Human Events Daily with Jack Posobiec - April 12, 2023


EPISODE 443： STRATEGIC LEAKS？ THE BIDEN ADMIN SIGNALS PIVOT ON UKRAINE

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strategic leaks
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Elon Musk Connor Sturgeon Hunter Biden Baker Janet Yellen Audrey Hale Turning Point USA Austin Powers Patriot Mobile Anno Domini Kiev
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Is the Biden administration signaling a pivot on Ukraine? Next, Elon v the BBC, a Redditor destroys a reporter in front of millions, and finally, more information out of Louisville on a left wing Redditor who killed 5.

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00:00:00.000 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard today's edition of Human Events Daily, powered by
00:00:03.420 Turning Point USA. Today is Wednesday, April 12th, 2023. Anno Domini. Today's top headline,
00:00:09.640 strategic leaks. Is the Biden administration signaling a pivot on Ukraine? Next, Elon versus
00:00:16.500 the BBC, destroying a reporter in front of millions. And finally, more information out
00:00:21.820 out of Louisville. A left-wing Redditor has left five dead. An officer is in critical condition.
00:00:26.760 Turns out the Redditor was on mental counseling. All this and more ahead, Human Events Daily.
00:00:56.760 As I mentioned, the United States is doing extremely well economically with inflation
00:01:13.780 coming down in a strong labor market. And Europe is doing better than was feared at the time of our
00:01:22.140 last meeting. So I wouldn't overdo the negativism about the global economy. I think we should be
00:01:34.780 more positive. Of course, there are risks. Many of them relate to Russia's war against Ukraine
00:01:43.140 and the global outlook. I think the single best thing that we could do to improve the global outlook
00:01:50.060 would be to end that barbaric war. But I think the outlook is reasonably bright.
00:01:58.100 I'm sorry, did you just hear that? Because I just heard it. If you didn't, and you're listening on the
00:02:02.820 podcast side, go back and play that again. That was Janet Yellen. That was the Secretary of the Treasury
00:02:08.600 telling us that the best way to bring stability to the world economy was to seek a peace deal
00:02:17.020 in Ukraine. Okay. This is from the same administration that's been saying again and again
00:02:24.780 and again that we have to win at all costs. Oh, it seems as though it's not at all costs anymore. Is it,
00:02:31.800 Janet? Looks like we've actually found what the price is that we're not willing to pay. Then you look at
00:02:37.680 some of this other stuff. The Washington Post a couple of days ago, US doubts Ukraine counter
00:02:42.120 offensive will yield big gains. This coming, this came to us from those leaked documents.
00:02:48.120 So I was on war room Saturday morning going through everything. I think it's really funny,
00:02:52.140 by the way, for that, for those of you that haven't been on Telegram, that aren't on Twitter
00:02:55.580 and that you're only getting your news from the MSM there, they are like a week behind us
00:03:02.160 on this story. Because we went up, I was out there on a Saturday telling you what was in these
00:03:07.980 documents. And now finally they're coming back around saying, oh, did you, you know, we had special
00:03:12.600 operations forces. We had, you know, we had special forces in Ukraine. It's like, yeah, because we
00:03:17.620 listen to human events daily and we talked about it so long ago. Okay. So, but go with me on this.
00:03:23.600 What if the leak wasn't disinformation from the Kremlin? What if there was a strategic reason
00:03:35.600 that was being put out there and saying, what was it saying? Think of it. Ukraine is having trouble
00:03:40.220 recruiting soldiers. Ukraine is having ammo problems. Here's another piece.
00:03:45.520 The Ukrainian counter-offensive will not yield big gains. And why is it that the entire media is 0.91
00:03:55.820 covering this? Because we all know that if the media wants to, um, they want to bury a story
00:04:01.360 with the Hunter Biden laptop, it's gone. It's so gone. The media's biggest power, never forget this.
00:04:06.700 The media's biggest power is story selection. It will always be story selection. The idea that they
00:04:13.180 can determine what is talked about and what is not talked about. I'm not talking about like here
00:04:16.280 on human events daily. I'm talking about to the masses, to the normies, to the middle.
00:04:22.480 The fact that they've decided to discuss not just leak, but the content of the leak should be a
00:04:29.940 massive red flag for us. And I think it's amazing that nobody else seems to be bringing this up.
00:04:36.240 So here's from the Washington post Ukraine's challenges in massing troops, ammunition,
00:04:39.880 and equipment could cause its military to fall quote, well short of Kiev's original goals for
00:04:45.800 anticipated counter-offensive aimed at retaking Russian occupied areas this spring, according to
00:04:51.160 leaked assessments contained in this growing leak of classified documents, revealing Washington's
00:04:56.740 misgivings on the state of the war. And, and, and, you know, I mean, I'll just even say it. If you go on
00:05:01.540 4chan right now, uh, they're literally posting what's purported to be the names of U S intelligence
00:05:08.080 assets in, uh, where in Belarus and Russia and some of these other countries in Ukraine,
00:05:13.360 um, with specifics on that. And again, we have no idea if this is true, but there's so much coming out
00:05:18.400 that labeled top secret, the bleak assessment from early February warns of a significant quote,
00:05:25.880 forced generation and sustainment shortfalls. The likelihood that such an operation will result in
00:05:31.460 only modest territorial gains. It's a market departure from the Biden administration's public
00:05:36.620 statements. And folks, people need to understand that this isn't a video game. It requires resources
00:05:41.160 to maintain war fighting capability. Okay. You need money, you need fuel, you need supplies,
00:05:47.540 you need ammo, and you need men. You need people. The chat GPT is not fighting this war. Human beings are,
00:05:55.120 and there are human beings caught in the crossfire. You cannot replace this with mid journey and 11 labs
00:06:00.560 and chat GPT. Now, no, this comes down to the trenches. This comes down to all quiet on the
00:06:06.080 Western front. And it looks like all of a sudden that the furthest Western front, the people actually
00:06:14.780 pushing for and inciting the war out of Washington, DC are changing their tune. Now there could be a
00:06:24.240 various reasons for this. One of which of course could be that simply that they've realized it's costing too
00:06:28.720 much money. Inflation is skyrocketing. We're going into summer. Gas prices are on the rise again,
00:06:32.700 or could it possibly be that there is a new pivot in store and the Biden administration wants to take
00:06:41.400 their wonderful sterling record that they've achieved of successes on the battlefield from
00:06:48.340 Ukraine and transpose that over to Taiwan because they realize Mearsheimer's warning, you can't fight a 1.00
00:06:55.640 two front war at the same time. I don't know. I don't know if that's true. I hope it's not for
00:07:01.560 the people of Taiwan, for the people of the United States, for anybody caught in the middle. I really
00:07:05.220 hope that's not true because I really hope that cooler heads prevail and there's deescalation that
00:07:10.580 goes on in the Taiwan situation. But folks, we're here, we're reading the tea leaves every day. And when
00:07:15.700 I see these documents and when I look at them and the strategic timing of this leak, you really have to
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00:08:30.480 Content you don't like or hateful? What do you mean to describe a hateful thing?
00:08:35.060 Yeah, I mean, you know, just content that will solicit a reaction, something that may include
00:08:41.660 something that is slightly racist or slightly sexist, those kinds of things.
00:08:46.200 So you think if something is slightly sexist, it should be banned?
00:08:49.880 No.
00:08:50.340 Is that what you're saying?
00:08:50.860 I'm not saying anything. I'm saying...
00:08:52.200 Well, I'm just curious. I'm trying to say what you mean by hateful content. I'm asking
00:08:56.320 for specific examples. And you just said that if something is slightly sexist, that's hateful
00:09:04.480 content. Does that mean that it should be banned?
00:09:06.520 Well, you've asked me whether my feed, whether it's got less or more. I'd say it's got slightly
00:09:12.580 more.
00:09:13.000 That's why I'm asking for examples. Can you name one example?
00:09:16.180 I honestly don't...
00:09:17.280 Honestly, I don't...
00:09:18.280 You can't name a single example.
00:09:19.640 I'll tell you why. Because I don't actually use that for you feed anymore. Because I just
00:09:23.220 don't particularly like it.
00:09:24.060 But you said...
00:09:24.480 A lot of people are quite similar. I only look at my followers.
00:09:27.520 Well, hang on a second. You said you've seen more hateful content, but you can't name
00:09:30.600 a single example. Not even one.
00:09:32.740 I'm not sure I've used that feed for the last three or four weeks, and I...
00:09:36.540 Well, then how did you see that hateful content?
00:09:38.580 Because I've been using Twitter since you've taken it over for the last six months.
00:09:42.320 Okay, so then you must have at some point seen for you hateful content. I'm asking for
00:09:46.040 one example.
00:09:46.820 Right.
00:09:47.300 You can't give a single one.
00:09:48.520 And I'm saying...
00:09:49.760 Then I say so that you don't know what you're talking about.
00:09:52.300 Really?
00:09:52.580 So, at this point, everyone's seen that Elon Musk clip where he just absolutely decimates
00:10:00.980 this BBC journalist.
00:10:03.440 And I want to point out something here.
00:10:06.500 That BBC guy requested the interview with Elon.
00:10:10.240 He actually said...
00:10:12.060 So, here's how it went down.
00:10:13.140 Here's how it went down.
00:10:13.640 This all came out later.
00:10:16.420 That...
00:10:16.900 He reached out to Elon and offered...
00:10:19.620 He pitched him an interview and he said,
00:10:20.840 Look, you've been in charge of Twitter for six months now.
00:10:24.380 Let's see if we can do a sit-down and talk about the various things that you've learned
00:10:30.100 while being in charge of Twitter for six months.
00:10:32.620 Elon says, fine, let's do it right now.
00:10:35.000 He calls him out.
00:10:36.400 He says, come on right in.
00:10:38.400 Come right in. 1.00
00:10:40.580 And this BBC reporter, he's so stupid that he actually thought that he could walk right 1.00
00:10:47.620 into Elon's house and treat him like some hostile witness, like in some kind of court case. 1.00
00:10:56.620 And he got humiliated.
00:10:58.440 Absolutely humiliated.
00:10:59.140 Here's what really went down.
00:11:00.980 Because you saw this with the Salon hit piece on me that we read the other day.
00:11:06.220 They view us like we're creatures in some kind of zoo.
00:11:10.680 You know, the guy reporting on Posobiec's high-cresting forehead, Elon Musk's saddened his haunches.
00:11:18.680 You know, it's...
00:11:19.680 They don't view you as actual people who can have a voice and a response.
00:11:24.820 They just realize that you're actors, but they think that they have all the power.
00:11:28.900 And what he showed, or what he learned, I should say, what he found out, what Elon showed him,
00:11:35.020 was that actually he has no power in that situation.
00:11:37.920 Because he completely turned the tables, completely reversed it on him, started asking him about
00:11:42.100 BBC's coverage, about BBC's issues, had no response whatsoever.
00:11:47.380 Because these people are not used to being challenged.
00:11:50.760 They are brought up.
00:11:52.000 They are coddled.
00:11:53.080 They're not given any opportunity for any conflict whatsoever.
00:11:57.120 They're put in these positions of power, not because they're good at asking questions,
00:12:01.200 but because they don't ask questions.
00:12:03.500 They're given these positions, these mid-tier journalists.
00:12:06.320 This is how it works, okay?
00:12:07.140 This is how it works.
00:12:07.920 These companies, whether it's BBC or CNN or whatever, corporate media, in this case,
00:12:14.060 literal regime media, that was something, obviously, that came up with this tag that he's
00:12:18.860 been putting on the BBC's account, as well as NPR's account, that they're not given their jobs
00:12:26.000 because they're good researchers or investigators.
00:12:28.520 It's the exact opposite.
00:12:29.540 They're given their jobs because they will tow whatever the regime line is, and then they'll repeat it back.
00:12:37.820 They'll go after people like Elon.
00:12:39.480 And so when he questions him and says, what's the hate speech?
00:12:42.880 What's the hateful content?
00:12:44.360 Can you please cite it for me so we can have a discussion about it?
00:12:47.680 Elon's not trying to do a gotcha on him.
00:12:49.780 He's simply asking him for an example because he's looking for dialogue.
00:12:54.460 But this guy has no idea what he's talking about because he is an NPC.
00:13:00.220 So what you're seeing there is Elon Musk, the engineer, is triggering the programming.
00:13:07.300 He's short-circuiting the programming of the NPC, the non-playable character.
00:13:11.500 Someone who doesn't have or, for whatever reason, is not using his own God-given intellect.
00:13:17.800 He's simply responding to the inputs that have been given to him, like a computer program.
00:13:21.780 He's basically like someone who's so deeply blue-pilled, so connected to the matrix, and Elon Musk is walking up right behind him and yanking the wire out saying, no, you're not going to be hooked up anymore.
00:13:34.740 How do you like that?
00:13:35.960 No, we're not doing it.
00:13:36.940 What about the misinformation labels?
00:13:39.380 He starts stammering.
00:13:40.800 That's the cognitive dissonance hitting because he knows he's lost.
00:13:43.820 He knows he's completely lost.
00:13:46.380 He can't even fathom it.
00:13:48.700 He can't even hold together the conversation.
00:13:52.040 And so when you look at the information in front of this, when you look at our ability to access and share and disseminate information like this podcast, which you all better be subscribed to, Human Events Daily, both here on Apple Podcasts, watching us on Real America's Voice, and subscribing on Rumble.
00:14:12.920 That's why it's so important for us to have the network effect of networks like Twitter that are up.
00:14:18.260 I hope to God that they bring live streaming back to Twitter.
00:14:21.960 I don't know if they will, but this is our ability to do everything else.
00:14:28.220 If you take away our voice, if you rip our tongue out, then we're not even able to debate on any other stage.
00:14:33.680 I'm not asking for special favors.
00:14:35.220 I don't want anyone to do this, but you know what I want?
00:14:38.920 And I think it's amazing that you have a guy like Elon Musk who's standing right there saying, I will not let you abuse the people of Twitter anymore.
00:14:49.000 We're not playing these games.
00:14:50.560 And it's the opposite, by the way.
00:14:51.880 It's the absolute opposite of what I was talking about yesterday in this rule by consensus, this longhouse feminine rule by consensus kind of model.
00:15:00.800 What Elon is doing, this is the masculine, singular, head, lead, monarch, if you will, form of governance of a company where he's saying, no, I make the decisions.
00:15:18.320 I decide who's going to be the CEO.
00:15:20.620 CEO is going to be my dog.
00:15:21.840 How do you like that?
00:15:22.980 It's not about policy.
00:15:25.700 It's about power.
00:15:26.760 It's not about policy.
00:15:28.660 It's about power, who wields it, and how it flows.
00:15:32.160 And what that BBC guy just found out was that under the new model, under the new management, he has no power anymore.
00:15:39.140 And he's not used to that functionality.
00:15:41.260 Because back in the day, prior to six months ago, all he had to do was submit something to the committee, and the committee would rule in his favor.
00:15:49.560 Now suddenly, there's an issue.
00:15:51.880 There's someone who disagrees.
00:15:53.520 There's someone who's not an NPC.
00:15:54.960 Not someone necessarily that I always agree with, by the way, but someone who does actually have his own opinions and is willing to push back on the consensus view.
00:16:05.820 And you notice he tries to appeal to authority constantly.
00:16:08.100 But the consensus, there's a report.
00:16:10.120 There's this report.
00:16:10.780 And he's like, no, I don't care.
00:16:12.620 I don't care about your report.
00:16:13.640 We need to get back to a society of real individual leaders, individual decision makers, no more rule by committee, no more rule by consensus.
00:16:25.120 Now, that doesn't mean that we go full Ayn Rand and destroy all of civilization and all of society in with it.
00:16:32.460 But you do have to have empowered leaders every step of the way.
00:16:37.020 Hold it, cover for me.
00:16:42.180 113 Baker, we're making entry from the east side at Preston and Main.
00:17:02.640 113 Baker, we're making entry from the east side at Preston and Main.
00:17:32.620 113 Baker, we're making entry from the east side at Preston and Main.
00:18:02.620 122 Baker, we're making entry from the east side at Preston and Main.
00:18:04.300 Are you moving?
00:18:06.420 Yeah it's being on the east side at Preston and Main.
00:18:07.160 Move it.
00:18:08.220 Yeah!
00:18:09.160 Suspect down!
00:18:09.700 Get the officer! 0.99
00:18:10.540 Hey, ketụụ! 0.53
00:18:11.280 Hey! 0.99
00:18:11.460 We got to leave here!
00:18:12.080 Hey! 0.99
00:18:12.760 He's burned!
00:18:13.660 We're outside here!
00:18:14.720 Huh?!
00:18:15.260 He's burned!
00:18:16.140 Put him he's Schweب't! 1.00
00:18:17.400 Ever heard!"
00:18:18.340 I know!
00:18:19.340 He's down!
00:18:20.300 Get the officer! 0.99
00:18:20.400 Justin J. Pearson, and I'm running for President of BSG.
00:18:36.000 There are a few reasons that we're running this campaign this year.
00:18:38.720 One has to do with representation.
00:18:40.760 How can we represent all voices in a conversation?
00:18:44.080 I want to do this by partnering with organizations from the Biden Democrats to the Biden Republicans.
00:18:49.420 I want to bring together different voices, dissenting voices, voices that may be more
00:18:53.540 liberal or more conservative, in order that we can reach a point of sort of the radical
00:18:58.020 middle.
00:18:59.020 It seemed like the NRA and gun lobbyists might win, but oh, that was good news for us.
00:19:05.860 I don't know how long this Saturday in the state of Tennessee might last, but oh, we have
00:19:11.900 good news, folks.
00:19:13.940 We've got good news that Sunday always comes.
00:19:18.460 So updates in Nashville, updates out of Louisville.
00:19:23.100 We played for you the body cam footage that was released of the Louisville bank shooting
00:19:28.040 this left wing Redditor who made a series of anti-Trump posts on Reddit over the years.
00:19:35.280 He was extremely active.
00:19:36.660 Reddit user displayed the typical.
00:19:39.120 And by the way, he wasn't necessarily some kind of rabid leftist.
00:19:42.400 He was just the sort of typical leftist that you find all over Reddit.
00:19:46.140 We also saw in another case of the this this new update in this I don't even call it an
00:19:53.160 update necessarily in it because these grandstanders out in Nashville who were kicked out of office.
00:19:58.820 They've now been let back in the the Nashville Republican Party, the Republican majority in
00:20:05.180 the statehouse, kick them out without an effective way of keeping them out.
00:20:09.480 And I got to say, the conservatives, it looks like, took the L there in Nashville because
00:20:14.320 all you've done is turn these guys into stars for the left.
00:20:17.160 Great job way of playing chess while the other side is playing checkers all the way around you.
00:20:22.400 So the real question for me is when it comes to Nashville, the trans shooter, where's the
00:20:29.720 manifesto?
00:20:31.160 Where is the manifesto?
00:20:34.140 Tell me the truth.
00:20:35.640 Where's the statement from the family on the type of mental health counseling or any kind of
00:20:43.000 hormones that this person was on?
00:20:44.720 Where?
00:20:46.080 Where is it?
00:20:47.140 Tell me the truth about Audrey Hale.
00:20:48.420 What was she on?
00:20:51.140 Let me go to the next one.
00:20:52.760 Now we've got Connor Sturgeon, 25 left wing Redditor.
00:20:56.920 What does it say?
00:20:58.020 Dailymail.com exclusive.
00:21:00.040 He was under the care of mental health professionals.
00:21:05.080 Louisville shooter Connor Sturgeon was being treated for depression and anxiety at the time
00:21:11.700 of the massacre, but had no history of anger issues, a family source reveals.
00:21:18.640 So a kid who came from formerly being a troubled child, now a troubled young adult at 25, a full
00:21:27.040 adult really, but we're told was under therapy, depression and anxiety.
00:21:33.740 So what pharmaceutical cocktails was Connor Sturgeon on?
00:21:40.520 And if you are on such a level of pharmaceutical cocktails, as we can only surmise the trans shooter 1.00
00:21:49.180 was Audrey Hale with this manifesto that we were promised to release has never come out.
00:21:54.860 If anybody would like to leak that to human events, please be my guest.
00:22:01.600 We will never burn a source.
00:22:04.360 And I'd say that to anyone who has had a copy of that manifesto.
00:22:09.800 Come on.
00:22:11.560 Do you really want this to go unanswered? 0.94
00:22:16.060 The massacre of Christian children.
00:22:18.100 Do you really want the public to be denied the truth of what actually went out, went down that
00:22:26.380 day, the same way that in drips and drabs, they were trying to deny the truth of what 0.99
00:22:31.160 happened in Louisville, Connor Sturgeon, that once again, you have a situation where somebody
00:22:35.560 with mental health problems, known mental health problems was given access to firearms.
00:22:44.660 And so this is the thing, right?
00:22:46.160 If you are someone that's in that case, they're using them to smear every single other law-abiding
00:22:56.340 gun owner and AR-15 owner in this country.
00:22:59.360 And they're going to use it to try to enact laws that affect every single law-abiding AR-15
00:23:05.180 owner and gun owner.
00:23:06.940 Why?
00:23:08.120 Because they want ultimate power and they want total power and they don't care how many mass
00:23:14.140 shootings happen until they are able to get total power.
00:23:18.960 They don't care how many happen until they can pass their ban, until they can start stripping 0.81
00:23:24.180 guns from the hands of every law-abiding American in this country.
00:23:27.780 We all know that's what they want.
00:23:29.920 So when you bring up the pharmaceutical connections, when you bring up the mental health care, they
00:23:34.220 overlook it.
00:23:35.280 They don't care about it.
00:23:36.660 They say that's immaterial or they'll even turn around and say, well, we couldn't possibly
00:23:42.880 track everyone who's taking these pharmaceutical cocktails.
00:23:46.520 No, no, no.
00:23:47.220 The 41 million Americans on Adderall, the SSRIs that are sweeping this nation. 1.00
00:23:53.240 What are we going to do?
00:23:54.940 Look, folks, I'm going to tell you something right now.
00:23:57.280 You can't have a country that is over-medicated and heavily armed at the same time.
00:24:05.520 You can't do it.
00:24:06.800 And let's be rational.
00:24:07.540 And I know that there's going to be a lot of conservatives that don't like hearing that.
00:24:11.220 But here's the problem.
00:24:12.760 We're looking at the situation and we're being pragmatic.
00:24:16.740 I'll tell you right now, you're not going to be able to do gun confiscations in America.
00:24:21.720 It's just not going to happen.
00:24:23.080 So what do we have to do?
00:24:24.820 You've got to go and target the pharmaceuticals, the over-medication, and the people taking
00:24:32.300 them because it seems again and again and again that there is a connection, a correlation.
00:24:40.800 And guess what, folks?
00:24:42.840 Guess what?
00:24:44.460 Come here.
00:24:45.400 I'm going to share this with you.
00:24:46.180 It's all secret.
00:24:48.700 Correlation does equal causation.
00:24:51.900 Ladies and gentlemen, as always, you have my permission to lay a short.
00:24:54.820 Let's get started.