Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E279 Logan Paul’s Final Goodbye To Mike & George

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00:02:12.320 Damn, you're selling the house, huh? 0.99

00:02:14.200 Yeah. 0.99

00:02:14.660 A lot of memories here.

00:02:16.340 Too many.

00:02:17.340 Too many to count.

00:02:17.820 What's your favorite?

00:02:19.300 I don't know.

00:02:20.720 There's so many good memories here.

00:02:25.060 Probably the rampant.

00:02:26.440 Yeah, that's where mine goes, too. 1.00

00:02:29.320 She's an ugly. 1.00

00:02:37.260 No, no. 1.00

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00:02:51.120 Welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world.

00:02:54.160 We're back here in Encino.

00:02:55.680 We've been figuring out the set for the past 30 minutes because it's rusty.

00:02:59.320 Is spiderwebs and cobwebs everywhere

00:03:01.460 We haven't been here for months

00:03:02.920 Literally months

00:03:03.600 I went to Floyd Mayweather training camp

00:03:05.040 And then after for the past three weeks

00:03:06.480 I went on a

00:03:07.720 A bender to say the least

00:03:11.520 You know I'll keep it PG 1.00

00:03:13.240 But there's not a day that hasn't gone by

00:03:16.380 Where I have not

00:03:17.320 Ingested

00:03:19.680 Jerked off

00:03:20.320 Ingested alcohol into my body

00:03:23.580 In copious amounts

00:03:24.740 But you don't even drink like a cool drink by the way

00:03:26.980 What are you talking about?

00:03:28.160 Tell them what you drink

00:03:29.000 espresso martini how is that not cool we talk about the way he drinks it too it's the coolest 1.00

00:03:33.840 drink it is he's like i'm drunk and i'm up i was like what shut the fuck up shut up shut up just 0.99

00:03:39.020 sip it underneath the table and come up when you're done i'll stand by this the day that i die 0.99

00:03:42.640 the most important drink on the planet and you see guys trying to like be cool with them look y'all 0.99

00:03:46.360 have a dirty martini too and they're just all sitting there like espresso martin get the fuck 0.99

00:03:50.200 culture yourself it's classy but but we're back here in encino um i i'm i'm i'm not healthy 0.99

00:03:57.820 i'm not healthy but i have my friends with me mike you're here george you're here good to see

00:04:03.900 you good to see you brother um where do we even i don't know yeah lots of talk about tiktok

00:04:10.600 boxing non-payments houses being sold into the ether this house specifically let's let's let's

00:04:16.500 start with this so i got here to la yesterday from so we were in london uh then italy doing

00:04:23.180 some stuff you guys will find out about soon and when i arrived back in la lax looked like 0.58

00:04:30.000 a fucking war zone war zone i've never i've never seen anything like this dude i didn't 0.66

00:04:35.680 i didn't recognize the city and and i had this overwhelming feeling of 0.99

00:04:40.640 wow moving to puerto rico was the right choice easy champ i'm sorry we still gotta live here 0.98

00:04:45.920 brother i know he talked so much shit about it and i was gonna smack in the back of the neck 0.86

00:04:49.780 but i couldn't reach it it's a problem man nah it's just not like um good this place to be 0.98

00:04:57.100 it's let me tell you a good a quick good story that piggybacks off that quick quickly i like

00:05:02.040 to ride my bike la's got a lot of nice places to ride your bike one of them's griffith park

00:05:06.540 and that's near my new house i moved out of this house by the way i don't i found that out last

00:05:10.500 night yeah i ended up moving out cool thanks for having me here no problem yeah that's on your

00:05:14.000 whole box you were great to have you great job being a friend thanks man so i moved to this new

00:05:17.560 house. Very weird relationship. I go on this

00:05:19.600 bike ride, Griffith Park. Beautiful. Have you guys

00:05:21.620 been to Griffith Park before? Say Griffith Park one more

00:05:23.580 time without finishing up this fucking story. 1.00

00:05:25.940 Filled with like little 1.00

00:05:27.360 picnic areas. There's a train you could ride around

00:05:29.540 with your family. Horseback

00:05:31.400 riding, hiking. This place is absolutely

00:05:33.440 beautiful and people go there. They flock by

00:05:35.480 the thousands on the weekends. All the families go there.

00:05:37.520 They hit the pinatas, so on and so forth. So I like to ride my

00:05:39.520 bike there. It's very calming.

00:05:41.680 A lot of kids running around. Yesterday

00:05:43.400 I'm riding my bike and I get just about done with my ride

00:05:45.520 and I'm starting to come back through Griffith Park to head

00:05:47.520 back to the house and i see this man on the ground outside one of the camping areas and it looks like

00:05:53.420 he's he's uh trying to trying to strike a rock start a fire start to start a fire so

00:05:57.800 and this motion i'm seeing this motion as i ride my bike and i'm like he'll get that fire started

00:06:05.460 just about soon enough yeah oh he's not trying to strike a rock and i got closer and i realized it 0.97

00:06:10.060 was a naked homeless man furiously masturbating in the middle of the park broad daylight yeah 1.00

00:06:15.560 broad fucking daylight 1.00

00:06:17.100 going to fucking town on his 1.00

00:06:19.620 on his homeless cock 1.00

00:06:21.520 dude just fucking and let me 1.00

00:06:23.700 explain son this wasn't a 1.00

00:06:25.740 small dick this dude had 1.00

00:06:27.640 a fucking ballistic missile 1.00

00:06:29.280 as a dick and he's just fucking 1.00

00:06:31.240 furiously fucking masturbating 1.00

00:06:33.820 in the middle of the day let me ask you something 1.00

00:06:35.440 would you do the same

00:06:37.020 no no can I ask 1.00

00:06:39.700 how else would you masturbate 0.99

00:06:41.120 you know like a safe zone 0.99

00:06:43.000 like you have to furiously you know

00:06:45.220 I don't think necessarily.

00:06:46.740 I think the location may have been the issue here.

00:06:49.400 And by the way, what you don't know is that guy's name is Colin.

00:06:51.760 He's a regular at Griffith.

00:06:53.520 Are you joking right now? 0.99

00:06:54.780 I swear to God, it's his favorite spot to masturbate. 0.99

00:06:56.640 Everyone knows it. 1.00

00:06:58.660 So listen, I get it.

00:07:01.140 People got to get off.

00:07:03.100 Everybody's got to get off.

00:07:04.020 I get it.

00:07:04.600 But what happened was, so I ride past him. 1.00

00:07:06.940 My first thought is, do I suck it? 1.00

00:07:10.300 That was my first thought. 1.00

00:07:11.460 And that was the closest one to what I actually wanted to do.

00:07:15.220 Aiden Ross on the next show, by the way.

00:07:19.500 I'm like, do I like film this and send it to like someone to like report it?

00:07:24.320 Is that how many times you hang out with porn stars that you're like,

00:07:26.360 somebody's doing something sexual.

00:07:27.700 I have to get this online.

00:07:29.700 There's no, it didn't happen unless it goes to UJS.com.

00:07:33.620 But then I'm like, you know what?

00:07:34.920 This guy's got to do his thing.

00:07:36.080 So I keep riding and I get about a hundred feet further down the street and I see a group of kids.

00:07:41.160 And they're also furiously jerking shorts.

00:07:45.220 no george they're not okay but okay so i get so i'm like now i gotta do something 0.99

00:07:52.760 and i think to myself all the shit i gave six nine and now i'm gonna become a fucking snitch 0.99

00:07:59.660 you went to the cops so i'm riding i'm thinking about this man jerking because i thought about 1.00

00:08:04.700 this man jerking off for quite a while after that and not even because i was disgusted for 0.99

00:08:09.180 my own pleasure okay so i see this cop and i wait officer officer and he pulls out he's like yeah 0.99

00:08:16.880 what's going on by the way by the way you have an opportunity here right now to say something

00:08:20.460 really meaningful and funny sir you're not gonna believe me exactly just a hundred yards east 0.56

00:08:27.060 there's a homeless man his name's colin butt naked not not like trying to hide it with his

00:08:32.900 zipper down behind a tree or something i mean he his clothes are not in sight they're gone he

00:08:37.340 He left his clothes down at the swimming hole.

00:08:40.080 He's super homeless.

00:08:40.720 And he's just laying on the ground.

00:08:42.520 Officer, I need you to go check in.

00:08:43.760 I just got the same report.

00:08:45.140 I'm going to finish him off.

00:08:48.140 I'm going to check him out.

00:08:51.940 Long story short, yes, L.A. is.

00:08:55.320 I'm going to put him in handcuffs.

00:08:57.240 Long story short, L.A. is deteriorating.

00:08:59.640 Quickly.

00:09:00.220 Yeah. 1.00

00:09:00.620 Just because of a homeless man jerking off? 1.00

00:09:02.680 No, that's. 0.99

00:09:03.280 No, because he's embracing.

00:09:04.420 No, he's one of many, George.

00:09:06.080 They're on every street corner under every bridge 0.89

00:09:08.400 Jerking off 1.00

00:09:09.280 Swear, there's no hope here anymore

00:09:12.240 And I recommend you get out as quickly as you can

00:09:15.540 Like I did

00:09:16.140 In fact, dude

00:09:18.080 This is kind of sad

00:09:20.560 The reason I'm back here right now

00:09:22.540 Is to wrap up

00:09:24.280 To be honest with you, I'm really done with the city

00:09:27.000 The movie's over

00:09:27.880 The chapter's over, not the movie

00:09:30.480 The movie continues

00:09:31.740 Wait, are you selling the house?

00:09:32.980 i wasn't sure what i wanted to do with the house uh when i was in puerto rico but now being back

00:09:42.060 here for a day it's pretty clear that i don't really have any intentions of coming back so 0.94

00:09:49.480 why would i need a house so the answer is it's looking like yes which is sad it's sad as fuck

00:09:54.240 it's even more sad that we just spent 90 000 on a perfectly brand new podcast studio and 0.72

00:09:59.680 i'm leaving like two months later can i by the way can i get some of that money back 0.99

00:10:03.840 no fuck yeah you ever thought about putting colin in here oh the guy from masturbating in the park 0.99

00:10:10.320 yeah it's a place to live we wouldn't be homeless anymore no i this house needs to go to um this 1.00

00:10:15.940 house needs to go to like a like a media person maybe like a rapper so it's you know it's a

00:10:20.420 compound we got a music studio i'm like my real estate agent right now we got a music studio we

00:10:25.600 We got a gym in the back.

00:10:26.620 We got a pool.

00:10:27.960 No, it's a beautiful house.

00:10:28.900 But, you know, so many memories were made here.

00:10:31.000 And by the way, dude, security outside all the time now because L.A. has literally gotten

00:10:36.820 too dangerous to not have protection at all times.

00:10:39.860 Like, you know, there's goons running around.

00:10:43.120 Goons running around.

00:10:43.680 Yeah, they're like robbing people. 0.85

00:10:44.740 Yeah, robbing people.

00:10:46.040 Our friend Rich.

00:10:47.200 Yeah, yeah.

00:10:48.080 Tracked his car down and he had security and the security got in a shootout with the goons.

00:10:53.160 Sucked down three, killed one.

00:10:54.400 He killed one and injured two more. 0.92

00:10:56.680 I think it was.

00:10:57.920 The security killed one?

00:10:59.060 Yeah.

00:10:59.820 He shot three, but we just went 24-7 at our house, too.

00:11:03.260 And it's not cheap.

00:11:04.140 No.

00:11:04.740 Like, you're basically getting robbed either way.

00:11:06.640 You either give the goons the money or you give it to the security company. 0.99

00:11:09.640 Because in reality, at the end of the fucking day, it's like, I'm talking about a million dollars a year in fucking security. 1.00

00:11:14.160 Sucks. 1.00

00:11:14.700 All protecting Summer Rae's butt. 1.00

00:11:16.620 That's it. 0.99

00:11:18.700 It's an asset.

00:11:19.720 It's an asset.

00:11:20.160 It's an asset.

00:11:20.820 It's an asset, for sure.

00:11:22.180 Keep that protected.

00:11:23.160 i and by the way i love how i found out about this on the podcast i don't even have time to

00:11:28.120 mourn dude you i got home yesterday and i looked at my house and i likened it to this like

00:11:33.560 you know when you go to lunch with your ex-girlfriend for the first time in like six

00:11:38.140 months and you're like how are things like i was inside of you a lot we like basically lived inside

00:11:46.200 of each other yeah it was so awkward and so strange and i was like danny you know where

00:11:51.900 is everyone oh mike is mike moved out oh i kind of figured well at least i can say hi to my german

00:11:57.200 videographer dave nope dave moved out too oh and just so you know on that topic i'm absorbing

00:12:03.480 everyone so you have nothing or no i know i know i hired david i put him in the house uh maria the 0.99

00:12:10.400 maid i no you're not yeah i'm taking no you're not and i my goal my gold medal goal is to fucking 0.99

00:12:18.600 take danny i will i will i've put all of my fucking attention on it no chance no no 0.99

00:12:24.840 that's what she said audience impulsive audience listen i shit you not her answer was i'd 0.99

00:12:33.800 no but it wasn't even for me it was she doesn't want to work at all right now 0.97

00:12:37.400 and i was like i don't know if that's how things go danny are you retired dude i even my dog broly

00:12:43.420 i i was like yeah i'm gonna come home get some licks you're gonna show me some affection like

00:12:48.080 dad you've been gone for months you fought floyd mayweather congrats dad i love you i'm like danny

00:12:52.560 well at least i could say hi to broly right she's like no dave took him

00:12:55.400 it's fine broly i know you're watching this podcast i got a brand new dog oh wow just like

00:13:04.780 that no i miss broly uh he doesn't miss me at all though oh yeah a little stretch look at look at

00:13:10.400 stretch oh yeah i dig it i dig it a brand new puppy um he is a xl bully and i'm thinking about

00:13:17.400 naming him quinn he's he's asleep right now i've had this dog for less than 24 hours i've never

00:13:22.960 loved an animal more in my life maybe kong maybe kong but he's everything i want in a puppy this

00:13:28.500 breed is so good he's so friendly is he alive bro yeah he's alive yep he's alive no um but yeah he

00:13:38.260 he he's a cuddler uh when i take him outside because he woke me up last night five times no

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00:15:00.980 I have bad news for you.

00:15:02.980 For me personally?

00:15:03.880 Yeah, you personally.

00:15:04.220 You can't give me bad news.

00:15:05.080 We don't even talk.

00:15:06.580 This is bad. 0.99

00:15:07.120 this kind of fucking bad news could you give me the worst news when you stop talking well guess 1.00

00:15:11.620 what your mail still comes to this house oh shit and you've been summoned for a deposition 1.00

00:15:15.600 do you know this do you know this dude are you serving me papers no no you didn't are you a 0.99

00:15:21.480 processor this is like pineapple express dude you serve them papers on them yeah yeah do you

00:15:28.800 do you know what this case is no but should i even read this is there a chance it like ruins my

00:15:32.680 night day or do you know i mean you're gonna have to show up in court and like

00:15:37.260 do a deposition no i understand that but is it something that's like it actually gonna upset me

00:15:41.260 no look at the name i'll show you i'll show you uh oh you remember that night

00:15:46.920 you got you're gonna get you're getting deposed dude you got you should try to emulate what

00:15:52.660 little wayne did yeah not this yeah there's just no way this this ended years ago or so i thought

00:15:58.360 i'm not going to this no i'm not just a um guys over at the 1.00

00:16:04.120 law office firm i'm not coming i'm not showing up for your stupid crazy i don't even believe 1.00

00:16:10.880 that this is a real case isn't there like a statute of limitations for this kind of shit 0.99

00:16:14.560 yeah it happened years ago huh am i if i if i'd probably be arrested if i ripped this up on the 0.69

00:16:18.500 show i don't know should i rip it up yeah we're putting a poll up in the top right corner of the

00:16:23.680 screen right now the polls never make it up july i'm not a i'm sorry i can't i can't show up to

00:16:28.860 this i'm i'm this is my response uh i cannot show up for this day i'm honestly won't be in the 0.67

00:16:35.120 country i'm not fucking kidding i'll zoom i'll zoom i won't i think you capitalize on this 0.86

00:16:39.720 every good entertainer has a deposition video think about it port noise just came out low 0.96

00:16:45.320 waynes is the best the best ever you can watch that forever yep and you kind of you should go 1.00

00:16:49.960 they're in a hood maybe get a little drunk too i don't and sit back and just tell them to go fuck 0.99

00:16:55.720 them i just don't really know how else to say this i'm actually going to be in a different country 1.00

00:16:59.640 i'm gonna be in europe on that day and you're actually going to be with me are you coming

00:17:04.680 with me on that trip can you tell me right now are you coming with us to europe last week you

00:17:09.240 never asked me you didn't okay let's talk about that for a second because i don't know how much

00:17:13.540 we talked about but you did do some cool stuff out there it's cool stuff well how you can let

00:17:19.000 us know what you can't i know you're just gonna repeat whatever i say right now huh okay what did

00:17:23.100 you do out i can't say but it was cool and it was stuff i mean we had festivities oh lots we did all

00:17:29.960 sorts of stuff lots of so lake como in italy is the most beautiful spot on the planet is that how

00:17:35.920 you say it lake lake como lake como i probably end up getting married there 100 really yeah it

00:17:42.120 is the most beautiful place i've ever laid eyes on like i'm not even exaggerating like there's only

00:17:47.300 10 days out of the year

00:17:48.320 where the moon

00:17:48.880 becomes like full

00:17:49.620 bro

00:17:50.740 we land there

00:17:51.400 on the first day

00:17:52.120 and little Italian people

00:17:53.880 are just leaving their house 1.00

00:17:54.840 why they're so small

00:17:55.540 because they're so cute

00:17:56.480 and they come out

00:17:57.560 and they're all playing the song

00:17:58.560 Milton goes

00:17:59.040 please play the song

00:18:00.180 when the moon

00:18:01.340 hits the sky

00:18:02.180 that's not true

00:18:03.260 that's why

00:18:04.020 they're watching the moon

00:18:06.040 come from the mountain

00:18:06.980 over the mountain

00:18:07.540 it feels like a movie

00:18:08.460 they're playing this song

00:18:09.740 the whole country

00:18:10.440 when the moon

00:18:11.820 hits the sky 1.00

00:18:12.380 even the old lady 1.00

00:18:12.940 like a big pizza pie 1.00

00:18:14.840 it's a morning

00:18:16.020 like

00:18:16.600 sounds like uh sounds like you guys had quite the time out there man so much fun yeah it's been a

00:18:21.740 lot of fun but i'm sure la was just as much fun i wasn't in la motherfucker i was in cabo i have 0.98

00:18:29.040 to go to cabo twice a fucking month now wait what wait what do you mean you hey hey that's how you 0.99

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00:18:50.760 incredibly irresponsible of you.

00:18:52.440 I'd use a much more trusted source

00:18:54.140 like the Barstool Sportsbook.

00:18:55.960 No, it's not the same. I already talked

00:18:58.560 to Dave about it. It's not the same. This is a crypto

00:19:00.600 casino. That's a sportsbook. As an ambassador of

00:19:02.440 Penn Gaming, I

00:19:03.940 have to urge everyone listening that if

00:19:06.520 you're going to gamble, go ahead and use the Barstool Sportsbook

00:19:08.540 and bet on your favorite sporting events. 0.99

00:19:10.420 And I can't even say, I love how we're actually getting into shit. 0.96

00:19:13.240 I have my own sports book deal and I can't, I'm barred from saying it on this show, which 0.95

00:19:17.160 I like is so amazing.

00:19:18.520 We're getting really getting into the weeds here, folks.

00:19:20.680 But yeah, I have to go to Cabo every two weeks to do this deal.

00:19:23.260 And that travel, uh, coincided with your travel to Europe.

00:19:27.560 So I was unable to go and you guys went and it looked like I saw some pictures today.

00:19:30.900 You guys were posted up, uh, on a bench.

00:19:33.840 Yeah, it was.

00:19:34.880 It was.

00:19:35.440 And it reminded me a lot of a picture that me and you once had on a bench.

00:19:38.580 I remember that picture.

00:19:39.780 And it really made me feel actually super special.

00:19:42.260 Like not many people have a bench photo with Logan like this.

00:19:44.820 And now they're just a dime a dozen.

00:19:47.200 Everybody's got a bench. 0.98

00:19:48.100 They're even giving fucking George Lopez a bench photo with Logan these days. 0.87

00:19:50.920 I don't know your bench, but our bench looked sad. 0.91

00:19:53.720 Let me explain to you.

00:19:56.380 Our bench photo was extremely important as well.

00:19:58.620 It was a great bench. 0.98

00:19:59.300 Are we guys in the park watching that dude jerk off? 0.99

00:20:02.240 That would actually be a bit. 0.99

00:20:03.480 Might as well have been.

00:20:04.380 Yeah, basically.

00:20:05.380 We might have been, actually.

00:20:06.960 I got a story.

00:20:08.820 Oh, here we go.

00:20:09.780 Uh, so the night, I don't know if it was before or after your fight, what was the night that

00:20:16.300 we went to this crypto thing in Miami?

00:20:18.440 Before, it was before.

00:20:19.280 That was before.

00:20:20.020 Oh, the one where I got into a physical altercation?

00:20:21.940 With a friend.

00:20:22.500 Oh my God.

00:20:23.020 That was so funny.

00:20:23.840 Dude, that was the funniest thing.

00:20:25.420 Mike got in a fight with his friend that he just introduced me to, which I fell in love

00:20:28.640 with.

00:20:28.760 The dude was amazing.

00:20:29.820 And then I thought they were joking around and then they just start swinging at each

00:20:33.240 other.

00:20:33.500 But no, that wasn't the story I was actually talking about.

00:20:36.220 So you didn't give any, now you, okay, go ahead.

00:20:38.920 I don't know.

00:20:39.800 It's not my story. 1.00

00:20:40.380 He poured a fucking drink on me. 1.00

00:20:42.100 He poured a fucking drink on me because he thought it was funny. 1.00

00:20:45.780 And that wasn't funny to me. 1.00

00:20:46.720 I didn't find that fucking humorous. 0.96

00:20:48.940 But, but, but here's the best part about this story. 0.98

00:20:51.960 You'll love this, D-Money.

00:20:54.060 In this altercation, which was with our friend Eddie. 0.97

00:20:56.800 Eddie, if you're watching this, just chill the fuck out, please. 0.78

00:21:00.140 Could you agree with that? 0.98

00:21:01.280 He just gets a little out of control when he drinks.

00:21:03.440 When he drinks.

00:21:04.060 And we're at this major crypto party in Miami with the biggest players in the space. 0.98

00:21:08.020 sprock all these motherfucking billionaire crypto dudes and he had a little bit too much to drink 0.98

00:21:11.960 and he he was he punched me in the nuts first that's how it started then he poured a drink 1.00

00:21:16.640 on me and i was like okay it was fun well lasted motherfucker but i'm gonna take a shot now 0.99

00:21:20.060 which i did which then he pushed me back and in doing so he pushed me into one of the hottest 0.99

00:21:28.220 girls at the party you saw that right no i i turned around right when everybody was like 0.93

00:21:33.160 breaking you up okay but i can lie yeah no no don't don't so she came up to me like five minutes 0.91

00:21:38.580 after that and she was like that um physical altercation you got into with your friend um

00:21:43.140 you bumped into me and we started a whole conversation oh that's awesome um she ended 1.00

00:21:47.740 up giving me a fucking incredible blowjob one of the fucking best ever the girl who came back with 0.99

00:21:54.180 us nah you didn't meet her oh yeah the girl that came back in the car bro this guy made me wait in 1.00

00:21:58.200 a fucking uber for like ever he goes i'll be out with one minute i swear 15 minutes the guy's like 0.95

00:22:03.480 are we where are we come on let's go yeah i know he comes with his girl and the girl the whole time 0.99

00:22:07.940 was playing this music that me and you did not it was like spanish music but she she was like i know

00:22:13.320 you get a lot of like or you've gotten porn head well mine's better and i was like okay dude yeah

00:22:18.260 why it was great wow fantastic so that physical altercation me getting assaulted in front of all 0.98

00:22:22.820 those billionaires led me to a great fucking rim job um anyways same party uh i got obsessed to 0.80

00:22:30.160 the show entourage i just got into it i know i'm late but i got into it so much that i do have hbo 0.99

00:22:36.380 but they don't do the streaming where you could download so i was like fuck it i'm buying all the

00:22:40.240 seasons right chuck liddell did that joke and i think i talked about it on this on the show where 0.98

00:22:45.620 he pretended to fuck with me right oh yeah so he scared the living shit out of me the next day i 0.89

00:22:51.580 watch an episode on that where they he does that in the show yes right so i was like is this 1.00

00:22:56.860 motherfucker doing what he did in the show to me in real life yeah i said okay maybe like this is 0.96

00:23:01.460 the whatever right so then i see him and we're talking about laughing about it and on the way 0.99

00:23:06.800 here i i rent i like bought the entourage to watch it to go watch you fight i was super into the show

00:23:12.000 still so i'm watching watching watching and all i keep thinking about is entourage the whole day

00:23:15.340 i'm thinking about entourage and i'm at the party and i see vinnie chase the main guy oh yeah that's 0.99

00:23:20.620 And I go, what the fuck? 0.98

00:23:22.360 Like, what are the odds? 0.99

00:23:23.760 I've never seen this show in my life.

00:23:25.240 I just started watching it.

00:23:26.560 Chuck Liddell just scared the fuck out of me.

00:23:28.020 Like, this is all happening. 0.99

00:23:29.080 And I'm walking to him with such fucking confidence. 0.99

00:23:31.400 And I'm thinking, he's going to laugh at this. 0.99

00:23:33.400 So I grab him.

00:23:34.080 I'm like, yo.

00:23:34.740 And he turns around. 0.99

00:23:35.740 And I immediately go, what the fuck are you doing, Jordan? 0.99

00:23:38.980 And I go, oh, my God. 1.00

00:23:40.560 Oh, my God.

00:23:41.060 Oh, my God.

00:23:41.480 Oh, my God.

00:23:41.860 Oh, my God.

00:23:42.120 So he turns around and looks at me. 0.99

00:23:43.200 This is where he fucked me up. 0.99

00:23:44.140 See, if he was normal looking, maybe I would have just swing it. 1.00

00:23:48.000 but he gave me that fucking Vinny Chase smile 1.00

00:23:49.980 and his fucking eyes glistened at me. 1.00

00:23:51.580 And I was like, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:23:52.820 I was like, fuck, fuck. 1.00

00:23:54.540 And then his girl looked at me like, 1.00

00:23:56.120 do you want me to stop this from happening? 1.00

00:23:57.840 You know, that fucking, 1.00

00:23:58.940 so immediately, immediately I'm that weird guy. 0.99

00:24:01.980 And I go, okay, so her eyes are already open.

00:24:05.220 His eyes are like, what's up?

00:24:07.000 And I'm like, all right, 0.98

00:24:08.160 if this isn't the best fucking conversation he's ever had, 0.99

00:24:10.360 I'm a fucking loser and I have to leave right now. 0.99

00:24:14.700 I didn't know what to say, so I'm staring at him. 1.00

00:24:16.660 And now it's been like literally five seconds.

00:24:19.080 I'm not saying anything.

00:24:19.840 You approached him with no game plan?

00:24:21.600 Bro, I had a game plan.

00:24:22.620 It's to tell him like, yo, this is so crazy.

00:24:24.620 Chuck Liddell assaulted me and he assaulted you.

00:24:26.800 Yes.

00:24:27.280 And you just dropped the ball.

00:24:28.380 Dude, but I couldn't get it out of my mouth.

00:24:30.840 And I was like, this has never happened to me before. 0.98

00:24:34.160 So I go, dude, just fucking be chill. 0.95

00:24:36.640 Just talk about why you're here. 0.99

00:24:38.060 In my mind, in my mind.

00:24:39.360 So I go, you're here for the Logan Paul fight, right?

00:24:42.880 And he goes, what?

00:24:44.320 And I just go.

00:24:46.660 my friend's fighting Mayweather and I'm here for that.

00:24:51.920 And he goes, cool.

00:24:53.700 And I just go, yeah, love your show, man.

00:24:57.100 And I patted his back and I walked away and I go, 1.00

00:24:58.900 can't believe I fucking, I should kill myself. 1.00

00:25:02.100 I should jump off of this building. 1.00

00:25:04.040 Usually those conversations where you approach

00:25:07.760 and make it like a known thing that you like tap them.

00:25:11.240 Don't go well.

00:25:12.000 You guys, you obviously remember my,

00:25:13.340 my situation with Scotty Pippen the one time

00:25:16.240 which just went terribly yeah they don't usually they they have to happen organically yeah and i

00:25:22.160 think no but i've locked up to people not giving no no i get that but i'm saying we all like for

00:25:25.940 example when i saw bieber at the celebrity game i said um i infamously asked him if he was going

00:25:34.520 to jake paul's fight that he was the headline performer for and monty addison ray's dad thinks

00:25:41.880 that's the funniest thing. He's still laughing

00:25:43.860 at that. He's still laughing at that.

00:25:45.800 Which, by the way, you know, I don't stay up to date on everything

00:25:47.800 Biebs is doing, but I mean, maybe I should

00:25:49.840 have known that. We have to get better at it

00:25:51.920 because I know you guys probably know this, but we're ending

00:25:53.780 up in some pretty serious rooms lately.

00:25:55.840 We're ending up, us

00:25:56.800 little social media kids, 0.99

00:26:00.380 I did a fucking live stream with 1.00

00:26:01.740 Seth Rogen the other fucking day. 1.00

00:26:03.620 Your dick is fucking huge. 1.00

00:26:06.060 No, I don't mean it like that. I mean like I was 1.00

00:26:07.860 blown away.

00:26:10.680 Hey, serving the papers

00:26:11.760 again this guy you know what actually you've been serving dude i actually can make it to the court

00:26:18.820 case that europe travel's been canceled no but but it was amazing i actually got to no i mean it like

00:26:24.260 i got to meet my hold on a second i mean no it's don't discount me meeting my idol i think it's

00:26:30.140 cool i think you owe a major thank you to aiden ross well that was phase clan phase clan huh yeah

00:26:37.040 I think you surround yourself with the right people

00:26:40.620 Mike you know when to jump ship

00:26:42.440 and when to pretend

00:26:44.540 when to pretend to be a

00:26:46.500 a passenger

00:26:47.380 and I jumped at just the right time 1.00

00:26:50.340 no you really did and you took my whole fucking house 0.99

00:26:52.660 well you were selling the house what was I gonna do 0.99

00:26:54.640 bro I know and Evan's packing up too

00:26:56.460 that's so sad where's he going I don't know but we're going on

00:26:58.640 a date tonight you and Evan yep to catch

00:27:00.800 just to catch up or like

00:27:02.680 the restaurant catch up and catch

00:27:03.880 yeah absolutely

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00:27:56.320 slash logan the link is in the description back to the program uh i got i got actually a another

00:28:02.760 funny story i would love to say oh sure so uh on the way back from italy the flight attendant looks

00:28:07.460 at me and she says the one thing that i never thought a flight attendant would ever say to me 0.98

00:28:10.760 and she goes trick or treat am i right and i go what what the fuck how do you respond did you 0.97

00:28:17.220 just say to me and then i look down and milton on his hands and knees just putting his candy back 0.97

00:28:24.100 in the back i look on the floor i swear to god it was the most amount of candy on the ground

00:28:28.840 but i'm noticing i've seen this candy before okay it was the nuts on the jet it was the candy from 0.99

00:28:35.640 one of the hotel rooms it was the candy from one of the restaurants i turned and he's just fucking 0.94

00:28:40.780 like embarrassingly just he's like come on kid help me out here so he's scooping it in 0.98

00:28:45.520 puts it in i go mil what the fuck's the deal here he goes and he puts it he's like man this candy's 0.99

00:28:53.280 amazing and i look up at the flight attendant and she's just like what the fuck are you guys doing 0.99

00:28:58.220 right now if you would have seen the amount of candy that was on the ground i know georgie he's 0.95

00:29:02.760 my boxing coach he's i've seen him not have diabetes i don't know because all he eats is

00:29:07.740 peanut butter and jelly for every meal i swear to god and coca-cola dr pepper it's it's wild

00:29:12.240 and he collects candy what you witness is him collecting candy that he likes and he keeps a

00:29:15.980 big bag of it he never doesn't have maltesers i've never seen him drink water oh my god i've

00:29:21.760 never seen him drink water are we i've never seen him drink water oh my god i've never seen

00:29:26.900 When is the last time you've ever seen Milne do this?

00:29:32.840 I've never.

00:29:33.620 But what?

00:29:34.160 Never!

00:29:34.900 It's always Dr. Pepper.

00:29:36.420 Or on a worst, worst day, a different soda.

00:29:39.380 Ew.

00:29:40.700 Hey, you know what's funny?

00:29:42.140 This isn't funny.

00:29:42.900 It's actually kind of sad.

00:29:44.880 It's going to be funny.

00:29:45.840 You know when he's eating really bad,

00:29:48.800 when his gout starts acting up.

00:29:50.380 Oh, my God.

00:29:50.780 And he starts limping.

00:29:51.660 He walks around like he's in Thriller, the music video.

00:29:53.920 He's like this.

00:29:54.480 all right let's do two miles i go milk i don't stop eating candy and by the way i can't help

00:30:04.540 but get aroused when he eats candy behind me and i don't know who's eating the candy 0.99

00:30:07.980 because the way he devours a fucking like a like anything that you have to suck on it's like it 1.00

00:30:14.160 sounds like you're watching porn just behind he's not he's not exaggerating you're serious bro i 1.00

00:30:22.340 turn around i go melt please stop now he's serious about his candy so sick i got i don't know how 0.94

00:30:31.080 he's one of those guys i think that regardless of what he puts in his body

00:30:34.780 i like i don't know i feel like a lot of um older older like my grandma was like this she could she

00:30:42.060 she ate like like not eight she smoked like six seven packs of cigarettes a day and she lived 1.00

00:30:48.040 until she was like 85 and some some older folk can can abuse their fucking body and just live 0.99

00:30:55.820 and walk around like it's no big deal our grandpa drinking our grandpa two packs a day wild why i 0.99

00:31:02.060 think milton may have a little bit of that i mean the gout thing like no my mom was like we need to

00:31:06.720 stop him i was like dude we need to level up he needs to break the record yeah grab him three packs

00:31:10.800 he's lived long enough uh well he passed away so now i guess not now that got dark

00:31:17.460 can I tell them the best story

00:31:19.720 that I can't wait to talk about

00:31:21.720 I went to use the bathroom and the doorknob came off

00:31:24.140 this is gonna be really hard

00:31:27.800 to sell this house

00:31:28.380 there's some issues with the house currently 0.87

00:31:31.100 fuck 1.00

00:31:31.980 movie sucks too 1.00

00:31:33.720 like I'm walking around this house like oh that should stay 0.99

00:31:35.940 that should go and by the way

00:31:37.260 all the boxes miscellaneous

00:31:40.080 100% 0.99

00:31:41.300 what the fuck do you have in this house 1.00

00:31:43.460 yo walk into any vlogger's house 1.00

00:31:46.140 And tell me what it looks like

00:31:48.000 David Dobrik has a beautiful house

00:31:49.700 He's selling it

00:31:51.440 It looks like someone took a tab of acid

00:31:55.320 And walked around Toys R Us 0.99

00:31:56.840 And just picked the most random shit they could 0.98

00:31:58.660 And put them in a video 0.99

00:31:59.740 That's because you

00:32:00.380 Get rid of them

00:32:02.440 You leave them all over the place

00:32:03.640 And 90% of the stuff you've never even put in the vlogs 0.99

00:32:06.120 I'm a whoreder dude 1.00

00:32:07.740 You're a whore 1.00

00:32:08.360 There's honestly shit all over it 1.00

00:32:10.820 I'm a whoreder 0.99

00:32:13.220 I thought I'd do a cool thing 1.00

00:32:14.400 Chris Brown had a garage sale

00:32:16.100 He had like a local garage sale

00:32:17.880 And I thought I'd do a cool thing like that

00:32:19.300 But I'm honestly afraid of everyone coming 0.99

00:32:20.880 Just like, what the fuck 1.00

00:32:22.100 This kid's a fucking disgusting 1.00

00:32:23.560 What is he doing with these Powerizer jumping stilts? 1.00

00:32:29.280 Why does he have so many Pokemon toys?

00:32:32.220 So many Pokemon toys

00:32:33.640 I gotta chill

00:32:35.160 Cryptocurrency

00:32:36.400 Has been on a wild ride the past few days

00:32:39.680 A wild ride

00:32:40.940 ETH has been in the core of the earth

00:32:44.560 and is now flying back to flying sky high

00:32:46.760 off several announcements that big investment banks

00:32:50.020 and institutions are going to be long on crypto

00:32:52.860 over the next couple of years.

00:32:55.920 As you know, a lot of regular old people

00:32:59.240 have capitalized on the crypto trend.

00:33:02.200 And I've been seeing them out.

00:33:03.720 They've been escaping from their

00:33:04.840 multiple computer screen laboratories

00:33:07.160 over the past couple of months

00:33:08.300 to spend some of that hard-earned Ethereum capital.

00:33:10.960 i went to 11 popular club in miami after uh the tiktok fights which i went to which you were there 0.82

00:33:20.320 yeah yeah you fucking went to that i went to the tiktok fight you went to that event i did by the 0.80

00:33:26.020 way great event great i mean that you know that i was watching i was thoroughly entertained 0.99

00:33:31.720 phenomenal i think they may have spent a little bit too much money on production and we're on our

00:33:36.000 now they can't pay the fighters but the event was great i can't believe you went to that i

00:33:40.940 went to it was fantastic had a box and because uh well aiden was working at it um i saw it as an

00:33:46.120 opportunity to shoot some more content and also i thought it would be a good idea to go back to

00:33:49.300 miami i've been spending more time with jeff with tech he was there cool whatever right so we all go 0.59

00:33:53.880 out to 11 phase jarvis as you know pummeled the living shit out of that poor man uh in the ring

00:33:59.980 shout out to phase jarvis jarvis for that thrilling victory and so we threw this little

00:34:05.040 party afterwards at 11 and it was like two in the morning uh jarvis of course is like 12 and

00:34:10.340 couldn't get in so there was no point of doing it there we spent all the money and everything

00:34:13.920 whatever well he threw a party it didn't invite him correct well he couldn't come yeah it ended

00:34:18.180 up not working out properly that sounds like an la thing today yeah for sure 50 cent was performing

00:34:22.900 that night at 11 was he in the club he was in the club very good george it was his birthday um and

00:34:29.300 he was he was partying and or sorry he was performing like it's his birthday and all of a

00:34:33.560 sudden, I look to my, great job, George. I look to my left and there's a table of, of, uh,

00:34:42.680 30 year old white men with button up shirts on buttoned all the way up khakis. Not something you 0.66

00:34:47.720 see every time when you're at 11, one of the most popular strip clubs in the world. And they have

00:34:52.680 boxes of money coming out. I video, I don't know. I'll send it to you at some point. Boxes of money

00:35:00.780 coming out usually the girls do this with the drinks with the bottles right and they have the 1.00

00:35:04.440 the sparklers hundreds of thousands of dollars in singles throughout the course of the night 1.00

00:35:14.180 they got approximately five hundred thousand dollars in singles it's a lot of liquid cash man

00:35:23.720 that is a lot that's a lot of volume has never happened in the history of 11 the nightclub and 0.99

00:35:29.560 And by the way, you see some fucked up shit happen at that place. 0.98

00:35:33.040 That is the most monumental place in Miami. 1.00

00:35:36.580 It's a club slash strip club.

00:35:37.960 It's where everybody goes after they leave live.

00:35:41.400 $500,000 in singles.

00:35:43.540 This dude is taking bricks.

00:35:46.180 $10,000, $20,000 at a time.

00:35:48.720 Taking all the bands off.

00:35:49.820 Putting them back together.

00:35:51.000 An overhanded double throwing 20,000 to 30,000 singles at a time.

00:35:56.560 50 cent is getting a

00:35:58.100 because they stuck him at a table that was near one of those

00:36:00.540 fans. So every time

00:36:02.580 he threw 30 racks in the air, 50 got

00:36:04.600 covered. And he stopped it. He was

00:36:06.600 performing many, many, man. He stopped

00:36:08.680 it. He goes, these motherfuckers 1.00

00:36:10.460 got money. I have 1.00

00:36:12.660 never seen something like that in my life.

00:36:16.000 Bitcoin

00:36:16.400 money. That's, you know, what's crazy

00:36:18.720 about that is they pulled out that

00:36:20.240 that's liquid cash. When I go

00:36:22.520 and pull out like 30 bucks in the ATM, it's like

00:36:24.560 suspicion and they close my account how much money are they pulling out all the time that

00:36:29.260 they're like yeah it's okay let it happen do you know how many crypto billionaires there are

00:36:33.460 a bunch you know we aren't we don't know about because they haven't liquidated yet yeah there's

00:36:38.140 a lot it's probably one of those guys did you did you uh so so i left a little bit early banks

00:36:44.520 ended up going to the table of course lost his wallet passport phone and got stuck in miami for

00:36:49.780 three days that's another story so he just got lost lost completely he was off the grid but he

00:36:53.440 spent some time with them they all the three main guys dm'd me the next day and they and were like

00:36:59.580 i was like why did you do that why did you throw a very nice two-family home last night in single 0.76

00:37:06.320 dollar bills and he said my ex reached out to me yesterday and told me i ain't shit that was his 0.80

00:37:11.940 response and that was his way of so she was right what of what i'm sorry like he's gonna see this 0.75

00:37:21.440 George is going to see this.

00:37:23.100 I don't care.

00:37:23.620 And he will steal your Metabask.

00:37:24.860 That's totally fine.

00:37:26.020 Do you have anything at Metabask?

00:37:27.000 Nope.

00:37:27.960 Like, I don't know the guy, so I'm not disrespecting him. 0.99

00:37:30.420 But if anybody goes out of the way to spend that much money because his girlfriend's something, you're a dork. 0.98

00:37:35.160 I think he was kidding. 0.99

00:37:35.840 I think he was kidding.

00:37:36.260 Oh, okay.

00:37:36.640 But yeah, I hear you.

00:37:38.160 But it was a wild sight to be seen.

00:37:40.440 And it's just indicative of these, like, Ethereum and Bitcoin psychopaths. 1.00

00:37:45.300 Or shit coins. 1.00

00:37:47.240 Or shit coins. 1.00

00:37:48.100 Could have been shit coins. 0.99

00:37:48.940 shit coins are on the uh the come up no or are they on the not there's one there's one on the 1.00

00:37:54.600 come up oh tell me more suck my dink bro dink dog just had a little bit of a suck my dink 1.00

00:38:03.980 nah it's it's fucking dink doink oh my god this dick doing shit are you talking about no i'm 1.00

00:38:11.320 telling you it's like a it's some serious shit dude this whole fucking trip is showing me this 1.00

00:38:14.760 Dink, doink, dink, doink, whatever the fuck it is. 1.00

00:38:16.560 It's dink, doink. 1.00

00:38:17.020 It's like a spring thing.

00:38:17.960 It's a crypto meme coin. 0.99

00:38:19.200 And it's fucking, it's hilarious. 0.99

00:38:21.180 It's fucking hilarious. 1.00

00:38:22.300 It is pretty funny. 1.00

00:38:23.080 It's the dumbest, cutest shit I've ever seen. 1.00

00:38:25.460 And I mean, because if you don't know about crypto, shit coins, like most of them don't 1.00

00:38:31.040 have utility. 1.00

00:38:31.900 And so, you know, the dink, doink people have just leaned into how fucking dumb this shit 1.00

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00:38:38.380 And people love it.

00:38:39.220 Like, it's just fun.

00:38:40.440 And it's cartoons in South Park style. 0.94

00:38:43.720 I'm a dink, doink fan. 1.00

00:38:44.760 It's the dumbest shit I've ever seen, and that's why I'm all in. 1.00

00:38:47.380 It's comedic. 1.00

00:38:47.980 It's fun.

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00:40:08.740 All right.

00:40:09.220 Should we do it?

00:40:10.080 Boxing has taken over.

00:40:12.380 Boxing is taking over.

00:40:13.680 It's taken over.

00:40:14.880 Logan Paul, you're a goddang market mover.

00:40:17.900 You really, you and KSI really started something here.

00:40:20.340 It's all I ever wanted to be, Mike.

00:40:21.700 I mean, now it's all about boxing.

00:40:22.960 If you're not a fighter, I'm not a fighter, and I can't even get a job.

00:40:26.880 I mean, they're like, if you're not fighting, we don't care.

00:40:29.480 At what point, though, is it oversaturated?

00:40:31.300 Oversaturated?

00:40:31.960 I mean, at what point would it be oversaturated? 1.00

00:40:33.680 I would say if there's a day where Tana Mongeau says she wants to fight, 1.00

00:40:36.660 it may have reached the saturation.

00:40:38.220 It's funny you say that.

00:40:39.600 It's because she actually does want to fight.

00:40:41.680 No. 1.00

00:40:42.940 So she wants to fight anybody who has a vagina. 1.00

00:40:45.560 It's almost like I said that. 1.00

00:40:47.380 Purposely?

00:40:49.360 I don't think it's going to get oversaturated.

00:40:52.140 I think fights are fights.

00:40:53.820 It's one of the most primal forms.

00:40:55.260 Did people stop showing up at the Coliseum in Rome?

00:40:58.300 Yeah.

00:40:59.460 Yeah, they ended up stopping.

00:41:00.940 This is actually what exactly happened.

00:41:03.020 But why?

00:41:04.040 Because Rome collapsed.

00:41:06.660 so they can get out of hand.

00:41:07.880 It was built in a day

00:41:08.640 and I think they probably

00:41:09.240 got bored after a while.

00:41:09.960 No, it wasn't built in a day.

00:41:10.420 Oh, it wasn't built in a day.

00:41:11.220 Yeah.

00:41:11.640 Oh, why do they say that?

00:41:13.180 Come on, Rome was built in a day.

00:41:14.460 Let's get to it.

00:41:15.320 Rome wasn't built in a day.

00:41:16.540 Good things take time.

00:41:17.920 Such as building up

00:41:19.340 your boxing resume,

00:41:20.560 which is why I think

00:41:21.760 the Social Gloves kids

00:41:23.140 made a mistake.

00:41:26.200 Jake and I both have had

00:41:27.780 a little bit of a track record

00:41:29.440 with boxing now.

00:41:31.160 Jake's got like, what,

00:41:32.020 four or five fights under his belt.

00:41:33.180 I got three now

00:41:35.060 and we've proven that

00:41:36.200 you know we're entertaining fighters the lead up is entertaining you're intrigued you're drawn and

00:41:41.380 you're invested the fights are awesome big magnitude large-scale events and people are

00:41:46.860 invested in us they want to see us fucking do the impossible whether it's trying to be Floyd Mayweather 0.96

00:41:50.860 or get knocked the fuck out as like Jake is kind of leaning into being becoming the villain and 0.99

00:41:55.160 continuing to kick some ass but going to fight for your very first time when people don't know 0.99

00:42:00.440 how you look and by the way not as 0.99

00:42:02.520 popping as you think and charging

00:42:04.300 $58 for it was 1.00

00:42:06.140 fucking stupid dude 1.00

00:42:08.500 and we were sitting right here 1.00

00:42:10.580 in this garage

00:42:11.420 right here just behind the cameras

00:42:14.320 and Austin's like yeah dude

00:42:15.600 two and a half million buys

00:42:18.120 I'm like

00:42:18.760 it's bold what's your price point $58 1.00

00:42:22.000 I said what the fuck 0.99

00:42:23.960 I said all that too 0.99

00:42:24.600 so what is his

00:42:26.780 they sold 136,000

00:42:29.520 pay-per-view buys which by the way he's saying it's not claimed that oh yeah he's saying it's

00:42:34.240 not true by the way that's not even a bad what was that i need to know yeah it's not yeah okay

00:42:39.800 those are real numbers okay dude the haters just want it but also it's not that sorry of a at that

00:42:45.600 price point it's not like it's a sorry number the issue was i think that they bid off more than they 0.96

00:42:50.700 could chew when they started hiring all this fucking high-end talent paying little babe like 0.97

00:42:54.600 yeah or whatever the fuck they had to do and also promising the amount of money that was promised 0.99

00:42:58.320 these fighters like when they're when you're when you're saying yo bryce hall you're the you're the 0.93

00:43:02.520 title fight for this event and we're giving you two million dollars no he said five million 0.89

00:43:06.780 it was actually two whatever was two and i and i five million then fucking clout perceived value 0.77

00:43:13.180 what is happening to the world oh what people are using clickbait george well okay what i'm saying 0.73

00:43:18.320 is this what i'm what i'm saying is this when when i knew and remembered that he was around a million

00:43:25.580 on fight one right 1.2 at 10 10 bucks at 10 bucks with the hype of the globe behind it i knew

00:43:33.260 he knew jake knew that this was destined to be a problematic outcome but the one thing i didn't

00:43:40.720 like i'm curious why it's happening is i don't like how when a influencer or creator driven event

00:43:49.380 fails the the majority of the influencer industry claps the out the the the feedback to the failure

00:44:00.700 of social gloves has been positive sentiment people are happy about it now now is that because

00:44:06.800 it was austin running it who has been deemed a villain maybe is i i don't know but like i don't

00:44:13.140 i hate the idea that count when counterparts and i know no one wants to hear this because people

00:44:18.200 love blood they love beef they love making

00:44:20.140 fun of each other but I hate the idea that when an

00:44:22.160 event fails

00:44:23.160 everybody laughs why

00:44:26.200 because I don't like that I think as

00:44:27.940 an industry I think you have such a good

00:44:30.080 I've always been like this I've always been

00:44:32.160 like this such a great guy I've always because it's 0.98

00:44:34.160 fucking fun to make fun of a mic 0.99

00:44:35.780 it's a good ass time oh y'all 0.99

00:44:38.140 try to do something you failed 0.95

00:44:39.300 I know you're

00:44:42.160 not serious no I am serious when

00:44:44.100 I did the challenger games

00:44:45.440 an event for charity dude 0.99

00:44:47.440 an event for fucking charity 0.99

00:44:49.700 track and field event 1.00

00:44:51.620 just to watch people run

00:44:53.020 in races no one's shown up 0.99

00:44:55.460 yeah cause who the fuck wants to drive 0.98

00:44:57.440 45 minutes to watch 0.99

00:44:59.700 somebody go wow

00:45:01.320 look at him go

00:45:02.380 3 million views 1.00

00:45:03.800 shut the fuck up 0.99

00:45:05.800 I'm talking about the actual people that showed up 0.99

00:45:07.360 and we raised like

00:45:09.760 $13,000 for charity 1.00

00:45:11.340 I'm a piece of shit 1.00

00:45:13.460 Dude, and guess what? 1.00

00:45:14.400 I took it on the fucking chin. 1.00

00:45:15.960 I sucked. 1.00

00:45:17.260 And they let me know, and I was like, you're fucking right. 1.00

00:45:19.440 Who wants to watch it? 0.95

00:45:21.020 Can I ask you something?

00:45:21.640 When you were in high school, did you hear all the kids in school going,

00:45:24.500 man, I can't wait until the track game happens? 0.99

00:45:26.620 Who the fuck wants to go? 1.00

00:45:28.420 And your ass is like, I'm the fastest guy. 1.00

00:45:30.240 I'm the fastest guy. 1.00

00:45:31.440 I pulled my thigh. 0.88

00:45:32.640 I pulled my thigh.

00:45:34.080 I'm the fastest entertainer. 1.00

00:45:35.360 Bro, your fucking thighs were black and blue. 1.00

00:45:37.840 Like somebody backed into it. 1.00

00:45:39.640 The point is this, Mike.

00:45:40.460 it's just like yo if you don't perform and you come up short and you think you're a king and 0.99

00:45:46.060 you're not really you're kind of like a pretend king yeah yeah take it on the fucking chin like 0.99

00:45:50.480 eventually yeah the facade's up dude like we the jig is over we get it you thought maybe at one 1.00

00:45:56.580 point you were the shit and now you're not that you're coming from oh no i it's that's the worst 0.99

00:46:06.100 part about this it's not coming from like a attack perspective i'm just saying like this is the 0.99

00:46:09.600 reality of the situation like i'm not there has been a lot of he did rub a lot of people i know

00:46:13.940 there has been a lot of humbling going on over the past couple months a lot of it in all honesty

00:46:21.660 and i and like i mean i mean you see bryce is moving a little differently after that fight

00:46:26.740 which you'd love to see well actually right away right away i think it takes those failures in 0.53

00:46:31.580 life for those shortcomings in life to teach you what's fucking good you know what i'm saying and 0.91

00:46:36.660 You know what I mean? 0.96

00:46:38.000 It's good.

00:46:38.820 It's positive.

00:46:39.540 I actually respect Bryce more after the loss.

00:46:42.060 A hundred thousand percent.

00:46:43.820 The way he took a loss.

00:46:45.020 And by the way, I don't know if you noticed this

00:46:46.460 because I've been vocal about me liking Bryce.

00:46:49.160 He is not a bad person.

00:46:50.440 Great kid.

00:46:50.840 He's a great person.

00:46:51.700 And also with his relationship, 0.73

00:46:53.700 when they were coming after him saying he was like a douchebag, 0.73

00:46:55.760 he always held his self pretty respectful. 0.99

00:46:58.940 He never really fucking did anything. 0.95

00:47:00.720 He chirped at Austin because he was trying to sell a fight for sure. 0.95

00:47:03.620 But if you lose, and I hate to,

00:47:06.660 I hate to be the guy to say this, but like, I feel like Taylor didn't take that side.

00:47:11.660 Taylor was kind of like making excuses and doing something like, if you lose, you lose. 0.96

00:47:14.920 It's not a fucking big deal. 0.92

00:47:16.560 No one's going to, unless you're Mayweather, no one's going to not lose a fight. 0.98

00:47:20.540 Do you get what I'm saying?

00:47:21.000 Like, you're always going to run into somebody that could beat you up.

00:47:23.260 So like, if you lose a fight, it's not a big deal.

00:47:25.900 Just get up and fight again.

00:47:27.620 Am I wrong for this?

00:47:29.000 No, no, no.

00:47:29.660 It's, how did you lose?

00:47:31.460 That's the difference between the Taylor and Bryce fight.

00:47:33.460 Oh, like he, yeah, they do have a lot of videos of him being like,

00:47:36.220 i'm gonna mop the floor and they showed the clip he's like i'm a fighter and then he goes i never 0.99

00:47:40.040 said i was a fighter like dude that shit had me fucking the kid's definitely taking it on the chin 0.98

00:47:44.700 it's not um it's not easy we're we're pretty good at predicting stuff on this show i know that 0.99

00:47:52.740 i know and i and i said it even before that show i said it on mom's basement i mean we'd we'd

00:47:57.340 already been talking about it for fucking for weeks at that point yeah we knew that that was 0.80

00:48:01.580 going to be a problem and i and by the way like here's here's the way we talked to danny we talked 0.99

00:48:05.400 to danny we talked to danny duncan about it both of us that is that why he left yep it is man i hate 0.94

00:48:13.720 to say that but it is we both talked to him should i do this event absolutely fucking danny we have 0.93

00:48:19.820 to be completely transparent with you i i was not as forward as he was i said danny get paid up front 0.92

00:48:26.580 danny get paid up front get the check on the front end he's like they're not offering that i said

00:48:31.140 just get the check up front because you're talking

00:48:33.360 about a new business entity.

00:48:35.780 What was that?

00:48:37.940 No, no. Yeah, that's true.

00:48:39.580 Austin Bed Jeff. Right here.

00:48:41.700 There were some people that got paid already

00:48:43.360 though. They got paid little advances.

00:48:45.640 No, no. Got paid the full thing. Who?

00:48:47.320 London's team. They all got paid. That's what

00:48:49.040 someone said over there.

00:48:52.640 That's what one of those people

00:48:53.380 was saying? Yeah. They said that given

00:48:55.360 some we have

00:48:56.980 Oh, probably because Liam is a 1.00

00:48:59.320 fucking killer and would never do the deal 1.00

00:49:01.220 unless it got done properly 1.00

00:49:02.360 here's what I will say though here's what I will

00:49:05.220 say positive ready

00:49:06.020 the event was highly

00:49:09.300 entertaining amazing I found myself more

00:49:11.420 intrigued by that than the

00:49:13.340 UFC championship fight that was

00:49:15.280 going on the same night

00:49:16.080 I don't know why I don't know why

00:49:18.560 I was so invested in these creators

00:49:20.800 they did way better than we thought I thought it was so good

00:49:23.120 and some of them performed so Jarvis 0.98

00:49:24.840 fucking crushed it great knockout in the highlight 0.96

00:49:27.120 reel that kid Vinnie Hacker 0.98

00:49:28.640 against all odds beat Deji up

00:49:30.800 came back from what looked like 0.99

00:49:32.900 he was going to get his ass beat and won 0.99

00:49:34.860 dug deep and found something in himself 0.99

00:49:36.540 even Austin looked good

00:49:38.380 Austin looked good

00:49:40.360 I think with the right

00:49:42.860 promotional vehicle behind him and the right dance

00:49:44.900 partner he could sell

00:49:46.540 a lot

00:49:47.400 I think he could do big pay per view numbers

00:49:50.960 the issue was

00:49:52.880 this was

00:49:54.840 super internet centric

00:49:56.460 still in a space

00:49:58.580 where not enough people were really

00:50:00.380 invested

00:50:00.980 that yeah yeah I mean

00:50:04.380 I mean our Austin's

00:50:06.340 which I'm gonna go ahead and guess 1.00

00:50:08.260 Bryce's too majority female 1.00

00:50:10.560 audience buying fights 1.00

00:50:12.440 for $58 normally

00:50:14.140 that's just so much money I mean I think

00:50:16.200 since the beginning Austin's plan was

00:50:18.620 to get it done by way of little baby

00:50:20.640 to get it done by way of

00:50:21.880 Migos by way of Khaled

00:50:24.480 whatever but no one's but no one's 0.59

00:50:26.440 paying to watch performances.

00:50:28.300 There was another fight that night, too, that

00:50:29.960 was pay-per-viewed. It was the UFC

00:50:32.340 fight. So how many people have that deep of

00:50:34.400 a pocket to buy two fights? 1.00

00:50:36.220 The Nelk Boys. 1.00

00:50:37.840 Do you know what I'm saying? I feel like 1.00

00:50:39.540 they should have moved their days.

00:50:42.040 The big fight now is Tana and 0.88

00:50:43.980 Austin. They are trading major shots. 0.97

00:50:46.220 They are. She's cutting deep, 0.80

00:50:48.520 bro. Real deep. She's cutting deep.

00:50:50.220 Well, because even the paparazzi's team, Bryce,

00:50:51.960 on God.

00:50:54.800 Why is that so funny?

00:50:55.800 It's like a thing

00:50:57.020 What?

00:50:59.160 It's like a thing

00:50:59.780 On God

00:51:00.820 Do you get mad when somebody says on God?

00:51:05.320 On God, no

00:51:06.100 Why?

00:51:07.400 I don't get mad at what other people do

00:51:08.820 Well, just because it involves God

00:51:10.480 This is what I hate about being a Christian 1.00

00:51:11.740 They just assume I get mad at other people's shit 1.00

00:51:13.780 Like, I don't go fuck, do whatever you want 1.00

00:51:15.620 Anything? 1.00

00:51:16.560 Anything, really anything

00:51:17.720 You can do whatever you want

00:51:18.520 There's nothing to do with me 1.00

00:51:19.620 Butt naked, go jerk off in the park right now 1.00

00:51:21.200 You don't care? 1.00

00:51:21.700 Well, I mean, I'd have to rat on you 1.00

00:51:23.600 You'd fucking snitch 1.00

00:51:25.620 Damn you're selling the house 0.99

00:51:29.140 A lot of memories here 0.99

00:51:31.460 Too many

00:51:32.980 What's your favorite

00:51:34.900 I don't know

00:51:36.380 There's so many good memories here 1.00

00:51:38.960 Probably the rampant sex

00:51:42.320 Yeah that's where mine goes too 1.00

00:51:43.980 Making a porn star cry in the kitchen 0.99

00:51:46.440 Oh you did that 1.00

00:51:47.460 That was horrible

00:51:48.340 I always remember that

00:51:49.960 You talked to her about Jesus while she was coked out of her brain

00:51:52.660 Not even close 1.00

00:51:54.320 She was doing fucking drugs, and I looked at her, and I said, hey, you don't have to do that. 1.00

00:51:59.860 Well, you can't say that to someone on drugs. 1.00

00:52:02.500 Everybody was motivating her to do crazy shit, and I was like, listen. 1.00

00:52:05.800 What? 1.00

00:52:06.100 Yeah, you want to know why?

00:52:07.100 Because they were on drugs.

00:52:09.340 Yeah, and I kind of looked at her, and I was like, yo, this girl probably has nobody guiding her in her life.

00:52:13.680 And my heart told me to tell her that.

00:52:15.160 And what happened after that?

00:52:16.180 She went to go get clean. 1.00

00:52:16.840 She got clean. 1.00

00:52:17.480 Yeah. 1.00

00:52:18.320 So fuck you, bitch. 1.00

00:52:19.900 People are fucking her. 1.00

00:52:20.760 I'm fucking her mind, bro. 1.00

00:52:22.040 Wow. 1.00

00:52:22.260 I'm fucking her mind. 1.00

00:52:23.140 Nice. 1.00

00:52:23.320 but i'll fuck her mind up we we've had i mean good lord parties galore we've had important 0.99

00:52:30.200 moments we've had extremely sad galore all my memories of like the most epic shit are 0.99

00:52:36.920 incredibly like sex based and dirty and i had uh everybody asked me about hollywood experiences 0.99

00:52:43.140 what was like the hollywood moment the same porn star you made cry holding a different porn star's 0.99

00:52:49.660 head underwater and giving me a head in the 0.99

00:52:51.640 hot tub. I didn't know people could breathe underwater. 0.75

00:52:54.020 Let alone suck dick. Before or after our conversation? 1.00

00:52:55.900 Before. I think so. I think she might have.

00:52:57.520 Did she have gills? She might. 1.00

00:52:59.800 But you're right. You're 100% right.

00:53:01.600 Was she a mermaid? Yes.

00:53:03.740 All of the things that I think of are

00:53:05.480 sexually oriented and it makes me

00:53:07.580 wonder if when we leave this house, do we

00:53:09.520 still have sex? No.

00:53:11.600 Obviously. No. No, no, no. Well, I've been celibate

00:53:13.560 since the beginning of 2021. Shake my hand, brother.

00:53:16.660 I don't know. Here's another

00:53:17.540 good memory. That's not good. It's memorable.

00:53:19.660 do you remember when that guy spray painted his car

00:53:22.740 his like

00:53:23.440 his vehicle and drove it across

00:53:25.920 into our fence across the driveway

00:53:28.420 and the choppers came

00:53:29.580 and we were all in the window like this is crazy

00:53:32.100 yeah

00:53:32.500 that one came to mind

00:53:35.560 and the car like

00:53:36.660 a lot of crazy showing up to this house

00:53:39.000 first day I moved in here

00:53:41.660 you put an alligator in my bed

00:53:42.880 I'll remember that

00:53:44.140 and that was before I had 1.00

00:53:45.580 a penis 1.00

00:53:47.360 You had a sand party 1.00

00:53:49.900 Sand party

00:53:51.040 Logan's luau

00:53:52.420 We went crazy hard

00:53:53.160 Again

00:53:53.720 Maybe I'll tell it

00:53:55.140 Maybe I'll tell

00:53:57.000 Yeah and somebody thought

00:53:58.480 He was just like a guest

00:53:59.240 Sleeping on the couch

00:54:00.040 And left him there

00:54:00.920 Yeah

00:54:02.380 He was unconscious

00:54:03.280 That's hilarious

00:54:05.320 Do you remember

00:54:05.700 When we had my mom

00:54:07.180 Birth like birthed her 0.99

00:54:12.100 That was a good one

00:54:13.380 It's like a

00:54:13.740 Me and Logan

00:54:14.480 Strange reverse time couple

00:54:16.340 My poor mother 1.00

00:54:17.300 Will do anything for me 0.92

00:54:18.440 The things I have asked her to do

00:54:20.500 And put her through

00:54:21.220 She's a saint

00:54:22.380 I love her

00:54:23.200 I know everyone thinks this

00:54:24.680 But my mom is the best mom on the planet 0.71

00:54:27.400 You just said she's a saint 0.91

00:54:28.900 I don't think any

00:54:30.180 This is Saint Bernadette 1.00

00:54:31.320 She actually lied to three stupid women 1.00

00:54:33.400 So her son could sleep with other men 1.00

00:54:36.300 For the sanctity of her son's penis 1.00

00:54:37.620 Her body didn't even decay 1.00

00:54:39.840 God let it sit there 1.00

00:54:41.280 Because she's a saint

00:54:42.860 Mike 0.99

00:54:43.960 What's this Bo Burnham shit Dylan? 0.99

00:54:45.880 Bo Burnham 0.99

00:54:47.360 I love Bo Burnham

00:54:49.240 Well I know Logan's a fan of him

00:54:50.560 But is there a reason

00:54:51.420 This is on my brief

00:54:52.200 Yeah because

00:54:53.040 Inside

00:54:53.520 It's pretty great

00:54:55.300 Yeah it's pretty great

00:54:57.560 Yeah inside by

00:54:58.340 Bo Burnham

00:55:00.080 Really

00:55:01.440 Hey is that cool

00:55:02.860 You've become a superstar bro 1.00

00:55:04.700 Fuck 1.00

00:55:05.460 Dude we went to Italy bro 1.00

00:55:06.980 People 1.00

00:55:07.360 Motherfuckers dude 1.00

00:55:08.380 Holy 1.00

00:55:09.180 But Logan

00:55:10.020 But Logan

00:55:11.180 Is the best boxer

00:55:12.260 And I was like

00:55:13.140 Cap

00:55:13.460 they kept calling me number one

00:55:16.020 I go relax

00:55:16.780 no no no

00:55:17.560 the best boxer

00:55:18.280 I go cap

00:55:18.920 you guys have never even seen

00:55:19.920 any celebrities then

00:55:20.700 you guys are lying

00:55:21.320 no they called me number one

00:55:22.980 they said I'm number one

00:55:23.840 number one

00:55:24.340 the Italian police

00:55:26.260 he's like

00:55:26.580 big boxer huh

00:55:29.440 I'm like oh yeah

00:55:30.760 totally

00:55:31.400 they all kept going up to the go

00:55:32.820 hey hey

00:55:33.700 that was so cute

00:55:36.400 it was so cute

00:55:37.160 but no dude 1.00

00:55:37.700 you are international as fuck now 0.99

00:55:39.500 it is incredible 1.00

00:55:41.080 I knew

00:55:41.700 It is incredible to see that happen

00:55:43.600 I knew if I

00:55:45.200 Did what we planned to do against Mayweather

00:55:47.420 It would be like that

00:55:48.740 He's got this 1.00

00:55:49.920 I mean shit it's crazy what the fuck 1.00

00:55:52.700 Alright 1.00

00:55:54.660 You got a girlfriend

00:55:55.580 Yeah do you get a new girlfriend

00:55:57.680 No

00:55:58.400 Why would he rush into that

00:56:00.880 No

00:56:01.140 he doesn't have a crop on he really doesn't have a why do you say that

00:56:15.280 i don't know i was just i was kidding no honestly do you want the real reason

00:56:21.180 yes just because i'm so here's the difference between this and like other episodes of impulsive

00:56:25.600 we've done i'm actually using this time to actually just catch up with i'm not kidding

00:56:30.580 because we really like this i all jokes aside we do not speak talk anymore it's not because 0.71

00:56:36.080 any bad blood we're just really fucking busy so i'm genuinely fucking curious i'm a bad i'm a bad 0.93

00:56:41.340 long distance friend you should you should know you're a bad short distance friend so god 0.90

00:56:45.020 well i just want to catch up on the show today that's all

00:56:50.180 so wait why did you ask him he had a girlfriend no no i'm kidding i'm kidding he's a he's a great

00:56:55.980 friend but do you uh any any candidates i realize this mike it's so sad what is it you know being

00:57:02.120 on the show for as long as we have people have heard a lot of things me saying a lot about

00:57:07.380 finding love and wanting to you know have a baby and a family i'm starting to feel like i'll never 0.99

00:57:13.080 have any of that much for real for real nice try being 36 damn that must suck 0.99

00:57:19.480 But you don't even want kids 0.99

00:57:21.860 No, I'm changing

00:57:22.940 You want kids?

00:57:23.960 Yeah, as soon as I had one

00:57:25.720 With my ex 0.99

00:57:27.160 I'm motherfucking the dad 1.00

00:57:31.860 I will know if it's your baby 1.00

00:57:33.980 When it comes out

00:57:35.060 And all I gotta see is the feet

00:57:36.160 Once it comes out

00:57:37.240 If I see the feet

00:57:37.900 If the feet come out like this

00:57:39.440 I was like, yep, those hooves

00:57:40.820 I know where the hooves belong

00:57:42.140 I think I might

00:57:44.820 I think I got maybe four years left

00:57:47.480 On this running train

00:57:48.860 on this train. I don't think you could have

00:57:51.100 kids in four years, man. No, yeah, I can't.

00:57:53.060 You should freeze your sperms. I don't have any 1.00

00:57:55.000 sperms. That's what I'm saying. I don't think you could.

00:57:56.740 No, I'm just do a designer. Your count's just lower.

00:57:59.240 You're going to design your baby? Yeah.

00:58:01.040 Like Harry Jowsey. Hey, man, it's not a

00:58:02.660 bag. It is. No, yeah, it is. You can't.

00:58:04.920 Harry Jowsey's designed. Yeah, look how that turned out.

00:58:07.900 Well, we said it with separate

00:58:09.020 connotations here. I like Harry Jowsey's face.

00:58:10.440 He looks beautiful. My dating app.

00:58:12.280 That I can't say on this show because I'm not going to lie.

00:58:15.000 He does look fantastic. He's a great

00:58:16.900 looking dude. No homo. Dude, every 1.00

00:58:18.760 time I look at him, I go, fuck. 1.00

00:58:20.540 He was made in a tube. You're going to love 1.00

00:58:22.920 Aiden Ross on the next show.

00:58:24.540 I've met Aiden Ross. I've never been like, wow,

00:58:26.880 look at this guy. You ever seen him

00:58:28.920 sit? You ever seen him sitting?

00:58:30.660 Was he gorgeous when he sits? Amazing.

00:58:32.920 Stunning. Great at it. It's the way the light hits

00:58:34.860 him when he sits. Yeah.

00:58:36.840 Are you just fucking with me? Nah, we're fucking 1.00

00:58:38.800 each other. At sitting. So ugly? 1.00

00:58:41.140 Horrible. Hey, shorty. Hot as fuck. 1.00

00:58:43.100 Really? Wow. 1.00

00:58:46.060 Should we stop

00:58:46.800 the show now? Nah, I don't think so. Yes.

00:58:49.440 I don't know.

00:58:51.040 Is there anything else?

00:58:52.180 Okay, so we're doing this show.

00:58:53.680 We're doing Ross and Banks all today.

00:58:56.620 Yeah, we're stacking up some episodes.

00:58:57.560 Are Banks and Ross together?

00:58:59.000 No, they're separate.

00:59:00.440 They're separate.

00:59:02.400 And then what?

00:59:03.200 And then what?

00:59:03.660 And then just whatever happens?

00:59:05.420 Yeah, I mean, you know, it's a sad trip.

00:59:07.320 I'm kind of, you know, last goodbyes,

00:59:09.980 trying to get some impulsive episodes in,

00:59:11.480 and then just figure things out.

00:59:14.020 A lot of figuring.

00:59:14.940 Well, we got stuff coming up.

00:59:16.460 We're going to actually be able to hang out.

00:59:17.780 Oh, really? 0.99

00:59:18.760 Yeah the Vegas shit 0.99

00:59:20.620 Don't even feel good 0.99

00:59:23.020 Are you actually pulling out

00:59:24.900 You said the one night

00:59:25.860 Are you actually pulling out

00:59:28.860 Oh and on the

00:59:32.380 Entourage note

00:59:33.880 We may be doing

00:59:36.400 Ari 0.84

00:59:37.020 Maybe yeah this week

00:59:39.940 Oh Jeremy Piven

00:59:41.100 Oh that'd be crazy

00:59:42.660 Look look look guys

00:59:44.800 I'm gonna be honest with you

00:59:46.600 bit all all over the place today you know uh kind of rusty rusty set rusty people what we i mean we

00:59:54.740 haven't been together i felt it in a while now and um because of my i i haven't been i haven't

01:00:00.260 been in impulsive mode to be honest with you like uh when you focus on podcasting and hosting

01:00:05.520 podcasts and you take your notes and it's all you think about it's it's much different than when

01:00:09.240 you're focusing on like trying to beat up another human and then celebrate victory after you have

01:00:15.040 beat up another human and so i martinis yeah i'm brain dead with this espresso martinis uh but

01:00:19.940 regard this guys thank you for listening to impulsive the number one podcast in the world

01:00:22.860 these are facts and yeah we'll see you next time hit that subscribe button we love you thank you

01:00:26.300 for watching bye it's a remote deposition i can call it really yeah good with a remote control

01:00:32.540 it's on zoom yeah oh wait wait are we still rolling i think we just leave that one one final

01:00:37.980 goodbye for uh quinn who who will be uh a massive massive part of my life in this team

01:00:44.680 oh my god dude

01:00:46.660 we love little Quinn here

01:00:48.100 alright all

01:00:51.240 goodbye

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - June 29, 2021

E279 Logan Paul’s Final Goodbye To Mike & George

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