Greg Wycliffe - December 01, 2023


Justin Trudeau Loves What?!??


Episode Stats

Length

2 minutes

Words per Minute

111.96782

Word Count

334

Sentence Count

46

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Justin Trudeau was seen speaking to a crowd at a bar, talking about his recent breakup with Sophie.
00:00:06.760 Here's a clip.
00:00:07.620 It's unbelievable. You know, I am hardworking.
00:00:11.620 I'm loyal.
00:00:13.380 I'm so attractive.
00:00:15.900 But I suppose Sophie experienced it differently.
00:00:21.380 Perhaps it was my cock breath. I don't know.
00:00:23.340 But there is a very specific type of woman that I'm looking for in my new relationship.
00:00:29.500 And I have a lot to choose from, I'll tell you.
00:00:31.280 But this song is about the woman I'm looking for.
00:00:35.400 A woman with a little extra.
00:00:46.720 I love trans women and their atoms at home.
00:00:51.840 There's one swimmin'.
00:00:57.740 She's so much faster than the other girl.
00:01:03.300 She's just so lovely.
00:01:06.620 Why is she so special?
00:01:10.020 What could it be?
00:01:15.240 It's dangling there, right in front of me.
00:01:19.740 I love trans women and their pretty broad shoulders.
00:01:26.020 There's one lifting.
00:01:30.080 I love to spot her at the gym.
00:01:35.340 Her big arms hold me.
00:01:38.840 She makes me feel so special.
00:01:43.240 No, I'm not gay.
00:01:45.380 I love the feel of feminine cock against my leg.
00:01:50.540 I love trans women.
00:01:54.700 I love their style, their taste of their singing.
00:02:04.600 I want a pretty, dull-faced glass.
00:02:08.740 Deep inside my heart.
00:02:11.980 I'm totally straight.
00:02:17.120 I'm straight, Fidel.
00:02:18.160 Hey, everyone.
00:02:20.940 My name's Greg Wycliffe.
00:02:21.980 That was a clip from Greg Wycliffe vs. the World,
00:02:24.500 a live musical comedy extravaganza.
00:02:27.280 If you missed that show,
00:02:28.520 there's another one happening in two weeks.
00:02:30.860 December 15th, it's going to be a Christmas special.
00:02:34.360 It's going to be happening in Toronto.
00:02:36.060 A lot of very special guests, like last time.
00:02:38.400 I'll be playing different characters.
00:02:39.620 But if you can't make it to Toronto,
00:02:41.680 you can actually see 10 minutes
00:02:43.620 and me playing a couple other songs from the last show
00:02:46.780 and a different character.
00:02:48.160 You can see that on my YouTube channel
00:02:50.180 if you become a member.
00:02:52.080 So I'll put that in the information link down below.
00:02:56.340 Yeah.
00:02:57.060 Talk to you guys soon.
00:02:58.120 Thanks again for watching.