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00:02:12.340 But like Josie's been taking her finger and putting it around my...

00:02:17.840 Still?

00:02:19.280 So it doesn't stop.

00:02:20.440 Go back on.

00:02:21.060 It doesn't stop.

00:02:21.860 And I came here as a man to express this to you people because I'm so confused.

00:02:29.320 welcome back to impulsive number one podcast in the world

00:02:43.260 i'm the next responder

00:02:44.560 massive chunk of cheese that's stuck in your teeth i mean it is it is just just smile left

00:02:53.000 side smile and just zoom in right there are you getting it you know why it's worse because it's

00:02:58.560 generic cheese it's genetic cheese it's generic they're vegan you got them from your parents

00:03:02.780 hey guys hit that subscribe button the channel is doing well

00:03:06.480 yeah we got an interesting day today i know mike's a little well you're a little stressed

00:03:14.700 out but also what's new mike you you you know you're battling some demons here and there you

00:03:19.000 want to talk about it at all uh today's just like a lot it's just it's not you know i hate

00:03:25.400 complaining like i don't want to sound like i'm complaining or anything like that but uh

00:03:28.580 it's just a lot you know how it is like keeping up with the with the grind of business of content

00:03:33.700 podcasts of this and that like i was supposed to shoot some stuff with banks yesterday and he ended 0.84

00:03:37.860 up just sleeping straight through the fucking day so i didn't get the content it's like 0.92

00:03:41.300 that and just like some stuff that's going on in my relationship and like blah blah so on and so 0.98

00:03:45.900 forth so you overworked mike you overstimulated overstimulated yes overworked probably not it's

00:03:52.040 You know, like I think a lot of us, you know, I'll speak for myself, but probably everyone spends a little bit too much time doing stuff that doesn't push along, you know, the positives in life, whether it's spending too much time scrolling or too much time, you know, gossiping or worrying about drama and that kind of stuff.

00:04:09.180 And, you know, I'm no stranger to that stuff either.

00:04:12.020 I just bought this book.

00:04:13.320 It's sitting on the table outside.

00:04:14.960 I believe it was recommended by Joe Rogan.

00:04:18.740 It's called Essentialism.

00:04:20.160 and it kind of has to do with the principles you're describing right now check it out the

00:04:24.820 discipline the discipline pursuit of less almost like it's it's the less is more theory like how

00:04:29.460 can you allocate your energy in ways where you're not going to burn out and still be massively

00:04:33.880 effective and and and more times than not more effective than you would be if you spread yourself

00:04:38.620 out i know you pride yourself on multitasking and you do that really well but have you ever tried

00:04:43.900 doing unit asking one at a time my friend i honestly try to and i and and i've noticed that

00:04:51.840 uh one of the reasons i've run into issues even in my relationship is because i'm always

00:04:58.440 looking at it as a part of uh of multiple other tasks at the same time like like i'll be sitting

00:05:06.060 with amara and we'll be like talking about something very important and she's like asking 0.95

00:05:10.660 me a question and i'm just like shit dude rogan posted a new pocket what hold on one second i'm

00:05:15.240 the same i'm the same and honestly can relate yeah and honestly like i i and she says it to me and 0.95

00:05:19.900 it's almost like it goes to some part of my mind that just doesn't want to recognize it's almost

00:05:23.680 like an addiction that doesn't want to do you hear it i do even know what she's saying yes and

00:05:29.080 then i started to actually clock it and and what i did was i started putting my full attention into 0.82

00:05:33.760 conversations as opposed to being distracted and i noticed how much more fucking effective i was

00:05:38.780 when I was actually paying full attention to the thing.

00:05:41.240 That makes sense.

00:05:41.900 What am I, what are we, six?

00:05:43.940 Like why do I slash we not get that?

00:05:46.200 No, humans do, humans, dude, Josie will talk to me sometimes

00:05:49.920 and I, this is so bad.

00:05:51.660 Baby, I love you.

00:05:52.480 And like, I'm working on this.

00:05:53.980 It's a bad character trait, but she'll be saying things 0.98

00:05:56.200 and just literally just be talking at me. 1.00

00:05:58.400 Come on, just come over here right now.

00:06:00.340 I will be so clocked out.

00:06:02.480 And I know she's saying things,

00:06:04.340 but my mind is just running at a thousand miles an hour elsewhere.

00:06:07.740 and i feel horrible because it's like this has been a this has actually been a problem in some

00:06:12.060 of my other relationships as well i just for people whose mind runs fast fast fast fast fast

00:06:17.240 sometimes it's hard to reel it in and i know you're probably experiencing that as the lover

00:06:20.760 of my best friend mike malak who does have a hyperactive brain no last week we talked about

00:06:25.540 last week we talked about this literally i'll be trying to talk to him and he doesn't even say hey

00:06:30.540 i'm reading something right now he just acts like i didn't talk at all it's the same thing it's not

00:06:34.160 i find very very rude and i'm like hey did you pick that up from logan because he does it to you

00:06:38.840 like that's not cool y'all need to stop i know that's what i said i'm working on it's a horrible

00:06:43.040 character i swear to god women in the past have complained about this with me it's it's it's not 0.99

00:06:48.700 meant to be rude it's not meant to be offensive but like fuck you're not gonna like to hear this 0.92

00:06:52.760 but boil down if what i'm doing even if it's not true if what i'm doing in my mind is more important 0.97

00:06:59.420 than what's happening because by the way i can't even register on the scale of importance

00:07:03.440 what you're saying and how important it is

00:07:05.780 because I don't even hear it,

00:07:07.820 we're destined for failure there.

00:07:11.240 If I have a hard time compartmentalizing

00:07:13.860 the significance of the things going on around me,

00:07:17.000 which I think is the core of this problem,

00:07:18.980 and not being able to truly spread myself out.

00:07:22.640 Yeah, and I mean, that's exactly what I told him.

00:07:24.740 It made me feel like anything I have to say is unimportant

00:07:28.020 and he doesn't find me to be important.

00:07:29.840 How many times does this stem from you guys being on your phone?

00:07:33.440 oh well well that problem precisely for me it's actually is worse because i won't even be on my

00:07:39.240 phone sometimes right i'll just be like looking into the distance thinking about god knows what

00:07:43.420 but having some sort of vision in my mind about xyz can i i just want to defend you and maybe

00:07:48.660 by default myself here sometimes with the amount of time we spend with our significant others it's

00:07:56.280 almost like that has to happen at some point because i spend so i spend so much time with

00:08:01.080 so at what point do you find a way to detach without fully detaching no i told him the way

00:08:07.420 that he was handling handling it is rude by acting like i'm not talking at all like i didn't know you 0.86

00:08:12.660 were taught similarly to him i didn't even fucking know i was i'm on my phone right now i'll get back 0.85

00:08:18.940 to you or you can repeat that whenever i'm done like just like that's what i say that's what i 0.85

00:08:22.580 say with josie so now so now i do this i i say maybe i'm downloading something right now can you

00:08:27.840 give me two minutes so i can give you my full attention because i want to yeah yeah that's

00:08:31.960 that's helped that's helped we all we also ran into uh uh and and that brings up like the bigger

00:08:36.440 point in life right now which is this question about being present and just like how much you

00:08:40.680 know time should we be being present with our lovers and and spending time but we also ran

00:08:44.880 into another little issue this weekend that that turned into a bigger issue and i already know your

00:08:49.600 thoughts on it but uh i got invited to a dinner by my friend faze banks oh and and also tav and

00:08:57.060 hold on let me explain i'll explain it no i'm not gonna twist it i'll tell it the right way

00:09:02.200 and so i got i'm gonna keep it straight i got invited this dinner now amara was away she was

00:09:06.060 in big bear with her friends on a girl's trip and uh and and i was like i really want to see

00:09:11.880 banks and tav and and you know banks the notorious bad boy of youtube he's a bad man that guy in a

00:09:18.260 good way it just means like that's a bad bad man he uh he said yo leo let's go out to dinner let's

00:09:23.140 go to this place called boa steakhouse which where everybody's going i mean it's the new spot it's

00:09:27.040 the new spot where the paparazzis hang out with the tiktok kids go right yeah and so he i'm about

00:09:32.600 to leave it's like 20 minutes before i leave and i get a text message that says uh yeah we're all 0.99

00:09:36.340 gonna meet there it's gonna be me tom and a couple and i was like fuck fuck i know i know how this 0.98

00:09:47.020 story ends i've seen this movie i've seen this movie it doesn't end well for me i'm i'm the guy 0.99

00:09:52.260 that tries to run from the scream guy

00:09:54.160 and he gets it and I get stabbed.

00:09:55.560 Okay, but what's the ratio?

00:09:57.040 Do you know at this point?

00:09:58.040 What's the ratio?

00:09:59.020 It can't be one to one.

00:09:59.960 So then I hear the ratio.

00:10:01.260 Oh, no.

00:10:02.260 Not like this.

00:10:03.060 It's one to one, dude.

00:10:04.140 Three girls, three guys.

00:10:05.180 And I said, yo, hey, guys, 1.00

00:10:07.180 I don't want to sound like a fucking vagina. 1.00

00:10:11.800 But I can't go to this fucking dinner, dude. 1.00

00:10:13.940 Three guys, three girls. 1.00

00:10:15.320 Optically, that is a disaster for Big Mike.

00:10:17.740 I said it via text.

00:10:20.140 And then I got a call from Faze Banks 1.00

00:10:21.940 that said, you fucking pussy. 1.00

00:10:24.240 You're coming to the fucking dinner. 1.00

00:10:26.040 And I was on, I was playing Warzone. 1.00

00:10:28.060 I was with my squad.

00:10:29.600 And I told one of my squad mates,

00:10:31.600 it's a girl, Jer Bear, shout out JB.

00:10:33.600 And she said, Mike, you can't go to that dinner.

00:10:36.180 And everybody else on the team said, 1.00

00:10:37.320 Mike, you can't go to that fucking dinner. 1.00

00:10:40.600 And I went to the fucking dinner. 1.00

00:10:42.060 I showed up. 1.00

00:10:42.760 I showed up and I sat there

00:10:43.900 and there was no foul play.

00:10:45.280 I didn't talk to nobody.

00:10:46.940 I was completely respectful.

00:10:48.360 You told me it was just you, Todd and Banks

00:10:51.560 at a business dinner.

00:10:53.580 I didn't say that precisely.

00:10:55.460 I didn't say that it would just be us.

00:10:56.840 I was not very explicit about anything.

00:10:58.740 We don't know.

00:11:01.140 So you lost some gray areas, Mike.

00:11:04.740 So there was gray areas

00:11:07.020 because I was worried to tell her.

00:11:09.380 Because of, we all know Amara's reactions.

00:11:12.300 Also, let me stick up for you.

00:11:14.420 It was semi-business related.

00:11:16.100 I'm sure there was at least one

00:11:17.800 business conversation involved.

00:11:19.360 The worst part was

00:11:20.780 is that he told me

00:11:21.780 that it was just that

00:11:22.640 and then someone's up

00:11:23.340 in his videos

00:11:23.900 and I see the girls

00:11:24.720 just talking about

00:11:25.360 oh my god

00:11:26.200 I was so drunk

00:11:27.100 the other night

00:11:27.860 so I want to

00:11:30.260 so I want to bring this

00:11:30.920 so I want to bring this

00:11:31.840 question up

00:11:32.220 and by the way

00:11:32.820 another funny part

00:11:34.000 about this dinner is

00:11:34.860 five feet from Elon Musk 1.00

00:11:37.360 oh shit 0.99

00:11:38.400 I don't know if I'm 1.00

00:11:38.940 supposed to say that 1.00

00:11:39.620 fuck it 1.00

00:11:40.140 we're letting it 1.00

00:11:40.760 we're letting it play

00:11:41.300 I don't know if he was

00:11:42.060 supposed to be there

00:11:42.660 do we want to piss off Elon

00:11:44.080 do you really

00:11:45.060 do we care

00:11:45.440 do you care

00:11:45.840 I don't care

00:11:46.620 this is my podcast

00:11:49.060 okay

00:11:49.340 deal on musk and grimes they were there eating dinner i don't know exactly what's wrong with

00:11:55.200 that but wearing full protective like spacesuits right okay and then by the way we went and then

00:11:59.400 i took amara back two days later and quavo and saweetie were there beat this boa steakhouse is

00:12:03.700 getting everybody out yeah but um it brings up this question how does that work exactly it doesn't

00:12:11.280 okay it doesn't that's what you made your first mistake i told you as bro you know me i'm the

00:12:16.500 anti-simp simp right like i'm a simp but i'm also anti-simp like my girlfriend wants me to hold her

00:12:21.480 person in public maybe i'll take it but i'm diving behind a car right okay but even i i said yo you

00:12:29.620 can't do that you just can't do that and if you are a text like hey i'm at this dinner just a

00:12:35.900 little appreciation text hey i'm at this dinner i was told that there wouldn't be three girls here

00:12:41.120 there are i can leave if you want i'd like to not i'm not talking to them but i wanted to let you

00:12:45.120 know but you understand but you understand why i didn't do that right because you were afraid

00:12:49.500 because i was afraid of a reaction yeah but this is the classic case of like this is the classic

00:12:53.080 case of like if when not if when she finds out she's gonna be here so here's how when i explained

00:12:59.360 it to banks he said listen obviously with his ex-girlfriend elissa we all know that they weren't

00:13:05.080 always on perfect terms right and he said dude i got very used to the scenario of damned if i do 0.91

00:13:11.320 Damned if I don't 0.88

00:13:12.600 If I tell the girl I'm going to dinner 1.00

00:13:14.180 And there's going to be girls there 1.00

00:13:15.200 She's coming to the fucking restaurant 1.00

00:13:16.980 Guns blazing 1.00

00:13:18.300 Who the fuck are these rat fucking horse 1.00

00:13:20.880 Fuck this bitch 1.00

00:13:21.800 Not with my man bitch 1.00

00:13:23.360 And if I don't 1.00

00:13:24.940 You would do that

00:13:25.820 You would have drove from Big Bear

00:13:28.400 Or flown

00:13:29.360 You would have got a private jet

00:13:31.040 And flown in and been like 1.00

00:13:32.760 Who the fuck do you think you are 0.99

00:13:34.440 Eating dinner with my man 1.00

00:13:35.260 I know you

00:13:36.100 I know you

00:13:37.380 Okay

00:13:38.840 And so when she's

00:13:39.900 Not that crazy

00:13:40.620 Was that a ghost in the house

00:13:45.300 Or was that Mike's girlfriend

00:13:46.280 But yes you're absolutely right

00:13:48.500 I told her afterwards I said yo listen

00:13:50.680 I shouldn't have gone

00:13:52.160 I shouldn't have gone I dropped the ball

00:13:54.260 I'm very fucking sorry because honestly like optically 1.00

00:13:56.480 That's a disaster you got three guys you got three girls 1.00

00:13:58.760 But it was 0.95

00:13:59.900 He also paid for their dinner

00:14:03.100 And drinks

00:14:03.840 Who did

00:14:04.260 Ready for this

00:14:06.380 The bill comes

00:14:07.680 It was a thousand bucks

00:14:10.000 And two cards are in it

00:14:12.980 And the thing gets passed to me 1.00

00:14:14.260 And I'm like I'm either gonna look like a cheap fuck 1.00

00:14:16.660 Or 1.00

00:14:17.380 Oh he didn't pay for all of it

00:14:19.960 No

00:14:20.580 Imagine I itemized

00:14:24.700 Amaro would want me to itemize

00:14:27.640 Can I please see what everyone ate

00:14:29.640 And I will divvy up a third of only the boys

00:14:31.700 On paper technically that works

00:14:33.740 But that can't happen in real life

00:14:35.060 I'm actually calling Mason

00:14:36.020 She is

00:14:38.920 she's facetiming a refund i'm dead serious that's amazing through venmo probably yeah

00:14:44.020 or or manual labor like will they come over and cut your grass apple so yeah so anyways that was

00:14:50.340 that was a little bit stressful and it was a it was just a learning experience like just

00:14:53.860 you know maybe listen to your squad mates yeah 100 when does when does big mike need his own big

00:14:59.360 mike like you're you're logan's mike but when does mike get his own mike no no it's gonna be me it's

00:15:05.160 gonna be me i will become big logan and be big mike's big mike which he is already it's just you

00:15:10.100 you just didn't listen to him i talked to him after i see i see but you need your squad i just 0.96

00:15:17.000 didn't see i just didn't see the fucking issue i was like i'm not i don't care like the thing 0.99

00:15:21.560 about it is like girls act or certain girls act like you give a fuck that there's three girls i 0.99

00:15:27.200 didn't even care that there were three girls at the table i was just there to be my homies bro 0.99

00:15:31.300 Were they hot? 1.00

00:15:33.000 Oh, yeah.

00:15:33.540 You're going to get me to answer that question right now.

00:15:36.220 And actually, you know what?

00:15:37.280 You know what?

00:15:37.720 Yes, I will.

00:15:38.360 I will answer that question. 0.99

00:15:39.880 They were fucking busted, bro. 0.99

00:15:43.060 They were busted, bro. 1.00

00:15:46.700 Is that what you wanted to hear?

00:15:48.360 No, that's not what I wanted to hear.

00:15:49.540 But I personally, like, they were like, okay.

00:15:51.460 They look like they live in Oklahoma.

00:15:53.820 Wait, they were okay?

00:15:55.300 It's a great state.

00:15:55.820 Oklahoma.

00:15:56.600 Oh, my God.

00:15:57.200 They're okay.

00:15:57.920 Tuscaloosa?

00:15:58.560 All right, so anyway, sorry.

00:16:00.240 Was that Alabama?

00:16:01.020 that was just a story i had from the weekend all right so say you're at that restaurant yeah yeah

00:16:04.380 and then you go to the bathroom and to wash your hands yeah do you wet your hands first

00:16:09.780 and then put soap on or do you put soap on first i i have always had trouble with this soap first

00:16:16.080 people i'm okay i'm so sorry me too okay ready for that those are the same people that put the 1.00

00:16:21.440 milk in the bowl before the cereal motherfucker you sick fucks you you put a little water on 0.99

00:16:27.140 your hands you you do soap first no but i'm just saying that doesn't mean it does not equate to 1.00

00:16:32.200 people putting milk who in this room does so first danny does but then how are you going to

00:16:37.760 turn the water on if you got soap all over your hands and you're getting soap in the thing 0.91

00:16:40.640 guys guys you tell me you the the uh what's your perfect order operations on this one it's water

00:16:50.700 soap water but the consistency of soap on a dry palm makes no sense to me you're playing with

00:16:57.040 fire and soap no see i know no with the toothbrush i'll go straight up paste wet it mouth

00:17:07.480 what do you do so no water on the toothpaste then here's what here's where i think these 1.00

00:17:15.260 people messed up they had moms that put the bubble bath substance into the empty tub before the water

00:17:23.180 was in it like you understand for failure yeah exactly you were genetically like the genetic

00:17:28.020 cheese it's yeah you you were destined for failure like my mom would run a bath make sure the water

00:17:33.300 was the right temperature like a normal human and then start to throw in some of that bubble

00:17:36.200 right under the faucet so it bubbles up so it starts to bubble up and you know you get the

00:17:41.080 bubbles and you get the softness and beautiful right yeah otherwise it just sticks to the bottom 0.98

00:17:45.500 of the sticks to the bottom of the fucking tub yeah you can't do that you can't do that okay so 0.98

00:17:49.440 i see what's happening and i was just wondering because this is another one of those things 0.99

00:17:52.140 Because apparently when you really observe the behavior of your best friends, you realize they might not be your best friends.

00:17:58.500 What about bathroom attendants?

00:18:00.600 Oh, the people who stand there and hand you the towels?

00:18:02.640 What are we supposed to do?

00:18:03.340 I didn't ask you to do that to me.

00:18:04.500 We could have this conversation for a decade.

00:18:07.160 It's tricky.

00:18:08.060 Why are they there?

00:18:10.740 To attend you.

00:18:12.020 To make sure you're not.

00:18:13.040 No, it's not.

00:18:13.740 No, it's not.

00:18:14.320 What are they doing? 0.99

00:18:14.800 Do you want to know why bathroom attendants are there? 1.00

00:18:16.880 To give you mints? 1.00

00:18:17.520 No.

00:18:18.580 To make you feel bad about the fact that you don't have any singles on you. 0.98

00:18:21.160 The only fucking reason, only reason you think it's to make you feel more luxurious about 0.97

00:18:26.440 the restaurant you're at or make your experience better. 0.99

00:18:28.620 It is to shame you about the fact that you do not carry cash in the digital area.

00:18:32.840 That is the only reason.

00:18:34.280 How many times one of those guys handed you a Starburst and you're just like, oh, I've

00:18:39.440 never been handed a Starburst.

00:18:41.620 You want a Starburst or a mint or something like that?

00:18:43.960 And they go to hand it to you and you're almost like, yo, that's candy from strangers.

00:18:48.240 What are you trying to do here?

00:18:50.000 You think I'm just going to.

00:18:51.160 well that's what they they're they're they're built for that i haven't met a bathroom attendant

00:18:55.460 who isn't like the dopest dude ever like bro they have to vet these people to be like extremely

00:18:59.980 likable guys i bet it's harder to get a job being a bathroom attendant than it is to get into harvard 0.99

00:19:04.940 no it's proven it's proven i can't deny these people and i i never have singles i'm a fucking 0.52

00:19:10.320 millennial dude i barely have apple pay but i got venmo if you want to get venmoed yeah but like 0.83

00:19:16.060 sometimes i'll be having a great night i go and i can't tip the bathroom guy and i know i need a

00:19:22.340 mint because i just had like garlic but i can't or floss even i became obsessed with flossing my

00:19:27.420 flossing my teeth but i why are they there but like how many times you bought cologne in the

00:19:31.480 bathroom or like a whole people do that like new white t-shirt people do that swear to god if you

00:19:37.340 spill how many how many times you spill on your uh shirt at dinner it happens all the time i guess

00:19:42.560 unless you do the napkin tuck you ever you ever worn a napkin in your shirt like that

00:19:46.160 like tony soprano yeah i have not a professional

00:19:49.240 they know what bathroom to every everybody whether it's a graduation dinner you've been

00:19:58.820 you've been to something also like what's it like to be in there i i don't like to be in a public

00:20:03.460 bathroom for a long period of time anyway but like they work in the room they work there they

00:20:08.500 can do anything too do you know do you know that if i ever needed someone offed i would go to one

00:20:15.360 of the bathroom attendants absolutely do you know there's no one i would go to that one trick pony

00:20:20.020 no absolutely a great movie jack of all trades yes the guy that like the bathroom attendant that

00:20:24.380 he's giving you starburst but it's actually acid and then you open up the like allison wonderland

00:20:28.440 but he's also a murderer yes contract 100 and he'll like iron that's what i'm saying they have

00:20:36.720 they have those that's why you have to be so qualified that's why i said it's probably harder

00:20:39.820 to get that job then because you're also a hitman drug dealer yes if you if you give the code word 0.98

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00:21:54.040 Back to the program.

00:21:55.020 I got a DM from Calix.

00:21:58.660 calyx i don't know i don't know how to say the name that wasn't meant to be disrespect is it

00:22:03.180 it's calyx probably calyx from the sidemen squad the other day hello big mike love the night show

00:22:10.060 with you the night show with you and lana i've got some new jays coming out tomorrow and i'm

00:22:14.720 super nervous about how they'll do do you and logan fancy tweeting them or i can give you a

00:22:19.620 20 discount code for the website why are you laughing they sold out in 83 seconds in 63

00:22:27.300 seconds so so so 20 seconds so here so hear me out it sends this picture of him on a phone shoe 0.99

00:22:32.680 shoe phone i wish you would have picked it up so i could have had some you fucker and and so 0.96

00:22:37.240 why don't i have and so i and so i responded i'm down for a retweet to support bro like i didn't 0.98

00:22:42.980 even think for a second that he was like that there was anything disrespectful about it he goes

00:22:47.680 bro that was harry they tied me up and controlled my twitter harry and annison gibb oh no and they

00:22:53.660 messaged me on a video and said yo would you and logan be down a support for a 20 off discount code

00:22:59.220 and i didn't even think for i didn't even think for a second that like i was being tricked or

00:23:04.580 that i was being disrespected so my my immediate response like in an effort to always build 0.60

00:23:09.440 bridges was of course we'll do that i didn't even fucking realize that it was these two guys 0.57

00:23:14.580 you got it with youtubers you got to be careful always you got to smell the waters and if the 0.85

00:23:19.000 waters are smelly know that they're smelling yeah 63 seconds he sold out the shoes man and

00:23:25.180 i don't know any other influencers that have done their own shoes yet it was interesting i've never

00:23:29.480 seen it uh i always look you know as a businessman i always look to see uh what type of model has

00:23:35.560 been done especially especially with selling yeah you know so uh like austin mcbroom just

00:23:39.600 launches juices the silly juice yeah uh and he asked he asked me if i wanted to do a juice collab

00:23:44.980 you know come out with a line of my own juice logan's lime let's call it whatever whatever 0.90

00:23:49.120 flavor it would be and i said um it's interesting i'd love first to see how your silly juice does

00:23:54.360 because i've never seen a d to c beverage from an influencer i haven't seen that model yet right it

00:24:00.740 would be semi-silly juice pun intended for me to just jump into this business without knowing

00:24:05.260 what the uh what the actual product moves like yeah okay a direct to consumer juice i don't know

00:24:10.700 a direct-to-consumer

00:24:11.900 is it direct-to-consumer

00:24:12.800 it has to be

00:24:13.760 direct-to-consumer

00:24:14.720 shoe

00:24:15.520 is it a Nike collab

00:24:16.980 I don't know

00:24:17.580 exactly

00:24:17.800 no

00:24:18.060 I don't believe so

00:24:19.600 but once again

00:24:20.220 I'm completely

00:24:20.820 uneducated on the topic

00:24:22.760 that I brought up

00:24:23.440 on our show

00:24:23.980 and I don't have

00:24:25.200 an answer for that

00:24:26.020 but I think it was

00:24:26.720 no I think he designed it

00:24:27.800 and found a partner

00:24:28.760 for him to have

00:24:29.380 his own shoe

00:24:30.060 then why did he say

00:24:30.880 Jordans

00:24:31.380 I think that was just 1.00

00:24:33.600 Harry being an asshole 1.00

00:24:34.480 like just like 1.00

00:24:35.320 fucking around 0.99

00:24:35.720 so they're really just like 0.99

00:24:36.820 yeah I'm gonna find out

00:24:37.660 shoes are tricky

00:24:38.620 shoes are tricky 0.98

00:24:39.700 Did you see Lonzo talking shit about his own shoe? 0.98

00:24:42.880 They weren't ready. 0.99

00:24:43.860 They weren't ready.

00:24:44.520 He was playing in them because he wanted to move product.

00:24:46.680 That's like a high-performance shoe.

00:24:48.120 How long does it take to actually make that?

00:24:49.960 This is his brand.

00:24:51.280 Shoes are difficult.

00:24:53.080 They're wearing turrets.

00:24:54.480 Above all apparel, athleisure, clothing, accessories,

00:24:59.200 shoes are the most worn and torn.

00:25:01.660 So you got to make sure that they're ace by the time you release them.

00:25:04.060 Especially if you're playing in the NBA.

00:25:05.700 No two ways.

00:25:06.620 There's no side name here.

00:25:08.100 I was going to say not woe ways.

00:25:09.520 i know i know no but i like the name too season one exuberance shop and it's sold out and it's

00:25:14.900 cool just be just you know i mean i'm sure he's done his product testing he said he said he's

00:25:19.380 been planning it for eight months just shoes fall the fuck apart like a lot of a lot of people are

00:25:24.860 disappointed when they receive uh the influencers product especially with merch merch merch proper

00:25:32.960 falls apart your clothes get worn they shrink in the dryer whatever it is and uh that's why

00:25:39.040 I'm so proud of Maverick Clothing 0.98

00:25:40.780 for how fucking dope we are. 0.99

00:25:43.280 Yeah, but... 0.99

00:25:43.800 Good stuff.

00:25:44.480 Yeah, shout out Calix, though.

00:25:46.340 Yeah, congrats, bro.

00:25:46.960 That's awesome.

00:25:47.220 Had a lot of soul.

00:25:50.860 Why'd you say that?

00:25:52.540 Why'd you say that all eerie?

00:25:53.860 I don't know.

00:25:54.340 I just, you know, a lot of...

00:25:56.720 You know, he clearly is getting laced up.

00:25:59.680 Those roll off the tongue, don't they?

00:26:02.520 Oh!

00:26:03.760 He would easily know how to make a dog heal.

00:26:05.820 Ah, I see.

00:26:06.760 Just shoe puns.

00:26:07.620 It's fine.

00:26:08.440 It's fine. 0.97

00:26:09.040 So, like, it's fine, but, like, Josie's been taking her finger and putting it around my butthole still, so it doesn't stop. 0.98

00:26:20.080 Go back on. 0.80

00:26:20.420 It doesn't stop, and I came here as a man to express this to you people because I'm so confused.

00:26:28.040 A, why?

00:26:29.180 I've made it so clear, and I've been so explicit about the fact that she needs to stop because I don't like it.

00:26:36.340 I don't like it.

00:26:37.300 Do you do this to Mike? 1.00

00:26:39.040 So, Josie, if you're watching this, the way to get the closest I've ever gotten to Mike's butthole, like actually getting inside of it, is you have to promise a blowjob while you do it. 0.99

00:26:50.060 And then when you're doing the blowjob, casually slip your finger halfway inside of it. 0.99

00:26:55.660 Mike let me do it the other day. 0.99

00:26:56.740 That's a lie.

00:26:57.620 Be honest.

00:26:58.600 Tell the truth.

00:26:59.260 Tell the truth.

00:26:59.660 No, babe, half my fingertip was inside of it.

00:27:01.980 If you did that, I didn't notice.

00:27:04.040 Yeah, because it's so loose.

00:27:05.360 No, I'm just kidding.

00:27:06.220 Get out of here. 0.97

00:27:07.040 Get out of here.

00:27:07.460 She calls it a rusty trombone, but I don't do the insertion.

00:27:10.640 Listen, there's not a guy out there right now.

00:27:12.380 There's not a guy out there right now who won't admit that if, you know, a girl ended up exploring the region.

00:27:19.360 Okay.

00:27:20.260 You want to explore the region.

00:27:24.200 Go ahead.

00:27:25.400 Explore. 1.00

00:27:26.040 Be a fucking, be a tourist. 1.00

00:27:27.720 You want to drill for oil. 1.00

00:27:30.060 No, no, no.

00:27:31.180 You keep your drill bit out of the ground.

00:27:35.420 But by what?

00:27:37.360 Exploring.

00:27:38.240 Well, I'm getting violent.

00:27:39.880 Good, good.

00:27:40.720 I do. 0.88

00:27:41.580 I snap on her.

00:27:42.300 No, because, you know, it's no longer exploring.

00:27:44.980 I can't trust her.

00:27:46.060 I can't tell when she's going to try to dig for oil.

00:27:48.260 And she doesn't have the blueprints and schematics drawn up. 0.87

00:27:50.760 She's got no game plan. 0.71

00:27:52.400 And so, yeah, dude, she starts, like, you know, getting a little aggressive.

00:27:55.340 And I noticed, like, at first it was like, stop.

00:27:58.360 Stop.

00:27:58.800 Now I'm getting really irritated.

00:27:59.800 It's like, yo, back up.

00:28:01.700 On the finger.

00:28:02.480 Just on the finger.

00:28:03.140 Just on her hand.

00:28:03.660 You're not talking.

00:28:04.240 You're not like.

00:28:04.940 No, just like. 0.97

00:28:06.380 I don't know how to say this, but also I'm defending the integrity of my rectum. 0.91

00:28:10.740 I don't think it's that bad if I'm like, yo, like I told you to stop. 0.96

00:28:13.860 You need to stop.

00:28:14.460 It's getting to a point where like we're going to start throwing hands.

00:28:17.780 And the worst part is we really start throwing hands.

00:28:20.200 Because I'll do this. 1.00

00:28:21.080 I'll go cut the shit. 1.00

00:28:22.620 And then she'll hit me back harder. 1.00

00:28:25.020 And now I'm like, yo, like fully squared up with my girlfriend.

00:28:27.480 Well, I mean, you could put that hand away.

00:28:29.180 You know you're not going to use that one.

00:28:30.180 I do now.

00:28:30.800 I do now.

00:28:31.420 I do now.

00:28:32.100 Prostate massage.

00:28:33.060 You know, that's like a thing, right?

00:28:34.100 Prostate massage.

00:28:35.080 Yeah. 0.99

00:28:35.340 Now you're being crazy. 0.92

00:28:36.980 Look it up.

00:28:37.860 Google it.

00:28:38.300 First off, where is the prostate? 1.00

00:28:40.120 It's inside your butthole. 1.00

00:28:41.360 Why would I want that massage? 1.00

00:28:42.800 And you're supposed to get the best orgasm of all time if a girl is like, I feel bad 1.00

00:28:47.960 because Danny is here. 0.96

00:28:48.840 Danny earmuffs.

00:28:49.760 Danny earmuffs.

00:28:50.340 Well, I mean, scientifically, this is supposedly supposed to be true.

00:28:53.820 There's a male G-spot in the ball. 0.99

00:28:55.320 Is your prostate a G-spot? 0.99

00:28:57.700 Oh, check it out. 0.99

00:28:58.280 The prostate or male G-spot is a small organ that can provide pleasure. 0.98

00:29:01.700 it is located internally between the base of the penis and the rectum 0.88

00:29:06.460 so you have to go in and around that's the most horrifying thing i've ever heard 0.97

00:29:10.620 that's the most horrifying thing i've ever heard 0.99

00:29:12.840 my ex-husband who let me finger his butthole was i promised a prostate massage but i actually did 0.98

00:29:17.740 research on it but i couldn't find the prostate you're really adding a lot of spice to this show 0.94

00:29:21.660 wow i appreciate it here here's another cheat code josie if you're watching this and i don't

00:29:26.040 think you are um she adds a sound effect that that light that lightens it a little bit so

00:29:34.200 so what i would recommend to you josie is

00:29:36.260 no i mean when she starts no not no not when she's exploring the region when she tries to

00:29:45.900 drill for oil like this she goes she goes oh and that makes me feel a little bit more like

00:29:54.380 playful about it, but at the same time still

00:29:56.580 I know you're trying to

00:29:58.600 trick me with your childish undertones

00:30:00.600 with your boop. I don't want

00:30:02.540 a fucking boop, dude. That makes me feel like something's gonna pop 0.99

00:30:04.760 which, like

00:30:05.560 I just picture myself

00:30:08.400 imploding.

00:30:11.600 A boop can lead to

00:30:12.620 a poop. I can't be the only one.

00:30:14.620 Boys, comment below. I'm gonna put a poll

00:30:16.600 on the screen right here. Caleb, let's mark this down.

00:30:18.800 Poll right here. Does your girlfriend go

00:30:20.560 for the sphincter or is it just me?

00:30:22.780 And do you get violent? Never mind.

00:30:24.380 uh there's some big ufc fights this weekend you guys see didn't watch them but let's talk what

00:30:29.200 happened to sean o'malley peace i didn't watch uh yeah sugar sean o'malley he was a he is an

00:30:37.300 up-and-coming prospect in the ufc like one of the most promised uh promising fighters and he just

00:30:42.180 had a bad bout he stumbled over his foot oh some people think it may have been because of the leg

00:30:49.200 kick an opponent through but he stumbled

00:30:51.320 over his foot and I bet

00:30:53.300 he broke it or tweaked it pulled a muscle

00:30:55.440 or something and he basically couldn't put any

00:30:57.380 weight on it in the first round and then he

00:30:59.300 ended up getting TKO'd because he was

00:31:01.240 you know fighting on one leg which is

00:31:03.260 almost impossible in the UFC 0.97

00:31:05.300 but it sucks 0.96

00:31:07.320 it sucks because I realize it's about fighting 0.94

00:31:09.460 and 0.92

00:31:11.400 I hate to say it especially

00:31:12.780 because of what happened

00:31:15.320 to Sean and Daniel

00:31:17.280 Cormier

00:31:17.720 if you're a fighter you can make or break your legacy in one night in one moment in one moment

00:31:27.560 your entire legacy could be made or broken okay i i swear to god i swear to god but let's let's

00:31:36.080 let's i'll hear you out but uh let's forward to the championship fight stipe miocic versus

00:31:40.700 daniel cormier sure it's the trilogy yeah if daniel cormier wins he's he's the greatest

00:31:47.440 heavyweight of all time okay if he doesn't win he's the second best in two divisions that's it

00:31:51.480 that's his legacy if Stipe wins he's the greatest heavyweight heavyweight of all time yeah he won

00:31:56.060 Stipe will be remembered for a very very long time Daniel Cormier will as well of course

00:32:01.600 but there's something to the actual victory itself that cannot be taken away yeah I could

00:32:09.000 see that for DC and Stipe but I mean Sean's like early into his career so how could the one loss

00:32:15.140 on the road to maybe something greater determine his entire legacy i don't know i don't think you

00:32:20.700 were saying that but i i agree with you know daniel cormier he's amazing fighter people are

00:32:24.740 gonna remember him as a freaking boss isn't he like a legend in the space regardless of what

00:32:29.000 happened the other night sure he is he is but he won't go down as a legend uh he held the title 0.90

00:32:35.440 he won't go down as one of the most legendary fighters in heavyweight history he just won't

00:32:40.660 I thought he was like a household name.

00:32:42.740 No, I mean, yes and no.

00:32:44.280 Yes and no.

00:32:45.460 And he's on the, maybe we're getting too specific

00:32:48.420 because he's also like a part of UFC and he's a commentator, right?

00:32:50.880 That's why I think he's, I love Daniel Cormier

00:32:53.340 because of who he is as a person,

00:32:54.660 which is why my heart broke when he lost.

00:32:57.100 Like he's just a likable, awesome, articulate guy

00:33:00.160 who commentates for the UFC when he's not fighting in the UFC.

00:33:03.620 He's awesome.

00:33:04.320 He's a well-rounded, he's a wrestling coach, bro.

00:33:06.220 He like spends time with high schoolers,

00:33:08.060 teaching them how to be the best wrestlers.

00:33:10.240 Awesome.

00:33:10.660 And seeing this dude just have his title stripped away from him by another man who was a Stipe Miocic, who's an incredible human being from Cleveland, Ohio.

00:33:19.280 From Cleveland, Ohio.

00:33:20.420 Like, I played softball with Stipe.

00:33:22.780 And we've spoken, and he is a firefighter, just a standout family guy.

00:33:29.220 And in this particular night, one of them had to come out victorious, and it literally broke my heart because Daniel Cormier got his eye poked in, like, the fourth round.

00:33:39.160 and and and was blind in his eye for the remainder of the fight detached cornea torn cornea yeah

00:33:44.060 and so and so um it just it made me again once once again realize the significance of what it

00:33:52.420 means to be a professional fighter it is it is one of the craziest careers in the entire world

00:33:58.260 i think fighters are highly underpaid yeah i think the ufc is uh sort of feeling some of

00:34:05.500 the repercussions and consequences of that as their fighters are uh getting a little angsty

00:34:10.320 john jones is out he's no longer fighting in the ufc really yep yep that was where's he going it's

00:34:17.560 breaking i don't know but it's who knows why you know maybe it's because he's not getting paid

00:34:22.740 enough but if you look at the net worth of the top boxer on the planet it is much higher than

00:34:28.560 the net worth of the top mma fighter on the planet and that's connor and he's even an outlier

00:34:32.900 who's second best they're not even fucking close to connor not even close maybe maybe going back

00:34:39.260 to the legacy thing maybe the fight game isn't his entire legacy maybe his fight legacy is 0.58

00:34:44.000 diminished sure i it's i'm not even talking about sean uh o'malley just sean because he's a great

00:34:50.120 fighter like he really is and i'm sure he's gonna make a sick comeback and if that's even what he

00:34:53.900 wants to do but it just it's uh it it literally is the most dangerous game that's a chance he's

00:35:00.480 take you you step into that ring you gotta lay it on the line you win you win you lose you lose

00:35:04.540 whatever what are you gonna do you do your best right you hope to come out on top but like would

00:35:09.460 you all right let's go super hypothetical you enter the ufc you're a boss now you picked up

00:35:14.760 all the skills you needed you got elbows sharp as blades unlikely but you got crazy takedowns all

00:35:19.740 this stuff and you're consistently one of the best but you lose every single fight you know you could

00:35:25.160 beat conor mcgregor okay right you could beat everyone but you lose every single time and

00:35:28.620 You're just like technically one of the best, but you lose every time.

00:35:31.220 How does that affect your personal legacy?

00:35:33.340 Like you tried, you did all this stuff, but you just got bested every time.

00:35:36.360 No one cares.

00:35:37.220 No one cares who's second best. 0.99

00:35:38.820 No one gives a fuck. 0.99

00:35:39.900 It's true. 0.98

00:35:40.580 Sometimes people don't even care about who's first best,

00:35:42.660 depending on like what other verticals of your life you're doing.

00:35:45.540 Yeah.

00:35:46.380 Because you have all of the other stuff you've done.

00:35:49.220 So your UFC career absolutely failed.

00:35:51.140 But like your legacy.

00:35:52.120 Oh, me, Logan Paul. 0.99

00:35:52.960 Oh, I don't give a fuck, but I'm a cheat code. 0.99

00:35:55.860 A lot of fighters. 0.99

00:35:56.840 Yeah.

00:35:58.020 Yeah.

00:35:58.620 i i'm a cheat code because i can't do that thing and have a pretty uh stable fallback a lot of

00:36:05.140 fighters don't have time to have a fall but that's it yeah if you want to be one of the best fighters

00:36:09.300 in the world you better be dedicating and devoting all of your time to that and what about i mean now

00:36:14.760 we can go back to sean he's got a youtube channel have you seen his stuff i'm sure he's hilarious

00:36:18.120 he's got i think he's got a million followers on instagram now you've seen his goof around videos

00:36:22.220 because he's hilarious he doesn't take himself so seriously but then again you have to wonder

00:36:26.660 is that why he lost the fight like he's dicking around well not not maybe not dicking around but

00:36:33.160 he he has videos of him that were hilarious but he has videos him like smoking and training and

00:36:37.520 doing cartwheels in front car wheels and so like i guess yeah dicking around is the right the right

00:36:42.600 word i wish i could add i mean the conversation about legacy i could definitely talk to i mean

00:36:48.000 during the fight i was watching silver linings playbook so i can't fucking speak on the fighting 0.59

00:36:51.760 and all you guys know that i love when you guys riff about the fighting but uh i to imagine that 0.85

00:36:56.560 your legacy can be decided now fighting i think is the one place where your argument probably

00:37:02.100 stands up at least to an extent that's what i'm talking about because basketball like

00:37:05.360 dwayne wade plays at the same time as lebron james everybody knows that that lebron's the 0.99

00:37:11.020 fucking goat or one of the goats right but dwayne wade is also he's a dog a fucking dog and so is 0.98

00:37:17.960 carden and so are all these guys these guys will all be remembered but that's a team sport i'm 0.99

00:37:22.200 talking i'm talking specifically about fighting and why it hits so close to home is because i

00:37:27.060 i am now a fighter i do combat sports i have my whole life and it just is dude i know what it

00:37:32.820 takes to be an actual professional fighter right to get in the ring to do those to do those jogs 0.98

00:37:39.840 at 8 p.m until 11 p.m to hit the bag a billion times the bag literally until your fucking fists 0.99

00:37:46.620 are twice the size of the normal size because of how swollen they are to sit in the ice bath 0.99

00:37:51.940 to eat regimented meals every single day to go to physical uh sports rehab and physical therapy

00:37:57.140 to make sure your body is ace and then to just not come out with the victory i mean i guess like

00:38:02.140 anecdotally i would know exactly what that's like but again it didn't affect me that way because i

00:38:05.960 have i have oh god it's okay uh could we take a technical break i have a fallback i have a podcast

00:38:15.820 by the way

00:38:16.400 that I'm very good at.

00:38:19.140 Except when it comes

00:38:20.040 to navigating

00:38:20.620 the equipment.

00:38:22.360 Wow.

00:38:23.200 Shout out to the 1.00

00:38:23.900 fucking fighters. 1.00

00:38:25.160 Dana White 1.00

00:38:25.560 pay him more. 0.99

00:38:27.200 Pay him more.

00:38:28.320 You guys see the

00:38:29.080 USPS

00:38:31.120 locking up

00:38:31.700 all them boxes?

00:38:32.860 I'm not talking

00:38:33.660 about it.

00:38:35.860 It's got political 0.99

00:38:36.880 fucking 1.00

00:38:37.380 undertones. 1.00

00:38:38.920 Can't do it.

00:38:39.660 Can't do it.

00:38:40.600 You know what else

00:38:41.060 I couldn't do?

00:38:43.180 I'll tell you.

00:38:43.960 Can't do it.

00:38:44.620 We got two minutes.

00:38:45.280 Danny comes up to me.

00:38:46.160 She goes, Logan, ever since Kong died,

00:38:50.740 there have been a lot of squirrels running around the backyard.

00:38:53.420 You guys remember Kong?

00:38:55.020 Oh, yeah, great dog.

00:38:55.820 By the way, somebody reached out to me on Twitter quickly.

00:38:58.140 They found him?

00:38:58.420 No.

00:38:59.480 They wanted me to tell you that they said hi to you and Kong.

00:39:02.440 Oh, cool.

00:39:03.000 Hi back.

00:39:04.320 Is Kong going to say hi back as well?

00:39:06.300 Probably not because Kong got pretty savagely eaten

00:39:10.400 by a trespassing coyote who out my fence and kidnapped him.

00:39:13.740 I still can't believe we had to watch that on video.

00:39:15.540 Anyways, go ahead.

00:39:16.320 Too many squirrels.

00:39:17.460 Traumatic.

00:39:17.900 Too many squirrels because Kong's sole mission was to scare off the squirrels.

00:39:21.560 We always make fun of him because we never knew what he was barking at in the sky.

00:39:25.240 Turns out we found out because the moment he passed, you know, there's an infestation of squirrels everywhere. 1.00

00:39:29.980 They're stealing our shit. 1.00

00:39:31.460 They steal my things in my room. 1.00

00:39:33.820 My jewelry.

00:39:34.760 They steal it.

00:39:35.780 So they're trained.

00:39:36.660 Yeah, yeah.

00:39:37.060 And they go and they go and serve his cage and like steal his stuff.

00:39:39.700 No, those are the rats. 0.73

00:39:40.980 Those two.

00:39:41.680 They live in the vines on the house.

00:39:42.740 The point is we got an infestation of multiple species.

00:39:46.220 And so Danny's like, you know, there's a lot of squirrels.

00:39:47.940 And by the way, there's one over there on the top of the pool. 0.98

00:39:50.980 And I'm like, the Ohio boy in me goes, that's fucking it for this one. 0.97

00:39:54.800 Like, I'm going to do this. 1.00

00:39:56.200 I'm going to take this squirrel's life. 0.98

00:39:58.380 I'm going to do it. 0.99

00:39:59.200 I did it in Ohio.

00:40:00.440 My squirrels would infest and take the nuts and seeds from my poor mother's bird feeder.

00:40:06.360 And I had a blowgun at the time in Ohio.

00:40:09.100 Yes, a blowgun.

00:40:10.020 you'd stick darts in and you go and and oh wait you'd hunt you'd hunt for prey you remember that

00:40:16.500 yeah tried to get in california they are illegal in california for some reason blowguns are illegal

00:40:21.580 in california that's why rogan moved to texas by the way because of the exact reason god so like

00:40:26.860 you know uh uh taking the life of uh a invasive squirrel is something i've done before and you

00:40:36.480 You know, this was like 15 years ago, but I thought it was in me.

00:40:40.200 So I go and I get my bow.

00:40:42.080 You know what's about to happen, bro?

00:40:43.640 You know, I pull my bow back and I'm looking at this squirrel.

00:40:47.100 Dog, it's on a tree.

00:40:48.980 It's on a tree like this.

00:40:51.340 Ugh, just waiting for you.

00:40:53.260 Literally the easiest target to hit.

00:40:55.160 If I hit it, it's just stuck to the tree.

00:40:57.660 There's no retrieval.

00:40:59.820 It's just right there.

00:41:00.760 Like, make it easier for me, God.

00:41:03.760 And so I pull back and I look at the squirrel.

00:41:06.020 I take my deep breath

00:41:06.900 it's in my sights

00:41:08.820 finger on the trainer 0.98

00:41:11.460 I couldn't fucking do it 0.99

00:41:14.800 I could not do it 0.99

00:41:17.700 something inside me 0.98

00:41:19.660 and I know this is so dumb 0.98

00:41:21.020 for like half the people listening 0.98

00:41:22.720 they're like obviously

00:41:23.300 you wouldn't kill an innocent squirrel

00:41:24.620 coming from a dude

00:41:25.760 who was like born or raised in Ohio

00:41:27.340 to be this like manly man

00:41:28.780 like hunter gatherer

00:41:29.780 provide for your family

00:41:30.840 squirrel killer

00:41:31.320 and by the way

00:41:31.760 we would have eaten the squirrel

00:41:32.800 I don't just like kill for pleasure

00:41:34.820 but yeah

00:41:35.820 that we would have we anything we could we we don't have a chef now and we do we kill most if 0.51

00:41:39.520 you're if you're in middle america or flyover state like you know you know what i'm saying

00:41:42.620 like hunting is for some people a part of life and i guess i was sort of surprised and glad to say

00:41:49.340 that uh la and this life path that i've chosen has has changed me we talked about as much as we

00:41:57.400 joke hollywood hollywood has changed me we talked about right after because you came up to me and

00:42:01.500 you're like i had talked to you about something and i love when you say that because i i'm always

00:42:05.540 like curious as to what it's going to be and you know you're like i had a squirrel dead in my sights

00:42:11.080 outside mike and uh couldn't do it i couldn't do it you you were you were slightly sad slightly

00:42:16.540 saddened and also i think you were questioning you know your your manhood a little bit as a

00:42:21.000 result of it for that for that bit for that quick second and i told you that your decrease in ability

00:42:27.820 to take a small defenseless unable to unable to harm anyone's you know species life a little

00:42:36.160 squirrel was based on your increase in empathy for others because of the things that you've gone

00:42:44.980 through over the past couple years and i've i've i think i've talked about it on here before maybe

00:42:48.620 not but i thoroughly believe that empathy is birthed entirely out of life experience i do not

00:42:58.560 believe that anyone who has never gone through trauma can then understand trauma in others i

00:43:06.340 believe you have to go through your own pitfalls shortcomings traumatic experiences in life to then

00:43:14.460 be able to relate and understand what someone else's pitfall or trials and tribulations in life

00:43:20.820 feels like asterisk asterisk asterisk not everyone not everyone i i truly believe that the biggest

00:43:27.900 empaths in this world are the ones that have gone through personal sure i'll i'll agree with you

00:43:32.460 there but it's not necessary i i we all know that like one girl from high school who was just a 0.92

00:43:36.940 fucking but you never know it could yes but you know she could have you're right you're right 0.89

00:43:41.780 you're also you're right she could have we don't know right but but i i thoroughly do believe that 0.98

00:43:45.480 that that let's just put it this way that trauma breeds empathy right and so in that moment

00:43:51.120 when you saw that squirrel and you looked in his eyes

00:43:56.420 the fear you saw in his eyes there's no fear he didn't know he would have never known he saw the

00:44:05.640 he saw the sun he saw the sun glaring on that sniper scope he like war zone it was an arrow

00:44:11.760 The bow and arrow sniper scope, he knew.

00:44:14.760 And the fear you saw in his eyes was the fear you felt after that trying day and, you know, some odd year ago.

00:44:23.280 I think you might be reaching.

00:44:24.400 No, I'm serious.

00:44:25.520 I thoroughly believe that your trauma has made it possible for you to connect with the trauma of others.

00:44:31.600 I do thoroughly believe that.

00:44:32.880 And that is why I am so good at understanding other.

00:44:36.600 Do you know how often someone telling me their story makes me tear up?

00:44:40.460 Sure.

00:44:40.660 Like when someone tells me their story about something they've gone through, I literally start to feel my eyes start to well because I'm like, damn, I remember what it felt like to be lost, beaten down and out to a point where I didn't want to exist anymore.

00:44:53.440 You know what I'm saying?

00:44:54.440 And like, and like, why are you waving at me?

00:45:00.700 You were crying. 0.98

00:45:03.920 You were crying because you said you were ugly. 1.00

00:45:06.780 You said Amara, Amara, that's dumb. 1.00

00:45:09.080 Are you fucking stupid? 1.00

00:45:09.980 That's way dumb 1.00

00:45:10.640 You are the hottest 0.99

00:45:11.420 One of the most beautiful

00:45:13.080 I tell you

00:45:13.660 The hottest girl on earth 1.00

00:45:14.780 Now you're gonna try 1.00

00:45:19.100 To make me feel bad about it

00:45:20.160 And you have

00:45:20.680 And now I'm gonna cry

00:45:21.600 Oh no

00:45:22.640 But like

00:45:23.060 It's like me going up to you

00:45:24.840 And being like

00:45:25.340 Well let's put a pin in it

00:45:26.240 Well no

00:45:26.580 It's like me going up to her

00:45:27.820 And being like

00:45:28.320 Yo

00:45:28.560 I can't live life

00:45:30.220 As this short of a person anymore

00:45:31.760 Go like this

00:45:32.300 I can't do it

00:45:33.560 Put a pin

00:45:35.000 Put a pin

00:45:36.300 No booping 1.00

00:45:37.100 Put a pin right in 1.00

00:45:37.700 Boop 1.00

00:45:38.140 No booping

00:45:39.380 let's pin it what you're saying what you're saying it's cool and accurate and i like it yeah but why

00:45:46.380 this is why this is maybe sort of uh emblematic and significant in my life is because it's like

00:45:53.920 a definite sign of change yeah you know it's like oh for the past three years it's like

00:45:58.880 i thought i was changing and growing and maturing and evolving turns out i am

00:46:03.540 even man for all my hunters out there take this with a grain of salt like you gotta understand

00:46:08.500 I used to be one of you, but I can confidently say now, I'm not so enthusiastic about hunting.

00:46:22.120 Is that because you don't have time to do it anymore?

00:46:23.800 You used to spend a lot of time doing it.

00:46:25.220 No, I'm talking even about just the sport.

00:46:27.440 Yeah.

00:46:28.680 You wouldn't go trophy hunting, would you?

00:46:30.400 No.

00:46:31.300 Okay. 1.00

00:46:31.740 No, fuck. 1.00

00:46:32.220 You love wildlife and animals. 1.00

00:46:34.500 You have a ton of animals at the house.

00:46:36.200 You're literally a wild animal collector. 0.99

00:46:37.520 yeah true but there are some animals that i will fucking decimate bro if i if i see a coyote 0.97

00:46:42.220 and he and me and him are for some reason like in a wrestling arena like i'm gonna ruin a could 0.99

00:46:47.480 choke that motherfucker yeah violently too like a whole bunch of like shivs right but like but 0.99

00:46:51.980 like like because there's uh retribution that needs to happen a vendetta exactly but like but 0.99

00:46:58.880 like hunting for a sport i think let me let me put that asterisk on there i don't know even men like

00:47:04.660 uh i i don't know how i stumbled across this video like a couple months ago of like um some

00:47:09.060 people elk hunting it was like a compilation of elk hunting dog i don't know if y'all ever seen

00:47:14.360 these videos but when these elk get like shot by like arrows and bullets they're getting oh it's 0.98

00:47:19.620 fucking violent yeah it's holy yeah it's fucked up what do you mean bro i know i know it sounds 0.99

00:47:24.340 so dumb but this is like your whole life you were taught and bred to do and be this certain thing 1.00

00:47:30.480 and then you get out of that facade and that like mirage that you've been living in and you start to 0.99

00:47:36.060 become your own person not influenced by the thoughts of the people who raised you and you're 0.71

00:47:40.820 like hold on a second this is kind of fucked up yeah what are we doing here that's uh part of the 0.97

00:47:46.000 reason why i'm vegetarian just like the concept of killing an animal to eat it it's just not for 0.95

00:47:50.680 me yeah and you go the not a huge that's and you go the full way with it which i which i respect a

00:47:54.940 lot because not only you know like you don't you don't want to deal in the death of animals in any

00:47:59.140 way shape or form right yeah i'm definitely not a hunter however i will say this i think this is

00:48:04.640 like maybe one of the the times where i would be interested like i love ritualistic um practices

00:48:11.480 of like a tree no native americans or something like something where there's like sure like a

00:48:16.820 yearly experience where they're going out to like create some sort of ceremony let me tell you

00:48:20.400 something let me tell you something yeah it's not yearly it's every single day okay well there's

00:48:23.840 there's that but i'm okay whatever i'm saying but yeah look yo i can get behind that there's for a

00:48:28.520 need right they like you were saying about this saying this about people like in the other states

00:48:33.060 in america that aren't la and there's a grocery store in every corner you go out you hunt you bring

00:48:36.800 home your meal love it for a long period of time you eat every part of the animal and you take the

00:48:41.480 skin and you tan it and do all that stuff if for some reason there was i was in a place where there

00:48:47.800 was um an animal hunt where it was very natural and it was for the need of the the village or the

00:48:53.860 people or whatever it was i might partake because it seems um seems like there's meaning to it

00:48:59.360 beyond just like let's load up this cattle farm a bit ritualistic yes yeah sure sure i i totally

00:49:05.380 agree with you and so i'm even just thinking about this like some animals for me are harder 0.97

00:49:10.840 a harder hurdle to jump than others like elk is like a big beautiful creature absolutely it sucks 0.98

00:49:16.840 to see an elk die but like yo a rabbit like i'll say like fuck rabbits i'm on the opposite end of 0.89

00:49:21.980 yeah if i see the little guy hopping sure and then i see like a giant elk that's just like 0.98

00:49:28.000 i don't know you know like dude there's such an intelligence difference like not to like

00:49:33.060 level animals but you know that an elk is more capable than a small rabbit you ever seen a

00:49:38.640 rabbit hop up a tree no i actually haven't either because rabbits reproduce like like rabbits yeah 0.99

00:49:45.980 i'm gonna stick with whoever's fucking the most like yo like that's my family your population 0.99

00:49:50.520 Can spare one less rabbit 0.99

00:49:53.140 And for some reason we're rabbit hunting

00:49:55.540 Come on, rabbit hunting, boys

00:49:57.020 Elmer Fudd

00:49:58.760 Yeah

00:49:59.280 Maybe

00:50:00.840 I don't know, it's just

00:50:02.600 It's interesting

00:50:03.900 If you're hunting for sport and you're trying to hunt lions

00:50:07.380 And tigers and elephants

00:50:09.020 And you know, like all those exotic animals 1.00

00:50:11.900 Like fuck you, fuck you a lot 1.00

00:50:13.560 Fuck you in a lot of ways 1.00

00:50:15.800 I just like being 1.00

00:50:18.200 Blissfully ignorant to the fact that 0.85

00:50:20.020 an animal has to die for my cheeseburger that's the difference oh yeah that's that's what causes 0.94

00:50:24.120 so much pain in america like when i eat my cheeseburger bro like my assumption is that

00:50:29.000 cheeseburger was born as a cheeseburger absolutely do you know what i'm saying like i'm just like

00:50:33.260 between you and your food a hundred percent like like there's a machine somewhere someone pushed 0.81

00:50:39.400 a button and a fucking cheeseburger shot off that's happening on my 3d printing meat you know 0.90

00:50:44.260 that right yeah like eventually you're going to be what is it what is it made out of um probably 0.99

00:50:48.580 just synthetic cells that were grown

00:50:50.640 in a lab.

00:50:52.020 They're getting really close

00:50:53.880 on cloning meat

00:50:56.440 cells in labs. I watched a talk on this

00:50:58.380 five years ago on Nantucket

00:51:00.440 about this guy was right at the 0.98

00:51:02.360 fucking door of being able to 0.99

00:51:04.320 take a cell from a cow and 1.00

00:51:06.140 grow meat

00:51:07.560 from it. It's just a little gross, though.

00:51:11.260 It's just strange.

00:51:12.500 Why would you want that? Lab meat?

00:51:14.880 Lab meat.

00:51:15.920 Beyond meat is already kind of strange.

00:51:18.160 It's a little labby, a little labby.

00:51:19.000 It's a little labby, you know. 0.99

00:51:20.980 But it's, listen, I went to the fucking zoo the other day 0.99

00:51:24.040 and almost started crying. 0.99

00:51:25.200 I've become soft, but I saw giraffes. 1.00

00:51:27.280 They were fucking walking through a field 1.00

00:51:29.180 and all of a sudden they got stopped by a gate. 1.00

00:51:32.660 What?

00:51:33.700 A giraffe, bro.

00:51:35.020 They're huge.

00:51:35.620 Its neck is longer than a three-story building

00:51:39.140 and it's walking and a little fence.

00:51:42.040 They don't know why that fence is there. 1.00

00:51:44.300 They're born in fucking Africa, bro. 1.00

00:51:46.460 There's no fences in Africa. 1.00

00:51:47.620 low key are you thinking no this draft dumb as fuck kind of but also at the same time bro like 0.99

00:51:56.740 their heads are so small compared to us their body it's almost like i think about this with 1.00

00:52:01.220 our horses too like there's dude they're slaves to the experience yeah they just want to be there

00:52:05.840 use your brains for a second they can't bro they were born into it they were born into a

00:52:10.560 cage or a like a fenced-in area and then that's all they knew their entire life yeah facts like

00:52:15.260 They're not free horses.

00:52:16.260 We're not just breaking every single one like Bucket Broncos out here.

00:52:19.400 You think you have to live in your house 0.99

00:52:21.260 because someone told you you have to stay in your house.

00:52:24.760 You don't have to stay in your house.

00:52:26.240 You can go sleep in a tree tonight if you want,

00:52:28.220 but you're not going to do that.

00:52:29.140 This reminds me.

00:52:29.940 Okay.

00:52:30.460 Slaughterhouse.

00:52:30.880 There was a rain at the ranch.

00:52:33.200 Rainfall.

00:52:33.820 Nice.

00:52:34.140 By the way, I love this.

00:52:34.940 I just put this on.

00:52:35.720 What is it?

00:52:36.300 It's a barbarian hat I bought from Kniveswordsanddaggers.com.

00:52:39.540 I got a bunch of good stuff from there.

00:52:40.800 I love how you put it on right after you told us

00:52:42.340 that you're not capable of killing a squirrel.

00:52:43.660 Well, because then I thought about killing a coyote.

00:52:45.460 I was like, I'm definitely going to wear it this while I'm doing it.

00:52:47.380 When you do it.

00:52:48.460 But there was a rainfall at the ranch, and we could see the lightning coming this weekend.

00:52:52.960 And Josie was like, yo, didn't we just read that story about how the same dude got struck by lightning 11 times?

00:52:59.140 Do you know about these people?

00:53:00.180 Yeah, they're lightning strikers.

00:53:01.440 No, there's like a few people who have been struck by lightning on multiple occasions.

00:53:06.480 On multiple occasions. 0.99

00:53:07.020 So my question is like, at what point is it your fucking fault? 0.99

00:53:11.240 like at what point 0.99

00:53:13.220 well I mean it's got to be something with their

00:53:15.540 with their makeup you know like

00:53:17.540 they've got to have some sort of you know

00:53:19.480 metallic Mike

00:53:20.480 after this the third 0.78

00:53:23.580 time you got struck by lightning don't you

00:53:25.520 think you'd go you know what

00:53:26.960 I probably shouldn't go outside

00:53:29.680 during a thunderstorm something about

00:53:31.680 me and lightning and well you're also

00:53:33.600 making the assumption that they don't want to get struck

00:53:35.780 okay now

00:53:37.680 now we're having a conversation

00:53:39.220 Most people, like, they typically live on top of mountains and stuff where it's, like, more common for lightning strikes to happen.

00:53:44.080 I think this dude was a forest ranger, which also makes sense.

00:53:47.420 But still, maybe on the job.

00:53:49.740 He's on the job.

00:53:50.640 He's doing his patrol.

00:53:51.800 He's checking out elks.

00:53:53.360 Patrol elks.

00:53:53.620 Making sure that there weren't any wolves in the area.

00:53:55.940 Someone's got to make sure that forest is doing well. 0.98

00:53:57.680 But surely upon the seventh time being struck by a fucking bolt of lightning, you'd think he'd go, 0.98

00:54:03.340 Hey, boss, you know, I've been out here seven times now while it's raining. 0.98

00:54:07.620 i've been nearly killed by electricity from the sky do you think i could sit this one out listen

00:54:12.740 here butthole finger man don't don't kink shame this man for wanting to be a little bit electrified 0.57

00:54:17.540 during his so that's what i'm saying he clearly had the desire to stay must have electrocuted 0.69

00:54:22.900 just like the giraffes have the desire to stay in the pen i think these are tough to compare there's

00:54:27.580 a film called there's a film called not at all there's a film called youth without youth by

00:54:31.960 francis ford coppola it has uh tim roth in it and it's a story about a guy who gets struck by

00:54:36.300 lightning and it starts to reverse his age and he also becomes able to speak sanscript

00:54:43.840 and see in different times like i like i said back to my original statement i think you are

00:54:50.360 making an assumption that this man does not desire to be struck by lightning you have to understand

00:54:55.120 that is the hand of god touching you bro if you survive that wait wait i'm with it i it's i swear

00:55:03.380 of God it's on my bucket list get struck by lightning and survive 0.99

00:55:05.400 I can show you right now I don't know the fucked up part about it 0.99

00:55:07.540 yours too the easiest 0.98

00:55:09.240 route to do that is in fact

00:55:11.240 the one thing that you aren't willing to do

00:55:13.340 which is play golf you want to

00:55:15.340 get struck by lightning you play more golf

00:55:17.540 they go getting struck by lightning

00:55:19.420 and playing golf go hand in hand like

00:55:21.340 cheese and tomato butter dude 0.99

00:55:23.060 perfect what the fuck is 0.98

00:55:25.320 tomato you can't use rubber handle is that just ketchup 0.98

00:55:27.500 yeah

00:55:28.080 if you play golf

00:55:31.220 you will get struck by lightning 100%

00:55:33.380 I'm not willing to put in that kind of time, man.

00:55:35.420 And it's dangerous.

00:55:36.680 Think about it.

00:55:37.220 Come on.

00:55:37.620 Golfing or getting struck by lightning?

00:55:39.600 Golfing.

00:55:43.460 It's hot.

00:55:44.180 I couldn't kill the squirrel.

00:55:45.520 It's hot, dude.

00:55:47.100 It's hot.

00:55:47.780 I mean, the AC is broken.

00:55:48.580 I mean, it's hot, bro.

00:55:49.380 Leave it to the sweaty man to get the broken AC room.

00:55:51.880 Got no AC in my room while he was at the ranch.

00:55:54.300 Imagine getting this phone call.

00:55:56.780 Hey, Logan, it's Mike.

00:55:59.000 I don't want to talk like that.

00:56:00.120 I just did that.

00:56:01.420 My AC is broken.

00:56:03.380 Do you think me and top adult film star Lana Rhodes can sleep in your bed this weekend?

00:56:08.340 Guess what my response was?

00:56:09.760 Sure thing, man. 1.00

00:56:10.300 Just don't fuck in there, please. 1.00

00:56:11.720 That's all I wouldn't. 1.00

00:56:12.580 And we didn't.

00:56:13.500 Nice.

00:56:13.880 Just on the floor next to the bed?

00:56:15.220 Nah.

00:56:15.880 We went in the backyard.

00:56:17.780 Where?

00:56:19.040 One of the fold-out chairs by the pool.

00:56:22.140 Approximately what time? 0.97

00:56:23.780 Get the fuck out of here. 0.98

00:56:25.040 You ain't selling that video. 0.99

00:56:26.540 What else happened this weekend?

00:56:28.220 I don't know.

00:56:28.780 That's what I'm trying to...

00:56:29.580 Aliens?

00:56:30.140 I have written my notes?

00:56:31.320 That's from a different show.

00:56:32.300 why are people so intrigued by aliens

00:56:34.200 they're not supposed to be here

00:56:35.740 we just got like UFO files released

00:56:38.140 and all of a sudden we're just like no one's talking about aliens

00:56:40.360 come on

00:56:41.120 they started a whole new

00:56:43.700 section

00:56:45.860 of like some federal 0.98

00:56:48.140 government shit that is supposed 0.99

00:56:50.360 to investigate 1.00

00:56:51.300 sightings by aircraft

00:56:54.040 by US military aircraft of aliens

00:56:56.300 a whole new

00:56:57.720 I'm developing a theory on this

00:57:00.060 that's why I bring it up

00:57:01.060 Go for it.

00:57:01.700 I'm developing a theory.

00:57:03.320 Okay, so I asked myself, why are people so intrigued?

00:57:07.080 Sorry.

00:57:11.560 Sorry.

00:57:13.420 Why are people so intrigued by aliens?

00:57:17.080 I think it's possible that extraterrestrial life may hold the keys to life itself.

00:57:25.700 The explanation, it's all we want to know.

00:57:28.400 Why are we here? 0.99

00:57:29.420 Why am I on this fucking rock? 0.99

00:57:31.060 what happens when i die what's gonna happen in 100 years what's gonna happen 200 years when 0.98

00:57:35.220 there's super technology what does it look like that what what does it look like what are uh

00:57:40.440 different species capable of what is our significance in the universe help me understand

00:57:45.160 mac i got one maybe we're the giraffes and earth is the fence and the aliens are the zookeepers 0.99

00:57:52.200 wow there's theories abound bigger than yourself yeah sure sure so maybe we're the dumb ass giraffes 0.98

00:58:00.380 that are sort of locked on this planet but not really but for the moment yes yeah i mean rocket 0.98

00:58:05.380 ships are us taking our long giraffe legs and just stepping over the tiny little fence so tiny

00:58:09.820 little fence to go into some sort of little tiny insignificant other planet but also alien laser

00:58:15.320 battleships are the uh the zookeepers with their uh lightning sticks that poke us and turn us away

00:58:21.640 and go make us go back into the fence land it's quite possible but i came up with some serious

00:58:26.060 questions that i think needs an answer you want to know the meaning of life nope what happens

00:58:30.300 when aliens do dmt do they see joe rogan doing the podcast probably yes what happens when aliens

00:58:37.200 smoke weed like what do our earth drugs do to different species what do alien drugs do to us 1.00

00:58:45.440 do they have alien drugs how do they for sure how do they fuck dude are they gonna fuck us 1.00

00:58:51.000 yeah are we gonna talk about this are we gonna reproduce would you fuck a giraffe 1.00

00:58:54.300 no there's already why did i have to why did i take like longer to answer than 0.99

00:58:59.640 well i mean it's a good question it'd be pretty difficult you need a ladder i don't know there's

00:59:08.120 just a lot of questions that i find myself the twilight zone answers most of them if you watch

00:59:11.860 listen if you watch the old twilight zone you know whether it be the invasion of maple street

00:59:17.140 one of the most famous episodes or you know there's an episode where these aliens promise

00:59:22.500 this young couple housing and like it's it's all free on our planet like come back with us and yeah

00:59:28.280 no more it's all beautiful no mortgage you don't have to work we live in this utopia sure and it

00:59:33.640 is they give them this beautiful house and it's got all the fixings and it's got all these new

00:59:37.080 appliances and then one day they try to find the exit to the house and there isn't one and the

00:59:44.060 curtains open there's a bunch of people on the other side of the fence looking in at them inside

00:59:48.200 Oh, no, they became animals at the zoo.

00:59:51.260 It's Slaughterhouse-Five.

00:59:52.140 Also, what was it like watching the original airing of that episode?

00:59:55.920 Oh, no, that was 40, 50 years ago.

00:59:58.980 I mean, how old are you?

01:00:00.760 Really?

01:00:03.000 I would come over there, but I have arthritis in my ankles,

01:00:06.440 and so I unfortunately can't make it to that side of the table,

01:00:08.820 but just know that I'm pissed off.

01:00:10.540 I'm very threatened by you, Mr. Magoo.

01:00:13.120 Mr. Magoo. 0.98

01:00:13.920 i haven't tweaked his ankle so it's looking yeah i did doing some dumb shit yeah i rolled 0.90

01:00:23.580 my ankle worse than i've ever rolled it before do you know what i was doing walking close 0.99

01:00:29.740 sprinting jogging fucking bro i was chasing cattle yeah you shouldn't have done that 0.99

01:00:35.160 but i was trying to lasso cattle i'm 25 what the fuck am i doing trying to lasso cattle i live in 1.00

01:00:42.440 encino california disagree what am i doing why did you wait till 25 to start lassoing cattle 0.94

01:00:49.820 because i because it because say we did lasso one yeah by the way not just cattle yo horns this big

01:00:55.240 on each side a collective horn span of probably four feet yeah i didn't have the strength to rank

01:01:02.500 if i did by the grace of steve erwin managed to capture a cattle i'm not sure i'd even be able

01:01:08.960 to pull it in but now now i probably would you see you what were you trying to do were you trying

01:01:13.420 to wrangle its head or its feet lasso its head you there's zero percent chance you're gonna win

01:01:18.620 that you're gonna put that rope around its head and it's just gonna go and literally launch you

01:01:23.100 and you'll go fly i was i was up for the challenge i was chasing these guys these cows around and i

01:01:28.800 went to hop from one rock to another i'm colorblind so the moment it gets a little bit dark out i

01:01:33.380 actually can barely see i like almost become blind it was a little dark out and i improperly

01:01:39.360 calculated how far away i was from the landing rock and so i i bowed my foot in a little bit by

01:01:45.520 the time i landed i was already compromised my ankle hit the side of the rock like literally 0.99

01:01:50.880 the worst roll i've ever had you're fragile then fragile as fuck especially my legs chicken legs 0.96

01:01:54.740 because of the injuries i had in high school i and then you know so i it was one of the first 0.99

01:01:58.980 times in a while upon being injured i let out a you know vocal ah like i went ah because i knew i 0.68

01:02:06.280 fucked something up and then i just was laying on this rock you know in immense pain an hour goes 0.83

01:02:11.600 by it looks like someone shoved a baseball in my ankle and i'm like this so this one's bad 0.90

01:02:15.380 this one's real bad and so then i started jotting down some notes about um injuries because you know

01:02:22.160 me my whole life i've been riddled with injury terrible riddled with injuries literally never

01:02:28.680 a year without it.

01:02:29.860 And it's made me who I am.

01:02:31.920 Okay, sure.

01:02:32.980 Why are you doing this? 0.99

01:02:35.140 My co-host girlfriend?

01:02:36.180 Because you think I can't do anything because I got arthritis?

01:02:38.340 I saw them hugging the other day.

01:02:40.100 Can you zoom in on their knees?

01:02:42.240 Their knees are touching.

01:02:44.820 Business advice.

01:02:45.720 What business advice do you need?

01:02:47.120 You can't even speak English. What the fuck are you doing? 1.00

01:02:49.400 Get away from my fucking girlfriend. 1.00

01:02:50.480 I saw them hugging the other day. 1.00

01:02:51.900 I know. I've seen it.

01:02:52.860 The kid thinks he loses one girlfriend and he just moves to another.

01:02:57.760 Jesus.

01:02:58.080 all right come back sorry sorry come on back let's put one pin just boop it in it oh bro 0.95

01:03:03.560 injuries have fucking ruined my life or so i thought every time every time something awesome 0.94

01:03:09.120 happens because of an injury something something that maybe wouldn't have obviously wouldn't have 0.95

01:03:13.680 happened if i didn't get injured i think injuries in a weird way and maybe i'm just skewing my

01:03:17.540 reality so that i'm not depressed is a way of life telling you to slow down slow down so poetic

01:03:24.360 take a chill pill 1.00

01:03:26.240 slow down, smell the fucking roses 1.00

01:03:28.740 reassess and re-evaluate 1.00

01:03:31.100 I don't do that enough

01:03:32.200 I don't know if this particular injury

01:03:34.680 is telling you to slow down

01:03:35.780 maybe it's trying to tell you don't go hurtling over rocks

01:03:39.060 trying to chase a giant beast 1.00

01:03:40.660 this one seems dumb 0.99

01:03:41.700 maybe 0.99

01:03:43.960 maybe it's like a hard lesson you really had to learn

01:03:46.520 to not

01:03:46.960 you learn with the squirrel, don't kill the squirrel

01:03:50.180 now the beast has really

01:03:52.280 grabbed you instead of the horn

01:03:53.860 but i guess this is why this is significant because in high school when i would get injured

01:03:58.260 i'd be off in the season you know like i didn't have uh major aspirations then it was just to

01:04:04.800 like yo like be the best uh running back to school has seen but so i couldn't do it back in the day 0.87

01:04:11.200 because i was injured i thought my life was over and i would always do why me like what the fuck 0.77

01:04:15.640 i'm 14 years old what what did i do why me what have i done wrong that i deserve this kind of 0.67

01:04:19.980 pain and this kind of um absence in my favorite sport and i started to get offended and actually

01:04:27.760 so much so where i would get pissed off at life i was like i got angry at the universe and the

01:04:33.880 creator the god whatever i was pissed off and at that moment i sort of took it as a challenge

01:04:41.580 challenge to just conquer destroy and work as hard as i possibly can to try to best life back

01:04:49.720 and me and life just been going in this battle bro like he gets me sometimes and i get him

01:04:54.160 sometimes and my whole life has been this sort of like yo by the time i'm done with you life 0.99

01:05:00.340 i'm gonna be standing over you victorious with my fucking foot on your neck of my hand raised 0.99

01:05:05.500 it's a little it's a little uh it's a little violent maybe a little chaotic but like everyone 1.00

01:05:12.280 finds their motivation somewhere mine is like uh i refuse to be the punching bag you're very

01:05:19.700 very combative and it's interesting that you call life a man i've i've kind of assumed life

01:05:23.860 to be a woman as like a gentle guiding force for me if there was a if there was a term

01:05:29.280 that was a neutral gender term is there okay i would have used that i guess i just used it

01:05:35.380 because i was just speaking in a sentence yeah but you're combating it you're going

01:05:38.860 tit for tat with it you can stop that cycle you don't have to always be throwing a right

01:05:44.960 sure sure because when you throw a right you got to be wary of the other person

01:05:49.380 Sure. I just, like, life took and continues to take its toll on me.

01:05:54.400 And then I go, nah, I'm going to take my toll on life. 1.00

01:05:59.120 Nas once said, life's a bitch and then you die. 1.00

01:06:03.220 Yep. 1.00

01:06:04.160 That's what he said.

01:06:05.260 And then he said that's why it gets high, because you never know when you're going to go.

01:06:08.700 He repeated it several times.

01:06:09.840 It actually was a chorus of a song.

01:06:12.320 Get busy living or get busy dying.

01:06:14.940 Get busy living or get busy dying.

01:06:16.340 It's true.

01:06:16.600 Just know if you're injured and you're going through it like me,

01:06:20.200 like take this time to slow down, reassess, reevaluate,

01:06:22.960 and come up with a game plan for how you can improve

01:06:25.040 and be the best you possibly can in this weird little thing we call life.

01:06:28.340 And hopefully we get visited by aliens soon

01:06:30.260 so they can explain to us exactly what it is.

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