Human Events Daily with Jack Posobiec - August 02, 2025


THOUGHTCRIME Ep. 93 — Charlie On South Park? Sydney Sweeney's Great Jeans?


Episode Stats

Length

47 minutes

Words per Minute

173.79395

Word Count

8,311

Sentence Count

828

Misogynist Sentences

32

Hate Speech Sentences

28


Summary

This week, Jack and Andrew are joined by special guest Charlie Kirk to discuss the latest conspiracy theory about the American Eagle Jeans ad and its possible link to Nazi Propaganda. Plus, a story about a woman with blue eyes.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 From the age of Big Brother.
00:00:02.900 If they want to get you, they'll get you.
00:00:05.220 DNSX specifically targets the communications of everyone.
00:00:09.180 They're collecting your communications.
00:00:22.100 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard to another edition of Thought Crime Thursday.
00:00:27.280 Happy Thought Crime Thursday.
00:00:28.960 Jack Posovic here.
00:00:30.560 Charlie Kirk will be joining us in a second.
00:00:33.360 A lot of thought crimes this week, especially some which involve Charlie Kirk directly.
00:00:38.520 Actually, that's pretty much every week.
00:00:40.080 But riding side saddle, of course, we've got the great Blake and also producer Andrew.
00:00:44.740 What's up, guys?
00:00:46.680 Howdy, Jack.
00:00:47.740 What's going on, Jack?
00:00:48.440 For once, I think we're all going to be remote.
00:00:50.420 This is a rare occurrence for us.
00:00:52.840 Blake is in an undisclosed location in a bunker somewhere.
00:00:56.520 Yeah, even worse.
00:00:58.720 It's a bunker in Washington, D.C.
00:01:00.480 Yeah, I don't recommend it.
00:01:02.480 Swamp creature.
00:01:03.360 That means you and Jack are actually relatively close by.
00:01:06.320 Yeah.
00:01:07.580 Yeah, we talked about actually seeing if we could get the logistics to work to be together.
00:01:11.980 But it just didn't.
00:01:13.020 I didn't realize he was in town and I'd like family stuff going on.
00:01:16.340 So it didn't work.
00:01:16.980 But one day, one day, we'll all be here together.
00:01:19.600 But the the the big story, right, the big story that I think of the week that we've all
00:01:25.780 got to get into.
00:01:26.520 And it's it's just it's ubiquitous.
00:01:28.140 It's everywhere.
00:01:29.160 Everyone's talking about it.
00:01:30.360 I'd like to say that we sort of, you know, called this shot a full year ago here on Thought
00:01:36.020 Crime.
00:01:36.760 It's Sidney Sweeney.
00:01:38.080 It is this Sidney Sweeney ad that has completely taken over the universe.
00:01:43.420 People are calling it out as Nazi propaganda.
00:01:47.460 Sidney Sweeney has good genes.
00:01:50.880 Of course, she's playing, you know, paying homage, I guess you could say, to a Brooke Shields
00:01:55.920 ad from 1980 and where, you know, there's a very similar monologue and they're using
00:02:01.860 a pun, of course, genes and genes with a J and the G.
00:02:05.100 And the left is is in I have to say they're just in complete meltdown mode over this.
00:02:09.760 They are completely losing their minds.
00:02:11.540 And again, by the way, this is just a commercial, right?
00:02:15.420 It's it is a commercial.
00:02:16.340 And I love this because and Blake, I want to throw it to you because whenever the right
00:02:21.240 used to get upset about, say, like Dylan Mulvaney or one of these things, wouldn't they
00:02:25.540 always say, oh, it's just a commercial?
00:02:27.520 Oh, it's just a commercial.
00:02:28.760 Right.
00:02:29.560 And I would argue, I guess, that these things aren't just commercials.
00:02:33.220 These are ubiquitous mass media campaigns that are launched with multimillion dollars.
00:02:39.640 I wouldn't be surprised if this was a billion dollar campaign behind Sidney Sweeney because
00:02:43.520 it's everywhere.
00:02:44.120 There are people taking pictures in malls all over the place of this.
00:02:47.900 And it's not just a commercial.
00:02:51.880 It is, in fact, a huge tell for where we are as a society.
00:02:55.140 But Blake, what's your take on that?
00:02:57.200 Yeah, well, I think, first of all, we should probably show the ad in case people haven't
00:03:00.300 seen it.
00:03:00.960 So, yeah, there was the like the image ad where she has great jeans.
00:03:05.000 But how about I think it's also a video clip.
00:03:07.180 Let's show cut 430.
00:03:09.600 I'm not here to tell you to buy American Eagle jeans.
00:03:14.140 And I definitely won't say that they're the most comfortable jeans I've ever worn.
00:03:19.080 Or that they make your butt look amazing.
00:03:21.920 Why would I need to do that?
00:03:26.500 But if you said that you want to buy the jeans, I'm not going to stop you.
00:03:32.040 But just so we're clear, this is not me telling you to buy American Eagle jeans.
00:03:36.340 Sidney Sweeney has very keen.
00:03:38.520 You see what I did there, right?
00:03:39.420 I want to buy the other one.
00:03:45.820 Those are pretty tame.
00:03:47.420 But then there's 524.
00:03:49.300 And I think 524 is the one that's really, really pushing the envelope with a lot of these
00:03:53.080 types.
00:03:54.960 Jeans are passed down from parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair color,
00:04:00.480 personality, and even eye color.
00:04:05.340 My jeans are blue.
00:04:06.420 Sidney Sweeney has very keen.
00:04:11.380 Oh, no.
00:04:13.080 Denounce.
00:04:13.920 Horrible.
00:04:14.560 They made a pun.
00:04:15.240 Terrible.
00:04:15.520 They made a pun.
00:04:16.100 How dare you?
00:04:17.340 Disavow.
00:04:18.560 Disavow.
00:04:19.840 Complete disavow.
00:04:20.200 That's obviously eugenics and Nazi propaganda.
00:04:24.500 And she happens to be white, Jack.
00:04:26.160 I think that's the real, you know, thing we really need to zero in on.
00:04:29.560 She's white and she has blue eyes.
00:04:31.960 Which is a crime.
00:04:33.680 It's a crime.
00:04:34.400 In modern America.
00:04:36.420 My jeans are blue.
00:04:37.380 By the way, I think we have Charlie.
00:04:38.840 Do we have Charlie joining us?
00:04:40.540 I am here.
00:04:41.440 Yes, guys.
00:04:42.000 Sorry for the delay.
00:04:43.360 Complicated business.
00:04:44.460 Charlie, do you have good jeans?
00:04:45.080 I was actually jean shopping.
00:04:48.720 That's why I was.
00:04:53.100 That was not planned, folks.
00:04:54.380 I was, uh, I was, uh, trying on, on some new jeans.
00:04:59.820 Which brand were they, Charlie?
00:05:01.180 Did the market work?
00:05:02.240 Or?
00:05:04.440 Uh, they were, uh, they were Lululemon.
00:05:07.820 And, uh, I'm considering an American Eagle purchase.
00:05:10.200 Just in solidarity.
00:05:11.940 We had a hilarious call on our show.
00:05:13.940 Hilarious.
00:05:14.780 And we're going to air it.
00:05:15.880 This woman, sweet old woman.
00:05:17.640 She's, like, reading a prepared script.
00:05:19.480 And she's a member of ours.
00:05:20.820 It's one of the greatest clips ever.
00:05:22.460 And she's like, Charlie, I'm a member.
00:05:24.620 I'm a child of God.
00:05:25.680 I pray for you all the time.
00:05:27.740 Everything.
00:05:28.260 You know, you do such a wonderful job.
00:05:30.120 I want you to let you know that that ad, the reaction was so insulting.
00:05:33.480 I have blonde hair and blue eyes.
00:05:36.300 And I have good jeans.
00:05:37.760 I bought American Eagle jeans just as a protest.
00:05:40.760 I'm like, I like, I love, no, it was so good.
00:05:43.740 I got to get the clip.
00:05:44.680 It was, the radicalization just from the reaction of this advertisement has been, uh, has been
00:05:49.960 amazing to witness.
00:05:51.840 Every time that a leftist screams about Sidney Sweeney being some sort of like, or the ad
00:05:59.620 being some eugenicist ad or Nazi propaganda, I think, like, a thousand more young men register
00:06:05.820 Republican.
00:06:06.720 I think it's a one-to-one ratio.
00:06:09.100 Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wing.
00:06:13.060 No, a young Republican is born.
00:06:16.600 It's amazing.
00:06:17.160 It's, like, the best marketing that the Republican Party could ever hope for.
00:06:21.640 Just please keep making these insane videos.
00:06:25.260 And, uh, think about how many, one of my, one of my favorites, one of my favorites, I'll
00:06:33.520 let Jack chime in, is, you know, some of these Subaru women on social media, they're like,
00:06:38.520 what do young men see in Sidney Sweeney anyway?
00:06:41.040 I'm like, yeah, you really don't understand me in nature, obviously.
00:06:43.800 Literally, if they don't understand, they should see our streaming numbers shoot up every
00:06:47.520 time we play the ad.
00:06:48.540 Does she even have a graduate degree?
00:06:50.620 It's, it's, it's definitely, it's definitely her, her personality.
00:06:55.480 Jack, your thoughts.
00:06:57.960 Well, so let's, let's look at where we were in advertising a year ago or even two years
00:07:03.660 ago when we had the likes of Dylan Mulvaney being a corporate, uh, the face of a corporate
00:07:10.060 brand.
00:07:10.920 Uh, we had the likes of the, the plus size models.
00:07:13.960 Remember the plus size models were feeded upon us in Times Square and in marketing campaigns
00:07:20.700 all across the German shepherd.
00:07:22.940 I'm sorry.
00:07:23.500 No, no, I'm sorry.
00:07:24.500 You got to go back.
00:07:25.280 Guys, trigger warning.
00:07:26.360 Hold on.
00:07:26.680 Like you gotta, you gotta tell me.
00:07:28.340 Time out.
00:07:28.600 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:29.920 Hold on.
00:07:31.140 Hold on.
00:07:31.660 Time out.
00:07:31.900 Go back to the picture you showed before.
00:07:33.560 Did they do an American Eagle just to troll them?
00:07:35.620 Not that one.
00:07:36.620 The, the, did they, no, I, I'm sorry, Jack, interrupt the one way she's holding the dog.
00:07:40.400 Is she really holding a German shepherd in one of the advertisements?
00:07:45.080 Oh my God.
00:07:45.920 It's just a dog.
00:07:47.600 How, how has this been lost on all the critics?
00:07:50.940 I think it's hilarious.
00:07:52.940 It's just a dog.
00:07:56.040 Although the German shepherds are the most trainable dogs.
00:07:59.900 That's why they use them in the military law enforcement.
00:08:02.940 I'm sorry, Jack.
00:08:03.840 I interrupted.
00:08:04.280 I'm sorry.
00:08:04.560 Of all the picture of all the dogs they could have selected.
00:08:07.620 Uh, it's a puppy.
00:08:11.040 Why isn't it?
00:08:12.060 They did.
00:08:13.180 Why wasn't it a pit bull?
00:08:14.580 Well, that's a whole other thought crime.
00:08:16.120 Jack, I interrupted you.
00:08:17.040 Keep going.
00:08:18.800 No, you're fine.
00:08:19.540 You're fine.
00:08:20.040 And it's it.
00:08:20.940 So, and, and yeah, we've got a bunch of videos reacting to this, but think of the billions
00:08:26.080 and billions of dollars that were spent on these mass marketing campaigns to try to
00:08:30.660 tell us that the, the, the 2019 American Eagle model was as I'm just going to say it.
00:08:39.580 I was, it was as attractive as the 2025 it's, it's clear.
00:08:43.080 I mean, I don't know.
00:08:43.940 Maybe some people are into that.
00:08:45.700 Um, I'm not really that much of a badonkadonk guy myself.
00:08:48.940 I I'm sure that I'm sure that they're out there.
00:08:51.300 I've certainly met guys like that when I was in the military, but you know, I'll go
00:08:55.060 for the 2025 all day long.
00:08:57.840 And I'm sorry, like you're, you want young men to not be attracted to Sidney Sweeney's
00:09:03.760 like you could, you could spend all the money in the world.
00:09:07.440 Elon Musk could come up with the greatest AI input, all of the knowledge of the entire
00:09:13.100 world.
00:09:13.480 And it will not be able to come up with a computation that will make young men not be attracted
00:09:20.040 to Sidney Sweeney.
00:09:20.880 I'm sorry.
00:09:21.720 I'm sorry.
00:09:22.440 Just reality is reality.
00:09:24.120 It's as simple as that folks.
00:09:29.280 Let's play some of the reaction here.
00:09:32.180 Oh, well, Blake, big picture thing.
00:09:34.760 Let's play some of the reaction.
00:09:35.780 Go ahead.
00:09:36.140 We'll do that.
00:09:36.740 We'll do that after the reaction.
00:09:37.780 Let's do the reaction first.
00:09:38.880 How about, uh, let's start with, I think the funniest one is let's do 501.
00:09:43.160 Let's do that.
00:09:45.100 Roe v.
00:09:45.740 Wade.
00:09:46.040 Not enough because I'm starting to think we're one Sidney Sweeney campaign away from them
00:09:50.320 taking our right to vote, too.
00:09:52.360 We must start protesting ladies.
00:09:54.120 She can't keep getting away with it.
00:09:58.580 She's got to be trolling.
00:09:59.620 I think that one's a troll.
00:10:01.280 I think that one is like kind of a, you know, a little bit.
00:10:05.640 I don't think.
00:10:06.200 Very affected.
00:10:08.020 Okay.
00:10:08.520 But yeah, that was too affected.
00:10:10.540 Yeah.
00:10:10.880 Good morning.
00:10:11.520 America was probably not, not trolling us.
00:10:13.880 So how about let's do, uh, let's do 425.
00:10:16.140 Yeah.
00:10:16.880 We begin with the backlash of our new ad campaign featuring actress Sidney Sweeney.
00:10:20.860 Yeah.
00:10:20.980 The ads are for American Eagle.
00:10:22.440 And the tagline is Sidney Sweeney has great genes.
00:10:25.520 Now, in one ad, the blonde-haired, blue-eyed actress talks about genes as in DNA being passed
00:10:30.720 down from her parents.
00:10:31.880 The play on words is being compared to Nazi propaganda with racial undertones.
00:10:39.360 The pun, good genes, activates troubling historical associations for this country.
00:10:47.000 The American eugenics movement in its prime between like 1900 and 1940 weaponized the idea
00:10:54.200 of good genes, um, just to, to justify white supremacism.
00:10:59.160 Despite that backlash, American Eagle stock has been soaring.
00:11:06.840 Imagine that.
00:11:07.620 Who wants to react?
00:11:08.280 So, um, guys, I'm confused.
00:11:09.880 I'm a little confused.
00:11:10.800 Can someone, Charlie, you're, you're on campus all the time.
00:11:13.140 You know, you know, you see you, you interact with these professors as well as the kids.
00:11:17.160 I was told that race was a social construct along with gender.
00:11:21.080 So if race is a social construct, then how can what she say be racist?
00:11:24.940 Because she's just talking about biology.
00:11:27.040 But if race is a social construct, then how can that be racist?
00:11:29.780 I don't understand.
00:11:32.880 I don't get it.
00:11:34.140 Well, you're not allowed to ask those questions, right?
00:11:36.440 You're not allowed to talk about genetics, even though some of the most popular, most touted
00:11:40.060 companies the last couple of years was 23andMe and Ancestry.com.
00:11:46.300 But you're not allowed to talk about genetics.
00:11:49.140 Let's go to another.
00:11:51.880 Go, Andrew.
00:11:52.720 Yeah, I mean, when we talk about race and all this, I mean, we, we are living in a world
00:11:58.360 where black is beautiful.
00:12:00.720 And, you know, we're, I mean, all the races, at least black, I mean, but I think basically
00:12:07.220 most of the races, except for white, have a free license to sort of talk about how great
00:12:12.980 they are.
00:12:13.340 I mean, I don't understand what the, if we're going to be consistent here, then we should
00:12:18.100 be able to do that.
00:12:18.780 That's all I'm saying.
00:12:19.720 It's, you know, everything, everything should be fair game.
00:12:23.680 But anyways, go ahead, Charlie.
00:12:24.920 I don't mean to interrupt you.
00:12:27.240 No, it's fine.
00:12:28.460 I mean, you just think of all the stuff.
00:12:29.760 I mean, it's support black businesses, black lives matter, black history month.
00:12:33.660 And there is one single lady, there's one lady who is in a advertisement for jeans and
00:12:40.820 everyone loses their mind.
00:12:41.920 They immediately call it Nazi propaganda.
00:12:44.320 Let's continue with cut.
00:12:49.540 For 27.
00:12:52.900 Should we be surprised that a company whose name is literally American Eagle is making
00:12:58.020 fascist propaganda like this?
00:12:59.820 Probably not, but it's still really shocking.
00:13:03.420 Like a blonde haired, blue eyed, white woman is talking about her good jeans.
00:13:10.960 Like that is Nazi propaganda.
00:13:15.980 Did she have a septum piercing?
00:13:18.160 And they all have septum piercings.
00:13:20.560 I don't know why.
00:13:21.660 Can we have a conversation about that as a side note?
00:13:24.860 What is with the, I have a whole theory as to why young men find Sidney Sweeney attractive
00:13:31.000 outside of the obvious.
00:13:32.940 One of it is that there's no disfiguration.
00:13:35.760 There's no work.
00:13:37.440 There's no tattoos.
00:13:40.540 I mean, you look at the, I mean, you look at the difference there.
00:13:42.940 What is, what is the nose piercing appeal?
00:13:47.040 Who are you drawing into your life?
00:13:49.720 What kind of energy are you sending out?
00:13:52.060 And I'm sure some of them are good people, but what, what is the pro septum piercing argument?
00:14:03.420 I've never heard it.
00:14:06.020 You get to look like a bull.
00:14:07.540 I don't know.
00:14:09.800 Like it, it, I, I've never got it.
00:14:12.200 I just would like to be able to order coffee somewhere that, you know, I don't have to see
00:14:16.180 a septum piercing everywhere.
00:14:17.520 I mean, I, I guess I can understand if it's somewhere just everywhere.
00:14:23.880 It's just everywhere.
00:14:24.900 You know, the, you know, tattoos all over the place and septum piercings all over the place.
00:14:30.040 And you see this with like teachers now in, in grade schools, you see this in, uh, children's
00:14:37.680 TV.
00:14:37.920 I see it.
00:14:38.440 Cause you know, I watch like kids media, Charlie, I'm sure the same boat and Andrew.
00:14:41.000 Cause you know, we, we have little kids and all the time I'm an expert in it.
00:14:44.520 I never remember anyone in kids media looking like that before, but you know, just to go
00:14:50.440 back to Sydney Sweeney, I think Charlie, what you're saying is it's because.
00:14:55.180 You know, the, the, the qualities that she has are just naturals.
00:14:59.380 She's got great naturals.
00:15:01.900 I think it's really the naturals that these young men are so attracted to her, her wonderful
00:15:07.740 naturals.
00:15:10.820 Blake.
00:15:11.780 Okay.
00:15:12.940 So first of all, I like on the, on the septum piercing thing, there's kind of two theories
00:15:16.940 you'll see, uh, one is kind of, there is this element where sometimes, uh, it's a psychological
00:15:25.640 theory that women will like egg on each other supposedly in a, like a, you go girl sort of
00:15:31.440 way.
00:15:31.940 They'll egg each other onto doing things that make you less competitive, like in the, basically
00:15:37.460 in the dating market in competing for the attention of men.
00:15:40.880 So you'll be like, does this, does this septum piercing like make me look good?
00:15:44.240 And you're like, yeah, it makes you look great sister.
00:15:47.480 And like, even subconsciously they realize it doesn't do that, but that's a good thing
00:15:51.720 because you want, you want the competition to be sabotaged.
00:15:55.340 That's one theory.
00:15:56.740 Another theory, frankly, you could kind of relate it to, um, you know, the social contagion
00:16:02.700 with transgenderism where women are, you know, young women, they, this is the theory in that,
00:16:09.900 um, Abigail Schreier book where women who are in their teens and they're sort of traumatized
00:16:16.140 by suddenly, you know, they've hit puberty, they're suddenly getting male attention.
00:16:19.300 And some of them find that very uncomfortable and this uncomfortable thing sort of drives
00:16:25.120 them in the direction of, well, maybe I just don't want to be a woman at all.
00:16:27.880 And you kind of, you do the whole dramatic, you know, identifying as having no gender
00:16:33.080 or being male.
00:16:33.920 And that's like a way to secede from male attention and maybe like really disgusting body
00:16:39.940 deformations, like piercing your septum, getting a really hideous tattoo, or even just getting
00:16:45.040 incredibly fat.
00:16:46.380 These are ways of sort of cutting this off.
00:16:49.660 It gets you away from that uncomfortable element of attention.
00:16:53.000 Like everyone, everyone's so afraid of receiving attention from others that feels uncomfortable
00:16:58.660 at all that they do that.
00:17:00.940 Uh, so there's kind of competing theories out there.
00:17:03.600 Um, another one on the flip side, this is a common one with tattoos is that if you get
00:17:07.800 a tattoo, it actually does increase the attention you get, even though, uh, most men find them
00:17:14.380 less attractive.
00:17:15.260 A lot of men will basically hit on women who have tattoos because they perceive that they'll
00:17:21.100 be really easy, that they'll, uh, they, they, they've shown a pattern of making bad decisions
00:17:26.020 and maybe the next bad decision they'll make is going out with them.
00:17:29.480 So there's a lot of things that go into it.
00:17:32.060 Uh, and I do think you are correct though, that a lot of the appeal of Sydney Sweeney is
00:17:35.260 like, we need to analyze this when it's the most straightforward thing in the world.
00:17:39.100 Sydney Sweeney is thin, has good symmetry, has like a generally good appearance, has no
00:17:45.420 weird deformations, no weird traits added to her.
00:17:49.500 And she has good natural assets as it were.
00:17:52.540 And it's like the fact that you even need to explain that at all is exactly why the left
00:17:57.200 has lost a cultural narrative.
00:17:58.920 So to circle back to that big picture thing I wanted to bring up, the most interesting
00:18:03.440 thing about this is that really for our entire lives and our youth, the left was associated
00:18:09.080 with like youthful beauty and like the stereotypical right winger would maybe be like an old church
00:18:15.640 mom, like lecturing you about something or this like grumpy old man.
00:18:20.020 And now it's like the left itself is coming out and saying, oh, this image of like an attractive
00:18:25.420 young woman selling jeans.
00:18:27.040 That's a right wing message, a far right message.
00:18:29.820 Even thank you for doing our work for us.
00:18:32.820 I suppose, guys, I, um, I have to, I'm going to take the, the body mod and then the Sydney
00:18:40.740 Sweeney question, body mod.
00:18:42.360 I, I, I might get in trouble for this.
00:18:44.460 I might get my second media matters article for this, but I think that body mod, not always,
00:18:49.880 I think there's some people that are just creative.
00:18:51.740 I mean, it might be kind of the tattoo instinct that they feel like it's a form of creativity.
00:18:56.780 I think a lot of it though, is spiritual darkness.
00:19:00.240 I think there is a, a tendency to modify the natural, to take away from God's design when
00:19:07.160 there's spiritual darkness present.
00:19:08.980 I totally believe this.
00:19:10.320 This is why we run into so many of these kids on campuses with the, the piercings and the
00:19:15.880 green hair and, and, you know, they're, they're purposefully rebelling against natural order,
00:19:21.380 even in the way they dress and nothing can be considered traditional or standard fare.
00:19:28.440 Everything has to be different.
00:19:29.480 I personally believe that secondly, I think the, the Sydney Sweeney to answer your first
00:19:35.520 question, Charlie, why does she appeal is because she's like American coded.
00:19:38.880 Like she, even in this ad, she's driving around in an old Mustang and peeling out and she doesn't
00:19:44.360 make it, she doesn't make excuses for her beauty.
00:19:46.500 She's kind of strong.
00:19:47.360 She's an athlete.
00:19:48.200 She's done a bunch of sports.
00:19:49.380 Um, and she's not pandering to sort of this left coded modern, uh, weak wokeness.
00:19:58.300 She's doing the exact opposite.
00:19:59.780 It's like a throwback to the 1980s.
00:20:01.580 It's a throwback to like the 1960s and seventies and everything about it, about it is just to
00:20:07.340 Jack's point is natural and it's, she's leaning in as opposed to trying to make excuses for
00:20:13.380 how beautiful she is.
00:20:17.980 Let's, uh, Joe Bob had something to say.
00:20:19.940 Look, I totally disavowed this video, obviously, but I have to play it anyway.
00:20:23.540 Play cut 533.
00:20:25.160 Hey, you want to go to American Eagle?
00:20:26.500 Oh, I can't go in there because I'm black.
00:20:31.680 You know what?
00:20:32.280 She might be right.
00:20:33.420 I don't think American Eagle accepts EBT.
00:20:35.340 What?
00:20:36.680 Oh, that's the one.
00:20:37.960 That'll get me in trouble.
00:20:40.820 Disavow.
00:20:41.920 I obviously disavow that.
00:20:45.920 We got, we got to ask, uh, we'll have to ask, uh, Bobby Kennedy about that one.
00:20:49.520 Secretary Kennedy is our American Eagle.
00:20:53.280 EBT cards.
00:20:54.120 I want to ask about the president's fitness test they were doing today.
00:20:56.500 No, but I think you look at this and Duncan.
00:20:59.320 Go ahead.
00:21:01.540 Oh, uh, so I mean, Duncan donuts as well.
00:21:03.920 You know, they were kind of Duncan donuts also had, and that was a male in this case,
00:21:08.540 but they basically put out an ad where he's like, I'm basically the king of summer.
00:21:12.740 And it's very clear that this is like, it's like, guys, this is the stuff that people were
00:21:18.300 into for years and years and years.
00:21:20.840 You go back to the nineties, all commercials looked like this.
00:21:24.220 Gillette, the best a man can get, the best a man can get.
00:21:27.440 And it was that video about the dad and his son.
00:21:30.980 And then like the grandfather comes in, this is my dad.
00:21:33.480 And they're passing the razor on down through the generations.
00:21:36.780 Just one of the best ads ever made.
00:21:39.040 This is what ads used to look like.
00:21:40.540 And so when you think about things like that, you think about things like, like last year,
00:21:45.560 white boy summer was a huge trend that was going around.
00:21:48.300 And it's very clear that this is the way the country is moving.
00:21:52.140 And what I want to be clear is it's, it's not quote unquote moving far, right.
00:21:56.660 It's moving back to the center where everything always was.
00:22:00.460 Like, yeah, guys like girls who look like Sydney Sweeney.
00:22:05.340 It's as simple as that.
00:22:07.260 Oh, we have a clip.
00:22:07.840 MSNBC was talking about this.
00:22:09.340 Let's, well, let's, let's play the, the Duncan ad.
00:22:11.620 Cause I just mentioned it at 529.
00:22:12.740 Look, I didn't ask to be the king of summer.
00:22:17.080 It just kind of happened.
00:22:19.160 This tan genetics.
00:22:21.260 I just got my color analysis back.
00:22:23.200 Guess what?
00:22:24.400 Golden summer.
00:22:25.760 Literally.
00:22:28.000 I can't help it.
00:22:29.580 Every time I drink a Duncan golden hour refresher, it's like the sun just finds me.
00:22:33.500 So if sipping these refreshers makes me the king of summer, guilty as charged.
00:22:42.740 The golden hour refresher, only a Duncan.
00:22:50.900 Was Chet Hanks.
00:22:52.280 I have no idea who that is.
00:22:55.260 You don't know who Chet Hanks is, but.
00:22:58.960 No, I have no idea.
00:23:00.120 No, no, no.
00:23:00.440 Who was the, who was that actor or figure?
00:23:06.620 Some pretty boy.
00:23:07.600 I don't know.
00:23:08.760 Gavin.
00:23:10.380 Castle.
00:23:10.580 No.
00:23:12.740 Gavin Casalango.
00:23:14.940 Oh, from the summer I turned pretty.
00:23:17.540 Oh, okay.
00:23:18.280 Gavin.
00:23:18.720 Yeah.
00:23:18.960 That's the whole thing on Amazon.
00:23:20.560 I see it when I go watch the Cubs game.
00:23:21.980 They keep on pushing all this propaganda.
00:23:23.700 Trying to go watch the Cubs game.
00:23:24.840 The summer I turned pretty.
00:23:25.660 Go away.
00:23:26.500 It's all this Amazon prime propaganda.
00:23:30.780 Okay.
00:23:31.100 You know, it's another actor that mentions genes and genetics.
00:23:36.560 Any time.
00:23:37.500 Coincidence.
00:23:38.820 Well, and that's why MSNBC is now complaining that.
00:23:43.080 There's this.
00:23:45.140 Basically an arguable shift to.
00:23:48.120 I think we have the image.
00:23:49.180 It was up earlier.
00:23:49.880 Yeah.
00:23:50.300 Sydney Sweeney's ad shows an unbridled cultural shift towards whiteness.
00:23:55.980 Like what a dumb take from this.
00:23:59.580 That.
00:23:59.840 I mean, it's just amazing.
00:24:03.020 And I actually saw some people on social media saying there's no actual pushback to this.
00:24:07.300 It's all just like paid influencers.
00:24:09.600 There's no actual organic.
00:24:12.260 And yet.
00:24:14.040 There's the opposite.
00:24:15.000 There's actually support.
00:24:16.980 I'm just saying like people were suggesting that there that the whole pushback to the Sydney Sweeney ad was contrived, that it was manufactured, that there wasn't any popular support for it.
00:24:26.020 But I mean, if that's true, I mean, there has been so much coverage of this from the left.
00:24:33.760 Like they're playing right into our hands if this is if this is manufactured.
00:24:38.700 So it doesn't make any sense.
00:24:39.780 I think they're legitimately that deranged that they can't help themselves.
00:24:43.660 I just I want to read some quotes from the MSNBC article about the shift towards whiteness, because it really is.
00:24:51.120 It's like you just take a time capsule back to the gobbledygook they were writing eight years ago.
00:24:56.420 The backlash to the ad has been swift and fierce, and some of it, at least if you ask me, is fair.
00:25:02.320 The Internet has been quick to condemn the advertisement as non-inclusive at best and as overtly promoting white supremacy and Nazi propaganda at worst.
00:25:13.560 These critics point to the copy and the implication of calling a white person superior because of their genes.
00:25:20.180 In the videos, Sweeney exudes a sort of vintage sexiness that caters to the male gaze.
00:25:26.980 She embodies the near mythological girl next door, beautiful but low maintenance femininity that dominated media in the 1990s and the early 2000s.
00:25:37.580 Together, the campaign feels regressive and not retro, offensive and not cheeky.
00:25:44.400 The advertisement and the choice of Sweeney as the sole face in it and the Internet's reaction reflects an unbridled cultural shift towards whiteness, conservatism and capitalist exploitation.
00:25:58.580 And Sweeney is both symptom and participant.
00:26:02.580 Man, this person would get an A in some incredibly stupid college class in like 2015.
00:26:06.820 In 2025, I mean, the college cabal is still very much active.
00:26:16.240 I don't think we should ever assume that we've fully like smited these ignoramuses, but like this is, I mean, yeah, there is a shift towards opening the culture back up and feeling free to make, you know, provocative statements and ads and comedy and all this stuff.
00:26:33.860 This is all a good thing, but these people, we have not beaten them fully.
00:26:38.460 I think everybody needs to like slow their roll and understand just how pervasive this ideology will be.
00:26:48.200 That is true.
00:26:50.820 Don't make me do it, guys.
00:26:52.820 Don't make me do it.
00:26:54.520 Don't make me do it.
00:26:56.280 Uh-oh.
00:26:57.180 Just saying.
00:26:58.500 Just saying.
00:26:59.260 We can bring it back.
00:27:00.500 We can bring it back.
00:27:01.860 Sydney Sweet is bringing it back.
00:27:03.860 I'll never forget, Jack.
00:27:05.220 I'll never forget.
00:27:09.140 Many, many were upset at the New York Times when that was launched, but you know what?
00:27:14.840 Guess what?
00:27:15.780 That's where the country is.
00:27:16.320 It was MSNBC.
00:27:19.080 I mean, it made it to the New York Times.
00:27:20.380 It was MSNBC.
00:27:20.400 Jordan Reed lost her mind.
00:27:22.100 New York Times lost their mind.
00:27:23.680 Everybody lost their mind.
00:27:25.340 And it's like, guys, it's summer.
00:27:27.300 It's just fun.
00:27:28.380 Just have fun.
00:27:29.580 Stop being the way you are for five seconds.
00:27:31.940 And they can't.
00:27:32.400 They just can't.
00:27:32.960 They never will.
00:27:33.260 Stop being the way you are.
00:27:33.660 So it's like, guys, do you want to go over here and have fun?
00:27:36.260 That's a great way to put it.
00:27:37.360 Go.
00:27:37.800 Stop being the way you are.
00:27:38.800 Go hang out with Sydney Sweeney or, you know, and Andrew, I do.
00:27:41.740 You know, Andrew did have to take a lot of phone calls on that one.
00:27:46.760 Yeah.
00:27:47.080 So why are you platforming a white supremacist?
00:27:51.720 Yeah, well, it's literally, it's literally, yeah, it was, it was the original.
00:27:55.860 And now we got Sydney Sweeney out there.
00:27:57.460 So I'll hang out with Sydney Sweeney.
00:27:59.060 I'm good.
00:27:59.440 By the way, Sydney Sweeney was asked once to disavow.
00:28:03.620 I guess she was at like some family, family event up in Spokane, Washington.
00:28:07.620 And there were some people there wearing MAGA hats.
00:28:10.220 Or her whole family's MAGA.
00:28:11.280 I don't even know what it was.
00:28:12.100 Some family event.
00:28:13.080 And she's like in these Instagram shots with, you know, other people of her family who happen
00:28:18.100 to be wearing MAGA hats.
00:28:19.220 Again, this is like rural Washington state towards the border with Idaho.
00:28:23.520 And she wouldn't disavow.
00:28:26.440 She said, those are members of my family.
00:28:27.940 That's what they wore.
00:28:28.880 And I'm, you know, I'm not going to talk about that.
00:28:31.380 Great.
00:28:32.080 It was great.
00:28:33.000 Sydney Sweeney, we love it.
00:28:34.100 Yeah.
00:28:34.680 She's born and raised in winger country.
00:28:37.040 It's Eastern Washington is full of wingers.
00:28:40.380 I mean, that's, that's deep red.
00:28:42.220 They want to, they want to break away from Western Washington.
00:28:46.000 Should we talk about the next one?
00:28:48.200 South Park?
00:28:50.220 Was there, what, was there something else this week?
00:28:52.120 Let's do it.
00:28:52.340 Is there some other news?
00:28:54.520 Regarding anyone who's on the South, I don't know.
00:28:57.820 There we go.
00:28:58.440 Wednesday, August 6th.
00:28:59.820 You can just shut up, baby, because you hate America and you love abortion.
00:29:02.880 On an all new South Park.
00:29:05.300 Okay.
00:29:06.220 The epic season continues.
00:29:08.200 South Park.
00:29:09.020 New episode Wednesday, August 6th to 10th.
00:29:11.380 On Comedy Central and next day on Paramount Plus.
00:29:18.820 Jack, explain this to me like I have no idea what's going on.
00:29:21.880 So hold on.
00:29:22.320 I just want to say that Blake was on vacation for the first three days of the week.
00:29:26.720 And like, so I bet we basically didn't hear from him.
00:29:29.000 I'll let him tell you if he wants what he was doing.
00:29:32.600 But the one time Blake chimes into the chat when Charlie discovered that he was caricatured on South Park.
00:29:40.480 Blake was very, very excited.
00:29:41.920 I found it pretty early.
00:29:43.660 No, people were.
00:29:45.080 I have never in my time working with you, Charlie, been so blown up with congratulatory text.
00:29:52.260 It's like everybody was like, that's amazing.
00:29:54.520 That's the coolest thing ever.
00:29:55.780 And meanwhile, the libs are like, Charlie, they're making fun of you.
00:29:59.560 You don't get it.
00:30:01.040 Anyways.
00:30:02.160 Why aren't you mad?
00:30:03.800 Yeah.
00:30:04.320 I'm mad that you're not mad.
00:30:06.080 We're supposed to be mocking you.
00:30:07.260 You can't enjoy it.
00:30:08.180 And then you made it your profile picture.
00:30:10.640 Like you just, you totally.
00:30:12.400 So you, they tried to own you and you actually owned them owning you.
00:30:17.720 And you turned it into something that's even more powerful.
00:30:22.420 And I, I, I, I love the reaction here because of course it's great.
00:30:26.960 This is the great Eric Cartman.
00:30:28.940 This is Cartman who, and this is, this is Cartman's thing, right?
00:30:32.100 He might be mean, but he's never wrong, right?
00:30:35.820 He's always right.
00:30:37.140 And, and I love the catchphrase right there.
00:30:39.460 You know, you hate America and you love abortion.
00:30:42.760 It's like, he's got the Holy Bible next to him.
00:30:45.100 And so a couple of bottles of water.
00:30:46.300 And I'm like, man, if you want to just distill like all of Charlie Kirk
00:30:49.880 down in one sentence, it's like, you hate America.
00:30:53.900 It's so good.
00:30:55.420 It was the funniest line.
00:30:57.060 Shut up, baby, because you hate America and love abortions.
00:31:00.480 It was like, I love the little details.
00:31:03.040 Like we've got, we've got the two water bottles at the table.
00:31:06.060 Like that's very precise.
00:31:07.180 They got, they got the dark blue t-shirt that Charlie's always wearing.
00:31:10.720 The security guard.
00:31:11.240 PC principal's kind of like the security team, of course.
00:31:14.220 Um, I don't know.
00:31:16.320 I don't know if they're like looking for any inspiration, but if they are like, uh, they
00:31:20.400 could, uh, and the hair, the hair, it's perfect.
00:31:23.700 The hair is perfect.
00:31:24.400 No, they're missing.
00:31:25.060 They're missing one thing, Blake.
00:31:27.100 The lozenges, the lozenges.
00:31:29.740 Where are the, those, those are just about as famous as the hats.
00:31:32.800 The hats, the hats, or the hats.
00:31:34.500 If I come out and I'm throwing hats, but also, guys, no, look, they have the step and repeat
00:31:40.840 too.
00:31:41.160 They have like the close up logo in the background.
00:31:44.140 You know what I mean?
00:31:44.680 Like the step and repeat.
00:31:45.940 It's pretty good.
00:31:47.280 They captured the essence, Charlie.
00:31:48.660 And the hair is like spot on.
00:31:50.640 Oh, the hair is spot on.
00:31:52.280 So Charlie, we have to give you a primer in this.
00:31:55.240 I mean, you haven't watched since you were in high school.
00:31:56.940 You said, uh, to Fox news.
00:31:58.500 So let's go ahead and play a smattering of South park.
00:32:02.920 Five Oh two.
00:32:03.620 Oh boy.
00:32:04.000 Um, um, um, what has happened to this place?
00:32:10.940 I don't recognize it anymore.
00:32:13.980 It used to be so fun and special.
00:32:17.620 What is life worth living for?
00:32:20.640 The dream is dead.
00:32:22.020 Our land is gone.
00:32:23.760 There's a whole lot of my heart and I can't go.
00:32:26.940 Oh, there are too many minorities.
00:32:32.120 Minority.
00:32:33.020 At my water park.
00:32:34.620 My water park.
00:32:36.240 This was our land.
00:32:37.740 Our dream.
00:32:38.600 Our dream.
00:32:39.300 And they've taken it all away.
00:32:41.620 They just keep coming and coming.
00:32:44.080 Minority.
00:32:45.100 I tried to go and tell the police.
00:32:48.200 But even the authorities.
00:32:51.480 Our minorities.
00:32:54.400 At my water park.
00:32:56.940 It's kind of crazy.
00:33:02.540 Keep playing this.
00:33:03.460 For like guys.
00:33:04.160 Have you watched Sheldon Earth like as a teenager, Charlie?
00:33:06.000 Everyone knows that song.
00:33:07.500 Everyone.
00:33:08.660 I did.
00:33:09.340 I did.
00:33:09.760 So I watched it during the Bush era.
00:33:11.760 So during the Bush era, it was really big.
00:33:14.660 Right?
00:33:15.000 And so during Bush era, it was really big.
00:33:17.640 I mean, then I just got distracted by, you know, high school starting turning point.
00:33:20.940 But during Bush, it was like, it was must watch.
00:33:23.220 As I said, last time I really watched it was during high school.
00:33:26.140 It was like must watch TV.
00:33:28.080 Like every night they would drop.
00:33:29.940 Every night they would drop a new episode.
00:33:31.260 Everyone would be talking about it the next day.
00:33:32.800 This is before phones, before Twitter.
00:33:34.300 Or like you had to watch it.
00:33:35.380 And then you came to school and talked about it.
00:33:37.640 Right?
00:33:38.020 It wasn't like, oh, look at this clip.
00:33:39.640 I genuinely would love to know.
00:33:40.940 Like, how does that feel?
00:33:41.940 Like a show you watched, like a cartoon show you watched growing up is now, it's lasted
00:33:46.120 long enough to satirize you.
00:33:48.040 You are seeing yourself parodied in.
00:33:51.220 All I can say is that there are numerous things that are happening this summer and have yet
00:33:57.660 to happen that I can't quite comprehend and that I can't quite grasp.
00:34:01.460 Andrew knows about one that will not be public until it actually happens.
00:34:04.980 That is kind of like a larger than life moment.
00:34:08.160 Yeah.
00:34:08.340 I mean, look, I can throw every cliche out there, but when I first saw it, I just laughed.
00:34:13.840 I was like, I honestly thought, because I first saw it in some Twitter account I didn't
00:34:17.580 recognize.
00:34:18.200 I was like, this is a hundred percent AI.
00:34:21.220 Like that was my first initial reaction was like, come on, this is somebody that just
00:34:24.900 kind of spent a bunch of money on AI.
00:34:26.220 And then I started other accounts post it.
00:34:27.900 Then I went to the, I was like, wow, this is pretty awesome.
00:34:29.780 And then the second thought I had is campus tours, me behind a table debating college
00:34:36.060 kids.
00:34:36.900 We are leaving it.
00:34:37.940 We are living in their feeds rent free.
00:34:39.800 So it's a, it's, it's a, it's a badge of honor and look, they're going to do their
00:34:43.760 thing.
00:34:44.060 They're going to make fun of me.
00:34:45.060 They're maybe, that's okay, fine.
00:34:46.040 That's part of public life.
00:34:46.940 Let's not take ourselves so seriously.
00:34:48.200 Right.
00:34:48.600 Like that's a, that's a, that's a, a signifier of how far we've come in the impact that we're
00:34:54.380 making.
00:34:54.860 And I, I think it's a, I mean, look, either other episode on Trump the other week.
00:34:59.540 I mean, people had a lot of mixed reactions or negative reactions, and I'm just going to
00:35:02.720 take it.
00:35:03.560 I'm going to take it all in stride.
00:35:06.100 I think we should keep playing clips.
00:35:09.320 Keep playing.
00:35:09.960 Can I play another one?
00:35:10.740 We good.
00:35:11.240 503, Cartman joins border patrol.
00:35:15.020 It carries a 4,000 watt charge and is your best option for enforcing border patrol law.
00:35:20.760 This is going to be so sweet.
00:35:22.860 The baton is non-lethal, but powerful.
00:35:25.220 Hey, we got some.
00:35:26.660 Mexicans at two o'clock.
00:35:28.220 Let's get ready, recruits.
00:35:29.200 There must be a couple dozen of them.
00:35:33.260 This is the U.S. border patrol.
00:35:37.880 Stop where you are.
00:35:39.480 Turn around and get back to work.
00:35:41.580 There's too many of them.
00:35:42.740 We're going to need backup.
00:35:57.420 You're pretty good at stopping Mexicans, son.
00:36:00.020 What's your name?
00:36:01.400 Cartman.
00:36:02.480 Eric T. Cartman.
00:36:09.700 Dedicated.
00:36:10.700 Patriotic.
00:36:11.600 Tireless.
00:36:12.740 These are the men and women of the U.S. border patrol.
00:36:15.820 They work around the clock protecting America's prosperity.
00:36:19.600 They are the front line in making sure Mexicans stay here and work.
00:36:23.900 The border patrol is uncompromising, diligent, and geared.
00:36:28.400 They will defend, arrest, and most importantly, let the Mexicans know that they are way better off here in the United States.
00:36:35.760 So wait, was the joke in that episode that they were keeping them here?
00:36:40.240 That was weird.
00:36:40.920 They were keeping them here to make them work.
00:36:43.080 Is that like when the border patrol didn't, is that when they didn't do their job under Biden?
00:36:46.440 I don't know.
00:36:46.840 I didn't quite understand that.
00:36:48.300 So first part I got, that was under Biden.
00:36:51.500 Oh, was that this season?
00:36:52.680 I don't, I don't quite get that.
00:36:53.960 I don't think so.
00:36:54.560 It was not, it was a previous season.
00:36:57.420 My South Park expert says it's old.
00:37:00.480 About 15 years ago, they did a similar parody, like when Glenn Beck was at the peak of his popularity, they did like a Glenn Beck parody.
00:37:07.620 And what I remember about it is they really, like they nailed a lot of good details on it.
00:37:12.180 Like, you know, the whiteboard Glenn would have, where he would, you know, kind of tie concepts together.
00:37:16.300 They had that.
00:37:17.200 They nailed the look of the set.
00:37:18.620 So I thought I'd maybe ask Charlie, like if they could make sure Eric uses, Eric Hartman uses like one line that you like to use or has like one kind of tick of your, like what would you want them to have in it?
00:37:30.640 Um, probably what is the, probably the, what is a woman is a pretty famous one, or, um, would you like a hat?
00:37:39.320 That line has been pretty, uh, has gone pretty viral or so who you voting for?
00:37:45.140 Um, but no, look, I, I, there, there's, there's so many, I would have to think about it.
00:37:50.000 Um, one of the ones that went super viral is, uh, liberals are all rage and no wisdom.
00:37:56.240 And so, but I, I look forward to just kind of all the little small details and, um, honestly, with like the security behind me, uh, it's just, it goes to show though.
00:38:07.300 And I mean, this needless to say that what we have done has really, um, has permeated the culture.
00:38:14.180 I think more so than we even realize at times, right.
00:38:17.300 As the actual, I mean, we know it's big, I know it's broad, we know it's impactful, but I will, this is, uh, this is a whole new.
00:38:23.700 I'm doing that, Charlie. I have, you can just sit there and just not say anything if you want, but I mean, I have been blown away personally because I've walked with you in public places and I'll be, and I have taken you to a couple of places where I thought would be, you'd be protected and kind of nondescript or whatever.
00:38:42.540 And it's like selfie after selfie, after selfie, after selfie.
00:38:46.880 And I mean, you could be in midtown Manhattan and you're getting stopped all the time for selfies.
00:38:51.860 Like people that love you.
00:38:53.180 Negative and positive might I add in mid, yeah.
00:38:55.720 In midtown Manhattan.
00:38:56.600 I'm sure, but I'm telling you, I've taken you to very blue places and you get stopped a lot and a lot by young, young people, like specifically in that like 15 to 25 age, age range, sometimes younger even, but, um, those are the ones that will stop you.
00:39:12.840 And, and it, and for me, it's constantly a reminder, like, Whoa, uh, I, I am, cause I've worked with you for so long.
00:39:20.180 I remember one of my first times working with Charlie, we were at the airport.
00:39:24.360 We were, you know, I forget which airport, but it was, you know, a big airport.
00:39:28.460 And there was one kid that stopped Charlie and gave him a fist bump.
00:39:32.980 One kid.
00:39:33.700 So the whole time we were walking, there was one kid stopped.
00:39:36.080 You didn't say anything, gave you a fist bump.
00:39:37.780 And I looked at Charlie.
00:39:38.760 I was like, Oh, wow.
00:39:39.420 Somebody knows you.
00:39:40.240 This is pretty cool.
00:39:41.080 And to go from there to where we're at, where I literally can't take you anywhere anymore is, is nuts.
00:39:47.640 My personal favorite.
00:39:49.820 Blake, we'll play five or two.
00:39:50.900 Blake.
00:39:51.280 Yeah.
00:39:51.580 Chime in Blake.
00:39:52.580 Yeah.
00:39:52.840 My personal favorite is when you were headed back from the UK, we're in airport security at Heathrow airport.
00:39:58.960 And there's these like British high school aged kids.
00:40:02.440 And one of them, I hear him start talking.
00:40:04.320 He's like, yo, yeah, I think that's Charlie Kirk over there.
00:40:07.000 I think it's Charlie Kirk.
00:40:08.660 And I was like, Oh man, this has gone global.
00:40:11.400 I have one of those stories too, actually.
00:40:13.520 And we'll play the clip after this.
00:40:14.940 When we were at the RNC, all these like French girls, they were, must've been like 18, 19 years old.
00:40:20.140 There was a whole like crew of them.
00:40:21.960 And, uh, they were at the RNC doing some sort of like, you know, cultural exchange and they, all they wanted to do was take a picture with Charlie.
00:40:32.060 And we, and I remember Charlie, you were up on stage doing, we were doing our live, uh, our live stream.
00:40:38.620 And, uh, I think you had Byron Donalds and Vivek Ramaswamy on stage with you at the RNC and, you know, Byron gets off and I'm like, Hey, do you want to selfie with Byron?
00:40:49.020 And they're like, no, it's okay.
00:40:50.380 And then Vivek gets off stage.
00:40:52.100 And I was like, do you want to selfie with Vivek?
00:40:54.160 And they're like, no, no, it's okay.
00:40:55.600 I was like, just Charlie?
00:40:57.040 Like, just Charlie.
00:40:58.160 And I go, why Charlie?
00:40:59.260 And they're like, he's red pilling all the French kids.
00:41:02.180 And I was like, uh, oh, listen, it's like, look out Western world and thank, and thank you for the good words, but it would not be possible without, of course, the turning point USA chapter and all the field work, but then also the editing team and the filmers from VI, right?
00:41:19.480 Brian and Terrell, that's tough work.
00:41:21.860 It is literally a team that makes it happen.
00:41:24.120 And so we could go around and compliment each other endlessly, which is necessary, but I have the easy part.
00:41:29.420 I get to sit there and I get to just yammer on always and ask questions out of a bunch of kids.
00:41:35.480 But honestly, the team has no place here.
00:41:40.300 It's not fake.
00:41:41.740 I know.
00:41:42.140 It's actually real.
00:41:43.240 I'm just busting your chops.
00:41:44.200 I know.
00:41:44.640 I know.
00:41:44.960 It's from the prep from Blake and from Andrew.
00:41:47.400 Everyone plays a huge role.
00:41:48.840 So let's play 513.
00:41:50.220 Thank you guys for saying that.
00:41:52.080 It is, it's otherworldly because, you know, the campus stuff always had a little bit of resonance and virality, but it went from like a pocket connection.
00:41:59.420 Like, oh, okay.
00:42:01.360 Got a couple million views to now a household, not just, not just name, but the South Park thing, which is what's so interesting, a household concept.
00:42:10.720 Meaning like, oh, Charlie at a table debating a kid.
00:42:13.780 It's like that visual has like set in similar to like who wants to be a millionaire, right?
00:42:19.180 Like it's like a very, or like jeopardy or wheel of fortune, right?
00:42:23.600 It's something that when you show it, people are like, oh yeah, I know what that is.
00:42:27.460 I've seen it.
00:42:28.520 And what's so important with no major corporate backing, that's what's so crazy.
00:42:34.080 Totally grassroots, right?
00:42:36.000 Not like it was like some major fortune 100 company that came in.
00:42:39.400 It was like, oh, let's go make you a celebrity and let's go spend a hundred million dollars.
00:42:42.940 Like, nope.
00:42:43.780 Had to go raise it.
00:42:44.700 And it's been pretty amazing.
00:42:46.340 Let's play cut 513.
00:42:47.700 So just so I'm clear, guys, so Cartman is playing me.
00:42:50.580 Is that right?
00:42:51.460 So this Cartman character seems to get involved in a lot of different things, it seems.
00:42:56.620 So let's play 513.
00:42:59.060 Minding our own business and she keeps saying she's Eric Cartman.
00:43:02.860 Okay.
00:43:03.620 And what's wrong with that?
00:43:06.900 What's wrong is it doesn't make any sense.
00:43:09.880 Okay, I see.
00:43:11.000 There's a diverse female where Cartman used to be and you don't like that.
00:43:14.280 It's not that we don't like it.
00:43:16.180 Don't you think that's weird?
00:43:17.700 I don't see a problem with it at all.
00:43:19.300 And if you boys don't think Eric can be a black woman, then maybe the problem is you.
00:43:24.680 What?
00:43:25.340 You think it's perfectly normal that Cartman is suddenly a black woman?
00:43:28.560 You probably don't like that Indiana Jones got replaced by a female either, huh?
00:43:36.100 So good.
00:43:38.160 All right, one more.
00:43:39.060 One more.
00:43:39.780 Can we do the new Muslim student?
00:43:43.880 504.
00:43:44.580 Let's do it.
00:43:46.420 All right, students.
00:43:47.620 Let's take our seats.
00:43:49.340 Everyone tried to be nice because we have a new student joining us today.
00:43:54.020 And I know you all make him feel welcome.
00:43:57.440 Say hello to Bahir Hassan Abdul Hakim.
00:44:03.080 Uh-oh.
00:44:04.020 Welcome to our class, Bahir.
00:44:07.040 Thank you.
00:44:08.000 Dude, dude, not cool.
00:44:09.740 Why don't you take a seat in Kyle's empty desk for now?
00:44:12.280 Okay.
00:44:14.140 Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.
00:44:15.820 No.
00:44:16.840 No.
00:44:17.740 Eric, what the hell is wrong with you?
00:44:20.680 What's wrong?
00:44:22.800 Has he been checked for bombs?
00:44:24.460 Eric, that's enough.
00:44:25.600 Not all Muslim people are terrorists.
00:44:28.200 No, but most of them are.
00:44:29.900 And all it takes is most of them.
00:44:34.740 All it takes is most of them.
00:44:37.040 All it takes is most of them.
00:44:39.660 Right?
00:44:40.220 I mean, Charlie, you've been raging against the Islamic takeover of the West.
00:44:45.120 This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
00:44:48.260 Now it all starts to make sense why everyone's congratulating me.
00:44:51.800 It's all coming into focus, the whole thing.
00:44:54.980 Because, again, I've been a decade since I've watched the program.
00:44:57.700 We have to wrap here.
00:44:58.660 But is there one more that we would highly recommend here?
00:45:00.880 Let's see.
00:45:02.880 I'm told that 520 is good.
00:45:07.100 528, right?
00:45:08.080 Dude, where is she?
00:45:09.040 I can't wait.
00:45:09.980 God, this is going to be so yummy.
00:45:11.840 Stan, you said your mom was bringing Kentucky Fried Chicken home for dinner.
00:45:14.200 Now, is she or isn't she?
00:45:15.760 Hi, boys.
00:45:16.840 Mom, she's here!
00:45:17.920 She's got Colonel!
00:45:19.160 I want some!
00:45:19.860 I want a breast!
00:45:20.800 It's extra crispy, right?
00:45:21.560 It's extra crispy?
00:45:22.240 Uh-uh-uh, not so fast.
00:45:23.620 You boys can help bring in the other groceries in the car, then have your chicken.
00:45:26.900 Ah!
00:45:27.820 But, Mom, we've been waiting for hours.
00:45:29.360 It won't take a minute.
00:45:31.660 Come on, guys.
00:45:32.560 If we all help out, we can do it super fast.
00:45:34.620 All right.
00:45:35.240 Let's go.
00:45:36.180 Oh, my God, that smells good.
00:45:44.200 Okay, this is everything, Mom.
00:45:52.800 All right, let's eat Colonel.
00:45:54.180 Oh, boy!
00:45:59.220 Cartman, you ate the skin off of every piece of chicken!
00:46:01.960 Well, I saved you all the chicken part.
00:46:03.680 The skin's the best part.
00:46:05.280 Well, I gotta go home, guys.
00:46:06.580 I'm gonna sit on the toilet and read comic books.
00:46:08.160 See you at the bus stop tomorrow.
00:46:08.940 I don't quite get that one.
00:46:14.620 Let's play 528.
00:46:15.560 We'll wrap with 528.
00:46:17.560 Hey, what's going on?
00:46:19.160 Is your girlfriend home?
00:46:21.020 Uh, she's sort of busy right now, Miss Swanson.
00:46:23.460 Just want to tell her no hard feelings about me winning the strong woman competition.
00:46:28.160 Yeah, you already told her that at the competition.
00:46:30.620 You got a problem with me?
00:46:32.040 Because it's starting to seem like you have a problem with me.
00:46:34.600 What's going on?
00:46:35.260 Oh, hi, Heather.
00:46:36.240 I was just stopping by to make sure you're not too beat up.
00:46:40.520 Oh, that's really cool.
00:46:42.540 I'm sorry, but I have all the kids right now, and they're...
00:46:44.800 Well, where are the little kiddos?
00:46:46.380 I'd love to meet them.
00:46:48.200 Oh, hey, kids.
00:46:49.640 Well, there's a lot of you.
00:46:51.040 Your mom must be a strong woman to take care of all of you.
00:46:54.500 Of course, I have the strong woman trophy, though.
00:46:58.500 Just kidding, right?
00:47:00.140 Look, why don't you just get out of here?
00:47:01.780 Ooh, sounds like someone here's a transphobe.
00:47:05.640 Don't you dare.
00:47:07.020 I'm trans people's biggest supporter.
00:47:09.220 What I think you are is a terrible sport.
00:47:12.200 Transphobe, you better knock it off.
00:47:13.740 Just don't.
00:47:14.420 You're going to upset the PC babies.
00:47:15.920 And if you dare call me a transphobe again, I'm going to...
00:47:18.320 You're going to what?
00:47:19.820 Beat me up?
00:47:21.060 You're going to beat me up, transphobe?
00:47:23.800 Yeah, I didn't think so.
00:47:26.520 See you later, kids.
00:47:27.880 Come on over and see all Auntie Heather if you want to see what a real strong woman is like.
00:47:33.460 And with that, we say keep committing thought crimes.
00:47:42.820 Next week will not be boring.
00:47:44.200 Make sure you guys tune in.
00:47:45.120 God bless.
00:47:45.580 Talk to you soon.
00:47:46.100 Talk crime is death.