Greg Wycliffe - September 18, 2021


If Public Health Canada was honest


Episode Stats

Length

13 minutes

Words per Minute

173.57275

Word Count

2,336

Sentence Count

212

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

10


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 As your Canadian health minister, ending this pandemic is very simple.
00:00:04.300 We all need to get vaccinated against COVID-19.
00:00:07.380 And as the virus mutates, we need to take the boosters as they become available.
00:00:12.500 And because you can still catch and spread the virus, even if you do have the vaccine,
00:00:16.280 you still need to wear a mask, socially distance, and there likely will be more lockdowns in the future.
00:00:21.200 Is there any questions?
00:00:23.080 So will we ever be going back to normal?
00:00:26.600 No, we will not.
00:00:27.620 And the more you go along with the recommendations from us at public health
00:00:31.160 and the absurd restrictions from our government,
00:00:33.620 then the less likely it is for us to ever go back to normal ever again.
00:00:37.420 So, yeah, it's going to get worse.
00:00:40.300 Next question, please.
00:00:41.720 Yeah, Minister, I feel like we're getting ahead of ourselves here.
00:00:44.080 Have we asked the obvious question, do these vaccines work?
00:00:47.940 Security?
00:00:49.920 Yes.
00:00:51.500 Everyone calm down.
00:00:54.460 The science is settled.
00:00:55.560 Okay, there will be no further explanations for peasants.
00:00:58.980 I mean, for the public.
00:01:00.480 Okay, we at Health Canada follow the science.
00:01:03.840 And when we say follow the science, we mean obey the directives of a back room full of unelected officials
00:01:09.260 who determine what your freedoms will be week by week.
00:01:12.020 Now, I don't want to lose my massive salary.
00:01:14.920 And just as Barbara, our chief medical officer, said, I just say what they write down for me.
00:01:20.460 I just say whatever they write down for me.
00:01:22.340 Okay, so could I get a real question from a real trusted journalist, please?
00:01:27.720 Thank you.
00:01:28.540 Minister.
00:01:29.400 Yes, Toronto Star.
00:01:30.800 Toronto Star here.
00:01:32.120 And I would like to know, what do you do with your hair, Minister?
00:01:35.640 It looks amazing.
00:01:37.660 Finally, a good question.
00:01:39.380 Thank you for asking.
00:01:40.840 It's all natural, but I do use Liberal Party shampoo.
00:01:44.580 Brought to you by Pfizer, Shoppers, and CBC.
00:01:47.900 Next question, please.
00:01:49.100 Yes, CBC.
00:01:51.380 Well, of course the vaccines work, Minister.
00:01:54.640 But Canadians are curious.
00:01:56.800 Why do we still need to wear a mask?
00:01:59.520 Well, wearing a mask is a sign of compliance.
00:02:01.620 It's a sign that you're on the right side of history.
00:02:04.360 It's a sign that you agree with everything that your government says,
00:02:07.580 like lockdowns work, natural immunity isn't real.
00:02:11.080 Justin Trudeau wearing blackface was a learning experience.
00:02:13.100 It's very important to wear a mask, not for health reasons,
00:02:17.520 but it shows our law enforcement that you are a submissive, compliant, obedient, perfect little slave.
00:02:24.240 I mean, citizen.
00:02:25.520 And moving forward with vaccine passports, that'll be an extension of this,
00:02:29.160 because opting into this program shows that you understand the deep belief to your core,
00:02:34.140 that any health problems, societal problems, further inflation, economic despair, suicide, cancer, drug addiction,
00:02:40.460 why you're getting a divorce, is all because of the unvaccinated.
00:02:44.380 And wearing a mask shows that you understand that and that you're on the right team.
00:02:49.780 Next question, please.
00:02:50.760 But minister, how are we going to encourage the vaccine hesitant to get the vaccine?
00:02:57.640 That's a great question.
00:02:59.200 Bribes, social pressure, shaming, humiliation, coercion, emotional manipulation, gaslighting,
00:03:04.880 relentless advertising campaigns, jingles, celebrity endorsements, really anything that works.
00:03:10.400 We have an abusive relationship with the public now, so everything is their fault.
00:03:14.760 If you get sick, it's your fault.
00:03:16.540 If you get hurt from the vaccine, it's your fault.
00:03:19.360 Love it.
00:03:19.640 If lockdowns lead to more domestic abuse cases, suicides, loss of jobs, livelihood, and depression,
00:03:25.220 it's your fault.
00:03:26.340 So for the vaccine hesitant, we've moved on to threats.
00:03:29.380 We've threatened to take their jobs and their livelihoods away, taking their freedoms away,
00:03:33.580 obviously, and soon with some legislation, we'll be threatening to take their children away as well.
00:03:38.900 And any resistance or even innocent questions should be met with hostility and more of the same.
00:03:44.820 So, you know, try to be kind, but also don't take no for an answer.
00:03:50.540 Next question, please.
00:03:52.000 Yeah, Minister.
00:03:52.980 People who have previously had COVID and recovered say that they have natural antibodies, and that's why they don't want to get the vaccine.
00:04:00.220 So what would you say to these people?
00:04:02.220 Well, I would tell them that health science has changed in 2021.
00:04:05.160 It's no longer about medical history or pre-existing health conditions, exercise, fitness level, diet, sleeping, smoking, and drug habits, blood pressure, or age.
00:04:16.180 None of that matters anymore.
00:04:17.440 See, health is down to three items and three items only.
00:04:20.480 Are you wearing a mask?
00:04:22.800 Are you vaccinated?
00:04:24.500 Are you listening to everything that we say?
00:04:26.640 That's how we know if you are healthy or not.
00:04:29.420 And with the vaccine passport program, we are excited because if you are considered unhealthy, then we won't have to treat you.
00:04:36.820 And we're excited about that because that's going to free up a lot of hospital beds.
00:04:41.020 Now that's a leader.
00:04:41.760 Next question, please.
00:04:43.160 Wait, Minister.
00:04:43.880 Health science has changed.
00:04:45.860 How do you explain this to the public?
00:04:48.340 How does that make any sense?
00:04:50.260 I mean, if you've been paying attention at all for the past 18 months, none of this makes any sense, does it?
00:04:55.680 I mean, I'm your Canadian health minister, and I haven't once mentioned in this time early treatment for the virus,
00:05:02.380 for which there are a few methods and drugs that do work, or at least some research and evidence show that there is success in preventing a COVID case from being a hospitalization and death.
00:05:12.300 But we haven't mentioned it once.
00:05:13.660 We're supposed to tell you that these drugs are unsafe and they're controversial, and oh, that one's a horse medicine, you crazy nutcase,
00:05:21.060 when in actuality, there's actually more long-term research on this horse medicine being used on humans than there is of these injections or vaccines, as we call them.
00:05:29.880 But just to be clear, our government is actively suppressing these drugs that could be saving lives.
00:05:35.080 Myself and our news media could be talking about these treatments that help prevent a COVID case from going to the hospital and dying, but we're not.
00:05:42.260 Instead, we're actually telling you guys to wear a mask while you have sex.
00:05:46.500 We're telling you to not celebrate Christmas with your family.
00:05:49.340 And we're telling you to not trust your immune system.
00:05:52.780 So why should we even trust you then?
00:05:55.420 Honestly, we have no idea why you would at this point.
00:05:58.180 We at the Liberal Party have wondered how we've been able to push so hard so quickly.
00:06:03.340 And Canadians have just taken it.
00:06:04.900 I mean, it makes no sense.
00:06:06.960 We botched our COVID response so hard early on here in Canada, from giving away PPE to China, from having a pandemic response plan approved by top virologists that we just threw out right before this thing.
00:06:20.180 And most importantly, we did nothing to protect the elderly.
00:06:23.540 It was very clear early on in about March 2020 that this virus disproportionately affected older people.
00:06:29.940 And we did nothing specifically to protect the elderly.
00:06:32.980 Nothing about old folks' homes, no specific policies about long-term care facilities where the vast majority of Canadian deaths happened.
00:06:39.600 We didn't even ban flights from highly infected areas.
00:06:43.180 I mean, hardly.
00:06:44.080 Hardly at all.
00:06:44.760 Especially not early on.
00:06:45.840 Trudeau said he was.
00:06:46.700 But, I mean, he just says, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:06:50.120 And you guys just buy it every time.
00:06:52.200 I mean, it's really quite pathetic.
00:06:55.920 Minister, so you admit that you've done a bad job.
00:07:00.020 Well, what do you think?
00:07:01.160 We've made it so an entire generation of kids in Canada will be more likely to be immunocompromised, have underdeveloped social skills, and debilitating anxiety for life.
00:07:09.680 It's great for our lobby groups because we've made an entire generation much more docile, obedient, and dependent on the pharmaceutical industry.
00:07:17.940 So I'm doing my job.
00:07:18.960 My job is for the nation and the citizens to accept our incompetence, okay, to accept the constantly changing rules.
00:07:25.900 Two more weeks, just one more dose, just ban the unvaccinated from society.
00:07:30.660 You know, so we're not only experimenting on children, but we're also experimenting on your mind with our mass media hysteria machine.
00:07:37.300 I mean, you really think it's normal to hear about how many people got sick today and how many cases and how many deaths?
00:07:43.040 Of course not.
00:07:43.600 This isn't good for your mental health.
00:07:45.420 This isn't normal at all.
00:07:46.420 But it's important that we do that and at the same time show up, act professional, and make it seem like this transition into totalitarianism is totally normal.
00:07:56.820 Like it all happens just as you dozed off watching the hockey game.
00:08:00.520 But really, I couldn't care less because I have a massive salary to enjoy.
00:08:04.340 I have a nice home and a nice part of town.
00:08:06.060 The entire media political establishment has my back.
00:08:09.480 So as long as I follow the orders, I couldn't care less.
00:08:13.140 So, Minister, what does any of this have to do with health and safety?
00:08:21.560 I don't know if it's that funny.
00:08:24.420 I'm sorry.
00:08:25.260 I'm sorry.
00:08:25.680 I forget you guys think.
00:08:28.620 Oh my God.
00:08:30.820 This is all about money.
00:08:34.260 Okay.
00:08:35.600 When we say trust the science, we mean obey the billionaires.
00:08:39.900 Okay.
00:08:40.120 Just follow the money.
00:08:41.100 Look at who's profiting off of these lockdowns.
00:08:43.060 Look at who's profiting off of these vaccines.
00:08:44.860 This isn't hard, you guys.
00:08:45.880 I mean, Doug Ford started this business for the COVID stickers on the floor in grocery stores.
00:08:53.080 Okay.
00:08:53.360 He's making bank on that.
00:08:55.060 And all these other politicians, John Tory, Justin Trudeau, all these health ministers and
00:08:59.280 premiers in each province, they have huge salaries.
00:09:02.420 Okay.
00:09:02.720 And they're just telling you to stay home, lose your job, lose your livelihood and shut up.
00:09:07.920 Okay.
00:09:08.500 This whole pandemic just has been a huge operation of the rich getting richer.
00:09:14.360 It's actually a lot like the carbon tax in that sense.
00:09:17.320 I mean, we're forcing everyone to go into the same Costco and Walmart to slow the spread.
00:09:24.500 Does that make any sense?
00:09:25.740 Of course not.
00:09:26.620 We have open liquor stores and beer stores, but we got closed gyms and churches.
00:09:33.100 We're arresting pastors for Christ's sake.
00:09:36.300 It's all about money and by extension, submission and control.
00:09:40.440 Okay.
00:09:40.700 It's the same thing around the world, but here in Canada, it's just a little easier because
00:09:45.240 the population is entirely distracted, demoralized, or simply drunk off of cheap white wine or
00:09:51.060 high as shit off government weed.
00:09:53.420 So yeah.
00:09:55.260 Next question, please.
00:09:57.480 Minister, how exactly do you expect to get away with this?
00:10:00.900 Our partnership with the media has allowed us to coach Canadians to never hold public officials
00:10:06.720 accountable or those in power accountable, especially not at a federal level.
00:10:10.640 And this is actually what the states is now doing with Joe Biden and Afghanistan and that
00:10:15.680 whole mess.
00:10:16.220 You know, no matter how terrible things get, we've coached people to believe that it is
00:10:20.780 never the people in power.
00:10:22.560 It's never those who are actually making the decision.
00:10:25.720 It's never their fault.
00:10:27.320 It's always somebody else.
00:10:28.500 You know, we've coached Canadians to blame the opposition, blame the conservatives, blame
00:10:32.480 Harper, blame Trump, blame the dog, blame your neighbor, blame the black guy, the white
00:10:36.920 guy, blame anyone who's asking questions.
00:10:39.100 Blame anyone who is resisting the totalitarian regime.
00:10:43.140 The idea is to direct the attention away from us making these terrible decisions and instead
00:10:48.700 focus the attention on anyone questioning us.
00:10:52.400 Focus on them, which is most often regular everyday people who are just trying to make
00:10:56.900 sense of what's going on.
00:10:58.180 But this is exactly what happened with the residential schools as well.
00:11:01.880 You know, it wasn't Pierre Trudeau.
00:11:04.520 It wasn't the Canadian government who's been complicit in this since the founding of our
00:11:08.640 nation.
00:11:09.080 No, it was the Catholic Church down the street.
00:11:11.560 It was the average conservative.
00:11:13.400 It was your racist uncle that did this.
00:11:15.500 Of course, it doesn't make any sense, but it helps us.
00:11:18.080 It helps us always look like the hero in the situation every single time.
00:11:22.920 Yes, Minister, are you at all afraid that Canadians will find out what it is you're up
00:11:28.360 to?
00:11:29.160 Uh, no.
00:11:30.440 We have pumped so much fear into the Canadian public through mass media that they will buy
00:11:35.280 anything.
00:11:36.240 The average Canadian, their brain has turned to liquid shit.
00:11:39.900 We've been working with the media to inform, indoctrinate, and, uh, let's sit there, uh, scare
00:11:45.940 the f*** out of everyone.
00:11:47.860 And, uh, most Canadians have just checked out.
00:11:49.760 You know, we hit them with so much conflicting information, don't wear a mask, wear a mask,
00:11:54.700 mix vaccines, don't mix vaccines.
00:11:56.480 They're exhausted.
00:11:57.320 They're fed up.
00:11:58.220 They just want things to go back to normal.
00:12:00.120 And they're so desperate.
00:12:01.740 And with that desperation, they're now putty in our hands.
00:12:05.360 Uh, you know, all we have to do is just say, oh, variant, uh, cases, uh, lockdowns, ICU,
00:12:11.060 sit, stay, roll over.
00:12:12.620 It's like training a dog essentially.
00:12:14.580 And we have them so well trained now that naturally it's time for an election.
00:12:19.940 Last question, please.
00:12:21.700 Who are you voting for?
00:12:23.980 Satan, Lord Trudeau, Prince of Darkness.
00:12:36.100 Hail Satan.
00:12:37.580 Hail Trudeau.
00:12:38.400 I'm the Chosen One.
00:12:39.720 I love it.
00:12:41.220 No, I love it.
00:12:42.680 No, I love it.
00:12:44.040 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:46.900 Damn.
00:12:48.760 Vote liberal.
00:12:50.040 Surely.
00:12:52.060 Oh, so, so brave.
00:12:54.700 Well, just another good day on the top.
00:12:58.120 I'm still voting for Justin.
00:12:59.460 What?
00:13:00.220 So, you.
00:13:03.800 Bye.
00:13:05.020 I'm still voting for you.
00:13:05.380 Oh, so brave.
00:13:05.900 I'm still voting for you.
00:13:11.540 Oh, so brave.
00:13:12.160 I love you, too.
00:13:12.920 Oh, so brave.
00:13:14.300 I love you, too.
00:13:14.900 I love you, too.
00:13:15.420 I love you.
00:13:15.500 It's titled, my love.
00:13:16.420 I love you, too.
00:13:17.660 I love you, too, too, too.
00:13:18.060 I love you, too, too.
00:13:18.220 I love you, too.
00:13:18.320 I love you, too, too, too.
00:13:19.160 I love you, too, too.
00:13:20.000 Very true, too, too.
00:13:20.880 I love you.
00:13:20.960 Yeah.
00:13:21.900 I love you.
00:13:24.400 Hoo, too, too.
00:13:25.000 Yeah.
00:13:26.220 I love you.
00:13:26.360 Okay.
00:13:26.900 I love you.