Impaulsive with Logan Paul - Brianna Chickenfry Exposes Clavicular’s Past, Dating Lana Rhoades, Tom Brady Vs Logan Paul

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00:00:28.440 The CEO of Hangover's

00:00:30.820 Rihanna Chicken Fry. Would you go back

00:00:32.780 and take the 12 million? Do we want to just get all the

00:00:34.520 Zach questions out of the way? Wow. It is

00:00:36.620 crazy, though, as well, that his current wife looks

00:00:38.720 really identical to you. He is 0.99

00:00:40.740 a psychopath. Have you tried dating women? 1.00

00:00:42.940 Do you have any girls to set me up with? Would you consider

00:00:44.680 my ex? Yeah. Clavicular.

00:00:47.340 He was my security guard

00:00:48.760 three years ago. He was a 17-year-old

00:00:50.900 security guard. This is why I think he's lying about

00:00:52.820 his age. Where were you when you got mogs by the 1.00

00:00:54.720 ASU fat boy? 0.58

00:00:56.380 You kind of trolled Alex Earle when she sat down. 0.99

00:00:58.720 That was a f***ing mistake. 0.84

00:00:59.860 You actually thought she won? 0.98

00:01:00.980 Yes, I thought she won.

00:01:02.040 I saw Dave at Super Bowl, and all I asked him about was his running style.

00:01:05.360 They're talking about the idea of me and him racing.

00:01:07.420 Oh, my God.

00:01:08.660 With the Tom Brady, you were obviously jester maxing.

00:01:11.360 If you put me and Tom Brady up athletically, I bet I'd be more athletic.

00:01:16.520 No.

00:01:17.060 Would Steve Will Do It say that we're pocket-watching right now?

00:01:20.060 How do we stand with Steve?

00:01:21.280 God bless him. 0.97

00:01:22.060 Let's peel back the f***ing curtain.

00:01:23.520 Bad Bunny can be a WWE superstar, maybe us wrestling. 0.64

00:01:28.100 I think it would be the greatest WWE match of all time.

00:01:39.260 Mike will still wear his headphones, but...

00:01:40.980 Will he?

00:01:41.500 Yeah, if he ever shows up to his goddang job.

00:01:44.120 He was literally messaging me this morning as well.

00:01:46.320 What was he saying?

00:01:46.900 Because he told me he was traffic maxing.

00:01:48.720 Oh, he's traffic maxing?

00:01:49.780 Yeah.

00:01:50.180 Not look maxing, just traffic maxing?

00:01:52.040 Well, Mike, I think, would have a hard time look maxing, let's be honest.

00:01:55.000 No, he's handsome. 1.00

00:01:57.080 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:01:57.920 Can we be objective for a second? 1.00

00:01:59.400 We can be objective for a second.

00:02:00.060 Okay, on a scale of one to ten, what would you rate Mike?

00:02:03.640 Oh, this is horrible.

00:02:04.820 It's strictly physical.

00:02:05.780 No, this is strictly horrible.

00:02:06.880 Let's get superficial.

00:02:08.440 No, I can't do that.

00:02:09.780 Come on, we have to. 0.99

00:02:10.100 No, that's so mean because then if it were to turn around and you guys were to do it to me, I would f*** myself. 0.96

00:02:14.780 First off, absolutely not. 0.97

00:02:19.080 No, no, no way.

00:02:20.640 He's like, okay, so we put him in a room full of the people that he hangs out with, right?

00:02:26.360 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:02:28.200 No, but I'm talking like he's with A-list celebrities.

00:02:30.300 Yeah.

00:02:30.600 Like he's with very, very good-looking people.

00:02:33.120 Yeah, he is, yeah.

00:02:34.000 So then Mike in that room would be like a seven?

00:02:39.140 Is that good?

00:02:40.000 I honestly don't remember what Michael looks like, to be honest.

00:02:42.740 That's even crazier to say.

00:02:44.660 Really?

00:02:45.500 I mean, I saw him this weekend, but I don't.

00:02:47.020 And you just completely forget what he looks like?

00:02:48.740 He was dark. 1.00

00:02:49.400 I was fucked up. 1.00

00:02:50.200 That's crazy. 1.00

00:02:51.500 That's crazy.

00:02:52.180 No, it was like late night.

00:02:53.200 It was like the after parties.

00:02:54.460 I don't know.

00:02:54.700 I don't know.

00:02:55.340 So a seven, huh?

00:02:56.480 That's good, right?

00:02:58.040 Yeah, seven's good.

00:02:59.240 What would you say you are?

00:03:00.740 Me?

00:03:01.700 Yeah.

00:03:02.200 Like if you were really looking in the mirror, you're rating yourself.

00:03:05.380 Strictly physical?

00:03:06.800 Yeah.

00:03:07.260 Like an eight.

00:03:08.280 Okay.

00:03:08.680 I'd say I'm like an eight. 0.80

00:03:09.740 So who's a ten to you in like a man world?

00:03:13.160 Who do I think is like a good looking guy?

00:03:16.520 Anyone want to throw some names out there?

00:03:18.560 Clavicular.

00:03:18.920 clavicular

00:03:20.500 have you had clavicular on here yet

00:03:22.400 we have not I do think he's

00:03:24.680 a good looking young man though yeah but he's

00:03:26.600 kind of what are they saying he's decaying

00:03:28.680 wait what he's like 20 he's decaying 0.99

00:03:30.760 because of all the peptides and shit and there's like 0.99

00:03:32.700 where were you when you got moggs 0.99

00:03:34.740 by the ASU frat boy

00:03:36.100 I can't believe

00:03:38.640 I even know that it makes me sick but it's

00:03:40.560 all over my page Mike

00:03:41.920 would have told you this if he actually showed up to do

00:03:44.540 his job for once in his life but he was

00:03:46.520 speaking at a local school

00:03:48.640 like yesterday in Massachusetts

00:03:50.820 yes

00:03:51.260 I think it was in Mass

00:03:53.480 talking about how he got over drugs and like overcame heroin

00:03:56.560 and he was like any questions

00:03:58.580 and one of them raised their hand and said

00:04:00.500 where were you when Clevicular got mocked

00:04:02.520 by the ASU free

00:04:03.260 oh wow

00:04:06.180 just to let you know we've begun

00:04:08.560 yeah we started without you cause you're late

00:04:10.540 but we have an alley oop for you

00:04:12.440 just sit down and tell us

00:04:14.420 what happened when you gave your speech yesterday

00:04:16.800 in class

00:04:18.120 what did they ask you dude i was all right hold on sorry my my uh my uber driver my uber driver

00:04:26.900 was traffic maxing bro it was so bad dude it took 40 minutes this is actually such a good start

00:04:33.680 okay i gave i gave a speech to a bunch of like hey brie hi how are you i gave a speech to a

00:04:39.120 bunch of juniors and seniors at norwalk high school yesterday in connecticut really told my

00:04:44.060 truth got into my pain my struggle had my mom there really told this really like you know sad

00:04:50.380 story about addiction and my journey and when i finished i gave it to the class i said love to 0.98

00:04:56.220 take some questions from you guys you know on the stuff we just talked about and i shit you not a 0.97

00:05:00.860 kid stood up and he said where were you where were you when clav got brutally frame mogged by a frat 0.84

00:05:09.700 leader at asu and what did you do were you pissed i just no i i i was like dude is this yes it is

00:05:17.760 yes yes yes like what is going on yeah it's going what is going on here he he runs the internet

00:05:25.320 right now it's all i see and that doesn't even like cross my desk and that's all i see clavicular

00:05:29.680 yeah i uh it's it's made its way his he did a like a interview with i think like the times or

00:05:36.080 new york times or something oh yes about about look max yeah yeah i saw that and it made its

00:05:40.940 way to like multiple high-end like tech tech groups that i'm in wow really i met i met him

00:05:46.800 he was my security guard three years ago and this video like it went viral and he was a security

00:05:54.040 guard down cape cod like i threw an event at a bar and he was our security guard and now it's

00:05:58.460 going viral are you joking no he was a 17 year old security guard this is why i think he's lying

00:06:03.580 about his age let me show you the video okay because that's that's also why why do you kind

00:06:09.380 of look like 2018 logan i know i know i'm growing my hair out for wwe oh yeah yeah yeah i'm growing

00:06:16.460 it out so it's gonna get wild yeah it's gonna get wild yeah oh guys my phone's not loading but i'll

00:06:22.780 send you it so you can put it in um he was literally security guard in 29 20 no 2022

00:06:30.140 So you have reason to believe

00:06:32.160 That he's lying about his age

00:06:33.340 Well I don't know that seems a little fishy

00:06:34.960 You can't be a security guard at a bar until how old

00:06:37.560 Yeah cause he's 20 now allegedly

00:06:39.880 So that would put him at 17 if you're saying

00:06:41.440 Maybe he was 18

00:06:43.320 Here's why he's actually 20

00:06:45.540 Because he can't get into

00:06:48.120 Bars and clubs

00:06:50.320 He's not old enough

00:06:51.380 So like that's like if anything

00:06:53.660 Like he's

00:06:55.660 He's getting mogged by all the security guards

00:06:58.300 At the different entrances

00:06:59.780 Because why would he do that dude

00:07:01.080 He's not jester maxing

00:07:02.880 He's actually getting turned down at these

00:07:04.580 We're going to see this in the

00:07:07.040 Just a reminder that Mike Malek is 40

00:07:09.060 Yo guess what 1.00

00:07:09.760 I'm done with that shit 1.00

00:07:14.180 I got calm smoke 1.00

00:07:17.120 For everyone

00:07:18.040 I'm done jester maxing on that topic

00:07:20.480 Next time 1.00

00:07:21.900 Next time little Taiwanese Ray 1.00

00:07:24.960 Comes on this fucking show 1.00

00:07:26.820 I'm going to have a spike trap 1.00

00:07:29.260 set up for his ass under some autumn leaves bro on the ground because i'm not falling for his shit 1.00

00:07:34.180 anymore i'm not falling for his little trickery now i will say every time we do it it's good for 1.00

00:07:40.000 30 40 50 million views yeah shout out ray but let me address this topic very briefly

00:07:45.860 okay in case anyone's curious i will settle down on 40 grow up start a family when i'm good and

00:07:53.420 fucking ready okay when i want to on my terms okay until then i will continue 0.83

00:08:00.060 gesture max yeah yeah go off king you're the king of listen i i will do it when i want to 0.99

00:08:08.840 okay i don't believe in this linear lifestyle okay i like to do what i'm doing i like to think

00:08:15.140 that i'm out here on this adventure okay i see you on this adventure sometimes it's always very

00:08:20.220 enjoyable we get to hang out with great people we get to start brands we get to travel see the

00:08:25.240 world do all these wonderful things without someone calling the baby fell down the stairs

00:08:31.780 you were supposed to be watching the baby i've seen you with a girlfriend and i've seen you

00:08:35.600 without a girl which one is maxed more which one more gesture which one mog's harder i feel like 0.88

00:08:41.680 when you had a girlfriend you were mocking harder damn maybe i do need a 40 girl i didn't even do 0.75

00:08:50.120 But I didn't even do an intro to this podcast. 0.97

00:08:52.820 Yeah, no, yeah.

00:08:53.220 I just kind of got into it.

00:08:54.060 Wait, do you have the intro?

00:08:54.740 Yeah, well, yeah, well, ChatGPT wrote an intro for you.

00:08:57.400 Okay. 0.99

00:08:58.120 Oh, shit, I'm scared. 0.99

00:08:58.720 Are you ready? 1.00

00:08:58.940 Yeah, let's see it.

00:09:02.340 Today's guest turned hangover.

00:09:04.980 I just got off of the plane from Puerto Rico.

00:09:07.740 That prime protein stuck.

00:09:09.280 Yeah, I'm getting over a signal, bro.

00:09:11.940 You want me to do it?

00:09:13.400 Yeah, can you do it, bro?

00:09:14.720 Come on, Mike, you got this.

00:09:15.760 I'm trying to find it, dude.

00:09:17.220 I'll do it then.

00:09:18.200 I have it right here.

00:09:19.260 It's at the top.

00:09:19.780 Well, you're scrolling down.

00:09:20.880 I'm watching you scroll down.

00:09:21.940 Where is it?

00:09:22.460 I might have deleted it.

00:09:23.640 You go.

00:09:24.320 Go ahead.

00:09:24.640 I'll do it.

00:09:25.340 You do it.

00:09:26.480 Today's guest turned Hangovers into a brand and chaos into a career.

00:09:30.640 She went from posting unfiltered college TikToks to building one of the biggest podcasts in the game

00:09:34.900 and become one of the most talked about voices on the internet.

00:09:37.860 She says what everyone else is thinking.

00:09:39.720 She's just brave enough to hit post.

00:09:41.620 The CEO of Hangovers herself, Brianna Chicken Fry.

00:09:45.340 Yeah, that was good.

00:09:46.740 Honestly, I like that.

00:09:47.940 Okay.

00:09:48.120 It's that cheapity, baby.

00:09:49.780 What was the guy's name that you guys use?

00:09:52.040 What was the name of the Ezekiel?

00:09:54.680 Did Ezekiel write that?

00:09:55.340 How the hell did you know that?

00:09:56.600 I mean, you guys were late, so I was just sitting here talking.

00:09:58.980 You were talking to my AI chatbot that we made?

00:10:02.100 He was working for us 24-7?

00:10:03.580 Yeah, which is insane.

00:10:04.480 Who we named Ezekiel?

00:10:05.220 No breaks.

00:10:05.960 No breaks?

00:10:06.460 He don't need breaks.

00:10:07.200 No, he doesn't.

00:10:07.980 He just got compute.

00:10:10.000 Hey, listen to me.

00:10:11.400 I'd like to take this moment to apologize to you.

00:10:14.720 Okay.

00:10:15.560 I made a mean comment.

00:10:17.660 Years ago.

00:10:18.320 Years ago.

00:10:18.940 and after i did that i did i asked myself why did i do that and i didn't have an answer no answer

00:10:26.960 it was me you and i think he was there i wouldn't have i would have raged if i don't think mike was

00:10:33.400 there no it was just me it was me you portnor was there dave and josh we were on stage and then i

00:10:40.320 made a comment about about well i just it was about your hair i remember yeah so i've like

00:10:47.340 had this thing for you where i'm like do i hate logan paul i'm sorry or not like i feel like when

00:10:52.820 anyone ever asked me like who's the worst celebrity you've ever met i always it's always just logan

00:10:57.340 paul because it's an easy like you're the only one that's ever said something mean to me i know

00:11:00.880 and i and i don't know why i did it i think i was i think i was trying to get attention yeah what

00:11:05.960 was the comment i think i called off brand whitney cummings or something good lord yeah

00:11:10.960 because i had purple hair logan yeah like just on stage out of nowhere i was like i was at the

00:11:16.240 a show in LA. I was being nice to him too. I was having

00:11:18.200 a bad day. I was in my heel phase

00:11:20.280 then I turned face, now I'm heel again. Okay.

00:11:22.380 Healed? We're in our healing era? No.

00:11:24.140 No, that's a different type of thing. Did you

00:11:25.740 just say, I'm sorry?

00:11:28.620 Or did you just say, I want to apologize?

00:11:30.260 No, I did squeeze it in there.

00:11:32.140 In between one of your sentences, I said

00:11:34.300 it. I could say it again.

00:11:36.360 Maybe one more.

00:11:38.360 Brianna, I'm sorry for

00:11:40.260 telling you that you're a wannabe anyone

00:11:42.280 because you're 100% you.

00:11:44.180 Okay, thank you. Apology

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00:12:35.600 So who's the worst celebrity you've ever met?

00:12:37.320 Well, now I need to find a new one because you were such a cop-out.

00:12:40.240 I think I have one in mind for you.

00:12:42.240 Who?

00:12:43.200 Oh, yeah.

00:12:45.240 He's technically a celebrity.

00:12:46.820 I guess. 0.99

00:12:47.240 Do we want to just get all the fucking Zach questions out of the way? 0.99

00:12:49.280 Wow. 0.99

00:12:50.180 Dude, Logan usually doesn't introduce that stuff.

00:12:52.900 That's usually me to ask.

00:12:54.200 Yeah, I'm so sorry.

00:12:55.520 Let's just get it out of the way.

00:12:56.900 Look, I was on Twitter, and I'm big into collectibles.

00:13:03.660 Okay.

00:13:03.940 In fact, I have a Pokemon card selling tomorrow at auction.

00:13:09.240 It's going to be the most valuable Pokemon card in the entire world.

00:13:11.400 It is, but it could sell for like eight figures.

00:13:14.140 Oh, wow.

00:13:15.800 Anyways, I'm a big collector.

00:13:17.900 And I saw your ex is getting into collecting.

00:13:21.320 And before I met you, I was thinking about, you know, reaching out to him and being like, hey, you know, I can help you.

00:13:28.180 Collecting's great.

00:13:28.900 Welcome to the hobby.

00:13:30.220 But now that obviously we're on great terms and I'm no longer your least favorite celebrity, is he the ops?

00:13:36.520 He's always the ops.

00:13:37.840 Oh, man.

00:13:38.640 Oh, my gosh.

00:13:39.820 He would hate you.

00:13:41.020 Wow, he would?

00:13:41.820 Yes.

00:13:42.200 Why?

00:13:42.620 Oh, my God.

00:13:43.020 He hated anything to do with podcasting.

00:13:45.340 He thinks it's, like, so embarrassing and, like, the worst thing ever.

00:13:48.400 He would always make fun of my career.

00:13:50.120 Would he call Logan an influencer, you think?

00:13:52.520 Yeah.

00:13:53.000 But I am very much that.

00:13:54.660 I know.

00:13:54.920 I just don't have much shame in it because it's awesome.

00:13:57.180 Because it's awesome and it's a great career and, like, you've made such a life out of it.

00:14:00.200 However, when you're a real superstar with a real talent, like your ex, I could see how that could inflate your sense of self.

00:14:09.040 Yeah, for sure.

00:14:10.300 For sure.

00:14:11.220 He was, like, up here.

00:14:12.980 With singing in particular, it's almost like God has chosen you for this gift.

00:14:20.080 That's how I've always felt about someone who's born vocally with a good—

00:14:23.660 Yeah, but if he could sing that well.

00:14:25.360 Like, a lot—I bet if you guys tried, you could sing as good as he did.

00:14:28.560 I have tried.

00:14:29.060 I have a Bledham record.

00:14:29.960 Oh, exactly.

00:14:30.800 Perfect.

00:14:31.000 I can't sing.

00:14:31.780 But not like that.

00:14:32.400 I can't even walk.

00:14:33.080 But not like that.

00:14:33.340 But, like, let's talk about, like, people are really gifted with singing.

00:14:36.660 He's not that gifted with singing.

00:14:37.580 Hold on.

00:14:37.980 Hold on.

00:14:38.280 i'm just being objective i just want to i want to say this i i we can get into all the nitty-gritty

00:14:43.700 but like let's separate the art from the human for a second i per i believe that he's a very

00:14:49.400 gifted songwriter yeah i loved his music okay that's fine we can get past that right and just

00:14:55.120 all agree on that topic right would you go back and take the 12 million no no are you sure i'm

00:15:03.020 positive are you absolutely certain i know that no one believes me but if i wanted to i would 0.92

00:15:09.100 have fucking taken it why didn't you take that because i don't i don't want anything you guys 0.92

00:15:13.900 have no idea the half of what i went through with this person to have that hanging over my head for 0.99

00:15:18.060 one more second and to be in a contract with him for five more years what did you have to do or not

00:15:23.720 do i would have been under surveillance with his team and him for the next five years of my life

00:15:29.480 until the payout was complete how much is that per year that's that's like over two mil a year

00:15:33.080 though just to be under surveillance we're under surveillance anyways yeah like you're on camera

00:15:38.180 right now yeah but like i wouldn't have been able to do my job i wouldn't have been able to post

00:15:42.300 anything i wouldn't have been able to say anything i could only say positive remarks what you mean

00:15:46.220 post anything like i just couldn't i couldn't be on social media what are you talking about

00:15:50.520 are you serious yes and he also tried to put in the nda this is like such old news but i guess

00:15:56.620 have never told you guys about it but he put in the nda like all of barstool all of josh and all

00:16:02.320 of dave so like they would have been under control mike that's literally impossible like what are you

00:16:07.220 talking about like insane it was just like it was just out of the question i guess i didn't realize

00:16:13.120 it was that controlling it was so controlling and i would have to do like check-ins with them

00:16:16.960 like stay in contact with kind of like a probation officer that's what i used to have to do do you 0.98

00:16:21.180 didn't have to give drug to like pee in a cup no a problem maybe honestly fucking i don't know 0.92

00:16:25.500 i think it was very noble of you incredibly noble it wasn't like supposed to be a noble thing it was 0.93

00:16:33.160 more so just like for me and i wanted that chapter of my life to be done i am failing to understand

00:16:39.320 why there wanted he wanted that level of uh control over you post relationship because he

00:16:46.060 is a psychopath and a narcissist and very scary person and i know so much but i'm just like so

00:16:52.700 over like when i came forward with what i went through it wasn't to like i knew i was never

00:16:57.840 going to ruin his career i knew like nothing was ever going to change for him it was like for me

00:17:02.480 and for girls that experienced the same thing i knew people weren't going to believe me i knew 0.90

00:17:07.000 like he was going to do everything that he could to like smear my campaign or like fucking hurt my

00:17:12.640 career which he did and like it just wasn't for him it was for me like i knew he'd be fine we i 0.77

00:17:18.940 said in the first podcast episode i was like we don't punish bad men we make them president like

00:17:22.980 that is literally what goes on are you are you like uh comfortable talking about this topic 0.95

00:17:29.020 no it's kind of it's kind of oh shit it's 2 p.m fuck i was gonna say it's kind of early but it's 0.95

00:17:35.160 not like do you like talking like we don't have to talk about this i mean i like talking about 0.99

00:17:40.120 the things that are important but not like the stupid shit of it it's also so anytime i'm asked 0.97

00:17:46.460 about it i talk about it and then people say it's all i talk about but there's no yo we ask 0.98

00:17:51.720 these questions like you didn't bring it up it wasn't you trying to bring it up and like bring

00:17:58.100 it back we ask these questions i i i'm i uh don't want to make you uncomfortable i i i sort of feel

00:18:04.480 like as a podcast host unfortunately i'm i try to get the most out of a conversation and like

00:18:09.840 I find this incredibly interesting

00:18:11.400 because you did do something noble.

00:18:12.940 Mike is right.

00:18:14.740 Turning down $12 million is...

00:18:16.700 12.9.

00:18:17.460 That's insane.

00:18:18.720 I don't know how many people would do that.

00:18:20.720 Yeah, I know.

00:18:21.380 That's a lot of Charizards.

00:18:22.880 Yeah, that is a lot of Charizards.

00:18:24.160 That's a lot of Charizards.

00:18:25.120 That's like 24 pieces.

00:18:26.400 And if you had invested 12.9 in first edition boxes

00:18:30.180 or Charizards at the time the offer was made,

00:18:32.740 how much would that be worth right now?

00:18:33.700 Why are you saying Charizards like that?

00:18:36.600 I don't know.

00:18:36.920 Just give it a little flair.

00:18:37.900 Yeah.

00:18:38.240 You know what I'm saying?

00:18:38.640 It's not bad.

00:18:39.840 yeah yeah probably probably upwards of 15 16 million if you invested at the time um regardless

00:18:46.140 way to go we don't got it we don't got it we don't got to do all that that's crazy it is crazy

00:18:50.480 though as well that his current wife looks really identical to you i've never even talked about that

00:18:55.140 no that topic is interesting no i thought that was because because i'm gonna be honest

00:18:58.880 men do sometimes be having a tight because i like but no one before me ever looks like me

00:19:06.700 hit him with that let's just be real like it was such if you i don't know if you guys know

00:19:13.740 anything about narcissists but like this is what they do like his whole entire literal wedding and

00:19:17.940 yeah people say you are one yeah for sure they say that i have so many questions to ask you too

00:19:22.880 but like he did all that was like a dig at me like it's so apparent and obvious you think he

00:19:28.320 got married as a dig at you that i'm not saying that's wrong i'm just you don't know the guy

00:19:34.480 And like that's what's gonna get clipped

00:19:36.420 I swear to god next country music festival

00:19:38.660 I'm at he's gonna jump over a fence

00:19:40.600 To fight me I'm not saying married

00:19:42.040 But like dating her was to get at me

00:19:43.900 You didn't see when he jumped over that fence

00:19:45.560 That was so funny that made me so happy

00:19:48.180 I didn't see it

00:19:49.020 You didn't see that oh my god it was awesome

00:19:51.640 If Mr. Beast did a

00:19:53.640 Exes compete for a million dollars

00:19:56.960 Challenge would you do it with Zach Bryan

00:19:58.660 I pitched it to him the other day I thought it was a really interesting idea

00:20:01.220 Oh my god no

00:20:01.940 Like stuck in a cube with your ex trying to compete for a million dollars?

00:20:04.540 Oh, my God.

00:20:05.660 That would kind of be funny.

00:20:06.920 We're done here.

00:20:07.720 We're shutting this topic down.

00:20:09.040 Wait, wait, wait.

00:20:10.260 What were you saying earlier about questions about narcissism?

00:20:13.280 Oh, because, okay, there's so much about you.

00:20:15.560 So, well, I have one question right now. 0.99

00:20:17.720 With the Tom Brady shit, you were obviously jester maxing, right? 1.00

00:20:21.220 Like, you were just talking shit. 1.00

00:20:24.180 You don't actually think that. 1.00

00:20:25.620 Think what?

00:20:26.460 That you're a better athlete than Saquon Barkley or, like, any of those guys.

00:20:30.140 or do you actually think that

00:20:32.720 so this is where it might mean you're a narcissist 0.99

00:20:35.280 no no the answer is obviously fucking not 0.99

00:20:36.920 yeah right okay 0.99

00:20:37.780 oh dude I thought you were going to lean in

00:20:40.540 we do this gesture maxim very seriously

00:20:43.540 no I mean that's why you guys are so good at your job

00:20:45.520 no the answer is absolutely not

00:20:47.300 the NFL athletes

00:20:49.500 are incredible athletes

00:20:50.440 but I like when people think I'm serious 0.97

00:20:53.280 and then I just fucking lean into it 0.96

00:20:55.100 I know I never can tell 0.93

00:20:56.340 yeah well that's kind of the art to be honest with you

00:20:59.060 whether it's a work or a shoot and sometimes you work yourself into a shoot brother it's and you

00:21:03.900 also work yourself into a lot of it's he's really good at it well it's also my job brie like like

00:21:10.420 literally that's that's that's my job i will say the one i think valid pushback i have just for

00:21:17.360 that athletic conversation in general is like what makes an athlete you know what i'm saying

00:21:22.860 I think all around, most NFL players are better athletes than most WWE superstars, but I'm not sure we could switch roles and it would be easy for either side.

00:21:36.400 And I saw comments like talking about downhill skiing and like basketball and like every sport at the highest level takes an insane level of dedication and specificity and skill set that you can't quite translate and copy and paste onto one another.

00:21:54.700 Yeah, that's fair.

00:21:55.220 So, like, here's something that's maybe crazy to say.

00:21:59.280 If you put me and Tom Brady up athletically against one another in, like, a majority of sports, I bet I'd be more athletic.

00:22:08.160 Prime Brady or Brady now?

00:22:10.760 Either.

00:22:11.720 Okay, name a sport.

00:22:13.280 Throw a sport out there.

00:22:14.860 And let's get objective on athleticism.

00:22:18.220 What is the most athletic sport we think?

00:22:19.160 Thank you.

00:22:19.460 Yeah, well, that's – I think basketball is probably pretty athletic.

00:22:24.180 I think football is really athletic.

00:22:25.720 Okay, no gesture maxing.

00:22:28.040 You would beat TB in basketball.

00:22:31.220 Probably not.

00:22:32.520 Okay.

00:22:34.000 Golf.

00:22:35.060 Probably not.

00:22:37.040 Fencing.

00:22:38.180 Yeah.

00:22:41.960 I'm sorry, just so everyone knows.

00:22:43.900 I'm making a fencing match between you and Tom Brady happen.

00:22:46.880 Please, please, please. 0.97

00:22:48.500 Doing Saudi Arabia.

00:22:49.620 No, no, no, no.

00:22:50.340 It's happening in Los Angeles in April in my friend's fencing league.

00:22:53.180 I'm telling you right now it's happening

00:22:54.740 I think Speed and KSI are fencing

00:22:57.020 Fencing league is wild

00:22:58.600 I didn't even think people still fenced

00:23:01.380 It's a sport on guard

00:23:02.660 You know where I also land?

00:23:05.660 What?

00:23:07.580 This will be the narcissist

00:23:09.440 coming out of me

00:23:10.160 I'm excited to see

00:23:12.420 He puts a warning on

00:23:13.440 He used the word cute when talking about WWE

00:23:16.780 I think in many ways football is also cute

00:23:19.980 because to take

00:23:21.140 to take any sport

00:23:23.100 and then go to the ultimate level of, like, durability and primal nature of humans

00:23:30.460 is anything combat-related.

00:23:33.340 So I'm a boxer, and, like, you can probably put most NFL players 0.99

00:23:39.260 and basketball players in a ring, and they'd probably get their ass kicked by real boxers. 0.98

00:23:43.500 We've seen my brother do it, like, time and time again. 0.97

00:23:45.660 And so, like, I think you can be as athletic as you want,

00:23:50.680 and when you're playing your sport, that's awesome.

00:23:53.100 But if it, like, really came down to, I guess, just survivability and standing your ground, I think most fighters would win that bout.

00:24:03.100 Okay.

00:24:04.800 That's not an unfair thing to say.

00:24:06.860 So in that way, like, being an athlete is cute compared to, like, being a fighter.

00:24:13.740 Like, it's cute.

00:24:14.440 It's cute.

00:24:14.700 You guys play your sports.

00:24:15.500 Well, I even get, like, icked out at how obsessed people are with football.

00:24:19.720 And I'm like, these are just grown men, like, running around.

00:24:22.000 And I get a little bit icked out and embarrassed

00:24:24.260 I'm gonna stop you right there 0.97

00:24:25.920 It is so fucking hard Brie 0.92

00:24:28.080 No I know but I'm like 0.95

00:24:29.460 It's tough

00:24:30.560 People act like they're fighting wars though

00:24:32.860 But it's like you're playing football

00:24:36.520 It is 0.99

00:24:37.740 Have you ever been tackled by a 380 pound black man? 1.00

00:24:41.020 Yes I have on special forces 1.00

00:24:42.440 By a literal fucking linebacker 0.99

00:24:44.500 And I got taken out and I got right back up 1.00

00:24:46.540 And I didn't have pads on

00:24:47.240 That's crazy that you were on that show 0.99

00:24:49.360 Yeah that show was fucked up 0.99

00:24:50.360 And I beat all of the NFL players and everyone. 0.98

00:24:53.160 Yeah, you were top three, right?

00:24:54.520 Yeah.

00:24:54.980 That's crazy.

00:24:55.620 I tapped out five minutes before it was over.

00:24:57.420 Why did you do that? 0.92

00:24:58.400 Because I was fucking done, and I thought it was going to be one more day, and then it was over. 0.97

00:25:03.020 But I don't know. 0.97

00:25:03.680 The football thing, I'm like, I guess all sports are kind of cute, but I just, I was wondering if you really thought you were better than them athletically.

00:25:10.900 Than Saquon Barkley?

00:25:11.680 Yeah.

00:25:12.460 I mean, again, what is better?

00:25:13.740 It depends.

00:25:14.020 Do I think I'm more athletic than Saquon Barkley?

00:25:15.780 No, I don't.

00:25:16.220 Okay.

00:25:16.640 I don't.

00:25:16.960 Me and Kevin had this conversation

00:25:18.960 And I was just like nah

00:25:20.120 I think like

00:25:20.700 I'm having a good time trolling people

00:25:24.140 That's kind of my thing

00:25:25.800 You kind of trolled Alex Earl when she sat down too 0.99

00:25:28.220 That was a fucking mistake 1.00

00:25:29.680 That was a mistake 0.99

00:25:32.020 I was like oh my god

00:25:33.780 You actually thought she won

00:25:34.780 Yes I thought she won

00:25:35.860 And I was like trapped 1.00

00:25:38.260 And I was like oh fuck 0.99

00:25:39.340 Like here I am thinking I'm kind of complimenting her 0.99

00:25:41.800 Like laying her up to be like yeah I won 1.00

00:25:43.480 And then I was like fuck she didn't win 0.99

00:25:45.740 I'm sitting there, and he says it, and I go, whoa, whoa, buddy. 0.99

00:25:49.500 I was like, oh my, this is the Logan I know.

00:25:51.460 Yeah, I know, I know, I know, just so, I was, I felt so bad, because I, you could tell, like, in that moment, she was, she was, yeah, and I was like, man, she gave us the grace of setting on this podcast.

00:26:03.320 I can't believe she even sat down.

00:26:05.160 I know, I know.

00:26:06.440 What is that supposed to mean?

00:26:07.600 She doesn't do anything.

00:26:08.560 Not a dig to you, but she doesn't do anything.

00:26:10.520 I owe her an apology similar to how I just apologized to you.

00:26:13.760 Yeah.

00:26:14.020 Look I'm not a perfect human being far from it

00:26:16.320 Part of the reason she sat down

00:26:18.660 Is because of my

00:26:20.260 Room maxing that I do

00:26:22.740 At night as opposed to

00:26:24.720 Unc 40 settling down

00:26:26.240 So when she walks by on the red carpet

00:26:28.860 And says oh there's Mike he taught me how to play

00:26:30.740 Blackjack in Vegas at 4 in the morning

00:26:32.300 Gave me $500 to gamble with

00:26:33.940 Maybe I'll sit with Logan and everybody just

00:26:36.700 Sees me

00:26:37.320 As the weird uncle 0.99

00:26:40.140 I'm fucking working dude 1.00

00:26:42.000 you are you are you do you max out on these rooms those after parties you're every single 0.99

00:26:47.280 you're beelining for everyone i'm working yeah i swear to you there's more to it dude people

00:26:51.660 think nothing gets done in the rooms at night he ain't going and i don't mean that as a bad thing

00:26:56.680 i would have been nervous and not wanted to do this unless i knew you thank you because

00:27:00.560 of obviously our dark history it's it's dark it's dark and it's deep if we ever would have

00:27:08.080 cross paths i would have said like hey i want to say i'm sorry for making a like an unnecessarily

00:27:14.260 well it's it's nice that you even remember because you would think that you don't even

00:27:17.360 remember those things it just tramples people on his route to success just keeps going up

00:27:22.720 yeah doesn't care yeah well well look at you now yeah you did it you're on fire you're on fire

00:27:30.600 we're here gang i'm at the big game party right now and if you look around it's legends everywhere

00:27:36.020 Athletes, celebrities, icons, me.

00:27:39.140 And that's what the big game does.

00:27:40.780 It brings everyone together, but mostly me at the center.

00:27:44.320 But this summer, Fanatics Fest is doing that for the fans.

00:27:48.180 Honestly, the next time you're going to see this many stars in one place is Fanatics Fest.

00:27:53.860 We've been saying it only at Fanatics.

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00:28:09.840 Plus, many more that are already announced.

00:28:12.160 And if you're a WWE fan, yes, I will be there.

00:28:15.680 And yes, my peers will as well.

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00:31:09.300 Dude.

00:31:10.300 What, Mike?

00:31:11.320 I don't know.

00:31:12.140 I just...

00:31:13.740 You've had a few beefs, honestly.

00:31:16.660 It's not even just the last one we talked about.

00:31:18.680 What other beefs have I had?

00:31:19.440 I don't know.

00:31:19.860 This whole thing with Grace.

00:31:21.060 It's not even a beef. 0.97

00:31:22.060 It's an internet beef that they created, which is so fucking frustrating. 0.95

00:31:25.800 What's the deal, y'all? 0.95

00:31:27.020 No, we're not friends.

00:31:28.280 We'll never be friends again.

00:31:29.360 But there was no beef to begin with.

00:31:32.120 And the internet, like, made it so much worse than it was.

00:31:35.520 And now it's so annoying. 0.97

00:31:38.220 So it starts as, like, maybe, like, a misunderstanding type of thing or just some crap. 0.91

00:31:43.700 Yeah. 0.96

00:31:44.160 Internet steamrolls it.

00:31:45.800 Well, yeah, I was in a relationship with bad guys.

00:31:48.920 She didn't like bad guy.

00:31:50.280 We really butted heads. 0.98

00:31:51.220 There was a whole other shit going on with her where, like, our Plan Brief fans were just, like, really bullying me. 0.97

00:31:58.340 And I was like, Grace, will you say something? 0.98

00:31:59.800 Will you do something?

00:32:00.600 And she was like, no, like, it's fine.

00:32:01.840 It doesn't matter.

00:32:02.680 And it was really hurting me because I was in a really bad relationship.

00:32:06.120 And they were bullying you for what topic specifically?

00:32:08.800 That I was dating him or that I was a bad friend.

00:32:11.140 And you were looking for some love from her.

00:32:12.840 My best friend to be like, hey, like, she's my best friend.

00:32:16.000 And her decision to not get involved was because she didn't want smoke?

00:32:20.720 No, she said it doesn't matter.

00:32:22.080 Like behind closed door, you know, you're my best friend.

00:32:24.200 Okay.

00:32:24.720 So in theory, shout out Theorist Studios.

00:32:29.340 Thank God.

00:32:30.380 Good plug.

00:32:31.340 Does it better.

00:32:32.400 Maybe he does.

00:32:33.100 He's really good at marketing stuff.

00:32:34.640 In theory, it does make sense.

00:32:37.440 Okay.

00:32:38.460 She's kind of right because we look at, we've had to do this for 10 years now, longer for him.

00:32:44.260 This playground mentality.

00:32:46.160 There's people on the slide and they're yelling at you as you walk by the playground.

00:32:49.200 Grow up.

00:32:49.720 Settle down.

00:32:50.200 no it was no it was they were saying that i was a bad friend to her and she's behind closed doors

00:32:55.740 being like you're my best friend you're the best friend in the world just let them run with it

00:32:59.060 because she was getting lifted up and then like she liked that where i was like this is really

00:33:03.580 weird and uncomfortable can you just be like we've been best friends since we were 10 this is it's

00:33:08.680 feeling like you have ulterior motives with it and then she wouldn't say anything so i ended the

00:33:13.660 podcast before me and my ex ended anything and then it just snowballed and spiraled and then

00:33:19.600 she goes on all these podcasts and says that she misses me and wants to be friends but then behind

00:33:24.720 closed doors in new york she won't talk to anyone that talks to me she like ends friendship she's

00:33:29.380 evil it's like it's very dark and weird and i've like never said that out loud i have one person

00:33:35.560 here so i'm not like we don't have the other person so like whatever right i i kind of get 0.97

00:33:41.480 your point i have gone to actual fucking war with this kid for shit that did not involve me 0.93

00:33:48.280 my entire career and like literally 0.99

00:33:50.380 like have always

00:33:51.800 without him asking

00:33:54.000 so I get where you're coming from

00:33:56.060 well that's what I would do for her always and I'm like this does

00:33:58.380 involve you so why wouldn't you stand up for

00:34:00.340 your friend that like I've stuck up

00:34:02.140 for her for like years

00:34:03.580 so I'm just very much like I'm a

00:34:06.340 loyalty based person so it's like once

00:34:08.380 you do that to me I'm like that's 0.88

00:34:10.380 so fucking weird and I don't want to surround myself with you 0.98

00:34:12.400 anymore type of thing 0.99

00:34:13.480 I feel like

00:34:15.120 all good relationships have at least one

00:34:18.200 falling out yeah is that your first one with her we will never be friends oh interesting yeah she's

00:34:25.200 got that absolutely i hate to see hate to see i'm sorry about that yeah it does suck because we were

00:34:29.760 best friends at one point but are you still friends with josh yeah i was with him all weekend

00:34:35.220 i loved him yeah he's my bestie because i i remember seeing a clip of you guys like kind

00:34:39.520 of beefing once on a pod i guess we kind of took a page out of your book and we kind of just

00:34:43.660 kept going because people said that we hated

00:34:45.920 each other. Was it a work or a shoot?

00:34:47.340 So we fed into it. It was

00:34:49.540 a podcast episode.

00:34:52.340 Oh wait, what'd you say?

00:34:53.420 Was it a work or a shoot? Work or a shoot?

00:34:56.080 Yeah. Or did you guys work yourselves into a shoot

00:34:58.000 brother? No, I don't even know

00:34:59.960 what he's saying. Am I an idiot? No, no. 1.00

00:35:02.000 You're not an idiot at all. I really feel stupid right now. 1.00

00:35:04.340 It's WWE. 0.98

00:35:05.620 It's lingo. Oh my god. I was like

00:35:08.040 am I fucking gonna faint right now? No, no, no. 0.98

00:35:10.080 Hulk Hogan did this to me like the

00:35:11.960 greatest wrestler of all time and I'm a wrestler 0.99

00:35:14.760 and I didn't know what he was fucking saying. 0.98

00:35:16.860 I just was like, what? 0.98

00:35:18.660 So a work is exactly what it sounds like.

00:35:20.700 It's a work. You're kind of pretending.

00:35:23.300 It was a work.

00:35:24.860 It was a work.

00:35:25.880 It was behind the scenes.

00:35:28.000 We knew what was going on.

00:35:28.680 It was a work.

00:35:30.200 And then we kept feeding into it.

00:35:32.280 Every episode we would do a fight

00:35:33.600 because people would pick it up and loved it.

00:35:35.600 Oh, you worked me?

00:35:37.500 Yes, that's what it is. Holy shit, I got worked. 0.99

00:35:40.020 Yeah, we did work. 0.99

00:35:40.620 I think potentially one of the greatest examples of, I don't know if we do this, working yourself into a shoot that I've ever seen in my entire life, we could tiptoe, was you not being excited about the Bad Bunny halftime show.

00:35:58.880 That was not a work.

00:36:00.300 That was one of my questions as well.

00:36:01.400 That was kind of a work, but not really.

00:36:04.360 And then you kind of worked yourself into a shoot. 0.93

00:36:06.300 And then my brother fucking worked as a new issue. 0.88

00:36:12.180 So Jake, was that had to have been a work from Jake from the beginning, right? 0.98

00:36:16.020 What?

00:36:16.660 That he didn't want to watch it.

00:36:19.360 Me?

00:36:19.840 Oh, wait, I'm Logan.

00:36:20.840 I know.

00:36:21.360 I know.

00:36:21.980 But Jake started it by saying he didn't want to watch it.

00:36:24.560 No, that was me that said that.

00:36:25.640 On the red carpet.

00:36:26.940 Oh, but I'm saying Jake's tweet.

00:36:28.800 No, Jake's tweet came after.

00:36:30.420 Oh, you said it first?

00:36:32.060 Well, I was asked on the red carpet.

00:36:34.480 Look, look, look.

00:36:35.160 All right. 1.00

00:36:35.580 Let's peel back the fucking curse. 1.00

00:36:37.100 Can we give him a peek behind the wall for once, dude? 1.00

00:36:40.140 Fine.

00:36:40.340 Can we really talk about it?

00:36:41.140 For once, let's take it down. 0.98

00:36:41.780 I'm going to stop fucking around here. 0.98

00:36:43.400 Okay. 0.99

00:36:44.780 Bad Bunny is a world-renowned superstar.

00:36:48.740 Yes.

00:36:49.040 Right?

00:36:49.580 He also can be a WWE superstar when he wants.

00:36:53.880 He's a good wrestler.

00:36:54.860 I've seen, I've seen. 0.99

00:36:55.560 He can fucking wrestle. 0.99

00:36:57.760 There have been talks about maybe us wrestling. 0.99

00:37:02.600 Like, it's been floated around.

00:37:04.220 and like i've been candid about the fact that i would love to do i think would be i think it'd

00:37:09.660 be the greatest wwe match of all time i really i really believe that and in that regard anytime

00:37:15.980 i'm asked about bad bunny i think that in the back of my mind and so it's like to set that up and

00:37:21.800 when i'm asked if i'm excited for the halftime show saying no one word no it's like okay now

00:37:27.580 people are talking about it however there is truth to the fact that dog i'm a 30 year old man i'm not

00:37:33.960 excited about any halftime

00:37:36.000 show, bro. I don't care.

00:37:37.580 I also didn't even watch the

00:37:39.940 game really that much.

00:37:41.260 I was ripping Pokemon packs up.

00:37:43.300 But you're going to complicate the topic because in reality, the majority

00:37:45.980 of your intention behind saying it was

00:37:47.640 the work. I'd say

00:37:49.220 80-20.

00:37:51.340 80 being work, 20%.

00:37:53.280 I don't care if it's Bad Bunny performing

00:37:55.340 or someone else. They said, are you excited for the halftime show?

00:37:57.720 I said, no.

00:37:58.520 Then when Jake tweeted that, everyone assumed that you were 1.00

00:38:01.400 a fucking... 1.00

00:38:02.840 And then you had to walk it back 1.00

00:38:04.760 Defcon level one

00:38:06.500 That is working yourself into a shoot

00:38:09.420 Working yourself into a shoot

00:38:10.700 That's actually the greatest example

00:38:12.480 I've ever seen

00:38:14.220 It was almost exact

00:38:15.640 That's what they should put in the textbooks

00:38:17.100 That's actually true

00:38:18.660 But it was very circumstantial

00:38:20.760 Because I didn't work myself into a shoot

00:38:22.640 My brother worked my work into a shoot

00:38:24.900 Brother

00:38:25.420 But then brother walked it back too

00:38:29.560 Yo don't even get me started

00:38:30.860 Don't even get me started 0.99

00:38:33.320 Don't even fucking get me started. 0.98

00:38:34.360 I want to get you started because I'm so confused about that. 0.99

00:38:37.300 Why did he come out so hot and then walk it back? 0.99

00:38:42.820 Fucking tell her, dude. 1.00

00:38:43.920 I don't know. 1.00

00:38:44.740 I don't know.

00:38:45.740 What do you guys know?

00:38:46.360 Do you guys want to know?

00:38:47.080 He was jester maxing in a different country.

00:38:49.480 Because did he just want to get in the talks?

00:38:52.080 I don't think he knew what he was trying to do, to be honest with you.

00:38:56.820 I'll be honest with you.

00:38:58.260 I'd love to tell you.

00:38:59.600 i think that is my brother's story to tell and speak when he's ready to talk about it i did feel

00:39:07.160 it was important that i completely negate what he's saying because i couldn't disagree more

00:39:13.020 and it's crazy because he's my brother i love him i put it into i love him but that doesn't

00:39:19.620 mean we agree on things and it complicates things because people confuse us they already

00:39:25.140 think we're the same person i'll walk outside right now and get called jake five times yeah

00:39:29.200 He'll go outside in the Netherlands and get called Logan.

00:39:31.100 It happened when we were leaving and we were being attacked and mauled and everybody was

00:39:34.740 screaming, Jake Paul, Jake Paul, Jake Paul.

00:39:36.300 And so it's like, I felt in this scenario, I had to put my flag in the sand and I'm glad

00:39:42.980 I did.

00:39:44.560 That's always a great after party for the Superbowl, by the way. 0.99

00:39:47.660 10 person fucking, what is going on here? 0.99

00:39:52.220 No, that happens. 0.99

00:39:53.400 That used to happen with me and Dave too.

00:39:54.660 Cause we really don't agree on a lot of things and like, he's very strong about stuff and

00:39:58.220 I am too.

00:39:59.200 And people just assume if one person says something, the other agrees with them and it's.

00:40:04.220 Yeah.

00:40:04.940 Yeah, they get lumped in a lot.

00:40:06.280 You get lumped in.

00:40:06.960 Yeah.

00:40:07.920 Yeah, that whole thing was unfortunate.

00:40:10.120 It still is unfortunate.

00:40:11.440 So you still want to fight Bad Bunny or wrestle Bad Bunny?

00:40:15.820 I think it would be the greatest, most popular WWE match of all time.

00:40:19.800 Yeah, I agree.

00:40:20.640 I think it would be insane.

00:40:21.520 I think it transcends WWE.

00:40:23.400 What did you think about the halftime show?

00:40:25.980 The Bad Bunny halftime show?

00:40:27.060 I loved it.

00:40:27.640 But I love Bad Bunny.

00:40:28.740 but it was also you guys were at the game it wasn't that good in in person it's definitely

00:40:33.480 curated for television yeah the whole show is curated for television right but there was enough

00:40:39.360 energy there to get the boxes going yeah the music was loud enough and it was like dude you just gotta

00:40:45.500 you gotta the advice for the gringos is this dude you just gotta feel it just you gotta feel it i

00:40:51.900 didn't know you know and you know what i did when i got home after i got a chance to like really

00:40:55.980 listen to the to the words in translated and and by the way there's no one-to-one translation like

00:41:02.100 like the the the Puerto Rican version of Spanish does not translate like perfectly nor does Spanish

00:41:10.260 in general to English but I got to see some of the stuff and it's very like powerful positive

00:41:15.800 stuff he's just a sweetie pie like it you know what I'm saying and and by the way like all that 0.99

00:41:21.940 like blowback and everybody's like nah fuck 0.99

00:41:23.940 this I'm watching T Poussey with 0.99

00:41:25.720 Kid Rock and

00:41:26.740 he didn't make it political at all he had every

00:41:29.760 opportunity to you are you are that

00:41:31.920 angry that this man has

00:41:33.980 so many 1.00

00:41:35.200 absolutely stunning Latina women

00:41:37.960 dancing at the halftime

00:41:40.020 show I was

00:41:41.240 like if you are offended by that I don't know

00:41:43.920 if there's anything more American than that

00:41:45.580 I thought the suggestion

00:41:47.860 to turn off the halftime show was a little 0.97

00:41:49.840 fucking dramatic like that was on some like 1.00

00:41:51.740 you're a baby shit. 1.00

00:41:53.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:53.180 Also because of,

00:41:54.060 if the criteria for that decision

00:41:56.360 is whether or not

00:41:57.320 the halftime performer

00:41:58.440 is a U.S. citizen.

00:42:00.060 Do you know how many

00:42:00.620 halftime performers

00:42:01.380 haven't been U.S. citizens?

00:42:02.420 He was already there before

00:42:04.220 and like J-Lo, Shakira,

00:42:06.020 like it's all Hispanic music.

00:42:08.120 It just, 1.00

00:42:09.360 I get not liking,

00:42:10.400 here's the difference,

00:42:11.240 like you can say

00:42:11.880 you don't like the halftime show,

00:42:13.860 you don't like Bad Bunny,

00:42:14.760 you didn't want to watch it,

00:42:15.500 but to turn it off

00:42:16.400 and watch something in protest.

00:42:17.440 Sorry, that's where I stood

00:42:19.100 and I felt like

00:42:19.640 there's a difference

00:42:20.260 between like, okay.

00:42:21.040 such a difference I'm not necessarily 0.98

00:42:22.980 interested in this versus like I'm fucking 0.97

00:42:24.940 boycotting it like I can't believe it 0.85

00:42:26.680 I'm gonna watch Kid Rock and like that 0.94

00:42:29.040 means to me you're racist

00:42:30.980 if you're like you have to go

00:42:33.000 and oppose it but like just don't watch it

00:42:34.980 if you don't like it and also like this idea

00:42:36.940 that the halftime show can't be done in Spanish

00:42:39.180 like

00:42:40.060 you have a bigger issue with

00:42:43.060 this country we are a country of

00:42:45.060 many people I know

00:42:46.660 and Hispanic people make up

00:42:48.980 a large, large percentage

00:42:51.180 of people in this country.

00:42:52.600 Shout out Kevin.

00:42:54.880 Shout out Jorge. Maybe even Patrick.

00:42:56.900 I mean, I would assume Irish, but you never know.

00:42:59.760 You actually...

00:43:00.760 Yeah, you're Irish, Maxon, for sure, dude. 1.00

00:43:03.860 Leprechaun, Maxon. 0.99

00:43:04.580 He does, right? He kind of got the leprechaun thing

00:43:06.840 going on, dude.

00:43:07.900 How has your dating life been?

00:43:10.520 Do you have a Valentine?

00:43:12.200 No, you guys are my Valentines right now.

00:43:13.940 Well, he's got a wife.

00:43:14.880 Well, I know. I'm not in that way.

00:43:16.500 I know, but she's pissed. She already watched this episode.

00:43:18.980 I'm so bad at you right now.

00:43:20.180 Come on.

00:43:20.980 I'm just kidding.

00:43:21.440 Your wife's awesome.

00:43:22.060 But no, it's fashion week, so I'm busy.

00:43:24.480 I feel like I'm too busy to date. 0.99

00:43:25.840 And I'm also, I know this is probably like a bad way to look at shit. 0.99

00:43:29.700 But after being in such a bad relationship, I have no, like I just assume all men are bad. 0.99

00:43:35.900 Ooh.

00:43:36.340 I know.

00:43:37.040 And I know I just need to give myself a little time. 0.99

00:43:39.780 I hate that that happened to you because that sucks. 0.52

00:43:42.420 Because there are a lot of good guys out there. 0.96

00:43:44.080 I know. 0.99

00:43:44.320 And I've fucked a lot of them over this year because I'm just like not ready. 0.98

00:43:46.340 Oh, I didn't know where you were going with that one. 0.98

00:43:47.500 That was surprising. 1.00

00:43:48.180 oh no fucked a lot of them over did not know where that sentence was didn't fuck a lot of them 1.00

00:43:53.180 fuck them over yeah yeah that happens yo listen listen how have you fucked them over because 1.00

00:43:58.880 they'll be so great to me and like really want to date and they'll be taking me out and like 1.00

00:44:02.780 we'll be like kind of doing the thing and then i'm just i get i'm like i'm cutting this off i'm

00:44:07.080 done you self-sabotage i self-sabotage why do you do that i think i'm just so terrified of ever being 0.57

00:44:12.020 in the position i was in with my last relationship and i'm self-aware that it's bad damn it doesn't

00:44:17.460 But I think I can get there.

00:44:19.620 I don't know.

00:44:20.060 Be honest.

00:44:21.100 That's all I would tell you.

00:44:22.220 Just be honest up front.

00:44:23.780 I'm very honest.

00:44:25.460 Extremely transparent.

00:44:26.480 On every show I go on, I talk about my little avoidant issues all the time.

00:44:31.020 And I tell people up front all the time, yo, I'm here for a good time.

00:44:35.100 Not a long time.

00:44:35.980 And that's because I'm 41.

00:44:37.920 No, I'm just kidding.

00:44:39.000 You're kind of like two years.

00:44:40.200 Stop.

00:44:40.860 Stop.

00:44:41.400 It's not funny.

00:44:42.180 My mom's watching this.

00:44:43.060 But you're 41 and I'm like, I feel so old.

00:44:45.640 Yeah.

00:44:45.960 So that makes me feel better.

00:44:47.040 Thank you

00:44:47.780 But you're also a guy

00:44:49.440 You can have kids whenever

00:44:51.800 I'm sperm freezer maxing

00:44:55.140 You're freezer maxing for sure

00:44:56.500 But I have like 10 years, I'll be fine

00:44:58.700 How old are you now?

00:45:00.300 26

00:45:00.800 My sister just had potentially

00:45:05.700 The cutest baby of the family

00:45:07.040 Oh my god, Abby I'm so sorry

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00:47:16.440 Oliver is Oliver's well Sutton's anyways she had the baby like 43 oh okay and listen I'm not I'm

00:47:24.580 not saying that that it's not a high risk higher risk situation but we live in a world where

00:47:29.180 science is doing its thing it's catching up to what is what society is desiring from it which

00:47:37.000 is starting these relationships at an older age yeah people are doing it like dude all these all

00:47:41.940 these rave fans these 40 grow up settle down start a family that are going to be 28 years old

00:47:47.760 watching streamers and have never been on a date before because they don't even know how to

00:47:51.780 socialize i i'm very interested to see when they are all 40 what the actual family unit looks like

00:48:00.320 at that time i don't think it's going to exist do you do you understand what i'm saying like

00:48:03.480 they're they're they are more aligned with making those comments than they are ever making any kind

00:48:09.160 of penetration like i no i think i think i think i think like sex will exist not as frequently but

00:48:16.600 i think the family unit will cease to exist in the way it does today it's dying i i have a wife

00:48:22.760 and a daughter and i feel like an outlier yeah none of my friends have a wife especially in this

00:48:27.740 industry it's yeah it's like we are bubbled up i should say that we are we are yeah for us it's

00:48:33.320 it's different it is true but especially in new york as well but there's the stats are like

00:48:37.360 outside of the show outside of this bubble the stats are showing obviously as elon talks about

00:48:43.400 24 7 in his 18 000 daily tweets a slower birth or a lower birth rate you're seeing the divorce

00:48:50.120 rate skyrocket more and more people are alone and yes we are in a microcosm here uh in this bubble

00:48:57.740 but when i go to these dinners to the yes chef reserve dinner i look around at a lot of very

00:49:03.380 successful, good looking people that do not have significant others. That is just the world that

00:49:07.640 we are starting to live in. So I think it's because I truly think it's just because women 1.00

00:49:12.540 are more independent now and they can do things on their own. So they're not looking to settle

00:49:16.020 down. It's part of it. There's a lot of, there's a lot of rationale, a lot of reasons for it.

00:49:20.180 There's a lot of, we had, you know, there's a lot of successful men out there who used to be

00:49:24.900 these highly, highly eligible bachelors that, that look at their phone now and see a menu.

00:49:29.600 You know what I'm saying? On Instagram, you know what I'm saying? They don't things,

00:49:32.440 things are very different there's a lot of competition out there there's a lot of comparison

00:49:36.260 out there there's a lot of ways to fuck up relationships you know what i'm saying it's

00:49:42.520 very hard i give him a ton of kudos honestly and and and envy from my side of of how he's how well

00:49:49.900 he's done in in his situation and and i've seen it's not it's nothing's perfect but they do a they

00:49:54.760 do a great job of it how long have you guys been together almost four years wow i'm pretty proud

00:49:59.440 of it it's like it's becoming like an accomplishment of mine because like i i just i i feel that the

00:50:04.400 family unit is is so fleeting it is because of all the aforementioned reasons that mike just 0.98

00:50:08.780 well and also when you look at successful men i feel like it's so easy for them to fuck up like

00:50:15.440 mike said or to just get away with things and it is an accomplishment if you are a successful man 0.96

00:50:20.440 that does have a menu that can do whatever same with women in the same regard but to have all of

00:50:25.200 those things pulling you in every direction and to be successful at a monogamous relationship

00:50:30.360 and have a kid and like that is something to be proud of which is sad that you even have to say

00:50:35.780 that but it is as as much um judgment as is rightfully placed upon me the one thing that

00:50:43.520 i did have that helps me in this regard is like a yearning for that like i wanted to be a dad

00:50:49.280 and i wanted to be a partner in a long-term relationship i knew that um i think like my

00:50:56.020 life lent itself to like both sides at various points but like having that in me definitely like

00:51:04.140 helped me end up here because it's something you like wanted of course and i think and i think

00:51:09.460 about that i think about that sometimes and like my situation now because i can make every excuse

00:51:14.960 under the sun yeah is is a result of my lack of that yeah you know what i'm saying you don't have

00:51:21.920 it i'm like if i wanted it i'd have it a hundred percent oh my god do you know how many great

00:51:26.260 girls i've i've had yeah like that i've been in relationships with like that i could have had

00:51:31.540 that thing with if it was a part of his burning desire now i don't know when it's gonna come i

00:51:36.120 don't know if it's gonna come if it's not i'm just not stressing it i don't feel the need to

00:51:40.060 stress it because it's not an innate desire of mine but there was just never a point in my life

00:51:44.100 there were points in my life where i thought about you know jumping out of planes or points

00:51:48.940 in my life where i thought about starting new businesses there's points in my life where i

00:51:51.840 thought about buying more crack yeah but but having like this like really cutesy family unit

00:51:58.580 and like giving the cheek kiss and having this little lunch bag for the it just has never been

00:52:04.300 a thing for me you wanted spending time around nieces and nephews has started to change that

00:52:10.620 I think you're, I think a lot of times you're a result of your environment too.

00:52:14.280 And for me, my environment was not that like intact family unit.

00:52:18.060 Yeah.

00:52:18.560 Me either.

00:52:19.240 But you, so your brother's kind of on the same page too.

00:52:21.900 Like he's getting engaged.

00:52:22.880 Do you think that comes from the way that you guys grew up with your parents or?

00:52:27.340 Definitely not.

00:52:28.180 Yeah.

00:52:28.400 So it's opposite.

00:52:29.180 Like you're yearning for something you didn't have.

00:52:30.600 I think, I think we saw what we didn't want.

00:52:33.020 Yeah.

00:52:33.340 They had a nasty divorce when we were young.

00:52:35.280 Yeah.

00:52:35.720 And I think we both were like, oh, yeah, let's try to, let's try to avoid that.

00:52:40.620 Um, I'll be interested to see what happens with the divorce rate to people that are getting

00:52:47.380 married now.

00:52:48.360 Cause I wonder, I would like to actually think the divorce rate will go down because it's

00:52:53.380 less marriages or maybe less because people are more intentional with their marriages.

00:52:57.780 I think so.

00:52:58.820 That's what I think.

00:52:59.620 Yes.

00:52:59.920 Cause you're not just getting married cause you have to now.

00:53:01.700 Yes, exactly.

00:53:02.480 It's more so like intentional.

00:53:03.520 Yes.

00:53:04.000 But, but I think that also will contribute to the lack of more marriages.

00:53:08.920 Yeah.

00:53:09.140 Yeah.

00:53:09.280 Yeah.

00:53:09.460 so the marriage rate will go down but but divorce the marriage the marriage rate will go down but

00:53:13.840 so will the divorce rate yeah but they're not even like they're not i don't know they're not

00:53:18.280 together it's like just what's the word again correlated correlated yeah that would work

00:53:23.000 i think we're also in an era where you're about to see a not a birth but a like a renaissance

00:53:30.360 almost of these partnerships i think i think people now have such separate lives and they're

00:53:40.440 so fiercely defensive of that meshing and mixing of bank accounts and this and that and

00:53:46.700 some people even the desire to continue living alone like i just think you're going to start

00:53:51.700 seeing these like partnerships on like children partnerships on romance i think there's going to

00:53:57.560 be a redefinition of bromance it's just tough i like you don't i don't you don't want to raise a

00:54:02.540 kid like co-parent it's just like not it's for me anyway it's just like it's just not an ideal

00:54:08.460 scenario like you just i i think that's why the sanctity of marriage is is so important have you

00:54:13.820 tried dating women i have i've been dating women recently which is almost scarier because i feel

00:54:20.240 like women well i know women are more emotionally intelligent so like the thought of i just feel

00:54:24.820 Like, the relationship will be way more intense than with a man.

00:54:28.520 So I'm self-sabotaging again because it might get a little scary.

00:54:31.080 We had a woman on this show who said –

00:54:35.840 Kehlani?

00:54:36.940 No, but we did have her on this show, and she is a woman.

00:54:40.340 And started dating women.

00:54:41.900 Yeah.

00:54:43.480 Yeah.

00:54:44.000 That's why I said that.

00:54:44.640 But we did have a woman on the show who dated women who said it was actually more difficult than dating men. 1.00

00:54:49.440 That's what everyone tells me, and I'm like, fuck. 0.99

00:54:51.640 But I would love – the thought of like marrying a woman, amazing. 0.99

00:54:55.820 The dating aspect of it and getting to find the woman that you want to marry seems a little bit exhausting and scary.

00:55:02.520 Wait.

00:55:03.080 So are you pre-sexual? 0.53

00:55:05.980 Pre-sexual. 0.98

00:55:07.600 Ooh, jester right there. 1.00

00:55:09.840 Damn, dude. 1.00

00:55:10.240 I'm pre-sexual. 1.00

00:55:11.160 Yeah, but I have been forever.

00:55:12.240 I've been open about that since like college.

00:55:13.980 Plan by?

00:55:14.500 Yeah.

00:55:14.780 Oh, my God.

00:55:15.400 I hate that.

00:55:15.920 I don't know.

00:55:19.040 Plan by. 0.99

00:55:20.040 Do you guys have any girls

00:55:23.740 What did you just say to me

00:55:25.660 Do you have any girls to set me up with

00:55:26.940 What's your type with women and men

00:55:29.760 Would you consider my ex

00:55:31.960 Yeah

00:55:33.800 No no no not the recent one

00:55:35.160 Lana

00:55:36.580 Oh um yeah

00:55:39.140 But like 1.00

00:55:40.640 She's like heavy on the women right now

00:55:43.460 Really yeah because she's been through the ringer

00:55:45.740 With men so I wonder

00:55:47.540 On me well yeah maybe not you but 1.00

00:55:49.460 perfect sorry i wonder if like women like that if it's just last resort like i've always been 0.91

00:55:56.000 into girls since i was young and i wonder when it comes to women like that if it's just like 0.73

00:55:59.840 i can't fucking stand men anymore let me go to the opposite you know it totally and i'm like do 0.88

00:56:04.700 they even enjoy it i always wonder that do you have a uh do you have a preference like physically 0.99

00:56:11.440 on like what do you like to have sex with yeah without being crude about it i'm just i'm just

00:56:16.880 i'm curious sex with a woman is way more it's just sweeter it's just nicer and it's not it's 0.67

00:56:24.240 always gonna feel good because you make each other feel good and you're not like a guy sometimes is

00:56:29.960 just like i need to feel good and then he's done but with a girl it's like i'll take care of you

00:56:34.100 you take care of me men are so men are like just hearing the women's perspective over the years on

00:56:40.280 the show men are just so bad so bad it's like it's really and it's it's something that you learn

00:56:46.420 over time how important like softness is in the bedroom and it's really not hard to achieve once

00:56:54.200 you start to understand it it's just well positioned everything yeah not being too

00:57:00.240 overpowerful and like the right kisses like just like enjoy it for a second would that be would

00:57:06.580 you think that's the one thing like piece of advice you would give men in the bedroom that

00:57:10.660 that they're just too rough yeah like of course there's a time and a place but it doesn't always 0.97

00:57:16.080 have to be like we're playing like fucking football yeah like just relax i've always i've 0.97

00:57:20.880 always given that advice like on shows is just like women without as he said without being crude 0.98

00:57:30.080 in front of a wonderful woman women finish or are most turned on by by sensual emotional connection

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00:59:46.220 Yeah, it doesn't even have to, like, I think men equate that too as like being soft or being just like sweet as in like, no, or like, oh, like I'm giving too much to this girl.

00:59:58.180 It's like a relationship.

00:59:59.300 Like I don't have to be so sweet and nice with her because he thinks it means more than what it is.

01:00:03.820 But like you can still have like nice intentional sex without like dating them after.

01:00:09.120 that is a good point though like men think it's like if i'm so caressed like she's gonna think

01:00:13.840 i want to date her i think no i just want to have good sex yeah but i kind of see that too though

01:00:20.380 because i think if i think when you okay i could see i had this i i had telling you at 40 at 41

01:00:30.200 some of these stories like i've had situations where if you do things a little bit too well in

01:00:35.660 one of those one night stands you could end up in a situation where they start to desire more

01:00:41.840 than the one night stand does that make sense yeah like it's almost like you want to control

01:00:46.100 your delivery rate yeah and performance because i get it i get it but at the same time it's like

01:00:51.700 wouldn't you want to want someone to want to have sex with you again yeah well i don't know it's a 0.51

01:00:58.760 It could be a little bit of a slippery slope.

01:01:02.320 Fair.

01:01:02.920 Like, you gotta...

01:01:04.560 I'll just say... 1.00

01:01:05.460 You get a girl dick drunk on a one-night stand, bro. 1.00

01:01:08.800 You got trouble. 1.00

01:01:09.780 She's coming back.

01:01:10.880 She's coming back.

01:01:11.860 Yeah.

01:01:12.520 But that's the thing. 0.92

01:01:14.340 You don't have to have sex with her again. 0.60

01:01:15.780 Yeah, you don't have to. 1.00

01:01:16.860 And, dude, this is all, like, really niche bullshit that we're talking about right now. 0.92

01:01:22.760 Yes, you need to control... 0.98

01:01:24.020 You need to manage expectations.

01:01:25.440 That's a good piece of advice for everyone.

01:01:27.620 Yes.

01:01:27.780 Whether it's just hooking up casually or dating or whatever, always try to manage both people's expectations as much as humanly possible.

01:01:36.440 And I'm very transparent, like, right off the bat.

01:01:39.420 You know what I'm saying?

01:01:40.160 But also be transparent with yourself, too, right?

01:01:43.700 And I gave that advice on George's show last week.

01:01:46.400 Like, there's a lot of girls out there, and tell me if you've ever done this, who just be straight up ignoring red flags.

01:01:53.840 Yeah, I've done that, yeah.

01:01:55.240 Painting red flags white, brother.

01:01:56.500 Dude, right, right, right.

01:01:58.360 Like when a guy shows you who he is, you got – people, you really got to believe them.

01:02:05.000 And I hate to do this to – well, actually, I don't even care because you're talking to two non-cheaters here.

01:02:09.100 But when guys – it was a mistake.

01:02:12.120 Well, yeah, of course.

01:02:13.660 If someone cheats on you once, you have to leave.

01:02:15.880 It's never going to change.

01:02:16.740 It's really not.

01:02:17.100 You really – it's never going to change.

01:02:19.160 But people get so easily, like, manipulated.

01:02:22.140 It's so easy to be manipulated.

01:02:23.740 Have you guys watched Told Me Lies?

01:02:25.240 I love that show.

01:02:26.420 You have to watch it.

01:02:27.460 love that show you might you might resonate with steven i feel like that was a dig it definitely

01:02:33.020 was i needed one dig to you i take it back you can do it you can do more you should watch that

01:02:37.700 show it is it is is it a uh does your wife watch it scripted no maybe potentially she would probably

01:02:44.020 love it really you should watch it with her yeah i'll be down i i i'm watching beast games at the

01:02:48.020 moment okay i like i like actually watch beast games it's very good it's i like ironically put

01:02:54.380 it on and now i'm like i love it it's incredible it's amazing when they brought the legends back

01:02:58.760 oh my god have you seen where the families came in yet i'm not i'm not caught up i'm sobbing 0.69

01:03:03.840 really i texted jimmy i'm like fuck you wait what's the who's the guy that won last year 0.90

01:03:07.680 what's his name jeff jeff it's my guy jeff he's so the most beautiful man he's incredible i met 0.97

01:03:12.920 him in person oh really amazing was he as good in person he's incredible i was like dude finally

01:03:19.120 someone who wins a game show who like deserves to win 10 million dollars like it's him he's him

01:03:24.920 He's like doing a walk across the country and raising money to fix an incurable disease that his son has.

01:03:31.640 He's just like the best guy ever.

01:03:33.280 Yeah, he deserves the world.

01:03:34.360 Give him $10 million more.

01:03:35.800 Yeah, shout out to Jeff and Mr. Beast.

01:03:38.160 I want to be on a game show.

01:03:39.840 You know that so bad.

01:03:41.100 Would you ever do a reality show?

01:03:42.660 Yeah, sure.

01:03:43.620 I signed him up for The Bachelor.

01:03:45.180 And The Golden Bachelor.

01:03:46.860 Oh, that works actually.

01:03:48.180 How you doing? 1.00

01:03:50.720 That guy ended up being a dick. 0.99

01:03:52.180 The lesser-than ones came at me a while back, 1.00

01:03:55.020 but I'm always in the Love Islands and all that shit. 0.97

01:03:58.300 We're too old for that. 0.97

01:03:59.260 I was in a relationship too, you know?

01:04:01.500 But no, you want to know what I really want,

01:04:03.000 and maybe you can help make this happen?

01:04:05.160 I want to be in the next Barstool Invitational Golf Tournament.

01:04:09.180 Really bad.

01:04:09.940 That's easy, I feel.

01:04:10.860 I need it to happen.

01:04:11.700 I saw Dave at Super Bowl,

01:04:14.100 and all I asked him about was his running style,

01:04:15.820 which I think we should talk about.

01:04:17.220 But I really should ask him if I could play in the next golf tournament

01:04:19.820 because I really want to.

01:04:21.200 You totally could.

01:04:21.260 And I play golf and I'll bring real drama to the golf course.

01:04:24.360 Okay.

01:04:24.760 And I'll drive real hatred in the comments.

01:04:27.700 Okay.

01:04:28.020 Like I'll do that. 1.00

01:04:28.920 I will drive some, I'll do some fucked up shit. 1.00

01:04:31.600 Okay. 1.00

01:04:31.960 Then you're in.

01:04:32.680 I've done it my whole life.

01:04:33.740 Yeah.

01:04:33.780 Consider yourself in.

01:04:34.740 Please.

01:04:35.320 I need you to make that happen.

01:04:36.300 Now regarding Dave's running.

01:04:37.700 Okay.

01:04:38.640 Oh God.

01:04:39.240 We all saw the video.

01:04:41.080 I, when I saw him, I, it was the first time I, I felt genuine concern for another human.

01:04:47.960 I said, Dave, I saw you're running.

01:04:50.440 you have like a hip problem or something is there something that you do do you want me to connect

01:04:55.480 you to a high-end surgeon and at ucla do you want me to connect you to the fercals i'll connect you

01:05:00.760 to the fercals and yeah i don't even remember exactly what he said but it was something like

01:05:05.560 along the lines of he's fine that's how he moves like through life no have you guys seen him run

01:05:11.840 like in the olden days of barstool like when he raced like big cat and everything his form has

01:05:17.180 not changed that's that's that's movement that's how he moves that's movement huh that's how he

01:05:21.980 moves because they're they're talking about actually how he moves they're talking about

01:05:25.000 the idea of me and him racing because now here's the thing with me dude i would pay so much money

01:05:29.060 to watch that oh my god that would be amazing but he doesn't have to get a big head start again

01:05:34.540 no no no no no he wouldn't no no he wouldn't we could we could i have a severely arthritic

01:05:40.120 right ankle i can barely walk oh you run back too yeah no no no no no my right ankle i might

01:05:45.440 as well not have a right leg okay there's no leg i'm peg leg bob you know what i'm saying like dude

01:05:50.320 it would be great because but if i get it fixed i could maybe shuffle it a little faster and i'm

01:05:56.280 looking at that stuff yeah why don't we set that up go down to the keys he's not gonna want that

01:06:01.320 smoke yeah yeah he would because he you told him he ran bad so bad so he wants to beat you already

01:06:06.520 if you when this gets clipped he'll want to race you yeah but he might think i'm gesture maxing

01:06:10.200 does he think he runs bad

01:06:12.920 no he thinks he runs good

01:06:14.760 that's what I love about Dave

01:06:16.140 but that's the difference between you two

01:06:18.660 like you saying you thought you were

01:06:20.920 like a better athlete or whatever and then you can be like

01:06:22.800 no and you can talk about it Dave actually

01:06:24.940 is like no I'm athletic and I would

01:06:26.700 dust anyone and like it's just because

01:06:28.520 he means it 0.56

01:06:29.480 he's like Shred with thinking he can climb Mount 0.99

01:06:32.400 El Capitan 1.00

01:06:34.540 but he means it

01:06:35.660 well that's also probably why he's Dave Bortnoy

01:06:38.660 Delusional belief in oneself

01:06:40.900 Yes, the most delusional confidence in the world

01:06:43.100 And it's gotten him everywhere

01:06:44.340 Yeah, that can get you far

01:06:46.480 So far

01:06:47.560 Really going back to that video

01:06:51.160 I couldn't believe what I was seeing

01:06:52.380 I really still can't believe what I was seeing

01:06:55.040 Did you see the picture with the fish that he was holding recently?

01:06:57.840 Yeah, but now

01:06:58.440 I'll say it for the first real time

01:07:01.800 And this will be the last time I say it on the show

01:07:03.240 That picture, because we're doing clear definitions

01:07:05.300 I feel like he was actually jester maxing

01:07:07.600 in that photo he was not standing like that dude no that that's how he stands that he has a bad

01:07:14.640 shoulder you gotta be kidding me he does that's falling apart the only thing holding them together

01:07:19.780 is money it is so much damn money it's so much money it's crazy he bought the most expensive 0.84

01:07:27.100 house in massachusetts yeah on nantucket yeah insane hey we should do you're you're a mass 0.91

01:07:33.260 hole I'm a mass hole yeah we should we we should do a uh let's make some money this summer let's

01:07:40.540 do a let's do a proper like either Cape Cod like Brewster or like somewhere like that like the

01:07:47.140 woodshed in Brewster or Hyannisport let's do a proper like me you Dave Halle Batchelder I was

01:07:51.680 gonna say Halle has to come do you know what I'm saying like we could I think we could do 0.52

01:07:55.120 thousands and thousands and thousands of people all right let's do it and then you guys can race

01:08:00.180 oh we could do it at the event we could do it as a race like everyone comes you guys race on the

01:08:04.840 beach wow dude imagine all those cape cotters dude all in the same place at the same time

01:08:09.000 pulling some of the martha's vineyards oh my gosh martha's vineyard is getting scary 0.51

01:08:12.700 i love it a lot of heroin there yeah it's crazy it's like the heroin nantucket yeah the black dog

01:08:20.140 yeah i'm sorry we're just east coasting right now my bad my bad we're connecting on east coast

01:08:26.500 No, it's great.

01:08:27.660 It's crazy that you went to college in Ohio.

01:08:30.160 I know, because you're from Ohio, right?

01:08:31.360 Yeah, I saw you went to Baldwin-Wallace.

01:08:33.820 Do you know Baldwin-Wallace?

01:08:34.920 Yeah, I had football camps there.

01:08:37.200 No way.

01:08:37.820 No one ever knows Baldwin-Wallace.

01:08:38.900 No, I know.

01:08:39.340 That's why I was shocked to see that on my list. 0.99

01:08:41.460 I went to fucking Baldwin-Wallace. 0.99

01:08:42.880 Why? 1.00

01:08:43.360 How insane is that?

01:08:44.520 Did y'all just pull the Uno reverse card on me?

01:08:46.660 Yeah.

01:08:47.020 I was East Coast basketball. 0.99

01:08:47.860 Just talking about some Midwest shit. 0.99

01:08:48.980 You wouldn't get it. 1.00

01:08:49.080 Yeah, you wouldn't get it.

01:08:49.840 You weren't there.

01:08:50.500 You wouldn't get it, my guy.

01:08:51.580 Dude.

01:08:52.520 Stop.

01:08:53.060 Baldwin-Wallace.

01:08:53.080 Oh, my, Berea, Ohio.

01:08:54.620 Yeah, Berea, what the?

01:08:56.300 And I stayed there, like, the whole time.

01:08:58.560 My cousins grew up in Berea.

01:09:00.040 Berea's.

01:09:00.440 We played Berea in football.

01:09:01.620 Yeah, my college house was right across from the high school.

01:09:04.400 That's nutty.

01:09:05.900 I know, Strongsville.

01:09:06.820 Why did you do that?

01:09:07.840 So I met, this is actually crazy, when I was 16, I'd never had a boyfriend.

01:09:11.280 I didn't have a boyfriend until I was 16, like, didn't kiss a boy, nothing.

01:09:14.640 I went on a cruise with my family.

01:09:16.660 I met a boy from Ohio on the cruise when I was 16.

01:09:19.000 Whoa.

01:09:19.440 And then when I got home, I was like, I think you kind of like this guy.

01:09:21.460 This is the first guy I've ever liked because I never liked anyone in my town in Massachusetts.

01:09:25.780 So I was like, all right, I'm going to tell my mom I'm going to Maine and I'm going to steal her car and I'm going to drive to Ohio. 0.99

01:09:30.640 No fucking way. 0.96

01:09:31.500 Was his name Zach Paul, Jared Paul or Alex Paul? 0.99

01:09:34.660 It was KJ.

01:09:36.660 KJ Paul.

01:09:37.580 KJ Paul.

01:09:39.500 All right, just trying to figure out if it was one of my cousins.

01:09:41.380 I wish it was one of your cousins. 0.99

01:09:42.680 Damn, that would be crazy. 0.99

01:09:43.860 But then I drove. 0.99

01:09:44.900 So I stole my mom's car, drove to Ohio and I was by myself, 16.

01:09:48.340 and I like hung out with him like oh I guess I like this guy so I'll go to a school near him

01:09:52.520 I won't go to a school because I assumed we'd break up so I went to Baldwin Wallace and he went

01:09:56.600 to some other some other school in Ohio and I was right we broke up when we got there but I ended up

01:10:02.720 dating another guy in Ohio and I stayed and I had so much fun you you went to Ohio for a boy for a

01:10:07.400 boy and you stayed in Ohio and I stayed sounds like a Taylor Swift song yeah I know it was and

01:10:12.100 then I like dated another guy in Ohio and then he moved to New York with me I was a diver in college

01:10:16.540 yeah diver

01:10:17.260 do you miss it

01:10:18.180 um

01:10:19.240 I miss

01:10:19.700 I do miss like

01:10:20.740 being like

01:10:22.020 on a team is really fun

01:10:23.240 sports are fun

01:10:24.120 yeah

01:10:24.460 I was always

01:10:24.980 played sports growing up

01:10:26.280 but

01:10:26.620 yeah no diving

01:10:27.800 I wasn't that good

01:10:28.500 I didn't dive

01:10:29.100 until I went to college

01:10:30.040 could you dive now

01:10:31.620 I could dive now

01:10:32.440 if you guys gave me

01:10:32.960 a one meter board

01:10:33.660 probably

01:10:34.140 one meter

01:10:34.540 yeah

01:10:34.980 do we

01:10:35.220 I do a little flip

01:10:36.260 we do it

01:10:37.980 do we have that

01:10:38.580 he says it's in the

01:10:39.320 yeah we'll do it

01:10:40.660 is that when you got

01:10:41.720 the nickname

01:10:42.340 chicken fry

01:10:43.620 cause your little legs 0.59

01:10:45.100 no cause I was

01:10:46.060 Well, I named myself that because I was applying to med school and I didn't want people to find – like I didn't want them to find my social media.

01:10:53.260 So I just did chicken fry and then I blew up and then I dropped out.

01:10:56.740 Oh, because my PDF here says that it came from your friend group back in high school for teasing you for your little Burger King chicken fry legs.

01:11:04.680 No, I call them Burger Chicken Fry legs.

01:11:07.800 What is the similarity between Burger King and Chicken Fries?

01:11:11.320 Chicken Fries.

01:11:12.200 Chicken Fries.

01:11:12.820 Like you know how they're just like a little stick?

01:11:14.300 Yes.

01:11:14.880 Because I have like little legs.

01:11:16.060 So I called them chicken fry.

01:11:17.700 I made a vine and I called myself chicken fry. 0.99

01:11:20.280 Shut up, vine. 1.00

01:11:20.940 Shut up, vine. 1.00

01:11:21.600 It's coming back. 1.00

01:11:22.580 Whoa.

01:11:23.640 Okay, so chicken fry, like little popsicle sticks?

01:11:27.420 Yeah, pretty much.

01:11:29.180 Like toothpicks?

01:11:30.060 Like toothpicks, yeah.

01:11:31.280 Like you know those popsicles that are double?

01:11:33.400 It was double, that's my legs.

01:11:34.960 Wow, interesting.

01:11:35.700 They've gotten better, but they used to be like very, very tight.

01:11:37.660 Do you exercise?

01:11:38.600 I do.

01:11:39.260 Do you do legs?

01:11:40.480 No, I just do Pilates.

01:11:41.620 Skip leg day.

01:11:42.560 Yeah, I skip legs.

01:11:43.540 I only do Pilates really and run.

01:11:45.160 Pilates is tough.

01:11:46.280 Have you done solid core?

01:11:47.480 I'm afraid to do Pilates.

01:11:49.060 You've never done solid core?

01:11:50.140 No.

01:11:50.620 Oh, my God.

01:11:51.200 You should do it.

01:11:51.780 You'll be humbled.

01:11:52.460 I know that's why.

01:11:53.640 Dude, dude, dude.

01:11:54.500 Well, I know.

01:11:55.640 Your chicken fry will be shaken.

01:11:57.540 No, dude, I don't have chicken fries.

01:11:58.480 Like, it's literally insane, dude.

01:11:59.580 I don't have chicken fries.

01:12:00.520 I know that Jake has better legs, but you—

01:12:03.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:12:05.100 Just because you've got those hammer calves. 1.00

01:12:06.300 I've got nothing to say. 0.83

01:12:07.240 Yeah, I know.

01:12:07.660 I'm telling you, dude.

01:12:09.000 You have chicken fries, too.

01:12:09.860 Because here's why.

01:12:11.660 Here's why.

01:12:12.860 There is a muscle—

01:12:14.920 In Vegas.

01:12:15.340 In Vegas.

01:12:16.060 That's where I went to 1.00

01:12:21.280 Don't fucking touch me 1.00

01:12:22.340 There's a muscle in your leg 1.00

01:12:23.720 That you don't fucking know about 0.99

01:12:25.320 That Pilates 0.99

01:12:27.220 They reach every muscle

01:12:28.680 So you shake so that it's like muscles that you've never reached before

01:12:31.540 You didn't even know this muscle existed

01:12:33.060 I'm interested in this

01:12:34.860 I'm worried about

01:12:37.080 I'm a little concerned about being humble

01:12:39.820 Just cause I am so humble already

01:12:41.560 Humble

01:12:42.000 Do it private 1.00

01:12:43.960 go with your wife and do it 1.00

01:12:47.460 she would probably blow you out of the water 1.00

01:12:49.540 yeah she's

01:12:51.100 strong she's a fitness freak

01:12:53.540 yeah she is

01:12:55.340 out of this world oh my god 0.98

01:12:56.940 yeah she's hot as fuck I'll be honest 0.99

01:12:58.800 but she's like so fit it's bizarre 0.99

01:13:01.240 she's also even stronger than she

01:13:03.380 even looks it's shocking 0.96

01:13:04.620 it's shocking yeah no she's a freak

01:13:06.900 you guys you work well together

01:13:09.420 yeah we work really well together

01:13:11.320 yeah we're best friends we went on a great date

01:13:13.360 last night and it's i'll tell you something it's it's a it's a little different when you have

01:13:17.780 children because obviously there's like a third or fourth whatever yeah it's like well you know

01:13:25.100 child is priority number one yeah but you got to still find the art of getting that time for each

01:13:30.160 other date night yeah date night you ever take the baby to any dinners no imagine that baby just

01:13:35.340 sitting there just eating in the high chair yeah i mean look that it's fun it's definitely fun but

01:13:40.060 When you have, like, intentional time with each other, it's really nice.

01:13:43.020 And I'm just working so much, it doesn't often happen.

01:13:46.020 So, yeah, we had a nice little Valentine's.

01:13:47.960 So last night was your Valentine's?

01:13:49.420 Yeah, it was nice.

01:13:50.120 Are you guys actually best friends?

01:13:51.920 I would say yes.

01:13:52.960 We haven't been as much lately.

01:13:53.620 I would say in real life, yes, but, like, we haven't been as much lately.

01:13:57.820 He lives in Puerto Rico.

01:13:59.120 He has a wife and a kid.

01:14:00.420 His lifestyle is dramatically different than mine.

01:14:02.120 We're both very busy.

01:14:03.420 But we sit down on the show, and it's like we never stop talking for five seconds.

01:14:07.820 Or even outside the show, we go to dinner.

01:14:10.580 It's just like fireworks.

01:14:12.560 It's like no time has passed.

01:14:14.180 But as far as spending time with each other, it just wouldn't matter.

01:14:16.640 He asked me to move to PR when he went.

01:14:19.600 Made him a whole PowerPoint.

01:14:21.280 Come to Puerto Rico with me.

01:14:22.980 With like a lazy river on it.

01:14:24.680 Had a lazy river.

01:14:25.760 And I didn't.

01:14:27.180 And I miss him sometimes.

01:14:28.860 I do.

01:14:29.400 But we see each other quite often.

01:14:32.600 And we get to spend time together when we see each other.

01:14:34.380 Yeah, but it's not enough.

01:14:35.720 It's not.

01:14:36.440 I talked to him.

01:14:37.000 That hurts.

01:14:37.700 Yeah.

01:14:38.580 Yo, real quick.

01:14:39.620 60% of people watching this are not subscribed.

01:14:42.200 I can't believe it.

01:14:42.720 What?

01:14:42.940 If you've made it this far, you clearly messed with Impulsive.

01:14:45.960 Subscribing literally helps us bring on insane guests and keeps the show getting better.

01:14:49.640 So please hit the subscribe button.

01:14:51.540 Let's get back to it.

01:14:52.400 So your daughter will go to school in Puerto Rico?

01:14:54.260 Yeah.

01:14:54.860 Wow.

01:14:55.340 Yeah.

01:14:56.880 I'm sure I don't speak Spanish.

01:14:58.500 I know. 0.98

01:14:59.020 I need to.

01:14:59.660 I started doing Duolingo.

01:15:01.200 Me too.

01:15:01.800 My daughter will probably know better Spanish than I will.

01:15:05.860 I'm just afraid.

01:15:06.420 I'm a little afraid to learn new languages

01:15:08.340 because I think we are like

01:15:10.200 two years away from instant translation

01:15:12.440 via AirPod or something.

01:15:14.580 Yeah, yeah.

01:15:15.560 Not even.

01:15:17.120 There are like some knockoff ones that are already happening.

01:15:20.940 Apple's making them.

01:15:22.080 If you speak Spanish and I speak English

01:15:24.920 and we both put our AirPods in,

01:15:26.400 it'll real-time translate.

01:15:27.740 And so it's like, I don't know.

01:15:29.300 My brain's already maxed out.

01:15:30.980 Brains are like memory cards.

01:15:32.100 Brain maxing.

01:15:33.460 Honestly, brain maxing, yeah.

01:15:34.800 My brain's maxed.

01:15:36.420 Can I ask you guys a question?

01:15:38.440 Yeah.

01:15:38.920 If you were going to go on a date, how would you find the person to date?

01:15:44.820 And do you think that, like, the idea or how we identify dates right now is a little bit old school?

01:15:52.160 Like, if I were to go on a date, how would I find that person?

01:15:55.280 I feel like I only ever date people that I come across in real life.

01:16:00.240 So whether it's through work or it's through a friend group, like, or Instagram, to be honest.

01:16:05.220 But there are a lot of people who use apps.

01:16:07.420 And the reason I ask this question is,

01:16:08.960 there's a company called Rhythms, right?

01:16:10.500 And they use your data from your wearables

01:16:12.940 and from your plaid account,

01:16:15.700 like what you're buying, what concert ticket.

01:16:17.200 And they create a persona based on your habits

01:16:19.420 as opposed to just pictures and words on the screen. 0.97

01:16:21.780 Sick.

01:16:22.240 So it's super curated personas. 0.97

01:16:25.820 That's crazy.

01:16:26.060 So you can actually find a higher level of compatibility

01:16:27.860 with potential partners.

01:16:29.800 Wow, wow.

01:16:30.420 One of my favorite Black Mirror episodes

01:16:32.100 is called Kill the DJ.

01:16:33.500 Yeah, of course.

01:16:34.520 Great episode.

01:16:35.220 they essentially simulate

01:16:37.360 personalities dating

01:16:38.940 and it has like a 99.6%

01:16:41.580 accuracy rate

01:16:42.160 it kind of feels like that a little bit

01:16:44.260 you're taking people's personality

01:16:47.480 traits in various

01:16:48.680 categories and then

01:16:51.220 assembling like an AI version

01:16:53.180 and then just shooting around

01:16:55.160 and seeing which one's matched

01:16:55.660 is it like

01:16:59.120 you can use it? it's ready to go?

01:17:01.340 or is it in the works?

01:17:02.320 these were the questions I wasn't ready for

01:17:04.220 It's either right now

01:17:07.480 Or very soon

01:17:08.300 Get Impulsive some equity ownership

01:17:11.220 So my man Caleb can eat as well over there

01:17:13.540 I will get it done

01:17:15.600 That's cool

01:17:16.960 I have a lot going on

01:17:19.580 I just launched

01:17:20.120 You do so many things

01:17:23.620 You know I actually don't

01:17:25.640 I appreciate you saying that

01:17:27.220 I feel like you have your hand in so many different pots

01:17:30.020 Not really

01:17:31.540 I'd say like six or seven

01:17:33.020 wow

01:17:35.680 okay what

01:17:37.280 Prime

01:17:38.100 we got Prime

01:17:38.940 Lunchlee

01:17:39.700 WWE

01:17:40.520 Impulsive

01:17:41.300 Rip It

01:17:42.340 what's Rip It

01:17:43.660 this is a new company

01:17:44.920 it's a collect

01:17:45.620 it's a collectible platform

01:17:46.620 oh for

01:17:47.340 the cards

01:17:48.080 yeah

01:17:48.700 yeah cards at first

01:17:49.820 yeah

01:17:50.100 and then

01:17:51.980 what am I missing

01:17:53.000 oh man

01:17:53.840 WWE Prime

01:17:54.740 Lunchlee

01:17:55.760 Rip It

01:17:57.200 I mean my family's

01:17:59.100 no no

01:17:59.540 but you got

01:18:01.260 yeah that's like

01:18:02.240 oh no no

01:18:02.920 anti-fund anti-fund and and by way of anti-fund 7 000 well no no no no some very selective

01:18:11.080 investments but you technically are a part of all those two in a weird way yeah sort of yeah

01:18:17.280 like six or seven things you know that might actually be the answer six or seven yeah and

01:18:22.420 and and so you could you know you could you could stay busy you could you could yeah you could do 0.97

01:18:26.840 you could do it like elon musk does how the fuck does he do it that guy's that guy's yeah that guy's 0.96

01:18:31.120 insane well how do you guys feel about elon musk do you love him hate him i think he's the most 0.98

01:18:34.700 important human to have ever graced the planet he's kidding no i'm not kidding i think he's the

01:18:39.920 most impactful human that's ever graced the planet and and and will be remembered

01:18:44.560 far longer than any single person walking this okay which accomplishment leads you to believe

01:18:50.100 that which which accomplishment and its effect on the human race as of right now i think it's

01:18:55.880 an accomplishment that has not been done okay then then then that statement has been negated

01:19:00.740 We cannot be potentially based on potential.

01:19:03.980 Wait, hold on.

01:19:04.220 You can't negate what my thought is.

01:19:05.960 It's like an opinion.

01:19:06.480 Well, let's unpack it because why wouldn't you look at someone like Steve Jobs who delivered information to your fingertips in a way that was better than any brand, any technology in the history of the world?

01:19:19.080 Or why wouldn't you look at someone who created the personal computer or the internet or the printing press or even gig technology with Uber and Postmates and how we receive our food instead of just the potential that someone might go to Mars or the potential that someone might use the X platform?

01:19:39.820 Is that not a valid question?

01:19:40.980 renewable energy internet for the planet and the colonization of other celestial bodies are

01:19:47.100 very very important and difficult feats to accomplish as of right now internet for the

01:19:52.520 planet is priced out it's not happening not everybody has a freaking star link okay no one

01:19:57.000 has gone to mars and may not for another couple hundred years and i don't i don't think i'm i

01:20:01.460 don't like i said i'm not judging it solely based on like the current state of elon musk i think i

01:20:05.940 think i think that's what he's going to do and i think he's going to be remembered for a very long

01:20:10.420 He has the DNA to unfold as potentially the greatest person to have ever walked the world.

01:20:16.040 I mean, numbers don't lie.

01:20:17.580 He will very likely be the world's first trillionaire. 0.99

01:20:21.180 That is fucking insane. 1.00

01:20:23.700 That is fucking insane. 1.00

01:20:26.300 Trillionaire. 1.00

01:20:26.840 What do you do?

01:20:28.300 What do you do with that?

01:20:29.440 Trillionaire.

01:20:30.040 I think he'll be the richest human that has ever graced the planet.

01:20:34.160 Yeah.

01:20:34.800 There was a guy, Mensa Musa, I want to say his name was.

01:20:38.700 Ben Saboon, yeah.

01:20:39.300 Mensa Musa.

01:20:40.420 No, he's, I think, Mansa Musa.

01:20:43.700 I need to know this, actually.

01:20:45.640 Mansa Musa?

01:20:46.540 Yeah, he was the richest person ever.

01:20:48.400 Talking about Matsuhisa?

01:20:49.480 If Elon Musk becomes a trillionaire, who would be richer, him or Mansa Musa?

01:20:54.960 Dude.

01:20:59.920 Elon Musk versus Mansa Musa.

01:21:01.920 If Elon Musk becomes a trillion-dollar net worth individual, he would likely be richer than Mansa Musa in inflation-adjusted terms.

01:21:08.340 Yeah but based on

01:21:10.560 Past value of fortune

01:21:13.100 There's people that had vastly more fortune

01:21:15.180 Than Elon Musk or whoever you're talking about

01:21:17.240 What are you talking about now

01:21:17.920 When you look back at the fortunes that existed in the

01:21:20.440 Like when right sized for

01:21:23.200 Current day value

01:21:24.580 It's like tens of trillions of dollars

01:21:26.660 Who are you talking about 0.99

01:21:27.680 Some like queen of like India

01:21:30.480 No that's him 0.76

01:21:32.260 And how much was that

01:21:33.440 500 billion

01:21:34.580 I've seen different numbers dog

01:21:36.960 I've seen people with trillions, bro.

01:21:39.400 Who are the richest humans in history?

01:21:41.080 Yeah, who are trillions?

01:21:42.660 Oh, but you're saying like back then, like it would equate to trillions.

01:21:45.200 Based on today's value.

01:21:47.200 Ranked by historical estimates adjusted into modern USD.

01:21:50.400 One, Mansa Musa.

01:21:51.940 Two, Augustus.

01:21:54.320 And what are those values?

01:21:55.180 Four to five hundred billion?

01:21:55.640 Mansa Musa was five hundred billion.

01:21:57.200 Augustus was, oh my God.

01:22:01.200 Estimated modern equivalent, four to five trillion.

01:22:04.180 I told you.

01:22:05.020 Controversial estimate.

01:22:06.060 Yeah.

01:22:06.300 Effectively controlled the entire Roman Empire

01:22:08.840 25-30% of global GDP at the time

01:22:11.720 Akbar

01:22:12.960 400 billion, Andrew Carnegie

01:22:14.880 370 billion, Rockefeller

01:22:17.400 350, Elon Musk's number 6

01:22:19.380 Yo, can I ask you a question? Sure thing, Mike

01:22:21.200 Would Steve Will Do It say that we're pocket

01:22:23.320 watching right now with this discussion? 0.99

01:22:25.340 Oh my god, that shit too, have you guys talked to him 0.99

01:22:27.400 since that episode? I have, yes 1.00

01:22:28.760 I've talked to Steve. I saw, yeah, you posted something

01:22:31.200 How do we stand with Steve?

01:22:33.040 God bless him

01:22:33.640 god bless him we were i wanted to have them back on for a mortal combat style showdown

01:22:38.660 kyle forge art they are they are beefing right now heavy i think i think i think we'll have kyle

01:22:45.700 on yeah i think so i think yeah we could tell his side yeah we could and i'll try to represent

01:22:50.780 why do they beef though i just don't even i can't even there's some there's some business

01:22:54.800 shit going on behind the scenes yeah yeah yeah what is hockey watching just like why are we 0.92

01:22:59.400 counting Metsamusa's dollars, bro? 0.99

01:23:01.600 Like how much money do you make?

01:23:02.860 Why aren't we out getting our own bread?

01:23:04.800 I guess technically by way of us

01:23:07.200 pocket-watching Metsamusa, we're making money.

01:23:09.560 Yeah, making money by pocket-watching. 1.00

01:23:11.120 Like we're going to clip that motherfucker. 1.00

01:23:12.840 Pocket-watching, but everyone watching it's pocket-watching you. 1.00

01:23:16.540 Oh, dude, dude, dude, is this Inception? 0.78

01:23:19.000 What the hell?

01:23:19.580 Do you have a top to spin? 0.95

01:23:20.700 Do you have something to spin?

01:23:22.400 We're trying to magic eight ball right now.

01:23:24.000 This is insane.

01:23:24.680 What did you say about an eight ball?

01:23:25.800 Stop.

01:23:28.160 Oh.

01:23:28.580 Oh, my.

01:23:29.200 That's one other thing I was going to say to you.

01:23:32.340 Better than anything, I feel like.

01:23:34.940 Who do you think is going to watch this episode?

01:23:37.120 I don't know.

01:23:38.000 I wonder if it's going to be your guys' audience, my audience, or if it's going to be fans that hate me. 0.99

01:23:43.820 I feel like your audience might be the kind that's like, I can't believe you did this fucking show. 0.90

01:23:48.780 This is going to be controversial of me doing this, for sure. 0.97

01:23:51.660 For me.

01:23:52.740 No, because I'm here.

01:23:54.420 Yeah.

01:23:54.940 I'm just unbiased.

01:23:55.980 I'm very clearly the problem.

01:23:58.260 Yeah.

01:23:58.560 and i'm used to that when alex came on you see how everyone was like this cheap insert brand

01:24:03.060 all of earl can i can i say something really quick i didn't see that that's all i saw

01:24:08.440 can i can i address that quickly just with a really simple statement no no bias 0.55

01:24:14.360 this show is an iconic landmark piece of internet fucking history okay we have been doing this show 0.81

01:24:23.900 longer than Alex 0.98

01:24:25.940 Earl has even

01:24:27.180 existed okay we have had

01:24:29.940 sitting we have had presidents on

01:24:31.860 the show we have had some of the greatest

01:24:33.740 athletes to ever walk this planet

01:24:35.660 business people tastemakers

01:24:38.360 billionaires

01:24:39.320 sitting on this show is a 1.00

01:24:41.760 fucking honor okay regardless 0.99

01:24:43.880 of what the internet audience 0.99

01:24:45.680 thinks of that I actually disagree I think

01:24:47.800 Alex Earl's brand was definitely cheapened by

01:24:49.740 sitting on a bolster I actually do agree with that as well

01:24:51.620 I was trying to I'm so sorry

01:24:53.820 If I'm honest

01:24:58.160 I'll be shocked if she even makes it after that

01:25:00.180 Yeah she's done for

01:25:01.540 Her Netflix show's cancelled

01:25:02.940 Netflix reached out I heard and was like

01:25:05.560 They were like how could you sit next to Logan Paul

01:25:08.300 Grand Messenger special coming soon

01:25:10.520 Tough

01:25:10.900 Poppy pulled out of her everything 1.00

01:25:13.860 She's fucked 1.00

01:25:14.540 Poppy pulled out of her did you say 1.00

01:25:17.380 Yeah because she came on the show

01:25:18.940 Poppy pulled out of her because she came

01:25:21.780 we don't have to yeah we don't have to we'll just we'll just we can wrap up we can wrap up

01:25:27.720 because you have actually have a hard out oh yeah what are you doing well yeah it's fashion week

01:25:31.500 i have a fashion shop yo diet fashion week yeah which is what this is yeah goes hard i know like

01:25:38.320 actually like so much more fun i think i might i think i might have seen more models at crane last

01:25:45.420 night than full sugar fashion because it's actually people that like really really care

01:25:49.940 about fashion lots of models like people that actually want to be at the show it's not sponsor

01:25:54.080 trips yeah it's like this is like actual because i was in new york like it's very new york everyone

01:25:59.020 from new york comes out for this so it's fun even richie akiva wow this is this is great guys yeah

01:26:06.120 it's great that was i think we covered some really cool topics do we think yeah i think so i don't

01:26:10.580 know i guess we'll see you're great i do want to say you're you're great you actually are fantastic

01:26:15.100 and you couldn't hold your own and you know about topics and you're cultured i liked having you on

01:26:19.660 the show i thought it was great thanks mike thanks for having me yeah i'll echo that as well

01:26:23.540 okay thanks i swear i swear this has been great i hope we've squashed our beef we did a beef

01:26:27.840 i need to find a new celebrity to um hey yeah have you looked into my brother um hey you know

01:26:34.840 what crazy thing is i used to say everyone hates jake but he's actually the nice one and logan's

01:26:39.360 the bad guy no i know when i met jake when we did bffs he was great yeah no he's awesome he's he's

01:26:44.880 He's a great guy, normally.

01:26:46.960 I'll find someone else.

01:26:48.180 Hey, thanks, Brianna.

01:26:49.860 Thank you, Bri.

01:26:50.320 Thanks, Logan.

01:26:50.820 Thanks, Mike.

01:26:51.540 And guys, be nice.

01:26:52.320 We'll see you next time.

01:26:52.880 Yeah.

01:26:53.220 Bye.

01:26:53.380 Hey, we'll see you next time.

01:26:54.580 Thank you, audience.

01:26:55.360 Hey, thanks, audience.

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01:26:58.080 Yeah.

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