Greg Wycliffe - November 14, 2022


Fully Vaxxed Boy PARODY (Teenage Dirtbag)

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Episode Stats


Length

4 minutes

Words per minute

84.1

Word count

368

Sentence count

38

Harmful content

Misogyny

2

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Toxicity

9

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Hate speech

2

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Summary

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I m a fully vaccinated boy, baby. I m more empathetic than other people and I feel like I have empathy for other people because I m fully vaccinated too. I m so proud of myself for being fully vaccinated and I just wanted to share a song about it.

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00:00:00.000 Hey guys, I'm actually fully vaccinated and I just feel like more empathetic than other people,
00:00:09.660 you know? And so I just wanted to share a song about that. Her name is Teresa Tam and no she's
00:00:18.440 not ugly. I wear my mask. I even wear it. Fucking got all my shots. I get COVID a lot.
00:00:29.140 I want you so much, Mrs. Tam. I just want to kiss your Adam's apple. Cause I'm just a fully 0.98
00:00:42.820 vaxxed boy, baby. I'm just a fully vaxxed boy, baby. I watch the CBC News daily with you.
00:00:59.140 You gotta trust the science. Yeah. Yeah, you gotta trust the science. Trust the science.
00:01:10.380 Trust the experts. Trust the science.
00:01:14.920 Trudeau's the best. He wants the unvaxxed in jail cause they're all racist. I hate them. 0.98
00:01:23.400 They should be killed. I know this is true. I watch global news. Trudeau says it's safe and effective. 1.00
00:01:35.400 Whenever he speaks, I get an erection. Cause I'm just a fully vaxxed boy, baby. 0.99
00:01:45.900 I'm just a fully vaxxed boy, baby. Three Pfizer's, Moderna, and one AZ in me.
00:01:57.900 Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, yeah. Fully vaxxed.
00:02:11.680 I got it so I can travel
00:02:14.680 Oh yeah
00:02:17.680 Fully vaxxed
00:02:21.680 Now we can go back to normal
00:02:26.680 If you get the Arrive Can app
00:02:28.680 And everyone should get their vaccine passport
00:02:30.680 Then we can go back to normal
00:02:32.680 Yeah 0.99
00:02:34.680 Man I feel like shit 0.97
00:02:37.680 I'm tired and I feel weird 0.99
00:02:40.680 I just got my sixth booster shot
00:02:44.680 I'm in the clear
00:02:46.680 But this must be fake
00:02:48.680 I can't feel half of my face
00:02:52.680 How did this happen Mrs. Tam? 0.61
00:02:58.680 Call me to tell me how brave I am
00:03:04.680 You have a very severe case of
00:03:08.680 Bowers Palsy
00:03:10.680 You might be infertile
00:03:12.680 Thanks for calling
00:03:14.680 Cause I'm just a well trained
00:03:18.680 Chinese commie 1.00
00:03:20.680 Tell me to screw you 1.00
00:03:30.680 Oh yeah 1.00
00:03:32.680 Vaxboy
00:03:34.680 I got it to go back to normal
00:03:38.680 Normal
00:03:44.680 And I did my part
00:03:46.680 And I will
00:03:48.680 I will definitely do it again in the future guys
00:03:50.680 Cause like I said
00:03:52.680 I have empathy
00:03:54.680 I love you
00:03:55.680 But this is going to be honorable
00:03:56.680 By giving me
00:03:58.680 As well as the