Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E109 LOGAN PAUL GETS EXPOSED IN IBIZA - IMPAULSIVE EP. 109

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00:02:12.380 Club's empty.

00:02:13.180 Everyone's gone.

00:02:14.020 Everyone in our section's gone.

00:02:15.580 At the top section.

00:02:16.180 4.30 a.m., everyone's gone. 0.99

00:02:17.340 I'm like, all right, shit. 0.99

00:02:19.580 God, you put me through a test right now. 1.00

00:02:21.120 No problem. 1.00

00:02:21.800 No fucking problem. 1.00

00:02:22.700 so drunk Logan Paul goes stumbling 1.00

00:02:24.960 down the stairs with a pulled hamstring I'm like

00:02:26.780 limping across the chaos

00:02:28.600 the Palms Hotel and I see a security guard

00:02:30.680 I'm like security sir mister cause you tell me

00:02:32.840 I find a taxi

00:02:33.460 I just don't know if the future

00:02:42.440 if the way future version

00:02:44.760 of myself and like my wife will look back

00:02:46.680 on this episode and be like why

00:02:47.800 yeah that is true cause you've never said anything like that before

00:02:50.740 so should I just tell the story

00:02:52.660 I don't know dude 0.99

00:02:54.120 Bro you're my fucking 1.00

00:02:55.060 Guidance counselor 1.00

00:02:55.900 Yeah fucking tell the story bro 1.00

00:02:57.480 The only thing we're ever 1.00

00:02:58.420 Gonna get anywhere 1.00

00:02:59.040 With this fucking show 1.00

00:02:59.920 Is with shock value 1.00

00:03:01.020 Shock value

00:03:01.740 Let's do it

00:03:02.580 Welcome back to

00:03:03.200 Impulsive

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00:03:06.060 We're back

00:03:07.240 After a long hiatus

00:03:08.700 J. Paul's wedding

00:03:09.860 I went to Ibiza

00:03:10.880 What is this?

00:03:11.840 What?

00:03:12.240 What is this place?

00:03:13.180 Oh it's a podcast

00:03:13.680 We do

00:03:14.640 It's called Impulsive

00:03:15.680 Number one podcast

00:03:16.280 In the world

00:03:16.540 Your mic

00:03:17.040 That's Spencer

00:03:18.380 He doesn't even live here

00:03:20.020 So alright

00:03:20.940 Let's open with that

00:03:22.200 Let's open with that.

00:03:22.940 We'll get to the juicy stories later.

00:03:24.320 He doesn't even go to the school.

00:03:26.100 Yo, I get back from a visa, and Mike's like, by the way, Spencer's gone.

00:03:30.080 Do you want to explain, bro?

00:03:31.400 Yeah.

00:03:31.800 We've purposely not talked about it.

00:03:34.000 You haven't hit me up.

00:03:35.500 I haven't hit you up.

00:03:36.740 Like, you just are gone?

00:03:37.860 Dude, yeah.

00:03:39.260 I just felt like, you know, you guys have such a huge team.

00:03:43.640 Like, this is a compound right now.

00:03:45.580 I don't even know if I can legally say how many people are living here.

00:03:48.340 A commune.

00:03:48.900 But, you know, we talked before and to me, I'm big on not like mooching, you know, not not extending past my my stay.

00:03:57.860 And like ever since I moved in, we all talked about it.

00:04:00.960 It was a transition period.

00:04:03.580 It was a time where I was going to come in, help.

00:04:06.300 But I never intended to use this for my own personal gain.

00:04:11.640 It's one of the many reasons I love you.

00:04:13.880 And and I think it was like a month ago when you asked to be taken off payroll.

00:04:17.860 You actually stopped eating Chef Katie's food.

00:04:20.840 I tried, dude.

00:04:21.400 Which I found crazy interesting.

00:04:22.920 It was a mess.

00:04:23.100 What a noble guy.

00:04:24.720 It was a mess, though.

00:04:25.840 What?

00:04:26.260 Being in a chef's kitchen trying to cook. 1.00

00:04:29.500 She's possessive. 1.00

00:04:30.580 It doesn't work like that.

00:04:32.340 I got it.

00:04:33.160 So where do you live now, bro?

00:04:34.380 Santa Monica.

00:04:35.540 With your girlfriend?

00:04:36.680 Yeah.

00:04:37.260 Yeah.

00:04:37.720 It's big, dude.

00:04:38.580 I've never lived with a girlfriend.

00:04:40.500 Can I ask you how it feels now that your life is over?

00:04:44.440 Dude, I feel like it's just beginning, man.

00:04:46.340 It really is.

00:04:46.940 Oh, for sure.

00:04:47.260 it really is for sure that's awesome um i was gonna say something oh yeah what are you gonna

00:04:51.620 make your why i left the maverick house video well i still haven't gotten hit up by uh brighter

00:04:56.720 white yet so right oh it's coming no you gotta make the video first wait for that it's you're

00:05:01.000 either gonna get the teeth whitening first or the hair laser hair removal with the like five

00:05:05.920 dollar little plastic machine yeah i'm gonna sit that play out i think you say that now bro wait

00:05:11.640 So they start sending you money.

00:05:14.420 So, so we do.

00:05:16.020 So that's, that's, that's a thing.

00:05:17.660 We also do have, we have so much to talk about in debrief.

00:05:20.940 As you guys know, I was in Ibiza, which by the way, they call it Ibiza.

00:05:26.300 And the Brits call it Ibiza.

00:05:28.160 They just drop the I and change the.

00:05:29.540 It's not Ibiza?

00:05:30.060 So that's what I thought.

00:05:31.120 I called it, I called it Ibiza, but everyone there was like, welcome to Ibiza.

00:05:34.580 And here's me, like, I'm going to acknowledge the English alphabet. 0.98

00:05:38.460 Like, like that's a fucking Z, Ibiza. 0.98

00:05:40.740 So I went there. Yo, if you want to live a long, fulfilling, plentiful life, never go to Ibiza. 0.99

00:05:52.140 That place is fucking insane. It's the party capital of the world, they call it. 0.98

00:05:57.500 Really?

00:05:57.720 Yeah. And I can assure you, I have never, ever partied that hard in my life.

00:06:03.680 I brought some pictures here. You guys may have seen this.

00:06:07.860 but uh and i'll i'm sure i'm sure also quickly you guys know i pull my hamstring so this happened

00:06:16.260 at the challenger games and uh so i went to abiza with this and you know i went to the doctor in

00:06:22.180 london she's like you don't go don't go to abiza it's dumb i said i didn't really believe her um

00:06:28.380 turns out she's a doctor so she was right yeah and now what did that what made your leg look like a

00:06:33.700 plumb was it was it the altitude did you see the doctor video on youtube that like explained your

00:06:39.140 injury i did and he was actually pretty sharp with that was good he was until i hate when people

00:06:44.600 don't do the research until he's like there was no moment of tear in the race and like clearly in

00:06:50.020 my video i said i tore i had torn it prior right 60 seconds before the race started so when people

00:06:54.540 don't do the research they sort of lose credibility for me especially when it's like literally all you

00:06:58.880 had to do is watch a seven minute recap video that i did but um i went to uh sports rehab today

00:07:04.560 and here's what happened pulled the hamstring immediately went on a flight the altitude and

00:07:12.780 pressure situation caused two hematomas i've had hematomas before they they're they're bad but they

00:07:20.460 look much worse than they are so it basically uh the giant blood clots in your leg which which

00:07:25.360 happened at the top of my thigh on the back and the bottom and then with swelling as i'm sure you

00:07:29.420 know um it just it goes down especially with your leg if you're standing up all the time but

00:07:34.380 it's it's a tough spot to to recover because you can't always elevate it unless you're like seated

00:07:40.240 and uh icing it's tough especially when you're a drunk in abiza um but yeah so you tore it

00:07:46.960 uh what's the what's the situation here it's uh i mean bro you're asking all these questions i

00:07:54.040 don't know looks like you took an IED to leg dude when I first saw that I said wow this kid's in bad

00:08:00.280 shape right now yeah you are and I was but not not not bad enough where I couldn't have a little fun

00:08:06.620 in a pizza with Steve Aoki so like this is Jake and I just crowd and crowds diving and you jump

00:08:14.740 into a crowd to jump yeah it's just all the things you should it's really the first thing that jumped

00:08:21.080 out of me speaking of jumping was it's crazy to see what jake decided to do on his honeymoon

00:08:25.400 that's like it just seems like such a weird honeymoon to me like no wife well tan is somewhere 0.99

00:08:32.500 in the crowd you can't see it oh that's pixelated you can't see it does anyone know what the dumbest 0.94

00:08:37.720 part about this is besides jumping into a crowd with a grade two you said it right there no 0.99

00:08:43.460 fucking shoes bro did you step on something i mean thank god i didn't no shoes what am i some 1.00

00:08:50.660 kind of stupid asshole dog if there's a piece of broken glass or like a needle on the ground in 1.00

00:08:57.720 the middle of this random club in Ibiza miscellaneous fluids done bro and I realized that 1.00

00:09:02.680 when I was jumping but we know when you're drunk you don't think about these things what you do

00:09:06.780 you don't you don't care about these things and by the way we did this stage stage dive I think

00:09:12.340 four or five times Jake would not stop and eventually he was just crushing people like a

00:09:16.160 200-pound controversial YouTuber just flying in and jumping on top of you.

00:09:21.360 But lucky for me, I did.

00:09:22.960 There was a point where I found some tape.

00:09:26.240 I was able to stabilize my hamstring.

00:09:30.720 That's good.

00:09:31.980 Yeah.

00:09:33.200 Yeah, so.

00:09:34.260 That's insane, dude.

00:09:35.100 So you don't have to get that amputated, do you?

00:09:37.140 I don't know.

00:09:37.920 I don't think so.

00:09:38.500 I hope not because kind of need it for the fight.

00:09:41.900 Yeah, which, by the way, I mean.

00:09:43.880 I don't know if we can say this.

00:09:45.080 I don't know if we could just say it just yet.

00:09:46.480 Well, can you say anything?

00:09:47.900 I don't even remember where we stood on that.

00:09:50.200 Are you allowed to say anything?

00:09:51.280 Look, I don't know, but let's just say the future is looking bright.

00:09:55.120 Like it's locked in.

00:09:55.900 The future is locked in.

00:09:57.060 The near future is looking bright.

00:09:59.600 Like nearer than previous nears?

00:10:01.980 I mean, it's nearer than the nearest.

00:10:03.580 It's as near as the near was believed to be.

00:10:06.480 Like, are we talking as near as T-Garden B or like?

00:10:09.420 Yes.

00:10:10.820 Yes.

00:10:12.440 In both timing and proximity.

00:10:15.080 to the current location that's pretty hey hey do y'all feel rusty because i feel like a pile of 0.97

00:10:20.440 dog shit dude well that's a different story can we talk about that it's both though it's a mix 0.99

00:10:26.640 dude fuck you chilies so so here's what happened we went to chilies we went to chilies last night 1.00

00:10:31.960 mike and i hung out with these girls we went to chilies last night just a casual uh dinner late 1.00

00:10:36.680 dinner and we we ordered some drinks and by the way yesterday was supposed to be my last or the

00:10:43.260 The day before it was supposed to be my last night drinking, Mike, peer pressure me.

00:10:46.160 Horrible influence, by the way.

00:10:47.240 Please leave your comments below. 1.00

00:10:48.540 Let me shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:10:50.120 Let me explain quickly. 0.99

00:10:51.520 Haven't seen the kid in like, what is it, three weeks?

00:10:54.440 And then as soon as he comes back, the first day he's back, he says, hey, just letting

00:10:57.680 you know I'm done for three months.

00:10:59.080 And I say to myself, don't do this to me.

00:11:01.620 Not like this.

00:11:02.100 At least give me one last night, one last hurrah.

00:11:04.700 Because I know that as soon as we do it, then it's off to the races. 0.99

00:11:07.920 And he's in the training mode to beat the shit out of the fat dude. 0.99

00:11:10.720 Like, all of it's straight into the real deal, right? 0.99

00:11:13.520 Yeah.

00:11:13.760 And I said, and he's like, nah, man, I'm done.

00:11:16.220 I'm done.

00:11:16.600 I'm partying in Ibiza.

00:11:17.420 And, of course, I just put a big-ass margarita right in front of his face.

00:11:20.180 Straw right here.

00:11:21.020 Because I knew it was the last one.

00:11:22.300 And, by the way, maybe you share the news.

00:11:25.280 What news?

00:11:26.140 About the—

00:11:26.660 How long is it going to be until you drink again?

00:11:28.700 Oh.

00:11:30.560 I mean, I'm done now.

00:11:31.900 Oh, that makes two of us.

00:11:33.480 Yeah.

00:11:33.760 Wait.

00:11:34.280 Oh.

00:11:35.420 No, you're lying.

00:11:36.380 You're lying.

00:11:37.000 Three months, baby, starting today. 1.00

00:11:38.400 You're fucking lying. 1.00

00:11:39.320 I don't believe you for a second. 1.00

00:11:40.720 dead serious

00:11:42.340 me and you

00:11:43.960 wait

00:11:44.320 me and Logan

00:11:45.840 will share

00:11:46.860 my first drink

00:11:47.840 back

00:11:48.280 after he whoops 1.00

00:11:49.700 the living shit 0.99

00:11:50.660 out of KSI 0.99

00:11:52.000 on

00:11:52.520 date TBD

00:11:54.240 well it's already

00:11:54.960 deed but

00:11:55.540 shake my hand bro 1.00

00:11:56.380 fuck 1.00

00:11:56.660 oh 1.00

00:11:57.980 this hurts

00:11:59.360 yo

00:11:59.900 this hurts bad

00:12:01.140 I'm sure my mom

00:12:02.580 is so happy right now

00:12:03.720 there we go

00:12:04.180 if you're watching this

00:12:05.320 why don't you join us

00:12:06.760 if you're feeling yourself

00:12:07.640 going a little too crazy

00:12:08.720 lately I know it's the summer

00:12:09.860 yeah

00:12:10.220 take three months off with us it'll be healthy the summer's almost over okay i stepped on a scale

00:12:15.660 last night it's bad it's bad okay i hover do you want to talk about it of course i hover around 209

00:12:22.380 normally that's my normal hovering weight it's pretty leaned out feeling good feeling light

00:12:26.440 feeling good went to new york hung out in the hamptons met some new porn stars in new york by

00:12:31.420 the way that was great ate way too much food and then chef katie was gone when i got back so i went

00:12:35.700 on a cheeseburger binge i found out wow i really still do love cheeseburgers even though i'm not

00:12:39.500 fat. You haven't tweeted about it.

00:12:41.200 225 pounds. Whoa.

00:12:43.320 I picked up 17 pounds of ground beef

00:12:45.620 weight. I seen it.

00:12:47.100 Damn, you just have a cow in your stomach. 1.00

00:12:49.680 Living in my stomach. It's a calf. 1.00

00:12:51.240 It's not yet developed. It's just a baby cow.

00:12:53.440 And so I said to myself, something must be done,

00:12:55.540 dude. And I'm also just fucking tired of 0.84

00:12:57.440 being hungover, dude. 0.76

00:12:58.800 I want to feel good, bro. You know what I'm saying,

00:13:01.360 Dill Pickle? So that's what happened. That's what happened

00:13:03.220 today. Mike was not

00:13:05.360 feeling so hot and neither was I,

00:13:07.380 which is odd because we only had a couple

00:13:09.360 drinks at chilies like we didn't go ham and cheese we had four or five uh shots of tequila

00:13:13.380 maybe total those were doubles by the way i meant to see what's happening they said single or double

00:13:18.320 i said double i knew they felt like more but regardless like still when i was in abiza and

00:13:24.820 like you use me as like a really shitty example and don't be like me at all when i was in abiza

00:13:29.720 dog i would we'd we'd drink between 30 and 40 shots minimum of tequila every night like i oh my god

00:13:37.260 Yeah, like, we had been so accustomed to just, like, pushing ourselves to the limit.

00:13:42.820 So when I got back, this was no problem.

00:13:44.720 Except all of a sudden, after these drinks, we were plastered.

00:13:50.460 Plastered.

00:13:50.980 We were hammered. 0.97

00:13:52.420 Couldn't even close the deal with the girls because we were so fucking wrecked. 0.88

00:13:56.380 No, we were just, like, I was, like, paralyzed on the couch. 0.94

00:13:58.820 And I didn't understand.

00:13:59.780 I couldn't, like, speak English anymore. 0.98

00:14:01.900 And we think, like, and I hate to say this, Chili's fucking drugged us. 0.96

00:14:06.440 Chili's dropped us? 0.97

00:14:07.040 We got roofied at Chili's last night.

00:14:08.840 Because there's no way.

00:14:09.820 I mean, think about me.

00:14:10.640 I have an immunity to alcohol at this point.

00:14:12.920 And I was, me and Logan got in a fight over nothing, which happens sometimes.

00:14:16.980 But this was a brawl.

00:14:17.960 We almost fought in Chili's.

00:14:19.580 It was bad, bro.

00:14:20.980 What sparked this? 1.00

00:14:22.060 Fucking sweatshirt backpacks. 1.00

00:14:24.960 I know. 1.00

00:14:25.720 It would take a second to fill you in.

00:14:27.340 Think about that.

00:14:28.080 It would take a second to fill you in.

00:14:29.440 Sweatshirt backpacks.

00:14:30.480 That creates sweatshirt backpacks.

00:14:32.060 They're doing a great job.

00:14:33.320 Multi-million dollar company.

00:14:34.540 Someone said the guy who invented them was a visionary

00:14:37.100 And it turned into an argument between me and Logan

00:14:39.560 Somehow we almost went fist to cuffs

00:14:41.400 Well I was like how is he a visionary

00:14:43.500 Like politely just explain

00:14:45.400 Because he invented sweatshirt back

00:14:47.140 And by the way the answer was great

00:14:49.440 But like I'm not just gonna give it to you

00:14:51.660 Like don't just use the word visionary

00:14:53.200 If you're not a visionary

00:14:54.340 And then my girl started arguing with Logan

00:14:56.620 So I had to jump in 1.00

00:14:57.840 Well she said some dumb shit 1.00

00:14:58.900 She's like well that's about who you know 1.00

00:15:00.240 I'm like yo lady we're talking up here right now

00:15:02.160 And just like please just please let me have this conversation

00:15:04.260 and so mike's like yo that's my girl no i'm like that but kind of yeah all right so a new chapter

00:15:08.880 has turned big tings man everybody on impulsive on a on a different trajectory right now it's it's

00:15:16.020 yes but it's like at the it's at we're at the cusp dude so it's hard to it's hard to we can

00:15:21.060 envision it and pretend like things are going to be great and i'm sure they are they're gonna be

00:15:25.640 incredible but also this is this is kind of secondary to the to the larger news for me

00:15:30.240 personally i'll hit it quick i made some noise about it i got off antidepressants after six

00:15:35.240 years yes yeah i've taken antidepressants congratulations effects are i'm about a week

00:15:39.160 and a half off now i'm still feeling a little rusty i saw one of the i don't mean to cut you

00:15:44.760 off but i saw one of the side effects to that was sweating did you see that taking it yes so

00:15:52.660 weird i didn't know that like i saw your fan wasn't working before the show i don't know if

00:15:57.760 you need it anymore i don't think i'm going to because i guess when you take effects you sweat

00:16:00.820 a lot um but some of the withdrawal factors include brain zaps nightmares i've been having

00:16:05.580 some i've been going through it guys but i do want to address this because i talked to people

00:16:09.600 on my on my way out away from them and they they told me to keep adding value in this department

00:16:14.040 um i just want to keep reminding you guys that things will get better they do i didn't know if

00:16:20.020 they were ever going to for me and they did and so now i'm trying to get things right without the

00:16:24.600 assistance of a uh what was like the what was the immediate shift like when you like day of when you

00:16:30.400 stop taking them were you going through some crazy stuff they have a half life they have a half life

00:16:35.200 so for like three days after i stopped it because i weaned off by the way please do not stop taking

00:16:39.860 your meds because i stopped taking my meds please do not do that i was weaned off by a doctor with

00:16:44.680 the assistance of a doctor from a dose to a dose to a dose to a dose and then i i stopped taking

00:16:50.220 them and they had a three-day half-life so about three days after that's when i started going

00:16:54.220 through some shit well can i can i say what one of them was like like loosely uh you have to really

00:16:59.700 tap it's it's way loose mike had a wet dream and came in his hand you might not know this 0.97

00:17:03.260 yeah and as as you know this no as an effect we'll tell you the like the full fledged like

00:17:08.360 what the dream was never tell you this couldn't we couldn't even get into one percent of it is

00:17:12.260 so bad does it involve the anime stuff that you imagine that but like a hundred thousand times

00:17:17.100 worse oh my god and by the way this was not me this was how me in a dream world but yeah i woke

00:17:23.120 up and mind you told the dream doctor i've had i haven't had a dream in six years okay literally

00:17:29.160 it's day three after stop i stopped taking them i woke up and immediately it was like get that hand 0.98

00:17:35.220 in there huge nut dude right on my fucking hand wow just a wet old nut dude and then i woke up 0.94

00:17:42.040 and i was like that's awesome this is fucking weird and then i went in the bathroom and oddly 0.99

00:17:47.080 enough dude heard maverick which was even weird you heard maverick yeah it's been a little whoa 0.56

00:17:51.780 Did he come back or was it imaginary?

00:17:54.800 I think it was just him just saying, what's up, man? 1.00

00:17:56.900 You fucking killed me, you asshole. 1.00

00:17:58.760 He's pissed, bro. 1.00

00:17:59.780 He's mad.

00:18:00.280 That's incredible what the human brain is when it's suppressed. 0.57

00:18:06.980 Yes, yes.

00:18:07.900 What actually it's meant to do, it's fascinating.

00:18:11.360 Well, you guys know what SSRIs and SSNIs do, right?

00:18:15.380 No.

00:18:15.840 So an SSRI is a serotonin reuptake inhibitor.

00:18:20.280 And so what it does is it means it floods your brain with serotonin and it doesn't allow the neural pathways in your brain to re-uptake the serotonin.

00:18:29.480 So basically your brain's just fucking drowning in serotonin or norepinephrine for the entirety of the time that you're on these pills. 0.96

00:18:36.360 Oh my God. 0.93

00:18:36.780 And so what happens is technically when you stop taking them, the brain starts to soak that either norepinephrine or serotonin back up.

00:18:47.220 Like regulates. 0.98

00:18:48.280 yeah and so your brain starts to recreate those pathways and so that's where all that shit comes

00:18:52.840 from those nightmares like all that stuff but after about a week i'm starting to stabilize i 0.58

00:18:57.280 feel good i don't have any of that shit happening anymore so that's good news so it's good beautiful

00:19:01.020 congrats man thank you and and you you explained to me yesterday it's like a it's a it's a big 0.81

00:19:05.820 thing to come off your antidepressants and uh i want to i want to tell you i'm here for you bro

00:19:10.200 sending you sending strength and love your way if you need anything i'm down the hall i know you i

00:19:14.500 know that night with a uh wet dream you called on our german friend david to come help you

00:19:18.740 such a weird time to call him poor david hey man you think you can get me a napkin

00:19:23.360 just talk to me for a minute out of toilet paper no i ran in the bathroom but but also i did text

00:19:29.020 him first it was like 4 a.m here time probably 10 a.m his time in ibiza and i was like yo you up

00:19:35.940 and he responded 12 hours later no i don't even remember going to ibiza but yo i want to i want

00:19:43.140 to we got some sponsors which i want to read here shortly then dive into the super juicy stuff but

00:19:46.720 real quick you said you heard maverick squawking we're talking about toilet paper and uh i came

00:19:51.720 home and uh ginger's wearing a diaper ginger our giant tibetan massive dog do you know this i saw

00:19:58.060 it but i have not seen it in person bro it's hilarious so she comes she dogs we've said it

00:20:03.260 on this podcast female dogs if you don't get them fixed have periods eventually and it happened it

00:20:08.500 happened while i was away ginger had her first period so we got her these diaper tampons and um

00:20:13.900 if you've ever gone through this please like comment below any advice because we're having 1.00

00:20:18.600 a major problem with taking the diaper off when she has to go to the bathroom she's been shitting 1.00

00:20:24.720 herself dude she's been soiling her oats of course that's not the right she's been soiling her diaper 0.99

00:20:31.580 in her diaper damn it's disgusting bro and and the problem is if you take it off and she walks 0.99

00:20:37.160 around the house not to get crazy graphic but there's like really little inconvenient blood 0.99

00:20:43.400 droplets trailing throughout the house and everywhere and it's it they're the hardest to

00:20:48.060 clean up because you know you spray wipe spray what for there's a there's a breadcrumb trail of

00:20:53.220 little blood droplets shout out maids shout out me but like yesterday was sunday and here i am 0.85

00:20:58.980 just wandering around the house by myself cleaning up ginger's soil diaper and blood

00:21:03.360 patterns like it's whole it's it's tough is it too late to get her you know fixed it's not

00:21:08.640 but i don't know if i want we know we have i think you have i don't want to because if she

00:21:17.260 if we breed her with a purebred tibetan massive she's got six puppies bro we sell them for 5k each

00:21:22.840 we probably sell them for more because they're art dogs like 10k each bro that's 60k in a day

00:21:28.560 you know how easy it'd be to get rid of those puppies that's like a nice lovely home loving

00:21:32.560 homes that's like a month of groceries for you like that means that's 60k is meaningless yeah

00:21:37.160 it's all it's what i mean how much are the diapers gonna cost bro how much are the diapers

00:21:40.820 it's not even that it's more so like the 10 000 you said 10 000 it's more the quality of her life 0.98

00:21:46.780 oh my god it's more the quality of her life she's gonna have a shit life because she's gonna be 1.00

00:21:50.280 attacking every you know unfixed dogs or on you know certain balls no taking off dogs bro that's 1.00

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00:22:01.580 conveniently coincidentally dropped while i was away like congratulations bro you're a man now

00:22:06.400 you're a man and so i'm hoping maybe my husky broly will mate with my tibetan massive ginger

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00:25:13.560 on uh remember you may not remember this because i barely do but we we called in backup after those 0.99

00:25:19.340 first two girls left last night so i holy shit our producers are you okay he fell off his fucking 0.98

00:25:25.160 chair it's fine okay were that blown back by we called in backup so we called in backup we called 0.99

00:25:32.880 in two of our uh some other beautiful lady friends of ours and um i was just hanging on for dear

00:25:38.100 life and they missed their uber i called and i was i was incapacitated i was i was like already

00:25:44.240 passed out i was like like do what you can mike and yeah they missed it right they missed their

00:25:48.920 uber and so i woke up this morning to text videos that were like hey we're outside look is uber

00:25:52.800 coming and i never even told him like yo you missed the uber because i had already passed out

00:25:56.200 at that point i just got an email just now while we sit on the show both of them each paid me two

00:26:00.920 dollars and fifty cents to pay for the missed uber wow because the fee was five dollars i told

00:26:06.460 them i said y'all y'all in like five dollars and they paid it and one of them the memo on it

00:26:10.480 one of them the memo is missed connections wow that is hilarious shout out i'm i almost want

00:26:17.560 to say their names because they're so sweet i was gonna say that's a classy they are i love

00:26:21.560 chip lady and cas we'll say thank you guys dorito head nice job that was that's great

00:26:26.760 um good stuff i gotta pee bad you could go i should i i mean where are we going next i think

00:26:33.360 I think we should

00:26:34.280 I think we should talk about

00:26:35.260 that incident we had

00:26:36.120 outside of chaos

00:26:36.920 after Jake's wedding

00:26:37.780 oh yeah let's

00:26:38.280 I'll stay for a while

00:26:39.040 alright

00:26:39.620 I'll find a better time

00:26:40.540 I don't know if you know

00:26:41.560 about this

00:26:42.040 I think you do

00:26:42.680 probably not

00:26:44.200 alright

00:26:44.500 we had an incident

00:26:46.800 oh I do know about this

00:26:48.720 are you doing

00:26:49.080 like more of the night

00:26:50.360 or are you just going

00:26:50.880 straight to this

00:26:51.380 cause obviously

00:26:52.020 there's a lot to unpack

00:26:53.000 let's just go piece by piece

00:26:54.480 and just like

00:26:55.100 hopefully it can arrange itself

00:26:56.340 you don't want to just start

00:26:57.220 like with the wedding at all

00:26:58.320 cause we haven't even

00:26:58.960 talked about any of this 0.99

00:26:59.840 fine fuck whatever 0.99

00:27:00.900 it would make sense 0.99

00:27:01.740 to chronologically

00:27:02.560 We go to the wedding.

00:27:04.940 There was a fight.

00:27:05.840 Some dude threw a drink on Tana right when they did the vows, 0.93

00:27:09.820 and Priest Armani beat the shit out of him. 0.79

00:27:13.340 I've never seen that happen before. 0.96

00:27:14.640 A lot of uppercuts.

00:27:15.760 Crazy.

00:27:16.120 It was the classic uppercut, like holding uppercut, bang, bang, bang. 0.72

00:27:18.900 Crazy.

00:27:19.400 That was crazy.

00:27:20.800 And then I just remember just drinking a lot.

00:27:24.360 Is there anything specific you want to hit?

00:27:25.980 On the wedding?

00:27:26.700 No, I mean, it was good.

00:27:27.560 By the way, we had a great show.

00:27:29.180 A great show.

00:27:30.020 One of the best episodes ever.

00:27:31.980 was that it was one of the favorite episodes it was absolutely and we it was it was a struggle

00:27:37.600 it was 900 and i think 42 degrees during the entire filming yeah we had tuxedos on with bow

00:27:43.140 ties i felt like college game day for literally i we which we should probably do we couldn't hear

00:27:48.600 ourselves we didn't have headphones and like a lot of people king batch i think was was 0.87

00:27:52.780 completely annihilated when he kept coming back coming back um i threw a drink glass at a girl 0.92

00:27:58.620 and then hired her to be my assistant.

00:28:00.240 That was weird.

00:28:01.420 Okay, so there was one part of the episode

00:28:03.400 where Mike was looking past the camera

00:28:05.080 asking this girl on a date

00:28:06.320 and like, yo, let's get a drink.

00:28:07.760 They went on a date

00:28:08.700 and Mike hired her as his assistant.

00:28:11.240 I just hung up.

00:28:11.960 Yeah, she's coming today.

00:28:12.860 You'll meet her.

00:28:13.880 I went on a date with her and I said,

00:28:15.920 wow, she's beautiful.

00:28:17.240 She would make a great assistant.

00:28:18.780 I don't know how that happened,

00:28:19.840 but now I have an assistant,

00:28:20.920 full-time assistant. 1.00

00:28:22.080 Who's gorgeous, which...

00:28:23.880 I mean, like how often is she going to be here?

00:28:27.080 I'm just curious.

00:28:27.780 All the time.

00:28:28.480 All the time, huh? 0.97

00:28:29.540 All the freaking time. 1.00

00:28:30.840 Keep her away. 0.97

00:28:32.280 Oh, and while we're talking about-

00:28:33.620 For her safety.

00:28:34.520 And I can't hit on her, obviously, because she's my assistant.

00:28:36.760 So you can't cross that boundary.

00:28:38.800 While we're on talking about episodes, should we address Greer?

00:28:44.460 Dr. Greer.

00:28:44.980 Should we just address it lightly?

00:28:46.420 You caught some-

00:28:47.380 By the way, hold on.

00:28:48.740 I caught the most, but we all took a little bit of heat on that one.

00:28:52.200 You took the least, of course.

00:28:53.140 If y'all-

00:28:53.700 We're talking about the UFO alien episode, if y'all saw it.

00:28:56.020 which my concern with even addressing it is,

00:28:58.540 which we're going to.

00:28:59.280 Feed the fire?

00:28:59.880 No, no.

00:29:00.660 It's just that I feel like the people who left

00:29:02.340 like the interrupting comments

00:29:04.140 and like kind of like dogged on us a little bit

00:29:05.900 are the like severe alien enthusiasts.

00:29:08.520 Even believers, yeah.

00:29:09.080 And they only watched that episode.

00:29:10.700 And the people who are watching this one

00:29:12.080 like aren't even relatively close to that audience.

00:29:14.440 But like, go ahead.

00:29:14.880 That's fair.

00:29:15.340 No, no, no, no.

00:29:15.980 You hit it.

00:29:16.580 You hit the nail on the head.

00:29:17.420 I think we watched it back and I don't know.

00:29:20.020 Look, look, look, look.

00:29:22.700 We always are open for feedback,

00:29:24.480 but this was an episode where I was slightly turned off to the intense amounts of intense

00:29:31.300 amount of negative comments only because you got to understand guys, when we are sitting in this

00:29:38.960 room with our guests, there's like an energy they give off and we really listen to the things they

00:29:43.320 say. And if they're saying things that make sense, I'm on board, continue, carry on. If not, it's our

00:29:49.220 job to put them on a pedestal where this, the things they're saying are comprehensible. And

00:29:56.780 some of the things that alien man was saying, and he showed me a picture of lights and called it an

00:30:00.080 alien. You know, I was a little skeptical. Like there is a point where you've lost me. Even when

00:30:08.060 he, even when he, even when he first comes in the room, there's, there's, there's hesitancy now,

00:30:12.280 mind you, I believe in aliens. I'm just skeptical about things I hear. And if I feel that way,

00:30:19.080 i tend to deflect with comedy the big comment was the interruption thing and so and so we we did to

00:30:24.440 that point we did enter the episode with this very jovial spirit at least you and i did where i said

00:30:29.260 listen like we're having like not a kook but we're having a guy on that is going to talk to us about

00:30:34.520 seeing alien crafts and all this stuff and by the way i'm not saying i don't believe it either but

00:30:37.640 it's we we approached it i approached it a little bit more salt grains of salt lots of them but what

00:30:43.580 i will say is on the interrupting i watched it back this guy was just going on uninterrupted for

00:30:50.440 minutes at a time we were just sitting there and i said i said in the comments as well and on my

00:30:54.520 twitter i said when he started to go ham on regulatory reform i said if you want to watch 0.97

00:31:00.980 a 60 minute or 90 minute uninterrupted regulatory reform episode they got that shit on c-span all 0.90

00:31:07.260 day you could tune in and watch people just stand at the mic and be like code double a cp

00:31:11.800 four four states that in the state of air like that is not this show and i don't think it ever

00:31:18.980 will be i just don't think i think it was cool because we introduced like he he hasn't really

00:31:23.220 done too many big podcasts from what i've seen right so i think people came to this wanting to

00:31:30.340 hear the typical podcast and didn't get that experience like you were talking about so they

00:31:34.520 we're expecting like yo i want to hear everything this guy has to say he even said on his twitter

00:31:38.500 like as like a final note from me on it he even said on his twitter um you get to see a side of

00:31:43.580 me that you normally wouldn't see correct which is exactly what i said i said one of the biggest

00:31:47.560 things we do is we take people out of their comfort zones and we show a cool side of them

00:31:50.720 that you normally wouldn't see that's what i'm saying yeah like i i like that we humanized him

00:31:54.860 a bit and joked with him and treated him like a human rather than i mean this isn't your typical

00:31:58.500 podcast and by the way i really like the guy i think i'm gonna if i'm invited go on one of his

00:32:02.720 his trips that he's talking about oh it takes people to to i don't even know they like meditate

00:32:07.300 and summon aliens like i want to go dr greer take me um because i i'm i'm a arms wide open

00:32:13.180 type of person when it comes to alien ufo spacecraft but anyways back to uh and just

00:32:18.600 finally i am sorry i am sorry to anyone i do want to apologize literally to anyone who tuned in to 0.99

00:32:23.740 see a extended cut of dr greer i'm sorry if we didn't i'm not at all suck my dick i don't give 0.99

00:32:31.560 Fuck. Welcome to Impulsive. 1.00

00:32:33.620 But good for you

00:32:35.520 for being an empathetic young man.

00:32:37.700 It's nice of both of you.

00:32:39.180 Back to the wedding.

00:32:42.980 Mike hired a hot assistant he discovered

00:32:45.380 at Jake's wedding. That's great.

00:32:47.380 Can we go to the after party now?

00:32:49.560 Yeah.

00:32:51.360 The after, not Sugar Factory Chaos, right?

00:32:53.880 Yeah, so there's this club called

00:32:55.540 Chaos.

00:32:57.100 They hooked us up.

00:32:58.340 Oh, I did lose a lot of money, right?

00:33:00.480 How much money did I lose?

00:33:02.040 You lost $6,500 in literally 30 seconds.

00:33:05.520 I lost, I think, $3,000.

00:33:07.840 All of us.

00:33:08.620 We were literally well over $10,000.

00:33:11.320 Oh, Danny, you lost $2,000.

00:33:12.680 Collectively, I lost $200.

00:33:14.980 Look at Danny's face. 0.99

00:33:16.360 She rarely will spend money on a cheeseburger because she'd rather save it.

00:33:20.280 She lost like $200. 1.00

00:33:21.860 Everybody in this room got flamed by the fucking casino. 1.00

00:33:25.060 By the way, take my advice. 1.00

00:33:27.820 That's probably the last time I'm gambling.

00:33:29.420 He said that.

00:33:30.220 that's probably like i won't i probably won't gamble here here's here's a my take on it you

00:33:36.440 you got to sense the vibes right and when i i go in with 100 bucks and if i if i double that or if

00:33:43.360 i make some money i'll keep going but if i lose that that's like the sign from the universe being

00:33:47.940 like chill out bro also not your night we were uh rushing which i don't like to do when i'm gambling

00:33:52.840 like i want to really like you said vibes energy like lock in i was hammered i was like i'll take

00:33:58.320 six thousand dollars on my bank account i put it on black like just lost everything yeah we had a

00:34:03.200 lot of people the night that you won how much did you win that like 10k right you put 10k on black

00:34:08.020 yeah remember like back in the yeah yeah yeah yeah i think i think i think i'll put five we i

00:34:12.760 mean we were manifesting that for a long time and we found like a private room it was it was good

00:34:17.760 well done there was none of that here so no no take our advice don't gamble like a bunch of sweaty

00:34:21.640 people and they were all like crowding one of them was working somebody barked really do you

00:34:25.760 You don't remember that?

00:34:26.440 It might have been me, dog.

00:34:27.040 Oh, it could have been.

00:34:28.360 So, okay.

00:34:28.920 Then we go to this club called Chaos.

00:34:30.560 I'm sure you've heard about it.

00:34:31.520 It's like the brand new hot club in Las Vegas.

00:34:33.820 At the Palms. 0.99

00:34:34.280 It is fucking awesome. 0.98

00:34:36.260 Amazing. 0.98

00:34:36.340 It is gorgeous.

00:34:38.740 It's beautiful.

00:34:40.260 Deadmau5 was playing, which was a treat.

00:34:42.660 Unbelievable.

00:34:43.240 Unbelievable.

00:34:43.840 And they treated us really well.

00:34:44.860 Shout out Chaos.

00:34:46.600 What's the dude's name?

00:34:48.220 Sin City Veteran.

00:34:49.560 Sin City Veteran.

00:34:50.900 Veteran on Instagram took great care of us.

00:34:52.740 Yeah, that's right.

00:34:53.400 so uh oh you make the decision here you can go any way you want it's like a choose your adventure 0.97

00:35:01.160 book from fucking grade school remember where you could say i want to go this way or that way 0.95

00:35:04.860 and the story would unfold likewise like the pop-up books like no no no it's called choose 0.96

00:35:09.080 your own adventure here we go and it's like if you want to live flip the page and the thing that's

00:35:13.980 you're wrong no no that's a different type of book that's a pop-up book it's a pop-up

00:35:17.460 that's yeah i'm sorry i'm sorry i i also want to apologize my my head is spinning when we have a

00:35:21.880 lot to talk about like we're a fucking adhd podcast we're all over so like if you can if

00:35:26.580 you've put up with it thus far you've come to the best part fuck there's a few of these stories 0.98

00:35:32.460 actually here's i'll do one yep all right spencer's preparing you look you look like you're drinking

00:35:39.700 white wine vinegar yo i'm always so tentative to exploit my life especially especially like 0.55

00:35:45.700 sexually because like i'm worried my future wife is gonna watch this episode or like my kids and

00:35:50.060 be like yo dad what's your problem that was impressive you drank so much water that was

00:35:55.380 impressive all right i'm in i'm gonna keep this pc sort of all right pg i was pc like personal

00:36:03.160 computer yes yeah let's do it no like is that what pc politically correct you got it go ahead

00:36:08.760 fucking send it bro all right i was talking to this girl she's like kind of like she's kind of 0.89

00:36:14.520 like my vegas girl and we were hanging out the whole night she was my she was my date girl's 0.99

00:36:19.140 hot by the way she's beautiful and uh we ended up hooking up in the bathroom of chaos 0.98

00:36:26.040 classy which which you know if you're like a club person or just like a party person

00:36:31.760 we've all done it man and so and so i didn't think anything of it um okay i was just like

00:36:39.440 oh this is crazy oh super fun jake's wedding like after party uh and uh about 15 minutes in

00:36:46.580 it's bound to happen someone starts pounding on the door i gotta get in there you know classic

00:36:51.800 like i gotta use the bathroom but it was kind of a bathroom in the corner i thought we were fine

00:36:54.840 just bam bam bam bam bam mind you i'm already in my i had already been in my boxers because there's

00:36:59.420 a pool there and i was swimming around um and so it was just really easy for me to just hop in the

00:37:04.480 secret bathroom and you know think i was safe so bang bang bang pounding on the doors you know me

00:37:09.480 i'm a funny guy i start pounding back like i don't know what to do i love that that's a great move

00:37:14.680 So there's a person pawning from the outside, me pawning from the inside, quite literally.

00:37:19.920 I'm pawning in many ways.

00:37:21.780 And we wrap it up.

00:37:24.780 Did you wrap it up?

00:37:25.840 I didn't wrap it up. 1.00

00:37:26.640 Fuck. 1.00

00:37:29.380 I didn't wrap it up, but then we wrapped it up. 1.00

00:37:31.880 And then, my dad's going to hate me.

00:37:34.780 Oh, yeah.

00:37:35.460 Was he in the corner of the bathroom?

00:37:37.120 Yeah, he was like, no.

00:37:39.040 So sorry, Greg.

00:37:40.020 and then it's a classic conversation of you know who leaves the bathroom first or do you leave at

00:37:45.820 the same time if you're a couple like i think it's pretty normal leave at the same time but like 0.74

00:37:49.120 never at the same fucking time even if you're a couple you you can't walk out of a bathroom in 0.75

00:37:53.940 vegas at the same that actually could get you kicked out of the club yeah that's what i'm saying 0.97

00:37:56.840 that's what i'm saying yeah so and by the way if anyone from the club is watching this like i'll

00:38:01.600 never do it again furthermore i'm pretty sure you just got a forty thousand dollar plug at this 0.93

00:38:06.500 point chaos at the palms las vegas yeah yeah that mad about the fucking bathroom so so so so we

00:38:13.840 decided that she she goes first so so i was like all right you go out there i'll meet you in like 0.99

00:38:20.160 10 minutes and uh so she opened she opens the door she goes out and the door goes to shut it 0.99

00:38:27.900 door doesn't even get remotely close to shutting and this hand boom slams the door and this girl

00:38:35.240 walks in runs in whom you whom you know oh you know i know is an understatement 0.99

00:38:41.520 this girl she's feisty she's she's a she's one of my la girls and like i don't want to i'm not 1.00

00:38:51.840 gonna use names but she was not happy she goes what the fuck are you doing fucking that whore 1.00

00:38:59.300 in front of me i'm like no first off i'm like this is out of this is out of a movie like 1.00

00:39:05.200 i can't believe this is happening around and so my mind goes into panic mode i'm like i'm like hey 1.00

00:39:09.820 she's like what the fuck are you just gonna fuck some whore in front of me i was like i was like 1.00

00:39:15.740 so so you know me the fleckwood comedy like smoke screens i go first off how dare you assume we had 1.00

00:39:22.220 sex that is disrespectful to me and that woman and by the way do you have any idea who she is 0.99

00:39:28.400 because i don't give a fuck who she is why would you what would how would you feel if you saw some 1.00

00:39:33.400 guy just fucking me i go i probably wouldn't put myself in that situation but again why you assuming 0.99

00:39:38.620 we had sex you don't know what took place and do you know who that is she's like who logan i go 0.99

00:39:45.120 this is from the back of my mind i'm like that is the daughter of the prime minister of britain 0.74

00:39:50.900 in my mind i'm like if i throw enough smoke screens i can confuse her bro i can make her

00:39:58.340 Immediately, her eyes started spinning like this.

00:40:02.000 She went into hypnosis mode, and Logan just ran.

00:40:05.040 He's beeline.

00:40:05.820 She was stuck.

00:40:07.040 And then when she woke up, like 20 minutes later, she's like, where is he?

00:40:09.680 What happened?

00:40:09.860 She just forgot?

00:40:10.440 Was it like a men in black?

00:40:11.600 Yes.

00:40:12.020 Snapshot thing?

00:40:12.640 Yeah.

00:40:13.100 That's what I was hoping would happen.

00:40:15.260 And it kind of worked because it diffused her a little bit, right?

00:40:18.020 Her brain kind of shorted out.

00:40:19.460 Didn't confuse her.

00:40:20.800 Diffused her.

00:40:21.980 Both. 1.00

00:40:22.760 Both.

00:40:24.240 Diffused.

00:40:24.720 So you scooted out of there.

00:40:26.080 No, no, no, no, no.

00:40:26.920 Oh, there was a full on.

00:40:27.840 You're still in the lion's den.

00:40:28.820 20 minute, yeah, 20 minute argument.

00:40:30.680 Actually, to be honest, bro, she was in the lion's den 0.99

00:40:33.320 because I had, you both know this girl.

00:40:35.980 I've warned her, that'll be the fourth time

00:40:38.600 where I straight up, I'm like, yo,

00:40:40.400 I'm not like the perfect guy you think I am

00:40:42.840 at this point in my life.

00:40:43.840 I don't really want to be in a relationship.

00:40:46.360 I didn't even know she was going to be at the wedding.

00:40:48.040 I didn't know she was going to be there. 0.99

00:40:49.240 I've talked to her a thousand fucking times about this, dude. 0.97

00:40:53.580 I talked to her about it the day after it happened, 0.99

00:40:55.620 the day before it happened, the week before it happened,

00:40:57.640 And the week after happened.

00:40:58.800 The problem is she knows, but I'm like, yo, literally like how long are you going to let

00:41:02.260 this go on for?

00:41:02.840 Like, you're obviously her.

00:41:03.660 You're obviously upset.

00:41:04.680 I've said that to her.

00:41:05.480 I've said that to her.

00:41:08.160 The problem is, the problem is there's a lot.

00:41:10.800 The problem is I like, I do enjoy her company.

00:41:12.680 I don't like, I don't lie. 1.00

00:41:14.340 Like some, some, some fuck boys like lie about like, you know, I want to be with you. 0.99

00:41:18.960 I don't say any of that. 1.00

00:41:19.560 I just, I'm like, yo, I, I enjoy being around you.

00:41:21.800 I like your company.

00:41:22.560 You're fun to, you're fun to hang with.

00:41:23.980 Yeah.

00:41:24.140 um and then also like we've been over this before you're a you are a little bit nicer

00:41:30.500 than the average like person that is able to keep that boundary to your girls which is great

00:41:38.020 but you do confuse them oh yes i mean you had a god dang

00:41:41.580 oh no oh no

00:41:47.180 you had a god dang agreement with her about her having your child and she was gonna sign a thing

00:41:55.220 that said you get 250 000 it wasn't it it was like it was and by the way it wasn't an agreement

00:42:01.640 i think hayden wrote it up hayden wrote it on a piece of paper he's like sign here to

00:42:05.720 like accept rogan's baby yeah like it wasn't a real costume or you wrote it up when you start

00:42:11.920 talking to girls about babies i think i think there was a layer of protection bro we make jokes

00:42:16.680 She's had toothbrushes here 1.00

00:42:19.800 What's the plural for toothbrushes? 1.00

00:42:22.040 Toothbry

00:42:22.460 So anyways

00:42:24.680 After 20 minutes I'm like

00:42:26.760 I finally am able to

00:42:29.000 And this is really not

00:42:32.040 Amicably at all

00:42:33.380 It's horrible

00:42:33.840 So she storms out and I'm like

00:42:35.900 I can finally get back to my friends now

00:42:37.800 I walk out

00:42:39.160 All I have is my boxers

00:42:42.040 I have no phone, no wallet, no shoes

00:42:44.480 No shorts, no shirt, nothing

00:42:45.960 because I'd given them to Danny and my friends

00:42:48.480 so I could jump in the pool.

00:42:51.540 No problem.

00:42:52.220 I'll just go find Danny and my friends.

00:42:53.840 Club's empty.

00:42:54.620 Everyone's gone.

00:42:55.500 Everyone in our section's gone at the top section.

00:42:57.640 4.30 a.m., everyone's gone. 0.99

00:42:58.780 I'm like, all right, shit. 0.99

00:43:01.100 God, you put me through a test right now. 1.00

00:43:02.600 No problem. 1.00

00:43:03.220 No fucking problem. 1.00

00:43:04.540 So drunk Logan Paul goes stumbling down the stairs 1.00

00:43:07.000 with a pooled hamstring.

00:43:07.940 I'm limping across the chaos, the Palms Hotel,

00:43:11.180 and I see a security guard.

00:43:12.220 I'm like, security guard, mister,

00:43:13.600 because you tell me I find a taxi.

00:43:15.200 He's like, what?

00:43:15.580 I said, could you get me in this taxi?

00:43:17.540 He's like, I got you.

00:43:18.760 So he takes me, walks me through the hotel.

00:43:20.960 All I have is this towel around my waist.

00:43:22.540 Again, no shoes.

00:43:23.400 I don't even know how I'm going to pay the taxi.

00:43:24.560 I got no wallet.

00:43:25.640 And here I am.

00:43:26.440 Like, this is it.

00:43:27.540 I don't know where to go.

00:43:28.160 I don't know Armani's home address. 0.79

00:43:30.340 The last place I know is that ratchet ass ghost hotel that y'all were staying at. 0.95

00:43:34.480 Oh, my God. 0.92

00:43:34.640 Which I didn't even, like, I don't even know the name of it.

00:43:36.820 I don't even know if y'all are going to be awake if Danny's there.

00:43:38.940 And right as we are about to leave, out of the corner of my eye,

00:43:42.640 I see sweet, angelic Danny.

00:43:45.580 playing a game of blackjack losing more money losing money and i'm like i'm like yes and i'm

00:43:52.640 like danny she's like she goes we're about to leave i was like thank god you didn't so she

00:43:57.980 gives me my shoes my pants my shirt my wallet my life's slowly coming back together still no phone

00:44:02.160 we'll worry about that later but slowly it's coming back together no problem meet up with

00:44:06.080 mike five minutes later phone bam he came by the way peace again he came out to you at one point

00:44:10.760 And he goes, I need you to take this.

00:44:12.320 And it was his phone. 1.00

00:44:13.160 It was dead crap. 0.99

00:44:14.300 It broke. 0.99

00:44:15.020 It broke because it jumped in the water.

00:44:16.780 I got you, brother.

00:44:17.700 And I took it with me.

00:44:18.540 I had that in the back pocket as I proceeded to lose even more money.

00:44:22.040 I said, by the way, really quickly, I got down to zero.

00:44:25.760 One of the kids from Crave Cafe, I'm going to give you a free shout out because this happened.

00:44:29.460 He came up to me, Sam and Samir, gave me 20 bucks.

00:44:32.040 He goes, you can do it, man.

00:44:33.300 I'm like, bro, I'm down 2,800 bucks. 0.99

00:44:35.040 If I come back to 2,800 from your 20 bucks, that's a fucking miracle, dude. 1.00

00:44:39.040 Ran that shit. 1.00

00:44:40.040 20. 1.00

00:44:40.360 Then I bet 40

00:44:41.240 Then I bet 80

00:44:42.080 Then I bet 160

00:44:43.000 Then I bet 320

00:44:43.880 Kept going

00:44:44.740 Then I broke the

00:44:45.340 And I won all of those

00:44:46.560 And then I broke the bets down

00:44:47.740 A little went to 200

00:44:48.500 300

00:44:48.800 Before you knew it

00:44:49.780 3k 1.00

00:44:51.040 Back on the fucking table 1.00

00:44:52.480 Logan comes over 1.00

00:44:53.460 Takes his phone 1.00

00:44:53.960 I lost all that shit 1.00

00:44:54.780 Every fucking dollar 1.00

00:44:56.120 That's how it works bro 1.00

00:44:56.920 Gone dude

00:44:58.060 So then look

00:44:58.940 My life is

00:44:59.540 Look

00:44:59.860 In a full piece again

00:45:01.420 No problem

00:45:02.080 I'm gonna go

00:45:02.720 I'm gonna go sleep

00:45:03.800 For a couple hours

00:45:04.660 And then I'm gonna go to London

00:45:06.100 And then Ibiza

00:45:07.100 Right

00:45:07.540 Where I can just like chill

00:45:08.400 Not really

00:45:08.940 Any incidents in Spain?

00:45:10.360 any incidents in spain with fans um spain was our security guard is like a 30 year like military

00:45:19.220 veteran and so we were we were pretty his name's keith shout out keith we're pretty secure i'm

00:45:24.080 trying to think if we had i'm looking through my notes here if we had any incidents we had one

00:45:28.200 incident um we got kicked out of a club and and an airport yeah what happened with the airport

00:45:34.960 situation because you guys had to pay for

00:45:36.700 a 20k flight to get out of there

00:45:38.680 I don't know if this will make it

00:45:40.100 just because it's like a whole

00:45:42.560 airport security threat

00:45:44.540 no it's not

00:45:45.000 do you know what happened?

00:45:46.920 is it because you looked like Thanos

00:45:48.520 they thought Thanos was coming into the airport

00:45:50.720 I'll say and Jed if you want to cut it

00:45:52.920 go ahead and cut it

00:45:53.500 so first

00:45:54.840 we got really really really inebriated

00:45:59.000 drunk one night

00:46:00.120 and security was around and I'm always tentative when Jake and I 0.99

00:46:02.980 like talking about like personal shit when we're drunk 0.99

00:46:05.000 because it gets emotional. 0.99

00:46:06.200 We talk about whatever.

00:46:07.320 I saw this girl out of the corner of my eye

00:46:08.960 and she's like, she's like doing one of these 1.00

00:46:10.280 like outside the club.

00:46:12.020 And so I tell my security guard, I'm like, 0.95

00:46:13.860 yo, like, could you check that girl

00:46:15.360 and make sure she's not filming?

00:46:17.660 And so Keith goes up to her.

00:46:19.060 He's like, hey, excuse me.

00:46:19.840 Like, I appreciate you not film.

00:46:21.980 And she goes, oh, like I wasn't filming. 0.99

00:46:25.140 And by the way, this is my fucking club. 0.99

00:46:26.420 So I don't know who these kids are. 0.99

00:46:28.540 Please leave now.

00:46:30.760 I was like, Keith is like, yo,

00:46:32.640 turns out the girl owns the club she does want you guys to leave now i was like no problem i

00:46:36.340 don't know why that that moment is always so satisfying to me whether it's me that does it

00:46:40.960 or him when we like try to big up on people they're like yeah man like i get that you guys

00:46:45.640 are like popping on ig and youtube and shit but this is my place and so you guys have to go you're

00:46:50.100 just like i have a billion dollars i can literally escort you out here in my chest she was nice she 0.92

00:46:56.740 was nice about it and by the way i don't i don't think we got kicked out i think she was like she

00:47:00.440 was like this is my club and then we were like oh we should probably leave and not disrespect this

00:47:03.660 okay so we were then the next morning obviously really hung over like every morning and bro when

00:47:09.780 i'm hung over i'm sure everyone who's hung over gets like this like you're just a little extra 0.98

00:47:13.820 goofy in front and and and reckless and you don't give a lot of shits so we were at the airport and 0.98

00:47:18.860 i don't want to be there like traveling hungover is the worst i don't want to be there i'm like 0.98

00:47:23.100 kind of just messing around like doing my thing like shades on um still look like a mess like

00:47:27.420 gold chain, three buttons down, uh, tropical t-shirt bands. Yeah. So I, I go, there's, there's,

00:47:35.640 you know, where you get checked in, you checked your bags in. Yep. Yep. Security. No, no, no,

00:47:40.620 no, no, no, no. Not security where you check your bag. Yeah. Yeah. Right before that. Check

00:47:43.680 your bag. There's a bunch of empty kiosks like from, from, cause some air airline was not up

00:47:49.560 and running at that moment. There was like maybe like five of them and there was a chair behind,

00:47:53.820 behind one of them and i was dude the chair was like just glowing it was radiating i'm like i was

00:47:59.500 like i need to sit there because like there's nowhere to sit in the airport that's comfortable

00:48:03.240 if you haven't gone past security so i'm like i need to sit there so i walk over i sit in this

00:48:08.440 chair sunglasses on i kind of just close my eyes for a second all of a sudden i hear some commotion

00:48:12.140 and some lady some lady's counting down she goes three two and i'm like what what what and then 0.99

00:48:18.640 all of a sudden she hits one and i'm like whoa easy easy what's good and turns out she had 0.58

00:48:23.620 apparently said i'm gonna give you three she goes i'm gonna give you three seconds to leave three

00:48:27.920 two one that was that was her cadence that's a quick i've never seen the quicker countdown that

00:48:31.560 there was no there was no chance even if i was sober i would have made that countdown so i didn't

00:48:35.620 make the countdown and um uh some guy came out of the back he was livid he's like find another

00:48:42.040 airline blah blah we didn't get kicked out of the airport i'm exaggerating the airline would not let

00:48:46.880 us fly with them wow so they go he goes find another airline leave it wasn't like a security

00:48:51.200 thing it was just that airline we had upset i had upset them and then blue was filming too

00:48:56.020 which upset them blue jake's videographer because he was filming the whole thing

00:48:59.700 and so we tried to book another flight we just sat around the airport for a while and

00:49:04.820 we had to get a private jet that cost twenty thousand dollars so there's a twenty thousand

00:49:09.000 dollar mistake on on my hand uh but but then again like bro i even our even our security

00:49:14.720 guard keith who has been in the military for 30 years he goes i've never seen a group of people

00:49:19.280 more irate in my life than them like they were they like a switch was flipped and they weren't

00:49:24.780 having it and it was over for jake and i that was it and so we got to take a private jet which was

00:49:29.740 actually awesome i feel like the to lend it like the conversation here has started to set up this

00:49:34.720 like pattern of debauchery which i think i don't want people to watch this episode and be like yo 0.97

00:49:40.100 this kid's completely off his fucking rails. 0.97

00:49:42.220 Why? I am. 1.00

00:49:43.560 And my favorite part of all this shit. 1.00

00:49:45.740 What are you talking about? 1.00

00:49:46.300 My favorite part of all this shit is 1.00

00:49:47.680 all those naysayers that Mike is a bad influence, people. 1.00

00:49:53.200 That's what I realized.

00:49:54.200 I was actually worse without Mike.

00:49:55.960 I really was.

00:49:56.840 Like, I was worse without Mike.

00:49:57.780 But you know who it was?

00:49:59.040 I don't know, bro.

00:49:59.620 You were vegan when you were living with me.

00:50:01.300 Bro, bro, bro, bro.

00:50:01.960 Easy.

00:50:02.480 Easy.

00:50:02.680 You were a saint.

00:50:03.500 Just calm down.

00:50:04.200 Just calm down.

00:50:04.940 You were literally Jesus Christ.

00:50:06.940 Nobody wants that part of Logan Paul either, okay?

00:50:10.100 i don't know no bro george asked me if i was depressed he goes are you are you depressed

00:50:14.020 i've never seen you like this who george when i was vegan uh look bro let's revert let's revert

00:50:19.860 let's get out of here you're you're right when i'm with jake that's the that's the problem when

00:50:25.720 i'm with jake it's like a converging tectonic plates and we just go crazier crazier crazier

00:50:31.940 and build each other up and next thing you know yeah but he said i'm the bad influence well you

00:50:37.280 In many ways you are.

00:50:39.440 You made me drink. You force fed me alcohol

00:50:41.420 last night for example. The last night and you had three drinks

00:50:43.560 and we went to sleep at like 11.30.

00:50:45.240 We probably read the bible

00:50:47.180 before we went to bed. A good influence encourages

00:50:49.040 someone to do things that are going

00:50:51.340 to grow them, benefit them.

00:50:53.340 A bad influence encourages someone to keep

00:50:55.280 doing bad things. Fact.

00:50:57.160 I'm just going to leave that out.

00:50:59.120 Okay, so there's a lot of

00:51:01.260 uns uns music in Ibiza.

00:51:02.880 A lot of dancing.

00:51:04.700 A lot of drugs. A lot of alcohol.

00:51:06.540 like every everyone has bro the amount of pinkies that people try to shove down my throat i'm like 1.00

00:51:10.900 dodging pinkies left to right with like powder on the ass i'm like no give a fuck it's great i'm 0.99

00:51:15.460 like i become like kung fu panda out here it's wild um you ever think of just wearing one of 0.99

00:51:19.720 those masks that people wear at the airport i've seen that um that's actually a great idea that's

00:51:25.180 actually a great idea i i should have done that i i have a man i have so many stories they're they're

00:51:31.600 all they're all they're all crazy i had one with a celebrity really yeah okay let's hear it

00:51:36.480 I didn't tell you this story. 0.96

00:51:37.440 No.

00:51:37.740 I don't want to say this celebrity, though, so is it going to be worth it?

00:51:39.660 Yeah, no.

00:51:40.340 It makes it whack.

00:51:41.160 Tell the story, though.

00:51:41.940 No, it makes it whack.

00:51:43.320 Because then you just end with no payoff. 0.51

00:51:45.180 It's like if somebody gives you a handjob and it doesn't finish.

00:51:47.500 Yeah. 0.53

00:51:47.980 You guys see Hobbs and Shaw?

00:51:49.340 No.

00:51:49.480 I saw it.

00:51:50.460 You want to know how?

00:51:51.220 No.

00:51:52.160 Got invited to the premiere.

00:51:53.500 Got invited to the premiere by Universal.

00:51:55.600 They hit me up.

00:51:56.300 They emailed me and said, hey, Mike, we see what you're doing out here.

00:51:59.340 Whoa.

00:51:59.540 We want to know if you want to come see the premiere before anybody else sees it.

00:52:02.280 Are you macro, Doug?

00:52:03.700 I got a new word.

00:52:05.360 Midfluencer.

00:52:06.480 there we go there we go mid-fluencer it's right between micro and macro the mid-fluencer i talked

00:52:14.100 about the review on the night shift i'm sure some of you watch that insane show but i'll say it's a

00:52:19.460 good movie it's a classic it's a it's a i didn't say classic i didn't mean that it's a good movie

00:52:24.020 at one point the rock is able to this isn't really much of a buster here but the rock's able to

00:52:30.120 command a black hawk helicopter with one arm and a tow truck with the other and he's able to 0.99

00:52:35.580 reconnect him with his fucking 0.99

00:52:37.720 pectoral muscles, which, by 1.00

00:52:39.800 the way, that's real as shit, dude. 0.99

00:52:41.720 That happened. 0.99

00:52:43.140 He did his own stunt. And I went, dude,

00:52:45.640 and I saw it, and then I did a review on the Night Shift,

00:52:47.960 and now they're like, yo, we want to invite you to all

00:52:49.680 our premieres, so they invited me to the new Big

00:52:51.540 Kids movie. Oh, I might go see

00:52:53.680 that with George tonight. Why wouldn't you just come to

00:52:55.640 the premiere with me? I think it's

00:52:57.640 already out, dog. Oh, shit, did I miss it? Yeah, you definitely 1.00

00:52:59.740 missed it. Fuck. Whoops. 1.00

00:53:01.600 Shout out, Universal. My conclusion

00:53:03.600 with Hobbs and Shaw

00:53:04.300 was this.

00:53:05.160 Just plain and simple.

00:53:06.740 The Rock

00:53:07.400 is the Johnny Sins

00:53:08.880 of Hollywood.

00:53:10.400 All right,

00:53:10.820 easy.

00:53:11.520 Easy, champ.

00:53:12.400 What are you saying?

00:53:13.680 What are you saying?

00:53:15.020 Last time I saw Johnny Sins,

00:53:16.100 he was wearing

00:53:16.840 a button-down t-shirt.

00:53:17.920 His tie was swung

00:53:18.480 around his neck

00:53:19.020 and he was blowing 1.00

00:53:19.580 some chicks back out 1.00

00:53:20.500 over a fucking desk. 1.00

00:53:21.600 Yes, yes, yes. 1.00

00:53:22.080 That's The Rock in Hollywood. 1.00

00:53:23.540 Just fucking 0.99

00:53:24.220 extreme conquer takeover. 0.99

00:53:26.260 Yeah.

00:53:26.640 Everything.

00:53:27.200 Yeah.

00:53:27.620 I love when you look

00:53:28.340 over to Mark timestamps.

00:53:29.560 It's my favorite.

00:53:30.300 I've gotten so accustomed to it.

00:53:32.440 Oh, that's not

00:53:32.880 a timestamp look. I just like to

00:53:34.800 just look around, bro. She was good.

00:53:36.880 Because this garage is great looking, by the way.

00:53:39.620 It is a nice garage, dude.

00:53:41.280 What else do we got?

00:53:42.700 Oh, I kind of skipped over this, but

00:53:44.860 as I was arguing with that girl in the bathroom of chaos,

00:53:47.620 she said

00:53:48.140 a line which I thought was funny.

00:53:51.740 You said we were getting

00:53:52.860 married. No, she said, I can't tell

00:53:54.900 if I want to punch you in the face or have your babies. 1.00

00:53:57.640 But I feel like 1.00

00:53:58.400 even the girl who does end up having my babies

00:54:00.820 will feel like that.

00:54:01.720 yeah for sure like i want to be challenged dude i want to be challenging

00:54:06.160 oh i'm difficult i'm way difficult that's why i need to be challenged like like when a girl can

00:54:12.480 like maintain eye contact with me for a bit and challenge my ideas and beliefs and we can do this 0.98

00:54:18.800 and then do this i remember the last awesome i remember the last girl that did a good job of 0.97

00:54:23.760 that you fucking wifed her up forever you're dated that's what i'm saying bro that's that's 1.00

00:54:27.640 how it that's how it works that girl was it like a single use bathroom or was it like a big it was 0.99

00:54:32.980 a big bathroom it was a big bathroom oh that's oh no no it was it was a it was a big single use 1.00

00:54:38.640 bathroom yeah are we back to talking about the bathroom just really quick i did one one more 0.73

00:54:42.140 note on that when she came out after you guys had the argument she came out and i was like oh my god 1.00

00:54:47.840 what's up i went to give her a hug and she said get your hands off of me and threw my arms to the

00:54:54.060 and i think most people would be like um why did that just happen like what if what have i done

00:54:59.440 to wrong you and i simply went oh and i literally just i literally didn't even take a quarter of a

00:55:05.060 second in my brain to think of what happened i just moved on to the next person and just starting

00:55:09.200 oh i forgot to say dumb conversation later i heard stories that the first that the girl i 1.00

00:55:16.280 was actually with that night i heard stories that she was uh walking around the club crying 0.97

00:55:22.220 people ask me 1.00

00:55:24.660 what did you do to that girl in the bathroom

00:55:26.100 I'm like what are you talking about

00:55:27.780 she left the bathroom crying 0.99

00:55:29.620 I saw her crying later 0.86

00:55:31.920 and she sent me a text

00:55:33.540 tears of happiness

00:55:35.120 she had thought

00:55:37.600 that I invited 0.79

00:55:38.780 the other girl

00:55:40.980 in the bathroom right after 1.00

00:55:43.220 for some sort of follow up

00:55:45.640 no a three way

00:55:46.600 you were like

00:55:49.760 I'm done here thank you

00:55:51.240 and then onto our number 42 0.84

00:55:52.520 she thought I did that

00:55:53.760 and this girl kind of likes me too 0.97

00:55:55.700 and so that broke her heart

00:55:57.220 so like

00:55:57.620 that was just a really nasty situation

00:56:00.320 so I had to explain to her

00:56:01.340 and fortunately she believed me

00:56:02.960 I was like

00:56:03.300 first off I said 0.99

00:56:05.740 how the fuck is that even possible 0.88

00:56:07.360 like any dude who's capable 0.97

00:56:09.320 both from a pure savage level 0.99

00:56:12.060 and like a physical penis standpoint 0.97

00:56:13.900 I'm not even going to give you a round of applause 0.99

00:56:16.400 but like that's something man

00:56:17.700 I don't have it in me

00:56:19.120 I'm curious

00:56:20.140 like do you do you think you'll ever delete this episode when you're like married i'm like cuffed

00:56:24.840 are we still swimming around in the digital you know ocean like 20 years from now right now i've

00:56:30.820 i've thought about this before i've thought about this before and i and i turn to examples

00:56:38.040 and models of where this may be a thing yeah yeah take uh there's plenty to choose from take any

00:56:45.220 single rock star in the world yeah take any single rock you think or even not even rock star

00:56:51.300 celebrity that that like has a desire to live a a really like crazy lifestyle i don't think any of

00:57:00.600 their wives or loved ones doesn't know what they did in their past yeah and you know it's like an

00:57:07.420 it's a an accepted overall like and by the way bro your girl has a past the girl you end up with

00:57:14.900 We all got a past, sometimes a little crazier than not,

00:57:19.700 but I'm not going to be with a girl who doesn't like me. 1.00

00:57:22.540 She's going to love me because I'm fucking crazy. 0.95

00:57:25.300 By the way, when I can channel that energy into one person, 0.98

00:57:28.880 it's the greatest thing in the history of mankind.

00:57:31.460 Likewise, when I feel that, it's the best.

00:57:34.160 There's a give and take, and I especially learned this with my last relationship.

00:57:38.380 It's like everyone has a past. 1.00

00:57:40.340 Put the shit behind you. 1.00

00:57:41.220 Don't judge them based on that and just move forward 1.00

00:57:43.180 and trust that it's going to be great.

00:57:44.900 Dude, I'm still floating around waiting on some double dates, bro.

00:57:47.540 We just went on one last night. 0.83

00:57:49.260 Sucked. 0.72

00:57:49.760 Yeah. 0.84

00:57:50.220 Because we drank too much.

00:57:51.420 Hey, hey, I might, I might, I might, oh, I didn't tell you this because you don't live

00:57:55.320 in the house anymore.

00:57:56.100 No.

00:57:56.680 I met a, I met a girl.

00:57:58.920 Really?

00:57:59.380 Yeah.

00:57:59.660 Like a serious thing?

00:58:00.800 No, not at all.

00:58:02.400 Just met her.

00:58:03.120 But she's cool.

00:58:03.620 Like I could, like I could see, I could see it getting, I could see it getting like somewhat,

00:58:07.780 somewhat legit.

00:58:09.100 Maybe.

00:58:10.100 That's promising.

00:58:11.120 Youngster.

00:58:11.960 That's promising.

00:58:13.060 Yeah.

00:58:13.500 But, um.

00:58:13.960 Hey really quick one thing

00:58:15.160 I'm the girl that locks

00:58:16.340 People like mirror him down

00:58:18.400 I think there's like a level of power

00:58:21.240 That they attain from that lock

00:58:23.260 You know what I'm saying

00:58:24.080 They're like yo 0.98

00:58:24.680 I stepped up and I fucking tamed that bull 0.97

00:58:27.840 But no but seriously 1.00

00:58:28.960 Like these girls are like yo 1.00

00:58:30.020 Like you saw what this dude was doing 0.99

00:58:31.520 Then he met me 1.00

00:58:33.220 And I stopped all that shit 1.00

00:58:35.100 My last girl 1.00

00:58:35.900 Said

00:58:37.780 She

00:58:40.000 I think it's something like

00:58:41.500 She will only fall in love

00:58:44.320 With these types of dudes 0.68

00:58:45.220 Because like

00:58:46.020 Unfortunately dudes that do that

00:58:49.000 Tend to be like conquerors in a way

00:58:51.200 Like smooth, charismatic

00:58:52.440 And it's not always like that

00:58:54.220 But there's definitely

00:58:55.240 A

00:58:56.420 A rare

00:59:00.620 Trait of

00:59:01.800 Ability I'll say 0.99

00:59:04.840 Rico Suave, Casanova type shit 1.00

00:59:07.300 Like y'all fucked in the cabana 1.00

00:59:09.280 While you were gone 0.99

00:59:10.020 are you saying you're Rico Suave

00:59:12.700 I mean but no but like yeah we got the ways

00:59:14.680 bro humor

00:59:15.440 you're a funny guy man

00:59:17.800 we could have conversations Jeffrey Epstein

00:59:20.580 oh yeah Dylan just held up a sign

00:59:22.340 such a weird time

00:59:24.040 I know I could have waited

00:59:26.700 I know I could have waited 1.00

00:59:27.860 but I said fuck it dude 1.00

00:59:29.540 Jeffrey fucking Epstein 1.00

00:59:31.020 what is this 0.98

00:59:32.920 why don't I lead this one in just because of the topic

00:59:35.460 Jeffrey Epstein ladies and gentlemen

00:59:37.880 uh was going to go to trial for uh allegedly sexually um trafficking young women very young

00:59:46.700 women and uh just a couple days ago as i'm sure you know if you're watching this episode he

00:59:51.680 he killed himself in his prison cell dylan's giving me the quote on the air quotes because he

00:59:56.820 killed himself um and there's a lot of speculation and a lot of eyes on this matter right now because

01:00:02.960 he was on 24-7 suicide watch was he still at the time of the base so he was i heard he was off at

01:00:09.920 them at the time they told the maintenance guy they told the guards to get out to renew maintenance

01:00:15.340 on the cells and the cameras just so happened to not work at the same time and so within and so

01:00:20.360 within 20 no within hours of the news of this breaking the biggest thing that started to happen

01:00:27.720 is we had two hashtags on twitter that started to elevate now i don't remember which one came first

01:00:32.660 but obviously there's been all this back and forth about the clinton body count so hashtag

01:00:36.960 clinton body count on twitter started to blow up and people started to say hillary's hit squad has

01:00:42.340 come after him again they got him this time again and so it added to hillary's and so but then

01:00:47.580 people realized wow this dude's really fucking good friends with trump and trump has a lot more

01:00:52.740 to lose than clinton the clintons are they're just family people now they ain't got nothing to 0.99

01:00:56.440 fucking hide they don't give a shit and so then trump body count hashtags started to rise and so 0.98

01:01:01.080 you had a battle between Trump body count and Clinton body count. 1.00

01:01:04.920 And it's just been a wild couple of days in the political arena.

01:01:08.440 Yeah.

01:01:09.320 I don't know what to make of that,

01:01:10.640 man.

01:01:10.800 That whole thing is it.

01:01:13.620 I hate that.

01:01:14.400 I,

01:01:14.640 that I can't know.

01:01:17.360 I'm,

01:01:17.600 but Oh,

01:01:18.120 well,

01:01:18.400 I thought it,

01:01:19.080 I thought it was interesting how Trump and I'm pretty sure the Clintons

01:01:24.880 were both on his flight manifests to go down to his Island.

01:01:28.920 I don't know.

01:01:29.920 Pedophilia Island.

01:01:30.780 i don't know if trump went down to the island i know the clintons did from what i read like that's

01:01:35.780 wild to me you know like this guy was doing stuff that clearly got him in trouble you know this i

01:01:42.640 don't know all the details right because you could go you could know this guy you could not you could

01:01:46.500 you know miss his who he really is but that's crazy these people of power are doing these types

01:01:53.540 of things for sure it's why i think it's cool that we're becoming aware of it you know because i

01:01:57.480 think there people were talking about this guy for a long time hell yeah and for him to get in

01:02:01.740 trouble now you know it's because people are talking about it they're becoming aware of these

01:02:05.980 things but when you say like sex trafficking like for me at least i'll just speak for myself when i

01:02:10.380 hear that i'm like that like i can't even fathom it yeah but to think that it's people who are

01:02:15.280 hanging out with our presidents and like it's but it also is more but it also is prevalent too like 0.99

01:02:21.100 you saw the shit with robert craft earlier this year like there's some fucked up shit happening 0.99

01:02:25.880 in that top circle of the world where they feel so untouchable but the one thing i will say about 0.99

01:02:30.620 epstein is i feel like a lot of times now because of the theatrics of everything i think i tweeted

01:02:36.820 about this the other day that trump has so much found his niche in owning the theatrics he's

01:02:43.700 activated his base on theatrics and so every time he makes a tweet about this or that his group's 0.98

01:02:49.540 like yeah fuck yeah like he's just he's trained his little group of of monkeys to like applaud when 0.99

01:02:56.520 he does crazy shit and so this on both sides of the aisle the epstein situation is one of those 0.99

01:03:02.500 theatrics because my my thought is this dude probably was like yo i'm going up against charges 0.99

01:03:08.040 of trafficking teenage girls i don't want my family to have to go through this i don't want

01:03:12.980 to have to go through this so i'm going to take this way out trump didn't kill him hillary clinton 0.94

01:03:17.080 didn't fucking kill him like let's be honest people the dude didn't want to face trial and

01:03:20.580 he hung himself what happens all so that's what you think yes okay so here here's here's the 0.98

01:03:24.880 alternate route which is very you know doable as well there's documented evidence that clinton was

01:03:30.080 on the island jeffrey epstein's island when there was underage girls present and there was multiple

01:03:35.340 times where he ordered his security to like vanish so when you think about what what you know i'm

01:03:42.500 speaking for what the conspiracy theories are saying is that he you know was killed because

01:03:48.920 he had information that could really expose the clintons because when you're when you're on trial

01:03:53.160 and you're caught you know you could start talking but he has that same he has the jail is like

01:03:58.360 trump's ag no trump put the guy who runs the jail in charge so it's like he was the oversight person

01:04:04.060 so both of them have so much yeah like by the way it wasn't just clinton trump trump also and and

01:04:09.860 I'm trying to remain as middle ground as possible here. 1.00

01:04:12.320 Clinton has done fucked up shit. 1.00

01:04:13.920 Hillary's done fucked up shit, 1.00

01:04:14.900 but Trump has hundreds of hundreds of pictures with Epstein. 1.00

01:04:18.620 They were boys.

01:04:19.520 They were boys,

01:04:20.440 like best,

01:04:20.960 best boys.

01:04:21.640 Okay.

01:04:21.820 And he stayed,

01:04:22.540 he kept Epstein in his circle when he became president.

01:04:25.900 Epstein's been a part of his crew.

01:04:27.660 He's one of his cronies.

01:04:29.120 And so like,

01:04:30.280 yeah,

01:04:30.400 I don't know who would have put the hit out if that were what happened.

01:04:34.380 But my guess is the dude said,

01:04:35.920 yo, 0.98

01:04:36.040 I don't want to fucking go to jail for this. 0.98

01:04:37.560 Who did it and just the fact that 0.98

01:04:39.720 Yeah like it could

01:04:40.620 Easily could have been done

01:04:42.640 It's pretty wild stuff

01:04:46.260 And there's newer ones

01:04:46.860 I don't want to make it look like they stopped hanging out 1.00

01:04:49.680 They're fucking homies dude 0.99

01:04:51.500 Bro you can feel people's energy 1.00

01:04:55.900 And I

01:04:56.340 Like

01:04:57.820 Every person we know that like does

01:05:02.280 Bad things

01:05:04.040 Every person that I know that like

01:05:05.980 I know like doing stuff they shouldn't be doing

01:05:08.180 behind the scenes

01:05:08.840 I can feel that before

01:05:11.660 it needs to be told to me

01:05:13.260 Ray Diaz for example

01:05:15.080 always always just rub 0.98

01:05:18.140 me the wrong fucking way it's the most 0.95

01:05:20.200 when I was around the dude 0.96

01:05:22.000 it's like there's something here that

01:05:24.360 irks me 1.00

01:05:26.400 and sure enough all that shit 0.99

01:05:28.300 exploded with him so I like bro 0.99

01:05:30.320 there's another one I think of

01:05:31.840 I know I know yeah and you know exactly what I'm talking about

01:05:34.340 i mean bro there's there's a decent amount i hope that our generation and coming generations start

01:05:41.700 to get to the point where you know enough's enough and like these people who are in power

01:05:47.080 like we're seeing it so it's in front of us now like 20 years ago you you could have said these 0.95

01:05:53.100 things about sex trafficking and human trafficking and it'd be like yo shut up you're a conspiracy

01:05:57.660 theorists it's not a conspiracy theory anymore it's real it's right there

01:06:02.960 jim carrey's always got fired but hopefully younger people start to wake up and we realize

01:06:12.380 that you know this this system that we have in the united states yes it's great i'm not going

01:06:17.700 to be the one to you know bitch about it all the time but you know there's a lot of messed up people

01:06:23.020 that are manipulating these seats of power and not even just the government but also corporate 0.97

01:06:28.000 and and and and that whole list above the government they're the ones pulling all the

01:06:31.680 strings for sure but like the thing is is like i don't know that even if you shake up the structure

01:06:36.560 which i which i think is something that you're interested in by the way i'm interested as well

01:06:40.640 that that will ever change the abuse of power to to garner the ability to do things that aren't in

01:06:50.200 normal people's lane is something that's happened since the beginning of time senators and in

01:06:55.620 fucking greece and rome it has but when you go to other countries uh it's just non-existing

01:07:01.280 compared to what it is here i don't believe that i mean it is like when you go i don't believe that 0.98

01:07:05.900 for a second i've seen multiple stories of royals of of horrible i know things that have happened

01:07:12.680 in countries i i would i would be careful to say that it only happens in america you've got no no

01:07:17.060 i never said it only happens in america i'm saying when you go to other countries you see

01:07:20.820 that it is there's areas where there's systems in place there's structures in place that this

01:07:26.180 stuff doesn't happen you know there's like when you go to the eu like this is a probably not the

01:07:31.180 best example but when you go to the eu landfills are banned like you can't you have to recycle you

01:07:36.840 have to do this when you're in the united states we have all this land we have you know we can do

01:07:41.280 what we want like put in the ocean yeah we can do it so when you look at other countries there

01:07:46.180 are structures there are things in place that are better but i be the for sure but i do also think

01:07:50.700 of the flip side of it where like like for example in like iran or north korea specifically north

01:07:56.520 korea that dude will just kill 50 60 people on any given day members of his family by the way

01:08:02.420 he'll like you know i don't like my uncle his wife his kids or anyone else around him i want 1.00

01:08:06.760 all of them dead and literally they'll just line them up in the street and shoot all of them right 0.99

01:08:11.120 and so it's like there's much worse and so you're right i think we sit somewhere in the middle 1.00

01:08:15.620 maybe you know like the shit because imagine the other thing is to imagine the shit we don't see 0.99

01:08:21.100 now we're starting to see a lot more of it but still there's probably terrible shit i mean imagine 1.00

01:08:26.100 all of the wars all of the bullying that our country does you know all of all of that for 0.97

01:08:31.980 sure and you know to have our freedoms that we have here like what it costs i know it's getting

01:08:36.660 sidetracked though no it's very true what a show what a show we really got a lot of gas

01:08:42.600 We really did

01:08:43.840 Let us know what you guys

01:08:44.600 Think of this episode

01:08:45.440 The boys only

01:08:46.360 The boys are back

01:08:47.180 Even though Spencer

01:08:47.980 Doesn't live here anymore

01:08:48.780 No problem

01:08:49.380 He might as well

01:08:50.300 I'll be here

01:08:50.960 Why don't we send

01:08:51.360 Your schedules bro

01:08:52.120 Nah he should be

01:08:53.240 He should be here

01:08:53.960 He should be here

01:08:54.520 Hanging out in the sun

01:08:55.480 We don't even hang out

01:08:57.020 Why did I say that

01:08:58.080 I do

01:08:59.140 I pet my pigs in the sun

01:09:00.420 For like four minutes

01:09:01.980 No I do

01:09:02.640 You're chilling with your animals

01:09:04.100 I like that

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - August 14, 2019

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