Impaulsive with Logan Paul - April 29, 2021


E276 Logan Paul Confirms Floyd Mayweather Fight & Move To Puerto Rico

Mentioned
E275 Jake Paul Speaks on Ben Askren KO, Calls Out Next Opponent *Exclusive* E277 Logan Paul's Final Message To Floyd Mayweather

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1 hour and 1 minute

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12,351

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690

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42

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501

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124

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00:02:16.240 Ten being like, I'm gonna knock this dude clean out.
00:02:19.200 Yeah, ten.
00:02:19.680 Woo! 0.78
00:02:26.840 Why are you even clapping as a slave? 0.98
00:02:29.140 I'll do both
00:02:30.300 Why?
00:02:31.640 For theatrical purposes
00:02:32.900 Let me do it
00:02:34.060 Cut to the
00:02:34.440 Absolutely not
00:02:35.740 It's been six years
00:02:37.320 I'll never let you 0.95
00:02:37.960 Touch a slate again
00:02:38.640 It's been six years
00:02:39.540 Impulsive scene one
00:02:40.460 Oh you guys wanted to talk?
00:02:42.620 It's fine
00:02:42.960 Let me know when you're ready
00:02:43.640 It's fine
00:02:44.460 We'll stop for you guys
00:02:46.000 How about you hold this
00:02:47.060 And let us know
00:02:47.480 Caleb why don't you just slate
00:02:48.280 Why don't you slate Caleb
00:02:49.560 You know what
00:02:50.360 You're different
00:02:51.280 Dude this guy last night
00:02:52.860 Had four drinks in his hand
00:02:54.020 He's like
00:02:54.240 It's vacation
00:02:55.300 I go no it's not
00:02:56.080 It's a work
00:02:56.480 It's a work day
00:02:57.340 You're working
00:02:58.920 I love you Caleb
00:03:00.180 You look great
00:03:00.680 I don't
00:03:01.100 Impulsive scene one
00:03:02.200 Take one
00:03:02.700 Here we are in Puerto Rico
00:03:03.980 Round of applause
00:03:04.680 We're in Puerto Rico
00:03:05.740 That's enough
00:03:08.400 I told you I could do it
00:03:09.660 No
00:03:09.920 Funny story
00:03:11.180 We shot a
00:03:13.160 A little like pilot
00:03:14.520 Maybe five
00:03:15.520 Six years ago
00:03:16.360 And he still won't
00:03:17.640 Get over it by the way
00:03:18.320 Five
00:03:18.600 Five
00:03:19.100 Six years
00:03:19.820 It was me
00:03:20.560 Jake
00:03:20.900 Still won't get over it
00:03:21.320 Our friend
00:03:21.680 And a couple of our friends
00:03:22.920 Were directing it
00:03:23.640 And they're like
00:03:24.520 Hey man
00:03:24.980 We need someone
00:03:25.700 To hold this slate
00:03:26.660 Do you have anyone
00:03:27.960 That can do it
00:03:28.520 And George was like watching us on set that day.
00:03:30.220 And I was like, I think, I think George could probably do it.
00:03:33.540 Like, how hard is it?
00:03:34.860 You know, are these things fragile? 1.00
00:03:36.120 And they're like, no, but like, is he a, is he an idiot? 1.00
00:03:39.100 Is he going to like fuck this up somehow? 1.00
00:03:40.560 I said, nah, absolutely not. 0.88
00:03:42.040 It was a really expensive slate.
00:03:43.960 And, uh, handed it to George within, within 10 seconds.
00:03:47.920 It was shattered.
00:03:48.800 It was in pieces.
00:03:49.540 I was like, all right, Bob, I'll take, and it slipped out of my hands.
00:03:53.280 And it was like, I don't know how this thing has never been dropped before, but it shattered
00:03:57.320 everywhere into millions of pieces and i just look up at logan logan just goes i'm not mad
00:04:02.580 i'm just disappointed disappointed the classic line from your parents anyways guys welcome back
00:04:07.700 to impulsive the number one podcast in the world uh yeah you might notice that we are not in our
00:04:13.100 regular set in encino california rather we are in uh dorado puerto rico otherwise known as heaven
00:04:19.740 on earth you might also notice there's one of us missing mike uh mike malak couldn't make it to
00:04:25.860 Puerto Rico, because he, um, I couldn't, I didn't invite him.
00:04:30.840 That's right.
00:04:31.440 Oh my God.
00:04:31.940 That's right.
00:04:32.800 It's like that.
00:04:33.460 Okay.
00:04:33.900 Right. 1.00
00:04:34.000 Oh, so all shit's hitting the fan. 1.00
00:04:35.760 All right. 1.00
00:04:36.580 All right. 1.00
00:04:37.140 Well, oh shit. 1.00
00:04:38.560 Okay. 1.00
00:04:38.860 No, no, no.
00:04:39.200 Not like that.
00:04:39.740 Not like that.
00:04:40.560 No, I'm not going in.
00:04:41.320 No, me either.
00:04:42.080 I'm not, I'm just saying like, I definitely have, like, I not been responding.
00:04:47.500 Listen, Mike's, Mike's just made Logan upset.
00:04:50.900 Logan's just was like, hang back on this one.
00:04:53.680 So you just got me and Georgie here in Dorado.
00:04:57.260 It's beautiful out here.
00:04:58.560 We're here for training camp.
00:05:00.720 I wanted to come on Impulsive and finally say that the fight. 1.00
00:05:05.040 You fucked up. 1.00
00:05:06.320 Out of all these months to wait to announce it, you bitch. 1.00
00:05:11.320 I hope that shit doesn't happen in the ring, bro. 1.00
00:05:13.600 You better come prepared. 1.00
00:05:15.300 Sack up and do it again.
00:05:16.500 I sparred today, bro.
00:05:17.980 Sometimes I spar, I get a little rattled. 0.99
00:05:20.120 I start slurring my words and shit. 0.99
00:05:21.780 I'll go again. 1.00
00:05:23.060 No. 1.00
00:05:23.680 Fuck. 1.00
00:05:24.800 I had one shot. 1.00
00:05:26.360 I had one shot, and I fucking blew it. 1.00
00:05:29.020 Oh, no. 0.99
00:05:30.020 You want me to do it?
00:05:30.660 No, I got it.
00:05:31.420 Okay.
00:05:32.740 I got something to say.
00:05:35.840 My fight against Floyd Mayweather has finally been confirmed.
00:05:39.680 June 6, 2021, Miami.
00:05:42.680 We're making history, baby.
00:05:44.200 Finally.
00:05:44.840 Finally.
00:05:46.080 The difficulty of making this fight happen was high.
00:05:50.640 It was high.
00:05:51.380 It's taken
00:05:52.220 Almost
00:05:53.480 Almost a year
00:05:54.520 Why
00:05:54.860 Why has it been
00:05:56.060 Taking so long
00:05:57.100 Have you been getting
00:05:57.740 Any say in this
00:05:58.480 Or you've been 1.00
00:05:58.840 Riding bitch 1.00
00:05:59.280 No bro 1.00
00:05:59.900 Riding bitch 1.00
00:06:00.780 Is an understatement 1.00
00:06:01.700 Just riding in the trunk
00:06:02.680 Just hitting bumps
00:06:03.760 June 5th
00:06:06.100 What is it
00:06:06.520 Whatever you say
00:06:07.740 June 6th
00:06:08.300 Don't get it twisted
00:06:08.820 Because there's a fight
00:06:09.720 Happening in Miami
00:06:10.900 On June 5th
00:06:11.960 Don't promote that
00:06:12.720 How did you not 1.00
00:06:13.460 Slur that fucking fight 1.00
00:06:14.760 But then yours 1.00
00:06:15.480 You're like
00:06:15.980 Uh oh
00:06:16.920 Our new audio guy
00:06:18.040 Is hitting Caleb
00:06:18.920 A little handling noise?
00:06:22.520 Oh, yeah, we go crazy, bro. 1.00
00:06:23.960 Oh, yeah, we fuck shit up, bro. 1.00
00:06:25.380 You're going to get handling noise all day. 1.00
00:06:27.480 We hired him.
00:06:28.440 He's freelance.
00:06:29.660 He's like, the host is hitting the microphone. 1.00
00:06:33.900 Yeah, we fuck shit up, bro. 1.00
00:06:35.560 I'm a boxer. 1.00
00:06:36.580 I twitch in my sleep.
00:06:38.060 Side note.
00:06:39.240 But, yeah, there's a fight June 5th in Miami the night before the fight against Floyd Mayweather,
00:06:44.840 which, by the way, is on a Sunday.
00:06:46.040 Sunday, June 6th.
00:06:47.460 and yeah, this whole time I've been, uh, I liken it to riding a roller coaster. The moment that
00:06:52.920 it became, uh, official, I kind of just strapped into this roller coaster and it's like, yeah, 0.94
00:06:58.500 whatever you say, Floyd, like, just let me fucking know. And, uh, it's a little cliche, 0.77
00:07:02.680 but when you stay ready, you don't got to get ready. So we've been training for, uh, the past
00:07:07.400 eight months, hard, hard, like waiting, waiting for training camp. And I honestly think Floyd
00:07:13.700 delaying this fight was the biggest mistake he could have made because in this last eight months
00:07:17.960 the the jumps i've made have been exponential in the sport like i i said this um on a maverick
00:07:24.080 club video but when i first started boxing when ksi called me out uh i really leaned into the
00:07:30.820 idea that i was an athlete that uh my athleticism would help me in the sport and as we've seen you
00:07:38.620 You know, time and time again now, especially with Jake fighting an athlete, Nate Robinson, and then Ben Askren, an Olympian, and then even, like, my video with the Gronk brothers coming out.
00:07:47.760 Like, being an athlete does not make you a good boxer at all.
00:07:51.680 And so, it failed me the first two fights.
00:07:56.940 Like, my athleticism.
00:07:57.740 It wasn't great.
00:07:58.480 It didn't help at all.
00:07:59.820 It wasn't great.
00:08:00.000 At all.
00:08:00.540 But finally, now I feel like I've got, I've locked, no, not, I've locked, I've locked down boxing.
00:08:06.460 I will vouch for him.
00:08:07.620 I will vouch for him.
00:08:08.540 The first few fights, I watched, and I was like,
00:08:11.500 you just didn't have to have that, not confidence,
00:08:14.220 but you didn't have that mentality to move forward.
00:08:17.480 And now watching you spar, you're dangerous.
00:08:20.320 I'm pissed.
00:08:20.840 You're very dangerous. 1.00
00:08:21.860 I'm fucking angry, dude. 1.00
00:08:23.620 Well, think about it. 0.99
00:08:25.200 I came off a victory that left a really nasty taste in my mouth.
00:08:30.380 Sorry, a defeat that left a really nasty taste in my mouth. 0.99
00:08:34.800 And so I got a fucking chip on my shoulder. 0.99
00:08:37.780 watching your brother win ain't helping dude dude you know i love jake i love jake because he makes 0.99
00:08:43.760 me so much better like think about that you guys chase each other i have a younger brother who's
00:08:48.220 amplifying me and he has an older brother who's amplifying him and everything we do we just build
00:08:53.100 on each other it's like uh we're just we're just coming together at the at the perfect time in our
00:08:58.840 lives to make to make a serious splash in the sport and uh especially him i mean he's he's
00:09:05.060 ruffling some feathers you know he really is uh dude he's really really is the villain this the
00:09:10.200 ufc fight that he was in bro like the confidence for you to walk into a ring like that the whole 1.00
00:09:14.840 arena to say fuck jake paul and then him go up and do this shit like bro you're not you're in 0.99
00:09:21.520 the lions then he called me he's calling them all like kitten cats like yeah bro kitten cat kitty 1.00
00:09:26.280 cats you could say whatever you want here it's a safe space no it's not it's a safe space man 1.00
00:09:30.760 You fucking moron. 1.00
00:09:33.380 By the way, we're not getting high over here. 1.00
00:09:35.100 These are for mosquitoes.
00:09:36.740 Just FYI.
00:09:37.320 If you see smoke.
00:09:39.220 Anyways, Jake called me.
00:09:40.580 Jake called me on the jet.
00:09:42.880 I go, where are you going, man?
00:09:43.860 He's like, the UFC fights.
00:09:44.880 I'm like, that's interesting.
00:09:45.920 Dana White let you in.
00:09:46.860 He goes, yeah, man.
00:09:48.400 Did he?
00:09:48.800 Yeah, Dana White let him in.
00:09:50.060 Dude, because Jake said it.
00:09:53.260 We make fun of Dana White sometimes, but man's smart.
00:09:56.780 Man's a businessman.
00:09:58.000 Like, he's ruthless, bro.
00:09:59.260 He knows how to do it.
00:10:00.100 He knows how to...
00:10:00.900 I mean, people have been talking about him a lot.
00:10:02.340 That's what I'm saying, bro.
00:10:03.260 He knows how to promote his organization.
00:10:05.600 And by letting Jake Paul in to UFC 261
00:10:08.760 and getting the entire arena to chant repeatedly, by the way.
00:10:13.540 I saw his Instagram stories, but you could hear it on TV.
00:10:16.220 Bro, it's bad. 1.00
00:10:16.760 Fuck Jake Paul. 1.00
00:10:18.080 Fuck Jake. 1.00
00:10:18.800 And yo, Jake loves it. 1.00
00:10:21.500 He bathes in it, bro.
00:10:22.920 I don't know how, bro.
00:10:23.980 I get uncomfortable if I read one comment on Instagram.
00:10:26.720 Bro, it's worse in person, Georgie.
00:10:29.100 When I was at WWE 0.99
00:10:30.160 I didn't get a fuck Logan Paul 0.99
00:10:32.260 I got 1.00
00:10:32.740 Logan sucks 1.00
00:10:34.140 Like some real PG shit 1.00
00:10:35.460 Logan sucks 1.00
00:10:36.620 From like one corner 0.99
00:10:37.920 Up in like
00:10:38.760 E section 50
00:10:40.580 Like
00:10:41.160 And I was like
00:10:42.440 Maybe
00:10:44.720 Maybe in the past 0.99
00:10:45.840 I did suck 0.98
00:10:46.440 But I'd like you to give me another shot 0.99
00:10:48.060 Jake's like
00:10:48.720 Jake's like laughing like a villain
00:10:50.820 He's like
00:10:51.100 Like completely just
00:10:54.180 He was hanging out with the guy
00:10:55.720 That you almost fought
00:10:56.460 Antonio Brown
00:10:57.300 What's going on here
00:10:58.240 That's weird
00:10:58.800 I don't know, bro, when I was walking out of WWE, I just got stunnered, right, I just 0.99
00:11:06.500 got like dropped, and I had a lot of people, a lot of the hecklers, they were saying shit
00:11:12.680 like, go back to YouTube, go back to YouTube, and I'm like, yo, my fans are saying the same 0.80
00:11:20.000 thing, both the haters and the fans are just saying, go back to YouTube, and I'm like,
00:11:27.100 shit i haven't i've made one youtube video this year it was about freaking pokemon hey 0.98
00:11:32.700 you watch your goddamn mouth pokemon cards i have a goal i have a goal i'll say it here i don't i 0.99
00:11:38.100 don't know if i've said it publicly but i'll say it here uh i want to be on the list of highest 0.99
00:11:42.780 paid youtubers this year having made like yeah like five youtube videos like at what point am
00:11:49.840 i not a youtuber right do these count uh i think the podcast goes farther bro well i'm so i'm so
00:11:56.640 excited to be on this podcast bro because it the the people that watch this is like they're grown
00:12:01.620 adults the best and i don't think they're watching it from youtube and maybe if they are watching it
00:12:04.900 on youtube i feel like it's one of those things where they only go to youtube to watch the podcast
00:12:08.920 type stuff yeah yeah yeah but um but technically that does count as a youtube right yeah i'm not
00:12:14.280 gonna count it i don't know we don't have to but uh yeah man floyd mayweather jake paul ufc 261
00:12:20.480 where should we pick off or pick up should should we talk about ufc 261 yes because that was that
00:12:26.080 was that was probably the one of the best cards i've ever seen in my life that card was insane
00:12:31.300 it was stacked to begin with but the fights themselves were so entertaining started off 0.52
00:12:37.940 real strong with chris weedman snapping his leg off that sucks dude the story when he told me that
00:12:44.840 he's been the guy who got his leg broken by no so anderson silva threw a kick an infamous kick 0.76
00:12:54.920 maybe like I don't know seven years ago or so and he broke his his shin split in half
00:13:02.200 on this guy's leg that guy is named Chris Weidman this past weekend the same thing happened to Chris
00:13:10.820 Weidman it's like Weidman I'm sorry dude I'm so sorry guy's sitting at his house with a broken
00:13:16.180 leg he's like at least say my fucking name wrong Weidman Chris something but it's almost like 0.83
00:13:22.440 Like what are the 0.99
00:13:23.620 What are the fucking chances 0.99
00:13:24.700 Of that happening 1.00
00:13:25.420 He's cursed
00:13:26.300 It's karma bro
00:13:27.200 Is it
00:13:28.280 I don't know
00:13:28.760 He didn't do anything
00:13:29.420 What if Anderson Silva
00:13:30.540 Went to like
00:13:31.240 The Dominican Republic
00:13:32.940 In an island 0.97
00:13:33.600 Where all this witchcraft
00:13:34.460 Is there 0.98
00:13:34.800 And he goes
00:13:35.200 I need you guys
00:13:36.560 To do me a favor
00:13:37.400 No
00:13:37.740 Spider don't seem like that
00:13:39.020 And build me a doll
00:13:40.400 That is
00:13:41.660 Exactly like him
00:13:42.900 Just break his left ankle 0.97
00:13:43.640 Oh you believe in voodoo
00:13:44.600 I mean after that 1.00
00:13:45.980 Watch that shit 1.00
00:13:46.680 Yeah 1.00
00:13:46.980 Nah
00:13:48.200 And then Uriah Hall
00:13:49.800 It was a 17 second fight 0.99
00:13:51.700 Oh, that sucks. 1.00
00:13:53.060 That sucks. 0.99
00:13:53.980 Uriah Hall, I think, broke a record for the first fight in UFC history won without throwing a single punch. 0.99
00:14:03.020 I didn't watch that fight.
00:14:04.880 Yeah, yeah.
00:14:05.440 You would have thrown up.
00:14:06.680 It was disgusting.
00:14:08.140 Oh. 0.88
00:14:08.740 Dude, he kicked Uriah Hall's, like, shin, like the top of his shin.
00:14:14.280 And it's so weird because I've seen it twice now.
00:14:18.220 His shin just turned into, like, rubber and split in half.
00:14:21.360 And the worst part is
00:14:22.840 He didn't know
00:14:23.360 He didn't know until he went to go plant
00:14:25.380 He took a step back
00:14:26.780 He went to go plant his leg
00:14:28.080 But your shin's in two pieces, guy
00:14:30.880 And so, obviously
00:14:33.040 His foot kind of folded back on itself
00:14:36.260 And I want to know
00:14:38.580 This is sick
00:14:39.200 I know what that feels like
00:14:40.160 I want to know what the pain feels like
00:14:41.500 How? Do you know that?
00:14:43.520 I want you to know that
00:14:45.260 One day I was sitting
00:14:46.100 And I was watching Netflix with my girl
00:14:47.980 For like three hours like this
00:14:49.600 We had COVID, so we couldn't move
00:14:50.840 And she's like sweetheart
00:14:51.900 And my leg was folded like this
00:14:52.960 She's like sweetheart 1.00
00:14:53.500 Could you grab potato chips 1.00
00:14:54.900 From the counter
00:14:55.300 I go sweetheart
00:14:55.740 Of course sit down
00:14:56.460 I got it
00:14:56.820 I'm the man
00:14:57.220 I got it
00:14:57.800 I kissed her forehead
00:14:58.640 Petted her head
00:14:59.840 And I got up
00:15:00.460 And this leg was completely asleep
00:15:01.860 And when I went to go
00:15:03.220 Take that step with confidence
00:15:04.740 Yeah
00:15:05.160 My forehead hit the ground
00:15:06.860 So fast
00:15:07.980 What are you talking about
00:15:10.920 I'm just saying
00:15:11.260 I know what it feels like 1.00
00:15:11.960 Yo his fucking leg 1.00
00:15:13.080 Snapped in half 1.00
00:15:13.840 And it was gone man
00:15:14.020 Don't be rude
00:15:14.460 Go on tell your story
00:15:15.240 Your leg fell asleep
00:15:16.600 Bro his leg is in two pieces
00:15:18.840 In my eyes
00:15:19.460 It was the same exact thing 1.00
00:15:21.300 Thug, what are you saying?
00:15:22.900 And then Thug Rose, such a sweetheart. 0.76
00:15:26.540 Thug Rose with a very well-deserved victory. 1.00
00:15:31.080 She got in the ring and she kicked some ass. 0.98
00:15:37.520 And her post-fight speech with Joe Rogan was really emotional. 0.99
00:15:41.980 And you could see Joe Rogan tearing up a little bit.
00:15:44.180 I love Joe Rogan.
00:15:45.000 He's so human.
00:15:46.060 You know?
00:15:46.900 Anyways.
00:15:47.660 Wait, he's not a robot?
00:15:48.780 no he's just like he's he's he's multifaceted you know and he he he feels and i think that's
00:15:56.380 why his podcast does so well we talk about him he's actually getting like semi-canceled right
00:16:00.160 now but he's uncancellable wait for what good luck i'll tell you in a second but uh yeah this
00:16:04.120 girl thug rose uh before the fight you know she's in her corner saying to herself i'm the best i'm 0.90
00:16:10.220 the best i'm the best and joe rogan asked her about it and she like just grinned real sweet
00:16:13.960 She goes, I am the best. And you can just see like the emotion and being in training camp now.
00:16:18.900 And these guys have devoted their whole lives to it. So I can get it like a taste of of what what it feels like to devote your life to something of that magnitude, at least for a little bit of time is like, man, these fighters work so hard.
00:16:33.140 They work so hard to do this one thing. And when you accomplish it in a in a fashion as grand as she did, it's just beautiful, man.
00:16:42.080 And that raw emotion in the ring is one of my favorite moments in sports,
00:16:47.940 the post-fight interviews, both from the loser and the winner.
00:16:50.980 I just think that's, like, such a unique moment in time.
00:16:53.880 It's a very humbling experience.
00:16:56.100 In both victory and defeat.
00:16:58.740 Yeah.
00:16:59.220 And then, obviously, the title fight.
00:17:03.120 Kamaru Usman, Jorge Masvidal, Street Jesus.
00:17:07.840 That was nutty, man.
00:17:09.000 That was nutty.
00:17:09.580 It was a great fight.
00:17:10.440 I said it on this podcast.
00:17:11.680 I tweeted it.
00:17:12.520 Is that why Jake's coming after him?
00:17:14.240 Usman can't be beat.
00:17:16.760 Yeah, I don't know. 1.00
00:17:17.620 Usman was talking shit about Jake. 0.99
00:17:20.640 And Jake wants to fight anyone. 0.99
00:17:23.500 He was getting Daniel Cormier's face at UFC 261.
00:17:26.480 Bro, bro, bro.
00:17:27.900 I told him on the podcast.
00:17:29.160 I go, yo, it's Daniel Cormier. 0.98
00:17:30.780 Like, that's Daniel fucking Cormier. 0.97
00:17:33.380 Except Daniel loves his job, I heard. 0.98
00:17:35.540 Because he's working.
00:17:36.720 I was about to say that.
00:17:37.140 He's working.
00:17:37.780 I've been hearing so many people say that.
00:17:39.500 If that was not the case of him being at his work
00:17:41.780 It would have been a different story
00:17:42.700 He's working
00:17:43.280 You're not going to slap up Jake
00:17:45.840 Just imagine if he did
00:17:47.300 Jake took off his glasses
00:17:49.440 And that's how I knew he was ready for the slap
00:17:52.220 Like he was waiting for the slap
00:17:53.860 Jake told me
00:17:54.520 He's like yo he tried to punk me
00:17:55.880 And I like wasn't scared
00:17:56.760 And I think it pissed him off 0.99
00:17:57.800 Bro Jake doesn't give a fuck 0.98
00:18:00.020 Like I'm telling you 1.00
00:18:01.020 Like talk as much shit as you want about Jake 0.99
00:18:02.940 But like when you're face to face with him 0.99
00:18:04.180 Like
00:18:04.400 He said it 1.00
00:18:06.700 You're going to have to kill him 1.00
00:18:08.120 To get him to back down 1.00
00:18:09.140 You're going to literally have to fucking kill him. 1.00
00:18:10.980 Don't get any ideas. 1.00
00:18:12.960 Just imagine.
00:18:16.560 Like, he had an opportunity to do a head push.
00:18:19.880 But, yeah, UFC 261, highly entertaining.
00:18:21.880 Jake Paul, beef with Cormier, Jorge Masvidal, Street Jesus.
00:18:26.620 Such a great fighter.
00:18:28.240 Got caught and, again, humbled in defeat.
00:18:31.640 Yeah, that was cool.
00:18:32.360 That was very cool.
00:18:33.040 He's such a likable guy. 1.00
00:18:35.040 This shit happens. 1.00
00:18:36.400 It sucks that it happened in that way. 1.00
00:18:39.080 because that was pretty gnarly man i uh i like how he said it was just a mosquito bite
00:18:43.580 he's like just a mosquito bite i'll be home yeah i was like that's so cute i love i mean listen i
00:18:50.400 don't i've never watched ufc until you guys started getting to the fighting world then i
00:18:54.380 started watching because my friends are watching it and watching somebody's focus on his daughter
00:19:00.000 even though the whole world is watching him to me made me like him even if he wins or loses like
00:19:05.020 that's that's sick i'm gonna be honest dude nothing else matters nothing else matters like
00:19:10.540 even i i realized that just being out here in puerto rico and like isolated for the the week 0.64
00:19:14.980 that i was before i forced you guys to come out here to give me company bro friends family the
00:19:22.220 community that you have is like the only thing in life that matters really is really so like man 0.99
00:19:26.400 fuck fuck what everyone else says if you got a good good circle like and and or kids you know 0.99
00:19:32.260 offspring um parents that's all you need and uh you know he humbled humbled in defeat it was uh 1.00
00:19:39.540 it was cool to see that i'm sure i'm sure he'll uh he'll be back but yeah being knocked out like
00:19:44.860 that like a clean knockout is a bit is a bit euphoric ironically it's a bit euphoric and
00:19:51.420 then you have a bit of a come down later so i'm sure he was he was just feeling like okay
00:19:56.700 Have you ever gotten knocked out like that?
00:19:58.260 Not like that 0.76
00:19:58.920 Nah
00:20:00.240 He was out
00:20:00.900 He was out
00:20:01.360 Yeah yeah
00:20:02.120 But he came back quick
00:20:03.080 You know
00:20:03.820 It's like
00:20:04.300 It was like a lights out
00:20:05.340 Like literally just like a switch
00:20:06.860 That's why when we were watching
00:20:07.920 That video of that other dude
00:20:08.920 That got knocked out
00:20:09.640 And the way he was limping out of the cage
00:20:11.100 And I was like
00:20:11.600 Alright bud
00:20:12.280 Relax
00:20:13.600 I agree
00:20:14.240 I agree
00:20:14.720 But yeah
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00:21:21.640 Did we brush over the Floyd shit too quick? 0.99
00:21:23.540 I mean, bro, it's, yeah, I mean, it's fucking, it's crazy. 1.00
00:21:27.040 It's crazy. 0.99
00:21:28.880 It's the best.
00:21:32.160 For me or Floyd? 0.99
00:21:33.880 Shit, I don't know, because, like, Floyd is typically the bad guy in boxing, right? 1.00
00:21:43.240 Like, he's typically the villain. 0.99
00:21:44.620 People root against Floyd.
00:21:45.580 I mean, Milton just left.
00:21:47.680 No, no, that's true.
00:21:48.500 That's true.
00:21:48.840 That's what he made his living off of.
00:21:50.280 He wanted to be the bad guy.
00:21:51.460 Remember, he talked, Johnny talked about that on the podcast.
00:21:53.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:54.520 And, like, I definitely used to thrive being the bad guy.
00:22:01.340 But, like, since Jake's the bad guy now and I'm really not, like, a bad guy.
00:22:05.760 Do you think that's going to, like, bleed over?
00:22:07.420 I think so. 1.00
00:22:08.180 I think people are going to think I'm going to be an asshole. 0.99
00:22:09.900 But, like, I'm just not. 1.00
00:22:10.820 Are you going to go into this talking shit or not? 1.00
00:22:12.620 Yeah. 1.00
00:22:13.240 I mean, you have to.
00:22:13.940 It's a fight.
00:22:14.600 Also, like, it's fun. 1.00
00:22:16.060 It's fuck. 1.00
00:22:17.040 And, like, bro, I'm going to talk my fucking shit. 1.00
00:22:19.020 What's the one thing that you, like, have locked and loaded to, like, come at him with? 1.00
00:22:21.940 i don't fucking know well come in prepared i like it i don't know i'm sure some shit will 0.94
00:22:27.680 come off the dome but i'm not a i'm not as as much of a villain in the sense that that jake 0.97
00:22:33.320 is like bro floyd blessed me with this opportunity you know and i'm not gonna pretend like he didn't 0.95
00:22:39.620 grant me in this seat but you can bet your ass i'm gonna take advantage of it in the biggest 0.80
00:22:44.880 way possible one out of ten what do you think is the chances of you ten being like i'm gonna knock 0.99
00:22:51.540 this dude clean out yeah 10 okay just straight up 10 yeah you don't feel like for a second you're
00:22:57.900 like hey man he's an undefeated boxer a real boxer not like coming from youtube boxing like 0.98
00:23:04.620 he was since he was a kid has been just knocking every champion off their ass and you're just kind 0.93
00:23:10.860 of like hold on let me upload this video real quick yeah and knock out the biggest all right 0.96
00:23:15.140 i got yeah yeah yeah that's what i'm saying okay i respect you know what i'm saying like i could 0.81
00:23:20.720 See how that sounds ridiculous? 0.98
00:23:22.040 It does sound absolutely fucking ridiculous. 0.99
00:23:23.840 But guess what, Georgie? 1.00
00:23:24.880 My whole fucking life is ridiculous. 1.00
00:23:26.820 That's the only reason why I think it might work. 1.00
00:23:29.380 None of this shit makes sense. 0.99
00:23:30.600 Bro, when people ask me, like, yo, yo, yo, you think your boy Logan's gonna knock him out? 1.00
00:23:34.180 I go, fucking no. 0.97
00:23:35.260 I go, I don't really, he's the best boxer on the planet Earth. 0.99
00:23:37.600 But, I go, if anybody was actually going to take the crown away from him, 0.99
00:23:42.560 it's the guy who fucking just makes shit happen out of thin fucking air. 1.00
00:23:46.500 It's this kid. 1.00
00:23:47.200 It's that fucking dude from Ohio wearing the yellow shirt. 1.00
00:23:50.720 sitting in the corner of a home gym in Puerto Rico 1.00
00:23:53.320 doing a fucking podcast with his boys. 1.00
00:23:55.360 Like, it's that dude. 1.00
00:23:56.340 Boy.
00:24:01.220 Mike's just watching like, 1.00
00:24:02.480 motherfucking these guys. 0.99
00:24:04.460 Nah, but bro, seriously. 0.99
00:24:05.780 Like, dude, my whole life was impossible.
00:24:09.020 Everyone's always told me my whole life that,
00:24:10.600 you know, the things I've accomplished
00:24:12.720 weren't impossible until I did them.
00:24:14.240 The fact that I even got a fight with Floyd Mayweather
00:24:16.500 was impossible.
00:24:17.740 Oh, then it happened.
00:24:18.740 so like man i i've heard it all but the preparation and the training and just the
00:24:24.780 momentum i have in my life and this perfect crossroads of of timing and i don't know i
00:24:30.640 feel like the universe is on my side man this is so this is so beyond me it's gonna be crazy i
00:24:34.900 think it's gonna be one of the highest grossing pay-per-view oh it's for sure going to be ever
00:24:38.160 which is you know how many people how many people have hit you up since that went out dog my i'm
00:24:43.260 not kidding i swear to you dude i'm not kidding i haven't talked to these people since the fifth
00:24:47.360 grade people are coming out of the woodwork bro they're like hey man just straight to the point
00:24:52.920 and that's what i respect hey man so tickets are they gonna be hard to get yo come on bro the 0.98
00:24:57.980 tickets people won't stop asking me about the fucking tickets bro i'm fighting no offense 0.99
00:25:05.120 because we even had this conversation bro i don't give a fuck about your tickets everyone's hitting 0.99
00:25:10.060 leave me alone i want my people there for sure and i'm sure it'll get handled but my own dad 1.00
00:25:15.820 My own fucking dad 0.99
00:25:18.140 He's like yeah 1.00
00:25:18.960 I saw the fights confirmed
00:25:19.920 I'm like yeah man
00:25:20.680 Super excited about it
00:25:21.540 He's like great
00:25:22.280 Where are my tickets? 1.00
00:25:25.840 Suck my dick dad 1.00
00:25:27.140 That's your father 1.00
00:25:29.100 I'm just kidding Greg 1.00
00:25:29.920 Fuck you bro 1.00
00:25:30.760 I'm just kidding 1.00
00:25:31.760 I love you Greg
00:25:32.540 You know what Greg's doing right now?
00:25:34.380 The ranch stuff?
00:25:35.220 He's digging a lake at my ranch
00:25:36.960 Oh we're doing this
00:25:38.060 Well Greg is
00:25:39.480 No I don't know
00:25:40.520 Oh the lake
00:25:41.520 Yeah he's digging a lake at my ranch
00:25:43.100 He's been sending me videos 1.00
00:25:44.340 of these giant fucking machines 1.00
00:25:45.940 just digging dirt out of the ground. 1.00
00:25:48.260 Property value, baby.
00:25:50.260 Talk about investments now.
00:25:51.420 But you're not selling the house.
00:25:52.340 People have already offered you money for it.
00:25:54.640 Yeah, I'm not selling it,
00:25:55.380 but still property value.
00:25:56.440 Dude, I'm an adult now.
00:25:58.340 I'm a businessman.
00:25:59.860 I'm a business comma man.
00:26:01.820 So yeah, I've been paying attention to my money.
00:26:03.800 Dog, Floyd Mayweather fight?
00:26:06.860 BitClout?
00:26:07.600 Zoom.
00:26:08.840 I haven't claimed it yet,
00:26:09.840 but I think I'm, yeah, I'm going to.
00:26:12.060 I think it's time.
00:26:12.660 I'm going to claim.
00:26:13.560 I got big clout.
00:26:14.980 Floyd Mayweather got no big clout.
00:26:16.120 Don't worry about that.
00:26:17.180 But I got big clout.
00:26:20.960 Which I'm going to claim soon.
00:26:22.720 Very soon.
00:26:24.120 Side note.
00:26:24.600 But anyways, yeah, making money.
00:26:25.800 I care about it now.
00:26:27.400 This guy walks around his house with AirPods on the whole time.
00:26:30.300 Dog, I'm doing business.
00:26:31.560 Except you know what I realized?
00:26:32.500 I have to pull back a little bit.
00:26:34.820 Because obviously, like.
00:26:36.040 It's taking over you?
00:26:37.000 Nah, going into camp, I'm quickly, very quickly back in, like, fight mode.
00:26:42.440 like all i do is eat train sleep recover like that's it yeah and puerto rico is such a good
00:26:50.080 spot to do this can we talk about puerto rico a little bit ah my goal was to come here and to get
00:26:55.520 you out of here but it's so beautiful man it's so beautiful but i will say i wouldn't this is
00:27:01.260 not for me and i'll tell you why too disconnected like if you're oprah and you can't go anywhere
00:27:09.240 Yeah, she's here.
00:27:10.080 Yeah.
00:27:10.720 I mean, I don't know if you can say that.
00:27:13.680 Yeah, she's here somewhere.
00:27:14.820 Not here. 0.99
00:27:16.240 She's in the kitchen.
00:27:17.920 I think somewhere over there.
00:27:19.580 She'd be chilling.
00:27:20.720 Now she's here.
00:27:21.420 Yeah, it's...
00:27:22.180 Could you do this forever?
00:27:23.860 I don't know about forever.
00:27:25.120 That's the other thing.
00:27:26.020 Everyone's made, like, so many assumptions about, like, what I'm doing.
00:27:28.960 No.
00:27:29.640 No assumptions. 1.00
00:27:30.540 He said that shit. 1.00
00:27:31.520 What? 1.00
00:27:31.980 That you were staying here.
00:27:34.180 I did?
00:27:35.200 Yeah.
00:27:35.420 You said I'm moving to...
00:27:37.180 Look, I'm here for training camp.
00:27:38.480 I'm stationed right now for, you know, until that fight, maybe a little afterwards.
00:27:44.620 But it's such a good spot to train.
00:27:46.480 So, like, I don't even know what I'm doing.
00:27:48.080 Sure, I bought a vehicle here.
00:27:51.040 Bro, I'm buying one.
00:27:52.160 It's so nice.
00:27:52.740 Oh, my God.
00:27:53.980 I drove this thing yesterday, and it was crazy.
00:27:56.740 I will admit this, dude.
00:27:58.020 I've never gotten such good sleep until I got to Puerto Rico.
00:28:01.520 So weird.
00:28:02.720 What's up with the sleep? 1.00
00:28:03.660 I think it has to do with these fucking birds, man. 1.00
00:28:05.360 Listen, listen. 1.00
00:28:06.220 They go.
00:28:07.320 Oh, they're frogs.
00:28:08.440 They're frogs.
00:28:09.000 They're frogs, and they go, cookie.
00:28:13.820 You can kind of hear them in the distance.
00:28:15.220 You could.
00:28:15.540 Cookie.
00:28:16.280 Yeah, I don't know what it is.
00:28:17.680 And nobody drives, like, regular cars, all on, like, golf carts.
00:28:20.740 Dude, this is – so we are in Dorado right now.
00:28:24.980 It's a 2,400-acre estate, and it's kind of – it's a bit secluded.
00:28:33.560 Like you know
00:28:34.800 You have to have a house here
00:28:35.900 And if you're a member
00:28:37.220 It's pretty pricey
00:28:38.900 And it's an expensive neighborhood
00:28:40.140 Basically is what I'm saying 0.99
00:28:41.420 It's very fucking 0.98
00:28:42.820 Everyone who lives here 0.99
00:28:43.880 Is a billionaire
00:28:43.980 I got a bag of chips
00:28:44.480 For like nine dollars
00:28:45.480 Yeah it's crazy 0.99
00:28:46.140 What the fuck am I eating 0.98
00:28:47.260 But the community 0.99
00:28:48.080 Help me with cancer
00:28:48.920 If I have cancer
00:28:49.520 I eat this
00:28:49.920 I don't get cancer
00:28:50.560 Nine dollars
00:28:51.800 For a bag of
00:28:52.960 I don't even want to talk
00:28:53.740 This is $3.50
00:28:55.360 The dinners are expensive
00:28:56.360 But yeah
00:28:57.880 Dorado
00:28:58.320 Literally it's like
00:28:59.440 A little oasis
00:29:00.100 And everyone here
00:29:01.180 Drives golf carts
00:29:02.420 It's like a giant game of Mario Karts for adults.
00:29:05.340 Except that's not even true because half the time I see, like, kids driving these golf carts around. 0.99
00:29:13.140 Fucked up, dude. 1.00
00:29:13.440 Bro, bro, drunk. 1.00
00:29:14.720 Fucked up. 1.00
00:29:15.200 They're 12. 1.00
00:29:16.720 12 years old, just whipping fucking golf carts around that little track. 1.00
00:29:20.980 4.2 mile track on the outside and, like, swerving, running me off the road. 0.99
00:29:26.580 Also, everybody kind of has, like, that attitude where they're like, they already got it.
00:29:30.080 They already made it.
00:29:30.700 They don't need you.
00:29:31.300 This is why it's nice.
00:29:32.420 Because every friendship that's made
00:29:34.540 Is like legit because I like you
00:29:36.500 You know what I'm saying
00:29:38.120 I don't need anything from you bro
00:29:40.140 I'm set
00:29:40.620 Most people here have a family, friends
00:29:42.600 Their community
00:29:43.380 They're good
00:29:43.820 Money
00:29:44.140 They're good
00:29:44.620 They don't need anything from you
00:29:45.640 Like legit, legit
00:29:46.540 It's awesome
00:29:47.400 They're set, set
00:29:48.300 I went to the
00:29:49.200 Yesterday we went to the pool
00:29:51.480 Like that was next to the beach
00:29:52.460 Yeah, yeah
00:29:52.900 I get there
00:29:53.900 They're like
00:29:54.220 Hi, good evening
00:29:55.460 And they gave me like popsicles
00:29:56.660 And then a drink
00:29:57.800 Yeah
00:29:58.120 Like do you want to eat anything
00:29:59.100 And I was like
00:29:59.560 Oh yeah, you know
00:30:00.140 I'm actually hungry
00:30:00.640 They're like okay 1.00
00:30:01.100 They got like fucking people come in 0.99
00:30:03.360 And he's like sir what do you want 0.99
00:30:04.640 Writing it on his wrist so he'll never forget
00:30:06.220 And I was like oh wow this is like a legit thing
00:30:08.120 So finally I was like I'm gonna go into this ocean
00:30:10.260 Because Logan's already there
00:30:11.300 I'm like this is great
00:30:12.040 I put my phone and my camera 1.00
00:30:14.220 And I was walking and I was like what am I a fucking idiot 1.00
00:30:16.160 Somebody's gonna steal 1.00
00:30:17.360 Who am I kidding
00:30:19.180 No one's gonna steal that
00:30:20.880 It would probably take more money off their pocket
00:30:22.700 If they wasted time to come grab my camera 1.00
00:30:25.040 Than it would to actually steal my wallet and shit 1.00
00:30:27.000 So I go over there and I was like this is fucking crazy 0.99
00:30:29.060 And I think this is why we sleep at night 0.98
00:30:30.860 I know that sounds fucking crazy 0.67
00:30:32.580 but like there's something 0.97
00:30:33.280 about sleeping
00:30:34.040 sleep good you're saying
00:30:34.940 are you saying
00:30:36.200 you're gonna tell me
00:30:36.920 why humans sleep
00:30:37.760 right now
00:30:38.440 or sleep good
00:30:39.160 okay
00:30:39.780 you missed
00:30:40.700 you didn't say sleep good
00:30:41.620 you said this is why
00:30:42.220 we sleep at night
00:30:42.960 oh
00:30:43.460 well I don't usually
00:30:44.140 sleep at night
00:30:44.820 okay
00:30:45.260 it's a somniac
00:30:46.540 yeah
00:30:46.980 fire
00:30:47.380 but there's something
00:30:49.580 about like
00:30:50.040 I feel like
00:30:50.760 I don't know
00:30:51.100 comment down
00:30:51.600 if you guys don't agree
00:30:52.400 with me on this
00:30:52.940 but when I sleep
00:30:54.240 there's a part of
00:30:55.020 like I'm gonna sound crazy
00:30:56.180 but there's a part of me
00:30:57.100 that doesn't fully
00:30:58.220 go to sleep
00:30:58.980 because I'm
00:30:59.680 aware of my surroundings while i'm sleeping there's like a like if i hear something i'm like
00:31:04.020 i'm ready to go but here it's like birds are chirping the frogs are giving me kisses from
00:31:08.720 the tree like and there's like security everywhere and everybody else is way more successful than me
00:31:13.540 so i'm like if anybody's gonna do the robbing it's me i feel pretty peace safety yeah yeah it's
00:31:20.720 i actually i actually felt that too yeah i just i just i don't know i feel really uh i feel really
00:31:25.380 nice here it can go a little south sometimes 80 of the people here are really fucking friendly 0.98
00:31:32.340 and like also i'm driving a gold fucking like hummer yeah you look like a mega douche and i 0.99
00:31:39.520 look like a douche and in that little fucking jeep vehicle thing mega douche he has the glasses 0.99
00:31:46.180 super douche and his in his chain and i got the mullet i can wear my boxing like it's bad he 0.99
00:31:51.160 doesn't even have his membership and i'm putting my money on the fact that he'll never get that
00:31:54.620 No, I'm getting it.
00:31:55.200 I'm getting it, I think.
00:31:57.600 But, yeah, dude, the first day I got here, I'm driving around this golf cart,
00:32:02.600 and, like, the old me would have loved driving around this gold golf cart. 1.00
00:32:06.540 Now I'm like, fuck. 1.00
00:32:08.680 Fuck, it's fucking gold. 1.00
00:32:10.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:32:11.540 Like, people automatically are like, oh, this guy's fucking. 1.00
00:32:14.300 Wait, it's Dorado, right? 0.99
00:32:15.440 Isn't that Land of Gold or something?
00:32:16.940 Dorado means gold, yeah, because the sunset.
00:32:18.660 You're driving Dorado.
00:32:19.300 I know, but also the guy whose house this is, he's dope.
00:32:23.660 He gave me a good deal in the house
00:32:25.500 And he's being really friendly
00:32:26.820 And his name is on the side of it
00:32:29.220 So I'm driving around a gold
00:32:31.500 Hummer golf cart that is not mine
00:32:33.800 And the name on the side is also not my name
00:32:36.260 There's a name on the side of it
00:32:38.120 And it's not my name
00:32:39.080 So just put a sticky note over it
00:32:40.820 It's big
00:32:41.660 But I drive up to this guy
00:32:44.440 He's in this golf cart
00:32:46.440 Go figure 1.00
00:32:47.600 And by the way his shit's whipping way faster 0.99
00:32:50.340 I don't think you painted that 1.00
00:32:51.380 Golf cart, everybody else
00:32:53.480 and then you just see him go like really fast, like 30, 40 miles an hour.
00:32:57.660 You'd be zooming.
00:32:58.260 I drive Razors at the ranch, but I'll be zooming.
00:33:00.680 And everyone here golfs.
00:33:02.380 Most people here golf, and I pull up to this guy.
00:33:04.260 I'm a little lost.
00:33:05.020 It's a bit of a maze in here. 0.99
00:33:07.780 As soon as I pulled up, I'm like, fuck, dude. 0.99
00:33:10.320 I go, I'm pretty douchey right now. 1.00
00:33:12.960 This guy's a fucking douche. 0.99
00:33:15.320 But I needed directions. 1.00
00:33:17.000 And you could tell he's like a surfer, probably like 40, 45 years old.
00:33:20.120 Kick back
00:33:21.520 Give me a dirty look 0.99
00:33:22.500 Already by the time 0.97
00:33:23.560 I pulled up
00:33:24.020 I'm like hey man
00:33:24.880 You know which way
00:33:25.460 Like the beach is
00:33:26.640 He looks at me
00:33:27.720 He goes
00:33:28.160 That way
00:33:31.040 So I just got here bro
00:33:34.400 Also I'm in fight camp
00:33:35.400 Like 1.00
00:33:35.580 Fuck you 1.00
00:33:37.120 Don't be a dick to me 1.00
00:33:37.980 Right 1.00
00:33:38.220 Like I'm just
00:33:38.720 I was like
00:33:39.360 Excuse me
00:33:39.720 I literally said
00:33:40.380 Verbatim
00:33:41.180 I go
00:33:41.340 Excuse me good sir
00:33:42.320 Do you know which way
00:33:43.100 The beach is
00:33:43.780 That way
00:33:45.980 And I was like
00:33:47.320 Did he point with his hands
00:33:48.140 No
00:33:48.400 He
00:33:48.620 One of these 1.00
00:33:49.720 little fucking head head up dude i said i said i go and then like what i take a left or like what 0.99
00:33:55.920 he goes nah it's doesn't even say i go hey thanks for the specific directions dude 0.99
00:34:04.040 fucking appreciate you and i was like damn i hope everyone is not like this because like i said 0.97
00:34:09.280 no one here needs you no one here gives a fuck about you everyone is like very comfortable 0.99
00:34:13.840 Just living their lives 0.98
00:34:16.780 And so when a douche lord comes up
00:34:18.400 In a gold little mini golf cart
00:34:20.740 Hummer like yeah I can see how you won't give me
00:34:22.680 The time of day but guys
00:34:24.080 To my neighbors
00:34:25.300 I'm a good guy
00:34:28.860 Kinda
00:34:29.900 No I'm not here to cause any trouble
00:34:32.240 I'm literally come on especially now 0.98
00:34:34.720 I'm literally only here to fucking 0.99
00:34:36.720 Work my ass off 1.00
00:34:38.200 With some of the best boxers in Puerto Rico
00:34:40.880 Which by the way the boxing scene here is awesome
00:34:42.780 yeah is it it's just hot you had a sparring session today how did that go it's great i'm
00:34:48.020 much better than i thought i was that's always better than i thought i was better but i guess
00:34:52.920 not no i'm much better than i thought i was you know why why because uh in la we have sparring
00:34:58.060 partners and like i beat up on them um and i even was having this conversation with jake i was like 0.87
00:35:04.000 we haven't like found someone to like fucking put his put the hands on me we'll find them i'm gonna 0.99
00:35:08.040 get worked one day in sparring for sure and i'm not just saying this to flex my cock because bro 0.99
00:35:12.680 in boxing you know you're gonna get beat up some days but like i have yet to have someone work me 0.66
00:35:16.780 has somebody worked you today no quite the opposite and they're good guys and so you know
00:35:24.260 you know you should do is find out who uh spars with mayweather steal their sparring sessions
00:35:30.720 and then box him in the pan be like who's better and then he'll tell you and then that will like
00:35:35.880 help you not because styles make fights and bro like obviously he's better like obviously like
00:35:41.060 But this fight, to me, isn't about being better. 0.99
00:35:43.640 It's about some universal God-blessed shit. 0.99
00:35:48.040 I always think... 1.00
00:35:48.880 It's so beyond me.
00:35:49.600 You answered this yesterday.
00:35:50.920 You said one step at a time.
00:35:52.100 But I'm curious because Jake fought Ben,
00:35:58.680 and then now there's a bunch of doors opening up for him to fight.
00:36:02.420 But once you fight the best boxer...
00:36:05.340 Oh, they're already starting to make excuses, by the way.
00:36:07.040 Have you been reading the comments?
00:36:07.960 What are they saying?
00:36:08.400 They're saying that it's not even a fair fight
00:36:10.440 Because this guy's no longer boxing anymore
00:36:12.680 He's way older than him
00:36:14.080 And way shorter
00:36:15.000 But they're already making excuses
00:36:16.540 Already making excuses 1.00
00:36:17.680 What the fuck 1.00
00:36:18.600 But that's good 1.00
00:36:19.140 That means they probably think that
00:36:20.600 Like that you're good
00:36:22.200 By the way
00:36:22.640 These sparring sessions are leaving you
00:36:24.380 Looking like you're Harry Potter
00:36:25.480 I know
00:36:25.920 I know
00:36:26.460 Yeah well
00:36:27.060 Fighters are good out here
00:36:28.780 I never got bruised in Encino
00:36:31.100 And then I came and got a little scar
00:36:32.600 Who did that to you?
00:36:33.120 Are you allowed to name his name or no?
00:36:34.500 Yeah his name is John Pascal 0.97
00:36:35.140 He's fucking good 0.99
00:36:37.060 He's dope 1.00
00:36:37.760 Only Harry Potter fans don't understand
00:36:40.420 He's a good fighter, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:41.440 Why didn't you say his name?
00:36:42.020 Yeah, we've been working.
00:36:42.820 Whatever.
00:36:43.440 Yeah, but there's a lot of kids in this neighborhood, too.
00:36:47.140 Like, young kids.
00:36:48.300 I think, like, the parents are, you know, living here.
00:36:51.340 We drive and buy in the golf cart.
00:36:52.560 Logan, hi.
00:36:53.420 Like, hey, what's up?
00:36:54.660 How y'all doing?
00:36:55.780 I had one kid come up to me.
00:36:57.660 No, not up to me.
00:36:58.300 Come up to the house.
00:36:59.960 To the house?
00:37:00.880 Yeah, this is weird.
00:37:02.000 Also, don't come to the house.
00:37:03.720 I don't think...
00:37:04.880 I mean...
00:37:05.220 Don't come to the house.
00:37:06.180 I mean, maybe you let this one ride.
00:37:07.900 I'll tell you why.
00:37:08.640 because mom and dad might have some funds for you.
00:37:12.120 Maybe come to the house.
00:37:13.840 Just don't make it like Michael Jackson.
00:37:15.260 This is in Neverland.
00:37:16.220 Come to the house.
00:37:17.340 Stay in the parking lot area and then we'll come out.
00:37:19.660 Bring your parents.
00:37:20.660 Yes.
00:37:21.240 And have them give me some Bitcoin.
00:37:24.500 Take a picture of your kid.
00:37:25.920 Little kid rang my doorbell.
00:37:27.140 I never answered the door.
00:37:28.380 But it was Sunday.
00:37:29.880 I was chilling, right?
00:37:31.560 Opened the door.
00:37:32.500 There's a little boy about this tall just standing there.
00:37:36.500 Tall as me, by the way.
00:37:37.340 I wrote down what he said.
00:37:39.340 He said,
00:37:40.760 Hey, uh...
00:37:41.480 Hey, uh, I've been wandering around
00:37:44.500 and seeing if anyone has anything to trade.
00:37:46.880 And then he taps his pocket like this.
00:37:48.760 He goes, I got some stuff to trade if you want.
00:37:52.600 What are you talking about, kid?
00:37:54.820 What?
00:37:55.900 I said, what?
00:37:56.760 I go, nah, man, I think we're good. 0.99
00:37:59.640 You didn't ask him what was in his fucking... 0.99
00:38:01.320 I should have, and I regret it. 1.00
00:38:02.260 What the fuck? 0.99
00:38:02.600 I know. 1.00
00:38:03.200 I wish I knew what the fuck he was talking about. 1.00
00:38:05.340 What the fuck? 1.00
00:38:05.480 I know, I know. 1.00
00:38:06.320 Are you fucking crazy? 1.00
00:38:07.640 I honestly regret not asking what the fuck he was talking about. 1.00
00:38:12.000 What happened to you? 0.99
00:38:13.320 I don't know because I lost my curiosity.
00:38:16.060 Seriously, I got comfortable. 1.00
00:38:17.500 The fucking kid was like tapping his pants, like I want to trade, bro. 1.00
00:38:19.640 What the fuck was trading? 1.00
00:38:20.540 He goes, I've been wandering around. 0.99
00:38:22.140 I got some stuff to trade if you want. 0.99
00:38:24.540 Kid, if you're watching this fucking video, please. 0.99
00:38:26.180 Come back. 1.00
00:38:26.620 Come back.
00:38:27.040 We're going to trade you.
00:38:27.800 With your parents.
00:38:29.080 With Bitcoin.
00:38:30.520 And their wallets.
00:38:31.380 So, bro, I come in.
00:38:32.440 Like Capital One, what's in your wallet?
00:38:34.560 Hopefully Bitcoin.
00:38:35.540 I come back in.
00:38:36.400 I tell Kevin.
00:38:36.900 Just yonder
00:38:37.860 I said Kevin
00:38:38.480 Some kid just came up to me
00:38:39.620 Said
00:38:39.880 If I wanted to trade 0.99
00:38:41.540 What the fuck 1.00
00:38:42.280 He goes 1.00
00:38:42.700 Oh bro
00:38:43.380 I seen that on TikTok
00:38:45.140 I was like
00:38:45.880 Ah
00:38:46.460 Oh that's a thing
00:38:47.400 I think people are like
00:38:48.420 I think that the barter system
00:38:49.940 Has
00:38:50.220 Made a big comeback 0.99
00:38:51.880 Little ass kids 1.00
00:38:52.880 Are like 1.00
00:38:53.240 Trading random ass 0.99
00:38:54.360 They're trading 0.99
00:38:55.160 Eldorado
00:38:56.220 So he 1.00
00:38:57.280 He probably had some good shit 1.00
00:38:58.500 Yeah 1.00
00:38:58.840 You fucked up 1.00
00:38:59.960 Oh fuck 1.00
00:39:00.400 He's like 1.00
00:39:00.700 Seven bitcoins
00:39:02.460 What do you got
00:39:03.120 And I was like 1.00
00:39:03.700 Oh shit 0.99
00:39:04.240 Nothing 0.99
00:39:05.340 I got four PSA 10 charts
00:39:07.580 Oh my god bro
00:39:09.160 Is that even a thing
00:39:09.800 Is that
00:39:10.080 I don't know anything about that 0.99
00:39:11.140 Is that made up
00:39:11.920 No a PSA 10 chart
00:39:12.840 That's legit
00:39:13.480 Those are legit
00:39:14.380 And you passed on
00:39:14.880 It could have been in his pocket
00:39:16.140 Dude I don't know
00:39:16.940 I wish I knew what he had man
00:39:18.580 Confidence
00:39:19.100 He didn't even tell you what he had
00:39:20.180 He probably
00:39:20.700 You closed the door
00:39:21.420 And he's like 1.00
00:39:21.760 Fucking idiot 1.00
00:39:22.460 And he walked away 1.00
00:39:23.280 He took out his mask
00:39:24.780 He was actually 15
00:39:25.640 Did he know this was
00:39:26.820 My house
00:39:27.840 Or his
00:39:28.220 He's literally going to every house
00:39:29.960 And like
00:39:30.300 Did he say hey Logan Paul
00:39:31.260 Can I get a picture
00:39:31.560 I went no 1.00
00:39:32.220 Then fucking no bro 1.00
00:39:33.500 You just missed out on a great 1.00
00:39:34.700 He could have been
00:39:35.340 Dude that wasn't a kid 1.00
00:39:36.500 That was a fucking leprechaun 0.99
00:39:37.800 It could have been very well 1.00
00:39:39.860 An Eldorado
00:39:40.580 That was the end of the rainbow 1.00
00:39:41.480 You bitch 1.00
00:39:42.180 You fucked up 1.00
00:39:43.100 I'm so upset with you dude 1.00
00:39:44.280 But what did he have
00:39:45.400 What could he have had
00:39:46.580 He was 12
00:39:46.880 We don't know
00:39:47.460 Cause you didn't ask
00:39:48.580 Promise me if a kid asks you
00:39:51.120 What's in his pocket
00:39:51.980 You'll ask him
00:39:53.060 That's 1.00
00:39:53.520 You sound like a pervert 1.00
00:39:54.820 You sound like a pedophile 1.00
00:39:56.200 Do you promise or not 1.00
00:39:58.640 I promise you sound like a pedophile 1.00
00:40:01.380 Fuck 1.00
00:40:01.940 Speaking of pedophile 1.00
00:40:04.780 I watched the movie 0.68
00:40:05.560 With Ryan Reynolds yesterday
00:40:06.480 What a transition
00:40:07.300 Ryan Reynolds
00:40:08.260 What's the movie
00:40:09.140 Waited
00:40:09.580 They made some 1.00
00:40:10.760 Fucking jokes in there 1.00
00:40:12.280 About fucking 1.00
00:40:12.860 Underage kids 0.99
00:40:13.680 Yeah it's not in
00:40:14.980 So much anymore
00:40:16.080 I don't think it ever was
00:40:16.880 Don't think it ever was
00:40:17.580 I don't think it was ever in
00:40:18.940 Yeah
00:40:19.400 Unless you were like
00:40:20.080 From like the medieval times 0.93
00:40:21.380 No 0.98
00:40:21.580 Where like 0.99
00:40:21.860 The sex age was like
00:40:23.080 13 or something like that 0.99
00:40:24.080 Humor
00:40:25.060 That whole era 0.97
00:40:26.080 Was fucked up in general 0.98
00:40:27.380 You know 0.99
00:40:27.680 I don't know if that's the
00:40:28.580 Exemplary
00:40:29.540 Time piece to 1.00
00:40:31.160 people are getting pregnant at like 15 1.00
00:40:32.680 I mean it is what it is 0.97
00:40:33.920 other countries is like 16 0.80
00:40:35.940 Jesus
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00:41:45.200 Slash Logan
00:41:46.380 And even humor
00:41:49.280 Opinions, this was the Joe Rogan thing
00:41:51.860 If you want me to dive into it a little bit 1.00
00:41:53.260 Go ahead, we can steal from his shit 0.99
00:41:55.080 You can't use Joe Rogan for material 1.00
00:41:57.920 I've been kind of
00:41:59.060 just focused and not I don't like really care about what's happening in the world right now
00:42:04.180 that's why some of this stuff is topical and some of it's not but uh Joe Rogan was trending on
00:42:09.080 Twitter today a little clip of him talking about the vaccine um it's going pretty viral
00:42:14.600 and he basically uh in short was saying how like if you're a young healthy kid you got a good diet
00:42:23.920 Statistically
00:42:25.660 The chances of you
00:42:27.140 Dying from COVID
00:42:29.380 Granted I'm just like
00:42:31.460 Regurgitating what he said
00:42:32.920 Is extremely low
00:42:35.340 So he doesn't find it
00:42:36.960 100% necessary to get the vaccine
00:42:38.920 It's an opinion right
00:42:40.540 Are they going after him 0.99
00:42:43.960 Twitter fucking exploded 0.99
00:42:45.900 You know why because I realized this 0.98
00:42:47.840 And I don't know if you guys noticed this 1.00
00:42:49.360 But the world's full of a lot of pussies 1.00
00:42:51.060 Like deep down 1.00
00:42:53.140 If you could look at them
00:42:54.340 Like in a microscope
00:42:55.240 From like space
00:42:57.100 And if
00:42:57.920 Other
00:42:58.480 Other aliens 0.98
00:42:59.680 Just be like 0.99
00:43:00.200 Oh this is the land 1.00
00:43:00.960 Of the pussies 1.00
00:43:01.540 What fucking happened 1.00
00:43:03.280 That we can't even have 1.00
00:43:04.360 A fucking conversation 1.00
00:43:05.480 About shit 1.00
00:43:05.920 It's this 1.00
00:43:06.320 It's this weird environment
00:43:07.740 Between like
00:43:08.520 You know what happened
00:43:09.480 Being woke and evolved
00:43:10.660 And taking it way too far
00:43:12.920 I got bullied so hard
00:43:14.000 I left school
00:43:14.680 They moved me out 1.00
00:43:16.040 Of my fucking school 1.00
00:43:16.800 Guess what 1.00
00:43:17.260 You know what my dad
00:43:17.820 Said to me 1.00
00:43:18.300 He said stop fucking 1.00
00:43:19.280 Talking so much 0.99
00:43:20.000 And then maybe people 0.99
00:43:21.080 Will fucking like you 0.99
00:43:21.900 And it was right 1.00
00:43:22.720 And I kept my mouth shut
00:43:23.940 And I grew friends
00:43:24.860 So like 1.00
00:43:25.600 Suck my fucking dick 1.00
00:43:27.520 I hate the world 1.00
00:43:28.540 That we live in
00:43:29.300 That Joe Rogan
00:43:30.620 Is like yo 1.00
00:43:31.200 A fucking 0.99
00:43:32.100 Smart decision 1.00
00:43:33.300 I'm like yo
00:43:33.820 There's people that are older 1.00
00:43:34.780 And sick that are dying 1.00
00:43:35.720 Maybe give them the vaccine first
00:43:37.200 And if you're young
00:43:38.220 And you're healthy
00:43:38.600 Kick back
00:43:39.180 You're good
00:43:39.620 Cause guess what 0.99
00:43:40.660 Everybody that I fucking know 0.99
00:43:41.920 That had COVID 0.99
00:43:42.520 Is still living right now
00:43:44.180 Cause they were healthy
00:43:44.840 The people that were sick
00:43:45.940 Died
00:43:46.360 So what he said
00:43:47.000 Kinda made sense to me
00:43:47.980 But for them to try to
00:43:48.920 Cancel him over 1.00
00:43:49.560 Some dumb shit like that 1.00
00:43:50.580 How did you grow your friends? 1.00
00:43:52.080 Like a plant
00:43:53.000 I'm so mad 1.00
00:43:54.840 At the fucking environment 1.00
00:43:56.140 That we live in bro 1.00
00:43:57.000 Everything
00:43:57.400 Everything that we say 0.99
00:43:58.500 Even this fucking podcast 0.99
00:43:59.680 We have nine people 0.99
00:44:00.940 Reviewing it
00:44:01.880 Just to make sure
00:44:02.540 That we don't accidentally
00:44:03.860 Say something
00:44:04.880 That in Guatemala 1.00
00:44:05.700 People can be like 1.00
00:44:06.520 What the fuck 0.99
00:44:07.200 Is that about tangerines 0.99
00:44:08.320 What did he say about tangerines
00:44:10.080 Like I don't know
00:44:10.880 If you know this
00:44:11.360 But this guy got canceled
00:44:12.220 For drinking tangerines
00:44:13.120 He drank it
00:44:14.220 He didn't need it
00:44:15.140 He drank it
00:44:15.860 Sorry about the sound guy 0.99
00:44:17.280 This guy's fucking like 0.98
00:44:18.200 He's looking like 1.00
00:44:19.480 Diplo at EDC
00:44:20.500 He's like 1.00
00:44:20.780 What the fuck 1.00
00:44:21.500 He's even fucking rocking 1.00
00:44:24.500 He tried to get our attention 0.99
00:44:25.680 But it looks like a cloud bee
00:44:26.780 He's like
00:44:27.120 He comes over to Caleb
00:44:29.900 He's like
00:44:30.140 Excuse me
00:44:30.700 The one guy is yelling
00:44:31.620 I think we're peaking a little bit
00:44:33.000 What do we do here
00:44:34.040 What are you trying to cancel me
00:44:35.020 For yelling
00:44:35.340 Sorry about that man
00:44:37.540 Sorry bro 0.97
00:44:38.860 I just fucking hate it bro 0.98
00:44:39.940 The bullying can 0.99
00:44:40.680 Run deep bro
00:44:42.180 There's some serious 1.00
00:44:43.640 Fucking bullies out there bro 1.00
00:44:44.760 Getting bullied is not a good feeling 1.00
00:44:46.260 I think you just need
00:44:47.180 Honestly
00:44:48.040 I think it all starts at home
00:44:49.100 We can get in a deep conversation 1.00
00:44:50.240 I fuck with 1.00
00:44:50.840 I fuck with bullying the bullies 1.00
00:44:52.320 I love that shit 1.00
00:44:52.920 I'm a bully to bullies 1.00
00:44:53.900 I bully up all day 0.86
00:44:55.040 I have a neighbor
00:44:55.640 That I'm dealing with right now
00:44:56.600 He tried to act up
00:44:57.300 And be a bully
00:44:57.800 And I had to swing 1.00
00:44:59.100 Never man
00:45:01.240 I had to swing for the fences
00:45:02.300 On that one
00:45:02.720 But I'm a bully to bully
00:45:03.880 And I think you should
00:45:04.720 But again
00:45:05.480 Like bro
00:45:05.920 They just
00:45:06.260 They breeded 1.00
00:45:07.340 A bunch of fucking crybabies 1.00
00:45:08.880 Like chill out bro 1.00
00:45:10.080 Like I don't think
00:45:11.140 I don't think
00:45:11.840 The root of
00:45:12.880 The crybabies being bred 1.00
00:45:15.780 Are 0.98
00:45:16.500 Bullies 0.98
00:45:18.340 Or lack thereof 1.00
00:45:19.180 You know what I'm saying
00:45:19.980 the woke situation started out with fantastic things and then just snowballed and they're like
00:45:25.620 we got nothing okay okay so that's what i said that's what i said on everything that's what i
00:45:29.460 said i think it's gone a little too far like there's that like bro even the way i've evolved 0.69
00:45:33.500 just like kind of uh giving a fuck about my community and like the environment around me 0.50
00:45:39.280 on social in my private life whatever it is like i've just paid attention and and become a version 0.71
00:45:45.200 of myself that kind of like i feel like i kind of get it now i feel like i kind of um have my finger
00:45:51.760 on the pulse of what is right and what is wrong which sounds ridiculous but like growing up and
00:45:56.160 they're not letting kids grow up they're not letting them make mistakes like people are too 0.99
00:46:01.160 scared to open up their fucking mouth and develop bro like you like in anything and everything even 0.99
00:46:05.460 with muscles you have to tear your muscles they have to hurt and you have to grow that's life 1.00
00:46:09.840 like if my kid does some dumb shit i'm not gonna stop loving him i'm like yo it's cool you're 0.99
00:46:14.520 Growing up, you're understanding what's right and what's wrong. 0.99
00:46:16.860 You think parents are canceling their kids?
00:46:18.840 Yeah.
00:46:19.320 Do you think?
00:46:19.920 For sure.
00:46:20.480 They're like, hashtag go to your room.
00:46:21.680 You're done.
00:46:22.160 You think at home?
00:46:24.000 Like, wow, that's crazy.
00:46:25.980 But this is crazy to me.
00:46:29.620 I'm trying to think if my parents ever canceled me.
00:46:32.060 They almost canceled my life. 0.99
00:46:33.460 I got so many ass whoopings growing up. 0.99
00:46:35.200 I thought it was it. 0.99
00:46:36.200 I was literally looking on the ground.
00:46:37.300 I was like, this is it.
00:46:38.260 This is it.
00:46:38.580 And then that same night, dinner.
00:46:39.800 And I was like, all right, go.
00:46:41.540 Still love me.
00:46:42.240 but yeah no man i i i'm i only reason i'm upset about it is because i could see i could see it
00:46:49.640 from a bird's eye view and i've kept my mouth shut and it's not because of me getting canceled 0.76
00:46:53.240 like i don't give a fuck i truly say that all the time i don't care because i know who i am 0.98
00:46:57.220 when i go to bed if anybody try to get me for some shit i know who i am when i go to bed and 0.98
00:47:01.660 i don't do anything stupid that god wouldn't be like super disappointed yeah you got jesus on 0.98
00:47:06.520 your side but here's the thing bro like okay i'm a religious man right and i get mad at christians 0.97
00:47:10.420 when they point the finger at other people.
00:47:12.120 I hold them accountable.
00:47:13.460 I'm like, yo, stop judging people.
00:47:15.200 You know how many text messages I got
00:47:16.540 when Lil Nas X dropped that music video?
00:47:19.680 Oh, bro, what are you gonna say about that?
00:47:21.300 Nothing.
00:47:21.780 The guy's living his life.
00:47:23.400 He's doing his own journey.
00:47:24.960 Why do I have to be affected by his journey?
00:47:26.980 Just because I love Jesus Christ,
00:47:28.840 I have to be super upset
00:47:30.280 and mad at Lil Nas X for doing that?
00:47:32.680 That's his life. 0.99
00:47:34.140 Why is everybody so up other people's asses? 0.98
00:47:37.580 And when people are like, 0.99
00:47:38.380 well, as a Christian, 0.98
00:47:39.080 you should be telling what's right or wrong. 0.99
00:47:40.260 No, no, that's completely false.
00:47:43.180 God gave Adam the right of free will.
00:47:46.000 He gave him his choices.
00:47:47.160 So if God is not stripping away.
00:47:48.920 I do know that for sure.
00:47:50.120 Yes.
00:47:50.600 Do you have the receipts?
00:47:51.800 Yeah, let me text him.
00:47:53.840 Well, I'm sorry.
00:47:54.620 I'm getting really apped up because I'm just so sick and tired of it.
00:47:56.920 This is what is happening.
00:47:58.180 This is the world and everybody has to drink out of this cup. 1.00
00:48:00.220 And if you don't, you're fucked. 1.00
00:48:02.120 And it's like, bro, you're taking the beauty out of it. 0.99
00:48:04.640 Do you know how many things that I did not like growing up
00:48:06.620 and I thought was wrong growing up?
00:48:08.020 And I grew up to be like, oh, that's actually amazing.
00:48:09.820 It's beautiful
00:48:10.340 But nowadays
00:48:11.540 They're stopping you
00:48:12.440 From developing your mind
00:48:13.680 Yeah
00:48:14.080 And just canceling you
00:48:15.100 From making a mistake
00:48:15.900 Mind you
00:48:16.460 There is some mistakes
00:48:17.120 That you can't
00:48:17.740 Like bro 1.00
00:48:18.620 If you do some scummy shit 1.00
00:48:19.960 Like what's that rapper 1.00
00:48:20.900 That just got
00:48:21.540 He's on the run from the cops 1.00
00:48:22.920 Lil Mosey
00:48:24.100 Well it's alleged
00:48:25.120 So maybe choose an example
00:48:26.480 That's a little bit more concrete
00:48:27.800 Got it
00:48:28.360 Well I'm saying
00:48:29.180 Okay hypothetically
00:48:30.140 What about
00:48:30.860 What about Melly
00:48:31.920 Did he get convicted
00:48:32.800 Who's Melly 0.99
00:48:33.600 I don't fucking know 0.99
00:48:35.120 Regardless 0.95
00:48:35.620 If you do something
00:48:36.520 To intentionally hurt
00:48:37.920 Another human being
00:48:39.000 And it's proven 1.00
00:48:40.180 And you're a piece of shit 1.00
00:48:41.420 Because of it 1.00
00:48:41.880 Then send you to jail
00:48:43.560 But like
00:48:44.280 For you to
00:48:45.060 Go out
00:48:45.880 And just
00:48:46.360 Yeah
00:48:47.800 Like I don't think
00:48:48.440 Joe woke up that day
00:48:49.360 Saying yo 0.99
00:48:49.740 I'm gonna fuck up 0.98
00:48:50.380 The world by this 0.99
00:48:51.220 No bro
00:48:51.640 He has an opinion
00:48:52.440 And by the way
00:48:53.300 An opinion a lot of people
00:48:54.700 Agree with
00:48:55.320 And are too afraid to say it
00:48:56.920 But he'll say whatever 0.99
00:48:57.800 The fuck he agrees with 1.00
00:48:59.060 And that's the fucking fear 1.00
00:48:59.540 That I have 0.99
00:49:00.000 People are scared of talking bro
00:49:01.700 They're scared
00:49:02.740 Yeah
00:49:03.220 You know how many times
00:49:03.760 Me and you talk
00:49:04.500 And we're like
00:49:04.900 Well that is a great point
00:49:07.080 We should talk about it
00:49:07.880 But then we're like
00:49:08.460 Nah
00:49:08.700 it's not worth it because people might take it the wrong way and that's sad it's it's sad that
00:49:12.460 we can't have open conversations like we used to sorry wow this kind of got all over the place huh
00:49:17.660 i mean well here we are we are here and again if i if i if i offend anybody by saying that
00:49:25.080 i don't care that a boy that a boy he's uncancellable also because you're a comedian 0.88
00:49:31.980 i don't give a fuck i don't care i don't care what are you gonna cancel me for my mom and dad 0.96
00:49:36.440 love me and god loves me i go to bed with my girlfriend that i'm obsessed with and these are 0.95
00:49:40.340 the people that i care about and i care about their safety and my well-being this is my circle 0.72
00:49:43.940 right here and if you have a problem they do me a favor stand in fucking line of all the teachers 0.51
00:49:47.720 i grew up with and all the kids that hated me growing up where they at though hitting me up 0.97
00:49:52.960 saying can i get tickets to look at this next fight you know what i never addressed
00:49:57.580 i don't know if i want to do it come on we're deep in i'm gonna get canceled for this one come 0.94
00:50:03.500 It's so dumb though 1.00
00:50:04.780 It's so stupid 1.00
00:50:05.540 It's just like 1.00
00:50:06.060 I realize I never addressed it
00:50:07.740 I'm looking at my notes here
00:50:08.680 Did you see Alex Cooper
00:50:11.660 On um
00:50:12.880 Oh you texted me about this
00:50:15.700 The BFFs pod
00:50:16.580 Yeah
00:50:17.200 Saying that
00:50:18.720 I can't believe
00:50:20.460 I can't believe she said
00:50:21.460 She said it
00:50:22.380 She said she uh
00:50:24.780 You know 1.00
00:50:28.080 Sucked my pee pee 1.00
00:50:29.740 You can't say sexual things 1.00
00:50:32.180 Without sounding like a kid 0.98
00:50:33.060 I hate it
00:50:33.840 How am I supposed to say
00:50:35.280 Look we hooked up
00:50:36.480 Yeah 1.00
00:50:36.780 Fuck that 1.00
00:50:37.960 She hooked up with me 1.00
00:50:38.940 Hey nah 1.00
00:50:42.800 So we hooked up
00:50:44.040 And
00:50:44.400 I think I was in a conversation
00:50:47.520 With Harry Jowsey
00:50:48.560 Like a friend
00:50:49.480 Right 0.99
00:50:49.840 Fucking Harry 0.99
00:50:50.580 And I 0.99
00:50:51.740 And I mentioned it to him
00:50:52.700 Like you know
00:50:53.420 Like I told
00:50:53.860 I told a friend
00:50:54.440 Like yo
00:50:54.840 This happened this one time
00:50:56.160 In New York
00:50:56.600 A year ago
00:50:57.280 Right
00:50:58.260 And then like
00:50:58.840 It got back to her somehow
00:51:00.520 And she
00:51:01.840 Construed it as
00:51:03.860 That I was like
00:51:04.980 Running around town
00:51:06.140 Telling everyone
00:51:07.560 That like
00:51:07.940 Oh
00:51:08.300 You know 1.00
00:51:09.300 Alex Cooper sucked my dick 1.00
00:51:10.660 When like bro 1.00
00:51:11.660 That's not me 0.99
00:51:12.620 I got better shit to do 0.99
00:51:13.580 Not only that 0.99
00:51:14.100 It's like 0.99
00:51:14.320 I don't give a fuck 0.99
00:51:15.040 Mind you 1.00
00:51:15.400 It was fucking dope 1.00
00:51:16.100 But 1.00
00:51:16.960 I'm only gonna keep that
00:51:20.560 What did you just say?
00:51:22.300 That's what they say
00:51:23.140 What did you just say?
00:51:24.440 The Gluck Gluck
00:51:25.060 The Gluck Gluck
00:51:25.860 Bro so check it out
00:51:26.800 I mean look
00:51:27.260 If we're here 0.99
00:51:27.900 I'll just fucking say it 0.98
00:51:28.820 The Gluck Gluck 9000? 0.99
00:51:29.940 The Gluck Gluck 9000
00:51:30.780 Yeah 1.00
00:51:30.980 What the fuck are you guys 1.00
00:51:31.780 Is that the sound 1.00
00:51:32.720 Of a blowjob 0.99
00:51:33.420 Yes that's their move 1.00
00:51:34.240 You guys are gross 0.91
00:51:35.360 I'm canceling both 0.98
00:51:36.460 No it's not us dude
00:51:37.280 That's them 1.00
00:51:37.980 That's the call her daddy girls 1.00
00:51:39.080 Like that's their thing 1.00
00:51:39.820 Pay attention to me
00:51:41.080 Okay I'm sorry guys
00:51:41.780 And so
00:51:43.120 Dog like
00:51:43.900 First off
00:51:45.340 Alex is awesome
00:51:46.500 Right
00:51:46.800 She's like
00:51:47.600 A great girl
00:51:48.360 We hung out
00:51:50.480 Spent some time together
00:51:51.160 She was great
00:51:51.620 And
00:51:52.360 Like the opportunity
00:51:54.460 Presented itself
00:51:55.320 And like I'm curious
00:51:56.260 And I was like 1.00
00:51:57.420 Yo she fucking talks the talk 1.00
00:51:58.800 Cause she walked the walk 1.00
00:51:59.680 So you hit the Gluck Gluck 9000
00:52:01.620 I didn't hit the Gluck Gluck 9000 George
00:52:03.660 But one of us did
00:52:06.000 And it was fantastic
00:52:08.080 And she walks the walk
00:52:09.480 If there's one 1.00
00:52:11.760 Like icon
00:52:13.600 Of this generation who should be giving
00:52:15.540 Young women and even men 1.00
00:52:17.580 Sex advice 1.00
00:52:18.820 It's Alex fucking Cooper 0.99
00:52:22.260 My issue with it 0.99
00:52:24.000 Was this
00:52:24.540 She went on the podcast and said
00:52:27.860 And Logan, quote, unquote, Logan Paul can't keep a secret.
00:52:31.700 And in my mind, I'm like, dude, I told, like, one, like, close friend.
00:52:36.160 And you just told the whole internet.
00:52:39.020 And now I'm telling them again.
00:52:41.500 And so I even texted her.
00:52:43.120 I was like, hey, like, are we good?
00:52:45.600 Did this, like, did that offend you?
00:52:48.300 Was I supposed to, like, lock that in a vault forever?
00:52:50.700 Like, how can I? 0.99
00:52:52.280 I liken it to fucking 0.99
00:52:55.060 Finding the fountain of youth 0.99
00:52:57.340 And not telling anyone
00:52:58.340 I got it
00:53:00.120 I found it
00:53:00.960 And it was great
00:53:02.000 I can't
00:53:03.860 That'd be selfish of me
00:53:06.340 So I call Harry too
00:53:08.260 Mr. Harry Jowsef
00:53:09.980 He's always in the middle of drama
00:53:12.540 This is what happens when you hang out with a guy who's on a dating show
00:53:15.640 He's always just like talking about it
00:53:17.320 He's like trained for it
00:53:18.640 Well he's a sweetheart
00:53:19.640 Is he? Because he's getting into a lot of mix-up problems, man
00:53:23.180 Well, he called me
00:53:24.040 Because I texted him 0.99
00:53:25.960 I was like, yo, fucking talk to me 0.98
00:53:27.240 He's like, I was trying to keep it between us 0.99
00:53:29.700 But it was just too hot to handle
00:53:31.060 I just had to tell him what I saw
00:53:32.380 No, he claimed that
00:53:34.000 That's not what he told Alex
00:53:38.420 So how does she know that?
00:53:41.120 Somebody's lying here
00:53:41.880 The whole idea of me going around town
00:53:44.420 Was where I had an issue with it
00:53:45.640 I perceived her interpretation
00:53:49.220 Of what happened
00:53:50.340 As me like at a party
00:53:51.500 Like everyone's in a circle
00:53:52.560 And I'm like
00:53:52.960 Gosh you wouldn't believe 1.00
00:53:54.380 Alex Cooper sucked my dick 1.00
00:53:55.660 What? 1.00
00:53:56.300 No way
00:53:57.080 Come on
00:53:57.760 Caleb
00:53:58.260 Kevin
00:53:58.780 And I was like
00:53:59.360 Yo
00:53:59.660 Like
00:54:00.200 Look at me bro
00:54:02.320 But you did do that
00:54:03.520 Yeah
00:54:03.820 You were at a party
00:54:04.980 And you just gathered
00:54:06.380 Everybody around
00:54:06.980 Everyone gather around
00:54:08.180 I clinked the glass
00:54:09.520 It's like
00:54:10.380 You won't believe it
00:54:11.860 To Alex Cooper
00:54:14.700 Gluck gluck 9000
00:54:16.860 She is the best
00:54:18.620 she was even there too she's like but uh okay now question is alex the one who was
00:54:25.900 kicked off of her podcast or no i don't think they were i don't know if they're okay i don't
00:54:30.160 know i don't know is she the one that's no no alex is the blonde alex the blonde my girlfriend
00:54:34.640 watches that podcast i never oh my god i don't even watch our podcast bro why would i watch
00:54:39.840 their podcast because it's great it's one of the highest ranking podcasts the call her daddy
00:54:44.380 podcast and my girlfriend's obsessed with this she watches well this is this is what i was very 1.00
00:54:49.740 impressed with alex um for she really gives a fuck dude she like she edits she cuts oh shit 0.99
00:54:59.380 everything is mapped out strategic she'll re-record little sections like she gives a 0.99
00:55:05.120 fuck about it she's like she's that's why she's successful she's a yeah yeah she's a creative at 0.92
00:55:09.620 heart she's a creative at heart similar to me clock 9 000 on the side she's nighttime hits she 1.00
00:55:15.500 it's export she goes no she's not like that no that's the other thing bro she like doesn't 0.99
00:55:22.140 i'm sorry for putting your business out here alex she started it fuck you i'm just going it 0.93
00:55:27.120 she doesn't put out she's she uh i i think i was like a very like rare circumstance i think i was 0.95
00:55:33.300 a very rare rare circumstance like for whatever reason she doesn't put out and at first i was
00:55:37.100 like oh she's like cap like because she definitely doesn't put out and uh yeah like she she she's a 0.97
00:55:43.000 creative at heart and she just happens to be the product same same shit as me just like she's a 0.99
00:55:46.860 marketer she's smart she gives a fuck about her shit and she loves it yeah yeah it's awesome 0.97
00:55:51.700 yeah i wanted to clear that up took me forever not having a podcast in a while like uh it makes 0.99
00:55:58.900 it harder to just like address things i like this long form format i can come on here and say stuff
00:56:04.400 that might not look as good in a tweet or an Instagram story.
00:56:09.160 Because we get to talk about it,
00:56:10.320 but you can't talk about it too much because you get canceled.
00:56:15.180 Dude, I feel like freedom of speech is slowly but surely dissipating.
00:56:20.540 Nah.
00:56:21.480 You're right.
00:56:21.860 I mean, that's like the law.
00:56:24.740 You're chilling.
00:56:26.320 But like...
00:56:27.660 You know what I just realized? 0.97
00:56:28.680 And I might be stupid and a lot of people might comment down 1.00
00:56:30.520 and be like, you're an idiot. 1.00
00:56:31.320 How did you not know that? 1.00
00:56:32.100 but they always say like freedom of speech is uh is in a lot of countries you're like you're
00:56:38.140 you're a free person but in other countries you're not allowed to verbally attack somebody
00:56:43.600 it's like hate speech or something like that why you want to go around calling everyone a 0.98
00:56:48.680 motherfucker no but i'm saying that's kind of crazy right like is road rage not a thing out 0.98
00:56:53.180 there like how do you cuss somebody out on the side of the road is that illegal sure we can 0.99
00:56:56.460 figure it out all right so how long you here i don't have a returning flight back but i should
00:57:02.920 probably leave soon really i mean not that i just don't love you it's just you know you're i want 0.75
00:57:09.000 you to focus and get your shit done and i need to get back to the real world yeah i feel you yeah 0.51
00:57:13.100 i do got to get focused it's not that i'm not focused but definitely like that isolation is 0.97
00:57:17.280 is good uh because all the mental energy i'm using just even like conversing with people i love it's
00:57:22.860 Like, you know, it's a lot.
00:57:24.480 We're training a lot.
00:57:25.180 I'm definitely coming back, though.
00:57:26.420 Yeah, you have to, bro.
00:57:27.480 Yeah, you have to.
00:57:28.060 More importantly, I'll see you in Miami June 6th.
00:57:31.080 Sunday, baby. 0.98
00:57:31.760 We're going to kill it. 0.99
00:57:32.600 Hard Rock Stadium in Miami. 0.98
00:57:33.960 I believe there will be an attendance there.
00:57:36.540 As far as this podcast goes, we're still kind of figuring it out.
00:57:40.040 I really don't love to do the podcast and training camp.
00:57:43.900 In fact, I'm not going to.
00:57:45.680 Like, I love this podcast so much, and I want to give my full heart and soul
00:57:51.180 and effort and energy when i record it but this fight in this opportunity is the biggest opportunity
00:57:58.920 of a lifetime and i'm not going to let it go to waste um just to put out content for it for
00:58:03.340 another month or so so definitely gonna buckle in and we'll probably put another one out before
00:58:07.520 the fight um are we uh are we ending it here until i mean bro it's never first off we're never
00:58:14.720 ending this podcast no but i'm saying like is the next time we're gonna be like yo welcome back to
00:58:18.640 the podcast. Is it going to be after the fight?
00:58:20.680 I don't know. I don't know. Who knows if some shit
00:58:22.580 comes up? It's so hard to say. But you should probably do 0.99
00:58:24.600 one before the fight. We will. We will.
00:58:26.480 Okay, so you do know the next one.
00:58:28.460 Yeah, I just don't know when. But it will
00:58:30.660 be before the fight. Okay, I just want to know because I like this
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