Greg Wycliffe - October 29, 2019


2 + 2 = 4 ...


Episode Stats

Length

3 minutes

Words per Minute

159.67511

Word Count

557

Sentence Count

58

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

7


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.920 I'm a Canadian, and my name's Greg.
00:00:04.720 Days after the election, a letter is written from the Premier of Saskatchewan.
00:00:09.060 He wrote out the PPC platform and said, hey, this is what I want.
00:00:13.120 But the PPC lost its seat. Max won't admit defeat. He's exactly what this country needs.
00:00:18.240 The Conservatives shit the bed. That Milk Duds marketing team is so unimaginative,
00:00:22.880 defining cowardice, so we're stuck with the apologizer in chief,
00:00:26.380 the ethic code breaker, the fake feminist. We are getting what we deserve.
00:00:30.800 Quebec want to leave. The West want to leave. Seems everybody else just wants to smoke weed.
00:00:37.000 And we're told we're going to save the trees and save all the refugees and get more stuff for free
00:00:41.920 and save you money too and get more jobs too. Do you want me to do the math?
00:00:48.120 Fuck you. This is what we voted for. If we're lucky, we'll get some hate speech laws like 1984.
00:00:54.760 So we have a few things. Corruption and groupthink. A fractured country with the blackface.
00:01:01.720 Journalism funded by the state, but don't point that out or they'll say you're full of hate.
00:01:06.300 I wear my tinfoil hat, dream of Saudi oil cash flowing into eastern hands like some kickback.
00:01:11.740 Like, can we get a pipeline in the grass? No, let's burn more gas and ship it from far off lands.
00:01:18.500 See, our gender neutral cabinet loves to do business with a country that sees females as less than.
00:01:24.900 Yes, a very progressive man. I can guarantee you Canadians will continue to fill her up regular.
00:01:34.160 In this case, the new regular is Trudeau brand hypocrisy.
00:01:37.340 Now endorsed by the NDP and the Bloc Québécois, who thinks the West should be excited to be taxed for supporting our economy.
00:01:44.940 Is this country run responsibly? Will we be in one piece by 2023?
00:01:50.400 Well, everything's fine, according to the CBC.
00:01:54.420 The only things to worry about are the weather changing, Trump and white supremacy.
00:01:59.480 This just in. You can only have an opinion if you're a victim.
00:02:03.180 Doesn't matter if you're a refugee or immigrant.
00:02:05.220 You're racist if you think being Canadian should have a concise definition.
00:02:09.360 And you're evil if you think addressing our national debt should be at all part of the conversation or decision.
00:02:16.680 The fear. Division. The smears. The distance between what we see on TV and what's actually in existence.
00:02:24.280 A bunch of career politicians with corporate interests thinking,
00:02:27.760 Me first. And we need to make our brainwashing more efficient.
00:02:32.780 Across the country, Canadian citizens are fear-stricken.
00:02:35.720 Fed-nothing burgers cooked up in a propaganda kitchen.
00:02:40.680 Alex Trebek, I will answer in the form of a question.
00:02:43.600 What is media bailout package to the tune of $595 million?
00:02:51.040 So consume your feet.
00:02:53.400 And look at your smartphone more.
00:02:55.720 I'll be here challenging the status quo by simply saying,
00:03:00.200 Two plus two equals four.
00:03:05.720 Thanks for watching, guys.
00:03:10.500 I know that was a bit raw, a bit bitter, but I wanted to express myself.
00:03:15.220 I'm going to link to my buddy Daniel Boardman's channel.
00:03:18.180 I mentioned the CBC.
00:03:19.220 He does this great series called The Worst of the CBC.
00:03:22.220 Go ahead and check that out.
00:03:23.860 Check out his channel.
00:03:24.660 He could use some more subscribers.
00:03:27.300 We will talk to you very soon.
00:03:28.960 Cheers.
00:03:29.180 Cheers.
00:03:29.260 Cheers.