Greg Wycliffe - March 18, 2019


FAKE HATE CRIME - Ode to Jussie Smollett


Episode Stats


Length

4 minutes

Words per minute

127.62542

Word count

636

Sentence count

5

Harmful content

Misogyny

5

sentences flagged

Hate speech

8

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

Jussie Smolletta is a liar, a narcissist, and a self-obsessed fuckhead. After all, he's a gay Black man, and we should all have sympathy for him because he was a victim of hate crimes.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 I'm an asshole. And my name's Greg.
00:00:04.000 Hate crime happens in the dead of night
00:00:09.000 Take me by my word, I start to cry
00:00:13.000 I'm on the news at night
00:00:18.000 I've only been waiting for my moment to arrive
00:00:24.000 Hate crime happens in the dead of night
00:00:33.000 Take what we know for sure and then you'll see
00:00:38.000 It was all lies
00:00:42.000 Just wanted to take this moment for everybody to see me
00:00:47.000 Fake hate crime
00:00:52.000 Fake hate crime
00:00:57.000 Like a young child who pretends to cry
00:01:02.000 That just made me so angry because
00:01:05.000 So I'm just gonna be left here with this
00:01:08.000 You know what I'm saying? Like I'm just gonna be left here
00:01:11.000 With...
00:01:14.000 With like...
00:01:16.000 So they get to go free
00:01:18.000 Fake hate crime
00:01:23.000 Fake hate crime
00:01:28.000 Like a young child who pretends to cry
00:01:35.000 Hate crime happens in the dead of night
00:01:40.000 Take me by my word, I start to cry
00:01:45.000 It was all lies
00:01:50.000 Things were going well
00:01:52.000 Till these detectives all arrived
00:01:55.000 Wanted to further my career
00:01:57.000 But I brought us back in time
00:02:00.000 Want attention and compassion
00:02:03.000 The real people lost their lives 0.70
00:02:15.000 Hate crimes are no joke
00:02:17.000 And just because Jussie made up this outlandish story
00:02:20.000 About evil white men in mega hats
00:02:22.000 Attacking him with bleach in a noose
00:02:24.000 Doesn't mean we shouldn't still have sympathy for him
00:02:27.000 After all
00:02:29.000 He's a gay black man 0.97
00:02:31.000 All he can ever be is a victim
00:02:33.000 Not a successful inspiring businessman
00:02:35.000 Not a talented actor
00:02:36.000 Not a proud son or brother
00:02:39.000 Not a positive role model
00:02:40.000 Just a gay black victim 1.00
00:02:43.000 After all
00:02:44.000 His interview on ABC when he was crying
00:02:47.000 Is going to be his very last acting gig
00:02:51.000 Unless you help
00:02:54.000 I've started a GoFundMe for Jussie
00:02:56.000 To save his acting career
00:02:58.000 And to save his spoiled reputation
00:03:01.000 Taken away from him
00:03:02.000 This poor poor gay black man 1.00
00:03:08.000 Okay let me tell you how I really feel about this whole situation
00:03:11.000 Jussie what the f-
00:03:13.000 I don't know what your-
00:03:14.000 Jussie take your head out of your ass 1.00
00:03:16.000 For one moment
00:03:17.000 So you can hear me okay
00:03:19.000 I don't know your past that well
00:03:21.000 I'm really more curious of like what your intention was
00:03:24.000 In all of this like in your career path
00:03:27.000 And I hope that you weren't setting out to be this pretentious
00:03:31.000 Annoying lying drama queen 1.00
00:03:34.000 Who would maliciously make up a story to victimize himself
00:03:36.000 And then trivialize all real victims
00:03:40.000 Of hate crimes
00:03:42.000 Like I hope that wasn't your intention
00:03:44.000 But you know here we are
00:03:46.000 I try to imagine what you were thinking in your head
00:03:49.000 As you were doing it like
00:03:50.000 Oh I'm so scandalous
00:03:52.000 Scandalous is actually a great word to define your abhorrent behavior
00:03:56.000 You should look it up
00:03:57.000 There's a lot of great adjectives in there
00:03:58.000 If you are trying to save your career
00:04:00.000 A little bit of advice
00:04:01.000 I would come out
00:04:03.000 Come out man
00:04:04.000 Come out as the desperate attention-seeking whore that you are 1.00
00:04:09.000 The lengths
00:04:11.000 You would go to get validation and be in the spotlight
00:04:15.000 Because I'm sure there's a lot of people
00:04:17.000 That would be able to identify with that
00:04:19.000 Oh
00:04:21.000 I'm sorry
00:04:22.000 That's going to involve you being honest
00:04:24.000 And clearly you're not capable of that
00:04:27.000 I am super grateful
00:04:29.000 That you're an idiot
00:04:31.000 And this whole thing got exposed
00:04:33.000 Because holy crap man
00:04:35.000 I don't see you as a gay man 1.00
00:04:37.000 Or a black man 0.99
00:04:38.000 Or none of that
00:04:39.000 No
00:04:40.000 I see you as a liar
00:04:42.000 Self-absorbed and self-obsessed
00:04:44.000 Fuckhead 0.99
00:04:45.000 Leave a like
00:04:47.000 Subscribe
00:04:48.000 Leave your useless comment below
00:04:50.000 Make sure you share this with your black friend
00:04:52.000 Who you have awkward conversations with
00:04:54.000 As always
00:04:55.000 I'm Greg the asshole
00:04:56.000 And if you don't like it
00:04:57.000 You can suck my dick 1.00