Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E273 Jeff Wittek Comes Clean

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00:02:13.040 Would it make you uncomfortable to take those shades off?

00:02:16.220 Eh.

00:02:18.240 And why? And why?

00:02:19.460 Because this parlays into the accident that you mentioned earlier.

00:02:22.920 So why don't you give them some...

00:02:23.920 Okay, here. Look.

00:02:24.540 Look.

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00:02:35.180 but you're already here, so I'll just do it while you're here.

00:02:36.600 Let's do the whole thing together.

00:02:38.080 Okay.

00:02:38.860 Our guest today is an internet persona known for his good looks and skills with scissors.

00:02:42.020 Many of your favorite celebs have trusted him to cut their hair,

00:02:44.460 which has been on full display on his YouTube series, Jeff's Barbershop.

00:02:47.080 Some of you may know him as a member of the Vlog Squad.

00:02:48.960 Ladies and gentlemen, it's Jeff Witek.

00:02:50.200 Yes.

00:02:51.840 Been waiting for this one.

00:02:53.100 Thank you, thank you.

00:02:53.560 Pleasure to be here.

00:02:54.600 You know what?

00:02:55.280 After hearing you say it, I don't even know anymore.

00:02:57.040 It sounds better when you say it,

00:02:58.860 and i listened to the the clip with you and casey thank you for that those very nice words from you

00:03:03.840 guys yeah casey's a big fan yeah yeah yeah and you guys you know i mean i respect you guys a lot

00:03:10.420 over here with everything do you honestly i mean honestly do you jeff like half the times i watch

00:03:15.380 clips from here you're talking about me and the other ones you're praising me so that's so many

00:03:20.880 times i've never talked about there was only one time that you guys were like oh yeah dope and then 1.00

00:03:25.320 One time I was like, fuck you, Jeff. 1.00

00:03:26.800 I'm going to beat the shit out of you when I see you. 1.00

00:03:29.880 Was it because of the party podcast? 1.00

00:03:33.020 Oh, maybe.

00:03:33.480 Is that what it was?

00:03:34.400 Dude, I made eye contact with the camera on that clip.

00:03:36.700 That's how you know it's serious.

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00:03:38.840 I didn't say the one thing that I always say.

00:03:40.780 Welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world.

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00:03:45.000 My energy's a little low today.

00:03:46.380 Mike's fired up.

00:03:47.380 Yeah.

00:03:47.860 More George's George.

00:03:49.060 We got Jeff here, as you already know.

00:03:50.820 Pleasure to be here.

00:03:51.560 So yeah, man, I don't know what happened.

00:03:52.840 I think that we had that little, that little, what do you want to call it?

00:03:57.080 Was it?

00:03:57.720 Yeah.

00:03:57.900 I don't know.

00:03:58.500 A hundred percent misunderstanding.

00:04:00.000 I mean, I wouldn't be here today if, if it wasn't, you know, I'm intimidated.

00:04:05.000 Took a sip of the water, man.

00:04:06.560 I just rolled off a hospital bed.

00:04:08.800 I'm not trying to roll around right now.

00:04:10.620 You know, um, no, that was a complete misunderstanding and we talked it out.

00:04:14.140 We, we, we addressed it offline, you know, man to man.

00:04:18.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:04:18.640 Which is the best way to do that kind of thing.

00:04:20.060 And I thought it was surprisingly refreshing to just talk about something not on the internet

00:04:26.620 and squash the beef or whatever it was without having to make videos about it.

00:04:31.840 It was weird.

00:04:32.740 I remember being like, oh, Jeff is like an actual human.

00:04:34.540 We did some FaceTimes.

00:04:35.200 For context, if people are watching this and don't know what we're talking about,

00:04:37.740 there were some comments made during Logan.

00:04:40.160 Roll the clip.

00:04:41.100 Can we roll it?

00:04:42.380 We would have to pull it up.

00:04:43.860 We don't really roll clips on this show.

00:04:44.560 Some comments made during Logan's luau.

00:04:46.260 uh david and and jeff as well made their way to the podcast set during the party and made some

00:04:51.540 unflattering comments that we also joke around about sometimes so it wasn't a huge deal but

00:04:57.400 i got a little too comfortable too quick and i made a joke that was you know logan doesn't like

00:05:03.180 joking about why don't you just say it why don't you say it not that i'm here first of all first 0.89

00:05:07.280 of all that joke david made i mean fucking throw david right under the bus but but me i was making 0.78

00:05:13.860 a joke about myself i used to do these motivation monday things where it was like very self-deprecating 0.94

00:05:18.160 humor and i was like i apologize for everything i've done i pictured myself i envisioned myself

00:05:23.220 in the future being here apologizing for something you know so that's what i was doing kind of and i 0.89

00:05:28.660 think you you took it as oh they came on and made a vlog bit and they fucking roasted me and now i'm 0.89

00:05:34.640 gonna be the butt of a joke and a vlog and then you came on the next day and put out like jeff 0.91

00:05:39.120 wittek you pronounce my name the right way and you were like yo what's up you want to come here 0.96

00:05:44.920 and spar like you want to fucking have really like straight up yeah it was a hit piece and you 0.99

00:05:49.860 were like david you too you little rat you want to fucking i mean maybe i didn't say that you 1.00

00:05:55.240 little weasel you little fucking pussy you want to talk shit on my set and yeah and then right 1.00

00:06:01.220 when i saw that i was like oh shit let me facetime this guy because first of all it was a 1.00

00:06:05.240 misunderstanding we didn't come on and make the make you the butt of the joke although i probably 0.95

00:06:09.640 have said things in the past because i have a very dark sense of humor we know we want to get into

00:06:14.900 that by the way because this isn't the first time you've had to apologize for a joke or or made

00:06:18.960 someone uncomfortable i did your barbershop show recently or semi-recently i'm a different person

00:06:24.400 there though today i'm me today today look let me let me look right at the camera and let you guys

00:06:28.740 know that a lot of the things i say here today maybe 25 of them will be lies and it's it's up

00:06:36.620 to you to decide to decipher what is truthful and what is not george i don't i don't know if

00:06:41.760 you'll be able to tell anything i just feel like you're gonna hand me a pill and ask me to take a

00:06:45.280 blue one or a red one i feel like we're about to join possibility it's those glasses man they're

00:06:49.380 so reflective should we get in should we get into this are they intimidating do you want it no they're

00:06:53.160 not either intimidating because i could see myself okay do you want to keep them i could i could

00:06:57.660 remove them but i prefer to it's fine keep them on because i'm hiding a lot of secrets inside of

00:07:02.080 me right now and you guys demanded that we film this today april 1st is this when we're releasing

00:07:08.540 this that's on you uh this is live what is live right now april 6th this is a live episode our

00:07:14.560 first ever live we shot this on march 12th so we're a little we're stacking up because i'm going

00:07:19.060 to training camp okay and and yeah and we can release it whenever whenever you please because

00:07:23.560 i think we're going to time it with your documentary which is coming out probably like

00:07:27.300 now ish what is it about now well so i have a documentary i went through a near-death accident

00:07:33.120 i was um now see the story kind of changed on on the entire doc initially was just about the

00:07:43.320 accident and then it's now changed to a life story it's more of like a like a documentary

00:07:47.600 on like everything so i just got back from new york i filmed with my parents i filmed my old

00:07:53.140 barbershop my old friends I grew up with and stuff like that and it kind of explains everything how

00:07:59.420 I got to this point and how I got so reckless and the reckless things I've done in the past

00:08:04.360 and the horrible things that have happened to me in my my youth you know I've gotten arrested

00:08:09.980 several times it's you know public information you can look it up um but how I'm in jail yeah

00:08:16.340 yeah and I took those those the worst times of my life and now that's a big part of my career you

00:08:22.720 You know, it's a big part of my brand and I use it to kind of help people, I guess, like other people have gone through those situations.

00:08:29.200 So I realized like if I'm going to make this documentary, I'm going to make this, if I'm going to put this story out, I'm going to do it for that reason. 0.98

00:08:36.240 Like if other people are going through this shit, if other people smashed up their face in an accident where maybe their parents are driving the car and it's not even their fault, you know, just people go through shit. 0.94

00:08:46.340 and you know even rich famous celebrities like myself i'm just kidding i'm not rich i lost all 0.99

00:08:53.740 my money on the stock market i'm a horrible day trader yeah i put all my fucking money in amc 0.93

00:08:59.200 and it's bomb yeah yeah i bought it at 16. wow yeah i lost a hefty amount of money on this i 0.96

00:09:04.860 lost 50 000 stop day trading dude yeah i'm done it's tough i need to get back to making videos

00:09:09.280 yeah yeah absolutely you do yeah so it's a real piece it's a real documentary with it with a real

00:09:14.040 theme

00:09:16.220 tied to it. What's the

00:09:18.320 climax? Does it have anything to do

00:09:20.360 with the accident that you referenced?

00:09:22.560 Or is that the pinnacle? The accident is a big

00:09:24.360 part of it. The story is

00:09:26.200 it starts off, it gives a little back story on me.

00:09:29.460 And when I was younger,

00:09:30.800 my parents, people I

00:09:32.400 grew up with, and then

00:09:34.060 I obviously get into a drug deal and jail time.

00:09:36.800 It's kind of like your book, Mike, like

00:09:38.320 where you just spill it all. And I'm the type

00:09:40.380 of guy to keep

00:09:41.140 you know a character on a lot of the times so this is this is very new for me that's why i'm

00:09:48.360 taking my time with it that's why i've been postponing two weeks two weeks two weeks every

00:09:51.760 time you guys have been trying for a long time yeah yeah we've been trying and it's not that

00:09:56.680 like i didn't want to come on or there's some cult thing with david that's going on where i'm

00:09:59.920 not allowed to speak to other people or you know because i know like you know those those rumors

00:10:04.680 have been spreading around i've been dying to come on this thing i've been dying to join you

00:10:08.560 guys's crew hell yeah you're welcome whatever you want free agent right now you guys are are you 0.98

00:10:13.060 down to fucking jump people and something pops off i mean we get way nutty man i gotta ask you 0.97

00:10:21.080 this question man casey came on the show and i said we talked about him earlier he wore shades 0.99

00:10:24.760 the whole time it makes my job difficult it really does dude is there is it intimidating

00:10:30.360 it's not intimidating i don't get intimidated by much it just makes my job a little bit difficult

00:10:34.600 is there any chance and i and we've gone through this on my vlogs because you've been on my vlogs

00:10:38.040 who tried to wear shades yeah would it make you uncomfortable to take those shades off

00:10:41.480 and why and why because this this parlays into the accident that you mentioned earlier so why

00:10:49.580 don't you give them some here look i'll look actually okay well you look you look like jeff

00:10:55.800 you look great there's literally nothing but there may or may not be an eye issue under there

00:11:01.720 are you protecting yourself i can't reveal too much yet because i i don't know what day i'm

00:11:06.560 to be finished with this and put it out where is it being released is on my channel yeah on your

00:11:11.300 channel okay okay oh great great i mean we're all over the place but great pokemon video by the way

00:11:16.000 i don't want to come in here and just talk about the negative stuff that has gone on in our past

00:11:19.860 between you and i because i respect you a lot you've grown a lot he's like i really liked your

00:11:23.920 pokemon yeah you've grown a lot as a man and you're working hard and i appreciate your work

00:11:29.400 ethic and that pokemon video is fucking incredible thank you jeff thank you this is something really 0.51

00:11:35.080 interesting here under those glasses i'm sensing some pain some trauma well yeah i nearly died i 0.56

00:11:42.800 came an inch from death and i came an inch from losing my eye if the i mean which which do you

00:11:47.580 mind elaborating i i don't want to i mean i i brought a clip to show you guys oh could you

00:11:53.660 want to send it to me so yeah yeah yeah let's do the clip i just that's why i'm late actually

00:11:57.760 because i to show us or to show everyone watching show you everyone the world is this an exclusive

00:12:02.080 it's an exclusive it's like when you go on Jimmy Fallon 0.98

00:12:04.480 and you fucking play a piece of the movie 0.97

00:12:06.680 this is a big deal I didn't know this 0.99

00:12:08.540 this is great

00:12:09.400 so this is an impulsive exclusive clip

00:12:12.540 from your documentary we're about to see

00:12:14.540 so I mean I'll give you a little back story

00:12:16.760 so this is

00:12:17.600 when my retina detached

00:12:20.720 and I was like

00:12:22.620 I didn't know

00:12:24.680 if I was going to be able to keep my eye or not

00:12:26.160 and this is the first time I noticed that

00:12:27.920 I just had a surgery and I just had

00:12:29.780 my eye opened up and

00:12:31.860 And I had to FaceTime with a doctor because my doctor's in Utah. 0.99

00:12:37.020 So this was me realizing that, like, shit was not good. 0.99

00:13:01.860 i never thought i'd be crying on the internet 0.99

00:13:15.460 damn that is a dark that's a dark piece like just is that the vibe of the whole doc 0.63

00:13:23.560 like no no no no i would never make something that sad the whole time but that's one of the 0.99

00:13:29.480 the lowest points but I just wanted to show you where it goes because yeah I mean like when you

00:13:34.700 I'll tell you a little about the moment that was going through my head right there

00:13:39.300 um so like you know all of us we want to be in it we're entertainers and comedians at that

00:13:47.460 and I just thought it was all over you know like they do surveys on people that are in accidents

00:13:53.860 like traumatic accidents and they asked them if they were woken up from a horrible accident would

00:13:58.640 you rather be dead or blind and most people choose just dead like they don't want to be blind so 0.97

00:14:05.160 for me to face like this shit is going to happen to me now and i have another eye you know i'm good 0.98

00:14:11.780 i'll be all right i could still see so that's good um but having like a glass eye or like a 0.99

00:14:18.060 disability it goes against everything but my asshole persona and my my whole comedy style 0.99

00:14:24.140 that i've acquired over my entire life and it was just like fuck i can't do shit now i'm not 0.98

00:14:30.760 going to come back to youtube i'm not going to ever make videos again with sorry that's why the 0.99

00:14:38.300 fucking headphones um here you take them yeah i was like i was like i'm done this is it at that 0.97

00:14:45.620 moment i i had quit everything in my in my head like my life i was either gonna be a one-eyed 0.99

00:14:52.280 drug dealer again i mean one drug dealer again not one-eyed but um yeah i was just everything

00:14:58.220 i'd planned for in my life had changed at that moment that's wild it sucks to see someone who's

00:15:03.400 so lively and funny and full of life well i'm back now and this is my first time i actually

00:15:10.920 want to include some of this in the in the doc sure if that's cool if you guys could give me

00:15:14.860 some of it because of course this is my first time coming back and like i've accepted this

00:15:21.260 i learned that it's moments like this that make you who you are i know it sounds cheesy but like

00:15:27.000 sometimes opportunities can sometimes disguise themselves as something horrible so like the

00:15:32.340 best opportunities in life usually like for instance jail when i got arrested i was facing

00:15:37.420 life i thought i was done i thought that was my life right there but now that moment is what made

00:15:42.120 everybody like relate to me when david put out my mug shot and all that stuff so whatever it is 0.97

00:15:49.700 with this shit i'll find a way to make this cool you know like i'm fucking one i know why the show 0.94

00:15:55.560 goes on they say uh there are two different drivers of like or catalysts for change or or 0.99

00:16:03.320 movement or uh momentum in this life one is inspiration one is desperation and some people

00:16:09.400 are inspired by love and inspired by you know these fanciful events that pop up in their lives 0.99

00:16:13.960 do you consider yourself to be somebody that's driven when your back is against the fucking wall 0.77

00:16:17.680 and you have no other choice yeah a little both yeah but definitely like i've hit rock bottom 0.98

00:16:22.480 over and over and over again and i've had so many life lessons even fucking like last week losing 0.64

00:16:28.980 all my money on amc like it's just another um i'm texting with david and he's like it's just 0.85

00:16:34.640 another lesson i guess you know not to mess around in the stock market i'm like i don't need any more 0.82

00:16:38.620 fucking life lessons but i think i'm good i think i'm i'm good on on the lessons no no no one is 0.93

00:16:45.540 ever good on the lessons there's always more to learn there's always ways to improve uh yeah i 0.99

00:16:51.940 i i welcome any lesson in my life um and it obviously sucks when they have to come from

00:16:58.080 uh your lowest lows like that can i ask and i don't know if you're willing to talk about this

00:17:06.120 but actually what happened or a synopsis that's the one part i'm failing to to understand is is

00:17:13.060 we keep saying the accident but what did you hit you hit your head on something and when you say

00:17:16.760 an inch from death yeah was it like a temple eye so i i don't want to get too into detail because

00:17:22.940 obviously this will come out before the the dock is out okay you know like i think i'll have like

00:17:28.720 a trailer out by the time this episode comes out so um yeah it was just like i smashed my face off

00:17:34.720 a steel structure and steel like does not give at all so like i shattered my my head and skull

00:17:41.560 and face in nine places so i have a whole bunch of metal plates in here now but um yeah like i

00:17:46.120 broke my hip um like i was all messed i was all banged up but

00:17:51.100 okay he's saying tell him about your eye sock he also said your eyes touching your brain my eyes

00:17:59.040 not touching my brain you have an optic nerve and there's it's very tricky if something happens

00:18:04.900 that optic nerve that's what connects your eye to your brain if something happens to that then you

00:18:10.400 don't ever get your vision back it's like it's not like you plug it in and out and like do like

00:18:13.740 surgery like heart surgeries where they like reattach shit like once that's cut it's done

00:18:17.620 i've cringed like so many times bro i'm sorry to start it off like this i was never like an eye 0.88

00:18:24.060 guy

00:18:24.560 even when kids in high school

00:18:27.400 look their eyelids out

00:18:28.400 I'd be like

00:18:28.780 get out of here

00:18:30.240 but yeah 0.98

00:18:32.440 shit happens in life 0.99

00:18:33.420 and you have to 1.00

00:18:34.160 fucking deal with it 0.99

00:18:34.940 we started off dark 0.99

00:18:36.080 here

00:18:36.540 no it's only up from here

00:18:37.820 but wait I want to know

00:18:38.560 so your eye is 0.67

00:18:39.420 not touching your brain

00:18:41.240 or

00:18:41.400 no no my eyes work

00:18:42.480 my eye works

00:18:43.440 my eye works

00:18:44.340 and it's

00:18:44.960 that's set in stone

00:18:45.860 I have more surgeries

00:18:46.980 coming up

00:18:47.540 but I just got to

00:18:48.400 deal with them

00:18:48.880 and it's risky

00:18:49.900 but you know

00:18:50.600 I've gambled my whole life

00:18:52.540 and odds are pretty good

00:18:54.000 even on amc even on amc hopefully it's not that bad i talked to you right after that surgery

00:19:00.320 right probably just after that scene was filmed and uh during the surgery the retina

00:19:08.880 can i talk about this had become detached from yeah almost so yeah after that surgery i thought 0.97

00:19:15.100 i was gonna be all good and i even skydived in between like why not right fuck it i mean 0.74

00:19:21.580 i was i saw you you you got your license yeah you're certified you jump by yourself yeah so i 0.92

00:19:28.040 was doing that and i was going to text you about that but then like right after i got in the 0.99

00:19:32.180 accident but um i so after the accident i didn't want to let this turn me into a pussy like you 0.98

00:19:40.260 know because sometimes like you know something happens like if you're a fighter and you get 0.97

00:19:44.900 like knocked out like been like you're hesitant to fight however so i immediately like as soon 0.93

00:19:50.840 as the doctor cleared me i went back to skydiving i was like fuck it i gotta jump out of a plane 0.98

00:19:54.560 and just face my fears again and not let this shit set me back too much and i did that and then 0.98

00:20:02.220 like i don't that didn't have anything to do with the like the retina getting detached so 0.96

00:20:08.040 since i broke my eye socket i had a full orbital blowout it's a common injury in like

00:20:12.920 fighting yep you get rocked like your orbital breaks yeah but i had like a full like so the

00:20:18.160 whole back of my eye socket shattered and they had to like put it all back together so like going

00:20:23.060 behind the eye to do surgery and stuff like that is tricky but um so something went wrong when i

00:20:29.600 did that and uh yeah that's that i didn't find out that the retina was detached until the stitches

00:20:36.380 came out because your eye has to stay stitched shut for two weeks two weeks i had to stitch

00:20:41.280 for two weeks and then uh yeah then i opened it i took the stitches out myself and when i opened it

00:20:49.460 i was like holy shit i can't move my eye like what's going on and i called the doctor and he

00:20:53.520 was like you need to get back here right away the one the one thing i've noticed too with it because

00:20:57.700 you know we've we've hung out a number of times since it's happened um the one thing i've noticed

00:21:01.980 is there's a at least from in my eyes or in my opinion there's a a contrast between how other

00:21:10.580 people see you with this new injury and how you see it on yourself and when you take those shades

00:21:18.000 off a lot of us see jeff witek and the eye is you know a little bit not as open as normal whatever

00:21:23.420 whatever the little changes are yeah but for you blow me go ahead no that's not gonna go in the

00:21:29.360 opposite direction go ahead mike insulted disabled person mike cancel him get in here

00:21:35.200 he bullies me too so don't worry about it how do you um how that difference between how others

00:21:49.620 see it and how you see it how do you deal with that that um that idea that maybe you are looking 0.99

00:21:55.340 at it a little bit more um tactically it's my it's my vision that i is fucked up i have double 0.88

00:22:02.960 vision so like that's what like so you actually see it differently than other people yeah got it 0.82

00:22:09.000 yeah what do you mean you have double vision like if i look over at you guys from here there's

00:22:13.160 there's four people here well they're at no there actually are there's four of us over here

00:22:17.180 right now there are four people on this side jeff no no on this side on this side oh on this side

00:22:23.420 yeah no now i but from this angle like if i look with this eye i see just one george

00:22:28.400 so i'm talking about got it got it got it this is i did take a little acid before i came here too

00:22:34.260 so please don't tell me things like that good good i don't want to i don't want to downplay

00:22:39.060 the significance of the injury but why did the potential of losing one eye

00:22:47.700 seem like the end of the world or your world anyways as it was i just felt like at the time

00:22:55.240 um you know i i don't know i i think of myself as like a comedian like a comedian or comedic

00:23:04.840 content creator internet personality and i just didn't think i could be funny when people are

00:23:12.320 looking at me and the first thing they felt was a sympathy you know i feel bad for this guy

00:23:17.460 like it just didn't match with me at the time in my head these were my thoughts now now i've

00:23:23.580 changed you know it's definitely i have a different outlook on everything but things take time i was

00:23:28.380 like i was in a dark spot for a while and i'm not somebody to come on and like just be fake and like

00:23:35.740 i tried to keep my channel going like even with you and your episode like i had to write a lot

00:23:41.620 of jokes i spent a long time writing those jokes oh they were some great jokes one of them got over

00:23:47.240 10 million views as a short on youtube yeah you asking me if i like wait what do i think that my

00:23:53.400 girlfriend gets railed on camera. I mean, it was the only question that people really wanted to

00:23:57.180 know how you felt about it. And I was like, you know, I can't say this cause it's so, it's so,

00:24:02.220 it's such, it's such an aggressive question. I don't want to start off the interview like that.

00:24:05.760 So let me, let me have one of the guys give it to me off a cue card. And then I'm just like,

00:24:09.780 I didn't write this. But it also, it also wasn't how you started off the episode because when you

00:24:13.680 leaned over to start the episode, you dropped a heroin syringe. I do that on everyone. No,

00:24:18.840 that's not just that had nothing to do with you and your past but listen here's the deal

00:24:22.160 that that is my type of humor that's my type like no holds barred like go a little bit too far type

00:24:28.520 stuff and i think because you have such a firm grasp on that dark humor you in in in your darkness

00:24:37.160 after this accident you found that the way out was to move right back to your comfort zone

00:24:42.440 zone of self-deprecation and you started talking about the i'm missing an eye and then you have a

00:24:48.080 pirate patch on because you're a pirate one day like is that one of the things that's helped you

00:24:52.680 move through it just turning it into another weapon in your arsenal of humor yeah absolutely 0.96

00:24:57.480 mike you're good man i used to think you were just a fucking clout chaser and you just hung 0.94

00:25:01.780 out around here for money but you're smart you know that that's absolutely hold on he's still 0.92

00:25:07.460 both of those first two guys but also smart but most importantly no a hundred percent i mean

00:25:14.600 one of my favorite movies in like recent history is the joker because his life was hell he had it

00:25:20.180 the worst like the recent one the todd phillips one yeah and until he started looking at everything 0.98

00:25:24.580 like it was a joke you know then like you know shit popped off he fucking raised hell and that's 0.99

00:25:31.800 like where i'm at now like not saying that i'm gonna raise hell and fucking do something insane 0.99

00:25:37.500 and hurt people but like i just look at everything as it's a joke and i always have i just saw like 0.98

00:25:43.180 oh shit he does this too you know but also during the day um like you know a good person i try to 0.58

00:25:49.500 help people fight crime at night right vigilante yeah and do that have you noticed uh your 0.99

00:25:58.180 confidence being affected at all by this with the women specifically because you're jeff with

00:26:03.980 you're the ladies man no i'm celibate completely sober do you have a choice now uh what do you

00:26:09.660 mean oh i doesn't bother girls but i've i've been in such a dark place mentally that i don't want

00:26:15.200 to bring a girl into this version of me so i think i'll wait until i start dating again you know i

00:26:22.020 don't want to like i don't know i am 31 years old now i should be probably starting looking to have

00:26:29.040 a kid soon or like actually have a serious relationship you know the deal not at all 0.97

00:26:32.960 actually i got fly outs coming in from costa rica i don't know the fucking deal dog let me tell you 0.95

00:26:37.240 this much 36 is the new 18 yeah right i agree i'm serious with you bro you do whatever do whatever 0.98

00:26:43.020 you want to fucking i gotta get i gotta have a kid soon man if you want if you want to but like 0.97

00:26:47.420 you said it yourself dude like if you look at life through the lens of fun humor comedy because bro 0.99

00:26:53.240 like that's the thing you said it yourself you could or you know had the sentiment of it at least

00:26:57.960 you could do all these things to set up your life perfectly and all of a sudden some card gets pulled

00:27:03.280 and you're back at square one again. 0.99

00:27:04.900 AMC fucking dips. 1.00

00:27:06.400 Or you hit a metal steel fucking beam with your noggin. 1.00

00:27:10.020 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:27:11.060 And so, like, I don't know.

00:27:12.020 I guess I look at life through that lens all the time.

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00:28:18.440 I always have looked at life as a big joke.

00:28:20.600 Like my life is a comedy movie and, you know,

00:28:23.600 I'm just releasing piece by piece of it

00:28:25.740 on my YouTube channel.

00:28:26.840 But like some of it is curated.

00:28:29.020 We'll plan it. 0.94

00:28:29.600 we'll plan some stuff and mix it in with some real shit and it's hard to decipher what's real 0.99

00:28:33.820 and what's not but um i mean fuck it people lie to me every day that's that's it get used to it 0.99

00:28:39.900 that's how this town works why'd you look at me when you said that i first met you george like we 0.98

00:28:45.900 we met at the bottom like we were you know we had no i have a really funny story of i remember

00:28:52.600 we could cut it if you don't want to talk about i came out of trader joe's and you were literally

00:28:56.520 beating the fuck out of some dude yeah cut that story we'll just bleep it out we'll bleep it out

00:29:03.400 because that's funny it's a great response hold on hold on surely the guy was trying to take some 0.99

00:29:08.240 old lady's purse right and jeff was a vigilante i mean i don't give a fuck i'll tell the story 0.70

00:29:12.940 whatever it's uh there was this kid that um so i and when i lived in 600 vine i was there 0.83

00:29:21.860 that was my trap house i moved there before any any viners lived there and i was just buying weed 0.85

00:29:28.080 and mailing it back to new york that was like you know it's weed's fucking legal now it's 0.98

00:29:33.300 decriminalized it's harmless i wasn't i wasn't killing people you know i was just fucking 0.94

00:29:37.500 trying to make a little money for my old barber shops and i always wanted to like somewhat in the 0.86

00:29:45.100 back of my mind i always saw like i always loved movies and i always wanted to act and i met this

00:29:49.780 kid that that building was more like an actor building at the time like it was like aspiring

00:29:54.900 actors living there going to acting classes so this kid took me to an acting class and he uh 0.97

00:30:01.060 i guess like i went to one stupid acting class it was like a group acting class you had to get up 0.97

00:30:07.140 and just embarrass yourself and i learned nothing from it but that but just getting up and embarrassing 0.98

00:30:12.060 yourself is fine whatever and like six months later i blew up on vine and that kid was on drugs 0.97

00:30:19.520 outside and he was like um he i gotta i was sure it was so long ago um so he was all fucked up 0.94

00:30:28.840 outside and he he was like uh i walk over him like yo what's up man like are you all right 0.98

00:30:34.300 because he looked like out of it and he was like leave before i embarrass you or something like

00:30:40.600 he was like you don't feel like you owe me anything like literally said this to me you 0.95

00:30:43.980 don't feel like you owe me anything and i was like whoa like um i got fucking saint laurent 0.88

00:30:49.260 boots on like i'm all slippery on hollywood boulevard so i was like give me a second like 0.92

00:30:54.400 i'm with my girl like let me like i'll come back and talk to you so i went upstairs and i put on

00:30:59.340 like basketball shorts and running shoes and i came down and i just i was like i was like yo

00:31:04.780 what's up so what did you want to talk about and he flung a kombucha bottle at me at my face those 0.91

00:31:10.020 are hard those are glass fucking full kombucha bottle and it rocked me and i just saw red 0.94

00:31:14.660 and like it was in a Trader Joe's bag so he just flung the whole bag at me like instantly right 0.96

00:31:20.280 when I started walking over and I like I went up to block it but just the kombucha came in

00:31:26.020 I thought it was like a bunch of bananas in the back or something you know like I could just go 0.94

00:31:30.860 like that and block the bag but he but the fucking thing rocked me so then I just went over and I 0.96

00:31:35.300 pummeled him and I guess George was just walking out of Trader Joe's probably with bananas with his 0.97

00:31:39.940 bible i'm not kidding dude i'm not like you have no because a lot of people are talk out here me

00:31:45.980 and logan talk about this all the time when it comes down to squaring up people ain't about it

00:31:49.800 no we realized that with with jeff when he facetimed us mike and i were like yo this is not

00:31:54.100 like we don't this ain't the dude well i told him i was like yo he's from he's from he's from

00:31:58.680 new york like he probably has fought a lot in his life like everybody gets in street fights out there 0.87

00:32:03.720 like all your whole life yeah i've fought a lot a million fucking times i've lost fights i've 0.77

00:32:07.880 taken hard beatings but you will fight and when we talked to you when we talked to you i remember 0.95

00:32:11.900 we facetimed you in the kitchen and uh you you were playing it very cool logan was still on a

00:32:20.380 stage where he was like not feeling so great about it so he was like he like i would mute it and he'd 0.96

00:32:24.720 be like no fuck that shit like yeah and it was turning into that thing and i went to him i'm 0.99

00:32:28.760 like listen like here's the deal logan you're my best friend you really are i love you put me on 1.00

00:32:34.060 the map in the city like you've done a lot for me you want to go to war with with tech and whoever 0.80

00:32:38.180 he's got with him i'm here let's go fucking knock on some door see what happens but as your as your 0.97

00:32:43.600 big brother and advisor i say we walk away from this one and just let it and let it die which is 0.96

00:32:49.740 what ended up happening which i'm happy happened because now we didn't have to go back into the

00:32:53.880 system well because there's also like felonies there's also like three of you right like you 0.99

00:32:58.380 have you have friends who also don't give a fuck who will ride like real ride or die motherfuckers 0.98

00:33:04.040 not not in LA though besides that besides that like our problem wasn't even anything like it 0.99

00:33:10.360 was a misunderstanding yeah yeah at the end of the day like morally I feel like I'm a good person

00:33:15.100 and I always try to do the right thing and I felt like we didn't have to have this yeah that's what

00:33:20.240 you were saying yeah that's what you're saying yeah so I was like first of all like let's get

00:33:24.520 to the bottom of what you're mad about and then if we want to have problems like we can but I'm

00:33:28.760 just letting you know that I don't care about jail I don't care about getting beat up and you know

00:33:33.320 This is going to end really bad for the both of us

00:33:35.200 That's exactly what he said

00:33:37.800 And I was like, when I hear that

00:33:39.680 I'm like, if he had said go 0.99

00:33:41.700 I'm like, fuck it, this is going to be fun 0.99

00:33:43.540 Let's go do this 0.99

00:33:44.460 But he doesn't want a felony

00:33:47.360 I don't care, I have a bunch already

00:33:50.020 I'm just saying

00:33:50.860 It's either, Logan, I come here

00:33:53.400 Or I go to Warwick to find you 0.98

00:33:55.740 Or something, and you end up beating the shit out of me 0.96

00:33:57.640 I'll be there 0.98

00:33:58.240 I'm in the hospital, and then you're in jail

00:34:01.800 Or vice versa

00:34:02.980 It's just that's how it's going to play out 1.00

00:34:05.280 And it's over something so stupid 0.99

00:34:06.700 Why not just talk about it 0.99

00:34:09.100 Like if you go back to the Biggie and Tupac beef

00:34:11.200 That was a misunderstanding too

00:34:13.120 And they got killed over that

00:34:14.420 So sometimes you just got to talk about stuff

00:34:16.900 I'm happy we did

00:34:18.480 That's wild that's the first time you saw Jeff 0.97

00:34:20.680 Beating asses 0.98

00:34:23.500 Taking names 0.99

00:34:24.720 It definitely was an experience

00:34:26.800 Yeah I remember I had my girlfriend

00:34:29.640 Wait upstairs at the time

00:34:31.680 My ex-girlfriend 1.00

00:34:32.460 And I came back upstairs with blood all over my shirt 0.98

00:34:35.920 And a fucking giant welt from this kombucha bottle 0.99

00:34:38.980 And she was like 1.00

00:34:40.040 What the fuck did you just do? 0.99

00:34:41.940 And then I just showered up 1.00

00:34:43.460 And we went out to dinner

00:34:44.720 I put the Saint Laurent boots back on

00:34:46.900 Yeah, I've known you for a while as well

00:34:49.600 Like a while, a long ass time

00:34:51.400 Yeah, you asked me one time to use my place 0.61

00:34:53.380 For a vine with Nerf

00:34:55.540 Oh yeah, the dog

00:34:56.760 This was seven years ago

00:34:59.200 That's crazy, yeah, we go way back

00:35:01.440 And you started cutting Jake's hair right

00:35:04.200 I started cutting Jake's hair yeah

00:35:05.980 Gotcha you guys cool now

00:35:07.880 I mean yeah I have no problem with anybody

00:35:10.600 At this point I got my own problems

00:35:12.420 To deal with you know 0.99

00:35:13.340 I'm not worried about fucking 0.99

00:35:15.120 And I'm not looking to get in the ring anytime soon 0.98

00:35:17.920 With any of you guys especially how

00:35:19.820 I see how much work you've been putting in

00:35:21.780 Well now it's just 0.99

00:35:23.120 And I got a fucking eye 1.00

00:35:24.340 You could fuck around 1.00

00:35:27.200 I can't do the ring 1.00

00:35:28.140 Cause the ring has

00:35:29.760 The ring has rules

00:35:31.620 That's the one thing that I was never able to get on board with

00:35:34.280 They're like yo you can't do this you can't do that

00:35:36.160 Like when I

00:35:37.120 If I get in a fight I like to be able to use 0.99

00:35:39.540 Any possible fucking object weapon 1.00

00:35:41.880 He's seen like when shit pops off 1.00

00:35:44.220 He'll look in my hand 0.99

00:35:45.500 And there's might be a brick in my hand

00:35:47.860 Like I'll look as soon as something

00:35:49.440 Like it happened at that college party at that time

00:35:51.660 Yeah I looked down

00:35:53.360 Things were getting pretty tight

00:35:55.280 There was a lot of people

00:35:56.580 there's a lot of uncertainty like what was gonna happen i ended up getting my hat stolen 0.98

00:36:01.000 the cigarette the girl spit on you yeah right before that shit was getting real serious and 0.94

00:36:04.940 we were like heavily outnumbered i'm like oh boy where's my big bro and now turn this dude's got 0.99

00:36:09.540 a fucking brick in his hand i'm like oh whoa we gotta get the i mean bro when it comes down to 0.90

00:36:14.480 groups like that dude like i'm gonna protect myself however i have to you know i don't give 0.99

00:36:17.820 a fuck dude 100 yeah and luckily i grew up with you know a good crew that i just flew home and i 0.63

00:36:24.620 met with and it felt so good just to meet with like normal people you know not saying you guys 0.99

00:36:29.460 aren't normal but like you know this town people get a little caught up in this stuff the homies 1.00

00:36:33.840 the homies what where on uh was it was staten island yeah yeah staten island so i saw my family 1.00

00:36:38.840 it was the first time seeing my parents after like since the start of the pandemic my they're like 0.99

00:36:45.000 they don't really care too much about shit my dad's a little paranoid with like being people 0.80

00:36:48.820 being sick and stuff and catching stuff he's always been like that ever since i was a kid 0.99

00:36:52.780 like driving me to school hypochondriac if i fucking coughed in the car he'd tell me to get 0.90

00:36:56.760 out and take the bus oh no this is when i was like seven so has he been flipping about the 0.95

00:37:01.480 pandemic no he got vaccinated they got they got their vaccine so they were like okay it's cool

00:37:06.060 you come home and that was the first time it was nice like i never thought i'd like miss my parents

00:37:10.580 that much i was always like trying to get the fuck away right but it was cool to see like just

00:37:15.100 talk to them in person and yeah my whole family and stuff it was nice did you ever see your life

00:37:20.180 going the way that it has growing up um did you have a plan or things just kind of fell into place

00:37:27.340 or out of place whichever one you think i never like the whole hustle and shit like was just

00:37:34.940 temporary that was that was like a stepping stone like cutting hair was to get me to meeting people

00:37:42.780 and that was just to maintain relationships and then that made it easy for me to make connections

00:37:47.220 and but was that was that the goal was that the goal like i guess no no the goal that i looked at

00:37:52.680 like my mentors like the guys that own barbershops back home that i worked at like that i grew up at

00:37:56.700 i started cutting hair at 15 and i saw them just busting their asses in the barbershop and i was

00:38:01.700 like i love cutting hair it's fun it's like a trade it's creative i get to you know have fun 0.99

00:38:07.280 with it but i can't see myself like fucking in a in a barbershop breaking my back for 14 hours a day 0.83

00:38:14.240 and worrying about other barbers like that's the height is like you get to own a barbershop and 0.98

00:38:18.300 then you have all this responsibility i always thought of myself as more of like a i like i 0.97

00:38:22.600 wanted to i don't know fucking make movies and shit you saw more for yourself do something 0.93

00:38:28.000 creative yeah i wanted to at least try take a risk take a shot at it you know and i got a little 0.99

00:38:34.080 caught up in in like everything else i was doing because it was fast money but i think everything 0.97

00:38:39.840 happens for a reason and i was put in that building with all you fucking viners i know 0.98

00:38:43.280 and you guys like just kind of like Mike's situation like I don't even know how you guys 1.00

00:38:48.040 met but I feel like you just met him and it came off like a real guy and you were like okay I want

00:38:52.160 to keep this guy close to me yep so is that what happened with you and David that's what happened

00:38:55.940 with me and and Rudy at first yeah yeah that's right yeah and I was really close with Rudy and

00:39:00.900 then um we even our our girlfriends at the time were on the same show yep yep so it was like a

00:39:07.160 nice little clique that we had but i ended up splitting with my my ex and him and maya are

00:39:13.060 still together so it was just like you know they met at this random house party that i had

00:39:17.220 i think because your girl brought her friend maya and rudy and maya met in my house oh yeah that's 0.88

00:39:24.000 right i'm proud i'm proud i've been legend that what a small fucking world that's making for some 0.92

00:39:29.100 time now yeah yeah yeah yeah okay so that sucks though that you guys broke up no no it's it's 0.88

00:39:33.920 cool everything happens for a reason so it's it's fine that happened and um then i at that time i

00:39:40.900 was going through like like a little post-breakup depression and so was todd with corinna so i met 0.98

00:39:46.880 oh yeah i met todd and todd was like i was like holy shit this guy's just like me he's fucking 0.88

00:39:52.840 you know like likes to work out he likes to do like run and do running and he uh like we just 0.76

00:40:00.220 started like hiking and venting to each other about our breakups and then we started hanging

00:40:03.500 out and then david came along one time and he like got wind of my criminal past and he was like 0.55

00:40:09.360 oh fuck this is so interesting like i and he just started filming everything i did

00:40:13.660 and yeah you know like i guess that's how like the vlog stuff started but what's what's that 0.95

00:40:21.580 relationship like now with david yeah um still cool or talking or yeah i don't know we're cool

00:40:28.700 of course i think i think everyone's wondering like yeah that's where i was going with it the

00:40:32.800 entire vlog squad it's because COVID put a bit of a stick in the spokes I think yeah because of the

00:40:39.720 gathering um I always kind of did my own thing you know I I came in late like I wasn't like an

00:40:46.340 original vlog squad member I I like David had curated that whole crew before I even was around

00:40:52.960 I kind of just popped in at the end but yeah I took Jonah with me and Jonah was my sidekick on

00:40:58.940 the barbershop chill yo he's great hilarious i love that put him in a box while i was while i

00:41:04.380 was there inside a soundproof uh oh yeah yeah that's right yeah because he doesn't he doesn't

00:41:09.480 know when to stop talking keeps cutting me off you know what i'm talking about you made that joke

00:41:14.320 yeah yeah um didn't he try out for sno yeah i think he failed at that one but that surprises

00:41:21.980 me that's a tough one yeah yeah that surprises me you guys are such a great great group like

00:41:27.980 yeah I wish I had friends like as good as you do man look at this everybody's so happy here

00:41:33.240 this guy pans the camera look at that I would have to verbally assault my my cameraman to tell

00:41:38.420 him to move the camera no I'm joking I love my people but um everybody's so happy yeah there

00:41:42.860 are there's a lot of smiling here there's a lot of smiling um but yeah when you guys did that that

00:41:48.860 roast was it the roast of it was jason jason nash yeah that was so fun i i love when you guys get

00:41:55.060 together as a as a group and oh damn thank you man yeah yeah yeah we should do you um there's a

00:42:01.100 lot of meat on that bone there's a lot of meat on that bone but i'm not part of the vlog squad so i 0.89

00:42:05.480 don't know if it'd work i like i mean technically am i even you know way more than me i mean you've

00:42:11.120 been in vlog squad videos i see you doing collaborations that was nice to be in todd's

00:42:14.360 video that you uh oh yeah oh yeah whenever whenever can i ask you to do stuff and like

00:42:20.460 can we get you on the barbershop one of these days i'll trim up that mullet it needs it needs

00:42:25.660 that to be sure you should do that you should do that he he like i mean i you don't have i'm gonna 0.81

00:42:30.560 get nobody there's no more roastable i low blowed the shit out of mike because i was like i was like 0.97

00:42:36.180 who is this guy logan paul's friend i gotta fucking i gotta go hard on him you know if i 0.98

00:42:41.480 bring on you i'll be respectful to the big stars i'm i'm very no no you will not look at what he 0.99

00:42:47.660 did to casey nice that i went on and i i just fucking it's casey nice bro i sat i fucking 0.97

00:42:52.780 massaged him the whole time he does he does he also and he also asked me like 0.99

00:42:57.360 he before i came on like i was aware that you were gonna go nuts because you were like also 0.99

00:43:03.440 the reason i'm doing this man is because you like me don't give a fuck yeah you don't care 0.99

00:43:07.040 whatsoever about any yeah at all it's a what is this we're on a fucking spinning rock that's in 0.99

00:43:12.040 the universe with a fucking a flaming ball that's just close enough to keep us alive and if it flies 0.95

00:43:17.960 off we're all fucking we freeze up and die so what does it matter if i make a joke about your 0.99

00:43:22.300 girlfriend getting railed on camera you know this bro you know this stuff and you can do it back to 1.00

00:43:26.700 me you did it back to me you fucking checked me back more than anybody ever on that show 0.97

00:43:30.720 it was great it was doing it was doing so good but it got age restricted immediately 0.99

00:43:35.040 oh it did yeah youtube's been on on my ass i know that i know that when you so but is the whole goal 0.81

00:43:41.360 of the show to like punk the person who's getting their haircut no no no no the whole goal of the 0.96

00:43:46.020 show is to have a to show the person in a tenser environment like i'm sure here this is a tense

00:43:52.860 environment you have these bright lights you have a whole crew filming you guys are very aggressive

00:43:57.400 i mean sort of he goes mike look at kevin dude well i that show is designed well i have cameramen

00:44:05.360 like literally like everybody's holding a camera like yo he's got like a full production squad so

00:44:10.940 like there will be like five six cameras you're fully you're fully lob mic'd up it's like a it's 0.73

00:44:16.120 the real deal and the thing that the thing that fucked with me on it was i would try to i always 0.70

00:44:20.240 before i go on big shows a big show i try to watch a few episodes before and see how people act right 0.78

00:44:25.060 And I noticed that the majority of people stayed themselves through the show.

00:44:30.100 But when I went on it, I was like, I also kind of want to play into some of this because it's going to elevate it to another level.

00:44:38.120 So when you made the signs up, I hopped out of the chair, flipped out on you.

00:44:43.920 And what happened was people were like, oh, that's his real reaction.

00:44:47.760 And it turned into this amazing clip that spread like wildfire.

00:44:51.120 Yeah, yeah.

00:44:51.660 No, that was perfect.

00:44:52.520 You killed it, and that gave a whole different aspect of the show

00:44:54.980 that I'm still learning it.

00:44:57.240 I just got into making videos technically a couple years ago,

00:45:01.260 and I just did the barbershop thing because I knew it.

00:45:03.780 I cut hair my whole life.

00:45:05.160 It was a great concept.

00:45:06.060 Format.

00:45:06.460 With the very first video you put out, I was like, this is a sick format.

00:45:10.200 I hope he keeps this up.

00:45:12.080 When you got Cody Ko on.

00:45:13.720 Yeah.

00:45:14.960 Screwed up a little.

00:45:16.180 Why?

00:45:17.320 What happened?

00:45:18.300 Didn't you tell Jake he was going to be there?

00:45:20.620 Wasn't that like a setup?

00:45:21.280 so um when i had cody co on i do like cody co i think he's uh like he's very funny yeah and

00:45:28.880 um i just thought like the at the time i was new to youtube and i was watching those commentary

00:45:34.620 videos where you just roast people from home and like where i'm from like if you're talking

00:45:39.940 shit about somebody you're gonna bump into them and you know eventually somebody's gonna either 0.99

00:45:44.340 crack your fucking head open or or whatever you know so i was just like curious what cody would 0.99

00:45:49.080 do if he bumped into like somebody that he was roasting because his jokes were funny he roasts 1.00

00:45:54.500 the fuck out of people but it's like they're not your friends to roast like right when we did the

00:45:58.000 roast we're roasting our friends and we all like agreed like we're gonna make some dark jokes but 0.97

00:46:01.940 you know like we're all friends here at the end of the day so when cody did those videos it was like

00:46:06.740 kind of like i mean i didn't watch all of them i should have did more research but some of them

00:46:11.500 maybe the first ones i clicked on were a little mean-spirited and not don't get me wrong i'm not

00:46:15.900 sitting here saying cody's completely wrong and he's like you guys are angels because you guys

00:46:19.720 deserve some of the stuff that you were getting all of it yeah but i wanted to see how he would

00:46:25.120 react in an environment where he bumped into one of these guys so basically like i was prepared for

00:46:30.900 like if jake did do something try something like i had guys there that's why i had the whole crew

00:46:36.140 there normally just one-on-one but like just to like break it up you know because i don't want

00:46:40.300 to set anybody up to get there to actually get beat down you know i don't think cody would want

00:46:45.020 to like even fight i think he would just avoid confrontation completely and jake was literally

00:46:50.940 we had the security guard be like who's this guy downstairs shadow boxing in the garage

00:46:55.720 i'm like i didn't know this because i'm doing the episode and i'm trying to orchestrate this stuff

00:47:00.840 and when like text and like joke around and be funny with cody and do a haircut and i have all

00:47:05.280 this shit going through my head so when he finally like when we finally get to the question when i'm

00:47:11.700 like who's your favorite youtuber okay let me backtrack a little bit because initially it was 0.98

00:47:19.040 supposed to be lele pons because he was going very hard on lele at the time and the videos

00:47:24.120 were very funny but i i knew that lele was like she was very upset about it you know like it was

00:47:30.080 really getting to her because nobody was really had dug into her like her life was just up up up

00:47:35.920 up and then like the cody video started and then she started getting like a lot of like comments

00:47:40.920 and stuff like that which whatever you you want to be a comedian you sign up to make internet

00:47:45.880 comedy videos you're in this game you need to be able to take jokes too that's what the whole show

00:47:51.360 is about my barbershop show is like you you want to make funny videos you're technically a comedian

00:47:56.020 so you need to like dish them and take them so i was gonna have lele show up last minute 0.99

00:48:01.340 her management pulled the plug they were like no she's not going anywhere near that guy

00:48:05.300 i texted jake i was like jake it'll be funny if you pop out and like jake took it as like

00:48:10.900 oh this is a great opportunity to for me to make a anti-cyber bullying campaign and i'm like 0.95

00:48:17.340 well fuck bro you know like let's communicate a little bit like we're not on the same page 0.91

00:48:23.160 because i want to make a funny bit out of it like just maybe like he pops up and cody's like 1.00

00:48:27.420 scared for a sec yeah and then like we all joke around and laugh about it and like the fucking 0.70

00:48:32.000 jokes stop you know like cody maybe like could ease up on jake or maybe make a joke out of that 1.00

00:48:37.100 situation but instead it was like no fuck you you cyber bully kids don't shake my hand like 0.99

00:48:43.640 jay came in aggressive very tense very tense bro do it again like can you just please come back 1.00

00:48:49.400 in again nicer like come in again and don't put me in this spot because now i look like a piece 0.97

00:48:54.800 of shit set up a setup artist yes yeah setup artist which is the worst like i look like a 0.99

00:49:00.280 fucking two-faced motherfucker and i would never be trusted again like you know but yeah that was 1.00

00:49:08.580 a fuck up for me that i i still regret to this day i still i'm trying to make amends with cody 1.00

00:49:13.620 co but i'm doing the rounds i'm making i'm making amends he hasn't forgiven you he has but i think 0.98

00:49:18.860 the internet like the drama channels and shit like a lot of people had their opinion on it and

00:49:25.740 they kind of drove people to cancel me and make it look like what i did was so horrible and then 0.94

00:49:30.740 that got in his head and he was like you know what yeah jeff did kind of fuck me over because

00:49:35.080 we hiked after we went like cody and i went for a run together after just me and him like we were 0.83

00:49:39.400 having a great time and we were laughing about the whole situation and cody initially didn't give a

00:49:44.300 fuck and i think he was influenced to actually like have some resentment towards me after that

00:49:50.600 by the internet and recently he i mean i don't know if i want to keep this a secret but recently 0.99

00:49:56.680 he reached out and he said he he would be down to do a redo and make amends oh you should you

00:50:03.740 should and also like cool watching from the outside like his style of video and his uh

00:50:10.540 formatting and his comedy has evolved and grown so much over the past couple years and like

00:50:16.360 maybe that was a catalyst for him to stop. But because honestly, like I got a million subscribers

00:50:23.280 from it. Cody got 3 million, literally that from everyone talking about it. We both, we both got a

00:50:28.180 lot of attention from it. I got more of the negative attention, but it, for all of us, like

00:50:32.780 whatever shit happens, like we need to kind of, you know, think outside the box here. If I just 0.93

00:50:37.660 did a regular talk show, like literally everyone else, you know, but, but I also, I also like the

00:50:43.500 idea of there being one or two or you know if you want to throw other people like banks or whoever

00:50:50.100 into the mix of people keeping this industry rooted in the fact that like i'm gonna see you

00:50:56.040 somewhere like don't like yo pete like you said troll your friends that you have permission to

00:51:02.340 roast your homies but like this this like new world of like it being okay to go after people 0.99

00:51:08.720 with the expectation that you're never gonna run into that motherfucker yeah it's not something 0.99

00:51:13.200 that like i'm cool with i'm not cool with that like i there are people who have said shit about 0.99

00:51:18.000 me that i'm still very interested in running into and seeing what that energy looks like yeah very 0.88

00:51:23.920 fucking interested bro because like that that idea that you could just go and just 0.99

00:51:28.340 by the way because i don't do that shit i don't go off on fucking people and and say terrible 0.99

00:51:34.600 terrible i do but i do it in person but also you do it that's true that's true that's so true that's 0.99

00:51:39.720 very true but also you do it to people that are like willing and on board and all that shit like 0.74

00:51:45.140 there are people out there who yo quite honestly to almost back jake on it i'm not saying that 0.97

00:51:52.160 cody was doing it at the time but there are people on the internet who are fucking bullying 0.81

00:51:56.540 who are bullying hardcore over and over and over and over again certain people and if we are 0.93

00:52:03.520 supposed to be a society of people who are now standing up to bullies like what's the first

00:52:09.740 thing you're gonna teach your kid jeff if somebody but like if someone i'm gonna teach him a one too

00:52:14.280 that's it that's it like yo like and and by the way to protect yourself like if it gets physical 0.92

00:52:18.960 but at the same time like yo like i don't i hate the idea of letting people just fucking attack 0.87

00:52:23.740 someone over and over and over again without the idea that yo there may be a repercussion for this 0.82

00:52:27.780 someday yeah i don't know maybe that's just how i think about well maybe we're doing the lord's

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00:53:23.540 I mean, what do you think about that? 0.97

00:53:24.680 do you think like it's you should have like free reign to just fucking yes and no so no because 0.97

00:53:31.640 obviously no bullying sucks and it sucks to be on the receiving end of it yeah i also think it 0.96

00:53:36.260 depends who it is and what the situation is yeah yeah accountability is big on both ends accountability 0.90

00:53:42.040 on the the end of the perceived bully saying oh this is like maybe maybe i did go a little too

00:53:48.260 hard here and what was my intent was my intent to embarrass this person was my intent to offend them

00:53:52.780 was my intent to make light of a situation

00:53:54.640 that maybe they took themselves too seriously.

00:53:57.540 We've seen like just, you know,

00:53:59.360 some of these cyber bullies making fun of like TikTok stars

00:54:01.560 who are a little cringe or some videos come off.

00:54:03.640 Banter.

00:54:04.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:05.340 That feels different.

00:54:06.940 Which again, having been on the receiving end of that,

00:54:10.240 I can go, you know what?

00:54:11.560 That's funny.

00:54:11.980 You're right. 0.99

00:54:12.440 That's fucking funny. 0.98

00:54:13.380 Like I'll take the note 0.99

00:54:14.960 and try not to be as cringe next time.

00:54:17.880 On the other end,

00:54:19.120 that's probably it actually there's only one i guess i guess we'll define the fight but but to

00:54:26.220 that point i guess the question just becomes like at what point does it go from banter or even or

00:54:30.660 even criticism which is fine to targeted attack after attack because one time two times and people

00:54:37.020 are like that's funny but when it becomes a uh episodic journey that is just attack after attack

00:54:43.780 On someone's character

00:54:44.680 At some point

00:54:46.120 You have to ask yourself

00:54:46.740 Like yo like

00:54:47.360 Is this something

00:54:49.280 You would want to link up

00:54:50.260 And talk about in person

00:54:51.120 Yeah like

00:54:51.460 Why did the baby 1.00

00:54:52.620 Call Jojo Siwa a bitch 1.00

00:54:54.140 Alright I don't understand 0.99

00:54:55.480 That part at all

00:54:55.900 Like is that cyberbullying

00:54:57.100 I don't understand that part at all

00:54:57.800 Honestly this episode

00:54:59.000 Might come out a month from now

00:55:00.120 So it might be completely

00:55:01.060 You know

00:55:01.680 No they'll never forget

00:55:03.240 They'll never

00:55:03.600 I'll be

00:55:03.920 I'm working out in the gym

00:55:05.100 The baby song comes on 1.00

00:55:06.100 He goes you a bitch 1.00

00:55:06.800 Jojo Siwa 1.00

00:55:07.360 I'm like what the fuck 0.99

00:55:08.700 Yeah 0.99

00:55:11.420 Why

00:55:12.160 Why

00:55:12.760 I don't know anything about this

00:55:14.440 I apologize

00:55:14.960 I tried to stay off the news

00:55:16.600 So I said nothing topical

00:55:17.920 That would be

00:55:19.280 I appreciate that

00:55:19.980 Outdated by the time

00:55:21.340 I appreciate that

00:55:21.880 This came out

00:55:22.300 Because I know it's not

00:55:22.940 It's probably smart

00:55:23.500 That seems like it's etched forever

00:55:25.320 In hip hop history

00:55:26.980 Yeah

00:55:27.480 When the baby called Jojo Siwa 1.00

00:55:29.440 Bitch Jojo Siwa 1.00

00:55:30.740 Bitch 1.00

00:55:31.080 So he just did it for no reason? 1.00

00:55:32.560 No one knows

00:55:33.280 No one knows

00:55:34.160 But then he put out this song

00:55:35.920 Right around the same time

00:55:37.320 As that song Masterpiece

00:55:38.380 Which in my eyes 0.99

00:55:39.060 Is a great DaBaby song

00:55:39.980 So I kind of forgot about 1.00

00:55:40.960 The Jojo Siwa shit 0.98

00:55:41.760 But also 1.00

00:55:42.440 I feel like the baby

00:55:44.040 I feel like the baby's just kind of here to have a good time 1.00

00:55:46.660 fuck around be a troll sometimes 0.99

00:55:48.000 like he doesn't take himself too seriously which is the other thing 1.00

00:55:50.880 so I

00:55:51.780 I don't know

00:55:53.220 I know Jojo can handle it 1.00

00:55:55.120 Jojo's been through the fucking mud 0.99

00:55:56.660 she's been on the receiving end of everything 0.99

00:55:59.580 she's literally grown up online

00:56:01.980 listening to what other people think of her

00:56:03.560 which is crazy 1.00

00:56:04.280 woman's probably made a steal at this point 1.00

00:56:06.280 and the baby 0.88

00:56:07.300 Jojo C was taller than the baby

00:56:10.760 Like at what point

00:56:13.080 And he's the baby

00:56:14.800 You know

00:56:15.180 We're all just having fun here 1.00

00:56:16.600 You a bitch 1.00

00:56:17.440 Jojo Siwa 1.00

00:56:18.100 Like what

00:56:18.560 She said it twice

00:56:19.620 You didn't see that 1.00

00:56:20.720 No man

00:56:21.440 I love Jojo

00:56:22.200 I've been off

00:56:22.800 I've been off social media

00:56:23.880 Sorry I wish I could get in on this

00:56:25.440 Do you spend a lot of time

00:56:26.980 Off

00:56:27.620 Like

00:56:27.980 Kind of not

00:56:29.080 Scrolling

00:56:29.820 Well lately I've been

00:56:30.720 I've been trying not to

00:56:31.800 Because especially when you're not posting

00:56:33.320 There's no reason to look at it

00:56:34.600 It's kind of just like

00:56:35.540 Depressing you know

00:56:36.700 It is

00:56:37.400 So yeah I took a little break

00:56:38.860 I didn't look at it at all

00:56:40.000 timers on my phone like when i have to post a brand deal i would literally set like a like i

00:56:45.900 give myself 15 minutes on instagram to get my stories uploaded and then you could you know you

00:56:49.620 could do that in your settings so like for each app like i give myself 10 minutes on twitter

00:56:53.700 15 minutes on instagram and like tiktok maybe i give you 20 20 for tiktok you oh you like you

00:57:00.500 like to talk yeah yeah because of the curated for you content like it knows what to serve you

00:57:05.140 yeah yeah yeah so then how do you how do you uh what are you doing your time these days that's

00:57:11.780 what i was well i've been working on a lot of stuff and again i don't know when this will come

00:57:15.960 out but i have uh i have i'm doing my own podcast uh i'm gonna do a solo one you guys want to see

00:57:22.640 a video i made a video for you yeah yeah more videos more exclusives drop them over solos

00:57:26.940 are tough but but also i thought they were near impossible for for myself at least right and you

00:57:36.360 saw macbook pro yeah you saw tim dylan's pop-up crushing it right he's and he sometimes has

00:57:41.280 somebody there with him but then i got on twitch stream and started ranting on topics and realized

00:57:47.440 that maybe it's not impossible i bet oh yeah you will pretty much do it already yeah like you do

00:57:52.960 I do it on the Twitch stream and I'll talk

00:57:55.060 and... It says waiting.

00:57:57.400 Maybe do iPhone 3.

00:58:01.580 Oh, I got it. Hold on.

00:58:03.560 Here we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:58:04.680 You do it pretty much. Maybe you gotta flip it

00:58:06.820 sideways. I don't know.

00:58:08.620 Here we go. Pulling the clip up.

00:58:10.640 Oh, God. I have to... Is that a Maverick

00:58:12.880 bowl? Is that a Maverick bowl? I'm gonna have to

00:58:14.780 rotate it. Rotate it. Yeah, sorry.

00:58:17.060 How do I... How?

00:58:19.300 I'll just play it sideways.

00:58:20.240 I don't know, bro. We're boomers now.

00:58:21.760 Just play it without the sound

00:58:24.980 No, I got this

00:58:26.160 Watch it with

00:58:27.780 Flip, rotate left

00:58:30.920 There you go

00:58:31.620 Yeah, just watch it without the sound

00:58:35.460 Without the sound

00:58:36.480 What are we watching again?

00:58:40.080 The studio

00:58:40.440 You can put the sound on, I'm just kidding, just for a joke

00:58:42.220 Check this out, see it's got a little 70s vibe

00:58:48.760 Oh, it's beautiful 1.00

00:58:49.360 I like that fucking race car bed 1.00

00:58:51.420 fucking bullshit you guys 1.00

00:58:53.540 got. You see this? I didn't want you guys to 1.00

00:58:55.560 hear this part.

00:58:57.700 It's supposed to play with the sound off.

00:59:01.180 That's where

00:59:01.660 my producers sit. This is Jeff's

00:59:03.660 humor, Logan. Well, he's going back and forth.

00:59:05.720 No, he's doing that to fuck with you. 1.00

00:59:07.820 I feel fucked with. 1.00

00:59:09.400 I don't know. 1.00

00:59:10.840 It looks great.

00:59:12.700 This is when I thought your set still looked like a race car bed.

00:59:15.320 I used to say that it was too

00:59:16.420 like...

00:59:17.540 I love the new set. I love it.

00:59:20.660 thank you it did look like a race car bed this set looks nice man um jeff fm it's three f's in 0.97

00:59:27.220 a row it's so dumb it sounds terrible but that's that's how i like to keep my shit low budget and 0.98

00:59:31.380 shitty and yeah there you go the joker everything's a big fucking joke so it doesn't matter 0.99

00:59:35.300 you know and so you don't plan on going on a murderous rampage just to be clear 0.98

00:59:38.480 no i'm gonna do the opposite i'm gonna do this was my realization that i need to do good i need

00:59:45.380 spread good i need to use my experiences in life to to help people i'm like reborn yeah you know

00:59:51.900 i can no more bullshit no like i mean that this is it just getting to detail now he's like you

00:59:58.260 can turn it off that's my that's my plant that i gave the mohawk to i've been planting a lot of 0.95

01:00:02.960 plants in my free time if that's what you're you did ask that question yeah a lot of cacti a lot 0.99

01:00:07.740 of cacti there i saw a cacti on the back of a small pickup truck you fuck with uh like succulents 0.89

01:00:12.380 oh yeah succulents i'm going all out i got a whole bunch of palm trees i got uh i mean i don't even 0.65

01:00:18.540 know the names of these things i walk in and the plant people like they're kind of smug and they'll

01:00:23.320 look at you like you know you're a newbie like you're like relax i'm just trying to get some

01:00:27.220 cactuses and stuff like that i'm not trying to make this like my wife be a botanist or something

01:00:31.820 but it is like therapeutic to plant some plants and like work on your house opposed to just look

01:00:37.520 at twitter all day or something like that you know you're this is this is the number one sign 0.94

01:00:42.340 of uh evolution i mean my fucking house is gonna be a rainforest at the end of the month so much 0.97

01:00:47.800 botany going on in there where where's the crib and it's uh the same it's right up right upstairs 0.98

01:00:53.720 oh that's right right i was gonna parlay into do you ever think about moving back to the east coast

01:00:57.880 no no no i was just there for a day and it was enough you went back to your old high school

01:01:04.100 i went back to my old high school i got immediately thrown out i went back why well

01:01:09.540 if i'm gonna go back there like i got in trouble so much at that school if i went back now and i

01:01:15.220 acted like you know like when david goes back to his school everyone praises him they're like oh

01:01:19.380 my god you're you're back you hero like you're the best give me a tesla you know like for me i was

01:01:24.820 i was hanging on by a thread like i barely graduated it was only because i gave the like

01:01:29.700 teacher's haircuts after school like did you really that's the only reason i made it out of

01:01:34.080 high school so if i was going back i was going back to terrorize it so i walk in and i had no

01:01:40.480 mask on and that was the first red flag they're like sir where's your mask i was like um i was

01:01:45.820 like ma'am i have no years i had a hoodie on and she was like the first she had to process it and

01:01:51.740 i was like i'm exempt i'm a hollywood celebrity i used to go here i'm alumni i'm here to meet with

01:01:57.540 the dean and she's like sir this is a vaccination site you need to get the like you need to get out

01:02:01.780 of here right now and then i was like is it cool if i just go to my old classroom quick and i took

01:02:05.740 off running and she grabbed her gun and i was like all right this is this is i've got too far

01:02:10.900 wow imagine you got plugged by the by the what are they called human resource officer 0.98

01:02:15.960 yeah yeah they were all after me yeah and nobody gives a fuck you know that's the best part like i 0.97

01:02:22.600 purposely go in there and I say I'm a Hollywood 0.96

01:02:24.900 YouTube star just to

01:02:26.440 I know the reaction I'm going to get

01:02:29.000 like I went to this old mob deli

01:02:30.760 they got busted for all this like racketeering and like 0.99

01:02:32.800 all this mafia shit and 0.82

01:02:34.680 I was filming like the documentary and they're all like 1.00

01:02:36.780 bro don't fucking film me I don't want to be on camera 0.96

01:02:39.020 and I'm like just do not 0.99

01:02:40.900 film no matter what like what are they going to shoot us

01:02:42.980 you know so we just went back

01:02:44.940 and just raised hell and

01:02:46.840 it was fun. Are you still working out

01:02:48.760 as frequently as you did?

01:02:49.980 that's a great question

01:02:51.900 you guys are good man

01:02:53.100 you are in great shape

01:02:54.720 can you show your abs

01:02:55.400 would you show your abs right now

01:02:56.360 do you still have abs

01:02:57.020 he definitely still is fine

01:02:58.880 I've been sitting down

01:02:59.320 oh yeah

01:03:00.200 you got a little ridge

01:03:01.020 you don't want to stand up

01:03:02.000 and really get a good flex in

01:03:02.960 no

01:03:03.440 no problem

01:03:04.240 I've changed

01:03:06.300 this workout thing

01:03:07.480 the workout thing

01:03:08.300 I could not work out

01:03:09.920 for six months

01:03:10.520 which was tough

01:03:11.280 because

01:03:11.740 because I shattered

01:03:14.340 the eye socket

01:03:15.020 it's surrounded by

01:03:16.640 I don't know how

01:03:18.180 in detail

01:03:18.860 you want me to go here

01:03:19.720 But your eye, like your organs are surrounded by like riceril fat, it's called.

01:03:24.420 And I had fat atrophy because I blasted it so hard.

01:03:28.360 So all the fat around my eye socket that like your eye kind of sits in, it all like dissolved.

01:03:34.160 And I had to get new ones put in.

01:03:35.980 So that's why I have that.

01:03:37.000 That's why I have that scar there because they took fat from here to put it in my eye.

01:03:41.200 So what you're saying is you have, as a result of the accident, you have even better abs because they took fat. 1.00

01:03:46.060 What the fuck? 1.00

01:03:46.980 they actually real shit real shit bro like real shit they fucking made me eat fried chicken 1.00

01:03:54.080 ice cream i know this sounds like like oh they fattened you up so they had to get me fatter 1.00

01:03:59.200 and it literally like i kept this whole thing a secret so like people are commenting like oh 0.80

01:04:06.300 you fucked your eye up from plastic surgery and you're getting fat and like i never told anybody 0.78

01:04:11.620 what i'm going through so like that's why another thing like i just don't want to look at my phone 0.99

01:04:15.500 i'll keep making these videos because like i know i have like like a few devoted fans like i have 0.58

01:04:20.280 this fandom that's fucking insane they're like they're they make sick edits like they're creative 0.98

01:04:25.060 as fuck and like i don't want to let them down but also like fuck everyone else because everyone's 1.00

01:04:31.240 making their assumptions when they don't really know what's going on so um yeah i can't work out 1.00

01:04:36.140 which is what i do for my mental health because i'm sober now so i run i do shit like that to like

01:04:42.160 get those endorphins going and like deal with my stress so that's taken from me and i mean yeah so 0.97

01:04:49.660 that fucking sucked and also like somebody who cares about their like health and fitness and 0.95

01:04:53.920 diet and i gotta like take shots of olive oil and eat like peanut butter and just like healthy fats 0.99

01:04:59.580 because they say you gotta feed the fat to grow the fat back in my eye so it was just like a

01:05:03.920 complete like flip of my life and now i'm planting plants and i'm finding new shit to do and i've 0.57

01:05:10.700 been working on i like i like new jeff no he's great dude i like the old jeff too but it's just

01:05:15.240 it's it it'll just be interesting to see how you how it all plays are you gonna be able to work

01:05:19.140 out again soon or are you working out now yeah i'm doing i put a gym in my place i'm just doing

01:05:23.320 like pull-ups and push-ups like are you are you hanging out with people or are you generally

01:05:28.160 alone yeah i don't mean that in a sad way but no i got my crew i got i got i got my crew that like

01:05:33.940 i work with and i have my like new york friends like my still my street friends that i hang out

01:05:38.540 with and those like yeah i'm good like i have good people around me so because you know you

01:05:44.160 can always hit us up and the gym's open here if you want to work oh yeah yeah i would love to

01:05:48.500 i would love to that sounds great yeah yeah we're pretty action-oriented too i don't know if you

01:05:53.260 need like motivation in that arena but yeah we definitely i think everyone who comes around here 0.74

01:05:58.300 is inspired to just fucking kick ass man we're all just becoming best friends over here i wasn't 0.97

01:06:03.000 He said he was a free agent 1.00

01:06:05.760 We'll sue

01:06:06.580 I love David

01:06:09.300 I love that whole crew

01:06:10.100 Jason is one of my favorite guys I've ever met

01:06:12.920 In the world

01:06:13.840 They're on to the next chapter

01:06:17.640 With the podcast

01:06:18.500 I'm going to do a podcast

01:06:20.040 Zane and Heath have their podcast

01:06:21.420 I still run with Todd every morning

01:06:24.560 We do running every morning

01:06:26.140 I don't count as a workout

01:06:28.300 I should not be doing that because I'm burning off the fat 0.99

01:06:30.640 But fuck it, I need my mental health too 0.99

01:06:32.300 i'll have my eye be floating around a little bit i need to like you do you do uh the whole circle 1.00

01:06:39.180 at runyon yeah so we did it the other day for the first time uh the shit is hard the one the one

01:06:45.900 side in particular is exceptionally steep yeah and i i wasn't aware at how are you jogging it 0.64

01:06:52.420 yeah yeah yeah trying not to stop yeah i think we had to stop once yeah okay that's that's really

01:06:57.460 good it's well i'm in like i'm pretty good shape i was i was expecting to like can you say how much

01:07:01.920 you weigh right now i'm i'm 195 oh my god damn and you're ripped too inclines man that's why we

01:07:08.300 did run inclines are are the best yeah inclines are the best i love uh i like how a they are on 0.98

01:07:15.340 my my joints and my knees they're not as bad as yeah coming down running down sucks but i go

01:07:21.380 backwards and uh when i'm going down but um nice you got good trainers around you man it sounds

01:07:27.300 like you got good people are you yeah you know i'm working with uh don who i'm sure you know

01:07:30.680 from way back in the year.

01:07:31.520 Oh, yeah?

01:07:31.800 Dude, yeah. 1.00

01:07:32.940 Damn. 1.00

01:07:33.320 Yeah, he's running with me every day. 0.99

01:07:34.720 He won David's car the other day.

01:07:36.520 Yeah, yeah.

01:07:37.120 He won David's Tesla.

01:07:38.060 Yeah, I did see that.

01:07:38.480 But that is a good sign

01:07:39.360 when you see people in this town

01:07:40.820 that have the same group of people

01:07:42.380 around them for a long time.

01:07:44.000 It's rare because, like, even George,

01:07:46.460 I remember you and George met

01:07:48.180 back at 1600 Rhyme Days.

01:07:49.640 A lot of people grow apart.

01:07:51.000 But, yeah, that's it.

01:07:52.380 That's all we got for today.

01:07:54.300 That was a great podcast, man.

01:07:55.900 Yeah, that's it?

01:07:56.520 Yeah, that's all we got.

01:07:57.560 Yeah, that's it.

01:07:58.520 We do about an hour.

01:07:59.440 A little over an hour

01:08:00.680 Hour 15

01:08:01.060 What are we at right now?

01:08:02.040 We got a reset

01:08:02.700 Before the next guest

01:08:03.500 We're shooting 10 episodes this week

01:08:05.080 Jesus

01:08:05.760 Yeah before training camp

01:08:07.080 We're just stacking them all

01:08:07.920 We have one left

01:08:09.220 What are you going to

01:08:10.500 So you're going to Puerto Rico?

01:08:12.120 Going to Puerto Rico

01:08:12.660 For training camp

01:08:13.240 Yeah and then

01:08:13.720 Probably going to move down there as well

01:08:15.640 And I feel like that seclusion

01:08:16.880 Will be very good for me

01:08:18.240 Especially undergoing

01:08:19.620 This boxing journey

01:08:20.760 That I'll probably pursue

01:08:22.340 For another you know

01:08:23.160 Three to five years

01:08:24.020 Maybe longer

01:08:24.700 Seeing how it goes

01:08:25.420 But it just seems like

01:08:27.000 It makes sense for me

01:08:28.140 I liked it there

01:08:28.860 I felt, I felt, I felt very me. And I, when I came back to LA after visiting there, I, um,

01:08:34.140 for the first time in my life, I was, I was, I was disappointed that I was coming to LA,

01:08:40.220 which was notable for me. Um, yeah, I, I kind of had that feeling too with some stuff. I, I can

01:08:46.620 relate. The barbershop is, is over too, by the way. What? It's ended. We ripped it down. What

01:08:52.740 are you talking about? The set or the show is? It's done. It's done. The show's done temporarily.

01:08:58.280 I don't know if I'll bring it back, but yeah.

01:09:01.300 I had a little falling out with Jonah.

01:09:04.720 I'll show you guys.

01:09:05.740 Yeah.

01:09:07.180 This is, I mean, if you guys want to wrap it up, we can wrap it up.

01:09:10.080 But I mean, I was going to talk about more stuff.

01:09:12.500 Well, if you have something of major concern, let's talk about some juice.

01:09:18.000 Yeah.

01:09:19.720 Whoa.

01:09:20.360 Yeah, man.

01:09:21.200 The barbershop is no more.

01:09:22.620 I forgot to tell you that.

01:09:23.640 I left that part out.

01:09:24.560 That seems like a pretty hard part to leave out.

01:09:28.260 of the interview

01:09:29.560 don't you think

01:09:30.240 Wittick

01:09:31.440 here's a picture

01:09:34.080 I'm gonna airdrop it to you

01:09:34.960 Logan

01:09:35.220 okay

01:09:35.640 a lot of exclusives

01:09:37.300 alright here we go

01:09:37.960 I'm getting it

01:09:38.660 it's coming in hot

01:09:39.560 and

01:09:39.980 it's downloaded

01:09:41.180 I'm opening it up now

01:09:42.220 here we go

01:09:43.280 okay here's Jeff

01:09:44.180 here's Jeff

01:09:45.300 with a sledgehammer

01:09:46.240 that's it

01:09:49.420 that's the

01:09:50.940 that's the barbershop

01:09:51.800 well it's ripped down

01:09:53.240 yeah

01:09:53.760 that was the barbershop

01:09:54.880 yeah that was the barbershop

01:09:56.560 it had to get ripped down

01:09:57.500 Because Jonah wanted me out

01:09:59.200 He was done

01:10:00.260 And like we said with the privacy thing

01:10:03.180 We're getting trolled

01:10:04.920 I mean how can I troll that

01:10:07.260 You think I ripped that down

01:10:08.520 I've seen what you'll go through 1.00

01:10:10.240 You're fucking trolling us bro 1.00

01:10:12.760 You figured yo you know what I've trolled these kids in the past 1.00

01:10:15.120 It almost led us to hate each other

01:10:16.980 Now I'm going to troll them again

01:10:18.900 What do you think I'm redesigning

01:10:21.080 You think I'm buying them putting new bricks up

01:10:22.860 That's not even you

01:10:23.540 Bro you think I'm going to put new

01:10:25.400 I'm sad because all the nostalgia is gone

01:10:27.880 but I need a change

01:10:29.640 I need a new show and that's Jeff FM

01:10:31.660 I'm going to do Jeff FM now

01:10:34.120 can you be honest for a second

01:10:35.160 is the barbershop stopping

01:10:37.380 Jeff is the barbershop stopping

01:10:40.020 I'm sick of cutting hair during interviews

01:10:41.840 this was so nice being able to just talk to you guys

01:10:44.360 having to do a haircut

01:10:45.840 throughout the interview is tough

01:10:47.960 and I do love

01:10:49.460 the barbershop show it's something original

01:10:51.920 that I somehow accidentally created

01:10:54.040 And Casey Neistat says it's dope

01:10:56.300 But this had to end here

01:10:58.440 I will try to figure something out

01:10:59.980 I'm working on other stuff

01:11:01.080 I'm not going to give up

01:11:02.240 I'm not going to quit

01:11:02.920 What about Jonah?

01:11:04.780 Me and Jonah?

01:11:05.520 Yeah

01:11:05.780 I mean 1.00

01:11:06.640 Fuck him 1.00

01:11:09.280 Let him eat himself to death 1.00

01:11:15.580 Really? Something happened? 0.96

01:11:21.620 I mean the last time

01:11:23.420 we were seen together on camera

01:11:25.100 I gave him a check for $10,000

01:11:27.180 for losing the most weight

01:11:28.880 in a weight loss competition

01:11:29.960 that I do a show

01:11:30.680 to help people lose weight

01:11:31.760 there's some fat shaming jokes

01:11:33.500 in the show

01:11:34.060 but you know

01:11:34.760 at the end of the day

01:11:35.660 it's to help people

01:11:36.480 motivate them

01:11:37.600 he won

01:11:38.500 but he cheated

01:11:40.140 he did a boxer's weight cut

01:11:42.700 oh he did

01:11:43.920 he lost

01:11:44.680 it was just water weight

01:11:46.000 he sat in the sauna

01:11:47.040 yeah

01:11:47.300 he won the money

01:11:48.160 and then he ripped the check in half

01:11:49.720 he gave half of it away

01:11:50.820 made himself look good

01:11:52.420 and then told me 1.00

01:11:53.320 to go fuck myself after i don't know i swear on camera he told me i love you and then afterwards 0.99

01:12:00.100 we talked and he said hey look like i don't just i can't have all of your employees coming in my 0.99

01:12:06.040 house anymore at random times in the night to shoot stuff i need privacy and i need you to like 0.99

01:12:12.100 like i don't care i'll pay the whole rent and i was like you fuck me when i'm at rock bottom 1.00

01:12:17.500 this is what you do you kick me when i'm down now i'm gonna fuck you i'm gonna fuck you back i'm 1.00

01:12:22.620 gonna go impulsive and tell everybody how much of a fucking piece of shit you are maybe we'll be 1.00

01:12:27.800 friends by the time this comes back out but as of now that's where we're at fuck him he's dead to me 1.00

01:12:33.200 yeah wow i'm happy that you i don't know man 100 true okay yeah okay 100 true all right go 0.99

01:12:43.180 poor joan oh i guess not what was the intent would rip in the check in half and give in half

01:12:47.400 it away wouldn't that just void the entire he didn't actually give half the money away he gave

01:12:50.640 half of his avoidable check that's what i'm saying like checks are fake they're just hollywood stuff

01:12:55.220 i don't expect you to understand this new guy here from new york logan you know i'm not from

01:13:01.240 new york yeah whatever uh yeah the checks are fake i i i actually paid them in cash um afterwards 0.97

01:13:08.620 but he gave he did give half the money but then he did tell me to go fuck myself and you know 0.98

01:13:13.140 well my eye was hanging out and i was at rock bottom he fucking gave me the boot so you know 0.99

01:13:19.900 what i wish him well something happens to him along the way you know i'm i'm going my own way 0.97

01:13:29.220 i'm i'm gone i'm taking off maybe i'll move to puerto rico puerto rico's hard that's hard to spell

01:13:35.960 you know if you kill somebody and flee to puerto rico they could still get you right yeah that's

01:13:40.540 it's still part of the country would you ever consider moving into a late uh an over 30s content 0.99

01:13:46.280 house it's a big house a big fucking house and there's one extra room we need one more 0.99

01:13:53.200 that fits in with it with the right crap wow no i'm not no no no forget about it forget 0.99

01:13:59.380 there is no he's not actually doing it doesn't even exist i'm not even a person it's a great 0.75

01:14:04.400 idea maybe take jonah he would love it he needs a place to stay too because

01:14:08.140 he's getting the boot

01:14:10.680 wait you're

01:14:13.320 I mean look I'm a fair guy

01:14:15.320 I'm a very fair guy I think things

01:14:17.680 through I don't react

01:14:19.700 like I used to but 1.00

01:14:21.500 because he fucked 0.99

01:14:23.660 me I will make his life a living 1.00

01:14:25.460 hell now so

01:14:27.020 yeah Jonah and I are at war 1.00

01:14:29.380 take him to your fucking content house and let 1.00

01:14:31.600 him get abused in there let him be 1.00

01:14:33.580 the punching bag over there 0.99

01:14:34.920 I don't want him anymore 0.57

01:14:36.500 all right everything i said on the show is fake

01:14:40.060 no no the shop's really done that's really done that's so wild but i've been working on some stuff

01:14:46.420 i have a a new business that i've always wanted to do since i was a kid and i'm going to talk

01:14:50.660 about that soon uh i'll tell you off

01:14:52.980 okay fire that's cool it seems that that's i thought you were i thought you were gonna say

01:15:03.620 that you were advising

01:15:04.360 on stock picks

01:15:05.280 or something like that.

01:15:06.840 If you can invest in this,

01:15:08.460 but no,

01:15:08.940 I am done investing in stuff.

01:15:12.040 Yeah,

01:15:12.580 yeah,

01:15:13.060 yeah,

01:15:13.400 that's...

01:15:14.160 Good luck.

01:15:14.580 Maybe I'll move to Puerto Rico

01:15:15.480 with Logan.

01:15:15.980 That'd be cool.

01:15:16.520 Content house for me,

01:15:17.440 no,

01:15:17.720 I'm a privacy.

01:15:20.340 We appreciate you,

01:15:21.180 Jeff.

01:15:21.340 We appreciate you,

01:15:21.980 Jeff Wittek.

01:15:22.420 Thank you,

01:15:22.780 guys.

01:15:23.140 Yeah,

01:15:23.320 yeah,

01:15:23.520 yeah.

01:15:23.820 You guys can follow

01:15:24.600 him on Instagram

01:15:25.260 at Jeff.

01:15:26.520 Just Jeff.

01:15:27.100 And I've been starting

01:15:27.720 to beef with Jeff Bezos.

01:15:28.960 I've been trying to do,

01:15:29.700 you know how you guys

01:15:30.220 do the fighting troll

01:15:31.120 and stuff?

01:15:31.700 You're calling him out.

01:15:32.080 I'm calling him out

01:15:32.980 He wants the handle

01:15:33.680 No he doesn't want it

01:15:34.880 But I'm trying to make him

01:15:35.740 Think he wants it

01:15:36.480 Cool

01:15:36.820 So I put in my bio 1.00

01:15:39.000 Go fuck yourself 1.00

01:15:39.980 Jeff Bezos 1.00

01:15:40.660 You bald fuck 1.00

01:15:41.420 It's not for sale 1.00

01:15:42.180 Hell yeah

01:15:42.540 That's in my bio

01:15:43.360 So you know people get notified

01:15:44.620 When you get added to a bio

01:15:46.280 Of a verified account

01:15:47.260 You think he saw it?

01:15:48.200 He had to

01:15:48.960 If like Logan adds me to his bio

01:15:50.880 And he's verified

01:15:51.540 I get a notification on my phone

01:15:53.400 So I'm trying to

01:15:55.040 I'm trying to get him to be like

01:15:56.660 Alright

01:15:56.920 Is that true?

01:15:57.660 Yeah it is

01:15:58.380 That's true?

01:15:59.380 That's a good way to get people's attention 1.00

01:16:00.640 Girls attention 0.97

01:16:01.400 I'm like 0.99

01:16:02.860 alright

01:16:03.720 Jeff

01:16:04.520 let's go to war

01:16:06.200 Bezos

01:16:06.720 you know

01:16:07.420 you wanna give me a million dollars for it 1.00

01:16:09.220 go fuck yourself 1.00

01:16:09.980 I can see him and Jonah teaming up 1.00

01:16:12.500 alright

01:16:15.580 yeah

01:16:16.820 I guess

01:16:17.400 I'll take that into consideration

01:16:19.200 guys

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - April 13, 2021

E273 Jeff Wittek Comes Clean

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