Greg Wycliffe - December 09, 2019


The Cancel Culture Game - Stompin' Tom Connors Parody


Episode Stats

Length

3 minutes

Words per Minute

105.07284

Word Count

339

Sentence Count

3

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Howdy folks!
00:00:30.000 Cancel Culture Game
00:00:31.900 It's the worst game we can name
00:00:34.600 And the worst game we can name
00:00:37.540 Is the Cancel Culture Game
00:00:40.140 Someone's definitely on their period
00:00:42.900 Now you can't laugh or state some facts
00:00:47.680 Cause it may cross the line
00:00:49.920 Put bubble wrap all across your ass
00:00:53.240 Cause the world's got a herd behind
00:00:55.200 These feminists so sensitive
00:00:58.380 When's the last time they got laid
00:01:00.840 And then they'll say
00:01:02.620 You're full of hate
00:01:04.000 And it's really fucking gay
00:01:06.100 Oh, the Cancel Culture Game
00:01:09.120 Is the worst game we can name
00:01:11.680 And the worst game we can name
00:01:14.500 Is the Cancel Culture Game
00:01:17.180 I'm not going to apologize
00:01:20.140 If you're on deck
00:01:23.000 They'll slit your neck
00:01:24.360 For something in your past
00:01:26.640 There's fake outrage
00:01:28.660 The mob complains
00:01:29.980 It all seems like an act
00:01:32.100 Cause sticks and stones
00:01:34.020 May break your bones
00:01:35.320 But a phrase may end your life
00:01:37.480 They neutered Ron
00:01:39.400 And fired Don
00:01:40.800 When his stick was on the ice
00:01:42.980 Oh, the Cancel Culture Game
00:01:45.980 Is the worst game we can name
00:01:48.540 And the worst game we can name
00:01:51.420 Is the Cancel Culture Game
00:01:54.060 Big shout out to the Autistic Woke Brigade
00:01:57.480 We come from where people are scared
00:02:01.520 And can't say certain things
00:02:03.700 We love this land of Canada
00:02:06.560 We talk shit and like to drink
00:02:09.000 But these pressures pinch with more censorship
00:02:12.140 And the silence is deafening
00:02:15.040 By 2026 we might become units
00:02:18.760 So get off your dumb ass and sing
00:02:21.120 Oh, the Cancel Culture Game
00:02:24.060 Is the worst game we can name
00:02:26.620 And the worst game we can name
00:02:29.520 Is the Cancel Culture Game
00:02:32.060 Oh, the Cancel Culture Game
00:02:34.380 Is the worst game we can name
00:02:37.460 And the worst game we can name
00:02:40.320 Is the Cancel Culture Game
00:02:42.280 Oh, the Cancel Culture Game
00:02:45.760 Is the worst game we can name
00:02:48.400 And the worst game we can name
00:02:51.120 Is the Cancel Culture Game
00:03:02.060 This song's brought to you by Toxic Masculinity.
00:03:07.600 Toxic Masculinity, driving our trucks and building our skyscrapers.
00:03:11.400 Mm-mm, Toxic Masculinity.