Greg Wycliffe - December 18, 2022


＂My Name is Trudeau＂ by Greg Wycliffe (Official Video)


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

99.71066

Word Count

448

Sentence Count

49

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I take this Emergencies Act inquiry very seriously, and I'm going to give my testimony for Canadians, through song.
00:00:13.000 This one's for you, Jerry.
00:00:15.000 My name is Trudeau. If you don't like me, soon I will know.
00:00:29.000 CSIS spies on your phone. The mounted police are outside your home.
00:00:40.000 I'll imprison my own citizens. If they have criticisms towards me, that's, uh, democracy.
00:00:50.000 And if you want a chief medical officer to explain things, or an elected MP to listen, well, I'll throw you in prison.
00:00:59.000 My name is Trudeau. If you don't like me, soon I will know.
00:01:10.000 I'll ban your Instagram if you make fun of Theresa Town.
00:01:20.000 Download the Arrive Can app, so I can see where you're at, even when, uh, you're taking a crap.
00:01:29.000 We've experimented with propaganda on our own citizens' fear campaigns. That's why everyone who watches the CBC has gone insane.
00:01:39.000 They're right!
00:01:40.000 They're right!
00:01:42.000 And I care about your mental health. Yes, I care about your mental health. Yes, I care about your mental health.
00:01:49.000 Or maybe you should just kill yourself. Yes, I care about your mental health. Yes, I care about your mental health.
00:01:56.000 You know, starting in March 2023 will help you commit suicide.
00:01:59.980 This country here is mine, so hop in that bread line.
00:02:09.620 My brainwashed all your minds, I only wore blackface 20 times.
00:02:18.760 My name is Trudeau, if you don't like me soon, I will know.
00:02:30.260 I'll pay the carbon tax, I'll wipe the Constitution with my ass.
00:02:43.340 I'm going to take your guns, censor the internet, throw you in jail if you got the wrong opinion.
00:02:48.760 Freeze your bank account, if you try to open your mouth.
00:02:53.140 I'm going to take your guns, censor the internet, throw you in jail if you got the wrong opinion.
00:02:58.440 Freeze your bank account, if you try to open your mouth.
00:03:02.940 This place used to be so free.
00:03:07.220 Now everybody wants to leave.
00:03:12.340 Unless you're a refugee.
00:03:14.980 In which case, welcome to your new corrupt regime.
00:03:25.380 My name is Trudeau.
00:03:30.100 If you don't like me, soon I will know.
00:03:34.860 Ceases spies on your phone.
00:03:38.500 The mountain police are outside your home.
00:03:43.960 You are now all under arrest.
00:03:53.480 So if you'll please just obey the laws that we, the ruling class, has decided,
00:04:02.200 then no one gets hurt.
00:04:03.600 And we keep Canadians safe.
00:04:09.160 Uh, Commissioner, I do have a joke if you would like to hear it.
00:04:12.560 Uh, okay, Mr. Trudeau?
00:04:14.460 Go ahead.
00:04:15.480 Knock, knock.
00:04:17.340 Who's there?
00:04:19.100 Justin Trudeau.
00:04:21.640 Justin Trudeau?
00:04:22.680 I'm going to freeze your bank account because I don't like you.
00:04:26.500 Uh, do you get it?
00:04:28.100 I think it's great.
00:04:29.560 I think it's great.