000 Go at another time.
00:05:29.000 Why do people want to come to things?
00:05:32.000 This is...
00:05:32.000 I'm wearing my Nita fashion suit.
00:05:34.000 This is the suit that they told me not to make.
00:05:37.000 Why is that?
00:05:38.000 Because it's for a jacket.
00:05:39.000 Oh. It's like a felt jacket.
00:05:42.000 But it's warm as toast.
00:05:43.000 You can't wear this.
00:05:44.000 It's already too late in the year to wear this.
00:05:46.000 But here's a fun...
00:05:47.000 So this...
00:05:48.000 It's a dress shirt I got from Nita Fashions.
00:05:50.000 It's a button-down, but you don't see the buttons.
00:05:52.000 Look, they're hidden.
00:05:54.000 Peek-a-boo.
00:05:55.000 Peek-a-boo.
00:05:58.000 And then, look, you can make your own little logo.
00:06:02.000 So this is a skull.
00:06:03.000 Can you see that?
00:06:03.000 I can't really see what you can see.
00:06:05.000 It's a skull that says GM.
00:06:10.000 And you know what's handy about that?
00:06:11.000 As you get different waves of shirts, as you get fatter, because you're not getting skinnier.
00:06:16.000 Let's cut the shit.
00:06:17.000 You go, oh, GMM is from my skinny days.
00:06:21.000 I know I can't fit in those shirts.
00:06:23.000 GM shirts, I know I can fit.
00:06:25.000 And when I see the skull and crossbone, I go, okay, now I can really relax.
00:06:28.000 That is for the gigantic McInnis.
00:06:33.000 Huge guy.
00:06:34.000 So, if you're not going to any of these, there's Boston and New Jersey still left.
00:06:39.000 Well, you'll probably come to Boston, right?
00:06:41.000 I think I'm going to Boston, yeah.
00:06:42.000 Yeah, that's next week.
00:06:43.000 So you can meet the dud.
00:06:45.000 Get to meet the dud.
00:06:46.000 Yeah, it's exciting.
00:06:48.000 I'm sure there's a big lineup for that.
00:06:51.000 Meet the dud.
00:06:52.000 It's like shoot the freak.
00:06:54.000 But if you can't make any of these dates, of course, you can always go to nitafashions.com.
00:06:59.000 You can go to their Instagram page, nita.fashions, N-I-T-A, and book an appointment online.
00:07:06.000 Get all measured up.
00:07:07.000 You know, go to Amazon, get that tailor, that measuring stick that's not a stick.
00:07:11.000 It's like a string.
00:07:14.000 A tape.
00:07:16.000 And a good first date with a chick.
00:07:19.000 She measures you up online.
00:07:20.000 And then I love when they have your blueprint because you just call in.
00:07:24.000 Then they can send you swatches from Hong Kong and you can decide what you want to wear.
00:07:28.000 Now I know we're manufacturing outside of America, Gavin.
00:07:32.000 Well, a custom suit in New York City is like seven grand.
00:07:36.000 Custom suit from these guys is like one.
00:07:38.000 We hope manufacturing increases in here so we can be more competitive, but right now it's just not possible to get an American suit.
00:07:47.000 Sorry, it's for the rich Uh I'm playing catch-up on GML.
00:07:56.000 Anita Fashions is in town this weekend, so I'm not sure if Gavin has announced there is a meet-and-greet.
00:08:01.000 Let me know.
00:08:03.000 How annoying is that?
00:08:05.000 Have I not?
00:08:07.000 Put it everywhere?
00:08:09.000 It's kind of everywhere, yeah.
00:08:12.000 It's everywhere, dude.
00:08:17.000 I guess I gotta find him the fucking pinned tweet, right?
00:08:22.000 I can attach the image to that mailbag.
00:08:27.000 It's at the end of every episode.
00:08:28.000 Yeah. I'll deal with that later.
00:08:30.000 So, as you know, today is the God wheel.
00:08:33.000 We spin a wheel and we ask the Lord.
00:08:35.000 What he wants us to do, that clock is slow, so it's confusing me.
00:08:42.000 Some people don't like the God wheel, and you know what that means?
00:08:46.000 That means you don't like God.
00:08:49.000 So, I'm not going to punish you, but God will probably give you cancer, or strike you with lightning, or just make you ugly like this.
00:08:59.000 This is a seven-day bender, by the way.
00:09:02.000 I don't recommend it.
00:09:04.000 So without further to do, as is the correct definition of the colloquialism, let's jam out with God.
00:09:12.000 The God.
00:09:23.000 I know you're thinking that's blasphemous, that I'm depicted as God in that.
00:09:33.000 Interstitial, but he's speaking through me.
00:09:39.000 What are your favorite subjects, Sean?
00:09:42.000 I like anything that is funny.
00:09:46.000 We've been through this, right?
00:09:47.000 Yeah, we sort of went through this.
00:09:48.000 Sprinkles probably is the best to me.
00:09:51.000 Okay. You know what I want to cover?
00:09:55.000 I want to cover the things we haven't covered during the week.
00:09:57.000 Trump, I want to cover a lot of.
00:10:01.000 Hotties would be funny, even though my 12-year-old's in the studio.
00:10:05.000 Racism, no.
00:10:06.000 Proud Boys, no.
00:10:07.000 Me News, hell no.
00:10:10.000 Female cops, I think we may be out of.
00:10:13.000 Yeah. I think we emptied our female cops.
00:10:15.000 Last week, we almost emptied Proud Boys and maybe one other.
00:10:19.000 Yeah, Aviation.
00:10:20.000 Oh, Boeing Aviation, we are low as hell on.
00:10:24.000 But I don't think...
00:10:24.000 Oh, yeah, that is there.
00:10:26.000 Yeah. You know what we do if that happens?
00:10:29.000 I just go to the letters and I type in that search and we see.
00:10:32.000 Okay. But God doesn't tend to send us to things we don't have shit to say about because this is his chance to focus our attention.
00:10:41.000 So in the past, God has said, hey, I love what you're doing, Gav.
00:10:44.000 I love that you support men and men are not toxic and masculinity is important.
00:10:49.000 He's been big on children, the war on kids, helped the kids.
00:10:53.000 I got to see if I can fix that.
00:10:55.000 Do you have any AA batteries?
00:10:57.000 Blade batteries.
00:10:58.000 There might be some in there.
00:11:00.000 There's some in the storage room, but it's so disorganized in there.
00:11:03.000 Let me see if just moving the clock forward works.
00:11:05.000 Let me see if just moving the clock forward works. So weird when a clock is slow, isn't it?
00:11:25.000 That's so analog.
00:11:27.000 Like when I was a kid, you'd have a Sony Walkman, and you'd be listening to Black Sabbath, Heaven and Hell, and Ronnie James Dio would be like, sing me a song.
00:11:37.000 But it wouldn't start out like that.
00:11:38.000 It would be like, sing me a song.
00:11:40.000 You're a singer.
00:11:42.000 Do me your wrong.
00:11:44.000 You're the ringer of me.
00:11:46.000 And you'd be like, I need new batteries.
00:11:51.000 But since then, that's like the 80s.
00:11:54.000 Since then, it works, works, works.
00:11:56.000 It's dead.
00:11:57.000 Yeah. So when you see a clock go, I can't do 1210.
00:12:03.000 I can do 1206.
00:12:05.000 I'm too tired to do 1210.
00:12:07.000 You go, really?
00:12:09.000 So the batteries are just like, that's a few minutes too much for me.
00:12:16.000 But I guess that's the way it is.
00:12:18.000 That's just the way.
00:12:19.000 Hey, youngest son, do me a favor.
00:12:23.000 Go into that room with the Trump sign on it and see if you can find any AA batteries.
00:12:28.000 But make sure you don't cross in front of the camera.
00:12:32.000 So that route you just took, make sure you take that route on the way back.
00:12:35.000 If you find them, I'll come and get them from you.
00:12:42.000 My wife's out of town.
00:12:44.000 My boy is here.
00:12:44.000 He's got a birthday party today.
00:12:46.000 Not great planning.
00:12:48.000 Is it 2.30?
00:12:50.000 I don't know.
00:12:51.000 Is it four?
00:12:52.000 I don't know.
00:12:55.000 Presents? Well, it's too late.
00:12:59.000 The boy is saying, just bring me money.
00:13:03.000 And the mom didn't contact the moms.
00:13:08.000 So we'll see what happens with that.
00:13:10.000 All right.
00:13:11.000 So I think we're ready.
00:13:13.000 And we're going to be spinning it.
00:13:15.000 It starts on garbage people and it ends on...
00:13:28.000 Oh, I'm excited about doing this.
00:13:30.000 Yeah. Did we do this last week?
00:13:33.000 I think we did.
00:13:34.000 Tough enough.
00:13:36.000 Let's get gay for men.
00:13:39.000 God, God really loves men these days.
00:13:42.000 So do I, though.
00:13:47.000 Yeah, let's do it.
00:13:49.000 Let's see Tough Enough.
00:13:51.000 Tough Enough.
00:14:20.000 You got him.
00:14:21.000 *thud* good job all right let's see if oh it just takes one Oh, now you got some spunk.
00:14:37.000 Now you got some skipping your step.
00:14:42.000 Wow, look at that second hand go.
00:14:46.000 Do you guys want to see what I see?
00:14:49.000 Just for fun.
00:14:58.000 I'll text that to you.
00:15:00.000 I saw Anthony put out what he saw.
00:15:02.000 Very pleasant.
00:15:03.000 He's got a very pleasant place down there in South Carolina.
00:15:07.000 His shit's going well.
00:15:09.000 That mediocre backlash did not help.
00:15:12.000 Forward Magazine calling him an anti-Semite because he made a joke or retweeted a tweet.
00:15:19.000 Or the dumbest one, someone was being anti-Semitic, blaming the Jews for everything, and he goes, okay, I got it.
00:15:25.000 Meaning, like, stop repeating that.
00:15:27.000 You made your point.
00:15:28.000 I got it.
00:15:28.000 I got it.
00:15:29.000 But Forward, the magazine, tried to make it look like he was going, okay, I got it.
00:15:37.000 Which is like, you don't understand English.
00:15:39.000 I saw an article today in Haaretz, which I believe is Hebrew for the land.
00:15:43.000 And they were talking about how evil Israel is and their bombing children.
00:15:48.000 And it's an opinion piece by this super radical Muslim dude.
00:15:55.000 And I'm just like, like, Haaretz is a Jewish magazine, and they're doing opinion, they're publishing opinion pieces by Hanan Majadi, talking about how Israels are murderers and genocide.
00:16:11.000 Haaretz has employees that are in Antifa.
00:16:13.000 They've attacked me a bunch of times.
00:16:17.000 White ethnomasochism is what that is.
00:16:22.000 Okay, this is just a great example of why men are awesome.
00:16:26.000 Can you see any monitors where you're sitting there, little guy?
00:16:30.000 Like the screen on the bar, is that showing anything?
00:16:36.000 Watch this.
00:16:36.000 This is how great men are.
00:16:39.000 This is why I love men.
00:16:40.000 This segment is called Gay for Men.
00:16:42.000 I don't know if it has any volume.
00:16:46.000 So he goes to get his friend.
00:16:48.000 Hey, what's up?
00:16:49.000 Yeah, they hug.
00:16:50.000 He starts humping him.
00:16:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:16:53.000 We're pals.
00:16:55.000 Hey, we're buddies.
00:16:56.000 And he flicks him in the balls.
00:16:57.000 And then he flicks him in the balls.
00:16:59.000 So now he's in pain because he got flicked in the balls.
00:17:02.000 And then his friend goes over and starts humping him.
00:17:08.000 Dude, it is amazing how much pain you can get from just, like, just the slightest little tap.
00:17:18.000 I've been flicked once, and I mean this.
00:17:21.000 And I had to sit down at a bar on the ground for, I think it was 40 minutes.
00:17:28.000 They were just hanging low.
00:17:29.000 It was the perfect flick that got smacked in the face.
00:17:34.000 I wonder if it's more painful when you're not expecting it.
00:17:37.000 Can you brace your balls?
00:17:39.000 Write that down, Sean.
00:17:40.000 That's today's episode.
00:17:41.000 Yeah, that's a good one.
00:17:42.000 I don't know.
00:17:43.000 I guess you can, right?
00:17:44.000 I'm doing it right now.
00:17:46.000 Bracing? Relaxed.
00:17:48.000 Racing, relaxed.
00:17:55.000 Racing? Relaxed.
00:18:00.000 I think I'm working out my balls.
00:18:04.000 I'm doing Kegel exercises, but for nuts.
00:18:09.000 This is just, it's hard not to extra appreciate white males in this particular segment.
00:18:16.000 Where I was not aware of this particular hobby.
00:18:19.000 It is the micro-mini tractor pull.
00:18:21.000 So we've all seen tractor pulls where you show off your tractor and you can drag big pieces of fucking cement.
00:18:29.000 Well, what about my mini tractor?
00:18:31.000 How much can it pull?
00:18:33.000 You know, no music, no naked chicks, no beers, just guys working hard.
00:18:41.000 Not even communicating, really.
00:18:43.000 They're just 100% focused on their mini-tractors.
00:18:49.000 Got all kinds of turbines and little engines and extra batteries.
00:18:56.000 They're weighing it down.
00:19:00.000 Okay. What happened there?
00:19:05.000 Okay. I'd rather see your stupid computer than nothing.
00:19:10.000 Alright, here we go.
00:19:12.000 Alright, can I try mine?
00:19:14.000 Yep, there's the referee.
00:19:16.000 And then you use plexiglass to make sure it doesn't go off the edge.
00:19:20.000 It's too valuable, right?
00:19:21.000 But you can't use the plexiglass to cheat.
00:19:23.000 But that just holds it, makes sure it doesn't whip off to the right or the left.
00:19:27.000 Alright, looks like that's the best you're going to do.
00:19:30.000 You're done.
00:19:32.000 And I guess we can't see it.
00:19:34.000 There must be like a meter stick there, right?
00:19:35.000 Showing the exact number he made it to.
00:19:39.000 Look, they don't even look.
00:19:42.000 I've got to polish that off.
00:19:43.000 There's a few scratches on the table.
00:19:47.000 And they trust the ref, of course.
00:19:50.000 Micro Mini Tractor Pullers Association.
00:19:52.000 Plexiglass mixer.
00:19:53.000 We don't have any accidents.
00:19:55.000 Oof. I don't think you're going to...
00:19:58.000 Oh, you're making some progress.
00:20:01.000 And then the ref is like...
00:20:02.000 He probably goes, three seconds, no progress.
00:20:04.000 You're out.
00:20:05.000 That's the gesture.
00:20:07.000 You're done.
00:20:09.000 This guy's got, like, a sexy body to it.
00:20:13.000 Okay. Oh, they gotta add some more something.
00:20:17.000 What are these?
00:20:19.000 Are they little diesel engines?
00:20:22.000 Whoa, that's got some great potential at the beginning, but we're losing her...
00:20:27.000 motion. Oh, no!
00:20:31.000 He was smart enough to know there's gonna be a second wind.
00:20:36.000 I gotta turn it off.
00:20:39.000 Oh, this guy's got attitude.
00:20:42.000 What are you doing?
00:20:43.000 That's the end of it.
00:20:43.000 Was that the end?
00:20:44.000 Yeah. I could watch that all day.
00:20:49.000 Wow. And, you know, the thing about that hobby is it's not bothering a soul.
00:20:56.000 There's no noise.
00:20:57.000 Like, there's no noise complaints.
00:20:58.000 There's no...
00:20:59.000 There's no garbage.
00:21:00.000 It's probably fucking spotless.
00:21:02.000 I'm sure if you were with the ladies auxiliary and you guys had a meeting of the red hats or whatever there, the next night it would be like fucking spotless.
00:21:14.000 Okay, here's maybe this is the last one.
00:21:16.000 We'll see if God brings us back here.
00:21:18.000 But this guy, his wife, I guess they filled the garage and his wife is like, where am I going to park?
00:21:24.000 And he goes, I got an idea.
00:21:27.000 And These videos are almost as soothing, you can play it, as the people being arrested videos.
00:21:34.000 He's very good at this sort of teen TikTok presentation.
00:21:39.000 You know another great thing about these videos, I think, why they're appealing?
00:21:42.000 Because in your brain, you pretend that it is happening this fast.
00:21:47.000 And you're just like, wow, I wish there was a world this efficient where you could build a massive extension to your garage in eight minutes.
00:21:58.000 We've got those in our backyard right now.
00:22:01.000 We've got to get these troughs out the way.
00:22:06.000 The gutter's got to go.
00:22:10.000 It's got a cool thing to make sure that all goes in.
00:22:13.000 You get one chance with cement, boys.
00:22:16.000 Everything's perfectly level.
00:22:19.000 Let me add some wood there, because what I'm going to do is extend the roof.
00:22:23.000 Now, obviously, the problem with extending the roof is, will it look good?
00:22:25.000 Like, will it match?
00:22:27.000 Tons of beautiful wood there.
00:22:29.000 Look at all that.
00:22:30.000 Plywood's expensive since COVID.
00:22:33.000 So will it match?
00:22:36.000 Yep. The roof shingles perfectly match.
00:22:40.000 Now they put some plastic down where they paint.
00:22:44.000 Beautiful white paint.
00:22:45.000 Beautiful stain there on the 4x4s.
00:22:47.000 Look at that.
00:22:50.000 Done. Lighting done.
00:22:53.000 He did all that in 8 minutes.
00:22:55.000 But it looks...
00:22:56.000 Like it was built at the same time as the garage, doesn't it?
00:23:00.000 Fucking beautiful.
00:23:03.000 There's where you're parking, honey.
00:23:05.000 Love ya.
00:23:07.000 What a wonderful guy that I'm gay for.
00:23:11.000 Um... Okay, I think I want to go behind the paywall.
00:23:14.000 Okay. Yeah.
00:23:16.000 Let's do one more.
00:23:18.000 And, uh...
00:23:20.000 God, if you're listening...
00:23:21.000 Well, I know you're listening.
00:23:22.000 You're co-hosting the show.
00:23:23.000 I'd love you to go to Trump right now.
00:23:25.000 But I won't hold it against you if you don't want to.
00:23:31.000 God, we haven't done LGBTQ in, I might say, months.
00:23:37.000 Yeah, I don't think I've done it while I've been a producer.
00:23:39.000 Yeah, it gets depressing.
00:23:41.000 They just showed this guy who works at the Kennedy Center, and he did a huge diatribe nude.
00:23:47.000 See if you can find that.
00:23:48.000 Yeah, I saw that earlier today.
00:23:49.000 I'll put that up.
00:23:50.000 And you know what's interesting about the way they talk?
00:23:52.000 Like that Irish woman who confronted me on St. Patrick's Day?
00:23:56.000 They have all their terms down.
00:23:59.000 Like black and indigenous people of color, black and brown people, stolen land, the right for trans people to exist.
00:24:05.000 You know what I mean?
00:24:06.000 It doesn't seem sincere.
00:24:08.000 It just seems like memorized rhetoric.
00:24:12.000 And the way he talks about ethnic displacement and blah, blah, blah.
00:24:17.000 Same as when you see them on the news.
00:24:20.000 And they'll have a word like Russian collusion or we're in an existential crisis.
00:24:25.000 And you go, well, you're clearly being told what to say and you just memorized it.
00:24:29.000 Which is why when they do these Charlie Kirk things or they challenge someone at a Q&A and he asks them a simple question like, if you're an atheist, why is it wrong to murder?
00:24:40.000 They don't have an answer.
00:24:41.000 There's no sincerity in it.
00:24:45.000 So he got fired.
00:24:47.000 I wonder what his dick looks like.
00:24:49.000 If you're going to do a nude video, you should have a very decent schlong.
00:24:53.000 Right? And or it should be at its best.
00:24:59.000 Like turn up the heat in your bedroom to 82. Have a really hot bath.
00:25:08.000 Then do your video.
00:25:10.000 Okay, have you got the footage though?
00:25:12.000 There's no footage on this one.
00:25:14.000 Well, there should be a link to his tweet.
00:25:16.000 It's still out there.
00:25:18.000 I'm glad that all you care about...
00:25:21.000 Uh-oh.
00:25:23.000 Someone's calling me from Germany.
00:25:25.000 I have to take this call.
00:25:26.000 It could be an emergency.
00:25:29.000 Hello? Yes.
00:25:36.000 Hello?
00:25:39.000 I'm afraid I don't speak German.
00:25:41.000 Speck in the English?
00:25:46.000 I don't know what you're talking about.
00:25:48.000 I'm in New York City.
00:25:53.000 Yeah, New York City.
00:25:54.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:26:00.000 You called America, sir.
00:26:03.000 I need...
00:26:06.000 I have to take 10 minutes, okay?
00:26:08.000 Ten minutes.
00:26:10.000 Okay. Thanks.
00:26:14.000 What the hell is that?
00:26:17.000 My wife and my daughter are there now, so that makes me worried.
00:26:21.000 Guy just called me, said ten minutes.
00:26:28.000 That was annoying.
00:26:31.000 Yeah, there we go.
00:26:32.000 Oh, so he strips, I guess.
00:26:34.000 This will be pleasant.
00:26:36.000 Center. And that's a place where I work.
00:26:39.000 He has vowed to ban drag performers from its stages, and as the saying goes, we're all born naked, and the rest is drag.
00:26:49.000 Wow. I think it's time to cut down on the exemplary.
00:26:53.000 I'm going to ask, does staying make me a collaborator or somehow complicit in a hostile government takeover that's systematically targeting the livelihood and liberty of poor people, queer people, black, brown people, people of color, immigrants, Muslims, victims in war-torn countries, ethnic cleansing women, and gosh, when I put it that way, it seems obvious.
00:27:12.000 Wait, stop.
00:27:13.000 Donald Trump and the Kennedy Center.
00:27:15.000 That list was types of people.
00:27:18.000 Yes. Right?
00:27:19.000 Black and brown people, indigenous people.
00:27:21.000 And then he said ethnic cleansing.
00:27:23.000 That's a verb, isn't it?
00:27:26.000 I guess it's a noun.
00:27:27.000 But did he mean, is ethnic cleansing woman a type of person?
00:27:32.000 Hi, I'm an ethnic cleansing woman.
00:27:34.000 Aren't you a woman who's a victim of ethnic cleansing?
00:27:37.000 But do you see what I mean about the script?
00:27:40.000 Oh yeah, definitely.
00:27:43.000 Black and indigenous.
00:27:45.000 I made three indigenous people.
00:27:47.000 One of them's here today.
00:27:49.000 He's friends with black kids, but they're not really a group.
00:27:55.000 Like, you could say Hispanic people.
00:27:57.000 You could argue that Guatemalans and Nicaraguans and Panamans and Costa Ricans, they have a lot in common.
00:28:04.000 So I'm not against lumping Central Americans together.
00:28:09.000 But, like, black Americans, like fucking Kendrick Lamar, and then, you know, John Longfellow Leather Stocking, who lives in Indiana on the res.
00:28:27.000 I don't know if those two could even understand each other.
00:28:31.000 Why'd you lump them together?
00:28:33.000 And of course, I figured it out last week.
00:28:35.000 It's because they both have brutal rates of missing people.
00:28:40.000 But that's because they don't put up signs saying missing.
00:28:43.000 They just go, she's gone.
00:28:46.000 That's the only thing they have in common.
00:28:47.000 Not enough enthusiasm about missing people.
00:28:50.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:28:51.000 Let's do one more spin before we go behind the whizzle.
00:28:56.000 Not a hard spin that time.
00:28:58.000 Not a hard spin.
00:29:03.000 spin.
00:29:06.000 Okay. Okay.
00:29:08.000 We can do that.
00:29:10.000 Sometimes the mailbag, now that we're live every day, the mailbag will talk about What we just talked about.
00:29:18.000 I feel like I should get this out here.
00:29:20.000 John, it's the very top one.
00:29:23.000 Mailbag interstitial though?
00:29:25.000 Yeah, sure.
00:29:27.000 Sean, you look like a woman in drag.
00:29:31.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
00:29:36.000 Bitch ass nigga.
00:29:39.000 You know my problem with that?
00:29:41.000 That song, first of all, there's the racial epithet at the end.
00:29:44.000 Secondly, Rachel Maddow's not a woman in drag.
00:29:47.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:29:49.000 She's a masculine presenting lesbian.
00:29:51.000 My problem with it is that it says that I look like a woman in drag.
00:29:57.000 Like, look up Drag King.
00:30:00.000 Yeah. Rachel Maddow's not a drag king.
00:30:03.000 Drag kings have a suit on, they smoke a cigar, they make a lot of jokes about tits.
00:30:09.000 When I said you look like a woman in drag, I meant Halloween.
00:30:13.000 Yeah. It's actually a compliment.
00:30:15.000 I'm saying you have the bone structure of a pretty lady.
00:30:18.000 I don't like that stuff.
00:30:24.000 What's this now?
00:30:28.000 Oh, shit.
00:30:29.000 I sent it to Anthony Kumi by accident.
00:30:31.000 Uh-oh.
00:30:34.000 What am I doing?
00:30:37.000 I'm a dummy cakes.
00:30:40.000 Sean Goggins is your name, right?
00:30:42.000 Correct. That's correct, sir.
00:30:44.000 Okay, so let me send you that.
00:30:45.000 I totally forgot I sent that.
00:30:49.000 Oh, why did I send that to him?
00:30:51.000 Now I'm like, should I say oops?
00:30:54.000 Didn't mean to send that to you?
00:30:56.000 Yeah, why not, right?
00:31:00.000 Honesty is always the best policy.
00:31:02.000 Shit, that was for Sean.
00:31:07.000 I was copying you, so that was on my stupid brain.
00:31:15.000 Now I'm saying you were on my mind.
00:31:18.000 Now I'm Kenny Loggins gay, Kenny Rogers, Willie Nelson.
00:31:23.000 You were always on my mind.
00:31:27.000 This has been sent to me so many billions of times, including like a couple hours ago, that I would be remiss if I were to exclude it from the time capsule that is this show.
00:31:38.000 But I should say, I don't feel like playing this.
00:31:42.000 When things are this viral, I just don't feel like bringing attention to them because you've seen them.
00:31:47.000 But yeah, we gotta show this.
00:31:52.000 Because it is my mother, although I sent it to my mother and she was disgusted.
00:31:56.000 There's a thing with Scottish people where they're sort of like black middle class people where they're disgusted by thug behavior.
00:32:03.000 So my mother was like, ugh, that's disgusting, stupid bitch.
00:32:10.000 Really sorry.
00:32:11.000 I came all the way from Scotland.
00:32:13.000 I thought the Leafs were going to win two games they lost.
00:32:16.000 It must have been the fact that the guys were so overwhelmed at the size of my massive fucking tit!
00:32:23.000 They lost concentration.
00:32:24.000 I am sorry.
00:32:25.000 They let me sit on the bench.
00:32:28.000 That's why they lost tonight.
00:32:30.000 They were overcome by Scottish pheromones.
00:32:32.000 They didn't know what they really saw.
00:32:34.000 I mean, that's possible.
00:32:36.000 It's possible she's not wrong.
00:32:38.000 These men are in great shape.
00:32:40.000 Very libidinous gentlemen.
00:32:44.000 Alright. Lunch ruined.
00:32:49.000 This is from a woman named Grace.
00:32:51.000 I don't dox people who send us letters, but first name basis, I think, is fair.
00:32:57.000 Hello, gentlemen, I'm out to lunch in Tarrytown, which is sort of above Westchester, maybe it's even in Westchester, near Sleepy Hollow, where the Headless Horseman lives.
00:33:06.000 Paying $25 for a fucking salad, and I overhear this retarded young woman attempting to explain how taxes work to the group of preteen children she is monitoring.
00:33:17.000 There's a picture there.
00:33:18.000 She says, Rich people don't pay any taxes.
00:33:23.000 And then adds, I'm not sure how it works, but apparently they just don't.
00:33:27.000 The children nod their heads in compliance.
00:33:30.000 These are the people teaching your children, folks.
00:33:33.000 They are wearing bad cologne and they are unbelievably stupid.
00:33:36.000 Hope your hangover isn't AIDS.
00:33:38.000 I appreciate that attention.
00:33:39.000 I didn't have a hangover yesterday.
00:33:40.000 It was AIDS.
00:33:41.000 My body hairs hurt, but I'm back now after.
00:33:45.000 12 hours.
00:33:46.000 It's funny, when you do a detox and you go pee, even if you haven't drank the day before, it's still like dark yellow because your liver's doing so much work.
00:33:53.000 I didn't enjoy the bender.
00:33:55.000 I don't recommend it.
00:33:55.000 I went to the gym today, brought my kid.
00:33:57.000 It was great being normal again.
00:33:59.000 But you always got to know what their misconceptions come from.
00:34:07.000 And I think it's that Warren Buffett thing where he was like, my secretary pays more tax than me.
00:34:13.000 And what Warren Buffett was doing, he was sort of excluding the fact that he'd already paid money, taxes on the money that he brought in, and he didn't have to pay as much when it was going out.
00:34:23.000 So no, Warren, you're wrong.
00:34:26.000 And we all know that the rich, the top 1%, pay something like 50% of America's taxes.
00:34:34.000 And the lower half doesn't pay any tax.
00:34:37.000 So in truth, my dear, the poor don't pay any taxes.
00:34:42.000 And those of us who make a lot of money, like I do, we're upwards of 50%.
00:34:47.000 Professionals, lawyers, CEOs, about 50% tax.
00:34:52.000 So we pay all your tax, is the way it goes.
00:34:56.000 But thanks for educating these random kids about bullshit now that we, as normal parents, we have to untangle that ball when you make a mess like that.
00:35:04.000 I am fucking boiling in this suit.
00:35:07.000 I think Nita Fashions was correct when they said no.
00:35:10.000 I wear it if I'm going into the city in January, and I don't feel like wearing a coat.
00:35:15.000 But then you get inside, and the pain begins.
00:35:21.000 Okay, I think I'm going to go behind the paywall now.
00:35:23.000 We'll answer some more letters, then we'll re-spin the wheel.
00:35:25.000 But we're giving you too much free shit this week, so go fuck yourself.
00:35:30.000 People who pay $10 a month and enjoy...
00:35:33.000 Basically, unlimited content.
00:35:35.000 I mean, you got me and Anthony Cumia every day.
00:35:37.000 You got Atheism is Unstoppable.
00:35:39.000 Real quality shit.
00:35:41.000 Elijah Schaefer, he's probably streaming right now, and he streams for a long time.
00:35:46.000 I daren't list all the quality we have, but when I first started this, it was me four days a week, an hour a day, and for the same price now, you get at least six hours a day.
00:36:00.000 Which is more than you should watch.
00:36:01.000 If you watch six hours, unless you're working in a machine shop and it's just on in the background, that's a bit too much.
00:36:07.000 That's too much TV, six hours.
00:36:10.000 But you got it.
00:36:11.000 And it's here at Compound Censored.
00:36:14.000 Go to compoundmedia.com or censored.tv.
00:36:17.000 Use the promo code GAVIN for 20% off.
00:36:20.000 I always forget that part.
00:36:22.000 And you can have a wee bit of sanity in a world gone mad.
00:36:27.000 So until then, folks.
00:36:30.000 Get fired.
00:36:31.000 Get in trouble.
00:36:32.000 Be brave.
00:36:33.000 And never stop fighting.
00:36:38.000 Play this.
00:36:43.000 Not very loud.
00:36:46.000 That wasn't very loud.
00:36:47.000 I'll fix that.
00:36:50.000 Is it because I turned the speaker down?
00:36:52.000 No, I guess that was me.
00:36:53.000 That was my fault.