Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E110 MASTER IMPRESSIONIST VINCENT MARCUS CAN BECOME JAMES CHARLES - IMPAULSIVE EP. 110

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00:02:12.560 Homer argues with Stewie over a parking spot.

00:02:15.780 Yes, so, um, yes, uh, Yellow Man, I party first.

00:02:20.340 My tricycle gets the right of way.

00:02:22.140 so I think you should take your stuff back to Springfield.

00:02:25.680 Yes, well, Stewie, we've talked about this.

00:02:30.660 Homer J. Simpson has the spot.

00:02:40.580 My head feels like it's being knocked back and forth

00:02:43.360 between a refrigerator and a brick wall.

00:02:45.440 Like my head's here at the brick wall,

00:02:47.040 refrigerator, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash,

00:02:50.460 over and over again, dude.

00:02:52.640 Or like Summer Rae

00:02:53.700 just keeps sitting on my head.

00:02:55.740 Drop, drop, drop, drop. 1.00

00:02:58.040 Right into the fucking ground, bro. 1.00

00:02:59.760 All right. 1.00

00:03:01.200 I'm sorry.

00:03:01.840 I wasn't paying attention to that.

00:03:02.960 Did he say something funny?

00:03:04.120 Yeah, you could probably

00:03:04.540 just start the episode.

00:03:05.400 All right.

00:03:05.860 Welcome back to Impulse

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00:03:11.480 Yo, big, big episode today.

00:03:12.920 What's good?

00:03:13.300 What's good, guys?

00:03:14.220 Challenger Games?

00:03:15.220 Are we actually going right now?

00:03:17.360 Challenger Games happened a while ago.

00:03:18.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:03:19.200 We're going.

00:03:19.760 We're in it.

00:03:20.100 welcome back to the maverick house as you guys know spencer moved out he didn't tell us he just

00:03:25.360 moved out i just did i i asked him flip i asked him what it's like uh living with angel now his

00:03:31.920 girlfriend um because you're i mean you're maturing you're a growing boy yeah dude i'm 26

00:03:36.860 and i asked you do you guys still talk yeah still yeah we still talk okay and there's no signs of

00:03:43.740 like whoa i hate this girl not yet but you know it's like it's first week you know the crazy

00:03:49.860 This stuff could be coming out any time now.

00:03:51.380 It's already too much.

00:03:52.260 It's already too much.

00:03:53.040 No, no, no, no, no. 0.98

00:03:53.780 I'm going to address it right fucking now. 0.98

00:03:55.260 Okay? 0.98

00:03:55.540 I gave Dylan the soundboard.

00:03:57.300 I usually hit two notes per episode. 0.99

00:04:00.080 He already hit two in the first five fucking seconds. 0.99

00:04:03.600 You relax. 0.99

00:04:04.840 Okay?

00:04:05.180 It is a lot.

00:04:05.920 Take it easy.

00:04:06.500 It is a lot. 1.00

00:04:06.940 You're out of your fucking mouth. 1.00

00:04:07.560 I just want to let you know when is the word I'll use. 1.00

00:04:10.940 Y'all break up.

00:04:12.000 Oh, okay. 0.99

00:04:13.540 You're sick. 1.00

00:04:14.380 You're twisted. 1.00

00:04:14.920 I just want to let you know you got a spot in the house, bro. 0.90

00:04:17.260 You can go.

00:04:18.020 I swear to God.

00:04:18.860 I swear to God

00:04:20.200 Wait does he though?

00:04:21.120 Yeah you can come back

00:04:21.940 We'll kick Andre out in a second bro

00:04:23.920 Really?

00:04:24.240 Yeah we'll go back to the closet downstairs

00:04:25.800 Were you sad when you came home when I was gone?

00:04:28.760 Bro Mike goes

00:04:29.780 Yeah how about that Spencer?

00:04:31.020 I'm like how about him?

00:04:31.940 Cool guy

00:04:32.320 He's like he's gone

00:04:33.640 He's completely gone

00:04:34.700 Yo you know it would be a cool exercise?

00:04:36.640 But we talked about it though

00:04:37.940 Be elliptical bro

00:04:38.640 Yeah we know you love it 0.99

00:04:39.340 No no no I moved on to rumble boxing and other shit 0.99

00:04:42.260 You do rumble boxing? 0.99

00:04:43.520 Yeah cause I'm fucking sober three months dude 0.97

00:04:46.060 Hey Mike texted me 0.96

00:04:47.080 he goes yo you should come to a rumble boxing close with me it's dope as hell well also like

00:04:51.280 i laughed in your face bro it's not real boxing no one said out of here bro what do you mean it's

00:04:55.280 not real boxing why would i go why would i female invited you to that it was actually dude i was

00:04:59.680 in new york city shout out rumble boxing for having me at your class it was amazing it was

00:05:03.540 10 rounds of very intense training with weight and then boxing and you're doing sit-ups punch

00:05:08.660 the back sit-ups punch the back yeah man i didn't face a competitor dude i literally cannot

00:05:13.460 All right, Dylan.

00:05:14.180 All right, Dylan. 0.99

00:05:14.700 Fucking take it away from me. 0.99

00:05:16.520 Yo. 0.99

00:05:16.860 That was an actually decent one, though.

00:05:18.540 Yo, you know what would be a cool exercise?

00:05:20.560 If we address comments from the video we shot earlier today,

00:05:25.760 even though we don't know what those comments are going to be yet.

00:05:28.700 Like, because we shot the one earlier, it's not out yet.

00:05:31.020 But you know there's going to be some comments.

00:05:33.020 If you all saw our last episode, we had a lot to say about a lot of things.

00:05:37.640 Yeah.

00:05:38.000 You should really watch it.

00:05:39.060 I spilled some tea.

00:05:40.460 Major tea.

00:05:41.060 Mike, it was a good idea, but until it was just a bad idea.

00:05:45.400 I knew you were going to say that.

00:05:46.980 Some YouTube girl called me out on her show.

00:05:50.060 This is the first time I've had a YouTuber call me out.

00:05:53.940 Some YouTube beef?

00:05:54.920 I'm not going to mention her name.

00:05:56.560 I don't want to say irrelevant. 1.00

00:05:58.340 She's fucking irrelevant. 0.99

00:05:58.960 Hey, Harry, old buddy, old pal. 0.99

00:06:01.780 I'm so sorry.

00:06:02.680 That's my bad.

00:06:03.520 No, come back.

00:06:04.160 That was my bad.

00:06:05.360 That was my bad. 1.00

00:06:06.000 Are you fucking... 1.00

00:06:06.840 Bro, when I get a call, it connects to my computer. 1.00

00:06:09.020 Harry, old buddy, old pal.

00:06:09.760 because i have our guest videos queued up bro who was that oh he was an impressionist you know so

00:06:15.680 so i was in this video some girl who dm'd youtubers and in it she said like basically

00:06:21.400 she hates me and so like it was like did it hurt your feelings not to be honest with you if it was

00:06:26.160 like a different creator it might have because you know you've said she said when mike when mike

00:06:29.860 talks it's like what is like nails on a chalkboard yeah but not she didn't use those words she said 0.74

00:06:33.940 she hated it or whatever um but a lot of people agree with her not yeah but only the like loser

00:06:40.320 people do you know what i'm saying because i've like remember i said on the episode like jordy

00:06:43.780 reached out austin reached out like all the big creators reached out they're like yo i'm joking 0.89

00:06:47.440 bro how fuck would you yeah man your voice is nice your voice is nice i agree bro years years 0.95

00:06:52.400 of drug it's really for my voice perfectly for a podcast it's the east coast coming out of me 1.00

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00:08:01.300 What is it? 0.99

00:08:02.800 It's literally just a blank space.

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00:08:23.580 Take me out to dinner before you fuck me next time, Brad. 1.00

00:08:26.960 And use Bluetooth when you do it. 1.00

00:08:28.580 I was going to say. 0.99

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00:08:33.200 Hard.

00:08:33.920 You know, I've been thinking about that Bluetooth stuff

00:08:35.780 because a lot of times I'll be at the club chewing like Eclipse.

00:08:38.360 Promo code Logan.

00:08:39.160 Oh, that makes sense.

00:08:39.800 Promo code Logan.

00:08:40.880 Oh.

00:08:42.120 That's simple enough.

00:08:43.320 All right.

00:08:44.080 Our guest today has made a name for himself on social media

00:08:46.720 as one of the best impressionists and voiceover artists,

00:08:50.160 even catching Will Smith's eye recently.

00:08:52.540 We go way back.

00:08:53.220 We go way back to the Vine days.

00:08:54.760 You guys have seen this, man.

00:08:55.860 And ladies and gentlemen, it's The Voice, Vincent Marcus.

00:09:01.460 Thank you.

00:09:02.240 Thank you.

00:09:02.760 Welcome to the show, bro.

00:09:03.960 Man, you're oddly close to Spencer.

00:09:05.940 Do you mind if I move this?

00:09:07.240 Oh, sure.

00:09:08.100 Other way.

00:09:09.560 No problem.

00:09:10.040 No problem.

00:09:10.400 Okay.

00:09:10.880 So how are you, man?

00:09:12.100 Good, man.

00:09:12.700 First time meeting you.

00:09:13.960 First time meeting.

00:09:14.620 And you are the impression master.

00:09:17.780 Yes.

00:09:18.320 Like you are.

00:09:18.900 You are the guy on the internet.

00:09:20.260 Yeah.

00:09:20.400 Your videos have gone viral.

00:09:21.380 You can do how many voices?

00:09:22.800 I don't have a number per se, but I'm always working on stuff. 0.99

00:09:25.100 maybe i don't know 30 40 50 solid ones maybe all right all right so i mean let's cut the shit like 0.98

00:09:30.860 if there's a celebrity you could become right now to impersonate who would it be and what do you got 0.98

00:09:35.600 what do you got for us i mean i probably do eminem for sure like like old school eminem like old

00:09:40.520 school eminem talks like this all day long scar and kill bar and grill but then like you know

00:09:45.440 now it's like now he's like doing spoken word poetry you know what i mean so it's like that's

00:09:51.240 what i that's what i'd be damn bro that was awesome what have you have you seen uh chris

00:09:55.900 delia's in person oh yeah yeah i saw that driving to classic four tours and a Porsche four boards 0.96

00:10:01.680 yeah dude that's so crazy how we got featured on that shit dude like yeah yeah like when it was 0.70

00:10:06.780 like eminem was like yo hey yo chris hey uh i need you for i need you for a song dog he's like yeah 0.98

00:10:12.680 for sure bro like i'm down like all day bro bro you do chris delia damn of course bro like hey

00:10:18.480 also hey uh you know hey bro uh hey don't tweet that bro you know hey that's it that is that is

00:10:26.680 he just like he'll tell it'll take like five minutes for him to tell a story or like to make

00:10:31.960 a have you seen his stand-up i have and i have it's good that's it yeah it's good really yeah

00:10:37.600 i know i'm obsessed bro yeah it's great i've gone to he's invited me like three of his shows i went

00:10:42.260 to all three i bring a date it's great date spot is that your girl by the way yeah it's my girl

00:10:46.040 Okay, great.

00:10:46.580 Hey, congratulations on dating this guy, Vincent.

00:10:49.340 What's up, baby?

00:10:50.200 Good stuff.

00:10:51.000 I love you, girl.

00:10:51.800 What's your favorite impression of his?

00:10:54.300 I love his James Charles impression.

00:10:56.940 James Charles?

00:10:58.220 You do a James Charles impression?

00:11:00.200 Yeah.

00:11:01.140 So I'm actually working on a video coming out.

00:11:03.400 It's called YouTuber Impressions.

00:11:04.840 I'm working on, like, trying to get YouTuber impressions.

00:11:07.520 I haven't really kind of gone.

00:11:08.540 Yeah.

00:11:09.340 So it's like, hi, sisters.

00:11:10.240 How are you?

00:11:10.740 Just James Charles here.

00:11:11.680 just want to say hi

00:11:12.960 and make sure you

00:11:14.800 check out Sugar Bear here

00:11:16.020 wow

00:11:17.500 wow

00:11:18.940 he has two different

00:11:20.280 kinds of

00:11:20.840 or like

00:11:21.100 Sugar Bear

00:11:21.680 hi guys

00:11:22.640 hi guys

00:11:23.100 it's James Charles

00:11:23.600 I just want to say hi

00:11:24.480 he always does this

00:11:24.980 with his hands

00:11:25.420 and he's always like

00:11:26.340 when he's like

00:11:27.240 on his story

00:11:27.680 he's like

00:11:27.980 okay guys

00:11:28.500 just want to say hi

00:11:29.140 real quick

00:11:29.420 it's James Charles

00:11:30.080 it's very whispery

00:11:31.700 sounds like ASMR

00:11:32.800 yeah exactly

00:11:33.680 it's like

00:11:34.160 when he's like

00:11:34.500 I wrote it on his story

00:11:35.160 he's like

00:11:35.440 yeah guys

00:11:35.740 just want to say hi

00:11:36.380 I'm so grateful

00:11:36.900 for you guys

00:11:37.420 how many hours

00:11:38.420 of James Charles

00:11:39.280 content have you watched

00:11:40.400 Just psychoanalyzing his voice

00:11:42.240 You know the crazy part is

00:11:43.120 I don't actually like sit there

00:11:44.760 And be like okay

00:11:45.200 He does this with his mouth

00:11:46.280 He does this with his eyes

00:11:47.160 It's just

00:11:47.640 It's God given talent dog

00:11:49.360 That's Logan Paul

00:11:51.260 Was that Logan Paul?

00:11:52.580 No pee

00:11:52.960 What do you mean

00:11:53.700 What do you mean

00:11:55.060 Yeah he had to face

00:11:55.960 Bro

00:11:56.140 It's like he just wants to

00:11:58.120 That's it

00:11:59.280 I'm always looking for a fight

00:12:00.520 Yeah

00:12:01.140 Like just smell something bad 0.91

00:12:02.720 Or he's like gonna punch somebody 0.98

00:12:03.740 So 0.99

00:12:04.140 When the fuck do I do that 0.97

00:12:07.060 Occasionally do that 0.98

00:12:08.580 Okay he's like

00:12:09.600 Bro bro

00:12:10.060 i don't do that so are you like all right yeah that's an impulsive chain it's a hundred hundred

00:12:16.260 thousand hundred thousand dollars i think it's a hundred thousand cents i feel like this would

00:12:20.540 be a hundred thousand dollar chain just sitting here yeah um so you you are analyzing the people

00:12:25.720 that you're impersonating so then how how can you nail down not only their voice but like the little

00:12:30.320 intonations that they do and also like i'm assuming you're really uh observant of micro

00:12:37.200 micro expressions yeah accurate yeah absolutely so it started when i was a kid dude i used to do

00:12:41.640 impressions of my teachers and then i knew it was i knew i was good at it when my other teachers

00:12:45.720 would find out that i did impressions then they'd ask me to do the impression of the teacher okay

00:12:49.960 yeah they were on board yeah so i mean they i as far as that goes like i i've always been hyper

00:12:55.100 aware of just like people's mannerisms and things like that just like any little any little micro

00:12:59.300 was it what did you call it micro micro expressions yeah yeah i've been super aware of that you said

00:13:04.540 intonation i wanted i heard it i heard it and i wanted is that a word and i just looked it up bro

00:13:10.040 i don't think intonation is with language right like a rising intonation the rise and fall of

00:13:14.360 the voice and speaking great job awesome yeah yeah so like if you're asking a question it still

00:13:18.440 like this it's a rising intonation yeah yeah got it the little things people do with the way they

00:13:23.320 say some words sometimes and like um micro expressions are actually a super uh useful

00:13:30.440 thing to observe in people to to register how they're feeling their energy whether they're

00:13:35.000 comfortable or not like sure like i like you use the word hyper aware yeah and that's like i always

00:13:40.160 know when my girlfriend's upset like i always know is it or like i don't have to do she looks

00:13:44.660 pretty happy or i'm always like something wrong she goes yeah i always know the micro expressions

00:13:49.180 dude ah you know there's a lot of body language stuff that you can tell but she's not always

00:13:53.340 upset she's not always upset she doesn't look like she would ever be upset by anything 0.89

00:13:57.460 Babe, put that down.

00:13:58.520 Put that down.

00:13:59.820 Do you ever get upset with Vincent? 1.00

00:14:02.120 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:14:03.220 Yes. 1.00

00:14:03.820 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:14:04.500 Why? 1.00

00:14:04.920 What could this sweet man do to upset you?

00:14:07.080 Just life.

00:14:08.240 Just life, bro.

00:14:09.380 I got you.

00:14:12.360 Some sort of tension, yeah.

00:14:13.960 You're hot.

00:14:18.280 She has to tell you to work hard?

00:14:21.140 No.

00:14:21.600 What?

00:14:22.560 Seems like a fight.

00:14:23.660 I mean, this is our first fight.

00:14:24.920 We'll talk in the car.

00:14:25.820 we'll talk

00:14:26.860 let's talk right here

00:14:27.860 after I get my work done

00:14:29.100 we'll talk in the car

00:14:29.940 wait

00:14:30.460 the irony

00:14:31.020 the irony

00:14:31.580 wait speaking of which

00:14:32.800 can you have Ray Diaz impression

00:14:34.200 um

00:14:35.540 I'm so sorry

00:14:38.260 here it is 0.97

00:14:39.540 oh shit 1.00

00:14:40.460 he's handcuffed 1.00

00:14:41.060 he's handcuffed

00:14:42.140 wow

00:14:43.820 my segues have always been something

00:14:45.580 yeah

00:14:46.000 I saw that

00:14:46.800 but no I'm just

00:14:48.420 I'm working on YouTuber impressions

00:14:49.460 like at James Charles

00:14:50.200 I'm working

00:14:50.540 I'm trying to do Keemstar

00:14:51.680 it's a little like

00:14:53.240 oh my god

00:14:54.160 guys

00:14:54.700 Alyssa Violet

00:14:55.760 and face bakes

00:14:56.840 and broken up. 0.59

00:14:58.200 Oh, my God.

00:14:59.160 It's just very like,

00:15:00.420 ah.

00:15:01.260 Can you roll it?

00:15:03.400 Roll it.

00:15:03.780 Roll it. 0.99

00:15:04.760 Oh, God.

00:15:05.480 Logan Paul is canceled.

00:15:07.480 It's just like this.

00:15:08.700 I love this.

00:15:09.080 It's very close to,

00:15:10.260 that throat is still very close

00:15:11.900 to like Alex Jones.

00:15:13.700 Oh, yes.

00:15:14.720 Alex Jones here,

00:15:15.920 Infowars.com, folks.

00:15:17.220 I know you had him on.

00:15:19.120 Yeah, he's from Texas,

00:15:20.040 so he has that like twang.

00:15:21.340 Yeah, he's got the twang.

00:15:22.600 Can you do

00:15:23.360 James Charles impressions

00:15:25.520 in this hypersensitive social climate that's a great question like are you that is a great 0.97

00:15:31.000 question to do that or will you get or you will get shit canned so i so i've done it on i've done 0.94

00:15:35.080 it on instagram i've done it on twitter um i don't have a hate in my heart it's all about intent 0.83

00:15:38.760 right so if i if i'm doing it and i'm like oh yeah you know i don't like him he's i don't because

00:15:42.960 he's gay or whatever that's that's fucked up but if i'm doing it because it's just how he talks 0.86

00:15:47.120 yeah and that's it you know that's you something if i went in even with that mentality do you think 1.00

00:15:51.980 the result will be the same no so i it is fucked up and i agree with that it is fucked up it is 0.99

00:15:59.920 fucked up i agree anything else i think that's it man no but like it's true hypersensitivity in 0.99

00:16:06.520 today with today dude it's like it's it's i've gotten called racist because of the accents i do 0.97

00:16:11.340 for sure or like everything i say oh you're so racist oh that's that's prejudice i'm unfollowing

00:16:15.720 you just because of the voices that i've done or the things that i've attempted that's like

00:16:18.580 culturally based but it's like anything that's like been uh notably more controversial than

00:16:24.640 than the rest uh you know i'm not really i mean i did a an indian accent one time but now there's

00:16:32.280 all this stuff coming out about how indian accents are oh you can't do an indian accent because it's

00:16:35.780 racist but i've always i used to do one on vine back in the day so i got shit for it so that's

00:16:39.960 so interesting that is so interesting because like it's like i know see okay so here's what 0.59

00:16:45.540 When I get a call... Do you want to take it?

00:16:47.240 No, because the last one weird was from B Hills.

00:16:49.360 This one just says W Hollywood.

00:16:51.600 It's true. I see it. Do you think they're trying to

00:16:53.400 get you back on that 10K?

00:16:55.760 Maybe, but I'm pretty sure they're happy

00:16:57.320 I left. But I was going to ask this.

00:17:01.400 You should let me take it in a voice.

00:17:03.340 I'll do it.

00:17:04.100 I'll answer it.

00:17:06.260 Yeah, absolutely.

00:17:09.780 Hello?

00:17:10.980 You were receiving this call because of...

00:17:12.880 Come on. 1.00

00:17:13.600 What a fucking thing, dude. 1.00

00:17:15.700 Got a bullshit. 1.00

00:17:17.700 My girlfriend gets spam calls all the time 1.00

00:17:20.040 saying like, oh, we went to find you.

00:17:21.440 You went to get your credit card information.

00:17:24.100 Your social security card has been hacked.

00:17:25.860 So we need to, and it's legit.

00:17:27.980 That's legit.

00:17:28.720 Oh, I just did an Indian accent, right?

00:17:30.220 Oh, well.

00:17:31.180 Hey, you had a great run.

00:17:34.060 Thanks for coming on our show,

00:17:35.200 but please leave before we are.

00:17:36.260 I'm canceled.

00:17:37.300 I'm Vincent Marcus.

00:17:38.460 I'm not going to be renewed for a second season

00:17:40.480 because your boy's canceled.

00:17:41.920 Your boy's canceled.

00:17:42.660 Have you ever done apologies yet? 0.99

00:17:44.700 No, fuck no. 0.99

00:17:45.860 Can you impersonate my apology video? 1.00

00:17:50.680 Have you seen it?

00:17:52.040 I mean, I saw it a long-ass time ago, dude.

00:17:56.220 You don't have to.

00:17:57.060 I'll just give you one line.

00:17:58.160 Hold on, I got it.

00:17:58.900 I got it, ready?

00:17:59.900 I got it.

00:18:03.220 I'm so sorry that those of you who are defending me don't.

00:18:09.080 No, I think I got it.

00:18:09.760 That was pretty close.

00:18:11.100 You were missing one line.

00:18:12.660 One line, the most notable line of them all.

00:18:15.620 You know what?

00:18:16.280 I didn't pay attention.

00:18:18.660 I didn't pay attention too much to all that.

00:18:20.240 I've made a severe and continuous lapse in judgment.

00:18:24.380 Wow.

00:18:25.420 That's the verbiage.

00:18:26.380 You got to say it.

00:18:27.740 I'm not going to make you do it.

00:18:28.680 I was going to say, I'll go research that video.

00:18:30.520 I was going to say, I don't think I should even.

00:18:31.760 I like how you sprayed the water on your face.

00:18:33.440 That was dope. 0.82

00:18:35.380 Comedic effect.

00:18:36.740 I was going to ask.

00:18:38.460 So comedians get a pass.

00:18:42.200 i feel like a bit with with what they say as far as shock value goes they can't say everything

00:18:47.460 no but they they do get like you say you've seen chris d'alea stand up uh i've i've been in you

00:18:54.760 know at the improv or or any of the laugh act or any of the comic stores here in la and they'll

00:19:01.100 still still say words that like you you can't say you straight up can't say anyone and no one's

00:19:06.400 filming right because they take your phones before you go in and that's the difference because it's

00:19:09.440 just it's a live act it live and dies on stage right so if like if people go there late night

00:19:13.660 in a club you know and they see an act it lives and dies there the people that put it online

00:19:18.180 it can be misinterpreted right so context yeah exactly so like if you're in a if you're in a

00:19:23.080 club and you see that and you're like okay well i'm gonna i'm gonna let that just live and die

00:19:27.100 there but if it's online anyone can interpret it however they want you know what i mean so that's

00:19:31.280 the difference i think some of the stuff does make it out though um there was that thing with

00:19:34.940 With X recently

00:19:35.820 That comedian who made fun of

00:19:37.080 X's death 1.00

00:19:38.500 And she got fucking slammed 0.99

00:19:39.960 And by the way 1.00

00:19:40.700 Rightfully so

00:19:41.380 Like that

00:19:41.960 That

00:19:42.220 That

00:19:42.380 Or to me

00:19:43.880 There was there

00:19:44.780 Louis CK

00:19:45.800 Had his whole

00:19:47.240 His

00:19:47.740 Has hit

00:19:48.380 Has his

00:19:49.420 Has had his

00:19:50.620 You know what he's talking about

00:19:51.860 That's the funniest clip

00:19:53.680 I've ever seen him

00:19:54.400 I watched it like 50 times

00:19:55.960 Which one

00:19:56.200 Which one

00:19:56.740 No I don't think it's the one

00:19:58.440 You're talking about bro 0.99

00:19:59.000 The second dick thing 0.98

00:20:00.200 No it's not 0.99

00:20:00.880 He had a

00:20:03.220 He got me to

00:20:04.620 and got canceled all the above and then he came back and did did his first like oh i saw that

00:20:09.360 stand-up routine i saw that and he said something i said he was talking about the um he did something

00:20:14.120 about the the shooting shooters right and he was like he's like he's like just because you're a 0.98

00:20:18.580 child doesn't mean i have to listen to you you don't talk about guns get the fuck out he's 0.97

00:20:23.580 basically saying that they don't know about it or they didn't they just discredit him in a it was 0.97

00:20:28.680 in a way it was super uh super out of touch it was almost like his his while he was canceled

00:20:34.900 he didn't pay attention to anything and then he came back and still made louis ck jokes

00:20:38.820 like are those guys are guys like him really ever in touch like they live in their own yeah they

00:20:44.520 live in their own they live in their own world and so like they're not gonna come back from some

00:20:47.860 fault fake canceling like you think he gives a fuck if he's canceled comedians don't care if

00:20:52.260 they're canceled i mean i think i don't know because i had like louis ck had a movie coming 0.97

00:20:56.440 out right that much money oh really yeah he got he got canned yeah oh yeah he probably cares he

00:21:03.040 probably has enough money to survive but yeah comedians do care because if they get canned

00:21:08.200 and they're smaller than yeah but the root of this question is i'm wondering if impressionists

00:21:13.800 get a similar pass i would like um it maybe i'm like way optimistic but i would assume that you

00:21:19.860 get a pass to do whatever voice you goddamn please because you're an impressionist i also do a pass

00:21:24.720 to do whatever voice i goddamn well please because i am a person of color oh really are you really 0.94

00:21:30.900 what's the so i'm his i'm half white half mexican that keeps you well so so that so that i'm just

00:21:36.460 that's amazing and it's weird saying that out loud right because it's almost like oh i can say 0.65

00:21:40.340 things that you guys can't but that's kind of fucked up right how much do you how much do you

00:21:43.420 have to be to be like can i get like because i'm like five percent or something can i get like i 0.86

00:21:48.760 think it's 50 bro i think i think it has you have to be at least 50 and then you could go straight

00:21:52.800 to like the race jokes like i've seen i've seen well it's it's interesting because like one of my

00:21:56.680 buddies we're hanging out and we're talking um who's who's black dude and my buddy rye and we're

00:22:02.720 like hanging out and he goes yeah we're just talking about saying the n-word or whatever just

00:22:06.920 i'm not in casually conversation yeah i'm just talking about saying it right it's a it's a

00:22:10.640 conversation yeah it is and and uh we're just inquiring about my buddy and he was just like

00:22:15.700 oh yeah vincent you can say it you're good man i was like wait really i was like what why he's like

00:22:21.040 not white dude i was like but doesn't that i had questions i just didn't know how to say i was like

00:22:26.580 i don't i don't nor do i i don't have a pass nor do i want to pass i know yeah but like it's it's

00:22:31.240 just like oh no you're good you can say it when you say it just own it though i'm like i don't

00:22:34.580 want to poor choice of words by the way i know you did not i know just poor choice i know you

00:22:39.980 did not take that check to the bank yeah exactly imagine you walking out of that conversation 0.95

00:22:43.620 like out to compton and shit and you're like what's fucking good yeah no hey friends because 0.90

00:22:49.740 you do not stand out as like this overly like spanish dude or hispanic dude you look pretty 0.98

00:22:54.560 much like an abercrombie model yeah oh thank you of course that's why i wake up thinking every day

00:22:58.600 is like an abercrombie model or the or the final final boss at the kiosks at the mall

00:23:03.700 you've seen that one or that meme show them pull it up i think on the on the flip side of the

00:23:10.940 argument you know for people who have been through for cultures and and ethnicities have

00:23:16.020 been through so much sure um you know it does i think it is kind of like a i don't know if pride

00:23:22.740 is the right word but they don't want other people to joke about the things that they feel

00:23:27.600 like it's their joke to tell which i can see from that perspective what do you guys think

00:23:32.040 that's good that's good i didn't think it was i didn't think it was worth thinking

00:23:36.660 Well, that is, no, you're right.

00:23:37.680 I was busy looking up Vincent online, bro.

00:23:39.940 Thanks, Dylan, you a-hole.

00:23:43.780 No, but he, I'm going to jump in with Spencer on it, too, though,

00:23:47.820 because that is the common argument, you know?

00:23:49.700 I like that.

00:23:51.480 That's Vincent Marcus, bro.

00:23:53.780 I just need some fillers, dude, and some, wow.

00:23:58.680 I wouldn't be mad to be that guy.

00:24:00.300 That's a cool-looking dude.

00:24:01.080 Yo, you lost weight.

00:24:02.280 I did.

00:24:02.860 I saw you at the Challenger Games.

00:24:03.980 I recognize you only because of your face,

00:24:06.120 which I guess is how most people recognize people.

00:24:07.960 I recognize you because of your face.

00:24:10.280 Your face looks slimmer, bro.

00:24:13.280 Bro, I was a little round.

00:24:14.640 I was a little...

00:24:15.440 How round?

00:24:16.220 Putsicle, bro.

00:24:17.000 I don't know.

00:24:18.120 I was like 220, and this is not... 0.99

00:24:20.740 Oh, damn. 0.98

00:24:21.140 Yeah, 210, 220 in my fatter days. 0.99

00:24:23.980 And then now, 185.

00:24:25.620 185, right?

00:24:26.200 185, yeah.

00:24:26.840 How tall are you?

00:24:27.580 Six. 1.00

00:24:28.780 Oh, damn, you're slimmer. 0.99

00:24:29.660 Seven with my hair. 0.99

00:24:30.420 What were you eating back then to bulk up? 1.00

00:24:32.900 Oh, what shit food was I eating to get fat? 0.99

00:24:36.820 Oh, pizza, bird, like anything. 1.00

00:24:39.540 No limits.

00:24:40.100 And then I moved to L.A.

00:24:40.900 No limits. 1.00

00:24:41.780 Be a fucking soldier. 1.00

00:24:43.520 And you got any like specific things? 1.00

00:24:45.580 Not pizza, not fat.

00:24:47.080 Like, come on.

00:24:47.540 Give me one thing where Hannah was like, yo, it's Hannah, right?

00:24:51.000 Hannah, that's what I said.

00:24:53.060 It's almost like Hannah. 1.00

00:24:54.180 Where Hannah was like, hey, listen, fat ass. 1.00

00:24:55.940 Enough with the fucking cinema toast crunch. 1.00

00:24:57.140 No, no, she, I mean, did you have anything to do with this? 0.99

00:25:00.200 My weight loss?

00:25:01.040 Or it was all me?

00:25:01.660 i think we were both going down a fat path yeah we were both going down a fat path and

00:25:06.420 i thought you said bad but she said fat fat paths yeah so no i just i just changed it up when i was

00:25:11.320 like okay getting metabolism slower a little bit i'm like all right i gotta gotta lose some pounds 0.99

00:25:15.800 so i just switched up the diet you know as any responsible adult should my shit was hash browns 0.97

00:25:19.860 hash browns i love oh you want a specificity pepperoni pizza bro yeah that was it you want 0.98

00:25:24.980 to know how fat i was i named my uh llc which is still running right now as you guys know the name

00:25:30.140 of it yeah we get hash brown hash brown media the name of my media that's right yeah we got

00:25:36.460 a check to the house and it said hash brown media no one knew no one knew what it was but i named 0.93

00:25:41.260 my first llc after my favorite fat boy food i like what the fuck is incredible the logo is like 0.76

00:25:47.220 eggs and a hash brown on a plate yeah dude when i first met her um she would facetime in and i 0.97

00:25:52.420 would be ordering pizza she's like what are you eating for pizza i'm waiting for dinner pizza

00:25:55.420 she was like oh gross you know wait where are you from originally i'm from el paso texas actually

00:26:01.060 oh shout out yeah what's uh what's been going on have you had any like have you had any

00:26:07.380 communication with like people down there was anybody close like dude okay so i went to high

00:26:11.680 school in burgess high school shout out mustangs let's go that was a horse yeah so um yeah i went

00:26:17.940 to burgess high school and there was a mall called syllabus and mall okay high school mall

00:26:23.820 shooting it was in a mile of each other bro it was the mall i thought i used to go to all the

00:26:29.240 time do you know about the the lot that they're talking that everybody's been talking about

00:26:33.000 there's been this lot that they've all been going to like the survivors my middle school

00:26:37.200 y'all really my middle and they just lined it with flowers there was a whole article in new

00:26:41.280 york times about the lot i'm not sure about the lot but i know that people were uh diverted to

00:26:46.360 my old middle school which is macarthur middle school for uh to get reunited with their families

00:26:50.900 and things like that so yeah and my dude man my dad's a police officer he was like one of the

00:26:54.720 first people on the scene he said it was he said he said it was the most disturbing thing he's seen

00:26:58.900 in 30 years bro sure it was horrific but we were at um we were at Lollapalooza dude I got the news

00:27:04.340 and I was like you can ask her I was like I was just I fell I just fell to the floor I was just

00:27:08.960 like I didn't know how to feel man it was crazy you say anything on social media about it huh it

00:27:14.740 was kind of kind of shitty but um no I haven't really addressed it yeah I sit on twitter but

00:27:20.360 um not on my instagram i was you know i had i was doing a work for lollapalooza so i was like

00:27:24.380 contractually bound to post no that is shitty so like i was while this was happening i was like

00:27:28.780 guys i'm here love fuck but then i you know my friends i get messages from my friends like dude 0.95

00:27:33.360 your city's hurting what are you doing and i'm like rocking out to the white stripes yeah i'm 0.99

00:27:37.740 working out right now you know i'm working right now i can't stop because of and if i do the they

00:27:41.920 win you know so but uh no i had i still haven't really addressed it um i haven't really known

00:27:47.620 how to well i mean like obviously i just i feel so weird like the past like even even now like

00:27:53.320 it's it's kind of gone away but it's just i haven't even been back home yet and if i have

00:27:57.120 if once i go there i'm pretty sure it's gonna be it's pretty pretty rough i would say i would say

00:28:02.500 like el paso are thoughts and prayers with you but i think they've got enough of those from the 0.98

00:28:07.240 politicians and so i'm not gonna offer any more thoughts and prayers but yeah fucking terrible 0.90

00:28:12.020 dude yeah terrible the good thing about paso they're pretty strong man they come together 0.98

00:28:15.380 pretty well for sure for what for sure so what do you have any thoughts on like what we can do

00:28:21.020 to prevent these kind of things oh boy he opened the can he did open the can dude i don't know man

00:28:27.560 like because on one side you got like we need to take them all away now right right and then

00:28:35.480 there's another and there's another people there's another side that's like well you know but the

00:28:38.780 there's responsible gun owners and they're they're they're in farms and how am i going to take they're

00:28:43.760 gonna take my rifle away no like they have her rifle they're gonna take my rifle away i'm a i'm

00:28:50.260 a good citizen i don't i don't and so like pleasing both sides is i don't know how to even begin to

00:28:55.500 start doing i made a i made a tweet about it right after it happened and i said it would be sweet and

00:29:00.440 i don't want us to put it just on the current administration or the last one or whatever 0.99

00:29:04.460 but it'd be awesome if like we could get some answers from the damn leadership on this shit 0.99

00:29:08.140 like why are we having the conversation about it like it's great that we're talking about it don't 1.00

00:29:12.400 get me wrong but like when people are like well you got a problem with all these shootings going 0.96

00:29:16.880 on what what do you think you're gonna do about it and i'm like i'm a fucking podcast host dude 0.97

00:29:20.720 i don't have to do shit all i do is pay my fucking taxes and and and hang out dude and go on the show 0.97

00:29:25.580 and make people laugh but like that would be nice if we can get a fucking answer from somebody like 0.99

00:29:30.480 somebody that was like i don't know voted into office or some shit to fix problems i said i said 0.99

00:29:34.800 when things go wrong in a business the ceo gets the axe because they couldn't solve it it always 0.88

00:29:41.980 boils up to leadership when things get go wrong and so like yo in my eyes i'm looking at the

00:29:46.520 leadership and people are gonna say well where was this tenacity when obama was in office i don't

00:29:51.880 know maybe i didn't have this voice then but my voice right now says yo can we get some answers

00:29:55.700 from somebody out there like my thing is what what can they do though you know so that's so 0.98

00:30:00.700 that's the there's no answer and that's yeah that's whack as fuck and so like it's weird because 0.97

00:30:05.000 like it's i don't because people say well it's not the gun it's the person holding the gun well 0.97

00:30:09.920 i get that to a certain extent but there are the types of guns right there's like the types of

00:30:14.780 guns that are the high capacity yeah we talked about this with gun girl yeah we all were kind

00:30:20.780 of on the same page like do we need these things in circulation no of course you know i think the 0.94

00:30:26.180 the regulations help oh shit i just yeah my last note was once again like i just wish we could see 0.97

00:30:33.280 like i don't want to talk about what the answer is anymore i just want someone to fucking solve 0.98

00:30:38.220 it sure like figure it out like when we have a when we have a major loss in a business they're 0.89

00:30:43.860 like all right well we got to tweak these things right now and then the and then you see this

00:30:47.060 happen you see the change right where is that why is no one solving the problem it's interesting

00:30:51.220 though to see it's like it's almost like america's going through this identity crisis right now

00:30:55.860 because for so long we've pinned it on other races right and other like terrorists and now 0.85

00:31:02.000 we're starting to see it's like white people are the ones committing these crimes so so

00:31:06.420 that's not totally true right brendan shaw said that on joe rogan's podcast and i saw

00:31:13.960 brendan posted a thing on his instagram and said it said hey i said this on my on joe's podcast

00:31:20.800 that only white people are doing and then he put a an image of uh all the mass shooters and it's

00:31:26.180 it's it's diverse but were the past two what both white or yeah there's been several so this year

00:31:32.320 so i think i think it's more it's shifting you know it's becoming this thing where it's it's us

00:31:37.900 now and it's not people outside of us so i think it is causing us to look at our way of life and

00:31:44.800 since it was um motivated by race as well i mean the guy who shot up el paso has yeah he was like 0.75

00:31:52.560 yo i'm gonna go kill some mexicans so that's like okay well there's some there's some race behind

00:31:57.160 that and then the guy in uh ohio right sorry is that the that was where the other day was the 0.99

00:32:04.280 was the opposite end he was a liberal oh yeah he was yeah he was a leftist for sure and so and so

00:32:09.960 but either way argument aside on on what the race is it is all homegrown like these are american

00:32:14.800 citizens that are just mowing down like and and so every time there's a a border conversation or

00:32:20.480 a yo isis conversation it's crazy to know that that we're mowing each other down at a faster rate 1.00

00:32:26.580 than fucking the terrorists bro or they or the illegal immigrants so it's like it's well they 0.98

00:32:32.800 did shut down the chat group 8chan right yeah so i mean oh they shut it down the owner shut it down 1.00

00:32:39.660 oh wow wow he said like yo it's they took it offline let's see how many how many i think it

00:32:45.740 stemmed from there like a lot right isn't that isn't that the place that they all like post

00:32:49.320 their manifestos yeah there's like a few people that have posted on there i can't remember which

00:32:52.660 exact cheers but god that's i'm glad he did that though yeah i think to my last point on it i think

00:32:59.240 the most change is going to come from us like not the government you know if there's ways that we

00:33:04.720 can look out for each other i think the one point though is like donald trump's like hyping up

00:33:08.960 this hatred towards other races and i think this is what it shows like we can't do that we have to

00:33:14.280 start loving each other man yeah i love you bro i completely love you too man hey man we do love

00:33:19.840 you bro i think man like so far so far so good hey uh i kind of switching topics completely

00:33:27.620 switching topics yeah yeah let's get out completely i kind of want to i want to prank on my dad

00:33:33.860 hey boy gp coming at you wait what was that oh no gp gp gp coming at you

00:33:39.600 gp coming at you here but gp coming is he still on a road trip right now i don't know but i have

00:33:46.920 his number dialed here on my phone of course with star six seven oh fudge so what do you want to do

00:33:51.780 you got any input on who he could be like does gp owe anyone money is there like a dealership

00:33:57.100 so he's always concerned about jake so i'm wondering if he could call acting as like a

00:34:02.060 police department calabasas uh hi my name is officer mendes of the police department just

00:34:06.680 looking for uh mr greg paul oh my god the calabasas you better get the rest of your

00:34:13.140 story and say and say and we have your son here we have your son here we have your son here what

00:34:17.560 did jake do this time what if he what if he uh what if he ordered an army i'm nervous you're

00:34:22.860 kidding me what if what if it's greg is going to reach the phone and strangle vincent marcus

00:34:27.780 we've got we've got we've got jake and his and his wife tana here they had a domestic uh dispute

00:34:35.100 last night at the house.

00:34:36.520 I don't know about joking about that.

00:34:39.140 What about this? He spun out his

00:34:41.000 Lamborghini on the highway. He was going about

00:34:43.120 a buck fifty. I want to get him mad.

00:34:44.980 I don't want to make him worried. Here's how we're going to do it.

00:34:47.020 I think. I say

00:34:48.240 Jake ordered an

00:34:51.000 exotic big cat, a cheetah,

00:34:53.420 and it escaped while in his possession.

00:34:56.720 Did you

00:34:57.280 know the answer to this the whole time?

00:34:58.980 No. That was really

00:35:01.140 good. Yeah, man. He's got to answer now

00:35:03.020 because there's a lot of pressure. Wow.

00:35:04.820 Okay, yeah, I got to do it.

00:35:06.040 Hold the phone.

00:35:07.300 Can you come up with a cat name?

00:35:09.780 So the number doesn't show.

00:35:10.460 I think you can hold it.

00:35:11.620 He can hear it.

00:35:12.420 I got it.

00:35:12.760 Okay, all right.

00:35:13.060 On the mic.

00:35:13.820 On your mic.

00:35:14.400 All right.

00:35:15.120 No, but I got to talk to the phone.

00:35:16.080 I can hold it here.

00:35:16.780 Yep, you're right.

00:35:17.360 All right.

00:35:18.420 Wait, wait, wait.

00:35:19.140 The cat should have a name.

00:35:20.340 Sri Lankan, like, expanded Sri Lankan bangle cat

00:35:23.620 or something like that.

00:35:24.820 It's a bangle tiger, yeah.

00:35:25.820 Did you say we got the cat?

00:35:27.200 Whose name is Echo?

00:35:28.640 Echo.

00:35:28.920 We got the cat.

00:35:29.840 We've been unable to locate your son.

00:35:31.880 No.

00:35:33.840 You hear it?

00:35:34.500 I'm dying, I'm dying. 1.00

00:35:39.780 Well, that's fucking... 1.00

00:35:41.540 What the fuck, dude? 1.00

00:35:43.480 You want to try with Pam? 1.00

00:35:46.440 Yeah, can I use someone else's phone?

00:35:50.760 I'll try again.

00:35:51.560 I think I've made a severe and continuous lapse in judging.

00:35:53.960 We can cut around this.

00:35:54.940 Selfish Reminders of the Calabasas Police Department, sir.

00:35:57.480 That's good.

00:35:57.980 Looking for Mr. Pickle.

00:35:59.580 That's real good, dude.

00:36:02.060 Should I call my mom?

00:36:02.940 No, go to GP again.

00:36:04.500 One more time.

00:36:05.160 Hey, buddy.

00:36:06.520 Hey, guys.

00:36:07.660 Come here.

00:36:10.240 All right.

00:36:12.060 It's gone.

00:36:12.760 It's gone.

00:36:13.240 My mother.

00:36:15.280 You're calling. 1.00

00:36:15.980 Are you fucking kidding me? 0.99

00:36:17.700 Dude, what if you had a Bengal tiger escape? 1.00

00:36:19.620 No way.

00:36:20.240 Call your parents, dude.

00:36:21.140 Is it maybe because they're in my contacts?

00:36:24.200 Maybe.

00:36:24.860 Can I use someone else's phone?

00:36:25.940 He might have hung up, too, because it's coming from an unknown caller.

00:36:29.320 Yeah, that's true. 1.00

00:36:29.740 He's probably savvy enough to be like, I'm not answering that shit. 1.00

00:36:32.180 Yeah. 0.99

00:36:32.340 you know yo what if you call and you're like yo i'm at calabasas police department i have

00:36:36.640 officer sanchez here and he needs to talk to you that might work wait one of us does not have gp

00:36:42.960 does not have all of our numbers saved in here can we use no because you can because you can

00:36:46.520 mac mac does gp have your number brad brad how about you brad can we get your oh or andre there

00:36:53.680 we go yeah but isn't it gonna say michigan when they call yeah we'll skip that over that

00:37:02.180 Brad, do you have a California number? 0.99

00:37:03.880 Oh, damn. 1.00

00:37:05.120 Oh, that's perfect. 1.00

00:37:06.180 San Diego, let's go.

00:37:07.900 Maybe go with the San Diego.

00:37:09.120 San Diego Police.

00:37:10.820 San Diego Metro Police Department.

00:37:14.200 Metropolitan City.

00:37:15.140 I hate to do this.

00:37:15.600 Can I borrow your face?

00:37:16.360 What?

00:37:16.840 Can I borrow your face?

00:37:18.880 Just all fives?

00:37:19.720 Yeah.

00:37:19.940 That's the best you got?

00:37:21.460 Well, Fancy Marcus.

00:37:22.280 Now we got to change your passcode now because.

00:37:24.900 All right, here we go.

00:37:25.460 The little guy. 1.00

00:37:28.380 Ah, damn. 1.00

00:37:28.940 All right. 1.00

00:37:30.820 Uh-oh.

00:37:32.180 His phone must be off. 1.00

00:37:35.360 Are you fucking shitting me? 1.00

00:37:36.700 Dylan had the same reaction. Dylan gets fooled by his voice message. 1.00

00:37:39.500 Wait, let me try my mom.

00:37:41.240 Come on, GP. 1.00

00:37:42.020 Come on now.

00:37:44.040 Officer Mendoza.

00:37:46.420 Mendoza's good.

00:37:53.280 San Diego?

00:37:54.400 Yeah.

00:37:54.900 Metropolitan San Diego.

00:37:59.760 Hello?

00:38:00.280 Hi, may please speak to the parent of Mr. Jake Paul?

00:38:08.060 Who is this?

00:38:09.360 This is Officer Mendoza of the San Diego Police Department.

00:38:12.960 I'm going to speak to someone here.

00:38:17.240 What are you talking about?

00:38:18.900 We'll have your son, Jake.

00:38:21.240 He's been in an incident, and he needs you to come down to the station.

00:38:26.080 Are you available?

00:38:27.980 That's funny, because I'm on the other line with Jake.

00:38:30.280 Good luck

00:38:33.440 Well 0.99

00:38:34.640 Damn it man 1.00

00:38:40.100 What the fuck 1.00

00:38:45.760 Why is Jake talking to my mom at 3pm 0.99

00:38:47.880 On a Monday

00:38:48.600 That was great

00:38:49.800 You botched it anyways

00:38:51.120 No cop ever stutters that much

00:38:53.860 You're like hi this is 0.99

00:38:55.200 No I know I fucked up a little bit 0.96

00:38:58.160 Because I was like wait San Diego Municipal 0.94

00:39:00.000 I tried to say municipal and be nervous

00:39:02.280 at the same time. Fuck that up. 1.00

00:39:04.780 You still created an amazing 1.00

00:39:06.420 at Boston moment. No, but that was really good.

00:39:08.680 I'm on the other line with Jake.

00:39:10.700 Thank you.

00:39:12.700 Should I let her know

00:39:14.460 that it was us or just wait until the episode comes out?

00:39:16.340 I'm sorry, Mom. We're going to just let this one ride out.

00:39:18.520 Not only that, but do you know how many

00:39:19.680 of those kind of calls she gets per day? 1.00

00:39:22.120 I'm sure she's so used to that shit, dude. 1.00

00:39:24.540 Not that many? 1.00

00:39:25.780 She answered.

00:39:26.500 yeah why is jake on the phone mom at 3 p.m on a monday i don't understand you know what we

00:39:32.720 should have done we should have had commotion in here like it was a station that's what it

00:39:36.860 yeah

00:39:37.740 can you do can you do shane dawson uh yes i can can i talk to shane dawson i've been wanting to

00:39:51.100 talk to him. Oh, okay. Well, so, okay. Logan, how, um, so, okay. Since the contract, you

00:40:05.500 are labeled as a, um, X controversial person. Yes. Okay. Um, um, but that's

00:40:18.620 do you think Shane's gonna get offended

00:40:22.300 do you think like

00:40:22.960 people like to be impersonated

00:40:24.780 I reached out to him he was like totally cool with it

00:40:26.680 he retweeted it and everything

00:40:27.580 can you do him being shocked by something that shouldn't shock you

00:40:31.440 wait oh my

00:40:32.880 oh my god

00:40:34.080 like the toaster comes up from the toaster

00:40:35.980 yeah he gets like

00:40:39.900 he has like these facial manners

00:40:41.360 he's just like

00:40:42.360 it's just

00:40:45.700 it's so funny

00:40:46.380 Yo, you can do accents too, yeah?

00:40:49.260 Yeah.

00:40:49.720 Do you have a favorite accent?

00:40:50.840 Could you do Staten Island?

00:40:51.600 I love doing Australian.

00:40:52.660 I love speaking like I'm from the land down and down.

00:40:54.780 An Australian person's great.

00:40:55.240 Great person.

00:40:55.980 Great person.

00:40:56.400 I mean, my friend, you know, Menna Matthews, right?

00:40:58.720 Yeah, Menna Matthews, is she Australian?

00:41:00.840 No, she's not Australian, mate.

00:41:02.080 You've met Menna before, you know, right?

00:41:03.840 I don't recall.

00:41:04.520 I mean, so her husband now is an Australian guy.

00:41:07.300 His name's Murph.

00:41:08.020 Sounds like a great guy.

00:41:08.960 Murph.

00:41:09.220 Sounds like a great name to be in Australia.

00:41:10.180 Stephen Murphy.

00:41:11.100 Great guy.

00:41:11.560 Yeah, watch out for the great whites.

00:41:13.000 Yeah.

00:41:13.560 Every time I say hello to Menna, I say hello. 0.99

00:41:16.380 You're actually sick. 0.61

00:41:18.820 Yeah, thanks, dude.

00:41:19.920 Yeah, that's really solid.

00:41:21.200 Do you do actually any voiceover work in Hollywood?

00:41:24.280 Trying to, bro.

00:41:25.480 I literally just moved here.

00:41:27.240 I was in San Diego.

00:41:28.240 Yeah, I was in San Diego.

00:41:29.100 I moved here last week.

00:41:31.900 Last week?

00:41:32.820 Need to get signed quick.

00:41:35.220 Yeah, it's expensive.

00:41:36.580 Are you with an agency?

00:41:37.600 No.

00:41:38.680 No, no voiceover agency.

00:41:39.880 Not yet.

00:41:40.780 Would you want to be a fruit fighter pilot by any chance?

00:41:43.960 A fruit fighter pilot?

00:41:44.820 Please elaborate.

00:41:45.380 Well, so I probably can't even talk about this. 0.57

00:41:48.340 Probably sign some shit, but I'm going to do it anyways. 0.95

00:41:50.320 I'm reading to be a fruit. 0.99

00:41:55.520 You're doing great.

00:41:56.520 Thank you so much.

00:41:57.500 I'm reading to be a fruit fighter pilot who is fighting against the evil vegetables.

00:42:02.360 He's a lemon.

00:42:03.580 Because they want to put the fruits into concentrate camps.

00:42:09.820 I actually don't even know if that makes it, dude, because I probably am not supposed to talk about this.

00:42:13.920 But that said, I'm sure they could use some more fruit voices.

00:42:17.420 Did you sign an NDA? 1.00

00:42:18.540 I didn't sign shit. 1.00

00:42:20.840 Yo, then fuck it, dude. 1.00

00:42:22.040 Fuck it, bro. 1.00

00:42:22.720 Yo, but I'm the lemon, bro. 1.00

00:42:24.800 This is the write-up on him.

00:42:26.540 The lemon for Mike.

00:42:28.280 He's a bit of a sour guy.

00:42:29.760 Kind of grumpy. 0.54

00:42:31.260 Mad that he's not the head of the organization.

00:42:34.240 That's you, dude. 1.00

00:42:34.980 This is fucking me, dude. 1.00

00:42:36.020 That's you. 1.00

00:42:37.520 That is Mike, man.

00:42:39.000 Can you do New York? 1.00

00:42:40.620 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:42:41.240 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:42:41.580 I mean, what's fucking good? 1.00

00:42:42.460 You see what you say? 0.97

00:42:43.100 It comes to the computer now.

00:42:44.140 You see what I'm saying?

00:42:44.860 Can you do New York guys?

00:42:46.180 I can.

00:42:47.520 Maybe like an old school type of mafia guy person.

00:42:49.960 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:42:50.400 Like I'm going to kill you, bury your body, all that type of guy. 1.00

00:42:53.640 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:42:54.340 Like a Joe Pesci kind of fucking mafia person. 0.99

00:42:57.420 Or like if I was, maybe like New York Cup of Coffee, like that kind of. 0.98

00:43:00.320 You ever use your superpower to get out of something or like in something?

00:43:05.060 Like pants?

00:43:06.340 Pants.

00:43:06.920 Do I ever use my superpowers to get in my pants?

00:43:10.260 No, not your pants.

00:43:11.220 Thanks, Impulsive.

00:43:12.460 No, uh, let's, like, maybe a cop pulls you over and, like, we know for some reason this cop likes, uh, like, he is a James Charles fan, so suddenly you pretend to be James Charles.

00:43:26.680 Excuse me, officer, you look like a James Charles fan.

00:43:28.580 Like, he comes over with a palette, a makeup palette, a James Charles palette, for some reason.

00:43:32.320 Like, officer, I know you're probably a James Charles fan.

00:43:34.780 That happens more than you think.

00:43:35.660 Yeah.

00:43:36.380 It does.

00:43:36.700 No, it actually hasn't gotten me into, I'm a pretty, I'm a pretty good boy, you know?

00:43:40.400 Really?

00:43:40.820 Yeah, dude.

00:43:41.900 I'm a pretty good boy.

00:43:44.000 Never got locked up?

00:43:45.400 Nope.

00:43:46.340 Not yet.

00:43:47.120 You ever speed?

00:43:48.080 I sped a couple times in high school.

00:43:50.160 Hike school?

00:43:50.780 Hike school?

00:43:51.260 You ever do speed?

00:43:52.920 Yeah, in high school.

00:43:54.980 High school is awesome for you.

00:43:57.220 No, I haven't done speed yet, though.

00:43:59.040 I haven't done speed yet.

00:43:59.880 Probably shouldn't.

00:44:00.420 Probably shouldn't, bro.

00:44:01.200 Probably shouldn't, yeah.

00:44:02.120 That's when I'd probably... 1.00

00:44:02.840 Skip that one, math, like that kind of shit. 0.99

00:44:06.360 Yeah, but never had to give... 0.99

00:44:08.160 I mean, the only thing I've ever done

00:44:10.180 is probably just get rid of crank calls or get like people that are get rid of them yeah i'll

00:44:13.760 just i'll just pretend to be this like really telemarketers yeah i'll be this like old 90 0.99

00:44:17.840 year old man and just like fuck with him but yeah who is it i'm gonna let's practice one ready 0.97

00:44:23.480 uh hello i see that the warranty on your 1992 volkswagen passat is about to uh end and i'd like 0.98

00:44:31.800 to extend it would you would you be happy to hear about our services do what sir you're you're the

00:44:39.140 warranty the extended warranty on your 1992 folks yeah yeah go ahead hi see bro no you've 0.98

00:44:46.020 already it's it's done like that yeah exactly it's just a lot of fuck with them and it's a 0.92

00:44:51.140 hobby of mine too like i'll just like mess with the tele telemarketers can you imagine that job 0.99

00:44:55.140 like shout out to any telemarketers watching this show you are a better fucking man no there's a 0.97

00:45:00.240 difference between telemarketers and scammers though yeah the scammers are like oh yeah well 0.99

00:45:03.960 are you still driving this car no okay well let me tell you about this car that's a telemarketer

00:45:07.320 right but the people that are like oh yeah your social security card's been compromised stay on

00:45:10.500 the line yeah dude like the best is the ones that just hang up too my favorite one is when they go

00:45:16.580 they call they go hello sir we have a way where you can lower your monthly electric uh cost by

00:45:23.740 simply applying uh solar panels to your roof and i go ma'am i'll be honest i live in a shoe box

00:45:29.320 an apartment size shoe box and it's just like this yeah dude i'm like as soon as i find out 0.77

00:45:36.080 they can't sell you something exactly i'm like i don't manage the fucking roof here like i just 0.96

00:45:40.800 live in a little fucking box yo i gotta i admire that level of savagery though like to to just 0.99

00:45:45.880 like no bullshit yeah if you don't you ain't helping them like on some extreme sociopathic 1.00

00:45:50.660 vibes yeah yeah have you what did you want to do when you were growing up like i'm sure you had 0.90

00:45:55.700 like when when vine came out did you have a job yeah dude i was uh selling cars really yeah wow

00:46:02.960 yeah would you practice voices on oh yeah i would do i would do calls um i would do uh

00:46:08.440 my job was internet sales for as a telemarketer as i would do cold calls bro that is ironic so

00:46:13.640 so exactly and i would use a british accent to get more sales for sure what wait why or just

00:46:18.780 like a johnny ive you know johnny ive yeah of course yeah of course you know if you want to

00:46:21.680 subscribe to or like um you can get you in a nice cadillac if you'd like like those kind of voices

00:46:26.860 yeah there's a higher conversion rate it's pretty high it's pretty high because if you have that

00:46:31.340 voice you know what you're talking about hell yeah can you imagine a like a texas guy calling

00:46:35.560 you to sell you something you're like i listen man i don't want it this year and then he calls

00:46:39.340 back or somebody calls back it's a british guy sorry set the guy who you're speaking with is

00:46:43.840 new my name is phil i'm gonna take care of you from now on i believe you just like take my money

00:46:48.780 immediately i stop you and i start reading my credit card numbers yeah immediately the british

00:46:53.140 accent does indeed make people sound more intelligent it makes me want to listen i had

00:46:58.600 he's got a i had a sexy i was there i was at the facebook uh hq party thing that he was at and i

00:47:05.500 was listening to his voice and i was like i can do that voice yeah for sure yeah not to not to 0.99

00:47:10.460 like offend the brits fuck you ksi of course exception i i hope to god i offend you deeply 0.99

00:47:15.980 often we don't we don't like ksi right now okay but uh but uh there are some words that um 0.99

00:47:22.840 they'll use that like 1.00

00:47:25.140 invert my penis 1.00

00:47:27.180 if I'm being honest. I was just in London 1.00

00:47:29.680 for a couple days and

00:47:31.520 got to spend some time with

00:47:33.040 some London girls

00:47:35.120 and 1.00

00:47:35.960 they would use the word knickers

00:47:38.880 knickers 0.99

00:47:40.520 like pants

00:47:41.800 underwear

00:47:43.360 I've lost me knickers

00:47:46.600 and like

00:47:47.500 do not like the word or do you think it's like

00:47:50.220 skating on thin ice?

00:47:51.460 It's just

00:47:52.720 Oh no no

00:47:53.920 So tell us Logan

00:47:55.760 Why don't you like knickers

00:47:57.740 Yeah like are you

00:47:58.600 Yeah like when you hear that

00:48:00.120 Are you like yo I am 0.55

00:48:01.220 I am so fucking close 0.58

00:48:03.300 To another controversy 0.96

00:48:04.160 Now that I'm saying it aloud

00:48:05.660 I see

00:48:06.060 But no before

00:48:06.840 I'm just like

00:48:07.480 No I get it

00:48:07.980 The word like

00:48:08.520 I don't know why like

00:48:09.580 I prefer like

00:48:11.360 Panties or underwear

00:48:12.820 Just like 0.85

00:48:13.220 No I get it

00:48:14.620 Now you won't even say the word

00:48:15.680 I'll give you another word 0.98

00:48:17.800 Buggered 1.00

00:48:18.280 Buggered

00:48:18.740 You might still like

00:48:19.880 That type of accent right there

00:48:21.100 It's like Michael Caine accent from Batman, right?

00:48:23.380 It's like a Cockney type of accent, right?

00:48:25.380 You see that? 1.00

00:48:26.060 And so like when you're doing that, you chuffed the bitch, mate. 1.00

00:48:28.120 You're going crazy. 1.00

00:48:28.820 It's a Bobby and the Lurie.

00:48:29.740 I like this one.

00:48:30.900 This one's amazing.

00:48:31.480 This one's great.

00:48:32.080 This one is like the movie Rock and Roller with Gerard Butler. 1.00

00:48:35.200 See, like Gerard Butler, his shit's dope, dude. 0.99

00:48:37.300 Isn't it England where they just skipped any classy term for bathroom 1.00

00:48:42.580 and they just say toilet?

00:48:43.840 The loo.

00:48:44.520 They got the loo.

00:48:44.920 The loo, the toilet.

00:48:45.740 Oh, okay.

00:48:46.860 Where's the toilet?

00:48:47.900 Hayden, I like what Hayden says.

00:48:49.500 he'll be working in the garage the garage garage we're in the garage i'm actually a fan of that

00:48:54.420 one but also the uh buggered buggered and and bugger in general just like oh you you face lit

00:49:00.460 up bagger bagger yeah he's kind of an australian my foot my foot is my foot is buggered right yeah 0.90

00:49:07.700 that's going on i think you are australian it's hard it's tough how do you do it how do you

00:49:12.620 differentiate so like when you say for instance um you drag out the r's in in an australian accent

00:49:17.860 so you say hello it's a hill and the letter r hill r hill r see is that how cardi does it too

00:49:28.600 car cardi b cardi b is she australian i'm missing she's just like alert oh god i was like i'm

00:49:34.420 missing the connection hello like i don't know i can't do card i have a friend who does cardi

00:49:39.640 really well jay-z down uh a little bit um jay-z i mean i don't do like the yep it's your boy i

00:49:46.280 don't like i could do that but i like i like conversational jay-z the kind that's like yo

00:49:49.960 talking about like getting in if you like the conversational back and forth like beyonce all

00:49:54.280 that i mean yeah like that guy i like that respect yeah and then there's it's so close to pitbull

00:49:59.600 too because pitbull is like mr 305 mr mr worldwide so like it's the same you ever done you ever done

00:50:08.080 one of these impressions for oh my god for the guys that's a terrible screen grab

00:50:12.240 I'm sorry I'll play

00:50:14.700 There's some quick impressions

00:50:16.880 Your vines actually that you made that you first blew up on

00:50:19.780 That I'm going to play now

00:50:22.640 Hurry old buddy old pal

00:50:24.440 You've had this extra pair of gloves this whole time

00:50:27.240 You've always been throwing a bit of booze and have you

00:50:29.000 Hi I'm Peter Griffin

00:50:30.000 And we just want to thank y'all for all the followers

00:50:33.540 There you go

00:50:34.780 That was old school me dude

00:50:37.780 Can you do some more of that guy

00:50:39.880 Which guy

00:50:40.880 was it Herbert? Chris

00:50:43.020 hey Chris yes

00:50:44.580 Logan I've been

00:50:46.600 dreaming about seeing them big old arms of yours

00:50:49.660 yes

00:50:50.960 oh I done messed

00:50:53.260 myself 0.99

00:50:53.720 like that kind of shit 1.00

00:50:55.840 Herbert's the best dancer 1.00

00:50:57.420 and there's like that one guy too

00:51:00.840 oh no the guy that talks like this

00:51:02.740 what's his name

00:51:03.440 he's Bruce

00:51:05.420 oh you gotta get a voice over job

00:51:08.280 how has it not happened

00:51:09.400 yo i'm i'm looking dude i'm looking i'm looking do you think a big part of that is not living in

00:51:14.800 la yes so yeah where i'm here now gonna start reached out to any agencies so i've been i was

00:51:21.220 with a uta for a bit um and then i didn't there was like a falling out with management and things

00:51:27.080 like that oh and then uh physical falling out like they fell yeah they fell out they just fell

00:51:32.360 out i was at a meeting they just fell out like a patio or something i hate to see people topple

00:51:37.780 man yeah okay listen um uh i had a let's do a segment oh i love these sound this is a can i 0.66

00:51:48.240 just say something this is fucking nice yeah crazy right this is great yeah it's not it's it's it's

00:51:53.400 nothing i mean it is the number okay show off man like it's nothing it's the number one podcast in 0.84

00:51:58.860 the world right yeah why would i make that up by the way there's been just more and more debate 0.98

00:52:03.260 over this shit i'm to be honest i'm not willing to have this fucking debate with anybody okay 0.99

00:52:07.100 Because here's the thing, they try to base it on 1.00

00:52:09.580 data and shit. 0.96

00:52:12.000 Dude, what do numbers even mean? 0.99

00:52:13.800 No, that's what I'm trying to say. This is a

00:52:15.780 sentiment thing. Customer fucking 1.00

00:52:17.880 satisfaction 1.00

00:52:19.580 rating, dog.

00:52:21.740 If you're watching this show right now,

00:52:23.660 you're probably satisfied. Maybe not at this moment because I'm on a

00:52:25.720 fucking rampage. Fucking tangent. 1.00

00:52:27.840 We do have a segment though for you, bro. 0.99

00:52:29.880 It's called Improv Impressions.

00:52:32.180 I want to give you a celebrity and a

00:52:33.800 scenario.

00:52:34.220 okay did my producer prep you on this or have you never heard of these or seen these i know who we 0.80

00:52:39.840 are no i got it do you know who i am i do i do i think so fuck yeah all right improv impressions 0.96

00:52:45.140 eminem has the talk with his daughter's boyfriend 0.98

00:52:48.940 hayley come here sit down

00:52:54.980 what's your name

00:52:57.600 Travis

00:52:58.920 nice to meet you

00:53:01.560 hey 1.00

00:53:02.800 next time you want to fuck with my daughter 1.00

00:53:05.560 don't 1.00

00:53:06.320 that's it

00:53:07.880 I feel like

00:53:11.340 he's definitely said those exact words

00:53:13.680 imagine meeting Eminem

00:53:15.340 as the dad

00:53:16.880 the dad who is

00:53:18.600 I know a friend from back home in Michigan

00:53:21.880 who dated Haley

00:53:22.820 I remember you telling me this

00:53:24.280 and he told me

00:53:25.280 how intimidated

00:53:26.020 they might be

00:53:27.160 do you know him

00:53:28.220 wait yes

00:53:28.760 who is it

00:53:29.220 I know who you're talking about

00:53:30.000 I don't remember

00:53:30.800 I don't know if they're still dating

00:53:31.760 but he said it was like

00:53:33.260 the scariest thing

00:53:34.160 like imagine Thanksgiving

00:53:35.160 you know what I mean 1.00

00:53:36.840 you're past the gravy bitch 0.99

00:53:38.120 he said he's just 1.00

00:53:39.560 super quiet

00:53:40.400 and like

00:53:40.760 just kind of like

00:53:41.340 looks at you

00:53:42.200 whoa

00:53:42.860 let's be honest

00:53:43.900 I'd be more scared

00:53:44.580 if it was 50

00:53:45.200 as the dad

00:53:46.020 man what's up man

00:53:46.860 she don't know who it is man 1.00

00:53:48.000 shit 1.00

00:53:48.300 that's 50 he's saying 1.00

00:53:49.680 he just talks through his teeth

00:53:50.560 send you find me in the club

00:53:52.420 that's it

00:53:52.880 there's a

00:53:53.620 there's a there's a lot of big celebrities i'd probably be like terrified to meet um

00:53:58.540 like imagine like imagine dating the rock's daughter dog and you have to come home and

00:54:02.760 like okay okay sit down okay i don't know if i'm buying that one i don't even know if i'm

00:54:09.380 buying that one no i'm not selling it that's not for sale all right okay michael kane negotiates

00:54:16.600 with a prostitute okay so i'll show you here sweetheart okay so so i see you you okay is it 1.00

00:54:25.200 possible that i can get a tofu one with your friend that's okay do you provide oral sex or 1.00

00:54:31.680 is it just it's okay again i just feel like that has exited his mouth i did like i don't know i 1.00

00:54:37.840 miss family guy simpsons yeah that's that's how you popped off on vine yeah yeah yeah i just my

00:54:46.500 I started doing the Family Guy stuff when I hit the popular page on Vine.

00:54:49.780 Okay.

00:54:50.220 By the way, great page.

00:54:51.160 Great place to be.

00:54:51.820 Great place.

00:54:52.300 Homer argues with Stewie over a parking spot.

00:54:54.900 Yes.

00:54:55.420 So, yes.

00:54:57.380 Yellow Man, I parked here first.

00:54:59.500 My tricycle gets the right of way.

00:55:01.460 So, I think you should take yourself back to Springfield.

00:55:05.040 Yes, well, Stewie, we've talked about this.

00:55:09.820 Homer J. Simpson has the spot.

00:55:13.300 Woo!

00:55:13.900 Yes.

00:55:14.280 So.

00:55:15.160 All right. 0.99

00:55:15.660 That's what I'm fucking talking about. 0.99

00:55:18.360 Absolutely phenomenal. 0.99

00:55:19.320 Yeah.

00:55:19.680 How much does getting in your body help you do the voice?

00:55:23.900 Because you physically shift.

00:55:26.240 Well, I shifted because I didn't want to go into that.

00:55:28.960 No, I'm saying like when you did Stewie.

00:55:30.460 Oh, so, yes.

00:55:31.500 I just sort of like impersonate his head when he goes like this.

00:55:35.760 So he always turns his head like that.

00:55:39.360 I just have to embody the character.

00:55:41.100 Yeah, I see.

00:55:41.640 Gordon Ramsay teaches kindergarten.

00:55:43.920 One of my favorite grades.

00:55:45.220 Okay, first, everyone, gather around in a circle. 1.00

00:55:48.740 First and foremost, fuck you. 1.00

00:55:52.700 That was great. 1.00

00:55:54.280 ABCs, go.

00:55:56.360 A, B, D. 1.00

00:55:57.840 Fuck off! 1.00

00:55:59.720 Dude, like, he just describes things so, like, water, beautiful, amazing, gorgeous, wow. 1.00

00:56:06.480 Yo, I love, I actually love Gordon Ramsay.

00:56:09.860 You know he's, you know he's, he's mad popping on YouTube.

00:56:14.380 like you put him in a video

00:56:16.660 10 plus million views guaranteed

00:56:19.000 I'm obviously plant based

00:56:21.300 I watched him make

00:56:23.360 a video about how to make a burger

00:56:25.220 just because it was Gordon Ramsay I wanted to check it out

00:56:27.580 and I watched the whole video

00:56:28.740 it was just entertaining

00:56:30.220 it was this one I watched that

00:56:32.340 10 million subscriber burger recipe

00:56:35.560 12 million views

00:56:36.880 famous burger right now

00:56:38.560 amazing gorgeous

00:56:40.280 is Guy Fieri getting those types of views

00:56:43.160 hell no bro

00:56:43.920 because I always see

00:56:44.560 Guy Fieri at the club

00:56:45.620 it's always

00:56:46.240 you know

00:56:46.660 there's weird people

00:56:47.620 you see Guy Fieri

00:56:48.040 at the club

00:56:48.580 you know how there's

00:56:49.320 always that one person

00:56:50.360 and you're like 0.99

00:56:50.660 damn I would never 0.99

00:56:51.300 see this dude at the club 0.99

00:56:52.260 he's at Avenue

00:56:53.400 just going nuts bro

00:56:54.880 oh my god

00:56:55.940 41 1.00

00:56:56.340 oh shit 1.00

00:56:57.120 42 million 1.00

00:56:58.000 fit with a fucking ad 1.00

00:57:00.240 but Lord DIY 0.99

00:57:01.160 is on the Best Buy ad

00:57:02.560 incredible

00:57:03.100 but yeah

00:57:04.160 42 million views

00:57:05.660 Gordon Ramsay

00:57:07.040 eating hot wings

00:57:08.120 you know what I think it is

00:57:09.200 I think it's

00:57:10.720 he had that crazy

00:57:12.480 in-your-face personality on

00:57:14.420 his reality cooking shows.

00:57:17.000 And then when you got to know him a little

00:57:18.480 more, he's actually like a multifaceted

00:57:20.640 dude who

00:57:22.100 can be like sweet

00:57:24.420 and insightful and kind

00:57:26.560 and well-spoken.

00:57:29.480 So he's definitely

00:57:30.380 a man. Shout out Gordon Ramsay. Why does it look like his head's

00:57:32.480 about to explode? I think it is on this video. I'll play it for

00:57:34.480 a second, but it's a color.

00:57:35.780 Is there a toilet nearby? Quickly.

00:57:38.580 Do you mind? Is it nearby?

00:57:40.720 It is right into the green room, right into

00:57:42.460 the green room that's the hot wing show wow yeah i want to do that one day you should but i i i

00:57:49.980 realize now hearing that voice he's more like up here than he is like than i was doing it i was

00:57:55.820 like down here down here but maybe that's because he just ate like 42 hot wings you have a toilet

00:57:59.980 it's very like ah the toilet hey can you can you sing a little bit yeah yeah a little bit i don't

00:58:07.340 do like professional singing like it's oh i can i'm a singer but i can do parodies of country

00:58:12.840 songs and stuff so that's what i see i do like rap parodies why don't you do that why don't you

00:58:16.840 be uh bart baker like make like uh parody songs uh yeah i should i should do that just do music

00:58:24.120 in general because it's so right now like anybody can do music so we so many like youtubers then

00:58:29.860 they're just like y'all i'm gonna drop a single yeah exactly i'm so close to dropping my first

00:58:33.640 fucking single you have no idea i need a producer i'm a producer i'm about to be that no but you're

00:58:39.680 good that's different you're actually good and you and yeah but like still but still bro it's 0.99

00:58:44.520 like i still i'm gonna be that yeah at first i will say this right now i'll say it again

00:58:49.780 what's that really pop music is the scariest thing i've ever done in my life by far by far

00:58:54.680 the scariest scary in a good way or scary in like a out of your comfort zone way out of my comfort

00:58:59.440 zone the most out of my comfort zone i've ever been ever wow it's terrifying and you and you

00:59:03.800 also you have like a bit of a a cheat code too because you literally just went straight to

00:59:08.860 working with like the top people yeah yeah so like most youtubers are like well yeah i found 0.92

00:59:13.260 my buddy milton from milwaukee he made a track for me in the garage really quick and that shit pops 0.97

00:59:17.960 and it doesn't pop dude it makes me want to pop my head off yeah throw in a sword drain somewhere 0.99

00:59:22.620 but like his shit dude like he's like so descriptive he's like dude i'm gonna make a 0.99

00:59:27.120 song and i'm like oh who's producing he's like ah i'm like no seriously he's like avicis avicis 0.99

00:59:32.820 team oh okay i'm just like oh all right well that's probably gonna be a bad here dude he just 0.98

00:59:36.700 i got i did get lucky yeah and also just rich and shit and have like a lot of clout and fucking

00:59:41.960 famous and yeah there's a few of us you know so few of us i listen bro i want to i want to go to

00:59:49.100 the audio only version of this i find that oddly really appropriate for what you do it's basically

00:59:55.020 like this podcast but just audio only to incentivize the listeners to go listen on spotify and itunes

01:00:00.800 oh so they can't see us right now they can see us now oh they can see us now okay but we're about

01:00:04.200 to go to audio okay so so vincent marcus bro thanks for coming on impulsive oh well thanks

01:00:08.700 dude of course thanks for having me yeah yeah of course they can find you on instagram at easy

01:00:13.120 vincent marcus yeah and uh let's get you to 600k i'm looking at right now you're 591 yeah dude

01:00:19.240 let's get we'll get you six i just followed you so 591.1 yeah why don't we do like an incentive

01:00:24.440 of some sort. To the 600,000

01:00:26.540 follower, Logan's going to fucking tweet 1.00

01:00:28.400 at you. Tweet at you. 1.00

01:00:30.280 Yeah, Logan will tweet at you, right?

01:00:32.000 Yes.

01:00:33.600 Audio only right now on Spotify and iTunes.

01:00:35.900 We love you. Hit that subscribe button. Thank you for listening to Impulsive,

01:00:38.420 the number one podcast in the world. Take it easy, fam.

01:00:40.540 Peace.

01:00:43.880 I love

01:00:44.600 that's how we opened. You okay? You dying?

01:00:46.620 I'm not feeling so.

01:00:47.600 How old is you, Vincent Marcus? I am 31

01:00:50.320 years old. Wow, Mike's older than

01:00:52.520 you. Wow. 31 years old.

01:00:54.440 31's young

01:00:56.020 every age is young

01:00:57.860 cause if you think about it

01:00:59.140 it's just a mindset

01:01:01.060 it's just your mindset dog

01:01:03.560 it's true man

01:01:04.260 I'm 12

01:01:05.860 you are 12

01:01:07.780 is there an age

01:01:09.760 I talked about this the other day with my comrades

01:01:11.980 is there an age where you like

01:01:13.440 you definitely start dying

01:01:15.680 like you're no longer

01:01:18.360 developing and growing

01:01:19.600 I think it's 26 for males

01:01:21.580 25-26 is when your brain becomes

01:01:24.220 fully developed bro like but aren't we all dying like when we're born see that's that's the question

01:01:30.360 that's the question i don't know i mean i i don't know i think you're i think you're living and

01:01:34.400 growing until you're like it probably has to do with metabolism well by the way what are you

01:01:38.900 talking about of course of course you're living and growing every day until you don't know not

01:01:42.240 no no mentally you're learning new things oh i see what you're saying so so when brain development

01:01:46.740 and growth stops yes and then you start to decline yes yes that's what you're saying yes

01:01:50.960 25 26 maybe because 25 is when the brain stops developing is that correct is it around that time

01:01:56.920 it stops developing the frontal when it becomes fully developed frontal lobe develops at 25 what

01:02:02.520 if your brain never stops developing and you just your head explodes you're just a cyborg

01:02:07.120 yeah robot uh i think dude i think a lot of it comes down to the individual i think it comes

01:02:14.260 down to you know like healthy habits mindset yeah you know your outlook on life like i don't think

01:02:21.960 you can give it like a standard how late are you gonna how long are you gonna live spence

01:02:26.120 i actually took a blue zones quiz you can take it online to see how long you'll live

01:02:30.780 um i think i was like 95 how wait wait wait wait wait yeah i'm right here you you like basically

01:02:37.620 plug in all your information obviously it's not gonna be 100 accurate at 60 i could get

01:02:42.020 I could get hit by a sniper. 0.99

01:02:43.280 You're going to get hit by a car tomorrow. 1.00

01:02:44.780 Imagine if you're hit by a sniper like a gun. 0.97

01:02:48.140 No, hit by him in a car. 0.98

01:02:49.800 Like a sniper. 0.99

01:02:50.720 He has to be a sniper rifle.

01:02:51.880 He's driving in the car, and then he gets hot.

01:02:53.240 No, like a sniper rifle.

01:02:54.720 I plan on going into dangerous areas in my 60s.

01:02:58.100 Okay. 0.99

01:02:58.980 Imagine you just walk out of fucking an internet cafe 0.99

01:03:01.500 after you take the Bluetooth zone quiz, 0.98

01:03:04.040 and they're like, oh, I'm going to 92,

01:03:06.400 and you're running out with your results,

01:03:08.020 and you just get hit by a man on a unicycle.

01:03:10.080 You said Bluetooth quiz, right?

01:03:11.660 what is it called the blue zone so they identify totally inaccurate test what is that called

01:03:18.920 so the blue zones they figured out that there's these five areas in the world where people live

01:03:24.860 the longest and so they identified well like what characteristics go into these communities and so

01:03:31.640 they found that uh communities with the strong spiritual practice communities where people had

01:03:37.420 a sense of purpose lived longer so it wasn't just food it wasn't you know geographical location it

01:03:43.400 was do you think do you think if if say you for example you got 95 and like some horrific accident

01:03:49.080 happens it ah i'll put you at 52 52 it looks like you're on your way out and you you like you're

01:03:55.080 you know you're about to die and you go wait no my blue zone quiz like i'd save this guy

01:04:00.240 life life would be like oh true the doctor's like true my gosh blue zone quiz and also if you

01:04:04.980 notice that if you notice spencer well that that's a whole different you know side of things but if

01:04:10.720 you notice that that living in a community with a purpose and it's proven will make you live longer 0.95

01:04:17.780 then why the fuck did you move out of our house oh my god because to be honest with you we're a 1.00

01:04:22.020 fucking community with a fucking purpose spencer and now you moved into a flat in freaking venice 1.00

01:04:27.120 overrun by rodents. 1.00

01:04:29.040 By the way,

01:04:30.000 Santa Monica's incredible. 1.00

01:04:30.980 With some random girl.

01:04:32.100 Phenomenal.

01:04:32.580 With some random girl

01:04:33.360 that you just met yesterday.

01:04:34.700 Yeah, bro,

01:04:35.420 what are you trying to do?

01:04:36.100 Living in a relationship?

01:04:37.500 What's wrong with you, bro?

01:04:38.380 I'm out, guys.

01:04:39.600 I'm out.

01:04:40.580 Vincent,

01:04:40.900 do you live with your girlfriend?

01:04:42.020 I do.

01:04:42.980 Oh!

01:04:44.120 Four years.

01:04:44.880 Four years?

01:04:45.240 Whoa, okay.

01:04:46.020 When are you going to ask

01:04:46.640 her to marry you, bro?

01:04:47.560 You good?

01:04:48.220 Bro, just give it some time.

01:04:49.840 It's been time.

01:04:50.560 It's been four years.

01:04:52.120 No, I'm working on it.

01:04:53.500 I'm working on it.

01:04:54.120 We're on audio only

01:04:55.000 so the audience can't see us. 0.98

01:04:56.400 But your girl is giving me eyes

01:04:58.440 Like what's good 1.00

01:05:00.160 Wait she's giving you eyes

01:05:02.340 She's looking at her watch 0.75

01:05:03.740 She didn't buy her a watch yet 1.00

01:05:06.160 Do you want to fuck Logan babe 1.00

01:05:07.700 No you can't say that 1.00

01:05:09.240 Oh okay so you can come back with that but I can't

01:05:11.440 So I can't finish it I can't slam dunk

01:05:13.820 You can't slam dunk bro

01:05:15.460 You can't slam dunk these are alley hoops only

01:05:17.820 And this I'm telling you right now

01:05:19.660 Turn the cameras on and propose to your girlfriend

01:05:21.920 Can you do Keanu Reeves impressions

01:05:24.640 Well, can you do Keanu Reeves proposing now?

01:05:27.340 Yo, have you seen the video of Keanu Reeves' voice changing throughout his career?

01:05:31.760 No.

01:05:32.140 It's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life.

01:05:34.480 He's a very interesting man.

01:05:35.560 You look kind of like Keanu Reeves, which is why I think you should get a good...

01:05:38.600 Have you guys seen the videos of Keanu Reeves, like just chilling on a subway and giving 0.97

01:05:42.720 up his seat and shit? 0.96

01:05:43.480 Listen, listen, this is so nice. 1.00

01:05:45.500 When we hit somebody, we do it as the brotherhood.

01:05:48.980 I guess what I'm trying to say is...

01:05:50.800 So this is 1988.

01:05:52.060 I can handle it.

01:05:53.880 1989.

01:05:54.340 all we are is dust in the wind okay but wait now listen let's go let's go to john wick and you're

01:06:02.220 not in the box until that dog arrived on my doorstep what's going on here in that moment

01:06:08.580 i received some semblance of age age is that age age and i think also culture of the time there

01:06:16.740 was like a specific way like go back and listen to people in like the 20s you're right you're right 0.62

01:06:20.880 You know, the way they spoke was just ridiculous.

01:06:22.920 It was just like the radios back in the day. 0.92

01:06:24.940 20s, 40s, and 50s.

01:06:26.000 That whole type of era.

01:06:26.780 But it was something very fast, right?

01:06:27.900 Can you imagine all of us still talking?

01:06:29.660 Of course.

01:06:31.700 Go down to your local Sears store to buy more radio silence.

01:06:35.080 To get more Bluetooth.

01:06:36.720 Fine, I get more Bluetooth.

01:06:38.020 And tonight, H.G. Wells is presenting the battle of the world.

01:06:41.180 The war of the worlds.

01:06:42.840 Yo, I got a question.

01:06:43.920 I think, like, when I hear that, I'm like, I can't help but think.

01:06:47.500 almost like same mindset

01:06:49.280 I have when like 1.00

01:06:49.900 I think babies are stupid 1.00

01:06:50.960 like they just are 1.00

01:06:51.740 like I think

01:06:52.780 I think like people

01:06:53.560 who talked like that

01:06:54.380 back in the day

01:06:54.900 like y'all kind of 1.00

01:06:55.720 just sound fucking dumb bro 1.00

01:06:57.100 so do you think 1.00

01:06:57.860 in like 50 years

01:06:58.740 they'll listen to us

01:06:59.700 and be like 0.99

01:07:00.220 yo they sound dumb 0.99

01:07:01.440 like how can voice 1.00

01:07:02.440 how can voice

01:07:03.640 change

01:07:04.900 Spencer's gonna have

01:07:05.580 a different answer

01:07:06.180 on this than I am

01:07:06.920 my answer is that

01:07:08.900 actually the people

01:07:09.560 in the 1920s

01:07:10.420 would listen to us now

01:07:11.440 and be like 1.00

01:07:11.720 these dudes sound stupid 1.00

01:07:12.960 yeah but also 1.00

01:07:14.000 yeah but also 1.00

01:07:14.780 fuck them because 1.00

01:07:15.540 they had 1.00

01:07:15.860 they just had 0.90

01:07:16.680 women's suffrage and just invented sliced bread. 1.00

01:07:18.780 They're morons, clearly. They're fucking 1.00

01:07:20.720 idiots, bro. Yeah, but what I'm saying is if they didn't do it, 1.00

01:07:22.960 what makes you think we would have? 1.00

01:07:24.540 All we care about is fucking, like, Kim K's sex 1.00

01:07:26.620 tape and shit, bro. 1.00

01:07:28.360 That's all we care about. 1.00

01:07:30.540 They were a lot classier back then. 0.98

01:07:32.800 For sure. But they were

01:07:34.040 still savages, bro.

01:07:35.540 Mac and cheese is added to the menu on Chick-fil-A.

01:07:38.280 I did see that. Mac and cheese is added to Chick-fil-A.

01:07:40.260 We're about to get a Chick-fil-A down the street.

01:07:42.440 Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A. You can get to Mac and cheese

01:07:44.540 at Chick-fil-A. Do you drink booze?

01:07:47.320 Sometimes.

01:07:48.380 Yeah, not too much, though.

01:07:49.820 You ever taken three months off?

01:07:53.220 Sometimes.

01:07:53.660 I don't drink very often, dude.

01:07:54.780 Like, maybe once in a couple weeks, I'll have a beer.

01:07:58.400 Anna seems like more of a drinker.

01:08:00.600 How do you figure that?

01:08:01.740 I'm just completely lying.

01:08:02.680 I just said it. 1.00

01:08:03.940 I bet she likes to drink. 1.00

01:08:04.920 She looks like a party slut. 1.00

01:08:06.280 Like wine? 1.00

01:08:06.880 Like wine?

01:08:07.600 Like wine, though? 1.00

01:08:09.020 Baby, you're not a slut. 0.99

01:08:09.720 I love you. 0.99

01:08:10.380 You're my rib.

01:08:11.420 You're my life.

01:08:12.180 You're my rib.

01:08:12.740 You're my rib.

01:08:13.100 Hey, baby, you're my rib.

01:08:14.180 You're my love, and I love you.

01:08:15.540 I love you.

01:08:16.680 you're my real you're my real i was like where i've never heard that

01:08:23.300 those little those little interjections like yeah whatever there's like buttons you push

01:08:29.320 yeah yeah the soundboard that's dope i like that i love the homer noise that you make

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01:08:44.580 Cool whip.

01:08:45.640 What?

01:08:45.880 You're saying it like there's an H at the beginning.

01:08:48.380 Yeah, it's cool whip.

01:08:49.600 Stewie, why are you saying it like that?

01:08:51.720 That's how it says.

01:08:52.320 Cool whip.

01:08:53.440 Cool whip.

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01:09:00.420 Thanks for having me, dude.

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E110 MASTER IMPRESSIONIST VINCENT MARCUS CAN BECOME JAMES CHARLES - IMPAULSIVE EP. 110

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