Greg Wycliffe - February 22, 2025


Winning in Hockey but Losing in everything else!


Episode Stats

Length

2 minutes

Words per Minute

152.53503

Word Count

352

Sentence Count

5

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hey, buddy, who are you voting for this election?
00:00:03.120 It's just this week.
00:00:04.720 Are you going to be voting for what's his name over there?
00:00:07.380 Or are you going to be voting for that other fella?
00:00:10.340 Regardless, let's be happy because we won the hockey game.
00:00:15.820 Thank you, Mr. Hilliard.
00:00:17.580 We're in a trade war because Trudeau and Ford
00:00:21.060 So much I can't afford, this beer is getting warm
00:00:24.420 Soon we'll all be broke, but that Donald Trump's a joke
00:00:27.620 But I'm not feeling low because everybody knows that we're happy
00:00:32.120 We gotta be happy because we won the hockey game
00:00:37.160 Yeah, we're happy, we gotta be happy because we won the hockey game
00:00:43.220 What happened to this town? Now everybody's brown
00:00:47.360 My kids can't buy a home, where'd all the jobs go?
00:00:50.860 The government's full of crooks, they always cook the books
00:00:53.840 Now folks all live in tents because they can't pay their rent
00:00:57.080 But we're happy, we gotta be happy
00:00:59.840 Because we won the hockey game
00:01:03.340 Yeah, we're happy, we gotta be happy
00:01:06.540 Because we won the hockey game
00:01:09.380 We gotta go to the polls, if you're in Ontario
00:01:13.280 We gotta go and vote, it's all we gotta
00:01:16.420 Hey bud, the hockey game's on, eh?
00:01:20.920 So we're happy, we gotta be happy
00:01:23.960 Because we won the hockey game
00:01:27.440 Yeah, we're happy, we gotta be happy
00:01:30.580 Because we won the hockey game
00:01:34.940 You gotta be 100%, I suppose
00:01:39.520 You know, I love to watch my hockey game in Canada
00:01:43.900 I really miss the good old sport, the good old boy
00:01:46.420 Don Jerry
00:01:47.700 But, you know, he was a little bit out there
00:01:50.920 A little bit racist, you know
00:01:52.400 I really hate that Donald Trump, though, I tell you
00:01:55.400 That Donald Trump, that American piece of piece of shit
00:01:58.800 I'll tell you
00:01:59.760 You know, I would never say anything bad
00:02:01.980 About the brown people coming in here, you know
00:02:04.480 They're good people
00:02:06.200 They're good people
00:02:07.400 Bring them in by the boatload
00:02:09.480 I know the whole town is turned brown, but
00:02:12.360 I mean, the Canadians are playing
00:02:17.300 And that's my team, so