Greg Wycliffe - October 17, 2023


ISRAEL or PALESTINE?


Episode Stats

Length

2 minutes

Words per Minute

165.7317

Word Count

453

Sentence Count

44

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

Greg Wycliffe vs. The World is a musical comedy event in Toronto, Canada. Greg Wycliffe is a stand-up comedian, writer, and podcaster. In this episode, Greg talks about the anti-Semitism of Muslims and Palestinians, and how white people are racist.


Transcript

00:00:01.000 Are you concerned about the mobs of angry Muslims in cities waving Palestinian flags?
00:00:07.000 Well, if you want even bigger mobs of angry Muslims, then you should support Israel bombing Gaza.
00:00:14.000 That's right. When you support Israel bombing Gaza and other neighboring Muslim countries, you create refugees,
00:00:21.000 which inevitably make it to the U.S., Canada, and other European countries.
00:00:26.000 When a Muslim refugee comes to Canada, for example, do you think they magically stop being anti-Semitic when they cross the border?
00:00:34.000 No, of course not. That's ridiculous.
00:00:37.000 They buy some Tim Hortons and they remain just as anti-Semitic as they were when they got here.
00:00:42.000 So you support Hamas, a terrorist organization that kills women and children?
00:00:47.000 No, I don't support Hamas either.
00:00:49.000 Personally, as a Western white man thousands of miles away from this foreign conflict, I don't really care.
00:00:55.000 But I would prefer if you two found a way to stop killing each other so this doesn't escalate into a world war.
00:01:01.000 Excuse me, Muslims and Palestinians have always been the victims of the Israeli colonizers since the beginning.
00:01:08.000 Muslims have never done anything wrong to Jews.
00:01:10.000 I think that's quite the oversimplification as well.
00:01:13.000 Because from what I can see, you two have been hating, dehumanizing, and killing each other for quite a long time now.
00:01:19.000 It scares the shit out of me. I want to stay out of it.
00:01:22.000 I do encourage Jews and Muslims, though, to figure your shit out.
00:01:27.000 This has been a message from white people everywhere.
00:01:30.000 Well, I am a white American and I support Israel.
00:01:34.000 They represent democracy in the Middle East and if we don't go...
00:01:37.000 Are you sure you're white, sir?
00:01:38.000 Yes, I'm white.
00:01:39.000 How many passports do you have?
00:01:41.000 Why is that relevant?
00:01:43.000 Are you an American-Israeli dual citizen?
00:01:46.000 Even asking that is anti-Semitic!
00:01:49.000 If you say so, Congressman.
00:01:50.000 Are you really going to support Islamic extremism?
00:01:54.000 I don't support Islamic extremism.
00:01:56.000 And I don't support warmongering Zionists.
00:01:59.000 I support a border wall for America.
00:02:02.000 Thanks for watching.
00:02:04.000 Well, that's racist.
00:02:05.000 Wow, racist!
00:02:06.000 White supremacist. You sound like a white ethno-nationalist.
00:02:08.000 That sounds like a neo-Nazi talk to me.
00:02:11.000 I'm pretty sure I just watched you two dehumanize each other all week.
00:02:14.000 Calling each other animals and calling to genocide one another.
00:02:18.000 But yes, it's the white people that are the racists.
00:02:21.000 Let's go with that.
00:02:25.000 This is your last chance to get tickets for Greg Wycliffe vs. The World.
00:02:29.000 It's a musical comedy event in Toronto.
00:02:32.000 Friday, October 20th, 9 o'clock.
00:02:34.000 Link to the tickets at Eventbrite down below.
00:02:37.000 We will see you Friday for a very funny night.
00:02:40.000 Let's do this.
00:02:41.000 Let's solve the transgenderism problem.
00:02:43.000 Let's go!