Greg Wycliffe - Brittlestar is insufferable

00:00:00.000 This is what Canada is.

00:00:01.700 It's beer and it's cargo shorts and it's a sorry.

00:00:07.060 That's what Canada is.

00:00:08.920 I'm actually like losing testosterone and brain cells as we watch this.

00:00:13.360 Brittle Star is the best boy and I bet his wife is very proud of him.

00:00:18.040 Canada is a bunch of people who decided to live here as opposed to somewhere else.

00:00:21.940 we're gonna react to brittle star oh even just saying it oh god have you guys do you guys know

00:00:35.340 this person oh god no i might have to like break something or punch a wall to get through this i

00:00:42.820 don't know if i can do this guys i'm gonna be i'm i'm gonna be on maid watch after this

00:00:51.100 I'm going to want to call made immediately after watching this. It's going to be brutal.

00:00:56.160 I'm going to be like, you know, it's not worth it anymore. Oh, why are you feeling this way?

00:01:00.620 I watched a Brittle Star video the whole way through. No pausing. Yeah. Third, third person

00:01:06.140 this week who got done in by Brittle Star. This is part of the made program. You know,

00:01:12.580 part of the made program is you watch Brittle Star videos. There's depressed veterans. There's

00:01:18.860 depressed like you know right wingers they have ptsd they're like you know they're living in

00:01:23.860 poverty because they get no longer no longer get support from our uh from our institutions

00:01:28.300 they're like hey maybe you should get made think about it they pass you like a pamphlet with a

00:01:34.380 link qr code you scan it it's a brittle star playlist it's a brittle star playlist of his

00:01:40.100 different videos you know what yeah let just just give me the shots let's just end it this

00:01:46.780 brutal star guy it's uh it's been over all right let's get into this i might die of cringe anyway

00:01:52.200 here we go so this is his thing explaining canada day to americans hey neighbor oh hi america what's

00:02:02.280 with the decorations it's canada day we're having a little get together canada day yeah um kind of

00:02:09.680 like july 4th for you guys yeah but we do july 4th because we got lots of stuff to celebrate

00:02:15.000 i i hate i hate like knowing so many people watch this and just like eat it up because we got lots

00:02:27.160 of stuff to celebrate we got eagles and freedom and kfc what do you have to celebrate did you

00:02:33.400 just say what do we have to celebrate yeah universal health care so if you break your leg

00:02:39.160 You can still afford a snack while you wait in the ER.

00:02:42.420 The metric system.

00:02:43.740 But to be fair, everybody else.

00:02:45.900 Yo, number two is the metric system.

00:02:49.220 Oh, my God.

00:02:51.020 I know it's supposed to be a joke, but even if you're like, yeah, the metric system. 0.98

00:02:58.720 Like, what the fuck are we doing here, dude? 0.67

00:03:01.400 Really good prop work, though. 0.96

00:03:03.660 Like, look at this.

00:03:04.260 How did they do this shot?

00:03:05.820 Where did you get that sign, dude? 0.99

00:03:07.360 like they actually actually has a doctor in fucking outfit in the background like this is 0.98

00:03:14.120 well produced for real leg you can still afford a snack while you wait in the er the metric system 0.98

00:03:19.920 but to be fair everybody else has that except that greens maternity leave because we think 0.99

00:03:27.040 if a woman carries around another human for nine months she might need some time off poutine french 1.00

00:03:32.460 fries again the food the poutine all right baby cheese curds if angels own food trucks they'd 1.00

00:03:40.400 make poutine oh my god just let the indians invade just end it let the indians take over 0.98

00:03:52.140 dude just fucking is this is this what we are now just you know what i'm just gonna start 1.00

00:03:58.360 going to a Hindu temple. Fuck it. Fuck it, dude. If this is what Canadians are watching 1.00

00:04:06.040 and enjoying, maybe I should just join Calistan. You know what I mean? Maybe I'll just join

00:04:15.260 Calistan. This is fucking retarded, man. Bagged milk. It's more environmentally friendly. 1.00

00:04:21.980 Plus, it feels like you're holding a cold, wet baby. So you and beer, actual beer, not

00:04:27.460 yellow water, beer, and lots of it. Butter tarts. If you put sex and gold into a blender,

00:04:34.860 you get a butter tart. Of course, hockey. We did it first, we still do it best. But

00:04:41.140 American teams win the Stanley Cup. American teams, Canadian players. Oh, and to your KFC

00:04:48.220 point, Colonel Sanders lived in Canada, so we made it even better by pronouncing it KFC.

00:04:54.360 it's true he lived in canada from 1965 to 1980 yeah that is weird but it's true

00:05:01.700 but you know what we don't have

00:05:03.840 oh my god this guy has like 150 000 people who follow him on twitter like what 1.00

00:05:16.380 that's fucking crazy man what pennies because they're stupid pocket weights 0.98

00:05:24.360 y'all do have some stuff to celebrate i guess yeah sorry oh my god dude 0.99

00:05:33.840 oh that is an interesting fact about uh colonel sanders and it makes me think about something i

00:05:42.860 tweeted yet like you know why why did this entrepreneur who runs this fried chicken

00:05:48.800 business why did he go to america you know was there more financial opportunities there was

00:05:54.600 there more like uh more opportunities to enter enterprise um i posted this on my twitter the

00:06:02.000 other day but um did you know that like one of the biggest or sorry i think it's like the biggest

00:06:08.640 tiktok star in canada started started a candy company in or sorry in texas and it's like if

00:06:18.280 you know anything about business and and entrepreneurship and taxes and Canada versus

00:06:24.600 the US like you're going to you're going to start your company in Texas if you can like you probably

00:06:31.860 would because you don't want to get repped repped raped by tax rates in Canada and like again very 0.52

00:06:41.000 very kind of like slop talking point but like these these elbows up proud boomers proud of

00:06:48.040 canada it's like what are we what are we we're being proud of poutine we're being proud of poutine

00:06:55.160 we're being proud of like trivia about uh colonel sanders and hockey okay okay dude uh you are you

00:07:07.440 know you like these people have been mk ultra it you know this is this person has been mk ultra it

00:07:14.600 and like it's it's funny to the other mk ultra patients you know because they've also been

00:07:20.960 mind controlled and like yeah we we do have these material things that may then make us canadian

00:07:26.400 isn't that so cool imagine a different version of this where it's like well we have an invasion 0.98

00:07:32.400 of indians who are crashing on the streets who are crashing transport trucks and uh leaving trash 1.00

00:07:41.700 all over the highways that's what we have in canada we have uh slipping safety standards 1.00

00:07:47.980 on the road because of the indian invasion that's what we have you know i'm gonna i might 1.00

00:07:55.020 go watch another older one because this guy's always triggered me and i just i just looked up 0.99

00:08:02.100 times that i've like searched his name i think i call him a eunuch multiple times

00:08:06.960 traitors ottawa let's see what this one's about welcome mps bienvenue maupati politicos 0.64

00:08:14.860 to traitors ottawa there are 338 of you and you've been chosen to lead this great nation

00:08:21.020 of canada but all is not well according to an nc cop report among the faithful

00:08:25.340 prime minister trudeau knows who the traitors are but he's not telling green party leader

00:08:30.960 Elizabeth May knows who the traitors are. She's to the kill about it. NDP leader Jugbeet

00:08:34.920 Singh knows who the traitors are. And he's freaking out. Bloch-Pivicoise Blanchet knows

00:08:39.780 too. But nobody cares. Conservative Party leader Pierre Polyev refuses to get security clearance.

00:08:46.240 So he hasn't read it. So it's up to us, the public, to try and figure out before the next

00:08:51.820 election who's a faithful and who's a traitor. Welcome to Traitors Ottawa.

00:09:00.960 like how fucking tone deaf is that it's like it's like dude there there's like a crime for 0.97

00:09:09.620 this called treason you know oh there's traitors who are like the parliament buildings who like 0.99

00:09:16.540 don't serve our people they serve like other other groups what you know like it's it's this

00:09:24.800 guy basically is humor for people who only consume cbc and it's just like the fodder is the cbc

00:09:30.940 headline the fodder is like what the the like the mainstream liberal cbc said today and it's like 0.97

00:09:38.800 making jokes about that man man that's crazy to think about um that one's probably really dumb 0.88

00:09:50.200 is this any good being forced to choose a side yeah no you know i'm actually like losing testosterone 0.94

00:09:57.360 in brain cells as we watch this this one is 40 okay this one is 43 000 and it's 30 seconds long

00:10:05.660 what the this was so he made a bunch of videos during the pandemic and uh they were kind of like

00:10:12.600 just ruthlessly shilling to get the vaccine basically jesus dude how many shots will we

00:10:20.300 need to get question mark this has 43 000 likes i've just had my third shot a booster they call

00:10:29.420 it how many more are they going to make us get don't know don't care because i like you probably

00:10:37.460 understand there is a global pandemic and people much much smarter than you and me have decided

00:10:43.260 this is the best plan of action to avoid lots more people dying or cluttering up hospital hallways

00:10:49.360 you and i we're doing our part by getting one more little prick and not being one

00:10:56.240 oh my god dude where's the view count where's the how many people saw this

00:11:03.440 i said uh canadian eunuch culture is so interesting

00:11:09.340 do you guys know what a eunuch is why can't i see how many views there are

00:11:17.500 What the?

00:11:18.500 Am I?

00:11:19.040 Usually you can see it, no?

00:11:20.960 View counts are not available for this post.

00:11:23.460 What?

00:11:25.820 Anyway, 43,000 likes is a lot.

00:11:29.260 So a lot of people watch that.

00:11:32.100 And this stuff's just creepy.

00:11:33.600 This stuff is just totally creepy and weird.

00:11:38.540 Probably a lot more videos like this that have not aged well, by the way.

00:11:42.640 It's a global pandemic, so of course I get my position.

00:11:45.260 shot don't you know that people are dying it's like the most like why is this why is this content

00:11:51.600 even so popular this is just like uh hey guys did you see what the guy on tv said i agree with him

00:11:58.800 because i'm not an idiot crazy i mean you know good for him he's making he's pumping it out

00:12:06.400 he's pumping the content they want to tear down statues let's do this one let's do this one 0.93

00:12:13.300 are you tired of people tearing down statues are you concerned that history is going to be erased

00:12:21.680 do you yes you secretly want people to stop tearing down statues because you live with

00:12:28.100 the mistaken belief that one day they'll make a statue of you

00:12:30.900 wow zinger and then finally you'll get the respect you know you've always deserved but 0.99

00:12:39.700 has constantly eluded you because you're kind of a dick oh my god dude this is like this is like 0.99

00:12:49.240 reddit this is like reddit on steroids this is like super super reddit this is like reddit extreme 0.99

00:12:55.100 this is like reddit squared it's like reddit meets uh i don't know like dad humor

00:13:02.760 you know what it really sucks too like it's so it's so bad it's like but it's like not even

00:13:09.980 so bad it's good it's just like painful don't worry the solution is here let's stop making

00:13:17.920 statues of actual people for public spaces that's right let's stop making statues of actual people

00:13:24.400 and sticking them in parks and stuff statues are meant to show someone who is to be revered

00:13:29.260 and or held in high regard sure statues are cool they just usually stand there looking stoic happy

00:13:33.940 to be crapped on by birds towering over us except to say be more like me society has said i'm good

00:13:37.080 in fact the truth is if you cast anything in bronze and put it on a pedestal people will

00:13:39.840 assume whatever it is is very good a sandwich a fish anything and that's the problem with

00:13:44.000 statues of actual people actual people are problematic people are a product okay i'm not

00:13:50.120 gonna i'm not gonna put you guys through any more of this i i'm i feel bad i feel bad for

00:13:55.020 We've been doing this now.

00:13:57.020 I feel bad.

00:14:01.020 I think there's one more further up.

00:14:06.320 Oh, so he, uh, stick it in me.

00:14:10.800 So he also, he also did like a whole song about getting vaccinated.

00:14:15.760 And he got featured, he got featured in the died suddenly documentary.

00:14:19.260 Oh my God, dude.

00:14:22.580 Uh, oh my gosh.

00:14:25.700 Oh, no, I'm afraid to watch this one. 1.00

00:14:27.840 Santa better wear a fucking mask. 1.00

00:14:36.700 It's getting close to Christmas Day. 1.00

00:14:41.260 Santa's on his way.

00:14:43.780 Reindeer's pulling hard on that big red sleigh.

00:14:52.040 Christmas time again, it's dream.

00:14:55.020 I can't do it.

00:14:59.820 Can't do it.

00:15:02.320 Oh, here he is collabing.

00:15:04.020 Here he is collabing with Rachel Gilmore.

00:15:07.840 Oh, man.

00:15:11.980 I can't look away.

00:15:14.400 I can't look away.

00:15:15.960 Okay, maybe this one, because I actually quote retweeted this one.

00:15:19.880 Brittle Star captures the globalist takeover of Canadian consciousness so well in this piece. 0.93

00:15:24.140 I don't think he realizes it also plays comedically in its portrayal of how sad and pathetic demoralized Canadians like himself have become. 0.94

00:15:31.560 Okay, let's watch this one. 0.93

00:15:35.360 And then no more Brittle Star is for a couple of years.

00:15:40.480 Okay, no more Brittle Star for a couple of years after this.

00:15:46.260 Canada is, so the context is important usually.

00:15:49.360 Three years ago, June 2nd, 2023.

00:15:54.140 does this coincide with something, some news item?

00:15:59.840 I commented three years ago, Canada is a nation of demoralized slaves.

00:16:06.280 Dude, I've really been going, I got to say, I don't know if you guys have noticed,

00:16:09.880 I've really been going through it since the convoy days.

00:16:12.640 Just like losing faith in our institutions, losing faith in the conservative party,

00:16:17.980 losing faith in like friends and family, everyone around me. 0.94

00:16:21.220 it's like oh my god like i don't recognize this fucking place anymore um so i'm constantly just 0.91

00:16:28.300 crashing out in the comment sections anyway let's see let's see what this guy has to say 0.97

00:16:33.520 canada is big canada is coast to coast to coast canada is milk and bags but not everywhere

00:16:42.180 canada is butter tarts nanaimo bars and poutine but rarely in the same meal you make that mistake

00:16:48.920 once canada is beer canada is cargo shorts canada is hijabs canada is lumberjack plaid canada is

00:16:56.520 turbans canada is saris canada is kilts can what the this is actually kind of perfect this actually

00:17:05.480 truly is kind of perfect hey canada is everything so it's nothing dude canada is nothing

00:17:13.400 it's it's every culture ever so it's just not it's just a bus stop with a bunch of different

00:17:17.720 people canada is back decks long hikes and canoe rides and time by the lake canada is pickup trucks

00:17:23.440 and country music canada is material thing canada is this material thing and it's like

00:17:28.400 and it's a costume and it's a food and it and it's a date canada is electric vehicles and

00:17:34.820 techno i guess

00:17:36.600 canada is really really big canada is reconciliation slower than maybe it should be

00:17:47.100 Canada is not America.

00:17:49.340 That's good and bad. 1.00

00:17:50.500 True, true.

00:17:51.860 Mostly good.

00:17:53.280 No offense, eh?

00:17:54.780 Canada is hockey, and soccer, and baseball, and football, golf, lacrosse, curling, and more.

00:18:00.520 Canada is big business.

00:18:02.380 Canada is farming.

00:18:04.000 Canada is Hollywood North, though we actually call Hollywood Canada South.

00:18:08.180 Canada is learning.

00:18:09.760 Canada is getting better.

00:18:11.180 Canada is straight, gay, trans, two-spirit, and everything else.

00:18:14.860 canada is a bunch of people who decided to live here as opposed to somewhere else most

00:18:20.560 i'm sorry that line

00:18:25.760 i i feel like if you push enough like uh you know liberals or like civic nationalists

00:18:36.300 so i mean uh what are what's a canadian canadians are like people who live here man

00:18:42.180 what do you mean like if you press them hard enough after debating them for like you know 0.98

00:18:46.760 five ten minutes and you're like you're just grilling them fuck off dude Canadians are people 0.99

00:18:50.860 who like live here like they're people who are like here right now like that's what a Canadian 0.99

00:18:55.040 is like if they're here duh that's what Canada is man it's like people who are like here

00:19:00.780 with zero sense of irony like zero sense of self-awareness it's like okay so you just 0.98

00:19:07.080 like it's nothing then this is just like a location that just doesn't really mean fucking

00:19:11.120 anything it's it's just the it's the material things that just got here somehow it's completely

00:19:17.480 devoid of like any meaning whatsoever it's it's and again you know what i've said this many times

00:19:24.520 before but you know i'm realizing politics more and more is about psychology it's not about

00:19:31.000 ideology it's about psychology okay and if you psychologically look at someone like brittle star 0.99

00:19:38.440 you know because you might think oh he's just a stupid globalist and it's like he's not he's not 1.00

00:19:42.900 like a stupid globalist he's not a stupid like liberal it's like he is he is a man who grew up 1.00

00:19:49.220 in canada and got browbeaten and and slowly but surely kind of you know indoctrinated in into this 1.00

00:19:56.680 sort of like cbc liberal world view of thinking of things and more importantly in his personal life 1.00

00:20:02.380 he gets totally whipped by his wife oh my god does he get bitch whipped and bitch slapped by 1.00

00:20:09.100 his wife all day long up and down the stairs taking the garbage in taking the garbage out 1.00

00:20:14.540 he probably does the dishes too probably he probably does everything but he's a good boy

00:20:19.380 brittle star is a good boy brittle star is the best boy and i bet his wife is very proud of him 1.00

00:20:27.520 for being the perfect little bitch. 1.00

00:20:30.960 He's the perfect pussy-whipped husband. 1.00

00:20:37.340 And that's why he just repeats everything 0.99

00:20:40.200 that the CBC has to say.

00:20:41.780 You know, he has accomplishments. 0.99

00:20:48.680 His balls are on the mantelpiece in a jar 0.99

00:20:51.860 that his wife looks over. 1.00

00:20:55.080 And, you know, this is who this man is.

00:20:57.520 so like his ideology just kind of comes from that like his his political worldview you know he's

00:21:04.380 someone who has been groomed by the propaganda and indoctrination over the years and now he's

00:21:09.300 in this situation where he is a uh you know testosterone levels have plummeted and you know

00:21:15.960 he's in that kind of liberal sensibility can't stand up to your wife wife's always right yada

00:21:22.040 yada yada and it's like hey i'm gonna be a good boy i can't have an opinion outside the cbc because

00:21:27.100 my wife will say well that's bad and i need to be subservient to her by by any means necessary

00:21:32.580 my um hey guys my masculinity is going to take a best seat because i'm a hecking good person

00:21:38.560 i'm not going to disagree with my wife are you kidding what is that i'm going to be in the dog

00:21:43.840 house you know like it's the psychology it's the psychology of these people and i gotta say

00:21:48.440 ah it's pretty widespread it's pretty widespread i'm sure there's a lot of 0.99

00:21:54.260 beer drinking conservatives who have boats and all that and i bet they're pussy whipped by their 0.94

00:22:01.420 wives as well and i bet they're not as outspoken or don't want to hey i don't want to ruffle any 0.88

00:22:07.280 feathers about the contentious political issue i better not say anything about the the indigenous

00:22:12.100 people who think our entire history was just evil and bad i probably shouldn't say anything about 0.96

00:22:17.400 um trans women being mentally ill men i better just keep my mouth shut because i just want to 0.85

00:22:25.140 watch the game i just want to make it through the day i just want to i just want to not get 0.98

00:22:30.500 berated tonight by my own blood by my own spouse so you know there is some sort of

00:22:41.000 on unholy trinity there's some sort of evil trifecta what's the third thing though it's 0.58

00:22:50.180 like you you have the feminine sensibility you have cbc propaganda oh you know what and then

00:22:57.100 it's justin trudeau that's that's the trinity you have or or you know in insert progressive

00:23:03.740 male progressive political figure here and it has to be male this is very important so you have the

00:23:09.560 You know, you have the pussifying CBC propaganda, which kind of massages people into being like, hey, guys, like you got to be progressive. 1.00

00:23:17.340 And if you're not a feminist, multicultural freak, then you're basically just a hateful asshole. 1.00

00:23:24.020 So you better just kind of fall in line with all of this. 1.00

00:23:26.460 You don't want to be an asshole, do you? 0.98

00:23:27.700 So that that kind of constant drumbeat comes out of, you know, not just the CBC, but like all a lot of mainstream media comes in through Netflix in its own way as well. 0.99

00:23:36.140 So there's that drumbeat of the propaganda and then there's the feminine sensibility, which is like, this is what's popular. This is what people like. This is what's in. This is how I'd be popular to be obsessed with feminism and Black Lives Matter and all these things. So I'm going to be that. And anybody else, my husband, you better fall in line because we need to be popular and cool.

00:23:58.140 okay so there's that element and then there's then there's the thing that like drills at home

00:24:05.020 which is like the dark the dark tall handsome liberal political figure you know the the male 0.99

00:24:14.460 who takes the lead who the woman actually likes to fuck who actually wants to fuck right like 1.00

00:24:19.420 there's like some sort of weird sort of like well i actually want to fuck trudeau and he's progressive 0.99

00:24:24.200 And he's progressive in a real, like, strong way. 0.98

00:24:27.220 Not like my husband, who I totally have no respect for anymore 0.99

00:24:30.180 because his balls are in a jar on my mantelpiece. 0.99

00:24:36.840 But Trudeau, yeah, that's what the future is. 0.99

00:24:40.260 Utopia and all of these virtues becoming,

00:24:44.780 all this utopian future becoming real.

00:24:48.580 And then that trifecta, it all works together.

00:24:51.420 It all works together.

00:24:52.360 and then this poor soul this poor soul look at him this poor pulse pulse poor soul is just caught 1.00

00:24:59.020 up in that he didn't stand a chance guys brittle star didn't stand a chance these pussy whipped 0.99

00:25:05.900 husbands did not stand a chance between this cbc propaganda you know their wives being turned on 0.98

00:25:15.180 by people like trudeau and they're by the way they're turned on by carny too okay do people

00:25:20.000 not realize this people get dude we talked to somebody in aurelia there's an older woman 0.57

00:25:27.300 really sweet she was actually kind of on board with uh you know returning the statue and 0.96

00:25:32.120 everything she didn't like say that explicitly but you could tell that she was like into it

00:25:35.340 and uh oh francis says orange shirt yeah he's got the orange i didn't even notice that

00:25:42.600 he's got the orange shirt on too so he's a good boy what i tell you francis he's a good boy he's

00:25:48.540 doing all the things he's saying all the things and just like this line like this is the good

00:25:54.540 boy line this this is the i'm a good boy line give give me a give me a sticker canada is

00:26:00.400 reconciliation slower than maybe it should be canada yeah slower than maybe it should be i

00:26:07.140 made a statement hey honey hey honey did you see the statement i made in my video about canada 0.99

00:26:12.600 yeah i said we should catch up in reconciliation pretty cool right anyway do i get a blowjob 0.97

00:26:18.520 up tonight do i get a do i get an extra snuggle tonight do i get an extra like good boy point 0.98

00:26:23.280 oh man but this poor guy didn't oh no i was talking about uh the woman in aurelia so older

00:26:29.800 woman in aurelia we're chatting with her she's you know she seems kind of cool and kind of to

00:26:34.860 segue away from talking about the statue she's like oh but last night i saw cbc in canada day

00:26:43.420 and it was so beautiful mark carney was there and like it was just so beautiful and positive

00:26:47.800 talking about all the different india she was gushing bro she was gushing it was like oh my

00:26:56.060 god like you know like i'm like are you like she she was like getting turned on by just thinking

00:27:02.960 about carney on the cbc broadcast for canada day like liberal boomer women gosh for mark carney

00:27:13.900 okay and hey we don't have to go into the details but you know he's handsome for his age he's got

00:27:20.580 that charisma he's chill he's relaxed he's relaxed okay he's relaxed and confident this is something

00:27:27.060 that this is something that polyev does not have at all dude polyev i feel like is constantly on

00:27:34.600 edge constantly feels like it might be the last day of his job or he's gonna get like someone's

00:27:40.240 going to show up and be like you're done polyev he's always like he's always like like i'm stressed

00:27:50.060 every time i see polyev i i get stressed out i'm i'm like i'm stressed out polyev looks stressed

00:27:57.440 what's he talking about some contrived nonsense yeah i see i'm stressed i'm stressful i don't 0.93

00:28:03.580 know like he's delivering his lines and they're not landing because because he's fucking on edge 0.93

00:28:08.360 anyway not the case with mark carney shout out to the carnsters out there he's relaxed he's chill 0.93

00:28:15.000 okay and the boomer women gush over this big time and again it plays into you know the liberal 0.97

00:28:23.120 programming and uh you know empowering the feminine the feminine character at home and then 1.00

00:28:31.780 all the in the masculinity just disintegrates and then you end up with people like this you end up

00:28:36.980 with people like this these these these uh these husks husks of men who are literally listing off

00:28:44.280 things this is what canada is it's a beer and it's cargo shorts and it's a sorry and it's a kill

00:28:54.020 and the back panel too that's what canada is it's like it's literally this scene in uh you know

00:29:02.220 clockwork orange or whatever where it's like we've given this guy too much propaganda he's been 0.69

00:29:07.400 you know between being starved for sex from his wife and watching all the cbc programming to make 1.00

00:29:14.240 him more of a pussy he's like we've lost him he's he's now a vegetable he's now a vegetable 1.00

00:29:19.500 oh well let's make him make uh you know alternative media youtube videos which just 1.00

00:29:26.140 parrot the mainstream narrative okay sure sounds good let's hear the end of it let's hear the end

00:29:32.120 of his piece, though, here.

00:29:34.200 Anything else?

00:29:35.660 Canada is a bunch of people 0.99

00:29:36.960 who decided to live here

00:29:38.140 as opposed to somewhere else.

00:29:40.160 Most likely brought together

00:29:41.320 by a mutual joy

00:29:42.280 in complaining about the weather.

00:29:44.540 Canada is not always right.

00:29:47.200 Canada is about learning

00:29:48.180 from our mistakes.

00:29:49.660 Canada is the person

00:29:50.440 who served you coffee. 0.69

00:29:51.440 Canada is the doctor or nurse

00:29:52.820 who helped someone you love.

00:29:54.320 Canada is the guy

00:29:55.060 who drove the taxi. 0.84

00:29:56.420 Canada is your neighbor.

00:29:58.320 Canada is you.

00:30:00.300 Canada is

00:30:01.020 Canada.

00:30:06.180 Wow. 0.95

00:30:06.980 I feel like I need to get a lobotomy after watching that.

00:30:12.820 Oh, my gosh.

00:30:13.740 You guys are still here watching this?

00:30:15.660 What the?

00:30:16.500 How did you even sit through that?

00:30:18.780 Oh, my Lord.

00:30:19.920 The boomer slop.

00:30:20.700 Yeah, it's crazy.

00:30:21.720 It's actually crazy.

00:30:24.540 That's enough of Brittle Star.

Greg Wycliffe - July 10, 2026

Brittlestar is insufferable

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