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00:02:12.280 I hear what you're saying.

00:02:13.240 It might come off a little odd, me being so vocal about these exchanges I'm having with women who aren't, uh, my girlfriend.

00:02:26.100 Ex, ex-girlfriend.

00:02:29.140 hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey is it dylan fat albert right hey hey hey yeah that is that's

00:02:42.360 fat albert i've been doing it for so long yeah hey hey welcome back to impulsive the number one

00:02:46.980 podcast in the world thank you guys for listening watching viewing and subscribing yeah it's the

00:02:51.620 number one podcast in the world big week last week we dropped our maverick clothing smirk drop

00:02:55.360 nothing to see here this is this is the coolest stuff we've ever dropped i've never been

00:03:00.400 complimented more on clothing that i'm wearing in my life everyone goes yo what is that i like

00:03:05.840 those colors what is that pastel and the the pride and the joy i get to feel when i'm like oh this is

00:03:12.120 like this is this is my brand and finally it starts to it's starting to feel like an actual

00:03:17.140 brand a streetwear brand because our clothes are high quality and now the designs are high quality

00:03:22.400 too and just super super cool uh after years and years of years year of hard work rebranding and

00:03:30.020 having it be successful you're wearing the uh yeah the same the same option yeah yeah yeah we got

00:03:36.500 because we got some new designers and they just absolutely killed it if you guys haven't yet

00:03:39.780 maverickclothing.com copy your fit my favorite other sweatpants i'll go i'll go days just wearing

00:03:45.020 these sweatpants yeah you can tell you got a little bit of a spooge stain there yeah well you know it's

00:03:49.620 machine washable

00:03:52.320 and then also big week 0.98

00:03:55.060 this week it's fucking fight week 0.99

00:03:57.000 it's fight week 0.99

00:03:58.080 my brother Jake Paul

00:04:01.260 is fighting this Saturday

00:04:03.140 he's fighting Nate Robinson

00:04:04.400 on the Mike Tyson Roy Jones Jr.

00:04:07.580 undercard

00:04:08.060 and it's his camp it's his fight week

00:04:11.060 but as his brother

00:04:12.760 I also feel like it's my fight week

00:04:15.120 like I'm I am invested

00:04:16.880 also literally because I bet a lot of money

00:04:19.140 on him and he needs to not lose he's uh yeah he he's the favorite i think i said this i think he's

00:04:26.040 gonna fucking obliterate this dude um no one can go to the fight yeah no it's at the staples center 0.76

00:04:32.400 i couldn't even go yeah um yeah i talked to him about it he said uh there's only 400 people 0.99

00:04:38.140 allowed in the building for the entire fight and that includes staff paramedics the refs all of

00:04:43.560 those people and uh two of those or three of those 400 people will not be the three hosts of the

00:04:48.840 number one podcast in the world we're not invited not even be wait we're not even i thought we were

00:04:53.840 invited no he said he told me he goes yo you want to walk out with me i said yeah you're my brother

00:04:57.740 i'd love to and then this week he's like yeah man by the way you're not walking out too bad

00:05:01.780 i tweeted about this the other day it's kind of in-depth tweet but i'll read it sure 0.99

00:05:06.020 honestly fuck covid yeah okay man i can get on board with that yeah yeah fuck yeah fuck covid 1.00

00:05:14.160 It just sucks. 1.00

00:05:15.720 I mean, we're going back into lockdown now here in Los Angeles. 0.97

00:05:21.000 All outdoor dining establishments have been closed for business.

00:05:24.600 There's once again a 10 p.m. curfew for all non-essential travel.

00:05:31.400 Newsom, Governor Newsom, who, by the way, caught a little heat himself for throwing parties.

00:05:38.380 He's putting all these lockdowns and restrictions.

00:05:40.260 and then the governor threw a party of his own

00:05:42.960 for his, like, friend's 50th birthday or something. 0.99

00:05:44.940 Rocking out with his cock out. 1.00

00:05:46.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:46.720 But we can't.

00:05:47.400 Yeah.

00:05:48.140 I don't want any trouble.

00:05:49.040 We don't turn off our water and power.

00:05:50.600 Nothing to see here.

00:05:51.760 Nothing to see here.

00:05:52.460 Back to the maverickclothing.com.

00:05:53.880 Drop.

00:05:54.540 Nothing to see here.

00:05:55.320 Mike came up with that, by the way.

00:05:56.780 It's fantastic.

00:05:57.800 Kind of mischievous, the smirk, Caleb,

00:06:00.560 if you could zoom in a little bit.

00:06:01.960 The wink face is just like, I don't know,

00:06:03.760 that's what we do, man.

00:06:04.460 Nothing to see here.

00:06:05.080 We're going to work our asses off.

00:06:06.100 We're going to grind.

00:06:06.600 We're going to do it different.

00:06:07.280 We're going to be successful.

00:06:10.260 Where do you want to, where are we going first day boys?

00:06:15.300 Well, okay. We're talking about Jake's fight.

00:06:17.820 I just want to say that that car is stacked.

00:06:19.640 Like Mike Tyson watching him fight again. That's going to be a treat.

00:06:23.080 Vidal's on the card. I can't wait to see him fight.

00:06:24.880 And then I do Jack. It's a, it's, it might be one of the best cards this whole year.

00:06:29.000 So yeah, just excited, excited for that.

00:06:31.880 Tyson, Roy Jones. Yeah. Yeah. Who do you think?

00:06:34.740 Can you tell me? Cause I don't, I honestly don't.

00:06:38.680 mike tyson's an animal yeah like like not even a real human he's a cyborg i think i think i think 0.98

00:06:46.120 this could bite me in the ass i think he might be human again you think he might get i think he 0.98

00:06:50.940 might be human again really yeah i think i think uh age and just all that time off maybe can we 0.99

00:06:56.700 he could pull up those clips actually be a superhuman but uh i think roy jones it has been

00:07:02.640 a little bit more active and yeah i think he's just been what's the age difference uh three years

00:07:08.640 oh not bad yeah 51 and and 54 so they're both and i heard they're not supposed to go crazy hard

00:07:19.340 like they're it's it'll kind of be like a more like a sparring session almost like a t-ball

00:07:23.940 yeah but i mean i mean dog you're talking about two of the biggest dogs on the planet like one

00:07:28.960 of them gets clipped the wrong way they're gonna be pissed and you can trust those hands will be

00:07:32.480 be thrown hard and fast and if one of them man it's gonna be sad to see uh either one of them

00:07:38.280 potentially get knocked dude it's like that's like seeing your your father you know who would

00:07:42.640 want to watch their fight like seeing my dad get knocked out he's old and frail it would hurt me 0.72

00:07:47.560 i'm gonna i'm gonna call cap on that one i think gp could fuck up a lot of people 0.89

00:07:52.040 yeah but imagine if he got caught it'd be sad it'd be seeing your old man go down 0.82

00:07:58.180 i actually seen somebody knock him out not knock him out but like hit him and this poor guy like

00:08:04.800 threw out his back and i told him like hey listen man if somebody tries to steal from you today like 0.90

00:08:07.800 just fucking let it go don't don't try to be a hero oh okay and the guy pushed him and his pride 0.97

00:08:13.000 stepped in so he pushed him back but he can't move too much because his back is like just fully stiff 0.99

00:08:16.520 yeah he pushes him hard and so finally the guy throws a fucking punch at my dad and my dad 0.97

00:08:22.580 i'm pulling in by the way this is the perfect timing pulling into the store he makes eye 0.98

00:08:27.500 contact with me as he's going down he grabs the guy's shirt pulls it rips it off hits the ground 0.96

00:08:34.120 looks at me lifts up his shirt like he won he goes i got his fucking shirt i go get up get up 0.98

00:08:39.820 you lost nah nah because he took a piece of that man's heart he's going home shirtless he can get 0.99

00:08:46.280 in his car go home shirtless you lost yeah bucko but these guys are these guys are clearly i would

00:08:50.720 Assuming in better fighting shape than, than George's dad, you know,

00:08:55.420 I would assume. Right. But it's always tricky when you get into that, you know,

00:08:59.280 45, 50 plus age range and fighting,

00:09:02.200 because you're not worried about as much about getting hit in the face as you

00:09:04.420 are like hyper extending an elbow or, or, you know,

00:09:08.160 or like twisting an ACL, you know,

00:09:10.160 like it's all these weird injuries that don't usually pertain to boxing that

00:09:14.080 they have to watch out for.

00:09:15.040 It would just suck to see someone get injured.

00:09:16.640 You see Joe Burrow got injured, Joe Burrow, the quarterback.

00:09:19.360 just for way yeah for way of the podcast i'm gonna say yes but i did not i did not see it

00:09:23.340 no it's just it's the way of the podcast i'm gonna say like i know who he is yeah he's uh he's uh

00:09:27.440 he's doing well uh i think it was new rookie year in the nfl and uh the poor sat towards acl and mcl

00:09:34.300 and a bunch of other structural damage in his kneecaps like dude nothing hurts me more than 0.97

00:09:39.620 seeing these uh young new athletes with potential in their first season get fucked up yeah like 0.86

00:09:47.100 oh man injuries are injuries were the bane of my existence growing up and so i just i empathize so

00:09:53.860 much with with the athletes when they get hurt especially young ones in high school man i talk

00:09:59.040 about this all the time but for anyone going through it every injury i've ever had turns out

00:10:03.780 in or turns into something great somehow some way shape or form so just trust trust the process

00:10:08.940 you'll devote your energy and your time to improving some other facet of your life and it

00:10:12.660 We'll pay off.

00:10:13.540 I promise.

00:10:14.980 Even that girl we saw in the elevator at Catch the other day.

00:10:18.880 She DM'd me, brother.

00:10:19.880 Yeah, no, no.

00:10:20.360 Don't say it because I want to tell you this. 0.99

00:10:22.760 She's fucking Tyga on his OnlyFans. 1.00

00:10:24.920 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:10:25.420 I'm not kidding, dude. 1.00

00:10:26.680 You know, that makes sense because you know what her DM to me was? 0.99

00:10:29.240 Yo, come watch me fuck Tyga on his OnlyFans. 0.99

00:10:32.600 I thought it was so weird. 1.00

00:10:34.180 She's promoting in DMs.

00:10:35.800 No, she said, bro, she said, she said, top me.

00:10:39.780 I said be right back

00:10:43.480 Let me ask my friend

00:10:45.920 What that means right

00:10:46.660 So I looked it up

00:10:47.780 It means get on top

00:10:48.880 Yeah no

00:10:50.520 So that's what I would have thought

00:10:52.060 But I looked up

00:10:52.700 Urban Dictionary says

00:10:53.500 To best her out

00:10:55.000 Shine someone in some pursuit 0.98

00:10:56.560 Verb slang to kill someone 0.94

00:10:58.440 So I'm like yo 0.99

00:10:59.460 This girl wants me to like 1.00

00:11:00.660 Fucking beat her up 1.00

00:11:01.980 No kill her 1.00

00:11:03.200 Well you know

00:11:03.860 But I can't

00:11:05.460 I'm not

00:11:06.020 I don't know you

00:11:06.820 I don't know you

00:11:07.780 I'm not gonna partake

00:11:09.080 and that kind of murder that kind of murder that kind of totally killed people i know dude like

00:11:13.720 like kudos for sliding in in such a abrupt way but it's just not for me yeah but but you know how the

00:11:22.140 uh the girls like to to jump into the inbox or you know i was gonna say vice versa but it's more

00:11:26.980 the girls saying like run me over with your car like you never got those dms before from girls

00:11:31.400 you never got those dms from girls that's two today that you sink this into this lifestyle

00:11:36.400 some of them some of them like punched me in the face like girls say that sometimes like trying to

00:11:41.760 be cute like generally i think it stops before uh actual homicide but it seems like this girl

00:11:47.000 uh who i won't name on instagram is really

00:11:51.580 i've gotten into such a habit i've gotten into such a habit of doing oh she didn't have that

00:11:58.820 energy at catch it was very like it was just like a well she came up to me she said hi to you right

00:12:04.700 No, she came up to me and said, hey, would your girlfriend be interested in doing the first ever holographic virtual reality porn with us?

00:12:13.700 At least she's innovative.

00:12:14.820 And I said, yeah, about that.

00:12:17.780 My girlfriend actually stopped shooting about a half a decade ago.

00:12:21.940 So I don't think she's interested in doing that.

00:12:24.200 But I like where your brain is at.

00:12:26.700 Yeah, like inside your head at least.

00:12:29.000 Yeah, it's a good place for the bare minimum.

00:12:30.420 Until Logan tops her, of course.

00:12:31.900 I won't do it.

00:12:32.860 I won't top anyone.

00:12:33.760 I'm not going to top anyone ever

00:12:35.200 I won't

00:12:36.840 but DM sliding there's an art to it

00:12:40.220 and I have some stuff

00:12:42.340 I have some stuff

00:12:44.420 oh yeah

00:12:44.840 maybe you people can help me out 0.99

00:12:48.120 why do girls

00:12:50.480 unsend messages

00:12:51.740 I caught some girl 1.00

00:12:54.380 red handed 1.00

00:12:55.060 I feel like guys do that

00:12:58.340 more than girls

00:12:59.020 it wasn't a prolonged unsend

00:13:02.240 it wasn't like i had been waiting for a week here's what happened oh okay this girl sent me

00:13:06.580 a dm in like 2017 said something like oh my friend showed me your youtube videos they're 0.64

00:13:12.420 so funny by the way i don't know what she was watching because those videos suck but

00:13:16.280 but uh i said i said i responded this year 2020 said uh hey it's been three years later do you

00:13:25.040 still think so or and i was on instagram you know when you're on and you get a dm and it'll show you

00:13:31.440 the preview of it yeah she said first she said yes don't worry i'm still a fan and then the next

00:13:37.620 one said ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha obviously you're playing the game a little bit 0.54

00:13:44.880 i'm not gonna respond right away i'm doing my shit whatever um and so i go back like an hour 0.75

00:13:49.700 and a half and the two dms are gone and now i'm checking my memory i'm like yo did that 0.61

00:13:55.020 do some sort of like drugs or anything like how did i i'm pretty sure i saw these messages roll

00:14:01.200 in and me knowing that girls sometimes do this i screenshotted the latter one screenshot your dms

00:14:10.700 if you if you have an instinct like because i have a fear of people uh screenshotting the dms

00:14:17.920 like i'm talking about right now and then posting it online right and then and making me look like

00:14:22.100 i said something that i didn't or trying to embarrass me or making me look stupid in front

00:14:25.480 of their friends i just don't like it so i screenshot it and then i went back and they're

00:14:29.520 gone la hey am i tripping or did you did you unsend two messages i told you i told you why

00:14:36.560 i think she did it why i just think i think that for certain girls especially when when uh dming a

00:14:44.440 iconic easy easy content creator slash boxer like slash pokemon collector i think she was nervous

00:14:56.000 I think she probably put forth two to three half ass efforts that needed some proofreading or like some sort of creative input and saw them on the page and said, you know, I'm DMing a one in an old one in one boxer.

00:15:11.760 Like, I got to step my game up a little bit, you know, for sure. 0.67

00:15:15.240 And deleted them and probably went back to the drawing board, sat down with her catty little circle of women and rethought the process. 0.97

00:15:21.660 I don't think she rethought about it because like, where does it go from here?

00:15:24.980 now it's just kind of awkward also should i have like called her out or am i just was i just being

00:15:28.920 a dickhead i said did you want to send two messages or am i on drugs yeah that's tricky

00:15:32.520 she said on drugs i was like okay maybe she's right did the conversation die yes it's dead 0.98

00:15:36.880 it's dead and and actually i made a rule for myself because again this this dm world is so

00:15:43.480 interesting if i'm gonna shoot a dm at someone i need to make sure from this point onward that

00:15:50.240 it's like at least an eight out of ten creativity unique funny something that actually captivates

00:15:57.520 like i i want to put in effort because it's so hard it's so hard to to slide in and with just

00:16:04.980 like a hi or an emoji and i used to do it but no self-respecting person is going to respond to it

00:16:11.620 like it takes a little bit of work to get these girls attention every dude sliding into the dms

00:16:15.860 Well, we went over this with Portnoy, and he's got a rule about it.

00:16:19.400 He's a fan of brevity and being upfront about what you want.

00:16:25.580 And he thinks that for a girl sliding into a guy's inbox, it requires two words. 1.00

00:16:32.280 I fuck. 1.00

00:16:33.000 That should be every girl's DM. 1.00

00:16:35.120 See? 1.00

00:16:35.520 Not for me.

00:16:36.700 I'm not saying that I agree with that.

00:16:38.100 I'm not saying I agree with that, but that's Portnoy's stance on it. 1.00

00:16:40.440 Portnoy's stance is I fuck. 0.99

00:16:42.820 But what's his intent? 1.00

00:16:44.240 To fuck. 1.00

00:16:45.080 Okay, so I'm a little different 1.00

00:16:46.840 I have a podcast

00:16:48.240 I enjoy stimulating conversation, especially with females 1.00

00:16:51.600 I have to stop you

00:16:52.720 I'm sorry 0.99

00:16:53.480 Maybe I'm a piece of shit for doing this 0.90

00:16:56.980 I'm sure some people out there 0.99

00:16:59.640 Probably know what I'm going to ask you

00:17:01.220 It just seems weird that you have 0.99

00:17:03.500 All these DMs with girls

00:17:05.860 Because you have that relationship 1.00

00:17:07.520 I'm sorry, I have to bring this

00:17:10.820 Is anybody else watching this show with me

00:17:13.560 In the audience thinking to themselves 0.99

00:17:14.800 like what the fuck is this kid talking about like are we gonna all right first off easy with all 0.98

00:17:19.480 the dms okay sorry i haven't i haven't actively sent one that i've iterated about yet but uh yeah 0.98

00:17:26.540 i hear i hear what you're saying it might come off a little odd me being so vocal about these

00:17:32.040 exchanges i'm having with women who aren't uh my girlfriend

00:17:35.980 ex ex-girlfriend ex-girlfriend yeah i mean i don't i didn't really plan yeah i'm sorry but

00:17:46.800 also like how are we going to do that you know what i'm saying it's it's hard you know we've

00:17:51.260 had the conversation like how do you how do you tell the world that it's over you sit down in

00:17:54.840 front of the camera and then you like cry and you talk about it don't you you both watch your 1.00

00:17:59.500 fucking shit bites you both bite but then and then as soon as you do it you immediately get 1.00

00:18:05.880 back together like immediately get back together and then go somewhere where there's gonna be 1.00

00:18:09.940 paparazzi there wasn't my intent bro i just and also my situation's slightly different because

00:18:15.780 obviously we like share to the channel and so i had to explain myself i felt like you obviously

00:18:21.760 don't have to do that like you you i've always i've always really valued the privacy of my

00:18:26.540 relationship because the rest of my life is like pretty public so i don't know i just don't feel

00:18:31.320 like i you know either josie or myself needs to give an explanation if we don't if we don't feel

00:18:37.520 like you know of course but it is hard when you have a relationship that's such in the public eye

00:18:42.620 and you leave people guessing and then you know i come on a podcast and i'm talking like i'm single

00:18:47.360 because i am but it was you know it was just it was a it was a special moment or time for both

00:18:54.300 of our lives uh just didn't end up working out i quickly too i also feel like the either whether

00:19:00.980 it's this uh format or the video that i made and obviously i've talked about this before being

00:19:05.380 premature i feel like it also does a job of protecting the parties involved who may go out

00:19:11.940 and go to parties and hang out with exes or whatever from being attacked online well do you

00:19:18.220 understand what i'm saying of course so it's it's you know she either of us like are seen out with

00:19:23.480 Someone else is out at a party and the public thinks you're trifling.

00:19:28.220 And then you have to say like, no, that ended a while ago.

00:19:31.320 And that retroactive explanation isn't super attractive, but is also warranted and completely

00:19:38.660 acceptable. 0.99

00:19:39.100 So it's just a fucked up situation. 0.99

00:19:40.740 You don't you didn't have to talk about any of this today. 0.99

00:19:43.700 You know, obviously you brought it up.

00:19:45.160 I did.

00:19:45.820 But in in response to a DM conversation that would have come off as trifling if I had

00:19:51.000 i agree and bro i'm also not like closed off to it yeah it's uh i'll get vulnerable here for a

00:19:57.160 second in the past i would exit a relationship and uh like many people it's like hey like i'm

00:20:03.880 gonna try to distract myself with another uh girl immediately or or if you're a girl who broke up

00:20:10.820 with a guy like what do they say the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else

00:20:15.200 bro when i was young i don't know i did that and now as an adult like my prior priority shifted a

00:20:22.100 little bit and i just don't have that same drive like i just i i zoned in and um i'm i'm i'm not

00:20:30.000 out here slinging slang and pipe i think it's because laying it laying it laying pipe like i 0.94

00:20:36.620 i'm not i'm not i'm not fucking around i'm not fucking around i'm not even like i'm not even 0.93

00:20:41.080 and flirt stage yet like i don't know it's it's it's i'm i'm there's a hump to get over before i 0.96

00:20:47.480 feel comfortable uh being back on the scene yeah yeah can i ask you a question sure anything you

00:20:53.040 want mike do you think do you think um and and i know that you do that out of an abundance of

00:21:00.480 respect as well as also being true to yourself which is which is you know it's kind of twofold

00:21:06.580 for you do you think that uh not getting under someone else uh presents the danger of having the

00:21:15.480 ability to go back and i and i asked this question because when when i did my breakup video we both

00:21:21.960 made it through that space without a hookup and that was that was an important bargaining chip 0.95

00:21:27.280 for both of us when we got back to the table i didn't fuck anyone you didn't fuck anyone like 0.92

00:21:30.660 let's talk this out you know what i'm saying do you think that uh do you think that post breakup 0.99

00:21:36.180 sex with another party 0.93

00:21:37.360 is the nail in the coffin 0.99

00:21:39.060 to a relationship

00:21:39.840 yeah absolutely

00:21:41.000 well it depends

00:21:41.540 it depends how long

00:21:42.220 if it's like

00:21:43.800 a couple months

00:21:44.860 or a year

00:21:45.800 yeah you're chilling

00:21:46.340 and it's not only that

00:21:47.420 it's kind of like

00:21:48.080 if it was meant to be

00:21:50.020 you'll come back

00:21:50.580 obviously this person

00:21:51.540 needs to move on

00:21:52.240 and like see if they

00:21:53.160 want to be

00:21:53.820 I'm pretty sure

00:21:54.840 manager Jeff

00:21:56.980 manager Jeff's girlfriend

00:21:58.400 and him broke up

00:21:59.100 for a couple years

00:22:00.060 yeah like five years

00:22:01.820 yeah yeah

00:22:02.160 and they were meant

00:22:02.840 to be together

00:22:03.300 and they kind of met back

00:22:04.420 I think that's appropriate 0.94

00:22:05.540 um but if it's like we broke up two weeks ago and you like fucked so-and-so 12 no 12 so-and-so 0.94

00:22:12.540 yeah then i'm gonna kind of be like hey man that's a little gross but but also but also 0.90

00:22:18.220 we've talked about this too uh amongst amongst us um men and women are very different in how

00:22:25.220 they emotionally get over a breakup and so a lot of uh i've heard from a lot of girls that

00:22:30.400 the way that we have sex post breakup girls just want the attention and the feeling of being

00:22:36.180 desired by a man especially when they're the one who's broken up with and i'm not saying in in your

00:22:41.820 scenario it's any way or the other but you know i've talked to girls who have been broken up with

00:22:45.440 by guys and they the first thing that they want to do is have a guy take them out to dinner tell

00:22:49.200 them that they're pretty like tell them that they're worthy and deserving because it's it's

00:22:53.580 never easy although sometimes it's necessary it's never eats breakups suck dude breakups i remember

00:23:01.740 um just was thrown back into that space of splitting with someone who you've spent so

00:23:07.820 much time with for so long and who you love and having to end it all man this person has become

00:23:13.040 not only a habit but a behavior integrated in your life and all of a sudden it's gone cold turkey

00:23:19.840 gone yeah it's uh you know just like any other person you just gotta uh find ways to for me

00:23:26.600 anyways distract yourself yourself i like to stay busy um i also found that i may be uh i may have

00:23:33.960 cheated i may have taken the easy way out in this uh oh the way you set that up yeah i was worried 0.99

00:23:40.160 oh no no i'm oh no hey boys boys loyal as fuck oh you don't have to tell me i'm a great fucking bf 0.99

00:23:46.260 but no i may i think i may have yeah taken the easy route in uh the post breakup recovery 0.99

00:23:53.580 what was that i got a dog i got a new puppy i literally just oh she didn't just replaced her

00:24:01.280 love it's fucked up in brand new puppy i didn't plan on it it's cute right danny's grabbing him 0.81

00:24:06.820 right now uh yeah he showed up at the house milton brought someone one of uh his friends 0.98

00:24:12.140 around and the friend had this dog that he couldn't keep that he had to get rid of and i'm

00:24:16.840 spontaneous and life kind of serendipitously worked out and so i i got this new this new

00:24:23.220 little dog another dog this new little dog and because he's a doberman he's a doberman pincher

00:24:29.180 and i've been looking for a doberman i really have like the dog the breed intrigues me i think

00:24:34.720 they're so cool and i was so happy the day showed up too because um you know for like the past

00:24:40.160 couple weeks, like 9 a.m.

00:24:42.600 every day, I'd walk by his door

00:24:43.920 and he'd always

00:24:45.980 be listening to that song

00:24:48.160 Somebody That I Used To Know and crying.

00:24:50.780 I'd walk by, I'd be like,

00:24:52.120 first of all, it's 9 in the morning.

00:24:54.880 You know?

00:24:55.540 He's lying.

00:24:56.580 Oh my god.

00:24:58.440 Ladies and gentlemen,

00:25:00.120 I think I'm going to name him Prince.

00:25:02.360 Little Prince. Oh, hello, little dog.

00:25:04.680 Doberman Pinscher.

00:25:06.500 You okay? We think.

00:25:08.680 But he's so cute.

00:25:09.660 and um i don't know if it's the breed oh bro he's i really like this dog i'm not that i'm not that

00:25:15.960 type of person who falls in love with with the dog immediately um like you got to earn look he's

00:25:21.940 giving me a dude he's cuddling i know i know he puts his head in my crevices and uh i'm not the

00:25:27.540 type of person who gives love out easy like you got to earn it but i the more and more hang out

00:25:31.340 with this dog it's been like four days i'm like y'all really like you he's the easiest puppy and

00:25:36.560 And again, maybe it's because of the breed.

00:25:38.200 It's like a highly intelligent breed.

00:25:39.700 Easiest puppy that I've dealt with.

00:25:41.300 I bring him outside.

00:25:42.500 He pees right away.

00:25:43.940 Right away. 0.92

00:25:45.700 Kong and Broly both.

00:25:47.200 I'd have to wait 10 minutes on their schedule.

00:25:50.640 Whenever you're done, champ, I'll be around.

00:25:52.520 And he sleeps.

00:25:53.480 He cuddles with me, which is awesome.

00:25:54.800 Like, look at him.

00:25:55.500 That's exactly what you need right now.

00:25:56.720 Oh, my God.

00:25:57.780 So am I cheating?

00:25:58.440 Is there nobility?

00:26:01.100 Is there nobility in feeling and facing all of the emotions post-breakup

00:26:05.520 and really letting yourself – really letting yourself – I don't know.

00:26:10.280 Just be a human.

00:26:10.960 Are you asking me if you're cheating by getting a puppy post-break?

00:26:15.940 No, of course not, man.

00:26:16.880 You got to do what you got to do.

00:26:18.500 But, yeah, I mean I didn't think we'd go.

00:26:23.380 No, I know.

00:26:23.900 I know.

00:26:24.400 But, yeah, I feel you.

00:26:25.480 We just got a little deep.

00:26:26.900 It was good.

00:26:27.620 It's good.

00:26:28.120 Can I ask you guys a question?

00:26:29.240 Anything you want, Mike?

00:26:31.220 Why do I keep prefacing tonight?

00:26:33.780 After these weekends sometimes.

00:26:35.520 Um, I went to Vegas this weekend, drove there safely, six feet, social distance, mask on

00:26:45.780 the whole time, even in the car, even though it was just me and my girlfriend.

00:26:48.920 That's not true.

00:26:50.600 Um, is this story going anywhere?

00:26:54.400 Cause Prince is set up.

00:26:55.720 What is he?

00:26:56.260 What did, what should we, I don't know.

00:26:57.640 I don't know what he wants.

00:26:58.940 I went to this dinner and I, dude, I feel like he's a lie detector.

00:27:04.480 I didn't go to dinner

00:27:06.380 Say dinner

00:27:09.220 I think he might be tired bro

00:27:10.580 Let's see what happens if I put him down

00:27:12.620 Yeah I'm sorry guys

00:27:14.900 So you know dogs are so cute

00:27:17.500 And the story

00:27:19.640 Is incredible

00:27:21.020 But

00:27:21.280 I'll remove him from the set

00:27:24.280 No problem

00:27:24.920 I'll see you later

00:27:28.420 Soon to be big man

00:27:30.200 I like you a lot

00:27:33.020 so sitting at this dinner and i the guy brings out the menu and he says uh hey we have we have

00:27:42.960 uh three different kinds of japanese wagyu beef on the menu tonight and i looked at it and you

00:27:49.520 know me and me and amara agreed on this like 550 steak and you know i was excited and i was like

00:27:56.180 so happy that it was about to come out and as it was coming out i thought to myself this is the

00:27:59.900 third time that i've eaten this japanese wagyu this week we were at catch talking about the

00:28:07.640 floyd mayweather fight i had been at spago you know a couple days before that and it got me to

00:28:12.580 thinking about uh about i don't know where i'm going with the story i had this planned out i'm

00:28:22.800 so sorry i've dropped the ball completely it got me to thinking about i'm sorry the dog threw me

00:28:28.340 off completely let me restart this story okay what's going on surely you had i had a brain fart

00:28:40.380 okay it got me to thinking about the time i spent on the come up and how excited i was about all of

00:28:48.120 these different things steak private jets girls and i was so pumped up about all of it and now

00:28:55.080 it feels like bland do you do you think that after a while all that's left in life is like

00:29:04.040 incremental increases to happiness so for a while you've lived in a massive house with a chef and

00:29:09.480 maid service do you think when you get a larger house than that it will only just represent like

00:29:14.740 an incremental increase to your happiness and you'll never feel that first big boom again that

00:29:21.020 you felt when you got when you made it i'm gonna have you answer this because i i think i was wired

00:29:26.980 differently okay uh i actually just had this conversation with my girlfriend i said uh so

00:29:32.540 this guy came up to me we're having this deep conversation about that and he said write down

00:29:35.660 your all your blessings that you have that like makes you really happy and i did the guy in arizona

00:29:39.880 right i don't know i don't i don't even remember who it was i just remember the conversation because

00:29:43.800 it was deep so basically what happened is i wrote out all my blessings and a lot of them had to do

00:29:47.720 my new house that i just bought obviously a beautiful girlfriend like my team that i have 0.92

00:29:51.720 and all that stuff and then the common sense ones like the family and the health and all that shit 0.98

00:29:56.280 yeah and so he goes okay now you can only keep five of them and i was like what the fuck so i 0.98

00:30:01.640 had to sit there and scratch out the ones that i could live without and the ones that i cared about 0.88

00:30:05.440 the most are actually the ones i came into this life with so like my my health and my and my

00:30:10.620 family right my surroundings so i was on my way the same day to go get pizza and i was like really

00:30:16.460 excited about this pizza. I know that sounds stupid. I was really excited about it because 0.99

00:30:20.420 we were about to come home and watch the Kevin Hart special. And I was like, man, it's really

00:30:24.940 the things that make you happy that are important. And I think a lot of people try to preference

00:30:30.000 money and establish that. And like mine never was that. I wasn't into the jewelry. I wasn't

00:30:35.880 in the nice cars, the big houses. My happiness always had to do with like eating food and

00:30:40.060 watching TV with loved ones. I don't know why, but always did. So I never had that moment

00:30:45.240 where everything was dull.

00:30:46.460 Like I actually do find excitement in a lot of things.

00:30:48.960 I won't let myself get to that point.

00:30:51.040 Right.

00:30:51.500 You know how they say more money, more problems?

00:30:53.700 I think you're just chasing your ego.

00:30:55.760 You want it to get bigger and better.

00:30:58.680 But I think if you rewire your head to think this is amazing

00:31:02.140 because like right now where I am today, this day,

00:31:05.200 I was better than I was last year.

00:31:07.100 And if I don't sit here and appreciate that,

00:31:08.840 then I'm just going to be chasing this disappointment

00:31:10.640 that I'll never, ever land on.

00:31:12.120 i i guess what i'm saying is i'm i'm not complaining by no no i never said by any means

00:31:16.720 you know what i'm saying i'm not complaining at all it's just it got me thinking too of this

00:31:21.180 drake song he put out this song called uh is there more on this score on this scorpion album

00:31:26.820 and he said uh is there more to life than going on trips to dubai yachts on fourth of july g5

00:31:34.000 soaring the skies is there more to more to life than all these corporate ties and all these

00:31:38.240 fortunate times and all these asses that never come in proportionate size and it really got me

00:31:43.440 to thinking like when you're when you're on the way up you have all these dreams about all this 0.84

00:31:49.140 stuff but what happens i don't think you ever prepare yourself for accomplishing it and getting

00:31:54.120 it and then asking yourself the question what now the what now moment yeah pivotal moment in many

00:32:02.920 people's lives could be a defining factor of champions the what now moment when you reach

00:32:08.500 and finally accomplish that thing that you wanted right you make it to the top of the mountain

00:32:13.340 what now right you know who described this uh the punter we had on uh oh my god steve weatherford

00:32:22.700 weatherford oh the giants punter that won the championships and had it won the super bowl got

00:32:27.280 back to his hotel room i just did the thing that i want to do my whole life and i'm in my hotel

00:32:32.900 hell room now what what do i do yes and for me something that's always helped is i since i can

00:32:42.420 remember fell in love with the present i just i like the fact that i'm here and that i'm healthy

00:32:50.160 and that i'm around people who love me and believe in me and if if i wasn't at some point i'd find

00:32:57.160 people who do who are right and i've had this through i've had this through line of happiness

00:33:03.880 that i've been blessed with that i i never really see like what is the metric for happiness you know

00:33:10.380 what i'm saying yeah i never see any extreme spikes or extreme dips because and drake said

00:33:18.040 this i try not to get too caught up in both in either the highs or the lows yeah right and i

00:33:25.240 and i'm just i don't know i'm happy to be here and i'm happy to just keep accomplishing my my

00:33:29.720 my stuff but it it never ends man life's life's just a game and i'm i'm here to win as many levels

00:33:35.240 as i possibly can and if i fail trying i'll try again i know i introed this tragically i had this

00:33:40.980 i had this played out in my mind and it's it's a very uh complex issue and i know it also sounds

00:33:47.160 like a very privileged issue but i but something tells me that we have a very uh focused and

00:33:54.240 intelligent audience that may find themselves in a very similar position at some point in their

00:33:59.640 lives. And it also brings up another question of transitioning from the desire for those type of

00:34:09.400 victories in life, whether it be steak, women, private jets, hotels, whatever that kind of stuff

00:34:15.060 is to what brings a longevity and of purpose and happiness. And I think for some people that's

00:34:22.220 family and for some people that's charity and helping other people and so i think at some point

00:34:27.880 what happens is when you get to that dinner at sw steakhouse at the wind and they bring out the

00:34:32.980 650 steak and you say yo this is the fifth time i ate this this week with this desirable girl and 0.70

00:34:38.640 i just hopped off the fucking jet what's left they then transition and say this is what's next 0.95

00:34:43.860 it's going to be solving someone else's problems it's going to be creating another me that could 0.99

00:34:48.000 then build something in this world that could help you know like what is what's your thing what's

00:34:53.600 your next you're talking about a concept called the second mountain i'm see this is why i'm happy

00:35:00.060 although i slaughtered i asked this question today because i'm genuinely curious and you

00:35:03.560 seem to have the answers that i so seek yep yep yep the second mountain it's a book by david

00:35:08.680 brooks i have yet to read it because i can't read but uh your second mountain learning learning how

00:35:14.520 to read yeah uh it's basically like my first mountain once are you joking or serious i can't 0.99

00:35:22.000 read oh it sounded like zoo land i can't read uh no once you accomplish your shit and you have 0.80

00:35:30.460 everything you've ever wanted now what the second mountain is that quest to be of service to others 0.93

00:35:36.820 oh i was gonna say that but i didn't want to be cheesy no it's seriously there's this that that

00:35:41.880 So that's the thing, bro.

00:35:43.880 At what age do you start to be of service to the people around you, to your community, to the world?

00:35:51.880 And that's the second mountain.

00:35:53.600 And that's apparently, they say, some of the most fulfilling times that one will have in his or her life.

00:36:00.620 I already know my second mountain.

00:36:02.680 I'm not even kidding.

00:36:03.760 My second mountain is establish all my grounds and then make a living where I could make a certain type of amount of money a month.

00:36:11.220 on a like a residual type of base you know passive passive income yeah so the the second

00:36:17.380 mountain is i use that income to build uh not a church but me preaching the word and won't ask

00:36:24.400 for anybody's money right so i can literally just be self-efficient and travel the world

00:36:28.740 preaching the gospel and also making a difference with like a comedic way not like a i don't want

00:36:34.220 to turn people away but yeah that's my second mountain is like i don't i don't even want your

00:36:36.860 money so that way nobody has the to the reason to be like oh he's just looking for money do you

00:36:41.160 get what i'm saying and they just turn down the gospel completely where i'm like no i don't want

00:36:44.680 anything from you you could just listen how will you operate your church it would be it would be

00:36:49.720 self-funded i'll just you're gonna pay for it yeah everything that's crazy i won't i won't take

00:36:53.960 a dime from anybody there's any only fans pastors uh based on the way things have been going

00:36:59.900 it's possible i feel like it wouldn't do well yeah probably it's not really the market for it

00:37:07.560 yeah it's just such this was so complex and it made me feel like really like i i didn't know

00:37:13.760 how to bring it up as you saw with my struggle because it's like i'm not it's not a woe is me

00:37:18.300 moment it's just a moment of like yo what what what now but i also it's tough because

00:37:24.920 i have empathy for everyone you know hurt is hurt pain is pain if a billionaire i was talking to

00:37:33.680 was like yo I'm sad

00:37:35.340 like I'm having a horrible day

00:37:37.760 and I'm not happy with where I am in my life 1.00

00:37:39.340 I wouldn't go fuck you you're a billionaire 1.00

00:37:41.680 although most people would 1.00

00:37:43.840 I obviously like I get it

00:37:45.900 but I don't know man

00:37:47.720 I don't know you gotta be here for

00:37:49.820 thy neighbor and also I'm not

00:37:51.740 in any pain and I'm not

00:37:53.580 you know this wasn't a moment of sadness

00:37:55.640 it was just a moment of just reflection

00:37:57.680 and just asking like what next but

00:37:59.240 to that point to the people that always

00:38:01.240 Ask the billionaires

00:38:03.920 What's so wrong with your life

00:38:05.360 Mental illness and mental health has no price tag 0.85

00:38:08.660 Not at all

00:38:09.460 Whatsoever

00:38:10.580 I think that that question

00:38:12.860 Has started to go out of style

00:38:15.640 Over the past couple years

00:38:17.700 Because people would always say that

00:38:19.140 Somebody would be sad and people would always be like

00:38:21.580 Bro you've a billion dollars 1.00

00:38:24.000 Fuck you 1.00

00:38:24.800 It would almost anger people 1.00

00:38:26.380 Listen to this Justin Bieber lyric

00:38:27.520 His new song Lonely

00:38:28.780 it's the it's the pre-chorus i believe what if you had it all but nobody to call

00:38:35.020 maybe then you'd know me because i've had everything but no one's listening and that's 1.00

00:38:38.960 just fucking lonely and i bet so many people are like fuck you justin bieber with your billion 0.99

00:38:45.120 dollars and your hot wife you know what i'm saying like so many people probably heard that lyric and 1.00

00:38:49.960 were so just like off jim carrey actually said this he said i wish everybody had money and fame

00:38:56.540 so they could realize that it wasn't the answer and that's so deep so so deep it is so deep i

00:39:02.280 we've talked about this on the podcast before and i mean you both said it this way ohio logan

00:39:07.640 and george from arizona logan i'm not logan from arizona uh george from arizona it's like flipping

00:39:13.620 burgers or having a video that goes stupid viral happiness same you can't once you rely your

00:39:20.880 happiness on like uh on a like a gold medal or a prize of some sort like any type of money income

00:39:27.280 when you attach your happiness to something that you need to earn it when it's already given to

00:39:32.380 you you have happiness you have to establish it within your life or if you're not happy use that 0.98

00:39:39.060 shit to fuel you i can actually recall one time well it was just one time but through a lot of 0.98

00:39:45.980 times uh when i was younger where i i i actually like hated what i was doing uh landscaping i 0.99

00:39:51.960 landscaped for like four years just like every other broke high school student trying to make

00:39:56.020 money and pay for his gas and man i'd i'd make these little flyers with the little ripoff

00:40:01.840 things at the bottom my phone number on it logan's landscaping dog i had clip art i had 0.93

00:40:06.560 fucking clip art dude a little lawnmower it was beautiful it was the beginning of a brand 0.85

00:40:11.580 uh and i remember waking up so early to go landscape and mulching and 0.99

00:40:18.420 really hating it like really hating coming from a person who's typically happy doing everything else

00:40:24.320 like i just i disliked the manual labor of um edging and putting in mulch and picking weeds and

00:40:32.180 i i told myself at 16 i was like i am gonna work my ass off in school i'm gonna study my 0.53

00:40:38.900 ass off and do everything i can so that i don't have to do this thing that i know i highly dislike

00:40:45.280 so if you're unhappy potentially use the thing that is making you unhappy to fuel you 0.98

00:40:52.040 hell yeah hey confucius says he never said half those things

00:40:58.100 but i wish i liked landscaping you know there's some people out there i'll mow the i'll mow the 0.90

00:41:06.400 fuck out of the lawn i'll mow the fuck out of the lawn and be ecstatic doing what kind of mower 0.67

00:41:10.640 uh the one where you push and it gives you a little boost the the self-propelled yeah where 1.00

00:41:15.060 you hold i never got to uh sit on the sit-down mower were you the family uh when i when i was

00:41:21.040 young i would look around and the neighbors around me would have the sit-down mowers and i was i would

00:41:24.800 always say that guy has a trillion dollars that guy has it he is the richest man and always the

00:41:30.480 headphones on bumping driving around like mario andretti on the lawnmower and and here i am

00:41:37.000 thinking wow that guy's got everything and here he is thinking that guy have it all but i'm so

00:41:42.560 lonely like singing the lyrics just beaver on his tractor my dad would make me do the lawn and not

00:41:47.240 pay me by the way girl i got so mad when i grew up and realized that kids my age were getting 0.97

00:41:51.140 money for doing chores join the club come on georgie are you fucking kidding me i did it are 0.93

00:41:55.960 you kidding me but look where we're at because our parents taught us that we don't have to do 0.99

00:41:59.600 There was a payment for not mowing the fucking lawn. 0.99

00:42:02.640 No, seriously. 1.00

00:42:03.180 It was called an ass whooping. 1.00

00:42:03.960 An ass whooping, bro. 1.00

00:42:05.500 I go, why don't you get the, you see, and it goes for you. 1.00

00:42:08.500 He goes, I do something ass for me. 0.98

00:42:09.920 You, go outside. 0.98

00:42:11.000 I love it. 0.97

00:42:11.680 And so I went outside and then I was doing it for so fucking long. 0.96

00:42:15.020 In Arizona, it's illegal to have your son do it in the heat. 0.98

00:42:17.540 Bro, bro, I swear to God.

00:42:19.700 It's not actually legal.

00:42:20.720 Yeah, but there's child labor laws and I looked into them because I was like 12 and I'm like.

00:42:26.640 You're sweating?

00:42:27.580 I go, this isn't right.

00:42:28.680 I was in seventh grade

00:42:29.760 I'm like

00:42:30.000 I am working my ass off

00:42:31.340 And I'm not getting paid

00:42:32.160 Like I get

00:42:32.580 I get a Wendy's burger

00:42:33.840 For lunch

00:42:34.660 As my payment

00:42:35.700 Like

00:42:36.120 Sustenance to survive

00:42:37.560 To complete the job

00:42:38.440 And I remember

00:42:39.640 I was like

00:42:40.140 Mom like

00:42:40.620 That's really like

00:42:42.220 Making me work

00:42:42.980 Lay it into me

00:42:43.700 Is this okay

00:42:44.160 Dude

00:42:44.520 I'm like

00:42:45.140 Shitty homes

00:42:46.780 He renovated houses

00:42:47.940 He'd flip houses

00:42:48.760 And

00:42:49.520 Most of them were

00:42:50.800 Hoarder houses 0.97

00:42:51.760 Legitimate 0.62

00:42:52.780 Hoarder houses

00:42:53.580 I don't know if you've seen the show

00:42:54.640 But the amount of

00:42:56.020 Stuff

00:42:56.680 In the houses 0.95

00:42:58.180 is absolutely disgusting.

00:43:00.420 We would have to clean gunk off the floor, 0.81

00:43:03.120 like grime, four inches thick.

00:43:04.960 And it doesn't just come off.

00:43:06.760 Like I'm talking chisel and hammer,

00:43:08.800 getting the gunk off the floor.

00:43:09.940 What is the gunk?

00:43:10.960 I don't know, George.

00:43:12.000 I don't know.

00:43:12.900 I don't even know how you can get that much gunk.

00:43:16.020 How is it possible?

00:43:17.040 How much residue?

00:43:18.500 And how long has this been building up?

00:43:20.080 How do people live like that?

00:43:21.180 I don't know.

00:43:21.700 But we try to collect trinkets.

00:43:23.200 I remember we found a couple of vases

00:43:24.280 I thought were worth a lot of money.

00:43:25.540 One of them was listed on eBay for $100.

00:43:27.120 because my dad's like you find something you can keep it and sell it that's how you're gonna make

00:43:31.480 your money and uh incredibly now incredibly thankful now that i'm an adult because those 0.88

00:43:36.600 experiences experiences made me just turn into a fucking workhorse that's what that's where me 0.99

00:43:42.420 and jay got it from like this shit's easy and fun so when you work hard and you're not having fun 0.99

00:43:46.740 when you work hard you are having fun that's a wrap but yeah man i was about to sue my dad at 0.99

00:43:51.460 age 12 for child labor yeah there's there's no chance i mean you know what's crazy the kids 0.96

00:43:59.740 growing up now are fucking are like when i hear them talk i'm like no it's because i don't think 0.95

00:44:05.660 i don't think it flies anymore do you know i'm saying like like the kids have phones now and 0.99

00:44:10.320 when their parents are yelling at them or threatening them to spank or whatever a kid

00:44:13.820 takes out his phone goes like this the parent stops in their tracks like like generation z

00:44:19.780 has power this is a weapon nah 1.00

00:44:21.840 nah not for me dude I shut that shit down real 1.00

00:44:23.900 quick no we actually talked about this 0.99

00:44:25.860 the other day and I won't get the exact context but

00:44:27.800 anytime anybody

00:44:29.340 gets hyped in front of you 0.98

00:44:31.520 or starts doing some crazy shit right here 0.99

00:44:33.940 like like some 1.00

00:44:35.560 like some shit you just neutral 1.00

00:44:37.300 some shit you want to shut down some shit that you're like 1.00

00:44:39.880 where in the past you'd be like whoa whoa 1.00

00:44:41.860 whoa don't make me

00:44:43.800 call the police man you're starting to go

00:44:45.600 like nowadays bro if you just hit him with a little 1.00

00:44:47.780 fucking like I'm sorry 1.00

00:44:49.680 what did you just say one more time could you just say just the way you said it the way you 0.99

00:44:54.140 said it please depending depending so if you did that to my dad he thinks it's a spotlight he would 1.00

00:44:58.500 actually increase his anger he'd be like great it's my time to shine and fucking beat the shit 0.94

00:45:03.220 out of you so that's where you got it from i have i have a dream of of going viral for for something 0.98

00:45:07.840 like that like i i want to film with karen one day i really do oh i thought you wanted to be the

00:45:12.260 karen yeah that's what i was like all right logan if you want to do that i'll i'll probably do that

00:45:16.940 too yeah maybe one day one day i'll overreact in a store because i'm upset about something but i

00:45:22.600 don't see that happening so much as me filming the karen you know what i realized right now you can't 0.76

00:45:27.060 fight anymore like you used to we grew up in a time where we could really fucking just square 0.64

00:45:31.200 up with somebody and call it a day now it's like that's not true no bro there's cameras everywhere 0.99

00:45:35.600 man go to the inner city because they don't give a fuck they don't give a they'll still record you 0.98

00:45:39.580 there's still some savages out there the only difference is it's all online now so imagine 0.99

00:45:42.940 of you get in a fight and you're age 16 and you get knocked the fuck out that video's online

00:45:47.560 forever but also man it's no it's fighting there's i don't know some warrior some warrior 0.88

00:45:53.240 gladiator shit i i love it you get knocked out it's part of the game get back up go again of 0.94

00:45:58.060 course everybody gets knocked out there's no way if you're in a hundred fights and you haven't 0.99

00:46:02.300 gotten knocked out just in life it's a metaphor you're an angel i feel like i feel like kids

00:46:06.840 nowadays don't have the track record of fighting that that like we may be the last or i guess you

00:46:12.500 guys maybe the last generation to have like that record of fistfights as a kid like there's a lot

00:46:17.840 of kids nowadays that you ask and you're like yo how many fights you've been in kid and they're

00:46:20.640 like none bro i still never never teeth marks in my hand but that's what i'm saying like i feel

00:46:25.460 like the schools i've never been in a street fight what i've never i there's one where i was uh in 0.71

00:46:29.980 sixth grade right threw a fucking chair at a dude because he bit me bit me and yeah but it was it 0.81

00:46:35.520 was in sixth grade it was in sixth grade but an actual street fight and i'll tell you why hey 0.99

00:46:40.100 kids street fighting is not smart it's not animals it's very stupid it's a quick way to 0.94

00:46:45.900 i've always said this i was a little a little too uh too smart to throw myself in a situation 0.99

00:46:51.260 that could end in god knows what way you know what i'm saying i i whether um someone was pressing me

00:46:58.220 and it's a diffusing or de-escalation of the situation or uh or i don't know just has never

00:47:05.780 happened maybe maybe it was my size my stature like in high school you know football wrestling 0.92

00:47:09.680 team like i no one really wanted to fuck with me there had to be one kid like that that's the 0.83

00:47:13.960 thing like that i i understand now when you're talking about the streets but if you're in the 1.00

00:47:17.600 lunch line and some kids you know talking shit talking shit to you and you got to protect your 0.99

00:47:23.300 your pride because you guys are fighting over wendy wendy swexler you know the head of the 1.00

00:47:28.880 cheerleading team so hot or there's one pizza french bread pizza boat left and the kid tries

00:47:33.400 to grab it there were a couple that got close but it never actually happened like i think especially

00:47:38.980 now these kids are really into chirping a lot of a lot of talk i feel like a lot of talk a lot of

00:47:47.100 no action and now as an adult i'm low-key about that action yeah i'm the worst talker by the way

00:47:58.800 well that's why that's why i do both probably there's a clip there's a youtube video of like

00:48:04.260 Logan Paul confrontations

00:48:05.520 and I've always been like

00:48:06.700 I antagonize

00:48:08.720 remember the one dude

00:48:09.820 that like

00:48:10.240 what did he spit on your car

00:48:11.620 or something like that

00:48:12.220 yeah

00:48:12.580 like also

00:48:13.920 I'll never initiate

00:48:15.040 I'll never be like 0.99

00:48:15.920 go to fucking fight someone 0.96

00:48:17.680 I'm always here to defend 1.00

00:48:18.800 but man you spit on my car

00:48:20.840 yeah

00:48:21.040 I'm gonna have some fun with you 0.98

00:48:22.540 you just jumped to lick it off 0.98

00:48:23.660 no

00:48:24.500 and I also didn't spit on his car

00:48:25.960 I'm very respectful

00:48:26.760 there's a couple young guns in here

00:48:28.320 Justin just walked

00:48:29.260 Kevin

00:48:29.780 did you guys

00:48:31.000 have you guys been in a lot of street fights

00:48:32.660 you won

00:48:34.100 one for you zero for you juck caleb zero that's the thing like i also feel like schools really

00:48:39.780 started to crack down on it and you probably got like when when i was in high school back in 1647

00:48:45.320 right around the year that churning butter was introduced it was a five-day suspension and by 0.97

00:48:51.160 the way who doesn't want a five-day suspension i would sit home and watch fucking springer you 0.64

00:48:54.900 know what i'm saying but like yo i always remember the first fight i i got it i don't remember if i've 0.97

00:49:01.140 told this on the show or not but greg miller in the fucking lunchroom he came up to me and we had 0.80

00:49:07.040 been chirping back and forth over tara bogart over at law she was at law the opposite school and 0.97

00:49:11.900 she's mine no she's mine and he came into the bathroom that day because i i just started talking

00:49:15.780 to her he came in the bath bathroom he saw me he's like yo i'm just like you know later on today i'm 0.99

00:49:20.600 gonna j you in the fucking face i was like why don't you fucking do it now bro breaks up we go 0.99

00:49:24.900 to the lunchroom i'm eating my bagel i would always get a plain bagel this is kind of gross 1.00

00:49:28.640 a plain bagel cream cheese with Lay's potato chips it was really salty and then you add with

00:49:32.620 the other salty the bay was a lot it's fine it's what you do but I had a grape uh grape aid snapple

00:49:38.240 grape flavored snapple and it was sitting there was an open can and he walked in and everybody

00:49:43.120 knew there was drama everybody in the school knew there were drama so everybody was like watching

00:49:46.980 like when he walked in and he sat next to me he goes hey man why don't you give me a sip of that 0.99

00:49:51.380 snapple and then he reached over and I was and I was like bro like don't touch my fucking snapple 0.94

00:49:55.920 bro i didn't say that but in my mind and he grabbed in he he pulled it off the counter and 0.99

00:49:59.760 tilted it and a little drop on my pants he goes oops sorry man and i picked it up and i fucking 0.99

00:50:04.680 threw it in his fucking face as hard as i couldn't splattered he stood up and was it a glass one no 0.99

00:50:11.220 it was a a can a snapple can it spilt and i fucking yacked at his face and every now everybody's 0.99

00:50:15.960 everything stops and they're watching he stood up and i knew this was my first fight i'm like yo 0.99

00:50:20.700 it's all about swing first yeah and i fucking cracked him like hard like right in the fucking 0.98

00:50:26.100 uh cheekbone right here and my immediate thought was like yo you hit someone like that 0.97

00:50:32.660 this fight's over because i was young i was like yo i've seen these fights where it's always one 0.99

00:50:37.060 shot it's a rat bro this motherfucker spins around so he takes the first shot hard he spins back and 0.99

00:50:43.720 I just remember it's slow-mo boom dude straight jab to the fucking nose blood exploded I need 1.00

00:50:52.080 arterial spray all over the fucking cafeteria it was chunks of bagel and blood were on people 0.99

00:50:58.980 behind me so now I'm fucking leaking and I'm like and I'm like now fuck shit I gotta keep this going 0.99

00:51:05.720 so then we go back at it but then the principal's coming and break it up so I got the fucking 0.99

00:51:10.540 fucked up nose with the leaking blood but when we came back five days later he since he got hit in 0.97

00:51:16.080 meat he still had the huge bruise on his face so when we came back it was still very unclear who 0.90

00:51:21.980 had won but it was a different culture it was a different time five days suspension we come back 0.77

00:51:26.400 and squash the beef yeah we're good we're good now it's weird whenever you punch another human 0.79

00:51:33.580 in the face hard like hard enough to like cause bodily damage even after you squash the beef

00:51:40.040 there's always a little bit that lingers like there's always just a little bit that lingers

00:51:45.000 like okay so when you fight your brother when you fight jake and it's like fun you could squash the

00:51:50.040 beef completely but when you leave actual like when you take another man's blood it's it never

00:51:56.180 really goes away i don't i have opposite actually yeah i would think so too i uh i actually became

00:52:01.420 friends with uh the one of my first yeah you spill blood with a man yeah you kind of yeah i guess so

00:52:06.480 oh no for sure oh we respect the shit out of each other but we i guess i don't know i guess

00:52:10.100 you you always remember it maybe it was just it was our first what's his name greg miller if you 0.93

00:52:14.300 saw greg miller today oh it'd be all throwing hands no hell no i bet i'm throwing hands beat 0.96

00:52:20.860 up my friend he did oh yeah he got it he and he was like the uh he was like the fucking like 0.91

00:52:26.920 super adhd kid that you really had to worry about because like because it you were that guy i was 0.87

00:52:32.140 the guy everybody hated but i talked way too much did you spaz like you could spaz at any time

00:52:36.340 Like he would just

00:52:37.440 He moved faster

00:52:38.880 Than average humans

00:52:40.620 Yeah

00:52:41.260 Just because of his like

00:52:42.300 I wouldn't shut up

00:52:43.920 Like now

00:52:44.920 But

00:52:45.820 Way less funny

00:52:47.500 Like way

00:52:49.320 It's so horrible

00:52:50.200 I was just shooting

00:52:51.020 Everything out of my mouth

00:52:52.080 Nothing

00:52:52.560 Do you want me to pull up

00:52:53.540 A picture of the kid

00:52:54.280 Oh this is amazing

00:52:55.220 You know we don't want

00:52:55.720 To see him

00:52:56.260 I was just gonna

00:52:56.640 I was just gonna talk about 0.89

00:52:57.360 Spazzing

00:52:58.140 Oh this is so funny

00:52:59.380 Finally

00:53:00.000 Evan has produced

00:53:01.240 The funniest clip

00:53:02.160 I think on the internet

00:53:04.320 This is hilarious

00:53:05.140 He's playing video games and he rage quits

00:53:07.720 because he couldn't get this killed.

00:53:09.100 Check this out.

00:53:25.560 He closed out of his game, man.

00:53:28.040 He said the keys would fly all around his room

00:53:30.180 and I realized this is what I'm hearing.

00:53:31.740 Can you please just do me the favor

00:53:35.120 Replay that

00:53:35.820 And look at his reaction afterwards

00:53:38.420 He's like where am I

00:53:39.180 He had no idea where he was at

00:53:41.280 He forgot

00:53:50.000 He forgot

00:53:50.720 No no play from right here 0.99

00:53:51.860 He's like where the fuck 0.99

00:53:56.300 I'm so sorry 0.99

00:53:59.140 Okay so he's just

00:54:01.200 he's just stressing out up there the kid's funny i told him he needs to do that more often what is 0.97

00:54:05.440 that the vlk is that what shotgun was that caleb do you know he is it trash no i mean the thing is 0.92

00:54:12.200 the shotguns are so overpowered in war zone and he hit the guy three times and the dude hit him 0.94

00:54:17.380 once it's frustrating snapchat snapchat snapchat launches tiktok rival spotlight instagram did

00:54:26.360 reels twitter's doing stories and snapchat has launched spotlight and yo they said they're

00:54:34.560 giving out a million dollars per day for the rest of the year to creators with popular videos

00:54:41.980 i'm sure to be dispersed but a million so 40 million dollars incentivizing people to create

00:54:48.260 these videos in in a in a similar way to uh to tiktok where i think there's some sort of

00:54:53.460 discoverability some of them are are going to be anonymous some of them will be from creator

00:54:57.280 accounts that are public but it's so it's it's um i'm always fascinated fascinated to see these

00:55:03.660 companies just doing what the other ones are doing and seeing which one works stories was a massive

00:55:09.040 success for all let's see if it works for twitter right it's just my thoughts on it's just like meh

00:55:13.540 that's just how i think you don't want to go get you don't want to get that million well

00:55:18.600 no okay no i'll tell you why okay instagram was instagram when it made instagram stories

00:55:26.240 and and and snapchat was a was like trying to nip at their heels like this yep yep yep yep 0.99

00:55:34.500 and instagram was like okay we're gonna take your shit and we're gonna do it fucking better because 1.00

00:55:39.200 we're owned by fucking facebook and you're a bitch so shut up and they did that yeah and they 1.00

00:55:45.120 did a better job of it okay now after instagram said that to snapchat snapchat was never really 1.00

00:55:51.440 the same after that they they went into a little bit of like a crisis mode like met like mentally 0.96

00:55:56.380 like they were just like damn like are we instagram's bitch like should i move back to 0.98

00:56:00.700 ohio like what am i gonna do fuck now snapchat's still very much in that state of mind like yo what 1.00

00:56:09.460 do we do man like we're disappearing stories and people stop sending dick pics fuck like what are 1.00

00:56:14.560 we're gonna do is going after a behemoth a motherfucker like yo instagram still more 1.00

00:56:20.460 important obviously and youtube and all these these platforms tiktok is the god dang zeitgeist 0.98

00:56:27.420 of the world right now it runs everything everything charlie d'amelio just hit a hundred

00:56:33.080 million motherfuckers that is so many people that is so many people a hundred million she got big 0.90

00:56:40.960 enough that she even garnered the attention of trisha paytas that's that's how you know massive 0.99

00:56:46.780 you you made it okay and so yeah so now snapchat's gonna say oh we're gonna we're gonna beat tiktok 0.67

00:56:54.400 i just want you're gonna go and beat tiktok no you're fucking not instagram's trying with reels

00:56:59.820 have you experimented with reels anyone yeah but here's the deal instagram instagram and facebook 0.98

00:57:03.740 yeah i'm sure some people out there have experimented with but instagram and facebook has 0.98

00:57:07.020 that like straight up fuck you money like yo oh hey man i just wanted to update you we spent 0.93

00:57:13.520 roughly seven billion dollars on reels it didn't work and they're just like okay like go get lunch 1.00

00:57:20.880 man whatever it doesn't matter like snapchat does some shit like this they don't they don't have

00:57:26.060 that kind of they don't have the trillion dollars in capital i don't really use snapchat that much 0.88

00:57:30.560 actually at all i don't even think i have it on my phone but am i the only one who suffers from

00:57:34.480 this why is it every time i watch somebody's story when i'm on it looks like they're shot

00:57:37.700 like a motorola phone like foot why is it so blurry bro the last time i used snapchat

00:57:42.060 sent a dick pic i was in third grade it's like what it's fascinating because a lot of people

00:57:47.280 still use i know and i know and they've done such a good job of hanging on not even hanging on just

00:57:52.460 like thriving you know in a world where everyone you know especially when instagram introduced

00:57:56.300 stories was like what this is this is snapchat's thing what are they going to do if we can just do

00:58:00.740 this on instagram why would we go snapchat's original content team snapchat's original content

00:58:05.920 i think that for me when they started becoming a a news outlet that's what i was just about to say

00:58:10.720 yes i i love i love that for them i think they uh out quibby quibby in a lot of ways they presented

00:58:19.100 this very you know succinct and well-produced content whether it be from adam 22 on his no

00:58:25.040 jumper you know snapchat show or whoever it is but when you go and i and i watch uh mr beast

00:58:30.880 vlogs in like a minute on snapchat that's cool but like yo wow that's cool i just realized that

00:58:36.720 quibi just was attempting to put a paywall behind something that even already existed

00:58:40.380 it was tricky but it's just like it's just like yo if you're the if you're the rookie

00:58:45.620 if you're the rookie dude in the nba like you're like and you're still trying to establish yourself

00:58:51.560 You're not going up to, like, James Harden being like, yo, let's 1v1 for all the marbles.

00:58:56.100 Like, don't do it.

00:58:56.700 I mean, if you can, you can.

00:58:58.480 But you have to stay, you have to stay competitive.

00:59:01.100 Yeah.

00:59:02.420 We'll see how this one plays out.

00:59:04.300 Yeah.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - November 24, 2020

E237 Your Direct Messages Are Embarrassing

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