THOUGHTCRIME Ep. 107 — A Thoughtcrime Thanksgiving
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1 hour and 12 minutes
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200.96208
Summary
On today's episode of Thought Crime, we discuss the latest in the case of Tyler Robinson and Turkey Tom, as well as some of the crazy things that have come out about him since his release from the Big Brother house. We also have an interview with Dr. Kelly Shackelford and an interesting autism conversation.
Transcript
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DNSSEC specifically targets the communications of everyone.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a special Thanksgiving Tuesday edition of Thought Crime.
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We decided we'd go live today because, for one, we're actually all in studio, which is cool.
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And, of course, Thanksgiving itself is a day we're definitely not going to be working.
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So I think we've got – we're doing pre-tapes.
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We also have some – we have an interview with Kelly Shackelford,
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and then we have an interesting autism conversation.
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Yeah, a doctor here that's described some different treatments and drugs that have been approved recently.
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We've got some content in the can, and then we'll be playing some Charlie.
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We're actually going to be doing – I've got in the can two episodes about Tyler Robinson
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and the turkey tom, like the leaks, and some of these messages that came out.
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So for people who hadn't seen this, this is one of the former roommates of Tyler Robinson
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comes forward to this YouTuber that I guess he followed and talks about their friendship
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That guy is who you get now because people who have interesting stories, interesting evidence,
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And they're not reading the Wall Street Journal.
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They're thinking, I'm going to go to this YouTuber who doesn't really detail basically documentaries.
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If you see his stuff, he makes these two-hour documentaries on internet drama.
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And so we go through it in the first episode, and in the second episode, I've got Dr. Chloe Carmichael,
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and we do like a psychoanalysis kind of the situation.
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So it's like, hey, if these guys came to you for relationship therapy, what would you do?
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So I would say we'll get out of the relationship.
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Some of the details that are exposed in the Turkey Tom coverage was – it was really revealing.
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I mean, as far as there was LSD, the kid was like this – the Lance Twiggs guy, right?
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He had these nesting fits where he would just basically –
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Yeah, where he would just basically go down into the – it sounds like the downstairs,
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pile a bunch of blankets, pillows, and then just garbage, junk food, drinks, and just –
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almost like a little bit hoarder-esque, I would say.
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Well, and what's interesting, though, is – and Turkey Tom mentions this in his video –
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Theo Vaughn said the exact same thing about when he was using cocaine that he used a phrase of,
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And he says this on Joe Rogan, and he said something similar when he had Trump on.
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And it's like – I don't know that he was on coke specifically, this guy,
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but it's just – it's interesting that they use kind of the same phraseology.
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Yeah, well, it must be something that happens when you're exposed to a massive amount of drugs
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Tyler doesn't leave the house for months on end.
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But I don't think – I don't think Utah is the place you should be experimenting with drugs, so.
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Well, what's interesting is that – so you've got to put it together because in the first video,
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he was talking about how his mom was using Venmo to pay for his transition therapy and his prescriptions.
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But then I get – I don't know if his mom cut him off.
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I don't know if his mom cut him off or whatever happens.
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But then by the time of the second video, they're talking about how he's using black market HRT.
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And I scratched the surface of this a little bit, but apparently this is actually really well-known
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that there's like Chinese stuff that you can order from these like fake pharmacies.
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And they just mail it to you and it'll be like some pharmacy that's like headquartered in Vanuatu or something like that.
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And, you know, obviously it's an internet-based business.
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They just need an address somewhere to set up the website and you just get this like really random like Chinese medication.
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And then you start taking it because, you know, either you can't get an actual doctor to prescribe you.
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So this is – if you are transing, this is what you would take.
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I think it would be safer to say just China is doing black market pharmacy work.
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Yeah, more like – I mean, it's anything, right?
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Because China, it just – you know, what do they call them, the amoral neutral in terms of this?
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They will sell you anything and they don't care.
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It reminds me – there used to be this cool idea I read once.
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Like what if there was one store in every state or one store in America where it was just the zero liability store
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and you could buy things that were otherwise illegal like drugs or substances and such.
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But categorically illegal to ever sue or have any liability for stuff you bought there.
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Like it could be – so it could be like, for example, a pharmacy where you can buy anything, no questions asked,
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Well, that was the whole point of Silk Road, though.
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Silk Road was like eBay for stuff that you can't put on eBay.
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And then, of course, obviously there were legal ramifications to this.
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We have someone who says – Dylan Ivey in the chat says he's enjoying the totalitarian novels course.
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Even if you did, it's probably time for an enjoyable refresher.
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All of you, by the way, even if you're – now taking it, you can look up the books that are on that.
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You can read one of those every day over this weekend.
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People don't understand what a transformational moment that was when Charlie started taking the Hillsdale online courses.
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You mean because he wouldn't shut up about them?
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The sponsor – they sponsor the show, but it's really more than that.
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It's funny because I've had two interviews with people asking me about Charlie's transformation over the years, and I'm like, literally, it was Hillsdale.
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Ruben Gallego was talking about those in some text messages, wasn't he, Tyler?
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I'm sure in an alternate universe, China as amoral neutral could be supplying us with, like, black market books.
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Black market books in the universe where Kamala Harris becomes president.
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Get Camp of the Saints from your Chinese publisher.
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So Darkness at Noon, actually, Charlie was really, really into that novel, and he – I remember he got, like – as Charlie typically would, he got, like, super into it, and he was like, Jack, you need to read this article.
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Just – I need you to read the book right now.
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So I just spent this whole weekend reading – it was a great novel, by the way.
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And a lot of, like, the communist novels do have, like, a kind of similar, you know, setup.
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What if the guys who said that they were good were actually bad?
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But this one was actually interesting because it had an interesting dynamic where you see in communism where, like, the old revolutionaries are being purged by the new revolutionaries, which you kind of see actually happening in the Democrat Party right now.
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I got to meet Nandami the other day, for example.
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And Charlie and I were – he had always said that we were going to do a podcast on it, and that we never did.
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So I actually have potentially a plan in works to actually cut a podcast on that because we just never did it.
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I mean, I should just – I haven't read it yet.
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And especially – we talked about this earlier today.
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Especially because this has been a tough year, a tough fall for us.
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We have to be thankful to God, because pilgrims did that.
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They held their Thanksgiving through a period of immense trial.
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Many of them did not live another year or two after the first Thanksgiving.
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I was going to say, I'm really thankful for – while we're talking on the topic of gratitude, I'm really thankful for everybody here, especially Andrew, for holding down the fort with the show and keeping everything going.
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And I know everybody in this building here is incredibly grateful for the work that he's put in and picking up his life and moving it here.
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You have to come up with something else to call me.
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Okay, first of all, this is because I have entirely ceded all control over my sartorial choices to someone else, which is certainly a man thing to do.
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Blake, actually, I'm going to say this because I saw you for the first time.
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And I turned to Tanya and I was like, Blake's looking kind of good.
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I'm secure in my sexuality enough to say that, Blake, you look like you lost some weight.
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To quote one of my favorite Charlie-isms, as someone with an unblemished record of heterosexuality, I can say that – well, you know what's funny?
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I saw Blake – we played a clip, remember, just recently, and you had a completely shaved head, and you had a completely shaved beard, and I basically didn't recognize you.
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Like a baby that had been left at the hospital on purpose.
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I am thankful – in this fall, I am thankful for my bald head because it preserves me from vanity.
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There's a great – speaking of Hillsdale, this is a true Hillsdale Collision article from about a decade ago.
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It's about guys who are going bald while they're still an undergrad, and the line at the end of the article, 100% not making this up.
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This guy says, if you have a full head of hair, that's a blessing from God.
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But if you're going bald, that's a blessing from God, too.
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It's God telling you that you're getting uglier and you're going to die soon.
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Well, I thought we were going – because people have said that – we mentioned going down to Tijuana, and we met that Mexican cop who said that if we go down, that he's got a hookup down there, hair replacement surgery.
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You're really into that Tijuana hair replacement surgery.
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No, because he pulled his – no, because he pulled his hat off, and he had, like, a perfect, you know, hairline, and he was like, I used to look like you, too, boy.
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Can you imagine Blake's like – he comes to me and he's like, I can't do the show on Thursday and Friday.
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I think that would be – that would be a great documentary.
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Blake goes to Tijuana and has his hair transplants.
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You don't understand how many men are interested in the hair transplant thing.
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It is, like, one of those weird under-the-radar male internet –
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If you go pull up Elon's pictures from the 90s, I mean, you can see it.
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There's, like, a picture – there's, like, that one picture of him and Peter Thiel from the PayPal era.
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I mean, it looks like – you know, he looks like – you know, he looks like a chia pet that nobody was really paying attention to for a couple months.
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No, because he's got – so the old way they used to do it, there – you would have, like, this very unique, like, M scar on the back of your head.
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And people have gone through his hair, and they can pinpoint a little bit.
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Like, if you're – you wouldn't see it if it's just you're, like, in, you know, in person walking by.
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But if you're actually looking for it, you can kind of see the line in the back of his head.
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And they say that's the old way that they used to do hair transplants.
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You would actually pull, like, a strip off of the back of the head and then pull the roots from there.
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But, Blake, don't worry, because that's not how they do it now.
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Down there, what they do is they actually go –
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Should Blake go – use Rumble rants to fund Blake going down to TJ?
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Then we will take this to a step two, which is undetermined.
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Guys, I've said Tijuana, like, a hundred times.
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This guy, I'm telling you, like, his hairline –
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I can't believe we're talking about hair this much.
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I can't believe we're talking about hair this much.
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His hairline was like – like, your hat, like, that straight across line.
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It was like his locks just, like, going flowing.
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And he said he got that in – no, I mean, you know, your mileage may vary.
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But he said he did that in, like, less than a year.
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It was, like, a couple of months since he had it done.
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I just feel like there's probably not a lot of –
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I feel like there's not a lot of upside to a person who publicly is bald
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It just seems like people would make fun of that.
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this is going to be a shortened episode because, you know,
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Well, it'll be a full episode but short in a sense.
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And he – I remember just the – it was like a string of gratitude
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and Thanksgiving tweets last year after we won the election.
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And, you know, here we are a year later without Charlie.
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And I think it's tempting not to be grateful this year.
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But we have to practice it as a discipline because there are many things
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I'm thankful – you know, Jack, you've been in studio and in town so much.
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You've been a mensch in just making sure that everybody's doing well
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But when you say it that way, it's like you're not thinking it.
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God only gives hair to people with lumpy heads, the perfect heads.
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So, the other thing I'm grateful for, actually, is that I got to spend eight years working
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Pretty wild, actually, to think about what Charlie is going to mean in the whole scheme of history
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and just the passage of time and as we write history books, as documentaries come out, which
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And the thought that I got to work with Charlie so closely and got to know him as personally
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as I did, it's a real blessing, because he was a great guy.
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Mr. Cannabis69, quite the name, says, I am thankful that Charlie Kirk helped me have faith again.
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Though you should also honor Charlie by not being Mr. Cannabis anymore.
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It's been, as a point of reflection, obviously, this year, as we start to close out this year,
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it's going to be really weird to be, they always say that the holidays are always harder
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after you lose people, because you think about those people a lot more.
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And obviously, we're praying for Erica and the family and all those that were close family
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members of Charlie's, because this is going to be a really tough year for them.
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But yeah, I mean, it can't help but like our entire Turning Point family, the show family,
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everybody, it just is a different, it's a different holiday season this year, where I think we get
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Like I was telling the team today, we had a little Thanksgiving lunch before going off into
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break. And, you know, there was a, there's a lot of similarity with, you know, the type of sadness
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that can come from, from just tragedy, and coming out of that and figuring out kind of what will be
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birthed. And like America, when it was born, had just a lot of trial, a lot of struggle, and a lot
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of people who kind of wanted to give up on it. But out of that came a lot of good. And we had a lot
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of people, you know, sacrifice themselves across history to give their lives to create something
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that's really special. And, and so it's really about what you do with it now, at this point,
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is, you know, as we reflect on kind of the sadness, the, the loneliness, some of that that comes from
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not having Charlie here with us, is, is figuring out and really reflecting on, you know, where do we
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go from here? And what do we do with it? So we're six minutes to our heart out, and then we're going
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to be showing a flashback bit where we have when Charlie was still with us, and we talked a lot
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about Thanksgiving. But before we go to that, how about we read some of Charlie's tweets? Because I
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don't think we did, I don't think we were, did that in the actual show. I was going to do it if
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you didn't. So we have, uh, first of all, we're going to flash all the way back, I think, because
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we were discussing what types of, uh, food he appreciates, I think. Do we have that image? Do we
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have that? Yeah. So first up, put up 218, Charlie's preferred Thanksgiving recipe with the Norman
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Rockwell painted in the background, turkey, gravy. I remember this cranberries, and you have to
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literally have the cylindrical can of the cranberry gelatin. And you just put it right in the
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the pie. You just put it straight down. No alterations, no additions. You'll see that
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in a bit. Stuffing, has to be cornbread, celery, carrots, sausage, green beans, not casserole.
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Wrong. Totally wrong. And there's no pie mentioned, so we had to go dig back. We found a tweet put
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up by, I believe, 220, is it? All the way back from 2012. That is wee lad Charlie. Teenage
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Charlie, I guess. He got one retweet and zero likes. No, you go back here, I'm looking at his
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2012, 2013, you know, 2014 tweets about Thanksgiving that Charlie put out. I mean, zero likes, zero
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retweets. Yeah. Older time. He says pumpkin pie. He's just doing it, doing it for love of
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the game. This is what, doing it for the love of the game. This was the first Thanksgiving
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era that I had known Charlie. It was 2015. He had, yeah, he got like five, ten likes.
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Why didn't you retweet him, Tyler? I'm going to. I'm going to all Thanksgiving. Why didn't you
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retweet him back then? You didn't even care. Wow. Some friend you are. Yeah. That was
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back in the era where I rejected having Twitter. Charlie was the one that made me get on Twitter.
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I didn't, I wouldn't be on Twitter if it wasn't. It doesn't even, how do you even find out
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who retweeted it? It got two bookmarks. Is that just those? You can see. It might be
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us. You can see who retweeted. I think you clicked the thing. Yeah, repost. But we have
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better, we have better, more recent Charlie tweets as well. Let's just run through some
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of them. We got 217. This was last year. Psalm 100 verse four, enter his gates with
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thanksgiving and his courts with praise, give thanks to him, bless his name. In 2020, which
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that was another tough year. That was COVID year. That was the election went very bad year.
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That was George Floyd year. And he tweeted, Jesus Christ is the King of the world. He died
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for you this Thanksgiving. Give your life to Christ. It's the same thing he'd say if
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he was here right now. He's saying it right now in another place, we believe. And we also
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have, this is the one we showed earlier today, 208, also from last year. Happy Thanksgiving
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from our family to yours. We are thankful for the gift of salvation for our amazing children
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and God's mercy on our great country this year. Take a moment today to be grateful that
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we did it. By God's grace alone, we took our country back. And that's one of the best things
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with Charlie in everything he did is he was always very eager to turn it into praise towards
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God. He was not one to collect praise on himself. He was not one to tout his own doings. As he
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always said, it's all on God. All on God. And another one, 2024, I am overwhelmed with gratitude
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this Thanksgiving. What a time to be alive. This is my personal favorite.
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11, 21, 12. I am getting increasingly upset that the left is trying to paint Thanksgiving
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as a day of Native American persecution. Banger. Yeah. No one liked retweeted. Zero likes, zero
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retweets, zero cares given. That was, that was in the past. Yeah. I just, I just quote tweeted
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it. Donnie, Donnie Dougal says Christians are heirs with Christ and notice he spelled
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it heirs correctly. It's not hairs with Christ. It's heirs, not hairs. I feel like I remember
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Charlie saying last year, and we're going to play this again. I feel like I remember him
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saying, it may have been, may have been off air. He said to me, it's like, I eat one piece
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of pie every year. And he was like, and he had ice cream on his birthday and on, I want
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to say New Year's. 4th of July. Was it 4th of July? 4th of July. It was 4th of July.
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You're right. Yeah. So he had ice cream and it was one scoop. Just twice a year. Would
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Charlie have gotten, would Charlie have gone bald if he had stuck around? No, but Eric and
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then I don't think he would have. Would he have, would he have, would he have gotten
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Erica, Erica would have, Erica would have taken him out of Tijuana. She would have gone
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for the Tijuana? Erica said, Erica said she found one gray hair on his head. One gray
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hair. Just before he died, she saw one gray hair on his head, which is, man, he earned
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every ounce of that one. So essentially the day he started aging was when he was taken off
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this earth. Yeah. Reminds me of that eulogy that you helped write. Yeah. Yeah. From the
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poem. He'll be forever. He shall not grow old. Age shall not weary him, nor the years
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decay, degrade, something like that. Yep. And we who remain, I'll read it again. We can
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close before we go to that. Let's see. I want to throw out, I was asked, by the way, Tyler,
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your staff was very adamant that I have to say this. So the new hats and shirts, and he was
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interested, we got the black ones now, black freedom hats, black freedom shirts, turningpoint.com,
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as well as Tyler's hat there, One Nation Under God. Is it tpusa.com? No, turningpoint.com.
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This is turningpoint.com. So this is the action. The action store is separate from the tpusa.
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So did you not have turningpoint.com before? No, we did. So you did, but you never used
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it. No, we used it. We've used it for the store. If you want the OG, if you want the OG,
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the white shirt, that's at charliekirk.com. Yeah. Charliekirk.com is the freedom shirt.
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Oh, yeah. I think you and I have something else to show, right? A little sneak preview
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that we got. Comes out December 9th, 2025. It's Charlie's last book. There it is.
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Stop in the name of God. Stop in the name of God. Why honoring the Sabbath will transform
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your life. Charlie loves taking a Sabbath. So the backstory here is Charlie had to learn
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how to manage everything that was on his plate, and he had incredible discipline on Friday night.
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So he used the Jewish Shabbat as kind of his model, but he obviously was not Jewish, but
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it gave him the framework to do it. So Friday, when the sun would set, he'd turn his phone
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off, and he would literally just spend time with his family until the sun went up or went
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down again on Friday or Saturday night. And he would just spend time with Eric and the
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And it's so perfect because the foreword, which was added after the fact, obviously,
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You can go on the phone, but you got to hear my Charlie theory, all right?
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One of his favorite movies was The Big Lebowski.
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And what does one of the characters do in The Big Lebowski, John Goodman's character?
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And then, Blake, do you know where they go to eat in that movie?
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The Big Lebowski, Charlie, it's got Shabbat, and In-N-Out in it.
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The very earliest seeds may have been sown by Charlie's love of the Coen brothers and
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It's incredibly likely what you're talking about.
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We're going to be playing a flashback to last year or two years ago when we had all the
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discussion on what to eat for Thanksgiving, what the tradition should be.
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We wanted everyone to revisit that and enjoy it again.
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And of course, we're thankful for all of the audience, you guys who tuned in.
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And I think let's close for the toss with the adjusted version of that poem we were talking
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For the Fallen is the original name of the poem.
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It was written, of course, about the people who died in World War I.
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He shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
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Age shall not weary him, nor the years condemn.
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At the going down of the sun and in the morning, we will remember him.
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By the way, the official uniform of Thought Crime this week is the Thanksgiving uniform.
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I decided to go as Charlie Kirk for this Thanksgiving.
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And then your hair thing where you do the down up.
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Because we're going to the Big Tall Championship.
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They will curse whatever inevitable path they have.
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It is an inevitability of Arizona State football.
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I've got a front row seat, Charlie, on Saturday with my two brothers.
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Do they just like suffer in complete agony for their first like three home games of the
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But here's the factoid for everybody that's listening.
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Arizona has the longest rivalry game in the country.
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Territorial Cup is the longest recognized NCAA football.
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Is it like the oldest that has a trophy for it?
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There couldn't be an Arizona State because there wasn't a state.
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I'm looking online and it says the duel in the desert is just 1899.
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And there's many rivalries that are older than 1899.
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Guys, it's the oldest one that Tyler knows about.
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Territorial Cup, the nation's oldest rivalry trophy.
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I have, by the way, since it is a Thanksgiving Day episode,
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I wanted to flag that we have all something very important to be grateful for.
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They have a breaking report today, just before Thanksgiving.
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She has come back from her vacation in Hawaii, but they nabbed her.
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According to the story, there were moles inside of her Secret Service detail,
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I guess Hawaii is like the deep state safe zone where they control things,
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but they got her back to D.C., which is also a deep state safe zone,
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She and Doug Emhoff will be sent to Gitmo to stand trial for treason.
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I mean, I was worried that she might be out there making those greens.
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So it is the oldest trophy, the Territorial Cup.
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The Territorial Cup was created 125 years ago for the 1899 championship.
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It's the oldest rivalry trophy in college football.
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The Territorial Cup is so old that it literally is like a cup.
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It looks like a vase that you would put flowers in.
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I'm actually impressed that I thought no one lived in Arizona until like 1930.
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And to go that you had to replace someone on the team.
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Arizona's population in 1890 was 88,000 people.
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We chased twice as many, more than twice as many.
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In 1860, the population of Arizona was 6,482 people.
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There's like probably more than that within like a couple blocks of here.
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Speaking of getting out into the wild, they say evolution has gone soft and that men have
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But if you're not about to let your instincts go dull, sign fuel up with something raw and
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By the way, we should do a spinoff called Primal News.
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By the way, Blake could be a millionaire running Primal News as a spinoff of Real Raw
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News because he understands that language so well.
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We should just call it, is there a Primal News?
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dense on the planet, nutrient dense foods on the planet.
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with high levels of vitamin B12, iron, and folate, all essential for energy, immune
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And the best part, you get all these powerhouse nutrients in a form that's easy to take.
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Time to silence the noise, reclaim your power, and get back to being unstoppable.
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Yes, but not if it's the only thing you eat on Thanksgiving.
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You may have ham if it is supplementary to the turkey, but, like, it should be...
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Any meat you have should be from, like, a central meat dispensing entity.
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You cannot have individualized servings of meat.
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So steak is not from a central meat dispensing...
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You don't make, like, a 50-pound steak and then take, like, a piece of it and, like, pass
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Like, you make the whole turkey or you make the whole ham and you, like, cut a little bit
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You can have a separate serving of a plate of steak for people.
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Like, because ham is, like, supplement to the turkey taste.
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But some people think that they can start to get really...
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Now, Christmas is a completely different ballgame.
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Ham is usually center, but steak is acceptable.
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Yeah, but no, but still, Christmas is a whole...
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Thanksgiving, it is un-American not to have either turkey, some sort of dressing, cranberries.
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But here's the thing about the cranberry thing.
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If you want to be an ultra-traditionalist, it must be straight out of the can, taken vertically
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And if you want to have cranberry with adjustments, that could be supplementary.
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But, however, it must be out of the can, and you just take it vertically, and it just jiggles.
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Does the stuffing go in the turkey, or is it prepared outside of the turkey?
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Do you prepare it and then put it in, cook it with the turkey?
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Or some people will prepare it and then just put it in for, like, the final...
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But you know what makes the stuffing really kicker?
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And then, also, maybe green beans and then sweet potatoes.
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No, no, with those little crunchy things on top.
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I like the long, uninterrupted, unblemished green beans.
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Well, Charlie, hold on a second, though, because there is one thing...
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, there is one thing, one dish, that we know for a fact was served
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Corn was served at the original Thanksgiving, Charlie.
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I will say, you have to bend the knee to the corn god, and cornbread has to be either
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Well, long-time thought-time listeners will remember that Charlie is like...
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I think corn has no redemptive value, unless it is for Thanksgiving, because then it is
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We eat the corn on Thanksgiving to show our thanks that the angry corn god has not destroyed
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No, no, we're not talking about corn on the cob.
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Even, wait, wait, wait, even Charlie Kirk, like the chief anti-corrent.
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If you don't like cranberries, you don't like turkey, suck it up.
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This modernity, like, I'm going to put, like...
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I think the canned cranberry is a must on the table.
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I like when I went to the Grand Canyon last summer and I discovered that, I guess, they
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just sell, like, prickly pear everything at every Arizona tourism thing.
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It's got to be dry, but the gravy makes it moist.
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It has to be on the spectrum of tilt moist, but not too much, because if it's too dry,
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I've always called it stuffing, even though it's not technically stuffing.
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No, I grew up calling it stuffing, even though we never put it in the turkey.
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But the type of food would be called still stuffing.
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But it is still stuffing, even if it's not doing the stuff.
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There's lots of things that we have where we don't use the name properly, but we still
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call it that because it used to be done that way.
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So now, let's now go to the more fundamental question.
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I have at times, and my mom knows this, I have left the house, gone to the store,
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and purchased the ingredients for pumpkin pie and brought it home and made it myself
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...is thou shall have pumpkin pie with whipped cream.
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If it's not there, like, I got up, I got in my car, I was like, I'm just gonna go.
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Right as the sun is going down in Chicago, boom, you sit down, right?
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I would say Neff family tradition is maybe 1 to 1.30 p.m.
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Because we're cheering that the Cowboys will lose.
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I greatly dislike the, like, TV sanctification of Thanksgiving.
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Like, if the Packers are on, I would watch the Packers.
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By the way, you can tell who's having a better season.
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because he saw when we went to the Eagles game,
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And so we looked up the ones for Thanksgiving weekend,
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You're seeing, what, 311, and that's in Baltimore.
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But Baltimore's so close, you're basically in the same...
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Okay, so now that we have developed something...
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No, pecan pie, I actually prefer more than pumpkin pie.
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However, I must have a slice of pumpkin pie first.
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When you were little, you liked pecan pie first?
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Well, now we're getting into chocolate pecan pie,
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Charlie, you're usually pretty strict with your diet.
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because there's, you know, a lot of people say,
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Well, everything is what you make of it, right?
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the pilgrims were definitely giving thanks to God.
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They were not giving, you know, thanks to Brahman.
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But they were giving thanks to the Almighty God.
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and your computer wasn't that sophisticated or good...
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The whole hard drive would start to overheat, right?
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I don't know if any of you guys remember this one.
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I think games still released on Tuesdays a lot.
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So I'm trying to think of other rites of passage.
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Like not having super fast internet all the time.