Greg Wycliffe - Chill Music Stream

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00:00:16.000 Yes

00:00:20.000 We stream all night long

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00:01:30.000 Welcome to the chill music stream.

00:01:49.960 If anyone's watching that, this, that's hilarious.

00:01:53.660 Welcome.

00:01:54.920 We got chat in chat.

00:01:56.600 Of course we have chat in chat.

00:01:58.220 Who else would be in chat?

00:02:00.000 We'll be right back.

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00:03:00.000 How are we all doing tonight?

00:03:11.500 How are we feeling?

00:03:18.200 That is the music stream.

00:03:21.140 We stream all night.

00:03:23.200 That's what we do.

00:03:30.000 Thank you.

00:04:00.000 Can I make a catholic into oppressionbbbps?

00:04:07.640 Sure.

00:04:08.360 Let's get outside of the gaps with frustration,

00:04:15.640 because I decided very much to leave.

00:04:19.500 There is no algunas needs areiał After all.

00:04:21.280 Here is the only half of these questions.

00:04:25.200 We'll be right back.

00:04:55.200 This is the song that you play when you're sleep deprived, and for some reason you're

00:05:03.680 awake on Sunday night, or Sunday, Monday morning, it's like 2 a.m. here, 1.30, I have no idea.

00:05:13.480 But that's what we do, it's we play the music all night, okay?

00:05:18.420 You wear the rave sunglasses, and you play the music.

00:05:25.200 I need more ecstasy.

00:05:41.920 Can you get me more ecstasy, please?

00:05:44.660 Danke.

00:05:55.200 Thank you.

00:06:25.200 how are we doing guys how are we feeling how are we doing

00:06:30.480 it's uh it's your man g-dub coming at you i don't know i you know i just kind of wanted to go live

00:06:38.300 it took me the duration of a movie to set uh this stuff up it's taken me a while to get my

00:06:45.260 little looping pedal and everything but i hope we're all doing well hope we're all doing fantastic

00:06:49.300 i'll uh i'll go right into a guitar song for you guys

00:06:55.200 This song goes a little something like this. 1.00

00:07:21.640 Put a fucking mask on. 1.00

00:07:25.200 Put a fucking mask on, bitch. 1.00

00:07:55.200 Put a fucking mask on, Mitch Put a fucking mask on 1.00

00:07:59.240 Put a fucking mask on, Mitch Put a fucking mask on 1.00

00:08:04.320 Put a fucking mask on, Mitch And I said, oh, why don't you trust the 1.00

00:08:14.200 Why don't you trust the science? 1.00

00:08:44.200 Put the fucking mask on 1.00

00:08:46.400 Just get your toast on 1.00

00:08:51.880 Just get your jab done, bitch 1.00

00:08:54.500 Just get your jab done 1.00

00:08:56.660 Just get your second jab done, bitch 1.00

00:08:59.260 Just get your jab done 1.00

00:09:01.380 Just get the jab done, bitch 1.00

00:09:03.720 Just get the jab done 1.00

00:09:05.880 Get the jab on, bitch 1.00

00:09:08.480 Why don't you get your fucking booster? 1.00

00:09:14.200 why don't you just get your booster 1.00

00:09:21.200 now once you get your booster 1.00

00:09:24.400 put a fucking mask on 1.00

00:09:27.300 put a fucking mask on bitch 1.00

00:09:29.740 put a fucking mask on 1.00

00:09:32.000 put a fucking mask on bitch 1.00

00:09:34.420 put a fucking mask on 1.00

00:09:37.360 put a fucking mask on bitch 1.00

00:09:39.080 put a fucking mask on 1.00

00:09:41.280 put a fucking mask on bitch 1.00

00:09:44.040 thank you so much brought to you by cdc and the who i hope you guys enjoyed it 1.00

00:09:48.680 put a mask on yeah woo beautiful music you know it really comes from the heart i'm really singing

00:09:58.080 my heart out here uh really enjoyable uh where did that you know people ask me where you know

00:10:04.520 where that song what was that inspired from you know uh it's halloween actually when i was five

00:10:11.400 put a mask on, because, because, you put it on because, okay, you put it on because.

00:10:41.400 guys you need to you need to call out some topics and i'm gonna rap about them

00:10:49.800 got them

00:10:56.620 okay

00:11:10.220 so we add to this

00:11:14.700 like keys

00:11:16.040 some drums

00:11:26.620 Listen to me

00:11:54.440 I went to university

00:11:55.640 i got a degree it's on the woke isms if you didn't know cousin i'll teach you all about

00:12:02.900 the critical race theory clearly whites and blacks are different and that's what we're

00:12:08.560 gonna teach the little kids that's what you gotta know first look at their pigment and then you gotta

00:12:14.680 make distinctions and differentations and think about your whole life when you're only five and

00:12:21.140 that's just facts that's just what it is that's just math yo whites and blacks it's the critical 0.99

00:12:27.460 race theory it's the crit race theory i don't care if they're 10 7 or 3 we're gonna teach your kid

00:12:35.200 all about pigment before they even kick skins i'm talking football i'm talking soccer we don't want

00:12:42.340 kids playing no sports we want them looking at the source we want them thinking about all this

00:12:48.820 existential race stuff uh yeah are you racist uh that's what you gotta know before you know

00:12:56.760 your times tables you gotta know all about race before you know your timetables you gotta know

00:13:03.140 about race before your timetables this is what it's like growing up in the 2021 fables

00:13:08.960 and i'm like a guy with the cables larry

00:13:14.140 okay okay so so late what what should i rap about now guys i know i know og tnfo i'll address it now

00:13:28.940 there was a song request months ago over half a year ago and i haven't followed through okay

00:13:36.320 If you haven't noticed

00:13:39.060 I haven't done this in a long time

00:13:40.640 Hopefully

00:13:42.980 Things will be changing

00:13:45.140 We'll be doing stuff new

00:13:46.320 Yeah

00:13:47.740 Shoutouts to

00:13:51.000 Edgy D and chat

00:13:53.060 Love you guys

00:13:54.440 Alright

00:13:56.400 Alright

00:13:57.120 So

00:13:59.240 So

00:14:01.560 So

00:14:03.420 so you know i'm on the youtube live i'm sleep deprived this is what we do we keep alive we

00:14:10.120 keep the jive me i went to university and i taught the kids that i taught the kids that

00:14:17.380 nah nah let's lay off the woke people guys okay let's lay off the woke people here

00:14:23.280 whoo um what's going on really what what should i play here let's play something

00:14:33.100 let's play something like or should we make something up what should i make a song about

00:14:39.860 guys just call call out a topic please call out a topic and we will do something here yo

00:14:47.140 call out a topic i got my hotness i'm going off the top like hot sauces you're i'm not your highness

00:14:54.540 i'm your rockness you know how we do it like the lockness have you seen me heard of me maybe

00:15:00.380 monday morning at 2 23 a.m everybody's sleeping everybody creeping everybody sheepin you know

00:15:09.180 what it is come on let's let's get let's start something else here let's go uh we got

00:15:16.820 we're going to start over

00:15:34.760 one two three four

00:15:46.820 Thank you.

00:16:16.820 Thank you.

00:16:46.820 Okay, do you guys have topics for me?

00:17:14.980 Have you listened to our topics yet?

00:17:16.180 Let's go.

00:17:16.820 come on oh no stream lag

00:17:23.940 how do i fix this

00:17:31.700 you don't know what comes next do you you just got the fear between your ears

00:17:36.820 you don't know what to do dear so you're just gonna listen to us and guess what now you're 1.00

00:17:42.580 fucked that's right looking on the tv listen to the radio it's so easy just lay back just kick back 0.99

00:17:50.920 we got everything we know that because we your uncle we your dad we the authority just sit down 1.00

00:17:58.100 and shut up here's some nice butter and some bread just eat that till you're dead 0.99

00:18:03.800 nothing to worry about we got everything figured out you don't gotta use this up here 0.99

00:18:12.020 All you gotta do is clear your plate

00:18:14.520 You gotta consume, go to the mall

00:18:17.120 You gotta get a few more, buy that broom 0.88

00:18:19.680 You gotta clean up, do your frickin' work 0.80

00:18:21.820 Nine to five wage slave, that's what it is 0.85

00:18:24.400 And you like it, like it, like it, like it

00:18:26.840 Like it, like it, like it, like it

00:18:29.340 I like it too

00:18:30.180 We're living in the upside down right now

00:18:38.680 And you can try to figure it out

00:18:40.500 But if you try to be sane, you're going to not feel good. 0.94

00:18:43.800 You're going to want to be buried in the ground.

00:18:47.340 What is this? 0.95

00:18:48.480 You're trying to be sane?

00:18:49.640 No, I don't think so, little kids.

00:18:51.560 If you want one gender or two, we're going to have 666. 1.00

00:18:56.960 Is that confusing enough?

00:18:58.540 Good.

00:18:59.400 Because we're going to add something else as well.

00:19:02.060 Do you got something in your pants?

00:19:03.860 Well, we might be able to reverse that.

00:19:06.280 And that's that.

00:19:07.560 And this is for you.

00:19:08.660 This is for the love.

00:19:09.640 This is for the greater good

00:19:11.120 Don't you understand what's going on, man?

00:19:13.800 Yeah

00:19:14.180 Don't get lost

00:19:16.180 Don't get lost

00:19:18.800 Don't get lost

00:19:21.400 Don't get lost

00:19:23.920 Don't get lost

00:19:26.480 Now up is down, down is up

00:19:28.900 Everybody thinking, I gotta figure it out

00:19:30.960 No, you don't 1.00

00:19:31.780 What the fuck? 1.00

00:19:32.760 You be ignorant as shit 1.00

00:19:34.220 I don't really know anything 1.00

00:19:35.880 It's so pathetic 0.98

00:19:36.960 But hey 0.99

00:19:37.620 Here we go.

00:19:52.360 Oh, come on! 0.99

00:19:55.260 Behave.

00:19:56.260 Behave.

00:19:57.260 Behave.

00:19:58.260 Behave.

00:19:59.260 Behave.

00:20:00.260 Behave.

00:20:01.260 Yeah.

00:20:02.260 Behave.

00:20:03.260 Behave.

00:20:04.260 How bad how bad is the the mushrooms right now mushrooms

00:20:35.260 It's saying that the stream quality is poor. It says it's poor out there. That's not a good sign

00:20:42.820 Not a good sign you guys

00:20:44.940 Tell me in chat. Hi, is this watchable or what?

00:20:52.140 It says that's good on my end

00:20:54.700 Which is I don't know what to even know but I don't even know what to say about that

00:21:04.260 It's true. It does go a lot. This stream goes much better with mushrooms. I forgot to mention

00:21:22.140 that. Oh, shoot. Shoot. I forgot to mention that. This stream goes better when you're

00:21:27.940 on mushrooms and it's 2 a.m. So it's better now. Cool.

00:21:34.260 guys send out some topics in chat give me an inspiration of a song I need this is interaction

00:21:43.260 okay interactive

00:21:44.520 Trudeau's sucking in the dead of night 0.96

00:22:03.800 His knees are so sore he almost cried 0.99

00:22:09.680 But he was trained to blow that guy 0.73

00:22:14.600 I have never seen such bloodshot frickin' eyes 0.99

00:22:29.020 Trudeau's suckin' in the dead of night 0.99

00:22:32.780 He just doesn't know his own name 1.00

00:22:39.080 Cause he sells himself out

00:22:43.760 He's wearing a tutu

00:22:47.360 He calls himself right now

00:22:49.760 Tinkerbell

00:22:51.640 Trudeau's a

00:22:56.000 Dress up character

00:22:58.640 Trudeau is a 1.00

00:23:02.720 Whore 1.00

00:23:04.040 He's dressing up on the dance floor 1.00

00:23:08.560 Trudeau's sucking in the dead of night 0.93

00:23:18.200 About a dozen and a half Chinese guys 0.95

00:23:23.380 And they all want him to build stuff

00:23:28.780 With Canadian taxpayer money

00:23:30.920 And he always does it

00:23:33.060 Because he has no integrity 1.00

00:23:35.700 He is so pathetic, he has no spine, he's always on his knees 1.00

00:23:43.800 He is a literal geisha, but he's also 1.00

00:23:49.560 Related to Fidel Castro 0.85

00:23:54.920 He was only waiting to get down and blow those guys 1.00

00:24:04.980 cuz that's our Trudeau he is a prostitute how the hell did he end up 1.00

00:24:12.500 running this country seriously what the hell happened 1.00

00:24:20.500 thank you thank you very much guys

00:24:27.140 Good to see people in chat

00:24:34.380 That I'm not alone on this Sunday night

00:24:37.160 I don't know if the

00:24:40.460 Stream is healthy or not

00:24:42.380 He blows SNC, that's correct

00:24:44.440 Maybe we'll make an SNC

00:24:45.680 Can we make an SNC song?

00:24:48.900 What would an SNC song be about

00:24:51.680 I could try to play an old cover actually

00:24:57.140 Let's see if I can remember this.

00:24:59.580 Let's see if I can remember this old classic.

00:25:07.240 This was my first hit on YouTube.

00:25:14.780 Oh, yeah.

00:25:27.140 I should take my glasses off for this Canadian people are so gullible climate change let's 1.00

00:25:50.940 Tax them on top.

00:25:57.340 Giving hearts are so manipulatable.

00:26:02.220 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:26:06.320 Canadians.

00:26:11.440 Canadians.

00:26:14.900 Gullible.

00:26:16.580 Canadians.

00:26:17.780 Tax us while we heat our home

00:26:25.160 And then I'm Justin Trudeau

00:26:34.360 I guilt trip them every day

00:26:37.280 Give plastic floors plastic place

00:26:39.620 Then turn to them and I say

00:26:41.880 I love the environment

00:26:43.800 Oh, I forgot the lyrics, man. Come on.

00:26:47.780 S.N.C. Lavellin

00:26:55.920 And I don't really care 1.00

00:26:58.180 Cause I'm gonna fire that bitch 1.00

00:27:00.320 Your stare was holdin 1.00

00:27:02.240 I'm Justin Trudeau moldin

00:27:04.500 I bribed that guy's son

00:27:06.540 Where do you think you're goin' baby?

00:27:09.520 Hey, I'm a feminist 0.99

00:27:10.840 And I just met you

00:27:13.440 But that girl Jodi 0.99

00:27:15.480 she disobeyed me and all the other I'm butchering this bro I'm butchering this oh no just look up

00:27:24.800 my youtube Canadian people are so gullible climate change let's tax them on top giving 0.83

00:27:35.920 hearts are so

00:27:37.760 manipulatable.

00:27:40.040 Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:27:44.040 Canadians

00:27:44.800 tax them to

00:27:47.980 heat our homes.

00:27:52.480 Canadians

00:27:53.200 tax us

00:27:55.960 while we drive

00:27:58.000 home.

00:28:03.140 What's the rap again?

00:28:04.660 Okay, there's a rap verse, too.

00:28:27.580 Okay, hold on, hold on.

00:28:29.780 Give me a sec here.

00:28:34.660 Hey, I'm Trudeau.

00:28:37.640 I'll be out spending all your money while you sit around wondering why your family can't save up for nothing.

00:28:42.440 Made it from a rich kid.

00:28:43.580 Cuter than a button.

00:28:45.140 From, can't, I got big.

00:28:47.240 Had a strong campaign.

00:28:48.500 Talked about real change.

00:28:49.860 Guess what?

00:28:50.380 Everybody bought it.

00:28:51.660 Electoral reform.

00:28:52.800 Everybody bought it. 1.00

00:28:53.820 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:28:55.560 Oh, man. 1.00

00:28:57.240 Damn. 0.99

00:28:58.820 Maybe I'll do some other song. 0.99

00:29:00.240 Yo.

00:29:03.160 Yo. 1.00

00:29:03.800 Yo, fuck that. 1.00

00:29:04.660 shit everybody's staying locked down on covid they in question nothing and everybody's sheepish 1.00

00:29:09.580 they don't really care yo can you get a needles put it in the needles and they're like yeah i got 0.96

00:29:14.040 two and i really want to have a few more too can we get that a mandate oh you got another booster

00:29:19.500 yo i can't wait that's great and i want to make sure the unvaccinated can't come near me when i 1.00

00:29:25.120 get my grapes at the motherfucking uh grocery store because i don't really want to be around 1.00

00:29:29.940 those dirty fucking rats because that's that we're gonna divide society and that's that 1.00

00:29:35.160 and i'm just gonna listen to the news and not even use my brain 1.00

00:29:38.980 canadian people are so gullible talk about cases on the news and everybody's scared as fuck 0.98

00:29:48.040 they can't think straight at all and now they're terrified and they want to segregate society 0.99

00:29:56.340 Oh, do you have your jab?

00:30:00.900 Do you have your jab?

00:30:05.700 Do you have your jab?

00:30:10.020 Are you...

00:30:11.520 Do you have the updated jab?

00:30:13.100 Do you have the newest jab?

00:30:17.560 Do you have all of your license plate stickers?

00:30:22.320 Oh, I meant the license plate stickers for your immune system.

00:30:27.100 Did you update your license plate sticker for your immune system?

00:30:31.820 I'm asking.

00:30:35.820 Anyway, guys, I'm so excited to just be a booster boy.

00:30:39.940 I don't know about you.

00:30:40.680 Maybe we should.

00:30:41.080 You know what?

00:30:41.500 We'll make a song about booster boys.

00:30:43.380 You know what?

00:30:44.620 Let's do that.

00:30:46.060 Let's make a song about booster boys.

00:30:48.000 Wow.

00:30:48.300 I've only been on for half an hour.

00:30:49.800 It's felt like two hours.

00:30:51.040 Okay.

00:30:51.600 But that's what happens when you're sleep-deprived.

00:30:57.000 Booster boys in the house.

00:30:58.680 That's right.

00:30:59.420 Edgy D knows what's going on.

00:31:21.600 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:31:29.840 We're starting from scratch here.

00:31:51.600 Thank you.

00:32:21.600 Hold on.

00:32:43.780 I want to be a booster boy.

00:32:46.000 Booster boy.

00:32:47.020 Booster boy.

00:32:48.080 Booster boy.

00:32:49.080 Booster boy.

00:32:50.120 Booster boy.

00:32:51.600 I want to be a Booster Boy, Booster Boy, Booster Boy, Booster Boy.

00:33:00.080 I got Moderna.

00:33:02.720 Did you get Pfizer?

00:33:04.760 That's so cool.

00:33:06.100 We can realize this.

00:33:08.900 We're going to go on vacation.

00:33:11.280 That's what it's all about.

00:33:13.840 Getting on a plane.

00:33:15.640 are you a booster boy are you a booster boy are you a booster boy why aren't you a booster boy

00:33:41.040 it's been tested it's so great i love science i love it so much oh i get that in my cup cup

00:33:49.220 i line up for days just to get that thing in my arm to make my beauty life have a beautiful 0.81

00:33:58.460 lifestyle because now i know that i'm safe from everything i'm safe from everything

00:34:07.280 Cause I'm a Booster Boy, Booster Boy, Booster Boy, Booster Boy, Booster Boy, Booster Boy.

00:34:15.020 I'm safe from everything cause I'm a Booster Boy.

00:34:22.500 One shot's not enough for me.

00:34:24.940 Yeah, can I have like 23?

00:34:26.740 Cause guess what?

00:34:27.620 I don't believe in natural immunity.

00:34:30.460 No, I don't believe in natural immunity.

00:34:33.460 I don't believe in natural immunity. 0.99

00:34:35.600 that stuff's stupid that stuff's garbage i believe in anthony fauci because i'm a booster boy i like 0.99

00:34:43.780 theresa tam because she is so freaking cool they know so much crap and i'm a booster boy that is 0.99

00:34:50.740 that and i'm gonna get my pfizer get my moderna get my sputnik get my jnj get my astrazeneca even 0.92

00:34:57.940 though they approved it to be safe and then they'll change their mind like four or five times

00:35:02.100 Nothing weird about that

00:35:03.440 Booster Boy

00:35:04.560 Booster Boy

00:35:06.720 Booster Boy

00:35:07.140 Booster Boy

00:35:08.680 Booster Boy

00:35:09.760 Booster Boy

00:35:10.700 Booster

00:35:11.360 Wagner

00:35:12.640 Booster Boy

00:35:13.880 Booster Boy

00:35:14.960 Booster Boy

00:35:15.960 Booster Boy

00:35:16.920 Booster Boy

00:35:18.040 Booster Boy

00:35:20.020 Now

00:35:20.960 After so many boosters

00:35:24.740 I live in a bubble

00:35:28.980 I live in a bubble

00:35:31.160 I'm surrounded by plastic

00:35:33.380 I literally live in a bubble

00:35:35.520 And hypothetically

00:35:37.100 Only comedically

00:35:38.240 These shots, these boosters

00:35:40.420 Will make it so that my natural immune system

00:35:43.200 Doesn't work at all anymore

00:35:44.700 So then I'll be stuck inside

00:35:47.240 These four walls

00:35:48.560 And that is all

00:35:49.920 That is the joy that I have

00:35:53.420 As

00:35:55.000 Booster boy

00:35:56.540 Booster boy

00:35:57.780 Booster boy

00:35:59.260 I want to be a Booster Boy

00:36:05.400 Yo, yo

00:36:12.780 I trust doctors that I've never met before

00:36:16.240 More than my own friends or my own heart

00:36:18.660 Because that's right, I'm a Booster Boy

00:36:20.660 Don't you get it?

00:36:22.560 I learned everything I know on Reddit

00:36:24.320 I know everything that I read there

00:36:26.620 And I never, never, never forget it

00:36:29.060 Um, wanna be a booster boy?

00:36:31.320 Yo, why don't you wanna get those boosters?

00:36:33.860 What, you think there's gonna be more than one?

00:36:35.880 You don't think it's weird that, um, um, um, Israel already has some?

00:36:41.920 Nothing weird about that.

00:36:43.420 No, nothing weird about that.

00:36:45.780 Oh, wanna be a booster boy, booster boy, booster boy, booster boy, booster boy, booster boy, booster boy.

00:36:54.160 I want to be a Booster Boy.

00:37:24.160 don't you want to be a booster boy guys isn't that exciting

00:37:27.980 i want to take boosters for the rest of my life

00:37:33.240 i want to take them even though they don't work i just want to take them

00:37:38.820 because i have to can't you relate to that guys don't you want to just like

00:37:45.680 oh i don't need a health incentive i just want to do it to get on a plane because

00:37:51.720 duh it's so cool guys we shouldn't be thinking about this why why are you thinking so much

00:38:00.240 you know like all these people oh the unvaccinated you know what the unvaccinated should do 0.66

00:38:05.720 smash your head with the hammer okay maybe then you'll see some perspective and then you'll get 0.91

00:38:12.420 it and you'll stop thinking so much and we'll give you booster shots until you pass out 0.97

00:38:18.640 does that sound good to you i know susan wujeki or whatever her name is from from youtube is 1.00

00:38:25.880 watching and i know that's exactly what she would say she would say guys smash your head with the 0.79

00:38:32.480 hammer take booster shots till you pass out it's not hard it's really not hard to understand

00:38:40.320 honestly it's not hard to understand guys being a booster boy

00:38:45.480 all right this has gone on long enough um thank you thank you anyone for tuning in and finding

00:38:54.200 this stream i'll probably delete it after i don't know um what should i do here should i do should i

00:39:01.880 play uh should i try to think of a song that i was writing or something what should i do here

00:39:08.380 Maybe I'll sing a song.

00:39:11.140 Maybe I'll sing a song.

00:39:34.520 Ah, no.

00:39:35.760 I would butcher that one, probably.

00:39:37.280 Could I do that one, actually?

00:39:38.380 oh man you know what i wonder if i could rap that oh my god i don't know if i can even

00:39:57.980 Okay, we're gonna try something weird here

00:40:09.400 I really like this

00:40:13.640 Rapper named Shad

00:40:15.000 Shadrack 0.95

00:40:15.740 Shadrack 0.95

00:40:16.980 Kabango

00:40:17.560 Shad K

00:40:18.440 His name is Shad

00:40:19.560 I'll go like this

00:40:24.840 Booster boy we're done what are you doing booster boy get out of here all right

00:40:54.840 Two.

00:41:03.220 That's not the one.

00:41:24.840 Yeah.

00:41:26.580 This is a song about being really cheap.

00:41:36.440 Let's see if I can remember the lyrics.

00:41:38.080 Should I look them up?

00:41:42.420 I live at home still.

00:41:43.980 Not paying phone bills, hydro, or rent.

00:41:46.100 And my mom makes most meals.

00:41:47.860 But it's so ill.

00:41:48.900 I don't pay no skrill. 0.94

00:41:50.180 Only cash for gas when I borrow my folks' wheels.

00:41:52.460 But you can't drive whatever my van does.

00:41:54.840 Get a good bike who I look like that Lance guy

00:41:57.560 I ain't pushing no banana seat looking like two eight-year-old kid on your grandma street

00:42:02.000 You can go ahead and call me lazy just retired real young y'all call me jay-z 0.98

00:42:06.220 Maybe I just hate these crappy jobs. Call me crazy. I refuse to work a man. It's miserable 1.00

00:42:10.680 I can't do it less. It's due to circumstance plus any cash to be my astronomical appetite for the time being y'all

00:42:16.700 I'll sacrifice have a life minus a couple of luxuries. It's cutting my budget schemes and getting some stuff for free

00:42:23.000 Like, why's a brother need a dentist?

00:42:24.400 It's expensive.

00:42:25.120 My gums will bleed.

00:42:25.920 They do every time when he scrubs them clean.

00:42:28.120 And every year they try to bump the feed.

00:42:29.700 Then they'll probably recommend braces.

00:42:31.300 Here you go.

00:42:31.900 That's another G.

00:42:32.900 But thanks a lot, doc.

00:42:34.020 But listen, I can brush my teeth all on my own so you ain't gonna hustle me.

00:42:38.080 That takes care of that dental plan.

00:42:39.680 Now here's a potential stamp.

00:42:41.020 Getting my toes crushed by your rental van.

00:42:43.040 I'll advise to the driver and the rental guys, Enterprise or whatever.

00:42:46.760 I bet they would settle nice.

00:42:48.280 Court adjourned.

00:42:49.160 No, I just gotta pay for the law forms.

00:42:50.980 spent two weeks eating popcorn like students do since I'm grown and it's not dorm so it's a bit 0.92

00:42:56.020 more pathetic okay a lot more why y'all gotta mock for what's wrong with my mock three I gotta 0.94

00:43:01.340 be macho and mock more well not me and I do not need to change blades it's my own hair I shave 0.97

00:43:06.840 in back face legs and the rashes rarely last more than eight days usually so that's cool with me

00:43:12.060 you can save great but hygiene that's a reason to buy things like soap or visine or getting clothes

00:43:17.380 dry cleaned i don't throw away dough no facials i make rolls of my pennies i even pay folks with

00:43:23.080 pesos yo all right into the don't hate yo watch cause

00:43:29.800 it's all nuance use your head why get a bed and a couch when you can slouch on a futon instead if

00:43:38.700 you got a little bread like croutons download them croutons and spread them if you're happy

00:43:43.500 when you save two dollars a week save your neighbors empty bottles and keep all your seats

00:43:47.780 only treat your girls yearly to mcdonald's to eat don't be ashamed pop your collars man holler at me

00:43:52.720 if y'all are this cheap this is for acknowledging peeps that got a track and search every time 0.99

00:43:57.300 oh i lost it i lost it damn 0.77

00:44:13.500 Thank you. 0.97

00:44:43.500 I live at home still, I'm not paying phone bills

00:44:46.060 I draw on rent and my mom makes most meals

00:44:48.600 So it's so ill, I don't pay no skrill

00:44:50.880 Only cash for gas when I borrow my folks' wheels

00:44:53.500 But you can't drive, whatever our van died

00:44:56.020 Get a good bike, oh I look like that Lance guy

00:44:58.580 I am pushing a banana seat

00:45:00.340 Looking like some 8 year old kid on your grandma street 0.96

00:45:02.940 You can go ahead and call me lazy

00:45:04.600 Just retired real young y'all, call me Jay-Z 0.98

00:45:07.180 Maybe I just hate these crappy jobs, call me crazy 0.99

00:45:09.620 I refuse to work in men, it's miserable 1.00

00:45:11.600 not do it less is due to circumstance plus i need cash to feed my astronomical appetite

00:45:16.160 for the time being y'all i'll sacrifice i have a life minus a couple of luxuries it's kind of my

00:45:21.620 budget schemes and getting some stuff free like why's your brother need a dentist is expensive

00:45:25.840 my gloves will be new every time when he scrubs them clean every year they try to bump the feet

00:45:30.560 plus they'll probably recommend braces here you go that's another g well thanks a lot doc well

00:45:35.060 listen i can brush my teeth all on my own so you ain't gonna hustle me that takes care of that

00:45:39.860 dental plan and here's a potential scam getting my toes crushed by a rental van I'll advise to

00:45:44.920 the driver and the rental guys enterprise or whatever I bet they would settle nice court

00:45:49.420 adjourn no I just gotta pay for the law forms I spent two eggs eating popcorn like students do 0.90

00:45:54.740 except I'm grown and it's not dorm so it's a bit more pathetic okay a lot more why y'all gotta 0.88

00:45:59.880 mock four what's wrong with my mock threes I gotta be macho and mock more and I do not need to change 0.98

00:46:06.120 It's my own hairy shape, chin, back, face, legs

00:46:08.980 And the rashes really last more than eight days usually

00:46:11.880 So that's cool with me, I can save great

00:46:13.900 Hygiene, not some reason to buy things like soap or bi-zine

00:46:17.600 Or getting clothes dry cleaned

00:46:19.000 I don't throw away dough on no facials

00:46:21.300 I make roll up my pennies, I even pay folks

00:46:23.780 Got cases full of pesos I lug

00:46:26.220 Bro, get them exchanged

00:46:27.380 No, I'll wait until the rate's low

00:46:29.020 Don't hate yo, just cause y'all wasteful

00:46:31.240 Y'all wanna make your bro the scapegoat

00:46:33.260 It's bugged, it's all nuanced

00:46:35.260 use your head why get a bread and a couch when you can slouch on a futon instead if you got a

00:46:40.020 little bread like coupons download them coupons and spread them coupons let's see if i can do that

00:46:46.180 okay okay it's the last part let's see if i remember it if you're happy when you save two

00:46:55.360 dollars a week steal your neighbor's empty bottles and keep all your receipts only treat your girl 0.99

00:46:59.800 yearly to mcdonald's to eat don't be ashamed pop your collar holler at me if y'all are this cheap

00:47:04.800 This is for acknowledging peeps like out of track every dime, using columns and sheets.

00:47:09.020 If you strip-search them all for the bargain to beat, like every day you're just a penny saved from starving the streets.

00:47:13.900 Keep carving a niche, I started on the jar for the wee.

00:47:16.520 Little Grice come to come for his college degree, and I figure starting early on the market is key. 0.82

00:47:21.360 I plan on having smart daughters, all Harvard MD. 0.98

00:47:24.020 But regardless, we could never put a car in the streets, unless I'm gas prices lower in the parkingest fee.

00:47:28.960 And no parking for me, not even gloves, scarves, or a fleece.

00:47:31.480 I may freeze, but I'll keep saving marvelously.

00:47:34.800 Holla

00:47:35.940 Hey that was Shad

00:47:40.740 I thought something's called The Old Prince I think

00:47:43.200 The Old Prince still lives at home

00:47:44.400 I just wanted to see if I could still do that

00:47:46.360 Yeah

00:47:48.160 Guys thanks for tuning in

00:47:51.400 Yeah

00:47:54.400 I hope you're having a great Sunday night

00:47:56.180 I really don't know what else to say

00:47:59.660 I had a lot of fun

00:48:00.460 You know what maybe I'll actually try to improvise something

00:48:03.180 Just on the way out here

00:48:04.200 let's try to make something up right just like just like trudeau

00:48:10.380 i always i always do that

00:48:34.200 Thank you.

00:49:04.200 We'll be right back.

00:49:34.200 I don't even have drums yet.

00:50:04.200 I like that.

00:50:34.200 We'll be right back.

00:51:04.200 Thank you.

00:51:34.200 What up Kathy and B from New Brunswick

00:51:43.260 Tuning in

00:51:44.200 You are right where you need to be

00:51:46.840 You're sleep deprived

00:51:48.520 You're drunk on mushrooms

00:51:50.240 You're tuning in to this weird musical live stream

00:51:53.540 That's what we do

00:51:54.320 That's what we're doing right now

00:51:55.840 Okay

00:51:56.200 Throw out a topic

00:51:58.900 Maybe I'll sing about it

00:52:00.540 Maybe I'll rap about it

00:52:02.300 Maybe I'll regret it

00:52:04.080 I probably will, so...

00:52:34.080 Hey, I just want ice cream.

00:52:38.400 I just want ice cream.

00:52:43.280 People talking.

00:52:46.160 I just want ice cream.

00:52:53.040 Okay, let's try it. Yeah.

00:52:55.040 Oh, shit. Okay, a couple good topics just came up here. 0.99

00:53:04.080 People talk shit, they want me to do, they want me to do this 0.96

00:53:09.180 And I want to do ha, I want to have fun 0.99

00:53:11.980 But I just need that

00:53:13.580 Now you need a passport now

00:53:17.000 Now you need a passport now

00:53:21.140 Now you need a passport now

00:53:24.580 Wow, wow, wow, wow

00:53:28.000 I go to Loblaws, go inside, get my gross cart

00:53:32.740 all i want is you know sack of potato but someone's there there's a bouncer at the

00:53:39.880 loblaws yeah that's right you need the proofs of vaccine bro uh you need the the proof of vaccine

00:53:47.360 bro i just want the sack of potato no you need the proof of vaccine bro no no i just want the

00:53:57.660 Sack of potatoes.

00:53:59.480 You get no strawberries.

00:54:00.580 Get no blueberries. 0.99

00:54:01.520 Gonna get no nothing.

00:54:02.940 You don't get raspberries.

00:54:03.960 You don't get spinach.

00:54:05.900 You don't get muffins.

00:54:06.820 You just go home.

00:54:07.820 You got nothing.

00:54:08.720 Where you gonna go?

00:54:09.640 Where you gonna grow?

00:54:10.580 Where's the food that you gonna eat?

00:54:12.380 If you don't get the proof of the vaccine.

00:54:14.400 Don't get the proof of the vaccine.

00:54:16.280 What you gonna eat?

00:54:17.300 What you gonna do?

00:54:18.180 I don't even know what to do.

00:54:19.920 The proof of the vaccine.

00:54:22.160 Roll on the door.

00:54:24.320 It got down the door. 0.68

00:54:25.680 You can't get through the door

00:54:27.680 For the sack of potatoes

00:54:29.900 Oh

00:54:31.540 Did you want to sit down?

00:54:34.120 Oh, party of four?

00:54:35.520 That's great, let me look around

00:54:37.340 Yeah, table opened up

00:54:39.640 That's so great, see?

00:54:41.280 Oh, I'm gonna need to see

00:54:43.420 The proof of vaccine

00:54:44.940 Gonna need to see

00:54:47.220 The proof of vaccine

00:54:48.620 Can I have wine? Can I have cheese?

00:54:50.780 Not without the fucking 0.99

00:54:52.140 Not without the paper 0.99

00:54:54.140 You can't have this cheap bottle of wine

00:54:57.500 On a Friday night

00:54:59.620 So where are we gonna go

00:55:02.640 What are we gonna do

00:55:03.540 I don't really know

00:55:04.560 But it's gonna be lost soon

00:55:07.000 No it's not

00:55:08.060 No it's not

00:55:10.140 Aaron Toole

00:55:11.860 Sing and Trudeau

00:55:13.560 Smoking pot

00:55:14.660 Probably other stuff as well

00:55:16.600 Who knows what they do

00:55:19.300 They go into back rooms

00:55:21.320 They go into back rooms

00:55:23.300 And they do lots of shrooms

00:55:25.240 And they say 1.00

00:55:26.060 Fuck these people 1.00

00:55:27.660 They just sheeple 1.00

00:55:29.540 They just a bunch of cattle to us

00:55:31.480 A bunch of cattle to us

00:55:33.800 Give the objections bud

00:55:35.260 I'm gonna do my orders boss

00:55:38.180 Just line them up

00:55:39.180 Just line them up

00:55:41.100 Just line them up

00:55:42.900 Make sure you brand them real deep 0.99

00:55:45.200 Cause we own those fucks 1.00

00:55:47.640 Gonna need the proof of vaccine 1.00

00:55:50.040 Bruh

00:55:50.680 I'm gonna need the poof of vaccine bruh

00:55:54.680 I just want a sack of potatoes

00:55:58.680 I just want a bag of spinach

00:56:09.680 Oh my god

00:56:12.680 What kind of world are we living in?

00:56:15.680 Is this real? 1.00

00:56:17.680 I thought this was just a stupid rap, please. Can this just be a stupid rap, please? 1.00

00:56:25.120 I would love that. 1.00

00:56:31.920 Can I buy weeds? Can I buy seeds? Well, not in DC. Can I go there? Can I go there?

00:56:37.780 No, not over here because you can't even really buy beer unless you got the branding seared.

00:56:47.680 Oh, I got Moderna.

00:56:50.160 Oh, really cool.

00:56:51.020 I got a Pfizer and a Moderna.

00:56:52.460 I got an extra day.

00:56:54.280 And then I got a Pfizer.

00:56:55.920 They said don't mix it.

00:56:57.700 But they said mix it.

00:57:00.100 And then I mixed it.

00:57:01.880 And then they said, no, no, you don't do that.

00:57:03.600 And I was like, well, it's too late now.

00:57:05.680 Nothing weird about that.

00:57:08.160 It's just about the paper, man.

00:57:09.720 You just need the paper.

00:57:11.700 The health benefits?

00:57:14.020 What, are you incentivized by health?

00:57:15.820 No.

00:57:16.040 You just want to get your sack of potatoes at the grocery store.

00:57:19.540 That's why you want to get your proof.

00:57:22.720 Your proof of vaccination.

00:57:30.040 Thanks for watching, guys.

00:57:31.720 That's going to be it for me.

00:57:33.400 Thanks for coming out.

00:57:35.020 I'm surprised anyone even showed up.

00:57:36.820 It's like the middle of the night.

00:57:38.700 But big changes are coming, hopefully.

00:57:42.700 While we get to doing more of this.

00:57:44.180 It took me a long time to set up tonight

00:57:46.300 I'm actually going to go get some ice cream right now

00:57:49.820 And I'm really excited for that

00:57:51.320 But

00:57:52.180 Thank you very much everyone

00:57:55.340 And good night

00:57:58.300 We will talk to you soon

00:58:00.240 I'll play my one song one last time

00:58:04.760 Because there's people here 1.00

00:58:14.180 Put a fucking mask on. 1.00

00:58:21.920 Put a fucking mask on, bitch. 1.00

00:58:25.480 Put a fucking mask on. 1.00

00:58:28.400 Put a fucking mask on, bitch. 1.00

00:58:31.400 Put a fucking mask on. 1.00

00:58:34.600 Put a fucking mask on, bitch. 1.00

00:58:37.760 Put a fucking mask on. 1.00

00:58:40.880 Put a fucking mask on, bitch. 1.00

00:58:44.180 Oh, why don't you trust the science? 1.00

00:58:54.180 Oh, why don't you trust the science?

00:59:03.640 You better get your jab done. 1.00

00:59:06.580 You better get your jabs done, bitch. 1.00

00:59:09.680 You better get your jabs done. 1.00

00:59:11.620 You better get them both done, Mitch

00:59:14.640 You better get your jabs done

00:59:17.080 You better get your jabs done, Mitch

00:59:19.940 You better get your jabs done

00:59:22.560 You better get your jabs done

00:59:25.100 No

00:59:25.800 Why don't you trust the science?

00:59:34.700 No

00:59:35.660 Why would they be lying?

00:59:41.620 And once you get

00:59:45.640 Your two jabs in your booster 1.00

00:59:47.980 Put a fucking mask on 1.00

00:59:52.520 Put a fucking mask on bitch 1.00

00:59:55.580 Put a fucking mask on 1.00

00:59:58.400 Put a fucking mask on bitch 1.00

01:00:01.380 Put a fucking mask on 1.00

01:00:04.480 Put a fucking mask on bitch 1.00

01:00:07.100 Put three masks on 1.00

01:00:10.000 Get the plastic shield

01:00:12.220 One mission

01:00:13.200 Why don't you trust

01:00:17.560 The science

01:00:19.120 Why would they be lying

01:00:29.200 Get your 48th booster 1.00

01:00:38.080 get your 48th booster bitch get your 48th booster get your 48th booster bitch 1.00

01:00:48.200 get your 48th booster get your 48th booster bitch get your 48th booster 1.00

01:00:56.200 why don't you trust the science 0.99

01:01:00.760 don't put a fucking mask on again thanks for watching guys love you all 0.98

01:01:06.720 until next time we'll see you again soon i don't know if i'm going to keep this up or not 0.99

01:01:11.840 we will see but uh either way have a great evening enjoy yourselves and yeah you know

01:01:20.660 let's keep the spirits high and let's be one with the chaos you know what i mean kind of

01:01:26.480 get into the groove of yeah the matrix is real there's two realities now i guess that's just

01:01:33.760 the way it is but uh we're on team sanity which is awesome and we'll talk to y'all later

Greg Wycliffe - August 30, 2021

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