Impaulsive with Logan Paul - AMANDA CERNY FINDS THE G SPOT - IMPAULSIVE EP. 67

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00:02:06.980 Yeah, so to find a G-spot, you go in,

00:02:11.600 and then about one, one and a half, two inches,

00:02:14.820 and then you angle it, and then you just go up.

00:02:25.780 We got a soundboard.

00:02:27.120 Yes!

00:02:27.540 It's a big day.

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00:02:35.880 If you're not subscribed, hit that button before I fucking do something about it.

00:02:40.000 What are you going to do? 0.98

00:02:41.100 I don't know.

00:02:41.700 Some sort of wedgie?

00:02:42.680 A girl gave me a wedgie this morning.

00:02:44.340 I saw that.

00:02:44.960 Both of you saw it.

00:02:45.960 Yeah.

00:02:46.440 Big one.

00:02:47.220 Huge.

00:02:47.380 It was up to the top of your back.

00:02:48.440 She followed me downstairs and just wedgied me the whole way, and I finally felt like

00:02:52.580 what it was like to be bullied.

00:02:54.080 Do you know the difference between a wedgie and an atomic wedgie?

00:02:56.900 Do you know the difference?

00:02:57.860 Do you?

00:02:58.120 I feel like it's a generational thing that you would know.

00:03:00.240 It is, but you guys talk.

00:03:01.400 I'll figure it out.

00:03:01.800 Did you ever give someone a wedgie?

00:03:03.160 I gave Jake a wedgie so hard one time, 0.99

00:03:08.480 he cried and his butthole started bleeding. 0.99

00:03:10.700 This is a true story. 0.99

00:03:11.820 Wow.

00:03:12.800 Butthole blood.

00:03:14.920 Yes.

00:03:16.460 I don't know how I feel about this soundboard, bro.

00:03:19.000 It can be overused.

00:03:20.440 It totally can.

00:03:21.020 We just got to keep it away from Mike. 0.99

00:03:22.300 But yeah, Jake's butthole started bleeding. 0.99

00:03:24.080 It was problematic. 0.98

00:03:25.700 And then, have you ever given someone a swirly?

00:03:27.900 Oh, yeah.

00:03:28.660 You probably did.

00:03:29.520 Yeah, that was like an older.

00:03:31.700 An atomic wedgie is a wedgie in which someone pulls the underwear so high,

00:03:36.640 it actually goes over their heads and hooks under their chin.

00:03:41.040 Wow.

00:03:41.280 So, like, around and under.

00:03:42.900 So, you just received a wedgie?

00:03:44.100 That was just regular wedgie.

00:03:45.180 What kind of underwear stretches like that? 1.00

00:03:47.820 Either that or someone has a really small torso.

00:03:50.660 Or just someone has huge muscles.

00:03:53.480 I mean, I do, but like the underwear is going to rip.

00:03:55.400 Anyways, guys, we do an extended audio Q&A with the guests after the visual is done.

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00:04:05.920 What's going on with the whole talking with you today?

00:04:08.220 It's been a crazy day, to be honest with you.

00:04:10.360 I start stuttering when I get overwhelmed.

00:04:12.040 And I'm a little overwhelmed right now.

00:04:13.660 I'm hot.

00:04:14.380 Same.

00:04:14.820 I'm very hot.

00:04:15.600 I worked out this morning.

00:04:16.520 I tried not to.

00:04:17.280 I told you not to.

00:04:18.280 I know.

00:04:18.440 Remember, I had that whole sweating problem in the beginning of the show.

00:04:20.860 It's because I was working out.

00:04:21.840 it's because I was

00:04:23.660 working

00:04:24.660 it's because

00:04:26.160 I want to bring on the guest guys 0.88

00:04:30.180 she's great 0.98

00:04:30.920 she's great

00:04:32.200 this is a big show

00:04:33.400 she's probably one of the biggest stars in the world 0.55

00:04:35.920 born online 1.00

00:04:37.540 she does it all

00:04:38.640 she sings

00:04:39.460 she dances

00:04:40.260 she takes pictures really well

00:04:42.100 she does comedy

00:04:43.040 the list goes on and on

00:04:44.240 she also once swallowed a high heel 1.00

00:04:45.760 impressive 0.99

00:04:46.600 ladies and gentlemen

00:04:47.960 it's Amanda Cerny

00:04:49.500 hi guys amanda i sing i don't know yeah i'm really excited about it if i do i mean i couldn't all my

00:05:01.680 life so really surprised now you know how well i'm really quick born on born online oh yeah can

00:05:07.460 you because can you define like you were there's video of you being birthed like how exactly were

00:05:12.940 reborn online. I didn't write that

00:05:15.120 either. That's our new producer,

00:05:17.020 Dylan. What the fuck, dude? 1.00

00:05:18.580 Go fuck yourself. 1.00

00:05:21.200 Okay, yeah, with 1.00

00:05:22.480 Vine. With Vine, yeah.

00:05:24.580 Yeah, I was reborn. Do you know

00:05:26.860 you

00:05:28.880 were the very first person

00:05:30.760 I stayed with when I came out to LA

00:05:32.360 five years ago. You were my first LA

00:05:34.640 friend. That's crazy,

00:05:36.880 Amanda. Yeah, I saw the

00:05:38.660 picture of you with all the cleaning supplies.

00:05:41.900 Did you make him clean?

00:05:42.940 your apartment to stay there we well no like just for the photo oh we didn't actually clean

00:05:48.320 no no you maybe in your head you that's what you don't remember from the visual did something yeah

00:05:54.120 no no you didn't why did you let why did you let me do that i was like a 19 year old little horny

00:05:59.200 boy from college you didn't even know me why did you let me do that well i thought you tweeted

00:06:03.860 something you were like i want to come to la and then i was like oh i have an extra room because

00:06:08.940 we all were already in communication on vine like like the top creators on the platform so it felt

00:06:14.640 like you knew everybody already yeah and then when you said that i was like all right like help her

00:06:19.300 brother out yo but got a bedroom she dm me guys and you gotta understand i was a college kid and

00:06:24.320 i was at the gym i was like you're winning oh i'm gonna stay with the medicine oh my god and then 0.64

00:06:30.060 and then i did and i was like oh shit this girl's awesome and then we just we didn't break up we're

00:06:34.980 still friends to this day and uh you're no breakups you're engaged to one of my best friends 0.93

00:06:40.000 right yeah yep stolen from you so congratulations johannes you're not engaged though right no

00:06:45.600 it's also i didn't write that you got you got good engagement

00:06:49.240 i do the soundboard is yeah what is that we're just not with it yet it takes i i like the yes

00:06:56.100 that's all i've been pressing but yeah can get overused exactly that's what i was saying

00:07:01.720 Thank you.

00:07:02.660 I'm going to get distracted.

00:07:03.580 Oh my God, yeah.

00:07:06.700 Oh, that was Mike's girlfriend that made those.

00:07:08.740 Yeah.

00:07:09.120 I don't have a girlfriend.

00:07:10.320 I was like, what?

00:07:10.780 Just like a chick. 1.00

00:07:11.700 That's new. 1.00

00:07:12.360 Just like a chick. 0.93

00:07:13.500 So now you're a real life grown up adult.

00:07:16.980 It's incredible to see you grow these past couple of years.

00:07:20.520 You've done so many big things.

00:07:22.200 And how many followers do you have now on Instagram?

00:07:25.660 25.

00:07:26.680 That's so many people.

00:07:28.100 I think.

00:07:28.860 That's so many people.

00:07:30.080 Have you registered that?

00:07:31.380 Have you been able to fathom how many people that actually is?

00:07:34.200 I thought a million was a lot of people.

00:07:36.500 So then 25 million is like, oh my gosh.

00:07:39.500 Like I, yeah, it's overwhelming if you just go into the tunnel of thinking about that.

00:07:44.720 But it's cool though, because you know, whenever you travel,

00:07:47.340 you get to meet people that watch your content and appreciate your content.

00:07:51.060 And it feels like everywhere you go, you have friends.

00:07:53.720 Do you ever feel unsafe? 1.00

00:07:55.240 I've always been nervous for the female content creators.

00:07:59.540 Because like I'm pretty comfortable in my body. 0.97

00:08:01.160 like i'll handle shit if i need to but like you ever feel unsafe when you're abroad or anywhere 0.98

00:08:05.500 really well i'm a black belt so in what oh wait that's right yeah oh my god your mom is like 0.97

00:08:12.900 crazy into martial arts yeah she's been doing it like my my whole life she's actually the one who's

00:08:17.500 really great at it but i i mean sometimes i do have security and stuff with me in different areas 0.99

00:08:22.500 but we've also got a giant brolic ass fiance that can literally break my fiance wait sorry 0.64

00:08:30.380 Why did you do that? 0.98

00:08:33.660 Why did you do that?

00:08:34.340 I said you guys were engaged.

00:08:35.440 Oh, you guys are engaged?

00:08:36.560 Well, in that case.

00:08:37.020 You're hot.

00:08:39.860 Johannes is watching. 1.00

00:08:40.980 Fuck! 1.00

00:08:42.620 They're not engaged, but I feel like that's... 1.00

00:08:46.320 Wait, I just looked him up on Google.

00:08:47.900 How'd that work out?

00:08:48.620 Johannes?

00:08:49.140 No, his name popped up is Johan.

00:08:50.880 Look at him with hair.

00:08:52.020 Oh, my God, dude.

00:08:53.620 Johan Bartel.

00:08:54.500 Can you clip the hair picture, please?

00:08:56.400 Johan Bartel was a Czech sprinter.

00:08:57.860 He competed in the men's 100 meters at the 1928 Summer Olympics.

00:09:03.380 Are you dating a 1928 Olympic sprinter?

00:09:06.040 For 1905.

00:09:08.320 Oh, my gosh.

00:09:08.880 He has no idea.

00:09:10.360 He's 114 years old.

00:09:12.940 You ran in the Olympics 80 plus years ago.

00:09:15.320 I'm so impressed.

00:09:16.120 And my last name is Czech, so we're meant to be.

00:09:18.360 Oh, wait.

00:09:18.660 There's the real one below it.

00:09:20.200 What?

00:09:21.000 Oh, the model.

00:09:22.020 I like this one better.

00:09:23.100 It's one of the classic photo swaps.

00:09:26.020 But, yeah.

00:09:26.400 man how's it going with this guy he's he's he's one of my really good friends

00:09:30.600 back in back in the 1600 vine days yeah no i mean he's an amazing human that's probably why

00:09:37.180 you became friends with him but i was friends with him before too i was dating somebody else

00:09:42.200 before i started dating him and when i first met him i was still dating somebody else but we

00:09:47.000 remained friends for that whole time and then when i broke up with said person then uh johannes

00:09:53.940 just swooped right on it?

00:09:55.160 Yeah, he did.

00:09:55.840 He did.

00:09:56.220 And I'm not going to lie,

00:09:57.140 the whole time he was fiending.

00:09:58.580 He told us he was in love with you

00:09:59.620 the first time he saw you.

00:10:00.820 He was.

00:10:01.380 It was one of those.

00:10:02.240 That's so cute.

00:10:02.840 Andy, y'all kept a secret for forever.

00:10:04.720 Do you know we trapped him in a room

00:10:06.020 and made it,

00:10:06.640 we sat him down,

00:10:07.400 turned the lights red

00:10:08.100 and played like a,

00:10:09.600 like that song that goes,

00:10:10.660 la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

00:10:13.160 And we're like,

00:10:13.580 I don't know the intensity of that. 0.99

00:10:14.160 Fucking tell us, Johannes. 0.99

00:10:15.480 He's like, 1.00

00:10:15.880 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:10:17.560 That's a good man.

00:10:18.600 Yeah, real good.

00:10:19.300 yeah the ones that don't brag about it yeah oh that's so much better nah but did you tell him

00:10:24.560 not to tell anyone I didn't say anything I just knew no well he knew me like you know I'm not so

00:10:31.080 like normally not very like open about like all right I'm dating this person and I want to bring

00:10:37.720 but why not because I mean it doesn't seem like as many things wrong with this kind of human

00:10:41.580 well there's nothing wrong with him but in case like you know what if it didn't work out with us

00:10:47.400 and then everybody would have this like label on us and it would just be weird so instead of making

00:10:53.220 it weird and letting us grow our own relationship together and then revealing it to our friends

00:10:58.020 like why not because at the same time too I was deciding if I wanted to be in a relationship with

00:11:04.180 somebody also like I just got out of a three-year relationship so I was like all right like I need

00:11:09.560 to be free and fly and and then um did Johannes and the other dude ever like run into each other

00:11:16.140 at like a club or like anywhere no my ex is from another from an island from a different from an

00:11:21.540 from the north central east islands that's crazy is that what you're saying so if you just went

00:11:25.580 through and fired bow and arrow how have you grown since uh meeting him like how many inches like 0.98

00:11:32.900 height wise i always like to say i grow like half an inch every year nice holy shit damn in 20 years 1.00

00:11:40.300 Your ass is going to be tall as hell. 1.00

00:11:41.720 It's crazy. 1.00

00:11:42.200 Goals, you know.

00:11:44.500 How have I grown as a person?

00:11:46.520 Has he made you better?

00:11:47.480 Because I know he's vegan just like you.

00:11:49.080 Yeah.

00:11:49.700 Well, he keeps me, he brings me balance because I always focus on work.

00:11:55.720 And for me, I'm super driven.

00:11:57.520 And that's like all my brain goes to.

00:12:00.220 And then he'll just like pull me out of that and be like, look at this romantic thing I did for you.

00:12:05.420 He makes you human.

00:12:06.840 Yeah.

00:12:07.580 Not a robot.

00:12:08.360 Well, because you're not, I mean, quite honestly, you're one of the hardest working people that I know. 0.97

00:12:11.940 Not even just like females, you're one of the hardest working people that I know.

00:12:14.780 And your hustle is definitely can be attributed to most of your success or success can be attributed to your hustle. 0.81

00:12:21.580 How have you maintained that work ethic?

00:12:24.880 And where does that come from?

00:12:26.660 Was it the karate?

00:12:28.180 The discipline, the respect, the responsibility. 1.00

00:12:31.300 The Mr. Miyagi shit? 0.99

00:12:33.180 I mean, maybe, maybe that instilled it in me in the beginning. 1.00

00:12:36.920 But I think that's karate.

00:12:38.640 I think the most things that I learned from that was how to treat others and how to be responsible for your own actions and all that good stuff.

00:12:46.340 So learning that at a young age, I think is great.

00:12:51.580 What was the question again?

00:12:53.440 I think it was your work ethic.

00:12:55.180 Oh, my work ethic.

00:12:56.480 Like, why do you work so hard?

00:12:58.160 Why don't you just go to take naps?

00:12:59.860 Do you like naps, by the way?

00:13:02.060 I don't.

00:13:03.460 I could have guessed that. 0.97

00:13:04.820 She doesn't seem like a nap girl. 0.98

00:13:06.020 No. 1.00

00:13:06.920 fucking love you have a somewhat of a pajama outfit on though yes so it would it would kind 0.99

00:13:11.620 of ensue that you did enjoy that true that's a whole other topic so i'll explain work ethic 0.98

00:13:16.660 happens because i'm inspired i love what i'm doing i'm super passionate about it and it's

00:13:21.960 you know we're lucky to where we can create whatever we want we can build we have a lot

00:13:28.760 of leverage with the platforms that we were able to grow on so now it's like endless possibilities

00:13:34.500 you can basically do anything you want to do in life if you put the work for it and things can go

00:13:40.060 away just as fast as they come so having that in the back of my head too really pushes me harder

00:13:44.400 you tend to fall a lot quicker than your eyes yeah does it stress you out knowing that no matter how

00:13:50.180 like hard you work no matter how much effort hustle you put in to like new things that you'll

00:13:55.900 never have the number one podcast cast in the world like does that does that stress you out

00:14:00.280 a little like even a slightly way i have a podcast i'm doing with summer ray what's it called i know

00:14:05.820 that what's it called oh honey oh honey honey no that's dope and we wear pajamas oh i feel like

00:14:14.780 you got all the tricks there it's got to be crazy just like constantly aiming to be number two though

00:14:18.580 like honestly that's awesome though i'm going on it i've rescheduled twice sorry yeah yes yes and i

00:14:25.160 was talking about that earlier with your producer here um yeah no you're actually the only one that

00:14:31.420 rescheduled why why did you do that i just man things things i know things are just no i get it

00:14:38.220 though no no you have my brother on yeah yesterday yesterday how was he great yeah he really opened

00:14:44.540 up really what are you talking about love he did he talked about love what he's learned and all

00:14:50.800 that stuff i think i saw um one of your tweets uh today i think oh it was talking about like 0.96

00:14:57.400 how to rub the clitoris oh my gosh yes so because you you've never like uh ventured into like a 0.97

00:15:05.040 sexual sort of lane but the thing is it's not it's really just like it's your body like this 0.98

00:15:11.480 is things that we don't learn about like i was never taught this in sex ed and i'm on twitter

00:15:16.760 and I learned all these new things

00:15:18.200 and I'm like, what?

00:15:19.500 Like, I had no idea.

00:15:21.100 Yeah, porn's allowed on Twitter.

00:15:22.260 No. 0.70

00:15:22.620 No, I'll be scrolling, bro.

00:15:23.680 And Riley is.

00:15:24.220 But it wasn't porn, guys.

00:15:25.540 All right, let me explain. 0.67

00:15:26.740 No, it's just sex ed.

00:15:27.600 Sex ed in a cool, hip, new way. 0.70

00:15:29.600 We do the same stuff. 0.97

00:15:30.740 We talk about double-handed, gluck gluck.

00:15:32.080 We go the whole route. 1.00

00:15:33.180 Same shit. 1.00

00:15:34.180 Same shit. 1.00

00:15:34.980 A little. 1.00

00:15:35.780 So the head of the clitoris, right? 1.00

00:15:39.620 Yep. 1.00

00:15:40.660 That is your genitals. 1.00

00:15:42.700 And they say penetration of the genitals 1.00

00:15:45.060 and, like, that's sex. 0.90

00:15:46.760 so i i just learned this today so i'm reiterating what i learned this morning okay and if you're not

00:15:52.840 status or what's the word being pleasure yeah but that's not right satisfied seems like okay 0.84

00:15:59.980 rubbing the clitoris right or just like as one does yeah then you're not really having sex so 0.93

00:16:07.000 if like if you want an orgasm you don't get orgasms just by putting it in this is this is a 1.00

00:16:14.080 freshman year high school shit for most guys but there's a lot of guys out there who i've heard 1.00

00:16:19.020 can't find the clit right yeah but the g-spot is a part of it it's like that's on the inside and 1.00

00:16:24.460 the clitoris also lines like it looks like a horseshoe why don't you explain how to find the 0.99

00:16:29.560 g-spot while you're at it too wait this one's this one's good this one's good no let me guess 1.00

00:16:34.320 it's a small ridge all right go ahead yeah see well you 34 i live in the fucking world i live 0.96

00:16:40.260 It's so important to know your body and for, you know, even for young kids to know this too. 0.96

00:16:45.700 It's like, I think it's a great, great education and it puts a lot of awkward conversations away because it shouldn't be awkward because it is your body.

00:16:52.380 Yeah.

00:16:52.820 But, um, yeah.

00:16:54.440 So to find the G spot, you go in and then about one, one and a half, two inches, and then you angle it and then you just go up and that's how you find the G spot.

00:17:06.840 It's not always exactly the same spot, but you got to find it.

00:17:09.320 It's like it feels rigid a little.

00:17:12.060 I didn't take a note.

00:17:14.380 But it's like.

00:17:15.360 Could you say that just one more time?

00:17:17.960 I mean, it's not like, I don't think it's inappropriate, like something to talk about ever.

00:17:22.820 Yeah, I think it's fine.

00:17:23.920 Oh, my God.

00:17:25.880 Really?

00:17:26.500 I think it's great to talk about that.

00:17:28.380 Wait, we also do.

00:17:29.400 We do, too.

00:17:30.600 If I ever have kids, that's like one of the first things.

00:17:34.420 I'm like, hey, do you guys know what this is?

00:17:36.640 Do you know what this does?

00:17:37.720 Really?

00:17:38.240 Yeah. 1.00

00:17:38.560 Are you afraid they're going to be sluts? 1.00

00:17:40.820 Okay. 0.99

00:17:41.380 Not that there's anything wrong with that is what he's saying.

00:17:43.620 No, no.

00:17:43.880 Why are you like you're going to fight?

00:17:45.440 Because she went.

00:17:47.040 I did jump at him a little. 1.00

00:17:48.860 No, this is also like, so what is a slut? 1.00

00:17:51.980 I don't fucking know. 1.00

00:17:53.200 Flipping on him, Amanda. 1.00

00:17:54.020 When would you call a girl a slut? 0.98

00:17:56.440 Let me give you an answer because we've asked this question to our guests so many times in the show. 0.97

00:18:01.340 Coming back at you.

00:18:01.880 And I was afraid because I don't really know if I have an answer because it's so subjective in my opinion.

00:18:07.220 i would say clear definition in la i feel like we've been jaded you know what i'm saying like 0.97

00:18:15.140 okay a slut i would say a slut is a woman look out i gotta be careful that's a good one 1.00

00:18:24.300 you might have to play that again let's see a slut is is a female i'm just gonna keep it 1.00

00:18:30.980 look out a slut is a female who gets around quite often with many many men yeah is that yeah but 0.99

00:18:41.200 without any like emotions really she's just kind of like all right yeah anybody welcome yes yeah 1.00

00:18:46.820 yes that's a slut like if they especially they have like a sign have you ever seen a sign down 1.00

00:18:51.540 there when you take their pants off it's just like always like open open and it's a neon sign 0.96

00:18:56.200 I think it's something that's misused a lot, though.

00:18:59.820 Like, if a guy breaks up with a girlfriend, she finds the new guy, 0.99

00:19:03.760 and he's like, oh, she's a slut. 1.00

00:19:04.960 Oh, for sure. 1.00

00:19:05.560 Of course.

00:19:06.260 It's like, no, she just found somebody that she prefers over you. 1.00

00:19:10.860 But also, dudes can be sluts. 1.00

00:19:13.200 Like, that's why when I ask you that, I'm like, 1.00

00:19:16.000 again, I'm not, like, hinting towards anything right now.

00:19:19.000 If you teach your kids about sex while they're young,

00:19:23.200 Do you think they will be more open sexually and be more open to have more sexual partners because they're so free with it?

00:19:31.720 I don't think so.

00:19:32.540 I think the Internet just brings them to things that could not be true, could like misinformation.

00:19:38.800 Like porn?

00:19:39.960 Yeah, that too, of like how you should be in a bedroom.

00:19:43.280 Like some porn is like very manipulating to kids that come across it.

00:19:47.000 Like, oh, that's how it should be. 1.00

00:19:48.420 That's how the girl should act.

00:19:49.880 We found out recently that it's not all untrue. 0.99

00:19:52.600 Like some Uber drivers are actually getting blowjobs in L.A. right now, unsolicited.

00:19:57.200 Some Home Depot guys who go to fixed doors are getting.

00:19:59.900 I think the percentages are pretty low. 0.99

00:20:02.460 You say tomato, I say freaking porn star. 0.98

00:20:04.680 I don't know what you want me to say right now. 0.99

00:20:06.280 Is this your slogan?

00:20:07.020 It's becoming it. 0.98

00:20:08.340 Mike, you're hanging, you're literally, you're quite literally, you're hanging out with many porn stars. 0.54

00:20:13.440 No! 0.99

00:20:14.340 Okay, okay, okay.

00:20:15.720 I literally cannot.

00:20:16.660 At least one or two.

00:20:17.860 And that's not average, bro.

00:20:20.020 That's rare.

00:20:20.680 it's become average for me all right exactly question for you oh okay if maybe see i agree

00:20:28.400 with you so what if you teach your kids early about sex and then they just apply it to a

00:20:32.000 monogamous relationship and so they're able to better pleasure the one girl you know i mean

00:20:36.620 i don't think being that's what ages we're talking about too and like what did you lose

00:20:42.020 your virginity.

00:20:42.620 It was like 10 months.

00:20:43.080 Should I ask that?

00:20:43.660 What age?

00:20:45.060 15.

00:20:46.200 I was 16.

00:20:47.080 Yeah.

00:20:47.560 12?

00:20:48.140 14.

00:20:49.720 I think I was like 16.

00:20:52.360 Oh, okay.

00:20:52.760 I was like normal.

00:20:53.160 So we're all like pretty average,

00:20:54.160 I feel like.

00:20:54.560 What age were you able to wave at?

00:20:55.640 Jake was 13.

00:20:56.500 Jake, my brother, was 13.

00:20:57.460 I'm just going to say.

00:20:57.940 He was so honest.

00:20:58.760 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:20:59.620 Holy shit, dude. 1.00

00:21:01.100 What a scum bag. 1.00

00:21:01.520 He's like that middle, 1.00

00:21:02.300 he's that one middle school kid.

00:21:03.840 Oh, yeah.

00:21:04.140 That you're just like, 1.00

00:21:04.820 damn. 1.00

00:21:05.040 His grade was wild. 1.00

00:21:06.500 But anyways,

00:21:07.960 we're talking,

00:21:08.300 your question was.

00:21:08.820 I was just going to ask,

00:21:09.400 what as a baby what age were you able to start waving at because we met a really just absolute 1.00

00:21:13.820 moron of a baby oh i watched 10 months old unable to wave mom waved just fine complete and utter 0.99

00:21:20.240 disconnect kid just maybe he was uninterested maybe he's like maybe he just didn't maybe that's 0.99

00:21:26.620 what i said maybe the baby wasn't subscribed like she just hates me doing like during the club by

00:21:30.340 the way i should have tried it with jake see if she waved back at him maybe maybe listen we're

00:21:34.020 We're getting derailed.

00:21:35.840 We're railed.

00:21:36.440 Derailed, yeah.

00:21:37.000 We're derailed.

00:21:38.100 Do people get railed on your show a lot?

00:21:39.680 Railed?

00:21:41.220 No.

00:21:42.540 Look out!

00:21:44.960 What?

00:21:45.920 Do you and Summer have a clean show or do you guys get like dirty with it?

00:21:49.320 We, no, I mean, we don't filter our guests.

00:21:52.900 So, I mean, when you come on and.

00:21:55.200 Are you sure?

00:21:55.820 Yeah, you can say whatever you want. 0.99

00:21:57.100 I'm fucking tight. 0.99

00:21:57.940 And then we'll just bleep you out when we need to. 0.98

00:21:59.800 What are you cautious about?

00:22:00.920 Like, you say you like open a can.

00:22:03.900 you'll have logan come on because you only know that can will open so much because he's he's not 1.00

00:22:07.720 gonna like you would never fucking have me on i'll ruin your shit like we had slut whisper on we've 1.00

00:22:12.000 had porn stars on like are you gonna go that route like bring adult adult entertainers and shit i 1.00

00:22:16.920 don't know i mean it's i think it's always good to hear people's stories and their perspectives 0.97

00:22:21.460 like i i would probably ask the questions that i would want to know about and maybe you guys have

00:22:28.420 different interests talking to a porn star than i do um so what would you what would you ask if

00:22:34.640 you had a porn star on i would just be like how did you get into it yeah we we did we did we try

00:22:39.700 like it was all good yeah it was good i'm sure i'm sure you touched upon a lot it was a great 0.99

00:22:44.660 episode a lot of different things wait so so a girl a girl can have an orgasm without being 0.93

00:22:51.960 penetrated just like literally 1.00

00:22:53.780 backtracking five minutes

00:22:55.400 yeah

00:22:56.140 why are you making that noise

00:22:59.860 hell yeah because they're more likely to

00:23:01.340 I'm asking because like

00:23:03.340 you could be

00:23:06.060 a virgin and still be

00:23:07.160 healthily and happily 0.58

00:23:10.040 satisfied sexually correct

00:23:11.460 I don't know if it

00:23:13.140 depends what your definition of a

00:23:16.100 virgin is I guess

00:23:17.320 could you be saving sex for marriage 1.00

00:23:19.920 and still be having orgasms 0.99

00:23:21.940 via the clitoris i mean that depends on your religious beliefs right like i don't know i'm 0.99

00:23:28.280 just a lot of do we have any christians here mike i'm a i'm a christian girl not the best one but

00:23:32.440 i'm a christian and and i'll be honest like i don't have an answer for that question for like

00:23:36.380 hitting a home run to me it was always like losing your virginity girls would get 0.99

00:23:40.280 fuck i just hate using just the third base they'll get third base there we go guys would get third 0.99

00:23:45.640 because it's because cerny's here and she's like an angel you are you're so sorry i don't know i 0.99

00:23:49.960 just feel that way you're in your pajamas guys we get third based and then they would still be

00:23:53.480 virgin juice and my pajamas but until like that whole like bang orangutan session happened like

00:23:59.080 they would be virgins but that's what i would have yeah that's what i also would have guessed

00:24:03.220 i don't know it just i mean girls i feel like try to hold on to it as long as they can

00:24:08.880 and when you're in high school like i remember doing that i was like no doesn't count doesn't

00:24:14.300 count and then but i'm like but why did i do that like why it doesn't matter well you know about the

00:24:19.840 big catholic girl workaround right no i don't know if i don't know if this still exists in catholic

00:24:25.800 schools girls who were very serious about saving themselves from marriage yeah we're all about bjs 0.97

00:24:30.500 and anal because as long as they didn't it's like yeah yeah like yo like literally would say 1.00

00:24:35.440 yeah i can't fuck you you can fuck me in the ass i think that's so stupid i mean i mean which part 1.00

00:24:42.520 the the like okay you can have butt sex but like can't have normal sex because it's like are you 1.00

00:24:49.260 religious um she's spiritual is my guess yeah heroin vegan yoga i know you i mean classic la 0.99

00:24:56.680 type stuff yeah spiritual is all hell are you on a winning streak today answer the question

00:25:01.240 winning streak winning yeah did you wake up this morning winning oh uh i guess all right fair enough

00:25:07.300 i saw i met a puppy today that was super cute so that's a good day for winning streak

00:25:11.940 shout out charlie rocket

00:25:17.880 okay speechless look out nah hey this is great but uh okay what about like what about sexual

00:25:30.480 experimentation do you have do you have because i know like it's 2019 now yeah and a lot of kids

00:25:35.820 are growing up and not exactly sure who they are maybe haven't found themselves or what they're

00:25:40.000 into what's your take on that you're encouraging should it wait for a certain age should you just

00:25:46.800 follow what you're interested in yeah no i i would say yeah i think age is important like just if you

00:25:55.960 if you're feeling a certain way like i wouldn't say when you're like for instance and i'm so like

00:26:01.460 sometimes political with this stuff i'm like if you're eight years old you obviously shouldn't

00:26:05.260 be having yeah but like if you're at the age where you know let's say you're 16 17 18 whatever

00:26:12.560 and you want to like a be in your girl and you want to get with the girl like okay try it out

00:26:19.540 see if see if it's for you see if that's what you want then if that's something that you're

00:26:24.000 craving in your life then okay then maybe it you said if you were eight what do you think the low

00:26:29.620 cut off ages for like exploring sexuality i don't know it just people mature differently like at

00:26:36.600 different rates too but i would just always say the older you are the better just because you

00:26:41.380 know a lot more and you can be a lot safer um yeah so i i would say there's this is really hard

00:26:49.740 to put an age on it it's funny yeah good i'm just looking at what the youngest the youngest parents

00:26:54.500 were. The youngest mother in

00:26:56.060 history gave birth to

00:26:58.440 a baby boy at the age of five?

00:27:00.260 Don't believe that's possible. At the age of

00:27:02.420 five? Cite the source.

00:27:04.420 I don't believe this shit. That's great. 1.00

00:27:05.860 Motherhow.com. Who is the youngest

00:27:09.020 father in the world? The youngest dad

00:27:10.360 became a father at the age of 13.

00:27:13.780 You could

00:27:14.380 almost be my dad. I think

00:27:16.400 I am, to be honest with you.

00:27:18.080 I've been meaning to talk to you

00:27:20.040 about this. Makes sense.

00:27:22.140 oh oh my gosh congratulations guys by the way jake's adopted

00:27:31.100 oh i did this like i was gonna hear it

00:27:34.860 that's my microphone all right listen man you're doing a lot of stuff you're a great girl

00:27:42.140 you've been you've been modeling you've done acting stuff what are you well how would you

00:27:47.400 describe yourself uh i would say the reason why i started was for acting you know and that's still

00:27:55.000 my ultimate goal is to do big movies and remember we were uh we did um some self-tapes together

00:28:02.340 when i stayed at your house do you remember that yeah you read for me and i read for you

00:28:06.700 i remember i thought you were so good i was like wow i was like wow a real life actress

00:28:12.340 because i was in college it was just like the theater kids yeah i was like wow she actually

00:28:16.680 doing like little real things no it was good like that I mean we're so lucky because we were able to

00:28:24.680 have that group of friends that kind of grew together and could help each other out with

00:28:29.260 those sorts of things I mean we didn't I didn't have enough money to be hiring like videographers

00:28:34.280 editors and all that stuff so the fact that we had friends that were like-minded and able to do that

00:28:41.100 for us and kind of knowledgeable about that and willing to learn we're so lucky and you were in

00:28:45.700 the right circle too like before you met the vine crew and you were doing vine who were you hanging

00:28:50.880 out with because i thought you were with some like some big dogs in the industry yeah i mean i met a

00:28:56.020 lot of people in la like because i came out here originally because i well okay backtrack so when

00:29:04.480 i was at college i went to florida state and then i did my playmate centerfold oh my god i forgot

00:29:11.000 about that yeah i i remember going to the bathroom at your house and there was your centerfold there

00:29:16.760 and it was yeah it's in the guest bathroom what yep really and i was like i was like do i look

00:29:21.760 at this like a man is my friend just laid out there no it wasn't sprawled it wasn't open it

00:29:26.100 was open to that page like it was in a drawer in a box it's a weird super weird thing to do

00:29:32.040 there was a bottle of baby oil next to it roll of toilet paper you're like what the

00:29:38.360 Do you have a hidden camera set up?

00:29:42.460 This is like a scheme.

00:29:44.100 It's a test of friendship.

00:29:45.340 Logan.

00:29:47.700 Why would you do that?

00:29:49.760 You said you try to set me up.

00:29:51.460 No.

00:29:52.440 Oh, wait.

00:29:52.820 So you did test them.

00:29:54.100 You did.

00:29:54.720 You did your playmate center full.

00:29:56.100 How old were you when that happened?

00:29:57.760 I was 19.

00:30:00.960 Why did you decide to do that?

00:30:02.960 I was at college at Florida State and I had a friend that messaged me on Facebook and

00:30:08.060 was like hey you should do a playmate centerfold I'm like huh okay no I'm going to school for

00:30:14.100 business like this is what I want to do I want to be in the CIA and then um then I was bored at my

00:30:20.100 dorm room and then I was looking at playmates and centerfolds and Marilyn Monroe and I was like oh

00:30:24.620 that's really cool and so I just sent bikini photos I had to the email address on the website

00:30:30.100 I was like yeah whatever like I've always been like really spontaneous yeah and um so the next

00:30:35.760 say when i went to school i got an email back and they were like uh we would like to fly you out for

00:30:40.120 a test shoot i'm like okay like i guess i'm going to la for free so i was like i was actually really

00:30:48.860 excited because it was a free trip to los angeles too yeah and um they're like we'll fly to fly you

00:30:54.780 to los angeles you get to stay at the mansion and then um meet half and then do your test shoot and

00:31:02.260 then go to the halloween party at the mansion and then we'll fly you back to college so this was

00:31:06.360 like you were just exposed to this world that you didn't even know existed yeah well i mean you had

00:31:11.580 some it's it's playboy right so it's the most prestigious but still right but coming to la

00:31:17.420 and experiencing that the first place you stayed when you came to la was the playboy mansion 0.72

00:31:21.860 that's insane it's a good way to start it's a good way to fucking start but i like i didn't have 0.63

00:31:27.320 like many clothes so i like would go to like some of my girlfriends i'd be like hey i'm going to 0.95

00:31:31.980 LA and I need a Halloween costume. So I would just like take random items from friends. And then

00:31:36.480 I remember like flying there on the plane and like, I couldn't even order like food on the

00:31:40.560 plane because I didn't want to have to spend money. So I'm just like waiting. And then when

00:31:44.900 I got there, um, they had a limo pick me up and I just remember just taking out like my camera and

00:31:50.640 taking so many pictures of like the limo driver. Cause like, Whoa. Wow. And then they drove me to

00:31:56.620 the mansion and they spoke to the rock and i was like you know because not the rock but the grotto

00:32:02.300 the actual rock oh okay no yeah there's a rock right outside the gate that you would speak to

00:32:07.660 and oh yes yeah they let you in or not it's funny because for for something like that it seems so

00:32:13.160 like easy to understand that it's playboy they're reaching out to you like coming to hang out at 0.99

00:32:17.580 the mansion meet half all that shit you're like a college girl you're like holy shit like this is 0.99

00:32:20.900 crazy now they're like hey this is uh jimmy from boutine la like we will fly you out you're gonna 0.98

00:32:28.220 stay in a one-star airbnb and we're gonna do it like things have changed i mean yeah they're just

00:32:33.280 plucking girls out of college them and ignite as well now ignite ignites like the new playboy

00:32:38.340 yeah you got but what i loved about playboy too was like all the messaging behind it and everything

00:32:45.020 hef has done like it's just incredible for gay rights for you know so it has a lot more for me

00:32:52.600 it had a lot of history so going there and and plus i was young and honestly just wanted to go

00:32:58.640 to la check it off the bucket list something really cool to do and be like a moment in history

00:33:03.520 and be like oh like i work out at the gym two times a day what was it like pulling up into

00:33:07.680 the mansion walking into the house like do you remember that experience yeah i remember i was

00:33:13.440 wearing like, um, basically like a pajama dress. Yeah. And then when I got there, I went to put

00:33:24.020 my bags in the room and I didn't think I was going to meet anybody right away. And they're

00:33:27.580 like, Oh, you have to go to the dining room and meet half. And then so he can welcome you to the

00:33:32.360 grounds. I was like, Oh, okay. Like no makeup on. So had you seen the peacocks or the monkeys

00:33:38.120 running around? No, I just literally put my bags down and then had to go to the dining room.

00:33:43.920 And when I got in there, he was dating like this.

00:33:46.820 So this was 2010 when I went there.

00:33:49.060 And he was dating like three different girls, five different girls.

00:33:54.520 Was it Holly and those guys at the time?

00:33:56.680 It was like right after Holly.

00:33:58.580 Okay.

00:33:59.120 So and then when I got there, all of them were in the dining room.

00:34:02.220 And they were all super sweet. 0.51

00:34:03.880 I was so intimidated walking into a room of girls.

00:34:06.680 I'm like, oh, my gosh. 1.00

00:34:08.360 And they're going to be so cowdy.

00:34:09.520 But everybody was so nice.

00:34:10.820 And then I sat down in a chair and I sat down in Hef's chair,

00:34:14.320 but I didn't know it was Hef's chair at like the head of the table.

00:34:17.260 Yeah.

00:34:17.400 But then he comes down and he was such a gentleman.

00:34:20.180 He was like, oh, that's my seat.

00:34:22.200 And I'm like, I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry.

00:34:24.380 And then he's like, oh no, it's fine.

00:34:26.540 Sit, sit, sit.

00:34:27.180 He's like, what do you want to eat?

00:34:28.380 I'm Hugh Hefner.

00:34:29.260 So nice to meet you.

00:34:30.640 He goes, welcome.

00:34:31.360 Good luck at your test shoot.

00:34:32.680 I'm sure it's going to be great.

00:34:34.480 And yeah, just have fun.

00:34:35.840 This is your home.

00:34:36.820 And I'm like, awesome.

00:34:38.200 What was the test shoot?

00:34:39.980 So, yeah, that like I've never posed nude before in my entire life.

00:34:44.280 So I was like.

00:34:45.520 Ever?

00:34:46.400 You had never done it?

00:34:47.320 I mean, you never take nudes before you did this?

00:34:49.660 No.

00:34:50.020 No way.

00:34:50.720 Yeah.

00:34:51.040 No.

00:34:51.420 So it's like, all right, like with photographers, with lighting and all that stuff.

00:34:55.860 So I go on set and everything's lit up, professional.

00:34:59.420 Like they had the same photographers, Steve Weta, that they've had since like when they first started Playboy.

00:35:06.040 So I get on set.

00:35:08.040 everybody's so professional and then um you know take off the rope and then so when I did I look

00:35:14.700 like a deer in headlights I was so nervous and I was who wouldn't be yeah so I was like terrified

00:35:20.160 but then the makeup artist uh Sarah Cranum came came came up to me and she was like I can tell

00:35:25.540 you're terrified right now um just relax like the lighting is focusing on lighting like just be

00:35:32.060 confident be sexy how many people were watching you run around naked um the thing is I wasn't

00:35:37.640 really like running around like for my test sheet i was just like it was just i think the set was

00:35:42.640 just like a bedroom set okay okay yeah so i was just like just posing for a camera and then just

00:35:48.400 one no i mean there's probably what like five to ten people there uh yeah but there's one photographer

00:35:52.920 okay okay gotcha yeah and then that's the photographer that does all the center folds

00:35:56.400 and they're all so like precise with the center folds so that's not like they're snapping away

00:36:00.820 it's like they're perfecting because they don't do photoshop like back then like after a certain

00:36:06.860 point they got new photographers and all that changed but they would do very minimal photoshop

00:36:11.460 if any because they want it to be natural and they would just mainly focus on the lighting of

00:36:16.240 the set so you would stand in a pose for like forever just waiting for the lighting to be

00:36:21.180 placed and then they would take the photo and then that'd be it that's incredible i didn't i

00:36:26.000 didn't know any of this you didn't know that no yeah no i mean but i but she strikes me as someone

00:36:30.920 now looking at her that could do that i mean you have the right look for it you know like you just

00:36:36.520 realizing now that yeah it could be well no but i mean they have a very specific they have a very

00:36:41.820 specific look right like they look for very natural beauty and playboy's always been fantastic

00:36:46.780 about their their selections well thanks but so you got accepted though the test you went well

00:36:51.940 well i didn't know i like you don't know anything like the photographers are always like just oh

00:36:57.140 great job you did great um we'll send these like in the same day they send them directly to hef

00:37:01.440 and then i just stayed at the mansion for a couple days went to the halloween party

00:37:06.120 Went to Paris Hilton's birthday party.

00:37:08.020 Wow.

00:37:08.320 It was like my first like party in LA.

00:37:10.540 That's got to be an interesting job as Hugh Hefner. 1.00

00:37:13.100 Just like you look at naked women all day. 0.97

00:37:16.300 Yeah. 1.00

00:37:16.640 And you're just like.

00:37:17.340 It's like an art.

00:37:18.040 It was like an art form for him.

00:37:19.100 It's just swiping right.

00:37:20.120 It's like Tinder.

00:37:20.500 Is that how Tinder started?

00:37:22.180 Hugh Hefner started Tinder.

00:37:23.920 Maybe.

00:37:25.020 But so after that, like he has you like fill out like this kind of like questionnaire to see like what your personality is.

00:37:33.720 And the reason why he wants to meet you was because he said he didn't want any, like, catty girls or any just kind people to be a part of, like, you know, Playboy.

00:37:45.360 Yeah.

00:37:45.760 So every—that's probably why every girl there was just so kind and welcoming.

00:37:50.680 Like, but they didn't know that before they got accepted.

00:37:53.600 He just accepted them.

00:37:54.660 You find that out afterwards.

00:37:56.360 You're like, oh, that's why he wants to meet you.

00:37:58.760 Did you ever end up living in the mansion when you came to L.A. or did they put you up somewhere?

00:38:03.540 No.

00:38:04.540 So I moved down to Miami afterwards

00:38:06.540 because I was like,

00:38:07.140 I'm not going to be in the CIA anymore.

00:38:09.060 I'm like, that's done.

00:38:10.700 So I had like-

00:38:11.560 Is that like the kill shot for the CIA career?

00:38:13.720 Like you posed and played once.

00:38:14.320 Yeah, I think that kind of ruined it for me.

00:38:15.540 It's funny because when you said CIA,

00:38:17.360 I imagine like if she put her hair in a ponytail

00:38:19.820 and wore like a suit, 0.98

00:38:21.640 like you can imagine her coming after you 0.99

00:38:23.460 with like a nine millimeter, bro.

00:38:24.840 Yeah.

00:38:25.080 You know what I'm saying?

00:38:25.960 100%.

00:38:26.280 Oh yeah? 0.51

00:38:27.080 She's got that look, bro.

00:38:28.240 Oh, cool. 0.94

00:38:28.720 Like the Tomb Raider?

00:38:29.820 Yeah, do you think you could do it now?

00:38:31.100 Like go back in and-

00:38:32.380 Maybe if we don't talk about it.

00:38:34.420 Are you in the CIA right now? 1.00

00:38:35.800 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:38:36.940 No. 1.00

00:38:38.060 I don't believe you.

00:38:38.820 I'm not sure.

00:38:39.380 That's a lie.

00:38:40.420 No, not a lie.

00:38:41.120 I literally cannot.

00:38:43.320 But when I moved on to Miami, you make $25,000 from your centerfold.

00:38:49.760 And for me, I was like, okay. 0.99

00:38:50.760 Damn, you were balling. 0.99

00:38:51.640 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:38:52.420 It was a lot of money.

00:38:53.720 And then I was like, okay, pay off some of those student debts.

00:38:57.380 Student debt, yeah.

00:38:57.780 and then pay for a place in miami and then come out to la because i wanted to do acting i was like

00:39:04.020 i'm not a model like when i look at myself i'm like i'm not a model i'm me did you drop out when

00:39:09.900 you went back to school or did you finish uh i finished that year and then um they called me

00:39:15.260 back like three months later after i went back to college and they're like oh congratulations

00:39:19.420 have approved your centerfold and you're going to be a playmate for october 2011 i was like oh

00:39:26.160 cool all right well that changed my life so i had time to start buying snacks on flights yeah

00:39:31.400 peanuts not just peanuts anymore and then i moved down to miami and then i started studying acting

00:39:39.280 so it was like putting that money towards like acting classes and improv classes and then in

00:39:43.860 miami at the time there was only really like music like edm music was really like blowing up at the

00:39:49.340 time then so i started doing live edm event hosting in miami and then also in like amsterdam

00:39:54.980 sometimes and just but that for me like only allowed me to be so creative and I still wanted

00:40:00.540 to do acting so I wanted to come out to Los Angeles and really just like you know build those

00:40:05.380 connections and stuff out there and feel it out and I just emailed the assistant at the mansion

00:40:11.300 and was like hey can I stay at the guest house again because I want to come out to LA and they

00:40:15.160 let me stay there for a few weeks just coming out to LA and I like had a 24-hour chef like all that

00:40:22.260 stuff and it was just so nice yeah i was able to come out there you say you're not a model but

00:40:27.700 surely surely when you were posing nude there was like a like you knew you looked good i was

00:40:35.360 confident well enough to enough to i mean you say you want to be in the cia but you knew that like

00:40:41.220 that was done like a lot a lot of jobs probably were yeah and you knew that going in so did you

00:40:48.800 believe in yourself enough like i think i could go down this route fully yeah and when i say i'm

00:40:54.260 like not a model i would just like especially at that time social media wasn't a thing yeah yeah

00:40:59.360 so it's like all right i'm not like a runway model i'm not like i'm five foot seven okay i'm not gonna

00:41:06.980 like that's not me um and so i i just and i wasn't super ever super passionate about modeling it's not

00:41:15.260 like I wanted to just you know do more and some people that's their whole world but for me I'm

00:41:19.420 like I want to do so much and when I came out to LA and was able to stay at the mansion I would go

00:41:25.980 out to meetings with like agencies agents and managers and a lot of them like told me the same

00:41:31.240 thing that oh you're a playmate so that's your stereotype and those are the rules that you have

00:41:35.220 to go for and that was just the most annoying thing to me because I'm like it's like something

00:41:39.840 that I did and I'm working so hard to do more than that but you guys are just leaving me in this box

00:41:44.900 and not allowing me to.

00:41:46.560 And so it was just super frustrating for me.

00:41:48.660 So I was like, you know what?

00:41:49.400 I'm just going to build my own reel

00:41:50.700 and show you guys what I can do.

00:41:52.180 So I already knew Jimmy Tatro.

00:41:55.160 So he was the YouTuber.

00:41:56.960 Yep.

00:41:57.580 And so my nose is running.

00:41:59.340 No, that's all right.

00:42:00.340 Allergies.

00:42:00.680 I'm not going to lie. 0.96

00:42:01.160 I did notice.

00:42:02.080 Did you?

00:42:02.660 Yeah.

00:42:02.860 But I also noticed a fly kept landing on your head.

00:42:05.700 Really?

00:42:06.280 Yeah, it's just a lot of things we...

00:42:07.320 Falling apart.

00:42:07.540 It's my green juice.

00:42:09.440 It's okay.

00:42:09.980 I see you're using a...

00:42:11.000 Oh, toilet paper roll.

00:42:12.320 Oh, Dylan.

00:42:13.260 Thank you. 1.00

00:42:14.000 Shut up, Dylan. 0.99

00:42:14.600 I see you're using a reusable straw. 1.00

00:42:17.520 I am. 0.98

00:42:17.980 It's very fucking responsible. 0.69

00:42:19.500 Thank you. 0.92

00:42:20.400 All right, break.

00:42:21.500 No, can you zoom in?

00:42:22.220 Zoom in?

00:42:22.540 Zoom in?

00:42:22.760 Zoom in?

00:42:23.060 Zoom in?

00:42:23.340 Zoom in?

00:42:23.800 Andre, what are you doing?

00:42:25.800 Yeah, zoom in. 0.70

00:42:26.700 Amanda Cerny blows her nose. 1.00

00:42:28.240 Wow. 1.00

00:42:29.440 Amanda Cerny blows her nose. 1.00

00:42:30.880 Look out! 0.98

00:42:31.900 Impactful.

00:42:33.040 Yes!

00:42:34.520 Oh, my God.

00:42:35.460 Sorry, I was on your floor.

00:42:36.320 That's the outfit.

00:42:37.400 Did your parents, or like, did your family, were they freaking out about this route that

00:42:41.620 you were going?

00:42:42.340 My mom was super, my parents are divorced.

00:42:44.320 so my mom was super excited she's like congratulations you get to meet you haven't

00:42:49.360 so awesome and always super supportive my dad was came from like you know traditional yeah and he's

00:42:56.720 like all right well if you want to go into business and you want to work for the government

00:43:01.520 you're not going to be able to and you really got to think deep along and but he wasn't like

00:43:05.600 putting me down about it he was just giving me the real life facts about it and i was like all

00:43:10.280 right cool I'm gonna do it is there a stigma though that comes with being a playmate because

00:43:15.600 like even like even when I moved out to or came out to LA to visit you I was terrified like I

00:43:21.740 didn't know what you were like at all like you seemed like a sweetheart but I think there's a

00:43:27.200 there's a there's definitely a stigma yeah well that's what I was fighting even with like the

00:43:32.980 managers and agencies like I was like I'm not that doesn't define me that's something that I did

00:43:39.740 And, you know, I'm not, I don't regret it, but I don't think it should limit me.

00:43:45.420 And it had, and in my mind, I was like, all right, like other people have done, like been

00:43:50.580 able to do other things with their careers just from becoming a playmate and using it

00:43:54.640 as kind of a platform to work off of.

00:43:56.780 But for me, it had the opposite effect.

00:43:58.900 So it's like, I wasn't able to do the things that I wanted to do because I did that.

00:44:02.800 And it was just me starting.

00:44:03.940 so with Jimmy when I met him I was already out in LA um shooting my centerfold and that's when I

00:44:11.180 met Jimmy through another playmate that he was friends with I was like hey uh you do the YouTube

00:44:15.800 videos are really funny I was like if you ever need an actress let me know because I'm studying

00:44:19.440 acting and I'm pretty good and then just I want to build a reel for myself so any roles and stuff

00:44:25.020 let me know he's like definitely yeah I'll help you out with that anytime and then he had some

00:44:29.880 YouTube videos he was shooting and I started doing some but then he had to leave town to go film

00:44:34.640 22 Jump Street oh yeah yeah so and then when he went to go do that I was like okay what am I

00:44:43.160 supposed to do I can't build my reel like I want to work and I get anxious when I'm not working

00:44:47.060 I'm like I want to be productive and I found out Vine was like this new app super like quick six

00:44:54.600 second videos was like a great way for me to make content content on because I have no idea how to

00:44:59.780 edit I have no idea how to like write comedy so it was a great like experimental platform for me

00:45:05.160 and when I started doing it I was like oh this is like cool like I'm getting some views on it

00:45:10.880 and then I started focusing more on comedy because I really wanted to use it to rebrand myself

00:45:16.480 so vine became a thing where people would look at me and be like oh she's a viner and then google

00:45:23.740 me later and be like oh my god 1.00

00:45:25.660 Amanda's naked

00:45:26.300 I think that's what happened to me I'm not 0.98

00:45:29.800 gonna lie yeah I was like this girl's

00:45:31.620 really pretty and she's really funny

00:45:33.280 and then yeah I think I saw

00:45:35.920 something on lines

00:45:37.640 that you saw the centerfold alright 1.00

00:45:39.660 because she fucking put it in her 0.99

00:45:41.800 guest bathroom yes you did 1.00

00:45:43.700 why would I put it in the bathroom

00:45:45.060 so let me get this straight you're telling me

00:45:47.360 I brought it and put it in your

00:45:49.760 guest bathroom 1.00

00:45:50.980 Get the fuck out of here, bro. 1.00

00:45:53.180 It's like a mousetrap for thirsty dudes. 1.00

00:45:55.280 Instead of cheese, she uses the centerfold.

00:45:57.760 She probably knows exactly how it's made out.

00:46:01.000 There was like a little crease on the page.

00:46:02.300 Something did not seem right.

00:46:03.400 You know how Logan forgot he didn't clean my house already?

00:46:07.820 So it's like your memory is fading, my friend.

00:46:10.960 You showed me dates.

00:46:13.040 You showed me date coconut sprinkle-covered dates.

00:46:16.480 Oh, yes.

00:46:17.100 You took me to air one.

00:46:18.560 You're like, I go here every day.

00:46:19.600 Yes.

00:46:20.580 Yeah, look, yeah, you're still going.

00:46:22.620 Yeah, because we lived right above it.

00:46:24.020 It was great.

00:46:25.400 And then from doing the Vine videos,

00:46:27.340 I was able to do longer stuff on other platforms,

00:46:30.260 learn how to write, learn how to edit better, a lot better.

00:46:33.280 I look at my old Vines now.

00:46:34.460 I'm sure you do too.

00:46:35.600 And you're like, oh, my God.

00:46:37.460 Nah, man, I was hoping you would agree with me.

00:46:40.700 No, you're right.

00:46:41.420 They're cringes.

00:46:42.500 Even if I watch the vlogs from like a year and a half ago,

00:46:46.000 I'm like, oh.

00:46:48.500 But that's what life is about, though.

00:46:50.280 life is about progressing and bettering true because if you're not doing that then you're

00:46:55.260 never going to be satisfied and you're going to be just stuck in the same spot and it's hard to

00:46:59.840 like achieve happiness when you're not like progressing but there's some people that are

00:47:03.440 brilliant like right off the rip like yeah like there are some like teenagers who are just so

00:47:08.400 good they're so funny they're so witty yeah and and me i like i feel like i've had i've my whole

00:47:14.320 life in everything i've ever done has been a gradual gradual uh gradual gradual ramp you're

00:47:21.380 looking for trajectory incline whatever you're looking for i'm just trying to say gradual the

00:47:25.580 right way and i feel self-conscious now hard word hard word the point is it took me a nice little

00:47:31.080 ramp up to get there there we go yeah it's hard to speak today it's very difficult i'm just hot

00:47:37.340 dude yeah no for me too wait what all right so you you've done a lot of internet stuff but that's 0.78

00:47:42.740 that's just shit people know they've all seen you online some stuff people might not know 0.99

00:47:47.720 were you like the queen of turkey for a second what happened there i'm the yang gay the the what 1.00

00:47:54.000 what was that yang gay hey do you know this no i'm not turkey yo amanda amanda ran turkey for a 0.92

00:47:59.660 second i didn't run you like went viral they're my people i um i'm the aunt of turkey the aunt 0.91

00:48:06.460 yeah so i'm their aunt didn't you hold up a turkish flag in a photo yeah and then it was

00:48:10.900 shared in turkey they're like oh my god who is this god sent angel and there was like millions

00:48:16.560 of turkish dudes that was like yes but no that's not how it started okay it started because there

00:48:22.920 was a tweet to me from this turkish man like a traditional looking turkish man and um like such

00:48:29.900 a stereotype and then from the middle of nowhere called yo scott and then he proposed to me or he

00:48:37.760 was trying to get me to date him on Twitter and I thought it was funny like how he was going about

00:48:43.060 it and it was me translating Turkish which is so hard to do by the way really like yeah Google

00:48:48.260 translation for Turkish is so wrong yeah and so that's what makes it even funnier because I'm

00:48:54.520 butchering these things and then I'm replying and being like oh like I'm super interested wow

00:49:00.040 you were sexting on Twitter yeah but it's like I ended up proposing to him on Twitter so I guess

00:49:06.160 I am engaged, but to a fake account, uh, from Yozcat. And then it was a real man. No, it was

00:49:14.540 like a fake, all fake. What do you mean? It was staged? Well, no, I'm not on me. Uh, the account

00:49:20.880 was fake. Okay. Okay. So it was like, but you could tell everything that they built wasn't like

00:49:25.480 a real thing. That's why I was having fun with it. Cause I just saw it and it like got some likes

00:49:30.180 on his posts and it made it stand out. Didn't you gain like 700,000 Instagram followers in like a

00:49:34.400 day yeah from that in one day and they're all turkish yeah because they they thought it was 0.55

00:49:39.080 the most hilarious thing like it ended up that situation that happened like that back and forth

00:49:44.200 between me and um kafer kafer yeah um that ended up going in all like the news outlets the

00:49:53.300 magazines like it was on news channels they were talking my picture was like on the screen so it

00:49:59.440 like i was in households about this whole thing and you made merch and you sold it oh i made some

00:50:05.120 but sell well or no not really because it's like the merch was me it was just so random like it

00:50:12.380 was well put together like a turkey it was the picture with you and the turkish flag yeah so

00:50:17.500 it was like that was something that we did for just like two days because people wanted it but

00:50:21.780 then after that it's like okay i want to do something legitimate over in turkey so i ended

00:50:26.880 up because so backtrack a little i started working with guests and i started modeling with guests

00:50:32.620 and um from that i was like all right some of my largest markets are uh like for my audience are

00:50:40.920 turkey are the uk mexico india um the u.s and then they were like oh like turkey would be awesome

00:50:50.340 for you to do like stuff in because i kept like pushing turkey on them i'm like i feel like it'd

00:50:55.620 be really cool because like this thing just happened in turkey and we had my uh global

00:51:00.120 campaign that they wanted to launch and did they do it there oh yeah so okay we went to turkey oh

00:51:06.820 the meetup yeah you filled the streets yeah that was awesome yeah but from that i was like if i'm

00:51:12.520 going to this country that has been like supporting me so much i want to make sure that i'm doing

00:51:18.140 something good when i go there too and that's my whole thing like when i travel i just want to make

00:51:23.380 sure that I'm like giving back in a certain way or helping in, in whatever way it is to that

00:51:30.320 country. So what we did there was, um, we renovated a school in a small town and then, uh, we just

00:51:39.000 worked with the kids and like, we're all painting it and raise money through the guest campaign

00:51:42.560 to put towards renovating the entire school that like uplifted an entire community. Like it's

00:51:47.940 crazy like those tiny things like for us to do or just add on into our lives can like benefit so

00:51:55.380 many people so like that was one thing i did over there and then like recently did stuff in india

00:52:00.660 sweet amanda no i agree you're so sweet no i think that's why that fly keeps landing i just

00:52:07.200 say no no i'm not no you are i i don't like the thing it's good to talk about it because it

00:52:13.280 inspires other people to do it but i hate i don't like getting the praise for it because it feels

00:52:19.580 good to do it you know you gotta fly it's why does it know if it because you're a sweetheart

00:52:25.920 i'm gonna test your sweetheartness right now if it lands next i'm gonna say fly and don't move 0.95

00:52:30.420 i'm gonna go for it all right just hit her in the head you know i get knocked out you know they said 0.98

00:52:34.180 there's a saying you can catch more flies with honey than you can with salt so it's pretty 0.98

00:52:38.800 Obviously, Amanda's sweet.

00:52:40.660 Let's put it to the test right now.

00:52:42.540 Oh, no.

00:52:44.060 What?

00:52:44.540 We were living in 1600 Vine.

00:52:46.460 Oh, God.

00:52:46.860 Let me flashback.

00:52:48.280 We were living in 1600 Vine. 0.99

00:52:49.860 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:52:51.040 There it is. 1.00

00:52:51.460 You see?

00:52:51.840 Yeah.

00:52:52.900 It was bold.

00:52:54.320 Anyone have chopsticks?

00:52:56.780 Scissors?

00:52:57.220 I could catch it.

00:52:59.120 Anyways, we were living in 1600 Vine.

00:53:02.580 And times were happy.

00:53:04.820 Times were real good.

00:53:05.520 Everyone was friends.

00:53:07.140 But then something happened.

00:53:08.120 uh oh

00:53:09.120 I'm not gonna

00:53:10.700 I don't

00:53:11.000 I'm not gonna say anything

00:53:11.860 but does that

00:53:13.020 I mean 1.00

00:53:13.500 she's got a little smirk 0.99

00:53:14.500 going on 1.00

00:53:14.980 you know what I'm talking about

00:53:15.880 yeah

00:53:16.180 do you still address that

00:53:17.680 have you ever talked about it

00:53:18.620 I did once

00:53:19.920 and I felt like

00:53:20.860 that was enough

00:53:21.560 um

00:53:22.180 just because

00:53:23.160 it was something

00:53:24.660 I needed to do

00:53:25.620 so

00:53:26.940 I could clear

00:53:28.180 my name

00:53:29.080 and just be like

00:53:30.620 yeah

00:53:31.240 this is what happened

00:53:32.520 that's the situation

00:53:34.340 and we're done here

00:53:35.420 yeah

00:53:35.780 um 0.84

00:53:36.640 but i forgave it like also so seems like some pretty cryptic shit you guys are talking about

00:53:43.180 hey spencer remember that one time that thing at the building happened and we had to clear the air

00:53:47.760 but i feel like i did pretty good by telling the person involved i'm not gonna bring it up either

00:53:52.420 i don't even i don't even want you to bring it up that's what i'm saying it's a sweetheart test

00:53:55.600 like in my humble opinion if you were really a sweetheart which you are and you passed the test

00:54:00.900 it's like okay it happened let's move on and focus on how i can live my best life facts

00:54:06.760 Oh, nice.

00:54:08.120 Maybe Mike should run the soundboard.

00:54:09.760 He's doing a good job over there.

00:54:11.460 Hey, let's do a segment. 0.61

00:54:12.820 Woo! 0.66

00:54:14.220 We have a sound for this. 0.99

00:54:16.440 What are you fucking talking about? 1.00

00:54:17.640 I have it, dummy. 1.00

00:54:18.940 Fuck you, bro. 1.00

00:54:19.840 Let me do it. 1.00

00:54:20.460 You're banned. 0.76

00:54:22.020 Let's do a segment. 0.98

00:54:23.400 Oh, down.

00:54:25.640 Did you add that on?

00:54:26.920 Oh, it's so good.

00:54:27.760 That's our producer.

00:54:28.620 That was Dylan.

00:54:29.260 Yeah, Dylan's really doing it up.

00:54:30.800 All right, this is our segment.

00:54:32.380 It's the impulsive influencer draft.

00:54:34.800 What?

00:54:34.980 The NFL draft is today.

00:54:36.860 And we're going to do our own impulsive influencer draft.

00:54:40.640 Wow.

00:54:41.160 This is amazing.

00:54:42.040 We've made a draft board.

00:54:43.480 Oh, yeah.

00:54:45.540 I love the image in the upper wall.

00:54:47.460 Shout out Andre.

00:54:48.860 So here's how this is going to work.

00:54:50.420 In honor of the NFL draft happening today,

00:54:51.820 we thought we'd have our own draft, impulsive style.

00:54:54.700 We'll go around the room and draft our ultimate fantasy of influencers.

00:54:58.320 Well, I didn't make this list.

00:54:59.260 I didn't either.

00:55:00.460 Go ahead.

00:55:01.120 Dylan did.

00:55:01.920 Dylan knows everything.

00:55:02.820 Here are the rules.

00:55:03.840 We're just going to get three picks.

00:55:04.980 And it's going to be a snake draft.

00:55:06.880 So we'll go around the room like this.

00:55:08.500 Whoever picks last picks first on the next round.

00:55:11.120 And obviously, this isn't football, right?

00:55:13.760 We're not playing football.

00:55:15.040 But the influencers and the final teams are going to be judged on A,

00:55:19.420 current following, B, career potential, C, earning power,

00:55:24.560 and D, overall entertainment value.

00:55:27.160 So at the end, who's got the team of best influencers?

00:55:29.900 And hopefully, it'll be pretty unanimous and we can decide.

00:55:33.080 and by the way

00:55:35.080 they've all agreed

00:55:35.700 to fight to the death

00:55:36.660 once it's been chosen

00:55:38.180 so that should be cool

00:55:39.500 who's collecting

00:55:40.940 the KPIs for this one

00:55:42.120 and actually doing

00:55:42.800 the metrics

00:55:43.280 and mathematics

00:55:44.200 nah it's not

00:55:44.820 it'll be obvious

00:55:45.720 I feel like

00:55:46.280 and a positive audience

00:55:47.340 we also want to know

00:55:48.120 what you guys think

00:55:49.080 who had the best team

00:55:49.780 who has the best team

00:55:50.500 so comment below

00:55:51.140 the winner obviously

00:55:52.160 gets all the glory

00:55:53.060 and surprise

00:55:54.300 half a million dollars

00:55:55.760 half a million dollars

00:55:57.220 to the winner

00:55:57.680 is that true

00:55:58.140 oh fun

00:55:59.540 you're our guest

00:56:01.160 I want you to choose first

00:56:03.280 and also

00:56:04.020 who do we got?

00:56:04.980 guys

00:56:05.200 that's a great question

00:56:07.020 who do we got?

00:56:07.820 also I'm

00:56:08.200 I'm gonna be typing it in

00:56:09.860 next time ideally

00:56:10.720 we have someone

00:56:11.420 type type for me

00:56:12.700 but here's who we got

00:56:13.440 we got Jay Paul

00:56:14.200 Summer Ray

00:56:14.820 Ricegum

00:56:15.420 Wampa Zarita

00:56:16.100 hey Big Mike

00:56:17.240 Michael Influencer

00:56:18.600 but he's in the big leagues now

00:56:19.820 Logan Paul

00:56:20.700 why do you say that?

00:56:21.540 I don't know why I say what

00:56:22.080 Logan Paul

00:56:22.440 David Dobrik

00:56:23.140 Amanda Cerny

00:56:23.920 you're in it

00:56:24.280 you can't pick yourself

00:56:25.140 Mr. Beast

00:56:26.060 Liza Koshy 0.82

00:56:26.800 Supreme Patty

00:56:27.440 Tana Marema

00:56:28.160 Austin McBroom

00:56:29.220 Lele Pons

00:56:30.040 and King 0.99

00:56:30.520 bitch all right so i go first yeah and again you can't you can't pick yourself but oh this is where 0.94

00:56:38.900 i'm confused though because it's me picking my team right but if i end up on another team 0.98

00:56:43.220 yeah you're gonna lose because of current follow listen the metrics don't matter i want to pick

00:56:47.300 the worst team no wait sorry what no what kind of nfl drafts are you doing because if i can't pick

00:56:52.780 myself then your draft person is a fake person no not but she's a fake person if she loses in

00:57:00.040 draft world that who cares okay like i want myself to win in real life all right um

00:57:07.960 king batch oh good pick i don't know i don't know what i would have gone a different direction

00:57:17.980 would you have done you're about to find out why don't you go why don't you go why don't you go

00:57:23.680 Mike I'll be honest dude just based on on current like levels and and just current hotness I'm

00:57:30.580 I'm going with Dobrik I'm sorry bro I wanted Dobrik he's been number one on my list for a long time

00:57:36.040 sorry and by the way how does putting it next to the two denote that it's me yeah I'm sorry

00:57:43.000 it's our first time all right I've never done this podcast before like and subscribe

00:57:54.500 It's a great game.

00:57:55.740 Okay, so I have number two.

00:57:59.200 All right.

00:58:00.760 I'm going to be honest.

00:58:03.060 I got to go with my boy Wampa Zarita.

00:58:05.620 I got to go with Wampa.

00:58:07.680 That's me hermano right there.

00:58:09.140 Any reason?

00:58:10.520 I just said, yeah, I'll say it again, sure.

00:58:12.800 That's me hermano right there.

00:58:14.180 All right, fair.

00:58:14.980 That's not one of the key metrics, though, for success.

00:58:17.280 Being your brother.

00:58:18.680 Actually, I think being your brother actually lowers their value.

00:58:21.940 That's why Jake's been having so much trouble.

00:58:24.560 That's actually true. 1.00

00:58:25.840 I would have gone with the same pick if I was stupid. 0.99

00:58:28.600 I'm going to go with Amanda Cerny. 1.00

00:58:30.580 Wow. 0.50

00:58:31.140 Great choice.

00:58:32.080 Why?

00:58:32.640 Why?

00:58:33.680 It's obvious.

00:58:34.940 Why?

00:58:35.240 I need to explain.

00:58:35.960 Oh, fair enough.

00:58:37.080 All right.

00:58:37.620 Amanda, you're up.

00:58:38.520 Okay.

00:58:39.060 Oh, I wasn't prepared.

00:58:40.720 It's all good.

00:58:41.780 I'm sure you can muster up some sort of answer.

00:58:44.240 Yes.

00:58:46.020 Let me do.

00:58:48.360 This is big.

00:58:49.180 because you're picking favorites here.

00:58:51.560 You don't want to piss anyone off.

00:58:52.800 No, no, no, no.

00:58:53.700 I know.

00:58:54.460 Logan, I would pick you right away,

00:58:57.460 but you're a little bit of a liability.

00:58:59.120 I am.

00:58:59.560 I really am.

00:59:00.520 I'm so controversial.

00:59:01.540 I get it.

00:59:02.120 No, I get it.

00:59:02.800 What day is it?

00:59:03.420 What day is it? 0.99

00:59:05.600 Also, though, that's fucked up of you, man. 1.00

00:59:07.600 That's fucked up. 0.99

00:59:08.300 I don't know how I feel about that. 0.99

00:59:08.920 Controversial YouTuber.

00:59:09.660 What are you going to do?

00:59:10.280 Hey, I've done stuff with you all the time,

00:59:12.240 even with the controversy.

00:59:13.880 That's true.

00:59:14.300 I know the true human.

00:59:16.220 See, you hear that, sponsors?

00:59:18.320 Get involved.

00:59:19.180 discounted rates only 12.5 for 30 seconds

00:59:21.940 I love the discounted rates

00:59:24.700 oh

00:59:26.160 let me just say Liza

00:59:29.380 great choice

00:59:31.840 yeah

00:59:32.500 that's a solid one

00:59:34.500 Liza

00:59:35.540 when we find out Logan can't spell

00:59:39.460 what do you mean no that's I think that's 0.98

00:59:41.580 her I don't fucking know 0.94

00:59:42.500 oh it's me next 0.98

00:59:45.160 is that a fact

00:59:47.160 I don't know no it's me it's me right

00:59:48.700 Mike got second pick, you gave Mike second pick

00:59:51.400 Yeah, it's Mike, it's Mike again

00:59:53.020 It's me?

00:59:53.440 I don't think we snaked

00:59:56.240 Yeah, we didn't snake, but we're going

00:59:57.800 We're in it

00:59:58.920 I am going to put the literal nail in the coffin

01:00:02.420 on this contest right now, people

01:00:03.880 Lele Pons, multi-disciplined

01:00:06.660 superstar

01:00:07.400 Latina goddess 1.00

01:00:09.500 Motherfucking all-star 1.00

01:00:11.860 Lele Pons, dude, like I don't care 0.99

01:00:14.340 what you say, you guys have no chance at this point

01:00:15.920 Am I up?

01:00:18.700 i gotta go i gotta go with jake paul my my my brother my real life brother oh my gosh i forgot

01:00:24.680 summer's up there too oh you you have to pick her otherwise that podcast might collapse right

01:00:30.360 before our eyes like i totally didn't even my eyes didn't go there who's up right above batch 0.79

01:00:34.780 i saw laza who's next who's up all right that's me i gotta go with my boy lp oh shit didn't even 0.78

01:00:41.280 realize he was on the list he was still on that i gotta say that's actually very good yeah you

01:00:45.780 know why because under the category of uh earning power and overall entertainment value bro like

01:00:51.520 it's gotta be up there it's gotta be up there i don't know damn it sometimes you take big risks

01:00:58.420 i'm just saying it's true i don't know lies is that that's that's a solid that's a solid pitch

01:01:04.040 i mean all these are pretty solid well if you're going pure entertainment value i mean

01:01:08.160 we're just thinking of the boxes we need one one that really sticks out i just can't choose myself

01:01:12.240 and we still we still got that mic up on there who's up me all right um i'm gonna go with summer

01:01:20.160 right uh you had to do it did you really want to do it yeah or did you have to because your show

01:01:25.240 i i built a show with her obviously she's like powerful so i'm like summer she's how many

01:01:32.380 followers does summer have on instagram 20 million she's really man that's a power couple right there

01:01:37.740 and we never really done a ton of collabs before and stuff too wow yeah girl power baby for real

01:01:43.180 all right so who's up is it me uh i think i think no it's it's mike oh it's me again yeah

01:01:49.380 this is tricky i'm stuck between two of my real real life homies right now but just based on the

01:01:56.520 sheer rise in the gaming industry and what that's becoming and not that he's a huge gamer but he's

01:02:01.180 connected to a lot i gotta go with my boy rice gum rice gum and i feel like yeah and i feel like

01:02:05.680 I'm really putting together a multinational organization.

01:02:08.680 And Rice is getting super creative right now.

01:02:10.680 He's revamping.

01:02:11.780 I didn't know if he was serious about that.

01:02:14.100 The family gum?

01:02:15.420 Is that a joke?

01:02:16.480 I don't know.

01:02:16.860 Him and Abby have a kid.

01:02:17.960 I don't watch the videos.

01:02:19.060 They do?

01:02:19.420 Him and Abby.

01:02:20.100 Abby Rao, congratulations.

01:02:21.500 You are pregnant. 1.00

01:02:22.460 That's a false. 1.00

01:02:23.000 Well, you don't know it, and she doesn't actually know it either, 0.98

01:02:24.960 but I'm pretty sure Rice, you're pregnant.

01:02:26.680 He's just getting the press release over there. 0.99

01:02:29.380 Congrats, Abby.

01:02:30.060 I'm impulsive.

01:02:31.160 Congrats, Abby.

01:02:32.060 Am I up or Spencer?

01:02:33.940 You're up.

01:02:34.640 Okay, great.

01:02:35.180 I don't know why

01:02:36.660 no one has chosen 0.99

01:02:37.600 Austin fucking McBroom 0.99

01:02:39.040 oh my god 1.00

01:02:39.560 Austin McBroom

01:02:43.080 that's a steal dude

01:02:44.180 yeah that is a steal

01:02:44.840 I can't believe y'all missed him

01:02:45.820 y'all slept on him

01:02:46.600 now I'm mad

01:02:47.180 that's a steal 0.78

01:02:48.000 Spender

01:02:49.060 you know what

01:02:49.980 I also gotta go with my boy

01:02:52.060 my boy Jake Paul

01:02:53.960 he's gone man

01:02:55.540 no that's what I was saying

01:02:56.680 you just choose him twice

01:03:00.220 I'm gonna go with Mr. Beast

01:03:01.280 solid

01:03:02.120 I hate to

01:03:03.060 I hate to do this

01:03:04.100 I'm sorry

01:03:04.940 I have to be the guy to do this.

01:03:06.340 We are trending towards choosing from 16 people here,

01:03:10.200 and there's only 15 options.

01:03:11.540 I don't know. 0.99

01:03:11.960 I don't know how else to fucking say it. 0.98

01:03:13.200 We were only supposed to choose three people. 0.99

01:03:14.360 A wild card pick.

01:03:15.400 Oh, okay.

01:03:16.260 Okay, dope.

01:03:17.160 Oh, sorry.

01:03:18.240 Thank you.

01:03:20.160 Oh, so I get chosen no matter what.

01:03:21.660 I'll go last, like in softball as a kid,

01:03:23.620 but at least I'll get chosen.

01:03:24.940 Well, I don't know.

01:03:26.180 Okay, it's my turn?

01:03:27.900 Yeah.

01:03:28.480 Who's left? 0.89

01:03:29.940 You got Supreme Patty. 0.99

01:03:31.100 Only losers at this point. 1.00

01:03:31.620 Tana Mongo. 0.97

01:03:32.300 You got Hey Big Mike

01:03:35.020 And Kong

01:03:35.800 Wait what

01:03:38.120 The Kong's not

01:03:39.280 Supreme Patty

01:03:41.580 Will you choose us Amanda

01:03:44.420 I just don't want to

01:03:45.640 You can't use Kong for

01:03:47.420 You can't you just lost me at that point

01:03:50.320 Douche

01:03:51.600 Sorry I'm so sorry

01:03:53.200 Who you picking

01:03:54.920 Wait who's left

01:03:56.300 Supreme Patty

01:03:57.980 Tana Moon

01:03:58.900 And King Batch

01:04:02.300 No, not King Batch.

01:04:03.080 And Mike.

01:04:04.640 Who's the third one again?

01:04:06.220 His name's Mike.

01:04:07.620 What does he do?

01:04:08.440 He's a micro-influencer.

01:04:09.280 Just a podcast.

01:04:10.100 He's a co-host of Impulsive. 0.98

01:04:12.200 He's got a micro-penis. 0.99

01:04:12.840 He's writing a book, Micro-penis. 0.99

01:04:14.240 The Love Sack.

01:04:15.140 The Love Sack Mike, yes.

01:04:16.720 Oh, actually, speaking of which, don't we have a deal in the works right now?

01:04:19.960 It'd be sucky if you didn't choose me for your team.

01:04:22.400 Oh, the leverage.

01:04:22.880 Your outdoor patio would be pretty uncomfortable.

01:04:26.340 Don't listen.

01:04:27.080 Don't listen. 1.00

01:04:27.820 Stick to your guts. 0.99

01:04:28.860 Yeah.

01:04:29.140 Yeah, and also stick to your floor because you're not going to have any seats.

01:04:31.600 he needs me

01:04:32.340 yeah

01:04:32.560 yeah

01:04:33.060 you need me

01:04:35.680 um

01:04:36.320 you got three options

01:04:38.920 and you have three seconds 0.61

01:04:40.040 you got a crazy prankster 1.00

01:04:41.260 a crazy girl person 0.99

01:04:42.900 and a micro influencer 1.00

01:04:44.500 with a micro penis 0.99

01:04:45.460 I'm just building 1.00

01:04:46.700 the girl squad 0.99

01:04:47.500 with that 0.51

01:04:48.020 let's say Tana

01:04:49.080 Tana solid

01:04:50.300 yeah

01:04:50.900 that's solid 1.00

01:04:51.620 go fuck yourself 1.00

01:04:53.300 Tana miles out 1.00

01:04:56.720 imagine

01:04:57.440 I'm building the girl squad

01:04:58.780 Mike 1.00

01:04:59.120 wait do you have all girls

01:05:02.980 yeah but batch too

01:05:05.120 oh that key counts

01:05:06.200 he's so pretty

01:05:08.300 am I up

01:05:09.120 it's so hard not to turn on these chairs by the way

01:05:13.440 I've been doing this the whole time

01:05:14.880 you just gotta get a little stretch

01:05:16.000 oh it is good for that

01:05:17.860 what do you got LP

01:05:18.980 you got the guy sitting next to you

01:05:22.860 or Supreme Patty

01:05:24.320 you really have no choice

01:05:26.500 I'm not gonna lie

01:05:28.140 Uh-oh.

01:05:29.060 I got to go with Supreme Patty. 0.96

01:05:30.400 Oh! 1.00

01:05:31.800 Patty Buckets. 1.00

01:05:34.260 Go fuck yourself. 1.00

01:05:36.360 When you're the last pick. 1.00

01:05:38.560 Supreme Patty, bro.

01:05:39.700 It's okay, Mike.

01:05:40.660 Mike, I should have picked you.

01:05:41.380 Listen, I just got verified yesterday.

01:05:42.900 You should have done a lot of things.

01:05:43.160 All right, I'm getting there.

01:05:44.540 At least I'm on the board.

01:05:45.640 All right?

01:05:46.380 That's true.

01:05:47.120 No, you made it to the board. 1.00

01:05:48.940 Go fuck yourself. 1.00

01:05:51.020 All right, wait. 1.00

01:05:51.480 Spencer, you're up?

01:05:52.400 Okay, so who do I got?

01:05:53.600 Supreme Patty. 0.98

01:05:54.340 You got Supreme Patty.

01:05:55.640 I'm going to be honest.

01:05:56.060 Wait, what? 0.60

01:05:56.360 No, you got Supreme Patty.

01:05:57.240 How do you both take...

01:05:58.160 Oh, wait.

01:05:58.660 What?

01:05:58.880 No, sorry. 0.82

01:05:59.560 I'll take Supreme Patty, too.

01:06:01.180 Oh, I see.

01:06:01.900 I see what's happening.

01:06:03.720 Oh, so you have...

01:06:04.480 A wild card also.

01:06:05.780 You're forced to choose...

01:06:06.360 No, I get the wild card.

01:06:08.120 Oh, nice.

01:06:08.720 You have to...

01:06:09.720 You know what?

01:06:11.580 Can you do two of me?

01:06:12.560 I'm kind of in a tough position here

01:06:14.260 because I'm forced into making this tough decision.

01:06:19.980 If I had any other choice,

01:06:21.280 obviously, I would consider...

01:06:24.280 But I'm going to go with Hey, Big Mike.

01:06:26.780 Okay.

01:06:27.240 Yeah, right.

01:06:28.500 Good job.

01:06:29.060 Yeah, thank you.

01:06:29.840 It's tough.

01:06:30.600 It's a charity.

01:06:31.320 It's tough.

01:06:32.140 I got a better sound effect for that.

01:06:38.140 Yeah, I mean.

01:06:39.460 Wait, so I got a wild card.

01:06:40.800 I had a phenomenal team in the works.

01:06:43.080 It's your wild card.

01:06:44.100 You could pick any influencer.

01:06:45.940 I don't think Mike's happy.

01:06:47.600 No, yeah, I'm good.

01:06:49.460 You got any influencer.

01:06:50.640 Who you got?

01:06:51.140 Are you scrolling through the people you're following on Instagram?

01:06:53.100 No, no, no.

01:06:53.340 You're cheating.

01:06:53.840 No, no, no, relax.

01:06:54.640 Come up with someone.

01:06:55.340 We should put a time limit. 1.00

01:06:56.620 Ah, shit. 1.00

01:06:57.240 This girl did just get a certified ass on Instagram. 1.00

01:07:01.880 Only Instagrammer with a certified ass. 1.00

01:07:05.500 Fuck this shit. 1.00

01:07:06.500 I'm stepping my game up. 1.00

01:07:07.660 I choose Banks, bitch. 1.00

01:07:09.500 I got Banks and Rice Cup Brotherhood. 1.00

01:07:11.900 Oh, nice.

01:07:12.440 What's good?

01:07:13.120 Speaking of now.

01:07:13.860 I think he's just about to move to the clout house.

01:07:15.160 I am. 0.99

01:07:15.620 Yeah.

01:07:15.940 I got two members of my new household. 1.00

01:07:17.840 I should have picked the Nelk boys because then I get two for one. 1.00

01:07:20.180 Banks is the sweetest guy, by the way. 1.00

01:07:21.560 Agreed.

01:07:22.540 Wait, I forget what the drama is.

01:07:24.100 It's not with you guys.

01:07:24.880 Okay.

01:07:25.100 okay i'm like isn't that so funny how there's so much like different stuff on the social i can't

01:07:31.300 keep up with it my so don't so don't yeah like i have no time for anything that's why we moved

01:07:37.320 out here we live in the freaking woods yeah encino is youtube capital now just so you know 0.51

01:07:42.440 yeah everybody followed everybody everyone came here we came here first which is dope it's dope

01:07:46.260 but i actually met banks when i was like first out in la his phase clan right they reached out

01:07:53.780 and they were like, hey, we're big fans.

01:07:55.480 Can you come and present our jerseys for us?

01:07:58.580 Oh, that's cool.

01:07:58.960 Yeah, and that was like 2012, like 2013.

01:08:03.340 Should have got in, got some equity.

01:08:04.420 Or probably 2013.

01:08:05.720 But yeah, no, I went and I presented their jerseys.

01:08:08.020 And then I was like, he looks so familiar.

01:08:10.040 You know what would be cool for this?

01:08:11.760 If we made the teams like a graphic form

01:08:13.820 and then put them up against each other on Instagram stories

01:08:16.260 so the fans could vote and then put them in a champion.

01:08:18.840 Hey, we should do that.

01:08:19.600 All right, but listen, I actually don't know the teams,

01:08:22.660 so hopefully you do.

01:08:23.580 Yeah, we do.

01:08:24.280 Here's my team.

01:08:25.500 Team Paul.

01:08:26.220 Somebody write this down.

01:08:26.880 Team Paul is strong.

01:08:28.180 Very strong. 1.00

01:08:29.380 I got Wampa Zarita.

01:08:31.040 I got Jake Paul.

01:08:32.780 I got Austin McBroom and Supreme Patty.

01:08:35.680 That's a good team. 1.00

01:08:36.680 Fuck with me. 1.00

01:08:38.240 I got Dobrik, Lele, Banks, and Ricegum. 1.00

01:08:42.760 Strong.

01:08:43.380 That's a good team.

01:08:44.060 That's pretty good.

01:08:44.480 Team Hey Big Mike.

01:08:45.560 Spencer, what's your team?

01:08:46.320 I got Amanda.

01:08:47.480 I got Logan.

01:08:48.900 I've got Mr. Beast.

01:08:50.480 And I've got Hey Big Mike.

01:08:52.000 I love that team.

01:08:53.080 Three or four of those are strong.

01:08:56.180 I'm not going to lie.

01:08:56.820 I love that team.

01:08:58.460 And Amanda? 0.95

01:08:59.720 Oh, I have... 0.98

01:09:00.940 Literally got everybody at this table.

01:09:02.200 Batch, Tana, and Summer, and Liza.

01:09:08.080 Strong.

01:09:08.640 That's strong, too.

01:09:09.620 This is a good matchup.

01:09:10.900 It is.

01:09:11.480 We need you guys to vote.

01:09:12.620 We need you to vote because whoever loses this game

01:09:15.480 will remove their ankles.

01:09:17.880 They all signed contracts.

01:09:18.920 Actually, I might not mind that 1.00

01:09:20.140 because I've got that shit ankle anyways. 1.00

01:09:21.700 You do. 1.00

01:09:22.160 you're aging

01:09:23.580 that was the

01:09:24.840 applause of

01:09:25.240 Influencer Draft

01:09:26.120 yay

01:09:26.900 I hope we win

01:09:30.220 I wonder how

01:09:31.520 that'll go over

01:09:32.280 or if the fans

01:09:32.920 are going to be like 0.99

01:09:33.420 that was the dumbest 1.00

01:09:34.540 longest shit 1.00

01:09:35.240 I've ever seen 0.99

01:09:35.660 in my life

01:09:36.300 it was Dylan's idea

01:09:38.100 I like this

01:09:38.700 so we wanted to

01:09:39.160 give it a shot

01:09:39.700 it's almost like

01:09:42.720 that thing that

01:09:43.540 people used to do

01:09:44.420 on MySpace

01:09:44.980 with your top four

01:09:46.140 your top eight

01:09:47.720 yeah

01:09:48.100 do you think that

01:09:49.400 isolates kids though

01:09:50.480 do you think that

01:09:50.980 makes them depressed

01:09:51.800 yeah

01:09:52.600 like feeling

01:09:53.520 left out

01:09:54.640 I mean

01:09:55.080 it would always be

01:09:56.040 a dramatic thing

01:09:56.800 if you got removed

01:09:57.680 yeah

01:09:58.220 or if you got demoted

01:09:59.280 to like

01:09:59.760 from one to three

01:10:01.000 yeah imagine

01:10:01.980 if you even hop two

01:10:02.940 what the hell do I do

01:10:04.380 if you felt like that 0.75

01:10:05.340 getting removed

01:10:06.120 from MySpace top eight

01:10:07.400 imagine what it feels like

01:10:08.360 to get removed

01:10:08.780 from Google preferred 0.99

01:10:09.580 yeah it sucks 0.99

01:10:10.820 anyways 0.97

01:10:11.980 based on that

01:10:12.840 it's real life

01:10:13.220 can we go to

01:10:14.340 look out

01:10:15.120 the audio only

01:10:16.140 it's gonna be on Spotify

01:10:17.120 and iTunes

01:10:17.700 hey

01:10:18.780 thank you for coming

01:10:19.520 on Impulsive Amanda

01:10:20.400 thanks for having me

01:10:21.620 Of course, of course.

01:10:22.620 It's the number one podcast in the world.

01:10:24.560 When is yours being released?

01:10:26.100 Oh, yes.

01:10:26.540 Check out Oh Honey, May.

01:10:28.620 In May?

01:10:29.120 Yeah, come and see them.

01:10:29.580 Wow, you're really just saving them up there.

01:10:31.620 All right.

01:10:32.200 Heard you got more comfortable seats than us, by the way.

01:10:34.120 Yeah, I got the love sacks.

01:10:35.280 Wow.

01:10:35.780 And everybody has been complimenting them, by the way.

01:10:38.360 Can we please cut it with the plugs?

01:10:40.400 Hit that subscribe button.

01:10:42.040 You can find Amanda on Instagram or any social media at Amanda Cerny, correct?

01:10:47.180 What? 0.99

01:10:48.000 I don't fucking know. 0.98

01:10:48.880 I don't memorize everything. 0.98

01:10:49.900 It's my name.

01:10:50.880 It's my name.

01:10:51.620 Alright audio only right now

01:10:53.560 Take it easy man

01:10:54.280 Peace

01:10:54.600 Here we are

01:10:56.320 And we're still here

01:10:57.560 We didn't go anywhere

01:10:58.380 No we

01:10:58.880 We're gone

01:11:00.380 When are you and Johanna

01:11:02.340 Is going to get married?

01:11:03.580 See

01:11:03.940 I don't know

01:11:05.240 What?

01:11:06.280 What?

01:11:06.880 Are you just married to the game?

01:11:08.400 Is that why?

01:11:09.300 Yeah

01:11:09.700 I don't know

01:11:10.660 It's not like a 1.00

01:11:11.720 You know some girls are like 0.98

01:11:13.300 My wedding's going to be like this 0.99

01:11:15.000 I'm going to do this

01:11:15.980 And it's like all they ever think

01:11:17.320 And dream about

01:11:18.000 Yeah

01:11:18.440 For me it's like

01:11:19.640 I'm happy

01:11:20.300 We're in a great relationship

01:11:21.600 and why do I have to get married?

01:11:25.660 I was going to ask.

01:11:26.620 Do you even want to get married?

01:11:29.080 Do you ever see that happening?

01:11:30.520 I see it happening,

01:11:31.700 but I also see marriage as a lot of work.

01:11:34.700 So much.

01:11:35.360 With like the wedding, the invites.

01:11:38.200 It almost sucks the fun out of it.

01:11:39.900 Like every wedding I've been to,

01:11:41.940 it's the two people in it that are planning it the most

01:11:44.620 and they always are stressed.

01:11:46.280 And it's like they're not even happy until it's done.

01:11:48.200 There's one person that's more stressed.

01:11:50.420 The brides. 0.99

01:11:51.600 mother oh really bride's mother is a fucking disaster really yeah i've heard so many stories 0.99

01:11:57.440 from like photographers and like people that work weddings are like the bride was fine but the 0.99

01:12:01.900 bride's mother i feel like my mom would be like all right what are we doing what's your mom what's

01:12:06.500 your mom like she cool yeah she's super relaxed you met her yeah she's cool so is your sister 0.67

01:12:11.480 yeah sam yeah i was gonna hit on her for a little bit yeah he hit on my sister i hit on my sister

01:12:17.360 I just like hitting on my friend's sisters.

01:12:19.460 Because there's already like some sort of understanding that you're going to get along.

01:12:24.300 Probably because they're like your friend.

01:12:27.240 Assuming of course.

01:12:28.220 You like keeping it in the family.

01:12:29.880 Exactly.

01:12:30.460 You know what I'm saying?

01:12:31.020 But all my friends seem to frown upon that.

01:12:33.180 Like Mike wasn't cool with it.

01:12:35.140 I was pretty cool with it.

01:12:36.380 Her husband wasn't.

01:12:37.480 Husband wasn't.

01:12:38.380 She wasn't.

01:12:39.200 What do you mean?

01:12:40.160 What?

01:12:40.920 She got on my shoulders. 1.00

01:12:41.880 She did slap your face.

01:12:42.960 I feel like there's boundaries with things, right?

01:12:46.980 Like, if your friend is uncomfortable with you dating-

01:12:48.840 Like, you can't just be porking all your friends' sisters.

01:12:50.640 Yeah, you can't.

01:12:51.720 You can't be doing that.

01:12:52.640 I mean, but who's to say you can't?

01:12:53.140 You're going to lose a lot of friends.

01:12:54.900 I mean, you can, but there's consequences.

01:12:58.040 Yeah, but his brother gets new friends, like, every week.

01:13:00.320 You could just do that.

01:13:01.540 You just keep refi- 1.00

01:13:02.500 Fuck over the people in the house, refill. 1.00

01:13:04.440 Fuck over, refill. 1.00

01:13:05.460 Fuck over. 1.00

01:13:05.720 Wait, hold on. 1.00

01:13:06.680 His brother-

01:13:07.720 Wait, we're talking about his friends' sisters.

01:13:09.580 Listen, I was just joking.

01:13:10.580 None of that's true.

01:13:12.060 Everyone at Team 10 House has been there for years.

01:13:14.040 No, this is the thing.

01:13:14.740 I've been hitting on my friends' sisters for years. 1.00

01:13:16.720 When I was in high school, my friend Mac, shout out Mac,

01:13:18.660 he had a sister named Leah, 3 a.m. one day,

01:13:21.360 we were all just like messing around in the basement

01:13:22.840 playing video games.

01:13:23.660 3 a.m., I went up and knocked on Leah's door 0.80

01:13:25.820 and tried to hook up with her.

01:13:26.940 And her dad called me out.

01:13:28.280 Her dad saw me in the hallway.

01:13:29.420 Say, what are you doing?

01:13:29.880 Look out!

01:13:30.500 What do you mean?

01:13:30.940 What am I doing?

01:13:31.680 The dad. 1.00

01:13:32.280 Trying to get my dick wet. 1.00

01:13:33.020 What do you mean? 1.00

01:13:33.480 You said that to the dad.

01:13:34.860 No.

01:13:35.460 No.

01:13:35.920 Wait.

01:13:36.560 Wait, what are you trying to do with the dad?

01:13:38.380 What are you saying?

01:13:39.060 I don't know.

01:13:39.420 At that point, anything would have been fine.

01:13:41.220 but listen

01:13:41.900 I'm sure there's

01:13:42.840 some sort of law

01:13:43.420 but the next day

01:13:44.620 he goes

01:13:45.000 yeah I saw you

01:13:45.840 knocking on Leah's

01:13:46.920 door at 3am

01:13:47.640 I don't know

01:13:48.980 what to say

01:13:49.380 it was the first

01:13:49.800 time I've been

01:13:50.120 called out

01:13:50.520 I just kind of

01:13:50.980 smiled

01:13:51.240 I was like

01:13:51.620 I wanted her

01:13:52.420 to check my

01:13:53.420 calculator

01:13:53.940 what

01:13:55.260 I don't know 0.99

01:13:55.780 she was smart 0.94

01:13:56.240 yeah you

01:13:56.740 that was

01:13:57.980 not smooth

01:13:59.040 you went to

01:13:59.420 calculator

01:13:59.880 you've improved

01:14:00.460 your game though

01:14:01.260 not vastly

01:14:02.060 since that

01:14:02.560 actually yeah

01:14:03.200 bro I'm pretty

01:14:03.660 I'm gonna ask

01:14:04.520 do you believe 0.93

01:14:05.180 in bro codes

01:14:06.300 like do you

01:14:07.720 like how

01:14:08.120 that's violating

01:14:09.200 the bro code

01:14:10.120 won't do that

01:14:11.200 sisters aren't really a part of it maybe they are i don't know i've never been like aware of

01:14:16.440 that part of it like bro code for me means like yo if i have a girl over the house and it's late

01:14:20.580 at night and like i'm i'm gonna hook up with her you don't go with your underwear on no shirt put

01:14:25.460 your foot on the counter and say the following hey what are you doing later that's part of the

01:14:29.880 bro code that's just an example i'm not saying it happens every night because it happens every 0.82

01:14:33.060 fucking night in my life these two have a special bro code issue going on right now so what i've 0.86

01:14:39.100 so we talked about this yesterday 0.99

01:14:41.420 Logan doesn't want to talk to you 0.87

01:14:43.400 well it's because we talked about it but every girl I have over 0.99

01:14:45.700 Logan's out of here

01:14:46.900 he puts his foot on the counter

01:14:48.180 real high with his foot and his underwear

01:14:50.960 and his shirt off and he says

01:14:52.700 hey what are you doing later

01:14:54.780 and by the way I look damn good

01:14:56.160 and if they're clout chasing LA girls

01:14:59.300 which all of them are

01:15:00.220 Mike loves those ones

01:15:03.040 they go

01:15:03.480 they go I'm free

01:15:06.420 and I'm like yo I just got 0.95

01:15:08.920 verified on instagram like what the fuck's good you know what i'm saying and uh so that's been

01:15:13.340 happening but lately what i've been trying to do is so i can't get to them but what i can do is i 0.99

01:15:17.780 get to him and so now i'm coming up with with ways to fuck with his chicks like i'll be like so i'll 0.96

01:15:22.780 say to one of the girls that comes over i'm like when it's not really her name i'm like what's up 0.99

01:15:27.320 daisy and they're like and then they're like you know my name is not daisy you know what my name

01:15:32.420 is and i'm like oh my bad that was last night yeah and he's just like and he looks at me he's

01:15:37.660 I yelled at him today 0.99

01:15:39.900 I was like what the fuck are you doing bro 1.00

01:15:41.820 he goes that's what you get for messing with my girls 1.00

01:15:43.780 and I was like

01:15:45.920 oh my god he's got a plan

01:15:48.080 now that's good

01:15:48.880 now I might take it easy but then again

01:15:51.340 nah

01:15:51.720 that's a good rebuttal

01:15:54.000 you just came back

01:15:55.720 here's why it's not a good rebuttal

01:15:56.960 because every time I do it and I ask the girls what they're doing later

01:15:59.600 and they say I'm free I don't pursue

01:16:01.580 next time I'm going to

01:16:03.440 nah who's winning 0.80

01:16:05.180 I don't know. I feel like you might

01:16:09.440 be losing also because 1.00

01:16:11.460 then you're slutting around. 1.00

01:16:13.880 Oh, I'm not a slut. 0.99

01:16:16.860 With the girls. 0.95

01:16:19.720 I'm not a slut. 0.86

01:16:20.360 And the...

01:16:22.360 I think it's always good, guys,

01:16:26.480 to go into...

01:16:27.720 I think it's always good

01:16:29.940 to go into relationships with

01:16:32.160 intention, right?

01:16:34.020 That's the same way I go on acid trips.

01:16:36.460 Wait, what?

01:16:37.220 Sorry.

01:16:38.780 Wait.

01:16:39.600 I don't know what just happened there.

01:16:40.740 Like, so with-

01:16:41.940 Look out!

01:16:43.060 Listen.

01:16:44.380 When I just start yelling-

01:16:45.960 Basically, you're both degenerates, and we both have functioning, healthy relationships.

01:16:49.720 What I was-

01:16:50.180 That's why we're on two sides of the table.

01:16:53.420 Yeah, that's true.

01:16:53.880 You can't sit with us.

01:16:54.780 What I was going to say is, the biggest problem for me is, the girls that I get to, like, 1.00

01:17:01.240 flip on him that are like damn you're a jerk it doesn't matter anyways because five hours later 1.00

01:17:06.340 their ass is back here again because it's logan paul the world's number one you they don't give 1.00

01:17:09.820 a shit i told some girl today i told some girl today she was number 18 on his roster number 1.00

01:17:15.280 fucking 18 and she was like is that true logan and logan was like i might just be a jerk she'll 1.00

01:17:20.500 be back here again like number 18 is it time okay like yo she'll have a little ticket from the 1.00

01:17:24.740 fucking deli number 18 i'd like to order a quarter pound of fuck these girls don't give a shit do you 1.00

01:17:29.760 guys ever want to be in relationships? 1.00

01:17:31.620 Yeah, I'm in a relationship. Of course. With this city.

01:17:34.460 LA's my city.

01:17:35.680 No. Of course.

01:17:38.820 Amanda.

01:17:39.880 Amanda, you gotta understand.

01:17:41.880 What?

01:17:43.340 I'm too picky. I need a girl 1.00

01:17:45.640 who's intellectual, 1.00

01:17:47.560 unpredictable, successful,

01:17:49.540 and talented. You know why? You can't find it

01:17:51.500 because you're clouding it with all these random 1.00

01:17:53.580 girls. Did you say clouding it? Yeah. 1.00

01:17:55.560 Clouding or cloud? Cloud.

01:17:57.240 Clouding? Cloud. You're saying it with a

01:17:59.280 It sounds like an H in there.

01:18:00.600 Cloud.

01:18:01.080 It's like cool whip.

01:18:02.420 Cool whip.

01:18:03.380 No, I don't think that's true.

01:18:05.660 No?

01:18:06.780 Because, like, to be honest, I'm going to be real honest with you.

01:18:09.460 I feel like the only place I'm going to find one of these girls is because I'm a YouTuber, is out somewhere.

01:18:16.300 He doesn't go out.

01:18:17.080 At some social event.

01:18:18.120 Not at the club.

01:18:19.680 Like, out at some, like, high-end prestigious.

01:18:21.740 Not online, probably.

01:18:23.160 But who knows?

01:18:23.720 You might.

01:18:24.200 You never know.

01:18:25.080 With some DM slides. 0.98

01:18:26.260 But, like, to be honest, like, any girl who I end up with, like, I don't want her answering my DMs.

01:18:31.880 DM slides produce low quality.

01:18:36.700 I'll be honest, low quality anyways.

01:18:38.620 I've noticed not low quality, but on the personality side and on the looks.

01:18:43.140 You never know what you're going to get.

01:18:44.760 Like, because you don't, you've never met the girl.

01:18:46.300 Say you slide in, you've never met her.

01:18:47.600 She comes over, she shows up.

01:18:49.180 And first of all, she doesn't look quite like her Instagram pictures. 1.00

01:18:52.120 But then she also sucks as a person. 0.99

01:18:55.080 DM slides are dangerous. 1.00

01:18:56.100 They're great for one night stands,

01:18:57.180 but they're not. 1.00

01:18:57.380 You gotta get the girls 1.00

01:18:57.860 with the video content. 1.00

01:18:59.660 And then you'll know.

01:19:01.000 That's true.

01:19:01.900 That's true.

01:19:02.680 But a lot of them are,

01:19:03.380 like, 0.99

01:19:03.620 I'm weird as fuck. 0.99

01:19:05.720 And like, 0.99

01:19:06.100 a girl that I want to be with

01:19:07.640 also should probably weird, 0.99

01:19:09.240 probably be weird as fuck. 0.99

01:19:10.560 And you know, 1.00

01:19:11.000 girls that go, 0.98

01:19:12.240 oh my God,

01:19:12.660 I'm so weird and spontaneous.

01:19:14.340 I'm like,

01:19:15.060 you don't even know

01:19:16.200 what those words mean.

01:19:17.440 You barely pronounce spontaneous,

01:19:19.160 right?

01:19:20.120 And most of the time,

01:19:21.080 it's just not.

01:19:21.580 There's like normal, 1.00

01:19:22.260 like boring girls 1.00

01:19:22.860 who think weird is like 0.95

01:19:23.860 going to In-N-Out

01:19:25.740 a little later than they should.

01:19:26.660 I dip my french fries in my milkshake. 1.00

01:19:29.160 Do you waste time with those girls? 1.00

01:19:31.060 Like, because you're not wanting to be friends with them.

01:19:35.740 I don't know if it's wasting time yet.

01:19:37.460 I don't know.

01:19:38.020 Because you're not wanting to be friends with them.

01:19:40.020 You're not wanting to be in a relationship.

01:19:41.620 No, I like being friends with them.

01:19:43.120 I love being friends with them.

01:19:43.880 So you're building those friendships.

01:19:44.980 Yes.

01:19:46.080 Well, it tends to end when I break their heart.

01:19:47.960 You know what I'm saying?

01:19:48.800 They don't know they're building a friendship.

01:19:50.680 He's building a friendship.

01:19:51.420 And the other thing, yo, I want to say,

01:19:52.960 I didn't know how much,

01:19:53.740 because that's the first thing i try to figure out about girls now what are they weird and if

01:19:59.140 they are i'm like all right this is something i could because like i said this to a girl last

01:20:02.160 night i'm like yo like like i always try to figure out like is this girl weird because i'm like way

01:20:06.720 off the charts and so like the girl's completely like normal like you know listen no they like

01:20:11.280 that they like that what opposites so what if what if you guys what if you guys instead of

01:20:15.900 spending all this time investing in all these friends that aren't going to be friends long 0.94

01:20:21.680 term you're shattering their hopes and dreams why don't you shut the hell up what if you put 1.00

01:20:25.400 all this energy go fuck yourself becoming the best version of yourself facts and then you attract 1.00

01:20:31.180 the female of your dream yes you're actually right focus on you and then it just comes he 0.99

01:20:37.040 wants to end the show now because he can't handle that i can't handle this you guys are great thank

01:20:41.200 you for coming on our podcast again no you're a vegan it's dope good for you you're happy in a

01:20:45.020 relationship you're hot you're hot you got 25 million followers on instagram logan you're great

01:20:49.320 you're doing great

01:20:50.020 you're gonna find her

01:20:50.880 it's not a priority

01:20:51.940 and that's what's gonna

01:20:52.880 make you find her

01:20:53.600 I'm gonna go make a song

01:20:54.680 cause I'm performing

01:20:55.820 at Coachella in two years

01:20:56.940 what's your socials?

01:20:58.780 yeah I am

01:20:59.000 they already booked me

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - April 27, 2019

AMANDA CERNY FINDS THE G SPOT - IMPAULSIVE EP. 67

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