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00:02:53.660 Bro, I'm on the phone.

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00:03:01.440 No.

00:03:02.120 Yeah.

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00:03:06.440 Yo, I'm a guy.

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00:03:08.440 Fucking Marvel villain or some shit.

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00:04:00.760 that those dark woods the rich mahogany yeah i feel really good about it uh you know we've been

00:04:05.860 gone for two weeks now while the set was being renovated we're finally back so we're a little

00:04:10.100 rusty we're gonna try to give you guys a well we have a fabulous episode planned a lot a lot of

00:04:14.060 things have happened since we've been gone we got a new president since we've been gone can you

00:04:17.140 believe that i can't believe it that's insane right it's nuts yeah and then george look at you

00:04:21.640 yeah i cut my hair because you guys kept calling me uh chia pet so cut that shit off new new set

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00:04:40.720 profile picture new banner uh it's it's it's officially season three so let's let's start

00:04:45.520 it off the right way we talk about possibly the conor mcgregor fight that happened this past

00:04:49.080 weekend i know we got a lot of fight fans that watch this uh watch this show they like our

00:04:53.380 commentary on the on the fight game so conor mcgregor fought this past weekend and uh

00:04:58.740 whirlwind of emotions for me from from not being able to watch espn plus i don't know

00:05:06.560 if anyone else experienced this i did i was right next to you twitter was

00:05:09.840 twitter was blowing up because uh i don't know what happened with the espn plus stream full-on

00:05:16.480 meltdown hundreds of thousands of tweets we were talking about what could be a possibility for that

00:05:21.640 happening him coming after like so dana white i don't want to say you say it because i don't

00:05:28.640 I don't want to be clicked as a meme.

00:05:30.020 You're a fucking idiot.

00:05:31.040 But I really do feel that it could be the case.

00:05:34.460 It could be the case.

00:05:35.340 He provoked the hackers.

00:05:38.200 You don't do that.

00:05:39.960 They're invisible ninjas.

00:05:41.980 They're savages.

00:05:43.440 And he said basically, I'm going to knock on your door if I catch you pirating this stream.

00:05:49.100 And they just all got together.

00:05:51.000 They're like, he made sure no one was streaming the fight, not even the people who paid for it.

00:05:57.320 Brilliant idea, by the way.

00:05:58.640 I don't think so.

00:05:59.500 I paid $70 to watch two fights.

00:06:02.680 Dana.

00:06:03.220 I said this before.

00:06:04.280 I love Dana, but how can an organization...

00:06:06.900 Are you sweating?

00:06:08.600 I'm in bad shape, yeah.

00:06:09.920 What did you take?

00:06:11.320 How many blue shoes?

00:06:12.540 Too many, bro.

00:06:13.340 It was all that movement.

00:06:14.480 I told you I was running out of energy, man.

00:06:16.660 Yo, I looked to my left.

00:06:18.540 This man is drenched.

00:06:20.260 He's just...

00:06:21.120 God bless, Mike.

00:06:23.040 What the fuck?

00:06:23.840 It's like our first episode all over again.

00:06:27.260 What are you doing?

00:06:28.640 I put this, I've been using this anti-aging cream on my face and I always told myself

00:06:34.500 before the show, don't use it because it clogs up all of my, my pores and I rubbed

00:06:39.500 it all over my face and I feel like I have a, like a vegetable oil all over my face right

00:06:44.360 now and I can't stop it from.

00:06:46.320 You just look like a greasy old man now.

00:06:49.140 Like you went from old man, just greasy old man, man.

00:06:52.520 If you put deodorant, if you put deodorant all over your skin, don't do this.

00:06:56.060 You could get in a lot.

00:06:56.940 You could go to the hospital.

00:06:57.860 No, you could die.

00:06:58.380 It looks like that's what he did

00:07:01.880 While Mike's gone

00:07:02.860 I read something that was really funny

00:07:04.300 Somebody tweeted out

00:07:06.580 A bunch of ambulances showed up to the UFC fight

00:07:09.720 Connor's fine

00:07:10.580 But Dana White had a heart attack

00:07:12.440 Because of everything that was happening that night

00:07:15.000 And I died

00:07:16.500 Bro can you imagine

00:07:17.740 But he's been talking a lot of shit

00:07:20.400 Like a lot lately

00:07:21.400 He's been talking a lot of shit to everybody

00:07:23.040 I feel like he's a little angsty

00:07:24.560 And now guess what

00:07:26.000 essentially the face of the UFC lost

00:07:29.320 and he can't get his

00:07:30.560 glorious Khabib

00:07:33.320 versus McGregor rematch. Did you see what Khabib

00:07:35.340 said about Conor? He says he's levels above

00:07:37.420 these guys. Oh, you're talking about

00:07:39.120 what he said about him losing his training people.

00:07:41.540 Yeah, because Conor

00:07:42.740 allegedly

00:07:44.080 but Conor refuted this, switched his boxing

00:07:47.440 coach and sparring partners and basically switched

00:07:51.420 up his camp, which is never

00:07:52.520 a good idea. He did look like a different fighter.

00:07:55.340 He didn't look like he was prepared for this fight.

00:07:57.360 Not that I have any say in fighting.

00:07:59.300 I disagree.

00:08:00.400 I think the first round, he looked good.

00:08:03.480 Like, his striking is superb.

00:08:04.640 He was striking well.

00:08:06.140 Did he lose two out of his past three fights?

00:08:08.360 Is that what happened?

00:08:09.580 So, what happens now?

00:08:11.280 This is why it's tricky, man.

00:08:13.040 Because it is so tough, for me anyways, to see legends lose.

00:08:17.200 I hate it.

00:08:18.080 I love Conor McGregor.

00:08:19.740 And the moment I saw him flattened with his eyes closed,

00:08:24.340 Nate Robinson style

00:08:26.280 Maybe not as bad because he wasn't fully knocked out

00:08:28.200 The internet's ruthless

00:08:30.120 No mercy for the guy

00:08:32.080 Your brother didn't help that situation

00:08:33.660 I mean it's Jake fucking Paul

00:08:35.500 We immediately went to his Instagram

00:08:37.340 As soon as he went down me and Logan just looked at each other like

00:08:40.120 What did your brother post?

00:08:42.240 I feel like he had that shit preloaded

00:08:44.180 Like he had it already set to go

00:08:46.000 I don't know I don't think

00:08:47.780 Anyone thought McGregor was going to get beat

00:08:50.160 In that way and by the way props to Dustin Poirier

00:08:52.480 For pulling it off it's a massive win

00:08:54.140 you beat one of the greatest combat sports entertainers of all time and uh they're one

00:09:00.060 in one he was the underdog and he he beat him and he he came back from his last loss against

00:09:07.220 mcgregor and proved everyone wrong um but yeah jake jake paul you know two three weeks ago

00:09:13.360 presented connor with a 50 million dollar offer he's amended that offer he reduced it to ten

00:09:17.460 thousand dollars for a fight or a third of a bitcoin what do you know what are you gonna do

00:09:23.360 what are you gonna do i just don't even know what to say about this stuff anymore

00:09:27.220 it's like he's so down that rabbit hole of being the like the social media asshole that comes after

00:09:33.320 everybody but it's at this point it's it's i i look forward to it do you think do you think

00:09:37.700 connor did a a good job of uh while he was on his feet continue continuing to prove that he's a

00:09:43.400 very solid striker like could easily step into a boxing ring with a with a boxer until five minutes

00:09:49.480 pass like like the end of the first round he has this issue where the dude gases and everyone knows

00:09:55.260 it in this fight he gassed much much sooner than i thought he was going i thought he was going to

00:10:01.740 do round three round two his hands were looking heavy but was it because of the leg the leg

00:10:06.140 strikes does that add to it he did walk out of the arena on a crutch i'm sure that affected him

00:10:10.740 Those leg kicks are nasty

00:10:12.720 I don't think

00:10:13.920 Normal people that don't get kicked everyday

00:10:16.340 That probably felt like a baseball bat

00:10:20.800 Coming at him all the time

00:10:22.480 So I mean just thinking about

00:10:24.760 Being able to strike somebody

00:10:26.500 Without stepping fully on your leg

00:10:28.080 There's going to be another fight

00:10:30.240 Because he won one

00:10:31.660 And now he lost one

00:10:33.060 I think about this often

00:10:34.760 How many more times can McGregor lose

00:10:37.820 Before his legacy

00:10:40.020 is is is really tarnished and it's tricky because his face is tied to his whiskey proper 12 and

00:10:47.620 he's got a lot of businesses that are directly correlated to the success of said businesses

00:10:53.140 are his performance most likely dictates how well proper 12 does right he wins he's the face of the

00:11:01.860 fight game i think so i i think so i don't think anyone is really i don't think anyone drinks the

00:11:06.940 whiskey for the taste of the whiskey i think they drink it because it's connor mcgregor's

00:11:10.220 well caleb brought did you like it no it wasn't and by the way that's that's that's the common

00:11:15.520 reaction of proper to i had i've tried it once and it's it's it's mediocre so if connor

00:11:20.380 loses and continues to lose which sucks bro i i i wish the best for the guy

00:11:26.760 but his businesses and every sponsor that's tied to him now suffers as well

00:11:31.600 and and i had this revelation um you gotta know we gotta know when to stop these guys gotta know

00:11:38.000 when to stop fighting after the mayweather fight man even after the kabib fight do you think you

00:11:43.560 made so much money why do you think dana was right when he said that he doesn't have that

00:11:49.000 fight that fire in him because he's sitting on too much money now when i saw him uh give dust

00:11:54.580 in the the fist after the ref um gave him the rules in the beginning and i just was watching

00:11:59.420 his demeanor my personal opinion it is not the fiery conor mcgregor that was hungry and and needed

00:12:08.760 a win to prove to the world that he's the best fighter on the planet he already he already did

00:12:12.900 it do you do you think he's gonna come back now with fire because he's like fuck dude my

00:12:17.040 reputation's on the line everything i've ever done is now being washed away i hope so man

00:12:22.040 complacency is a dangerous dangerous spot to be sitting in um comfort in general especially for

00:12:28.180 the fight game i felt this on on on my last fight i just i don't really care and that's what

00:12:33.820 happened and now now that i lost i'm hungrier than ever going to fight the best fighter on

00:12:38.140 the planet in floyd mayweather and speaking of which dana white also had some stuff to say about

00:12:42.700 that fight what'd he say uh dana white said some comments while appearing on tmz it's gonna be bad

00:12:50.520 white explained i'm open for and i don't dislike any one of these kids uh but if floyd mayweather

00:12:57.980 really shows up and goes in it's going to be an ass whooping like nobody has ever seen before so

00:13:04.780 i remember a couple weeks ago you made a plea today in a white to make sure he knew the difference

00:13:08.780 between you and jake and i think he may not i think he may be treating you like the person

00:13:12.220 that's talking shit to him yeah i think so i think so i even dm'd him i dm'd him to come on

00:13:17.320 the podcast i said hey you want to come on my podcast i got a new brand new set we could still

00:13:20.280 talk shit about my brother together what he said nothing not even seen he hasn't even seen it but

00:13:24.240 yeah it sucks uh i heard also that mayweather's training like he's fighting a welterweight

00:13:30.840 champion which is a 200 pound weight class champion man's going in i told jeff this morning

00:13:38.080 i said uh i don't think it matters i i think this is some weird universal his time has come

00:13:44.000 one legacy dies and another begins on whatever fight date we choose i guess should i just say

00:13:50.860 this here now i think can i say this here now jeff shaking his head well what the fuck it's

00:13:56.640 been online well we don't know can i say that we're working on it we had a leak just say words

00:14:03.860 we had a leak fucking an erroneous leak in our camp and it got out and whenever we can't control

00:14:13.480 the narrative it's it's bad because people just want headlines and they want um to get clicks on

00:14:19.020 news articles and shit and uh the narrative changed from the fight is being postponed to

00:14:25.580 the fights being postponed due to quote-unquote lack of interest which pissed me off like first

00:14:30.520 off where'd you where'd you get that fucking quote from second of lack of interest my ass

00:14:34.120 no fight has made this much noise in in in the past like year two years honestly i feel like

00:14:40.160 that this is this is no every single time i step outside we'll shake the globe on the day me and

00:14:44.820 mayweather clash well it's it's gonna be fucking massive and i and i think about it like this i

00:14:50.020 think i think it's a blessing every day that passes floyd mayweather gets older he gets slower

00:14:55.000 he gets fatter and me i get better i get better looking some wrinkles under my eyes but healthier

00:15:03.420 stronger a more skilled boxer look in the mirror what's wrong with your hair what are you talking

00:15:06.880 about what do you you look like you took the wood from the tree to build the set you look like you

00:15:13.240 yeah honestly you look like gp's son it's starting to started to add up i look like my dad yeah just

00:15:18.420 wait till i'm bald i think about this because dog no just go to turkey with him i'm gonna be sitting

00:15:24.440 here on this set in about 15 years and i'm gonna be bald and that's gonna be weird because once i

00:15:30.880 had a full head of hair flashback to this moment show him the back show him that i want to be i

00:15:35.680 want to be weathered like i want to look rugged dude like i spent much time in the mountains

00:15:40.520 making pottery that's what i want like i've been working on the mullet because i think it's funny

00:15:45.020 to fight floyd mayweather with the mullet i think that's that's a funny circumstance what

00:15:49.780 oh yeah old versus new tom brady is on his way to the 10th super bowl he's a he's not real

00:15:58.900 at what point he's fake like that is not real nobody should be that good at their sport like

00:16:06.660 tom brady athletes that are performing at that caliber like the exact opposite of the caliber

00:16:14.500 i'm performing honestly you are dying i don't know what's happening bro you had like a really

00:16:19.560 hot meal i'm under a tremendous amount of stress and pressure right now dude i can't i wanted i

00:16:24.260 wanted to come out fired on this first episode and uh i don't know what happened man i'm melting

00:16:29.720 i'm turning into i feel like an iceberg that's been under the haitian sun for for 12 hours i

00:16:35.440 my my my my balls are in a swimming pool like a kendrick lamar song right now i can't i can't

00:16:41.600 control it i'm i'm falling apart at the seams i'm looking at george for comfort it makes me feel

00:16:45.880 even worse sweating as you're talking i don't know what to do i feel like i may turn into a puddle

00:16:50.420 wait all joking aside do you do you need a mental assistance like a health a mental health check

00:16:56.520 like a mental illness exam yeah i was gonna say like a like a cup of water or something i don't

00:17:00.720 know this has happened to me before it happened on the first episode of the first season now it's

00:17:04.040 happening on the first episode of the third season.

00:17:05.600 We're 250 episodes deep, Mike.

00:17:07.500 Dude, you're sweating like a terrible.

00:17:09.800 I looked to my left. I was like, no.

00:17:12.520 No.

00:17:13.480 Who poured a bucket of water on this guy?

00:17:15.620 Can I do like what the rappers do and put the towel

00:17:17.680 under my hat? Well, we could take five.

00:17:19.840 Nah. Or like 15.

00:17:21.680 Listen, episode one of season one was not the first

00:17:23.720 time it happened. It wasn't the only time it happened.

00:17:25.400 It happens to me sometimes. We've been off for two weeks.

00:17:28.180 You know, I get a little

00:17:28.920 stressed. It's a mental thing, man.

00:17:31.320 I feel like I'm watching a 90s sitcom where the person's

00:17:33.660 really stressed then he's sweating and the camera's zooming in on you know what i mean yes and as i've

00:17:38.820 always said before the only thing that makes it better is everyone in the room looking at me and

00:17:43.200 everyone talking about it that's the only thing that makes me feel like if everyone looks at me

00:17:47.460 and they're like mike you're profusely sweating it's pouring off of you that's the only thing

00:17:52.260 that makes me feel better dude all right yeah it's not that hot in here hey i got good news

00:17:58.440 What's that? Change the subject

00:17:59.720 Keep it rolling

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00:18:14.780 Yeah, yeah

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00:19:39.460 Thank you, guys.

00:19:40.920 I'm happy to be here.

00:19:42.180 Way to start the year, huh?

00:19:43.940 Yeah.

00:19:46.620 Much better, Jeff.

00:19:48.700 I was proud of that.

00:19:49.580 He wasn't even listening.

00:19:50.980 He goes, yeah, much better.

00:19:52.460 It's fine.

00:19:53.080 I figured out the issue today.

00:19:54.960 Figured it out.

00:19:55.620 Finally hit me.

00:19:56.580 over the past hundred plus episodes,

00:20:00.120 right when things started going more my way,

00:20:02.320 the first thing I did at the beginning of every episode

00:20:04.160 was took my gum out and stuck it under the counter.

00:20:09.240 So you think your jaw was overworking

00:20:10.580 and you're sweating from your jaw in?

00:20:12.060 It's a potential, yeah.

00:20:13.000 And today I looked at the set and I was like,

00:20:14.960 I looked under, there's no gum on.

00:20:17.880 Oh, all the gum's still under there?

00:20:19.480 It's the same table.

00:20:20.460 Well, in that case, fuck it, dude.

00:20:21.440 I feel better already.

00:20:23.360 Oh, you were not going to do it?

00:20:24.640 I wasn't going to.

00:20:25.240 I was going to respect the counter,

00:20:26.320 But it's the same table

00:20:27.740 Did you just sit on this side

00:20:29.800 Why is there gum on this side

00:20:30.600 That's where I started

00:20:31.420 That's fucking gross Mike

00:20:33.700 It's a thing for me man

00:20:34.900 As you can tell by the fact that I'm sweating in the middle of the winter

00:20:37.420 I'm a little strange George

00:20:38.560 You just gotta deal with it

00:20:41.180 Governor Newsom

00:20:43.640 This fucking guy

00:20:45.600 I don't like him

00:20:47.420 He's decided that COVID doesn't exist anymore

00:20:49.760 California overnight

00:20:51.060 This dude's smile makes me want to die

00:20:54.080 Who bought him

00:20:54.740 I want to know who bought him

00:20:56.340 I would assume it's Joe Biden

00:20:58.180 Who bought this guy

00:20:59.480 When he talks

00:21:00.400 I go wow

00:21:01.400 I could be president one day

00:21:02.840 Or a governor

00:21:03.380 Every time this guy talks

00:21:05.020 I go we could do it

00:21:06.160 All of us

00:21:06.800 You don't even have to be that educated

00:21:09.000 Or even be a good talker

00:21:10.380 Trump made me realize that

00:21:11.920 Huh?

00:21:12.580 Trump made me realize

00:21:13.440 I swear to god

00:21:14.000 Reality star turned president

00:21:15.460 What the fuck?

00:21:17.320 What?

00:21:17.920 You're right

00:21:18.420 I'm not even gonna lie

00:21:19.240 Dude

00:21:19.540 Oh god

00:21:20.220 Fuck

00:21:20.780 We're in a weird place

00:21:21.880 We're in a very weird place

00:21:22.900 But this year so far

00:21:24.060 has just been kind of doing this just this right here and i want to keep that energy going so back

00:21:28.960 to newsome all right today governor newsome lifted the uh stay at home order here in los angeles

00:21:35.700 county so that means uh los angeles-based small businesses and restaurants are going to get a

00:21:40.800 chance to reopen it looks like we're going to revisit the colored tier system that's popular

00:21:44.340 over there in the uk and uh well a lot of people are excited and happy about that a lot of people

00:21:51.280 are questioning why now mr newsome the same people are questioning why did it happen in the

00:21:56.160 first place because it doesn't seem like it's based on science because yesterday we recorded

00:22:00.020 the highest number of covid related deaths ever in the history of the pandemic and so it just

00:22:04.620 seems weird that today would be the day he decides to reopen and i'm not complaining

00:22:08.860 there's a lot of people are a lot of people are complaining businesses bro how mad would you be

00:22:13.900 if you lost your business correct and and the people that were on the other side of it that

00:22:17.360 want to that want to uh respect the um magnitude that this pandemic is are pissed off that he's

00:22:23.500 doing it at a time when the the pandemic is at its highest uh death death rate and and with no

00:22:29.420 vaccines in sight and so i don't know exactly what the fuck is going on here i know people were

00:22:33.980 calling out for him to be removed from office and so a lot of people feel like it's a knee-jerk

00:22:38.100 reaction to their their call for a uh a recall on him as a governor it's very interesting gavin

00:22:44.940 newsome recall so it's not an impeachment because he's not the president it's called a recall it's

00:22:49.560 like the same thing a broken item from the store what are we recalling with salmonella do we bring

00:22:53.820 another guy who has the same set of hair and teeth and just be like all right guys this is the new

00:22:57.040 one brother no there's a ballot a ballot 1.5 million signatures needed to require to require

00:23:03.580 a recall election they got they got two million already out i'm gonna be honest i don't even care

00:23:09.440 because i'm leaving the state we built this brand new set and i'm out but it's getting ridiculous

00:23:13.880 a comedian friend of mine called i mean i'm not gonna say where yet you could say my name my name's

00:23:18.660 george you don't have to say comedian friend comedian friend of mine called me before uh the

00:23:22.100 podcast and he asked me he's like yo are you are you staying in this state i heard everyone's

00:23:27.840 leaving i heard everyone's going i was like man i'm i'm looking at the next like three years of

00:23:32.800 my life and it just doesn't it just doesn't make sense i i i think uh the bug is finally biting me

00:23:40.340 that I'm ready for the next chapter of my life.

00:23:42.920 So me and Newsom are moving in together in Miami.

00:23:45.020 Based on what factors?

00:23:46.400 Miami.

00:23:47.280 What's pushing you out?

00:23:48.840 First off, the taxes here are fucking insane.

00:23:50.800 You don't say.

00:23:51.460 It's gross.

00:23:52.180 You don't say.

00:23:52.840 It's insane.

00:23:53.460 Ruined my birthday.

00:23:54.620 You ruined your birthday.

00:23:55.500 Ruined my birthday.

00:23:56.380 So as some of the people watching this may know,

00:23:58.660 this was the first year that I joined the elusive bracket

00:24:02.040 that Mr. Paul is in here.

00:24:03.620 And people have told me, they're like,

00:24:05.440 oh, you're going to feel it, man.

00:24:07.260 It's not going to be fun.

00:24:08.180 I'm like, whatever.

00:24:08.920 I paint tanks every year, man.

00:24:10.420 I paint tanks every year.

00:24:11.680 Then my accountant called me and decided to call me on my fucking birthday.

00:24:15.080 Oh.

00:24:16.460 52% of every fucking dollar I made last year went to fixing holes in the streets,

00:24:26.760 and the holes aren't fixed.

00:24:28.140 Like, it's mind-blowing, bro.

00:24:31.200 Is that why you're-

00:24:31.740 Your accountant said you had no expense.

00:24:34.020 That's why.

00:24:34.560 That's why.

00:24:35.220 Because we've joked that before.

00:24:36.360 I wasn't going to talk about that part.

00:24:36.900 If you listen to Impulsive, you know this.

00:24:40.240 Man makes money, spends none of it.

00:24:42.720 And since he has no expenses, no business expenses,

00:24:45.800 he doesn't write anything off.

00:24:47.160 So literally every dollar he makes.

00:24:49.940 Bro, has no one ever taught you to spend your money

00:24:53.780 so you could have some of it to yourself?

00:24:56.440 Right off.

00:24:57.160 So here's the thing.

00:24:57.880 As an ex-crackhead, I don't know.

00:25:02.920 The way you're sweating doesn't look like an ex-crackhead.

00:25:05.300 It looks like a current crackhead.

00:25:06.660 He's a current crackhead.

00:25:07.680 He's like, I'm going to keep all my money for my drugs.

00:25:09.460 That's it.

00:25:09.680 No, no, no, no.

00:25:10.200 52% taxes.

00:25:11.400 51% drugs.

00:25:13.060 That's 103%.

00:25:14.460 And then he's just sweating.

00:25:16.460 It's just profuse.

00:25:17.320 And then he blames it on fucking gum.

00:25:20.440 Blames it on gum.

00:25:21.400 And face cream.

00:25:23.040 No, but I always am waiting for that other shoe to fall.

00:25:27.480 And I talked to our guy, Jed, about it, who, you know, has worked with people who have similar stories.

00:25:32.580 And he's like, you got to get out of that habit, man.

00:25:35.780 you're you're here to stay you're not going anywhere you got to start playing by the actual

00:25:40.460 rules because i saved all my money assuming that tomorrow you know comes and i may not have anymore

00:25:45.220 and so i i i fucking nest egg like crazy and just put it all it's like bank said to me the other day

00:25:51.520 he goes why do you have that many figures in a checking account like what the fuck are you it's

00:25:55.720 a checking account you use that to buy eggs and milk at the store you could buy a house here with

00:26:01.160 it why is it in your checking account we have a group chat well you don't invest in stocks or

00:26:05.620 anything we have a few hundred called the bitcoin boys just a couple boys in the house

00:26:10.280 shout out shout out president president broido

00:26:14.820 and uh mike's in it but he just shits on us the whole time he refuses to invest in anything

00:26:22.460 i don't think he's diversified his portfolio at all please tell me you have some stocks

00:26:27.420 tesla well this is not uh tesla this is not investing advice by the way but yeah i got

00:26:32.240 some blue chips i got some tesla stuff like that but listen i pull a very nice 0.0009 in my savings

00:26:38.720 account every year but i'm thinking about next year potentially stepping it up to a cd which

00:26:43.180 will get me 0.001 so it's an extra one i just get too scared scared what about properties bro

00:26:49.900 well if you bring me to vegas i'll gamble uh you bring me to vegas i'll put 100 i want you to do

00:26:56.960 go to pennsylvania michigan use uh barstool sports i love you i love that for you what i don't like

00:27:01.160 is when you start talking about business why before you were like well i've been uh investing

00:27:05.660 and uh you know it's just made me feel really comfortable to uh diversify more my portfolio

00:27:10.040 and you know like a year ago i started with you and you all you had was the dab you know like

00:27:14.220 was this and now when i talk to you and you're like uh yeah i saw your email but i'm really

00:27:19.220 busy on call say you think i could circle back and like ping you later like you're using corporate

00:27:23.100 terminology and i fucking hate it you grew too fast i don't know what happened i swear to god

00:27:28.820 The moment I turned 25, I looked at my hands in my bank account.

00:27:33.120 I said, why is my money not making money?

00:27:35.740 Yeah, yeah.

00:27:36.820 All these equations started popping up in three-dimensional life.

00:27:40.920 This is weird.

00:27:42.500 I make money, but my money doesn't make money,

00:27:44.880 and I'm losing money because my money isn't making money for me.

00:27:48.560 And so I just started to stop saying, yeah, like you agree.

00:27:51.500 Well, I just started caring more.

00:27:53.160 And Jeff, my manager, has been harping on this for years,

00:27:56.420 but I just never gave a fuck, bro.

00:27:57.940 I bought a $90,000 couch.

00:28:00.080 I'm a fucking idiot.

00:28:01.380 Oh, I was.

00:28:01.900 Well, hey, which one of your friends called you an idiot when you did that?

00:28:05.620 Oh, Jeff.

00:28:07.060 You raised your finger.

00:28:08.900 Yeah.

00:28:09.340 Yeah.

00:28:09.760 It was the middle finger, by the way.

00:28:11.460 Just in case people didn't pick that up.

00:28:12.960 I just, I encourage, here's the takeaway.

00:28:15.800 I encourage young people to start caring about their finances sooner.

00:28:21.200 And I know it's tough to give a shit about something that you don't give a shit about.

00:28:26.800 because it's boring but gamify it make it fun um download e-trader a coinbase or robin hood

00:28:35.480 something just start start start playing it doesn't need to be vast amounts amounts of money

00:28:40.480 but um start understanding how the market works um whatever market it may be and uh get involved

00:28:48.540 well you know i don't have anything like i don't not have any investments i just need to get a

00:28:52.860 little bit more exposed it's time for you to get a vehicle that's happening this week it's me again

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00:30:13.440 Back to the program.

00:30:14.540 Anybody hear about this Roman Atwood stuff?

00:30:17.280 Uh, no.

00:30:18.020 Did you hear about this yesterday?

00:30:19.040 Uh, what happened?

00:30:21.020 Lay it on us.

00:30:21.660 Roman Atwood, one of the biggest YouTubers in YouTube history.

00:30:26.000 That's where you guys met.

00:30:27.060 Yeah.

00:30:27.580 When me and Logan originally met, he was there at Travis Petrana's house.

00:30:30.780 This guy was Mr. Surefire.

00:30:32.260 He was there every day making people smile more.

00:30:35.540 Mr. Roman Atwood.

00:30:36.400 Everybody fucking knows and loves this guy, right?

00:30:38.500 Yeah.

00:30:39.060 But over the past year plus, he seemed to have vanished and no one knew where he went.

00:30:45.860 he was putting out these very you know sparse videos very very uh inconsistent and everybody

00:30:51.960 was like where the fuck the roman out would go well yesterday he puts out this video next to

00:30:55.460 britney explaining that he has had these high level stalkers that have been destroying his life

00:31:04.400 overall during all of 2020 uh they called in bomb threats to a family funeral he was at

00:31:10.020 they got access to his home and were able to depower his home turn off electric they got

00:31:15.380 control of his cars they got control of the cameras in his home and were sending him screenshots and

00:31:19.480 videos off of his cameras they canceled his car insurance why roman what why roman atwood he's so

00:31:26.360 wholesome i don't know and i and and i know he's been working with the fbi on it um and and he was

00:31:32.560 finally able to tell this story but it's extremely scary because you hear stories about you know

00:31:38.160 people that visit the house or they send letters or they send uh uh the uh fleshlights oh we've

00:31:46.280 had that yeah that was kind of cool though like i'm your biggest fan here's my vagina yeah in a

00:31:51.760 box you know like that's normal but to have somebody turn off your power you know while

00:31:57.860 you're trying to microwave a tostinos the little pizza rolls the access to his power grid that

00:32:04.460 terrifies me because he has children children that's like what where are the cameras facing

00:32:09.400 do you get what i'm saying like yeah i hear creepy stories about that stuff all the time that's get

00:32:14.160 like why couldn't they get like a scum of the internet motherfucker like keem star h3 honestly

00:32:21.680 daniel keem he's one of the biggest most well-respected boxing news

00:32:25.760 he's the one that bro was the breaking news about the lack of interest in your

00:32:32.320 He texted me last week

00:32:36.680 and said that there's a massive beef brewing

00:32:38.700 between you and Jake and he wanted me to attract him.

00:32:42.120 We're going on vacation next week.

00:32:45.780 I swear to God,

00:32:46.860 if you want to know nothing

00:32:48.360 and everything that's not true,

00:32:49.960 go to this dude's channel.

00:32:51.680 Why did you point at me?

00:32:52.800 Because you're the one who's texting him and shit.

00:32:54.800 No, he texted me.

00:32:56.520 I didn't even respond.

00:32:57.960 Back to Roman Atwood.

00:32:59.140 So hopefully this means

00:33:01.240 and he might have said this at the end of the video i was trying to listen to it but jeff

00:33:05.340 uh interrupted me and told me i should open a bakery and was just talking to me while i was

00:33:08.980 watching the video which i love but at the same time i wish i had the ending to the story uh

00:33:13.280 hopefully it means the fbi has been involved and so hopefully it means roman atwood will

00:33:17.700 return uh to a consistent posting schedule because i know he brings a lot of light to a

00:33:21.760 lot of people's lives and i think uh a lot of people want to see him on this show i think a

00:33:25.960 lot of people want to see mr roman atwood on impulsive and so we hope that happens uh roman

00:33:29.620 And if you're watching this, I hope things get better for you as well.

00:33:32.420 Best of luck to you guys.

00:33:34.160 Yeah.

00:33:34.720 Scary stuff for real.

00:33:36.040 Yeah.

00:33:36.260 I love you, Roman.

00:33:42.060 Something happened.

00:33:43.280 Something happened.

00:33:44.560 Immediately.

00:33:45.080 Every viewer was like, it was Logan.

00:33:47.780 Logan was the one that.

00:33:48.720 No, I really do love Roman.

00:33:50.420 He's like an older brother to me.

00:33:51.700 He's so, he's so nice, dude.

00:33:54.000 Something happened that I want to talk about.

00:33:59.620 There's a lot of pressure on this story

00:34:01.540 But

00:34:03.100 Somebody try to stick their finger in your asshole

00:34:05.220 No I get angry

00:34:08.740 When that happens

00:34:10.180 Mostly when they're strangers

00:34:12.580 Like I don't know

00:34:13.320 Excuse me sir what are you doing

00:34:16.000 What are you doing guys

00:34:16.860 Stop and shop

00:34:18.700 This is Costco

00:34:20.140 What are you doing in my box

00:34:21.360 Sir I just met you

00:34:22.480 Have you

00:34:25.640 Yeah you've had

00:34:26.680 I just wanted to agree

00:34:29.460 I'm so sorry.

00:34:31.440 Phone sex.

00:34:32.460 Yeah.

00:34:32.780 You've had it.

00:34:33.320 Yeah, I'll do it because...

00:34:34.320 Good?

00:34:37.460 It's just my dick in my hands.

00:34:39.380 Okay.

00:34:39.640 You know what I'm saying?

00:34:40.300 I can relate.

00:34:40.520 Is it over FaceTime?

00:34:42.640 No, I'm talking good old fashion.

00:34:44.200 Just audio, okay.

00:34:45.540 Audio.

00:34:46.200 Yeah.

00:34:46.520 You?

00:34:47.560 Yeah, when I was young.

00:34:49.420 Not really, like, not a new thing.

00:34:50.860 Like how young?

00:34:51.540 All right, listen.

00:34:52.060 Like I was a kid and I thought that was cool.

00:34:54.340 Six, seven?

00:34:55.240 I feel like if you're in a long-distance relationship

00:34:57.120 and you want to keep that, like, that fire going between you guys.

00:35:00.540 But, like, it's, I mean, you know.

00:35:03.180 You made the biggest mistake.

00:35:04.340 Well, I mean, you just suck at it.

00:35:05.920 That's why.

00:35:06.620 You just made the biggest mistake by serving this up before you told the story.

00:35:10.560 No.

00:35:10.980 Also, like, I mean, I'm dating an actress.

00:35:13.660 That girl could get into character like that.

00:35:15.380 I mean, she pretends like she's in love with me every day and I love it.

00:35:17.580 Wait, wait, wait.

00:35:18.040 Hold on.

00:35:19.160 I'm dating an actress, too.

00:35:20.300 What the fuck?

00:35:20.720 What are you saying?

00:35:21.680 Yeah, your actress would probably be a lot better than me.

00:35:25.340 Go.

00:35:26.100 Bro.

00:35:26.460 I just have never had phone sex before

00:35:28.660 Wait pause

00:35:29.160 Give us a little preview of you

00:35:30.760 Ready I'll be the girl

00:35:31.580 You be you

00:35:32.320 Ready

00:35:32.580 Whoa whose story is that

00:35:34.160 I told you you gave us too much power

00:35:37.360 You gave us too much power

00:35:38.900 You should have just gone into it

00:35:40.260 I'm taking you up the roller coaster

00:35:41.800 Chill

00:35:42.200 Are you ready

00:35:44.200 I am ready

00:35:45.060 Never had phone sex before

00:35:46.360 The opportunity was presented to me

00:35:48.440 I said alright

00:35:49.120 Got my dick

00:35:50.280 Got my hand

00:35:50.860 Got a phone

00:35:51.760 Ooh cramp

00:35:53.580 I'll take it from there

00:35:55.480 Give me a last shot

00:35:56.280 give me a like give me let's give this a shot let's give this a shot i'll i'll do phone sex and

00:35:59.860 i quickly realized like there's a reason i've never done it before because as goofy and as

00:36:05.860 comfortable in my own skin as i am some things sexually i'm just not because i just can't take

00:36:14.360 myself serious and the girl who offered the phone sex like again i learned pretty quickly was like

00:36:21.680 she's pretty experienced in this arena and you know so i'm sitting there and she starts talking

00:36:28.200 she starts off right you know well excuse me uh parental control warning because you know

00:36:34.660 she goes i wish i was there just like sucking you know i feel like i don't do a good job at it but

00:36:41.440 you know i feel like i'm just there sucking your penis just like looking you in the eyes and

00:36:45.960 oh my god and just going down my throat and i'm like oh my god this is this is great she's really

00:36:51.300 good at this but also she doesn't do those things in real life like this particular girl doesn't

00:36:56.300 suck dick she doesn't so i'm like i'm like this is hot but like logically i'm like this makes no

00:37:02.340 sense because like she doesn't wish these things she's just saying it because we're having phone

00:37:06.020 sex but like ah fuck yeah okay i get into it you know the good old-fashioned uh masculine reaction

00:37:12.020 i'm getting pretty hard this is turning me on the voice the phone it's incredible and uh now it's

00:37:18.600 my turn right you go back and forth and shit this is it 25 years of life never had phone sex in my

00:37:24.840 life what do i say so i start off i'm like hey so i the first thing i would do we'd make out

00:37:36.700 we'd be we'd be kissing each other on the lips and i'm and yo you know she's trying she's helping

00:37:48.140 me out she's like yeah like oh yeah big time and and and and before you know it we'd be having sex

00:37:56.120 and just on the other line she's like yo yo no listen listen i look down i'm flaccid

00:38:06.680 completely soft completely soft so i stopped talking right because because now i'm just like

00:38:11.940 saying like dumb shit to try to keep up with this conversation so then she goes again right

00:38:16.720 doing a great job rock hard again rocket ship i talk by the end of my dumb fucking

00:38:22.860 vomit of uh sensual bullshit i'm i'm soft again so my dick is just like yo what we doing champ

00:38:30.560 what we doing because when i talk i'm like this i'm like this oh i'm gonna be i'll be inside of

00:38:35.420 your body that's where i'll be and you'll you'll be enjoying it most likely and so so the you know

00:38:45.220 the clock's ticking time's running out and i'm like i gotta i gotta get out of here but she's

00:38:49.900 into it she's so into it she's doing such a great job she's professional and eventually i just i'm

00:38:55.280 like i faked an orgasm bro i think sorry why i faked a phone sex orgasm because i couldn't do it

00:39:02.700 so that's against the rules for men that's against the rules oh you can't do that bro

00:39:07.320 Bro, I'm on the phone

00:39:11.620 I'm like

00:39:11.860 I might hit like mute a couple times

00:39:15.500 To make it seem like it's going in and out

00:39:16.780 That's how you nut?

00:39:18.460 No

00:39:18.900 What are you, a villain from like a black and white cartoon?

00:39:23.560 Yo, I'm a guy

00:39:24.300 Fucking Marvel villain or something

00:39:26.660 You got me coppers

00:39:30.840 That's what they sound like in hentai

00:39:35.100 What's your moan

00:39:37.760 What do you sound like when you're orgasming

00:39:39.520 What

00:39:41.580 Give me your real one

00:39:43.400 I feel like I'm too

00:39:46.020 Not in the moan for it

00:39:47.960 No like

00:39:48.820 There's a lot of passion in it

00:39:50.880 It's like the one time I'm 100%

00:39:52.740 Stop laughing at me

00:39:55.980 This is him

00:39:56.620 I love this

00:40:01.000 I love you

00:40:02.220 I love you so much

00:40:04.500 he's told me he has that problem in the past

00:40:08.600 that like rampant I love you that slips

00:40:10.640 out while coming

00:40:11.400 I love you

00:40:14.020 and she's just like you dare

00:40:15.560 and he's like ah

00:40:17.680 nope but I did at that

00:40:20.520 moment it felt like it did

00:40:22.040 don't tell girls you love them during sex even if you do

00:40:24.600 even if you do

00:40:25.840 you can if you love them

00:40:28.280 yeah but I try not to

00:40:29.680 did you finish? no fuck no

00:40:32.020 no I mean like did you finish

00:40:34.480 The story that you're telling right now

00:40:36.120 Yeah I'm done

00:40:38.160 I faked an orgasm because I couldn't do it

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00:41:35.700 Logan.

00:41:37.100 Yeah.

00:41:37.520 That's not me.

00:41:38.440 Yeah.

00:41:38.680 Yeah.

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00:41:44.600 Yeah.

00:41:44.920 Yeah.

00:41:45.220 Think of,

00:41:45.720 think of me when you're,

00:41:46.660 when you fuck fucking back to the program.

00:41:49.120 That's the reason I ask you is I find it.

00:41:53.160 I find it so funny that cause I could relate to this so much that people

00:41:57.420 like you or,

00:41:58.100 or,

00:41:58.360 or even I,

00:41:58.920 that do that kind of like acting

00:42:01.580 or unscripted shit during the day

00:42:03.040 can't produce when it comes to that moment.

00:42:05.900 Check this.

00:42:07.300 You guys got like stories today.

00:42:09.240 I love this.

00:42:09.920 Check this.

00:42:11.500 Every once in a while,

00:42:12.820 maybe once a week,

00:42:13.780 girlfriend rolls in a different outfit.

00:42:15.560 Loves role playing.

00:42:16.340 It's one of her favorite things.

00:42:17.260 Her favorite role play thing

00:42:18.220 I can't even talk about on the show

00:42:19.120 because it's-

00:42:19.740 You've told me about it?

00:42:20.640 It's fucking-

00:42:21.140 I can't talk.

00:42:21.960 It's gross.

00:42:22.240 It would get me army hammered.

00:42:24.240 Literally, dude.

00:42:26.420 You are fucking-

00:42:28.900 But let me say this

00:42:31.300 So she shows up

00:42:32.120 The one that relates to the story the most

00:42:34.080 She shows up as a cheerleader

00:42:35.460 With a red little cheerleading outfit on

00:42:38.480 With the midriff exposed

00:42:40.200 And she comes in and she goes

00:42:42.200 Mr. Chaney

00:42:44.920 I left my homework at home

00:42:49.160 What can I do to

00:42:51.340 Still get an A

00:42:53.320 And I go into the same fucking mode as you

00:42:57.380 I'm like

00:42:58.060 uh uh well uh maybe we can get you a ride back to your house to pick that up you know and maybe

00:43:04.940 you could have your mom run it out to you and we'll still be able to get it graded by the end

00:43:08.400 by the end of the day and she's just like mr cheney i was thinking like maybe something a

00:43:16.500 little bit more exciting i'm just like um yeah i mean we could maybe get like one of the one of

00:43:24.380 the kids from audio video to

00:43:26.400 follow you on a skateboard or something as you go

00:43:28.360 pick it up. I'm not quite sure exactly what

00:43:30.380 you're looking for here. I'm terrible

00:43:32.540 at it. I'm in the same fucking boat as you.

00:43:34.600 The worst, bro. But who's Mr. Chaney?

00:43:36.900 I don't know. I've

00:43:38.360 asked her multiple. I'm like, is Mr. Chaney a real

00:43:40.320 person? A thousand percent. Yeah, for sure.

00:43:42.580 Mr. Chaney was that one hot young teacher

00:43:44.420 when she was a student. Damn, she couldn't

00:43:46.420 get the real one or the fake one. She just

00:43:48.540 could not get Mr. Chaney at all.

00:43:50.400 Zero. So how did you, did you,

00:43:52.300 do you pull it off? Because you're in person,

00:43:54.160 You can't fake the orgasm

00:43:55.760 No no no

00:43:56.560 I mean at some point I'm like

00:43:59.000 Yo Mr. Chaney ain't fucking here no more

00:44:02.060 You know what I'm saying

00:44:02.880 Get in the fucking mode

00:44:05.520 I can't do this shit

00:44:07.160 I've told this story with the whip as well

00:44:10.320 Some of these things

00:44:11.800 It's like I can't

00:44:14.160 I don't take myself that serious

00:44:16.600 I can't get in the mode

00:44:18.860 You want me to smack your butt

00:44:20.500 But not all the way hard

00:44:22.300 Because I'll kill you woman

00:44:23.560 do we i mean do we yeah that's happened this just did another girl died from a booty slap it was

00:44:29.060 incredible dick his name was and ironically his name was dick cheney is i'm not kidding his name

00:44:37.000 was dick cheney was the vice president so amara is just really into vice president mr cheney

00:44:42.060 i gotta prepare better next time like and i think that's what it is it might be a preparedness thing

00:44:47.220 like what what if what if you said it to her and uh and you actually had planned it out

00:44:51.740 If I had backstory, there's a chance I could pull it off.

00:44:55.540 Just sitting there with a laptop?

00:44:57.260 If I dove into character.

00:44:58.480 It's not for me, guys.

00:45:00.640 Well, that's fine.

00:45:01.940 Growing up, I always thought you were asexual.

00:45:05.300 Turns out I'm not.

00:45:06.900 Yeah, I used to call you a ficus.

00:45:09.080 Why?

00:45:09.780 Because you're just like a plant.

00:45:11.540 He doesn't care.

00:45:12.620 He just didn't care.

00:45:13.400 Like, oh, dude, she's hot.

00:45:15.920 I think this guy's sexual drive is nothing.

00:45:19.000 You go in waves.

00:45:20.020 You go like really, really, really high.

00:45:21.740 And then, like, nothing.

00:45:23.540 Yeah.

00:45:24.120 That's you.

00:45:24.940 Yeah.

00:45:25.620 You guys try Clubhouse?

00:45:27.860 I've heard a lot about this.

00:45:29.560 I'll make a face for it.

00:45:33.960 It's already valued at over a billion dollars.

00:45:36.920 Clubhouse gets a billion dollars.

00:45:38.660 Another Silicon Valley app gets a billion dollar valuation.

00:45:41.900 Guess what I have to tell you about valuations?

00:45:44.100 It don't fucking matter.

00:45:45.920 Equity.

00:45:46.680 Equity.

00:45:47.120 I got you equity.

00:45:48.460 That's my favorite still.

00:45:50.300 Hey, man.

00:45:51.740 You give me enough of your stuff, you push this app for me,

00:45:55.280 I'll get you 20% equity.

00:45:56.880 You know what that equity's worth?

00:45:58.020 I'm like, nothing.

00:45:59.800 Can I buy broccoli with it?

00:46:02.260 See, maybe this is my short-term thinking again.

00:46:04.560 You know what I'm saying?

00:46:05.180 But also at the same time, like, Jeff,

00:46:07.380 what's the percentage of these fuckers that actually sell?

00:46:10.040 It's so low.

00:46:11.680 It's almost like winning the lottery.

00:46:13.220 It's crazy.

00:46:14.220 Some creators would tell you that's a bad business strategy.

00:46:16.740 Mr. Beast is diversifying in a way where he's taking equity

00:46:20.200 from a bunch of little startup companies.

00:46:23.060 And let me post suffix or preface or whatever.

00:46:26.220 I still have equity in a couple of things

00:46:28.080 that I truly believe in.

00:46:29.060 I'm not saying it's a bad strategy overall,

00:46:31.960 but it's like the go-to offer for Silicon Valley.

00:46:35.800 I'll give you some sweat-ec, bro.

00:46:37.860 You want a little sweat-ec, man?

00:46:38.980 You do a little work for us?

00:46:39.860 Do a little work for you?

00:46:40.880 No, you sweat enough,

00:46:41.980 so I don't think you can do that.

00:46:42.900 I would be the king of sweat equity, bro.

00:46:45.060 Sir, actually, I have enough that you can see.

00:46:47.260 I don't need any more.

00:46:48.240 Thank you.

00:46:48.600 It hurts me that you say that

00:46:49.820 because i i have equity in clubhouse i was one of the first um hey i think clubhouse is bound to go

00:46:55.020 go for a billion man that's the one dude i lied i lied clubhouse it's an invitation on the app

00:47:00.460 i'm on it oh you are yeah i'm on it yeah so you you listen to people talk one can set up a room

00:47:07.660 with a topic and it's basically like a virtual stage where there can be multiple speakers in

00:47:14.640 a room and thousands of people can listen to these people talk about xyz and i i started

00:47:21.600 experimenting with it i think it's a i think it's a cool concept at first i didn't i definitely

00:47:26.260 didn't like i definitely made fun of it and then i hopped on i was like oh this is very interesting

00:47:29.560 network wise i think i could meet some cool people um on this app because allegedly some

00:47:36.200 billionaires and some high profile people make their way in there and are actively using the app

00:47:40.520 listen yeah yeah for sure that could have been the best linkedin thing i'm not listen i'm not

00:47:46.960 i'm not i'm fucking around to an extent i i think i think it's great and i think pete there's a huge

00:47:51.620 appetite for long-form discussion which evidenced by the people watching the show right now and

00:47:56.620 people want to hear people talk about diverse topics the one thing that i uh don't love about

00:48:04.120 the current landscape of the internet in general is that the saturation of subject matter experts

00:48:10.340 is so high right now and when you provide just another catalyst for subject matter x he is the

00:48:17.840 eminent preeminent subject matter expert on e-commerce and you get all these dudes in there

00:48:24.040 by the way who who knows like what their credentials are like they're like yeah he

00:48:28.520 worth over 30 minutes then the next guy comes in worth over 60 million in sweat equity he has over

00:48:35.860 90 million in sweat equity

00:48:37.980 in his bank account.

00:48:39.640 And they're like, wow,

00:48:40.060 that dude's loaded on sweat equity.

00:48:43.760 He could buy 10 sweat equity Bentleys.

00:48:45.960 Why don't they just put it on YouTube?

00:48:48.160 I just don't know.

00:48:49.440 I love it because I like the idea of listening to people

00:48:51.840 talk and if people want to fucking digest that content

00:48:53.780 and also, by the way, I really hope

00:48:55.780 it works out for whoever created it. I hope it goes for

00:48:57.760 a billion and a half. It will.

00:48:59.320 Well said, though. My biggest

00:49:00.640 problem navigating the app was I don't

00:49:04.040 It's hard to qualify people if their names I don't recognize.

00:49:07.900 Which is everyone on the app.

00:49:09.100 Almost.

00:49:09.760 Yeah.

00:49:11.120 It's, yeah, it's in a weird space.

00:49:13.320 Like, I hopped on it once.

00:49:14.180 I did one talk, and I was like, yo, like, I have a podcast.

00:49:18.440 What the fuck am I like?

00:49:19.280 Well, just at what point does it get too noisy?

00:49:21.400 At what point is everybody talking?

00:49:23.940 You know what I'm saying?

00:49:24.640 And how do you cut through that?

00:49:25.800 And how do you cut through that noise?

00:49:27.120 Do you have an answer to someone?

00:49:28.800 Because that's like the golden question for this age we're living in anyways, 2021, is

00:49:32.920 how do you how do you filter the fucking noise and bullshit that everyone is is uh yapping about

00:49:40.200 nowadays because everyone has a voice you can do something or say something about whatever

00:49:43.660 and be an expert on subject matter expert are you talking about uh how do you navigate the

00:49:49.120 receiving end of said content or how do you navigate the the delivery end like are you the

00:49:53.360 creator because we're throwing information you know all day i walk outside and 10 different

00:49:58.620 people will tell me 10 different things about xyz i i guess the the biggest thing would be to spend

00:50:03.820 uh to put in the work would be the number one like spend enough time and effort truly digging

00:50:10.800 into your sources before you call them subject matter experts right like what is what is this

00:50:17.020 person really saying what are people saying about this person what are other people in the industry

00:50:21.480 saying like as we've talked about so much in the past we are a headline driven society and so

00:50:27.320 people look and they're like, wow, that guy, you know, is worth $36 million. I'm going to listen

00:50:33.260 to everything he has to say. I'm going to take it all. And that's going to be my new route to

00:50:37.420 success. Right. So I think, I think you need to, I think you need to personally qualify

00:50:41.960 a little bit of everything, you know, more of everything you hear. And then also I would say

00:50:46.400 like, take, take every, take a little bit from a lot of people. Like don't look at one person to

00:50:50.880 be your to be your savior for your direction in life yeah it's tough man i don't believe

00:50:58.160 fucking anyone you're automatically met with resistance i'll hear you yeah yeah but i don't

00:51:04.940 know if i'm actually downloading your information which is good which is good which is good and it's

00:51:09.920 kind of the like the opposite of what's been this you think army hammers is really eating

00:51:15.620 girls brains well yeah he well hold on david says well he's just saying that based on he's

00:51:26.040 just saying that based on he has david has actual firsthand knowledge it's a baking soda

00:51:29.860 no sorry that's arm and hammer it's a this is a different part it's an altogether different

00:51:35.580 entity different life form even it's not powder of any kind oh he's an actor yes oh look oh oh

00:51:42.940 Oh shit I heard

00:51:45.640 Oh this girl was at our house

00:51:47.280 Oh is that how you know

00:51:49.460 Who the fuck

00:51:50.320 Wait is that the right one

00:51:54.080 Oh we're like intertwined

00:51:55.580 That's the one I've seen her

00:51:57.020 Who the fuck is that

00:51:57.940 Why do people like this always look like this guy

00:52:00.500 Oh wait she went public with the fucking story

00:52:03.680 Oh I thought you were just telling me about it

00:52:06.560 Cause you

00:52:06.960 Had phone sex with her

00:52:09.500 Now is this

00:52:11.460 Is this true?

00:52:12.600 Is this true?

00:52:13.280 Or are we just kind of like throwing gasoline on a fire that doesn't need to be lit?

00:52:16.580 No, no, no.

00:52:17.300 We've seen the, as James Charles would say, the fucking receipts, bro.

00:52:20.780 Oh, really?

00:52:21.180 They exist, dude.

00:52:22.520 And this dude is pocketing toes, eating deer hearts.

00:52:27.280 I mean, you know, he's got more.

00:52:29.900 What's this girl's name?

00:52:31.120 Paige.

00:52:31.820 Paige.

00:52:33.480 But, yeah, supposedly, you know, and this, you know, what?

00:52:36.860 Would you call him a B-list actor?

00:52:38.360 i have gotten a dm saying army had sent me photos of me tied up that i didn't know about i didn't

00:52:43.240 even know the photos existed or what they look like i don't know if i was blindfolded

00:52:46.540 oh she was branded like a cattle i feel like we may have not prefaced the story enough well

00:52:51.900 we're discovering it look well that's weird i guess who who's this guy again what is he acting

00:52:56.600 he's he played the the winklevoss twins in social network yep what else he's on a big show

00:53:03.360 sorry to bother you sorry to but i didn't know if you were saying sorry for bothering me while

00:53:08.160 i was talking i thought you were actually saying that sorry to bother you uh he all from what i

00:53:12.600 understand he also was looked at as a potential actor for uh 50 shades wow which would have made

00:53:17.660 a ton of great cast yeah exactly they just knew they looked at him they're like this mother yes

00:53:22.160 absolutely but um he's been he hurts people he's he's been under fire for the past couple weeks as

00:53:27.360 uh one instagram account started to reveal um these dms between him and and and women

00:53:34.720 that were quite fucking damning.

00:53:38.520 I'd like to cut you, your body into pieces,

00:53:41.480 I'd like to cut you into pieces and have sex with the pieces.

00:53:45.060 I'm sorry, what's that German? Say it in English.

00:53:46.920 I want to fuck your actual brain.

00:53:49.240 He had eaten a deer's heart in front of a friend

00:53:52.860 after it had just died on the road after it got hit by a car.

00:53:55.740 I bet this dude's a beast at phone sex.

00:53:57.640 Oh, he'd crush it. He'd crush it.

00:53:59.580 Do you think, like, it's crazy how stuff like this could start spreading

00:54:04.000 And we see things that, like you said, can be pretty damning

00:54:07.160 Let's also be clear, we're not saying it didn't happen either

00:54:09.980 By any means

00:54:11.200 I hate this shit because it's so catastrophic to this man's life

00:54:16.860 If he didn't do this, that's terrible

00:54:19.600 This guy's image is completely destroyed now

00:54:21.540 But if he did do this, then good, fuck them

00:54:23.580 I'm going to lean on the side that it definitely did happen

00:54:27.540 But we don't know

00:54:28.320 Just because we had that personal anecdote

00:54:33.340 So we know this girl, right?

00:54:36.460 Is there multiple women that came out and said this?

00:54:38.580 If that's the case, they're fine.

00:54:40.120 And they're all saying the same thing.

00:54:41.140 They're all saying the same thing.

00:54:42.000 There are a hundred screenshots on the page that was taken down.

00:54:45.420 A hundred screenshots.

00:54:47.040 A hundred screenshots, he's saying, from the audience

00:54:49.280 because we still don't have subtitles or ability to show you what the person's saying,

00:54:53.200 which we should probably work on, yeah?

00:54:54.760 Because I know the audience has been asked for it.

00:54:56.460 We can upgrade the set.

00:54:57.540 Rats.

00:54:57.920 Things like that.

00:54:58.400 Ready for this?

00:54:59.000 Fucking crazy.

00:54:59.580 Ready for this?

00:55:00.160 what if instead of depending on public sentiment on screenshots which can obviously be you know

00:55:07.060 fabricated in this day and age you know firsthand stories conversation we let the investigative

00:55:13.040 process take place this is something that we've been missing out on for years now this is just

00:55:17.800 another result of cancel culture cancel culture can go in a million different ways one of which is

00:55:22.760 making decisions and passing judgments without due process and the necessary information to do so

00:55:28.440 What's the due process here?

00:55:30.060 This is a criminal case.

00:55:32.060 100%.

00:55:32.460 There's people claiming sexual assault.

00:55:36.040 There's people claiming the threat of-

00:55:39.120 Is it being criminally investigated?

00:55:40.800 Is it being criminally investigated?

00:55:42.580 Is it being criminally investigated?

00:55:44.280 We'd have to ask a criminal.

00:55:46.780 Hey, is it being criminally investigated?

00:55:50.320 Shit.

00:55:51.060 So now I just even made it-

00:55:52.660 I'm horrible of a person.

00:55:54.580 And I'm sweaty.

00:55:55.160 This is why I'm just be careful because like-

00:55:57.160 This is what I hate.

00:55:57.840 and I'll just say this

00:55:58.620 I can't stand

00:56:00.040 when people

00:56:00.520 just say shit

00:56:01.580 as soon as they hear it

00:56:02.580 they just like

00:56:02.940 spread it out

00:56:03.400 and also

00:56:04.160 I hate

00:56:04.740 I hate to say this

00:56:06.460 but I hate

00:56:07.200 when girls

00:56:07.800 fake that shit

00:56:09.500 because if this shit's real

00:56:10.740 you know I'm like

00:56:11.200 there's so many fake cases

00:56:12.320 that it buries the real cases

00:56:13.480 oh there's nothing worse

00:56:14.360 there's nothing worse

00:56:15.380 you're a horrible

00:56:16.700 horrible human being

00:56:17.860 if you're going to

00:56:18.920 lie about this shit

00:56:19.880 so I'd say

00:56:21.140 I'm gonna wait

00:56:21.860 until the police

00:56:22.780 get involved

00:56:23.300 and if they announce it

00:56:24.880 I say we bring it back up

00:56:25.740 on the podcast

00:56:26.160 his point though

00:56:27.820 which is the the major point here and the valid one is that this may not be a criminal case and

00:56:33.060 so what ends up uh coming up here is a question about kink a question about uh what how far is

00:56:41.300 too far when it comes to weirdness in the fucking bedroom oh i know exactly the answer it's as soon

00:56:46.600 as one person steps out of the line and that person is now uncomfortable in any way shape or

00:56:52.240 form so if you're like yo we're gonna do this and then i agree to it but then i'm like yo yo

00:56:56.380 Hey, finger in the butt, totally fine

00:56:59.440 Branding me with your name

00:57:01.200 I'm off

00:57:02.080 You're coming in crushing

00:57:07.300 Are they in German or English?

00:57:10.360 Got it

00:57:11.060 I don't know how we are in 2021

00:57:13.340 And we still don't know the line of

00:57:15.480 Hey, don't do that

00:57:16.520 And it's okay to do that

00:57:18.460 But I think to Logan's point is

00:57:20.560 That consent

00:57:23.400 Or lack thereof can also be taken out of the story

00:57:25.920 Do you know what I'm saying

00:57:26.700 Oh like the girl's like

00:57:27.420 Yeah I want you to brand me

00:57:28.440 Yeah and then you get

00:57:29.180 They get branded

00:57:29.800 And they

00:57:30.200 That part gets removed

00:57:31.380 Do you know what I'm saying

00:57:32.020 So it's

00:57:32.640 Bro it's

00:57:33.280 As Robin Thicke once said

00:57:35.380 In the words of Robin Thicke

00:57:38.480 Blurred lines

00:57:40.680 It's just

00:57:42.960 I'm sorry

00:57:44.000 I don't fucking know what I'm saying

00:57:45.000 I'm sweaty

00:57:45.420 These DMs

00:57:46.240 Hey hey hey

00:57:46.880 These DMs are heavy man

00:57:47.860 Are they

00:57:48.720 Are you gonna put one up or no

00:57:49.980 I don't know if I

00:57:52.160 Can I read one

00:57:53.440 I'll read it

00:57:54.100 Yeah yeah

00:57:55.300 Go ahead man

00:57:55.780 I know

00:57:57.680 But I can't stop thinking of fucking your actual brain

00:58:01.020 And that's the sweetest thing you've said

00:58:04.600 Me too, it sounds incredible

00:58:06.320 Everything you are, every thought, every emotion

00:58:08.920 Everything

00:58:09.440 Yo, hold up, wait, hold up, hold up

00:58:11.060 Fucking you sense

00:58:12.060 Fucking every

00:58:14.040 Fucking every sense

00:58:16.520 Thing you are

00:58:17.700 Dude, that sounded like the Joker

00:58:19.700 It sucks just knowing that dyslexia also affects

00:58:23.360 Weird people

00:58:24.220 Check this out

00:58:25.020 So I'm reading the screenshot and it's just the things that he said

00:58:27.420 Yeah with the responses

00:58:29.500 And those things have been deleted

00:58:31.180 Like here here's what it could have been

00:58:33.840 Um

00:58:34.360 Like what's the

00:58:37.140 She unsent hers

00:58:38.080 Regardless

00:58:39.840 This woman unsent hers

00:58:43.920 Cause it says I know

00:58:45.280 Like what did she say

00:58:46.640 Like it's missing context

00:58:48.680 That's the sweetest thing you've said me too

00:58:50.600 It sounds incredible like they're just going back and forth

00:58:52.700 and then you hear one side of a very, very deep sexual kink,

00:58:57.380 it's going to be fucking weird.

00:58:58.680 I'm not standing up for the guy.

00:59:00.980 I think there's too many independently corroborated stories

00:59:03.440 for this shit to not be true,

00:59:05.180 but there are two sides to every story.

00:59:07.600 But wouldn't he have the ones to read?

00:59:10.380 But now he's confirming everything that I think he has come out

00:59:14.380 and said that this is not true.

00:59:16.320 I don't like talking about this shit.

00:59:17.540 Really?

00:59:17.660 Yeah.

00:59:18.760 It's crazy that someone was talking about it brought it up.

00:59:21.260 Also

00:59:23.080 I'm just kidding

00:59:24.220 I'm just kidding

00:59:24.660 I'm just saying

00:59:25.940 Do you think he eats ribs?

00:59:27.240 Have you guys ever

00:59:27.800 Nick ribs?

00:59:29.060 Oh human ribs

00:59:29.620 Have you guys ever wanted

00:59:30.000 To fuck a brain?

00:59:31.240 What are you talking about?

00:59:31.800 What's wrong with you?

00:59:32.700 He says he wants to fuck a brain

00:59:34.040 No he didn't

00:59:34.480 We're not even talking about that

00:59:35.580 Disgusting

00:59:35.980 No one said that

00:59:37.540 It's fucked up

00:59:37.960 The last thing we were talking about

00:59:38.960 Was barstool

00:59:39.860 It's fucked up

00:59:40.800 Have we ever wanted

00:59:41.720 To fuck a brain?

00:59:43.540 What are you saying?

00:59:44.200 What have you been watching?

00:59:45.180 I thought you were a Christian

00:59:45.980 I don't like both of you

00:59:48.440 I love you guys

00:59:49.220 But I just don't like you

00:59:50.100 As human beings

00:59:50.640 I'm settling back in.

00:59:51.800 No more sweat, guys.

00:59:52.840 It was just today.

00:59:53.600 It was today only.

00:59:54.420 You put me out of commission for two weeks.

00:59:56.080 Am I the only one who wonders what his boxers are like right now?

00:59:58.940 Like how wet your boxers are?

01:00:00.420 He'll answer.

01:00:01.860 Oh, he got no boxers on, dog.

01:00:03.580 Thank you.

01:00:04.440 You don't fucking know me by now.

01:00:05.580 I don't fucking wear underwear.

01:00:06.740 Oh, sorry.

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01:01:37.020 at manscaped.com your balls will thank you the relationship with the mother and how it affects

01:01:42.180 your ability to love something i've been thinking about a lot lately i don't know why robin's your

01:01:46.460 mom's a sweetheart me and my mom i'm a mama's boy and sometimes i wonder uh if if my uh inability

01:01:55.260 to be extremely committed and affectionate in a relationship to a point where i'm all in

01:02:00.700 is because i have a wall up because i'm like you're not my fucking mom you ain't you ain't

01:02:07.480 taking my mom's place don't and by the way i i'm saying this jokingly but i guarantee this is a

01:02:12.360 thing and i'm also not saying it's something i suffer from but it's just something i've been

01:02:15.300 thinking of lately do you think that the how you were loved by your mother as a child and in your

01:02:22.700 developmental stages your adolescence has an effect on how you treat women i'm sure but also

01:02:28.460 but more so how you commit and love women.

01:02:30.460 Yeah, bro.

01:02:31.000 Have you not heard like people like girls will fall in love with guys that are like their dad and guys will do the same.

01:02:36.840 Like it's kind of gross, but there's so many times I see Belle do things.

01:02:40.020 I'm like, fuck, that's like exactly like my mom.

01:02:42.840 Like you fall in love with the people that you looked up to or they like loved you.

01:02:46.720 Say my mom's a retired porn star, George.

01:02:48.480 Like at what fucking point have you crossed the line?

01:02:50.620 You want to fuck brains now?

01:02:51.900 Stop, stop, chill, chill.

01:02:53.300 Me or him?

01:02:54.880 I'm always getting a little heated.

01:02:56.000 Yeah, don't sweat again.

01:02:57.240 You have crossed the line multiple times

01:02:59.160 So just ease up

01:03:00.520 I just want, okay

01:03:01.960 I don't know what to do here

01:03:05.880 I think both of you

01:03:08.900 Obviously hit the nail on the head

01:03:10.360 Yes it can be

01:03:11.700 Also like no maybe not

01:03:13.820 Women I have dated

01:03:16.140 Don't resemble sweet sweet Pam

01:03:19.320 Kind of

01:03:20.620 Not even resemble

01:03:21.600 That was him

01:03:23.000 My mom loved the fuck out of me

01:03:25.320 but I'm sorry mom

01:03:27.300 I'm going to out you here a little bit

01:03:28.500 I don't remember many conversations

01:03:31.460 from my mom's side

01:03:34.460 on how to be a suitable suitor

01:03:38.000 you're telling me

01:03:40.100 hold on a sec

01:03:40.720 no stop

01:03:42.200 I need to ask this fucking question

01:03:43.880 are you telling me

01:03:44.900 that you learned how to properly handle

01:03:47.200 the courting process for women

01:03:49.080 from Greg Paul

01:03:50.300 which is why I'm so bad at it

01:03:52.040 Oh, I'm, see, GP, oh, yeah, sure.

01:03:55.200 Imagine GP having phone sex.

01:03:57.340 Yeah, so what I would do is I'd run over a deer

01:03:59.720 and then run inside of you.

01:04:01.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:04:02.360 Hello?

01:04:02.960 You like bow and arrow?

01:04:04.780 Another one.

01:04:05.640 No, no.

01:04:06.680 The only thing I can remember my mom giving me advice on

01:04:10.100 was to not eat spaghetti in front of my date's parents.

01:04:16.140 Yeah, like weird, like, they give you, like, weird little rules.

01:04:19.200 Too messy.

01:04:20.240 Right?

01:04:20.640 Yeah.

01:04:20.840 Come on.

01:04:21.120 And she slurped that shit up.

01:04:22.460 That's so funny you say that.

01:04:24.040 That is the most pointless fucking...

01:04:25.740 Are you kidding me?

01:04:26.900 What?

01:04:27.320 Son, do me a favor.

01:04:29.180 Forget about unprotected sex.

01:04:31.700 Spaghetti.

01:04:32.280 See, that was...

01:04:32.800 Don't do it.

01:04:33.300 That was Greg.

01:04:34.180 Unprotected sex was Greg.

01:04:35.120 What was it?

01:04:35.620 I got to hear this.

01:04:36.440 What did he say?

01:04:37.600 Always work on him.

01:04:38.280 You don't know the story?

01:04:39.000 Yeah.

01:04:39.740 I don't know the story, no.

01:04:41.620 About him asking you to be protected?

01:04:44.220 Dog.

01:04:45.560 I'm like, you know...

01:04:46.720 Oh, this is great.

01:04:47.440 13, 14.

01:04:48.700 He goes...

01:04:49.980 Okay.

01:04:50.180 Why are you guys doing Joker and Batman

01:04:53.920 What the fuck is happening here

01:04:55.320 The older you get

01:04:56.740 The older you get

01:04:58.220 These women are going to want to have sex with you

01:05:00.420 And a lot of them are going to tell you to do it without

01:05:03.180 A raincoat

01:05:04.220 That's what he called it

01:05:05.320 They got different names for everything

01:05:07.540 A raincoat

01:05:08.480 And every time a girl wants to have sex with you without a raincoat

01:05:12.420 You picture me

01:05:13.600 Behind them

01:05:15.380 Going like this

01:05:17.420 No

01:05:19.480 Look at the dog

01:05:24.700 I wish we could zoom in on this

01:05:27.140 So yo, every time

01:05:28.720 A girl's like, do you have a condom?

01:05:30.820 I'm like, of course

01:05:31.560 And she goes, well, I'd rather not

01:05:33.200 GP's fucking bald ass head

01:05:36.460 With his beard that's now turned into a skunk

01:05:39.240 He's got two white stripes for some reason

01:05:41.060 Yeah, I don't like that

01:05:42.000 Sex is synonymous with my dad

01:05:46.920 Say that one more time

01:05:49.520 Sex is synonymous with Greg

01:05:51.320 For me

01:05:52.060 Dude Greg's mine too

01:05:54.340 If I'm having sex with you

01:05:55.780 There's a good chance I'm thinking about my dad

01:05:59.040 Oh lord

01:05:59.940 Oh god

01:06:02.580 At least for one second

01:06:03.840 Just GP coming at ya

01:06:05.160 He ruined me

01:06:07.040 He ruined me

01:06:08.120 He ruined me

01:06:11.360 Yeah that's

01:06:13.040 Maybe that's why you don't really look for people

01:06:15.320 resemble your parents man i agree i would not do that if i was in the dating realm and gp and

01:06:21.500 pam were my mom my mom's gonna call me she didn't be pissed she gave me she gave me some advice i

01:06:25.840 just remember the the majority of the young bachelor conversations coming from greg and you

01:06:31.080 can't imagine how those looked you know i feel like our dads would get along because my dad was

01:06:36.800 my dad was a he liked to have a little bit of fun you know what i'm saying

01:06:41.040 Not really a one woman kind of guy

01:06:44.880 You know what I'm saying

01:06:45.980 Like to have a little fun

01:06:47.920 That's all I'll say

01:06:49.840 I'm not going to throw my dad under the bus

01:06:50.980 Well I mean you just did it with an Italian accent

01:06:53.600 Like to have a little bit of fun

01:06:54.460 I'm not going to say anything

01:06:56.500 But not one vagina for this guy

01:06:58.480 You know what I'm saying

01:06:59.020 I've seen a lot of clips on TikTok and YouTube

01:07:01.400 And I just don't know about this whole monogamy thing

01:07:05.640 It scares me

01:07:08.180 I read a statistic that

01:07:09.940 I think it's

01:07:11.900 It's like

01:07:13.200 Just throw out an answer

01:07:16.180 It could be any number

01:07:17.560 I think it's like two thirds of people that get married

01:07:20.360 Before the age of 30 end up getting divorced

01:07:22.260 Oh yeah

01:07:23.420 I mean it was 55% a long time

01:07:26.200 I mean listen dude it's just

01:07:28.040 It's human nature

01:07:30.660 I think

01:07:31.440 So what you get married

01:07:34.280 For what purpose

01:07:36.500 Like thinking you can beat the odds

01:07:37.680 I'll be honest with you, I'm pretty sure marriage is an industry plant that is created simply

01:07:45.100 to create happiness for the woman.

01:07:47.460 In all honesty, I just want to have a pretty wedding with all my family there.

01:07:51.860 We'll get the chairs and everything.

01:07:52.780 At some point, you just got to fucking eat that bullet as a guy.

01:07:57.460 60% of married couples between the age of 20 to 25 will end in divorce.

01:08:01.680 What the fuck are we doing?

01:08:04.440 What?

01:08:04.880 I'm telling you

01:08:07.040 it's a ceremony

01:08:07.660 it's ceremonial

01:08:09.040 I'm telling you bro

01:08:09.840 at the end of the day

01:08:10.660 here's how

01:08:11.320 like

01:08:11.660 as far as Amber's concerned

01:08:13.380 or any girl that's watched

01:08:14.680 I think the way to suck your guy

01:08:16.100 suck off your guy

01:08:17.840 I think the way to suck your guy

01:08:20.180 into marriage

01:08:20.960 is to quite literally

01:08:21.960 suck him into marriage

01:08:23.140 is to

01:08:24.880 is to talk about the food

01:08:26.400 that will be at the event

01:08:27.340 like if she was like

01:08:28.220 yo listen

01:08:29.020 man

01:08:30.180 filet mignon

01:08:32.200 the fucking little

01:08:33.860 you know

01:08:34.240 The coconut shrimps

01:08:35.220 We'll get them from Outback

01:08:36.560 With the dipping sauce

01:08:37.380 We can get the Outback bread

01:08:38.520 We'll have them on the cutting board

01:08:39.620 With the honey butter on the side

01:08:40.880 Everything

01:08:41.180 The truffle butter

01:08:42.420 Bro you could suck me into that

01:08:44.780 With good food

01:08:45.500 Like literally

01:08:47.180 I'm gonna be honest

01:08:47.980 I didn't hear anything you just said

01:08:49.540 I just pictured you

01:08:50.200 Like 15 years from now

01:08:51.540 Really really big

01:08:52.620 Your girl looks exactly the same

01:08:54.580 Am I sweating?

01:08:55.200 And you're sweating

01:08:56.000 And you're just talking about food

01:08:58.060 And you're just

01:08:58.940 You're just

01:08:59.380 You're in danger man

01:09:00.660 Past the age of 32

01:09:02.160 The odds of divorce

01:09:03.940 Increase by 5% per year

01:09:06.400 At age of marriage

01:09:07.800 So the higher, the older you are getting married

01:09:10.480 The chances of you getting divorced is higher

01:09:12.240 Well babe we better make this quick

01:09:14.680 Like shit

01:09:16.620 Yeah like y'all are different man

01:09:18.220 I think you guys

01:09:18.880 Nah you're fucked

01:09:20.580 Y'all are so divorced

01:09:23.100 I don't think I'd ever

01:09:24.400 No you wouldn't, she'd leave you though

01:09:26.340 I dead ass think about that all the time

01:09:28.620 She's not gonna leave, I'm kidding

01:09:29.660 I'm kidding

01:09:30.940 but but i have this very dystopian way of thinking and as a product of a divorced family which you

01:09:37.360 are also it just seems like it seems like the natural goal of things like you hang out for a

01:09:42.440 while you pop out a couple fucking offspring yeah and then before you know it you know your

01:09:46.920 significant other showing up with their new significant other and you're you know at the

01:09:50.740 banquet putting unisom in their mashed potatoes at the dinner table you know to i don't fucking

01:09:56.060 I'm so sorry

01:09:57.020 It's a little depressing

01:09:59.940 I often look at very successful

01:10:02.180 Celebrities

01:10:02.840 Justin Bieber

01:10:05.420 What will happen?

01:10:07.780 He did something right for now

01:10:09.220 I'm wishing his marriage the best

01:10:11.300 We'll see

01:10:12.660 Go the way Leo

01:10:15.720 Leo, Drake

01:10:17.840 Tom Cruise

01:10:19.000 Why is Drake not married?

01:10:22.380 Does he even have a girlfriend?

01:10:23.560 Maybe

01:10:23.840 why is leo not me he's been dating a girl for a long time a very long time the same

01:10:27.740 girl steady relationship but why is he not married is it is it like a conventional thing that

01:10:34.180 millennials gen z have like made up and had it set in their mind to try to accomplish for so long

01:10:41.460 and then when you're older you're like yo this is like this is slightly unrealistic yo drink that

01:10:45.700 milk in the fridge there's a 50 chance it's bad you drinking that milk no but then again

01:10:53.520 so that you enter marriage accepting that reality or potential outcome

01:10:59.780 and you do it for the experience?

01:11:01.960 You just go and—

01:11:02.880 I think you always have to—

01:11:04.160 There's responsibility when it comes to proposing.

01:11:06.500 As a man, you have to—

01:11:08.320 This is what I think.

01:11:08.980 I think a healthy marriage is like my parents.

01:11:11.060 They don't ever cross the table.

01:11:12.600 My mom's not going to tell my father how to act.

01:11:14.320 My father's not going to tell my mom how to act.

01:11:16.360 But they keep themselves in check.

01:11:18.320 And once somebody gives up on trying—

01:11:20.520 trying like my mom is at an age where she could stop looking pretty but she gets up every morning

01:11:25.520 and looks pretty for my father i think once somebody gives up then the team starts to like

01:11:30.760 fall apart but i truly feel that if you really love somebody and you put in that work and also

01:11:37.020 here's another thing divorce i guarantee you a lot of people that got divorced they probably went

01:11:42.080 into the marriage thinking it's not gonna it's not gonna work out and so when there's a problem

01:11:45.900 they're just kind of like oh this is how the reality is i don't like this instagram post i'm

01:11:50.340 gonna delete it i don't like this youtube i'm getting rid of it i could replace it there's so

01:11:53.980 many options i don't know i don't know work on your relationship i don't know if that's necessarily

01:11:58.400 true i don't know that it's a new thing because these rates have been this high it's been 55 it's

01:12:02.500 not like it's not like it's the a result of that new i get what i want right now mentality that

01:12:07.960 you're talking about i think people people have been divorcing at 50 plus percent for decades and

01:12:12.220 decades and decades it's not a new thing what i would love to see is a is a uh some sort of

01:12:19.100 other factors involved charting as to what the biggest contributors are to a higher divorce rate

01:12:25.040 i.e where are most divorces happening i.e for example one thing i think of is last week ben

01:12:32.720 affleck one of everyone's favorite poster childs for success sobriety and happiness

01:12:38.320 throwing a full-size cutout of his girlfriend in the trash you're lying pull it up you're lying

01:12:47.340 Pull it up, bro.

01:12:48.900 Because this is just, you got to see this.

01:12:50.760 Ben Affleck cut out.

01:12:52.820 Yeah, girlfriend's, he typed in Ben Affleck's girlfriend's trash.

01:12:55.980 That's what he typed in.

01:12:57.560 Wait, what?

01:12:58.300 Bro, they broke up, and the next day he said, fuck your cardboard cutout.

01:13:02.600 That shit full size in the trash can, bro.

01:13:05.360 Oh, my God.

01:13:06.280 Didn't even fold it up.

01:13:07.740 Oh, that's an, she's a famous actress.

01:13:09.760 Actress, yeah.

01:13:10.520 She was in Swords.

01:13:12.500 So, yeah.

01:13:14.460 Yes.

01:13:15.020 Knives.

01:13:15.860 Dueling Knives.

01:13:16.600 What's it called?

01:13:17.340 very good she's great so so they had this relationship that lasted almost a year what's

01:13:22.580 he wearing why does he look like a gardener well that's a trash collector that's not him

01:13:26.180 but but but uh he you know we got another break i know that got me too why why how could you do

01:13:34.300 that um so this poor guy but listen but i was like yo what but so anyways ben has obviously

01:13:42.280 struggled with a tremendous amount of demons over the past you know decade and continues to have

01:13:46.440 trouble but he joins in that club of actors that you just brought up of you know these a-list actors

01:13:51.180 who uh are unable to or or by the way are and this is why yeah just so you know and also i don't mean

01:13:58.060 to say this in any disrespect at all but like if a man is having his own demons is he able to

01:14:04.120 be in a relationship right now great question i think people need to work on themselves and be

01:14:08.580 fully comfortable with what they got going on before they invite somebody into their fucking

01:14:13.560 life at that level or or by the way some people just need to marry the fucking demons like in

01:14:17.940 all honesty like like there are some people who have just settled in the fact and i think leo and

01:14:22.240 tom you know kind of joined this category as they continue to move in and out of these high

01:14:26.420 profile relationships where i think what were you saying where i think they've just accepted the

01:14:31.900 fact like yo this is how my life is i'm gonna have to spend the rest of my life stuck in the

01:14:37.900 hellhole that is banging the hottest 19 year old models in the world i've just had to come to

01:14:44.560 accept it this is what my life is i will burn in the hellfire of fresh vagina every year and trips

01:14:53.180 to mykonos and and lace thongs and the beauty that is youth eternal and i sit and i feel for

01:15:03.280 these men the sadness i'm having to live that life you say it as a joke but that is sad it's

01:15:12.080 horrible it sounds terrible you're putting it in a good way i'm not because you want to have that

01:15:19.380 long meaningful connection with the person where they never cross the line you're at the dinner

01:15:23.380 table the same fucking person you ate with for the past 60 fucking years what's new with you today

01:15:28.180 got some new seeds i'm gonna plant out back in the garden you talk to george at all yeah he's

01:15:34.860 doing well you want some of these mashed potatoes i hate fucking mashed potatoes

01:15:38.480 no i'm playing you i'm kidding you guys are are hurt i'm kidding i'm kidding love is the most

01:15:46.100 beautiful thing on this planet but but to your point i think there are some people out there

01:15:50.560 who struggle with their own their own selves so much that it that it inflicts pain on their

01:15:54.880 relationships as well i agree with you you think if you get married once and then you get divorced

01:15:59.840 yeah and then you get married again you think you'd take your learnings and be more successful

01:16:04.260 or least successful than your first marriage i think it's it all depends on the situation

01:16:09.320 of second marriages end in divorce what about third well let's give it let's see that should

01:16:13.880 show you that they're not 73 percent of all third marriages and divorce is there a staff report no

01:16:20.000 Cause I think most people die.

01:16:21.480 No,

01:16:21.820 they die.

01:16:22.980 They just die,

01:16:24.260 bro.

01:16:24.680 Yo,

01:16:25.000 I've been married three times.

01:16:26.100 75% chance.

01:16:28.500 Like you don't get better.

01:16:29.760 You don't learn.

01:16:30.980 I don't think it's a learning thing.

01:16:32.520 I think it's a situational based thing.

01:16:34.120 Like if the girl cheated on you or the guy cheated on you,

01:16:36.680 like you can't learn from that.

01:16:39.040 You know,

01:16:39.340 you just kind of,

01:16:40.060 Oh no.

01:16:40.780 Yes,

01:16:41.000 you can.

01:16:41.600 How?

01:16:42.480 You can't choose their decisions.

01:16:44.080 Yo,

01:16:44.780 you got to spot a cheater.

01:16:46.380 Like,

01:16:46.620 can you not feel this?

01:16:47.900 Can you not feel this?

01:16:49.020 It's so funny you say that.

01:16:50.260 Yo, I've had conversations with women I've been talking to,

01:16:54.780 and they're like, I'm loyal.

01:16:56.300 Like, yo, you want a cookie?

01:16:58.340 I have blonde hair, and the sky is blue during the day.

01:17:01.500 Loyalty is such a given, I feel like.

01:17:05.300 Yo, come on.

01:17:06.480 Not in this city, homie.

01:17:08.300 Depends on where you're at.

01:17:09.520 Who are you dating?

01:17:10.380 Who are you dating?

01:17:11.200 In this city, in the words of the great poet, laureate, Jack Harlow,

01:17:19.020 We got options

01:17:20.460 I got options bro

01:17:22.380 You know what I'm saying

01:17:23.080 And I'm not saying me

01:17:24.420 I'm 36 and I sweat a lot

01:17:26.280 I'm not talking about myself

01:17:27.160 I'm just saying

01:17:28.280 A lot of people in this city

01:17:29.360 But you just nailed it by the way

01:17:30.580 Exactly what I was saying

01:17:31.360 The options part

01:17:32.180 It's greed

01:17:33.060 Hell yeah

01:17:34.080 It's greed

01:17:34.680 And guess what happens

01:17:35.580 Greed catches up to you

01:17:36.840 It's not greed

01:17:37.600 I don't want to just

01:17:38.400 It catches up to you

01:17:39.060 And one day we're going to be older

01:17:40.220 So exercise your right

01:17:41.320 To buy those options

01:17:42.320 When you're not in a committed relationship

01:17:44.020 That's all

01:17:44.460 Like loyalty

01:17:46.100 I don't

01:17:46.400 Yo fucking cool

01:17:47.980 Yeah good for

01:17:48.760 you're a good person cool well also nice well also don't assume that that's the only trauma

01:17:55.260 that could contribute to a failed relationship i mean cheating cheating there's a ton and and but

01:18:00.840 to to the point i think what happens here a lot too this is something that i continue to work

01:18:05.520 on in my own relationship it's something that we still struggle with there's a lot of people who

01:18:09.440 wade slowly into a relationship and in those early first steps men especially make very poor

01:18:16.060 decisions in the beginning and so oh we were in this and and i'm speaking from full-on experience

01:18:21.320 i was in this gray area where we weren't really dating and i did some dumb shit and and as the

01:18:26.140 man i call it dumb shit that's like easily forgivable the girl never fucking forget they

01:18:30.660 never forget that shit so i think you have to be very cautious and careful as you wade into the

01:18:35.100 relationship and understand that any false moves could affect the rest of your fucking life that's

01:18:40.700 just how it goes unless you're dealing you're dating some pro empath who could easily forgive

01:18:47.440 and forget which most people are not don't cheat no how easy is that definitely don't cheat but

01:18:54.760 also like are we are we um are we at a point in in society where this is okay you know what i'm

01:19:01.800 saying like like who who what the tattoo on the back i don't i don't think that'll ever be okay

01:19:07.620 do you think

01:19:08.360 do you think

01:19:08.920 like this was planned

01:19:10.060 or do you think

01:19:10.560 he was like

01:19:10.880 having a good time

01:19:11.460 I think he said

01:19:11.840 he fell asleep

01:19:12.420 and his friends

01:19:12.840 pranked him

01:19:13.340 no listen

01:19:14.140 back to Ben

01:19:15.260 has some mental issues

01:19:17.100 and some substance abuse

01:19:17.960 issues that he can

01:19:18.560 I heard he's a phenomenal

01:19:19.460 poker player though

01:19:20.500 oh really

01:19:21.420 yeah like he got

01:19:22.320 kicked out of casinos

01:19:23.060 because he like

01:19:23.440 counts cards and shit

01:19:24.180 he's also a phenomenal

01:19:25.240 actor

01:19:25.780 and writer

01:19:27.980 straight guy all around

01:19:28.820 no well

01:19:29.520 yeah

01:19:29.920 I mean I don't know

01:19:31.140 we don't know him

01:19:32.180 I don't know him

01:19:32.620 but we can make

01:19:33.720 accusations

01:19:34.640 I feel like that's

01:19:35.540 what this podcast is

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - January 27, 2021

E251 Logan Paul Loses His Phone Sex Virginity

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